Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)

Speaker 1 Wow, wow, wow, Wes. You guys want to smoke another cigarette out there and perv out or what? Yeah, I have a meeting shortly, so it's good you wasted time.
You guys were you knew.

Speaker 1 Of course, you knew. As soon as Matt arrived, you guys should have been ready.
And instead, Lemaire, don't act like you're writing anything.

Speaker 1 Time stomps.

Speaker 1 Dude, by the way, remember last week when I was saying on White Lotus when the guy said swastika? Yeah. He did say swastika.
Everyone thought they were like, no, it's Swati.

Speaker 1 It was swastika. Yeah, I believe.
I started doubting myself. I'm like, Did I just hear that? Am I? I mean, there is definitely a Nazi frenzy going on right now.
I was like, I started worrying.

Speaker 1 I go, What the hell? Am I just hearing stuff? That's like you starting to hear it. I'm starting to hear this.
That's a dog whistle. That's exactly what a dog whistle is.
Only you can hear it.

Speaker 1 Oh, I'm starting to hear the whisper from the nest. I'm like, What the hell? Yeah, it's coming.
But yeah, no, he actually did.

Speaker 1 And it was in the script because they actually interviewed him about that. Like, did you improv that? He goes, No, they put it in the script.
Oh, damn.

Speaker 1 Instead of saying Sawati Da, which is like hello and uh, whatever, whether Thailand? Yeah. Just random swastika.
What? They're in Thailand.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he just, it was, yeah, whatever. But he did say Swastika.
So, hey, man. Swastikas are.
I could say, and I'm not.

Speaker 1 They are hot right now. I don't agree with them.

Speaker 1 I don't agree with them. If I saw that in my neighbor's yard, I'd be fucking.

Speaker 1 They're on Tesla's now. They're on Tesla's.
Are they on Tesla's? We love Tesla.

Speaker 1 They're getting put on Tesla. Do you see a Trump dog with that? What do you say? He basically did.
Him and Elon did like a car commercial for Teslas in front of the White House.

Speaker 1 And he goes, We love Tesla. We love Tesla.
Yes. They really did a car.
They did like a Tesla car commercial. Dude, I heard this, and again, I haven't substantiated it.

Speaker 1 I saw it was just two guys in like fitness gear on Instagram. So this is my source.
So definitely hard to legend. This is where everyone gets their information now.

Speaker 1 Well, dude, these guys seem so confident. They're in like a very

Speaker 1 cool room. And they were like, well, obviously, driving a Tesla reduces your testosterone by 18%.

Speaker 1 And the other guy goes, I mean, yeah, that's indisputable. The EMFs.
They're trying to say the EMFs from electric vehicles lower your testosterone. And I can't get it out of my head.

Speaker 1 I got picked up on the Uber the other day, and I was like, God, I'll tell you what, the guys selling testosterone are fucking make it bank. Every single podcast is like, yeah, would you have today?

Speaker 1 Peanut butter and jelly? Yeah, that lowers your testosterone.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 I think thinking about your testosterone. Podcasting lowers your testosterone.
I'm tired of hearing guys talking about being men while talking into a fucking microphone.

Speaker 1 So many fucking tough guys doing podcasts podcasts these days.

Speaker 1 It's literally the biggest girl thing you can do is sit there and gossip

Speaker 1 in front of a camera. Dude, if you know how to like, if you get a real man on a podcast, they're like, and then I talk, they like, they're 10 feet away from me.
They're not near the microphone.

Speaker 1 They go, what?

Speaker 1 Is this what you guys do?

Speaker 1 You just talk here?

Speaker 1 Yeah, if you get a microphone, it should be this far from your head and you should just stare nervously and go.

Speaker 1 I don't know. Is this good? What do you have me say?

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're absolutely right. Podcasting has destroyed the EMFs coming from, I don't even know what they are, but those

Speaker 1 are coming from podcasts. It's coming from tough guy podcasts.
Enough of it. I think we need them.
You think we need tough guy podcasts? We need tough guy podcasts. Like, what would you think about?

Speaker 1 Who else is doing tough guy podcasts? Every fucking person on the internet. I mean, no other country.
We have so many. Our tough guys need other shit to do.
We're out of there. True.

Speaker 1 Well, when Europe, that's the problem. When Europe gets tough guys, you got to watch their tough guys.
Their tough guys go pretty well. Tough guys rise up.

Speaker 1 Meteoric pace, just to the top immediately. We need more Tesla's over there in Europe.

Speaker 1 Tesla's.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the right wing in Europe. I don't read enough about it, but I think they're fucking heating up.
They're heating up. They're heating up

Speaker 1 there.

Speaker 1 He's on fire. Yep, that's how it ends.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Our brothers in Europe, chill. Let us handle this shit.
Yeah. It doesn't look good when they do it, too.
They've failed too many times at it. True.
Tough guy podcasts have failed there

Speaker 1 time and time again.

Speaker 1 True that. You would like the book I'm listening to.
What is it? I get like five minutes a night before. You're talking about the one you're falling asleep to? The Guns of August.
It's very nice.

Speaker 1 I like that narrator, bro. You would love how it started.

Speaker 1 It's World War I, so it's just the funniest. Mystery.
World War I's a total mystery. They're literally, it's just family.
It's one family, and

Speaker 1 they're all related. Like the Kaiser is related to the family.
Yeah, that's the weirdest part. Yeah, they're all family, and they all have to, like, hang out together.

Speaker 1 And it's like succession, except it results in one of the biggest catastrophes in human history. Yeah, dude, like, how did that happen, though? Like, how did those jealous of each other?

Speaker 1 The Kaiser has like a small hand, and he's like, Don't fucking look at my hand. Fuck you.
I think it was him or the Saar. I forget.
Yeah, the one guy was like fucked up. The one Kaiser.

Speaker 1 Well, that was, was he

Speaker 1 Wilhelm's the one they kind of pinned the entire war on?

Speaker 1 Shit. Which that led World War I started up just because of a couple dudes beefing? Yeah, pretty much

Speaker 1 You can boil it down to that That stinks well actually it's a it's a total mystery It's I don't think it's I think that's the whole point of this book is the build-up to World War one So there's like if you look into it, there's explanations, yeah, but like they all say like oh, they were cousins and stuff, but has anyone like looked into like

Speaker 1 how did was that just like England trading somebody to France and being like, you marry all that?

Speaker 1 Well, the World War I was basically the end of monarchies. Yes, I do remember that.
In Europe. So it was still that type of thing where it's like the Habsburg royal family.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 There's like families that you do trade. Sorry, I'm going to throw up.
I can't handle the nick, dude.

Speaker 1 Those are strong, bro. No, they get you.
Yeah. Spicy.
They dissolve fast.

Speaker 1 But like Marie Antoinette, she wasn't French. She was

Speaker 1 traded in a...

Speaker 1 Where was she from? England? I think Austria. Austria.
That's where she was from. Damn, dude.

Speaker 1 That must be cool, though, to be like beefing with a whole other country and be like, bro, just fuck my bro. Send our hot fucking daughter over there.

Speaker 1 Yeah, send our hot daughter over there we'll chill and if they if your daughter doesn't work to satisfy the nation you have to like millions of men have to die within the nations the people don't know

Speaker 1 yeah it's not like they're interacting it's not like there's internet they're all just sitting there and then a royal family will beef and be like

Speaker 1 send the bros yeah so the bros send a million of the bros over there you know they did a really bad thing you're just like what what did they do they didn't our daughter

Speaker 1 they said our daughter was ugly at a party they didn't read it go ahead what you said i was gonna say does that mean like back then you were like now we're bummed when you have thought daughter?

Speaker 1 Does that mean back then they were kind of like

Speaker 1 she's a whole lot? It's a very American thing to not be thought daughter is big in the world. Yeah.
And you go, nice. I'm going to send her to a family.
I'm going to get a couple barrels of yeah, man.

Speaker 1 So we're the ones who started caring about thought daughter. Well, I think slut daughter has always been frowned upon.
Okay. Dude, as a brother, your job was

Speaker 1 hot daughter was perfect. It was like fucking having a Tesla, dude.
Yeah, it's like getting a Tesla. It's like a Tesla truck.

Speaker 1 That was like a side blitzer. Hot daughter does.
Hot daughter raises T from what I've seen. Oh, yeah.
Usually, those guys get pretty jacked and angry. You have to.
Yeah. You're going to get pissed.

Speaker 1 Or it lowers T significantly, and you're like, Yeah, she's gorgeous.

Speaker 1 There's two ways to go. You either get jacked and get a gun and go, I'll kill anyone that'll fuck her, or you go, isn't she beautiful? She's dating the hottest guy.
Yeah, she's dating the quarterback.

Speaker 1 Isn't that awesome? Yeah, that's more mid-daughter behavior. If you have a babe daughter, you got to go way higher.
You got to get jacked. You got to get a divorce and get jacked.
Yes. Right away.

Speaker 1 Divorce, right away. You say, babe, I don't have a problem with you, but our daughter's just way too hot.
Our daughter's too hot. We got to split up.
I got to fucking focus on myself.

Speaker 1 I got to get tan

Speaker 1 now. I got to prepare myself to sexually assault a 21-year-old man if I have to.

Speaker 1 The new CrossFit. Like, for real.

Speaker 1 Just to bulldog a kid in his apartment. Like post-college off campus.
Did you watch White Lotus last? No, no, no. Don't spoil it.
Don't spoil it. I didn't get to see it last year.

Speaker 1 It's a nice story of a guy getting bulldogged.

Speaker 1 Dude, it's so funny. My brother, Tom, was telling me that he thinks, and I haven't seen it, so I can't comment on it, but he was like,

Speaker 1 he got hit with the ultimate taboo last night. Did he get hit by that until it wasn't? That was a big taboo last night.

