Ep 544 - Autophagy (feat. Chris O'Connor)

The Wild Wild Wes. as hell.
We going? We rolling? Oh, my motherfucking God.

Christopher.

Wait, what's the turn?

Off of the wrong foot.

Huh?

Nah, he thinks I'm mad at him for sneakers on the beach.

Sneakers on the beach is weird.

Beezer's literally the only white guy I've ever seen.

I bet.

Unless you're a local.

Actually, my cousin Frank did it.

Yeah.

He wore sneakers on the beach. All of us has one video game cousin who played video games at the beach the whole time and then come down at like 5 p.m.
in sneakers and you're like, bro, what are you doing? You're not coming to the arcade with me, dude. That's the beast, dude.
Yeah, sneakers on the beach. Are you a sneakers on the beach guy? Yeah, a lot of, you know, because I...
That's so dumb. How many times do you unexpectedly go to the beach? When did you surprise go to the beach? It's not that I prefer it.
When did you surprise go to the beach? I feel like the last time I was at the Dainey Improv, I got surprised at the beach trip. I didn't really know how close it was going to be to the beach, and then I have sneakers on the beach.
Don't you take your shoes? I just got to get this in before you guys attack me. I'm not yelling.
You're yelling, dude. And then I don't have sandals.
I don't have sandals a lot. Yeah, but you take your shoes off, leave them at the top, and you roll your pant legs up, and you walk on your bare feet at the beach.
I mean, if I'm really missing the sand and it's a partly cloudy

day, I'll do it. But if it's

the sun's been baking and you get there kind of late

You got sand issues for the rest

of your life. No, no.
I walk

I have a special walk.

No, for real

if you're in hot sand, if you dig your feet

under the surface sand, you can get through.

When you go down to the beach in shoes, you have

you're literally crushing the vibe for every single person enjoying the big going, what the fuck is this guy doing here? It's so unwelcome. I'd try to make up for it with my other beach activities.
I get right into the surf. I throw a ball around.
I'll do frisbee. I'll do paddle ball.
You're good at the beach. Get me down to the sand that the water's hit on.
I feel like you're dying on this hill unnecessarily. You'll die on every single fucking hill.
Any hill. You name a hill.
I've seen him die on the sand hill before. This is the second sand-related hellish argument.
We can't talk sand, dude. We cannot talk sand.
A con man has an intense relationship with sand. I'm just saying, not everyone who wears sneakers on the beach is an asshole.
I'm not saying they're an asshole. I'm saying they're weird.
I'm saying sometimes. If they're what? Sometimes it's culturally acceptable to wear sneakers.
Black people don't like their bare feet on the ground. You have to respect that.
Oh, yeah, dude. So they don't like the sand between their toes?

Not really.

My wife doesn't like the sand.

It actually angered me the first time she told me.

She's like, yeah, I don't like how it gets all over me.

I was just like, what the fuck are you talking about?

Why are you ruining a good thing?

Yeah, why are you ruining the best?

I love the beach.

It's my favorite thing.

She's like, I just don't.

Sand makes me, it just feels gross on my feet.

And I'm like, what the fuck, dude?

It feels so good. Yeah, I take my kids away.'m like don't listen trust me yeah that's uh yeah that's that's something i've seen i mean it's literally goes back to the socks of the water park yeah that's why that's why they're there bro they're not it's not just it's not like a fashion statement it's like genuine phobia of just the ground yeah instilled Instilled with them by a paranoid black mother.

Sort of got it.

How do you fellas feel about this? You think it's because microbes?

Is it microbes getting in there?

You guys socks at the water park, guys?

You think it's, is it germs?

Yeah.

It's germs.

It's a germ-related thing?

A little bit.

Also, some water parks are just super shitty and dirty.

Like, I've never been a socks in the water park guy, but you ever see those, like, water

socks?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, they're made just for that? Aqua socks are pretty. Yeah's a pretty big honky...
Aqua socks are definitely the honks. That's kind of seal and honky swag.
That is, for sure. I don't think it's honky swag.
Aqua socks? I don't think so. My whole family did it.
Really? Yeah. I've only ever seen you guys in Jordan socks.
I believe you. I believe you, though.
Well, I'm sorry. Dude, I've only ever seen you guys in Jordan socks.

I believe you.

I believe you, though.

Well, I'm sorry.

Dude, I've only ever seen him in the longest tube socks ever.

For sure.

Half flapping off the foot.

Wife beater's on still.

Well, you got to keep the beater on.

No, you don't.

It becomes see-through.

It looks fucking crazy.

It does. It just sees your wet nipples through the fucking it's fucking weird.
I got no defense for it. It just feels right.
It's immediately see-through. So, yeah, I remember I met my waves in a wife beater's nuts.
Just popping it, just surfacing in a wave pool. Holy shit.
And the bottom gets all stretched out and baggy. You guys swim like it's the 1920s.
Everyone's in full suits. Dude, I just...
I was figuring out that yesterday. It's not...
It's crazy that white people made black people not be able to swim and then you guys make fun of us for it. We did not make it so you can't.
You guys are blaming us for that, too? You guys literally poured acid in the pool, dude. When did that happen? In the Jim Crow.
Bro, one or two things happened. That's like saying you guys make it so we can't go to gas stations.
We still go. It's just a risk.
Why would we acid our own pools? There was a couple times People were tossing it in Some acid? Yeah, black people got the pool And they're like I don't know It's the whites only pool Yeah, but that's not That wasn't like A fucking common occurrence Yeah, there's lakes and shit, dude Like We don't just swim in pools, dude That's a fair point, though But again, like, I don't know. I can't believe you tried to put not being able to swim on us.
Yeah. Although you could.
You could. You could with being forced into a city without pools.
That's the one way you could do it. I'll take it.
That actually. I mean, you could if you wanted to find the root of all your problems with white people.
You could. There is an argument.
But swimming, come on, man. Yeah.
Still take the ferry. Ferry's not that expensive.
Take the ferry? Yeah. To what? Like in New York, you take the subway.
You take the subway all the way to Coney Island. Oh, you're saying to the beach.
I was just talking like pools. Oh, yeah, yeah.
That's tough. I thought you were saying instead of black people swimming, they could take ferries.
I was like, well, yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, of course.
I'm sure they've adopted the technology. No, they can travel.
It's pretty close to get the breeze in your hair. There's probably some sand on there.
Well, goddamn, I don't want to tread into kind of divisive racial stuff. Matt, why don't you tell us what's going on with you? Dude, you got to be talking about fasting.
You can't wait to talk about it. First of all, before I get to my 60...
Relative... About 64 hour fast.
It's the cat who swallowed the canary. He's ready to talk.
Speaking of... Well, speaking of semi-related to cats, did you...
I just found this out today. Do you know rats can't fart? No, I never would have.
Rats cannot fart. We had an exterminator come to our house today.
Just routine treatment. And I told him about the cotton rats that invaded my garden.
And he was like, oh, man, that sucks. And he came back with a bag of, it was like baking soda, apparently.
And it's like an attractant, some other kind of food. And he was like, dude, put this in the back thing of the garden.
He's like, it's non-toxic. It's kind of like a million dollar idea.
I feel like the guy should patent it. I don't know if other people do this, but it's rat poison.
But instead of being an actually poisonous substance, it's baking soda. But it takes advantage of the fact that rats can't fart.
So they eat baking soda. They just get filled with gas.
And since they can't fart, they explode. Like literally like a pigeon.
Like a seagull. But that's Alka-Seltzer.
But yeah, rats can't. And then he's like, the only thing is you might catch a rat with its side blown out running across your grass.
Oh, man. Oh, my God.
I would have never guessed that. Me either.
You'd think they'd be able to. You think they'd fart the most? Yeah.
So if you can poop, you can fart. But that's what you think, right? They can only shit, dude.
They can only shit. Farts are just an air poop.
They're probably peeing while they're pooping. You Google it after the guy said anything? I didn't even Google it.
Dude, he's a fucking expert.

