Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)

Speaker 1 Wow, wild, wild west. Nice.
Yeah, we were just talking plane crashes. Too many, man.
Way too many. That shit

Speaker 1 got niggas scared. Shit, dude, I'm telling you, I flew.
I had to fly with my wife, and I was just ready. I was like, man, if this is it, this is it.

Speaker 1 That's crazy, dude, how the helicopter just flew into that fucking plane. Yeah, that's crazy.
Like, they didn't see it on like the radio, like, like the radius scan or whatever. That's crazy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, man. I uh, I don't know.
It gets people, it gets people's wheels spinning in a really bad way. Where it's like, why? How did the fuck did that happen? And then, then, this is the crazy part.

Speaker 1 I never listened to what they tell me. Like, yo, when, yeah, so grab the oxygen and everything, bro.
Something happened. I'm a freak.
And how's that going to save us? I know, dude.

Speaker 1 That's how I wear a seatbelt. Yeah, a seat belt when the helicopter hit the plane.
Yeah, you're freaking out. That's too crazy.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then if you like, when I fly with my kids, they make me read the brochure to them. So they're like, read this.

Speaker 1 And I have to, you know, like the, like, like, why do they have their heads down their laps?

Speaker 1 I'm like, bats, you know, if you just want to get a little extra comfortable in case we got to land really quick. And I'm like,

Speaker 1 that's what you do to keep you from like freaking out. Like, that's what happens.
You're about to die. And they tell you to

Speaker 1 try to blow yourself. Do you ever see the picture? They're like, put your head in your lap.
And it's like, bro, I'm just going to go out. Ain't nobody that damn flexible.

Speaker 1 And if you is that flexible, you sus.

Speaker 1 True.

Speaker 1 That's what you're like.

Speaker 1 That's true. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That would be crazy to see somebody like think they were going down and just have their head just like right in their lap. And you're like, man, Lord forbid, but something like that happened.

Speaker 1 First off, I'm not getting out in no single file. I'm pushing my way through

Speaker 1 you know what i'm saying it's all up but i'm grabbing my go-yard bag yeah i already lost my um so basically you're gonna lose everything that you check in right so that's gone yeah you gotta yeah i gotta say something i'm grabbing that and i'm getting the but then you gotta go down a yellow inflatable slide but that's if you land but if you have something in the air or something i'm in an airplane like Like something happened, you go down the inflatable side.

Speaker 1 By the grace of God, you bless. Yeah, true.
Because just being in the air, anything happening, that's scary as shit. Yeah, dude.
The fucking plane gets on fire.

Speaker 1 Did you see that one video with a plane? Like, it was in, I think. Houston.
No, there was one way like months ago in Brazil. Oh, damn.
I don't know if it was Brazil. It was another country.

Speaker 1 And the plane, the engines lost power and it just fell. Like, it didn't even crash.
It just fell dead out of the sky.

Speaker 1 Like, insane.

Speaker 1 So, how did it land?

Speaker 1 Dude, they exploded.

Speaker 1 It literally, it just lost power. Like, if you know, like, you think an airplane crash, you're like, like that.
This just stopped and was like, whoom, and did, like, a dead spin and just fell.

Speaker 1 Dude, it was the most fucked up shit I've ever seen. But, you know, I flew this weekend.
I'm all right. I flew

Speaker 1 back and forth. And again, this is the best time.
Y'all got to tighten up. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, that was the fucked up thing because then it both, both political sides started blaming each other. They're like, you know, Republicans were like doing the DEI stuff.

Speaker 1 And then the Democrats were like, you fired the head of the FAA, the federal, or whatever.

Speaker 1 But then it's like, dude, so you're telling me if one guy, you guys have an organization where one guy guy leaves, everything starts to crash?

Speaker 1 It's like, what was he doing all the fucking low sticks himself? Like, what the fuck are you talking about, dude? They didn't tighten up. I don't know.
I feel like we might be under attack. I know.

Speaker 1 I feel like that. Like, bro, this too, bro.
It's more safe to ride an airplane than drive your hellcat down fucking

Speaker 1 6th Street. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I would, yeah.
So all this shit happening like that, I don't know, man. Just too much going on right now.
You know, just.

Speaker 1 I know.

Speaker 1 Dude, it's, yeah, it's getting weird, man. I uh, I'm off the porn right now.
I'm actually, dude, I'm in a fasting state right now. Not talking about just off the porn and stuff.

Speaker 1 I'm off, I haven't eaten in two days. For real? Yeah, I'm just fasting.

Speaker 1 I'm in a state of grace. No, no, nothing.
Just water, a little bit of coffee. All the time I could do that is on Adderall.
Oh, you could do that. Yeah, yeah.
Two days easy.

Speaker 1 That ain't shit. You should do an Adderall fast.
That'd be sick. Hell yeah.
Get a lot of shit done.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 Adderall, see, I'm glad that you fasting out porn. Yeah.
I watch so much porn when I pop Adderall. Really? I just want to be alone for two hours.
Oh, you're stim fapping. It's called stim fapping.

Speaker 1 Stim fapping. What does that put me on? Stim fapping is when you use stimulants and just go into a porn hole and just allow yourself to fap.
It's like chem sex. I mean, I'm not, it's a

Speaker 1 chem sex, gay guy, you know, I'm obviously not drawing the comparison, but chem sex is big in the gay community where you just get like whacked on meth. And it's just dudes on meth.

Speaker 1 Nah, I ain't doing it. Just for like days straight.
I'm not saying you're doing that, but stim fapping is the hetero version of. I don't stim nothing.
I just, all this shit still from the Adderall,

Speaker 1 and me just wanted two offices to myself.

Speaker 1 I feel like the Adderall shrivels your dick. I don't even know how.

Speaker 1 Yeah, then it gets complicated because then you're on all kinds of rhino pills. Yeah, man, I might, hey, let me know what you're going through.
Like, yeah, I need to fast.

Speaker 1 The Adderall Rhino, dude, you're definitely stem fapping, by the way. If you're telling me you're entering rhino pills in there, that's stem fapping.
No, no, that's not stem fast.

Speaker 1 It's called being 30 plus. Yeah, true.

Speaker 1 Well, here, dude, if you go off the porn, I was literally just thinking about this today. I've been off it.
Thank God.

Speaker 1 I mean, it's been since like the new year, which is pretty, that's pretty good for me because

Speaker 1 I'm a bit of an avid consumer myself.

Speaker 1 But, dude, when you go off of it, your brain really does rewire to the point where you're like, you can just like smell a lady's perfume and you're like, holy shit. Like, when you were a kid,

Speaker 1 you get back to that. Because I really think like porn has,

Speaker 1 I feel like it's made all of us

Speaker 1 more gay. Like, I'm I'm not saying everyone's gay, but I'm saying, like, here's the thing.

Speaker 1 If you walk by and you see a lady's shoulders and you get kind of chubbed up, you're definitely less gay than a guy who doesn't get chubbed up from seeing a lady's shoulders. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 So, if you're watching porn, you're just slowly, you're still hetero. Yeah, but you're drifting.
I get what you're saying, bro. Stim flapping ain't got nothing to do with me, tapping.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 I don't like this. You're not stim fat.
You're not stim fat. But nah, I know what you mean.
Like, oh, now she got to be bent over, showing it. That's what I'm saying.
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 For you to get hard with whether you can just see something.

Speaker 1 a vicious cycle, dude. Like, the OnlyFans, because then the women now are just contorting themselves into like artists.
It's the women, it's these new camera filters. Yeah, true.

Speaker 1 And it's fucking when Twitter turned to X, it was over with. Goddamn Twitter.
And like, that's where I'm at. Like, my Twitter space.
I'd be like, okay, I'm trying to do something positive.

Speaker 1 Let me go look at some sneaker shit. Look at some clothes.

Speaker 1 Up, it's a yellow bomb with green eyes fingering herself. Yep, I know.
Oh, it's a one-giving head. Whoa, she's actually kind of good.
You got to say you're not interested.

Speaker 1 She in Houston?

Speaker 1 Not interested.

Speaker 1 you got to go not interested no thank you elon and just i'm telling you dude it makes a it's made a huge difference for me man just getting off that shit altogether for sure because then it's like dude women now are look like fucking artificial beings like right they're chasing an ideal that's just like completely artificial and they're shredding themselves into a blue man like certain most beautiful women they go get all these surgeries and i don't want to offend nobody say nothing Is this live, live?

Speaker 1 No, no, no. We can edit, whatever.
Cut it. But they go, then they do all that work, just start looking like a wow, wow, Wes.
It's good.

Speaker 1 Like, they're getting more gay. The women are getting more gay.

Speaker 1 They've been gay. True.

