Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)

Speaker 1 Wow, wow, Wes.

Speaker 1 Hey, we're live. What's up, everybody? How are we doing? Motherfucking Sydney again.
Tim Butterly, thank you guys for coming. I'm fucking so pumped to have you down here.

Speaker 2 Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 Thanks for having us in the arena of ideas.

Speaker 1 I knew you guys could rock the setup, dude. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Do people get competitive on here?

Speaker 1 I want to win the the podcast i know i need a buzzer if well here's the deal no if if if someone says something out of bounds i will put you

Speaker 1 now

Speaker 1 dude i feel like i should end all my sentences with my brother you can yeah and maybe i should be referring to you anyway i don't have the glass i need i need the like the non-prescription circular glasses for that true yeah possibly a bow tie yeah i need a bow tie yeah i i uh i have the hair for it if here's my thing if i were black i would talk

Speaker 1 like really black. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know.
I always feel bad.

Speaker 3 What are you trying to say to Sidney?

Speaker 1 I wasn't allowed to. I don't know.
I'm just not. You can do whatever you want.

Speaker 1 I'm talking about my blackness.

Speaker 2 My family wouldn't let me.

Speaker 1 Are you saying Sidney's leaving blackness on the table? I think so. I think

Speaker 1 blackness to be had. When you were like, I'm going to end my sentence with my brother, I'm like, why don't you?

Speaker 2 Remember the movie Ray Charles when they were trying drugs for the first time and they wouldn't let him try drugs? Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's how my family was with talking black.

Speaker 2 They were like, this ain't for you, man.

Speaker 1 You can't have

Speaker 1 no part of this.

Speaker 1 So, this is like my family.

Speaker 2 Everybody in my family does talk that way. Yeah.
Except for me and my brother.

Speaker 1 And they wouldn't let you have it.

Speaker 2 No, they wouldn't let us get it in.

Speaker 3 Did they ever send you as like their emissary to deal with white people?

Speaker 1 All the time.

Speaker 2 I think that's what they were training us for. That's so funny.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we were ambassadors.

Speaker 1 What did I tell you about saying she?

Speaker 1 She is. It's a curse word.
You can't say that. You can say shit.

Speaker 1 Say, goddammit.

Speaker 2 I was always going to be like, yes and no.

Speaker 1 I could never be like, oh, hell nah. Oh, you couldn't do it on hell.
Nah, nah.

Speaker 2 They wouldn't let me say the N-word.

Speaker 2 Everybody else in my house was saying the N-word, and I was not allowed to say it.

Speaker 1 What the fuck? I had to call it the N-word. What?

Speaker 1 This is no bullshit.

Speaker 2 My mom talked to the bus aid.

Speaker 1 I disagree. It's some bullshit.
It's some bullshit, right?

Speaker 2 My mom would talk to the bus aide. I wasn't allowed to sit on the back of the bus.
No.

Speaker 1 Swear to God.

Speaker 2 Like, I was not allowed to sit on the back.

Speaker 3 How long would you get grounded if you were to say something like, I don't know, ate this about a bitch?

Speaker 1 That's a whole summer indoors.

Speaker 1 Yeah. No, I couldn't.
How do you feel about that, though? Is that like the hookup? You think it was a hookup, or is it like what do you mean? Like, they're just say that blacker.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, in terms of the heavy.

Speaker 2 Can you say that whiter, please?

Speaker 1 What is the hookup coming up like?

Speaker 1 Is that a desirable outcome?

Speaker 1 Oh, no. Okay, see, I get that.
So, no.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you didn't like that. No, I mean,

Speaker 2 I would just find different ways to, like, find my own little vibe. For sure.
So, it just made me more creative.

Speaker 1 Yeah. You know, but it was.
Right.

Speaker 3 The arbitrary constraints that create great art.

Speaker 1 You know, exactly. I like that.
Exactly.

Speaker 2 But I would, so I would get in trouble in school because like I wasn't allowed to sit on the back of the bus.

Speaker 2 But when the bus would stop, like, either at home or at school, I would run to the back and open the emergency doors and hop out. That's it.
Like, I was the guy that would start that rebellion.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So, do you do an emergency? You would do an emergency exit out of the bus? I did.
Non-drill?

Speaker 2 Non-drill. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's crazy.

Speaker 2 Yeah. I would just like blow past the safety patrol that knew I was going back there to do it.
And I would like sometimes I have to swim move because they try to put that hand out to stop me.

Speaker 1 Bus safety is no joke. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I was a bus safety.

Speaker 1 I think I was a bus safety.

Speaker 3 Sydney was tactically running with both arms behind your back.

Speaker 1 How big was your school bag at the time?

Speaker 1 You're a giant school bag kid running off the back of the

Speaker 1 damn isn't it safe?

Speaker 3 Isn't that like the opening scene of a goofy movie?

Speaker 1 Isn't that what the son does?

Speaker 1 Does he skateboard off the back of a school bus?

Speaker 1 That's pretty sick though. Goofy freaks me out too much.
I tried watching the goofy movie with my kids and I was like, let's watch something else.

Speaker 1 It's too silly. And then it's like, goofy's nice, but then like the evil goofies, those like other guys.
I don't like that. I don't know.
I just don't like the sight of them. The goofy goon squad?

Speaker 1 I don't like those guys.

Speaker 3 Yeah, they make you uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 They make me slightly uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 Goofy's, he's too about the bullshit.

Speaker 1 He's all about the bullshit.

Speaker 3 You're too structured.

Speaker 1 Look at you. You're way too strong.
I can't handle Goofy. I can't handle Goofy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 The bad guys in that are actually like the good guys for you. They're trying to straighten Goofy out.

Speaker 1 Yeah, man. Knock off his bullshit.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't know why. I see, like, it's just aesthetic.
I don't like Ren and Stimpy. I never liked that.
You don't like Ren and Stimpy. When I was little, it was just grotesque.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you seemed like a Ren and Stimpy kid.

Speaker 1 I wasn't allowed to watch it. That was the thing.
That's what my parents held back for me. They were like, no, Ren and Stimpy.
That's good.

Speaker 1 Because Ren and Stimpy, I think, is spaz energy that you don't need i didn't do it well i would like i would catch it sometimes i was your parents were like this is too white man yeah

Speaker 1 yeah i told you they did inadvertently do that they blocked mtv and they just left det they didn't know it existed so that's all that was the only music channel i had like cattle shooted you it was probably the right thing you know the dude that created red and stimpy was oh yeah that is you a little pedo ass yeah he's a little active yeah i just don't like the bulging eyeballs and like i just when i was being a kid being like fuck this show is like bugging me out that i was that was probably the most powerful I felt as a child when they were doing extreme rent and stimpy close-up.

Speaker 3 I was like, I'm tapped into the source.

Speaker 1 I know what's up. I hate it.

Speaker 1 I've been hating.

Speaker 1 I've been dabbling in animation right now, and I've always told the animators, like, none of that Ren and Stimpy bullshit, bro. I don't want the grotesque close-ups.

Speaker 3 I want everyone to look very shiny.

Speaker 1 My mom's going to get furious if she sees that.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it was cringy for me. I would sometimes look away.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
I couldn't handle it. Yeah, like, turn on hanging with Mr.
Cooper now.

Speaker 3 I think my entire highlight reel of like childhood joy joy was just like a veiny face with bulging eyeballs and like a sound effect.

Speaker 1 I was like, brrrrr. Yeah.

Speaker 3 That's all that ran through my head, man.

Speaker 2 Dude, funny you bring up hanging with Mr. Cooper.
That was always my biggest.

Speaker 2 One of the reasons I always accepted my plight for how my family wouldn't let me talk is I was afraid of sounding like hanging with Mr. Cooper.
Really?

Speaker 2 Because he was like a dude that talked black but sounded like he shouldn't. Yeah, I can see that.
You know what I mean? Like that was my biggest fear.

Speaker 1 I thought he was cool. I was watching him.
Just being like, Mr. Cooper's pretty.
I thought he was pretty cool.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he was like, he's like a giant black black man.

Speaker 1 You know, Urkel.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I thought he was cool. I guess I was Benjamin.

Speaker 1 Urkel said a hard time.

Speaker 1 True, yeah, yeah, he did. He did.
But

Speaker 1 I read a thing recently with Urkel. He gave like an interview about how he says that he's not included in the pantheon of black entertainment as Urkel.
Yeah. I don't know.
Stefan, though.

Speaker 1 Not even Stefan. Not even Stefan.
People weren't buying it. People are like, go back to the nerd character.

Speaker 1 But no, he was saying, like, if they say the all-time great black shows, it's like martin blah blah blah and he was like no one mentions family matters that's wild because the cosby show gets mentioned and he tried to say it was because of like it i don't know he was like it was because of the like family vibe but yeah the cat the cosby show gets mentioned all the time yeah way more family vibe way more family yeah it is way more family vibe yeah i don't know he's on he must be he's bullshitting then yeah but he's just he is

Speaker 2 i don't know i feel like i know white people loved family matters yeah did black people not like watching the black nerd or like no i think i think uh family Matters was like the the the the white the palatable white version of the sitcom Rock you remember that he was a garbage man and he lived in the hood

Speaker 2 no no no he was uh like a fat black actor I don't remember his name, but he was a garbage man that lived in the hood based on love

Speaker 2 Yeah, he was on every show, but he would deal with like they would deal with like hood issues, but from a standpoint of a family that was trying to raise a good family in the hood.

Speaker 2 So he had, he had to like like fight drug dealers and shit because his drug dealers were trying to get his son to sell drugs. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And he invited the drug dealer over and like tried to fight him in his house and his wife had to break him up.

Speaker 1 This is called Rock? Yeah, R-O-C. Do you remember?

Speaker 1 This wasn't called Kang of Queens.

Speaker 1 That must have been before my time. Dude,

Speaker 2 that was a black deep cut. Was it really? It was around the same time as Family Maps.

Speaker 1 I knew

Speaker 1 Three's Company was like, black people love that show. Dude, Jack Tripper.

Speaker 2 Jack Tripper.

Speaker 1 You be Trippet, dog. Jackie Trippet.

Speaker 1 I've never seen that either when i was a when i worked for the labor union i was constantly just hearing about jack tripper yeah because i lived with my ex-wife and her mother and they'd be like jack tripper damn bro

Speaker 2 jack tripper that was a wild ball no i'm not i looked it up and i was like god damn that's a it was also a psyop to get the black community to accept acting gay was jack tripper gay he had to act gay because he wasn't allowed to be live in the house that he lived in with those ladies yeah unless he was gay oh he was a fake gay guy yeah that was a big plot point of that show damn so but he never did gay stuff in the show not so that was that was a that was a big comedic device because he would like bring women over and date women and then the landlord would come up while he had a date over and he had to like act straight with the date and then gay in front of the landlord hilarious yeah never ending you can watch a guy pretty get a hundred episodes out

Speaker 2 yeah yeah that was like that was like basically how like uh like the welfare state you know you couldn't have a black dad in the house but then he actually did live there yeah that was jack tripper Okay, like it was like the gay welfare state.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he wasn't supposed to be in there. Yeah.
Yeah, that is funny, too. That was like a show, a compelling plot to be like, you can't live in here with two women by yourselves.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Only in what was that, like 1990?

Speaker 3 No, it was much earlier. 80s.

Speaker 2 Had to be 80s. It's crazy.

Speaker 1 70s even. Like a landlord doesn't want you living by yourself with two women.
As you shouldn't.

Speaker 3 Yeah, that would be that would be totally.

Speaker 1 Did you hear about the lady who had sex with 100 men? OnlyFans lady? Yeah. She made a documentary.

Speaker 4 She made a documentary.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Did she see her?

Speaker 1 She cried at the time yeah tears welling up in her eyes here's the thing you never get to see the end of that you'll you know it's like if you see that kind of thing you're like oh you know you never get to see like the real kind of but they were like final act where they like cry for like the same tears that you get from

Speaker 3 brave she was trying to like be very powerful and brave and just be like yeah and it's just you know it's just like kind of intense

Speaker 1 she was like it's not for me but i could see it being for others

Speaker 1 i'm not saying no one could do this but apparently apparently inside the room,

Speaker 1 the production were gagging because the smell of cum was so

Speaker 1 like there was so much cum that it was like, that's, I didn't think, I've never thought about that. That's disgusting.

Speaker 1 I'll be honest, like, look, do what you want, but like, having that 100 loads. You're knee deep in the cum sister.
100 cum 100 cum. 100 loads.
Are they all nut? 100 loads. And like, did they all nut?

Speaker 3 Because she was, I saw her saying in the Twitter clip that

Speaker 3 some of the guys were like, she was cutting them off after like two minutes.

Speaker 1 And he's like, it said five in the DM.

Speaker 3 And she was just like, yeah, come on, you got to go.

Speaker 1 Come on, get out of here. So some of the guys didn't come.

Speaker 3 I'm assuming.

Speaker 1 I mean, they probably pulled off the side. Those are the real victims.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 You're like guy 45 right here.

Speaker 1 Some of you guys are probably just injured. You're guy 45 and you just get to like wet your pen.

Speaker 1 You're like, all right, get out of here.

Speaker 3 That's nuts.

Speaker 1 You feel the breeze on your wet penis as you're walking back to put your shirts on.

Speaker 1 That would be funny, just mashing your half-heart bird into this lady for two minutes. And like, what the fuck am I doing? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, nobody talks about the hundred guys.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no one talks about how the hundred guys are equally as problematic. Yeah.
As a lady.

Speaker 3 Do you think, obviously, being anywhere in the 90s would suck, but I think being guy 100 would probably roll.

Speaker 1 You're there when they like pop the confetti.

Speaker 1 They're trying to like cheer, like, you did it. You're so good.
Your dick gets to like break through a little tape.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's guy 100.

Speaker 1 There's got to be a guy who's dropping water on his duck.

Speaker 1 There's got to be a guy who calls it on your dick.

Speaker 1 Someone has to call that. There's got to be a guy walking in, like, flicks a cigarette on the ground.
He's like, I'll go last. I'm going back.
I cleaned up your last.

Speaker 1 Dude, watch this. This is my 45th one.
Oh, man. He has like a marathon bumper sticker on his car.
It's 100.

Speaker 1 I love being guy 100.

Speaker 2 Century man, baby.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's that's kind of like insane to be like, yeah, I'm gonna sign up and do that. I'm gonna be like the 40th guy or first.
Lead off.

Speaker 3 Lead off's gotta be nice.

Speaker 3 I would say

Speaker 3 maybe when she gets her second wind around like in the low 70s, that's probably a nice spot. You know, she gets a little bit of.

Speaker 1 She can see the light at the end of the lunch.

Speaker 4 Yeah, her eyes widened.

Speaker 1 Oh, apparently her eyes were sore. They were coming on her eyes, apparently.

Speaker 1 Yeah, apparently her eyes were sore from just they were laden with this is crazy ejaculate she submitted herself to like al-Qaeda like interrogation tactics

Speaker 1 this is every female rescue soldier

Speaker 1 i mean it's not ideal right i'm not trying to sound i'm not sounding like you know i'm not trying to ring like the moral alarm but i'm like it's just not a good use of time and resources they were doing a hundred in like the 80s they were doing 500 when i was a teenager yeah like howard stern was having girls

Speaker 1 i think it was like uh in an hour that was kind of the impressive part maybe

Speaker 1 it was timed. Oh, yeah.
Okay. I think it was an hour.
Is she like in the Guinness book? I don't think that's a good thing. That doesn't make sense.
I don't think that's impressive at all.

Speaker 1 But it couldn't have been an hour because then it's like

Speaker 1 I got two minutes.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's 200 minutes.

Speaker 1 It was one day. It was one day.

Speaker 2 24 hours.

Speaker 1 Oh, so she ate like lunch.

Speaker 1 She had to break. She had to take a break.
Like the union. Like union rules.

Speaker 2 Like they had to. It would have been a union population.

Speaker 1 Whistlebroom balloon.

Speaker 1 Oh, man.

Speaker 3 That sandwich has been sitting for a while. So she's kind of like a room temperature hoagie.