I believe it.

It's what the man does.

Chris bought me with the, if you can poop, you can fart idea.

You can't.

That's the thing.

That's like an opposable thumb.

It's really just.

Rats cannot fart.

Yes, rats can fart.

What?

Fuck AI, dude.

That sounds like it's.

If you can pass a turd, you can pass a fart year ago rats can fart mice don't fart okay so maybe he's thinking what i showed him is actually technically a mouse why that's tricky dude why can't they actually you know so yes yes rats can pass gas. fact rats produce the most intestinal gas when fed dried skim milk what it's a milk going out there let the boys turn your garden into a fucking fart there here's the thing this is the the cotton rat looks more like a mouse than anything else so maybe he like id'd the species i gave him and was going oh that's like more of it that's technically a mouse they refer to colloquially.
Yeah, that looks like a mouse to me. Cotton rat, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Nice coat on it. He's got a nice coat on it.
I can see maybe the baking soda expands quickly in the stomach or something and blows him up. Yeah, okay.
So we, you know, since he gets to the fart part. I'm sorry to spread misinfo.
Rats can fart, mice cannot. I believed you until Chris with the poop but then still mice poop so exactly mice poop too so mice so mice can a rat a rat evolved from the mouse and they were they literally were like that was time to fart yes i'm fart sick of blowing the fuck up all the time out of nowhere thinking i'm just eating something but yeah dude and that way if your dog my dog already got into rat poison, so that way if my dog ate that baking soda mixture, he's going to fart it out.
He's got a farting dog. It was Jackson already.
He was a farting dog. He's already heavily farting.
How much worse could it get? Exactly. So yeah, I thought that was interesting.
That's extremely interesting. So there we go.
Mice can't fart. Rats can.
It's crazy. Is there a reason why? Is there anything about why they can't fart? How could you not be able to fart? Probably because of their teeny tiny buttholes.
Right? I don't know. Yeah.
Who knows? A rat has just a big enough butthole to blow out a fart. How come mice can't fart? Yeah, sure.
But you'd think even just a mouse-sized poop of a fart could get out there. It's just got to be the way their bodies just can't.
Mice can fart. What? M't yeah we got to get a misconception that mice can't fart likely stems from the idea is that they can't burp or vomit to release gas which is true this is also ai ai is who knows could be wrong but i'll let you know if any of them explode so maybe they can find any other it says like any can pesky.
I think every mammal can farm. I can't believe they can't puke.
How could you not puke? I feel like that's one of the most important things anything can do. Stomach's just backwards.
I don't know. Yeah.
I have no idea. But it's like if it goes in, the body's got to be able to like, we can't process this.
It's got to come out. out yeah it's actually a really terrible way to kill the guys apparently it just is extremely painful for the boys and i know it's painful seeing all your arugula just go up one day after you fucking that hurts i'm in an age-old battle dude farmer versus vermin i don't want to hear that shit they're looking at on stabbing with a pitchfork.
I forgot. I forgot.
You've had a lifetime of torturing these fuckers. This is nothing to you.
I used to go out with my dad and blow up the voles. Smoke, put the smoke bomb.
It'd be three holes, smoke bombs in two and he would stand by the other hole and the nine millimeter just fucking sock these things. Oh my God.
Yeah, I watched my dad shoot a duck one time. I saw his eyeball go flying.
Oh no, not a duck. Yeah, bro, he capped the duck.
What was the duck? I don't know, man. Oh, it was a fox fucked it up, and he was putting it out.
It was a mercy kill. Good.
He had a straight up cap the duck the one time. Yeah, bro, people were getting fucking plugged up, dude.
Yeah, I've seen a lot of murder, man. A lot of animal murder I've seen a lot of Yeah, interspecies murder One time he squished him This actually stuck with me We were in a barn And like a mouse ran into the corner of the barn And he just like took a work boot And just squished it And I was like, oh I was like a little kid I was like, damn, that's so fucked up.
I could see myself getting to that zone real quick.

On a farm.

On a farm.

Dude.

My whole crap.

Carrots.

Arugula.

Spinach.

And I don't know what the other one was.

Maybe leeks.

Just decimated all of them.

Like two days.

Yeah.

I mean, imagine if you came out and the mouse was like fucking with your Xbox all the time.

You'd smush it with the food.

Every morning, half your Xbox was eaten. And you kept having to plant your controller yeah you'd have to kill him yeah man it'd be sad but you'd be there you'd have to bro you know fuck what's my family gonna do if the shit hits the fan i'm gonna need half a pound of arugula yeah i want to do potatoes.
I was going to do the carrots to kind of test the soil and then hit it with potatoes.

I want to do potatoes and garlic, something I use a lot.

You got to get some tomatoes going, too.

I don't really fuck with tomatoes, bro.

Oh, they're so good.

Dude, I don't know what it is.

I'll eat salsa.

I like that.

I'll eat tomato sauce.

Give me a raw tomato.

Fresh tomatoes are so good.

I've tried them so many times.

