Ep 542 - Indulgences (feat. Druski)

Speaker 1 Wow, wow, Wes.

Speaker 1 That'd be fun. Let's just start.
Fuck it.

Speaker 1 Hey. Yeah,

Speaker 1 I thought it was, could have been House again. Nah, we actually have that coming.

Speaker 1 We shot that, but we haven't done that. All right.
I watched season one. It was great.
Yeah, it was, man. It was hilarious.
It's very interesting. I'll tell you that.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 We've got some interesting characters involved. Really? Insane people.

Speaker 1 Do you cast yourself, or do you have like a casting agent right now?

Speaker 1 Like, majority of them will come from the auditions. Like, we'll go to different cities and have like auditions and shit, but then you still have your,

Speaker 1 you know, freshly picked from social media in there. And I'm sure you know, you've scrolled and seen some.

Speaker 1 We watch the auditions here. Yeah.

Speaker 1 We usually before we film or after, we we're fans we toss on the auditions yeah so what is the show again explain i want to know all right so could have been love is different from could have been house could have been house is necessarily it has something to do with the auditions you know we go to each city do auditions you know if you have good music if you have good talent whatever we put them all in the house the best of the best getting to the house for that season so last year we did season one It's kind of like making the band back in the day, where, you know, you're competing for money, you bring around celebrities.

Speaker 1 We had Snoop Dogg, we had all these different people. This year, we've got a whole different setup, it's the same type vibe, but more celebrities, everything, the risk is higher, more money.

Speaker 1 Yep, so that'll be season two. Could have been love is the first time we've ever done this.
Could have been love is necessarily has to do with me trying to find a woman, yeah,

Speaker 1 you know, trying to find something that makes sense for me and yeah, just a conventional, healthy way, yeah, like the newfound fame, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, you get R.I.P.

Speaker 1 Diddy for making the band, dude. dude.
Yeah, that's a great show.

Speaker 1 Damn, so yeah, you're trying to find the one. He didn't die, though, man.
He just.

Speaker 1 I mean, he probably wishes. He probably wishes he did.
It's coming. Yeah.
Yeah. Hopefully, he doesn't fucking get sad like Jeffrey Epstein did and fucking kill himself.

Speaker 1 So, so you're just trying to find the one. They're going to come on TV.
Yeah, I think

Speaker 1 it's mainly about just me getting that connection with a girl, man. And, you know, which is hard when you're.

Speaker 1 Are you going to abstain, though? You should mind fuck them and abstain the whole time. What is abstain?

Speaker 1 Don't fuck them. Oh, okay, yeah.
Don't fuck them. Is that what that means? Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I thought you were still saying Epstein. No, no, no, no.
Just abstain. No, are you going to keep it chasing? Okay.
This is bordering on. No, it's not.
It has nothing to do with that at all. Actually,

Speaker 1 there's nothing like that. But everybody's over 21 for sure.
For sure. For sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that sucks.
What the?

Speaker 1 I'm not going to watch it.

Speaker 1 It kind of ruins the whole fucking thing. Man, I might not even need to do this for a hour.

Speaker 1 I need to get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 1 How would a girl capture your heart? They're in the house. Yeah, so pretty much,

Speaker 1 yeah, we put them all in there, but we put them through different things. Like, we brought celebrities to see if they could go through each competition.

Speaker 1 So, like, one day we brought like Bobby Altoff, and then the next day they get to meet Young MA. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 So we have a lot of different celebrities in there that put them through the ringer of like, are you good enough for Druski?

Speaker 1 Are you here for the the money because they also are competing for fifty thousand dollars yeah so it's not just about like my love and everything is we we we made a catch you know because we also want them to you know get compensated for their how many of the women are white well

Speaker 1 like two question two or three

Speaker 1 out of 18 like two or three okay all right yeah i think three yeah that's good yeah one is mixed that's good yeah Is that good enough for you?

Speaker 1 No, I was just wondering what the fuck if the show is about black love or not. Yeah, well, it's about a little bit of.
No, no, no. We actually have all races.
Like, we have

Speaker 1 a Mexican girl. We got a couple studs.
Girls,

Speaker 1 yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 It's a mixture of a lot of shit, man. If you've been following Reform, there's like a whole thing of reform studs on Instagram.
Yeah, bro.

Speaker 1 But see, they're not all the same. Everybody, they have these things now where they're calling them like STEMs or femme or, you know, so it's like a stud feminine type mixture.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they're not all just, it's not, I know back in the day, everybody's like, oh, that's a stud. Now they got these new titles.
It's like it has branched out. Damn, it's a bad thing.

Speaker 1 So, yeah, we had a mixture of a bunch, man. It was like picking through a

Speaker 1 studs like Chaos Agents? Like, what are the studs going to do? What are the studs? Nah, the studs, some of them, like I said,

Speaker 1 there's like a new stud thing where

Speaker 1 they're kind of like they still look for a man, maybe not for love, just a friend, maybe more. So, yeah, like kind of like a mentor.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 That's the vibe I get of it. I think it's more like a brother, like searching for a brother.
But, you know, I said even on the show, like, man, it's like, I have no problem with them.

Speaker 1 You can share clothes with them and shit. So

Speaker 1 I think it works out for me somehow, some way. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's a good show, though.

Speaker 1 Although, they can get activated and get on like...

Speaker 1 on like a steal your girl mission.

Speaker 1 They do pride themselves on that. Yeah, and that's the issue we had on the show, man.

Speaker 1 A lot of them were were trying to indulge in, like, getting with the regular girls. And I had to discipline them for that.

Speaker 1 How do you keep your studs in line? Man, that's why, yeah, we discipline them. Yeah, yeah.
They go through them. They go to their separate room.
Yeah, they have their own.

Speaker 1 Where are you putting them? We don't put them anywhere in the house. It's not like we're putting them.

Speaker 1 They're trying to do the whole R. Kelly thing.
He's like, yeah, where do y'all put them? Nah,

Speaker 1 everybody had, they got to choose their own rooms. We didn't put them anywhere.
But it's a big house, though. So it's, you know, you can only imagine it's 18 18 girls, so god, yeah, damn.

Speaker 1 How long are you guys in there for? Uh, hopefully, forever,

Speaker 1 yeah,

Speaker 1 a full week. We were

Speaker 1 a lot of Muslims have killed themselves for that exact scenario. Are you really? Yeah, it's 72, but yes, god damn, it's a heaven.
Yeah, I haven't heard of that. I don't know nothing, really.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you didn't know that that's what they get promised. They literally get promised 72 virgins when they like blow up a school bus.
They're supposed to be greeted by 72

Speaker 1 virgins, too. Not just like maybe fucked around a little bit, but like virgins.

Speaker 1 And you lived it. Well, okay.

Speaker 1 This podcast is a brand risk. This is a brand risk waiting to happen.

Speaker 1 You can edit whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You tell us.

Speaker 1 You got me thinking about everything I've said in the last 10 minutes. I'm out.

Speaker 1 Did we fuck up yet? No, you support the studs. Yeah, no.
No, that is pretty cool. By the way, fuck you.

Speaker 1 I watched your stuff. Yeah, no, you get it.
We're all. I know.
We're all, yeah, we're all everywhere with it, man. Nah, you know.
Dude, that's.

Speaker 1 But, nah, I'm, I actually, yeah, nah, this show, this show is going to be dope, man. I actually love this whole shit that we did.

Speaker 1 And it's owned by us, so it doesn't feel like anybody's telling us to do what they want us to do. Like, everything we have done comedically

Speaker 1 has always been.

Speaker 1 from me or my team you know our voice yeah so do you like is it true because i've heard in those like shows you kind of ply the house with alcohol you're gonna have like a lot of alcohol like how are you gonna keep people are you just gonna

Speaker 1 no with us nah we we we had some sponsors like we had happy dad we had taylor port but we didn't really like do it like that because i think naturally the girls are caddy man they they naturally were just ready to fight yeah just because the cameras are around yeah a lot of the girls just were doing it just we're like yo what the fuck did you just fight her for and she's like oh the bitch was talking over me No point.

Speaker 1 There's no reason why you would just go and bat her in the face for no reason.

Speaker 1 So a lot of it, yeah, a lot of this shit was real and it just didn't make sense i think you know with women they want to be kind of like this new culture of like baddies or you remember bad girls club that whole is like a thing so yeah they with with this show you're gonna see a lot of that type of

Speaker 1 for sure yeah yeah that would be awesome man yeah what happened to la may

Speaker 1 i think he thought about the baddies he got

Speaker 1 yeah he's headed back to his is this one of y'all's house this is my house oh this is your house yeah lemaire used to live here who he just moved out the guy that just went back to his

Speaker 1 the guy a coffee back in the back of the city. He did a beef laboratory, dude.
That's where he used to go. There's no furniture in that back room over there.
No, we just had to cleared out.