Speaker 1 Every woman got an ounce of gay enough. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 Women tell me that. Or, like, all of them are little by.
You know what I'm saying? But

Speaker 1 with that, it's like they're doing it to a press they self because all that, I still like natural bodies. Every female don't got to have the fattest ass.
For sure. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 I still like little shit like freckles, the normal shit. You know what I'm saying? I like normal hips and shit.
But then they go get them hard-ass titties.

Speaker 1 Ladies, you know how hard it is to have sex with them hard-ass titties. I'm a nigga, I'm a layer, so I like to lay on you and shit like that.

Speaker 1 Then I'm already kind of big, so I'm pulling them down rocks into my titties, and then your titties. I'm like, God damn.

Speaker 1 They're boring into you, they're just fucking digging into your body. But they look good, though.

Speaker 1 You know, some ladies, like, you know, man, whatever, build your self-esteem, you want to do that shit.

Speaker 1 I'm all for it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but they're not building their self-esteem.
They have fucking, they're getting like they're shooting.

Speaker 1 I think Botox is like snake venom. Yeah.
It relaxes your like nervous system, your muscles.

Speaker 1 I was just saying that song get canceled no dude they're not they need to hear that they need to hear it dude i mean i'm not like trying to be like a big hard ass like fucking ladies listen up but it's like dude if you think about it like we've

Speaker 1 i mean dude we've got there was if you read if you ever listen to like the brave new world or read it aldous huxley is like a book about the future he had this big thing where it was like we've traded like real interpersonal communications for he called it the pneumatic ideal which is like women specifically are like the women of the future he predicted would just be like pumped full of air to give her a pleasing appearance, but then men would fall in love with this thing that's essentially hollow and worthless.

Speaker 1 It's kind of fucked up.

Speaker 1 But if you think about it, dude, it's like, so you have women, if you think about women and OnlyFans, it's like, all right, we can do OnlyFans, we can make millions of dollars, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 1 It's like, dude, and I'm not saying this to be a dickhead.

Speaker 1 This is, I think, scientific fact. They'd be happier to have a kid.
Right.

Speaker 1 It's like you could just put up like neurological brain scans and say, all right, what do you, what is there more neuro, you know, like serotonin and like dopamine? You can measure the chemicals.

Speaker 1 What you're flowing more when you're holding your child or if you're stiff, like putting like marbles up your asshole on a camera, hands down, dude. It's like not even close.
It's not even close.

Speaker 1 So it's like, yeah, dude. But then, you know, it's, it's like, but then if you can make millions of dollars because everyone's fapping to it, it's like for sure.
You know?

Speaker 1 I'm done, dude. I'm, I'm an avid fapper, dude, and I've been trying, I've been off, thank God, because once you have kids, you have to stop.
Man, my daughter,

Speaker 1 my daughter made me stop. Plus, my baby mama, it was just to the point where, like, it was fucking up our relationship, porn, watching that shit.
You know what I'm saying? Did you ever get caught?

Speaker 1 I just get caught jacking off and try to play sleep.

Speaker 1 Like, what the hell are you doing? Or, like, she'll walk out, try to play sleep, but then I got my third leg extending up, so the cover just

Speaker 1 sucks when they catch you. The craziest part was when my mama first caught me.
I tried to play sleep, and she snatched the cover off me.

Speaker 1 And then, like, she go to bath and body works, and she got a, um, it was called Cherry Blossom.

Speaker 1 So, the whole room smelled like cherry blossom. I'm like, fuck, I know the exact set,

Speaker 1 but like, once you got to a certain age, because I got a cousin named Big Steve, and since I got caught jacking off, you know, you with the boys, they're gonna always tease you.

Speaker 1 Then, once everybody turned 30, they all admitted, nigga, we all do it. We men, we all do it.
We just come to you because you got caught, fool, and shit like that. So, who do you get caught by?

Speaker 1 I got caught by my mama, I got caught by my brother before. Damn, I got caught by one of my older sisters, not my newer.

Speaker 1 And I got caught.

Speaker 1 It sucks, dude.

Speaker 1 Yeah, man.

Speaker 1 I've gotten caught so many times, dude. It's embarrassing.
It sucks. And there's no way.
I just got caught this weekend. There's no way.

Speaker 1 I snuck off to the shower in the morning. I thought it was safe.
I was like, look, I'm not going to bother you. And then she was like, what are you doing in there?

Speaker 1 And I was like, Same thing, standing in the shower.

Speaker 1 They be knowing. That's what fucked up.
I'm like, just keep on running nothing. Shut the fuck up.
I was trying to, that's my thing. I'm trying to be nice because I'm not trying to bother you.

Speaker 1 I'm like, all right, I'm like, let's just get out of here. We're going to fly today.
I'm going to rub on out real quick. We'll, we'll get on the plane.
Just, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 And I was like, stand in the shower with a boner, like, no, I just woke up. It's natural.
And she was like, I saw what you were doing. I was like, no, you didn't.

Speaker 1 And then, like, you know, then I'm caught lying. I'm like, god damn it.
And I'm like, yes, I was. Why do they try to make us feel so fucking bad? I feel like the worst person on earth.

Speaker 1 But that's the thing, too. I feel like a lot of the shame is like just self-possessed.
Cause she's like, yeah, if you want to do it, go ahead. I don't mind.

Speaker 1 She's like, I, and I was just like, oh, shit.

Speaker 1 So kind of spun it into some, you know, know freaky morning stuff but it was like sometimes they do yeah i spun depends on they you know i'm saying how they come in but we had our own little like what was it called the young king party what's that

Speaker 1 i'm sorry it was it was like the latest diddy thing where he wasn't having freak offs they were young king party i'm sorry i just

Speaker 1 young king nights or something it was i ain't gonna lie i used to go to diddy some parties did you really Yeah, I never seen that shit, but I never go upstairs.

Speaker 1 I know, like, I'm in a party that's ain't my house. I'm here.

Speaker 1 I'm thugging but i went to a halloween party one time and i didn't know there was diddy inside the it um costume he walking around and shit but i never seen that kind of like i come in me and my niggas this back before i was on liquor now i drink liquor party i was on lean so i'm in there like

Speaker 1 weak ass rappers

Speaker 1 come on y'all let's go shit like that you know what i'm saying i ain't never see that shit Well, yeah, I heard, and this was like a, yeah, who the fuck knows anything about it, but this, I watched it.

Speaker 1 Did you ever watch Software Underbelly? I love it. I love that fucking show.

Speaker 1 There was a lady who said she was there, and it was much more like organized because it was like she was outside, according to her. She was outside.

Speaker 1 There's like an outside of the party, then there's like the inside, and it's like back and forth, and there's like security.

Speaker 1 And she says she was let into the inside, and that's why a lot of people were there, but they were like, I don't really see anything because there's like a kind of like a party within the party that like is kind of selective.

Speaker 1 And they have people, someone reached out to her and was like, we want you to come in. And then she came in and she was like, I just saw some pretty wild shit.
And was like, just took off.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, but it's a shame that happened because now everyone's on. I don't know who to select, they ain't gonna select me for no shit like that.

Speaker 1 Well, everyone's on high guard now because it's like it just sucks. It's like everyone, it was like the Epstein thing when Epstein got in trouble.

Speaker 1 Everyone was like, You motherfuckers are all child molesters. And it's like, bro, I promise you, I didn't do that.
Yeah, so yeah, it's tough.

Speaker 1 But the young king night is, I mean, from a branding perspective, from just a brand, it's such a funny thing to call, you know, whatever the fuck you use.

Speaker 1 Niggas can't even even have party nights no more.

Speaker 1 It's got to be board games now. I had to go to the club.
That's what I call the booty club.

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Speaker 1 Yeah, so I was actually curious about that. What's the etiquette? So say like you're in the club

Speaker 1 there. There's like girls around and stuff.

Speaker 1 Do you ever like fart in the club or do you try to like keep that to a minimum?

Speaker 1 I mean, shit, if I do, I do a real subtle and I make it a poop and I move on a lot of people so I can blame somebody else.

Speaker 1 you know what i'm saying but it depends like

Speaker 1 if lord ike and steve right there i'm like yeah that's why i farted like you know what i'm saying something because they my boys but like around one of the strippers i'm like hey that's you um yeah get her man how often does that happen to somebody just like crush a club with a hard fart i don't i don't know i don't know what made you ask me that what thing you're about you're talking about the club and i was curious yeah but like farting that's crazy but I don't know.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying. I don't know what everybody else booty doing, but I know that I might poot a couple of times throughout the night.
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I just, I've never heard a rapper mention. You hear all this stuff about the club.
I never heard anyone mention farting in the club. Farting the club.
I know it happens.

Speaker 1 Man, the most smell you're going to smell in a strip club is a

Speaker 1 female with bad pH. Yeah, true.
That is a different battle. That's probably a battle.
And then it's so fucked up. I could tell like certain pH, you're like, okay, they smell like salmon.

