Ep 543 - Spyder's Web

Speaker 1 Wow, wow, Wes.

Speaker 1 Obviously, we're ready, Sean. Yo,

Speaker 2 I was ready this morning, man. You should have called me at 6:30.
I woke up being like, I'm ready to fucking podcast.

Speaker 1 All I thought about today was podcasting. I can't get enough.
As soon as that red light comes on, we're on. And we're here to talk cancel culture.

Speaker 2 I mean, I'm active right now. I'm ready to punch over it.

Speaker 1 Are you ready to do it? Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm ready to throw the ones.

Speaker 1 I'm ready to throw the ones.

Speaker 1 I'll throw a one done too.

Speaker 2 I can't stop watching videos about that white rapper who keeps saying the N-word. He's like, I'm ready to punch on it.
He's ready to punch over it.

Speaker 2 Someone's even looking, if you even think someone's looking at him sideways, he's like, I'm ready to punch about it.

Speaker 1 I think that's the only way.

Speaker 2 He's a giant, dude. He's a giant man.

Speaker 1 That's how people seem to get away with saying the N-word. There's certain guys out there, like the Puerto Ricans.
Yeah. There's dirty white boys.
They might punch over this.

Speaker 2 They could punch over it, but there are some. I've met a couple dirty white boys who are just like casually, not like they would just...
Casually drop the N-word in conversation.

Speaker 2 I just be kind of like.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it kind of takes you out of the conversation a little. A little bit,

Speaker 2 it's a real, it's a real delineator where you're like, Yeah, shit, they're like sussing me out.

Speaker 2 They're like, I think I could, yeah, it was kind of like one of those things where, like, yeah, I'm not really about this life.

Speaker 1 You guys are living typically, any

Speaker 1 non-African-American saying the N-word is sussing you out when they say it. I think so.
I mean, they say it could be your uncle in the car, and he says it, and you go,

Speaker 1 so you get scalloping both. Uncle, I'm not very comfortable with this.

Speaker 2 You should record him, yeah.

Speaker 1 It's a tough spot when someone else says the n-word. Yeah.

Speaker 2 But yeah, I mean, he, I mean, the rap, his name's Gin Lee, by the way. That's his rapper.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's his rap.

Speaker 2 Yes. Gin Lee.
And he's just like, the problem was he stopped saying it because he started getting some success. And he had like people, like managers, being like, you got to stop saying the N-word.

Speaker 1 That'll happen.

Speaker 2 He had managers like, yo, you got to stop. But he said his music was, it was ass because he was like, I just, it threw off my whole thing.

Speaker 2 If you, especially, if you're rapping using the n-word and you take it away, that's important.

Speaker 1 It's tough. It's a key component to hip-hop.

Speaker 2 It's, I mean, it's definitely useful.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's the bedrock.

Speaker 2 But yeah, so then he came back after the shit wasn't working. He goes, I'm going to do it.
They're like, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 I'm going to do it again now.

Speaker 2 He's back on his bullshit.

Speaker 1 People Johns will follow the same route.

Speaker 2 Go back on their bullshit.

Speaker 1 He's just like, pizza sales are down, dude. It ain't right.

Speaker 1 I got to go back to how I used to talk.

Speaker 2 Yeah, John just has to be genuine.

Speaker 1 John is pretty genuine. He is.

Speaker 1 Doesn't he still live in a a castle in Kentucky, dude? Obviously, he's saying the N-word. He lives in a castle.

Speaker 2 I mean, that's got to be crazy in a castle in Kentucky with like a goblet just thinking about the time he said the N-word.

Speaker 2 I mean, imagine though, because a lot of business heads are like really stoked on cursing. That's like a high-level CEO thing.
Guys are bad at it.

Speaker 1 I don't give a fuck, guys.

Speaker 2 Oh, shit. He was probably like, I'm about to take this shit to the next level.

Speaker 1 It works, though. If you curse.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 If your boss swears, everyone's like, dude, my boss is so cool. Oh, yeah.
He says, like, shit and fuck in the meetings in the morning.

Speaker 1 He says, fuck at work, dude. It's so badass.
It's like Wolf of Wall Street there.

Speaker 1 It's so cool.

Speaker 2 We were at a happy hour when he called our one coworker.

Speaker 1 Wow, wow. It was so awesome.
It was so awesome. He called a wager's bitch.
It was so fucking sick.

Speaker 1 That happens when you're in an office.

Speaker 2 You're like in school forever, essentially. Yeah.
Like, you can't say bad words.

Speaker 1 No bad words.

Speaker 2 You can't say anything suggestive. It's like you're in school.

Speaker 1 You've been gone for too long. They come looking for you oh yeah true

Speaker 1 you gotta sign out for the bathroom

Speaker 1 i was taking liberties with those dumps bro i was taking hour-long dumps oh yeah yeah

Speaker 2 i mean i've totally faked them oh yeah i would just go read i would go read my kindle i'd just sit up there and read taking a fake dump at work and just knowing you've like crushed clipped off 15 minutes yeah you were an hour hours hours

Speaker 1 hours of creature i was when i was working at that factory i would just sleep yeah that's kind of nice I would just go hide in the locker room and sleep. It's the best.
They hated me for it.

Speaker 2 I always get so scared to sleep at work.

Speaker 1 I've tried it.

Speaker 2 I did it in an office. There was one guy who wouldn't come in on a certain day, and I would go to his office.
It was all dark. There was no lights on.
I would just lay in the corner and try to sleep.

Speaker 1 I'd bad fucking rules, though.

Speaker 2 And I'd be so fucking

Speaker 2 bad.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I was worried about getting caught.

Speaker 2 Sleeping at work, if you can somehow pull it off, I mean, it's the only thing.

Speaker 1 The factory was easy to sleep at because it was the hours were.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I was literally falling asleep.

Speaker 2 Night shift is like people do sleep. It's kind of accepted to sleep on night shift.
Yeah, it's kind of acceptable to be like, dude, I'm going to go fucking take an hour-long nap.

Speaker 1 When I worked at an auto auction, I could, I could pull off a nap in a car.

Speaker 1 My job would be to go clean the cars. I would just find one far as fuck, turn it on, get the AC going,

Speaker 1 not clean a single car. I actually slept at every job I've ever had.
I slept at, I used to have to build furniture. I worked at an

Speaker 1 outdoor place. My job was, they just put me in a warehouse warehouse and like assemble some furniture, build one bed, one bench, sleep on it.

Speaker 1 Just fucking wake up five hours later and be like, oh shit.

Speaker 1 Give it the homeless guy

Speaker 1 to a whole day of work. Just like, well, fuck, I didn't build one.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that is the ultimate. I mean, that's like the click remote of being able to just be like, I'm going to accelerate time.
I'm going to just lose consciousness for a while.

Speaker 1 Offices are tough. I've never slept in an office.

Speaker 2 It's tough. That's a tough one.
Yeah, it's tough to lay on the floor and business casual and take a nap.

Speaker 2 Like a sweater vest.

Speaker 1 I would have my friends come test drive cars. That's cool.
That's a nice move. You just leave for an hour and go get lunch.

Speaker 2 Chill. I didn't even think about that.
Yeah. Like, yo, I had him.
He was right. He was a right.

Speaker 1 That guy was fucking tricky. He just fucking left.
I don't know. I didn't even get him.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Dude, I

Speaker 2 possibly, so I went to LaserTag.

Speaker 1 for my birthday.

Speaker 2 I didn't want to do anything. Brittany asked me, so what do you want to do? I was just like, dude, I just want to eat dinner and just go to sleep.
I'm like, kind of, you know. She's like,

Speaker 2 we're going to do laser tag. And I was like, all right, that actually might be kind of sick.

Speaker 2 Dude, then I made, I wouldn't, I don't know if I'd call it a mistake, but I was like, I'm going to get like really stoned and just go to laser tag. That'll be kind of fun.

Speaker 2 Dude, so I like, I sit in, I ate a little edible, and they, on the before I went in there, I just like smoked a joint in my car and I was like, I was Vietnam, dude.

Speaker 1 I was. You're smoking it out of the barrel of a shotgun.
I told you.

Speaker 2 I told Brittany, I was like, I want to be in there like a Vietnam vet.

Speaker 1 Just being like, what the fuck? What are we even doing here?

Speaker 2 Dude, I got, but I, but I was, the battle was great. What really rocked me was pre-battle administrative stuff with the laser tag employees because I thought Brittany was going to handle all that.

Speaker 2 We forgot the cake, so I was like, ah, fuck.

Speaker 2 So she was like on the phone trying to get someone to bring the cake to the laser, the laser tag place, which I had like a kids' party room, which was the fucking, it was so funny.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I said a little sequestered room with like purple chairs.

Speaker 1 Was it just you and your family, or did you invite?

Speaker 2 It was bros. It was like Lemaire, Sean.