Speaker 1 Tom said it's the ultimate sex addict share. He was like saying, come on.
Oh, that's the one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can't wait to see that. That's the guy getting bulldogged.
Really? Sam Rockwell.

Speaker 1 Which one's Sam Rockwell?

Speaker 1 Oh, I know you're talking about

Speaker 1 spoiler. He makes an appearance just to talk about getting bulldog.
No.

Speaker 1 I spoiled it. No.

Speaker 1 He literally just cameos just to be like, I've been getting bulldogged.

Speaker 1 What the fuck is that?

Speaker 1 Yeah, but I forget how he words it too. He does use a funny word like that.
Really? It's not bulldog, but he's like getting piped out or something.

Speaker 1 Something crazy.

Speaker 1 Was this a forced bulldogging or like a consensual bulldogging? No, it's a consensual dog.

Speaker 1 Fuck it. I'll just tell you.
Hey, there's no fucking sensual bulldogging.

Speaker 1 It's not a real thing. If it's consensual, it ain't bulldogging.
True.

Speaker 1 It's not, I mean, you're consensual with the guy doing the bulldogging. You have given him permission, but

Speaker 1 you aren't consenting to what drove you to get bulldogged.

Speaker 1 Oh, so it wasn't consensual dogging. It was a consensual dogging.

Speaker 1 I think they're back then. He was fighting demons.
Oh.

Speaker 1 And he thought one way to get rid of it was to get bulldog. If you want to feel better about yourself,

Speaker 1 dude, if you ever want to feel better about yourself sexually, read like

Speaker 1 sex addict, like anonymous, kind of like them reporting on them falling to real sex addiction. It's harrowing, dude.
It's crazy. Just like the just the shit they do to get.

Speaker 1 I mean, dude, it's like, yeah, like, like, like, imagine instead of the podcast, it was like, later, babe, and I was just raw dogging prostitutes and like worried about HIV.

Speaker 1 I really want to spoil this. There's a soft white.
Don't spoil it. Don't spoil it.

Speaker 1 There was a soft white underbelly. I mean, you can if you want.
This is just his story.

Speaker 1 It's not like integral to the plot in any way. Yeah, I don't care.
He sits down and he's like, they're like, where have you been? He's like, I found God. I'm sober now.

Speaker 1 And then he's like, I moved here to Thailand. He doesn't say why.
Something happened, a crime. And then he moves to Thailand.
And he's like, and you know me, I always, I had a thing for Asian women.

Speaker 1 So I started, I was just buying women, fucking them all day, every day,

Speaker 1 thousands of women.

Speaker 1 And he's like, and then finally I started to realize maybe I, you know, they complete my other other half maybe i should feel what it's like to be them so i started you know dressing up a little dressing up a little

Speaker 1 trying on some costumes getting plugged then all of a sudden he's hiring guys to plug him he's getting plugged while he hires an asian prostitute to sit and watch and he would fucking stare at her in the eyes while just was he trying to get his pipe game better Because he wanted to understand what it was like.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he wanted to feel what it was like. And

Speaker 1 he said he was hiring guys that looked like him so he could dress like a woman and feel like what it's like to fuck him, size-wise, too?

Speaker 1 Didn't talk size,

Speaker 1 did not talk size. I mean, if he was going facial appearance, he was probably checking.
But I would imagine if you're willing to fuck a guy in the butt for money, you have a huge dong.

Speaker 1 I have a small penis, and I would never do something like that. That's true.
That's why, you know, we have beautiful statues of us in antiquity, of course.

Speaker 1 We were just sitting there like charting the stars, freaky ass.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we were charting the stars, dude. We We were too busy.
I was charting the stars last night. Where are you? I went out there.
I was like, goddamn, moon's big. You can see a lot of planets, too.

Speaker 1 You can see a lot of planets out there.

Speaker 1 We have the app.

Speaker 1 I mean, obviously, dude, yeah, we have the app. Did you look at the stars last night or were you just fucking freaking out? No, I was inside all day, all night.
I went out to walk the dog.

Speaker 1 That was it. Really? The stars were good last night.
Was it a special star day? It was a special star day. You get Orion.
Yeah, you get Orion, really?

Speaker 1 Don't mistake I've ever missed it. What the fuck are you talking about? Dude, a special star day.
Well, I don't know.

Speaker 1 There was a red eclipse a couple days ago. Yeah.
So I didn't know if it like a big lunar eclipse. I missed it.
I was driving home from motherfucking Dallas. I didn't know there was a lunar eclipse.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it was at like 2:30, 2:34 to be exact.

Speaker 1 Thursday night.

Speaker 1 It was like a lunar eclipse and a blood moon, right? Like a red blood moon or something. Well, there was a blood sun

Speaker 1 due to the fires.

Speaker 1 Oh, I didn't see the blood sun. You didn't see that? There was a red, blood, blood, red sun.
Nice. Because they had it wasn't.
This weekend. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Because they had fires in like Douglasville or whatever, somewhere out there.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I keep going on Douglasville. Fredericksburg.

Speaker 1 It was in the new $20 Billsville.

Speaker 1 And yeah, dude, it was crazy. It's a blood red sun.

Speaker 1 I know, I heard about it. I was afraid I wasn't going to be able to fly in.
Oh, yeah. Do you do all the smoke? Yeah, yeah.
It was fun. True, the pilot was going, P.S.

Speaker 1 This episode is brought to you by Zip Recruiter. Matt, I'm constantly looking for car keys, phone, chapstick, glasses, headphones.
There you go. And I lose them all the time.

Speaker 1 That's why I use wired headphones now. Ooh.

Speaker 1 What's the longest time you spent looking for something? I usually give up pretty quick. Yeah, true.
Someone I have a hard time shopping for. I have a tough time finding LeMaire gifts.
Really?

Speaker 1 And I like to spoil them.

Speaker 1 It'd be nice if we had a superpower that helped us find exactly what we need at the right moment. Luckily, for my hiring managers out there, you've at least got the next best thing, ZipRecruiter.

Speaker 1 Try it for free at ziprecruiter.com slash MSSP. Want to know right away how many qualified candidates are in your area? I would love that.
Look no further than ZipRecruiter.

Speaker 1 Four out of five employers who post on ZipRecruiter get a quality candidate within the first day. Wow.

Speaker 1 And right now, you can try it for free at ziprecruiter.com slash MSSP. Again, that's ziprecruiter.com slash MSSP.
Zip Recruiter, the smartest way to hire.

Speaker 1 Your ambition just met its match with Robinhood. You play for the win, not just on game day, every day.
Channel that drive into your money.

Speaker 1 Trade stocks and ETFs, Fs, options, and futures all on one platform. You expect more from yourself.
Expect more from your money. Get started today at robinhood.com slash your money.
Your money.

Speaker 1 Your move. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I got to fly on fucking Wednesday. Where are you headed?

Speaker 1 Royal Oaks, Michigan. Nice, yeah, just added a early show, by the way, Thursday.
Please fill it up. But the,

Speaker 1 but yeah, the uh, yeah, that'll be sick. My whole family, now that I know, if you land on water, your plane explodes, man.
That, yeah, I couldn't believe you.

Speaker 1 I was so confident being like, before over the water, we'll just fucking glide down. You were like, that's like, bro, our plane is gonna, first of all, it's gonna

Speaker 1 shatter my head. I was like, you're so fucking negative about everything.
I looked at it. I was like, god damn it, it's not gonna explode.

Speaker 1 No, our plane's definitely gonna explode. And even if it did land, it'll sink.
Literally, they were like,

Speaker 1 if your plane doesn't break into pieces on water, that's like, that's literally the miracle of the hustle.

Speaker 1 You're like a wheel grabs the water and the whole thing just like stops. Got it.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's surprising. I've been over bodies of water being like, we're safe.

Speaker 1 I mean, I'm sorry that they got all over me.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But you really need a runway pretty much. You need a runway.
Yeah. You know, maybe a flat plane.
Yeah, if there's like like a hill, you're fucked. Yeah, exactly.
There's a speed bump.

Speaker 1 You're getting lost. Although, the ramp, though, if you like landed and then you got the ramp, the air would be sick.
The air you would catch would be kind of worth it. You would catch some nice air.

Speaker 1 You would get your crazy air. You would go

Speaker 1 just for one second.

Speaker 1 Take off my mask.

Speaker 1 You go, see that fucking. Someone was saying if the masks are just to get you high off the oxygen.

Speaker 1 If that's the case, let's break something else out. Heroin.
Yeah, anything. Drop down the heroin.
Dude, nitrous at least? Like, come on now.

Speaker 1 That's fucking bull, dude. To be like, oh, yeah, we're giving you like a boardwalk oxygen bar.
Yeah, that's actually a good point.

Speaker 1 There should be a second mask because sometimes they just drop the mask out of like depressurized. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 But they should give you a little anesthesia. Exactly.
You know what I mean? Just like here. Something.
Count to 10.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I would anesthesia my family, and I would definitely, just in case one of the pilots passed out, I needed to do it. It's very swastika of you.

Speaker 1 Very gripples of you. I'm going to anesthesia, my kids, and

Speaker 1 play this thing out. Dude, Yay's, his shit now is.
I mean, I can't even, he is dying on the craziest hill. Being a Nazi? Yeah.
Yeah. Well, not even, he's a Klansman, too, now.
Oh, I saw it.

Speaker 1 Wait, is he? He wears Klan Roberts. Dude, the funniest thing was

Speaker 1 him saying, I'm a Klansman now. There were comments from black people that were like, all right, now I'm done.

Speaker 1 Where were you on the fucking Nazis shit?

Speaker 1 Like, you finally, you've gone too far.