Speaker 1 I don't know what she will. Then you smell another one like, okay, no, she's in a relationship.
Whoever she fucking with keeps nothing in her and throwing off her pH.

Speaker 1 It's different smells to the pH or you might be like she coming off a period yo man yeah that makes

Speaker 1 that's crazy you're getting this close up on them the uh yeah there is there's the fit

Speaker 1 bro come on you know sometimes they throw that ass in your face shooting a video it's true no it's true that's actually awesome by man i know a that was in the strip club he got this close he got pink eye what pink eye the next day There's a strip club in Philly.

Speaker 1 If you're ever there, I actually don't even recommend you go there. It's on the

Speaker 1 Northwest side. No, this is is in like south philly it's called show and tell oh no but they would have what was the one you were talking about hey what's the name of this strip club

Speaker 1 huh

Speaker 1 set it off no i don't know about set it off i've never been but show and tell

Speaker 1 was bwy you bring your own beer and you would go you can go there you know when you're like 18 whatever right and uh they used to when i was younger they had live dildo shows where they would have women on stage And dude, these are like, these are clearly like addicted to heroin.

Speaker 1 These are like junkies on stage, like fucking band-aids on their butt. Like, it was bad.
And they would just fucking dildo each other. And then they would like reach it into the crowd.

Speaker 1 And the dudes would be like, whoa, like dipping away. Like, get that the fucking

Speaker 1 y'all doing. See out here, we just got it'd be like bad bitches, white, black, Puerto Rican.
Like, all like, you know what I'm saying? The bad ones.

Speaker 1 Someone got their body done, but Texas, it's a lot of thick when we having a lot of thick shit out there. Yeah.
So, like, that's what our strip club be on the east coast. Y'all strippers be ugly.

Speaker 1 Y'all on bartenders be the shit. It's true.
Like, y'all. Bartenders, so much.
Like Like

Speaker 1 gun wounds, stab wounds, all that kind of shit. And then they're going to get money, missing tooth.
Meanwhile, the bartender got 30 tricks. She's probably making 30K a night, like Bernice Burgo said.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? Because it's money in New York. It's money in Philly.
Like, when them niggas trick, they trick hard. So the bartenders live in luxury and the strippers really broke.

Speaker 1 But in Houston, it's opposite. Really? Hell, yeah.
That's what it should be, though. The bartender should be kind of like busted and the strippers should be.

Speaker 1 I mean, they make it, but our bartender's not better than the strippers. That's a weird thing I never thought about because the bartenders always like.
Why do they do that? I don't know, man.

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 But I think what they usually do is

Speaker 1 what I've heard is they can kind of entice a woman into the bartending position. Like, no, you're just a bartender.
Then slowly try to get her up on stage.

Speaker 1 But nah, it's like you know, like if you go to Starlitz, if you go to like Atlantis, like in New York, or like in Philly, I forgot that one strip club in Philly. Like

Speaker 1 the bartenders is where it's at. I know.
I've seen, I've just been, I've definitely definitely seen this.

Speaker 1 Like, like, that's like the prime thing. I'm like, that's just weird because they're not the ones shaking ass.

Speaker 1 They're not like, they do a little something, something, but they just like, you know, held on the pillows. They be bad, too, though.
They be some bad. I ain't going to lie.

Speaker 1 The East Coast got some badass bartenders. Yeah, I might, you know, I've been kind of like hot for like a charitable cause.
I might go back to Philly and try to get like the thicken the strippers up.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Be my charity.
Yeah, for sure. Feed them properly.

Speaker 1 Raise awareness. Because there's, dude, there's some like really scraggy.
Coin-ready cabbage. True.
Get them right. There's some really scraggly, like, dude, there was, it's pretty, pretty.

Speaker 1 I used to deliver beer, and I would go deliver beer to the strip clubs, and, like, I would go in there at 12, you know, like noon, just dropping cases of beer off.

Speaker 1 And you would see the dudes in there. Do you ever go like in the afternoon time? Which I have done myself.
Man, that's you there. Merlin, look, I ain't that horny.

Speaker 1 Dude, it's nice. You can sit there and talk.
You can like talk to them. But no, that's more, but like, you know, I'm black.
You white. Even though you black, you still white.

Speaker 1 So, like, at the same time, it's like,

Speaker 1 y'all want to go. Cause, look, this is how, all right, look, this is how the black man cheat on their wife, or like, cheat, you know what I'm saying? Not saying you don't do it, he's a very good man.

Speaker 1 My boy don't do that, but I'm gonna bust it down how we do it. Well, how people do it,

Speaker 1 black man, yeah, baby. I'm gonna be out with the boys, I got studio all night.

Speaker 1 It's gonna be some real nighttime shit, yeah. So, some nighttime, very sneaky club.
Woo, woo, the white man, white-collar man, they work

Speaker 1 and go. Like, this whenever, like,

Speaker 1 the paralegal niggas are like lawyers and niggas with money like the white collar crime or like just the

Speaker 1 like that type. So lunches at noon, right?

Speaker 1 They go fuck the men's club up.

Speaker 1 They be in there with their suits, all that shit, the guys drinking beer and they're tipping big ass money, fucking up their mortgage salaries, but they gonna get it back on these strippers during the day.

Speaker 1 So that's what the white man do.

Speaker 1 He's not going to strip club doing, because like, you know, I know a lot of strippers, like they be telling me that they make more money doing the day shift than the night shift.

Speaker 1 Or they might work at like St. James, which is like kind of cabaret.
With like,

Speaker 1 why do white men want to talk at the strip club? Y'all always want to grab a stripper and talk to them. Dude, I love it.

Speaker 1 So they'll grab one because then look, they be like, conversation rule the nation. So if the girl got a good conversation, she could break them for more money.

Speaker 1 Niggas want to go stand on the couch and hit it in the head with money, throw it up, shoot a music video with it. Like, you know what I'm saying? There's different etiquettes.
True, there is.

Speaker 1 So that's why you like going to the strip club. I love the afternoon.
They get too active at nighttime. During the day, you can talk to them.

Speaker 1 At nighttime, it's like the flip switches, and they're just too like

Speaker 1 you can really talk to them. And it's also like, I used to love to just ask them, like, what's like the craziest shit?

Speaker 1 Like, what's like the weirdest request you've ever had just out of personal curiosity. And, dude, I've, it's pretty jarring.
Have you ever gotten into that with them? Hell yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, I know one girl, it ain't that bad, but like, and they're giving her like 4,000 a video just to sneeze. What? That's

Speaker 1 weird. Really? Sneeze, like the sneeze and different.

Speaker 1 Like, one time time he said, walk in the room, turn around and sneeze. Gave her like $3,500.
What? For a video. She wasn't even naked or nothing.
Everybody, I don't know.

Speaker 1 People be having different fetishes and shit. Yeah, I talked to one lady one time who said that she got, I think, like two grand or a thousand bucks for a guy would,

Speaker 1 or she, she would have her and her friends, like, pee in, like, a bar glass. And he would, they'd have to watch, he would drink their pee at the bar and it give them like two grand.

Speaker 1 That is, yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, it's pretty tight.

Speaker 1 I mean, it's cool to be that fucking. It's crazy.
Did you do that? No, dude. Hell no.
Just for health reasons. I wouldn't drink.
Drinking pisses. Stripper P would get you fucked up, though.

Speaker 1 If you drank stripper pee, you would probably get kind of fucked up. But you know what's crazy? A lot of girls like to be peed on.
Really? Hell yeah. I didn't know that.
Yeah, I just learned that.

Speaker 1 They like it. They like that shit.
Shower or whatever. They're like this new, like,

Speaker 1 like this new little wave of women, like 25 and shit like that. They like that.
And they like to eat ass. Damn, Free R.
Kelly. Yeah, I don't, yeah.
Way ahead of his time.

Speaker 1 A man ahead of his time, a sexual pioneer.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? And they like to eat ass. Like, that shit is crazy.
Like, yeah, I've heard that.

Speaker 1 I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah. Hell no.
I don't know how to feel.

Speaker 1 Think about it. How do I position myself?

Speaker 1 And feel like a man. There's no good way to be getting your ass saved.

Speaker 1 You could squat over her. Man, come on, man.
No.

Speaker 1 Now I feel like I'm getting hit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. I mean, that's what I'm saying.
And then I'm a man, so I hang. I have a limb.
You eating my ass. Now I feel like you're eating my pussy or something.
I feel like a bitch.

Speaker 1 Yeah, this is what's happening.

Speaker 1 The girls are trying to capture men by reflecting what they're seeing in pornography.

Speaker 1 And everyone's getting increasingly more, which it's one of those things where people aren't even going to care about gay stuff in 40 years anyway.

