BONUS: Rockbusters (Compilation)

Wikipedia, Steve Merchant Carvaulting.

Go on.

Right, this one.

Remember blockbusters?

Uh-huh.

Right, this one, this one is good, and we'll do this one.

Rockbusters.

And remember how Bob Ulmas used to give you a letter?

Yeah.

And

it'd give you a question, and the answer to that question is that letter.

Right, well it works like that.

So if I said to you,

you know, I'll test it out in you, Steve, right?

Right, welcome to the show on that.

Hello.

Let's play.

Right?

And I say, right, your first one is W.

And the cryptic clue, because it's done like crosswords.

So not quite like blockbusters.

Well.

This young man prepared for his death.

And it's a W, so the answer.

And it's not always going to be like our sort of music.

It can be any sort of music that's out there.

So the W is the name of

the answer.

I understand that, but is the answer always the band name?

Or is it it's always the band name, is it?

Or the artist?

Yeah.

and it and so would the W be the surname or would you have both the initials if it was someone's name?

Would Elvis Presley be EP?

Don't get annoyed, Marl.

These are questions that I knew would be asked.

I know this, you tested it on me.

So you've got to tell them.

We shouldn't follow the rules.

If it was Elvis, I'd probably do

E.

No, no, no.

Give him the answer.

Give him the answer.

Did you hear the clue?

No, give me the clue again then.

So the letter is.

It is a cryptic clue, and the clue's fine.

Listen, and the clue is, this young man prepared for his death.

This young man prepared for his death.

Yeah.

This young man prepared for his death.

And it's a W and it's his first name.

That's what he needs to do.

Well, see, that's the yeah.

Yeah, but I don't.

But shouldn't we have the initials?

Wouldn't that make it easier?

They didn't do that on Blockbusters.

It just had one letter.

I think they did.

They did if it was a gold run they often had three or four.

Did they?

Letters, yeah.

But it was normally just one word.

It wouldn't have been a name or something.

All right, then.

W W

Y

W Y Will Young.

Excellent.

I didn't understand it.

What was Will prepared for this young man?

So it's sort of

mixed, sort of cryptic.

Yeah.

But I mean, you know,

that's better than usual.

No, it's not better than usual.

It's not bad, is it?

So do you want to play?

Let's play Rockbusters.

Yeah, Rockbusters.

How many of these have you got?

No, because

let's just clarify a couple of rules here, Carl.

Let's just make sure we thought everything through.

Because I'm pretty certain when they get these things on TV, they at least have a go at them in the office first before they put them straight on there.

I'm sure that's how it works.

I'm sure Bob Ornis just didn't turn up the first day and it goes up where we're all wingy.

It'll be fine.

Bring the students in.

Let's have a go.

I'm sure they're going to do a bit of preparation.

So let's just check.

We've got every base covered.

Firstly, how many questions have they got?

I'll tell you.

Let's do this off-air then.

Bad news is we have got enough callers to play Carl's game.

The good news is we don't have to play any more adverts in this show.

So if it doesn't work, sod it.

Right, who have you got on the line, Carl?

Sam.

Now let's just remind ourselves, what's the game?

It's Rockbusters.

Okay, now calm down, Carl.

I know you're a bit stressed.

You've got a lot to do, but don't worry.

You've just had a holiday.

Throw this desk out.

Just throw it.

Let's throw it out and start again.

Rick, don't get stressed.

Go on in.

People wouldn't think it was us if this show wasn't, you know, half-baked and ill-formed and generally shoddy.

That's what I've grown to love.

Okay.

Alright.

Sam?

Hello.

Is it sounding alright today?

It is.

It's just about.

Alright.

Cheers.

Danny's worth.

Alright, okay.

And so we've got Sam on the line.

Here else have we got there?

We've got Tim as well, haven't we?

Hello.

Alright, Sam.

Tim and Sam.

You You sound quite similar, lads.

Could one of you affect an accent or something?

Which one's Tim?

Yeah, it's me.

Okay, which one's Sam?

Sam.

Slightly deeper, slightly deeper.

And they're not against the clock anyway, are they?

So it doesn't really matter.

I suppose not.

So.

I think Steve just wanted a bit of variety.

You understand the rule, lads?

Can you explain them to us?

Right, play it.

Okay.

Hang on, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Let me explain, because I mean, life is too short.

Now, Carl's going to read out,

say, three clues, yeah, and um, just just shout your own name and answer it, or shout the answer.

Shout your own name, then the answer, if you know, and it's the worst who gets the most right.

Okay, is that all right?

Yeah, yeah.

So, uh, um, here we go, then, okay, then so this shouldn't it be the first of three?

Well, yeah, but then he hasn't gotten off his sign, he's got enough piece of it, right?

Then, here we go.

Welcome to the show.

Uh

god, right, uh,

first initials,

S T, right?

Is that right?

S T

Here we

and the cryptic clue is better than the average homeless person

Okay,

sorry, I I think is that a band?

Yeah, is it an old band?

Yeah, I think that's one word.

Alright then S S it's an old 70s band

Better than the average homeless person.

Tim?

Go on super tramp.

Yes it is.

Well done 1.2.

You don't know.

You don't understand why it's not.

He's a super tramp.

Oh, right.

Better than the average hungry cryptic.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Cryptic.

Okay.

Second one.

Come on, Sam.

You've got a.

That's actually quite good for Carl.

Trust me, Tim.

That's, I mean, take that.

Take that as a good clue.

Yeah, okay.

We won't do this again.

Right.

The letter is F.

That's the next one we're moving on to.

And the cryptic clue is the little girl is hungry.

What shall we do?

The S or F.

I've got it.

F.

F.

Ready.

Fem.

Feed her.

Yes.

One O.

Feed her.

He's pulled out.

Feed her.

Feed her.

Okay.

So that's one each.

So this is the decider, isn't it?

Wait a minute.

ITV you're on the phone.

Well, you said first to three.

So no, it's not, is it?

That's what I said.

Just do the three clues and who gets the most.

Okay, well we can do that now.

So here we go.

I love this.

This is rubbish.

Go on.

So

here's the last one.

The initials are AK,

right?

And the cryptic clue is

exploding pet.

Shout out your name if you know it.

Last orders at the bar, please.

Last orders at the bar.

Exploding pet.

A K.

You're tuned to XFM 104.9, Carl Parkington's quiz, Rockbusters.

The format is still available.

the highest bidder please give us a call or you can email wiki.javaz at xfm.co.uk is it a band or a singer it's i'll give you a bit more of a clue it's a pop band okay we won that it's on the kitten yes

oh this is amazing radio

so who was that that won that was sam who won so it's 2-1 to sam so he wins what does he win carl he wins some cds and some videos no he's got and uh

and uh obviously now sam if you're ready take the spot you're going to do the gold run

away you you go Carl I haven't got any more you're a fool right stay on the line we're giving both some presents play a record folks

do you want to tease them with the prizes no not really because they might not bother phoning in it's not a phone or is it it's an email all right okay well let a quick reminder then we've got to the office i don't want people to think that we'll just keep plugging the office dvd we've got nothing else to give away no no one gives us anything away no

hanging around in carl's little room did you get a guy from hmv just to do you get a guy just nickneys from HMV?

What's that the story?

So we got the Office DVD, obviously.

We got the remix, XFM's remix album, Volume 2.

That's sort of remixes of various tunes.

Quite a good little compilation album here, one of those kind of the best coldplay Travis Oasis blah blah blah blah blah albums in the world ever.

Exactly, have a look on there.

But the big one, the big star prize that you're all playing for is, of course, the DVD widescreen version of Children of the Corn, Stephen King's horror film, Lest We Forget It's Got Peter Horton as the star.

So

look forward to that.

We're going to give Shadow away separately, are we?

We're going to do it separately.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We'll give away the DJ Shadow tickets at a separate video.

Right, so we're playing for those DVDs and CDs.

And what we're going to do is an email competition.

Don't bother for me.

Yeah, the phone lines are lighting up a bit.

So put the phone down, get the computer started up.

And it's ricky.juvase.xfn.co.uk, if you know the answers to these, right?

And the way it works, we did it last week, but if you didn't hear it, I'll give you some initials and like a bit of a cryptic clue.

So, and you work out who the band is or the artists.

It's always a band or an artist, it's not any TV programmes and that.

So, say like last week we had

we had S, didn't we?

And it was

better than the average homeless person,

and that was Super Trump.

Right, so it's not always XFM music, it can be anything.

And there's three of them.

You've got to get all three of them?

You've got to get all three and email in.

I don't know how long this intro so far has taken.

Yeah, but but but here we go then right first initials LR

LR LR okay yeah and the cryptic clue is

you should have thought it through you should have thought it out before you came in here yeah cryptic clue you've got it yeah

I'll take that book to the toilet with me

I'll take that book to the toilet with me yeah yeah LR LR I'll take that book to the toilet with me and don't shout out if you know the answer no no idea Carl no idea right okay so there's one.

Right, the second one, FL.

F L.

This one's actually been emailed in as a suggestion.

Okay.

That person who's done that, don't email in because you're disqualified from the comp.

I'd love him to be a teacher.

It would be great, wouldn't it?

Just to see him one day.

Can't we do that?

Can't we get you a placement somewhere for you to teach history to sort of like you know 14-year-olds?

I think science, Rick.

Science would be good, yeah.

I'll tell you what.

You've got a lot of them.

Just quickly for me, Carl, explain, say, um, what can we get into explain?

Everyone learns the kid science.

Uh photosynthesis.

Alright.

So F L, right?

F L are the letters and the cryptic clue.

Blow the candles out before you eat the cake.

Blow the candles out before you eat the cake.

Yeah.

Blow the candles out before you eat the cake.

The letters are F L.

We've got L R, we got F L.

Yeah.

And finally, the third one, N S.

Hold on.

How many have they got to get?

Three.

Don't worry, there's no more after this, really.

Right?

NS.

How can I wash up in something shaped like that?

Right?

That's one of mine.

So, so, very quickly, recap, just in case we've missed any.

LR is the first one.

LR, I'll take that book to the toilet with me.

Cryptic Clue.

N we had F L, blow the candles out before you eat the cake.

And the final one, NS, how can I wash up in something shaped like that?

If you think you know the bands, you just email in ricky.gervase at xfn.co.uk, you win the DVDs, the C Ds,

and that's it.

He's great, isn't he?

I could sit here and watch him all day do this.

Woah.

So, Ricky.govase at xfn.co.co.uk.

And we'll give the answers out just before we finish because

then we'll keep them locked.

Carl, just briefly, this is module

4A,

natural history.

Just briefly explain

evolution.

Natural selection, origin of the species, Darwin.

Just briefly describe.

That's the monkey thing.

Competition answer time, is it Carl?

Yeah,

we did this like about an hour ago.

Rockbusters.

Rockbusters.

This is Carl Bilkington.

Yeah, I gave you some initials.

The initials sort of made up a band.

We had LR, we had

NS, and we had FL.

Well give us the clues.

Give us the clues of the answer.

What's it what?

Right, so LR, the clue was, I'll take that book to the toilet with me.

The answer.

Lou Reed.

Lou Reed.

Good.

That's very good.

That's very good, Carl.

What are you doing?

Okay, next one.

F L.

Blow the candles out before you eat the cake.

Yeah.

We just play them.

Floaming lips.

There we are.

Okay.

And the final one was was NS.

How can I wash up in something shaped like this?

Yeah.

That was NSYNC.

Yeah?

N-Sync.

N-Sync.

It'd be a bit.

N-Sync.

If you had a sink, you wash up in a sink.

Yeah.

Shaped like an N, you'd be like, oh, I've got everything out.

Has anyone got one?

Wow.

Right?

Well, there are right answers.

I have to say, Carl, you've done very well.

It was an enormous response.

I'm just going to click on one of these emails randomly.

I'm not even going to look.

Who we got here?

We've got Kath Turner is the winner.

Kath Turner gets those great DVDs and CDs.

Included watching Children of the Corner.

Children of the Corns.

She was going out.

I imagine

she's going to phone a few friends and say, I can't come out.

I'm ill.

I go,

you're not watching Children of the Corner.

I go, no.

No, no.

And we've learnt as well that there are about five other sequels to Children of the Corn, so maybe we'll give those competition time, Carl.

Oh, Carl's looking forward to this.

He's just getting all stressed about his half-hour.

Like it, like, Pete, oh, go on.

Guys,

we should have done this a lot earlier.

It keeps them opt in.

Right, if you haven't heard the game before, I'll give you some initials, a bit of a cryptic clue, and those initials and the cryptic clue makes up some band.

It might not be an XFM band, but it's a band or a pop group or an artist or something.

Yeah.

What's the feature called though?

What's the feature?

It's called Rockbusters.

Rockbusters.

Yeah.

Do you want to

do this on email?

I think we yield to because you don't like taking calls from the public view.

Well, you can't work the machine.

No, that's absolutely right.

It's not that, it's just that then it's pretty fair for everyone completely.

Anyone who's got a computer, you mean?

So it's open to anyone who's got a computer or a laptop at their disposal at this precise moment.

Anyway, there's some cracking prizes, Rick.

You'll be pleased to know that obviously, once again, Carl has managed to collect together an arbitrary assortment of

the office.

I mean, where did you get these from?

Did you just.

I mean, seriously, where did you get them from?

Because it's such an arbitrary selection.

What have we got, though?

I don't know what kind of a person would want these items.

Right, it's such an arbitrary selection.

I don't know what kind of person you'd be.

Read them out.

What have we got?

Well, there's another XFM compilation, which obviously you've obviously knicked from somewhere in the office.

Yeah, it's a good compilation remix to

an album here, which is a promo album with two pigs on the front.

I think it's the Smashing Pump Friends Live.

I can't be certain.

This is the album.

Didn't we give this one away last week?

This is just an arbitrary compilation album.

Again, one of those kind of things.

Is that the actual one you didn't send, Carl?

No, no.

Exactly.

We've got a couple of guys.

I've got a job a lot of them.

Surprise, surprise, The Office on DVD.

Which is ludicrous.

Oh, I've seen it from here.

What film, if it, listen, listen, dear, dear XFM listener, it's half two.

You know, it's just a bit windy out here.

Probably going to stay in this evening.

Maybe a bit of shopping

and then in a sense even.

Oh, what film would you really want to see?

No, I mean, seriously, think, if you could see one film, right, what would you want to see?

DVD or release.

Or DVD.

Releases.

Yeah, yeah, it's great.

Put them out of their misery, Steve.

They'll be watching watching this tonight if they're a lucky winner.

It's the movie Stigmata.

Stigmata with Patricia Arquette and Gabriel Burns.

So look forward to that.

That's great.

That's the big one.

That is brilliant.

Oh, look at Carl's face.

He's actually offended.

Because he's the only one that puts any work into this show.

And he's got competitions.

He's got Educating Ricky, Rockbuster.

He's got a song with a story.

He's got a song with a story to come that he's like traveling, oh, gone through them.

It's unbelievable.

Yeah, so you're playing for that collection of arbitrary goodies, plus the big prize this week, Stigmata, featuring Gabriel Byrne.

Oh, dear.

About a woman who I think

starts bleeding from the hands.

It's a horrible film, I think.

You'll have to be 18 or over to it.

It's not, it's not terrible.

Sure.

It's alright.

Is it better than Children of the Corn?

Which was a big given last week.

I haven't seen Children of the Corn.

Go on then.

Right.

So next week, Teen Wolf 2.

Go on.

And Tony Banks' own solo album, Bank Statement.

Tony Banks, you remember, is the

musician from the much loved Genesis, but we got that album to give away.

Alright then.

So

to win those exclusive prizes.

Go on.

You've got to email in Ricky.jvase at xfm.co.uk.

I saw a cellotape dispenser out in the there's a pair of gloves.

I don't know who's out, but they're out there and they've been there for a week.

So

a pair of gloves, a teletape, a cellotape dispenser.

And Tony Banks' solo album, bank statement.

Yep.

Okay, go on.

Alright, first one, initials JT.

Initials JT.

What's the cryptic clue?

Cryptic clue.

At the moment, I'm in a river full of logs.

Hold on.

Yeah?

JT and what's the clue again?

At the moment, I'm in a river full of logs.

Full of logs?

Yep.

Okay.

So, who could it be?

JT.

At the moment, I'm in a river full of logs.

Go on.

Second one, there's three of them you've got to get.

Letter is W.

Yeah.

The clue, that lad's got bad asthma.

That lad has got bad asthma.

I've got that one already.

I've got that one already.

W.

And finally, the last one is the letter C.

Yeah.

And the cryptic clue is.

Carl is one of these.

Mousetrap is that musical, isn't it?

This isn't the clue, by the way.

It is called Mousetrap, isn't it?

It's not a musical, but it's a Whodunit sort of thing.

Yeah, that's fine.

Right, here's a clue.

I saw that.

Imagine that.

Imagine that on the real blockbuster.

Yeah, Bob Oli's going.

Oh, can we stop a minute?

Oi, you with the nine teddy bears there.

Mousetrap, that's a show, ain't it?

In the middle of it, I think so, Bob, yeah.

Right, okay, here we go.

So, Karen's Beckley, yeah, yeah.

So, the letter is C and the cryptic clue.

Uh, I saw that mousetrap the other night, uh, but the eating in the theater was knackered.

The heating in the theater was knackered, right?

Ruined it.

Well, we've got that one already as well.

Yeah, I mean, these are

the first ones are hard, but they're good.

Just a quick reminder.

JT was the first one.

At At the moment, I'm in a river full of logs.

Full of logs.

Yeah.

Okay.

Second one, W, that lad's got bad asthma.

And the last one,

C.

I saw that mousetrap the other night, but the heating in the theater was knackered.

And it ruined the whole thing.

Okay.

And ricky.gervaise at xfm.co.uk is the email address.

You can win.

I'm confused though.

I'm very strong.

I'm not going to be in a stigmata.

I'm in a river full of logs.

I'm in a river full of logs.

Well, we'll do it in about 20 minutes then.

Yeah, you've got to stay tuned for the answers.

It's not the quickest, so don't go rushing and sort of messing it up.

Think about it.

They've got to give away, Rick.

They've got to be given away.

This is Rockbust.

We've got obviously the big prize, Stigmata, this week.

I'm not going to give the prize to

Ira.

I think it's Ira or Ira, but she or he emailed in the right answers and then said if you could enclose the receipt for Stigmata, that would be much appreciated.

I'm amazed by the number of responses we've had.

And someone wants a copy of Tony Banks' solo album, which I was mucking around, so we'd better buy that in the week to give it away, because I think that would be an amazing prize to give away.

If you just give the clue,

come on, what the answers are.

Right, well, the one that everyone was struggling with was the first one.

Yeah.

I'll save that.

So we'll go to the second one.

W.

Yeah.

That lad's got bad asthma.

Yeah, we know that.

That was Weezer.

Yeah.

The last one, C, the clue was I saw that mousetrap the other day.

The heating was knackered in the restaurant.

Yeah.

In the restaurant.

In the theatre.

Yeah.

And it ruined the night.

Yeah, so it was a cold play, wasn't it?

Yeah, that's a cold play.

And JT,

at the moment, I'm in a row.