Speaker 1 She had to use that rough like hand soap to watch come out out of her eyes

Speaker 1 i was like ever like the volcano soap whatever it's called lava yeah lava soap with the granules yeah just mechanic gran no water just rubbing that shit on her eyes and it just peels and falls off drying your hands on newspapers oh

Speaker 2 man what a wild way to find out that's not for you

Speaker 1 you could just speculate on that yeah here's my thing i i'm like

Speaker 1 i don't think any girl wants to have sex with 100 guys i think most girls don't even want to have sex with one guy good guys yeah who are there there every day? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Love is mostly love of their life.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's 100%.

Speaker 1 I totally have sex with a wonderful patient and calm father. I might show my wife that.
She had sex with 100 guys.

Speaker 1 I'm asking for a hand job then.

Speaker 1 Maybe two more of my friends.

Speaker 1 I'd be impressed. If she had 100 guys a hand job, I would say say that's impressive, and I salute you.

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Speaker 1 Oh, man.

Speaker 3 It's more impressive than way more impressive.

Speaker 2 She'd be like one of those arm wrestlers with one giant arm.

Speaker 1 Two at a time.

Speaker 2 Oh, just like bam, bam, bam.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like public service. Pure public service.
That I could get into.

Speaker 3 Yeah, you think the stroke locks in eventually and you're probably like three, four pumping guys.

Speaker 1 You can even...

Speaker 1 You're talking like...

Speaker 3 Yeah, like how fast are you making them come when you really get in your groove? Or a hypothetical woman not you?

Speaker 1 Yeah, not me, obviously.

Speaker 1 I'd be I mean me? I'd be lights out. I wouldn't be in the building.

Speaker 1 I mean at one point your arms would get so tired you would need like prosthetic assistance. So you get like robo braces.
You would have to start like using your legs. Like just like holding on

Speaker 1 with you.

Speaker 1 But yeah,

Speaker 1 that's a shame. That's a that's a shame that that's become like a viable path.
Yeah. Is it viable? What's this? No, it's possible.

Speaker 1 We all know that. Only fans is like, I've heard it's like,

Speaker 1 it's not that crazy for a young woman, a college-age woman, to be like, yeah, we'll start an OnlyFans, you know, kick some money up on the side.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 That's got to be fun floating it out there to your like existing, like when you start promoting it and it's just like people you know, they're just like, uh, like you flipping the coin whether they'll check it out, you know?

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's going to be uncomfortable to be.

Speaker 2 Yeah, making flyers for that would be pretty fun.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Barking outside.

Speaker 3 When you're doing the soft core on Instagram, it should be like, check out, you know, go to my Link Tree. You know, yeah.

Speaker 3 Oh, boys, you know, before it really catches on.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to lie. I'm going to.

Speaker 1 I think as a parent, you should be monitoring that shit into the early 20s and putting kind of like a kibosh on that. If you see, but I think it's starting with burner accounts, I guess.

Speaker 2 Just like no having sex with 100 guys. Yeah.
Just like.

Speaker 1 Or just no other fans. Yeah.
No, no pay-for-play. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I mean, you've got to kind of like massage the idea of how gross that stuff is and how non-respectable it is early on. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Would you be DMing them them too?

Speaker 3 You know, would you be sending DMs? Because, you know, in I.T., this was like security testing where we would send a phishing attack to an employee to see how they react.

Speaker 3 So, would you pop in the girls' DMs and just be like, you know, damn, you like, you look so good.

Speaker 1 And just seeing how they responded.

Speaker 3 Yes. Yeah, they responded that.

Speaker 1 Here's what I would do. I would hire some sort of like cyber attacker guy.

Speaker 1 to take their basically like their content and switch it out with me like taking dumps on stuff and jerking off so like they would just be completely blacklisted.

Speaker 1 I would do like heinous scat content and then have it like pushed onto their stuff and have them be like, what the fuck happened? And be like, you know what happened.

Speaker 1 Like, oh, you guys like jerking off, huh?

Speaker 1 I would just fucking blast.

Speaker 1 I would just pee. I would jerk off my dude.

Speaker 1 I would end up with like this seventh grade special. Yeah, you fucking sick old creeps like this shit.

Speaker 1 That's somebody's daughter.

Speaker 1 Just throw up.

Speaker 1 You guys made me fucking sick.

Speaker 1 Oh, fuck up, Carmen. Oh, my God.
Yeah, you got to knock that stuff off early, man. And again, I don't want to say like purely, like, from you know, uh, moralistic terms.

Speaker 1 Before it was, like, it thought to be disgusting to marry for sexual attraction.

Speaker 1 And that's crazy. Like, you know, it was it, dude, the Puritans thought in, like, in England, in like the late 1800s, they were like, oh, he is horny for his wife.
That's disgusting.

Speaker 2 You got to do that shit for property and status. Exactly.

Speaker 1 Just, it was just upholding the state. You would just have to.
Pervert. a man and a woman would just be like, fuck.

Speaker 3 Damn, would you get in trouble if you like smacked your wife's cheeks?

Speaker 1 Oh, it was on her. It was crazy.
Really? Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, man. Yeah.
I read.

Speaker 2 It'd be so pissed. Like, if she walked by and you were like, damn.

Speaker 1 Oh, bro. Yeah.
It's over. You had to basically ignore each other.
The more you ignored each other, the better.

Speaker 3 So you're dancing around the campfire to the violin music and you're grabbing your wife's tush and the entire village just turns on you and shreds you. They rip you apart.

Speaker 1 They would just be kind of like,

Speaker 1 very, very lowbrow.

Speaker 5 You guys should be just there.

Speaker 1 Keep an eye on his crops.

Speaker 3 Dude, the sexual. If that's what he's getting up to around here, who knows what's going on?

Speaker 1 I think that was more like the aristocrats.

Speaker 1 I think if you were like, they had like, apparently they thought back then it was bad to give, like the English aristocracy thought that it was bad for children to eat fruit.

Speaker 1 So the guy, who's that mathematician guy?

Speaker 1 Bertrand Russell. I read some of his books.

Speaker 2 I would have never guessed that in a million years.

Speaker 1 Bertrand Russell.

Speaker 2 Who's that mathematician guy?

Speaker 1 Remember Bertrand Russell? He wrote Principia Mathematica, him and Whitehead? All right.

Speaker 1 What are you doing, Matt? Don't get me high in a new experience. Yeah.
Do this conversationally. Are you trying to humiliate me, my brother? No.

Speaker 1 He wrote Principia Mathematica with Whitehead. They were the guys who wrote a math book where, like, I think like 60 pages explain one plus one.

Speaker 1 He was on some like high-level.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but he claimed, well, he was one times one. He was claiming they did like one plus one because they wanted math.

Speaker 3 What did they think that equals? Two?

Speaker 1 Two, but they wanted to be able to prove it. Because math, here's the problem with math.
It's funded. They want it to be purely

Speaker 1 logical, but math is founded on axioms that are unprovable. And that pissed them off.
They're like, I can't stand that either.

Speaker 1 We want the shit to be, yeah, we want this to be like perfectly logical, no faith, because they were like, you know, they're big atheist types with the one plus ones.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they're like, one plus one is two, but we're going to show you exactly why without, you know, and people are like, right on.

Speaker 1 Man, but he, but my whole point was he wasn't allowed to have apples when he was younger.

Speaker 3 You're spinning me out because I recently got into like a high tail spin about not knowing anything about math. Yeah.
And so I opened my world.

Speaker 1 I don't know. Really? Because I only know.

Speaker 3 Now I'm fixated on like learning something about it. That's good.

Speaker 1 Where are you at? Where are you at?

Speaker 3 I think I'm going to start with geometry. Well, I started with an introduction to geometry video on YouTube.
Nice.

Speaker 1 Okay. Well, it was

Speaker 3 a shaky start.

Speaker 1 Really? Yeah, because that's where the crazy, that's where the proofs are. No, I was good at geometry.
I'm terrible at algebra. But like borderline.

Speaker 1 But it's all borderline. You know what? Yeah, geometric proofs though when geometry gets into the proofs i'm out i knew him dude i don't know how i knew him i i might be the son of pythagoras dude

Speaker 1 i somehow they would ask me answer like questions of the proofs and i'd be like oh it's that and they i would just i just fucking knew it was weird like how some people got that genghuskan blood i think so

Speaker 1 enough i got like a b in geometry without really trying and i just the proofs were like weirdly self-evident oh i tried hard but algebra

Speaker 3 terrible i'm not looking forward to algebra algebra you're good at algebra yeah yeah i started this geometry video and I figured, here's what I was thinking. I'm going to click on this.

Speaker 3 They're going to go, hey, welcome back to learning math as an adult. Yeah.
I thought they were going to give me like maybe circle and square.

Speaker 3 They're going to go, all right, you know, circle and square. Let's start with like maybe the Pentagon, maybe trapezoid, maybe that kind of shape.
Bro, they started with lines.

Speaker 1 I was like, oh, I forgot all about lines. I forgot all about not shapes at all, dude.
I forgot about rays and segments. Oh, man.
I'm so fucked. Take your points.
What? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 Oh, yeah. And so, yeah, I'm really worried I'm going to fail this YouTube and math test.

Speaker 1 Just don't tell anyone.

Speaker 1 I'm going to cram the night before. Stay up all night.

Speaker 1 What's the test? Does that really come? I haven't found the test yet.

Speaker 3 I have to take some sort of metric.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you got to take the test.

Speaker 3 I told Mary Joe about it, so she'll hold me to it. She's going to make sure I get math.

Speaker 1 You'd be nice, man. It'll be.
Hopefully. I've thought about doing something similar where I'm like, because I am deeply embarrassed.
And like, you know, my kids are getting older.

Speaker 1 I have to help them with their homework. And I'm like, I'm so bad at math that I've thought about just like taking a refresher or hiring like a a math tutor.
That'd be kind of nice.

Speaker 1 I used to think I was pretty decent.

Speaker 2 I used to think I was good at math, but we recently started as a family.

Speaker 2 We started doing this Elevate game, this like app where it has these different brain games. Some of them are speaking, some of them writing, some of them are math.

Speaker 2 And every time the math one shows up, I kind of like slink away as my wife and son take over.

Speaker 1 Really? Yeah.

Speaker 3 Why? I thought you were the math guy, though.

Speaker 2 Well, no, Ansley is. I am like a math guy amongst

Speaker 2 the girls. She's a professional.
Do you know what I mean? Like in a certain world, I can be the math guy. When I'm at home, I am the language man.
Like my wife and son are the math people.

Speaker 2 We call it, like, me and my daughters call them the white ones, and we're the blacks. So the white ones are the

Speaker 1 math people. That's hilarious.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 My wife hates it.

Speaker 1 The white ones.

Speaker 2 My daughter came downstairs the other day and she was like, man, dad, the white ones are tripping upstairs.

Speaker 1 Oh my god, that is so funny.

Speaker 1 Damn, that's hilarious.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I, you know, what is cool about math, though, that the universe is structured according to mathematical principles. Or we're no, I thought we applied that to it.
I don't think so. Are we so

Speaker 2 chicken and egg thing? We don't know.

Speaker 1 I think it's like, I think it's real. I don't know.

Speaker 3 I think the universe is just doing its thing and we're like lining, we're putting graph paper on and tracing it, and we look like fucking idiots.

Speaker 1 I don't know because here's the thing: music, there's a mathematics to music kind of, and like scales and everything and that's inherit in the universe. We didn't apply that.

Speaker 2 And you can take that and apply it to other things.

Speaker 2 I'm out of my depth already, but I know that like the mathematical principles that are in music, you can use it to create other forms of like visual art. Yeah.
And it has the same sort of like

Speaker 1 visualizers. Are you talking about win-amp visualizers?

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 I just think that's sick. It's like there's a

Speaker 1 yeah, but I think math has to be real because if you can calculate like the distance and like land precisely that means the exterior corresponds to the mathematical principles i'm out but is the but is the is the is the universe structured around that or is it something that we use because it's as close to as accurate as possible to uh contextualize the universe around us this is where quantum physics yeah no i don't are we in assimilation not that it makes a fucking difference for me man i don't even know what i'm saying well it pumps me up it doesn't make a difference but it just pumps me up to be like that's sick math is baked into the universe it's cool it's just you'd prefer if that's true like the fibonacci sequence like how how like the the a shell the way a shell yeah spirals it's just that stuff is fun it's just more it's just more evidence of design yeah i don't like the idea of living in a randomly created universe and i just don't believe in it okay so that's all that's all that's just i'm indifferent to it i'd be okay with it i guess what a randomly created universe yeah how do you how so I don't know.

Speaker 1 You don't want a loving creator? I would love a loving creator. That's great.
So you're not, you can't be a different creator.

Speaker 3 But even he could have like this, could be a Minecraft world for him where it's just like a different like seed generator. You know what I mean? For sure.

Speaker 2 Well, you think a loving creator would make the world based on math and make like 99% of the people not be able to understand it?

Speaker 1 For sure. That's the fun of those.
I don't think you're, yeah.

Speaker 3 We probably were never supposed to worry about it.

Speaker 1 He's probably just like, why are they fucking

Speaker 1 monkeying around in the server room? Yeah. Just fucking shit.

Speaker 1 Dude, there's apples on trees.

Speaker 1 Yo, they're fixing on this one plastic. They're fucking everything.
And now they're fucking coming up the works.

Speaker 1 Like, why, yeah, why are you doing that?

Speaker 3 Yeah, that's gotta be really annoying.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 but yeah, I was reading about Irish immigrants in like the early 1900s, and like, dude, they're, they really, their lives suck, dude. Terrible.
Yeah. I think everyone.
Before or after they got here?

Speaker 1 Both. Both.
Both. Yeah.
Just getting over here and just not like not being able to eat.

Speaker 3 When was this the 20s, 30s? Yeah, it was like the 20s. That was when my family got here.

Speaker 1 Did they really? Yeah. Yeah, it was like a big deal.
Like the dude, the dad would actually like bring home his wages and not drink them away. And they'd be like, we can have toast and jam and eggs.

Speaker 1 And the whole house would be so fucking pumped. Yeah.
It's like, I wish I could get that pumped on toast and jam and eggs. I like it.
I'm happy I'm bumped.

Speaker 2 What is your family? I've never, I don't think I've ever known this. We're all Irish.
You're all Irish. Yeah.
And you love toast and jam.

Speaker 3 I do love toast and jam, actually.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but are you getting?

Speaker 3 I'm still eating English muffins with butter and jelly and being very happy about it.

Speaker 1 That is nice. Careful, though.
What's your guys' AC1? Do you have diabetes?

Speaker 1 Why'd you ask me, my brother?

Speaker 2 Why are you pondering that question upon me, my brother?

Speaker 1 Let me ask you this.

Speaker 1 I thought you had, didn't you have something like that, or gout or something?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I was dealing with gout, uh, some, some gout

Speaker 2 shit for a while, but I got it under control.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I got under control. There was a gout break in Philly.
Rainy had it too. Don't follow anything.
Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, mom.

Speaker 2 I was dealing with some gout-like symptoms for a while, and I got it under control.

Speaker 1 What happened? What was triggering it?

Speaker 2 I mean, you know, I crush donuts like every night.

Speaker 1 Would that do gout, but not? I'm like so mystified by this because the A1C is when you're, that's like the diabetes stuff. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's the percentage of your blood cells that are coated in a delicious frosting. Yeah.
Mine are at 5.7%.

Speaker 1 Okay. And if you get to 6.3, you officially have diabetes.

Speaker 2 I was just eating a very rich diet for a little while because it wasn't just the donuts, but I was also... kind of addicted to grocery store fried chicken.

Speaker 2 And I was eating that.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I was highly predisposed.

Speaker 2 Dude, I was like crushing it in my car.

Speaker 2 Like, eating a whole thing before I got home so like I could throw it away. Yeah.
My wife was starting to get a little worried about how much grocery store fried chicken I was eating.

Speaker 1 Really? Yeah. What do you think? What do you think?

Speaker 1 I go through these things as well. What do you think kind of like pushes you through into these like obsessive kind of like eating things? I knew it was a grocery store sheet cake for a while.

Speaker 2 Yeah. That was a phase.
That was a bad.

Speaker 1 That was a bad one. That was so crazy.

Speaker 2 I escaped that one with no real symptoms of anything.

Speaker 1 But have you checked your A1C? That's my question.

Speaker 2 Nah.

Speaker 1 I want all my friends to get their A1C checked because you don't know. Nobody.

Speaker 3 Do you have a place we can go after this?