Speaker 1 I was dying because ever since you said that, he's gone several steps beyond. I keep seeing that comment now, and I keep laughing and being like, all right, that's enough.
Now I'm done.

Speaker 1 You think he's doing a bit? I think he's just fucking around. Obviously, he's doing a bit.
Yeah, yeah. I, for a while, didn't realize.
I'm starting to.

Speaker 1 I mean, yeah, he is taking the most hatable things and me. Like, he's now being like, the audition is my favorite.
Where he was, did you see the new audition for vultures or whatever?

Speaker 1 Where he wants to do like a live chorus. I guess not like his Sunday service.
It could be a Sunday service. I don't know.

Speaker 1 But it's like he wants to do now a chorus of all black men, no white men, and you have to be at least the complexion of Diddy.

Speaker 1 Dark enough. You have to be at least as dark as his Diddy.

Speaker 1 Diddy's hard. Yes.
No, that's his exact words. You got to be at least the complexion of Diddy, and you must be willing to shave your head and his volunteer.
And you have to wear swastika.

Speaker 1 But other than that,

Speaker 1 that, he's going to get so many volunteers. Oh, for sure.
Yeah, it's going to be in Compton, too.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. Or like this LA area.

Speaker 1 So, yeah, I'm on the lookout for that. That's going to be a bunch of shaves.
It's going to be the funniest thing

Speaker 1 that's ever happened.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. But yeah, man, he's iced out now.
He's got the swastika ice. Fucking flooded on both sides, too.
If you can't flood the side, you're swastika. I have not seen this.

Speaker 1 He's flooded on both sides.

Speaker 1 There's no way this is going to be the coolest thing I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 I mean, that would be an heirloom. Finding a jeweler to do that had to be impossible.

Speaker 1 You'd be surprised.

Speaker 1 True.

Speaker 1 True. A lot of them.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 now that's a bit of a.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
Never mind.

Speaker 1 I'll do what I say.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, it'll be interesting, man. This is just a phase.

Speaker 1 He's going to be on something else. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, I actually don't know if he got it. Oh, yep.
There it is.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. Yep.
Yeah, he was showing that thing off. Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Damn. I mean, here's the thing, though.
If you can't float, but if you can't flood both sides,

Speaker 1 it's not. What are you even doing? Wait, so the other side is

Speaker 1 no diamonds? No, hell yeah. It's all flooded out, bro.
He was saying if anyone else can't flood the other side of their swastika

Speaker 1 diamond,

Speaker 1 their swastika diamond pendant, he was calling them a loser.

Speaker 1 Say, what are you a fucking loser? Damn. Yeah, he's flexing, man.
He's got a new song. His new songs are out.
Read the lyrics. They're pretty.
I mean, they're so funny. I haven't.
Yeah, I haven't.

Speaker 1 Oh, his new raps are. They've been tough to find.
Oh, they're on Twitter. He's doing like vocal runs of the lyrics.
And it's like, again, he is a wordsmith, but it's just about him being a Nazi.

Speaker 1 So funny.

Speaker 1 Oh, it's a Nazi album?

Speaker 1 I mean, the cover of the album is a giant swastika as well.

Speaker 1 He's fond of them right now. Hitler's ghost is going to be sad when he finds out this is a bit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, true. You know what I mean? Because right now he's probably got his hopes up.
Oh, for sure.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 The one guy that would see that necklace and be like,

Speaker 1 now we did it. Holy shit, that's sick.
I knew history would look kindly on my ex.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's.

Speaker 1 He's doing it, man. And, you know, that's the.

Speaker 1 I mean, it is a good experiment. Like, what if we just let all the worst stuff out of the bag?

Speaker 1 And, you know, maybe it'll prove that most people actually are pretty level-headed and they'll just be like, oh, fuck, this is weird. But

Speaker 1 we feel confident this won't catch on. That's the thing.
I think people are worried this is going to catch on, and people are going to be like, hold on a second, actually. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 But yeah, that's

Speaker 1 pretty wild stuff. Yeah, Kanye doesn't get black people to start going around wearing swash stickers.
That would be devastating. I feel like every, I don't know.

Speaker 1 I feel like black men do have a hall pass right now to be like, dude, I just, this is my favorite artist. I don't know.
I was just trying it out too.

Speaker 1 Black men kind of have a Nazi hall pass for the next. I think 2025 is all about the black male Nazi hall pass.
All right, I won't say no.

Speaker 1 That's a fair prediction.

Speaker 1 It's a very reasonable prediction. Yeah, you have to.
I would have to. Hold on a second.
What was that? I almost bought one of the Kanye West Sean John shirts, though. Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 What was the Sean John shirts? He made Sean John shirts like for Diddy.

Speaker 1 He's La Mer, as a hill dyer yourself, you got to be just taking that. Is that what you're taking notes on right now?

Speaker 1 Kanye's boobs.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 No, I'm, I haven't paid attention. I've been out of the loop.
I didn't know about the full Nazi album. Oh, yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 You're keeping it from them. I had no idea about the album.
I had no idea. They might be hitting more of the white algos right now.

Speaker 1 A little harder right now. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That makes sense. My algos crazy, dude.
I'm the least xenophobic guy in the world. And I get nothing.

Speaker 1 I get nothing but just the craziest content yeah and you know I watch it but it's like it's it's I watch it it works

Speaker 1 it works I become hateful it works really well it literally is is all hate it's for real yeah and it works I mean it's it's just it works is that it gets the most numbers every fight 7 million views and then I watched a really like it was like a genuinely touching video of like it was like a bunch of like young black kids about to fight and this old man came up and gave him did you see that yeah gave him him the speech.

Speaker 1 Like, what are you doing? Blah, blah, blah. I checked the view count.
It was like 200,000. Then it was just a lady getting socked in the face, 7 million.
I was like, damn. Yeah.
Dang.

Speaker 1 No, that stuff works. It's like the lady who fucks a thousand guys in a day or whatever.
Yeah. That content works.
It kills. It makes you angry.
I saw a clip of her sitting on the ground.

Speaker 1 There were like guys in football pads. behind her like a team and she was like i can't are you guys ready to turn my tight end into a wide receiver yeah

Speaker 1 they will do it i was just looking at it going god

Speaker 1 maybe they'll rise, the thousand men slut ladies. Everyone's worried about Kanye and his Nazi army.
What if those ladies rise?

Speaker 1 That's a problem. They're putting together an army.
They are, dude. They could send those thousand men.

Speaker 1 One of them's pregnant. One of the sluts? One of the sluts? It was fake.
It was fake. It was fake.

Speaker 1 Wasn't she like raising awareness? It made no sense. She goes using my platform to raise awareness for pregnant ladies.

Speaker 1 I'm a lady. Yeah, that's some bullshit.
You shouldn't fake being pregnant. That's not right.
I agree. It's a classic classic movie.
Why was she faking? What a fucking psycho lady. To get clicks.

Speaker 1 She just posted a video with her with a fake.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she had like a fake pregnant belly on. It was like, I'm pregnant.
And everyone was like, see, that's what you get, bitch. Fucking dumb bitch.
You bought that child. I'll fucking kill you, bitch.

Speaker 1 You don't think she just got rid of the baby? I'm sure. Well, she wouldn't have showed that fast either.

Speaker 1 I got tricked. I'm fucking dumbass.
I should have known that.

Speaker 1 You never know when they filmed the original one. True.
Or maybe

Speaker 1 perhaps before that thousand man gangbang, she was maybe up to some other ludex before that no her

Speaker 1 she's pure as the driven snow that's all happening

Speaker 1 that's the world dude in 2030 you'll just be nazi men and thousand lady slut gangbangs

Speaker 1 we're in for a rough future but can they they cannot coexist you gotta pick a side either skinhead black nazi or

Speaker 1 British thousand slut lady

Speaker 1 there's no those two that's the next war

Speaker 1 those two cannot coexist ironic black Nazis versus ironic black Nazis versus literal 100,000 gangbang ladies.

Speaker 1 That's a weird arms race because then someone's got to go. There's got to be like a

Speaker 1 speed of sound kind of thing. Like someone's going to hit the absolute limit.
Or do you try to work it where like

Speaker 1 how if a thousand in a day, I'm still kind of like, I don't think it's two completion.

Speaker 1 Or is a gay guy going to step up and go, this is how guys do it? Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm going to smash the record. I think think they're doing that and they're just they're not doing it for the clicks

Speaker 1 they're doing it for a

Speaker 1 it's lovely

Speaker 1 that's lovely

Speaker 1 yeah where all my where are my sweet boys at man let's

Speaker 1 let's fire this up sweet boys will get it going we can't have them crushing the record although that could be one of those things you ever see when like you know guys you're like this is the women's powerlifting record and just crush it yeah women might that might be their record man i don't know if i don't know if a dude could break a thousand guys in the in the butt That seems like it would actually kill you.

Speaker 1 In the butsla. Yeah,

Speaker 1 I think you would actually die from

Speaker 1 a thousand guys. From a scourge from God,

Speaker 1 get bulldogged a thousand times.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they will get struck by lightning.

Speaker 1 Just explode. What the wrath of God?

Speaker 1 Yeah, man. These are, there's definitely very confusing times right now.

Speaker 1 True. I'll just say hello.
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Yeah. Got my green shirt.

Speaker 1 Yeah. My whole family, we decked the kids out today.
Gave them the little beads in their braids. Orange, white, and orange, white, and green.
It was pretty sick.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we irished them out. It was pretty sick.
I didn't realize that's why you're wearing that.

Speaker 1 I thought it was just a cool shirt. St.
Patty's Day. That is a really fucking sick shirt.
Thank you. You got to break out a salvatory claw.

Speaker 1 True.