No, I can't think of this one.

At the moment, I'm in a river full of logs.

Well, I had to say there were some wrong answers.

What was it again?

It was just in Timberlake.

Just in Timberlake.

We had some wrong answers that included Jethro Tull

and James Taylor.

I don't know how that relates to a time.

I'm annoyed at Lake when he clearly said river.

I mean, that's the first thing that cropped up.

Not, I'm in some water full of logs.

At the moment, yeah, I'm in some water full of logs.

But he actually had to say river, so not lake.

That annoys me.

I mean, I didn't get it.

Fair enough.

I should have worked it out.

I should have tried to think like you.

A lot of people obviously think like you, which is which I'm, you know, worried about.

But yeah,

I just say that it's great.

Anyway, rock monsters.

Yeah, guys.

I give a cryptic clue.

Yeah.

And a letter, and it makes up a band.

He never said the word cryptic a few months ago.

I love it.

Do you know what I mean?

I feel it's like our own little Eliza Doolittle.

Yes.

Even Richard will like this one.

Here we go then.

First one.

There's three of them.

A new email in.

If this doesn't turn Dickie round, nothing will.

This is an email-only competition.

Email-only.

Right, here's the first one.

Initial is B, so it's a band starting with B.

And the cryptic clue is, I don't like them birds.

They shouldn't be allowed in in this area.

I don't like them birds.

They shouldn't be allowed in this area.

Next one.

Right, the next one.

He doesn't like women, yet he's got a couple of kids.

That's a bit weird.

Is that a cryptic clue, or is that just

a thoughtful point?

That's the cryptic clue.

Okay.

And the initials there are PD.

Okay.

And the last one.

Oh, I've got that one.

That's terrible.

That's terrible.

Okay, quickly.

And the last one is.

That bloke who does.

Come on!

He's making me laugh.

Come on, Carl.

Be professional.

Right, the last one.

Right.

I can't do it.

It's making me laugh.

Oh, come on, I'll come and read a little bit.

No, no, no, no, no, I've got to go.

Come on, Carl.

They don't do this on Blockbusters on TV, do they?

No, come on.

That bloke who does sport on telly.

He's got a little kid, right?

Initials DC.

What?

Is that the clue?

Is that the clue?

Yeah, that bloke who does sport on telly.

Yeah.

He's got a little kid.

Initials DC.

Okay, is that a band?

Well, I is.

It's...

Well, I'm a bad guy.

This is a no-world sandwich.

What is it?

Is it a band or an artist?

So just quickly recap.

Come on, Carl.

Come on.

Quick recap.

The first one is B.

I don't think them birds should be around in this area.

Right, that's B.

Right?

Second one, he doesn't like women, yet he's got a few kids.

It's a bit weird.

That's P D.

And the final one, that bloke who does sport on the telly, he's got a little kid.

DC.

Right.

Okay, right.

And the results of the winner.

Well, I've seen got a winner for the first time.

Yes, we have.

We've got a load of feature for us.

We've got loads of winners.

No, we haven't.

We've done this feature for three weeks.

This is the first time I've

managed to sort of.

Well, go let's go with it, then they go.

Well, they got wrong.

The first one.

The first one.

The first one is remember.

Well, hang on, let's just list them in reverse order for a second.

So, what's the last one?

The last one.

The clue was that bloke does sport on the telly and he's got a little kid.

What's that?

That's Destiny's Child.

Dez, who does ITV sport?

He's got a tiny child, right?

No, that's c fine, they got that.

Destiny's child.

What's the one's child?

Child!

The second one was

he doesn't like women, yeah, he's got a couple of kids.

That's a bit weird.

Yeah.

Right?

That was P.

D.

That was Puff Daddy.

That is offensive.

Go on.

It's not Puff Daddy.

It's Puff Daddy.

And he's not even called that anymore.

He's called P.

Diddy.

Well.

Okay, fair enough.

But they got that one.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And

if some of I'm being tight, these lot are as well.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Tight means it means something in Manchester.

Go on.

Right.

And

the first one that they're having problems with, I don't think them birds should be allowed in this area.

Boys' zone.

It's not boyzon.

What's the clue again?

I don't think them birds should be allowed in this area.

That is perfect.

A boy zone.

No birds.

No women.

No women, yeah, birds, right?

A boy zone.

Sorry, Carl.

If that isn't the answer, their clue is better than yours.

That is brilliant.

What was yours?

Boy zone, it works perfectly.

What's your answer then?

Bangles.

What?

I've no idea what that means.

Like seagulls.

So you don't want them in this area, so you're banning'em.

Bangles.

Well, give it to Boizone because Boisone's better.

But these words are allowed this area.

It's a Bozzo.

I think we should have a rollover.

Can't beat them.

Can't beat them.

You have to use his logic, shouldn't you?

But theirs works.

You can't do what am I thinking?

No, that's not what I'm thinking.

It works perfectly.

I think you've got to give it to the ones that got the boyzone.

Well, how about, right?

Because they didn't actually get into my head that I'm not.

How about we just keep back the David Attenborough?

and they can have.

I'll chuck in the L raiser.

Prizes.

Yes.

Rockbusters.

Yeah.

It's one of the big, exciting quishos, and this may be one of your last chances to play.

There's rumours that it's going to get ditched, Rick.

That Carl Fogens, the creator and mastermind behind it, has already grown tired of it.

That's often the way.

You heard them earlier on.

The very best of the stone roses from that.

We played I Want to be Adored.

That's one of the prizes.

That's a nice little Christmas compilation.

Second hand now, then, really, isn't it?

Second hand.

Yeah.

50 years of the greatest hit singles.

I'll tell you there's some great stuff on here.

Opens, Rick with Bohemian Rhapsody.

One of the biggest number ones of all time.

If you've not heard that enough already, you're followed then by John Lennon's Imagine, Candle in the Wind, Delton John.

You've got.

All on one CD, Stephen.

Well, these are some of the greatest rock markets.

I've chosen some of the best songs by some of the best artists.

Paul McCartney's Mull of Kintyre.

That's on there.

We've got.

Let me see.

That is pretty impressive though, because they are real big classic number ones, as opposed to

the song by the artist they didn't really care about.

You see, those things on this is not available in the shops, and it's you know, the second best song artists have done.

It seems odd that we're giving it well on XFM because it includes Robbie Williams' Angels, Atomic Kitten's Whole Again, Spice Girls Wannaban Be, Connie Miniggs, can't get out of the head, and I think it closes, well, it almost closes with Step's Tragedy.

That's a penultimate track.

It ends, though.

Any ideas?

Big, big hit single.

Did they know it's Christmas Band-Aid?

Perfect for your Christmas party.

We've also got the Groove Armada current album.

Is that from there?

And signed by the man himself, the Big Beach Boutique DVD, Fat Boy Slim's concert on that Brighton Beach.

And there's all kinds of treats on there.

And includes an audio commentary by Norman Cook.

I don't know how that works.

Three hours of him going, this is where the needle almost jumps.

Watch this for this.

I did a little bit of scratching.

I'm not very good at scratching, but just look forward to that.

I'm putting a different track.

You'll see me there.

There's the crowd loving it.

Excuse me.

I'm just waiting.

This is where

I go from Conga Squad to Basement Jacks.

Look forward to that.

This is one one of my own.

I'll pop on.

What you see there?

I've got praise you ready.

That's slightly dusty.

I've just had to wipe that down with a damp rag.

Look forward to that.

Plus, I suppose this is good if you're a fan.

This is a box set of the first series of Linda Green.

I think a new series starts this week or has already started.

I'll tell you what I found while I was clearing up, Rick, because I know there's not a big movie this week.

I mean, you normally give away a big movie.

I was moving house this week and I found a video that you're more than welcome to if you're a fan.

And no, it stars Kurt Russell.

Executive Decision.

I've got that to give away if you're interested.

Executive Decision with Stephen Seagal in a cameo as well.

I think it's on TV this week, Rick.

So if you miss it this coming Friday and you don't tape it this Friday.

Well, here it is on Vladimir.

Bring it in because I think Carl's excited about that.

I think Carl would like to win that.

Wouldn't it be great prizes there?

How about if you come up with an extra rock busters today

for

the bonus prize?

I don't think I'm the man for the job, Carl.

I think it has to come from your unique intake on the world.

Carl, I don't think you've quite worked out why

you're funny.

Right, and just a quick example:

one of the first ones we did, it was like AK, and the clue was exploding pet, and it was autonomic kitten, right?

So you understand how it works now.

These are your clues.

The first one,

that army has got some well-nice trenches.

So that army has got some well-nice trenches, excellent.

And the initials there are D-W.

Do you write some of the questions for 15 to 1?

Go on.

So that army has got some similar phrasing.

Okay.

The second one.

What are the initials there, Carl?

Mr.

D-D-W.

D-W.

Yep.

Right.

The second one.

The top of them curtains are all wrecked.

All the materials are all worn.

He acts it out there.

We've got to get him on telly.

We have got to get him on telly because his little face and his

gestures.

That's the second one.

The initials being H V.

Okay, the top of those curtains are wrecked.

All the materials are all worn out.

HV.

And the final one.

Here's the final clue.

I was in Texas the other week.

I tripped and landed on my knees in a puddle.

WH for that one.

So I was in Texas, I tripped up, landed on my knees in a puddle.

So that's WH in code.

Okay, so the first clue was: that army has got some well-nice trenches.

Yeah.

That was D-W.

Who's that?

Dandy war holes.

That's brilliant.

That's brilliant.

It's good, yeah.

That's a good one.

The top of them curtains are wrecked.

All the material is worn.

HV.

It's holly valance.

Oh, he got a phone call for a woman saying that I haven't heard it.

And she went, he was talking to her off air.

And she went,

What is it?

Someone says those curtains.

He went, all right.

He said, you know, the thing around the top of the curtain is a palmette, not a valance.

And he went,

cut her off.

Yeah, but my auntie's always making valances on everything.

I'll tell you about that next week.

Right?

I'm looking forward to that.

Is this the one that parted for five minutes?

Yeah, yeah, the very same.

Right?

So, we'll talk about that.

I was in Texas, I tripped up, I landed on my knees in a puddle, WH

Wetney, Houston, right?

Wetney Houston.

Yeah, you're a maniac.

Rockbusters.

That's what they're all reading and writing about.

Absolutely.

Before you get the clues, let me just remind you of the prizes you're playing for.

We've got the Manic Street Preacher's Greatest Hits on DVD.

We've got the Film Human Traffic on DVD.

We've got the Best Air Guitar Album 2 on CD.

Groove Armadas.

Is this their current album?

Yeah.

I guess it's not selling very well.

They're still trying to promote that.

You can have that as well.

If you are a fan of the Ford Fiesta TV ad, of the Vodafone TV average, you will love the

liked Indy.

Well, you do.

Exactly.

And that's got Feeder and Travis and Badly Drawn Boy and all sorts on there.

Plus, my own copy, $6.99 It Cost Me, The Pelican Brief, starring Julia Roberts and and Denzel Washington.

If you've not seen that, panned and scanned on VHS.

So, what do you do?

I read the other day that has to turn its head upside down to eat.

Give us the clues.

So, rockbusters.

Well, let me just explain.

A bird has a gullet, an esophagus, and a gullet, it's all in one thing.

It hasn't got peristalsis, which is the movement that we have that can make food

go.

So, a bird

can only rely on gravity.

So,

it has to have its head up and has to shake.

It can't eat.

You were going to say that, weren't you, Carl?

Yeah.

So, rockbusters.

You mentioned it earlier.

One of last week's was it's a cryptic clue, and then some initials.

I was in Texas, I fell in a puddle on my knees, knees got wet.

WH, wet knee, Houston.

That's the sort of thing we do.

Use of the word knee twice there in the cryptic clue and in the final.

And the word wet.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Which is wit.

So fine.

Good.

So, there's three of them.

It's email only.

Ricky.javase at xfm.co.uk.

So load of stuff to win.

Here they go.

Right, the first one.

I'm writing these down.

Go on, make a note of them.

The fella has only got one badge left.

The fella has only got one badge left.

What are the initials?

That's just E.

Just E.

Oh, just E.

Just E.

The fella has only got one badge left.

This is either a solo artist or a band.

Yeah.

Second one, the unmarried lady is a friend I eat out with.

Say that again.

The unmarried lady is a friend I eat out with.

The unmarried lady is a friend I eat out with.

Yeah.

That's the initial.

M-D.

M-D.

M-D.

And finally,

I really, really love that woman.

I love everything she does.

That's M.

Now

I really, really love that woman.

I love everything she does.

And that's M.

Right, now I've got that one.

That's

it's rock busters.

It's the results.

Carl, give us the winning answers.

Right, Steve, you search for a winner.

I will

slip into that.

So the first one was the fellows on the Got One badge left.

I have no idea.

The initial was E.

Gone.

Will they go out the answer now?

Yeah, give the answer yes.

I think you should.

That was his last sticker.

Yeah.

Elastica, the band Elastica.

It doesn't work.

It doesn't work.

The word sticker

and a badge are not interchangeable.

And it's not his last sticker, it's elastica.

Yeah, but like islastica.

So someone's got it.

Oh,

so so say a different word and it works.

Oh, so if the band is islastica, then it works.

God, if only Justin would have named it different, if she'd have just gone, let's call it Islastica, then we'd have.

Yeah.

Second one.

What was the clue?

The unmarried lady is a friendly out with.

Go on.

That's Miss Dinnamate.

Miss Dynamite?

Doesn't work.

Yeah, but it's been running for four weeks.

We've done the obvious.

Doesn't work.

Doesn't work.

Miss Dinner Mate.

Again, if she'd have called herself Miss Dinner Mate, it would work.

She didn't.

See, what what's happening is pop stars are letting you down by naming themselves incorrectly for your clues.

Those don't work.

They don't count.

And the last one.

I really, really, really love that woman.

I love everything she does.

That was M.

Yeah.

That was Madonna.

Yeah, Madonna.

I'm going to give you that.

That worked.

Yeah.

Right.

That's the end of that feature until you can get ones that work.

Okay, so you won't hear any more of that.

It's rubbish.

You won it out already?

So, rock busters.

You know, it's a little clue, some initials, three different clues.

You email in ricky.javase at xfm.co.uk.

You can win the load of stuff that we've got.

So, first one:

here's the clue: stop throwing that fruit about.

Oh, oh,

what's the initial?

That's CB.

CB.

CB.

Stop throwing that fruit about.

Is Anders listening?

Has he emailed us in yet?

Anders, not having a response from Anders.

I'll keep purchasing.

I've been stopped listening.

Because he doesn't like the show.

He's gone off.

Oh, he hasn't gone off the show.

So the second one:

that Scottish fella has made an error.

That Scottish fella has made an error.

Yeah, that's interesting.

That's M.

M.

Right, that Scottish fella has made an error.

And the last one,

God, you can make a right-load of toast with M.

You can make a right load of toast with them.

Yeah.

Alright, what's the next one?

That's G.

G.

I was thinking it might be bread for a minute, but no.

So just very quickly, stop throwing that fruit about, C D.

I've got the last one.

Right.

Scottish fellow.

It doesn't work.

It doesn't count.

Doesn't count.

Well, that Scottish fella has made an error.

That's M.

And God, you can make a right load of toast with M.

That's G.

Email in, Ricky.javasa, excellent.

First one was stop throwing that fruit about.

Stop throwing that fruit about.

The answer is.

CB, that was Chuck Berry.

Okay, I'll give you that.

The one that you've worked out, I'll do next.

The God, you make a load of toast with M.

That was G.

Gorillas.

Gorillas, though, isn't it?

Gorillas.

And the middle one was that Scottish fella's made an error.

That was Mystique.

Mystique.

Mystique.

So.

Did anyone get that?

Extraordinarily, almost all the people who emailed you in the middle of the morning.

I'm willing to think it's us, then.

I was thinking mistake.

I was thinking muck error and muck mistake.

And

mystique.

Yeah.

Did you want to pick a winner?

We've got rock busters.

Okay.

So these are mine.

Number one, you've been dunking that for too long.

That's LB.

Oh god, that's too easy.

That's why I always tease them, don't I?

I give them something to make them feel like they're going to win something, and then I hit them hard with a tricky one.

That doesn't make sense, yeah, go on.

So the first one, so that's the cryptic clue for a band or an artist.

Their initials are LB, and the cryptic clue, you've been dunking that for too long.

So that's the first one.

Second one,

you won't be able to play that game in this pub because the table ain't big enough.

Could be an old artist, could be a new one, could be a band.

What's the initials?

F D.

Alright, F D.

You won't be able to play that game in this pub, the table ain't big enough.

And the final one,

well, I've had a rubbish day, so I'm happy it's over.

Alright, that's that's the third cryptic clue.

The initials being GK.

Right?

Well, I've had a rubbish day, so I'm happy it's over.

They're the three clues.

All you've got to do is email in Ricky.govase.

That's great.

That's genius.

Which one?

The last one.

That is genius.

That's the best one you've ever done.

Right?

Ricky.govase.

That's great.

Email in them three answers, you win the stuff.

Let's give them out.

The first one was

you've been dunking That For Too Long.

That was L B and Limp Biscuit.

Limp Biscuit.

Yeah, I got that one, anyway.

The third one, we'll jump to that one because you've got it.

Well, I've had a rubbish day, so I'm happy it's all over.

That was GK.

That's a great one.

That's great.

Glad it's night.

Glad it's night.

Glad it's night.

That's what it's brilliant, Carl.

And the one that you're both having a problem with, you won't be able to play that game in this pub, the table ain't big enough.

F D

Fat's Domino.

Yeah?

What?

The Dominoes, you play dominoes in a pub.

The The dominoes are fat.

Pub tables are quite small.

You won't be able to play that game in this pub.

Fat's domino.

Rubbish.

So, do you want to pick a winner, Randy?

Rubbish, well, you say it's rubbish, but plenty of people got the right answer.

Rubbish.

So, yeah.

Not after last week, though.

Right, okay.

So, if you haven't heard it before, I'll give you some initials.

It's like initials of an artist or of a band.

And a cryptic clue to who the band is.

There's two easy ones, one difficult one.

First one is:

that'll never get off the ground.

Right.

Yeah.

That'll never get off the ground.

That'll never get off the ground.

Is the clue?

The initials are LZ.

You are joking.

Two easy ones.

Right.

Yeah.

Okay.

Right, and then you've got that woman's got her husband's gloves and a pair of her own.

Say it again.

That woman has got a pair of her husband's gloves and she's got a pair of her own.

That's HH.

Right?

It's a bit of a difficult one.

And then the last one,

you'll get a right load of bacon off them.

You'll get what?

A right load of bacon off them.

That's L.

L.

Yeah, so once you're going to get away with that.

You'll get a right load of bacon off of them.

You'll get a right load of bacon off them.

So, first one, that'll never get off the ground, LZ.

That woman has got her husband's gloves, and she's got a pair of her own.

That's HH.

Brilliant.

And you'll get a right load of bacon off them.

That's L.

Has it an email only?

Yeah, we have, yeah.

We've got

the first clue.

You're set up.

Miserable.

I'm a bit fed up today.

The weather's.

I knew when I was walking in today, though, that I'd think.