Speaker 1 I mean, I don't be dying on a hill that's not going to be a good thing. I don't got no problem with no gay people.

Speaker 1 And plus, there's nothing gay that you could do with a woman. That's what I'm saying.
But it'd be some shit crazy. Like,

Speaker 1 one time I was having sex with my baby mother, she licked my nipple, and I was like, oh, what the fuck was that? That's undeniable. That's shit.
I was like, what is this? Do I like this?

Speaker 1 Everyone does. You can't argue with that.
It's unbelievable. That's like, that's my go-to, personally.
Word. Yeah, if I'm on top, I'll be like, come on.

Speaker 1 I need you. I need you.

Speaker 1 Oh, I'm not going to know what she is. You don't need rhinos, dude.
You just need her to latch on there. Dude, you're fucking.
It just be the Adderall.

Speaker 1 Then, like, look, this is the thing: because Adderall is gonna have you all gummy worm. You feel me?

Speaker 1 You're gonna be hella gummy worm, but after that whole kick back out, and that rhino's still in you, you're gonna be in there, like true, knocking over shit. Like,

Speaker 1 you know what I'm saying? So, here's the thing, though. If with the rhinos, don't you worry, like, you know, you're gonna start, it becomes like something you need every time.

Speaker 1 Hell no, because see, me, now that I'm drug-free, you know what I'm saying? I don't do nothing no more. Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm prescribed Adderall, though.

Speaker 1 Like, I know how to take it in dosage. Like, you don't go by the biggest one, yeah, and just

Speaker 1 hell no, like that gonna hurt yeah like you're gonna be on horror so bad you hurt you take it you open the cap you put a little bit yeah

Speaker 1 you know what i'm saying hit on the gums hitting your tongue or something hit like with like a little water or something just to get you a little yeah not all the way like that you don't need that much help like you might

Speaker 1 it's like lifting weights you got it but you might need that little to get it but you don't need somebody to lift the whole thing for you do you drink coffee or just like you like to you're talking are you talking about the little time release balls or you like the powder nah so um rhino got like a little, it looked like a five-hour powder.

Speaker 1 Oh, you're saying with the rhino, you take a little powder. Oh, hell yeah.

Speaker 1 I thought you were saying you're cracking Adderall capsules.

Speaker 1 I mean, I do that too. Yeah, that's how I take it because, well, really, vibance.
Yeah. Because vibans are more cleaner and it's kind of be like stronger and it's time release.

Speaker 1 So might put a little bit right there.

Speaker 1 You hear it like that. Damn.
Somebody told me, Max, so you do Adderall. Just do Coke, man.
They were like, bro, Coke is like Adderall's big cousin. I'm like, bro, hell no.

Speaker 1 It's kind of a brilliant way to put it, but yeah, that's because if you snort a line, you'll smoke a dime.

Speaker 1 True. And it's also the fentanyl, dude.

Speaker 1 That's another reason, see, back when I was doing pills and shit like that,

Speaker 1 like the drug rap era, like that I came up in and shit like that,

Speaker 1 wasn't no fentanyl in Xanax and shit like that. You know what I'm saying? And like, don't get me wrong, I thought Zanax was the dumbest drug.

Speaker 1 I was like, why the fuck did I do that shit back in the day? So stupid. Then I used to pop perks.
Perks wasn't that bad. A perk 10 is not that bad.
Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 But when they on Roxy's, Oxies, and that shit got the pin in it, it's the worst shit you ever seen. It's like, why do you want to be a zombie slumped over?

Speaker 1 That's how you get robbed, beat up, taken advantage of, or like you're going to wake up in jail. Yeah, well, the problem, the perks lead to the Roxys, Oxies, and all that stuff.
That's a problem.

Speaker 1 I knew dudes that would take like 30 in a weekend. It's like, bro.
Yeah, I was never that. But see, I took them like in a weekend, probably 10.

Speaker 1 But I never got hooked. Like, I don't got like an addicting personality like that.
Like, I used a sibling like a motherfucker. Yeah.
All that. I do not got a sibling.
Like, I've been,

Speaker 1 okay, I sipped like

Speaker 1 two months ago when it was a treat. You know what I'm saying? Like, all right, I'm from Houston.
So that's our culture. Let's say on my brother's death day, we're going to toast the cup.

Speaker 1 Oh, it's Christmas. We got all the kids' toys and shit.
All the men outside we toasting the cup like that. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 But I don't have to go buy a pint every day, sip and shit like that. Like, my dad never had an addictive personality.
And my shit not addicted like that.

Speaker 1 Like, I can stop cold turkey when i want yeah i'm i'm the same way i i've tried i've tried percocets all that stuff i didn't really care for them i was always like it's a waste of money i'm not wasting money on them but the uh i got one time my sister had bronchitis i think so they gave her the promethazine like a bottle of it and me and my brother were it was like the day before thanksgiving whatever i forget i think it was the day before easter so like we were all home at my parents house we went to a bar we got drunk the night before and then we come back And we're in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 And I opened the

Speaker 1 drug cabinet. I showed my brother's hammer.

Speaker 1 And I wasn't that drunk but i was like he was shit faced and i grabbed the bottle of promethazine i just untwisted it but i put my tongue over the cap and i pretended like i was chugging like a bunch of it and he's like give me that shit i'll do it right now he chugged like a good amount of it damn and he woke up uh the next day with a hangover and also just like fucked up from that shit he literally all day we were in church he was just sitting there like this like yeah all fucked up like what did he drink like that promethazine it's gonna hit you harder than lean because like the codeine and shit it helped you lean the promethazine put you straight down yeah then i I only did that.

Speaker 1 I remember when I, so my transition to drinking liquor, I was still on lean, so I sip lean during the day, go out. I'm in LA, we partying hard, drinking liquor.

Speaker 1 Then I remember it was a month where everything I ate, I throw up. I thought I had a stomach bug, but no, I was sipping lean and liquor in the same day.
Oh, dude, yeah, it fucks you up.

Speaker 1 Yeah, thank God I don't do that no more. Yeah, especially, did you like pass out?

Speaker 1 Did you get like real tired, or were you like, because I know anyone I knew who was on a lot of pills, you go out and have one drink with them, they were like, The thing is, pills, like by that time, I was like,

Speaker 1 I wasn't really doing pills like that. It was more just lean.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Lean than liquor, but shit,

Speaker 1 I was sipping so hard, like my tolerance was high than a motherfucker. Yeah, I was really like, I used to sip like six lines to like four lines a day.

Speaker 1 I was down to a deuce a day, so you know what I'm saying? It wasn't that damn bad. But now, if like I sip one line,

Speaker 1 I'd be sleeping the whole day. And that's an ounce, right? Yeah, a line is an ounce.
Six is a lot. Yeah, six is a lot.
My friend drank four and crashed his car into a hill.

Speaker 1 We tried to sell from, it was probably all like watered down, but we like got the zine and tried to sell it in the suburbs. And I remember being like, all right, dude, hide this at your house.

Speaker 1 I'll be back for it. He just drank the whole thing, crashed over a hill.
I was like, he's tripping. It sucks, dude.
But now I dropped him a four, but like, that's what they did.

Speaker 1 They take a 20-ounce, drop a four. Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? And then you know when your drink muddy, because you dropping the lean, it changed the temperature.

Speaker 1 Like, the drink not even cold no more. Because you put so much mud in there.
You know what I'm saying? So mud is the lean. Mud is lean.

Speaker 1 So look, let me give you, let me run run down all the slang for you. I'm pretty sure we bought like Kro syrup.
I think we got ripped off.

Speaker 1 That's what they said. You gotta watch for people who

Speaker 1 gonna call it mud, they're gonna call it oil, they don't call it drink, yeah,

Speaker 1 what else they call it, Texas tea, okay, punch. Like, a nigga call you like, hey, y'all got some punch over there, y'all got some Texas tea, something like that.

Speaker 1 Like, that's what they call it, but isn't there different? There's like yellow, red, and purple. So, let me tell you.
So, red that I know was for hot take red.

Speaker 1 So, I think they got bought out by Acorn and they stopped producing it like that. That was the red.
I love red. Red came right after Activists.
So it was Activists.

Speaker 1 Like when I started sipping, it was Activists. I know like the older niggas from like SUC, Houston, all Snipped Up, How all of them.
They was sipping bar back in the day.

Speaker 1 Bar and Activist is the best tasting lean of all time. You know what I'm saying? It does taste pretty good.
Hell yeah. Then after high-tech, it was Walkhart.
R.I.P. to walk hard.

Speaker 1 People still going crazy over walk. All the young niggas, but they never really had ACK.