Speaker 1 Yeah, Quest Diagnostics. We can just go fucking get our A1C checked right now.

Speaker 2 That's the problem. Like, once you're black and find out you have diabetes, it all goes downhill.

Speaker 1 No, you can turn it around. It's like easily.

Speaker 2 I just turn it around. Every time I feel like things are getting out of hand, I just turn it around.

Speaker 1 True.

Speaker 2 I just, I don't need to, I don't, like, I'm not fucking with numbers. I'm not a math guy, Matt.
True.

Speaker 1 I just turn it around. I'm telling you, look, guys, I just want you guys to not have diabetes, dude.
I couldn't believe I was pre-diabetic. For real, it was like blown away.

Speaker 3 Honestly, I don't even believe in diabetes.

Speaker 1 You said it.

Speaker 2 It's a psyop.

Speaker 1 It's definitely not. I guess.

Speaker 1 It leads to like every possible. It fucking destroys you.
I guess.

Speaker 3 I just feel like if you're a person that gets diabetes, then it's like you're already fucking everything else up anyway.

Speaker 1 No, I think like, I think literally like one out of every three people is like close to pre-diabetic in America. That can't be.
I swear to God. Look at the chunk of look.
Look it up.

Speaker 1 I swear to God, it's like something ridiculous.

Speaker 1 And it causes like a whole host of other problems. Like your eyes get fucked up.
So what are the two?

Speaker 3 That's why we need European soda and candy. That's what we need.

Speaker 1 They're not getting that. That's what we need.
That's what we are. That's true.

Speaker 3 They're ruining our snacks.

Speaker 1 The snacks. Oh, yeah.
You're a big junk food guy. Yeah.
How do you feel about Maha?

Speaker 1 What's the majority of make America healthy? Make America healthy. I like it.
I need to be controlled.

Speaker 3 I need my portions picked for me.

Speaker 1 Me too. 38%.

Speaker 3 38% of people are pre-diabetic.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Are pre-diabetic.

Speaker 1 Yeah, dude.

Speaker 1 And if you don't realize it, it just kind of sneaks up. You're just, all your hemoglobins are getting coated in sugar more and more.
I know you know. They get sharp.

Speaker 1 Dude, no, but I had no fucking clue. But what was a fiddle?

Speaker 2 What did you have to change to fix it?

Speaker 1 I just don't eat carbs anymore. I just run off of...

Speaker 3 How much cereal at night were you eating?

Speaker 1 Not a lot.

Speaker 1 I was crushing cereal here and there, but I was more so portion monster.

Speaker 1 And I was like, I don't really eat sweets that much, but then I was running through it the other day and I'm like, oh, yeah, I would get a sweet thing every time I was in the grocery store.

Speaker 1 Anytime they're in my house, I would eat all of them. I was like, I was eating a lot of fucking sweet things.

Speaker 2 Yeah, wait, so type 2 diabetes is when your body doesn't make enough insulin to deal with the sugar intake.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I think that insulin finally comes into play.

Speaker 1 I have yet to research insulin, but what I would, the, the, the one number one marker they give you is what percentage of your red blood cells are coated in glucose.

Speaker 1 So it's like they have literally like a sugary

Speaker 1 coating on the outside, and then like those sugar, I think like sugar, that whatever that is, the glucose, certain like molecules are like sharp and crystal-like.

Speaker 1 So then they're kind of slashing all your veins as they're moving through your body. That's why like diabetics get like fucked up.

Speaker 2 They can't beat yourself. They're watching

Speaker 1 your eyes get fucked up. They can't pee after a while.

Speaker 2 I think that's what it is. I think like insulin is what takes the glucose and turns it into energy so your body can use it.

Speaker 2 And if you're getting too much glucose, then your insulin is like, you know, like all the pies are coming down the conveyor belt and it can't handle all the glucose.

Speaker 2 That's when diabetes, type two, that's type two.

Speaker 1 Something like that. Yeah.
It just fucks you up. It's just like all, you just have sugar just rushing through your veins and cutting your veins.
You get all jacked up. That's rules, actually.

Speaker 1 That's erratic.

Speaker 1 What do you guys think about the

Speaker 1 hunk murderer guy?

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. CEO.
Do you think it was him?

Speaker 3 I guess it was him, right?

Speaker 1 Do you think he was a Patsy? Or do you think he was a

Speaker 3 murderer? I'm worried about the eyebrows in the surveillance photo and the mug shot. I did see that.
Those match up.

Speaker 3 That's why I'm holding off on having any kind of emotional reaction to it because I want to know if this is the real guy or not. If it's really him and they caught him, that's an interesting outcome.

Speaker 3 If the whole story is straight and they didn't make up a manifesto and plant it on him.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I guess that's a crazy target, though, because you would think,

Speaker 1 I don't know. It's like, don't they usually pick like lunatic? I guess he did kind of like lose his mind.

Speaker 3 He only disappeared for a few months after getting in the psychedelics, I guess. I'm basing this off of just like tweets about him.
For sure.

Speaker 1 That's all any of us have. But it was his back back hurt, apparently.
That's the one thing. A lot of people are lionizing him.
And it's like, I get it. I do get understand why.

Speaker 1 But it's like, if the back theory is true and his back hurts so bad that he girl spazzed and shot a guy, that's where I'm kind of like, I don't know if we should totally prop this up.

Speaker 1 Back pain is like that. Yeah,

Speaker 1 I was talking about it. It's emotional.
It's very emotional.

Speaker 1 You can't go around shooting people because your back hurts.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and you got to weep in your bed and call your wife as she disappointingly talks to you.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Like I just had that a couple days ago.

Speaker 1 I follow another Twitter account that says you should never, ever emotionally make yourself available to your wife and never eat her pussy.

Speaker 3 Oh, I saw that too. Did you see that?

Speaker 1 I saw that too. It looks like it's written by a lady.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Never eat her pussy.

Speaker 3 I thought that was like a Tristan Tate tweet.

Speaker 1 No, there's like an account I follow of a picture of a lady just being like, Don't eat your wife's pussy. She'll never respect you.
Every time I like, I always want to shrug that stuff off.

Speaker 3 That's crazy because that might be the moments where I feel most respected.

Speaker 1 I know. That is a funny thing.
I do like that outcome where it's like, like you have to absolutely dominate women at all times. It's just a funny, I just, I don't know.
It makes me laugh.

Speaker 3 It's guys that aren't married, though, that are saying this shit. I know.

Speaker 1 Well, you're a fool for having even done it, dude. Tristan Tate would tell you, you're a fool right to the face.
You're a fucking fool, dude. Oh, he's got a lot of money.

Speaker 3 Man, I defer to you, man. You've got definitely something figured out.

Speaker 1 I don't know. He might go to jail for sex trafficking.

Speaker 1 That's the game you play, though. True.

Speaker 1 You got to put your money down if you want to get in. Yeah, either get a wife or sex traffic.
That's the move.

Speaker 2 a hard, that's a hard penalty right there because you're getting so much pussy that you're busting it in. That's sex trafficking.
Yeah. Like anytime you transport pussy across state lines.

Speaker 1 Well, you have to mislead them. That's the key.

Speaker 1 You can move all the pussy you want in the world, but if you trick them.

Speaker 2 Dude, that's all I ever did to get pussy. Like, yeah, come over here and chill.

Speaker 1 Not just sitting out and watching.

Speaker 1 This is true.

Speaker 1 It is. You ever see the office?

Speaker 1 Yeah, that is a slippery slope. You have to trick them and move them across state lines.
That's trafficking. You can prove it was a nasty trick.

Speaker 3 What percentage of consensual sex do you think is trick?

Speaker 1 Like 95. I would say, yeah, I would say 90.
At least initially.

Speaker 2 Dude, me and my, we've been together for 25 years. Still to this day, I feel like I have to trick her to have sex.

Speaker 1 Really? Yeah. What's the number one trick? What would you say you do?

Speaker 3 He paints a big tunnel on the wall.

Speaker 1 She gets a gigantic cartoon bump on her head.

Speaker 2 Like bird seed down on a plate.

Speaker 1 I've learned that I have like one, I was like talking to my wife about this yesterday. We went for a nice walk and we were just talking about her monthly cycle.

Speaker 1 And, you know, just, and she was explaining to me, she's like, yeah, I'm like, fuck the week before my period. The week during, I'm like, whatever.
The week after, I'm like furious.

Speaker 1 And then I have, and I'm like, so you have three bad weeks out of the month. She's like, yeah, but then I'm really horny on that fourth week.
I'm like, yeah, it's so sick. Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 1 So we have like, we have like one glorious week per month that it's so tight, dude. Yeah, I'm mostly.
So, just so juicy for me and nice to me.

Speaker 2 Most of my trickery, bro, like, involves trying to make her think that I'm not constantly thinking about banging.

Speaker 1 Yeah, banging.

Speaker 2 And then, and then she can eventually be like, he's been good.

Speaker 1 My, yeah, true.

Speaker 1 It builds up. My thing is, um, I'll be like, I don't even want to have sex.
I just want to feel your body. Let's just cuddle for a while naked.
And then you go, ooh, what's that? Ooh, skin to skin.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I'm a big skin to roll.

Speaker 1 Skin to skin, and then naturally you're like, Yeah, that's already so large.

Speaker 2 A large part of our dubious tactics is skin to skin.

Speaker 1 Let's just kiss. I just want to kiss you.
That's so bad.

Speaker 2 Man, can I just like nestle my face on your face?

Speaker 1 That's all I want to do.

Speaker 1 I think the rules don't apply to wives. Like, your wife can be just like blacked out drunk, and it's like any judge would be like, take what's yours, sir.

Speaker 1 It's your property, sir. I don't know.

Speaker 3 I think they made some progress on that during the Meeting movie.

Speaker 1 I think there was a lot of like-not for wives, just for students. I think for

Speaker 1 students,

Speaker 1 dude, if your wife's drunk

Speaker 1 that's the universe. That's just the universe.

Speaker 3 I've been seeing a healthy number of like, am I the asshole on Reddit where it's like, I accuse my husband of sexual assault because he took me when I was blacked out or something.

Speaker 1 But usually the woman comes home hammering and is like,

Speaker 1 it's like, you're not going to be like, get off me, you drunk bitch. You're going to be like, all right, I'll have sex.
Stop sucking my dick. Fine, I guess I'll have sex with you right now.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 While

Speaker 1 your inhibitions are lowered and I can touch your butt all.

Speaker 1 But yeah, there should be, she's like passed out. Don't be a pig.
Sure. You can, you know.
Let her rest, man. She had a long day.
She had a long day, let her rest, and then guilt her in the morning.

Speaker 1 Be like, we're supposed to have sex with her. I love you hanging last night.
Someone was too drunk.

Speaker 1 It is, I, I, dude, I don't like when women are drunk, to be honest.

Speaker 3 No, not at all.

Speaker 3 You don't like their behavior?

Speaker 1 I just don't like it, man. I don't like it.
My, my grandfather was right. He told me when I was a young man, he says, nothing worse than a drunk woman.
I tend to agree. I tend to agree.

Speaker 1 It's a fucking liability. They're a hazard.
Yeah. A drunk woman is genuinely a hazard.
They're out of control.

Speaker 2 They already have to be monitored at all all times. Like, I feel like most women should walk around wearing a helmet at all times.

Speaker 1 Women helmets would be nice.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it would be pretty sick.

Speaker 1 Women helmets, just general padding. Dude, they step on something.
Ow. They bump their heads for bent.
So much. Wow.

Speaker 1 Yeah, true. They get hurt.
Women hurt. Yeah, they get hurt.
They get hurt.

Speaker 1 They bumping their heads. They have to stop them from walking off the cliffs and shit.

Speaker 1 They're like building structures around them as they walk through life.

Speaker 1 Nothing worse, dude.

Speaker 1 I like Mr.

Speaker 2 Magoo, like flitting around trying to keep Mr. Magoo safe.

Speaker 1 I have such a low tolerance. It's something I'm working on.
I have such a low tolerance for the ouchies. Like, if my wife bumps her knee, it's like, oh, I'm sitting there like, you're fine.

Speaker 1 You're all right. Get up.
Come on. You're fine.
I don't know why. It makes me so mad.
I'm like, that's not that bad.

Speaker 2 Why don't you try paying attention to where you're going sometimes?

Speaker 1 It's ridiculous.

Speaker 3 You know what really sets me off is if I

Speaker 3 bang something really loud, like I'll hit my head on like a ceiling fan or something.

Speaker 1 And never had that problem.

Speaker 3 I have some low ceiling fans. That was a bad example.

Speaker 1 But I'll bonk, right?

Speaker 3 And then I'll, I get a really sick feeling in my stomach because I know she's going to, without coming to me, she's going to go, Are you okay?

Speaker 1 And that makes me madder than anything else in my marriage.

Speaker 3 And so now the joke around the house is: if like if I stub my toe or something, everyone takes a deep breath and goes, I'm fucking fine.

Speaker 1 It's the worst.

Speaker 1 Are you okay? Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 My shit is throbbing right now. Oh, what happened?

Speaker 1 Nothing. I know.
Although, to be fair,

Speaker 1 it pisses me the fuck off, dude.

Speaker 2 Almost anything that is low enough for Butterly to hit his head on, he will make contact with that at some point.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 I have very poor vision, an enormous head, and slightly above average height, dude. It was a recipe for disaster.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it does suck. Stopping your toe.

Speaker 1 Fuck off.

Speaker 1 Shut the fuck off. Am I okay? Yeah, I'm okay.
My wife's a big, let me see it. Let me see it.
Like, no. No, let me.
No, fucking, don't touch me. Get off me.
Let me let me just see it. I gotta see it.

Speaker 1 I'm like, no. And without fail, she'll tweak whatever it is.
And I'm like, that fucking hurts. Why did you do that?

Speaker 1 Oh no. She's not a dial.
Get off of it. It doesn't need peroxide.
Stop.

Speaker 1 Chaps, my ass.

Speaker 1 They need ice. They don't need fucking ice.

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Speaker 6 I'd like Anthony Edwards to score more than 26 points on Christmas Day in his match against the Mavs. I don't know if you know about that.

Speaker 6 But I mean, Luca and those guys, they swept him last year. Did they?

Speaker 6 Yeah, they fucking swept him last year. So you know he's going to want to show up.
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Speaker 6 He don't want to let some fucking white boy fuck up his Christmas. Exactly, dude.
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Speaker 6 That was going to be my pick as well.

Speaker 6 Picking less on his protection. He was at 239 passing yards.
On 239.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

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Speaker 6 Although they haven't been able to protect him very well. And hopefully a healthy TJ Watt gets home.
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Speaker 6 they have,

Speaker 6 what's his name?

Speaker 6 Travis Kelsey's numbers? No, they don't have Kelse up here.

Speaker 6 I think,

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Speaker 6 what episode is this going in

Speaker 6 uh one it was me sitting in butterly someone that we're going to toss all right nice little stony dads little stony dads yeah yeah so yeah we're gonna toss it in well we could probably just keep it rolling we could just we could just rip what are you doing i just got in i got in from getting my mustache

Speaker 6 oh yeah you just got your glands sucked

Speaker 6 no i wouldn't i wouldn't put it that way i got my i got my

Speaker 6 but is it a guy or a girl it's a girl happens to be if it were a guy i didn't care i was like look i'll take you wouldn't care if it was a guy no i dude i it would have

Speaker 6 that if it was a guy i'm not i'm obviously, I'm capping right now. If it was a guy, I wouldn't, I can't get it.
Yeah, I would die like that.

Speaker 6 I mean, because your lymph nodes, you have one right on your hip. If I were to, I don't need to like demonstrate, but it's like hip is mat.
I'm right there. So it's like,

Speaker 6 look, it's just my body. I didn't put my lymph nodes.
You've got cubes there. You do.
You do have some.

Speaker 6 Dude,

Speaker 6 this is something I do want to actually wanted to bring to your attention. I have an idea for a live show.
I'm going to try to do it at the Creaking Cave. And I want to see what you think about this.

Speaker 6 Where I, so it's just like a, I wear the headset on stage, walk around, and I would let the audience step up to the crowd to a microphone to ask questions.

Speaker 6 And it's a simple Q ⁇ A, but during the Q ⁇ A, I got to bust out a thousand push-ups. So while people are asking questions, I'm just ripping push-ups.
And then I pop up and I'm like, Class.