But that video, there's lots of weather on that video, so they can, whoever wins this, can go and see sort of the weather you were talking about.

The first one was that'll never get off the ground.

LZ.

Yeah.

The answer there was Led Zeppelin.

So easy.

Yeah, but I said that's here.

There's always two easy ones and a difficult one.

The third one was you'll get a load of bacon off them.

That was L.

Long pigs.

And then the second one was:

that woman's got her husband's gloves and a pair of her own.

HH.

That was Ehrman's Hermits.

So

that's the three answers.

We give the price this week.

That is genius, Carl.

That is genius.

Oh,

Herman's Hermit.

So many people who are worthy of

the prizes, obviously.

Right, are we doing it now?

I noticed Heat Magazine sort of put a bit of a spanner in the works.

Why?

Because they were saying, oh, maybe it'll be a Christmas edition of Rockbusters.

And I'd already sorted them out.

I wouldn't worry, Carl.

Well, what I've done, I've cleverly tweaked them to make them Christmasy.

So the Christmas bit in it has got nothing to do with it whatsoever, but I just thought.

So you mean the clues have a Christmas element?

But it's nothing to do with the answer.

Yeah, it's nothing to do with the answer.

Right.

So why don't you just ask the normal ones and I'll ring a bell, I'll shake some bells.

I'll go to the other side.

Other than that, but in sort of speech.

So the first one, um

there's a load of letters uh there asking for advice.

Put them on Claire's desk.

Oh, and uh have a good Christmas.

Give it to us again.

Oh, God.

Right, so there's a load of letters asking for advice.

Put them on Claire's desk.

Owen, have a good Christmas.

Right, bear in mind, people, that the Christmas element may not be relevant to you.

No, it's got nothing to do with it.

I don't want to go.

And the initial letter is F.

Right?

That's F.

Alright.

Right, the second one.

Ask your mum if you should

after you've wrapped the presents.

Ask your mum if you should.

Ask your mum if you should after you've wrapped the presents.

That's um

that's S.

S.

S.

Right.

And the last one.

Um a couple of people were arguing in the supermarket at the fruit and veg counter, but it's busy in there'cause it's Christmas.

Probably got right on.

So that's B.

Oh.

B.

Oh, God.

So

they're the three.

Well, I'll just recap.

Yes, please, yeah.

I have no idea.

I don't know what to start thinking.

Well.

Right, there's a load of letters there asking for advice.

Put them on Claire's desk.

Have a good Christmas.

And have a good Christmas.

Second one, ask your mom if you should.

After you write the prison.

S.

And the last one, a couple of people were arguing in the supermarket at the fruit and veg counter.

But it's busy in there because because it's Christmas.

It's busy because it's Christmas.

That's a B.

So they're the three things.

Right, here's the last clues of the year.

You had

there's a load of letters there asking for advice.

Put them on Claire's desk.

Go on.

F.

That was for foreigner.

For Rainer.

I don't know what you mean.

Claire Rainer.

She took advice.

She gave people advice.

So that's a foreigner.

That is shit.

Right.

I'm sorry.

It may be Christmas.

That is absolute dark.

A lot of people got the right answer.

I know.

Well, that annoys me even more.

Second one, ask your mum if you should.

Foreigner.

Foreigner.

Second one, ask your mum if you should.

That was S.

That was Shalamar.

Shalomar.

Shalama.

Right?

No, bizarrely, what was the clue there?

Ask your mum if you should.

Now, we've got a lot of people saying smashing pumpkins is the answer to that.

Well, I don't know who's saying that today, mum.

Smashing pumpkins.

Merry Christmas, mum.

Smashing pumpkins.

Thank you very much.

No squalids.

Oh, that's great.

That's great.

Smashing pumpkins.

Your dad bought a bump for Christmas.

And the last one.

Lovely plums.

What one Victoria is?

Oh, God.

We've got to wrap it up.

We've got to wrap it up.

Come on then.

A couple of people were arguing in the supermarket at the fruit and veg cat.

That was B, that was banana drama.

They were like having an argument.

What do you mean banana drama?

What wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

What group is banana drama?

What group is banana drama?

You're a fool.

You're a twat.

Well, you say that, but you accuse her.

You accuse Carla of that.

You're also accusing lots of the listeners, including the winner, Nicola Rogers of London.

And she wins those great prizes and she got them back on.

Banana drama.

So can we finish there now?

Yeah.

What do you mean?

What do you mean can we finish there now?

Let's just play the ads and go.

What are you doing?

Rockbusters.

Rockbusters, first one of the year.

Do you want to explain it?

Okay, so we've got some new listeners.

Might have.

Might have, you never know.

Chance to win some stuff.

Um I give you like a cryptic clue and some initials and it sort of makes up a band.

So an easy one that we did at the start was uh an exploding pet AK

atomic kitten.

Yeah, that's how it works.

So there's three of them.

Um it's email only.

You email in ricky.javase at xfn.co.uk and uh you win all that stuff Steve was talking about.

Right, first one, uh

forty two pound for a torch.

£42 for a torch, that's a bit pricey.

That's D.

That's D.

Yeah, just give us a

down.

So £42 for a torch, that's a bit pricey, innit?

A little bit of enhancement.

Digging up his grub.

Oh, that's D.

D.

The second one, he'll fit some chocolate to your feet.

Say that again?

He'll fit some chocolate to your feet.

Is that he will fit some chocolate to your feet?

He'll.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He'll fit some chocolate to your feet.

And the initial there is A.

That's A.

Yeah, and the third and final one,

do you think your kid will get that strawberry for me?

Do you think second?

Do you think your kid will get that strawberry for me?

That's WP.

Right, now I'd just better warn people.

You really got to get into the mindset of Carl here.

These are not real cryptic clues.

These are not cryptic clues that you do in the Guardian or the Times crossword.

There's usually something wrong with them.

It is usually

what's the word?

Completely change the word in order to make it fit.

Yes.

Often.

So just be careful.

Don't be surprised.

Exactly.

Okay.

Do you want to give us them again very quickly?

Alright.

First one, 42 quid for a torch.

That's a bit pricey, isn't it?

That's a D.

Second one, it'll fit some chocolate to your feet.

Can't think of anything.

I can't think.

That's A.

And

do you think your kid will get a strawberry for me wp right so wicky.javaz at xfm.co.uk

then the first one uh 42 pound for a torch that's a bit pricey

that was d that was dear light

wait i thought delight and i thought it doesn't work

i thought delight doesn't work second one

wait wait wait dear light it doesn't work it's delight

second one was no no carl it doesn't work yeah but if we're going to continue with this feature, you've gotta tweak them a bit.

Right?

People have got it, we've had loads of emails, more than ever.

So,

do you know what I mean?

Let them decide.

If they don't like it, they won't email in, but they'd loving it.

They've all come from the same institution.

It'll fit some chocolate to your feet.

That was A, that was Aerosmith.

Aerosmith.

You've heard of a blacksmith.

But a Smith.

It's just a workman.

It doesn't mess up.

No, no, you can have anything.

You can have a locksmith.

A Smith doesn't just mean it does shoes.

Right.

Do you think Aero Cobbler would have worked?

Unfortunately, there isn't a band called Aero Cobbler.

Get ready, get ready with a winner.

Do you think your kid will get that strawberry for me?

That's Wilson Pickett.

Blockbusters.

It's a structured show.

It's a new leaf.

This show in the new year is going to be structured.

Set pieces, hitting our marks.

Do you know what I mean?

There'll be time checks,

weather checks, quick cold out.

If you're driving, careful on that.

So do the problems.

Protect for traffic, like if it's bad.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, well, again, an arbitrary selection of goods.

What are those politicians doing?

Was that XFM News?

Yeah.

Right, what have we got?

So we've got, for those that are a fan of the movie Donny Darko, which a lot of people rave about this year, a sort of weird teenage movie, then there's a sort of sweatshirt there.

It's actually quite nice.

It's not bad at all.

It's medium, so if you're a bit of a bloater, don't bother to apply unless you've got a friend already.

We've also got here

a Graham Norton video, Certificate 18.

So please don't phone up unless, or sorry, don't email in unless you're above the age of 18.

Yeah.

And that's, I think, the best of his TV show.

Yeah.

Look forward to that.

It's a big, stiff video, that, innit?

It's a big, stiff cock of a video.

Thanks very much.

I meant the bird.

Yeah, you meant the bird.

Yeah.

There's also a fairly mediocre British wartime thriller, Enigma,

which a lot of people, it was hyped for a while, but it's actually interminable.

I've seen it.

The first series here of the Kumars at number 42 on DVD.

I think that's award-winning, so that's available as well.

We've got two CDs, by the look of it.

We've got Pulp's Greatest Hits, which I don't think sold very well, and so presumably they are giving that away.

And Johnny Cash's current album, American For the Man, comes around.

There's some good cover versions there.

Again, another big sale.

A big sell.

We're really pushing this.

Yeah, it's quite kooky.

Johnny Cashier does covers of things, including Personal Jesus

by Depeche Mode.

We've got Bridge Over Troubled Water, his version of that.

Esperado.

And anyway, it's not bad.

That's probably the best treat in that bunch.

Right, I'm assuming there's some questions there, Carlo.

Yeah, right.

Here we go.

If you're a new listener, the way it works, I'll give you a cryptic clue and some initials, and it sort of makes up a band.

Makes more sense when you hear it, I reckon.

Wow, not really.

Although people do get it,

just worry about the

state of our listeners.

Go on.

Right, so there's three of them.

You email in ricky.javase at xfm.co.uk.

It's email-only.

I repeat.

It is email-only.

We have an easy answer.

Yeah.

Okay, here we go then.

Number one.

There's normally two easy ones and a difficult one.

So here we go.

Number one.

Don't argue with him.

He ain't going to change his mind.

Don't argue with him.

He ain't going to change his mind.

Yeah, that's AA.

AA.

So that's the first one.

He's not going to change his mind.

Um

what do you mean?

Um

he's got them written out of me.

Yeah, I'm just thinking about what the answer is because I didn't write the answer down to the first one.

Oh, fuck.

Don't worry, they get it.

Yeah, don't worry.

Well, you can't remember it.

You came up with it.

There's only three.

I know, I know it's weird, isn't it?

No, it's not weird.

It's incompetent.

Right, the second one, anyway.

I hope you get this.

I hope you get this.

This is a shambles.

Hang on a minute.

Go on.

He always gets what he wants and doesn't worry about anyone else.

P.

And you don't know that.

You don't know that it's I'm sure it'll come to me once I see it on email.

What do you mean?

Once they get it, you'll agree with them.

I'll know if it's the one I had down as the answer.

This is brilliant.

Imagine Jeremy Paxman doing that grandma at university time.

Is that right?

Alright, so that's the one.

Give us that one again.

He always gets what he wants and doesn't worry about anyone else.

P.

But you're confused.

I don't understand how you can be confused.

Yeah.

And the third one,

I'll have to put that woman in the oven.

And that's A.

B.

Alright, quickly give us the magic.

Right, so the first one, don't argue with him.

He ain't gonna change his mind.

That's AA.

He always gets what he wants and doesn't worry about anyone else.

That's P.

And

I'll have to put that woman in the oven.

A.

B.

Alright.

So the answers to this week's Rockbusters?

Yeah, the first one was:

don't argue with him, he ain't going to change his mind.

The initials there were AA, that's Adamant, Adamant.

Alright,

that's a good one.

Second one, he always gets what he wants and doesn't worry about anyone else.

That was P,

that was Pixies.

Pixies, Pixies, it kind of works.

Yeah, and the third one,

I'll let you have that one.

I'll have to put that one in an oven.

That was AB, that was Anita Baker.

Anita Baker.

It's good.

Anita Baker.

Yeah, I'll let you have all three today.

Okay, right, do the clues quickly.

Tell them it'll be a rollover, so we have to do three new ones.

Do you not write these down?

I don't write the answers down in case Ricky looks over the thing and sees the answer.

Why would I cheat?

I'd rather you do something right with your life.

Right, well the clues were I've got three other jumpers like this one.

Yeah.

That was F T.

Yeah.

You got that four tops.

Yeah, that's right.

Good, well done.

That bunch of people can't make up their minds if they'd want to sit in the sun or not.

That was C.

They were getting that.

That was Charlatans.

Charlatan, right?

A bunch of them, Charlie Tanns, right?

What?

What's Charlie?

No.

No,

it's like Shala go out.

Shall we?

Charla.

Charlatans.

They got it, right?

Where I went wrong with this one.

The Jamaican fella, he had to have some aspirin Y.

It's my fault.

You know, know, I'm not cutting.

There's no point passing the book or anything.

I said FD.

A lot of people were saying

Fred Durst, like for Ed Hertz, which is a good thing.

Yeah, which would have been as good as any of yours.

But I made an error, so we'll roll it over.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

What is the answer?

We're wrong.

What was the answer?

Jamaican fella what?

Add some aspirin.

Why do that?

What's the thing?

FP.

FP, it was Frida Pain.

Frida Pain?

Frida Pain.

Frita Pain.

Free the pain.

That's awful.

You've got to write these down, Nick.

This is

a good one.

You're the producer.

I know, I know, but I've had a busy week, haven't I?

That's not an excuse.

That isn't an excuse.

Our excuse is

we don't care.

Yeah.

You put your work in and then make a mistake.

Yeah.

I mean, it's better not to try than try your hardest and be rubbish.

Do you see the point?

We don't care.

But you've got standards.

Yeah.

And you're not meeting them.

Think of that.

You're not even reaching your standards.

God.

Best chill out album ever, the best red guitar volume 2.

And of course, for all our fans, Doctor Who, the Aztecs.

That's on DVD, and that's one of the William Hartnoffs, Doctor Who.

Alright.

That's the worst impression I've ever heard.

That's brilliant.

Right, but

then.

Right,

three, three

cryptic stuff.

Oh, come on.

Right.

Rodney got to see.

Three.

I can't do it.

Right,

three

cryptic

clues.

Some of which may be wrong.

Yeah, and don't take the letters, literally.

Yeah, yeah.

Right, God.

And some initials and it makes up of a uh makes up a band.

So um here we go then.

Uh there's three of them you email in ricky.gervase at xfm.co.uk.

Yeah.

Right, here we go then.

Uh number one.

Uh

the weather stinks, doesn't it?

The weather stinks, doesn't it?

Yeah.

Uh that's R.

That's R.

Right.

The weather stinks, doesn't it?

Yeah.

Second one.

Um

look Gran, just get on the boat and help us out.

Alright, give us that again.

Look Gran, just get on the boat and help us out.

Look, Gran, just get on the boat and help us out.

What's the initial?

R again.

R again, interesting.

Yeah.

And then the third one:

if you're going to do that with your drink, I'd let it settle for a bit before you open it.

CK.

CK.

Alright, so

quickly all the way through then.

Number one, the weather stinks, doesn't it?

That's R.

Look, Gran, just get on the boat and help us out, will ya?

That's R as well.

And then the last one, if you're going to do that to your drink, I'd let it settle for a bit before you open it.

CK.

Ricky.gavaise at xfm.co.uk.

Brilliant.

Alright, first one.

The weather stinks, doesn't it?

Yeah.

That was R, which was rainbow.

Rainbow?

Like, like rain is the weather, and it smells like bow.

Body odour.

Body odour.

So it's B.

It's B.O.

That's it.

It's pronounced B-O.

Well, yeah, but you've got to play it.

It's not pronounced Bo, and it's not spout Bo.

Who calls it Bo?

Everyone knows it's B.O.

Well, you don't care.

You don't care that that doesn't work.

Well, they got it, so again, as long as it's not.

One person got it, Carl.

One person got it.

Of all the emails, one person got it.

Second one.

Look, Gran, just get on the boat, will you, and help us out.

Go on.

That was R.

That was Ronan.

Ronan, right?

Ronan, who's Ronan?

Ronan.

He's Ronan.

Ronan Keaton.

But he's known as Ronan Keating.

No, it's okay.

No, it's not anymore, though.

He's gone on his own, huh?

He's just known as Ronan.

No, he's not.

He's not.

He's Ronan Keating.

He's always been known as Ronan Keating.

Alright.

So that doesn't work on that.

Go on.

Third one.

If you're going to do that to your drink, I'd let it settle for a little bit before you open it.

That was CK.

If you're going to shake it, you can.

This is the worst competition ever.

It's Chaka.

Have you got?

It's Chaka.

It's Chaka.

It's Chaka Khan.

Shake a Khan.

No, Chaka Khan.

What you got?

Chaka Khan might have worked.

To throw a cat.

Who got all three right then?

Well,

because basically what happened was people just emailed in three guesses.

And the guesses that were right came from Nandy Thompson.

Well, this is what I'm thinking, right?

Because we can, if you're not happy with rock busters, if we add a little bit to it and they love the bit I've added, then we can slowly fade it out without them knowing.

That's it.

Do two of your rock busters and one of these.

Right?

Are they coming in closer?

They're the prizes.

Right, let's do the prizes.

Pretty good for them then.

Yeah.

All right, what have we got here?

Let's speed this up because I'm dropping off now.

It's either warming here or this isn't the most conversation we've ever had.

Okay, firstly, there's a CD here.

It's tracks that were sampled by various artists, including Jay-Z, Happy Mondays, and so on.

It's the original versions.

That might be quite good fun.

I Love You.

Obviously, it's a number of love songs.

You've got Blue featuring Elton John on there.

Chicago, Nat King Cole, some great stuff, I'm sure.

Retro Dance Masters, that's another C D dance tracks obviously on there.

Oh, it's still knocking about.

The best air guitar volume 2.

Sure.

Rubbish.

This is quite good, though.

It's Paul Whitehouse's TV show Happiness.

That's the first series on DVD.

We've also got Steven Polyakoff's The Lost Prince.

You can have that in your collection.

Probably never watch it, but it might look like you're slightly classy.

And Arty.

Subtitles.

The best one-hit wonders album in the world ever.

You've got stuff on there like Naina, 99 Red Balloons, and M's Pop Music.

So, not that bad a selection, actually, this week.

He's cut out some of the chaff.

Yeah, okay.

Right, here we go.

Rockbusters.

Rockbusters, first one.

We'll do two of these, and I'll play something in a minute.

Right, first one,

the Australian picks two blokes.

What?

The Australian picks two blokes.

The Australian picks two blokes.

The initial.

Yeah, the initial E, right.

And the second one, that builder's a bit calm.

I've got that already.

It's annoying.

That builder is a bit cute.

He's a bit cute.

Yeah.

And that's B T.

B T?

B T.

That builder's a bit cute.

Yeah.

And the Australian picks two blokes E.

And then what I'm going to do now is play some sound effects that make up a song

and you've got to guess what the song is.

Go on and just do it.

Here we go.

Here we go.

There you go.

So what song's that?

It's sort of an XFM song.

Sorry, I should just clarify that the first two are band names or artist names, but that's the title of the track that we want there.

Yeah, that's true.

It's so confusing.

No one's ever going to figure this out.

They will, though.

They will.

Alright.

First one was

the Australian picks two blokes.

The initial was E, the answer there, Em and In.

M-N-M.

Alright.

The second one,

that builder is a bit cute.

The initials there were B-T.