Speaker 1 i got a white claw for st patty's no i gotta stay off the booze i went to a kegger yesterday you did a kegger yesterday yeah i saw the group text you guys were in shambles yesterday yeah what happened well i didn't do nothing but exactly

Speaker 1 sometime meezzie texted at like 4 p.m i was like i'm already fucked up oh yeah i did the roast battle last night just your first show oh yeah and i was drinking i was dirty oh okay yeah did you get roasted or did you judge the roasted i was judging that's sick yeah yeah it was pretty funny i get anxiety thinking about those things.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Just being up on a roast battle, it would just get demolished and be like, no, seriously, you're being a fucking dick right now.

Speaker 1 I'll fucking fight you right now. This is bullshit.

Speaker 1 Even judging to catch you one, be like, fuck you.

Speaker 1 You didn't have to do this. I didn't have to do this.

Speaker 1 Fuck you, man.

Speaker 1 That actually hurt my feelings. I finally got to meet Alexis Fox.
She was one of the judges. You was Warstar? That was the lady who gave me the fleshlight.
I finally got to meet her. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Or her specific flight? Like her specific fleshlight. Did you go up to her? Pussy felt great?

Speaker 1 No. Wait, what do you say?

Speaker 1 So you go up to her and go, pussy felt great. True.
She broke you off with a little sample.

Speaker 1 She was nice. She was so nice.
That's a smart gal. Take the stress off the real one and be like, here, fucking.
Pull it out.

Speaker 1 Knock this thing around. give it to the thousand lemares

Speaker 1 no say what were you saying

Speaker 1 i was just laughing about lemaire being one of those horses that they give fake pussies so they could stud them out yeah they stut them out for breeding more

Speaker 1 yeah just stud them out

Speaker 1 that could be the only thing we have to fight against the nazis and sluts in the future clone army of lemares

Speaker 1 true

Speaker 1 The clone army.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 that nation would be captured by the sluts instantly. That's what it's about.
They would be surfs in the slut. I love this.
I love this side of Le Maire. No, no way.

Speaker 1 Dude, there would be surfs in the slut power. I'd be supposed to be in Meta.
It'd be

Speaker 1 dude, it'd be Simpsonvania or Simpsonia, dude. No way, dude.
Simpsburg. It'd be conquered immediately.

Speaker 1 I'm no simp. You're a simp.
The slut army would devastate you, guys.

Speaker 1 Lady's fake vagina, and we met her, and we're excited to meet her. If there's a clone army, I'm gonna take out all the slut-lichen parts.
We're gonna be like just pure.

Speaker 1 Oh, you're saying we're gonna breathe that part out of you. Yeah, you gotta breathe out.
You gotta breathe it out. How

Speaker 1 that's your core. Do you ever see Inside Out?

Speaker 1 It's like the core marble, yeah. It's like the core metal.
He's the horniest guy a lot.

Speaker 1 No way. You've got to be.

Speaker 1 No, Nate's the horniest guy. He's the poll.
Here we go. True.

Speaker 1 He's royalty.

Speaker 1 No, he actually is right. You're the horniest guy.

Speaker 1 I was sitting sitting here quiet. Yes.
That's fair.

Speaker 1 Damn, the clone Nate would attack the clone the Mares.

Speaker 1 They would try to save the sluts.

Speaker 1 You'd have to watch out, though.

Speaker 1 I'd be talking to the Nazi bros. Like, they're giving pussy out over there, man.
Fucking chill out.

Speaker 1 Let them do their thing. Yeah, true.
Although, the black skinhead Nazis would have some pussy going on.

Speaker 1 You know?

Speaker 1 They would be strictly skinny. Your queen would be, you guys would answer to your queen, the naked lady.
Whose kind is naked wife?

Speaker 1 Oh, that is

Speaker 1 putting fucking saran wrap and marching around Venice every 10 minutes.

Speaker 1 Fucking crazy. That's probably my favorite thing he's doing right now.
Not probably a hundred. That's just one of his side.
Yeah, that's like a side. I mean, that's just one of his side perspectives.

Speaker 1 I think they broke up. Don't believe the tabloids.
I think that's a room. They tricked me a couple of times saying they broke.
Did they actually break up? I'm not sure. I think it's a room.

Speaker 1 I think they're still together and have. I just remember seeing a clip of Bill Maher talking about it being like, they broke up and the crowd being like, Woo!

Speaker 1 I know. That's the funniest thing to hear.

Speaker 1 She's mind-controlled, being mind-controlled.

Speaker 1 Or she's a slut.

Speaker 1 But hey, that's a man's wife, man.

Speaker 1 A hot wife, I should have meant to say. Or she's a hot wife.
That's even worse. Then he's a cook.
I mean, but isn't that hot wife in, though, when you go around?

Speaker 1 I think that's actually part of the woman. You hot wife to get

Speaker 1 a bulldozer.

Speaker 1 Get an okay red old bulldozer. Yeah, you're a fucking bulldozer troller.
What have you found with your research? So it turns out they are having marriage troubles right now. Bianca can get no way.

Speaker 1 He was spotted yesterday with a woman who looks exactly like her, but is not her. He might have the clone armor.
He might have the clone armor. He knows actually on the clone armor.

Speaker 1 But she doesn't look exactly like this. It's just the tabloid.
This is just she has giant tits and giants. She's just a pretty lady.
Well, there's a lot of enhanced ladies, too.

Speaker 1 A lot of ladies are going to start. We're going to have like a lady singularity because they're starting to all look the same.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 huh? Bianca. No, that's what's nice about her.
Those are giants. She's nasty.
She's not enhanced. She's

Speaker 1 nasty. She's blessed by the Lord.
Who? Bianca Sensori. I don't know.
What does she do? Currently, that's not his wife. Current wife.
My bad. No, that's in my mind.
Everyone knows her. I did know her.

Speaker 1 Didn't she just have a movie come out, too? I don't think so. They did like a movie in Japan that was called like Bianca.

Speaker 1 About her? Yeah, I swear to God. She starred in a movie in Japan.

Speaker 1 I could see her being worshipped in Japan. For sure.

Speaker 1 For sure. Surrender up by women.

Speaker 1 I mean, that's that, huh? That's true. Yeah, she's had a movie starting in Japan.
You're tapped in, bro. I'm fully tapped in.

Speaker 1 I take a break. I just go on X look at the,

Speaker 1 it's on X on my computer. I take a break from writing and I just go.
I go into X and I go, whoa, shit. Holy fuck, it's happening.

Speaker 1 She's got a fucking movie on fucking in Japan. Japan.

Speaker 1 Really? That's pretty nice. That's pretty cool.
It's about the female body. That's surprising.
I thought she was going to branch out.

Speaker 1 Oh, nope. She stuck to the old bread and butter.

Speaker 1 We're coming up with a movie. It's about tits.

Speaker 1 Damn, well, yeah, what is the movie all about?

Speaker 1 I might fly to Japan and

Speaker 1 go to the premiere.

Speaker 1 Wear the exact same outfit as her.

Speaker 1 I might dress up a little bit. Yeah, I might dress up.
Fashion-focused movie censored around Kanye and Sensori's relationship, exploring the female body. Hmm.
It's fashion-focused?

Speaker 1 The fashion-focused. Kanye produced it.

Speaker 1 That could be the next summer block.

Speaker 1 This was the thing I was worried about.

Speaker 1 If he comes out with a... Yeah, that kind of shows.
He's also banned from Italy, I think, from getting head on a boat.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, he was on the hill. He was on the dong duel and the gong.

Speaker 1 Well, the real description. He had plumber's crack.
He was getting head. He had plumber's crack getting head on a a boat.
And Italy, apparently, Italy was like, you're not a lot of bad guys.

Speaker 1 I can't believe Italy's against this. That's what I'm saying, dude.
That's like nothing for Italy. I would assume that's all Venice is.
Like, that's what it's about.

Speaker 1 You have a kid with a stick pushing you around. You have your half your ass out

Speaker 1 on a murky, fucking shitty river.

Speaker 1 Madoon.

Speaker 1 Yeah, this is a.

Speaker 1 I worry he's going to come out with an absolute summer banger, though, and everyone's going to be like, God damn, it's so good.

Speaker 1 That would be nice. It would be sick.
Yeah, that'd be fun. But that's going to

Speaker 1 charge things up. If people are saying, you know, people will like, if the lyrics, if a song's good, people are going to rap it.

Speaker 1 So if there's like clubs full of people all summer, be like, yeah, I'm a motherfucking Nazi.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. You know, that

Speaker 1 could be a that could be a problematic. That could be.
And you're right.

Speaker 1 That is possible. Yeah, if I was like Jewish in the club.
If I've got that turned up, the clear guy. The clear.
The clear not too fired up. I'm in there.

Speaker 1 Yeah, true.

Speaker 1 That could be a problem. Yeah.
But yeah, I think we're safe from that.

Speaker 1 I don't think the Nazi stuff's going to catch on culturally.

Speaker 1 Like, people worry. People really worry about that.
It's like, nah.

Speaker 1 What do you mean?

Speaker 1 Hasn't it already caught on?

Speaker 1 No, I mean, catch on, bro. I mean, it's.
No, you mean like in Germany? Like,

Speaker 1 it's not like catching on like Germany, but it's building some steam, dude. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 It's maybe, but you're talking about a fraction, like a small percentage of people that already, there are already people banging like that. They just started tweeting about it.

Speaker 1 But if it maintain, if a fucking hit, undeniably hit, catchy song hits the mainstream, then it's a problem. That could make, but it's like, I don't know.
Will people just fucking sing the song? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Because people listen to like, yeah, I don't know. Because it's like gang, you know, if you think about like gangster rap, does that have like a weird subconscious sway on like people's behaviors?