Speaker 1 Oh, you guys went and played Laser Tag? Yeah. Oh, sick.
It was, dude it was also smoked weed beforehand yeah it was nom dude it was totally nom it was nom but i when i walked in there

Speaker 1 go first like they did in vietnam

Speaker 1 they go you clear out the tunnels you're black you need a scout

Speaker 2 so it was it was like the bros some of the bros from the neighborhood and like so we all go but i was me and brittany were like there first and she was like you talk to like set it all up i got to figure out this cake and i'm like pretty fucking high and it like i'm i don't know how to figure out a well i'm trying to figure out the rules of logistics of getting a cake i'm trying to logistics of battle she's a team was it a teenager instructor it was like a maybe in their mid this is what bugged me out so i'm i'm like very high bernie's handling obviously the fucking the food yeah she's she's like that's like you know slop just rations for the soldiers and then it's like i gotta figure out logistics so i go in and i'm talking to this i mean maybe in her mid-twenties or 30 there's like this lady too old to be instructing laser tech well that's what the i don't i didn't want to like sound shitty but i was so high.

Speaker 2 Just the lady was talking to me. I couldn't hear a word she was saying because I was like, damn, you working at Laser Tag?

Speaker 2 Like, trying now, not like in a condescending way, but I was like, fully the reality of working at Laser Tag as an adult.

Speaker 1 Exactly.

Speaker 2 I was just being like completely untethered by being like, what the fuck, dude? And then in there, it was a slow night. It was Monday night.
So there was like LaserTag and then like Slash Arcade.

Speaker 2 I was just like taking in the whole ecosystem of being like, who owns this place?

Speaker 1 You two fucking work here at Laser Tech? I was like, damn, this is crazy.

Speaker 2 And then there was like, like a couple.

Speaker 1 But then

Speaker 1 there was like, then there were these like, you know, in a casino, you'll have like the real card sharks and like card counters.

Speaker 2 They were like weird, like cat-like nerds walking around just quietly by themselves, just pulling tickets out of machines.

Speaker 1 That's where I saw that video. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Dude, it was.

Speaker 3 The mayor got lost in our the king of the games. We couldn't find him.

Speaker 1 He almost hit him in like the first battle. He almost deserted.
He was searched all over Canada. He was in Game Canada.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 he went to Montreal.

Speaker 2 Dude, you know the level of nerds like you'll just see him somewhere and they're just sitting like this.

Speaker 1 There was like those levels. They're always sitting like that.

Speaker 2 Just

Speaker 2 sharking. Yeah.
Like fucking arcade games, like devastating this fucking business. Why is it silly?

Speaker 1 I don't know. You'd fucking sit like that.
You jack off like that.

Speaker 1 You really do.

Speaker 1 You said you did, yeah, back in the day, dude.

Speaker 1 You might have sized out of your

Speaker 1 dorks.

Speaker 1 I can do a throwback dork sit.

Speaker 3 I remember I was making friends with the dorks.

Speaker 1 Of course,

Speaker 1 he's the king of the games. They could probably feel it.

Speaker 1 There's probably a disturbance in the laser tag.

Speaker 1 The king of the games is here. The prophecy is fulfilled.

Speaker 1 I did get a lot of tickets. I also stole a lot of tickets.
It was a good talk.

Speaker 2 How do you steal tickets?

Speaker 1 You know?

Speaker 1 Me, I left them there.

Speaker 1 Never mind.

Speaker 2 I was crushing basketball, and I got like a gazillion tickets, and I left them down. I was like, there was a couple kids in there.
I'm like, yeah, maybe the kids will take these tickets.

Speaker 1 Nope. It was a

Speaker 1 38-year-old man.

Speaker 2 He got a sword. He got a foam sword.

Speaker 1 I got a foam sword. We were driving.

Speaker 2 LeMaire and Nate were in one car, and Gardini was in his, and me and Brittany were behind them. And we just see them, those two, pull up at a light.

Speaker 2 And I just see fucking, or it was like getting on a highway. And I just see LeMaire's sword come out of the window.

Speaker 1 It was the funniest fucking thing.

Speaker 1 It was so funny.

Speaker 2 Dude, the gameplay, and we're going to go back too. I'm going.

Speaker 1 I got to play again. Laser tag rules.

Speaker 2 Dude, this is the biggest indoor laser tag place at the end of the day.

Speaker 1 What's it called? Down south, Blaser Tag. Okay.

Speaker 2 Dude, I'm not going to. It It was.

Speaker 1 Is there the one with aliens on the. Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I drive past it all the time, and I'm like, oh, I need to get that is the mothership.
Bro, I'm telling you,

Speaker 2 it's 10 times more fun than you. Like, that was the thing.
I was like, I got in there. I'm like, just standing there all high, being like, what the fuck, dude? This is like embarrassing.

Speaker 1 Everyone's going to play Laser Tag for me.

Speaker 2 And then I got in there and I'm like, this is maybe the most fun I've had.

Speaker 1 It's so fun.

Speaker 2 Bro, the fucking action of those things was good.

Speaker 1 Some laser tags kind of bullshit. These things

Speaker 2 are kind of precise, bro.

Speaker 1 Is it it two stories?

Speaker 2 Two stories, bro. Two levels?

Speaker 1 Three, yeah. Could you, was it open on the third? Could you shoot down? Oh, yeah, bro.
Oh, that's the best. Bro, there was little cutouts.

Speaker 2 You can kind of hide and snipe.

Speaker 1 That's the best.

Speaker 2 You could storm it. And there were three color-coded teams.
So it was like red, blue, green. And then you would have to run around, see someone's vest.
You'd see your fucking allies.

Speaker 2 Then you'd end up taking over a chunk of a base and just battling across. And like, I would try to storm the castle.
Dude,

Speaker 2 it was. Were you running?

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 2 I broke the rules. I I was running.

Speaker 1 I knew you were running.

Speaker 2 My name is. I was worried.

Speaker 1 I'm going to talk to that woman. Sliding.

Speaker 2 I was sliding.

Speaker 1 I'm not sliding.

Speaker 1 Yes, I did. This is a Call of Duty.
There is a ramp.

Speaker 2 There's like down ramps and shit. First of all, my name was Buttstuff.
Is it you bet to make your own name?

Speaker 1 This lady is. This is just you're describing exactly just a classic laser deck trip.
It doesn't change. Your funny name, you get a little high.
You go in, you go, this is going to suck. It's the best.

Speaker 2 Dude, the lady had to read the name. She'd be like,

Speaker 2 Thick daddy, butt stuff.

Speaker 1 Who is that? Butt stuff.

Speaker 2 James tried to be 69, and she's like, you can't be that. So he's like, I'll be Thick Daddy.
And I was like, I'll take B-U-T-T-S-T-U-F-F.

Speaker 1 And they just walked away real quick.

Speaker 2 Butt stuff.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 LeMaire Spider. Spider? LeMaire walks in late.

Speaker 1 There's this whole group.

Speaker 2 It's probably like 18 people. LaMaire walked like, LaMaire, you got to give the lady a name.
And he just goes, Is spider taken yet? And she's like, No, you're good. He's like, Yes.

Speaker 1 I can't believe Spider was available. I know, right?

Speaker 1 Spider is a classic. Where did you go with Guard Dog?

Speaker 3 Nate was naughty, and I was nicey.

Speaker 1 That's not bad.

Speaker 2 There was one point where I'm like, I'm like ducking. You can like duck and come up these things.
And I would, you know, I'd see people over there. And I knew someone was like right around the corner.

Speaker 2 So I like crawl up a ramp and then I jump slid out sideways, tag.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it was just Lily going, what the fuck are you doing? I was like, my bad. Just fucking ran.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 Yeah, dude, I was belly crawling because you crawl on your belly, you're blocking the whole front.

Speaker 2 I'd crawl in my belly, pop up, and then I would hit my cousin was up high, hit me in the back, I'm balls.

Speaker 1 I was like, dude, what the fuck? Damn.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it was, it was, we'd have to go back and do that again, dude.

Speaker 1 It is,

Speaker 2 I mean, I couldn't believe, I couldn't get over how fun that was. Play two games.
Yeah, it'd be awesome. So sick.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you get sweaty in there.

Speaker 1 So the friends weren't as sweaty as us before.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 And the pizza room was sweaty.

Speaker 1 I see James dorking out in there. James was sweaty.
We were fun to watch James fire a gun.

Speaker 1 He was probably, I can see he's got dork feet.

Speaker 1 You hit him and goes, ah,

Speaker 1 ah, you got me.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he was Australian Special Forces in there, dude.

Speaker 1 He was. He was.

Speaker 1 That's exciting stuff, man.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it was pretty nasty. It was.

Speaker 2 Nate was unking around.

Speaker 2 It was pretty funny.

Speaker 1 He's unkned up, dude. He was.

Speaker 1 We were full of burritos, too. We just ate burritos that morning.

Speaker 2 Who was farting in there?

Speaker 1 That could have been anyone, but Spider has my voice.

Speaker 1 Spider is a golfer. It was me.

Speaker 2 Brittany was complaining about it. She was like in otherworldly stench.
She's like, I don't know who was farting in there, but they were.

Speaker 1 I had to stumigate that fucking room, dude. I had to get the cobwebs out.

Speaker 1 Spider fucking disgusting. She ran right into a spider web, dude.