That was Bonnie Tyler.

And then we introduced a new bit to the show.

That song sounds alright.

These were the effects you heard.

And that was Prodigy.

Smack my bitch up.

Who are you punching there?

And could I just say no animal was harmed in the taping of that?

I'm not a champion of Rockbusters, as you know, but I think it's overstayed.

It's welcome.

But I wasn't.

I think Carl's just giving the fans what they want here.

Okay.

It's a popular thing, innit?

Got some good prizes.

The pressure behind it.

Let me tell you what the prizes are.

It's a dance music compilation, Cream Trance Anthems 2003.

I've played a lot of Trance on this.

I've put that on quite a lot and darker it myself.

There's the original motion picture soundtrack to the forthcoming film adaptation.

When you've seen the film, I'm sure that will mean more to you.

You like that, though, yeah.

It's a good movie, yeah.

Nicolas Cage playing himself and a twin brother.

And it's written by Spike John.

It's directed by Spike Johnson.

Joined at the what?

No, no, they're not joined at the hip at all.

Or at the face.

And we've also got the best one-hit wonders album in the world ever.

What we've got on there, we've got things like The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, brilliant.

Nana, 99 Red Balloons.

The Rembrandts.

In fact, it kicks off with Nana.

Sure.

That's followed up by I'll Be There For You, The Thing From Friends by The Rembrandts.

And of course, Breakfast at Tiffany's by Deep Blue Something.

Brilliant.

Deep Blue Something.

Is that the worst name ever?

I think it possibly is.

No, Sixpence None the Richard.

That's a pretty bad name.

Okay, again, I know we've got a lot of chill-out fans who listen to us.

The best chill-out album ever.

Bear in mind, of course, all these prizes collated by Carl from, I guess, People's Drawers.

Yeah, look in the drawer.

Look in the drawer.

Oh, Oh, dearie me.

What is it?

The only thing probably worth having is a.

I mean, it's topical, if nothing else, Carl.

A 7-inch by the White Stripes.

Merry Christmas from the White Stripes.

That was their exclusive Christmas single.

So if you're sorry.

That's early, innit?

That's totally.

It is worth having.

A lot of people have got to wait 11 months before that's released.

Or is it last Christmas?

Exactly.

And I have never heard of this DVD.

I like to think of myself as being fairly familiar with TV and films, but I have never heard of Stephen King's Rose Red.

Welcome to a Place Evil calls home.

And it's on DVD, it's certificate 12, so don't imagine anything too shocking.

And it looks appalling.

Is Rose Red Manchin truly haunted?

To find out Professor

okay, we've got the gist of it.

They're not very good prizes, they're cobbled together.

But if you've got nothing better to do, call in.

If you know the answers to these clues, it's Rockbusters.

Let's not let them call in, Rick.

Thank you.

There's people calling.

I know.

No, you don't let them call in.

It's email only.

Carl, don't interrupt me.

Just yeah.

Ricky.gervase at xfm.co.uk.

Email only.

I can't stress that enough.

We just don't want to speak to you people.

Right, so I give some initials out and a cryptic clue, and it makes up the answer and that.

Wow, sometimes it does, yeah.

Got two of them, and there's a new aspect, which I'll explain about in a minute.

So the first one is

cryptic clue is, well, if you would have been wearing an elmet, it would have been alright.

And the initial there is B.

Right?

So, well, if you would have been wearing an helmet, it would have been alright.

That's B.

Right,

band or an artist.

Second one:

Why are them Jamaican fellas swinging fish around their head?

Okay, all right, initials fills me with DS.

D S.

Why are them Jamaican men swinging fish around their head?

Alright.

And the final bit, two rockbusters.

It's a new bit.

Last week I played you this.

Look at his face, goes along along with it.

That's uh that's someone beating up a dog.

That was smack my bitch up, right?

So, here's some sound effects on that, and they make up a song.

I can listen to him talking about it.

I'm older.

It's terrifying.

Right, I told you not to play that one.

It's rubbish.

No one will get that.

Well, we'll see.

I heard that.

I can't always say, well, I said it's rubbish, no one will get it.

No, it's not the one you think it is.

Aha.

Right.

So, um, email in ricky.javase at xfm.co.uk and you can win that's a good one.

I'm a little bit confused.

Let me I I I'm here, I've heard what you're saying, we've discussed this in the past, I don't know what's happening.

What's that?

Is that a clue?

That's a cryptic clue that's that um screaming to a song, is it?

Well don't say it, so it should stand up by itself, don't give them any clue.

Hang on a sec, hang on a sec.

So this is the name of a song.

It's not a band or an artist, per se in the first song.

So the first two are bands or artists, and the last one is a name of a song.

I said we should abandon this.

Okay, right.

Do the questions and the answers.

And

if I think that it's either too hard or ungettable because it's stupid, we're binning it.

I thought we'd already been.

I'm annoyed.

Right, come on.

Do it quickly.

The first one was, well, if he would have been wearing an elmit, it would have been alright.

Right, what's the answer?

That was B.

What's the answer?

Buffstad.

Right, that works.

Buffed, that's fair enough.

Did anyone get that?

I assume some people got.

No.

People have given up, Rick.

People aren't even bothering to contribute.

Right, what's the next one?

They've just ignored it like it never happened.

Busted.

Second.

Busted.

Busted.

Why are them Jamaican men swinging fish around their head?

Because that was DS.

Yeah.

70s band, Detrout Spinners.

The Detroit Spinners have become the Detrout Spinners.

Yeah.

Okay.

Brilliant.

And then the final bit, I'll play you some effects like this.

It's terrifying, Carl.

Well, what's happened there?

What was happening?

No, no, no, no.

What's the answer?

That was Born Slippy.

The woman was having a baby.

The doctor tried to grab it.

It fell.

onto the floor.

That's in your head, Carl.

That's just a load of screams.

That's in your head.

Do you know what?

I haven't even got onto one slippy.

I'm still on big trout spinners.

Well, let's put a song, that's it.

I don't know what to say.

Carl, go for it.

This is Rockbusters, the last ever Rockbusters.

Right, yeah, it's a Accents special one today.

I've done it before in the past using Accent, so

three cryptic clues, initials, email.

I mean, you can win.

Do the email address now so take it down and start going.

Right, ricky.jmace at xfn.co.uk, right?

Yeah.

Right.

First one:

the northern lad remembers he had to tell his ma'am's daughter something.

Oh, dearing me.

The northern lad remembers he had to tell his ma'am's daughter something.

That's O, the initial O there.

Think of a band

initial, right?

Yeah, yeah, okay, that's easy.

Go on next.

Second one, the person from Birmingham got a C in their degree.

Right, the person from Birmingham got a C in their degree.

The initial there is T.

You don't get A, B, or C with your degree.

Well, that's.

And the final one, the Cockney Fella isn't happy.

Everything's going wrong.

That's D H.

The initials there, D H.

So very quickly, the northern lad remembers he had to tell his mum's daughter something.

God, they're not going to get the second one.

Oh.

Second one, the person from Birmingham got a C in their degree.

Initial T.

And the last one, the Cockney Fella, isn't happy.

Everything's going wrong.

D H.

Email in ricky.javase at xfm.co.uk and win some stuff.

Is it important that they bear in mind the accents?

Does the accent?

Will the accent help them?

Of course it will, yeah, yeah.

Well, of course it will, not necessarily, of course.

Yeah.

So.

Yeah.

So, has anyone got any right, Carl?

Come on.

We'll have to do it.

Just as well, we haven't got any prizes to give away anyway, because we gave them away our next month.

We're coming through now.

Let's see.

Just hang on a minute.

Well, this isn't radio.

You can't just sit here looking at a computer screen going, hold on, hold on, that isn't radio.

Right, well, it'll have to be the one who got the closest, right?

Okay, what who got the closest?

What are the answers?

Give us them again.

Right, the northern lad remembers he had to tell his mates, his mum's daughter something.

I'm so glad this is the last one ever.

This is the last, I promise it's the last rockbuster ever.

The northern lad remembers he had to tell his mum's daughter something.

That was O.

Yeah, I know that.

What was it?

Oasis.

Oasis.

Yeah.

So that was another one.

Oh, that one, that works.

That works, though.

Go on, what's the next one?

This one worries me.

Go on.

The person from Birmingham Birmingham got a C in their degree.

No idea.

That was T.

Go on.

Toto, 2-2.

A C as well.

Just made it up.

A C.

2-2.

I love it.

I love Toto.

Toto.

Toto.

Toto.

Did anyone get it?

Toto.

Yeah?

Yeah, yeah.

You are joking.

I saw it on an email.

Come on.

That's extraordinary.

Last one.

The Cockney Fellow isn't happy.

Everything is going wrong.

Going back in time a bit.

The initials D H.

Going back in time a bit?

Yeah, that for the for the song, it's not a sort of a dialogue.

Oh, I remember I thought I didn't hear that the first time round.

Uh, Cockney Fellow Isn't Happy, Everything's Going Wrong, the initials were D H.

That was Dan Hill.

Dan Hill,

right?

Dan Hill, nobody got that one.

That's that's a tricky one, but Steve, do you want to pick someone who got a couple?

I mean, I imagine Dan Hill was on everyone's lips.

I mean, I'm sorry, I think I know about music, but I don't know who Dan Hill is.

Sometimes when we touch, yeah, the I honestly is too much.

It's an awful ballad from about 1973.

Right?

No one would get Danhill.

Did anyone get Dan Hill?

Well, I don't know.

Steve's you are just.

I'm not going to check.

I can't be bothered.

I just want to celebrate that it's over.

I'm just pleased that we're finished with Rockbusters.

Marcus has emailed.

He says no to Rockbusters.

He hasn't heard it, but it sounds rubbish.

Believe me, you couldn't be more right.

Well, does the office sound good as a title?

Alright.

This is someone else.

Don't bring back Rockbusters.

Please, can we have more holy fook?

You're not pronouncing it right.

I know, I know.

I was just a bit edgy there.

He's holy fuck, the little Chinese fella.

Holy fuck, the little funny Chinese fella.

No, okay, alright.

Well, otherwise, Carl, other than there's a few negative ones, most people want to see the return of rock busters.

So,

okay, go ahead.

Let's go.

Let's do it.

Are these the prizes?

Yeah, they're the prizes.

Alright, let me have a look.

We've got the new album from Gold Frap.

What's this one here?

Oh, I've no idea.

The Yardbirds.

A new album from the Yardbirds?

Hmm.

On VHS, Coogan's Run,

the show where different characters make an appearance each week, including, I think, Pauline and Paul Calf.

Good stuff.

Who the hell wants this?

Meg Loss.

A Tom Baker Doctor Who edition.

And the only decent thing really in the collection other than Coogan's Run is the X List, the double C D featuring lots of current indie favourites.

So

not a bad little selection there, Carl.

Yeah, well, if you are new, you haven't heard it before, I sort of give a cryptic clue and then some initials.

I'd say it wasn't, it isn't cryptic.

It's like, what am I thinking?

That might or might not be the initials that I'm going to say.

That's all you've got to think, really.

But go on.

Do you want to remind them of any that spring to mind?

Just as a exploding pet was atomic kitten, doesn't really work.

I fell down in a puddle in Texas.

I got my legs wet.

I knelt down in a puddle, got my legs wet.

Wet knee Houston doesn't work either.

Wet knee Houston, Whitney Houston.

Jamaican

swinging a fish round.

Detrout spinners doesn't work in the slightest.

Doesn't work in the slightest.

There's three of them you email in.

So here we go then.

Number one: the gingerbread man has only got one leg.

Right?

The gingerbread man has only got one leg.

Got the initials there.

L B L B.

L B.

Right?

Okay.

Second one,

these people from the East Midlands swear a lot.

Alright?

These people from the East Midlands swear a lot.

These people from the East Midlands swear a lot.

The initials, TTD.

Alright?

And

the third one,

have a holiday in Italy.

So you've done three then?

TB is the initials on that one.

So quickly again, the first one, Gingerbread Man's on.

Yeah, I've got that one as well.

I've got that one.

I've got two.

These people from the East Midlands swear a lot, TTD.

And the third one, have a holiday in Italy, TB.

Email in with what the songs are, and you win that stuff.

Ricky.javase at XFM.co.

It's not the songs, it's the artists, isn't it?

Yeah, yeah, just

oh, yeah, like he said that.

Wow, rockbusters, the results.

You've had a few real answers, proper answers, I hear.

So, either I'm wrong or people do think like you.

I've got two of them.

What are the clues again?

Right.

First one was: the gingerbread man has only got one leg.

I got that.

That was LB.

Limp biscuit.

Right.

The third one that I think you've worked out.

Have a holiday in Italy.

Chewing brakes.

TB?

Chewing brakes.

Yeah, this is the one I can't get.

If this is, if there's a reason why I can't get this, we're not doing rock busters.

Can I give the answer to this one?

Yeah.

What's the clue?

The clue.

These people from the East Midlands swear a lot.

Yeah.

TTB.

TTB.

The answer.

TT.

Yeah, go on.

Give the clue again.

These people from the East Midlands swear a lot.

Tourette's Trent Darby.

Right.

You're never doing Rot Russia again.

Tourette's Trent Darby.

Right, you're not doing it.

You're never doing.

You've blown it.

You see, you sneak that one in.

Yeah, but I always like to sort of give to that, you know, a fairly easy, and then you sort of work out the men from the boys then, don't you?

Yeah.

I mean,

if I'd have done a character called

Tourette's Boy, Friend of the Little Chinaman, and it went ding-dong, oh look, it's Tourette's boy, friend of holy fuck, fuck, holy fuck.

You'd have been annoyed.

Do you know what I mean?

Oh, who's your mate, Dourette's boy?

Holy fuck.

You'd have been annoyed, wouldn't you?

Is that a character from Lenny Henry show?

I can't remember whether it's Chris Morris or Lenny Henry.

Yeah, one of them.

Carl.

What are you thinking, mate?

Right, Rockbusters.

That's what I'm thinking.

Straight to it.

Straight to it.

Go on then.

Who's the winner?

We've got to do the clues again.

Right, the first one was

the itch hiker needs a lift, but in something bigger than a car.

Yeah, snappy gone.

VH.

Yeah.

Right, that was Van Halen.

Van Halen.

Healing of Van.

Because he wanted something bigger than a car.

That's the first one.

Yeah.

All the tenses are mixed up.

Everything.

It's just looking.

second one, don't be selfish.

And some of that out to your mates.

That was C, that was share.

Alright.

That's alright.

And the third one, the Scottish fellas can't get into their emails.

The initials there, KL.

They Kenny logins.

Right.

Right, that's the last time we do blockbusters.

That is the last time we do it.

No, no.

It is.

That's the last time.

Rockbusters coming up, isn't it, Carl?

We've settled now.

Get it going.

No, this, this, this, this no let's go.

I thought we weren't doing this anymore.

I know I don't know what happened.

I don't know, I I mean

but I mean I mean we're shooting off in a couple of weeks so.

Yeah.

What difference does it make?

Well we might as well

now you've mentioned it, it's a good time.

Come on then.

Right.

Uh three clips like cryptic clues like the one you just heard there.

Uh first one craptic that is craptic a word.

First one, my younger brother spotted you the other day.

Right, that's the cryptic clue.

My younger brother spotted you the other day.

The initials JS,

JS for the band.

Second one,

that champagne belongs to the boxer's kid.

That's the way he looks up, like it's Oscar Wilde.

It's chill.

That champagne belongs to the boxer's kid.

The initials are AM.

And the third one, the vibrators.

And the initial B.

What?

The vibrators.

And the initial is B.

So the first one, my younger brother spotted you the other day.

Oh, I know that one, that's ridiculous.

JS.

The phone's going.

Second one, that champagne belongs to the boxer's kid, AM.

And the third one, the vibrators, the initial B.

So email in, and you win, you can say the prizes later, can't you?

Well, I tell you what, this is terrible.

I mean, we didn't even say the prizes, we weren't going to do this.

The phone's going.

Look at the phones are gone, mental.

Well, we're struggling here.

We're struggling, Steve.

You say that?

Wait a minute.

The answers for Rockbusters are coming up right here.

So, you thought people were turning on.

Oh, we've got to do it.

Oh, what have we done?

We've done, take my shoes off for money.

Take my shoes off for money.

We've done that.

We've done, oh, look at these funny postcard breasts.

And we've done, we didn't win a Sony.

Coming up, reminding me.

Oh, jeez.

Got nothing, have we?

Come on.

Sometimes it's good.

Come on, Carl, save us.

You've got to save us.

We've got Rockbusters answers now.

Are we doing them now, Steve?

Yeah, right.

First one, my younger brother spotted you the other day.

The initials there, JS.

That was junior, senior.

Right?

Yeah, good.

Second one, that champagne belongs to the boxer's kid.

That was AM.

That was Ali Sons Moye.

Ali Sons Moye.

Alison Moye.

Sorry, just give us the clue again.

That champagne belongs to the boxer's kid.

So Muhammad Ali's son,

Ali's son's Ali Sun's Moye.

Brilliant.

And then third one, always an easy one in there for everyone to look and take part.

The vibrators, the initials, B, that's Buzzcocks.

You can't say Cox.

That's why you can't say Cox.

Right, Rockbusters.

What have we got for us, Carl?

Right.

There we go.

Then, three clues, three cryptic clues, couple of initials.

Email in, ricky.javase at xfm.co.uk, win some stuff.

Do you want to go through the stuff?

Yeah.

Do you get them?

You're definitely improving yourself as weeks go on.

We've got

a free CD set of the best of Inspiral carpets.

How they've strangled it over three CDs, I have no idea.

Yeah, I know.

Extraordinary.

A number of other CDs, all of which are okay, plus a t-shirt and a copy of Marion Jeff's series one on DVD.

Not bad at all in an XFM bag.

Well, he's noticed X-Men 2 isn't there because it's not out yet, but it is at the cinema, so I think Hayley should go with what's his name on.

Shut up.

Okay.

Right, go on, Carl.

Right, the clues are.

Clue one.

That's uh

oh they're having problems.

Oh, this is right brilliant.

Rockbusters.

This is what we're tuning in.

I tell you what, I think Foxy was really soft on us.

I think he's...

Oh, go on.

This is what we're tuning in for.

Okay, so this is

brilliant.

Come on.

This is like Who Wants a Millionaire?

Come on, Carl.

Don't worry about him.

He doesn't understand radio, Carl.

I heard his show before he had us.

He was doing it.

It sounded just like Doctor Fox.

Yeah, go on.

Clue one.

They're having problems.

They haven't got any rice.

Say it again and say it like it's written down.

Right.

Say it like it's like you're reading it as opposed to making it up as you go along.

I know you are, but say it again, because all the M's and R's people think are integral.

They're having problems.

Do it again.

They're having problems.

They haven't got any rice left.

Indifferent.

Encrypted clue every word.

That's the matter.

And what's the initial?

C C.

C C and the clue again.

They're having a few problems in that.

Because they haven't got any rice left.

Different every time.

Ah, god, that's number one.

Second one, the Geordie fella doesn't know what he's been charged for.

Ah!

Ah!

Okay, and what's the initials there?

BW.

The Geordie fella doesn't know what he's being charged for.