They make me just want to throw up every time I try to bite a fresh tomato. I know a lot of people like them.
Yeah. What about the little ones? Cherry tomatoes? Don't like them either.
I hate tomatoes. I can't stand it.
My kids don't like eating them either. And I'm always like, yeah, you guys are fucking right.
Those things suck. Fuck those tomatoes.
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Stream Paul American Thursdays exclusively on Max. Even if I get a tomato chunk in my spaghetti sauce, I'll like really take when I was a kid.

For sure.

When I was a kid,

I did not like tomatoes.

Yeah,

bro.

She made chili recently and she used like,

it's,

I'm such a psycho about it.

If she makes spaghetti,

I make her blend the sauce.

So there's no tomato chunks.

Yeah.

I get so skeeved out about mushrooms.

I don't like,

I don't like mushrooms.

I,

I will eat there.

I'll,

I've cooked lion's mane mushrooms.

I like them,

but if much like button mushrooms come in my dish, I send it i don't like like regular mushrooms lion's mane mushrooms by themselves if you fry them up are actually pretty good but other than that i don't really fuck with that actually i had a little incident in a restaurant recently i had to be like bro uh not for me get these motherfucking it was mushrooms did you put them to the side or did you send the whole thing back i explicitly if i don't know there's mushrooms i order them i'll pick them out myself but i explicitly was like no mushrooms and they came out with the mush and i was like bro just try to dose me get these things yeah man what y'all fools up to i'm just thinking about your fast oh dude i'd like to hear about it yeah just literally i would so i was telling you man i think it's autophagy or autophagy. I don't know how you say it.
If you don't eat for 24 hours, your body. First of all, you go into ketosis.
So you're burning fat cells, you know, all that stuff. But after like, I think, 24 hours of not eating any, you can't have anything.
Yeah. Your body goes into autophagy.
So you start eating. Your body starts like finding like old cells or any like fucked up cells.
I think even cancer cells and it just munches them. It starts just cleaning house of like anything in your body.
That's just time to go. And I did like 60, I think I did about like 60 hours of like a no food at all.
Just water and coffee. Dude, it's, I'm going to try to start doing it every Sunday, just 24 hours, eat five, 6 PM on Saturday, do, you know, doing standup and then wake up that morning, just black coffee.
And all you gotta do is make it to dinner time. It's not that hard to do 24 hours.
It's getting awfully close to Judaism. Bro.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the fuck? I just don't want, here's the thing, Chris.
I don't want to get old and have have my kids be like you didn't do everything you could yeah make it in the entertainment business why don't you become true dad what the fuck you're a christian like a dumbass but i gotta do it on my terms slowly back in your way.

Or, I mean, it's kind of Muslim too, man,

to not eat until sundown.

Yeah.

You should just hit Ramadan.

That's what I'm saying.

I actually might do a Ramadan.

A fork in the road.

Ooh, that'd be nice, man.

See how it goes.

I might.

Actually, I've actually was always,

when I went to,

remember the Green Eggs Cafe in Philadelphia?

Yeah.

Come Ramadan. That was like a kind of like gentrified, like hipster breakfast place that got just like swarmed with black Muslims.
Yeah. The black Muslims found out about it.
Every Ramadan would come in their gear and just shut it the fuck down. I was always like so jealous they had that.
Like not the breakfast place, but they had Ramadan. Yeah.
I was like, dude, I want that. to be taking me aside is there no water though too during the day i don't know there's no way dude in muslim countries they do no water i swear that's cat that's turbid that's turbid i think you're not allowed to eat or drink while the sun's up really i know they wake up early in the morning they wake up before the sun comes up yeah and then you eat a big breakfast yeah but then yeah you're not allowed to drink during the day i didn't know that i mean unless you're sick or fucking traveling yeah yeah oh shit i didn't know that yeah so the no water would really suck ass yeah it's also you can do like a no water fast too and like dry fasting that fucks you up i've done 24 hours no water whatsoever and it's like it's fun it's kind of i don't really recommend yeah why'd you do that i don't know say it's like a similar thing it's like good for you just to dry out for a second you do get kind of like cut too if you go no water for 24 hours you're this is ripped as you can possibly get in that time frame but dude i did 60 hours of fasting i had a good like three days or so in autophagy so i'm like feeling pretty good your mind you get like you do get like mental benefits yeah like you're just calm you are like you're a little tense from not eating like because it makes your body produce cortisol but like dude say like just say you're like you're in the kitchen with your wife first thing in the morning you don't really love her attitude or whatever yeah she'll start and like you're just like you're it's like irritating she's talking to you and you're going autophagy's in complete control normally the cells that would make me yell right now i've been consumed by autophagy but there's something it does something to your mind and you're you're kind of able to like just kind of like bigger fish to fry.
You're hungry. It's true.

You're like, how could you possibly be making a thing about this?

Like I haven't eaten two days.

I support you doing your juice fast.

Can you imagine if a woman did this?

I was trying to, I was trying to talk to her about it.

They can't do it.

They will kill you.

They would for real.

Hour two.

I know.

We don't have anything to eat in the house because of you, you motherfucker.