Speaker 2 She kept me like, Did you smell it in there?

Speaker 1 I was like, No. She goes, dude, it was the worst smell.
It was the worst fart I've ever smelled.

Speaker 1 And I said, I had literally told her, I was like, I have a suspect, but I don't want to be on the suspect.

Speaker 2 I have Blazer Tags Most Wanted, dude.

Speaker 1 I think it was Nate 2. We had the same food.

Speaker 1 We had the same food.

Speaker 1 I can see the other TO get involved.

Speaker 2 You guys are doing bio-weapons, too.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, fuck.

Speaker 1 Guys parting. Yeah, laser tag.

Speaker 1 Sweaty as fuck.

Speaker 1 It was

Speaker 1 truly.

Speaker 1 It was fucking. It was true.
What a better way to ring in your fucking dirty than a fucking birthday. My 39th birthday.
My 39th party.

Speaker 2 I got back that night and I was just reflecting on my 39th birthday and I was like, 12-year-olds.

Speaker 1 I skateboarded all day, and then I smoked weed about the laser.

Speaker 1 That's fucking crazy. You did that.

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Speaker 1 I was kind of like.

Speaker 1 Right? No. It was just adults.

Speaker 2 Oh, my God. My kids couldn't.
I would never put them in battle like that.

Speaker 1 I thought for sure this was a family affair. No.
This was an adult.

Speaker 2 Just adults. Adults only.
Was it grown up?

Speaker 1 But there was definitely just little kids in there with you playing business.

Speaker 2 It was private.

Speaker 1 Oh, it was private.

Speaker 2 We didn't rent the whole thing out, but it was our group. And then there was another group between ours.
We got like a 15-minute break, and then our group went back in. Oh, that's awesome.

Speaker 2 Yeah, no little kids. I mean, I wouldn't have mind some little cannon fodder.

Speaker 1 I didn't like it. The cannon fodder bothered me, especially those little fuckers run around and they'll just walk up to you and just

Speaker 1 keep shooting. You go, fucking, come on, man.

Speaker 2 The cool thing is, so you get hit, you go out, you can't be hit for six seconds until you come back to like your gun makes a noise.

Speaker 2 So that was like, yeah, if you got hit, you're out. You couldn't get hit again.

Speaker 2 But there was also these big power-up detonators that, like, if it would be like three, two, if you hit it in time, you get like your gun would get like contra like super ammo or you have like an ammo count.

Speaker 2 It's kind of nuts. But yeah, there was a lot.
You could get like, there was like landmines around you. Like if they went off near you, you just, it was pretty sick

Speaker 2 Laser tag man

Speaker 2 It was yeah even better than I remembered and I played I mean I gave it literally my all like I was yeah first game was a learning curve I had to figure out a couple things about gameplay second game I was ripping dude.

Speaker 2 It was fun

Speaker 2 You have like rank you come out you see like your stat it's dude. I mean, it's literally calling

Speaker 1 who was number one

Speaker 3 guard dog you're claiming you were number one I was number two but Tootsie Roll was number one and he was on my team Tootsie Row was reh

Speaker 2 What? I believe number one of the first game was Rhett.

Speaker 3 No, that was Mystique.

Speaker 2 Mystique, yes.

Speaker 3 I took six in the first game, second in the second game.

Speaker 1 You got ninth? Yeah, that's pretty good. I got like 11th and then eighth.

Speaker 2 But here's the thing:

Speaker 1 I got hit a lot.

Speaker 1 Guard Dog was the best.

Speaker 3 I'm pretty good at laser dude.

Speaker 1 Well, the thing is, they kind of, the one thing I don't like, they do kind of reward cowardice in battle. Yeah.
So I wasn't being cowardly.

Speaker 2 You took the higher ground immediately. Yeah.
I wasn't moving.

Speaker 1 That's just the right thing.

Speaker 2 I mean, that was good, but I was storming castles. I was going in, but I was getting hit a lot.

Speaker 2 I'm just kidding. I'm not fucking with your girl.
I'm not playing with your guy. I'm not messing with your game.

Speaker 1 Maybe you had some cowards, but that's fine. No, I wasn't cowardly.
You're a tactician.

Speaker 2 I was, you know, I was. You were tactical.

Speaker 1 I have a question for Spider. When were these farts happening? Was it

Speaker 1 during the game, or where was this? The farts... Was it in the cake room? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Every time I...

Speaker 1 No way, it was in the cake room. It was after I got killed.
Every time I got killed, I was like, okay.

Speaker 1 Every time.

Speaker 1 yeah yeah six people are going to go away you know it was like the death rattle yeah you got killed and you would just release

Speaker 1 yeah

Speaker 1 I would go into corners so it was in the game yeah it was definitely in the game so like during the game players were walking around in your fart and be like oh

Speaker 2 yeah dude and this was a big place

Speaker 1 like dude I mean it was literally a three-level walk-up ramp yeah I mean if he's hitting farts that's basically an outside fart yeah exactly

Speaker 2 although I'm sure laser tag fog doesn't help.

Speaker 1 That's probably traps the farts. I like Karen, the fog.

Speaker 2 And Guardian, I'm just kidding. You weren't playing like a cow.

Speaker 1 You fought bravely and you fought well. I'm just being jealous.
You didn't know you'd take it so fucking seriously. I've not taken it seriously.

Speaker 1 Man, you guys have been experiencing fifth, sixth grade level fun.

Speaker 1 Wrestling was fun. Yeah.
Oh, shit. Yeah, how was that? It was awesome.

Speaker 3 Fuck. I got a compliment from Adiva.

Speaker 1 What? Yeah, you did get a compliment from Adiva. She's like, she didn't like my glasses.

Speaker 2 She likes her glasses.

Speaker 3 I wish she looked at the eyes behind the the glasses.

Speaker 1 What was her name? Liv Morgan. Liv Morgan.
Damn. That was a tough one.

Speaker 2 Liv Morgan was just.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the only thing. She just came by, said hi for a second.
She was like, I like your glasses to him. And I was just,

Speaker 1 I wish Liv Morgan said something nice to me.

Speaker 2 You should have stunned her.

Speaker 1 I should have. Oh, my God.
Shane Gillis was smacking the other thing.

Speaker 1 Shane Gillis is smacking Adiva. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 I could have smacked a diva.

Speaker 1 They were like, are you getting in the ring? I was like, no. I'll fuck my knee.
I'll blow a fucking knee out of it. It's only if I win.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's got to be the height of it.

Speaker 1 Met McCay, that was intense.

Speaker 2 Was he there too?

Speaker 1 Yeah, he was. And he was like, right when we got there, he got there at the same time.
And we were backstage. And he was like, what's that man? Just got like directly in my face.

Speaker 1 He was like, how you doing there, man? I was like, holy shit.

Speaker 1 He was awesome, though.

Speaker 2 I heard he's the man.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he was as cool as it gets. Damn.
Got to hang out with him during the fights. Six.
It was awesome. That's awesome.

Speaker 1 Let Let me tell you, I would love.

Speaker 2 I mean, everyone wants to have Makane energy just rub off of them.

Speaker 1 It was awesome. It's just like looking people in the eye and be like, bah! It's just like, fuck, dude.
You fucking

Speaker 1 doing, man. So fucking his cowboy hat kept bumping into me.
He was that close.

Speaker 1 He's a close guy.

Speaker 1 He's an intense guy. Yeah, it was so sick.

Speaker 1 What was your favorite part of the wrestling? You guys got on the suck it cam. That was big one.
The suck it cam, suck it cam ruled. I thought Makane would be like shorter.

Speaker 1 He's like, Wait, he's a big guy, dude. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then

Speaker 1 Sean gave me fucking bunny ears on my big moment.

Speaker 1 What the fuck?

Speaker 1 I was just having fun.

Speaker 2 Damn, after the diva fucking. Was that after the diva told you like that?

Speaker 1 I thought I could get him. I spent the rest of the night pretending to be angry.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he didn't fall for it once.

Speaker 1 I spent the rest of the night going like, dude, that's actually kind of like fucked up.

Speaker 1 And he didn't fall for my trick. Usually you fall for this.
Usually I can get you.

Speaker 3 Well, I overheard you talking to somebody else.

Speaker 1 No, you you heard me reveal my time. I was actually mad at him, so I'm going to pretend like I'm mad at fuck.

Speaker 1 I probably wasn't too secretive. I had had a couple drinks.
I was about to say, you fucking thinks I'm mad.

Speaker 1 He's a loud drunk. I quit doing it.
It's a loud drunk with me.

Speaker 3 It was the best night of my life.

Speaker 1 That was a really fucking great night. Fluffy was there? It was pretty nice.
Yo, how about that Fluffy pop? Yeah.

Speaker 1 That was a humble. It was Fluffy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Gabriel Glacey, the comedian. Oh, okay.
I was thinking of Fluffy the Wrestler. They put me on a jumbotron.
It was like, yeah, they put Fluffy on. I was like, ah.

Speaker 1 I was like, yeah.

Speaker 2 That is a heavy lad activity, though.

Speaker 1 It is a heavy lad activity.