Speaker 1 They really never sipped sipped that shit, so they don't really know how that shit comes in. But

Speaker 1 that's how you do it. But the strongest lean

Speaker 1 is um, it's called Tessinix. That's the yellow, yeah, that's the snot, you know what I'm saying? Oh, that shit.
So, like, one line of that is like a three of purple, really,

Speaker 1 hell yeah. Then you got green lean,

Speaker 1 so green lean don't got codeine in it, it's just promethazine,

Speaker 1 and then um, they do got one that got codeine, it's called carico, but green lean is what it's what like the hood niggas drink, That's like the Reggie. Really?

Speaker 1 Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just the bullshit. Hell yeah, but it knocked you down.
It puts you out. Yeah, okay.
But you gotta be careful with that because niggas putting fentanyl in that.

Speaker 1 They putting fentanyl in everything. I know.
I could have sworn somebody, I bought some weed from somebody, got so high. I'm like, I ain't fucking with the body.

Speaker 1 Well, you know what they're doing with weed too? Is they're taking, you know, like K2 and spice and all that? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 They're just taking the synthetic, like, cannabinoids and just like, it's like THC, and they just make it in the lab, and it's like one molecule off. So it's like technically legal.
Right.

Speaker 1 And they just spray it on like shit weed and they're, they're doing that.

Speaker 1 cbd thc7 delta eight yeah yeah it's kind of fucked up and now weed's legal dude like it's not not in texas yes it is because here's the thing they're doing delta nine so so with weed you know it's like delta nine thc that's the illegal substance you know how you have to when you make brownies you have to heat weed up right to get that that like that whatever uh carboxylate they call it carboxylated you have to heat it up to like make it active and all you're doing is so weed naturally is thc THC-A.

Speaker 1 It's a carbon molecule. Right.
When you heat it up, you remove the carbon molecule, and then you can like eat it and get high from it. Right.

Speaker 1 So they're just testing weed as is, as THCA and saying it's hemp. Yeah, yeah.
Totally can get it. Yeah, in Texas, too.
I got my own brand, but this is how you got to do it. You got to say cannabis.

Speaker 1 Yes. Once you say cannabis, that's just legal.
And Trump made that shit. If y'all don't know, look it up.

Speaker 1 What's your brand? It's called Texas Tea. That's it.
Oh, that's it. You get it like the lean, but it's

Speaker 1 a serve. So, yeah, but and then my overall brand is called Passana Pack.
Nice. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 But even with like the weed shit, like just how you go to the strip club during the day, I go at night, you're a white, man.

Speaker 1 They're going to press me regardless. You got to think I beat a Rico case.
Like, John got, I got caught with 2,000 pounds. You know what I'm saying? Damn.
500K money launder.

Speaker 1 That was before I signed my deal. You know what I'm saying? So.
That reputation. How many pounds you have? 2,000.
So they were watching us. They said 2,000 pounds.
A ton. Hell yeah.
Literally a ton.

Speaker 1 Your car was a ton of money. Hell yeah.
That's crazy. For sure.
You can look that shit up.

Speaker 1 How'd you beat it? How do you even

Speaker 1 shit?

Speaker 1 First, yeah, I go hire Ken Schaefer. Teflon.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? He taxed the fuck out of my young ass. I had to get him 100K.
I was hurt.

Speaker 1 I was hurt. But yeah.

Speaker 1 So hire him. Don't get in no more trouble.
Let this shit fight out. And then let TACA and Delta 9 come into play around 2020.
Throw your damn case.

Speaker 1 Go on tour. Go on the run.
come back, go to jail for a month, walk in front of the judge, dismiss.

Speaker 1 That's awesome, man. Hell yeah.
Congrats. They offered me eight years.
What? Off the muscle. So I'm like, damn, I ain't take that shit.

Speaker 1 Yeah. For weed, bro.
Yeah. For weed.
Yeah. You got white men out here making billions off the shit, and you worried about little old me.
Yeah, it's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 Dude, I had a guy on who was, um, he got caught, so he was a white dude. He got caught selling LSD in 92.
Right.

Speaker 1 Dude, he got caught with, he didn't even get, he didn't get caught with anything personally. It It was just all he was sending Western unions and they like traced it back to him.
Right.

Speaker 1 Dude, they wanted to give him like 35, 30 years, I think, for like maybe a couple sheets of acid, like something crazy. So they're like, but the weed, they were really killing people.

Speaker 1 And now it's like, nobody wants to be the last prosecutor. Happened to Kamala.
She was fucking crushing people on like bullshit weed charges. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Landscape shifts.

Speaker 1 And now it's like, yeah, remember you throw those people in jail and it fucking killed her.

Speaker 1 So I don't think that, I don't think judges, if they have political, like, they want to rise in the political world, want to be the last guy. that's crazy.
Like, y'all really stopping family.

Speaker 1 Weed, bro. Listen, this is one thing about weed.

Speaker 1 Lean, yes, I might fight you over that shit. Might, you know what I'm saying? Get mad.
Perks, yes, they fuck with you.

Speaker 1 It's people that back in the day in the streets, that we probably would have seen each other, shy it out, fought, but we met over a blunt of weed and became best friends for life. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Or like find like, bro, weed is so cool. Like, once I start smoking weed with people and shit, meeting new people, networking, it's like a spiritual bond, pause.

Speaker 1 but it's like it is something about smoking a blunt with somebody like it is so real yeah it is so so real about sharing a blunt like you know what i'm saying it ain't ain't like we smoking roxies together or some of heroin you feel me but i heard in portland you could walk around with like an eighth of heroin an eighth of cocaine and i go to jail yeah i think they i think they did that there i don't know i don't know how it's gonna work i mean hopefully no they've been doing that yeah you know i totally decriminalize

Speaker 1 every time i go to tour they say that i'm like that's crazy I don't want to get too political, but I know why they do that. Why? Because there ain't that many motherfucking black people in Portland.

Speaker 1 And then most of the people they use it,

Speaker 1 they be of your color and shit. They be like drugged out, but they be functional as fuck.

Speaker 1 They be having a family.

Speaker 1 They be running shit. They functional as fuck.
You know what I'm saying? So they probably let that shit slide up there. Houston.
Better not get caught with no dog food.

Speaker 1 We better not get caught with no cocaine. Yeah, you go to jail.
Mandatory minimum. Yeah, hell yeah.
You're going to go to jail for sure. Yeah, Philly's like that, though.

Speaker 1 Philly, they like to criminalize weed, but yeah, if you get caught with heroin or cook, maybe I don't know.

Speaker 1 We had that guy who was just like letting everything go for a while, but I don't think it really worked that well. Yeah, for sure.
They didn't even let weed be all the way legal in Texas.

Speaker 1 I don't know why they're doing all that. It's coming.
You got all these people from California moving.

Speaker 1 People from California with a bunch of money are moving here, and they're going to be like, bro, knock it off. But now you can have, like, I guess Austin, they don't really have to do it.

Speaker 1 You have like a seat, Austin. See, you and Austin.
Yeah. Austin don't give a flying fuck.
Yeah, they don't care.

Speaker 1 Like, this is like the most coolest spot in Texas, like on, like, some chill hippie bob shit. I love the shows in Austin.
I love how the fans react. They're going to buy the fuck out of some merch.

Speaker 1 Like, they support for real. Yeah.
But, yeah, I heard if you leave Austin in another part of Texas, you can get like locked up for a vape cartridge. Man, oh, that's a feeling.

Speaker 1 Yeah, nah, that's a feeling. You get caught with a vape cartridge in Houston.
That's a controlled substance. So that's like having crack cocaine.
That's like having perks. That's like having that.

Speaker 1 Damn, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 Like, kids, like, y'all at school, that married one of vape cartridge. Y'all really fucking up.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's not not like getting caught with no goddamn, it's not even like getting caught with a gun or weed in Texas. You get caught with a gun, it's whatever.
You know what I'm saying? That's crazy.

Speaker 1 Like, that's like Class B misdemeanor, even if you underage, you know what I'm saying? You get caught with that control sucker. All right, look, you know a lot about weed.

Speaker 1 You got to get the butane out of it to make the rise and all that shit. You got to manufacture it, the weed.
You know what I'm saying? So once you're doing that, it's a controlled substance.

Speaker 1 It's no longer just an herb. Oh, because, yeah, you do like processing.
You know what I'm saying? Hell yeah. So you processed the soul.

Speaker 1 That's how they charge that. Jesus Christ.
Yeah, I remember talking to someone who got pulled over and he's like, Yeah, I was in jail for vape cartridge. I was like, What?

Speaker 1 Because in Philly, they really don't care. Philly, you can get caught with

Speaker 1 even like years ago. I feel like they would really get you in the early 2000s, but in Philly, today, if you got caught with five pounds of weed, did y'all, I don't know if you'd even go to jail.