Speaker 1 He was jacking off back there.

Speaker 1 I was in Philly for the last five, six months. And Le Maire just went to the house.
Why did y'all clear the whole room?

Speaker 1 He made it his gaming room.

Speaker 1 And they lied to me about jacking off in there. He said he didn't jack off.
He only did it once. He basically said once.
Just once, dude. There's no way.
You do give it a hour.

Speaker 1 That's like when a cat pees in the basement. It's going to pee again.
You cracked the seal on that room.

Speaker 1 No way you were getting hard in there and walking back to work.

Speaker 1 You're not walking outside.

Speaker 1 It was an amphibious mission. You'd probably swim across the pool of water.

Speaker 1 I had no idea you stayed here, though, man. Yeah.
I feel like all white comedians live here. I was just telling them that Tom Segura, you, Joe Rogan.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no Texas.

Speaker 1 Yeah, what is the reason? Texas. Well, I think there's a couple of different places that have Texas.

Speaker 1 Why here? They don't have comedy clubs. Like here.
Here you can do comedy every night of the week. Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 Tennessee and Florida. Florida, yeah, Tennessee.
Nashville could get it.

Speaker 1 They could have it.

Speaker 1 You open your own shops? I don't know. Maybe.
Soon, go. But there you, I don't know.
I'm not going to buy it, build a comedy club. Yeah.
Somebody else. Why do people don't indulge in their money?

Speaker 1 Like, you really didn't. This is like a regular house.
Yeah, this is like an Airbnb I just rented. You fly in jets, though, man.
You can get a bigger house. Like, damn.

Speaker 1 Like, this is a nice house, though. I think I will.
Nice crib. Thank you.
Yeah, for sure. This is all I need.
I'm never here. Yeah, no, that's true.

Speaker 1 You don't, you don't, you don't really need too much either. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 You don't buy any designer shit. You're not wearing that type of bullshit.
Yeah. Fucking holes in my sweatpants.
Yeah. Why? Why, though, man?

Speaker 1 Well, there is something about it. If you like getting the labels, what not? I just want to get, I want to get to the bottom of it, but why?

Speaker 1 Because as a black guy, I want to know, like, dude, you have money. You got marks on your shoes.
What's what? Both of y'all. Y'all aren't just wearing.
They're not shoes anymore.

Speaker 1 What the fuck do you mean? These are not good shoes. You guys, but what is the name of those? I have no idea.
They have an M on it. Kahoos.
Kahoos. Kahoos.

Speaker 1 Trust me. It sounds like a fucking cereal, man.

Speaker 1 You guys are going to be wearing Kahoos in about 10 years.

Speaker 1 We, the whites, are dictating the culture these days. Yeah, no, y'all definitely.

Speaker 1 My uncle's wearing those. No, I know, but it's just, I don't get it, man.

Speaker 1 You just move low, dude. It's like being, it's like a triad boss, dude.
The guy will like sell hot dogs for 40 years. You just kind of move.
But where are y'all putting y'all's money into?

Speaker 1 Like, where, where would you say you've spent the most money at? Is it cars? Groceries. Women.
Groceries. Grubhub.
Groceries? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Grubhub, Japola. It's like $500 a week.
That's good, though, man. I just save it.
I save it all, man. Yeah.
Always ready for the fucking rug to get pulled out from under your feet. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 What the fuck does that mean? Just have it all crumble, dude. Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Can all come crashing down at it anymore.

Speaker 1 I was just curious because, you know, I never

Speaker 1 even with you, I always ask. No, I should wear nicer clothes.

Speaker 1 So you don't even choose to do jets, they'll put you in the jet a lot of times, yeah. But you're not just doing it on the show,

Speaker 1 yeah.

Speaker 1 It's usually with the gig, with the show. I'll be that's in the contract, yeah.
Yeah, so you'll build that in intentionally, yeah. Okay, so you like doing it, I do like doing that.

Speaker 1 All right, so yours is kind of like absolutely

Speaker 1 you like to indulge in getting to and from the show. Yeah, that's it.
That's it. Other than that, you're not going to see you at a fucking strip club throwing money and shit.
Yeah. Not anymore.

Speaker 1 Those days are gone.

Speaker 1 That was your thing? No, no, I never really did that. Oh, okay, okay.
That's good.

Speaker 1 How do you indulge? What's your

Speaker 1 girlfriend must be here, huh?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I know it.

Speaker 1 I always know when a girl's around somewhere. I'm like, yo, what are you doing, man? When I talked to you on the phone, you weren't talking like that.

Speaker 1 Shrushki, you want to shut the fuck up right now?

Speaker 1 Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 What are you doing?

Speaker 1 You're a completely different person right now, man. What are you doing, man?

Speaker 1 Yeah, naked girls dance. Yeah, yeah.
Naked girls dancing. No, I hate it.
No, I shouldn't put the clothes on.

Speaker 1 You're a humble dude, bro.

Speaker 1 How do you mean you, you also, as well? Go ahead. Thank you, man.
How do you indulge? What do you, what do you

Speaker 1 man, I try not to do the same. Like, I try try to, you know, spend a little here and there, but definitely not one of the guys that'll buy a bunch of cars or,

Speaker 1 you know, houses or nothing, spots, none of that shit.

Speaker 1 I like to invest back into whatever we're doing. Like, even with the show that we're doing right now, like, I like to spend my money there.
Or even with auditions.

Speaker 1 Like, that shit's expensive to go city to city and try to. Do these auditions.
People don't know that.

Speaker 1 And a lot of times when I show the production, like even my cameraman right here, film, he'll he'll take pictures of behind the scenes. People are like, What the fuck is that many people behind it?

Speaker 1 It's like a whole thing. So, it's not easy doing that, but I like to spend my money in that way instead of you know

Speaker 1 all that bullshit out there. You want to know something wild? Yeah, I saw a fucking drone last night.
Where? A drone? Yeah, one of the drones. What you hear about the drones?

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 no, I haven't heard about it.

Speaker 1 You didn't hear about the drones in New Jersey? No, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 You just hear me. What news outlet was that on? Everything.
Shadero?

Speaker 1 Yeah, they were. He thought they were aliens.
You see how to wipe out? He's like, no, it's not a fucking shader.

Speaker 1 Where was that at? Right here. I saw it outside.
There was a drone, like a real

Speaker 1 big, fucking huge drone. For like an hour, it was flying and it would come around.
It was doing the same lap over and over. You might have actually been.
It might have been someone just watching you.

Speaker 1 It was a real big fucking drone. What? And it was far.
Like, it was high.

Speaker 1 Do you feel like, do you believe in all the alien shit?

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 I just don't think anyone knows what the drones are.

Speaker 1 No one, I mean, if you've never heard of this story, I'd probably hear like a fucking mania. It's like the fucking camera drone.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but there's drones right now that people, no one knows what they are. And the government won't tell us what they are.
What? And they're like SUV-sized drones. In the air.
In the air.

Speaker 1 That's how big they are? But I'm saying, does it look like a circle? Is it like the no, it's like it kind of looks almost like a plane, but it's got lights everywhere. I'll show you.

Speaker 1 Damn, it's tricked out. Yeah, I need to see this.
It's got the ground effects. Nah, that does sound interesting, though.
I've never seen this.

Speaker 1 I mean, it's not that exciting, but there it is last night. It's far away.
You got raw footage? Yeah. Bro, this is a fucking plane, nigga.
No, it's not.

Speaker 1 I knew this was going to happen.

Speaker 1 This is a fucking plane. I was afraid to tell you.
I'm literally looking at it. This is a plane with red lights on it.
This might have been an emergency plane.

Speaker 1 No, no, no. I see what you're saying, though.
Hold on. And it was just doing fucking.
It was

Speaker 1 very good.

Speaker 1 It was literally just doing circles for as long as I was out there. What the fuck? You'd see it every like 20 minutes.
So other people have seen this, and

Speaker 1 nobody has said exactly what it was. No, people are, senators are literally asking the government to tell us what it is, and they won't.
Damn.

Speaker 1 Well, they know you're here. I'll tell you that.

Speaker 1 Whatever it is, they know that Shane Gillis is. I keep that thing out.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Nah, that's interesting. The first video.
I actually seen nothing like that for real. The first video is very good.
It kind kind of looks like I see what you're saying, looking like a plane.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it kind of has like the flash

Speaker 1 with my naked eye. But looking at that flight path,

Speaker 1 that's an irregular flight path. Yeah, because it's not just going through, it's stopped.
Yeah, that's filming it never does it justice. I do.
I saw it. I saw it live.

Speaker 1 Why does nobody have good HD footage of shit? I don't know. I tried to film it and it just got blurry.

Speaker 1 And then

Speaker 1 you can hear me. I feel like nobody has a good HD footage of nothing that we don't know about.

Speaker 1 This is.