Speaker 2 Not taken away.

Speaker 1 No, especially in Austin, Texas. That was mostly lads.
There were a ton of fucking lads there. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, dude. They fucking invented wrestling.

Speaker 1 They invented fake wrestling. That's Lucha Jore.

Speaker 2 Yeah, Luchadore is, dude.

Speaker 1 I mean, yeah, that is the best. Wrestling does have the best fan base.

Speaker 2 I do like that.

Speaker 1 Everyone's just having fun. White, black, downs.
Oh, yeah. Everyone.
Dude, that kid was up front row. He was having the time of his life.
He was. He got a turnbuckle.

Speaker 1 He did get Matthew McGonnie threw him a turnbuckle. That's as cool as a guess.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that should be rest. The WWE should change their slogan to let's get retarded in here.

Speaker 1 It's real.

Speaker 2 Just like.

Speaker 1 It's awesome. Just throw off the weights of the world.
Let's just all everyone is literally being a child in there. Like a wrestler would walk by.
I kept watching this adult black dude. Like

Speaker 1 he would step up to wrestlers he didn't like. He'd be like, yeah, fuck you.

Speaker 1 It was awesome. That is awesome, man.
It was

Speaker 1 great. It was exciting stuff.
The lady match.

Speaker 1 The lady match was actually good.

Speaker 3 Maybe the best match of the night.

Speaker 1 That was a wild match.

Speaker 3 I loved it that they were like, Do you guys want to see? They all started fighting and they were like, Do you guys want to see this at a later date?

Speaker 1 And everyone was like, No.

Speaker 1 They were like, How about right now? And they're like, All right, we'll do it right now.

Speaker 1 It was like, No way, they're doing it right now. They're gonna do it right now.

Speaker 2 It'd be crazy. We're like, Yeah, actually, I'd like to see this in like two weeks.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'd like to prepare mentally. I'd like to look into the storylines a little.

Speaker 1 I didn't have enough time to prepare. Maybe in a week or so.

Speaker 1 Everyone was awesome.

Speaker 1 Miz, Rhodes, Strowman, they were all

Speaker 1 the holding the belt, dude. We got the holding the real belt, dude.

Speaker 1 Goddamn, dude.

Speaker 2 That was one reality show

Speaker 2 when I used to watch reality shows with my ex. That was one I liked, the D.
Vas show.

Speaker 2 Yeah, they were like, I kind of liked that. Usually you watch kind of reality shows like Vanderpump Rules.
You'd be like, this is just, I'd watch Divas.

Speaker 2 I'm like, like, these seem like good downers people.

Speaker 1 These are good Divas.

Speaker 2 These are good Divas, the Bros, just pro wrestler, boyfriends, just being like kind of supportive.

Speaker 1 Being like, I totally support you, babe. Who's the big D.Va that shook my hand? Nia Jax.
Nia Jax. She did great.
I was cheering for her.

Speaker 1 What? She's The Rock's cousin. It's The Rock's cousin? Yeah.
Yeah, she was awesome. Yeah, Bloodline.
She's Bloodline. She's part of the Bloodline.
You gotta put the ones out for the Bloodline.

Speaker 1 The Rock.

Speaker 2 Does The Rock ever go back to anything like that?

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's like, he's the ball. He's the final boss now.
Is he really? Yeah.

Speaker 2 What's up with Vince McMahon's freaky ass?

Speaker 1 What's he up here?

Speaker 1 He settled out of court.

Speaker 2 Oh, so he's just chilling out.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's just chilling. They gotta bring him back.

Speaker 3 I was saying they gotta fake execute him in the ring.

Speaker 1 Give him the guillotine.

Speaker 2 Put him in the Undertaker casket for like a weekend and see if he comes out and just kind of like trad straightens out his weird sexual things.

Speaker 1 They did it to the ultimate. It worked on the ultimate warrior.

Speaker 1 What'd they do? They just put him in the casket and he chilled. You remember they put him in the casket?

Speaker 1 The Undertaker put the Ultimate Warrior in a casket.

Speaker 2 He was never the same. Oh, back in like 94, they put the Ultimate Warrior in the casket for like a weekend.
He came out and he was, bro, he was fucked up.

Speaker 1 That's not good.

Speaker 2 I remember being little and just being like, holy fuck, dude.

Speaker 1 They changed the

Speaker 1 fucking same.

Speaker 1 Was it a Barry Live match?

Speaker 2 Something like that. I think they just snacked.

Speaker 1 Barry Live match would get you.

Speaker 2 Maybe it was a Barry Live.

Speaker 1 You'd go, he's dead. He's done.
They just fucking buried him in the arena.

Speaker 2 You really think you watched a guy die?

Speaker 1 You're like, what the fuck?

Speaker 1 I gotta go to school tomorrow.

Speaker 1 They buried him in the middle. Charles Michaels in front of everyone.
What the fuck?

Speaker 2 Damn, what about the guy who died? Didn't the guy for real die?

Speaker 1 Blue Owen Hart. Owen Hart.
Yeah. The blue mini fell.

Speaker 2 He died like at the place.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he landed on a fucking turnbuckle. Blue Blazer.
The Blue Mini. Blue Laser.
ECW.

Speaker 1 Blue Laser. Blue Blazer.
Blue Blazer.

Speaker 2 Were you watching that match, Lamer?

Speaker 1 You don't see it happen.

Speaker 2 Okay, so they edited it out. Yeah.
But people in the arena were like, oh, yeah. Did they continue on with it?

Speaker 1 Yeah, they continued. They thought he was alive because he stood up and then fell.
Oh, he stood up? Yeah, well, he fell and went. And then, yeah.
Oh, shit. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Yeah, they just did the rest of the show after that.

Speaker 1 I mean, you really can't stop.

Speaker 2 That would be a vibe crusher.

Speaker 1 Vibe crusher, dude. Ultimate vibe crush.
For real. Dude, Rey Mysterio killed killed a guy.
Well, he didn't kill a guy.

Speaker 1 He hit him with a... He started...
You know, the 619 where it starts with the toe drop to the rope? He did that to the guy, and the guy, like, flopped dead onto the rope. What? Yeah.
How'd he die?

Speaker 1 Like, contusions or something. I think he had a heart attack.
I think it's all, I don't know. But he died there.
But you know what? Rey Mysterio hit him with the 619.

Speaker 2 Kicked in the neck and he died?

Speaker 1 No, he, well, he, yeah. He, the 619, he does a toe hold where it's like you grab his foot and you flip him to the ground and then it's not.
And then they're laying like facing out of the ring.

Speaker 1 Like a stepmom. They're stuck.
Yeah, yeah. They could move, but they're stuck.
They're stuck through the turbo.

Speaker 1 They just have their arms like this, and their head, like their neck, is on the rope facing out. And then he runs around and grabs it and kicks them back in.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And it just right spot, like a pressure point, got him.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Spinal injury.
Yeah. Damn.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Rey Mysterio finished a move. He didn't know.

Speaker 2 A warrior's death.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Was this recently? Maybe like

Speaker 1 2019?

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 pretty recent.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Dang. So what happens? What's a mega fan like you do when a wrestler dies in the ring?

Speaker 2 What do you mean? How do you process that?

Speaker 1 He died the way he would have, you know?

Speaker 1 It's like a good way to... I don't know.
I don't know if it's like a bad way to go, but like, you know,

Speaker 1 I disagree. I think dying in front of people sucks.

Speaker 1 Blows, dude.

Speaker 1 I know. I don't want anyone to see me die.
Yeah. I don't mean to say you fucking out in front of everyone.

Speaker 2 It's totally embarrassing.

Speaker 1 I didn't mean to say Rey Macero killed that guy, but

Speaker 1 we know what you meant.

Speaker 1 Well, I didn't know.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I thought it was just that one guy who died. It was a shame.

Speaker 1 More people died. How about that?

Speaker 2 And then no one ever talks about all those pussies. Vince McMahon fucking straight up killed, dude.

Speaker 1 Damn,

Speaker 1 hell yeah. Yeah, it was awesome.
That was a fun time.

Speaker 2 Nice, man.

Speaker 1 H breathed by us. He walked behind us real quick.
Triple H was there? Yeah. Oh, that would have been cool to see.

Speaker 2 Isn't he the president?

Speaker 1 He's, yeah, he's the boss now. That would have been neat to see.

Speaker 2 So, who's in charge? The Rock or Triple H?

Speaker 1 Triple H is in charge of wrestling. The Rock is in charge of TKO, which is the company that owns UFC and WWE.

Speaker 2 Damn, he owns that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Part. Shareholder, shareholder.
Part shareholder. I think he's a storyline owner.

Speaker 1 I could be wrong. I have no idea.

Speaker 1 He's got that fucking Moana money.

Speaker 2 Yeah, true. And Moana 2 money, dude.

Speaker 1 And Jumaji.

Speaker 1 Shit. Yeah.
Yeah, he's cake. Rock is

Speaker 1 Fast and Furious. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. He's got his FF.
He's so rich. FF catch?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the Rock is loaded. Fast and Furious money is like...
That's where it's at. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Dude, hear me out, dude. What if you start a new Fast and Furious franchise, but just take a different vehicle?