Right.

And the final one, one:

if he had two bricks

and he had to throw them at two women, right?

Stop!

Right!

You can't go through this without going.

Right.

Oh,

just do it again.

Just say it again.

Think what you're going to say, then say it.

I had two bricks.

Oh, no, it was if I had before.

Well, I've got a couple.

Stop it, haven't it?

Stop, because I'm in a burst.

Right, Carl, work out what you're going to say.

Right.

Okay, just calm down.

We just don't know calm down.

Okay, great.

I had two bricks to throw at two women and I didn't hit either of them.

Right?

Okay.

The initials MM.

Right, so quickly again.

They haven't got any rice.

I've got that.

I've got that, and it's brilliant.

That is a brilliant one.

Okay.

Right?

They've run out of rice, they've got problems on the Rams.

C C, right, the second one, Jordy fella doesn't know what he's being charged for, right?

BW.

And I had two bricks to throw at two women.

Didn't hit hit any of them, right?

That's MM.

Email in.

Blockbusters.

Rockets.

Go on.

So, uh, yeah, rockbusters, what were the clues?

The clues were, uh the first one was, uh

they're they're running out of rice, so

they've got problems.

That was C C.

That was China crisis.

Right?

Okay, yeah, if they ran out of rice in China, it would be a crisis.

Fair enough.

Second one, the Geordie fella, doesn't know what he's being charged for.

Right?

That was Bill Wyman.

Brilliant?

Yeah?

Brilliant.

And the

third one, I had two bricks to throw at two women, and I didn't hit either of them.

That was Mr.

Mister.

Mr.

Mister.

I let him up.

Those were alright, though.

That's extraordinary.

Rockbusters, please.

Do you want to

look at the prizes?

I'll look at the prizes, see what people uh can win.

It's an email only competition, please remember that.

Alright, we've got the uh Later with Jules Holland Louder DVD.

There's stuff on there from the Cardigans, Rollins is on there, Mercury Rev, Sonic Youth, the Datsuns, Queens of Stone Age.

Well, hopefully Jules Holland would have okay good good good good because that there was something missing there on most of those tunes.

Yeah, current album from Goldfrack, that's there as well.

What we've got this on DVD, The Life of Mammals, the complete series of that a couple of uh we've got the inspiral carpets again a three cd set of the best of the inspiral carpets i don't know how they've strung it over three cds and the best one hit wonders in the world ever

and um let me see oh dear a three cd set three cd

i'm struggling i'm struggling i'm assuming cd3 is just the corals album

anyway there's some some classics there you've saw some good stuff this week all right well uh all right

cryptic clouf, a couple of initials and uh

and you sort that out.

Right, uh first one's Dr.

Fox on about that we don't we don't sound like proper presenters.

It's mad.

Go on Carl.

Right the first one.

A customer wanted some paint to darken up a room.

Shop assistant you what to do.

Right.

Customer wanted some paint to darken up a room.

Shop assistant knew what to do.

The initials there C B

right C B C B for the first one there right

second one it'd be alright if if their heads weren't that big

right

it would be alright if their heads weren't that big and that's S F

S F yeah

and the last one I know that I know that one yeah go on and the last one

Chanel I've got another perfume out n o right Chanel I've got another perfume out n o you email in.

Ricky.javase.xfm.co.uk.

That's that.

Dying lose prizes can be yours.

Just checking some of the answers, Rick.

And it seems that an awful lot of people have got it right.

Go on, then.

Tell us them again, then.

Remind us of them before you give us the answers.

Alright, Rockbusters number one was like this.

It was a copy of the.

We're stopping marking news, by the way.

Until you start getting some credible ones.

Because it

because that's ridiculous.

It's ridiculous.

It's not true.

It seems mad.

But no, but it's from the internet again.

So anyone, anyone can go online, download that story.

It's insubstantial.

It's get ones, get ones from journals or where the source is quoted, okay?

Or we're not interested.

Well, you don't.

Okay?

So, same with on thin ice.

We've pulled this once, we've pulled rock busters.

We suspended it once, and you came back

again.

So it's, do you know what I mean?

So go on then.

Alright, so Rockbusters, Rockbusters number one was about a customer who wanted some paint, wanted to darken up a room.

The shop assistant knew what to do.

What did she do?

The initials were CB,

seller black, right?

Seller black.

Seller somewhere.

See, I thought seller black, because it's CB, and I thought, well, it can't be, because it's not seller.

It's not sell her black.

Cryptic's a cryptic, though, innit?

No, no, cryptic doesn't mean it's wrong.

They all got it, they all got it anyway, so it's a bit weird, isn't it?

Second one, it would be alright if the reds weren't that big.

Right?

Right.

The initials are SF.

One of my favourite bands, yeah.

Yeah.

The smaller faces, isn't it?

Small faces.

Well, no, that doesn't make sense.

Okay, go on then.

And the final one, Chanel, I've got another perfume out.

I'll just say we've had an email from one of our listeners who said if this turns out to be new order, he's never listening to XFM again.

What's the clue again?

Chanel I've got another perfume out.

New Oda.

Right well that's another listener goal.

What do you mean?

There's not a group called New Oda.

No it's cryptic.

It's not that doesn't mean cryptic.

Wrong doesn't mean cryptic.

It's like saying what animal I thinking of?

Frog.

It doesn't mean cryptic.

Sell her black.

What artist is that?

Small faces works.

Just about.

If I say what animal am I thinking of,

monkey.

Well, there you go then.

So he does work.

Play a record.

Play a record.

So who's a winner?

Ah, yes.

No, I'm going to give it to

someone who emailed him with the correct answer.

And his name is Steve Martin.

And I'm giving it to you.

I don't know if you've noticed over the last few weeks, I've been giving the prize to people with just a kooky element to them, you know,

sending their name in, like

Barry Bumpfry.

Well, don't worry, because I can spot if it's a fake comedy name.

What was that last one we laughed at?

I remember it was.

I think it was Gerald something.

Yeah, it was.

It was like Gerald Smether or something like that.

What's it?

Preston?

Gerald Preston.

Why is that a funny name?

Jerry Preston, a great guy.

Jerry Preston, we laughed at that.

He caught my attention.

So this week, Steve Martins caught my attention.

Right.

Oh, brilliant.

Is there a jingle for Rockbusters?

I don't think there's ever been one, is there?

No.

Could you come up with one quickly?

Oh, rockbusters.

Brilliant.

All right.

Well, the prizes this week, there's not many.

I have to say, Carl's not sourced many, but what he's got are actually good quality.

Well, I've tried to insulin him that it's, you know, quality, not quantity.

Absolutely.

As opposed to like 15 copies of, you know, Fools and Orse's Christmas Special with a giveaway three-wheeler

car

and Primal Scream's greatest hits on 11 CDs.

Yeah.

Not Primal Scream in Spiral Carpet.

Oh, that was it, yeah.

Spiral Carfits.

Anyway, yeah, we've got this new Kiss FM Hip-Hop Classics complexion who's got some really good stuff on there.

New stuff from the likes of Outcast and the Wu-Tang, but some old classics from Public Enemy, of course, and L.

Cool Jay's mama said, Knock You Out.

It's worth having alone for that track.

Yeah, yeah.

I think this is four CDs?

No, two C D's.

The best air guitar album in the world, volumes one and two, and a special box set.

You've got all sorts on there.

It's May.

Ryan Adams is on there.

Robin Halmer.

But also excellent stuff.

Beastie Boys Clash.

We've got the Kinks, so that's good.

Abigail's Party, the DVD thing with Alice and Steadman.

I know you're quite a fan of that, aren't you, Rich?

Yeah, it's good.

She's good.

She's

from many years ago, if you've not seen it, it's good.

This later with Jules Holland DVD, it's got live performances from PJ Harvey, the Cardigans, Rollins, is the first time.

He is playing Boogie Roogie over their tracks.

I would hope so.

Okay, okay, good.

And also, is this the new albums from the Thrills?

Yeah, it is.

Is it the album?

Yeah, so that's a little.

Well, it's that exclusive.

It's not even out yet, is it?

Not even out yet.

Wow, that's the sort of things that Carl can come up with if pushed.

It's all about the the game, though.

It's all about the game.

The prizes are just for fun.

It's all about the playing the game.

Let's see what Carl's come up with this week.

This is his last chance.

If I ever hear anything like new odour again, that's the end.

New Oda.

They did get it there, didn't they?

Look it out.

Just

let's have the jingle again.

All right.

Oh, rockbusters.

Right.

If you haven't heard it before, cryptic clues

that make up a band.

And some initials to help you on your way as well.

So

you'd never get it without, but go on.

First one,

that fella likes sucking on iron.

Alright.

That fella likes sucking on iron.

Yeah, the initial M.

Right.

Okay.

That fella likes sucking on iron.

Right, that's the first one.

Second one,

the Jamaican fella spots a boat.

Oh, God.

Say that again.

The Jamaican fella spots a boat.

Spots a boat.

Yeah.

The Jamaican fella spots a boat.

Yeah, that's right, yeah.

Initial there D.

D.

D, D.

D, D, D, D.

Alright.

And the last one.

Do you want a game of tug of war?

Well, it's up to you.

You own it.

Interesting.

I've just got number two.

Right.

Do you want a tug?

Oh, God.

Right.

The third one.

Do you want a game of tug of war?

Well, it's up to you.

You own it.

And what's the initial?

E.

All of them again, quickly.

Right, so the first one, that fella likes sucking on iron.

That's M.

Second one, Jamaican fella spots a boat, right?

That's uh D.

And the last one, do you want a game of Tugger?

Oh, well, it's up to you, it's you know, you own it, right?

This is it, like it's a whole story by the end.

That's uh that's E.V's at XFM.com with the answers to Rockbusters, the biggest quiz on radio, probably.

Do you wanna remind us the

mean the crappiest quiz on radio?

Yeah, right.

Um

first one was uh

that fella likes sucking on iron.

Yeah.

Right?

The uh the initial was M.

What was the band?

It was metal liquor.

Alright.

What's metal liquor?

I've never no wait wait I've never heard of a band metal liquor.

Metallica.

Metal liquor.

You're using metal liquor, I don't understand.

Yeah, met metal liquor.

Metallica.

What?

No say it again.

Say it again and try and make metallica sound like metal liquor.

Met metal liquor.

Metallica.

Me metal liquor.

Is he having a fit?

Say it again.

Make Metallica sound like metal liquor.

Metallica.

Metal liquor.

Okay, next door.

Second one, the Jamaican fella spots a boat.

That was easy.

That was D, that was Debarge.

You got that?

Make it sound like the band?

Debarge.

Make it sound like a Jamaican fella saying, spotting a boat?

Debarge.

Right, so you got that one.

And the last one.

Do you want a game of tug of war?

Well, it's up to you, you own it.

That was E.

That was your rope.

Right?

Europe.

Europe?

Right.

Who did the final countdown?

Yeah.

So that's the.

That's the three answers for this week.

Who's the winner, Steve?

It's probably something like all

rockbusters.

It would be very slow.

Yeah, it's along the side.

I've worked, I've got to work it out, but I mean, yeah, let's go without it for now, and then we're all ready next week.

Excellent.

The prizes, once again, sourced by Carl Pilkington.

I think it's been in the prize bag before, Carl, but I couldn't see it back.

The best air guitar album in the world ever.

Do they keep sending it back?

Is that just fun?

It comes through the window, tied to a brick.

Actually, there's a lot of good stuff on there.

There's the kink.

Notfla?

Is there Nopfla?

Notfla, I believe, is on there.

It's not seen anywhere to be seen.

Definitely claps, I would have thought, per a deep purple.

We got Quo, Skynard, Mac,

Snake is there, Straits, excellent.

And yeah, there's all sorts on there, obviously.

This is always an odd choice, but fair enough.

This is the current album by the Yardbirds.

Their first studio album in 35 years.

So the new music station XFM, giving away that.

XLS means it's new music in some ways.

A Smash Hits compilation, we've got stuff on there.

It's

Curiosity Kill the Cats, all the old favourites.

Plus two DVDs, colombo what columbo uh it's got a couple of classic columbo episodes there suitable for framing one of the best um tv programs of all time why do i get you can always tell immediately who the villains are suitable for framing i'm assuming that's some kind of art dealer yeah an artist candidate for crime presumably some kind of um presidential or political candidate um

yeah no that'd be good i'm sure columbo i mean stab woman That was my favourite episode.

Stab Ladywife.

I mean, to be fair, I'm not sure why.

Who would buy a a Colombo DVD?

Like, you can't find it on TV.

It's on now.

It's on now.

I'm going to...

Because someone could maybe email in.

Is there an episode of Colombo on the now anywhere that got cable or digital?

I think it will be.

Always certainly.

But it is great.

And the other DVD here is Cruise of the Gods, which was the one-off TV kind of film, comedy film that was on at Christmas featuring Rob Ryden's TV.

Bryden and Coogan.

It's good.

Yeah, there's a few gifts there, not bad, not bad at all.

Right, now we get to the

real deal.

Okay, this is is what everyone tunes in for.

This is monkey news, I'd think.

Not monkey music.

Um, go on.

Well, here we go then.

Three uh cryptic clues now and just working on it,

but easy as that.

Email in.

It's uh, yeah, email in.

Right.

Well, what's the email address?

Ricky.juvata, xfm.co.uk.

Well, don't say that I know it or care.

I think.

So the first one,

he's got American coins all down his spine.

Right?

He's got American coins all down his spine.

What band's that?

What artist is it?

Emailing.

What's he dealing with?

What?

N.

I know it, I've got it already.

Right, that's rubbish, too easy.

Yeah,

second one, Jeremy Beadle has got arthritis.

Right, Jeremy Beadle has got arthritis.

Yeah, that's the second clue.

The initials are SLF

right, S L F Jeremy Beadle's got a little bit of arthritis.

And

a third one, Foxy, Shipman, and a Country Western singer on a merry-go-round.

S D.

Right?

So Foxy, Shipman, and some Country Western singer having to go on a merry-go-round.

The initial S D.

Right?

So email in.

Ricky Dotjeve saying something.

So I'm intrigued with that one.

I'm genuinely intrigued with that one.

I like the fact there's a certain whiff of controversy about it because Shipman is mentioned.

I know, yeah.

Oh, a little bit edgy there.

So that's the three.

He's from your neck of the woods, isn't he?

As well, Shipman, yeah, yeah.

I think your mum's mum used to use him.

Okay, let's play a record.

Right?

Okay.

So, Rockbusters on this has got to get them out of the way a bit earlier.

Right, so here they are.

First one, he's got American coins all the way down his spine.

Yeah.

Why would that be?

Initial was N.

Nickelback.

Nickelback.

I got all these this week.

Right.

Second one, Jeremy Beadle has got arthritis.

What's going on there?

Stiff little fingers.

SLF, stiff little fingers.

Yeah.

And the third one, Foxy, Shipman, and No, and a Country and Western singer, you said.

Now, what's the initial?

SD.

Yeah, so spin doctors.

Yeah.

I got that.

And then I said to you, why is it a country in Western singer?

And you said, Dr.

Hook.

Why is it Dr.

Hook?

Why does that give anyone the clue, Dr.

Hook?

A country and western singer?

It's just what was in my mind?

Come on, there we are.

There you go.

So we'll change this to Rockbusters, or what am I thinking?

You could have had Dre.

What's in my mind?

You could have had and the medics.

All right.

Just think it through.

Who's the winner?

The winner, very lucky, Sandra Cassidy of Leon C.

She gets all those great prizes.

You know, we've actually had people emailing in saying, this is the worst rockbusters ever because it was too easy.

It was boring.

don't shoot the messenger oh other people saying um it really has run its course and some people genuinely agree

oh car this must hurt mate stinging attacks on you um some people just slagging you off generally saying you winch all the time it looks like steve was right when he um sort of like poo-poos your ideas so when he uh when he weeze on your business someone else i swear to god someone else emailed in and said don't bother sending me the prizes take them to a charity shop or pawn them give me the money i'd rather have it so i don't know what to say carl i just wonder if it really has run its course now.

Alright, well we'll see what you come up with next.

We will.

Let's see what you do, let's see what you come in with.

Sure.

Top five to one.

I'm I'm guessing you'll be popping in with another hip-hop track

full of Effing and Jeff and stuff.

I won't bring it into you and do it myself.

Anyway, Rockbusters, Carl.

Should we get the ball rolling?

Let me just find the the gifts here, the little treats.

We've got the album from the Coral, you know what I think about that.

We've got Corporate Insound Feeder.

Well, it's just a novelty record, isn't it?

We've got on DVD, more great comedy moments, favourite clips from the best of contemporary BBC comedy.

We've got Partridge on the front there.

We've got one of the guys from Red Dwarf and

Smash Hits the Reunion, more great 80s tunes.

Catch a Google's on there, plus some stuff.

Too shy.

It is too shy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let me see if you can guess which ones.

Tiffany.

Yeah, I know it.

The only one.

I don't know.

Yeah, I think we're only

Melenkim.

Respectable.

Human League.

That'd be, oh wow, what would it have been?

Would they have got Don't You Want Me?

Of course.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Aha.

Last Take On Me.

Yep, well done.

Madness?

Baggy Trousers.

Of course.

Kim Wild?

Kids in America.

Yeah, so there's just all those treats.

If you like a song from an 80s band, it's probably on there.

Plus, we've also got on VHS Graham Norton, some kind of best of compilation from his TV show.

So there are the.

Hold on, is it the one where he talks to sort of female gay icons and and looks at the internet?

Because that's my favourite one.

Right, there you go, let's do rockbusters.

Email only of course.

Yeah, yeah.

Email in ricky.javase at xfm.co.uk if you know the answer.

Right, first one.

A bit of a cryptic clue, if you haven't heard it before.

Not cryptic, we've gone.

What is Carl thinking?

If you go into France by boat, I'd get your fags on there,'cause it's a lot cheaper.

Imagine Bob Holness.

Sorry, we're out of time.

Sorry, your minutes up.

You've won nothing.

I was reading that question out.

Let's do it again.

I want it to be exactly the same, word perfect.

I bet you it will change all over the place.

Yeah, he's dead.

He's lost it.

Going to France, buy yourself a buzz.

Okay, okay.

Fingers on the buzzers.

You've only got 10 seconds to win the gold one.

Okay, first up.

Yeah, I'll tell you what.

No, seriously, if you're thinking of going to France, well don't, you know, because go on the ferry, get the fags there, because it's cheaper.

Go on.

Right, so that one again.

If you want to buy some fags, you're going over to France on the boat, get them on there, because you'll save a few quid.

B.F.

B.

F.

B.

F.

Okay, okay.

Alright, the second one.

This little

foreign cafe is growing its own steak.

This little foreign cafe is growing its own steak.

Yeah.

This little foreign cafe is growing its own steak.

Go on.

B.

Alright.

Right.

Okay.

And the last one.

Is that part of it?

Hang on.

Ah, he's the best, isn't he?

He's the best.

The Jamaican fella might have screamed this on the Titanic.

What?

The Jamaican fella

might have screamed this on the Titanic.

What's it start with?

It's C D, that one.

Jamaican fellow might have screamed this on the Titanic.