Speaker 1 Yeah, my girlfriend was making fun of me for being old because I couldn't film it.

Speaker 1 Your old ass doesn't make it.

Speaker 1 She did what? Your old ass can't make it. Well, you can fucking do it.

Speaker 1 That's good UFO footage. Well, then you fucking film it.
I can't film it. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
Nobody has good footage of none of this shit, bro.

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Speaker 1 I wish. Oh, O'Connor was there.
He can vouch for me. For the UAP.
I can't have a girl vouch. Yeah.
You know what I mean? For what? To see a UFO. You can't have a woman be like, yeah, we saw it.

Speaker 1 No one's going to trust me. Because they believe everything.
No one's going to believe the woman, but I do have O'Connor was there, too.

Speaker 1 You can't have a female.

Speaker 1 You need two male witnesses.

Speaker 1 Any female witness is nullified, dude. Yeah, one male witness is equal to like five female witnesses.
The prosecutor just hits them with their horoscope in the the stand.

Speaker 1 They're like, yes, I believe everything. They're like, all right, Your Honor, rest my case.

Speaker 1 Nah, honestly,

Speaker 1 I don't know if I believe in that shit, man. It's definitely something out there in the ocean, but I don't know about it anywhere.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 I don't think there was an alien you have. Yeah, I think that was just a

Speaker 1 fucking weird government thing.

Speaker 1 I'm going to be out there tonight.

Speaker 1 Either that, or your neighbor is just there on some trying to fuck with you. There's also a chance it's just a guy.
Yeah. Yeah, just a neighbor.
Just having fun with it. It's a big fucking drum.

Speaker 1 You said you saw it on an outlet.

Speaker 1 Oh, dude. It was all in the news.
there was like

Speaker 1 they were everywhere okay so it was like people really were calling them the what yeah that's not a neighbor yeah no that could be china yeah it could be china although why would they like they have they could

Speaker 1 be

Speaker 1 china could why do they want to come to austin texas that's a lot of tech a lot of tech down here

Speaker 1 bro it's all tech now it's tech yeah elon musk so this is like kind of like the new portland yeah this is a lot of tech down there yeah led by elon musk Dude, what did you think about his fucking his heart out?

Speaker 1 Pouring his heart out like that? Yeah. Did you see that? Elon Musk could have fucked up.
You didn't see the Nazi salute from Elon Musk? Oh, yeah, I did see that. Yeah, that was.

Speaker 1 And he claimed to his end, bro. He's like, I'm sending my heart to you.
And he pounded his chest and then tossed his hand up. He threw it out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that is.

Speaker 1 I think a lot of the shit he'd be doing, sometimes he'd be trolling too. You think that's it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because he's heavy on Twitter and shit. He is.
He's always laughing at jokes on there.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. Shit that A.B.
posts. He's trying to do like the cats.

Speaker 1 like the cracker of the year awards and all that he always laughs at like that so i think he's he knows what he's doing he he's very funny but tossing a fucking yeah that was crazy though that's not that much

Speaker 1 at an inauguration

Speaker 1 political rally

Speaker 1 and then being like oh my god enough with the nazi stuff dude it's such a it's like that was wild that was a close one yeah i'm usually quick to defend that one why didn't you go i i saw like uh i was uh i went to the not dame national championship you were invited for sure though.

Speaker 1 Not through the administration. You're one of the pure winters.

Speaker 1 A.B. invited me.
I got invited with A.B.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Which was tough.
AB was at? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Antonio Brown was at the inauguration. Antonio Brown was at the inauguration.

Speaker 1 Dio Vaughn and the Paul brothers. I mean, that was a crazy lineup.
Dude, it was.

Speaker 1 I didn't see him. I didn't see A.B.
in none of those pictures. I didn't see him either.
He was there. For sure.
Yeah. You'd know that.

Speaker 1 I saw a picture of him and Trump, and he invited me to go with him. He took a picture with Trump? How is this not? I have not seen none of this show.
Yeah, I haven't seen it either.

Speaker 1 I saw the Paul Brothers were there. I saw one of the, it was this black guy there doing an MLK speech.
Oh, yeah. Trump's behind him, kind of fucking laughing.

Speaker 1 If you're a brother in America, he really that guy set us back right there. I don't know what

Speaker 1 I don't know what he even put that accent on for. I don't know why he,

Speaker 1 yeah, it was a lot, man. That's so he hit like the preacher.
He just really just, it's like, damn, bro. What was he doing? He's like, we will have Panama.

Speaker 1 Well, you don't do it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah,

Speaker 1 you're not allowed to do it.

Speaker 1 Just, yeah, let's just leave it alone.

Speaker 1 Let's leave it alone, bro. Let's leave it alone.
Just fuck it. Because after he thought it was just your claim, it just doesn't feel right.

Speaker 1 It doesn't feel right when you went to go and do that.

Speaker 1 That's how we both naturally talk.

Speaker 1 This is our radio voice right now. We've been coach switching this whole thing.
Whenever we talk, we're like, Yeah, I'd like some chipotle.

Speaker 1 Could I get chicken bowl with rice?

Speaker 1 He says, Yeah, no problem, Shane. One day the portions will be bigger.

Speaker 1 There's just some moves. That's just how we call Grammar Brandris, right? This is Brandrisky.

Speaker 1 We have a cease and desist letter.

Speaker 1 This is getting bad.

Speaker 1 Nah. Our lawyers are counterback with white boys crazy.
White boys crazy.

Speaker 1 Damn, Juicy, you're the man. Oh, man.

Speaker 1 Can you do a good MLK?

Speaker 1 No, I just see, I'm going to just leave that alone because that guy, he definitely,

Speaker 1 that guy definitely set us back so bad that I wouldn't even, I don't even think we even need to impersonate MLK. I don't even know why that guy did that.

Speaker 1 And if you look at Trump and Elon Musk and everybody's face when he was doing it, it just like it was crazy. It was, I don't know what he was doing.
It was almost as crazy.

Speaker 1 They were like trying not to laugh. It was almost like, bro, why are you doing this? Because it is funny.
Yeah, it's like. It's like, we know that's not how you talk.
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 God, yeah, it was bad. It was bad.
Who is that guy? Was he a pastor? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm kind of. I didn't see that.

Speaker 1 I missed everything on the internet.

Speaker 1 How do you Google that, by the way?

Speaker 1 Yeah, don't tell us. Yeah.
Yeah, that's not the best person to impersonate during an inauguration. Yeah.

Speaker 1 They could have just played a clip, clip, I think.

Speaker 1 True.

Speaker 1 Reverend Lorenzo Sewell. I knew he was a reverend.
What was he stoked on? Was he just like stoked on Trump or like

Speaker 1 I think Unity?

Speaker 1 Okay, that's up.

Speaker 1 I mean, that's nice. That's good.
Yeah, that's dope.

Speaker 1 It truly is, though. If you're going to give a speech, oh, well, that's good.

Speaker 1 Nobody had anything bad. Oh, wow.
Yeah, no, that guy's good. Yeah, that's a good deal.

Speaker 1 He could have just been like, all right. But he was just coming there for unity.

Speaker 1 That's actually nice.

Speaker 1 And maybe he just got carried away. The spirit of the moment.
He was just like, fuck it. I can't control myself.

Speaker 1 Let rip.

Speaker 1 I mean, Musk got carried away. Yeah, you saw Musk do a fucking Nazi sleep.
He's like, I'm doing the voice. Fuck this.
I'm going to have fun too.

Speaker 1 It's the 40s and 50s again.

Speaker 1 Everybody's going back. Let's just do whatever

Speaker 1 we were doing. That was weird, though, seeing like that.
Everybody was trying to get in there. Everybody was going back in time.

Speaker 1 And then you saw the Paul brothers got into it with

Speaker 1 Theo

Speaker 1 I thought it was a joke at first, but Theo really yeah, he hopped on classic bullying, dude. They fucked up his chair and had him fall.
He was serious, bro. Yeah, man, you'd be embarrassed.

Speaker 1 Imagine falling at the inauguration.

Speaker 1 Huh? Theo came back and said, my bad. Turns out they didn't fuck with the chair.
But was he trolling? I don't think. I think he was serious.
I have no idea. I didn't talk to him about it.

Speaker 1 I think he seemed serious. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 I was one of those guys. You never really know sometimes.
Yeah, you can't really tell, but that seemed serious. Yeah, he seemed, yeah, because why?

Speaker 1 Because it didn't seem like anything he was joking about. Yeah, there's no joking, none of the shit he was tweeting out.
Unless he sells a fight with them, true.

Speaker 1 He just goes and gets knocked out by Paul Brothers.