Speaker 6 Can you do a thousand in an hour?

Speaker 6 In an hour. Can you rip a thousand in an hour? I'd have to prepare myself for that.

Speaker 6 But I do like the idea really hard having people ask questions and just ripping push-ups on stage with a headset and then as they finish their questioning i can pop up and be like i'm glad you asked and then answer the question to the live audience bro that's so hard i i start preparing myself for it but it i mean it's really it's you know it's 110 times in an hour so i you that's really hard if i practice i think i can bust it out how many you think you get now in an hour not a lot right now i'm pretty weak but i could start doing modifieds on stage if i started doing modified stay to count

Speaker 6 it's better if you're not prepared i know it's significantly better if you end up getting like 48 push-ups in an hour

Speaker 6 totally guessed the thought of just like doing physical exercises in front of a live audience while people ask you questions is made i don't know why it makes me laugh it is very funny so you're thinking like a benchier owning kids No,

Speaker 6 you doing push-ups. It would just be a free form Q ⁇ A.
So there's no thing driving it where I don't want to argue. I don't want to fight and fuss with people.

Speaker 6 It would just be they could ask whatever question they want, bring up any questions. I think you're going to want to direct it.
You're going to want to find some topics. Yeah, you think so?

Speaker 6 Because if it's just fucking QA, they're going to be like,

Speaker 6 how do you come up with your material? Although that's funny if you're doing a push-up. That's that actually, you know what? You're totally right.

Speaker 6 Because I did Jeremiah Watkins stand-up on the spot recently, and people would just be like, tires, talk about tire.

Speaker 6 I can't do stand-up about that.

Speaker 6 True.

Speaker 6 Yeah. I would just be doing push-ups, push-ups, people going, Shane.
I'd be like, yeah, dude. Yeah.
Fuck yeah.

Speaker 6 I'm coming back, dude. There's such babies, dude.
I'm coming back. The babies are falling.
I think the babies are falling off. Yeah, the babies.
There's still, there's a couple babies.

Speaker 6 I got on Twitter and a guy was, he was being a baby. Don't go on X, dude.
I was, I, I get depressed every time I go on, like instantly, instant depression every time I go on. Yeah.

Speaker 6 It's, I go on X and I've been trying to find out about the drones and there's nothing. You can't find out anything.
Dude, I tried to do that. I was like, yep, I'm on the news.
I'm watching the news.

Speaker 6 This is all I'm doing. And I've scrolled, I did the death scroll on X, and it's like, dude, you feel like schizophrenic when you get off.
Yeah, I watched a bunch of Muslims guys stone a guy to death.

Speaker 6 It was fucking horrific.

Speaker 6 My algorithm is like secrets women don't tell men. And I read those threads non-stop.
I like that. They're kind of nice.

Speaker 6 I don't like that. There's, yeah, babes have babes have found their way back into my algorithm.
I don't know what happened. Babes are back.
The babes are back on the menus, dude.

Speaker 6 I get those and I get like, there's new accounts that take like Andrew Tate type teachings, but it's like, they pretend it's from a hot lady. And it's like a weird kind of digital femdom.

Speaker 6 You can get it. You can get like red-pilled through like a fake hot lady being like, never eat a woman out.
Women never respect you if you do that. They must submit.
It's pretty sick. So I mean,

Speaker 6 it's from a hot lady saying that? I could just be an Indian guy, but it is,

Speaker 6 it's the picture's a hot ladies. That's all you need.
Sometimes you need an Indian guy. You know what I mean? Sometimes there's things an Indian guy that can do that, you know.

Speaker 6 True. This is true.
Nobody can work my spot like a fucking Indian guy on the internet.

Speaker 6 I'm telling you, I got an Indian guy all like deep in my head right now, just pretending to be a girl, just telling me all the stuff I got to do to maintain frame.

Speaker 6 And I'm like telling myself it's from like a hot lady telling me this. And I'm just like, get it.
How are you?

Speaker 6 Do you know what else you have to do to maintain frame other than not eat, not go get on them? Never eat the India. That's no offense to them that's gotta be a pretty fucking easy rule to follow

Speaker 6 true probably not a lot of oral going on over there i doubt yeah i doubt it although dude i don't know man if you put me in the swirl of that dude i mean just those vibrant just vibrant spices and stuff i could like get yeah you get used to it i could get i could just get totally lost in the dizzying aromas speaking of dizzying aromas i got i got

Speaker 6 it's easy to be you know xenophobic when you get in an uber and it smells yeah but i i i can fight through that i'm like all right whatever it smells weird that's fine i got in a fat uber

Speaker 6 stink dude yeah and did they complain the whole time

Speaker 6 did they complain or they

Speaker 6 no i was i was so close to complaining it was a battle of fats complaining i got in the back seat just

Speaker 6 i didn't say anything but i was close to putting the window down which would have been i feel like too mean

Speaker 6 like 20 degrees outside it would have been warranted to be like dude you fucking you kind of stick you're stinking smelled terrible.

Speaker 6 It is nice, though, because if I get a fat Uber driver, it's easy to tip them in.

Speaker 6 I just, I don't know. I like to get them kind of complaining a little bit.
So all you got to do is be like, oh, fuck is that guy? And it'll just start a fat complaint spaz.

Speaker 6 It's got to drive like a fucking ass rubber armor.

Speaker 6 A fat complaining spaz.

Speaker 6 They are quick to hit the complain button.

Speaker 6 Dude, I'd be complaining if you, I mean, for real, if you're carrying all that extra stress on your joints, it's like, yeah, that's like a serious form of just kind of like stress reduction.

Speaker 6 You just got to start to complain. Be like, fucking.
Yeah. And then driving, driving Uber is tough.
And then

Speaker 6 you're only getting fatter every day.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 6 So you're just kind of, but anyway,

Speaker 6 the fat smell destroys American fat smell. We got to stop complaining about Indian smelling.
Yeah.

Speaker 6 They have nothing on our American fats.

Speaker 6 Yeah, true. American fat has like a chemical component to it.
It's like it's no excess. It was like vaginal.
Oh.

Speaker 6 It's so bad, dude. Yeah, it's like fish.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 6 Anyway, what else is going on?

Speaker 6 Not much, dude. Just fucking.
That's all I have to report. I got an Uber with a fat guy.
That's good. A stinky

Speaker 6 fat smell for real is.

Speaker 6 I would do the streets of Calcutta any day over like a hard, even like a vague fat smell that I'm like, is it?

Speaker 6 What's going on?

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 6 I've been looking for the drones. I'm going to keep my eyes peeled out here.

Speaker 6 I talked to an alien guy.

Speaker 6 How'd it go? Sick, dude. It was a pure happenstance.
I was like, yeah, I'll talk to an alien guy, James Fox. Hey dude, he did like, he was actually a big-time alien guy.

Speaker 6 I didn't know he was like, he did like multi-ton of documentaries. He sold to like different networks.
He fucking blew my mind, dude. He was talking about, do you know about Camp Penis in Brazil?

Speaker 6 Camp Penis?

Speaker 6 It's Camp Peñas in Vajin, Brazil. I swear to God.
Camp Penis is in Virginia,

Speaker 6 it's a Virginia, or something like Virginia, Brazil. And dude, it was, he was talking, he was talking about the UPA UAPs and he just hit the fucking campaigns.
And I was like, hold up, bro. What?

Speaker 6 He's my banias.

Speaker 6 But yeah, he was a man. People fucking grabbed the, this like alien craft crashed in Brazil and this guy tried to touch the alien to like bring him down.

Speaker 6 And two people who touched the aliens died, according to James Fox.

Speaker 6 I'm totally, I mean, he got, I was why i went in uapa totally agnostic and now i totally believe dude the truth is definitely out there somewhere the truth is out there so yeah the uaps are having a moment right now that's what i'm all about just people having moments lemaire's having a moment right now why would lemer do he did kt lemaire did kt oh and it was when

Speaker 6 uh only two weeks ago is it on air is it on youtube i mean yeah it's on youtube and the dude dude he a guy went on there with

Speaker 6 just his hair was so up it was, it was funny. He was doing the straight, like, grade school comb down, but he was losing it.

Speaker 6 So it was just like lines that he then took like some sort of marker mascara to like cover this.

Speaker 6 Dude, he was like, he walked out and people literally laughed. It was a mothership full of people laughed on site.

Speaker 6 Still had no idea. He's no clue.
He's just like, oh, okay, cool. And he starts doing his jokes.
And then we just started, you know, we're just like fucking with him.

Speaker 6 And then Tony convinced him to shave his head.

Speaker 6 So he actually shaved his head in between the things and he looked great he came out it was like a really nice moment for like you know that like do you remember that show it's just dudes it's just guys getting like just beaten down

Speaker 6 it kind of wears on that guy got queer eyed yeah dude he got

Speaker 6 queer eyed on kill tony

Speaker 6 you'd look so much better like this

Speaker 6 he totally did and it was dude it was like totally it was i i you know i'm like like, okay, I can't really see it. Obviously, because I'm straight as hell, but it's like, he was so right.

Speaker 6 He was so right. And it was like this nice moment where I think he like changed this guy's life.
And then the dude, he was like, yeah, come back in a month. We'll check back in with you.

Speaker 6 The dude signed up for the very next week. So, you know, those episodes don't air right away.
So he comes out, gets in the bucket pool, which, you know, it was just, everyone's like, oh, it's rigged.

Speaker 6 But it's like, why would he pick that guy twice? Because it didn't, it didn't air. So no one knew what this guy was talking about.

Speaker 6 So he was just like, by the way, too, after he was on Kill Tony, he changes his Instagram to like whatever his name is on Kill Tony. So it's like it's just like his whole life now.

Speaker 6 And like he comes out on Kill Tony the next week, beating like one to 300 odds and just is like talking about his shaved head. And the whole crowd's like, what the fuck are you talking about?

Speaker 6 Because he's not really funny at all.

Speaker 6 He just completely blew it.

Speaker 6 But Lamizi was holding it down. He did good.
Lamise is having a moment, dude. He did that.
He was on stand-up on the spot.

Speaker 6 Lamizi is totally having a moment right now good yeah it's good to hear he better hurry up because he's got to move out

Speaker 6 you got to put the boulder behind him dude yeah it's coming it's coming soon but that's um i gotta do a bar crawl yeah

Speaker 6 billy broke his leg what'd you say i gotta do a bar crawl tonight billy broke his leg skateboarding not my fault um

Speaker 6 so yeah dude There's a lot of bar crawls gonna be sick. I'm a little jealous.
Bar crawl will be sick. My plans to eat a weed gummy to slow myself down, but we'll see.

Speaker 6 I'm here by myself in this haunted fucking house. You're by here lonesome.
Yeah, my lady went home for a couple of days.

Speaker 6 I'm just here in this fucking spooky ass house, dude. Yikes.

Speaker 6 I'm afraid the entire time I'm here. Yeah, dude.
I was scared of himself. The whole time.
I'm so scared the entire time. He told me it was fucking like other roommates.
It's haunted.

Speaker 6 I was fucked up until you're like, Don't. I'm so scared.
It's an old house. I look outside.

Speaker 6 The front porch is right here so you can just walk somebody walks i think i see people the entire time i'm looking out my window dude you might have a sixth sense

Speaker 6 the only cure is brewskies i know the only cure is a couple brewskies i'm like ghosts are real ghosts on your

Speaker 6 you're like an old farmer on his plot

Speaker 6 i don't with old houses i don't like them man they freak me out I don't like old houses.

Speaker 6 I like them when someone else is here. True.

Speaker 6 Yeah, that's kind of nice. You're by yourself, it gets very spooky until they get gripped by their ankles and ripped out of bed.
You're like, dude, you gotta go. You're haunted.

Speaker 6 Don't joke about that, dude.

Speaker 6 I'm gonna call Bliz. I'm gonna have Blizz sleep over again.
That would actually be a funny sketch. You'd have paranormal activity, but the dude's too big and the ghost can't budge him.
He's like,

Speaker 6 doesn't even wake up. He just farts in his sleep.
And the ghost's like, Jesus fucking Christ.

Speaker 6 Oh,

Speaker 6 fuck.

Speaker 6 Yeah, it's scary. And the laundry, the laundry's in the basement, in the fucking dude.
Forget it. Original basement.
It's so scary, dude. Forget it, dude.
I don't have a basement in my house now.

Speaker 6 They don't have a lot of, I guess, in Austin, they don't dig down for basement. Yeah, they don't have basement.

Speaker 6 But my garage has become the basement. I got to, at the end of the night, check if the garage door is shut.
I get scared out there. I get scared looking into my garage.

Speaker 6 Yeah, it's scary.

Speaker 6 There's definitely a guy fucking, he's been waiting in here the whole time. And it's open the garage, and it's like, you know, you just see stuff in the dark.
But I hear hear you, bro.

Speaker 6 Yeah, I took it, took a shower last night. I was terrified the entire time.

Speaker 6 Thought I heard stuff like six different times, thought I heard something. Dude, I'll just be sitting here playing Xbox and pause the game and go,

Speaker 6 all right.

Speaker 6 Go back to playing.

Speaker 6 I got to get back to Austin. I'm ready.
Yeah, it'll be sick, man. It's

Speaker 6 be right in time for the chilly weather right into the warm. That's fine with me.
Yeah, I'm excited. It's it's

Speaker 6 yeah excited to have you at the driving range with girbies and o'connor today no golf balls it was nice that is nice girby's is a is a golfer it's very funny he's good he's a he's a bagger yeah he's good he is bagger bounce he's helping chris was he really yeah chris is chris is just naturally good at it chris is dumbass in

Speaker 6 like tj max and bought like a golf outfit to go to the driving range. Why? He's wearing a fucking glove.
What?

Speaker 6 he bought a golf glove he's got glove money now dude it's it's crazy

Speaker 6 the season two money came in that does i i see him as a drop a glove guy though that's that's okay that suits o'connor driving glove glove pops collar fleece

Speaker 6 i was wearing this i was wearing the eagles hoodie you know and

Speaker 6 sweatpants o'connor did he tell you he decided to really just kind of get into his whiteness today

Speaker 6 yeah it's not hard it's not hard to get him in there he's a new englander dude you know what i mean just

Speaker 6 three-quarter zip golf club. And Durbin's fucking country club's right across from like a horse,

Speaker 6 like an equestrian fucking thing. So there's horses outside.
And it was very white. It was a very white thing.

Speaker 6 You got to join the equestrian club and just menace him on the horse while he golfs, dude. Yeah.

Speaker 6 Drive a horse.

Speaker 6 Just booting it to get your shirt off and just be like, Girby, keep going.

Speaker 6 Don't miss.

Speaker 6 Yeah, watching Girby's be actually good at golf pissed me off. Dude, if you just got to gallop by him on a fence, like, whoo!

Speaker 6 Move, peasant.

Speaker 6 I like to make fun of those country clubs, the poor country club.

Speaker 6 He's like, do you want to go to my course or the other course? I'm like, I would never go to your course, dude. It's for poor people.

Speaker 6 Shit, it's actually pretty nice.

Speaker 6 It's so, yeah, but it's so funny to tell someone they belong to a poor country club because they would fuck you up so bad. It's like, oh, that one has got a poor country club.
Yeah.

Speaker 6 It's a poor people country club.

Speaker 6 He's like, it's the only one that let Jews in for a while.

Speaker 6 Oh, that's so funny. That's great.

Speaker 6 Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah, man.
Well, fuck yeah, dude.

Speaker 6 Yeah, I'm excited. I'm truly excited to get back down there.
Yeah, dude, enjoy, dude. Enjoy the holidays.
And, you know, I'll be excited to have my fucking. I'm back to doing nothing.

Speaker 6 Like, we finished yesterday, was the first day without doing tires, and it was like,

Speaker 6 yeah, I just woke up. I jacked off

Speaker 6 so my girlfriend wasn't here, dude. Just jacked off.
You needed that, dude. You needed a moment.
You needed a moment for me. It was great.

Speaker 6 Just finished. I haven't been able to treat myself in so long.
It was so fucking sick, dude. It's crazy when you take time off and you like blow your mind.

Speaker 6 You're like, dude, you're like, yo, porn rules. I haven't seen it in so long.