Speaker 1 What are you thinking?

Speaker 2 Lime scooters?

Speaker 2 Jailbroke Lime Scooters?

Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 Yeah,

Speaker 2 you got to think of something cool you can pass underneath like a truck. That's all you need is one cool lane switch to set off the whole 10-year movie franchise.

Speaker 1 That was big.

Speaker 1 That was.

Speaker 2 I was done. After that, I was like, yep.
Sign me up for 14 more of these things.

Speaker 2 They haven't gone in space yet, have they? Yeah. Fast and Furious is in space?

Speaker 1 They launched Ludacris and Tyrese into outer space in a car. I'm not fucking joking.

Speaker 1 They launched Ludacris in a car into outer space.

Speaker 2 Did they, I got to ask, did they ride dirty into outer space?

Speaker 1 They did.

Speaker 1 Why'd they launch him with that? I have no idea. I didn't see the movie.
I just saw that clip.

Speaker 2 That's got to be, I mean, dude, it's got to feel crazy when you're like your 10th movie in and you're just like,

Speaker 2 you're just, you know, it's like a trope and a cliche to like, all right, we got to to go to space now and it's being like it's got to be a actually kind of a sweet moment we're like dude we've made literally so much money we have to go to space yeah we're taking the franchise on this planet for us we're taking the franchise into space and you're like everyone is clanks classes and like dude our descendants will never have to work we've taken a movie franchise into space now we have a billion dollars

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Yep.

Speaker 2 Leprechaun went to space.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think he went pretty early.

Speaker 2 Hood. I think he went from the hood and then to space.

Speaker 1 He was in the hood.

Speaker 1 It was, they jumped. They went too early to space.
But Leprechaun in space was one of the first pairs of tits I ever saw.

Speaker 2 Dude, it was.

Speaker 1 And we paused it on it, and my friend's mom and dad came. My friend's mom came down to the basement while we were watching it, paused on the glittery space tits.
Bro, I forgot.

Speaker 1 My parents were coming over later to hang out, and they were like, we're going to tell them. And I was like, no,

Speaker 1 it wasn't my idea. I didn't even want to to do this.

Speaker 2 That might have been the first, that was, I think, the first set of tits I saw in an actual movie was

Speaker 2 Leprechaun in Space. Yeah.
Bro, I'd be so mad if I was in space and there's an evil.

Speaker 1 Is Jeffrey Anderson in that?

Speaker 1 She's in one of them. She might be.
She's in a fucking Leprechaun, bro. Was she really? Yes.

Speaker 2 It wasn't her tits, though. Leprechaun was a big, that was like a big movie franchise.

Speaker 1 Leprechaun ruled.

Speaker 1 She was in the first one. And now she's dating Barack Obama.
Obama.

Speaker 2 I know. I saw that.

Speaker 2 I mean,

Speaker 2 yeah, I wouldn't, I don't know. That's one thing I wouldn't really care about if he was having sex with Jennifer Anison.

Speaker 1 That's like the best. I'd support it.

Speaker 2 It's like the best possible rumor about that guy. Yeah.
The other ones are pretty vicious.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he killed his gay chef. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'd go. No, I'm fucking Jennifer Anison.

Speaker 2 I'd be leaning into him. I was like, yeah, while you guys thought I was killing my gay chef and smoking crack and doing all that other stuff, I was actually plugging Anison.

Speaker 2 So fuck you guys, dude, for saying that.

Speaker 1 Oh, that'd be sick. I would support him.

Speaker 2 If you were Obama and you had to own up to two rumors, which would you own up to

Speaker 1 drone striking all those civilians way before I admit to killing my gay chef

Speaker 1 say no I was the war crime guy not the gay guy

Speaker 2 I was war crimes yeah true that's a good point yeah war crimes are pretty sick I would what I would do is I if I had to do two rumors I would do Anison obviously and I would do Mike

Speaker 2 and I'd be like yeah I took them both down at the same time

Speaker 1 Yeah. Mike handled my fucking light work, bro.
I fucking watched him. I watched Mike.
I just diddy down and watched. I let Mike go to work.

Speaker 1 That ain't right. That ain't right.
That ain't right. No, I don't like that.
I don't like that type of talk. You know me, dude.
Don't talk about my politicians.

Speaker 2 My bad, my bad, my bad. I was watching RFK Jr.
getting sworn in.

Speaker 1 I saw clips of it. Bro, they were attacking him, man.
Yeah, they're trying to get the boys. I don't like, I don't know why

Speaker 2 it's acceptable. There's this guy from Denver who, like,

Speaker 2 he's asking questions, and the whole thing is supposed to be like, all right, did you say these things in the past? And then RFK is like, well, like, kind of said that, but let me clarify.

Speaker 2 And he's like, I don't care what you're saying now. I want to know what you said then.
It's like, well, why do you care what he said then if you don't care what he said now?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I mean, I get it because it's like, you're just saying that to get into this position, but it was just so lame to the bioengineered

Speaker 1 that part.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but he was like, I was so quoting an NIH.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's like,

Speaker 1 I don't want to hear that part. You're like, dude, what the fuck? You can't do that.

Speaker 1 Did you see Bernie yelling at him for the onesies? Yes, I saw a little bit of that. Do you support this onesie? Do you agree with the onesie on the screen?

Speaker 1 It was like a baby onesie that said something about vaccines.

Speaker 2 Oh, that's what the onesie said.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he was seriously like, Do you believe in this onesie?

Speaker 1 Yeah, and he was like, I don't think so.

Speaker 1 I don't support the onesie. Does it have a butt flap?

Speaker 2 Yeah, dude, I that was like really insane, dude.

Speaker 2 I was watching. I watched like a good amount of it.
I didn't watch it. I listened to it, but my video was playing while I was driving on the way over here.

Speaker 2 And I was just like, dude, like, just let the guy talk, man. Just if you're, like, if you're like, you know, you can hold his feet to the fire on stuff, but like, they do that, like,

Speaker 2 I hate to say kind of like girl stuff, where they'd be like,

Speaker 1 no, no, no, no, no, no, that's what you said. Okay.
And you're like, oh, hold on. What the fuck? What are we doing? What are we doing here? Well, that's what you said.

Speaker 1 No, that's what you said. And you're like, okay, man.
Yeah, those hearings are all girl stuff.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and it's also like, what I think a lot of it is, is like all right, let's just get the clip of us making him seem like he doesn't know what he's talking about bang and just go You know what got me?

Speaker 1 You know what politically got me fired up? What

Speaker 1 what's the video game Elon Musk says he plays

Speaker 1 Did you hear he lied about that? What

Speaker 1 he's like he doesn't he's not even that good at it. He like had he was cheating.
He had somebody else playing for him. Say what

Speaker 1 he had someone handling his light work, bro. He's video game lying.

Speaker 2 That's that's psychotic.

Speaker 1 That's really weird. Yeah.
If that's true, I don't know the story. Yeah.
If it's true that Elon Musk is video game lying. Video game lying.
That's fucking weird. Okay.
Video game lying.

Speaker 1 Yes. Video game lying.
That was the scariest shit ever.

Speaker 1 You can't video game lying. If you find out someone's video game lying, you go,

Speaker 1 why? Yeah.

Speaker 2 I mean, I will say there is like an age. It's like, you know, if you commit a crime while you're a minor, forgiven.
Yeah. But there's a threshold into adulthood if you're video game lying.

Speaker 1 Puberty is where you gotta.

Speaker 1 Once you jizz you can't video game lie

Speaker 1 i think he video game lied and then tried to play what i heard was then he tried to play on a live stream and people that played the game were like

Speaker 2 you for him to take this long to figure out these buttons he's never played this game dude that's crazy hiring a guy to be like yo get nice in this video make sure everyone thinks i'm the nicest at diablo see if it's just like for like a passion project where you're like damn that level's really hard i'm a billionaire Why am I sweating over this?

Speaker 2 I'll hire someone to beat this level for me. I'll come back just so I can watch the storyline.
That would be sick to get briefed. You're a billionaire.
You're like, so what happened?

Speaker 1 Like, okay, so I took off this one.

Speaker 2 Yeah, like briefed John Diablo. I was like, so sick.
I didn't think it was going to be a good thing.

Speaker 1 I'm going to go to those crystals.

Speaker 1 Never would have thought of that.

Speaker 2 If that's true, that is truly insane.

Speaker 1 He might have. He admitted to.

Speaker 3 That's what this

Speaker 3 Washington Post article says. He said he admitted to paying to boost his online warriors into global leader boards.

Speaker 1 So he paid.

Speaker 1 He paid to.

Speaker 2 Mr. Musk, did you use Game Genie?

Speaker 1 Answer the question. Yes or no.
Did you use Game Genie on Diablo? Yes or no?

Speaker 2 Did you use the Contra code for you?

Speaker 1 I swear to God, that actually does matter, though.

Speaker 2 That dude, that's kind of fucking terrible.

Speaker 1 Somebody was saying he's doing it because he's trying to get views because he wants to do like a streaming thing on X, like a new show on there. Just hire pro gamers.
Who knows what's going on?