Speaker 1 I was ready to ride against the Paul Brothers. Hey, that's one way he could be selling that fight with him.
Maybe he sells just getting knocked out in a couple months. That'd be so sick.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, falling through a chair out of anywhere is hell. But inauguration, that's.
That is funny to think about Logan. Logan's the boxer, right? Or Jake? Jake Paul.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they both do it yeah no one fake fight logan is like a douglas yeah i think i think he he did that after he after he did the floyd one he was like yeah he boxed floyd mayweather oh he did yeah yeah yeah oh yeah i get him confused

Speaker 1 they both boxed but the younger brother's the one still doing who just beat the out of mike dyson

Speaker 1 so unnecessary

Speaker 1 so bad yeah that was like sad man yeah they had mike like button naked in locker rooms getting prepared i think that was mike yeah i think mike was doing that. Yeah, no, that's what I said.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, they had Mike really tweaking out.

Speaker 1 Yeah, true. But that might have just been, I think that was from other fights, though, man.
I think he had, I think he's got a form of CTE for sure. Yeah.

Speaker 1 There's a lot of people with functional CTE. There's CTE that you can notice off bat, but then there's like the functional kind.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 That like you could still, you could say wild shit and get away with it a little bit. Yeah.
It's like Tyson is one of them. Yeah, exactly.
It's like you have enough money. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And eventually it spreads and spreads until

Speaker 1 you just give it to all your girlfriends and punch them in the head.

Speaker 1 Okay, well, I don't know about that.

Speaker 1 I thought you were talking about it.

Speaker 1 I don't think you spread it like that. I think it spreads through the brain.

Speaker 1 It does, yeah. That's actually a decent point.
CTE does get a point. It kind of spreads.
He's got a point. Yeah.

Speaker 1 They got it from somebody who probably had CTE, too. Who's some functional CTE people that you feel like have functional CTE? I think it's probably just most former NFL guys.

Speaker 1 Yeah, anytime they flash to a UFC fighter, one of those things.

Speaker 1 Yeah, some of the fighters have it too. Some of the old UFC fighters.
Yeah, they're wrecked. Real old.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. It's got to be kind of sick to just be like, fuck it.
Yeah, I'm just going to get my head, my bell rang, and just rock with CTE for a while.

Speaker 1 Once you get over the fear, it's got to be kind of nice.

Speaker 1 Gamble whenever you feel like it.

Speaker 1 Fucking smash everything in your house. Those gamble companies, they'll be on you, too.

Speaker 1 They'll be looking for those people.

Speaker 1 You've been seeing that. You know about Bob Minery? I know of him.
He's been promoting the fuck out of some gamble. Oh, really? Oh, man.
They got him by the balls, man. He's just promoting.

Speaker 1 He usually does shit with like Milk Boys. Okay.
And different shit around that. But I don't know the name of the company, but it is funny, man.

Speaker 1 He'll do a promotion and then take it down in like an hour. He'd be like, if you want to win free tickets, come out to a game with me and just have all the shit you got to do.

Speaker 1 And then he'd be like, ah, fuck those people. I'm not doing this no more this company

Speaker 1 what the just happened bro you got all these people to sign up in an hour and then he's like if you guys signed up i'm sorry tomorrow we'll do a different one i'm like yo this is the worst business i've ever seen in my life but you know those companies they just like they got money man dude tons of money

Speaker 1 apparently they've been like

Speaker 1 killing it harder than anyone can imagine like billions of dollars out of the state of new jersey alone yeah you had to know that saga and jetty is big on that.

Speaker 1 The guy from Breaking Points was hipping me to the stats, and they're not good. Yeah,

Speaker 1 we never had betting like this. I know.
You had to go to Atlantic City. I don't think they were able to promote it back in the day.
Yeah, it was illegal. Yeah.

Speaker 1 They just made it legal, and now every single person gambles. Well, actually, LeBron James started doing commercials.
He was like, was he? Yeah.

Speaker 1 He does one right now with Kevin Hart, I think. Oh, yeah, that's right.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Damn, his deal just ended with China. Now he's doing gambling.

Speaker 1 I was mad at LeBron during the national title. Why? Oh, he was Ohio.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he was in the box. Oh, yeah.
I mean, you had to know. Put a crown on his own head.

Speaker 1 You knew Notre Dame wasn't going to win, though. I didn't think Notre Dame was going to win, but

Speaker 1 first drive looked great. Great season.
First drive.

Speaker 1 I did.

Speaker 1 I'm not supposed to talk about it. Well, that might have been the reason right there.
That shit didn't happen. What happened? No, I just met the boys in the morning, gave them a little.

Speaker 1 How did that go, Champ?

Speaker 1 I think I'm not supposed to talk about it. Okay, okay,

Speaker 1 true, true, true. But no, that was awesome.

Speaker 1 Yeah, got to meet Marcus Freeman before the game. Phil talked to him.
It was nice. That's awesome.
Phil made his way all the way back to the title after the week two heart attack. Huge.
Beast.

Speaker 1 How did you, how did you feel about the game? Do you feel all right with it? I mean, it was. I knew it was.
I was like. 21-7.
I was like, that's a game. Yeah.
And then

Speaker 1 they they cut it to one score with like four minutes, and then

Speaker 1 questionable decision to try to kick a field goal for no reason down 16 or whatever, yeah.

Speaker 1 But great season, we'll be back for sure. We got to raise some money for the Irish now.
No, they've got plenty of money, man.

Speaker 1 I'm gonna give them a little, those guys are gonna be a little bit of money's going. That's where all the money's going.
I'm going, fuck my family, it's going straight to Motorade Football.

Speaker 1 I was looking at the booster clubs eating, man. Yeah, I was looking at the confetti, watching Ohio State score, just sitting there going.
I called my agent immediately.

Speaker 1 I was like, let's book a show and give all the money to Notame.

Speaker 1 No Dame needs a champion. I woke up the next day, like, ah, fuck.

Speaker 1 Fuck. That's a lot of money.

Speaker 1 Fuck.

Speaker 1 You just take your half of the pro, like the fire show you're doing. Like, actually, Bill, I'll donate my own half to Notame.

Speaker 1 Fuck the LA fires. That's going to Notame needs a D-tackle.

Speaker 1 I need to give that to an 18-year-old. Those dudes is nuts, man.

Speaker 1 I think y'all did something for the LA Fires.

Speaker 1 That's on Monday.

Speaker 1 Me and Burr are going to do a show out there.

Speaker 1 Where's it at? Where's the show at? I don't know. In L.A.
I forget what it's called. The Will Turn.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Is that what it is? The Will Turn? They were talking about that when I was over there. Yeah, that'd be good.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I thought it was something for kids. I thought it was like a fundraiser.

Speaker 1 What, what I'm doing? Yeah, I thought. It's a fundraiser for the fires okay for la yeah i think it's going towards um randy quade's mansion yeah

Speaker 1 no what's happening is uh

Speaker 1 what's happening is all those rich people whose houses burnt down not that i'm like fuck them but

Speaker 1 they are all renting apartments now in la

Speaker 1 and the prices are just oh fuck everyone's fucked now because now thousands of rich people yeah just buying

Speaker 1 came down from the hills and they're just crushing it and like landlords are calling people like hey get the fuck out of here that's fucked I got a guy who's going to pay triple what you're a penny.

Speaker 1 And if people don't know the laws, they're just like, oh, fuck, my landlord said I had to leave. That sucks.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So. What the fuck are y'all talking about, man? The fires.

Speaker 1 There were fires in L.A.

Speaker 1 Did you know that? You don't know the fucking shit. Did you hear about it?

Speaker 1 No, no, no. That shit was a crazy situation, for real.
You know what's crazy? We had just eaten at that

Speaker 1 Nobu. I think, I don't know if that shit burnt down.
Yeah, I don't know anything about all that. So they were telling me where it was burning.
Like a Malibu area.

Speaker 1 They got like a bunch of restaurants on the water. But I saw a lot of that shit burning down on that whole strip.
Damn. Like the houses and everything.

Speaker 1 I don't know if Nobu or Soho might still be there. Yeah.
But you were there after the fire? No, it was like two days before it started. We were just there.
Was it fucking winter?

Speaker 1 I saw the videos of it, of somebody driving through that same area. Oh, wow.
And I was like, damn, this shit looks completely

Speaker 1 like swept through. But yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 I don't know what all got afloat. It was weird, too, because, like, you look at the footage, and there'd be one house left on the block.

Speaker 1 And it's like, that'd be crazy to just come back and be like, oh, fuck. Yeah, I did it.
Shit, all right.

Speaker 1 I'll move back in. Just move right back in.
Chill. That's crits.
Did you really live on fucking the moon? Could you

Speaker 1 Mars everywhere? You're just in a house. You'd be the Martian.

Speaker 1 That's crazy, man.

Speaker 1 That's fucked up. Dude, I came across.
That's fucked up that that y'all are laughing over there. What are y'all doing, bro? That's not cool, man.

