Ep 542 - Indulgences (feat. Druski)

The Wild Wild West. That'd be fun.
Let's just start. Fuck it.
Hey. Yeah, I thought it was, I thought it was, could have been House again.
Nah, we actually have that coming. We shot that, but we haven't done that.
All right. I watched season one.
It was great. Yeah, it was, man.
It was hilarious. It's very interesting, I'll tell you that.
Yeah. We've got some interesting characters involved.
Really? Insane people. Do you cast yourself, or do you have a casting agent? Majority of them will come from the auditions.'ll go to different cities and have like auditions and shit, but then you still

have your, you know, freshly picked from social media in there.

And I'm sure, you know, you, you, you've scrolled and seen some.

We've watched, we watched the auditions here.

Yeah.

We usually, before we film or after we were fans, we toss on the auditions.

Yeah.

So what, what is the show again?

Explain that.

I want to know.

So could have been love is different from could have been house. Could Have Been House is necessarily, it has something to do with the auditions.
You know, we go to each city, do auditions. You know, if you have good music, if you have good talent, whatever, we put them all in the house.
The best of the best get into the house for that season. So last year we did season one.
It's kind of like making the band back in the day where where you know you you're competing for money you bring you around celebrities we had snoop dog we had all these different people this year we've got a whole different setup it's the same type bob more celebrities everything the risk is higher more money yep so that'll be season two could have been love is the first time we've ever done this could have have been love necessarily has to do with me trying to find a woman. Yeah.
You're trying to find love. You know, trying to find something that makes sense for me.
For sure. Just a conventional healthy way.
Yeah, like the newfound fame. You know what I mean? Also, R.I.P.
Diddy for making the band. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a great show. For sure.
Damn, so yeah, you're trying to find the one. He didn't die, though, man.

He just...

I mean, he probably wishes he did.

It's coming.

Yeah.

Yeah, hopefully he doesn't fucking get sad like Jeffrey Epstein did and fucking kill himself.

So you're just trying to find the one.

They're going to come on TV?

Yeah, I think it's mainly about just me getting that connection with a girl, man.

And, you know, which is hard when you're...

Are you going to abstain, though? You should mind fuck them and abstain the whole time. What is abstain? Don't fuck them.
Oh, okay, yeah. Is that what that means? Yeah.
I thought you were still saying Epstein. No, no, no, no.
It's abstain. No, are you going to keep it changed? You are.
Okay. This is bordering on- No, it's not.
It has nothing to do with that at all. It actually- Nah's nothing like that but everybody's over 21 for sure well that sucks I'm not going to watch it that kind of ruins the whole fucking thing I might not even need to do this podcast I need to get the fuck out of here here.
How would a girl capture your heart? They're in the house. Yeah, so pretty much we put them all in there.
But we put them through different things. We brought celebrities to see if they could go through each competition.
So one day we brought Bobby Altoff, and then the next day they get to meet Young M.A. You know what I mean? So we have a lot of different celebrities in there that put them through the ringer of like are you good enough for Drewski? Are you here for the money? Because they also are competing for $50,000.
So it's not just about my love and everything. We made a catch because we also want them to get compensated for their challenge.
How many of the women are white? That's a good question. Two or three.
Out of 18, like two or three. Okay.
I think three. That's good.
One is mixed. That's good.
Is that good enough for you? No. What the fuck? If the show is about black love or not.
It's about a little bit. No, no.
We actually have all have um we have a mexican girl we got a couple

studs yeah yeah there's a mixture of a lot of shit man if you've been following the reform

there's like a whole thing of reform studs on instagram yeah bro there's a there's but see

they're not all the same everybody they they have these things now where they're calling them like

stems or fem or you know like so it's like a a stud feminine type mixture yeah they're not

Thank you. have these things now where they're calling them like stems or fem or you know like so it's like a stud feminine type mixture yeah they're not all just it's not I know back in the day everybody's like oh that's a stud now they got these new titles it's like it has branched out so yeah we had a mixture of a bunch man it was like picking through a batch of periods so are the studs like chaos agents like what are the studs gonna do do? Some of them, like I said, there's a new stud thing.
They're kind of like they still look for a man. Maybe not for love.
Just a friend. Kind of like a mentor.
That's the vibe I get of it. I think it's more like a brother.
like searching for a brother but you know i i said even on the show like man it's like uh i have no problem with them you can share clothes with them and shit so i think i think it works out for me somehow some way yeah it's it's it's a good show though although what they can get activated and get on like uh on like a steal your girl mission they do pride Yeah, and that's the issue we had on the show, man. A lot of them were trying to indulge in like getting with the regular girls.
And I had to discipline them for that. How do you keep your studs in line? Man, that's right.
Yeah, we discipline them. Yeah, they go through.
Do they have their separate room? Yeah, they have their own. Where are you putting them? We don't put them anywhere in the house.
It's not like we're putting them. Yeah, they're trying to do the whole R.
Kelly thing. Where do y'all put them? Nah, everybody had, they got to choose their own rooms.
We didn't put them anywhere. But it's a big house, though.
So, you know, you can only imagine. It's 18 girls.
God. Damn.
How long are you guys in there for? Hopefully forever. A full week a full week we were you know that huh a lot of muslims have killed themselves for that exact scenario are you really yeah it's 72 but yes god damn it's a heaven yeah i haven't heard of that i don't know really yeah you didn't know that that's what they get promised they get literally a promise 72 virgins when they like blow up a school bus they're supposed to be greeted by 72 virgins too not just like maybe fucked around a little bit but like and you lived it well okay this podcast is a brand risk this is a brand risk waiting to happen you can edit us.
Dude, that is. You got me thinking about everything I've said in the last 10 minutes.
I'm like, did we fuck up yet? No, you support the stouts. Yeah, no.
No, that is pretty bad. By the way, fuck you.
I watch your stuff. Yeah, no, you get it.
Yeah, I know you're up to. Yeah, we're all everywhere with it, man.
Nah, you don't. But nah, I'm actually, yeah, nah, this this show this show is gonna be dope man i actually love this whole shit that we did and it's owned by us so it doesn't feel like anybody's telling us to do what they want us to do like everything we have done comedically has always been from me or my team you know yeah yeah so do you like is it true because i've heard in those like shows you kind of ply the house with alcohol you're gonna have like a lot of alcohol like how are you gonna keep people are you just gonna no with us nah we we had some sponsors like we had happy dad we had taylor port but we didn't really like do it like that because i think naturally the girls are catty man they they naturally were just ready to fight yeah just because the cameras are around yeah a lot of the girls just were doing it.
They were like, yo, what the fuck did you just fight her for? And she's like, oh, the bitch was talking over me. No point.
There's no reason why you would just go and bat her in her face for no reason. So a lot of it, yeah, a lot of this shit was real and it just didn't make sense.
I think, you know, with women, they want to be kind of like this new culture of like baddies or you remember Bad Girls Club that whole shit is like a thing so yeah with this show you're gonna see a lot of that type of shit for sure yeah yeah that would be awesome man what happened to LeMare LeMare is done dude I think he thought about the baddies he got disabled he's headed back to his is this one of y'all's house this is my house oh this is your house yeah LeM? Yeah, LeMere used to live here. Who? He just moved out.
The guy that just went back to his... The guy who had a coffee.
Back to the Beats Laboratory. There's no furniture in that back room over there.
No, we just had to clear it out. He was jacking off back there.
I was in Philly for the last five, six months, and LeMere just lived here. Why did y'all clear the whole room out there? He made it his gaming room.
And then lied to me about jacking off him. He said he didn't jack off him.
I only did it once. He said once.
Almost just once, dude. You do give it a no way to just once.
That's like when a cat pees in the basement. He's going to pee again.
He cracked the seal on that room. No way you were getting hard in there and walking back.
You're not walking outside. It was an amphibious mission.
You'd probably swim across the pool. I had no idea you stayed here though, man.
I feel like all white comedians live here. I was just telling them that.
Tom Segura, you, Joe Rogan. Yeah, no taxes.
Yeah, what is the reason? Taxes. Well, i think there's a couple different places uh they don't have comedy clubs like here here you can do comedy every night of the week okay okay versus like tennessee and florida yeah tennessee nashville could get it they could have your own uh i don't know maybe soon but there to i don't know to buy it build a comedy club somebody else why people don't indulge in their money this is like a regular house you fly in jets though man you can get a bigger house damn this is a nice house though I think I'm never here.
Yeah. No, that's true.
You don't really need too much either. Yeah.
Yeah. You don't buy any designer shit.
You're not wearing that type of bullshit. Fucking holes in my sweatpants.
Yeah. Why, though, man? What are you not buying? Well, there is something about if you're, like, getting the lab of my dream.
I want to get to the bottom of it. Why? Because as a black guy, I want to know, like, dude, you have money.
You got marks on your shoes. What? Both of y'all are just wearing.
They're not good shoes anymore, bro. What the fuck do you mean? These are not good shoes.
You guys. What is the name of those? I have no idea.
They have an M on it. Kahurus.
Kahurus. Kahurus.
Trust me. That sounds like a fucking cereal, man.
You guys are going to be wearing Kahoos in about 10 years. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
We, the whites, are dictating the culture these days. Yeah, no, y'all are definitely...
Got the Carhartt overalls. My uncle's wearing those.
No, I know, but it's just... I don't get it, man.
It's like a triad boss, dude. The guy who would sell hot dogs for 40 years.
You just kind kind of move but where are y'all putting y'all's money into like where where would you say you've spent the most money at is it cars groceries women groceries yeah grub hub jacola it's like 500 a week that's good though man i just save it i save it all man yeah always ready for the fucking rug to get pulled out from under your feet yeah yeah yeah what the fuck does that mean just have it all crumble dude okay okay can all come crashing down yeah yeah i was just curious because you know i never even with you i always know i should wear nicer clothes so you don't even choose to do jets they'll put you in the jet a. A lot of times.
Yeah. But you're not just doing it.