Oh, that shit I bought. Yeah, you're right.
My bad for eating that. Oh, that shit you were going to leave in the fridge? You mean my stuff? Yeah.
You mean my thing that is mine? That meal you would have left in the fridge for seven days and thrown it out. Yeah, I'm sorry I ate that, man.
My bad. On day five.
And it sounds like you didn't waver. I would have wavered.
I would have wavered pretty quick. Dude, I was making breakfast for the family in the morning.
So I was like two days in, 48 hours in just Friday. When you were making breakfast, you kind of like, God damn, I'm in complete control.
Yes. Yeah.
I made pancakes one time and that like really fucked me up. Oh, fuck you.
You just want a bite, dude. You're allowed to have a bite.
You know me. You're allowed to have a bite.
I just want a bite, dude. I got to test them and see if my if my recipe's still hitting a little bit of the batter gets on your finger that doesn't count yes it does it doesn't count you won't be an autophagy but you could still be a full you can have seven pancakes it doesn't count you can have 18 pancakes autophagy keto and then you know you get back down to it but dude i it was sick man i'm gonna Did you jack off? Did off yeah during the fast i got car jacking off um did this lead to the hunger strike no no no i got caught like eight hours into the fast jacking off in the shower oh no you can't be you can't be hungry i spun it though yeah i was like dude i was just trying to be polite i don't want to bother you i spun it into some azz spun oh nice wizardry yeah yeah just trying to be polite didn't want to bother you know how to eat the pussy didn't you're fast you know i'm a muslim brother no nah yeah it was it was we were getting around that time and you know that my muslim brothers back in the day would have put her in her separate quarters too yeah so she was she was nearing that crucial time it's crazy women spend half of their life pre-menopause or their period half their life they're rocked from a period yeah two weeks out of the month bro it's crazy what are we doing with science dude i don't know i think they have figured out a way to birth control but that makes them weirder in another way yeah yeah makes them pick your person they're kind of fucked dude yeah like i'm that book i'm reading about the girls disappearing and the men disappearing from the girls it makes you like it it is a thing like dude it'd be so sad if all the girls disappeared that's the whole point it's like it'd be so sad even though like they're on some bullshit a lot of the time yeah think about like year year two they do come out with the sex robots in the book it's really funny you too come on there yeah they'd be the sex robots came out pretty quickly you can pull you can plug this is written like yeah that would be plug them into the wall, keep them hot.
But then there was the boy. If all the women disappeared, there would be, yeah, that Kennedy speech.
What? Why choose to go to the moon? Why choose this as I'll go? It would be, oh, yeah. The speed at which sex robots would be up to speed is unbelievable.
Yeah, we'd be like, Elon, stop with all the fucking spaceships and shit. He needs to stop anyway, dude.
True. I'm fed up.
I'm sick of it, dude. King nerd, king autist.
Although Kanye's claiming autism too now. It's kind of the power move.
If you're a billionaire, be like, oh, by the way, I'm autistic. So if I do like not some shit, I'm going to fall.
Kanye claimed autism when he first got in trouble. Did he? He was a Jewish doctor.
There was a clip during that time. He's wearing like a ski mask and a bubble vest just like, I don't know, I might be autistic.
He's like, yeah, bro. Or he got dinged up in that car accident.
His head. Yeah, true.
I think it's his head from the car accident. That's fair.
That's a good point. He kind of got a little rowdy ever since then.
That makes sense. But that was right when he got famous too.
Yeah, it's hard to say. But it is a nice move.
Fame in a wild traumatic brain injury, that'll lead you to Hitler. True.
Eventually you go, fucking Hitler is cool. Surely the forbidden proof.
Bryce Mitchell. Yeah, I saw Bryce Mitchell.
Bryce came out, yeah. It's so funny for Dana White.
That was upsetting. It's embarrassing how, yeah.
Yeah, that was an embarrassing moment. It's so funny for Dana White having to corral a bunch of UFC fighters, press releases.
It's so funny. Dana, what do you think about the guy who thinks Hitler's cool? He's got to be like, which one are you talking about? Yeah.
I have 10 of those guys fighting each other. Yeah, there's a lot of them yeah i saw it was great he was like he's the dumbest guy i've ever talked to it's actually a nice fucking that's a good thing to have your boss go out and be like look he's a fucking moron i'm not gonna fire him he's a dumbass yeah he cares i mean he's a classic he's a classic.
He watched it and was like, oh, my God, I'm the carrier of the truth. I must.
Yeah. I mean, that clip started with these, because I've done my own research, not what the government indoctrinated me with.
It just happened to Dan Blazerian, didn't it? Blazerian's been on it. He's been on that? Israel-Palestine kicked it off.
Okay. He's been real.
Israel-Palestine took a nasty little turn for me last night. What happened? I was watching the live.
I watched the Netanyahu-Trump press conference live. Yeah.
You better get your boy in check, dude. What happened? Well, first of all, who's my boy? You say Netanyahu, I'm going to flip the table.
No, no, no. Starting to fast on Sundays.
That's it. I've had enough.
We're talking about your homeland. Fast is all.
We're talking about your homeland. Fair.
That's fair. That's fair.
That is my leader, Netanyahu. We'll like it or not.
No. Your boy Donnie T got a little.
He said we're going to just take over Gaza. Yeah.
He was like, America is just going to take over Gaza,

and we're going to make it really nice.

We're going to make it the Riviera of the Mediterranean.

Oh, yeah.

I saw something on X.

Well, I guess the Riviera is on the Mediterranean.

I saw the X.

I know what you mean, though.

I saw the X about that.

No, I watched him say it.

Really?

Yeah.

He was like, we're just going to take over Gaza.

And it's going to be nice.

And they're like, what about all the people there?

He's like, they're not going to be there.

We're going to make them go to Jordan and Egypt,

and then they can come back. It'll be nice.
It's like. Hold up.
What if it does kind of rule when they come back? Like you come back. I had a long thought of it.
Just a Gravitron on the beach. Yeah.
You're going to go. It is better.
A couple slingshots. Standing there doing some soul searching.
Maybe it was us. A fucking pirate ship going like this.

And mini golf.

I agree.

But.

No, that's pretty gassy.

People with their socks.

What the fuck is he talking about?

No water socks.

No.

This is American territory now.

Damn.

Also, too, it's Ramadan.

You're on the water slide.

You got to keep your lips percy.

I think they swim in full fucking white pajamas.

I think so.

Yeah.

I think so. Yeah, that's pretty wicked.
pretty wicked yeah it's crazy to kick them off and then uh you know because then it's like you get down like well who's he started it it's like well you know let's just assume you guys both committed sins being like yo we're gonna make it's funny to be like we're gonna you know essentially genocide and war and then be like but it's gonna be so sick when we're done it's gonna be so cool it's like he was he did he just has the most basic ideas that technically he's like we can't go back to what we're doing because it's not gonna work if we just go with the two-state solution right now it's gonna be a war again yeah and then i mean i don't know one cool but it was it was bad yeah i wish he didn't say that yep he's always been down trump's been down with israel since day one there's no yeah so fooling i don't think there's a politician in america that's not yeah yeah other than yeah bernie it's bernie now bernie's obviously swag bernie's obviously he's conflicted yeah there's Omar

Omar Bernie? No, Bernie's obviously a swag. Bernie's obviously a swag.
He's conflicted. Yeah, there's Omar, whatever the lady's name is.
The squad's anti. Yeah, Casio.
But yeah, I don't know, man. I mean, here's the thing.
They have been fighting each other forever. It is none of my business.
That's truly none of my business. That is my opinion.
Let's stay out of this. None of my business.
I'll never go there to either place. So, you know.
You don't know that yet. I know.
If Trump turns that thing around. Yeah.
True. Oh, like a Dubai cruise.
You can go to Dubai and then there. Damn, I can get my Instagram like fucking turban chic shot.
It is now now this is all making sense this is a really small area and it could get it done yeah but you know it would where are they gonna go though you have to displace two million people where are they going didn't they already like bomb that whole area though they killed a lot yeah the whole thing it would be nuts if all the tunnels turned into like cool donkey. Donkey Kong roller coasters? Shit.

Mine cart roller coasters? Yeah.

Subterranean log flume.

So you're like you're seeing a light like,

help.