Speaker 6 Porn's so good, dude.

Speaker 6 If you take time off, it for real like blows you, you get like seventh grade brain on porn. If you like, just really take time off, you're like, oh, shit.

Speaker 6 Yeah, that was a nice street. I think that lady's having an orgasm.
Oh,

Speaker 6 yeah, it's pretty cool. Shit rolls.
So I got that going for me.

Speaker 6 Nice, man.

Speaker 6 Other than that, dude, the big deal, the big deal for me is Friday heading out to Notre Dame. Dude, it's going to be sick.

Speaker 6 And I'll have a guest with me.

Speaker 6 That'll be awesome. I'm excited.
I'll be there.

Speaker 6 We have a good squad going. I know.
I think I'll be there at 4p.

Speaker 6 Okay, sick. Yeah.

Speaker 6 I might already be over there.

Speaker 6 Sick.

Speaker 6 Yeah, I'm excited about it. I can't wait.
It's just going to be... No, it ain't better not fucking lose to Indiana, dude.

Speaker 6 Oh, well, either way, I'm going to have my long undies on because it's going to be 17 degrees. It's going to be so cold.
Definitely long undies. And, you know, I'm excited, bro.
I can't wait. Be fun.

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Speaker 6 It is going to be really cool. And then

Speaker 6 the problem is if they win, that means, I mean, I got to go to the Sugar bowl dude you'd have if they win i gotta head down to new orleans to watch them take on the bulldogs you'd have to that would be actually sick as georgia bulldogs yeah if they win you might be good luck you might be spending new year's day in nola

Speaker 6 true um all right i'll let you go all right bro talking to you man i'm gonna go get some dinner and uh dude it was a great talking to you and i'll have back my you know i'll have to i'll be able to stop meeting people which you know not my favorite thing to do in the world i've had to meet people all month not the best of that but uh 2025 is we're back it's just

Speaker 6 can we put out like a best of one year they spent

Speaker 6 pieces of

Speaker 6 no we're we're good we're covered we're good till the new year dude then we'll just rip Yeah,

Speaker 6 I'm super excited to get back to work with you in a professional manner. Exactly.
And dude, that's all I think about now. Let's just put out the best of again for this year, like the old one.

Speaker 6 Yeah, put out, well, I don't know. Second degree.

Speaker 6 Back then might not be, they might not hold off.

Speaker 6 True, true, true, true, true.

Speaker 6 No, I'm glad to hear LeMaire is doing well. Gardini's in a diaper.
Nate's doing well. Yep.
Everybody's doing good. Yeah, Gardini's Heiny's messed up, but I think he'll get through it.

Speaker 6 So we'll be all right. It's good he took care of it.
I would have ignored whatever that problem was. Dude, did he get, he got a cyst on his ass?

Speaker 6 it's something like that yeah it's something bad lemaire just had one of those i had two i've had them before too but everyone's getting cysts i didn't have one i i didn't have one for a while i've i've cleaned up my ass lemaire's burst into urgent care and he said it smells

Speaker 6 yeah it's a wake-up call if you and lemaire's assholes are up to the same thing you got to start switching it up

Speaker 6 figure something out

Speaker 6 uh all right bro i'll see you bro thank you prize picks prize picks thank you later bro bye let's get back to starter dance

Speaker 2 you know you're not actually supposed to use ice on injuries who said that like the guy that came up with the the ice the injury theory it was like like rest ice you know r-i-ce-e whatever that he recently came out and was like i was wrong about that what the inflammation that you get when you get an injury is actually your body like like the platelets are rushing to heal that injury you need that

Speaker 2 yeah so you don't want to you you shouldn't be icing and then people were like fuck that dog we're icing we you know we've been been doing this and it works.

Speaker 1 And he's like, all right, never mind, never mind. Just ice a little, I guess.
Really?

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 But then if the ice is... Is heat good then? If ice is bad?

Speaker 2 Heat and movement.

Speaker 2 You're supposed to heal things with like warmth because that helps the blood rush. And then movement of the thing so that it doesn't get stagnant and like atrophy or whatever else happens to muscles.

Speaker 1 I can't wait to tell my wife that my wife's a big icer. I can't wait to be able to do that.
And then if neither killing ourselves.

Speaker 2 It is in their brain. It is in people.
Like people, when you tell them that, they're like, that's retarded. What you're saying is retarded.

Speaker 2 It's like the same guy that told you the ice is saying he got it wrong.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's wrong. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Fuck. Damn.
I wonder if the hot shooter was trying ice and that's why his back wasn't getting better.

Speaker 1 Just slowed down his platelets and had to shoot a guy about it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm so

Speaker 1 I don't know how I feel about it. Everyone is celebrating him and I'm like, I get that, but I'm like, is that ultimately the best move to be like, yeah, dude? Yeah.
to prop some shooters up.

Speaker 2 I didn't, I didn't know much about the shooter at all.

Speaker 2 All I, all I, I kind of fixated fixated on the fact that he got away on a city bike really yeah that was the thing and i was like damn city bike should use that in their advertising

Speaker 2 like that is dude he got like he it was a it was a citywide manhunt yeah for this guy how did he do that without putting his credit card in i thought that'd be like the most traceable it's like if you took a lime scooter away they'd be like yeah there it is i feel like if the the urban kids figured it out Yeah, they're able to hack the system.

Speaker 2 I feel like if you shot a guy and you're trying to flee for your life, he was also wheeling against traffic the whole whole way.

Speaker 1 He was like riding the city bike with no hands the whole time.

Speaker 1 Just throwing off the trail.

Speaker 1 Giant speaker in the basket. Yeah, the city bike getaway is pretty crazy.
Yeah. But I think he's probably not the first guy to get away from a crime, like you were saying, on a city bike.

Speaker 1 But I wonder how people hack those. That's kind of nuts.
People can hack lime scooters, too. You can hack a lime scooter and do burnouts on it.

Speaker 1 That's cool knowledge.

Speaker 3 What do you need? You probably need like a Flipper Zero or something for that. I want a Flipper Zero so bad.

Speaker 1 What is that? It's like a little hacking device.

Speaker 3 You know what a flipper zero is oh man this is a little like hacking device and it like it can connect to like bluetooth and like wi-fi and like a bunch of other like uh like near-field protocols and shit and you can like reprogram you can like take a hotel key and like duplicate it what is that how people print

Speaker 3 it has a physical key thing where you you lay a physical key over it and then you can match up the notches on the little interface on the device and then take that and get a key printed to replicate yeah dude i want to commit some felonies that'd be cool i want to do some high-level crimes i would like going into other people's hotel rooms yeah that would be great.

Speaker 3 Number one, traveling with your boys. Be so tight.
And really fucking with them. Petty theft.

Speaker 1 Dude, you could go crazy. Oh, my God.

Speaker 3 Imagine pulling off a kidnapping prank on your boy in a hotel.

Speaker 1 That would be so sick. Or just a ultimate scare prank.

Speaker 1 I'm already.

Speaker 3 Would you go supernatural?

Speaker 1 Jump on him in both.

Speaker 1 Jump on.

Speaker 1 Imagine when you have your friend screaming at the top of his lungs in pitch black.

Speaker 1 It would be a JKSA.

Speaker 1 Come here, boy. Give me that motherfucker.
Give me that motherfucking ass. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Let me get that ass real quick. Just choke them.
Let them pass out. And they wake up.
Like, fucking kidding, dude. I didn't fuck your ass.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you're passing out, but I didn't fuck you.

Speaker 1 I just fucking jerked you.

Speaker 1 I jerked you a little bit just to make you believe it. Yeah, stop crying, dog.
Yeah, that would be terrifying. I'm like always ready for that to happen in a hotel room.
Did you jerk a little?

Speaker 1 No, I'm already. Trust me, I'm taking care of that.
But

Speaker 1 I'm covering my bases with that.

Speaker 2 That's your rape whistle. You're already pre-jerked.

Speaker 1 So no one's getting me up, dude. I've depleted myself.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like I just hear like doors slam and I always assume it's mine. I'm always like, oh, yeah.
I'm like ready for someone to try to bum rush me. Do you ever have like the staff knock on your door?

Speaker 2 Is that what bum rushing is? Like getting your butt rushed? Bum?

Speaker 1 I don't know. That's a good question.
Or maybe

Speaker 1 bums of the old, you know, bums of the old times just rushing you.

Speaker 3 Huh. Yeah, I think bums used to like World War Z people and just throw their bodies at an obstacle.

Speaker 1 I wonder what it, what is a bum rush?

Speaker 2 Now I'm curious if somebody's if it is like getting your bum rushed. I feel like that is the most dominant fear as a man, like having anything penetrate your butt and consensually.

Speaker 1 For sure. I think it's a even consensually is a big fear among men.
But the,

Speaker 1 I think the, it's got to be a military term, if I had to guess. Okay,

Speaker 2 like B.U.M.

Speaker 1 Like a snack record or something. Maybe.
Yeah. Okay.
Intro motherfucker that's coming down.

Speaker 1 What do you mean? Bum is slang for tramps and lowlines.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 it started in the early 1920s yeah it's a bum

Speaker 1 it's probably in your book a bum started in the 1920s that was that was the jack black book where bums i didn't talk about bum rushing

Speaker 1 but they used to do a thing where they would take migrant farmers they would like catch guys coming off of uh

Speaker 1 like getting onto a railroad from like working in like utah for a summer farming and then you'd have all your wages for the entire season And then have like homeless, they were called like the hobos or like the tramps.

Speaker 1 They called them Yegmen back then, which was because the Chinese people, when they saw homeless guys would call them yek they'd go yek man yek man and then for real you go the chinese people like kind of have some food and they'd be like yek man yeah but that they you know whatever but they would like catch people who worked imagine working for a whole summer having all your money from that summer and then a guy just coming into your like train cart being like give me your fucking dope i think it was all travel it was just like eventually you were outside of anyone paying attention and you had to worry about the highwaymen exactly and well the railroad guys would be in on it too because they would team up with the bums and the bum would be like show me, give me, let me in the room and I'll split it with you.

Speaker 1 And then they would take all your money and just like, you're like an immigrant farmhand. They would just kick you off the next stop and you just end up in North Dakota with no money.
You're stuck.

Speaker 1 Back then, you were like, there was no

Speaker 1 start walking. No go hundredmies.
That's just where you live from then on. And you had to just like pray to God that you didn't die.

Speaker 2 So you're not, you know, like the Chinese um? They go ni-ga.

Speaker 1 No, I didn't know that. You know about that?

Speaker 2 Yeah, so they got they.

Speaker 1 That's their um.

Speaker 2 Their um is is uh ni ga.

Speaker 2 So I'm wondering if like that phrase came from like Chinese people just being confused about black people. And they just kept saying, nigga.

Speaker 1 What is it?

Speaker 1 That's crazy. I didn't know that.
I knew they had a word that was close.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's their filler word. When they're like, you know, they're trying to figure out.

Speaker 2 And then they, when they finally get their word.

Speaker 1 Three times in the genie Shaq Fu.

Speaker 2 Shaq Fu, baby.

Speaker 1 I love Shaq, bro. Yo, Shaq Fu.
I'm heavy he's getting paid. Papa John is crazy.
Him doing the Papa John. I still can't get over that.

Speaker 1 Papa John said the N-word. Next thing I know, Shaq just has like a million dollars.

Speaker 3 Summoned him.

Speaker 1 It's crazy. Shaq Jeannie.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 What about the Subway choking guy? What do you think of that case? The Subway Choking Guy got.

Speaker 1 I don't know the exact details. Was he just...
So I saw the Black Lives Matter guy being like, he was... That clip, I will say, it's very sad, but he was like, they're going to choke us.

Speaker 1 We're being loud.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Not the best verbs, brother. I mean,

Speaker 1 bold words as the movie theater industry dies around us. Yeah, we need to do something about it.

Speaker 1 That was kind of great. I was like, come on, man.
Anything else? Politely turning.

Speaker 1 That's not working. Yeah, dude.
But I don't know. What was the details? Was he threatening somebody? Was he like...

Speaker 3 I think you're on the train. He said, I'm ready to.

Speaker 3 Everyone's been on the public transportation with the guy that says, I'm ready to die today. And

Speaker 3 he was, I think he, he made the threats to everybody. He identified himself as an immediate threat.
Damn. And then the Giga Chad jumped on his back and choked him out.

Speaker 1 Held him. And he never, I don't know if he ever actually choked him out.

Speaker 3 I think he just held him there for a long time. What? And the struggle sort of.

Speaker 1 It's like a white belt fucking spazz. Yeah.
Hold on. So the guy died in a wrestling match?

Speaker 3 I mean, right after it.

Speaker 1 Well, you know that. From what, though? I don't understand that.

Speaker 2 Embarrassment from getting choked by a white guy.

Speaker 1 I don't think he got choked.

Speaker 3 Depending on who you ask on Twitter, it was either a combination of like drugs and hard living or it was, you know, the guy

Speaker 3 strangle-holding him for six minutes.

Speaker 1 Dude, there's no. He was strangle-holding him.
Yeah,

Speaker 3 he had the rear naked choke.

Speaker 1 Not fully sunk. Dude, here's my thing.
If you're going to go nuts on the subway, you got to be wrestle ready.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? Yeah. And it's like,

Speaker 1 you know, I don't know. He didn't shoot the guy.
He wrestled him. Right.
So it's like, that is not great, but it's also like, like, dude, here's my thing.

Speaker 1 If there was a homeless white guy who was being a dickhead on the subway and someone wrestled him and he died,

Speaker 1 I wouldn't even blink.

Speaker 3 I'd be like, all right, fucking later, dude.

Speaker 1 Yeah, some of them go there. You weren't wrestle already.
Some of them do go that way.

Speaker 3 Did you see the detail that when I guess the cops or the EMTs got there, he was still alive, but they didn't want to do CPR because he was yucky.

Speaker 1 What? Yeah.

Speaker 3 Yeah, the EMT showed up and got the ick, and they were kind of just like, it would just, you know. Hang out here.
Let's just bang on his chest a little bit.

Speaker 1 My thing is, wake up. Come on, man.
Wake up. Come on.
It's okay. You're okay.
You're okay. He was already gone.
He's already gone. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Like, there's a small percentage of the black community that if they lose a fight to a white person, they die.

Speaker 1 It's over. Yeah, they just can't.
They're like Obi-Wan. Yeah, it's just

Speaker 1 break and like blown into the

Speaker 1 yeah. I mean, again, I don't really see, for me, it's like, I don't know, man.
He was popping off. Yeah.

Speaker 1 He was popping off and he got rassled. He played the game.
He played the game. He got rascal.
Dangerous game. And I mean, if he was like fucking physically choking the guy out, I don't know.

Speaker 1 Here's the thing. If a guy's going on like threatening women, like, I'm going to, I don't, was he just, what was the threat? That's what, that's a decent thing.

Speaker 3 I think it was like, I need resources and I'm ready to kill and die for them, essentially. I'm paraphrasing.

Speaker 1 I need fresh water and food, bitches.

Speaker 3 It was like, I'm starving and I need money and I'll do anything for it. And I'm ready to die.
And I'm ready to kill, or something like that.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 That was his terms. He was playing a game of life with that.
That's rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Yeah.
Throw your head. It is so funny for a guy to be like, yeah, all right.

Speaker 1 I'm going to fucking choke this guy out. But he might have been getting people's faces.
My thing is, like, say he did swing and like punch a lady in the face. If it was, if it was building up to that.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, there was, there was an old Asian lady lady that was about, that was only a matter of time. Yeah, an old Asian lady got clocked.

Speaker 3 You're saying he was stopping Asian hate and he's a hero.

Speaker 1 He might have been. I got it, though.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it is funny, too, to think that, like, you know, if you have some sort of martial arts training, there is something in the back of your mind where you constantly want to use it for good.

Speaker 2 Obviously. But then you're also like judging the situation where you're like, you see somebody aggressive and you're like, okay, but not that guy.
He's big. You know, and then like

Speaker 2 he finally met like the situation and the guy he'd be willing to fight, like sneak up on behind. And it all came.

Speaker 1 Like, that's like, yeah, it's what are the odds? I think that's a

Speaker 1 problem, but it's like to build that into like a social injustice. I'm like, nah, man, that's a fucking crazy homeless guy who got wrestled on the train.
He died. So that's that's not like a systemic.