Ricky.javaise at xfm.co.com.

So we'll get rockbusters out of the way if we got a winner.

Yeah, come on in.

It worries me that we've had a very few entries.

I think that even your

mental fans aren't getting these, which is really worrying.

They must be terrible clues this week.

Alright, well.

Has anyone got them right, Steve?

I think there's just one guy, yeah, who I suspect has won in the past.

Well, so what?

Right, the first one.

If you go out to France by boat,

you might as well buy your fags when you're on that, because you'll get them a lot cheaper.

Brilliant.

Right?

Yeah.

BF.

Yeah.

Buy it ferry.

Right?

That's like.

What?

Buy on ferry.

What?

Buy on ferry.

Buy on ferry.

What's that?

Is that a band?

What?

What is it?

I don't know what it is.

Brian Ferry.

Brian Ferry.

What's that got to do with buying on a ferry, though?

Just because it's quite close to it.

Buy on ferry.

What?

Buy on ferry?

Sorry,

what's your first language?

The second one.

That's rubbish, that doesn't count.

Brian, Bion Ferry.

Brian Ferry, Bayon Ferry.

There's this little foreign caffeine.

It's growing its own steak.

That's Delimitri.

The third one.

What?

What?

Sorry, what?

What?

What is that?

What is that?

Delemitri?

Delhi is a little foreign coffee.

Yeah.

A meat tree and that.

A meat tree?

A meat tree?

What were the initials for that?

Just D for that.

Just D for that?

Yeah.

So not D A?

So you didn't even give him a chance to get the group.

They got it.

Well, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no.

They didn't.

Right, it's the end.

Go on, right.

Go on.

Deli meat tree.

Delhi meat tree.

One word.

D.

Or any letter.

They're

only.

M.

M's in it.

Go on.

Okay, so buy and buy and I love Bayern Ferry.

And

Oxymusic.

Oxymusic was brilliant.

I love Oxymusic.

Go on.

Can I just point out, Rick, that we've got...

David Bowie?

Delhi Meatri.

Yeah.

I don't see why necessarily Aiden, who emailed in, why he doesn't get to win because he emailed in dire stakes.

Seems to me just as valid, as far as I can tell, but

Delhi Meatrie it is.

And the last one,

if there was a Jamaican fella on the Titanic.

I'm looking forward to it.

With a little bit of fear.

Jamaican fella, if he was on the Titanic, he probably would have screamed this.

Yeah.

That's Christ Deberg.

Oh!

I don't know what to do.

Stunning.

So who's the winner?

I'm not going to give it to anyone.

I just don't.

So what's the Jamaican bit got to do with it?

Just a D.

Just Christ Deberg.

Say it again?

No, I think they've worked it out now.

What's what do you say again?

Christ de Berg.

And who's that?

What?

Who's that?

Who's what?

Who's Christ de Berg?

Chris de Berg.

Who's the winner, Steve?

Do you know what?

I'm going to give it to Aidens.

Because he just treated you with nothing but contempt.

Steve Martin emailed in again.

He got the first two, and then the last one he just emailed.

I neither know nor care about this answer.

I'll tell you to give him one.

Do you know what you've done there, don't you?

you?

Go on.

You've put the nail in the coffin of Rockbusters.

I warned you.

I warned you for three weeks.

And you sort of bucked your ideas up for a little while.

But Christ did not fail.

Those are the worst you've ever done.

Delemetri, so and didn't just put D

and then

Bion Ferry.

Buy and buy and ferry.

By

and ferry.

So.

And Rockbusters, Steve.

If you've got a better competition, then we'll do do yours that's fine Do you know what I mean if that's what you want to do we'll do what what did you want to do?

No, I was just wondering whether we should perhaps not do a quiz at all rather than do that piece of rubbish Might be better to have nothing might be better just to have silence during that part of the show than have rockbusters

I don't know if you discuss it if I give you the clues and that and if you think they sound rubbish we're not doing it well I know that I guarantee they're gonna sound rubbish Alright, let's make it the last Rockbusters then.

This is the last Rockbusters.

Well, it depends.

This is it.

Okay, this is just...

If it's good, you get a refrieve.

It's all about this.

Okay.

Okay.

Go on then.

Let's do Rockbusters then.

Are we doing it now?

Should we play Republican do it after that?

Do it after that.

Well, I'll tell you the prices and then we'll come back with the clues.

Because I've dug up the REM track.

Excellent.

So it's an interactive show.

Okay, we've got the best summer holiday album ever.

What we've got on there, it's got Elvis vs.

Junkie XL.

That's brilliant.

Holly Valance is on there.

Laz Ketchup.

It's all the stuff that the XFM listener is craving.

Tribute to the Ramones album.

We've got

Red Off Chili Peppers are on there.

Metallica.

Street Legal from Bob Dylan.

That's nice.

Brilliant.

Did you just buy that in the £4 for £20 from HMV deal?

Fair enough.

Once again.

Good album.

The talons of Weng Chiang, a Doctor Who classic.

And there's something for the X-Film.

This new 8 Mile on DVD.

I thought that was nice, that film.

The last bit was funny.

It's a good film.

Anyway, listen, Rockbusters.

Oh, come on.

Let's get it done.

Really?

Yeah.

Come on in.

Right, so cryptic clues and initials.

You work it out.

out, it's about

right first one.

Bob Olness.

Uh the first clue, um the doctor said s part of the foot and the leg was no good so he took em off and he threw them away.

That's the clue, the initials T B.

T B, right?

The doctor said part of the foot and the leg was no good so he took em off and threw them away.

Second one.

The Scottish monster has got a a bit of a tan.

Right?

The Scottish monster has got a bit of a tan.

Okay.

That's that's TD.

And

the last one.

Well the 60s singer had a heart attack whilst he was having it away.

We won't be seeing him again.

Right?

And that's F N M F N M.

Well the 60s singers had a heart attack.

He was having it away.

We won't be seeing him again.

Email in Ricky.vase.

Remember this is to save rock busters.

If people don't get this, right, it's no more.

So, you better, if you want this feature to stay, you better get the clues.

The rockbusters results, really, because this is

a very important result.

It's whether

they

stay in the Premiership or are relegated.

This is the playoffs for Carl.

Okay?

You need three points.

You need three points to stay up, Carl.

Go on.

Right, the

lot of right answers on that.

That's that's that's in your favour, you you know.

Okay.

Uh the first clue was uh

the doctor said part of the foot and the leg was no good, so he took them off, he threw them away.

Yeah.

The initials T B.

Yeah.

Right?

Go on.

Toe knee Binnett.

Alright, that's Tony Bennett.

Tony Bennett.

Tony Binnett.

Yeah.

Okay, that's a warning.

That's a yellow card.

That is a yellow card, but you can still get the points.

Because his name's not Binnett.

Tony, brilliant.

Tony, perfect.

A pun.

Toe,

knee, his name's Tony.

Perfect.

Binnett, no, his name's Bennett.

See?

Well,

he's in London this week as well, so.

I don't know if it's sold out.

I won't mind.

Are you on drugs?

Or have you did I actually crack your head?

Did I actually give you some brain damage?

Because you're worse than usual now.

Go on.

Right, the second one.

That Scottish fella.

We've got to speed this show up.

Hang on, hang on.

I've just got to make sure it's right.

We don't want to look stupid.

That Scottish monster has got a bit of a tan.

I don't think we can look stupid with material like that.

CTD, that Scottish monster's got a bit of a tan.

The answer there, the darkness.

I'll give you that.

Right?

Well done.

And the last one.

Goal.

Goal.

The 60s singer.

He had a tight the other way whilst having it away.

You won't be seeing him again.

The initials, F-N-M, that's Faith No More.

Adam Faith.

Right?

No!

Doesn't count!

Why not?

Adam Faith No More.

Adam Faith No More.

So, sorry, what is the clue?

Is the clue Adam Faith or is it Faith No More?

Just Faith, I suppose.

Just Faith No More.

So we got that.

That's that.

safe for next week.

What who's the winner?

What do you make of it?

You've got the deciding vote, Rick.

I mean, you know my faith.

I mean, it works it works, Faith No More, but he's mixed up what cryptic is and that,'cause it's dark'cause the the fella I mean Adam Faith did actually die having it away, didn't he?

Yeah.

So it's all about him.

It's all right, all the facts are right.

Anyway.

Okay, I think he's got a reprieve.

I think I'll give it to him.

I think I've got to give it to him, Steve.

I think I have.

He's he actually pulled that out of the bag, that one.

There's no there's no Jamaican fellas seeing icebergs or you know Whitney Houston.

The closest he came to is Bennett, Binnett.

And I've got to give him let him off that.

I've got to be a fair ref here.

Well,

fair enough.

Let's not waste any time with rockbusters.

Can we really whip through this?

Just do the clues.

Quickly.

Quick, go, rockbusters.

Right, go.

Right, the first clue.

Yeah, hurry up, faster.

All the police cars are on fire.

All the police cars are on fire.

What's the initials?

BS.

B.S.

All the police cars are on fire.

Good.

What's the next one?

The director of 28 Days Later is shouting about sleeping outside.

Yeah, okay.

What's the initials for that?

D B.

Right, okay.

Okay, yeah.

Right, go on then.

He wants to be a sailor.

Why is that?

Yeah, what's the initials there?

B.

Brilliant, okay.

Give them again quickly because I didn't quite catch the second one, so go from the top.

All the police cars are on fire.

Yeah, that's good.

The director of 28 Days Later is shouting about sleeping outside.

Yeah, okay.

D B.

Yeah.

Right?

He wants to be a sailor.

Why is that?

Yeah.

D.

B.

Okay, then brilliant.

so have we got a recap on rock busters anyway

just do has anyone got the right answers uh i've has anyone got the right answers let me just check here uh

here's one from uh from someone who just says uh he's given an answer uh answer to number one i number two don't number three care right okay is he close has anyone got three answers i can't find one with three answers.

So again, you've done something wrong, Carl.

No,

no.

This isn't radio.

This isn't radio.

Play a record.

There you go.

Someone's got it.

Give it to them.

Fine.

Okay, give us the clues again.

We'll give the answers straight away.

No fending in the range.

Yeah, that's a good point.

This number one.

All the police cars are on fire.

Yes.

BS.

Yeah.

What was that?

I can think of something.

Go on.

Blazing squad.

Brilliant.

The director of 28 Days Later is shouting about sleeping outside.

Yeah.

That's Dan Yell bed in Field.

Right?

Dan, yell.

Dan Yellow.

Right.

We'll never let him do this again.

I told you I washed my hands of it.

I know, but I didn't.

Why did you let him?

Why'd you?

Because he was grumpy.

But this is what happened.

Look, what's happened?

Danielle bed infield.

That's what happened.

The director of so Danny Boyle, so Dan, right, all that for Dan, but shouting about being Dan Yell bed in the field.

Right.

What's the last one?

He wants to be a sailor.

Why is that?

Yeah?

Beyonce.

What does that mean?

Beyonce.

He wants to be on the sea.

Play record.

You're never doing it again.

You've just signed your death warrant.

What are we doing?

You're never doing Rockbusters again.

As a special treat, a return, sort of like a summer special, an end of term, well, a gift to the fans.

Carl has been about Rockbusters.

No.

Do you want to explain it?

Rockbusters is basically blockbusters, completely ripped off, done with music.

that may or may not be a cryptic clue and may or

may not be the actual band name and may or may not be the actual letters he said they were in the first place do you want to sort of describe one though in case someone's a new listener

well exploding pet was atomic kitten yeah aka but basically for those of you who are new to the show this is the final show uh carl reads out what he considers to be a cryptic clue it's not a cryptic clue it's just some words just a string of words and from that you are supposed to deduct the name of an artist or group or band.

We've had things like the Jamaican Fella swinging a fish round.

That was Detrout Spinners.

Detrout Spinners.

So that's the sort of level of intellect you are getting from Carl Pilkington.

What was the word?

Just do the competition.

What?

I was thinking

she fell down into a penny.

Wet knee Houston.

She fell down into a puddle in Texas on a knee.

Wet knee Houston.

Yeah, so you said it twice.

It's not cryptic.

So just do it.

Come on.

Right, so there's three of them, and you email in your answers.

We've got some good prizes to learn that.

Right.

Well, don't say the prizes, don't say the prizes.

They aren't bad.

We'll do it because this, you know,

the competition's bad enough, let alone just listen to them.

What's three DVDs, brilliant?

He's got the young ones and all that.

Lots of TV things.

There's some great C D's.

Yeah, go on.

Right, so the first one, Cryptic Clue.

This vegetable started life down under.

Right?

This vegetable.

started life down under the initials k o

right k o this vegetable started life down under second one

the things that

you normally find on the beach right

I've been found floating around the moon

right yeah

that's I think it's TS

I think it's TS

you said the questions but you're not sure.

So the things you normally find on the beach have been found floating around the moon, right?

And the last one, uh,

well,

if you put that many in the post, I'm surprised I didn't receive one.

He thinks they're great.

He thinks he's brilliant.

Well, you know, if you put that many in the post, I'm surprised I didn't receive one.

Is it Lactin?

He did all the

initials there, F C.

F C.

F C.

Right?

So you email in the answers, Ricky.javase at XFN.co.uk.

But now the answers to

what says, right, do the clues.

Alright, the first clue was:

this vegetable started its life down under.

The initials were K-O.

That was Collie Osborne.

Right?

Collie Osborne.

The second one.

No, no.

What are we letting that go?

Yep, we haven't got a time, Rick.

Well, it's just not.

It's just not the word.

We haven't got a time rate.

Also, Collie flowers

don't start down under.

They're on top.

It's not like carrots.

No, Or under is in Osborne.

Osborne.

Collie.

I thought you meant starting but...

Her name's not Collie!

Right, the second one was

the things that you normally find on the beach, right?

They've been found floating around the moon.

That's the

space shells, right?

Specials.

Just tweak it a bit.

This is rubbish.

I mean,

no, this isn't even funny, though.

I mean, they're no good at all.

Cryptic?

It's not cryptic, it's wrong.

It's not cryptic.

The last one was

well

if if you put that many in the post I'm surprised I didn't receive one.

Go on.

That's FC 50 Cent.

What?

50 cent.

It was 50 cent.

I didn't receive any so.

So

Collie Osborne.

Collie.

Her name's not Collie.

Her name is not Collie.

Doesn't matter.

Well one.

It doesn't matter.

Well done to Gina Fairey, who has emailed in.

She's got all those answers right.

Just emailing her address and that.

Yep, email that.

You're such an idiot, Carl.

As are you, Gina.

Oh, I suppose.

Go on, then.

Right, we brought it back.

This is where I give a cryptic clue and some initials, and you work it out and you win some stuff.

I was going to tell you what the prizes are.

Needless to say, they're mediocre prizes for a mediocre requisite.

Sure, okay, yeah.

Where's DVDs in VHS?

Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

VHS, who's still got that.

Right, so there's three of them, and what you can do now, we've tweaked it a bit.

Okay.

You can text in.

Alright, so you can email or text.

We've tweaked it a bit.

83xFM is the text, or it's ricky.gavase at xfm.co.uk.

Is that what it is?

83xFM.

That's it.

That is good, though, and it's convenient because who's got their laptop up and running and texting on their phone?

So it's just your phone.

Brilliant.

Mine couldn't do that.

I don't know how to do that on my phone.

I don't know how to get...

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

My brother wanted my postcode.

He said, text it to me.

I couldn't work out how to do W C and 1.

an old man, so I had to write out double U C one.

Oh, for goodness sake.

I didn't know how to do it.

It won't do it for me.

It's ridiculous.

Well, it's 83936

if you have that problem.

Right?

Right, come on, get on with the quiz.

I don't know.

Three numbers now.

Three clues.

Here we go.

First one is:

this teletubby has got lice.

This teletubby has got lice.

This teletubby has got lice.

The initial layer is P, so it's a band or an artist that starts with P, and the clue is: this Teletubby has got lice.

Right?

Yep.

Second one.

I'm really already not holding out much hope for this.

Working out.

Go on.

Right.

Second one.

I've just messed that first one up.

Oh, fuck Christ.

When I get it out later, it'll be.

I'll sneak it in without.

Right.

Just don't repeat anything I say.

You're an idiot.

I really am.

No, play a record.

Play a record.

Play your record.

You're a fool.

Play a record.

Let me know.

No, no, no.

That's the restricted.

Well,

Carl mucked up Rockbusters, as usual.

I mean, you know what?

I like it when he mucks it up early because it doesn't waste people's lives for 40 minutes, realizing he's mucked it up at the end.

So obviously, people are already,

they know what it is.

They know it is already.

They've said, well, it's Poe Lice, isn't it?

You meant to say Nits instead of Lice.

You're an idiot.

So that one's gone.

So what have we got next?

Right, so that's just an idea.

If you haven't heard it before, that's how my head works.

Right?

This teletubby has has got knit,

so Poe is a teletubby.

Yeah,

so when he says cryptic, it's not only

what the answer is, it's what the question was meant to be.

Alright, so there's only two, so you've got even a better chance of winning than that.

So the second one is

I'm saving that money to buy condoms.

Alright, think about it.

Easy, too easy.

JJC.

Yeah, well, that's too...

So everyone's got that one.

I feel like saying it now.

Yeah, but that's don't worry.

But that's rubbish.

Yeah, but you've got to have an easy one in there, otherwise, people get bored.

The first one was easy, we gave the answer.

Yeah, but hang on.

That's the easiest one we've ever had.

Police.

And the second one is:

when you're making bread, add a little bit of colour for a change.

Alright?

When you're making bread, add a little bit of colour, just change things a little bit.

What are the initials?

D.

Just D.

Just D.

Right?

So,

what you've got there, I'm saving that money to buy condoms, the initials JC.

Yeah, that's easy, yeah.

And when you're making some bread, just chuck some chuck some colour in there, sure.

You know what I mean?

Change it.

Yeah, that'll be.

Yeah, the clue.

The clue changes every time.

The clue changes every time.

Unlike the Times crossword, the clue changes every time it's said.

83xFM is worth texting, or it's Mickey.co.uk.

Anyway, just rather than reading out the A to Z, right?

Are we doing Rockbusters on Suzanne?

Yeah, Come on in.

Listen,

this has got Chris Moyles, the breakfast show, on Radio One.

This sort of stuff.

Have we got a winner, Steve?

We have, I'll check that in a minute.

You

find a good winner.

Yeah.

The Rockbusters clues.

The first one was, this Telly Tubby has got it.

Oh, yeah.

That was Pole Lice.

Rubbish.

You ruined it.

Alright, the second one.

I'm saving that money to buy condoms.

Too easy, Johnny Cash.

That was Johnny Cash.

Rubbish.

And the the third one was: when you're making bread, add a bit of colour for a change and sort of, you know, change the colour of it.

Right.

Right?

That was dyedo.

You got that?

Rockbusters.

Three.

Come on, Carl.

What do you got for us?

Do you want to say what the prizes are?

Really?

We've got.

I'll be the judge of that.

Actually, what am I talking about?

No, there's a two-disc set, Rock and Roll Legends on the cover there.

We've got Buddy Holly, Elvis, Roy Alberson, and Little Richard.

New one wants that, really.