Speaker 1 I got a factor for the family of the room.

Speaker 1 Dude, I heard recently

Speaker 1 37%.

Speaker 1 This is going to sober us up.

Speaker 1 37%.

Speaker 1 You see, I'm trying to whisper into my mic.

Speaker 1 As he's talking, I don't think it's funny, bro. For crazy, nah, all jokes aside, I really don't find that.
None of that funny for real. For sure.
No, but I'm doing a fundraiser.

Speaker 1 What are you doing to help?

Speaker 1 I was looking to come with y'all.

Speaker 1 That's why I brought it up.

Speaker 1 I wanted to involve myself. Oh, yeah.
There you go.

Speaker 1 What are they doing y'all are doing to produce? No, he was in Atlanta when I was, and I was like, because I was going over to say what's up to the team before the game.

Speaker 1 And I was like, it'd be nice to have Druski with me for the black players.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 The O-line was hyped to see me. True.
Let's get the White House and DBs fired up.

Speaker 1 Let's get the wide receivers fired up. Let's get the running backs and the White House going a little.

Speaker 1 Here's the running back. Let's get Druski.

Speaker 1 yo you're stupid linebackers no line were flying

Speaker 1 they gotta they gotta know who you are though the black players know yeah yeah yeah i was surprised yeah why though they a little yeah yeah yeah yeah i didn't think they'd get us hyped i was like i was going into it like no one's gonna give a this is gonna be awkward

Speaker 1 i walked in

Speaker 1 like sick nah they with you man everybody do

Speaker 1 shannon sharp used to do that where he'd be like i can't believe all these white people know about me. It's like, dude, you have one of the biggest shows on YouTube.
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 His shit is jumping now. Huge.
After that Cat Williams situation, he's

Speaker 1 like at 90 million for that one episode. Yeah.

Speaker 1 He got paid from just that one episode. Just that.
Dude, the sex tape was kind of sus, though. That was like.
Yeah, I don't know if that was. How do you go on Instagram Live on Axe?

Speaker 1 Yeah, that doesn't happen. Yeah, and then he just promoted a Donner Pill.

Speaker 1 I don't think I'm buying that either. I don't know.
I don't know if that actually happened for a for a

Speaker 1 while.

Speaker 1 More power to him if it was like a power. I feel like he would have gone longer.

Speaker 1 What do you mean?

Speaker 1 If it was intentional, I think he would have went longer. That was quick.

Speaker 1 I didn't know what you were going to see how it ended either, though. It was quick.
Well,

Speaker 1 two minutes. Yeah, but it could have been.
He was going hard, though. He could have been a bitch.
You got to think about it.

Speaker 1 He was going hard. He was growling.

Speaker 1 I think he had some good girls in there. It was intentional.
But see, that's the thing about it. If he was growling and doing all that, at some point, you're about to bust.

Speaker 1 If you're doing all that, because once you get in the mind, you're already there. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The sounds, see, that's people don't talk about that enough.
The sounds will get you.

Speaker 1 Fucking yeah, a girl. A girl makes one noise.
I go, shut the fuck up. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay. I don't care.
It's true.

Speaker 1 It's true.

Speaker 1 God, I told you not to make a fucking sound.

Speaker 1 I wear earplugs.

Speaker 1 I wear that shit, guys, wherever they land planes.

Speaker 1 It's a mind thing, man. So that's why I feel like with his it's like you know dude can you do that again what you what do you use

Speaker 1 yeah the second is like

Speaker 1 don't come don't come don't come i'm right there you go oh

Speaker 1 oh soon as that that bitch got there

Speaker 1 nah i feel like because immediately after he promoted like um

Speaker 1 this these sex bills so i don't know if that could have been a promotional thing you know kind of like when sneak dog said he was done smoking yeah came out with the the fireless grill or whatever Yeah.

Speaker 1 That company could have slid right in real quick, though. I'm like, dude, promote us.
You're

Speaker 1 everyone's talking about you grunting on that lady.

Speaker 1 You're right, though. That shit was a quick hump.
It was quick. Yeah.
Yeah, but he could have been in the middle of humping and set it off mid. No, you had to.
Nah, you got to go through.

Speaker 1 Somebody screen recorded everything you have to do to go live on Instagram.

Speaker 1 And it was so, it was like seven different buttons you have to press.

Speaker 1 Maybe the girl did it. Maybe the girl did it on his phone because that's, yeah, there's no way he did that on accident.
That's what I was saying originally.

Speaker 1 Because once you get to the open, once you get to the open,

Speaker 1 the fucking camera thing, which you slide over, you got to keep swiping to get to the live. And then once you get to the live, it asks you again, are you sure? Yeah.
Do you want to go live?

Speaker 1 It's not like

Speaker 1 it's not a pocket dial. You got to literally get there and agree to everything that is asking.
So I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 1 I'm glad he did it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, why would that be?

Speaker 1 It's just nice. Yeah.
I just like having it around. And also, I think about it a lot.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Maybe when I'm having sex, I go, good lord, if somebody heard me.

Speaker 1 I listen to it to get hype. If I got a show, I listen to it just to hype myself off.
You put it in the audio and just get hype right before I go on stage. That should be what you walk out to.

Speaker 1 Just play it for two minutes straight. Oh, that's a good girl.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's a good girl. He threw a couple good girls in there, which is like, oh, yeah, he did, though.
That's what made it believable with me.

Speaker 1 I think once you start throwing shit like that, and it's like, oh, okay. Good girl.
This might be real. Fucked up.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, dude. Talking her through an orgasm.
Like, yeah, good girl. That's what he's doing.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ew, bro.
He's training, dude. That's true.

Speaker 1 Is it? What's good, my nigga?

Speaker 1 That's my boy.

Speaker 1 Oh, I was hoping. Yeah.

Speaker 1 We're just in here rotting.

Speaker 1 We're in here coming. Hell yeah, man.
Dude, so this is what I was about to tell you guys to sober up the room. Apparently, you know, Kinsey, remember Kinsey, the sex researcher back in the 50s?

Speaker 1 They made a movie about this guy. Back in the what? Back in like the 50s, this guy.

Speaker 1 How old are you, man?

Speaker 1 I'm 38 for a second. I was like, am I 50 years old? Yeah, I'm like, what the fuck? So apparently in the 50s, this guy did like a crazy sex study where he was interviewing housewives, dudes.

Speaker 1 And he was like, because nobody would talk about sex back then. And he was like, here's what's actually occurring.
And apparently, I just learned this the other day.

Speaker 1 According to his stats, 37% of men had had homosexual experiences defined by one of the men reaching orgasm back in the 50s, and that was self-reported reported.

Speaker 1 That's a crazy stat.

Speaker 1 What, okay, what made you fucking look this up? My brother told me about it. Oh, you were jacking off.
No, I wasn't.

Speaker 1 I said, my fucking brother. Right.

Speaker 1 In the middle of the morning, my brother told me

Speaker 1 this guy was researching better.

Speaker 1 How to come better. You definitely, he stopped watching.

Speaker 1 He stopped watching porn. Now you're jacking off to fucking research.

Speaker 1 Don't act like you wouldn't jack off to some research. I wouldn't jerk off to the research.
The questionnaire, maybe. The questionnaire, maybe.

Speaker 1 If the questionnaire was charging enough, it'd be erotica.

Speaker 1 37% of dudes were around. In the 50s, dude.
I could be wrong. My brother could be misleading me.
He could be, you know, leading me down. Like somebody came.
Yes. Two dudes partied.

Speaker 1 At least one dude came, if not both. That's interesting.
What does your brother do? Just chills. He's chilling.
Oh, he's chills. He's not even working.
He's off the grid, bro. He's off the grid.

Speaker 1 He's off the grid, man.

Speaker 1 I understand why. He's doing research.
I understand why.

Speaker 1 He's in the dungeon, bro. But yeah, no, he just hit me with the fact that he said he's in the dungeon, man.
He's cooking up.

Speaker 1 Research on guys being gay in the 50s. Dude, I mean, is that a fucked-up fact? That's an insane, insane story.
If true, look, Google it, dude. Please, please produce this.
Google.

Speaker 1 I want to know if my brother's been sleeping.

Speaker 1 Dude, 30s in the 50s, dude. That's crazy.
And that's self-reporting. It's good they included the jizz part because otherwise back then everybody would be like I was kind of gay

Speaker 1 I said good night to a guy when I was leaving the party yeah

Speaker 1 10 my brother's fluffing the numbers bro he's fluffing 37 is crazy

Speaker 1 yeah you need to call your brother man I want to talk I want to talk to this guy

Speaker 1 I got to get some clarification.

Speaker 1 Call him. What's his name, Cal? Tom.
Tom.

Speaker 1 I knew it was one of those three-letter names.

Speaker 1 I'll put him on right now. Let me see if he can clarify.
I want to talk to him. Oh, shit.
I don't know why I typed Thomas.