You might hit some Jewish tunnels as well.

True. What if they ever bump into each other underground? Probably.

These are our tunnels. What's your little baking soda down there? Chris! Yo, Chris! I knew you were right wing when you grew that goatee, dude.
I knew you were right wing. I'm sorry.
I knew you were right wing. I'm sorry.
Yo. That's funny.
No, that's hilarious. I didn't.
Yeah, you did. It wasn't clear, to be fair.
I don't look up and think and fart. I don't know.
Jews can fart. Jews can hit you with.
I will say it's not a good... If you're part of a group that has to travel secretly underground, it's not a good look.
No matter how you slice it. Cartels, super Jews, and Muslims.
Sometimes there's cool ones. You got French resistance, occupied Germany.
No, you I mean? But for the most part, yeah. All I'm saying is it means you got a lot of drama going on.
There's a lot of drama on the surface. You don't want that shit.
If your drama's so intense that you can't be on the surface of the earth, you're fucking... You're in trouble.
Yeah, if the surface is too hot, you're going to have to go underground for a few years.'s truly that much smoke it sucks dude the ops are everywhere yeah true did Trump talk about how oppie it was over there he said it's been real oppie outside he said he checked the weather it's getting real oppie outside in Gaza yeah I mean dude my thing is like I get it it's not right they went through and like like you know they got attacked that sucks i'd be pissed if i was in israel but fuck you they attacked me yeah someone tried to do like the take away the terrorist hunting permits after 9-11 you'd be like get the fuck get fucked yeah so i get that but it's like yeah once you run up the score so hard it's like i mean we kind of did it we did this yeah i'm saying i don't was as concentrated. I don't know.
It wasn't there. Yeah, I don't think we're bombing civilians at such a high rate.
Yeah, true. Well, yeah, hopefully we're at least trying not to do that.
Yeah, dude. They say they're not.
I just hope they stop it, dude. I hope the fucking resort.
It's crazy to come out with it and be like, the resort's going to be so fucking sick. I know.
He was like't want to be i don't want to say the wrong thing but it's gonna be so nice did he he was like of course the people but also it's gonna be so nice dude i watched the whole thing he's nuts i mean it's fun to watch if he's not talking about genocide kind of a genocide yeah if he's not talking about ethnic cleansing it's really fun yeah i mean he might just be the ultimate optimist he's being really optimistic about it really rose-tinted glass being like look guys i know this is sad you know you've seen the footage but yeah what was the plan for getting him out by boat he wouldn't really answer yeah he's because jordan and egypt both said they wouldn't take palestinians and he was like i bet they will so that was his answer for that i mean that's a fair point yeah yeah yeah but dude they're gonna attack the park they're gonna attack the park if you build if you build a sick fucking park they're gonna attack the cool park yeah tax again the park's getting fucked up. I would not.
I'm not going to the Six Flags in Gaza. No.

Getting in Gaza. No.
Getting attacked while you're on a roller coaster? Not for me. Dude, you're just cooling in a lazy river? Peeing in a lazy river, dude? Just drunk, peeing in a lazy river? Yeah.
No. Not happening.
We'll see. Maybe they're thinking about it in 50 years or so.
Yeah, it would take at least. Yeah, it would take forever.
Yeah. I will say occupying a six flag with your boys would be sick.
Taking it over? Yeah, there's footage of that. When the Taliban came back, they got a hold of some.
Remember that? They were riding duck boats in ponds and shit. They were dancing.
Yeah. It did look like a good time.
AK-47s and duck boats. They were like those little paddle.
Yeah, teacups. They were having a good time.
We've left an amusement vacuum in the Middle East. It's our vacuum.
Somebody awful is going to get on this ride. The games are frankly impossible, and I think they're rigged rigged Yeah but he was talking about sending our Our boys over there Can't do it What are we talking about The whole point of electing him was to not send our guys overseas I know Day fucking 20 He's supposed to be peacemaker dude I.
I know. I know Mexico now sending people to the border to like,

yeah,

secure it.

Yeah.

I mean, he's a peacemaker,

but his heart,

he's a real estate developer,

you know,

you got it.

That's that was a good piece of property.

That was a take.

I heard it's for real.

What he's talking about.

It's the best piece of property in the world.

All the mistakes he made in Atlantic City will be und be undone in the gaza strip i mean he couldn't for real there is that's the other part like i was like i was watching it and i was like no yeah don't say that you fucking idiot and then i went and floated in my pool i was like damn if he fucking gets peace in the middle east and a sick ass fucking like a sand a sandal And a thing that America owned Like he was like we're not going to give it up It would just be a territory or something Hear me out hold on Now if America steps in and goes It's neither of yours alright Well no that's for real what the plan is But seeing Netanyahu sitting Right next to him like yeah that's a bad sign it's definitely yours yeah yeah it's definitely not just holding like a sex tape behind his back yeah it's yours here's a video of you and a child uh we got an epstein's house are you sure that's yours and we're gonna lease that off you for a very reasonable rate yeah dude dude i give me the panama canal though give it back yeah that's ours gibbs did you ever get into i could be wrong about this but did you know like the panama canal like apparently there was like people were just like machine gunned off of that land before that became a thing that makes sense i've heard that was like a ruthless one we built it? Yeah. I think the Panamanians went in there and got a little rowdy on them.
Yeah, I think so. And they were like, thanks, fellas.
Thanks, guys. Now our ships can go this way.
Yeah. Pretty ruthless.
Yeah. You get 1% of every ship that can make a pass.
Thanks for committing an atrocity on our behalf. It needed to be done, though.
Could be wrong about that, but I've heard. I think Spud told me.
Spud was like, the Panama Canal was bloody. Yeah.
And how many people died making it? Didn't everyone die? Yeah, they were all getting sick. I think there was a lot of malaria kind of stuff going on.
I know they had to send a guy down to be like, all right, we're not doing anything until we get some tents with mosquito nets going.

Eesh.

How many?

25 to 30,000.

Died making the canal?

Yeah.

Were they mostly Panamanian?

Were they Panamaniacs?

But what was the average savings on transporting goods?

Oh, yeah, Chris, now we're talking money over human life, and I love it.

You know?