Nobody's interested.

Nick Cave in the Bad Seats, a DVD.

I'm a Nick Cave fan, and I wouldn't watch it.

No, you'd watch it once at most when there was nothing else.

No Me Knowing You.

Nick Cave's good, but when do you watch Rocky DVDs?

Yeah, Noah Me Knowing You, a great series, obviously, but it's on VHS.

Who wants it on VHS?

Where are all the bonus features?

Absolute pointless.

The only thing that's half decent is this enormous hardback Legal Gentleman book, which is the scripts and all sorts of other stuff.

If you're a League of Gentleman fan, you'll love it.

If you're not, I guess it's a good Christmas.

If you're not a League of Gentlemen, there's nothing in this for you.

No, exactly.

So,

you know, you've got a lot of money.

A pile of rubbish.

What's the well, not as bad as the competition, I suppose.

So, go on.

Well, you know how it works.

Cryptic clue.

It's not really cryptic, it's usually wrong.

It kind of is.

Yeah.

Right, so the first one, there's three of them.

You get them right, you win the stuff.

First one.

I'll get him close.

He could win this if you got one right, possibly.

If you go to Chepstow, you will.

Is that a clue, or is that a point?

Is that something else?

That's a clue.

Right.

Say it again.

If you go to Chepstow, you will.

And what are the initials?

Just S.

Just S.

Second one.

E.

T.

is upset.

What's up with him?

Alright.

E.

T is upset.

What's it set up for?

What's wrong with him?

Different.

So not cryptic.

M-E.

The initials there.

N-E-M-M-E.

M for mother.

M-E.

Alright.

And the third one:

I had a tape with

Jesus

imagine

Bob Holness doing this against the gold run against the clock.

Right.

Oh, I had a tape.

No, I had a tape with some up.

I had a tape with like Humpty Dumpty on it

and ickory dickery dock and that on it.

But I've broke it.

Alright?

Constantly listening to trying to figure them out.

to solve the crime pushed Humpty.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The initials there B R

right

so first one if you go to Chepstow you will the initial there S

E T's E T's upset.

What's up with him?

What's up with ET?

What's up with ET?

ET's upset.

What's up with ET?

The initials there M E

Let's go through that one more time.

If you go to Chepstow you're just asking questions

exactly yeah yeah ET's a bit upset.

What's gay?

What's that?

What?

Hey, dude, what's the matter, man?

And they had a tape with like umpty dumpty on it, ickery dickery dock, stuff like that.

Doesn't work anymore.

What's gone on there?

What's gone on there?

B-R.

First time we said, well, you broke it.

Well, I broke it then.

Is that important or not?

Yeah.

I broke it.

And it says B?

B-R.

Okay.

Right?

Okay, well, you can text if you have a mobile phone.

So everyone, there's no excuse to not take part.

83XFM is the text.

83XFM.

I think I know what the B might stand for.

Rockbusters?

Yeah, they'd be loving this.

Alright.

Three clues were first one.

If you go to Chepstow, you will.

The initial was S.

That was C horses.

Alright.

That was the answer there.

I'll give you that.

That's fair enough.

I'll give you that.

E.T.'s upset.

What's wrong with E.T.?

What's wrong with him?

The initials, M.E.

What's up with him?

It was Missy Elliott.

Alright, Elliot's up.

Doesn't count at all.

What?

Doesn't count at all.

Missy Elliott.

You know what I mean?

What's wrong with you?

What is up with him?

No, no, no.

Explain it.

Sorry, Carl.

I've got to do it again.

I wasn't listening.

Do it again.

Elliot, yeah.

Who's in E.T.?

Yeah, I'll just do the clue again.

E.T.'s upset.

It's looking a bit sad, and that's what's wrong.

Why ET the extraterrestrial?

Yeah.

Yeah, go on.

Right, and his mate...

Yeah.

Who's in it, it's called Elliott.

Yeah.

Right, is upset.

What's up with him?

Well, it's Missy Elliott.

Missy Elliott, what's she got got to do with it, though?

I don't understand.

No,

the way you'd say it, you'd say, What's up, E.T.?

And it'd go, oh, Missy Elliot.

Why would you mention her?

I don't understand.

Was she in the was it a thing in the film?

Missing.

She wasn't even a rock star.

Missing?

Oh, missing Elliot.

Oh, no, no.

That makes sense, Carl.

No, no, no, no, she's not missing Elliott.

Rock stars,

missing Elliot, isn't it?

So it's meant to be about rock stars, isn't it?

It's just cryptic, though, isn't it?

Cryptic clues, and it's not.

Oh, no, that's not cryptic.

Yeah.

you right the third one uh

i had a tape and it had uh umpty dumpty on it and i love when it says umpty dumpty um

icery icery dock and that uh but the tapes uh broke yeah that was br

bust the rhymes

say that again i don't know what's so stop sorry i don't understand what do you mean oh

who who who's the winner steve no no i doesn't know do you mean busted well it's kind of like that

Cryptic.

No, no, it's not, no, cryptic doesn't mean change it, so it's not the same.

Steve, who's the winner?

We've got loads of right answers, so.

It's interesting.

This is the time where we play

the world-famous quiz, isn't it?

Not busters, isn't it?

Yeah.

Which is blackbusters, but with music.

See you leaders.

Cryptic clues, and that do you want to say something?

Not really.

Not really cryptic, but we've got a number of DVDs to give away, including some teachers' DVDs.

We've got a bunch of CDs here, and also Ricky Gervais's live live stand-up DVDs, which is not good at all.

I really would not encourage people to buy that.

It is weak observations, poorly performed.

I would recommend the Office Series 2 on DVD.

I'm rubbish in that.

I'm awful in that.

You can actually see me forgetting some of my lines.

That's true.

Go on.

Right then, so cryptic clues.

Just an example.

Might be new, I reckon.

People will be staying in today'cause it's raining and that, so might not have heard it before.

So, like, uh or they have and they're not listening.

Yeah.

Well, whatever.

Oh, good.

You gave up on that, did you?

So give us an example of the sort of thing.

That, that, uh,

geez.

All right, maybe don't.

Listen,

I'm a broadcaster.

Yeah, words are my tool.

Go on.

All right, forget that.

Come on, Baldy.

Three, three clues, then.

Here's the first one.

It's a band or an artist.

I'm going to the northeast.

What are you going there for?

Good point.

Good question.

Right?

Yeah, if it would have been, well, you're going to the northwest, that's a different matter.

Going to the northeast, what you going there for?

S is the initial, so it's a band or an artist who

starts with an S, and that's the clue.

Second one,

oh, yeah,

she's related to the man in the lamp.

Right?

That's G.

She's related to the man in the lamp.

And the third one is,

the Jamaican fella would love to live there, but it's a little bit pricey.

Oh god, I feel an accent coming in.

That's one way you're gonna have to think about it with the accent.

D S, D S for that one, right?

So the Jamaican fella would love to live live there, but, you know, it's a bit dear and that, and that, a bit pricey.

So, uh

so give us on again quickly.

Right, the first one, I'm going to the north east.

What you going there for?

That's s.

She's related to the man in the lamp, you know.

That's G.

g changes and the jamaican fellow would love to live there but a little bit pricey

and that's d s so uh emailing or text and that

you can't listen to radio in every after every record it's bad enough trying to keep me listening with the rubbish we come out with no we've got rockbusters here let's get them back

come on then

but has anyone got all three no no right okay so there's something wrong i'm going to be angry i'm going to ban rockbusters because okay go on then what are the clues again tell me the answer well give us the ones that they did get all right well they did get

um she's related to the man in the lamp what's that that was gina that was genie genesis

right

genesis like genesis so g the sister of the genie genesis genesis they got that one no no no no what's what does what's the band's name

genesis no no no say the band name genesis genesis right okay Well, I don't get it because Genie is nothing like that.

Well, they did, so don't worry about it.

Stop worrying about the ads.

stop worrying about that.

The third one was,

the Jamaican fella would love to live there.

Gone.

But it's a little bit pricey.

Gone.

Right?

That was the initial.

DS.

Deer Streets.

What?

It's a Deer Street to live on.

Deer Streets.

Oh, yeah.

I've known them.

But they're banned.

That's Dire Straits.

No, it's not Dire Straits.

It's not Dire Straits.

Dear Streets.

The Jamaican fella.

Go ahead.

Go ahead and make it sound like that.

I think Deer Streets.

Deer Streets.

No, it's still not.

Keep going.

I haven't got it yet.

Go on.

Dear Streets.

Dia Streets.

They got that one as well.

So.

Right, well, let's hear the one they got.

Can I do an impression of a Jamaican fella saying Dire Streets?

Right.

Dire Streets.

It's not the same.

The first one they struggle with was

I'm going to the North East.

What are you going there for?

When you say struggled with, no one got this.

No one got it.

Come on, then?

Didn't even attempt it.

Okay, the North East.

Well, I'm going to the North East.

What are you going there for?

Seal.

S Seal?

What?

Hull.

Hull's up in the northeast.

Hull is, yeah.

See, hull, yeah.

Yeah, so I haven't gone them either.

Seal, right?

So that works.

Who's seal?

Seal.

Oh, seal.

What's that gotta do with the north, though?

Seal.

That's the way I'd say it, you know.

Okay, that's the end of the rock busters.

Unbelievable.

That's the end of the rock busters.

I can't believe we even brought you back, Rick.

Right?

I'm I'm serious.

That's the end of rockbusters.

Right, we're doing rock busters.

Yeah, come on.

Listen, Steve, do you want to do the clues?

I want to wait the clues, I've never heard of piecing together, but I'll give you the prizes.

The Old Grey Whistle Test, volume 2, Pew Market number 42, volume 2, or maybe that's volume 1, who cares?

Porridge, series 3, volume 2, The Office, complete second series on VHS, for anybody who's still got grandparents.

And U2, a best of 99 to 2000.

And Smash Hits the Reunion.

That'll be the kind of stuff you love.

Spice Girls is on their Liberty X, Atomic Kid.

Do you see that?

Do you see Steve's enthusiastic?

Even though the the competition's rubbish, the prizes are second rate.

Steve is going, well, I'm not going to punish London, right?

I'm going to dig it up.

You're there.

Do you know what I mean?

Come on.

Right, here's the first clue.

Clue one.

Come on.

Come on.

Fuck up.

Come on.

Can't do any photos because it's been nicked by a German.

Oh,

what?

Clue one.

Rockbusters, clue one.

Okay, this is Rockbusters with Kyl Pilkington.

Go!

I can't do any photos because it's been nicked by a German.

And what's the initial?

A C.

Right?

Second clue.

If you keep eating, this bit of your body will get bigger.

PC.

PC.

It's an artist or a band, who is it?

PC.

If you keep eating, this part of your body will get bigger, right?

Yeah.

And the last one I'm not really sure about.

If you...

He's actually winging it now.

Imagine if this was mastermind.

I'm not sure, man.

I know you're special subjects.

Come on!

Okay, go!

The place where you go to take your dog a walk and that.

The place where you go to take your dog a walk.

We were doing rockbusters just before the ads and the record.

Rick, I I know you were enjoying it.

Yeah, come on, get this clue out, Carl.

There's three.

What is it?

Right, the first one was...

No, no, we don't look at the first two.

We can't do any photos because it's been nicked by a German.

The second one,

if you keep eating, this bit of your body will keep getting bigger.

Yeah, it's different every time.

Go on, what's the third one?

Where you take your dogs for a walk, or you might go there on a Sunday.

What?

Sort of...

Oh, Jesus.

Right.

Just be quiet for just a moment.

Right, okay, do this clue.

Right, start from now.

This is the third blockbuster, sorry, rockbuster clue.

That was a Freudian slip.

Yeah, God.

Oh, we'll get done.

Right, go on then, go.

Where you take your dog a walk, or you might go there on a Sunday and that.

People sort of might taste that area.

Right?

Oh.

You are, it's rubbish.

AP.

Right.

Well, the other one's AP as well, right?

AP.

What?

AP.

Ricky.

at xfn.co.

AP.

A quick reminder of them again with the initials.

Quickly.

Oh, this is such rubbish.

First one, can't do any photos because it's been nicked by a German.

Second one, if you keep eating.

What's the initial?

A C.

Don't get annoyed.

That's what the game's about, the initials.

Yeah.

If you keep eating, this bit of your body will get bigger.

That's PC.

Right.

Right?

And where you take your dog, maybe on a Sunday and you go for a walk there and that, have a taste of it.

Yeah, different.

AP, AP, just email in and you win some stuff.

Ricky.javes at xfm.co.uk.

What rubbish.

I wonder why we stopped this game.

Well, I think it's probably exhausted him.

He needs to go to some kind of volcanic dust item.

I'm not talking of email correspondence.

Rockbusters.

Ricky's underway.

Have we got monkey news?

Absolutely loving that.

Let's see if we can crumb it in.

Have we got a film?

Yeah.

We should do that then.

Well, let's finish one thing and move on, because Jesus can't damn it.

All right, rockbusters.

Let's get this third one out of the way because it's tricky.

Um

when you say tricky, it's tricky to say.

The initials were AP, it was uh

Sunday.

Come on, let him finish.

Let him finish.

You take your dog there, you might go there on a Sunday.

Uh have a taste of it when you're there.

Right, that was AP.

Uh the answer.

Alex Parkes, right?

Alex

Alex Parks.

Yeah.

It kind of doesn't work, that one.

But that one doesn't work.

I know.

I know.

Do you know that one doesn't work?

Yeah.

Okay, good.

Okay, well, that's what I'm saying.

That's what I was trying to work out when you were messing around.

That's why it doesn't.

Okay, come on.

No, the other ones.

The first one was the German fella.

Can't do any photos because it's been nicked.

The German fella can't do any photos because it's been nicked.

That was

the initials were?

AC.

I've got it.

Right.

It's Aztec camera.

Yeah.

But what's that got to do with the German fella nicking it?

Because the way he'd say it, he'd be like, you know,

Aztec camera.

Say, why are you taking any pictures?

Can't.

Why?

Aztec camera.

Why is that German?

Just sounds a bit.

Why?

So, you know, that's rubbish then as well.

You know that one doesn't work, do you?

And the second one was: if you keep eating, this bit of your body will get bigger.

PC.

Yeah.

Phil, Phil Colon.

Phil Phil Phil Col Phil

It's honestly right Carl

colon

is for this but I honestly think

I I think you're quite bright, you know, I think you're quite streetwise and all that things, but I actually think

oh I've got to be so careful here not to offend people, but I think you might be

Could you maybe describe it through a sound?

Um

you might be educationally subnormal

Does that worry you?

No.

I've got, I've, you know, got by, all right, I'm not going to worry about it now.

You know what I mean?

I'm 30.

Do you know what I mean?

Why start worrying about it now?

But you've got the mind of a 12-year-old.

So what?

Sure.

Do you know what I mean?

I don't worry about stuff.

If you don't know about stuff, you don't worry about it.

Yeah.

So I'm happy.

Well, if he's educationally subnormal, I'm afraid also Matt Briggs of South East London is as well.

He gone through right now as did a number of other people.

So he's won that that stuff.

Rockbusters?

Yeah, brilliant.

Right, then this is where I give you a little cryptic clue and some initials, and it sort of makes up a band or an artist and stuff like that.

Sort of being the operative phrase in there.

Yeah.

Say we read this clue.

Yeah.

This is going to sound like Oscar Wilde.

Clue number one.

Three different clues.

Oscar Wilde's Chinese, apparently.

Yeah, it was illegal then.

Right.

Will you leave the entrance to my garden alone?

Sorry?

Will you leave the entrance to my garden garden alone?

Are we back on the gay thing, or is this

the clue?

That's the clue.

Right.

Clue for rock busters number one.

Just leave the entrance to my garden alone, will you?

Right, that doesn't count because I know what it is.

And what was-sorry, what were the initials?

What are the initials?

GG.

Correct.

Yeah, right.

But you've got to pronounce the artist correctly.

I'll pronounce the artist because I know what it is.

Don't ruin it.

No, no.

When the answer comes, I'll pronounce the artist.

Right, can we just focus, please, on the quiz?

Go.

What was the clue again?

Give it again.

Will you leave the entrance to my garden alone?

Not messing with it.

Right?

GG.

Okay.

Right?

Next.

Doesn't count.

Next.

Incorrect.

Uh, don't phone, but you can send a message on me mobile if you want.

Right?

That's T.

It's another little easy one.

And the last one.

We were sharing out the male sheep.

Well, that doesn't count either.

Can we just fuck?

Hang on.

I know what that is.

I know what that is.

I don't care.

We'll come to that later.

Yeah.

And number three.

We were sharing out the male sheep.

And I think I got the best best one.

Right?

DG.

DG.

Yeah, so quickly again, will you leave the entrance to my garden alone?

I'm not messing around with it.

Right?

GG.

Yeah.

Don't phone, but you can send us a message on my mobile if you want.

Right?

That was T.

And the last one, we were sharing out the male sheep, and I got the best one, so that's good.

Right?

DG.

Alright, Ricky.

Yeah.

Well, I think it's Rockbusters' results, isn't it?

Okay.

Alright.

Um.

Brilliant.

Do you want the prizes by the way?

Not really.

Not bothered?

No.

Right, it's some videos and DVDs and that, some good stuff.

VHS hype?

Couple.

$4.99.

Is that one of the things?

There's the weather one.

That's going to be on telly.

Donald McIntyre.

Oh, yeah.

That's in there if you want that.

Yeah.

He reckons Donald McIntyre ripped him off because he did a thing about

how much it costs to have a chimp.

cheapest chimps.

What was the other thing you think someone ripped off?

Rockbusters?

Kem Barooce on Radio 2 is doing Songs of Phrase.

He was doing that over Christmas.

One week off, he's in there.

And when he heard that Donald McIntyre was doing a programme about wind, he thought he was moving on Auntie Nora.

So the first one,

will you leave the entrance to my garden alone?

Right?

That was the cryptic clue.

The initials were GG.

Yeah.

That was...

Geroth Gates.

Gareth Gates.

Gareth Gareth.

Geroth Gates.

No, no, no, no, but it's it's Gareth Gates, isn't it?

So why would you say to someone Gareth?

Is that like a Manchester thing when you say Gareth?

Gareth Gates.

Gareth Gates.

Yeah, Gareth Gates, yeah, Gareth Gates, the bloke who came second in Popov.

Yeah, Gareth Gates.

So that's the first thing.

What's that about getting off the thing, though?

Leave my

entrance alone, though.

I don't understand what it's got to do with leaving me entrance alone.

No, no, learn the gates a bit, but what's Gareth got to do with the gates and rain?

Don't phone, but you can send me a message on my mobile if you want.

The initial was T.

Texas, right?

Just.

No, it's text.

The words text.

So you'd have to say text me.

Texas.

Text.

What do you mean?

No, text me.

What's that?

The third one was

we were sharing out the male sheep and that.

I got the best one.

DG.

Right?

We were sharing out the male sheep.

Get to it.

It doesn't work anyway.

Get to it.

What is it?

Delta Goodram.

Delta Goodram.

You were Delta Goodram.

Delta Goodram.

Alright, so who's the winner?

It's Rockbusters.