Speaker 1 Oh, fuck, Tom. Let's go.
Let's get the clarification. Is he older or the younger brother? He's my older brother.
Oh, okay. Yeah, well, that's very weird.
He's the oldest. He's doing research.

Speaker 1 Second, second oldest. Oh, it's Tom.

Speaker 1 Fed's older than Tom? Yeah. I would have never guessed.
K-Fed's older than Tom.

Speaker 1 He's on FaceTime audio, dude. He's on that.
Oh, man, that show's over.

Speaker 1 He'll call me back. But yeah, dude.

Speaker 1 I could be wrong. But he was saying 37%, which is

Speaker 1 10.

Speaker 1 Oh, really?

Speaker 1 Maybe this is an updated study. Maybe it's the Kinsey Institute of Research.

Speaker 1 But...

Speaker 1 Here is my whole point.

Speaker 1 The reason I'm bringing this up, and this is the conclusion me and him reached independently, if it is somehow 37% self-reported, that means in real life, it's got to be what, like 90

Speaker 1 94. And the conclusion was we both reached this.
These are

Speaker 1 the same numbers, we're just holding

Speaker 1 my point is the science with this. Me and my brother were trying to say,

Speaker 1 94 fucking gotta be 94. 37 say yes, it's definitely the amount who actually did it and didn't say yes.
We'll do a blind study. Everybody, I won't tell on you.

Speaker 1 Yeah, everybody, close your eyes, raise your hand if you did something gay,

Speaker 1 Close your eyes. I didn't close my eyes because you're not fucking gay.

Speaker 1 Someone gets a gay game. I feel like if you participate, close your eyes.

Speaker 1 I feel like you're a part of it if you close your eyes. So I'm not going to close my fucking eyes.

Speaker 1 I'm not even going to play half of the game with you. My point was, me and my brother are arguing which one of us was the only.
There's only.

Speaker 1 I know you did.

Speaker 1 He closed his eyes. You closed your eyes? Yeah.

Speaker 1 But you said to close your eyes. I did, but if you participated in any way, that counts.
You're part of the percentage. Dude, I closed my eyes so hard

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Speaker 1 The boy was, me and my brother were suspecting we might both be the only straight dude actually in the world, the chosen one.

Speaker 1 Like the world's actually all gay, and me or my brother are the chosen one. I mean, we are Neo.

Speaker 1 I might be out.

Speaker 1 I've been in the room when dudes have jizzed.

Speaker 1 That's crazy. That doesn't count.

Speaker 1 It was straight, but. That's what I'm saying.
Straight as hell. You guys were stoked on pussy.

Speaker 1 Ah, okay. So it was like a train situation.

Speaker 1 It was a white guy train.

Speaker 1 White guy trains are teenagers jerking off together in the same room without

Speaker 1 it. That's not a train at all.
Usually, it's a white train. Yeah, that's like

Speaker 1 just for the fuck of it, for the fun, for shits and giggles? It's just porn. You just get porn, and you're just fucking stoked.
You don't get it. Oh, and just being there.

Speaker 1 Porn, you go to one guy, one kid's house who has a perverted dad. You go, bro, break out the stash.
The boys need to party.

Speaker 1 This is before the cell phones and shit.

Speaker 1 Back in the day, it was only a VHS. But why together, though? What is the reason why your team has to sit here?

Speaker 1 You're like, what the fuck type of white shit is this? Back then, why together? What is because you didn't know the next time you were going to see porn? Because it wasn't on the phone.

Speaker 1 It's no phones. And it was just a song.
Yeah, you're just like, fuck, I'm going to jerk off. Yeah, you guys go over there.
I'll go in this other room. Don't look.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 But there's no walls. It's just.

Speaker 1 Look, you just just

Speaker 1 punch holes in the middle. I mean, we all got perimul.

Speaker 1 No, you can't look, dude. Okay, yeah.
I mean, I get it. So that's what's up with the walk us through the train.
What's up with the train? I'm on the train because the train is weird.

Speaker 1 I've never indulged in those trains.

Speaker 1 But, you know, I think at parties and stuff, there was a thing, you know, where when you're in high school, everybody's going in, you know, girls twerking in the room here.

Speaker 1 And then you might go upstairs and there might be five guys and one girl from the fucking basketball team.

Speaker 1 And she's like the basketball trainer or water girl or whatever yeah right you never know and i think you know that would be considered a train in the black culture for sure and that's also considered gay well i i mean it's by me i've never participated i just i've just been at a party and maybe you know in high school you might see walk into a room oh okay you've seen the train station yeah you walked by yeah yeah yeah

Speaker 1 or you just hear about it at school you go back to school the next day and they be like oh yeah we run a train on so-and-so yeah you just never you know you never know.

Speaker 1 It depends on the situation, but yeah, that's the black train. Well, it's the same idea, though.
It's like, let's just all get walking. Were you at any of the Diddy parties or did you miss that?

Speaker 1 What the fuck, and where did that come?

Speaker 1 How did that

Speaker 1 evolve questions? When did he miss that train? How did that go?

Speaker 1 That train might have left the station. That train took off the station.

Speaker 1 That train took off from the station for sure. You were close.

Speaker 1 No, I know. I wasn't at that train station.
You left early? You left early. No, that was down the street from me.
I wasn't there. No.

Speaker 1 Did you ever meet, Diddy? Yo, what the fuck?

Speaker 1 Bro,

Speaker 1 I forgot you were like, yo, I've seen pictures with

Speaker 1 the picture. Yo, what's the look you gave me?

Speaker 1 Bro.

Speaker 1 That's the look of somebody who's like, well, I got cold, hard facts.

Speaker 1 I've seen you with the guy. No.

Speaker 1 Never been to that train station, though. No.
No. good for you.
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 1 Nobody has, apparently. Yeah, everyone hasn't.
I was relieved to learn that nobody was at the bar. I've been relieved of it.
Turns out no one was there.

Speaker 1 Everybody I've asked says, no, I was not there. Well, everyone pushes the time back.
Like, yeah, I always left at 2 a.m. at 3 a.m.
Everyone bustle their dicks out.

Speaker 1 Wasn't Denzel saying that? Yeah. Denzel was like, no, I got out of there.

Speaker 1 I think Denzel was there whispering like cool Bible quotes to people like the devil gets close to you when they're most successful. That would fuck you up.
And they're both getting their dicks.

Speaker 1 They're both getting their dicks. They said about the, I think it was the Will Smith Chris Rock situation.
Yeah, exactly. I don't think that was Diddy's house he said that at.
No, probably not.

Speaker 1 What the fuck, man? This dude be having hard, cold, hard facts, but mixes up the stories.

Speaker 1 I'm a storyteller. Denzel, yeah, that would fuck you up.
You're on ecstasy at a Diddy party. Fuck.
Denzel Washington comes up and whispers.

Speaker 1 Shit. These guys are sick, man.
Seriously.

Speaker 1 the diddy party who was there at least one guy who was at the diddy party yo guys the guys oh what the man

Speaker 1 just tell them

Speaker 1 it was like a back-to-back y'all are running a train on questions here

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I shared my pants.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. Damn, Juski, you are the man.
So what else is going on? Nah, fuck out of here, man. We're not going to flip it like that.
Nah, yeah, man.

Speaker 1 We're not going to throw that shit around, say that, and they'll be like, oh, man, you're the man, bro. Nah, we're not cutting from that and coming there.
Fuck out of here.

Speaker 1 We're not going to cut. What a cool story you just told us.
What a cool story.

Speaker 1 You the man, bro. Make sure you edit that out.

Speaker 1 That's worse than having it actually in there.

Speaker 1 Oh, fuck. Nah, nah, nah.

Speaker 1 Wow, wow, Wes. I don't know, man.

Speaker 1 There was the court testimony of that one producer who got like led along, and he said, like, he would try to mix tracks, and Diddy would just fucking scoop his balls. Like, he said that in court.

Speaker 1 That's what he claimed. That's legal document.

Speaker 1 But we've also tested that's neither here.

Speaker 1 That's having fun about that. Scooping balls is fun.
That's guys having fun. I could also have been.
Diddy might have been, he might have liked horseplay.

Speaker 1 And sometimes people take that the wrong way. That's true.
That's not horseplay, by the way.

Speaker 1 That's not a nut check. Nut check is like a quick fap.
It's not.

Speaker 1 You don't ever walk up behind your boys and go,

Speaker 1 nah. Can't wait to party with you, Lynn.
Yo, this is getting out of hand. You're the sticker behind the wig.
You're getting out of hand.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. You're a good girl.

Speaker 1 You're a good girl.

Speaker 1 Oh, fuck.

Speaker 1 This probably isn't good. Yeah, no.
Now we're back. You're going to have to scratch all this shit.
No, that's fun stuff. Huh? No, it's good.
That's fun stuff. We definitely can take it.