It's the nice idea to be like, oh, we should give it to Panama. It's in their land or whatever.
China just immediately took it over. As soon as we were like Panama, you can have it contracts straight to China.
What? Yeah, bro. That's some bullshit.
Take that back. Give it back.
We built it. Yeah.
It's the Gulf of America and the american canal gulf of america which didn't sound as embarrassing until he was like gaza czars too you go god damn it dude i thought you were just being funny apparently they really changed it is the gulf of america yeah i mean i guess that's just our maps google maps has to do it google google's gonna do it Yeah true It makes literally no difference at all Yeah that's right Yeah do you have to file like a formal Is there like a document I think he just signed Probably on the desk where you Yeah That's so fucking funny Next Didn't he sign like bills in an arena I heard he did a thing in an arena Where he signed bills in an arena, which is so fucking funny, dude. The marker comes down from the ceiling.
Like a boxing announcer. Yeah.
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Oh, yeah. The helicopter pilot.
Yeah, dude. That was pretty well.
Dude, I was like talking about this yesterday so there was like drum side was like well you guys did all this dei bullshit that's why we have a helicopter crash into the plane and they were like well trump allegedly they're saying he dis uh disbanded the head of the faa and then like that's why things are crashing but i'm like bro you're telling me the guy there's a multi-thousand person organization that if you remove the president planes start crashing like how the fuck does that yeah that's not it makes no sense no it definitely doesn't make sense yeah it's like they're like well he he did that and it fucked everything up it's like bro please that footage is weird too bro it's weird footage and that and they they were talking to him right then they try to go try to go? I heard it went quiet for a while.

Yeah.

The helicopter was quiet.

I heard.

I don't know if this is true.

Someone told me the helicopter was black ops.

Like, not, like, trying to hit the plane.

That's what I'm saying.

That was, like, part of a black op operation.

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It's a black helicopter.

It checks out.

I don't know.

Why would it be black ops?

I don't know.

There was, like, running a drill of, like, how, like, transport people. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like yeah yeah like it was part of like a thing that wasn't like tapped in with the faa yeah that makes sense they were talking to him though i yeah listen to the audio on jones and what was it they're like yo what are you doing they're just kind of like hey yeah what are you doing like four minutes before they hit they were like hey you're what are you doing what are you doing yeah they're like the right of way. You got to chill.
How the fuck did that happen? The plane crashed in Philly. That was crazy, dude.
I had to fly that weekend. I was shitting myself.
Yeah, I had to fly the next day. I had to fly the next day.
We were on a plane just going. If it goes down like that, though, those people didn't feel a fucking thing.
That was a missile. They passed out in the sky, for sure.
That thing was going fucking nine million miles an hour. I actually saw a video of one of the guys walking out of the fire.
Oh, yeah, I saw that. Who? One of the guys from the crash.
Philly just got crashed. No, he didn't survive the crash.
That was somebody who got hit. He got crashed on.
Yeah, he got hit with the debris. If that guy survived that plane crash and walked out, that's a superhero, dude.
Beast. You saw a superhero.
Did you see how fast that thing went? Yeah, that was a bomb. It blew up in the air.
It was going too fast. We finally found Unbreakable.
I mean, no, everyone was way dead on that plane. The fucking explosion was crazy.
Yeah, all that in one week was like, what the fuck? Yeah, it was scary getting on a plane. And it's crazy to be at, dude.
That's what I took to the bottle on the flight back. I bet.
And it was a bad Monday. Really? Great Sunday on the flight back.
At least you didn't crash. True.
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You just manifested a safe landing. Yeah.
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I was just like, bro, please, for the love of God. Yeah.
Feel a little turbulence. Yep.
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We saw some eagles. That was nice.
We took a bus from Seattle to Vancouver. We drove there.
Or Vancouver to Seattle. Saw like 10 bald eagles.
Like an actual flock of bald eagles. Yeah, it was awesome.
Fucking sick. I told my lady about it and she was like oh is this like when you saw the drone i was like oh you saw the drone with me are you telling me you were lying whoa that's crazy yeah you saw the drone i saw the drone the drone was there it was a real drone yeah yeah i even called chris a week later to go did you actually think it was a drone or were you just being nice to me when i said it was a drone he's like what the fuck are you talking about i was like all right just making sure you weren't just being nice because i've been running my mouth about this drone i've been sitting out in that fucking pool every night dude it was not that far if it was a jet it would be like it was the water would be moving yeah it was low that is my that is my dad's main affliction though it's like think he's seeing birds of prey.
I mean, that's a hawk right up there. It's just a fucking transmitter on a power line.
No, these were very clearly bald eagles. Thank God there were tons of witnesses.
But you're going to watch as an old white guy. You'll start hallucinating birds of prey.
It happens to my dad all the time. It's so funny.
That's a cooper-tail hawk right there. It's a piece of metal metal on top of power line, dude.
It's not a fucking hawk. It's a crow.
It's a crow. It's black.
I will say turkey buzzards will get you. Yeah.
There's some hawks, turkey buzzards. I can spot a turkey buzzard.
Yeah. I can get those guys.
I'd like to think I'd be going. I'd get tricked by the turkey buzzards all the time.
Turkey vultures have those little tiny heads. It's pretty easy.
Big as hell, though. When they land, you get close to them, they're enormous.
They're bigger than hawks. They're too big.
Way bigger. I'm good with hawks.
How exciting is it, though, when you really see one? They were in my backyard every day in Westchester. So sick.
There's like four of them that were in these trees right behind me. There was a big-ass owl.
What? That would hoot at night.

Did you get a full shot of the wingspan?

No, it was kind of unnerving.

Dude, when I first moved here in Austin,

I weirdly, like my second week,

I was just taking a walk at nighttime,

and I saw this giant bird on this little fence,

and I'm like, what the fuck is that?

Dude, it was an owl.

Spread its wings.

It was like four feet from me.

I watched the full wingspan and it flew away, and I was like, I haven't seen it since. That's awesome.
It was so fucking sick. It was good luck.
It was. Do you ever see that thing where they record the audio of birds flying? No.
Just like across a room? Yeah. And you can hear them all, and then the owl flies and it's just a whisper.
Yeah, you can't hear its wings. Really? Yeah, it's pretty sick.
There's an animal that lives on this roof that occasionally just sprint. It sounds like it has two legs.
It sounds like a guy sprints across the fucking ceiling. It's a raccoon, probably.
It is huge. Dude, I had a raccoon on my roof.
It sounds like... He sounds like a person on your roof, dude.
And then it'll just stand still for three days. And then three days...
You've heard this fucking thing. Just sprints across the roof.
At nighttime or during the daytime or nighttime? All time. Anytime, bro.
Okay. He's got no clock.
Because I had a raccoon on my roof, and that thing is nighttime. You'd think it would just be at nighttime.
It would get active at nighttime. And I genuinely thought there was a human being on my roof, and I put my head out the window and try to find it.
I'd like to be able to see up there. I want to see that guy.
I might need to get a drone. His days are numbered.
There's no way he can do the summer on the roof. He's sprinting up there.
I think he just goes in that tree. It kind of touches the roof.
True. Just kind of.
He comes up here. He cools out up there.
Yeah. Damn.
You've heard them sprint. He's fucking huge.
He's going to. I'm going to.
Legs going to come through the ceiling through the ceiling while he's going to be wearing shoes. Start giving him food and stuff.
I'll toss some dogs up there. Toss some hot dogs.
Toss some dogs, dude. See how many animals I can get living up there.
Just keep throwing food up there. I told you, I put that compost out too early without breaking it down enough, and I literally brought a world of rats and then stray cats into my garden.
was fucking kind of sick true you gotta get a cat i dude i have a i have one that just walks around i have a black cat and it comes in my backyard fuck that just hunts they can't catch my dogs can't catch it totally no she cannot catch that cat can jump onto the fence it's like not even close but yeah i have that cat hunts mice. Dude, we had something that was killing animals around this house.