Uh,

yeah.

It's usually with the gig,

with the show.

I'll be,

that's in the contract.

Yeah.

Yeah. So you'll build that in intentionally.

Yeah.

Okay.

So you like doing it.

I do like doing it.

All right.

So yours is kind of like,

absolutely.

You're,

you like to indulge in getting to and from the show.

Yeah.

That's it.

That's it. Other than that, you're not going to see you at a to and from the show.
Yeah. That's it.
That's it.

Other than that, you're not going to see you at a fucking strip club throwing money and shit.

Yeah.

Not anymore.

Those days are gone.

That was your thing?

No, I never really did that.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

That's good.

How do you indulge?

What's your...

His girlfriend must be here.

Yeah, I knew it.

I always know when a girl's around somewhere. I'm like, yo, what are you doing, man? When I talked to you on the phone, you weren't talking like that.
Shrewski, you want to shut the fuck up right now? Shut the fuck up. What are you doing? What are you doing? You're a completely different person right now, man.
What are you doing, man? Okay, okay. All right.

Yeah, naked girls?

Nah. Yeah, yeah.

Naked girls dancing?

No, I hate it.

I want you to all put the clothes on.

You actually, you're a humble dude, bro.

How do you indulge?

Just be to you, you also as well.

Go ahead.

Thank you, man.

How do you indulge?

What do you, what's your?

Man, I try not to do the same.

Like, I try to, you know, spend a little here and there,

but definitely not one of the guys that'll buy a bunch of cars or houses or nothing, spots, none of that shit. I like to invest back into whatever we're doing.
Even with the show that we're doing right now. I like to show my money there.
Or even with auditions. That shit's expensive to go city to city and try to do these auditions.
People don't know that.

And a lot of times when I show the production,

like even my cameraman right here film,

he'll take pictures of behind the scenes.

And people are like, what the fuck?

Is that many people behind?

It's like a whole thing.

So it's not easy doing that.

But I like to spend my money in that way instead of, you know,

putting all that bullshit out.

You want to know something wild?

Yeah. I saw a fucking drone last night.
Where? A drone? Yeah, one of the drones. What? You hear about the drones? Yeah.
No, I haven't heard about it. Saw it last night.
You didn't hear about the drones in New Jersey? No. That's crazy.
You're just hearing about this? What news outlet was that on? Everything. Shade room? Yeah, they were.
They thought they were aliens. You see how to wipe how to wipe out he's like no it's not a fucking shade room where where did y'all where was that right here i saw it outside there was a last night like a real big fucking huge drone for like an hour it was flying and they would come around it was doing the same lap over and over it might have actually been there might have been someone just watching you.
It was a real big fucking drone. What? And it was far.
Like, it was high. Do you feel like, do you believe in all the alien shit? No.
I just don't think anyone knows what the drones are. No one, I mean, if you've never heard of this story, I probably sound like a fucking maniac.
No, I've heard of drones, like the fucking camera drone. Yeah, but there's drones right now that people, no one knows what they are.
And the government won't tell us what they are. What? And they're like SUV-sized drones.
In the air? In the air. That's how big they are? But I'm saying, does it look like a circle? Is it like the...
No, it's like, it kind of looks almost like a plane, but it's got lights everywhere. I'll show you.
Damn, it's tricked out. Yeah, I need to see this shit.
It's got the ground effects. No, that does sound interesting, though.
I've never seen is it i mean it's not that exciting but there it is last night it's far away you got raw footage yeah bro this is a fucking plane nigga no it's not i knew this was gonna happen i was afraid this is a fucking plane i was afraid to tell you i'm literally looking at it this is a plane with red lights on this might have been an emergency Trust me, daddy. No, no, no.
I see what you're saying, though. Hold on.

And it was just doing fucking it was it was literally just doing circles for as long as i was out there fuck you'd see it every like 20 so other people have seen this and yeah nobody has said what exactly what it was no people are senators are literally asking the government to tell us what it is and they won't.

Damn.

Well, they know you're here.

I'll tell you that.

Whatever it is,

they know that Shane Gillis

is in this house.

Can I pee that thing?

Yeah.

Nah, that's interesting.

The first video.

I've actually seen

nothing like that for real.

The first video is very good.

It kind of looks like something.

I see what you're saying

looking like a plane.

Yeah, it kind of has

like the flashing rhythm. Salt with my naked eye.
But looking at that're saying, looking like a plane. Yeah, it kind of has the flashing rhythm.

So with my naked eye.

But looking at that flight path, that's an irregular flight path for sure.

Yeah, because it's not just going through.

It stopped.

Yeah, that's...

Filming it never does it justice.

I do.

I saw it live, man.

Why does nobody have good HD footage of shit?