Speaker 1 This is fun stuff. It's fun stuff.

Speaker 1 You'll be all right.

Speaker 1 There are serious allegations against him, but yeah, I would never.

Speaker 1 He's innocent until proven guilty in my book. So we'll see what happens.
Why do you look at me after saying that? Like, just look at the fucking camera.

Speaker 1 Don't look at me. Dude, yo, bruh, look at me and say, hey, this is what it is, right? Rule one of filming.
I'm not going to do it. You get it.
You know it. It is what it is, man.

Speaker 1 Hey, man, that's your prerogative. Let's switch gears.
Let's switch gears. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm kidding. Oh, man.
So, what else? So, yeah, I actually did want to walk through this. With the house,

Speaker 1 like, are you nervous? Are you shy to like do like intimate acts with like around a camera crew? Or, like, how nah, I think uh,

Speaker 1 nah, with this show, this shows like a different side of you know, everything that I've ever done. You're being a little sweetie on the show, yeah.
Wait, huh? You're being a sweetheart.

Speaker 1 Yeah, what's your different side? Yeah, yeah, oh, just being sweet. You're being a little sweetie.
We can't go from the last topic and just go there and start talking about sweetie.

Speaker 1 I'm switching gears. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 So, no, I think ton of women in the house. No, no, no, no, no.
Totally different. But

Speaker 1 I do show a different side on the show, though, for sure.

Speaker 1 It's not the

Speaker 1 like the CEO character that you may see on like could have been auditions.

Speaker 1 It's still hilarious. It's a great show, but it does have, you know, me getting serious with some of the girls and like trying to see what's going on.
Yeah. This would be awesome.

Speaker 1 So, but, but to answer my question, how do you

Speaker 1 how do you separate no for real? Like, if you got the camera crew there, do you get like, is that, is that kind of crazy? Nah, we've never, I've never fucked on camera. Okay, that's correct.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, nah.

Speaker 1 I didn't fuck none of the girls in the house. So just like hand jobs and shit.
No, we actually, we didn't do none of that shit. No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 I got you.

Speaker 1 No hand jobs in the season.

Speaker 1 There's absolutely no hands. No hand jobs.

Speaker 1 No sexual nothing. The whole season.
Yeah, nah. It's on YouTube.
It's not. Oh, so people, I always thought those shows were like free-for-alls.
Nah, nah, nah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we never. The most is probably some kissing.
All right, that's not bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's pretty sick, actually.
You kiss

Speaker 1 you got, you got to see a couple of what was his name, okay? See, now

Speaker 1 that's an attack. All right, I'm joking about

Speaker 1 nah, it was some studs in there, so I understand. They prefer to be called that.
I would, yeah, yeah, yeah, dude.

Speaker 1 You'd be legend if you wiped a stud on the show at the end of the premiere, you got to see the finale, true, true, yeah. But let me know.
I mean, fuck, I don't even know what I'm talking about, bro.

Speaker 1 What the fuck?

Speaker 1 Let me know. Nah, you gotta watch it, man.
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta come episodes. Uh, February

Speaker 1 around

Speaker 1 Valentine's Day. Oh, no, no, no, I forgot an exact date, but around that time, yeah.
Are you going every episode at once?

Speaker 1 After we send the seasoned assist for this episode, being this episode will get taken down, but we could just air this part, just certain parts.

Speaker 1 We can have like a three-minute podcast of us going, When's it out?

Speaker 1 Great. It's a three-minute vibe.

Speaker 1 Are you going to do it like all the episodes at once? Are you going to do it weekly?

Speaker 1 I think we'll do it. Every few days.
Yeah, no, no, we'll do weekly for sure. Just because last time we got a little carried away with editing, we didn't have a full team.
We only had like one guy.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. So it was like so stressful.
That's crazy. So we started doing bi-weekly, then it went like a month by, and then the fans are confused.
They're like, what the fuck's going on? Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So that happens. Yeah.

Speaker 1 What's the next?

Speaker 1 What's the ex on the doc?

Speaker 1 Just doing more shit, man. Just trying to.
We have a Netflix show in the writer's room process right now.

Speaker 1 So we have that going on.

Speaker 1 Kudos to your show as well. Thank you.

Speaker 1 Thank you.

Speaker 1 I've never seen your boy on there. This is my first show.
He's in it. Dude, I dissolved into the role.

Speaker 1 I dissolved into the role. Most people don't even know it was me.

Speaker 1 He's a cop. He's the cop on the show.
Oh, yeah, the cop. Okay, so that's

Speaker 1 acting. You're doing a little bit.
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 I didn't notice that. Nah, that's.
I've got a, I've got a dick. No, for real.

Speaker 1 He has like a mustache and a crew cut and a helmet and glasses. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
People didn't know it was him. Yeah.
Nah, that's dope, man.

Speaker 1 You involved everybody around. Nah, that's what we're trying to do.
So, yeah, we have some dope shit cooking up over there. And

Speaker 1 yeah, just doing more commercial shit, more

Speaker 1 shit. Like we got it.
We have the shit with me, Kaiser Net, Kevin Hart. We're working on a movie right now.
Oh, nice. With that.
So, yeah, we've got a lot of shit cooking up, man.

Speaker 1 It's going to be dope this year, for sure.

Speaker 1 This is that year of

Speaker 1 expansion, trying to do more shit in public, public eye.

Speaker 1 And the same amount of shit still on social media, but also branching out to

Speaker 1 the mainstream shit. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Not after they see this fucking podcast, it won't be.

Speaker 1 I think you've done a good job. I don't think you've said anything wrong.
Matt, on the other hand, you have some explaining to you. What did I do? He's fucked, man.

Speaker 1 I'm just trying to move the conversation.

Speaker 1 Good shifting, though. Good shifting.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I thought my drone show was going to be a topic for a while.
And no one gives a fuck. Yeah, well, I couldn't get into that.

Speaker 1 I mean, it was sick. You saw it, but I kept seeing.
I see it. I was so excited.
I kept hearing about it on the news, and I was just like, it was like the Chinese spy balloon.

Speaker 1 I was just like, y'all change these mic covers? I'm smelling

Speaker 1 these. Every time.
Every time for sure. No, never.
I don't think that's crazy.

Speaker 1 Mine doesn't smell.

Speaker 1 Mine doesn't smell either, man.

Speaker 1 It might just be the best. But we should.
It might just be the house smell. Could be.
You know why people's houses have that different smell.

Speaker 1 They do have different smells. I'm glad you said different instead of bad.
It's not all the same. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Although this is pretty much the same thing. But it is a certain smell.

Speaker 1 Y'all have dogs? Y'all got dogs? No dogs. That's just white.

Speaker 1 That could have been in my house for a while.

Speaker 1 There's no dog here. Cat? Nothing? Nothing.

Speaker 1 It's just smelling. It's like an aroma.
I don't know. It's a certain one.

Speaker 1 I don't know. Fuck it.
Yeah, nah.

Speaker 1 Maybe just, yeah, that might just be for different people that's been here on the park. How many people have y'all had on a pipe? Not that many.
Okay. That just might be the house.

Speaker 1 It's the house. Yeah, okay.
But there's some sewage issues with the front half, and the house does occasionally smell like shit. Okay.
Yeah. It's kind of fucked up.
And I keep trying to get it fixed.

Speaker 1 And for some reason, Palmers don't believe me. I'm like, bro, I swear to God, the house smells like shit.
And then it never smells like that. I didn't smell that bad.
I don't smell that.

Speaker 1 It's just like a, it's like a you're being racist against women. No, no, no, no, no, I wasn't at all.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you did normal white people.

Speaker 1 You don't smell like dogs. I don't want to say that you did.

Speaker 1 It's just no, I just, I felt like a pet has been in here off of the mic smell. It's not necessarily every pet.
And it's wet dogs, to be specific. White people smell like wet dogs.

Speaker 1 I never thought that. No, I've heard that.

Speaker 1 I just, I thought you guys have pets. I do.
I have two dogs.

Speaker 1 It could be them. Or it could just be, you know.
Could just be the whites.

Speaker 1 Yeah, let's wrap this up. So you're doing the

Speaker 1 white part of your press tour, and you're going to come in and say we stink like dogs? No, no, not at all. Not at all.
No, I don't, no.

Speaker 1 The mics definitely have a smell, but I don't think.

Speaker 1 How does your mic smell like a wet dog?

Speaker 1 I can't smell it. Mine doesn't smell like a wet dog.
That's what I can't smell. Fucks can't smell his own hole.

Speaker 1 Smell is.

Speaker 1 Smell is.

Speaker 1 Let's trade.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. This one does smell a little.
Yeah, I said it is.

Speaker 1 Yours actually smells like a regular mic.