We would hear it all the time.

Remember that?

Like in the middle of the night, you just hear like, ah, ah, ah.

That's raccoons.

That's definitely raccoons.

I thought it was possums.

Raccoons have screaming matches at night.

Do they really?

Yeah.

I remember in Philly, when I was living in West Philly, they would scream at each other on rooftops, brawl, scream. What? They were hooting and hollering.
Yeah. We identified.
I was just looking for a scout. We got eyes.
Coons? I'll just brush them off and pour through the broom. This is Forrest Gump.
That's not me. That's dumb, actually.
That's not me. House Hanks good.
He's doing good, dude. Good.
Sick, he's been cleared of being a pedophile. People are calling him a pedophile for a while not he's not did i get caught off in the craze perhaps i might have got caught in that craze turns out tom thanks not a pedophile we're going not a pedophile turns out Oprah, perhaps not a pedophile either We'll see Yeah, true They're still in the film room on Big Mike right now They're still analyzed Going to New York They're going to the headquarters Candace Owens just put out a for real documentary Or maybe produced it, I don't know I just saw something she was attached to Of Macron's wife Being like this is a dude That one actually could be Yeah I know but it's fucking Either way How much older wasn't it like his teacher Yeah She had time She had a lot of time You ever take a look at Macron's wife Not a good one When I learned she was older I kind of like researched her briefly but then a lot of time.
She had time to fucking do what she needed to do. You ever take a look at McCrone's wife?

Not a good one.

When I learned she was older, I kind of researched her briefly,

but then a guy fell into one of Candace Owens' videos.

They hooked her up with a good picture. Candace Owens is pushing hard that McCrone's wife is indeed a guy.

We all have fun with Big Mike, obviously.

I could see Candace also being on the list.

She's gone down a couple rabbit holes pretty hard. Never mind.
McCrum's wife. What do you think? Careful.
Time will tell. No.
Well, we'll see. If I got tricked here, it could happen to anybody.
I mean, if the president of France got tricked. For a geese.
For a geese. Let me see.
If the president of France. Actually, I have my phone right here.
Huh? What the fuck are you trying to say? I'm with Gardini. I think Candace Owens has some secrets.
I think Macron's wife looks like Candace Owens. Let me see this, bro.
Yo, what if Macron's wife was Candace Owens? Macron's wife is 71. Whoa.
Yeah. Wait, how old is he? 50? Oh, shit.
47. Yeah, she's way older than him, dude.
She was his fucking, like, teacher when he was real young. He was, like, 12.
Very French. Very French.
Petite mama. She was 39.
He was 15. Whoa.
I mean, yeah. True.
Kind of sick. I mean, to keep the thing going, kind of weird.
In school in school sick although if you're just tapping into that like magical moment yeah man i mean dude look at look look again this is not my business either if the guy's wife is a dude that's their business and if not that's a vicious rumor that needs to be stopped what if what if's a dude, but he just doesn't know? Yeah. Just 40 years of, I don't feel like it tonight.
Yeah, yeah. What the hell? Also very French.
Although the fact that the teacher, you know, was romantic towards him, doesn't that kind of throw a monkey wrench into the story? You know what I, like in the 70s or tell me in the 70s or whenever that was, there was a trans teacher

in France that was like huffing the kids birds and nobody, nobody knew about that.

That's what the movie 400 blows is about.

I know France is like a very romantic place, but it's like you think it's the ultimate

romance.

She just hits you with one of those French accordions you're like what the fuck's happening this is damn he's so french he was uh he was a minor macron has described it as a love often clandestine often hidden misunderstood by many before imposing itself that's so what a sexy thing sexy thing. So French.
It's not sexy. Shut up.

It's so sexy.

I hate fucking dudes being sexy.

Fucking pisses me off every time.

Dude, imagine that sexy, though.

He got molested by a 40-year-old lady

when he was 12.

He did get molested when he was 12.

That would turn you into a hopeless romantic.

I've seen it go the other way, but yes.

I've seen it go the other way but yes I've seen it go the other way a lot of times just the women to male student obviously the other one would be truly a tragedy that's not cool at all it's more clandestine not romantic not romantic those dudes are not that clandestine man they're just firing off texts really really it's crazy we were watching we were watching some Catch a Predator throwback actions. You see the clip I sent you where the guy was like BB cream pie.
I'm talking about a bareback cream pie. It's like, bro.
I think that is just like the absolute seventh level of hell at the bottom of a porn hole. You're just talking to Chris Hansen like how the fuck did I get here? You just go deep that is not my text message that's not my beautiful text I just remember one guy being crazy for the Nats he was a Nationals baseball fan

his username was crazy for the Nats and he's on, yeah, I'll fucking de-shape your pussy. Crazy for the Nats.
It's almost more embarrassing than the text. Crazy for the Nats.
Is this your screen name? Crazy for the fucking Nationals. No? Did you text this kid? Yeah.
Yeah, I did. That is not my fucking screen name.
That's my brother's screen name, actually. That's my brother's name.
It was me trying to have sex with a kid, but that's my brother's screen name. I just want to clear the record.
I wonder if the Nats have banned him from the stadium. I don't know.
They let Obama in. And he sucked.
He seemed to have kept it of age. I think yeah barry yeah as well yeah i mean for sure the emails about hot dogs are weird but true i forgot about the hot dog emails that was nuts dude what's going on with the hot dogs bro there was hot dogs walnuts that was like that was like prime pizza gate yes yeah i remember like just really i be like, oh shit, it'd be like a picture of like a plane bathroom.
I'd be like, what is going to go next? What could this be? They had me on the line for a little bit, and I was just like, I can't. This stuff's too hard to follow.
I don't know any senators' names. Yeah.
I didn't know any people were talking about him. You know, John Podesta's going down to that.
Yeah. His aide.
Good. Get him.
I was just, I for real for a minute, I truly did think that Hillary Clinton might do. Well, Podesta, I think that was a real one.
Yeah, he's got, apparently, allegedly, he's got some weird artwork. But you never know.
You know, you don't know what's. The Pizzagate thing was hot dog orders, right, Ed? Well, there was the pizza place itself.
Right. Which was like tied to something.
I was listening to War Mode Today about it. The what? They were fired up about it.
Were they fired up about the pizza gate? Yeah, yeah.