Speaker 2 Or just be like, I like to play video games every now and again. You don't have to be a world-ranked player.
That's crazy. That is crazy.
Although he is, it's, I don't know.

Speaker 2 Is he the first case of like unchecked autism?

Speaker 2 Pretty much. Because have we had autistic billionaires before?

Speaker 1 We had to have had a couple, but I'm sure most of them had something. But he's the first one that he seems like he's he wants fame.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And autism and fame together is

Speaker 1 almost makes me think he's not autistic.

Speaker 2 True. Those bros fucking.

Speaker 1 Don't care at all about that.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's actually a good point. Typically, that's a good point.
Who knows?

Speaker 1 This guy's confusing me.

Speaker 2 Video game lying is...

Speaker 1 Video game lying, though, that bothered me.

Speaker 2 I feel like you would an autist video game lie. That's the fundamental question here.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? I feel like there's a good lie. I feel like there's a code.

Speaker 2 Those bros.

Speaker 1 Especially on the vidges.

Speaker 2 That's what I'm saying. That'd be like being like, I know I could quote the whole Sonic movie back and forth and being like, bro.

Speaker 2 Bro, you're lying, dude. He's like, I hired somebody to fucking read me the Sonic lines so I could be autistic.

Speaker 2 i hope that's not true the thing that's been freaking me out about that kind of stuff is like and again i don't know if this is real or not but like people hiring like being their own hype men in the comments i've like i've seen multiple stories about different people doing this where it's like busted they like bust something read the com the comments bro i know this is what happens no but i know but exactly i get it you end up going i'll just i wish my friends would say this about me all to count everybody should know about this that would feel good to like anonymously be like actually it's actually pretty pretty fucking sick.

Speaker 2 I don't know what he was on laser text, newspaper number six.

Speaker 2 But yeah, people, they like the screenshots, again, you know, whether or not it's true or not, you never know, but it's like there's like a screenshot of them busting up their Twitter account, and then you saw the alt underneath it.

Speaker 2 And it's like, that's, and then they'll show the top comment, and like, yo, this person's, they're hyping themselves.

Speaker 1 Which, again, if you hire someone to do social media, people have burner accounts that hype themselves up and argue in the comments a lot. That's crazy.
Professional athletes do it a lot.

Speaker 2 That's crazy, bro. That's crazy.
Or if, like, you hire someone to do social media, like, yo, while you're at it, set up that other account. How about you say a couple of nice things about me?

Speaker 2 You know, maybe. I could see that.

Speaker 1 I could see that phone call, and then you don't even think about how lame that is until you get caught doing it. And they go, yeah, fuck, that was lame as fuck.
Oh, it's the worst, bro. Yeah.

Speaker 2 It's like the, I'd rather be caught, I'd rather be caught fapping accidentally on Zoom than have somebody catch me hyping me. Yes, hyping myself, dude.
That's devastating.

Speaker 1 Be like, actually, he's like really fucking cool.

Speaker 1 I don't even think he No, I think he looks good.

Speaker 2 He's actually like nasty at Diablo.

Speaker 1 He's so good at Diablo.

Speaker 2 If that's true, I pray that's not true.

Speaker 1 I pray that's not true. I hope there's another something behind that.
I hope he's trying to promote a show on X.

Speaker 1 I hope so, too. Because video game lying is

Speaker 1 treason.

Speaker 1 In my America. That's punishment.

Speaker 1 That's treason. That's firing squad.
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Speaker 2 True, with like...

Speaker 1 What is it?

Speaker 1 Chipotle? No, I'm all right.

Speaker 2 Thank you. You'd have the firing squad jump like Halo players.

Speaker 1 Teabagging my tree's dead.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Dude, I didn't know that. That's truly devastating, but you know, maybe

Speaker 1 I'm on my liberal shit. The White House came out and lied about, they said we were giving $50 million worth of condoms to Gaza.

Speaker 1 Why? I don't know.

Speaker 1 They're justifying they're cutting federal funding for a lot of shit because we're wasting tons of money on random bullshit. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And one of the examples they used happens to not probably not be true. Because we're giving $50 million worth of condoms to Hamas.

Speaker 2 They're not using them.

Speaker 1 They're not using them.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that'd be

Speaker 1 more condoms than

Speaker 1 $50 million worth of condoms is too much. There's no way.

Speaker 1 It turns out that's probably not true. But then what they're doing, which is very nice, because that lie was so stupid,

Speaker 1 the media can focus on that as like the story instead of the funding that should probably be cut, which they actually are doing. Yeah.
You know, to like

Speaker 1 foreign DEI company bullshit you know yeah the united states is paying like 80 million dollars to promote dei and fucking chad

Speaker 2 shit like that yeah it's i could tell i could i could imagine that being a gigantic waste of money yeah

Speaker 1 what gender are you i am mechanic

Speaker 1 all right well we can shut this program down program's done

Speaker 1 i am mechanic okay

Speaker 2 you're the dei instructor you come back with like hard ptsd like good view you fucking good bitch.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I've been watching those videos. They've been firing me up.
Africa Core. What's Africa Corps? It's the funniest.
It's just dudes getting interviewed on the street.

Speaker 2 Dude, they're the best.

Speaker 1 Would you ever marry a woman that makes more money than you? Never.

Speaker 1 Never.

Speaker 1 I said. You feel good.

Speaker 1 Never.

Speaker 1 I will always be poor. Why are you gay? Oh, dude.

Speaker 1 Africa Core. Africa Core is hilarious.

Speaker 1 What gender are you? I am a mechanic.

Speaker 1 Yeah, those dudes fucking rule. They're the best.

Speaker 2 It's a shame we can't get along better, man. It'd be so cool to just like.

Speaker 1 We get along with Africa. We do, for sure.
Yeah, we can chill with those.

Speaker 2 But I'm saying we got to stop fighting. Every other country.
So all of our, like, think about our enemies, dude, abroad.

Speaker 1 China's, you know, like it or Haiti. China's hilarious.
They're funny as hell, dude. They're funny as funny as hell.
They're funny as hell. North Korea.
Hilarious. I know.

Speaker 1 Dude, they all got addicted to porn when they got sent to Ukraine.

Speaker 1 There's dudes in like Russian hospitals posting videos, like Russian soldiers, like, these are my roommates. It's two North Koreans.
There's a TV in the room, and they're like,

Speaker 1 what the fuck is this?

Speaker 2 That's their like, remember how the soldiers got like peanut butter, German soldiers got peanut butter for the first time in World War II?

Speaker 2 They're just watching fucking fail army, like, holy shit, everything I've ever been told is a fucking lie.

Speaker 2 This shit is awesome.

Speaker 1 They see CGI. They see like the Geico fucking gecko.
They're just like,

Speaker 1 it's talking.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's got to be crazy, man. Especially getting tossed into Russia and having Russians being like, oh, you didn't know about this shit?

Speaker 1 Yeah, check this shit out.

Speaker 2 Blue jeans.

Speaker 1 Check this shit out.

Speaker 2 Although Tucker was saying Russia is chill as hell. I watched that one video where he went to a supermarket.
Yeah. It looked like an Audi's where he was just like, this is amazing.

Speaker 1 They have everything here. Fresh produce.

Speaker 2 Yeah, they have stuff there although apparently uh you're never gonna believe it russia has stuff russia has stuff or they apparently putin called i think putin is trying to rile up the right-wing bros he's like yo actually send fauci over here i'll deal with his ass and everyone's like yeah we'll on twitter like oh send him over here right now

Speaker 1 you'd be surprised he's uh he is pretty it is pretty massive they also said the biden administration tried to kill him Really?

Speaker 1 The Russians came out, I think, today, and said they tried to kill Biden and Trump, or Putin and Trump. What? Yeah.

Speaker 1 that could just be horse feeding. True, but it is.

Speaker 2 I mean, it is.

Speaker 1 But it does seem like somebody tried to kill Trump. Yeah, for sure.
He did get shot in the fucking head.

Speaker 2 Someone did try to get his ass.

Speaker 2 Putin, too. I mean, it is.
If Putin's over there, that is.

Speaker 1 The other guy that tried to shoot him was what, living in Ukraine?

Speaker 2 Kind of weird. Yeah, that's not a good one.

Speaker 1 Oh, hell. What the hell?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, hell's breaking loose, dude.

Speaker 2 I'm just watching fucking RFK get in there and they're like, you think fucking kids?

Speaker 1 Spazzle. You don't like pop-darts.
You guys don't fucking like pop-tarts. Fuck you.

Speaker 2 All the kids are going to die. It is crazy.
He's like, look, it's not working. Health-wise, we're not doing well.
They're like, we understand that, but you, didn't you say that?

Speaker 2 And it's just like, dude, let it go. You guys had it.
You guys held down the fort.

Speaker 1 They held down the fort.

Speaker 2 You had fucking...

Speaker 2 The fort sucked. You had the Fouchman in there.
You guys got your... How long was he in there for?