Speaker 1 Man, I'd be hearing people getting pulled over in Houston, five pounds, 20 pounds. They just taking it or like not giving a fuck.
That shit would have my heart

Speaker 1 just because of what I went through. And like, bro, they had me on the news.
They made it seem like I was just El Chapo, which I probably was on the weed shit. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 I probably did.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but it's not already. I'm not robbing nobody.
No, it's harming nobody. And everybody that came to me wanted this drug that's legal at 90% of the goddamn state.
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 It's kind of bullshit. You kind of got in the right.
That was like the perfect timing, man. Five years ago, you would have been five years before that.
They probably would have booked it completely.

Speaker 1 Nah, for sure. Bro, it's still niggas doing time, bro.
When I had to just go and do that little month to get off the shit to beat it, it was in there.

Speaker 1 Nigga had 18 days for nine doobies.

Speaker 1 What? Yeah, I ain't gonna lie.

Speaker 1 I would have resisted and been mad as fuck, acting a fool. Like, y'all me fucked up.

Speaker 1 How many people

Speaker 1 joints sucks? Yeah, Texas is way behind, I feel like, everywhere else, anywhere else in the country. Like flying, you can fly with weed.
They don't give a fuck. They don't give a weed.

Speaker 1 We don't care at all. They don't give a damn.
Carry on, all that. Do that shit in Houston.
Yeah, I never fly out the airport with weed. I don't care if it's one blood.

Speaker 1 I'm going to smoke it in the car if I get out. Yeah, yeah.
I'd be like, hell no.

Speaker 1 I push it to the limit. I've chilled because I talk about it publicly.

Speaker 1 If I go to Denver and come back, it's like, I'll fly with a couple ounces and just, you know,

Speaker 1 pucker up my butthole through security and just fucking go through it. But they don't care.

Speaker 1 Dude, I've had a guy one time, because I like, sometimes I'll fly with my kids and like bring, like, I brought like a jar of peanut butter home one time.

Speaker 1 And they were like, they moved literally weed out of the way and were like, what's this? The peanut butter. And they're like, you can't bring it this.

Speaker 1 And I was just like, hey, man, take the peanut button. No liquids.
There it go. There, go through your bag, all that shit.
I'll bring a mouthwash. They go through my bag.
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 Shit like that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I had one guy one time give me shit when I was leaving. I had just a pack of like pre-real joints.
He was like, why are you hiding these? And I'm like, I'm not hiding them.

Speaker 1 I was like, I just put them in. I put them in a thing so they didn't smell because I don't want to be brood on the airplane.
He's like, well, it's not that you have them.

Speaker 1 It's that you're hiding them from me. And I'm like, I don't give a fuck that you have them, man.
I was like, if you

Speaker 1 take tripping. I'm like, dude,

Speaker 1 how do I say this? See, I'll be worried about bombs on the plane. Yeah.
Worry about some other shit. Dude, like, I look, bro, I don't even like heights.
I ain't about to do nothing to the plane.

Speaker 1 Dude, not harass me, leave me alone. And my jury always goes off.
That's a good point. Like, dude, I'm scared of heights.
Like, I'm like, bro, then my jury always go off.

Speaker 1 Then I get so fucking mad because now they're going through my shit. Then they grabbing him.
They grab your dick too, dude. They're going to have to go through the thing.
Yes, bro.

Speaker 1 Then, but see, I learned how to do it now. I go in, pull my pants all the way

Speaker 1 up.

Speaker 1 I don't wear jeans, buttons, nothing is going to go off, nothing.

Speaker 1 I wear a nike tech suit all my all the way up like goddamn like i for sure got a widget pull that motherfucker up hands up because they always choose the weirdest dude like then they try to run it down you want to do a hero private realm go like this down the back down the middle

Speaker 1 but you got some some some dudes they be cool they don't just really be trying to do it like

Speaker 1 some make sure they go down your ass we have a friend dude dude our friend nate i don't know what it is he was with he was with shane the one time they like absolutely molested him then he was with me the one time.

Speaker 1 And I turned around and like, dude, they were just all over this guy. And it keeps happening to him.
Yeah. It sucks, man.
You got to switch it up. It's something.

Speaker 1 He's got to pull his fucking pants up. I'm going to tell you.
Hike your fucking pants. Although his pants are pretty hiked.

Speaker 1 That's a good. Why do you think pulling your pants up helps? I don't know, but if I don't, it always goes red right there, like right, like with my dick at.
I'm like, what the?

Speaker 1 I'm like, who fucking with me here?

Speaker 1 Somebody's fucking with me. Happened to Shannon Sharp, he said.
They thought his dick was something other than a dick, and they were like, he spazzed out. I'd have gone home.
Y'all kissed my ass.

Speaker 1 I'm at the fooling here now. Shit, I'd be glad for them to be like, what the fuck is that? They know it.
I'm happy. They're going, yeah.

Speaker 1 They don't even make me walk through the metal detectors. They're like, man, just go ahead, little guy.
You're right. Let's go.

Speaker 1 You want to go with the pilot? I go, yeah, thanks, man.

Speaker 1 They give me the little pilot wings and smack me on the button. They go, get on the plane, little guy.

Speaker 1 Damn. So you can get caught with a gun in Texas and it's not as much trouble as.
It ain't shit. Really? Even if it's like a modified.

Speaker 1 I don't went to jail with my gun and got out. They gave it back to me, but they ain't giving back the bullets.
What? But it was licensed, though. You had it in your name.
Hell no. What? I'm just

Speaker 1 carrying it. Damn, they gave it back.
Hell yeah. Kind of chill.
Why did they give it back, do you think? Because in Philly, they fucking crushed you for guns.

Speaker 1 Because you got open carry. You got to think, and it's really been open carry.
You feel me? So, like,

Speaker 1 the only time they had a trip, it depends what territory you in. Let's say if I'm on Bessonette, depending on the cop, they'll be like, oh, he's a gang member.

Speaker 1 I'm going to take you to jail for this. Class be misdemeanor because you're a gang member.
But now I had so much success. The police be pulling me over to take pictures.
That's cool.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, hey, Max, so you don't got a registration. You want to take pictures? Something for my kid.
That's kind of tight. Then, like, I bought a track hawk.
That's the most stolen car.

Speaker 1 Like, like Hellcats and Trackhawks, demons, and shit.

Speaker 1 So they'll pull me over, make sure it's not stolen, then realize who I am and take a picture and be like, if we ever see this car stolen, we're going to get it back for you. That's nice.
Hell yeah.

Speaker 1 That's the first time they was on my side. How do you feel about that? Nah, them cars get stolen every day.
Do they really?

Speaker 1 How do you feel about them being on your side? I'm saying because they're not on my side, but they is on my side. But then I realized I'm 34.
Some of these kids are my age.

Speaker 1 Some of them are younger than me. Some of them love my music.
So it'd be give and take. Yeah, dude,

Speaker 1 dude, my, I never, like, growing up, my family, we didn't really have any cops. My mom's cousin was a detective, but really, we had zero mostly.
And like the immediate family, there was zero.

Speaker 1 My dad was like, they did like trash. So he was always like, they're a fucking pain in the ass.
They pull your trucks over. But I never really got to interact with

Speaker 1 police officers at all. And then my wife, when we, after a couple of years of dating, became a cop.
It was the craziest thing in the fucking world. She just became a cop.

Speaker 1 And I got to like meet cops and talk. My wife? My wife now.

Speaker 1 She's a cop? She's not. She retired quickly, but it was, she was a Philly cop for like, and she had gone to school for like criminal forensics.
So she was like trying to get into a lab.

Speaker 1 And they're like, well, if you're sworn in, it's just a whole thing. She's like, fuck it.
I'll just become a cop. Dude, it was, dude, I had like pounds of weed on my base.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's what I'm about to ask you.

Speaker 1 She ever threatened to lock your ass up.

Speaker 1 She would fuck around. She would fuck around about it, but never.

Speaker 1 She never crossed that line of being like seriously being like that. I'd be scared of that, a cop.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 it was kind of cool, though, because I got to like really interact with cops a lot and get to really understand how they tick in a way. For sure.
And that's all they want.

Speaker 1 If they pull you over, they just want you to to be like,

Speaker 1 damn, dude, like, you have the hardest job ever. And just really pump them up.
Like, bro, you, nobody.

Speaker 1 And it's, it actually is true because I like inner, I like got to like hear about what they're dealing with and shit. And I'm like, it is literally the worst fucking job ever.

Speaker 1 If you get pulled up and you turn the light on right away in the interior light. It's the worst legal job.
I'd say selling crack worse. Yeah, I could see that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it'd be better if I were selling crack. If I, I would, you know, I would envy a cop for sure.
Especially if it all came crashing down. It's like, yeah, I think that's could have had health care.

Speaker 1 The cops, it depends on what kind of cop because really cops that help the community. Like, we had cops that come make sure the kids good, be like, hey, man, y'all over here, move that around.