I don't know.

I tried to film it, and it just got blurry.

And then, hold on.

Hold on, you can hear my...

I feel like nobody has a good HD footage

of nothing that we don't know about.

Yeah, my girlfriend was making fun of me

for being old because I couldn't film it.

She's like,

I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. nobody has good footage of none of this shit bro that's the fucked up part of all this shit this episode is brought to you by call of duty calling all call of duty fans verdansk is back in call of duty war zone starting on april 3rd you'll be able to drop back into verdansk experience all the chaos andive the thrill you've been missing.
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You can't have a woman be like, yeah, we saw it. No one's going to trust her.
Because they believe everything. No one's going to believe the woman.
But I do have – O'Connor was there too. You can't have a female.
You need two male witnesses. Any female witness is nullified, dude.
One male witness is equal to like five female witnesses. The prosecutor just hits them with their horoscope in the stand.
They're like, yes, I believe you. They're like, all right, your honor, rest my case.
No, honestly, I don't know if I believe in that shit, man. There's definitely something out there in the ocean, but I don't know about it anywhere.
Yeah, I don't think there was like an alien UFO. Yeah, I think that was some government shit.
That was just a fucking weird government thing to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm going to be out there tonight. Either that or your neighbor is just there on some, trying to fuck with you.
There's also a chance it's just a guy. Yeah.
Yeah, just a neighbor. Just having fun with it.
It's a big fucking drama. But you said you saw it on an outlet.
Oh, dude, it was on the news. It was on the news.
They were everywhere. So it was like people really were calling them.
There's not a neighbor. That could be China.
Yeah, it could be China. Although, why would they...
They have... They could be China.
China could have... Why do they want to come to Austin, Texas? That's what I'm trying to figure out.
A lot of tech down here. There's nothing true.
There's nothing here, bro. It's all tech now.
It's tech? Yeah, Elon Musk. So this is kind of like the new Portland.
Yeah. This is a lot of tech down there.
Yeah, led by Elon Musk. Dude, what did you think about his fucking heart out? P heart out like that yeah did you see that you on musk gonna fucking see the nazi salute from elon musk oh yeah i did see that yeah that was and he he claims he was in bro he's like i'm sending my heart to you and he pounded his chest and then tossed his hand out yeah yeah i mean that is i think a lot of the shit he'd be doing sometimes he'd be trolling too you think that heavy on Twitter he is he's always laughing at jokes on there shit that AB posts like the cracker of the year awards he always laughs at shit like that so I think he knows what he's doing he's very funny yeah that was crazy that that's not at an inauguration political and then being like oh my god enough with the nazi stuff dude it's such it's like that was wild that was a close one yeah i'm usually quick to defend that one why didn't you go i saw like uh i was uh i went to the no dame national championship you were invited for sure though i was uh not not through the administration.
You're one of the pure ones. AB invited me.
I got invited with AB. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah. Which was tough to turn that out.
Yeah. Antonio Brown was at the inauguration.
Antonio Brown was at the inauguration. Okay.
With Theo Vaughn and the Paul brothers. I mean, that was a crazy lineup.
Dude, it was. I didn't even know he was.
I didn't see him. I didn't see AB in none of those pictures.
I didn't see him either. He was there.
For sure. Yeah.
You know that. I saw a picture of him and Trump, and he invited me to go with him.
He took a picture with Trump? How is this not? I have not seen none of that stuff. Yeah, I haven't seen it either.
I saw the Paul brothers were there. I saw one of the, it was this black guy there doing an MLK speech.
Oh, yeah. Trump's behind him kind of fucking laughing.
If you're a brother in America, he really, that guy set us back right there. I don't know what.
I don't know what he even put that accent on for. I don't know why.
Yeah, it was a lot, man. So he hit like the old preacher accent.
Yeah, he just really just, it's like, damn, bro. What was he doing? He's like, we will have Panama one day.
Yeah, well, don't do it.

You're not allowed to do it.

It's it.

That guy, just leave it alone.

Let's leave it alone.

Let's leave it alone.

Just fuck it.

That was just for clarification.

It just doesn't feel right.

It doesn't feel right when you went to go and do this.

That's how we both naturally talk.

This is our radio voice right now. We've been code switching this whole time.
Whenever we talk, we're like, yeah, I'd like some Chipotle. Could I get chicken bowl with rice? And he says, yeah, no problem, Shane.
One day the portions will be bigger. This is some bullshit.
That's just how we talk. This is a brand risk right normal.
This is not a brand risk. I just hope we have a cease and desist letter.
This is getting bad. Our lawyers are counter back with White Boys Crazy.
White Boys Crazy. Damn, Drewski, you're the man.
Oh, man. Can you do do a good mlk uh no i just see i'm gonna just leave that alone because that guy he definitely that guy definitely he set us back so bad that i wouldn't even i don't even think we even need to impersonate him okay i don't even know why that guy did that and if you look at trump and elon musk and everybody's face when he was doing it just like it was crazy it was i don't know it was almost as crazy yeah it doesn't make sense yeah they were like trying not to laugh yeah it's almost like bro why are you doing because it is funny yeah it's like it's like we know that's not how you talk what are you doing god yeah it was bad it was bad who is that guy was he a pastor yeah yeah let's, I'm kind of – I didn't see that.
I missed everything on the internet. How do you Google that, by the way? Yeah, don't – yeah.
Yeah, that's not the best person to impersonate Darren Inauguration. Yeah.
They could have just played a clip, I think. True.
Yeah, was a reference what was he stoked on was he just like stoked on trump or like i think unity okay that's what's up yeah i mean that's nice that's good yeah let's do it also it truly is though if you're if you're gonna get the speed oh well that's good everybody nobody had anything back. Oh, wow.
Yeah, no, that guy's good. Yeah, that's a good deal.
He could have just been like, all right. For him to just come in there for unity.
That's actually nice. And maybe he just got carried away.
The spirit of the moment. He was just like, fuck it.
I can't control myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let rip. I think Musk got carried away, too.
Yeah, he saw Musk do a fucking Nazi slew. He's like, I'm doing The Voice.
Fuck this. I'm going to have fun, too.
It's the 40s and 50s again. Everybody's going back.
Let's just do whatever we were doing. That was weird, though, seeing like the- Everybody was trying to get it back.
Everyone's going back in time. That's it.
And then you saw the Paul brothers got into it with Theo. Theo.
I thought it was a joke at first, but Theo really. Yeah.
He hopped on. Classic bullying, dude.
They fucked up his chair and had him fall. Yeah, he was serious, bro.
Yeah, you'd be embarrassed. Imagine falling at the inauguration.
Theo said it didn't happen. Huh? Theo came back and said, my bad.
Turns out they didn't fuck with the chair. But was he trolling? I don't think.
I think he was serious. I have no idea.
I didn't talk to him about it. I think he seemed serious.
Yeah, yeah. I was ready to ride.
He was one of those guys you never really know sometimes. Yeah.
You can't really tell, but that seemed serious. Yeah, because it didn't seem like anything he was joking about.
There was no joke in none of the shit he was sweetened out. Unless he sells a fight with them.
True. Because he just goes and gets knocked out by the Paul brothers.
I was ready to ride against the Paul brothers. Hey, that's one way he could be selling that pipe.
Maybe he sells just getting knocked out in a couple months. That'd be so sick.
Yeah. Yeah, falling through a chair out of anywhere is hell.
But inauguration, that's... That is funny to think about Logan.
Logan's the boxer, right? Or Jake. Jake Paul.
No, they both do it. Yeah.
No, one fake fight. Logan is like a wf guy i think he he did that after he after he did the flow when he was like yeah he boxed floyd mayweather oh he did yeah oh yeah i get him confused they both box but the younger brother is the one still who just beat the fuck out of mike tyson so unnecessary so bad yeah that was It was like sad, man.
Yeah. They had Mike like butt naked in the locker room, just getting prepared.
I think that was Mike. Yeah.
I think Mike was doing that. Yeah, no, that's what I said.
Yeah. Yeah, they had Mike really tweaking out.
Yeah, true. But that might have just been, I think that was from other fights though, man.
I think he had, I think he's got a form of CTE for sure. Yeah.
There's a lot of people with functional CTE. There's CTE that you can notice off bat, but then there's like the functional kind.
Yeah. Like you could still, you could say wild shit and get away with it a little bit.
It's like AIDS. Mike Tyson is one of them.
Yeah, exactly. It's like you have enough money.
Yeah. And eventually it spreads and spreads until, yeah, You just give it to all your girlfriends.
Okay. Well, I don't know about that.
I thought you were talking about it. I don't think you spread it like that.
I think it spreads through the brain. It does.
Yeah. That's actually a decent point.
CTE does. He's got a point.
Kind of spread. He's got a point.
Yeah. They got it from somebody who probably had CTE too.
Who's some functional CTE people that you feel like have functional CTE? I think it's probably just most former NFL guys. Yeah.
Anytime they flash to a UFC fighter, one of those things. Yeah.
Some of the fighters have it too. Oh, the old UFC fighters.
Yeah, they're wrecked. Real old.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's got to be kind of sick to just be like, fuck it. Yeah, I'm just going to get my head, my bell rang and just rock with CTE for a while.
Once you get over the fear, it's got to be kind of sick to just be like fuck it yeah i'm just gonna get my head my bell rang and just rock with cte for a while once you get over the fear it's got to be kind of nice gamble whenever you feel like it fucking smash everything in your house those gamble companies they'll be on you too they'll be looking for those people you've been seeing that uh you know about bob minnery i know of him he's been promoting the fuck out of some gamble oh really oh man they got him by the balls man he's just promoting who is that he's he usually does shit with like uh milk boys okay and and different shit around that but i don't know the name of the company but it is funny man he'll do a promotion and then take it down in like an hour he'd be like if you want to win free tickets come out to a game with me and just have this all the shit you got to do and then he'd be like ah fuck those people i'm not doing this shit no more this company is like what the fuck just happened bro you got all these people i mean he's like if you guys sign up i'm sorry tomorrow we different one. I'm like, yo, this is the worst business I've ever seen in my life.