Speaker 1 Fucking forever. He's in there for fucking ever, dude.
Yeah. It's like, let's fucking roll the dice, man.
We're all fat as hell. Let's roll the fucking dice.

Speaker 2 I got type two motherfucking diabetes almost. I wouldn't mind switching things up a little bit, dude.

Speaker 1 Switch it up.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I was over here, like, dude, I'm probably one of the healthiest guys I know. I'm like, fucking.

Speaker 2 Damn it, I got type.

Speaker 1 I mean, the fittest guy at a comedy club is

Speaker 1 fucking not that impressive. I go there, I'm like, hey, shit, it's all right.

Speaker 2 This is truth. But yeah, hopefully, we come out of it.
I think after two more years, we might come out. All right.
They do got to stop fucking lying and doing Nazi salutes. I just wish.

Speaker 2 I just wish they stopped lying. Video game lying, no Nazi saluting.

Speaker 1 My heart goes out to you. It has nothing compared to lying on Diablo.

Speaker 2 That's true.

Speaker 2 Heart goes out to you.

Speaker 2 That's a gray area up for interpretation. Video game lying is cut and black.
It's cut and dry. It's black and white, man.
It's cut and dry.

Speaker 2 Oh, man. I pray that's not true.
You guys looked at it. I need to know.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he did.

Speaker 2 It is true. He admitted to it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Sean said he admitted to it.

Speaker 3 And the post says he admitted to it, paying players to help him rank up and get his guys. I don't know how Diablo works, but apparently he paid to get that rank.

Speaker 2 Have guys play under his avatar?

Speaker 3 I think a mix of a few of those sorts of things.

Speaker 1 Mexico play for a moment. Tom Fuller.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 There's like money in those open world games that becomes almost like real money. It becomes like you could, you know, it's like a tradable commodity.

Speaker 1 Guys would trade accounts like rune scape you know you'd like get a level 100 rune scape account and then you'd sell it to like another guy that's probably what he did he just probably bought a bunch of level 80 accounts really a little a little inside rim job

Speaker 3 yeah i think they they looked at his rank and they were like if you can never do this in the amount of time you said by yourself but dude his mind's a storm dude he's a genius

Speaker 2 i guess his mind's a fucking storm dude it is sick to have a storm being like i gotta get a higher fucking Diablo rank.

Speaker 1 I don't have to talk to him. Oh, man, I don't know.

Speaker 1 I don't know Diablo, but. Whatever.
At least he owned up to it.

Speaker 2 You know, at least he's fucking...

Speaker 2 That's good. Holding it down, like, that'd be crazy if you held it down like Watergate style.
I was like, I'll never fucking admit until I die. He should have.

Speaker 1 Yeah. He should have hidden that.
I would have said, no. I did not video game lie.

Speaker 1 Yeah, true.

Speaker 2 I would have been like, we got to invade Vietnam again, actually, just distracted the whole fucking game.

Speaker 1 Fucking bomb Vietnam.

Speaker 1 That fucked me up. I watched that.

Speaker 1 I got 20 minutes left of that, Ken Burns. It was good.
Finish a Ken Burns. You feel like you did something.
Dude, that's like reading a fucking book.

Speaker 2 That was dense, man. That was a lot.

Speaker 1 It was easy because my girlfriend's friends were visiting. So I was just in my room shacked up with some Ken Burns

Speaker 1 watching Vietnam.

Speaker 1 Watching Warsaw.

Speaker 1 It's a sick move, actually.

Speaker 2 That does create like a little sanctuary blast zone.

Speaker 1 What are you doing?

Speaker 2 I'm like, mom's watching this thing about a horrible.

Speaker 1 Watching Vietnam, you guys are are not going to watch it.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 It is like one of those frequencies. It's a scarecrow.

Speaker 1 Yeah. It's a scarecrow.
It'll come in the room and they'll go.

Speaker 1 And it would all run.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it was a bummer. Nixon,

Speaker 1 I don't know why. I was getting reports that Nixon was kind of the man.
He was, according to Ken Burns' documentary, that guy sucked.

Speaker 2 Yeah,

Speaker 2 people say he's bad.

Speaker 1 Who was telling you he was the man?

Speaker 2 Who was telling you he was the man?

Speaker 1 Louis likes him. Yeah.
I think Louie likes him, but he recognizes his flaws. And then, what's his name? Nick Bryan was in here.
Nick Bryan, you were saying like he was.

Speaker 1 There's a lot of people that were like, he's kind of, and I've defended him. I've been like, he ended Vietnam.
It was pretty good. It's like

Speaker 1 he didn't want to.

Speaker 1 He wanted to do it for political purposes. They had peace talks lined up before the election.

Speaker 1 And he, as a candidate, went in and was like.

Speaker 1 He talked directly to the South Vietnamese and he was like, don't do these peace talks. Wait till I'm elected.
We'll get you a better deal. Damn.
So he shut down peace talks for his election.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's fucked up. That's crazy.

Speaker 2 The book I read, the Born Again book, with the guy, Chuck Colson, who was like his dude who went to jail for Watergate, or one of the guys who went to jail.

Speaker 2 I remember him claiming they had these peace talks going. They got like sabotaged, but that was before it even got in there.

Speaker 1 That was, yeah, he was a candidate. Oh, yeah, they don't talk about that.
That's pretty dumb. And then they tried to have peace talks, and they waited.
The peace talks took 10 weeks because

Speaker 1 South Vietnam and North Vietnam couldn't agree on what table to use.

Speaker 1 They were like, if we're on this side, you guys have to be on that side. And they fought about it for 10 weeks.
What? And the war just kept going.

Speaker 1 They didn't want to break bread together? No, they wanted the Viet Cong and the North Vietnamese to sit on the same side because they were like, you guys are the same fucking team.

Speaker 1 Stop pretending you're not.

Speaker 1 And then the Soviet Union came in with a big plan 10 weeks later. What about a round table? So no one's really on a side.
And everyone was like, all right, that works. Kind Kind of a good idea.

Speaker 1 Now let's talk.

Speaker 1 It was the dumbest. Vietnam was the dumbest piece of shit war.

Speaker 1 And the whole time, people were like, even in America, every single person that went over there was like, we shouldn't do that.

Speaker 2 Don't do that. Well, the idea was.

Speaker 1 Every advisor was like, don't do it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, this is not a good idea.

Speaker 2 The idea was they were under the threat of becoming communist, and we were supposed to go in there to be like, hey, guys, come on, man.

Speaker 1 This is, don't do that.

Speaker 2 Then we just started shooting people.

Speaker 1 We sent over advisors under Kennedy. And then he was like, We're not going to ever send troops.
Yeah. So they shot him in the head, and then LBJ sent troops in.
Damn, dude.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's why they shot him in the head.

Speaker 2 And then

Speaker 2 what was the upside for America, though?

Speaker 1 I don't know. We got stuck in this war that we were going to try to make South Vietnam the government there, like a democratic.

Speaker 1 Like we elected their guys, and everybody we elected kept being a corrupt fucking psycho. Dang it.

Speaker 1 Shit.

Speaker 1 Just sucked.

Speaker 2 And then we decided to get it.

Speaker 1 Well, the one thing that bothers me, especially on the internet, there's nice memes where Vietnam fucked us up.

Speaker 1 We literally committed a genocide there. They did not fuck us up.

Speaker 1 We murdered. Look at this.
It was like literally a million. We killed a million.
You're saying we won.

Speaker 1 By America's standard of body count at the time, that was what they were going with.

Speaker 1 America was like, we're winning the war. We killed so many.
But they didn't say mercy. They were like, they never said mercy.

Speaker 2 Ah, that kind of, that sucks. They never said uncle.
That is a giant psychological victory to be like, yeah, we don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Kill a million of us. I don't give a fuck.
You're like, well.

Speaker 1 They mad dogged us. They did.
No, we got a little soft. That was the other thing.
Because I'm watching this. You know, it's a historical documentary.
I'm watching it like it's a movie.

Speaker 1 I'm thinking, like, oh, man, we should have won this war. We could have fucked them up.
Not even thinking about human lives. But the people back home were real like anti-war.

Speaker 1 Our journalists were really...

Speaker 1 taking it upon themselves to try to get peace by showing how awful the war was. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And of course, North Vietnam didn't have freedom of press. So they were just telling everybody, we're fucking winning.

Speaker 2 Meanwhile, America's like, this is a disaster. Did it was a disaster.

Speaker 1 It was a disaster.

Speaker 2 That's the hard part. But they should have been aware.

Speaker 1 It's also a war.

Speaker 2 Yeah, true.

Speaker 1 I understand doing the right thing by reporting on terrible things. Yeah.

Speaker 2 But I just don't understand.

Speaker 2 I can never understand how it started. Like, World War I was Archduke Ferdinand.
They're like, oh, fuck. Like, I get the beginnings of that.

Speaker 2 I've never, there was, was there like in like the Civil War, there was like Fort Sumter was the first battle?

Speaker 1 I never understood like the first battle where they're like, hey, oh, shit. Well, Vietnam didn't have like, it did have battles, but it was nothing.
It was like, it was a weird war. There wasn't like,

Speaker 1 like, there'd be a battle for like a hill. Yeah.
And we would take it. And then the next day we would just abandon it.
Like, nothing made sense. That's crazy.