Speaker 1 I mean, again, the guy.

Speaker 3 I think that's where the public's going to go with it, too.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't think, and nobody really, the guy got off.

Speaker 2 Yeah, Your Honor, I'd like to plead fuck around and find out. He fucked around.
Yeah, he did.

Speaker 1 He fucked around.

Speaker 2 And he found out.

Speaker 1 And those were his terms. I am willing to die.

Speaker 3 You know what's going to be crazy, though, is that

Speaker 3 he's going to get a like influencer boxing offer.

Speaker 1 You think so? Absolutely.

Speaker 3 He's going to get like $10 million to box a canceled kickstreamer.

Speaker 1 You think so? Like PewDiePie or something.

Speaker 1 I'm here for it. Well, they're.

Speaker 1 I saw a post recently that was like their shooters. And it was Kyle Rittenhouse.
And they're like, our shooters. And it was like ripped insurance guy.
Luigi.

Speaker 2 That's the most.

Speaker 3 There's no way there's a guy, a 30-year-old guy named Luigi.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's so sus. True.
That is kind of weird. I did see a lot of the Italians should be ashamed of themselves.
I saw a lot of my Italian compatriots being like, we're back, baby. It's like, don't.

Speaker 1 We up. That's disgusting.
Don't, don't, yeah, don't put that on the pedestal. You don't, you don't think?

Speaker 3 There's not a part of you that's like, yeah, let's go.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, it's like, it's. cool, but it's like, I don't know.
I don't know anything about that guy, the CEO of a healthcare.

Speaker 1 Like, insurance companies are fucking brutal, but I don't know enough about that guy to be like, yeah.

Speaker 3 I think he was probably responsible for, or again, I'm just reading tweets. I think he was responsible for an automated claim denial system that really started

Speaker 3 putting the screws to people.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 That's terrible. And then there was also,

Speaker 3 I think.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't sympathize. I don't empathize for the guy at all.
I get it. I do get it, but I'm going, damn, dude, if a bunch of people start CEO spazzing,

Speaker 3 that's fucking. What would that look like?

Speaker 1 They'll just replace them with other CEOs. And all those guys who are shooting shooting people.

Speaker 3 It's gonna be the worst job in the world. You're gonna be forcing people in the corner offices and they're gonna be like grabbing onto the walls.

Speaker 1 No one's gonna want to be a CEO. Take the fucking stock option.

Speaker 1 You can't do this to me.

Speaker 1 Here's my problem with it. All those dudes would love to also be a CEO who are shooting CEOs.
They're like, yo, dude, we're gonna put you in corner office a million dollars a year.

Speaker 1 They're gonna be like, well, I'm saying that's waiting.

Speaker 2 Yeah, they are. That is take charge attitude.

Speaker 2 Like shooting somebody. Kid, we like what you got.

Speaker 3 It's like the hacker that gets hired by the FBI.

Speaker 1 It's like,

Speaker 1 we like what you got.

Speaker 1 You're just sitting in a corner office with a gun every day waiting for your match. Well, it's going to be CEO.
There's going to be so much security now.

Speaker 1 Like, schools need people with guns, CEOs, you know. Yeah, my school just had a lockdown.

Speaker 1 He just had a lockdown. He was lacking.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Lacking like a muh.

Speaker 1 These are also the pull yourselves by this bootstraps people.

Speaker 3 Like, lacking's your responsibility.

Speaker 1 Dude, I couldn't agree more. You can't be fucking lacking.
Don't let me catch you lacking. Every time I take my trash out, I'm not, I mean, I'm not backstrapped.

Speaker 1 I'm walking around just being like i'm always ready for the bum rush it's just unfortunate reality but i am for real anytime i take a trash out at night i'm like what you're saying couldn't be me couldn't be bro yeah must never me mustn't be me i still like when i open the door i kind of will peek that's how you get someone you open the door wow yeah kind of like look out see who it is i'm not dude can't be me

Speaker 1 i mean i could get got anyone can get got but i'm really trying not to get got like that why'd your kids school get locked down somebody wrote a note on a on a gym locker stall that they're going to shoot the school up.

Speaker 2 And they wrote, it was like a day, and then that day was crossed out, and then next to it was the next day.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. Little rain date.
Yeah. Yeah, actually, I got a lot going on that day.

Speaker 1 I'm going to come back on a Wednesday and shoot in school. Apparently, the doctor's important I can't use.

Speaker 1 I'm supposed to get a lollipop.

Speaker 3 A new Fortnite battle pass drops that day, so I'm going to give myself 24 hours with that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so there was a frill.

Speaker 1 Was that the first time you guys ever had like a school shooter? Yeah.

Speaker 2 yeah, it was a big lockdown, and they wouldn't let the kids leave their classrooms. And some of the kids were pissing their pants because they wouldn't let them go to the bathroom.

Speaker 2 But my son's classroom figured out that they would put a trash can in the closet, and he just pissed in the trash can. And my son was so pumped that he got to the bathroom.

Speaker 1 How long was this lockdown? Like three days? No, it was like a whole school day. I'm kind of jealous.
I'm kind of jealous that the kids of today get to do like lockdown tough in front of the girls.

Speaker 1 I would wish I had that opportunity to be like, yeah, let that motherfucker come in here, bro.

Speaker 1 Lipping my dog out in the pain and be like, ladies, I got you. Don't worry.
You're sharpening the metal edge on your ruler. Yeah.
Dude,

Speaker 2 in my son's classroom, they barricaded the door and some of the boys picked up weapons and they were like waiting for it. They were like wishing a motherfucker would.

Speaker 1 I was born in the wrong era, dude. Yeah.
That would have been so sick. Just rallying the bros and be like, bro, I'm going to fuck this guy up so bad.

Speaker 1 You got them all hawking in the room, waiting for the door to open.

Speaker 1 Just your crosses, be like,

Speaker 1 give me a kiss before I got the battle bed.

Speaker 1 I'm going to go take a shit.

Speaker 1 I'm going to go take the handle off the broom and break it in half.

Speaker 2 I was kind of born for this. You might not be able to tell by looking at me, but my dad's black.

Speaker 1 You wouldn't know from talking to me, but

Speaker 1 believe it or not. But

Speaker 1 there was no suspect or anything.

Speaker 2 They got one. They got a suspect.
It was in the girls' locker room, so it was a chick. It was a chicken.

Speaker 1 It's up to the nerds. Nerds now are like

Speaker 1 Middle Eastern guys after 9-11.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? Those guys reply.

Speaker 1 What the fuck? Yeah, there's like a note like that. Everyone's looking at every nerd.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, you have a bad day, dude? Yeah. You're going to fess up to what you did?

Speaker 2 Yeah, you got an anime trapper keeper? We got to watch this.

Speaker 1 I think, are kids getting bullied like that anymore? Is this like pure nerd rage?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I think it's just rage.

Speaker 1 It's a move. Survive.

Speaker 2 Yeah, bullying.

Speaker 1 I don't even survive.

Speaker 2 I just felt it.

Speaker 1 It's like someone gets on. They're like, yeah, this is a viable thing.
I can just be the school. There's goths, there's bullies, there's school shooter guys.
I'm just going to fucking wild out. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's a parents' fault. Your kids think it's fair.
It's your fucking parents' fault. There's no way, dude.

Speaker 1 If your kids are like, I'm gonna fucking shoot this motherfucker up, it's like it's purely the parents.

Speaker 2 Yeah, there's not enough at home to rebel against anymore. Like, parents aren't given, you know, that's the new rock and roll.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 shooting up a school.

Speaker 2 Yeah, my parents that I can't shoot up at school. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Listen to a One Direction album backwards is like, do it. Yeah.
Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 1 Gun loose. It's so annoying.
I wish I hopefully this fad dies. Yeah.
Shooting up the side. Has it been one in a while?

Speaker 1 Oh, well, we have any wood in our city.

Speaker 3 We're definitely in a slow season, I think.

Speaker 1 It's been chill, or they're just not reporting them. But yeah, I think they get reported every time.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's a radio report.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's a heavily reported.

Speaker 2 It might be overly reported.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, I think the yeah, I think once it gets like the main driver of pharmaceutical advertising sales, they need, they kind of are like hoping for one. Yeah, it could be a close loose system.

Speaker 1 It's just a girl. It could be a close loose system.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know because I think there was

Speaker 1 the last time I followed it, I got kind of numb to the school shootings, but then I saw there was a lot of like

Speaker 1 involvement from a community that people are hesitant to meet. Either say the last like two, I think, have been Trans Am.

Speaker 1 So then that took on a thing, and everyone's like, I don't want to talk about this anymore. That was just my, look, I'm not putting a value judgment on it, but I did hear that was going on.

Speaker 1 And people started being like, let's not talk. This is just uncomfortable.
Probably a lot of overlap in

Speaker 1 the pool.

Speaker 3 you know the the path of the school shooter and the path of the

Speaker 3 early trune

Speaker 1 you know what i mean the young the young uh

Speaker 2 no please go on my brother please elaborate on this it's all just autistic kids yeah i think so i think so

Speaker 1 i think it's deep autism yeah and then yeah they had like My Little Pony for a while.

Speaker 3 That was an option.

Speaker 1 Can we cure that part of autism? There's got to be a way.

Speaker 3 You just give them enough Sonic the Hedgehog that they don't hurt anybody.

Speaker 1 We've got to drop the new Sonic, dude.

Speaker 1 We've got to drop the new Sonic, dude.

Speaker 1 For peace. We should just totally

Speaker 1 stay fun in the Sonic franchise.

Speaker 3 We put Sonic in a pill and give it to them every day.

Speaker 1 Otherwise, they turn pure robotics.

Speaker 1 Sonic in a pill.

Speaker 1 Dude, Sonic is so unbearable to watch. Several people who have autism.
It's crazy. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You can't pay me enough to watch Sonic, dude. I'm like, I want nothing to do with the movie.

Speaker 3 I don't know if they think it's good, but it gets them very horny.

Speaker 1 True.

Speaker 1 There's like a pretty, I don't know what the percentage of the population is, but there's kids with, like, there's no more compelling thought than Sonic the Hedgehog being pregnant. Holy shit.

Speaker 1 Their eyes will just glass over for like significant chunks of the day, and they're just like, what if Tails got Sonic pregnant? That would be pretty cool. Like, yeah, I guess I could doodle that.

Speaker 1 Sonic's a boy. I know.
That's what makes it so interesting. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I was laughing. I was driving, I think, last night thinking about this.

Speaker 1 How, like, you know, every, it takes thousands of years for people to organize themselves with the ability to gather enough resources so they can like philosophize and get abstract.

Speaker 2 Word.

Speaker 1 We've gone through the Greek society, got themselves the Romans, and we have, America did that in a pretty short period of time. And it's funny.

Speaker 1 We're just sitting around us being like, what if I chomped off my penis?

Speaker 1 What if Sonic was like that?

Speaker 1 Who's wasting just like so many battles and hardships? Yeah.

Speaker 2 So you think the trans community are just modern-day philosophers?

Speaker 1 I mean, it's a part of them.

Speaker 3 They're a sign of a thriving and robust society. They're a symptom of it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's not even just them. There's like philosophers of gender studies and there's, you know, there's like other philosophers.

Speaker 2 They're like the aesthetics. They're like actually doing it.
They're like in the cave, meditating, chopping off their penis.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
That's like a big thing. It's like a, it's just like we, you know, we like handled matter in ancient Greek time and now we're up to like what to do with with our dicks and pussies.

Speaker 1 Like, what should we really do with our dicks? What's the next tip?

Speaker 3 And you're always on the next tip. What's after this?

Speaker 1 What's after what to do with our dicks and pussies?

Speaker 1 I don't know. Or is that it?

Speaker 3 That's it. We're in the end game.

Speaker 1 I don't know. No, never on the final frontier.

Speaker 2 Or do you have to start worrying about what

Speaker 2 I should worry about what you should do with your dick and pussy?

Speaker 1 We're moving through that right now. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Next is going to be our brains, by the way. Could be.

Speaker 3 If Neuralink takes off or whatever competes with Neuralink, we're going to forget about dicks and pussies for a while and be like, what do we do with our brains?

Speaker 1 Be big on our brains.

Speaker 3 Actually, the the dick and pussy are just going to be getting in the way of having direct access to the chemicals in your brain.

Speaker 1 That'll be like the static on your satellite dish. When you're getting boner, you're like, god damn it, I can't fucking remember everything.

Speaker 1 Fuck, turn it off. Shut it off.
Fucking up my Neuralink.

Speaker 1 You just get snow. It's like

Speaker 1 you're just reciting like every single king of every European country. And you're like,

Speaker 1 fuck.

Speaker 1 Hard as hell again.

Speaker 3 That's going to be crazy. Giving over your entire nervous system to the cloud just so you could have access to Wikipedia in your mind.

Speaker 1 Very tough. It's going to be really fucked up.
It will be fucked up.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think because it'll never stop because every new invention changes the world a little bit so that you then have a new conception of the world, which leads to new inventions, which new conception.

Speaker 1 It's a spiral. Yeah.
Between helix.

Speaker 2 Better like genetic modification so that your babies can just come out the man.

Speaker 1 I don't know, dude.

Speaker 1 I think people are going to get, I think it's already happening where people are getting real into like pseudo-farm life. People are going to probably dial it down.

Speaker 1 The new generation is going to get into like...

Speaker 3 You follow a lot of homesteaders on YouTube.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's going to be that for a while, but with the Neuralink.

Speaker 1 I know how to grow with my crowd. I don't know.
I honestly don't know.

Speaker 1 I think we will get over the whole kind of like, the argument's not even so much like the physical chopping off your penises and stuff.

Speaker 1 It's like, does your penis actually define you as like an identity? That's the question. It's a deep philosophical question.

Speaker 1 You know, who asked that? I would say my personality is much bigger than my penis.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Don't sell yourself short.

Speaker 1 No, but that's the question of our time. Does it actually, it's one of them.

Speaker 1 Does your genitalia actually have, like, is there like a reality that the type of genitalia have dictates the kind of, in the way you'll be in some sense, or is it totally a blank slate?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I think we're, I think we're like, to take a step back, it's like the way you need to come

Speaker 2 dictate that more.

Speaker 1 You know, and we just have to be like, you're talking about like reverse cowgirl?

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's like, however, like, whatever way.

Speaker 1 Getting blown from behind?

Speaker 1 Getting sucked in the back. Sucked through the back and thumbed? Yeah, like maybe

Speaker 2 Puff, maybe P. Diddy is a victim.
Maybe he just achieved so much status that he could start exploring all the different ways he needed to come.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Victim of his own success or something?

Speaker 1 For sure.

Speaker 2 For sure. Victim of his own.
Maybe of society's constraints.

Speaker 2 Maybe he's not gay. Maybe he's just like, he got to the point where it's like, I need to come right now.
There are no women in the room.

Speaker 1 There is a wormhole. There's like a quick, like, if you're getting that much pussy as he was probably getting, you can easily hit a wormhole and go full gay.

Speaker 1 Like, it's not, I agree that it isn't his fault in that regard. Where it's like, I mean, if you have your fourth, like, I mean, what's that's

Speaker 1 the nirvana for ultimate pussy guys?

Speaker 3 You reach the final, and you go, I was, it was gay the whole time.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I was just all gay.

Speaker 3 You transcend body into soul.

Speaker 1 Huh?

Speaker 2 It doesn't even feel gay. It's just like a, it's like convenient.
You're like hanging out with your boys. Yeah.
And you need to come and you don't want to stop hanging out with your boys.

Speaker 1 Yeah, true. So you slip them a little sideways.
Yeah, just like, no, sign them to your leg.

Speaker 2 Paul's the PlayStation real quick.

Speaker 1 Tom, we got to do this.

Speaker 1 We got to 69.

Speaker 1 Because that was like the cool borders error, too. Just pausing cool borders at 69.

Speaker 1 The dude in the baggiest pants.

Speaker 1 I don't know, puff.

Speaker 1 I'm about to hit the 1080.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 that's a fair point. It's like, you know, he, but again, there was all the deception, you know, with like the drugging potentially.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but even that probably gets to a point where it's like, oh, consent's getting boring.

Speaker 1 For P. Diddy, I'm not sure.
For P. Diddy.