Speaker 1 Yeah, this is totally sentless as well. Oh, do we give him the butt mic?

Speaker 1 The what?

Speaker 1 The what?

Speaker 1 Oh, the blue one's supposed to be for the. Oh, you got the butt mic.

Speaker 1 We record farts on this podcast and we fart into

Speaker 1 somebody else to fart.

Speaker 1 He's kidding. He's kidding.
I would never do that. That would be crazy.
That would be real.

Speaker 1 You said y'all give him the butt mic.

Speaker 1 You would have every reason reason to be very, very

Speaker 1 disrespectful. But no, we've, we've

Speaker 1 no, man. Y'all are doing a lot of amazing shit.
And, you know, I got to give you all y'all credit for sure. Thanks, man.
First time meeting this guy. Thank you, bro.
Very cool. Thank you, man.

Speaker 1 Right back at you. Yeah, for sure.
Shane put me on your stuff. I was like, this is the best shit.
Yeah, we watch it.

Speaker 1 We watch it all the time.

Speaker 1 It's pretty fucking awesome. Yeah, well,

Speaker 1 we watch it.

Speaker 1 I just watched the one where the kid was like, my dad's the president of the NAACP.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa, fucking hilarious.
He's 100% fucking lied.

Speaker 1 Just right away, Jimmy's like,

Speaker 1 well, that's not true. You definitely.
And then he went on to tell me that his dad was like the president of the fucking Walmart parking lot. So I'm like, yo, why would you sit here?

Speaker 1 That was one of the first times ever in auditions I've broken character like fully. Like, I could not stop laughing

Speaker 1 because he just continues. And then he was just like, all right, I'm done with that.
And then here comes a tragic story. Yeah, there's more tragic.

Speaker 1 He's just drama dumped on me the whole time. And I'm like, goddamn, bro.
What the fuck do you want from me?

Speaker 1 Like, I have nothing else to give.

Speaker 1 I don't have nothing. Yeah, nah, he was, he had so many people that died in his family.
That's what he did. That was his.

Speaker 1 That was like for real. The guys all.
Oh, he was deadass, though. He was deadass about all that.
Jesus Christ. But it was so funny, man.

Speaker 1 He had a good soul. He was the man.

Speaker 1 You could tell he was a good guy. Yeah,

Speaker 1 he's one of those dudes that you just be like, man, I'd love to hang with him again.

Speaker 1 Are there there any little people on the show this year?

Speaker 1 Like midgets? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's a couple midgets on this show. I was going to say, there's typically.

Speaker 1 Typically, what? They're running around.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they're around. Yeah, they're around.
Yeah, with the cleaning. I've never seen more midgets than when I put on anything with you.

Speaker 1 There's always a midget.

Speaker 1 There's always going. There's always a midget involved somewhere somehow.
Nah, they,

Speaker 1 yeah,

Speaker 1 they're just attracted to me, man. I don't know what it is.
They are. It's good.
You have a good dynamic with them. Yeah, for sure.
Nah, we've had fun with a lot of those little people. Yeah.

Speaker 1 They're an ancient part of entertainment, too. They are an ancient part.
If you were like a prince passing through town, you needed at least like five or six jumping midgets. Are you serious?

Speaker 1 To complete the ensemble? Yeah, I think so. Honestly, that's not far off yet.
Yeah, swear to God.

Speaker 1 I was in a museum and they would just paint them. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 because courts, like a royal court, would

Speaker 1 call them them like that.

Speaker 1 Paint them, paint the midgets. Um, yeah, but imagine you're a barbarian, boom, you gotta paint them.

Speaker 1 Imagine being like a barbarian, like ransacking ruler.

Speaker 1 You like you're sacking the town, you just see like a midget under a bench, you'd be like, bro, get in here, yeah, you talk about the squad now, caravan for sure.

Speaker 1 Like, let's ride, well, they're not, they're actual people, guys.

Speaker 1 I know, yeah, but I'm saying objects, no, for sure, yeah, but I'm saying in the mindset of like a barbarian warlord, yeah, back then, not now, yeah, back then, not now.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we don't treat them like that. No, no, but back then

Speaker 1 you're part of the squad. You get it, right?

Speaker 1 Believe it or not, though, man, they get offended by a lot of that shit, man. Yeah, they don't play.
Yeah, Napoleon. A lot of them are feisty.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 they really are.

Speaker 1 Yo, they don't play. I bet, dude.

Speaker 1 They're strong as shit. Man, it's like they're top.

Speaker 1 A lot of them are top heavy. yeah i tell a lot of them that though for sure they when they take their shirts off they're always jacked

Speaker 1 jacked a lot of their muscles are so compacted together yeah they are naturally jacked people yeah

Speaker 1 and and and and and i think with i think with them like they're they're they get the normal size human head which makes their body top heavy yeah a little bit yeah so majority of them but they're cool they're cool as

Speaker 1 um

Speaker 1 but

Speaker 1 yeah of course yeah no i think that's what's so nice about it is you you treat them like regular people you make fun of them it's great no i actually i don't make fun of them no i never do you

Speaker 1 oh well you get it right i get it i mean trust me i get it i don't know why you're still you lying to me right now i watch the show

Speaker 1 i watch the fuck out of the show

Speaker 1 Every time you say something, I go, everybody that we have come through there, you know, we treat them good, man.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they have fun. They have fun.
Yeah, yeah. And we give them a lot of opportunity.
That's that's the big thing with what we do. We we try to give them more opportunity to gain money.

Speaker 1 And um, now, do you like get them an Uber home or do you fire them out of a giant cannon?

Speaker 1 I said, Do you fly them out of a giant cannon?

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 what the fuck?

Speaker 1 Nah, they usually, they usually,

Speaker 1 nah, they usually have a, um, they're accompanied by somebody.

Speaker 1 Majority of the minutes, they have it, like a caretaker. I swear, bro.
Really?

Speaker 1 Anytime I've ever, like, like, we've ever done anything with any, like, like little people in audition, majority of the time they have, like, a caretaker that they'll leave with. Yeah.
Damn.

Speaker 1 Like a reacher? Personal reacher?

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's, it's, it's something. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Dude, I just helped them with a lot of this shit. Yeah.
I was at the grocery store with my wife and I couldn't reach.

Speaker 1 There was like some water at the top, top shelf, and I'm like trying to climb up there. I was kind of midged out myself trying to go up there.

Speaker 1 And dude, this big, tall guy comes, and I'm like, my wife's with me. I'm like, hold on, give me the card.
This guy's like, I'll get it for you. And I was like, dude, get the fuck out of here.
No way.

Speaker 1 He just climbed up the car and crafted it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you can't let that happen. Oh, hell no, dude.
You cannot let that happen. No, I would have had to left my family.
I'm like, bro, they're yours now. Oh, man.

Speaker 1 I've been disgraced. That's kind of sick, man.
Think of a strong guy carried something for you. That's what I'm saying.
That's like just as bad, dude. He's son.

Speaker 1 It was like, and he wasn't trying to be a dick. I get it.
He's like, I'll get it for you. And I was like, bro, no disrespect, but you got to get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 1 I'm going to get this jug of water for myself. I was like, I appreciate you, but get the fuck out of here right now before I freak out.

Speaker 1 I kind of turned my wife on, though, if I'm being honest. You being scrappy or the tall guy? I think both of us combined.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 What the fuck? We'll get it going. We're just kidding.
We're kidding.

Speaker 1 We're just joking. You get both of y'all married, right? No, I'm not.
Just me? Not yet. Not yet.
Why'd you take a big sip of water at us? I had a tiny sip of water.

Speaker 1 No, Matt's married. Did you get married at the end of the show? No, no, no.
We'll find out. Yeah, you guys got to find out what happened, man.
It's an interesting situation. I'm sure it will be.

Speaker 1 And it's out around Valentine's Day. Yeah, it'll be on YouTube

Speaker 1 on Druski under my name on YouTube. And man, we're airing that shit out every week.
So be ready. And there's also going to be like different ways you can vote for different shit, you know.
So

Speaker 1 that'd be dope. Yeah.
Nice. Well, that'll be good.
I think we've done it. Yeah, damn, because we got to get the fuck to the airport.
I'll tell you that. Oh, shit.
What time is it right now?

Speaker 1 Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 Sorry about that.

Speaker 1 No, we're good. Dude, thank you so much.
Yeah, thanks a lot.

Speaker 1 And honestly, if you guys think of anything that you want to edit out, we will. Yeah, just cut it.
Yeah, yeah, no, we'll

Speaker 1 I definitely was going to have a talk with y'all. Why don't you cut the camera off? I definitely have a lot of things to talk to.
We're going to edit some stuff out. Jesusky.
Yeah, we'll.

Speaker 1 Thanks for joining us. Yeah.
Thank you, man. Hey, let's get the camera off.
There you go. I'll talk to him.

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