Speaker 1 It started with like France leaving.

Speaker 1 And then the communists kind of taking hold and starting to take over

Speaker 1 in south Vietnam being like, can you help us out? Yeah. We're like, we'll send advisors.
Then we're like, we should just dump a bunch of money into this and our people.

Speaker 1 And then we ended up sending troops.

Speaker 2 So you have to just like, you have to just take out the communist leaders. That's like the military objective.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 We didn't want China to expand into Vietnam the way they were.

Speaker 1 Exciting stuff. That is pretty exciting.

Speaker 2 I mean, dude, I never really knew. I knew it was like a

Speaker 1 thing about Vietnam. That's what I was saying.
I watched the whole fucking thing. I still don't know what happened.

Speaker 2 I mean, that's pretty good recounting.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but nothing makes sense

Speaker 1 as to why anything happened. Yeah, it's fucking weird.

Speaker 2 I mean, it does, you know, I don't know. Yeah, I still.

Speaker 2 I got a, I did Marty Benz podcast on Bitcoin

Speaker 2 yesterday. So I had the same experience.

Speaker 1 I've never understood a thing about Bitcoin.

Speaker 2 I'm a little bit confused.

Speaker 1 I don't know what it is.

Speaker 2 It's a technology. It's like one of the greatest technologies man's ever done.
I can do that.

Speaker 1 I can do that.

Speaker 2 So, dude, he was explaining it yesterday. How do they mine it?

Speaker 1 What is being mine? What is happening?

Speaker 2 So,

Speaker 2 this is my understanding of it.

Speaker 1 Somebody tell me.

Speaker 2 This is my hard-earned, and I don't know if this is even correct, but

Speaker 2 so there's like a computer network that is somehow securing Bitcoin by

Speaker 2 solving this, like, mathematical equation that founder set out to where, like, it increases in difficulty.

Speaker 2 So, if like a lot of Bitcoins are being mined, you're mining a Bitcoin, you're being rewarded for dedicating computing power that then like secures the network itself, which is just this like weird mathematical function that can be like solved.

Speaker 2 And then for solving it, you get a little Bitcoin as a reward. But then it, then it like, the network knows the problems being solved, so it ups the difficulty.

Speaker 2 And then you kind of like, it like tethers back and forth.

Speaker 1 That's like, it was weird as fuck. Yeah, but that doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 2 Yeah, not really. I don't understand it either.

Speaker 1 I've been hit with a lot of speeches on it. Yeah.
I got hit with Sam Hyde, Nick Mullen. I've been hit with serious rants on Bitcoin.
And I've never, I've just

Speaker 1 stare at them. Well, there, there there is.
People talk to me about money, and I go, all I know is

Speaker 2 it can't be.

Speaker 2 The big thing is the fiat currency.

Speaker 1 You should have focused on money.

Speaker 2 The fiat currency is the big port of it, where it's like any, any currency is like the policy dictating the worth of the currency is dictated by a centralized governing body.

Speaker 2 But Bitcoin, the network through which it's exchanged, that is somehow bolstered by like voluntary computer power that is given Bitcoin as a reward allows for it to never be centralized and dictated in a way where like, you you know, if you own, if you have all your money in USD and they're printing out tons of US dollars, it fucks up your money.

Speaker 2 Like, your money in a bank is literally dissipating. If you're not investing, your money's disappearing under inflation.
Like, a part of it is just disintegrating. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And Bitcoin's argument is that it won't do that because they're only going to ever put out 21 million Bitcoins. That's like the whole thing.

Speaker 2 It's just, but I'm like, yeah, but like, he's like, you can just save it. I guess you can just save it and just put, use it as like a savings account.

Speaker 2 That was the whole, let me just talk about other stuff, but it was cool to hear about like hash point. I still don't understand that.
He's like, well, then it reaches the hash point.

Speaker 2 The hash point dictates the difficulty level. And it was just like, bro,

Speaker 1 I don't understand any of that.

Speaker 2 I hope it goes up to 200, man.

Speaker 1 That's all I know. Yeah, I don't know anything.

Speaker 2 But they claim they.

Speaker 1 I do know your money managers get mad when you say, put that into Bitcoin.

Speaker 2 They don't like it, dude.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 2 They don't like it. Well, because it completely apparently just totally undermines the way Wall Street functions.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 Again, I'm out of my depth on that, too. But I did get a little bit, now I understand what mining Bitcoin is: it's like dedicating computers.

Speaker 2 So, like, you're just like you have a computer and it just does math problems, really hard math problems all day.

Speaker 2 And then, every now and again, you're like, damn, you just got a fraction of a Bitcoin.

Speaker 1 You're like, yes, it's Math Castle. It's stupid.

Speaker 2 It's literally Math Castle. I don't like that.
You have Math Castle. You have like a huge rack of computer servers doing Math Castle.
Every now and again,

Speaker 2 Yoshi or whatever his name is. Shoshi is like,

Speaker 2 the thing, you get a Mario coin and you go, yes.

Speaker 2 I am kind of mystified by that.

Speaker 1 That's stupid.

Speaker 1 If that's how it works, that's dumb. You just do math problems.
A computer does things? That's a little bit of a shit. And who's benefiting from the computer doing something?

Speaker 2 The network. The network having its, it's...

Speaker 1 The network just gets bigger.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Bigger and more secure.
So it's like with the more computing power you have dedicated for some reason to doing these math problems.

Speaker 2 That way, like when an exchange happens, it's somehow validated within the thing. It's like, yep, this definitely happened.
It's like a... kind of a worry-free way to exchange money.

Speaker 2 They're saying you can't scam it from what I've heard. I don't know if you can or not, so it was pretty cool.
I got Bitcoin pilled yesterday, and I was like, damn, it's kind of sick.

Speaker 2 I always wanted just to know more because I don't know literally anything about it.

Speaker 1 And these dudes are like, you seem to have an idea of what Bitcoin is. I just know them.

Speaker 1 I know about mining. Yeah.
I tried to build a rig. I couldn't do it.
The programming part was too hard for me.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you tried to build a rig to mine. Yeah.

Speaker 1 How far did you go in 2015?

Speaker 1 I had like two GPUs ready to go.

Speaker 1 Damn, you could have done it. Yeah, no, you could have stuck with it.

Speaker 2 What was the coding thing that

Speaker 1 put a program on there, and I couldn't do it.

Speaker 2 What, the math problem? Yeah. What's the math problem, dude?

Speaker 1 I don't know. It's too much.

Speaker 2 I was trying to figure out. I'm like, dude, how hard is this math problem? And how the fuck did it work?

Speaker 1 13 times 7.

Speaker 1 No one can do it. What is it? 13 times 7.
No one on earth can do that, dude.

Speaker 2 Your computer just blows up. You're like, fuck.

Speaker 1 20 seconds tower. 91.

Speaker 2 Yeah, we got into quantum computing. I was like, fuck.
That makes no sense. Quantum computing, no sense at all.

Speaker 2 Because quantum mechanics has to deal with like the teeniest, tiniest specks of like matter possible. And I'm like, okay, I understand that, but how the fuck does you have a computer dealing in that?

Speaker 2 I can't do any of it. I guess instead of megabytes, it's minibytes.

Speaker 1 And you go, oh, shit. It's minibytes.

Speaker 2 It's just unparalleled computing computing power.

Speaker 1 What do you have? They're called qubits.

Speaker 2 Qubits? They're called what? What's a qubit do?

Speaker 1 A qubit is a measure of quantum power.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but like, okay.

Speaker 1 It seems like we all know the vocabulary around it. That's what I'm saying.
I'm going to have a tough time explaining what it is. I did.
Okay. So I watched a video.

Speaker 1 It was like explaining, like, I was five. The guy was like, quantum computing is like, so you know how a coin has two sides?

Speaker 2 Sure.

Speaker 1 There's a...

Speaker 1 End point.

Speaker 1 Both parts are entry and end point. But like, quantum computing is like spinning a coin because there's an infinite amount of entries and exits.

Speaker 2 So it's not 0, 1. The program's not 0101.
It's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but like, infinite because it's an infinite amount of points. That's all.
That made no sense.

Speaker 1 Points of what? What are you talking about? Entry and exit, points of what? Points of data, points of computing, points of processing. So it's not binary.
It's not general fucking words.

Speaker 1 It's not binary. I don't like these words.
It's non-binary.

Speaker 1 Your computer is run on a series of 0-1, 1-1, 1-1, 01, 1, male, female, male,

Speaker 1 no non-binary bullshit.

Speaker 2 Common computing is gender fluid. It's codeful.
It's fluid. It's just like a 1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 5, 6, 9, 9, 9.
Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 I didn't even think about it. There's a 9.
There's a 9 in this computer.

Speaker 1 What if instead of 3? Oh, yeah,

Speaker 1 that's definitely taken over. Yeah, I understand it now.
Thank you.

Speaker 2 Just a little bit more.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 let's do it, right?

Speaker 1 Thank you.