Speaker 1 I would say definitely. So maybe.
Now I'm sounding like an old guy. No, I agree.
I'm an old man. Violent music.
It makes you do violent things.

Speaker 1 That's his whole point. He's like, if we can talk about killing each other in songs, why can't I talk about being an Aussie?

Speaker 1 I hear you. But either way, let's get out of the switching gears.

Speaker 1 By the way, you guys can't see my band. I don't want you guys to see this.
It's fucking real badass. Matt tried to take his own life.

Speaker 1 For real. Matt got sad.
For real, dude.

Speaker 1 Water, dude, a five-gallon glass water jug. Got me.
I should have known. Wow, the fuck? It's a five-gallon jug? It's huge.
I know. It's fucking massive.
Where was that? Outside my driveway.

Speaker 1 It got delivered. And I was like, or no, like my little thing near my garage.
But I

Speaker 1 was doing with it. I store them.
I store water. I always keep, I try to keep like 30 gals on me at all times.
Why? Dude, remember when Philly, were you in Philly? I know, you were in New York.

Speaker 1 Philly had like like chemicals spill into the room. Oh, yeah.
And then

Speaker 1 I started getting them there. Then I kind of liked the five-gallon glass jugs, so I just kept getting them delivered to my new house.

Speaker 1 And they were outside, and there was just a fucking, there was a hole in it. Because I saw water.
I'm like, what the fuck? And then I saw a hole in one of them.

Speaker 1 I don't know if they got like slammed down and popped. Yeah.
Maybe somebody, a lawnmower, shot. I don't know what happened.
But there was a hole. I'm like, that's weird.
So I went to pick it up. And

Speaker 1 it was already cracked. I couldn't see it.
So when I picked it up, the weight of it just came down and fucking

Speaker 1 right before this. I just dressed my wound and fucking

Speaker 1 this morning. Just now, like before I left.
Yeah, he was late to the pot. It was bleeding.
That's why I wrapped it so aggressively because it wouldn't stop bleeding.

Speaker 1 So I just wrapped it up and I was always letting, you know,

Speaker 1 time do its thing. And also, nicotine constricts the blood vessels, so I had to do that.
Yeah, of course. I had to constrict my fucking blood vessels.

Speaker 1 I've been pretty disciplined on those things. They've been starting to fucking overcome.
They've started to break that off.

Speaker 1 Yeah. That's how it goes.
Because I'm no caffeine for Lent.

Speaker 1 And honestly, dude, I think nicotine greater than caffeine, I would say. Caffeine rules, but like nicotine.
No, nicotine's really addictive. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Caffeine, I can accidentally go a couple days without drinking coffee. See, I couldn't.
Now I can. Now I can do something better.
I'm a crackhead.

Speaker 1 If I go, oh, fuck, I only have one left.

Speaker 1 I have to leave right now to go buy more. You know what?

Speaker 1 Flip every fucking pillow in this.

Speaker 1 I was like,

Speaker 1 I was like thinking I was pretty immune to it. I'm like, no, I just use it when I'm writing.
It's a good, you know, cognitive enhancer.

Speaker 1 And then like I wouldn't have the weekends, I wouldn't be writing. So I've been taking them and I'm like, man, I'm just really tired.
I have no energy.

Speaker 1 I'm really irritable right now. I'm like, I must have some sort of bug.
I'm like, I was fucking nicotine with draw.

Speaker 1 God. For sure.
But no,

Speaker 1 I stay disciplined. I am still, I've been doing one a day.

Speaker 1 One three or one six? Huh? One, three or one six. Three.
I'm a three milligram weirdo for sure. The mints are strong, though.

Speaker 1 They were stronger than a six milligrams in. Really? Yeah.
Like, just as far as like because you're just yeah, you're just pause, just swallowing

Speaker 1 sure. Thank you for that.
It's spicy, it is swallowing the spicy, you swallowing a spicy, dude. I had a man, don't stop taking notes, yeah.
True, man.

Speaker 1 What did it, what, what's uh, take me back to the last time. Or stenographer,

Speaker 1 it says nicotine, okay. So,

Speaker 1 how'd you spell it?

Speaker 1 Uh, N-A-C-O-I-T-I-M-E. Very good.
Bang. I was hoping there was a K in there,

Speaker 1 dude. I uh, I think I might have outed myself as an absolute psycho to my neighbor yesterday.
Walked outside.

Speaker 1 I usually in the morning, nobody's out back, and I let my dogs out. And we have a little frisbee outside that I'll throw to Matilda every now and then in the morning.

Speaker 1 And if I'm in a rush, but she doesn't get the frisbee, but she'll like, she'll hit it and be like,

Speaker 1 and I was like, dude, you're not getting the frisbee. I was like, go pee.
I was in a rush. I was like, go pee.
My neighbor's on the other side of the fence.

Speaker 1 I was like, Matilda, go pee, or I'll fucking kill you. And then I see her, oh, I was like, oh, hey, hey.

Speaker 1 I was just joking around. Oh,

Speaker 1 my problem. I don't really know what I said, so it might have been even worse.

Speaker 1 I just say the worst shit.

Speaker 1 Whenever she doesn't listen, I'll be like, for real, I've been like, I'll cut your fucking head off. Like, I'll just say

Speaker 1 the start of the day and the end of the night, that's the last thing I do before I go to bed. I let them in.
If they don't listen, I'm like, you motherfuckers, get in here. I swear to fucking God.

Speaker 1 The lady heard me. I don't know what I said, but she heard me say it.
It's like, oh.

Speaker 1 Is she an older lady? Yeah, a little bit. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh. I was like, oh, hey, how are you guys doing over there? And I was like, fuck, what did I I just say to my dog?

Speaker 1 They just try to clean it up. Like, I was just playing with him.
I talked to him like that. Not even, I just let it run.
Yeah, yeah. I just let it ride.

Speaker 1 But yeah, other than that, though, dude, my backyard's been popping, dude. The gardening might be my favorite thing ever.
That's very nice. Do you got animals in there still? Nope.
I put a cayenne.

Speaker 1 So I tried the red pepper flakes to keep out the mice, but they're flakes. You got to get pepper powder.

Speaker 1 My brother Kevin was telling me to get a cayenne pepper powder, and I dumped like, I ordered like a pound of cayenne pepper powder and just dumped it where the I fuck I fucked them up

Speaker 1 one second yeah pause this episode is brought to you by prize picks oh yeah we're in the second half of the basketball season and the race to the playoffs is heating up on prize picks the best place to cash in on your favorite sports this is what we're thinking for picks this week i mean shane i'm looking at the basketball board and selecting i don't know maybe jason tatum for more than 25 points i like that i was thinking more like julius randall for more than eight rebounds

Speaker 1 anthony edwards more than 25 points. I like that.
Dad, I like that a lot. I've never thought about Jalen Brown and doing fantasy sports action on more than four assists.
Yeah, I have. It's fun.

Speaker 1 It's awesome. Matt, get in the game.
Well, ready to make some picks of your own? Check out prize picks. I've been using these guys for a while now, and I'll tell you what.

Speaker 1 The app is really easy to use. To create a lineup, all you have to do is pick more or less on a few player stats for your shot to win up to 1,000 times your money.
It's crazy. Prize picks.

Speaker 1 Right now, 1,000 times.

Speaker 1 I mean, what what are we doing dude download the app today and use code drench to get fifty dollars instantly after you play your first five dollar lineup prize picks run your game i mean that's what it's all about i love prize picks and uh fuck march madness i'm focused on the nba true that you know what i mean

Speaker 1 now that the 70 now that my sweet 76ers have tanked i wouldn't mind placing some uh more or less

Speaker 1 picks now your emotions are out of it you can just my emotions are gone up a thousand times 76ers are playing less Less. Yeah.
Less.

Speaker 1 Less. Less.

Speaker 1 Just on some of your favorite stat projections.

Speaker 1 Some of my favorite stat projections? Yes, more or less. More or less.
A thousand times, dude. Connor McDavid, more than more goals.
There we go. A lot of people go, whoa, that's crazy.
Bang.

Speaker 1 Just like that. 1,000 times more.
You've won literally a billion dollars. Now you're a billionaire.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 A thousand millions is a billion. That's all.
A thousand millions is a billion. That's all I'm saying, man.
Is it building? Prize picks. Run your game.
You're mad at Elon? Maybe pick.

Speaker 1 A million dollars. Before a billionaire, you can take him to pick.
A million dollars on Connor McDavid.

Speaker 1 Don't pick. Just

Speaker 1 fuck. Whatever.

Speaker 1 And we're back. The cayenne pepper in the garden.
Thank you.

Speaker 1 Yeah, dude. So I've been at war with the mice.
I got that. What works for birds because birds were fucking me up too.
You got to get shit in your garden that moves.

Speaker 1 So I have like one of those owls, those like fake owls, and it's head swivels. I have wind chime, scares them.
And I also have like a little spinny thing.

Speaker 1 Because if they detect like motion, it freaks them out.

Speaker 1 But mice don't really give a fuck, so you got to give them like you just got to spray, you just got to sprinkle the spices around for them because they step in that cayenne powder.

Speaker 1 They have like strong senses of smell, apparently. Oh, they don't like it.
Dude, where they like live, I just hold fucking just a big bag of cayenne powder. Fucking them up, fucked them up, yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm killing them, just my radishes, huh? Not killing them, just making them uncomfortable. I was making them comfortable.
They smell it. They're like, nah, I'm good on that.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Wait, are you done doing the

Speaker 1 baking powder? Dude, apparently I made an ass of myself.

Speaker 1 I thought they were close.