They maintained pizza gate

has never been debunked.

Well, the guy went in there

with a gun, right?

Yeah, and apparently he shot...

I don't know.

I don't know.

I'm getting it from War Mode.

True.

Shot like the...

His one shot went into

the hard drive of the...

I don't fucking know.

Really?

But I think that guy

just got killed.

Did he really?

I think... Yeah.
Some cops rolled up on him and they were like, oh, he's got a gun and executed know. Really? But I think that guy just got killed.
Did he really? I think, yeah, some cops rolled up on him, and they were like, oh, he's got a gun, and executed him. What? Just a pile of hot dogs around him? Well, no, the email that supposedly got leaked was, like, we're going to need, it was like, walnuts were apparently little black boys.
Hot dogs were, like, white kids, and there was a term for, like, girls. And there was this weird email that was sent.
Allegedly, again, it could be fake. But it was fake but it's like we need 60 walnuts and like 40 hot dogs and then you tie into like the haiti stuff like oh we love this the hot dogs you guys have yeah i can't be like ellen talking to like diddy like oh when are we gonna have another pizza party yeah it's called a wild it's called a wild king night by the way although sandler was on one of those clips i saw saying saying they have the best pizza parties.
And it's like, bro, I know the Sandman's not involved. So they're just legit talking pizza parties.
Could be them getting down with some Zah. It can't be the Sandman.
Zah's different. They could trick cool guys.
They could bring the Sandman in and go, we actually are having pizza parties. Talk about the pizza parties.
True. Is there any footage of them actually having pizza parties at this pizza place? And are they the best pizza parties? I don't know.
I don't know. I feel like you kind of age out.
You'd have to arm yourself and find it. I remember you had like a real good pizza party.
There's a pizza party. I'm leaving there just...
That's a good pizza party. That's a terrible pizza party.
Wait, so Sandman was at presidential pizza parties? Sandman, I think, saw a clip of the Sandman. I think he was on Ellen talking about how good the pizza parties were.
Crazy. Yeah, I don't know.
It could be them eating pizza for sure. There'd have to be others.
It'd have to be like a pinata and some other thing to justify that type of excitement over a pizza party. True.
Because DC doesn't have like the best.C. doesn't have, like, the best pizza I've ever imagined.
It's not, like, a pizza hotspot. I'm sure it's good.
It's on the East Coast. It's the East Coast seaboard.
The fuck are they talking about pizza? I don't know, man. And hot dogs.
Hot dogs are sus. I know they're not eating dogs like that.
Nah. Although it's Chicago.
Obama. We're talking about some good dogs from Chicago.
Obama's a fucking, he's definitely crushing dogs. Maybe, I don't know.
His chef's cooking up some dogs. I keep forgetting his gay chef died in a pool, in like a pond.
Yeah. Wait, what? Obama's secret lover is his gay chef died.
Paddle wardingwarding Hold on I don't want to radicalize any kids in a right wing extremism dude This podcasting space you know we fucking ruined the country This is a platform and it's very important We blew the election dude We fucking ruined it because we radicalized Well this is we're bringing this up specifically to debunk Yeah It's going's going to be tough to debunk. He's dating Jennifer Hennessey now.
That could... Obama, is that confirmed? That's still up in the air.
That's like the best thing I've heard come out about Obama. It's been like war criminal.
It's been a while. Gay chef murder, smoking crack.
Yeah, there's that. The hot babe is the nicest rumor.
I will say that I thought he was going to come out and really sway the election nobody gave a fuck it's because he did it wrong he got in front of black people like come on brothers I know y'all ain't black if y'all ain't voting for Kamala I know dude we know that's not how you talk yeah but Joe was probably like dude trust me it works like I talk black as hell i know him coming out being like shit is fucking shit for our suckers not the move for the obama it's so crazy yeah he did he gave after that he gave we gave a good speech after that just gave like a nice speech that was like kind of like his usual stuff of like values inspiring all that stuff yeah yeah why he came out he's like i don't know what these were they getting data were they getting just constant like interviews with black people and they were just like i'm voting for a woman why did they why did he come out and say that i think they were pulling black men and black men were like fuck that it was just like that was right when it was coming it was pretty clear that the black boat was starting to swing more towards Trump than it ever had did they just make it up in their heads that they were I think they were pulling I mean or you could get in an uber and talk to a black guy yeah true every single black guy I do Obama took an uber to the speech yeah yeah he's got felled in on the deets but no they're probably doing polls and they're finding out like and there's just you watch online there's so many people like man fuck kamala trump trump when we get a bread yeah i saw a lot of videos we got a lot of bread doing trump it was just and they're right the bread was flowing bread was fun so yeah obama he's like if I can't do the bread, I don't have the bread. I don't have the track record of the bread, but I can do racial shame.
So that was like they tried to do that. Like you're not, you know.
That's a powerful tool. I hate to say it, but that's a powerful tool for I feel like black people in general to be like, bro, we're going to just like take your fucking black essence and hide it from you.
It's true. You can get ousted, bro.
The Republicans do a good job of that with men. Yeah.
You're voting for a fucking Democrat? What are you, gay? You pussy? It's true. I might perpetrate that sometimes.
It's nice. I might be a perpetrator.
You're a dude who voted Democrat. Seen that.
So embarrassing. Yeah, we'll see, man.
We'll see what happens after his four. This is his last four.
Unless he puts in Donnie Jr. He might.
He might. You never know.
Yeah. He might.
He's going to be geese up at the end of this run. Yeah.
He might go out. How old is he now? He's like 80, bro.
He's probably 79. He eats bad, too.
He could go through an FDR phase. No, he's at least 70.
In the wheelchair? I think he's 79. Is he 70? For some reason, I thought he was 80.
78. Okay.

Damn.

He's six years older than McCrown's wife.

Shit.

Shit.

Well, dude, I think we... Yeah, let's roll to the motherfucking Patreon.

That's good stuff.

Hard cliffhanger, dude.

We have some good topics.