But you know, those companies, they just like, they got money, man.

Dude, tons of money.

Apparently they've been like killing it harder than anyone can imagine.

Like billions of dollars out of the state of New Jersey alone.

Yeah.

You had to know that.

Sager and Jetty's big on that.

The guy from Breaking Points, he was hipping me to the stats, and they're not good. Dude, we You had to know that.
Sagar and Jetty's big on that. The guy from Breaking Points was,

he was hipping me to the stats and they're not good.

Dude, we never had,

we never had betting like this.

I know.

You had to go to Atlantic City or.

I don't think they were able

to promote it back in the day.

Yeah, it was illegal.

Yeah.

They just made it legal

and now every single person gambles.

Well, after LeBron James

started doing commercials,

he had fun.

Was he?

Yeah.

He does one right now

with Kevin Hart, I think.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

Yeah, yeah.

Damn, his deal just ended with China.

Now he's doing gambling.

What the fuck?

I was mad at LeBron during the national title.

Oh, he was Ohio.

Yeah, he was in the box.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, you had to know.

Put a crown on his own head.

You knew Notre Dame wasn't going to win that. I didn't think Notre Dame was going to win, but.
Yeah. First drive looked good.
Great season. First drive was great.
You gave a pep talk, though? I did. You did.
I'm not supposed to talk. Well, that might have been the reason right there that shit didn't happen.
What happened? No, just met the boys in the morning, gave them a little. How'd that go, Chad? I said met the boys.
I think I'm not supposed to talk about it. Okay.
I think they yeah got to meet marcus freeman before the game phil talked to him it was nice that's awesome phil made his way all the way back to the title after the week two heart attack huge beast how did you so you how did you feel about the game do you feel all right with i mean it was i i was – I was like 21-7. I was like, that's game.
Yeah. And then – They almost made it come back.
They cut it to one score with like four minutes, and then questionable decision to try to kick a field goal for no reason, down 16 or whatever. Yeah.
But great season. we'll be back for sure

we gotta raise some money

for the Irish now

no they've got plenty of money

man

I'm gonna give them a little

those guys

yeah sorry

that's where all the money's going

that's where all the money's going

I'm going

fuck my family

it's going straight to Notre Dame

football

I was looking

the booster club's eating man

yeah

I was looking at the confetti

watching Ohio State score

just sitting there going

I called my agent immediately

I was like

let's book a show

and give all the money

to Notre Dame

I don't know. The booster club's eating, man.
Yeah. I was looking at the confetti, watching Ohio State score, just sitting there going.

I called my agent immediately.

I was like, let's book a show and give all the money to Notre Dame.

Notre Dame needs a champion.

I woke up the next day like, ah, fuck.

Fuck, that's a lot of money.

Fuck.

You just take your half of the fire show you're doing. I'm like, actually, Bill, I'll donate my own half to Notre Dame.

Fuck the LA Fires.

Notre Dame needs a D-tackle.

I need to give that to an 18-year-old.

Those dudes are nuts, man.

I think y'all did something

for the LA Fires.

That's on Monday.

Me and Burr are going to do a show out there.