Speaker 1 I was close but i don't i don't know i haven't i haven't seen them after that though i will say and then some time passed and i saw one and dude i got too many radishes to lose right now dude so

Speaker 1 it turns out that's the only thing i can grow i'm just a shitty radish farmer crossing i'm gonna pick a one somebody you get to eat any of the radishes yet not yet i got like they'll be

Speaker 1 i think in a month they'll be fully grown i got a lot i'll drop some off to you please i got some radishes and i'm growing flowers right now too that's very nice very kind of flowers i don't even know what they're called they're just big i just picked the craziest looking flowers.

Speaker 1 I'm starting to see what it takes. So they're thriving.
My flowers are thriving. My leeks are thriving.
What a perfect time to plant those, too. Exactly.
I got it right in time.

Speaker 1 And then I have, this will be, it's a year out, but I have blackberries, raspberries,

Speaker 1 just blackberries, raspberries, and like golden raspberries. I don't know.
I've never even heard of those. Damn, it takes a year to grow those?

Speaker 1 It's just a raspberry, it's called a cane, so it's just a raspberry stalk. So it takes a year to bear fruit.
I always wondered why people got so mad at an animal-free eating in their garden.

Speaker 1 Bro, that would piss me the fuck off. I've been waiting a year for one fucking basket of raspberries.

Speaker 1 Some piece of shit, possum. My carrot.

Speaker 1 I have a couple carrots going. Your carrots are like, oh, fuck it.
I'm going to eat a carrot from my garden. Come back one day.
The greens are gone and they're all fucked up.

Speaker 1 And it's like, it's truly, it's kind of nice. I will say it does teach you patience.
Because, like, every day is like another thing to check and go, oh, you see a little bit of progress.

Speaker 1 And then if I'm like rushing out the door, if I'm in like rush mode, and I'm like, damn, I didn't water my garden yet.

Speaker 1 If I'm like, if I'm rushing to where I don't water my garden, I know I have a fucked up mentality and I got to switch back. I got to go Zendini.

Speaker 1 Keeps you Zendini because you got to go, dude. I got to stay kind of somehow connected to this.
Zendini, are you staying Zendini? I broke my Zen fest a couple times this week. Yeah.
What happened?

Speaker 1 Just responded to people for once.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. No.
You're just defending yourself like a man. I'm pretty Zen.
You're Zend out. You've been Zendini? That's a GG.

Speaker 1 The Kegger was Zen. Was it Zen Out? Actually, no, I was kind of a piece of shit.

Speaker 1 It's pretty Zendini to admit that, though. Yeah, he's very quick to admit when he's being a piece of shit the next day.
I mean, dude, yeah, that's amazing too.

Speaker 1 Everyone's finding out that you were right all along. Everyone, I'm Sean Stradamus.
That is true.

Speaker 1 I gotta give it to you, though. It might have been the easiest prediction of all time.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that is true.

Speaker 1 Sean Stradamis. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah, I'm back on my Zendini tip.
I was off it for a while. Your day will come.
Caffeine will put me off. I'm not Zendini.
When I'm on daily caffeine,

Speaker 1 oh my God, You get grumpy. I get, yeah, it's grumpy, and it's like

Speaker 1 I just have my fuse is so fucking short. Like, usually I'll notice things and I'll be like, okay, well, you shouldn't have done that.
If I'm on the caffeine, I just fucking.

Speaker 1 My wife and kids will do that too as well. I know, but I'm saying for sure, they catch the wrath.
You're saying Zandini you or spaz you? Like, uh, I think they do both. Yeah, they'll spaz you.

Speaker 1 They will. But when you, when I crush the coffee and then, like, the morning's like euphoric, I have energy.
When it starts to dip and I'm just like,

Speaker 1 like have that shitty caffeine overdose feeling. It's just anything that happens.
I'm like, I fucking know that. I understand that.
I saw you hang up on somebody because food was coming.

Speaker 1 Can I bring that up? That was my wife. Yes, absolutely.

Speaker 1 That was a good. That was a great story.
Yeah, you were. I don't know if you were, you were on the phone when food was coming.
You were coffee up. You started seeing the food.

Speaker 1 You were like, I can't fucking do. Like, you just grabbed it.

Speaker 1 Dude, I was telling you all weekend. I'm like, my favorite thing is like, I chill during the week or during the weekend.
And then this Sunday,

Speaker 1 I drinks like as much coffee as my body can handle to the point where i'm like what i get so jacked up on caffeine on

Speaker 1 like two two cups for me i'm yeah that's what i'm drying yeah dude and it was self-served so i'm like talking nate's ear off it's like my second cup of coffee i'm like and then britney called me i'm like i'm having a conversation with her and our food comes out i don't even remember what i said to her i was like I can't do this right now.

Speaker 1 And I just hung up on her.

Speaker 1 The waitress or waiter was. I thought that was Metwell.

Speaker 1 Oh, dude. That was handled right now.
And I didn't even realize I did it until I'm like eating. I'm like, still like, so anyway, Nate,

Speaker 1 and I stopped and I was like, oh, shit, I think I just hung up on Britney in like a total coffee spat.

Speaker 1 I did. I apologize real quick.
I was like, yo, I don't even know what happened. I didn't hang up on anyone.

Speaker 1 And she was just asking me normal shit. And I was like, I can't talk right now.
I don't know what the fuck. This is my brother.

Speaker 1 You always keep me on the phone. And I just like hung up.

Speaker 1 Just fucking dickheaded her on the phone. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Totally uncalled for. And I did apologize.
I was like, yeah, my bad. And she had been like.
Although, was she driving?

Speaker 1 She wasn't even slaving me. She wasn't time slaving me.
She was just asking me, like, I was flying home that day. It was like a very normal question.

Speaker 1 And rather than being like, oh, hey, our food's coming out. Let me call you back.
I was just like,

Speaker 1 I don't know. And I just like,

Speaker 1 I just purely short circuit two cups of Joe. Oh, yeah, dude.
I get rock. You fucking nuts.
I missed it. I was going to Joe Fast before then, though.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 You go to Joe Fast first and then you FOD on the Joe. That's what I do.
Bro, come Easter. I died when I OD'd on the Joe.

Speaker 1 I had fucking like nine cold brews at that point. Dude, Shane, one cold brew.
I swear to God,

Speaker 1 one cold brew, I'm high. Like it's a drug.
Like I'm talking to people and it's just like,

Speaker 1 they feel like they're very far away from me. It's weird.
We got to get you some Adderall.

Speaker 1 I told you, I can't have that. We got to get you one day.
Just one day. Come on.
It's for an experiment. Dude, I am.
Push the limits on our bodies.

Speaker 1 That's when I got kicked out of the Beastie Boys concert. It was Adderall.

Speaker 1 I jumped down to the bottom. You were also a young man.

Speaker 1 You're not going to act a fool like that now.

Speaker 1 Dude, something happens to me on Adderall where I lock in on things and it's just like, yes. And I just.
Here's my plan. We get you some Adderall.
Yeah. We take you to Blazer Tag.

Speaker 1 Let you scream and spazz in there. I mean, that would be awesome.
Exactly. You'd be so locked in.

Speaker 1 That's my problem. Yeah, be awesome.
I get screwed. You might jump there, though.
You might try to get down a level. That's my problem.
I got down a level at the concert, got kicked out.

Speaker 1 And the one thing when I was like, Adderall causes you to catch air. It does.
And you might catch air at the Blazer Tag. It'd be the first fatality in the blazer tag.

Speaker 1 Because when I have Adderall, especially it was always with drinking and like smoking weed. I would just get an idea and it's like, go.

Speaker 1 There's no like, well, it's like, yes, let's get this. So I remember I saw, I was in like Westchester and I just saw like a 32-ounce.
You could go on bees. What? I didn't even know the bees.

Speaker 1 There was just these guys sitting down with like, you know, like girls on like the curb outside eating pizza, like a little college town in Westchester.

Speaker 1 And I just saw this big cup of soda from a block away and it was just like, I'm going to kick that thing. And I was was like, I'm definitely going to kick that cup of soda.
And I came up to it.

Speaker 1 And sure enough, I booted it. And the dude was like, what the fuck, man? And I just like came up and was like,

Speaker 1 yo, my bad.

Speaker 1 Just kept walking. I was like, I'm sorry.
I didn't, I didn't mean to.

Speaker 1 That's your Mr. Hod.
Huh? That's your Mr. Hod.
Adderall is my Mr. Hod.
Dr. Matthew and Mr.
B's. Drinking on Adderall made so much sense in college.

Speaker 1 Dr. Matthew.
It made so much sense in college. Like, I'm tired, but I want to drink.
Like, bro, take an Adderall. And I was like, yo, good call.

Speaker 1 And it would just be the worst situations ever yeah it really isn't that good i i put down the adderall yeah the adder all drinking combo yeah it doesn't really help no it's not necessary i need it once my like critical thinking goes offline i need to get out i need to go to bed i do not need to be turbocharged it feels like a great idea to tailgate yeah well yeah when you're a little tired you're like oh i deserve to have some fun yeah but yeah it ends up with pretty unsavory behavior on my behalf you ever take adderall yeah only when i'm drinking for the most part yeah i kind of love it.

Speaker 1 Day drinking on Adderall while you're doing it is wonderful. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's probably the best. Or I like, I like night drinking when you're getting tired, but you don't want to end if you're in the middle of like a good night.

Speaker 1 I love night drinking. We had some good nights here.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Those are some great nights. Day drinking is, I think, day drinking I love.

Speaker 1 I love day drinking, but then it always ends bad. Yeah.
I've never really had too many day drinks that are, I was like, nice. I've had a couple where I end up in bed by like 9.30.

Speaker 1 That's that's the best case scenario. But yeah, you're right.
I did it in Boston, and I just stayed up super late and woke up the next morning with the most vicious like weed/slash alcohol hang.