Speaker 1 P. Diddy.
He's philosophizing. Yeah.
So we need to philosophize. I love consent.

Speaker 2 Consent's my favorite thing.

Speaker 1 I do. But

Speaker 2 I'm not at the P. Diddy level, and I probably never will be.
So I'll never be able to figure out whether or not consent could get boring.

Speaker 1 But like P. Diddy, everybody wanted to fuck him.
He was having no problem fucking anybody he wanted to fuck him.

Speaker 2 For sure. And he was like, this sucks.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 I need to. I need excitement.
I need excitement back. He needs a challenge.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Maybe he was waiting for for someone to say no.

Speaker 3 Like, I think, I think a lot of these people, they he pressured them to go along with it, but I don't think any of them were just like, I'm not really into it, man.

Speaker 1 Like, full stop. Yeah, I think he was thinking eventually someone's gonna say what wasn't invented at that time was period.

Speaker 1 So you remember, they were like, period. So it wasn't, it wasn't like full stop.
Yes, exactly. Full stop.
We didn't have that yet. That technology wasn't invented.
We had to talk to the hands.

Speaker 1 No one talked to the hand.

Speaker 1 That was just to slow somebody down. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 You can move right through the body.

Speaker 1 Talk to the hand wasn't the yellow light.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's a yellow light.

Speaker 1 And then you can be like, as if. As if.

Speaker 1 As if. Any sex with it right now.

Speaker 1 We didn't know how to say no back then.

Speaker 1 It didn't exist. Dude, the word the.
You know, the word the is unique to, I think, Western languages. Not all.
I think there might be some other cultures that have the word the or some like

Speaker 1 equivalent to it, but like there's a lot of other cultures that don't have the.

Speaker 1 And the word the allows you to bring other like verbs and adjectives into a noun state and abstract things that other cultures can't do. You're making me furious.
No, no, think about that.

Speaker 1 I refuse to think about that. Think about good.
Good is an adjective, but you can say the good and it turns into like a noun that you can kind of abstract and kind of think like, what is the good?

Speaker 1 What is good actually?

Speaker 1 I thought it was kind of sick.

Speaker 3 So Eastern languages don't have the?

Speaker 1 Some, I don't think some do. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Like the ancient language 10,000 years of spoken language to figure out.

Speaker 1 They forgot the.

Speaker 1 They forgot the in forks. They didn't know it.
It just wasn't there. Just like we just learned no, for real,

Speaker 1 in 2020.

Speaker 1 We didn't know what it was. Yeah.
But yeah, dude, they don't have the. That fucking freaked me out.
Native Americans were like all verbs. I like that.
It was kind of sick. I kind of like that.

Speaker 1 I don't know. How sick is the, though, dude?

Speaker 1 How sick is the?

Speaker 2 That's pretty sick.

Speaker 1 I was just bugging out on that the other day.

Speaker 3 I was like, damn. It's a very high thought to see if in your mind you could define the word the.

Speaker 1 That's what what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 It's like I. It's like I.
I is like,

Speaker 1 no, that's me. Yeah, but

Speaker 1 some cultures don't use I.

Speaker 2 Really? Yeah, some like

Speaker 2 African, like tribal cultures, they don't have

Speaker 2 ownership of things because it's all like a community-based culture. So they don't have an I.
So they speak in things where it's like,

Speaker 2 like you say, they don't have the either, but they speak in things almost as if it is the. Because it's like a community.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, but that's different, that's a collective. A the is just like that thing, that thing over there, yeah.

Speaker 1 But they don't have what about that

Speaker 1 right there, yeah, yeah,

Speaker 1 nah,

Speaker 1 nah, I ain't having that

Speaker 1 bring that ass over here.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 what

Speaker 1 the hell are you talking about? And it's fucked. No.

Speaker 2 Was that the first no he just did?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 It is so. It is suck.
Like, it sucks because you're all like, you know, we're all organisms seeking pleasure.

Speaker 1 And it does, like, to have that, like, no, you have to just be like, and you're going to stop your whole horny body and be like, fine.

Speaker 3 That's actually no is violence against men.

Speaker 1 Curse you and your evil smells.

Speaker 1 What is V no even anyway?

Speaker 1 Let's bring this into the abstract realm.

Speaker 1 This no you speak of, what is it?

Speaker 1 Jesus Christ. God damn it, dude.
All right. Well, I think we did it.
Where are we at here? About. Oh, only 50.
What are we at here? We got plenty of time.

Speaker 1 Oh, an hour or nine. I'm looking at that 50 going, what the hell? That has been definitely an hour.
I could feel it in my bones.

Speaker 1 I could feel it in my motherfucking bones. What do you guys have anything burning on your minds you want to talk about?

Speaker 3 Did you? No, I just have a bunch of dumb shit I've been scrolling past in my head. Yeah, it's not important.

Speaker 2 It's probably the most retarded stuff.

Speaker 1 I'd like to hear it at least.

Speaker 3 Did you hear about the teacher that

Speaker 3 all the kids were being bed and she said no one can go to the bathroom anymore? And all the kids pissed themselves and she got fired. What?

Speaker 1 Yeah. No.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I think they're all the kids who are like your girl's age.

Speaker 1 How bad? What? Like little, little kids?

Speaker 3 Yeah, it was like that. I told you guys.
I told you guys to calm down and now no one can go to the bathroom. And all the kids piss their pants and the teacher got fired.

Speaker 1 Yeah, of course, dude. Yeah.
The whole class pissing themselves.

Speaker 2 It's crazy. That is crazy.
Like, after one piss, you'd you'd be like, all right, you guys can go to the bathroom.

Speaker 3 Oh, that would suck to be the first piss. Dude, you're all tapping your feet on the floor, not trying to be the first pisser.

Speaker 2 Dude, I think I would have jumped on the chance to be the first pisser. Really?

Speaker 1 Like,

Speaker 2 that's a green card for pissing your pants.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 When you're a little kid, that's like.

Speaker 1 Yeah. All right.
I get a little bit of a kid. How old were you? It was like four or two.
Was that? How old were the kids? Like, four or two?

Speaker 2 I get to piss my pants so my mommy can't get mad at me.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Also, little kids, if you're like, you got to piss your pants, it's not that off the table. You know what I'm saying? They're like.

Speaker 3 I knew a kid in second grade that pissed his pants pants in school and he had to change schools.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that second grade is crazy, but if you're talking like four-year-old, two-year-old, four is a little much, but two, two-year-olds will piss. Don't give a fuck, dude.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I know they're on their, like, Chloe's on her

Speaker 1 potty training right now. But like, if I were to be like, I'm going to wait till you pee your pants, she'd be like, all right, pussy, you just pee your pants, baby.
Fuck you. Change them, bitch.

Speaker 1 Dude, shit, having to change all those kids at once must have sucked.

Speaker 1 What would you rather do? Change 18 kids peed pants or have 100 guys have sex sex with you?

Speaker 1 Get piss in his eyes?

Speaker 1 He was crying. That's a lot of piss.
That's a lot of piss. That's more piss than 100 cups.
Oh, the smell.

Speaker 1 The smell.

Speaker 2 100 cums or 100 pisses smell.

Speaker 1 It'd be like 18 pisses. Yeah, 18 cups.
18 pisses or 100 cubs.

Speaker 2 It's a dank smell. It's dense.

Speaker 1 It is dank. It's very dense.
It's like a medieval tavern.

Speaker 2 The combination of both.

Speaker 1 That's a medieval tavern.

Speaker 2 18 pisses in 100 cums.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. 100 cums is crazy.

Speaker 1 There were no 100 cums in medieval times. Dude, that was one.
You don't think so? 100 cums?

Speaker 3 Yeah. The entire village had to split that in a year.

Speaker 1 They'd have to burn the village down. Yeah, that was just like

Speaker 1 you get like throwing torches on your thatched roofs. Yeah, you'd be out by yourself.
Dude, if you had a medieval guy smell 100 cums,

Speaker 1 they would like fall to their knees.

Speaker 3 No, everything smelled back then.

Speaker 1 True, everything did smell. That butcher.

Speaker 3 They might not even notice 100 cums. True.

Speaker 1 It might not have.

Speaker 3 The tannery on the edge of the village fucking reeks.

Speaker 1 Do you think medieval people smelled their cum? Like they would bustle out and be like, taste it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 My God.

Speaker 1 Because it probably wasn't gay in medieval times to taste your cum. Yeah, but

Speaker 3 you had to get through the winter. Yeah.
You had to ingest a little bit of it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, true. You know what I mean? Like, there wasn't like a thing being like, that's when guys suck each other.
They didn't know about that, so they're probably like

Speaker 1 big time.

Speaker 3 Well, do you think that they do you think they called each other gay back then, or is that off limits?

Speaker 1 I don't think you could. I mean, I don't know.
I think that was like crazy.

Speaker 3 Bro, you're making some pretty serious accusations right now.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm actually gonna run this pitchfork through your body if you say that again.

Speaker 1 I don't know what you, I don't know what you're doing with like your voice and like smiling right now. Like, they didn't know laughing at all.

Speaker 1 That'd be such a sick use of a time machine to travel through time and call people gay and just see how they react and take notes and walk like a gay ass mother. Then be like, Excuse me?

Speaker 1 And you'd have to explain, like, no, I think I'm accusing you of having sex with another man. Like, it would freak them out.

Speaker 3 They couldn't even conceptualize it.

Speaker 1 Just hit him with a 69.

Speaker 3 The crops weren't stable enough to ponder gay.

Speaker 1 I'm still eating rabbits and shit. Dude, that'd be so funny.
No, that'd be pretty wild.

Speaker 1 There's that guy. I can't stop watching his videos on YouTube where he has a convenience store in the south side of Chicago.
And he does gay. He like calls, like, he'll just do like gay.

Speaker 1 He'll insinuate that black dudes are gay and dude.

Speaker 3 Oh, yeah, the pink lighter.

Speaker 1 It's a full medieval spaz. Yeah, the pink lighter.
I can't stop talking about this.

Speaker 2 Yeah, one of those convenience stores, a guy was doing that, and somebody left, got in their truck, and drove into that convenience store. Really? Yeah, it happened just recently.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's playing. He's playing too much.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he was playing way too much. That's my thing.

Speaker 1 It's like, oh, this is injustice. It's like, yeah, bro, you're fucking around.
It got your ass. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 He found out. He fucked around.
He found out.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but now, what do you think that was like real? You think that was staged?

Speaker 2 The truck?

Speaker 1 Yeah, they could have been like, let's get the numbers, dude. You get the insurance claim.
Although, someone's going to jail for that. If you hit the fucking.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 You run into the motherfucking snacks.

Speaker 1 You crunch all the snacks.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 You can't crunch snacks. Not from the community.
You fucked up the snacks.

Speaker 1 That's going to be a big thing, though, of convenience stores. It is a funny idea.

Speaker 1 Because a convenience store is just like, you know, a convenience store in the hood, you're making what, like maybe... maybe a thousand bucks a day.
I knew someone who ran a convenience store in like,

Speaker 1 I don't know, wherever the fuck it was. Like, uh, like Oak Lane somewhere.
They were, they were, like, breaking down, like, the numbers of the convenience store. It wasn't crazy.

Speaker 1 You make a living, but, like, you can make way more. My whole point is you can make way more doing the streams.

Speaker 1 So if you're using the sh the convenience store just for the streams, you probably can make way more.

Speaker 3 You ever watch like the YouTube guys that run laundromats? They make that look pretty attractive.

Speaker 1 No, how that? What do they do with that?

Speaker 3 They just go, they go around, they collect all their quarters and shit. They go, here's how much money I made.

Speaker 3 And they count a bunch of money and they go, all right, man, thanks for checking out the video. See you guys next time.

Speaker 3 Yeah, they break down like the economics of having a laundromat and all their locations. They're vending machine guys.
Watch those. Vending machine.

Speaker 1 What's the numbers? What are they? How much are you pulling in from the laundromat?

Speaker 3 I don't know. I think I've seen people where they were like, I made $3,000 this month.
That's passive income. You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 But then I think they probably do better from being a content creator.

Speaker 1 Yeah, true. But it's also, but they're coin rich, which is sick.
That is cool. Being coin rich is nice.

Speaker 1 It's like screwed.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Scrooge McDuck.

Speaker 1 I always wanted to do that. Being coin rich is actually kind of nice.
So

Speaker 2 just to hear it.

Speaker 1 You know, you have a money counter. You just have like a coin, one of those coin counters, a coin star in your house.

Speaker 3 That'd be a great sound to have in the background.

Speaker 1 Do you ever hit the penny arcade or like the coin star? Coin star?

Speaker 3 Yeah. I lived on the coin star for a stretch there.

Speaker 1 That shit rules, dude.

Speaker 3 Yeah, you ever get $40 from a coin star and be like, oh, thank God. Yeah, it's awesome.

Speaker 1 It's the saving your change.

Speaker 1 There's no better feeling.

Speaker 3 When that receipt prints out and your checking account is overdrawn, that's like, that is, if it's Indiana Jones grabbing the hat under the door.

Speaker 1 Babe, good news.

Speaker 3 I can get home from work today.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I did. I didn't like the grocery store ones because they did take their cut, and I'd always be like, you motherfuckers.
But TD Bank had Penny Arcade that was free if you had a TD Bank account.

Speaker 1 Okay, yeah, I remember that.

Speaker 3 That was and then you could guess, you could guess your total

Speaker 1 won a lollipop one time. Did you really? Oh, yeah.
I got one time I got close enough where they gave me like a hat or some bullshit. Damn, pretty good.

Speaker 3 I got a lot of hats my day.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I got something nice.

Speaker 3 I might have counted it beforehand, too. I might have cheated.

Speaker 1 Oh, I feel that hurts. You know, can you edit that out? Don't let them know that I truly cheated.

Speaker 3 That puts me in a really negative light.

Speaker 1 I kind of lumped my quarters up in a way to give me an

Speaker 1 educated guess. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, dude, what are we fucking psychic? How the hell are we going to know how many coins we have?

Speaker 3 As long as you know in your heart that you can get ones.

Speaker 1 You know what's sick? Saving ones. Save all your ones, and after like a month, dude, you're like, holy fuck, dude.

Speaker 2 Dude, I keep a pocket full of change. Dude, really? I love having change on me.
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 1 Really? Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm jealous. You like the jangle?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I just like, I like being able to pay for things in exact amounts.

Speaker 1 Yeah. You know, it does feel good.

Speaker 2 But I never use like money.

Speaker 1 Currency in my money. I was always using money.
Yeah, I was always jealous of those guys. Could be like, here, I'm going to give you this.
Give me back the whole dollar.

Speaker 1 And I'd always be like, how did you fucking do that, Matthew? Yeah. Yeah.
That fast? That's crazy. That's a baller move.
I never, I was always like, yeah, you win. Here's your dollar.

Speaker 1 I don't know how this works. I don't even know if I gave you the right change, but yeah, here you go.

Speaker 2 Let's see how much change I have on me right now.

Speaker 3 What you working with?

Speaker 1 Where'd you get that change from? Did you fly with that change or did you break the bill? I couldn't believe it. Hold on, dude.
I thought you were flying with you.

Speaker 1 I thought you just brewed the thing into my hand. Let me see.
So, look,

Speaker 2 I'm going to show you guys both and then you're going to estimate.

Speaker 2 Let me make sure I have all the wait.

Speaker 1 You flew with that change? I flew with that change.

Speaker 1 Come on, man. That's crazy.
Mil Hot Cliff, dog.

Speaker 1 Ready? Ready?

Speaker 1 Let me give that change. Hold on.
Extra peak. I got a tiny peak.
I got a tiny peak. I think $1.75.
$1.75. Oh, shit.
I already saw a second little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 You saw it a second time, too, right? Yeah. All right.
So, we're sure.

Speaker 1 We're sure.

Speaker 1 Can I change it? Yeah. 225.
225.

Speaker 3 I'm going to go with one cent.

Speaker 2 There's one.

Speaker 2 Wait, what's your guess?

Speaker 1 I thought 225. 225?

Speaker 6 Let's go to

Speaker 1 275. Oh, damn it.
Yeah, I got that second look. I said, that's about 220.
That's in the $2 range. That was all.
Well done, man.

Speaker 3 You know, my hat's off to you, man. You won fair and square.