Where's it at? Where's the show at? I don't know. LA I forget what it's called The Wiltern Is that what it is? The Wiltern? They were talking about that When I was over there Yeah that'd be good Yeah I thought it was something for kids I thought it was a Like a fundraiser What I'm doing? Yeah I thought It's a fundraiser for the fires.
Yeah, I think it's going towards Randy Quaid's mansion. Yeah.
No, what's happening is all those rich people whose houses burnt down. Not that I'm like, fuck them.
Yeah, for sure. But they are all renting apartments now in LA.
And the prices are just. Oh, fuck.
Everyone's fucked now. Because now thousands of rich people are just buying everybody else's.
Came down from the hills and they're just crushing it. And like landlords are calling people like, hey, get the fuck out of here.
That's fucked. I got a guy who's going to pay triple what you're paying.
And if people don't know the laws, they're just like, oh, fuck. My landlord said I had to leave.
That sucks. Yeah.
So. What the fuck are y'all talking about, man? The fires.
was fires in la did you know you don't know the fucking drones no no that shit was a crazy situation for real you know it's crazy we had just eaten at that um at that nobu i think i don't know if that shit burnt down yeah i don't know anything about anything about all that. Yeah.
So they were telling me where shit was burning. Like over there, like a Malibu area, they got like a bunch of restaurants on the water.
But I saw a lot of that shit burning down on that whole strip. Damn.
Like the houses and everything. I don't know, Nobu or Soho might still be there.
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
But you were there after the fire or right before? Nah, it was like two days before it stopped. Whoa.
We were just there. Was it fucking windy? I saw the videos of somebody driving through that same area.
Oh, wow. And I was like, damn, this shit looks completely.
Jesus. Like swept through.
But yeah, I don't know. I don't know what all got.
It was weird, too, because like you look at the footage and there'd be one house left on the block. And it's like, that'd be crazy to just come back and be like, oh, fuck.
Yeah, I did it. Shit, all right.
I'll move back in. Just move right back in.
That's really fucked up. Yeah, you just live on fucking the moon.
Yeah, true. You just craters everywhere.
You're just in a house. You're the Martian.
That's crazy, man. That's fucked up.
Dude, I came across a- Yeah, I was fucked up, but y'all laughing over there. What cool man I got a fact That's gonna sober the room Dude I heard recently 37% This is gonna This is gonna sober us up 37% You see I'm trying to whisper it to my mic As he's talking I don't think it's funny Nah all jokes are I really don't funny, for real.
For sure. No, but I'm doing a fundraiser.
What are you doing to help? I was looking to come with y'all. That's why I brought it up.
I wanted to involve myself. Hell yeah.
There you go. What are you doing to put you in? No, he was in Atlanta when I was, and I was like, because I was going over to say what's up to the team before the game, and I was like, it'd be nice to have Drewski with me for the black players.
Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah.
I walk in, you know, the O-line was hyped to see me. True.
Let's get the White House and DBs fired up. Let's get the wide receivers fired up.
Let's get the running backs. The White House going a little.
Here's Drewski. Not the running backs.
Let's get Drewski. Yo, you're stupid as fuck linebackers no line we're flying how do they look at you like they gotta they gotta know who you are the black players know yeah yeah I was surprised yeah why though a little yeah I didn't think they'd get as hyped I was like I was going into it like no one's gonna give a fuck this is gonna be awkward i walked in there like sick nah they fuck with you man everybody did shannon sharp used to do that where he'd be like i can't believe all these white people know about me it's like dude you have one of the biggest shows on youtube what are you talking about his shit is jumping now huge after that cat williams situation he's yeah think he's like at $90 million for that one episode.

Yeah.

He got paid from just that one episode.

Just that.

Dude, the sex tape was kind of sus, though.

That was like...

Yeah, I don't know if that was true.

How do you go on Instagram Live on accident?

Yeah, that doesn't happen.

Yeah, then he just promoted his donor pills.

I don't think I'm buying that either.

I don't know.

I don't know if that actually happened for real.

I mean, more power to him if it was a good buy. I feel like he would have went longer.
What do you mean? If it was intentional, I think he would have went longer. That was quick.
I didn't get to see how it ended either, though. It was quick.
Well, yeah. It was like two minutes.
Yeah, but it could have been. He was going hard, though.
He could have set it off. Think about it after.
He was going hard.

He was growling.

Good girl.

I think he had some good girls in there.

It was intense.

But see, that's the thing about it.

If he was growling and doing all that, at some point, you're about to bust.

If you're doing all that, because once you get in the mind, you're already there.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The sounds, see, people don't talk about that enough.

The sounds will get you.

Fucking.

Yeah, a girl can start talking about it.

A girl makes one noise, I go, shut the fuck up.

Yeah.

Okay, I don't. It's true.
It noise i go shut the fuck up yeah okay i don't it's true that's true i told you not to make a fucking sound i wear earplugs i wear that shit guys wherever they land planes it's a mind thing man so that's why i feel like with his shit, it's like, you know,

can you do that again? What are you usually saying?

The second is like,

don't come.

I'm right there.

Oh, shit.

I'm shooting at that bitch.

I feel like, because immediately after

he promoted

these sex pills, so I don't know if that

could have been a promotional thing. Kind of like like when Snoop Dogg said he was done smoking he came out with the fireless grill or whatever yeah that company could have slid right in real quick though I'm like dude promote us everyone's talking about you grunting on that lady you're right that shit was a quick hump it was quick yeah yeah but he could have been in the middle of humping and set it off mid no you had to go through what somebody screen recorded everything you have to do to go live that's what i'm saying and it was so it was like seven different buttons you have to press maybe the girl did it maybe the girl did it on his phone because that's yeah there's no way he did that on accident that's what i was saying originally because once you get to the open once you get to the open the the fucking camera thing which you slide over you got to keep swiping to get to the live and then once you get to the live it asks you again are you sure yeah you want to go it's not like it's not a pocket dial you gotta like literally get there and agree to everything that is asking.
So I don't know.

I don't know.

I'm glad he did it.

Yeah.

Well, why would that be?

It's just nice.

Yeah.

I just like having it around.

And also, I think about it a lot.

Yeah.

Maybe when I'm having sex, I go, good Lord, if somebody heard me.

I listen to it to get hype.

If I got a show, I listen to it just to hype myself up.

You put the audio in, just get hype right before I go on stage. That should be where you walk out to.
Just play it for two minutes straight. Oh, that's a good girl.
Yeah. He threw a couple good girls in there.
Yeah, he did. That's what made it believable with me.
I think once you start throwing shit like that in, it's oh okay good girl this might be real fucked up yeah that's weird oh dude talking her through an orgasm like yeah good girl that's what he was doing yeah ew bro he's training dude that's more of a black thing though is it what's good my nigga that's my boy so i was hoping yeah we're just in here we're here coming yeah yeah man dude so this is what i was about to tell you guys to sober up the room apparently uh you know kin remember kinsey the sex researcher back in the 50s uh they made a movie about this guy what Back in the what? Back in like the 50s, this guy.

How old are you, man?

I'm 38.

For a second, I was like, am I 50 years old?

I'm like, what the fuck?

So apparently in the 50s, this guy did like a crazy sex study where he like was interviewing housewives, dudes.

And he was like, because no one would talk about sex back then.

And he was like, here's what's actually occurring.

And apparently, I just learned this the other day. According to his stats, 37% of men have had homosexual experiences defined by one of the men reaching orgasm back in the 50s.
And that was self who reported. That's a crazy stat.
What? Okay. What made you fucking look this up? My brother told me about it.
Oh, you were jacking off. No, I wasn't.
That's my fucking brother. Right.
brother told me about it oh you were jacking off right in the middle of a good dick beat session this guy was researching facts about how to come better you definitely he stopped watching porn now you're jacking off to fucking research don't act like you wouldn't jack off to some research i wouldn't jerk off to the research the questionnaire maybe the questionnaire maybe the questionnaire was charged enough it'd be like erotica 37 of dudes were around in the 50s i could be wrong my brother could be misleading me he could be you know leading me down like somebody came yes two dudes partied one at least one dude came if not not both. That's interesting.
What does your brother do? He's chills. He's chilling.
Oh, he's not. He's chills.
He's not even working. He's off the grid, bro.
He's off the grid. He's off the grid, man.
I understand why. He's doing research.
I understand why. He's in the dungeon, bro.
But yeah, no, he just hit me with the fact. He's in the dungeon, man.
He's cooking up. Research on guys being gay in the 50s.
Dude, I mean, is that a fucked up fact? It's an insane, insane statistic. If true, look, Google it, dude.
Please, please produce this. Google it.
I want to know if my brother's misleading. Yeah, we want to fact check his brother, man.
Dude, 30s in the 50s, dude? That's crazy. And that's self-reporting.
It's good they included the jizz part. Exactly.
Because otherwise back then everybody would be like, I i was kind of fucking gay i said good night to a guy when i was leaving a party yeah 10 my brother's fluffing the numbers bro he's 37 it's crazy yeah you need to call your brother i want to talk to this guy i'm some clarification. Yeah, call him.
What's his name? Cal? Tom. Tom.
Typical. I knew it was one of those three-letter names.
I'll put him on right now. Let me see if he can clarify.
I want to talk to him. Oh, shit.
I don't know why I type Thomas. Fuck Tom.
Let's go. Let's get the clarification.
Is he older or the younger brother? He's my older brother. Oh, okay.