Speaker 1 The kids come and shit like that, you know, because they're in the community. It's not like you don't know them.
Yeah. But then we got a cop.
He's a gangbang on us. Gang bang on his name, Ice Man.

Speaker 1 He'd come on the block. He'd throw a CK.
That's Crip Killer to all the Crips. We'll be laughing, recording him, though.
Nigga took me to jail, jamming my music. Like, yeah, man.

Speaker 1 Then there was another cop. I think his name Dordon.
He was like, wait, who the crip killer? They just made up their own. thing.
No. So

Speaker 1 my block is a lot of crips. Yeah, yeah.
Crips and shit like that. So, oh, yeah, you know, duh.
Yeah. So he would throw.
He'd come on our block and throw a crip killer.

Speaker 1 And then be telling us, like, yeah, I was down the street. They killing y'all right now.
They're buying cars. Whoa, whoa, who messy.
He's funny, though. Funny.
That is kind of funny.

Speaker 1 Yeah, my wife said there was a lot of that. There was people who are...

Speaker 1 Like training day. Rampart.
Yes.

Speaker 1 And like, and it's one of those things where she's like, there's not technically a quota, but they're on your ass about, they call it activity, where they're like, hey, man, you don't have any activity.

Speaker 1 And if you're going and like getting guns and all this stuff, you're like, your promotion's just kind of awaiting you.

Speaker 1 But then there's like, then like, you know, because they get down on people, but like, yeah, he's a fucking bum. He doesn't do anything.

Speaker 1 But my wife, she's small. She's like a small lady.
And she would just, what she would get on is like when she would see kids that aren't in car seats, she would, she would devastate.

Speaker 1 She would like no mercy on that shit. And other than that, she didn't really give a fuck about anything, but she was just making sure people aren't doing anything crazy.

Speaker 1 And the domestics are, that's the weird part.

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Hell yeah. I hate arguments.
You know what's crazy though? Like the older I get paying taxes and shit like that.

Speaker 1 I still got this mindset of the police have to be woo-woo. But it's not really like that, bro.
Like not no more, bro. Like, and it's crazy.

Speaker 1 Like, a lot of people I went to school with, I'm starting to see like they police officers, you know what I'm saying, shit, like that. Like, it ain't that bad.

Speaker 1 It's just like when you're against the system, because, like, not all of them fucked up, just like not every person or every gangbanger you meet is fucked up.

Speaker 1 Like, not every rapper is a stuck-up narcissist, dumbass, they're big in the world, yeah. But 99% of them, for sure.
Yeah, that's like cops.

Speaker 1 There's like, there are a lot of them that were like, oh, yeah, you're the exact stereotype people talk about with cops.

Speaker 1 there's a lot of those guys i ain't gonna lie though if i was a cop i would be catching on point i know every dad they will hate me yeah they will hate me because i know i'll be like yep i know what them doing huh come in what y'all doing there was a guy um what you want to call it there was these dudes in baltimore that were doing they were called uh backpack pops where they was you know and it's like it is kind of like they must know what's going on because if they see a guy with like a little like school bag or a backpack They would just, because it's like, if you see a dude who's not school age with a backpack, he's selling fucking drugs.

Speaker 1 Like, no one's just walking around with a school bag. Besides me, I carry my laptop in there right now.
Nah, for sure.

Speaker 1 But it's one of the, and they would just pull up and be like, get out of the, and they would just ditch the backpack and they're like, sweet, and just take it.

Speaker 1 And they were robbing people, doing that. Nah, cops were that a lot.
Like, I'd have had cops pull up, take lean from me, take my guns.

Speaker 1 They took Fort Ben County, y'all took $100 from me this last time when I had went to jail. But I was so ready to get the fuck out.
I let y'all keep that little shit. But they be doing that.
Really?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Chains, jewelry, laptops, they take it all.
Especially your guns. Yeah.
Like guns and drugs. Like sometimes, like, you'll get booked and you'll think, well, shit, I ain't gonna lie.

Speaker 1 If I got three pints of lean, you take me to jail, take that lean, bro. I don't want you to put that lean on me.
Now, I get a lawyer in pints on it. Yeah, true, true, yeah.

Speaker 1 You might as well put that felony on me. Like, like, I beat seven felonies.
Like, I could carry a pistol legally. I don't have no felonies.
Oh, wow. So, you actually, oh, I that makes sense.

Speaker 1 Hell yeah. Beat seven.
Was it all at the same time?

Speaker 1 So, with this Rico, it was four. Then I had another three when I caught my first pistol case.
Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, you ever went hunting, like, hunting for like deers and shit?

Speaker 1 I never did. My dad was big in hunting.
I never done it. Well, shit, I was big in hunting with just the ops.
So I was hunting the ops. You know what I'm saying? In the middle of hunting the ops.

Speaker 1 That's when I caught my first fucking pistol case, man. They just caught you with a gun on you? No, I'm so stupid.
My rookie ass.

Speaker 1 Like, like, like, just like my, I ain't gonna say rookie ass, but I was like young, like 17.

Speaker 1 We seen the car. Well, first we went in the party looking for him.
We was gonna fight him.

Speaker 1 Let me get in the car. Boom.
I see him. He put his head out the window.
I'm like, oh, nigga, it's good. Come on, we're going to follow him.

Speaker 1 Police get behind me. I had just bought a car off the side of Highway 6 for like $2,000.
But I had a paper tag, but it was a bullshit paper tag. It was a cardboard and written on it with pen.

Speaker 1 So the police get behind us. I'm like, oh, shit.

Speaker 1 What the actual fuck? So I'm jogging for a little bit.

Speaker 1 Oh, you wrote your tag in a pen on cardboard? I didn't know better. I didn't.
I bought it from the dude. And he sold me a lemon and ended up fucking up.
So we get, so boom, I get to the code set.

Speaker 1 It's an old ass cop. I'm like, I got him, I got my little brother in the car.
They play football, bars.

Speaker 1 Y'all want to put up their life because you know, I knew I was gonna be a rapper, so I'm like, Yeah, let me get some under my belt or something. But now, for real, so I'm nervous.

Speaker 1 I'm like, Man, my mama gonna kill me if I got my brother out here. He got scouts coming to the game.
I'm like, Give me the gun, put it on my waist.

Speaker 1 I hopped out, put my hands up, like, hey, man, chill, just relax.

Speaker 1 As soon as he came to me, I uh start running, so I'm gone. Oh, no, As I'm running, I just feel shit.
I'm getting dizzy. Shit like that.
Then I just fall.

Speaker 1 I had a Nike track jacket on. He grabbed a string.
So while I was running, that shit was. You were just choking you.
Hell yeah. Hot motherfucker.
And I fall. Boom.
Had the pistol on my hip.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? Falled the pistol on my hip. They put me in the handcuffs, but he an old cop.
Then some young cops came.

Speaker 1 They're like, oh, yeah, you the ramp once with the beat your motherfucking ass. Yeah.
They searched the car. He said it didn't smell like weed.
He was going to write me a ticket.

Speaker 1 So I did all that shit for nothing. Then they didn't even find a pistol.
This is like 2009. I had on purple skinny jeans.
So the pistol goes down to my skinny jeans.

Speaker 1 I'm in the back of the car and I wiggle the wiggled a gun out of my skinny jeans, put back on my shoe, kick the gun up under the seat like that. You feel me? Yeah.
They check me in, boom.

Speaker 1 So I'm just got, so my only charge was abating the wrist. Oh, okay.
I'm like, it's cool. Man, next morning, I'm in the detox tank.
The cop come out, hey, you're not going nowhere fast.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 I knew he found the gun.

Speaker 1 Could they say it was yours, though? Hell yeah. He put it on me.
But I'm like, how? You didn't bring me in with it. Like, you know what I'm saying? But this is what happened.

Speaker 1 So I got a class be missing me in something.

Speaker 1 Hell nah, I got three felonies. First one was death of a firearm from a sheriff.
Then they tried to say it was a burglary habitation. Then they tried to link me to other burglaries.

Speaker 1 So I'm in jail. I called my mama.
I'll tell her what's going on. I called my brother.
He's like, where you got that gun from? I'm like, man, come up here. I ain't going to tell you on the phone.

Speaker 1 I told him, like, yeah, nigga, this is the gun that Shamante gave me. Woo, woo, woo.
My mama's a, she's a daycare teacher. Come to find out, Shamante ain't really breaking nobody's house.

Speaker 1 He stole that gun from his auntie that's a sheriff.

Speaker 1 I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 And my mama knows his auntie, because my mama was watching his auntie's daughter at school. My mama told his auntie what happened.
She got all those charges dropped. Oh, that's kind of nice.

Speaker 1 Hell yeah. Damn, he stole a fucking sheriff's gun.
His dumbass.