Speaker 1 It was not even weed, it was still high from edibles, hungover in the morning, and it was just like that combo stinks, dude. Hungover and weed high, man.
You got to do something, yeah.

Speaker 1 And you're like trying to just crush water to sober up, and it's doing nothing, it's making you sick. Yeah, I was, I was for, I had like frill from that night slowed down on drinking incredibly.

Speaker 1 I fear it now. It was such a wretched state that I was like, I frill thought.
I was like, I, I'm, it's like, you know, when you're high and you're like, I'm stuck like this.

Speaker 1 I thought I was like, I was like, dude, I think I broke my brain.

Speaker 1 This episode is brought to you by Nos Energy. Nos Energy exists to boost your horsepower.
Literally, every single day I wake up, I need a boost. I need a boost all day long.

Speaker 1 Guys, if you want the high-performance boost that tastes great, Nos Energy comes in a range of refreshing flavors. Original, GT Grape, and Sonic Sour.

Speaker 1 And Nos Zero Sugar is, you guessed it, sugar-free. Noss Energy, get after it.
Find out more at drinknos.com. This episode is brought to you by McAfee.
Tech scams, identity theft, data leaks.

Speaker 1 Feels like we're under siege when we're online, and that is stressful. But it needn't be.
McAfee's award-winning protection can help you live your online life worry-free.

Speaker 1 So stop stressing and keep those scammers away and your data and identity safe. Plans start at just $39.99 for your first year.
Find out more at mcafee.com slash keep it real.

Speaker 1 Cancel anytime. Terms apply.

Speaker 1 It was a yeah, it was being high with all that like alcohol hangover anxiety.

Speaker 1 Just flying home with my wife and just being like, oh man. It was a rough one.
You had to fly home. Oh, yeah.
I've been obviously hungover and a little high on quite a few, and that's the worst.

Speaker 1 It's the worst combination. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Get home, especially when when you get home to your kids and you're like

Speaker 1 i'll let you yeah your father your father made some poor decisions last night there was four margaritas in the afternoon that were totally unnecessary no i'd like to see that i'd like to be around you with four mugs let's yeah let's get crunked dude

Speaker 1 daddy's day oh yeah i can't i can't do it no let's let's get sober this week i got the uk this weekend once you once the skedge chills we'll schedule it as a crunk day yeah let's get totally i got the fuck i got my skedge today this morning i'm fucked how's your sketch i'm forever

Speaker 1 it doesn't end any room for a daytime pool party even like

Speaker 1 my months fly yeah my months fly i'm so yeah we'll do a daytime pool party that is man that's fun ideal can i bring the butter dog yes the butter dog had a nice day here yeah yeah he did i got 9 000 pictures my girlfriend and the butter dog butter dog how was your dog doing dog with the butter man he is man he's perfect is he is he a swimmer at all?

Speaker 1 He's never gotten in the water.

Speaker 1 That's good. That would suck if he could swim better than you.
I'm sure he can. Like, if he gave me a shot, I'm sure he can.
That'd be crazy if he swam exactly like you. He absolutely does.
It stops.

Speaker 1 Guaranteed. That's how he swims.
His ass. His giant ass.

Speaker 1 I've never seen anything like that. Head and feet totally underwater, just an ass floating.

Speaker 1 You're like an octopus. Everything's down.

Speaker 1 Nate LeMaire, were you guys shooting me straight on my idea of the Black Swim Swim Club? I see you guys are so resistant.

Speaker 1 I don't want to be a black guy that does it. You said you don't.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I figured that was the hang-up. We were getting good.
We were getting good. Yeah.
I'm getting very good. I'm killing it.
I was teaching him how to swim all the time.

Speaker 1 My problem is like, dude, you guys are on the podcast. Nate's swimming is the funniest.

Speaker 1 There's actually a swim instructor in Austin called the Swim Nazi.

Speaker 1 Well, you get a private lesson from the Swim Nazi. They call themselves the Swim Nazi? They're called the Swim Nazi, but she just rolls with it.

Speaker 1 So she's like, I'm the swim Nazi, and she's an excellent swimmer. She will scream at you.
She taught my kids. Dude, my fucking five-year-old can

Speaker 1 swim for real from the Nazis. She got Nazi training.

Speaker 1 She got swim Nazi training.

Speaker 1 I had Le Maire out here all the time. LeMaire's good.
Like three days a week, we were in there, and I was trying to teach him how to swim.

Speaker 1 There's nothing you could do. You were training your Pokemon.
I literally.

Speaker 1 I was holding him. I was like, all right, dude, this is going to be weird.
I'm going to hold you. He's fucking La Maire's good in the pool, man.
He's not at all. He's horrendous in the pool.

Speaker 1 Me and Matt were in Dania at the pool

Speaker 1 when I was letting it go. You were in the ocean? We were.
Oh, yeah. We were in the ocean.
I didn't tell you about that. Yeah, you did.

Speaker 1 There's no way he could be passing. Yeah, it was sandbar.
It was, yeah, it was shallow stuff. Yeah, he can't.
He literally cannot swim. I've seen him in the pool.
I've seen him.

Speaker 1 That's a three-foot pool. It's true.

Speaker 1 If he takes his feet off the ground, he cannot swim. Oh, no.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he falls. I've seen him go in and glide a little bit.
He can do that for about a second, but

Speaker 1 and even then he forgets that he can just stand up. So there'll be like a moment of like

Speaker 1 you see him like panic underwater. He goes, just fucking stand up.
True. You don't think the Black Swim Club will be empowering?

Speaker 1 I don't know. People, dude, people won't be laughing.
They'll be like, this is good. People are not going to be laughing.

Speaker 1 We might film it and put it on the Patreon.

Speaker 1 But strictly to help other black listeners. Learn how to swim.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Conquer the stigma and the sterile. It's instructional.
Yeah. I'm down.
I'm trying to move it on to butterfly. You need to learn how to just regular swim.
I can do this pretty good.

Speaker 1 We can get in the pool. The pool's heated right now.
We can get in there. I can do this good.
I can get up and down.

Speaker 1 I've seen you. I remember going over here.
Hey, Lamer, he's in practice then. Nate, you gotta get Nate to just trademark that stroke.
Nate's better than Lemerit swimming.

Speaker 1 Let's say I can swim a little bit. It's just my ass.
Your ass rises. That's the funniest part.
I think it's just my pot. Yeah, you go to the other end for sure.
I've seen you in action.

Speaker 1 It's just the ass coming up. I don't know how.
It's not even a bathing suit bubble. It's just your ass.

Speaker 1 It is just your ass. Breaches the surface.

Speaker 1 Now that you've developed a full unk body, your ass has flattened out a little. It still comes out, though.
I don't know what it is. The buoyancy.
It could be good for you.

Speaker 1 True, it's like the north and south poles. The belly grows, the ass shrinks.
It does.

Speaker 1 It is electromagnetics.

Speaker 1 It's the EMFs.

Speaker 1 You're just being pulled forward. I have to driving a hybrid.
That might be actually the EFF. You've been driving the hybrid? Yeah, the EMFs might be.
Be careful, dude.

Speaker 1 I saw these guys on Instagram saying, you're probably only reducing 9%, though, from the hybrid. Yeah, probably.

Speaker 1 That's good. That's good.
What's going on with you guys?

Speaker 1 Nothing, dude. Just got to go to the UK this week.
I know. And I'm bringing O'Connor and DeRosa.
I'm bringing two of the hardiest

Speaker 1 alcoholics I know.

Speaker 1 You're bringing some

Speaker 1 heavy artillery. Yeah, it's going to be really fucking fun.
Oh, my God. It's going to be the most fun.
Those old pubs, I've never been to London, but the old pubs are very sick.

Speaker 1 It's the coolest thing ever. Yeah, I did like that in Australia, being in like an ancient pub.
It's like

Speaker 1 Dublin. Dublin's the.
I love Dublin.

Speaker 1 Manchester fucking rules. I bet.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 once my family gets older, once the kids get older, I do want to go bring them all to Europe and go over there. It'd be sick.
That'd be awesome. Yeah.
I've never been to Italy.

Speaker 1 I'd love to go to Italy. Yeah.
I'd like to go to Rome. Yeah, you should.
Fuck, I forgot I don't have any time. Oh, I know.
I was looking for a beach trip last night.

Speaker 1 I was like, when do you think we can do this? And they were like, never. And then I was, and then I realized I'm kind of going week to week with my schedule.
They showed you a fucking video.

Speaker 1 I was like, can I get an affordable blackmail home video? And they're like, never, motherfucker.

Speaker 1 They, yeah, now you got a free schedule.

Speaker 1 You did Black Swim Club and put it on the internet.

Speaker 1 The schedule's wide open until 2028.

Speaker 1 But you're empowering, dude. It is empowering.
I understand.

Speaker 1 Like, oh, yeah, that's what you guys think with your stereotypes. Hit the water.
Hit the water, boys.

Speaker 1 Wait till you see these two swims. Dude, if Obama chef had done the Black Swim Club,

Speaker 1 he'd still be here to this day. He'd be fucking alive.

Speaker 1 The schedule, though, my agent manager, I was texting them and I was like, can I just get like a breakdown of what the rest of the year is like?

Speaker 1 Because I literally check my own website to find out my dates. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And they were like, yeah, sure. I was like, just kind of game plan this whole year.
And they were like, ha ha, game plan this whole year. And I was like, yeah, your fucking job?

Speaker 1 Yeah, what the fuck? It's your job to do that? Yeah. And they were like, oh, okay.
You're serious? And I was like, yeah.

Speaker 1 Fucking tell me where I'm going.