Yeah.

That's very weird.

He's the oldest.

He's doing research.

Second oldest.

Oh, it was Tom.

Fed's older than Tom?

Yeah.

I would have never guessed.

K-Fed's older than Tom.

He's on FaceTime audio, dude.

He's on that.

Oh, shit.

I may not show his number.

Don't call me back.

But yeah, dude.

Yeah, fuck it.

I could be wrong, but he was saying 37 which is 10 oh really maybe this is an updated study maybe it's the kinsey institute of research but here's here's my whole point the reason i'm bringing this up and this is the conclusion me and him reached independently if it is somehow 37 self-reported that means in real life it's got to be what like 90 94 and the conclusion was we both reached this he's got insane numbers we're just hold on hold on my point is the science with this me and my brother were trying to say we're the only 94 fucking percent 97 say yes it's definitely the amount who actually did it and didn't say yes. We'll do a blind study.
Everybody, I won't tell on you. Everybody, close your eyes.
Raise your hand if you did something gay. Close your eyes.
I didn't close my eyes because I'm not fucking gay. I feel like if you participate, close your eyes.
I feel like you're a part of it if you close your eyes. I'm not going to close my fucking eyes.
I'm not even going to play half of the game, would you? My point was, me and my brother were arguing at which one of us was the only... There's only...
I know you get some patience. Yeah, he closed his eyes.
You closed your eyes? But you said to close your eyes. I did, but if you participated in any way, that counts, you're part of the percentage.
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dude actually in the world, the chosen one. Like the world's actually all gay and me or my brother

are the chosen one. I mean, we are Neo.
I might be be out i've been in the room when dudes have jizzed that's crazy that doesn't count it was straight but that's what i'm saying straight as hell you guys are stoked on pussy ah okay so it was it was like a train situation like kind of it was a white guy it was a white guy there's a difference between a white guy train the black guy white guy trains are teenagers jerking off together in the same room without a girl that's weird that's not that's not a train at all usually it's a white train yeah that's like just for the fuck of it for the fun for shits and giggles it's just porn you just get porn you're like, yo, it's just stuff. Oh, and just being there.
You know, a porn, you go to one kid's house who has a perverted dad. You go, bro, break out the stash.
The boys need to party. This is before the cell phones and shit.
Back in the day, it was only a VHS. But why together, though? What is the reason your team has to sit here? They're like, what the fuck type of white shit is this?

But why together?

Because you didn't know the next time you were going to see porn.

Because it wasn't on the phone.

Oh, and it's no phone.

And it was just on.

Yeah, you're just like, fuck, I'm going to jerk off.

You guys go over there.

I'll go on this side of the room.

Don't look.

Yeah.

But there's no walls.

It's just.

Look, you can sit here.

You can punch holes in the ceiling. I mean, we all got primule.
No, you can't look, dude. Okay, yeah.
I mean, I get it. So, what's up with it? Walk us through the train.
What's up with the train? What's going on with the train? Because the train's weird. Nah, train, yeah.
Because that carries on way too low. I've never indulged in no train.
Okay. But, you know, I think at parties and stuff, there was a thing, you know, where when you're in high school, everybody's going in, you know know the girls twerking in the in the room here and then you might go upstairs and it might be five guys and one girl from the fucking basketball team and she's like the basketball trainer or water girl or whatever yeah right you never know and i think you know that would be considered a train in the black culture for sure and that's also considered gay well i mean it by me i've never participated i just i've just been at a party and maybe you know in high school you might see walk into a room oh shit okay you've seen the train station yeah you walked by yeah yeah yeah or you just hear about it at school you go back to school the next day and everybody oh yeah we run a train on so and so yeah you just never you know you never know it depends, you never know.
It depends on the situation. But yeah, that's the black train.
Well, it's the same idea, though. It's like, let's just all get while we're getting together.
Were you at any of the ditty parties or did you miss that? What the fuck and where did that come from? How did that, of all questions, how did that go? That train might have left the station but you were right there you were right there

that train took off from the station for sure yeah yeah yeah no i uh no i wasn't at that train station you left early you left early that was down the street from me i wasn't there no did you ever meet diddy yo what the I forgot you actually might have

I'm seeing pictures with you Yo what's the look you gave me That's the look of somebody He's like well I got cold hard facts I've seen you with the guy You know Never's good. Nobody has, apparently.
Yeah, everyone has. I was relieved to learn that nobody was at the party.
Turns out no one was there. Everybody I've asked says, no, I was not there.
Well, everyone pushes the time back. Like, yeah, I always left at 2 a.m.
At 3 a.m. Everyone busted their dicks out.
It't Denzel saying that? Denzel was like, no, I got out of there.

I think Denzel was there

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The devil gets close to you when they're most successful.

That would fuck you up.

He said that about

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situation.

I don't think that was Diddy's house he said that.

No, probably not.

What do you think about this?

This dude be having cold hard, but mixes up the stories. I'm a storyteller.
Denzel, yeah. That would fuck you up.
You're on ecstasy at a Diddy party. Fuck.
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I shit my pants.

Oh, man. Damn, Drewski, you are the man.
Nah, fuck out of here, man. We're not gonna flip it like that.
Nah, you're the man. We're not just gonna throw that shit around, say that, and then be like, oh, man, you're the man, bro.
Nah, we're not cutting from that and coming there. Fuck out of here.
We're not gonna cut. What a cool story you just told us.
What a cool story. That's crazy, man.
You the man,

bro. Make sure you edit that out.

That's worse than having it actually in the air.

I know.

Charge.

Oh, fuck. Nah, nah, nah.

Wow, wow, Wes. I don't know,

man. There was the court testimony of that

one producer who got, like, led along

and he said, like, he would try to, like, mix tracks and Diddy would just fucking scoop his balls. He said that in court.
That's what he claimed. That's legal document.
But we've also talked about it. That's fun.
I know nothing about that. Scooping balls is fun.
That's guys having fun. That could also have been.
Diddy might have liked horseplay. And sometimes people take that the wrong way.
That's true.

That's not horseplay, by the way.

That's not a nut check.

Nut check is like a quick fap.

You don't ever walk up behind your boys and go, mm-hmm.

Can't wait to party with you later.

Yeah, this is getting out of hand.

This is getting out of hand.