Speaker 1 He was like, yeah, like he was trying to be down with us and shit like that. He's like, yeah, man, I got this gun.
I've been hitting licks. I'm down.
I'm like, yeah, whatever. So he wasn't.

Speaker 1 He was even my friend like that. He was my brother and them homie.
He's always the one to hang around me and show like whatever. So he did that shit the whole time.
He stole from his auntie.

Speaker 1 That's lame. Yeah.
You don't do that shit. You don't take from your people, you feel me? Yeah.
But thank God.

Speaker 1 Fucking crazy. It was his auntie, you feel me? Yeah, that's probably why they're kicking such, like, kicking such a cloud of dust over it because it was a sheriff's gun.
How the fuck did he get this?

Speaker 1 Yeah, so like, other than, like, other than that, I don't really got too much criminal history. I probably got like getting caught with a gun and some weed.
Yeah. I got like seven pistol cases.

Speaker 1 That's just because I had weed. You feel me? Yeah.
But other than that, I'm not no super criminal. Just know that I always have some weed and a gun on me in Texas.
That's normal as fuck. True.

Speaker 1 But that is the killer combo. When you have a gun and weed, that's when they kind of really.
Yeah, yeah, that's what they make you like. But that's so small, though.

Speaker 1 But see, this is why Texas, this is why weed not legal. Do you want your guns or do you want marijuana? And you know, we a gun state, Texas live by their guns, stand on their gun, everybody.

Speaker 1 You feel me?

Speaker 1 So, yeah, what do you think about all the new guns with all like the like the pre-made, like the ones you can make yourself, and 3D printing and all that stuff?

Speaker 1 Like the guy who killed the CEO said he like just had a 3D printing gun.

Speaker 1 I mean, because shit, them motherfuckers, they're not traceable, so you're gonna smack shit up all day, you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 And, like, unless they find like the GSR on you, like the gunpowder or some shit like that,

Speaker 1 shit, that's dangerous, bro, because most guns got cereal, so you can know, okay,

Speaker 1 I caught you with this gun. This gun was used in this murder because it's a cereal.

Speaker 1 But if it's a ghost gun, it's out of the. Then, if you got a ghost gun with a switch,

Speaker 1 you're the jail for like 20 years, aren't you?

Speaker 1 Like, so I think it's mandatory minimum of 10 years for

Speaker 1 a switch, but but I know that you can get a binary switch too. That's legal.

Speaker 1 Oh, but you got to go to a special gun class for that. You know what I'm saying? But

Speaker 1 yeah, switch is crazy. That's all right.
A lot of these young niggas, that's what they got, switches. Dude, terrifying.
And them hoes fast. Like,

Speaker 1 man,

Speaker 1 imagine a premature young nigga that can't fight. That's a punk, never been hit in the face, a broken arm, wanting to be a gangster and got a gun, and his feelings mad come up on you.

Speaker 1 Yeah, dude. Like, you can't hit your target with, like, it's hard as hell to keep.
Like, you know what I'm saying? Keep it straight, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it seems like it's just never. It's just like spraying bullets in the general direction.
See, I'm older. Like, back when we was thugging, I ain't never had no switch.
We ain't no shit like that.

Speaker 1 Like, you know what I'm saying? I know how to to boom, boom. Yeah.
But at the same time, like, that switch shit is like, that's scary. Yeah, dude.
Well, that's fucked up.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it was crazy how the guy apparently printed his own gun and just printed his own gun. Yeah, a lot of that shit going on.
But see, in Texas, you don't got to do all that.

Speaker 1 As long as you don't got like no, you go to the gun store. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, it's not hard to get a gun for real because if you get caught with a ghost gun, that's probably even worse. Yeah.
Untraceable.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I guess they're saying, yeah, because they're like, well, if you're, you want an untraceable gun, what are you doing? Right. Why do you want that?

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah it's crazy damn dude well dude what else is going on

Speaker 1 oh shit

Speaker 1 been chilling my clothing line you know i'm saying persona relaunching that on on the fifth you know what i'm saying i got a lot of big collabs coming with that you know i'm saying shit oh yeah i signed the artist did you really well a couple artists cartel bow i just got my joint venture with um warner brother records nice man so my label is at warner brothers that's cool oh yeah because you just did a fucking uh you just did an album like you just released it.

Speaker 1 What? Like, but that was independent. So, look, as far as Maxo Cream, me, I'm 100% independent.
Okay. But my label, where I got my artists at, is with Warner Brothers.
That's cool. How does that work?

Speaker 1 It works either like so. So you get a joint venture.
You know what I'm saying? You can get an exclusive or non-exclusive. So you get a non-exclusive JB.
They're going to give you some money.

Speaker 1 They're going to back your artists. But let's say you're at Warner Brothers.
If it's non-exclusive, you could go to Empire. You could go to Interscope.

Speaker 1 You can go to Capital with your same imprint because it's none exclusive. But if they give it to you exclusively, you know what I'm saying? Now your admin is their admin.
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 Now your staff is their staff. You can still build your own staff and they're going to open up your budget because now you can't go nowhere else and you invest in business with them.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, what do they try to do? Just get like a piece of your touring?

Speaker 1 Nah, so they don't get nothing to me. Yeah.
So what my artist is, so I walk in with my percentage. They take their percentage.
And then now you actually get the bigger machine.

Speaker 1 So instead of of me having to wake up every morning, because he's signed to me, okay, here, here's the money for your video. Here's the money for this and that.
He got a set budget.

Speaker 1 Plus, he gets the advance from the label. So it's basically like you signed to me, but my admin is Warner Brothers.
Yeah, but where do they collect their advance on if you're not selling CDs?

Speaker 1 Like, nobody sells CDs anymore. I mean, so that, oh, so it's streaming.
So just, so it's different platforms. So Spotify, Apple Music.
Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Shit like that.

Speaker 1 YouTube, then you got different syncs. Then you got publishing.
Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You got mechanical royalties.
It's all different kind of royalties. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 So a publishing would be like, let's say if

Speaker 1 you start a TV show, you put on Netflix. Yeah.
And then like, you want to use my song at the beginning. So that'd be on the publishing side.
So I get a publishing check. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 I could be independent with my publishing or I can go get a deal with my publishing. So my artist, he right now, he's with Warner Brothers.
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 But we go get a publishing to check somewhere else, too. You know what I'm saying? So never, oh, yeah, another thing: never sign your pub with the rec label that you at.

Speaker 1 Always, you don't want to keep everything in one house because when shit come crashing down,

Speaker 1 it comes crashing down. You want to keep shit spread around and shit, have checks and balances on your shit.
Yeah, so you just when did you start? When did you start a label?

Speaker 1 Shit,

Speaker 1 I started a label in 2019. I had one artist, it was called Crane Clip Global.
I abandoned that one and I started Persona.

Speaker 1 I had a label for like four years, but I didn't sign my first artist, like legit, legit to it, until last year. Cartel Bo.
He going up everywhere. Took him in Rolling Live with me.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 He got songs. He got some of Boss Man D-Lo coming.
He got some shit with Big Ex to Plug. Like, he popping.
Check him out. That's awesome.
Hell yeah. Everybody think that he's Brian Pumper, though.

Speaker 1 They be calling him. He looks like Brian Pumper.
Shit, that's what they be saying. I didn't know what the fuck Brian Pumper was until I see him.
I'm like, oh no, y'all trippy.

Speaker 1 That's so. Brian Pumper might be the funniest dude.
Didn't somebody crack some eggs on his head and he just sat there? Something. Yeah, he like lost.
He was like just a big adult.

Speaker 1 He was like a male porn star. I know he was lost his fucking mind.
Yeah, triple. Yeah, he kind of lost it, but he is funny.
He makes really very his videos are funny as shit. Like comedy videos?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know if he's trying to be funny or what, but they're genuinely funny.

Speaker 1 He was, he got in trouble because he was, from what I heard, he, uh, you know, he's doing like, you know, professional porn.

Speaker 1 And then when you're doing that, you can't like fuck around on your own, apparently. Right.
Because you need to be tested, all that stuff. Right.

Speaker 1 And what they say he did, I I don't know if it's true or not, but they're saying that he was just like hawking people down on the subway.

Speaker 1 He would get he would just hawk ladies down in the subway and be like, I'll give you 500 bucks right now. We'll film a porn tape.

Speaker 1 And you know, he was getting people to do it, but he wasn't like testing them or anything. And then he'd go back to like a legit studio and they're like, bro, you can't be doing that here.

Speaker 1 So that's what they say. His uh dibbling and dabbling, don't know what's happening.
Exactly. Yeah, that shit crazy, man.

Speaker 1 Well, dude, thanks, man. I think we're, I think we're good, bro.
Thanks for coming and doing this. You already know, man.
Anytime. Bro, appreciate it, man.
Crush it.