Speaker 1 On like a calendar kind of thing? Just like an email breakdown of like month by month because there's holes in the schedule for touring, but it's to film shit. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 So then I'm like, what's this break? Maybe I can go to Florida with my friends that week.

Speaker 1 They got you holding for something.

Speaker 1 Shit. Fuck.
Shit. Go to fake rehab.
Fuck.

Speaker 1 Fake rehab?

Speaker 1 I told you, I've been dreaming. I've been dreaming about rehab for two years now.
It's going to be sick. It's going to be sick.
It's going to be so nice.

Speaker 1 Especially if you go to one of those super nice ones. Especially I'm just going to chill.
I'm not going to stop. For sure.
I'm just going right back out.

Speaker 1 I'm going to to get fucking wrecked as soon as I get out. They should have that where it's just like a kind of a pit crew, more so.
That's what I, yeah, that's the dream.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I was like, I just want to go to a resort. It'd be nice if it was like a dry resort and maybe like a healthy fish.
Just imagine rehab. Fully just rehab.
I just daydreamed rehab.

Speaker 1 It's got to be sad. I mean, light beer rehab is the saddest.

Speaker 1 That's literally weed. That's CBD rehab.

Speaker 1 Light beer rehab is CBD rehab. You get caught in your room with a party helmet and straw and drink.

Speaker 1 Dude.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they lived up in the cushion. That's my body helmet.
No.

Speaker 1 Fuck bar he'd just be fucking koozies on me and syringes. It'd be me and dads.
It'd be me and a bunch of six-year-old men, and then they're like, oh, fuck, it's April. Baseball's on.

Speaker 1 Every dude in there going, oh,

Speaker 1 this is fucking light beer heaven.

Speaker 1 He's doing the most inflexible yoga ever.

Speaker 1 Light beer. No, it's good, though.
Being a guy that can stretch is fucking gay.

Speaker 1 I saw my dad do a split. I'd be like, what the fuck?

Speaker 1 Check out this flexibility, kids.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I always anytime. Watch baseball and drink a beer, you weirdo.

Speaker 1 Anytime I've been told I've been inflexible, I've been like, yes.

Speaker 1 I'm like, you're real tight there. I'm like, yeah, dude.
Yeah, of course I am. Like, no, that's like really bad.
You got to work on that. I'm like, yeah, yeah.
Who gives a fuck?

Speaker 1 So, my, yeah, my hips are so bad. I mean, some shoulder flexibility backs been nice.
That's nice. Shoulders, shoulder flexibility, straight as hell.
That is straight. Hips.

Speaker 1 You ever hear when they're like, you actually keep a lot of pin-up emotions in your hips? Yes. Yeah, dude.
Let's keep them in there.

Speaker 1 That's fucking good.

Speaker 1 The last thing I want to be is emotional.

Speaker 1 Especially from your hips. That would suck.
If you unleash something from your hips and you're like, oh, shit.

Speaker 1 That really did hurt my feelings.

Speaker 1 Oh, I remember that party.

Speaker 1 Yeah, girls got to stop stretching. How about that? Yeah.
Oh, we fucking tighten their fucking hips and butts up.

Speaker 1 They're too flexible. That's a problem.
They need to keep some of that shit in their fucking glutes and their IT bands. Yeah.
It's time to store that back in there. Tighten them up.

Speaker 1 That'd be weird, though, having like an inflexible lady.

Speaker 1 If a lady went to lift her leg and was like,

Speaker 1 Jesus Christ. Yeah.
That would be fucking sad. That'd be bummy.
That'd be disgusting. Neither of us can flex it.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 We're just trying. We're going to do standing sex.
Hold on. Let me get on top.

Speaker 1 Yeah, why don't I just got to be on the bottom?

Speaker 1 I might have to start dressing up to see how it feels.

Speaker 1 Maybe I'm them.

Speaker 1 True. Maybe they complete me and I am them, so I need to dress like them and get fucked by a guy that looks like me.
Just to see how it feels. White Lotus needs to stop.
White Lotus is the best shit.

Speaker 1 She needs to stop. It's so good.

Speaker 1 It's doing too much. Do you think girls, girls probably don't like it if you're wearing their clothes? Oh, oh, yeah.
If you started putting on their clothes, they'd love to have that on you.

Speaker 1 But I don't think, like, would they like that? Would that excite? Would that excite them? I'd say they pretend to, but we mentally checked out with you. Yeah, they would go, Jesus fucking Christ.

Speaker 1 Now I'm going to. Yeah, just go through your phone and look through all your friends and be like, all right, which one am I going to switch to?

Speaker 1 Although, didn't like a, I guess he was just doing it as like a party trick. That one boxer.
Yeah. De La Hoya.
De La Hoya did it. He tossed on the fishnets.
I thought he was a part of the party.

Speaker 1 I knew that was a real deal.

Speaker 1 Do you think it was the real deal? I think it was the real deal. That seems that could be like a liquor and cocaine thing.

Speaker 1 I think it was a liquor and cocaine thing, but also didn't he have like professional pictures wasn't it like no it was definitely a hooker in a hotel room okay okay he wanted he just wanted fishnets boxing

Speaker 1 yeah it was tough you've done fishnets no don't put that on me don't put that on me oh yeah

Speaker 1 i cute ai people nating fishnets oh my god

Speaker 1 french made outfit wouldn't be bad either

Speaker 1 i think he might have hit one of those as well did he yeah i think dale hoy was hitting the i thought you were is that lebron one real

Speaker 1 I think it was LeBron and a French made up. I think he did for like Halloween.
He did for Halloween.

Speaker 1 I think he did it for Halloween. Let me see.
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 For real?

Speaker 1 LeBron John.

Speaker 1 Switching gears. Have you seen that? Michelle Obama has a new podcast.

Speaker 1 Does she? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Switching gears. It's with her brother.
I thought it was Craig Robinson.

Speaker 1 Switching gears.

Speaker 1 What's their pot about?

Speaker 1 Dude, I don't know. The left is scrambling to dominate the podcast space, and they threw Michelle Obama and her brother at it.

Speaker 1 Huh?

Speaker 1 It doesn't get as many views as you think, huh? Think about Michelle Obama

Speaker 1 getting home and

Speaker 1 because she knows that people say she's a man all the time. You think she ever gets

Speaker 1 sad about it? Sorry about that. It's so hurtful.
But his name is Craig Robinson. I know, that's what I'm saying.
I thought it was her, the comedian. It's no, it's her.

Speaker 1 I thought you were saying he just looked like him. No, it's her and her brother, Craig Robinson.
With Michelle Obama and Craig Robinson. And it's her brother.
That's your brother.

Speaker 1 I thought it was the guy who plays piano. Brooks identical.

Speaker 1 What the fuck?

Speaker 1 I know. I know.
Let me see. That could be the original Michelle.
And the, the, and that's it. Michelle feels bad and trying to get the bag for him.

Speaker 1 I don't mean to start that rumor.

Speaker 1 Oh, trust me, brother. I'm sure it's already been

Speaker 1 the worst thing you could do.

Speaker 1 That was the worst possible movement.

Speaker 1 But yeah, it's probably very hurtful. She's thinking about her and just being like, oh, Barack, they're saying I'm a man again on the internet.
Yeah, that's really sad.

Speaker 1 Although, dude,

Speaker 1 to be fair,

Speaker 1 that's what I'm saying. That's the least of it.

Speaker 1 But Candace Owens is thinking about that. That's kind of funny.
Yeah, that does. Candice's going on Macron stuff.
Bro, she's still ripping on the Macron's. I haven't been keeping up with the

Speaker 1 She seems confident. I watched her on Theo's podcast, and she is like,

Speaker 1 I mean, prove me wrong, dude. And she's like, I have all the paperwork filled for all like the basically being like, she sent the Macron's a yes or no.
I mean, which I get.

Speaker 1 She's like, they didn't even fill it out. I was like, well, I could see them being like, yeah, I'm not going to fill out the am I a man questionnaire for the Candace.

Speaker 1 Just passed forward from a kid sitting behind them in class. It's like, this is.

Speaker 1 Candace,

Speaker 1 are you a guy? Check yes or no.

Speaker 1 It's like drawn up by, it's like a legally binding like yes or no questionnaire. Like, yo, just answer these questions and we'll fucking drop it.

Speaker 1 Because they were, I think they were trying to sue, being like, Yo, stop calling my fucking wife a man.

Speaker 1 She's like, But you, in order for defamation, I think in Europe, the defamation laws are a little different. We're like,

Speaker 1 Yeah, you have to be wrong. And in America, it's flipped.
It's like vice versa. It's like, well, prove me wrong then, and I'll take it back.
That's right. So she's getting hit with some friends.

Speaker 1 I read that from a Holocaust denying show I watched. Really? Yeah.

Speaker 1 It was a, but it was made. It was like a.
It's not like I found it. It was like a, it was, yeah, I think it was on HBO or something.
Yeah, and they were like, this is, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 This wasn't one of the. I I got you.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 It wasn't the Kyrie Irving type.

Speaker 1 It was just like straight. This was legit.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 it was that case, though. It was like the,

Speaker 1 it's flip-flopped over there where here it's like, prove me wrong. Yeah.
There it's like, you have to prove you were right.

Speaker 1 So then they brought a fucking Holocaust scenario and put him on trial, and he was like, boom. Oh, no.
Here's all the files.

Speaker 1 But he did get debunked. He got debunked.
He got bunked. Yeah.

Speaker 1 He got bulldogged. He got bulldog in the court of a European court of law.
In a European court of law.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah, man.
We can stop there. We had an hour.
Let's go to the Patreon. Yo, guys, I fucking love you guys.
Goodbye. We love you.
Don't get my bandage, and there's a fucking bandage.