Oh, man. You're a good girl.
No. Oh, man.
You're a good girl. You're a good girl.
This probably isn't good. Yeah, now we're back.
We're going to have to scratch all this shit. No, it's fun stuff.
No, it's good. This is fun stuff.
It's fun stuff. You'll be all right.
There are serious allegations against him but yeah i would never yeah he's he's a innocent till proven guilty in my book so we'll see what happens why do you look at me after saying that like just look at the fucking camera and say don't look at me dude yo bros look at me say hey here's what it is right rule one know it. It is what it is, ain't it? Hey, man, that's your prerogative.
Let's switch gears. Let's switch gears.
Yeah. Did the Cassie lie? I'm kidding.
Oh, man. So, yeah, I actually did want to walk through this.
With the house, like, are you shy to, like, do, like, intimate acts with, like, around a camera crew or like nah I think nah with this show this show is like a different side of you know everything that I've ever done you're being a little sweetie on the show yeah wait huh you're being a sweetheart yeah what's a different side oh we're just being sweet you're being a sweeter. We can't go from the last topic and just go there and start talking about sweetie.
I'm switching gears. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is a completely different topic. All right, so it's you and a ton of women in the house.
No, no, no, no, no. Totally different topic.
But I do show a different side on the show, though, for sure. Yeah.
It's just, it's not the, like the CEO character that you may see on, like, could have been auditions. It it's still hilarious.
It's a great show, but it does have, you know, me getting, you know, serious with some of the girls and like trying to see what's going on. Yeah.
This would be awesome. So, but to answer my question, how do you, how do you separate? No, for real.
Like if you've got the camera crew there, do you get like, is that, is that kind of, we've never, I've never fucked on camera. Okay, that's what I'm asking.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, nah. I didn't fuck none of the girls in the house, actually.
Okay, so just like handjobs and shit. No, we didn't do none of that shit.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. I got you.
No handjobs in the sauce. Yeah, no, there's absolutely no handjobs in the entire season.
No sexual nothing. The whole season.
Yeah, no, it's on YouTube. It's not.
Oh, so people, I always thought those shows were like free-for-alls. No, no, no.
They, yeah, we never. The most is probably some kissing.
All right, that's not bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's pretty sick, actually. You kiss? You got to see a couple of them.
What was his name? Okay, so now. That's an attack that's an attack I'm joking about nah it was some studs in there they prefer to be called what dude you'd be legend if you wife to start on the show at the end of the premiere let me.
Let me know what I'm talking about. What the fuck?

You said let me know.

Nah, you got to watch it, man.

You got to see the episodes.

February around Valentine's Day. Oh, nice.

We don't got an exact date, but around that time, yeah.

You can go on every episode at once?

After we send the season to sister, this episode being.

This episode will get taken down, but we could just air this part.

Just certain parts. We could have like a three-minute podcast of us going when's it out great it's a three-minute pop uh are you gonna do it like all all the episodes at once you're gonna do it weekly um i think we'll do every few days yeah no no we'll do weekly for sure just just because last time we got a little carried away with editing we didn't have a full team we only had like one guy oh shit so it was like so stressful that's crazy so we started doing bi-weekly then it went like a month by and then the fans are confused like what the fuck's going on yeah yeah so that happens yeah what's next what's the what's the next on the on the doc? Just doing more shit, man.
Just trying to. We have a Netflix show in the writer's room process right now.
So we have that going on. Kudos to your show as well.
Thank you. He's on there.
Thank you. I've never seen your boy on there.
He's in it. You can role Most people don't even know it was me He's the cop on the show Oh yeah the cop So that's method acting I didn't notice that I've got to dig He has like a mustache and a crew cut and a helmet and glasses.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. People didn't know it was him.
Yeah. Nah, that's dope, man.
Yeah. You involved everybody around.
Nah, that's what we're trying to do. So, yeah, we have some dope shit cooking up over there.
And, yeah, just doing more commercial shit, more shit. Like, we have the shit with me, Kaisenek, Kevin Hart.
We're working on a movie right now. Oh, nice.
With that. So, yeah, we've got a lot of shit cooking up, man.
That's awesome. It's going to be dope this year for sure.
This is that year of like, you know, expansion. Yeah.
Trying to do more shit in like public, public eye. And the same amount of shit still on social media, but also branching out to like the mainstream shit.
Yeah. they see this fucking podcast it won't be but i think you've done a good job i don't think you've said anything wrong matt on the other hand you have some explaining to this what did i do he's fucked man i'm just trying to move the conversation yeah good shifting though good shifting yeah i thought my drone show was gonna be a topic for a while and yeah no one gives a fuck.
Yeah, well. I couldn't get into that.
I mean, it was sick you saw it, but I kept hearing it. I was so excited.
I kept hearing about it on the news, and I was just like, it was like the Chinese spy balloon. I was just like, all right.
Did y'all change these mic covers? I'm smelling something on these. Every time.
Every time for sure? Yeah. No, never.
I don't think it's crazy. Mine doesn't smell.
Mine doesn't smell either. Yeah, it is.
It might just be the house smell. Could be.
You know why people's houses have that different smell. They do have different smells.
I'm glad you said different instead of bad. It's not all the same.
Yeah. Although this particular house does smell bad.
Do y'all have dogs? Y'all got dogs? No dogs. That's just white.
I have dogs. That could have been in my house for a while.
Yeah, there dog here. Cat? Nothing? Nothing.
It's just smelling. It's like an aroma.
I don't know. It's a certain one.
I don't know. Fuck it.
Yeah, nah. Maybe just, yeah, that might just be different people that's been here.
How many people have y'all had on the podcast? Not that many. Okay.
That just might be the house. It's the house.
Yeah, okay. There's some sewage issues with the front half, and the house does occasionally smell like shit.
Yeah, it's kind of fucked up. I keep trying to get it fixed.
For some reason, plumbers don't believe me. I go, bro, I swear to God, the house smells like shit.
I don't smell that bad. I don't smell that.
You're being racist against whites. No, no, no, no, I wasn't at all.
You said you did all the white people smell like dogs.

I don't want to say that.

You did do the white people smell like dogs.

It's just no.

I felt like a pet has been in here off of the mic smell.

It's not necessarily everything.

And it's wet dogs to be specific.

White people smell like wet dogs.

I never thought that.

No, I've heard that.

I thought you guys had pets.

I do.

I have two dogs.

Could be them.

Or it could just be, you know.

Could just be the whites.

Yeah, let's wrap this up.

So you're doing the, this is the white part of your press tour, and you're going to come

in and say we stink like dogs?

No, no, not at all.

Not at all.

No, I don't.

No.

The mics definitely have a smell, but I don't think the house.

Does your mic smell like a wet dog?

I can't smell it.

Mine doesn't smell like it.

That's why I smell it.

That's what I'm saying. The mics definitely have a smell, but I don't think the house...
Does your mic smell like a wet dog?

I can't smell it.

Mine doesn't smell like it.

That's why I smell it.

Fox can't smell his own hole.

Smell his.

Smell his.

Let's trade.

Oh, yeah.

This one does smell a little.

Yeah, I'll say it is.

Yours actually smells like a regular microphone. Yeah, this is totally scentless as well.
Oh, do we give him the butt mic? The what? The what? Oh, the blue one's supposed to be for the... Oh, you got the butt mic.
We record farts on this podcast and we fart into... If somebody has to fart, we...
He's kidding, he's kidding, he's kidding. I would never do that to you car I said don't give him the butt mic you would have every reason to be very very that'd be so disrespectful that's weird that'd be so disrespectful but no we've we've no man y'all are doing a lot of amazing shit and you know i gotta give you all y'all credit for sure thanks man first time meeting this guy thank you very cool thank you man right back at you yeah shane put me on your stuff i was like this is the best shit yeah we watch we watch it all the time i it's pretty fucking awesome yeah well it's all we watched the auditions i just watched the one where the kid was like my dad's the president of the NAACP.
Fucking hilarious. He 100% fucking lied.
There's not a chance that guy's dad. Well, that's not true.
He went on to tell me that his dad was like the president of the fucking Walmart parking lot. So I'm like, yo, why would you sit here? That was one of the first times ever in auditions I've broken character fully.