Speaker 1 What are you going to do with those? I don't know.

Speaker 2 I just always have a pocket full of change. Because I never use it anymore.

Speaker 1 I never.

Speaker 1 It's a good reason to have it all. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. You see one of those mechanical horses, you're like, I'm feeling like riding today.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 Getting a tiny fire engine at the supermarket.

Speaker 1 Got to put you in the yellow. I'm always ready, though.

Speaker 1 This is green.

Speaker 2 Dude, I can pop in the arcade right now. You'd be trying to find dollars and stuff.

Speaker 1 They don't do coins in the arcade power card. Don't act like I want to ball out on the power card.
Please. I'll get $180 on that.
I don't care what you say on this podcast.

Speaker 1 Don't act like I won't ball out on a power card, dude. Go crazy.

Speaker 1 I actually just got balled out on a power card the other day. Okay.

Speaker 1 No, it was some other type of like a similar bowling arcade place. And a lot of the machines weren't working.
I almost wanted to talk to somebody.

Speaker 1 Like, dude, what the fuck kind of operation you're running here?

Speaker 3 You have to get in someone's face about that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, power card is fucking janky as hell.

Speaker 3 It's not working on this shit. The stop sign because it's not scanning and you're running it.

Speaker 1 Exactly. Oh, my God.
I'm going, are you taking my points right now?

Speaker 3 Excuse me.

Speaker 1 I'm trying to play Fruit Ninja.

Speaker 1 I spent $200 on Fruit Ninja, and it's not working.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 someone who can

Speaker 1 try to play four-way ping-pong with my four-year-old daughter, and it's not working.

Speaker 3 Nothing worse than a fucked-up air hockey table.

Speaker 1 That'll make me...

Speaker 2 That's depressing.

Speaker 3 That'll be like, do you guys care about anything?

Speaker 3 Yeah. Half the thing's not even blowing air.

Speaker 1 Dude, I get pissed when I I put the puck down. It's a dead spot.
I'm like, bro, a dead spot in the air. It's dark.
It's fucked up. Some fucking bullshit, dude.

Speaker 3 No one cares about anything anymore, man.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it is upsetting.

Speaker 2 Nah, customer service sucks now.

Speaker 1 It's crazy. Yeah.
It's so fucking bad almost everywhere you go. I'm astonished.
If someone's like, just even mildly pleasant, I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah. About to become a CEO.

Speaker 1 You're going to get shot, dude. Careful, bro.
Watch out.

Speaker 1 Yeah, customer service is taking a hard nose dive.

Speaker 2 That's almost more understandable. Like, you heard like a cashier got shot.
You're like, well, you know.

Speaker 1 They've been acting out? Did they grieve? The guy did get shot a lot, actually.

Speaker 1 I think this guy actually did get shot a lot.

Speaker 1 They do.

Speaker 1 By the Bad Man.

Speaker 1 Yeah, shooting a cashier is crazy.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but they be tripping. They sometimes act like you can't shoot.

Speaker 1 I think the guys who shoot them come in and be like, I'm going to shoot this motherfucker and take all this money.

Speaker 1 The cashiers do pop off.

Speaker 2 They pop off too much.

Speaker 1 I mean, think about it. You are like the power of money just flows through you all day.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Do you ever see a phone store guy that they tried to rob and he stabbed one of the kids to death?

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Okay. Everyone else has seen it.
Yeah. These two kids come into like a phone store or something and they like try to jump over the counter and grab all the shit.

Speaker 3 And the guy running the place pulls out a knife and grabs one of the kids. And the other kid runs and he just starts stabbing him.

Speaker 3 And the kid just like bleeds out on the floor and he's going, I'm dead.

Speaker 1 I'm dead. You ever seen that video? I don't know.
I've seen videos like that. It's pretty funny.

Speaker 1 I have seen a stabbing video. I didn't know it was a phone.
Yeah. Or something.
He died, though. He didn't hold him.
Yeah, he definitely died. Yeah, he died.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 And the cashier posted the video himself. Like, you know, they tried it.

Speaker 3 They found out what was up.

Speaker 1 Did he get in trouble?

Speaker 3 I think they tried. I don't know if he was convicted or anything.

Speaker 1 I mean, good. If you have, did he have that thing? I can't have that thing on him.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 I think the one that got away did. Yeah.
Yeah, I don't think the one that was.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I've seen those videos where they

Speaker 1 shoot guys that come up behind 7-Eleven. They blast them.
It's just 40,000 comments. like, that's what you get.
Yeah, that's what you get. And it's like, yeah, I mean, if you're it's a dangerous game.

Speaker 3 You ever see Indian guys defend a 7-Eleven? That's cool.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I've got a lot of fun. That's really nice.

Speaker 3 There's a really good one where a guy comes behind the cast

Speaker 3 behind the counter and they just start hitting him with like brooms and shit. They're not really doing any damage, but like, they're definitely getting some Indian aggression out.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, true. You bloody bitch bastard.

Speaker 1 They're hitting with bitch bastard over and over again.

Speaker 1 He had to get pulled off.

Speaker 2 He was like going ham.

Speaker 1 He had to get pulled off. True.
Throw some fucking taquitos at him, just scalding hot.

Speaker 1 Just talking about

Speaker 1 molten cheese's ears.

Speaker 1 Medieval portraits. You should have your cheese barrels just come down.

Speaker 2 Oh, that would be so sick.

Speaker 1 Like when castles have

Speaker 1 defend the line. Come out.
The hood goes crazy on you.

Speaker 3 You have to barricade yourself in there.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's, hey, man. Yeah, if you can't be an armed robber, you can get killed.
That's live by the sword, die by the sword. Yeah.
Pretty honorable. Yeah,

Speaker 1 uh, I don't know what it is. Maybe I'm, I'm just fucked up, but I don't get um riled up.
All the stuff people get riled up about online, like, I don't, I just see it, and I go like, oh, okay.

Speaker 1 I'm in the mode. I just get, it's all an abstraction.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I don't know that guy.

Speaker 3 I stay in I mode.

Speaker 1 I mode. Yeah, I true.
I'm like, I guy. Yeah.
Yeah. I just watch that shit.
I'm like, I don't know. You're like, we guy? But how do you?

Speaker 3 You shouldn't be having a reaction to it.

Speaker 3 It's almost like abstract information. It's so far from you.

Speaker 3 There's almost no way it can impact you.

Speaker 1 It's none of my business.

Speaker 3 It's a huge mistake to constantly just be seeing stuff and be like,

Speaker 1 you know, it's

Speaker 1 for real, like a mental disease.

Speaker 1 But then there's like the thing, but then there's the spaz about the reaction because the Black Lives Matter guy was calling for Black Vigilantes.

Speaker 1 And then people were like, can you fucking believe this? And it's like,

Speaker 1 oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all the same.
Shut up. It's people spazzing out.
People in bots just.

Speaker 3 You're all dipping in the same punch bowl.

Speaker 1 Exactly. It's like, well, actually, we're upset now.
We're deeply offended. And it's like, dude, get the fuck out of here.
Yeah. Go take a walk.
Get a fucking life, dude. Get a fucking life, dude.

Speaker 1 Get a fucking. It's not going to, it's, I don't know.
It's just, that shit fucking boss. Please get a PS5, man.

Speaker 3 Just get a PS5 and shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 Yeah, do something, man. Just go fucking, I don't know.
Do something else and read it. I can't believe it.

Speaker 1 A lot of it's fake, but I really, I think people are genuinely reading it and like engaging and freaking out, being like, oh, fucking, this is fucking bullshit.

Speaker 3 Yeah, it's half people being tricked by the dead internet and the other half is bots.

Speaker 1 You know, what is a dead internet? I've never really had that explained to me.

Speaker 3 Was I talking to you or swim about it?

Speaker 1 Swim. I think I was talking to Tom about it.

Speaker 3 Dead internet theory is that like almost everything you see online is not real? It's not real people.

Speaker 3 And then when you see real people engaging with it, you kind of look at them and you're like,

Speaker 3 that's all you're

Speaker 3 being tricked.

Speaker 1 Do either of you guys go on Facebook still?

Speaker 2 Every now and again. I don't really post them.

Speaker 1 What's popping on Facebook?

Speaker 3 I'm mostly on Facebook Marketplace.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Facebook Marketplace is kind of nice. Characters there.
Yeah, that's kind of nice.

Speaker 1 I went off of Facebook for the longest time, and I went back on here and there because people are like, oh, I messaged you on Facebook.

Speaker 2 And every time I get back on there, I'm like, oh my God, it feels like a ghost town to me yeah i like i like look at it for uh seeing my boys celebrating wins and i like those posts and as soon as i see something complaining i get right off facebook yeah facebook's crazy is that's i i can't believe it's still going on just nothing happening man it's a dead zone how's the comedy philly comedy network on facebook is that still people spazzing out no clue haven't checked no there was uh i saw because i saw uh one

Speaker 1 was uh lemaire's still lording over it is he really is he still is he still hold the reins of that thing so yeah he might.

Speaker 2 There was the dude, the black comic that also used to drive cabs or maybe is the taxi driver.

Speaker 2 He put something up and people went ham on him. And I was just like, I got it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm out of here. I might go back to the Philadelphia Comedy Network and

Speaker 1 start some sort of multi-level marketing comedy thing. Or it's like, you guys want a big podcast? You might have to get in line.
Take my lesson.

Speaker 1 I have internet lessons and have people sign up and just rip. Dude, I like the Hawktua thing, too.
The coin? What do you do? Yeah, the coin

Speaker 1 released her own cryptocurrency and then just.

Speaker 1 She rug-pulled them. You think she rug-pulled, or you think she's?

Speaker 3 I don't think she had any idea what was happening. I think to

Speaker 3 right now, I don't think she's learned a single thing about it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 She was rug-pulled as well.

Speaker 1 There could have been dudes, yeah, she benefited from it. Yeah, she probably made money, but there's probably dudes who are like, we're going to set all this up for you.

Speaker 1 They're doing it to like

Speaker 3 MMA fighters.

Speaker 3 It's like a roving horde of like tech wiggers in California.

Speaker 1 Why? What's the draw to be like, this is a unique coin? It's going to rise.

Speaker 3 It's like a penny Yeah, they go, look, there's no better way to capitalize on all the recognition that you're getting. It's never been a hotter time for you.

Speaker 3 What we can do, this is, we're going to build a community. It's going to be like a financially independent community around your identity and you can't lose.
You know what I mean? And then

Speaker 3 the first day the

Speaker 3 price shoots up. They rug pull.
And then the celebrity is standing there like, what the heck? Thank you for the $15 million, but everyone's really mad at me.

Speaker 1 Everyone's pissed. They're the best of people who are like, I lost my life savings in the hawk and

Speaker 1 anything. I can't believe those.
It's got to be a bot. Yeah.
Or

Speaker 1 surprise. There's people probably like, it's a no-brainer.
Yeah, the same.

Speaker 1 Beanie baby people. What happened to the best beanie baby people?

Speaker 2 They like people that thought beanie babies were like the way of the future. Oh, yeah.
So they invested their life into beanie babies.

Speaker 1 Oh, the original rug pull.

Speaker 2 Yeah, those same people are the people that are like, this Hop Tua can't lose.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 It's too big to fail.

Speaker 1 I talked to like a pock advisor and he's like, look,

Speaker 1 babies are hot right now.

Speaker 3 Well, did you see like a 10-year-old did a meme coin and it got, he got like $30,000.

Speaker 1 I was like, gotcha!

Speaker 3 Like cashed out and right. And now I think he might be in big trouble.

Speaker 3 But then I think, I think, and then I think they boosted that so like he could have made like $12 million if he didn't like rug pull in the first hour or so.

Speaker 1 I mean, how can you blame a 12-year-old? That's so powerful.

Speaker 3 You should meme coin.

Speaker 1 That's better, tight. Rug pull.

Speaker 3 Matt coin?

Speaker 1 Rug pull would be nice. You call it rug pull?

Speaker 1 Like, I'm going to take dollar sign rug pull.

Speaker 1 I don't know how that works, but you would need your own independent blockchain for that, or is that just like... What even is it?

Speaker 1 Nobody knows.

Speaker 1 I mean, the

Speaker 1 memoing you their money, and you're like, oh, look.

Speaker 1 It's up.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I don't think anyone's like inventing new technology. I think they're just like copy and pasting the framework.

Speaker 1 of every other coin and then you just give it a cool name and have like an endorser and that's all that's all you need really not bad you can probably do it yourself there's probably some youtube videos for how to do it what if i turned it into an NFT?

Speaker 1 Now we're talking.

Speaker 3 That's old and busted. Is it really?

Speaker 1 That's dusty now. Talking your meme coin into an NFT.
I never understood that. People are like, no, you can just art one.
You can do like a picture and then you like sell it for $30,000.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I never understood that. I can agree.
No one's paying $30,000 for anything I can produce.

Speaker 3 Might be an easy surprise.

Speaker 1 For like a drawing or something or an internet. That'd be crazy.

Speaker 3 I don't think any of them, none of them are like great art. I think it's like they want to be on.

Speaker 2 It's attached to you.

Speaker 1 Crazy.

Speaker 3 crazy. Yeah, you got to meme up.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I should meme coin. Time to go crazy.
Meme pull, meme coin, rug pull.

Speaker 1 Promise you won't out of the game. I'm going to rug pull.

Speaker 1 That's the whole point of this.

Speaker 3 No, you have to promise that you won't, though.

Speaker 1 Oh, I definitely won't. Then I will.
No, there was.

Speaker 3 Okay, so there was the way that they argued back was that they said they weren't rug pulling. They are saying other people were driving up the price so they could, you know,

Speaker 3 dump.

Speaker 1 Dump real quick. Yeah.

Speaker 3 And so, pump and dump, I guess. And so, but even if that is the case, what they did was they had a high transaction fee for all of the purchases.
So,

Speaker 3 even if they weren't the ones doing the rug pull, they were getting 15%

Speaker 3 on every transaction. So, they still pocketed, you know, $20 million or whatever.

Speaker 1 Really?

Speaker 3 Yeah, even if they didn't do what everyone is saying that they did. Well, I don't know.
I'm just going off what Coffeezilla said.

Speaker 1 True. Thank you, Coffee.
Yo, shout out CoffeeZilla, man. Shout out Zilla, yeah.
Yeah, it is. I mean, again, it's like, I've no disrespect to the the Tua, but it's like,

Speaker 1 it's like a non-product. It's like a non, it's like an offshoot of like a weird,

Speaker 1 like, there's no real value.

Speaker 3 No one wants products anymore, man. We're past that.

Speaker 1 True.

Speaker 3 We're in the new phase. Yeah.

Speaker 1 We just want to like monetize weird personalities and just be like, fuck.

Speaker 3 People just want to think about a weird thing and then have money assigned to it. That's all.

Speaker 1 That's true.

Speaker 2 Well, that is pretty sick.

Speaker 1 That is pretty sick. Yeah.
I'll do it. I'm hungry.
Ooh. Whoa,

Speaker 1 let's go munch. I'm starving.
You guys fucking rule. Thank you so much.
Thanks for having me. Thanks for bringing

Speaker 1 in Tim Butterly.

Speaker 3 Thanks for flying us out here and putting us up in the lap of luxury.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Dudes, what can I do, dude? I can't believe it.
What else can I fucking do?

Speaker 2 Yeah, thanks for making me feel like I have to jerk you off.

Speaker 1 I know. I did feel sexually.

Speaker 3 When we got into the hotel and sell how nice it was, I felt sexually pressured.

Speaker 1 Yeah, guys, this is the industry we're in. This is the industry.
How bad do you want it?

Speaker 1 No, we're just going to chill and play. Let's just chill and play some basketball at my house.
The lights going out.

Speaker 2 Shirts look good.

Speaker 1 No, shirts. It's naked basketball.
Tonight's naked basketball.

Speaker 3 That's the best part of the weather down here, man. You can play naked all year round.

Speaker 1 Don't you, man? I'm trying to, I'm trying to, you know, get it. No, Ruben showed me it, man.
It's cool.

Speaker 1 I'm trying to defeat no in my life as well. That's the point of it.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 enjoy the room. Enjoy the rooms.
Thank you, buddy. The cool walls in that place.
Yeah. The walls are so cool.

Speaker 1 Bye. Thanks, Rami.