I could not stop laughing because he just continues.

And then he was just like, all right, I'm done with that.

And then here comes a tragic story.

Yeah, there's more trauma.

He just trauma dumped on me the whole time.

And I'm like, God damn, bro, what the fuck do you want from me?

I have nothing else to give.

I don't have nothing.

Yeah, nah, he had so many people that died in his family. That's what he did.
That was like for real the guy's audition. Oh, he was deadass, though.
He was deadass about all that. Jesus Christ.
But it was so funny, man. He had a good soul.
He was the man. Yeah.
You could tell he was a good guy. Yeah, he's one of those dudes that you just be like, man, I'd love to hang with him again.
Are there any little people on the show this year? Like midgets? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's a couple midgets on this. I was going to say, typically.
Typically what? They're running around. Yeah, they're around.
Yeah, they're around. With the kind of love.
I've never seen more midgets than when I put on anything with you. There's always a midget.
He's coming in. There's always a midget involved somewhere, somehow.
Nah, they... Yeah, they're just attracted to me, man.
I don't know what it is. They are.
It's good. You have a good dynamic with them.
Yeah, for sure. We've had fun with a lot of those little people.
They're an ancient part of entertainment, too. They are an ancient part.
If you were like a prince passing through town, you needed at least five or six jumping midgets. Are you serious? To complete the ensemble? Yeah, I think so.
Honestly, that's not far off yet. Yeah, swear to God.
I was in a museum. They would just paint them.
Yeah. Because courts, like a royal court, would hire you to paint.
I'd have to call them them like that.

Paint them.

Paint the midgets.

Um.

Yeah, but imagine you're a barber.

Not even them.

You got to paint them.

Imagine being like a barbarian ransacking ruler.

You're sacking the town.

You just see a midget under a bench.

You're like, bro, get in here.

Yeah.

You're part of the squad now.

Caravan, for sure.

Let's ride.

Well, they're actual people, guys. I know.
Yeah. But I'm saying, you know.
They're not just objects. No, of course.
of the squad now. Caravan, for sure.
Let's ride. Well, they're actual people, guys.

I know.

Yeah.

But I'm saying, you know.

Objects.

No, for sure.

But I'm saying the mindset of like a barbarian warlord.

Back then.

Not now.

Yeah, back then.

Not now.

Yeah, we don't treat them like that.

No.

No, but back then.

You're part of the squad now.

You get it believe it or not though man they get offended by a lot of that shit man they yeah they don't play yeah a lot of them are feisty yeah yeah they really are though yo they don't i bet dude they're strong as shit man it's like the top yeah a lot of them are top heavy yeah i tell a lot of them that though for sure are they when they take their shirts off. They're always as shit.
Man, it's like they're top. Yeah.
A lot of them are top heavy. Yeah, I tell a lot of them that, though, for sure.
When they take their shirts off. They're always jacked.
They're jacked. A lot of their muscles are so compacted together.
Yeah, they are naturally jacked people, yeah. And I think with them, they get the normal-sized human head, which makes their body top heavy.
Yeah. A little bit.
Yeah, so majority of them. But they're cool.
They're cool as shit. What? They're cool as fuck.
Yeah, of course. Yeah, no.
I think that's what's so nice about it is you treat them like regular people. You make fun of them.
It's great. No, actually, I don't make fun of them.
No, I never do. You get it, right?

I get it.

I mean, trust me, I get it.

I don't know why you're stupid.

You lie to me right now.

I watch the show.

I watch the fuck out of the show.

Every time you say something, I go, God damn.

Anybody that we have come through there, you know, we treat them good, man.

Yeah, they have fun.

They have fun.

Yeah, yeah.

And we give them a lot of opportunity.

That's the big thing with what we do.

We try to give them more opportunity to gain money.

Now, do you get them an Uber home or do you fire them out of a giant cannon?

I said, do you fly them out of a giant cannon?

Yo, what the fuck?

I'm just. Nah,

they usually,

they usually,

nah,

they usually have a,

um,

they're accompanied by somebody.

Majority of the mids.

They have it like a caretaker.

I swear,

bro.

Really?

Anytime I've ever like,

like we've ever done anything or any like,

Thank you. they're accompanied by somebody majority of the mids they have like a caretaker I swear bro anytime I've ever like we've ever done anything with any like little people in auditions majority of the time they have like a caretaker that they'll leave with like a reacher personal reacher yeah it's something I just helped them with a lot of this shit I was at the grocery store with my wife and I couldn't reach there was like some water at the top top shelf and i'm like trying to climb up there i was i was kind of midged out myself trying to go up there and dude this big tall guy comes and i'm like my wife's with me i'm like hold on give me the car and she's this guy's like i'll get it for you and i was like dude get the fuck out of here no way i just climbed up the car and grabbed yeah you can't you can't let that happen.
Oh, hell no.

Dude.

You cannot let that happen.

No.

I would have had to have left my family.

I'm like, bro, they're yours now.

Oh, man.

I've been disgraced.

That's got a sick man.

Think of it like a strong guy carried something for you.

That's what I'm saying.

That's like just as bad.

Dude, he's son.

It was like, and he wasn't trying to be a dick.

I get it.

He's like, I'll get it for you.

And I was like, bro, no disrespect, but you got to get the fuck out of here.

I'm going to get this jug of water for myself.

I was like, I appreciate you, but get the fuck out of here right now before I freak out.

Kind of turned my wife on, though, to be honest.

You being scrappy or the tall guy?

I think both of us combined.

Yeah.

What the fuck?

Look at where you're going.

We're just kidding.

We're kidding.

We're just joking.

Both of y'all married, right?

No, I'm not.

Just me.

Not yet.

Not yet. Why'd you take a big sip of waterall married, right? No, I'm not.
Just me. Not yet.

Why'd you take a big sip of water?

I had a tiny sip of water.

No, Matt's married.

Did you get married at the end of the show?

No, no, no.

We'll find out.

Yeah, you guys got to find out what happened, man.

It's an interesting situation.

I'm sure it will be. And it's out around Valentine's Day.
Yeah, it'll be on YouTube on Drewski under my name on YouTube. And, man, we're airing that shit out every week.
So be ready. And there's also going to be, like, different ways you can vote for different shit, you know.
Oh, nice. It'll be dope, yeah.
Nice. Well.
That'll be good. I think we've done it.
Yeah, damn right. You we've done it because we gotta get the fuck to the airport I'll tell you that what time is it right now oh okay sorry about that dude thank you so much and honestly if you guys think of anything that you want to edit out we will yeah yeah no, just cut it.
Yeah, yeah, no, we'll.

I was going to, I definitely was going to have a talk with y'all.

Once we cut that camera off, I definitely have a lot of things to talk to y'all.

We're going to edit some stuff out.

Jusky, thanks for joining us.

Yeah, thank you, man.

Hey, let's get the camera off.