Can I just say something now before we do Rockbusters?

A lot of people sort of, they come up to me and they say, Steve, we like the show.

When are you going to get rid of Rockbusters?

It brings it down.

I'm not joking.

I'm not joking.

There's a lot of people.

Come on, let Carl speak.

Come off it.

Come off it.

What?

I know people who say, you're never going to stop that, are you?

So one of us is lying again.

Not really.

You know,

I'm talking about people who've listened to the show.

You're talking about Suzanne, your girlfriend.

Oh, Martin.

He'll be at home now with a pad, getting ready to play.

Max Freeman did say, did encourage Carl on a couple of occasions.

He even tried to get him through with the answer egg when we were doing that name in animal rounds.

Yes.

But I should just say that

people think that somehow Ricky and I are endorsing Rockbusters, that somehow by allowing it on the show, somehow we think it's good or we appreciate it.

And I need to point out that it's more like when a child comes back from school and they've done a painting.

It's crap.

Yeah.

But of course, the cat is bigger than the house.

You've got to stick it on the fridge because otherwise the kids can get upset.

In this next episode, you've got to remember: the cat is bigger than the house.

It doesn't look like anything.

The humans don't have bodies.

Their legs come straight from their heads.

Yeah.

Mummy and dumb.

Please welcome to the stage Carl Pilkington's Rockbusters.

Right?

Right, so cryptic clue, initials, and you work it out and you email in and that.

Yeah.

First one.

Don't be stealing my tools.

Take your sisters.

Alright, and the initials NK.

Don't start.

Stealing my tools, take my sisters.

Yeah, so that's like the cryptic clue, and the initials of the artist or band is NK.

Alright?

Second one.

Buy it if you want, not bothered.

Think about it.

Come back.

Right?

Come back if you want.

Start again, guys.

That last halfway through.

Right, start that second one again.

Right, well, you come back.

It's different.

Well, the first one was uh buy it if one now.

Now this one was uh yeah, well write it down, buy it, right.

Right.

Do it.

Do it.

If it's a cryptid clue, all the letters count.

Do it.

Buy it it if you want.

I'm not that bothered.

You know, think about it.

Come back.

Check some other places out first before you...

Look at the legend!

That was a crossword clue in the Times!

So

we've got no time for other clues.

Right.

So that's S C.

Right, do that clue again.

Buy it if you want.

I'm not fussed.

Fast!

Fast has made an appearance!

Fast wasn't there before!

Do the clue again.

Do the clue again!

Initials S C flat.

Do the clue again.

I don't want to do it again.

Do you haven't finished it yet?

I have, that's it.

No, do the clue again.

I can't do it again.

Do the clue again.

Buy it if you want, I'm not fussed, right?

Chop around,

come back.

It's up to you.

I'm not pushing you into anything.

It's up to you, what was that?

S S C.

S C for that one, right?

And the final one.

That's good.

I can play Tempimbo then again.

Okay, I'm not the the clue.

That's O.

O.

O.

Alright, so.

Okay, now I assume that I'm not going to bother to look, but I assume there's a jiffy bag of taps in which people can win.

Alright, well, great.

Good luck.

Ricky Dot and Carl.

Shall we have the rock busters answer?

We've got to get back to the best of winter.

Number one was: don't be stealing me tools.

Take your sisters.

The initials were NK.

That was Nick Ursaw.

Right?

Nick Ersaw?

Nick Ursaw.

80s.

I don't know.

I've never heard of that band.

Nick Kershaw.

Nick Kershaw.

Oh, yeah, Nick Kershaw, yeah.

Nick.

Sorry, what?

I don't understand it.

Nick.

How does Nick Kershaw say?

No, no, don't move on.

Nick Ursaw.

What's Nick Ursaw?

Jesus.

Alright.

It doesn't count.

But let's just leave it behind us, alright?

Second one was bite if you want.

You know, not bothered.

You can think about it.

Come back, have a look around, think it over.

I'm not forced.

The initials were SC.

That was soft sell.

Right?

That works.

Yeah?

Well done.

That works.

And that's good.

I can play something bowling again.

That's O.

That's outcast.

Alright.

What?

What does that mean?

Outcast?

You broke your arm.

Right?

Got behind.

That's ridiculous.

That's ludicrous.

I mean, that's ridiculous.

You broke your arm, you were in a cast, you've got rid of the cast, you're outcast.

Did anyone get that?

Yeah.

I mean, I am stunned.

I think, to be fair, that was because how many bands begin begin with O?

Yeah.

I think that's why people got it.

Exactly.

But they were guesses, yeah.

I could probably make Oasis work if I tried hard enough.

Who's done that?

Oh, pardon me.

So, uh, outcome.

That's ridiculous.

Why is it ridiculous?

But it's worth it.

Worse than that.

I remember when I did my aristing, then it fixed.

I went temping bowling.

What did you write?

So it's what you did.

Brilliant.

So next week's quiz is what am I I thinking?

You're an idiot, Carl.

Player Rick.

Yeah,

I sort of feel like, you know, one thing we've never done, Rick is we've never pandered to people.

But as it's the last show,

we've got to give the audience what they want.

Right, what's this?

Well, yeah, and I was going to say things they don't want as well.

You know, well, just basically to keep a smile on Carl's face.

I say a smile, a sort of not quite a scowl.

Yeah, he never really smiles.

So yeah, it's just brilliant as a chance for him to have a go.

It's like, you know, you indulge an annoying child.

The The only time Carl laughs is for no apparent reason.

Yeah.

What do you think like...

What do you mean?

Well, sometimes you go,

I know you'll be thinking of what a monkey could do.

Yeah, it's like people who've had electroshock.

Yeah!

It's such a tied down biting on something, biting on a big leather pad.

Let me just tell you briefly what the prizes are.

Let me tell you, let me know.

There's a number of mediocre C Ds and D V D's.

That is real title.

Mainly, what about this?

It's the Lord of the Rings Collector's Edition.

Or the movies, you're thinking.

No, it's the Radio 4 adaptation.

It's only 14 hours long, Rick.

Oh, that is...

Throw that away.

Pop that in the bin.

Either pop it in the bin or send it to some poor bastard who wins this quiz.

If you're willing to take part in the quiz, you deserve 14 hours if you're wasted with that Tolkien tripe.

Right.

Yeah, what are the clues then, Carl?

Right, as always, just, you know, cryptic clues and initials of a band or an artist.

artist, work it out,

win the stuff.

Email only.

Yeah, rookie.javaise at xfm.co.uk.

First clue is as follows.

The Jamaican fellow wrote a review for

Carl Java.

He's back.

It's Jamaican fella.

It's the last show the little Jamaican fellows made an appearance.

This normally suggests that you need to think of the answer in a Jamaican accent.

Yeah.

Or not.

Yeah.

Or not.

Yeah,

or an accent.

Or pronounce the word slightly differently.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, go on.

The Jamaican fellow wrote a review for Phoenix Nights.

Alright?

Yeah.

D.

C.

D.

C.

D.

Derrick.

Yeah.

D.

C.

The Jamaican Fellow wrote a review for Phoenix Nights.

That's the first one.

Um, second one, it's three of them.

Second one is uh

we should all vote for Paul Daniels, David Blaine, Copperfield, the Great Soprendo, Tommy Cooper, and Derren Brown.

We should all vote for them.

Why is that?

What was

I just got the first one?

ES.

ES.

ES.

Okay.

And the last one, um,

Steve, what did your dad do?

Steve, what did my dad do?

What did your dad do?

Is that the question or you're asking me?

Well, Ricky, what did your dad do?

It can work on anyone.

What did your dad do?

Alright.

Right?

That's E.

Right?

What does your dad do?

Quickly, again, the Jamaican fellow wrote a review for Phoenix Nights.

Right?

D.C.

Second one.

We we should all vote for Paul Daniels, David Blaine, Carl Field Greater Brown.

No, but that's important.

ES, and the last one, you know, Steve, what did your dad do?

Right?

The initial E.

Ricky Dodge of these at X.

So it's a disappointing.

Right.

First clue was

Jamaican fellow wrote a review for Phoenix Nights.

Yeah.

That was the cryptic clue.

The initials were DC.

What is it?

Come on, no, you tell me.

It's

Define Comedy.

Alright?

Define Comedy.

It's a Divine Comedy.

Alright?

What is that?

Just do the action again.

Do the action again.

It's just Divine Comedy.

That's the one.

Let's do it again.

No, you're going to do it again.

You've got the answer.

It doesn't matter.

Let's move on.

Second one.

We should all vote for Paul Daniels, David Blaine, Copperfield, Great Soprendo, Tommy Cooper, and Darren Brown.

Why is that?

ES with the initials.

Go on.

Elect, trick six.

Right?

What?

Elek.

Elek.

Trick six.

It works, so don't say it like that.

I don't know what it means.

Right, well there's six people there who do tricks and that.

Right?

I'm saying we should vote for them, so you elect them.

Yeah, but you said elek.

Yeah, elect, elect, elect, trick six.

No, elek, though.

Elect's not a word, is it?

And the last one, uh.

Steve?

You mean Alec, do you?

It's not Alec Park.

You're not trying to do Alec Park, he won.

The third one, Steve, what did your dad do?

I don't know.

That was E.

Could work for anyone.

It didn't have to be Steve.

That was Erasure.

Right?

Erasure.

Erasure.

No, it doesn't work either.

It doesn't work.

No, it doesn't work.

It doesn't work.

He was the winner.

None of them work.

None of them work.

Another pile of crap

for the mind of little

stupid.

You should explain briefly what the concept is, Carl, because there might be a few new listeners.

It's blockbusters.

Right, go on then.

Well, it's not blockbusters.

No, because they were real clues, weren't they?

Yeah, that was actually.

He says they're a cryptic clue.

It's not cryptic.

It's like, what am I thinking?

This competition is like, what number am I thinking of?

Rick, just come down for a second.

Let me explain basically what the concept is.

You'll remember some of the greats from the past.

Basically, you give some vague clue, is that right, Carl?

And from that, we're supposed to deduct which band or artist you're thinking of.

So, for instance, there was one.

Well, there was one, the West Indian fella spinning a fish round his head, and that was Detroit spinners.

The Trout Spinners, Detroit Spinner,

yeah.

There was also what happens if you fall over into a puddle in Texas, wet knee Houston, wet knife.

Yes, that is the level of Carl's

quirky.

Can I just say there's no irony in this?

Carl doesn't think this is quirky or kitsch or ironic.

He thinks these could go on the Guardian crossword.

Yeah.

Right, okay.

Which is the best I've even come up with.

Yeah.

Right, so

there's three of them.

Right.

I give you the cryptic clue.

long

and I give you some initials of the band or the artists or whatever, to help you along as well.

Three of them.

This is on the text only, we don't want emails on this one, just it's the one that gets the highest or the first one to get three.

The first email with three or the first one that is the the highest.

So if no one gets a third one, which I wouldn't blame you for, so if there's like thirty people that get two, it's the first email that comes in that we pick and that they win a handful of tat which we've got to go through.

I'll search out the tat in a second, I'm not sure it is, yeah.

There's some DVDs and stuff there, it's not bad, yeah.

But it means you go forward to the grand final in six weeks' time when you're playing for all that amazing stuff Ricky's got.

We've got the signed, uh, genuine, exclusive drawing of Homer Simpson done by Matt Groening, um, featuring references to Carl.

We've got the signed spinal tat poster.

This is big stuff you can't get anywhere else.

It's a rare um American poster signed by the family.

And it's such a shame that your only chance of winning it is with this inane quiz.

Absolutely.

It's not down to skill or anything.

It's just such a shame that it's.

Let's do it then.

Go on in.

Right, the first one.

Go on.

What you've got to remember is it's a band or an artist, that XFM player as well.

Right then, so the first one.

Oh, yeah, because X-Fen players are detroit spillers and Whitney Houston all the time, don't they?

Alright, these three.

Okay.

These are X-Fen bands.

Okay.

If you got like a bulb.

Oh, Jesus.

I just just...

You know the thing about the cryptic clue is that every syllable counts.

He says it's different.

Every time he says it, there'll be somewhat different.

Look, go on then.

Right, so if you get a bulb, right?

A bulb, what?

A bulb.

A bulb.

What's a bulb?

What's a bulb?

Like a.

A light bulb.

A light bulb.

Oh, a light bulb.

You get a bulb.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Go on.

He's gone.

Right, go on.

So you get a bulb.

A bulb.

Have you got something in your throat?

What are we doing?

Do you need a gobstopper?

What are you doing?

You want to play a song then?

No, come on.

So the cryptic clue is, so if you get a bulb.

Right.

So

that's the beginning.

Okay, great.

Right.

Right.

If you get a bulb.

So then, right, if you get a bulb, like.

Go on.

And you look after it.

Right.

You look after that bulb.

And you teach it stuff.

Jesus Christ.

What are you doing there?

See what I mean?

This is extraordinary.

This is extraordinary.

Imagine that written down in the telegraph.

18 months to get that.

But imagine it, that's not that's not a clue, that's an essay.

I don't know what it is.

It's a conversation with yourself.

You can get a light bulb, a bulb like you plant in the garden.

What kind of bulb does he mean?

Yeah.

It doesn't really matter.

Oh, okay.

You get a bulb.

Well, remember that, it doesn't matter.

Okay, it doesn't matter.

It does, but I can't say too much.

Right, so listen, let me just say it again.

You get a bulb, right?

When it's young, you look after that bulb.

You teach it stuff and what have you.

What have you done there?

What's gone on?

William!

And what are the initials of the band?

R.

Right?

R.

R for rabbit.

Right?

So what's the band there?

Second one.

Jesus.

People have a problem doing this

when they get home from like a night out drinking.

Right?

What's the problem they've got?

Right?

The initial K.

What's the band?

Right?

People get in from having a night out, they'll have a problem doing this.

What is it?

What's the problem?

Okay.

And clue number three?

I had a vision of that Chinese flu.

Right?

That's C.

I had a vision of that Chinese flu.

You had a vision of that Chinese flu.

C.

Right, so three bands there.

Three uh cryptic clues.

Not really.

Text in.

83XFM.

Just send the three

band names, that'll do, won't it?

Can they do a website as well?

If they want, they can email in.

Well, tell them what it is.

Yeah, ricky.vase at xfm.co.uk.

Just send it in there.

Give them again quickly then, Carl.

Right then.

So get a bulb when it's young and that.

Look Look at that.

Brilliant, different, totally different.

Teach it stuff and all that.

R, R, what's the band?

The second one, people have a problem doing this when they get home late at night.

You know, they've been out drinking and that.

They get home.

What problem are you going to have?

K is the initial.

Third one, I had a vision of that Chinese flu.

What do I mean?

Brilliant.

C, C is the initial.

Abomination.

Go on, give us the clue.

I haven't got an idea.

Go on, give me the clue then, again.

Right, well, do you you want to say the winner is or?

No, let's let's uh let's hear the answer.

First clue was uh if you get a bulb when it's young, you look after it and that, you teach it stuff.

Yeah.

What's going on there?

Go on.

The initial was R.

Yeah.

Right, that was that was raise a light.

Alright?

Raise a light, you raise a light.

Razor light, okay.

Kind of works.

Yeah, what sort of bulb it was it?

Very short.

People have a problem doing this when they get home from a night out drinking.

Yeah.

What's the problem they're having?

They have a problem getting the key in.

Getting the key in in, that key in, keen, keen.

That's the.

That's awful.

That doesn't count.

Key in.

It's keen.

It's keen.

This one's awful.

That's awful, awful.

I had a vision of that Chinese flu.

The initial there was C, that was Caesar's.

C

SARS.

C-SARS, Caesars.

They managed to get that as well, Essex.

I love the fact that even Enos, they managed to get that as well.

Did anyone get all three?

Yeah, a few people.

That's terrible.

Okay, the first one.

I don't know what it says about XFM and its listeners that people are are getting these answers from.

I know.

Go on, Anne.

I mean, horrific.

But we're rockbustering now.

Should we do it now?

Sale now.

Okay, great.

You should just remind people, Rick, particularly if they're trapped in Antarctica for the next

what this game is.

Well, this is

Blockbusters, just totally ripped off, and the clues are bands and artists.

Carl says they're cryptic clues.

They're not cryptic clues.

They're more like what word am I thinking of?

They're tenuous.

Some of them don't work at all.

So it's really, are you in tune with a shaved monkey?

I mean, it's nearly embarrassing to get the clue.

I pride myself on that I don't really get them and I'm sort of proud of that because you shouldn't.

But anyway, I think I've given it a big sell.

Now you do win tap today, but the big prize is going forward to be in the draw in five weeks' time when there's a signed Homer that I've got Matt Graining to draw.

If you go to mickeyteraise.com, you can see him drawing it.

It's an original.

Well, if they want to see it, they can go to xln.gov.uk slash Ricky.

And it's actually, just click on it, you can have a look at it.

Oh, you see all the pictures there, can't you?

There's also a signed Nigel Tufnell poster and us three as Flanimals.

But there's a little actually video clip I was on RickyDeraze.com.

You can actually see Matt Groening

drawing it.

So those prizes are the ones that the big prizes you can win in five weeks' time when if you get to the grand final.

In the meantime, it's the usual selection of mediocre gifts which will be given away.

First up, we've got the

mediocre John Travolta film Ladder 49, which I think barely made it into cinemas over here.

Oh,

and we're giving that away.

We're giving that away.

Brilliant.

On DVD, the TV series Grumpy Old Men, which I think is repeated every single night on BBC Two.

Oh!

And that's pretty as well, is it?

Yeah, oh, that's very cool.

We've got the complete third series of alias, great gift, only if you've seen the previous two seasons.

So

I don't know, possibly.

Fredson Saunders at the movies, a collection of all their hilarious movie spoofs, again on television, I think, every Friday.

And the TV series, Operation Good Guys, you know, fine series, but you could see that on UK Gold most nights.

So, once again, an excellent series.

But if you win all those and take them straight down to Reconnect Tape Exchange, you will be able to get two albums that you actually like.

That's exactly right.

So,

people send us then, so they sort of get bigged up on the radio, so that's done.

We don't want to

do without that.

Angry.

So, anyway, then three clues.

Hang on, let's play the jingle.

No, I haven't got one.

Do you have a jingle for Rockbusters?

No.

Did one quickly, no.

Okay.

Rockbusters?

Brilliant.

Alright, so we've got three of them.

Cryptic clue and the initials.

The band.

It could be a band or an artist.

We've done all that, haven't we?

Alright, first one.

The fella.

Oh, fuck.

Let his wife know how he got the bruise on his leg.

Right?

Give us that again.

The fella let his wife know how he got the bruise on the leg.

He got a little bruise.

Hey, I was.

Imagine that in the Times crossword.

You read it again, it's slightly different.

Every time I look back at this crossword, it's slightly different.

All the words change.

It can't be cryptic.

The initials there, C-L, right?

C-L.

Fella got a bruise on his leg.

He let his wife know how you got it.

What's going on?

All the mattering.

And what's the next

clue?

Second one.

That

potter lad had a lot of bottle doing all that stuff with the wizards and that.

He had a lot of bottle playing with the wizards and that.

What's all that about?

I love it!

He was there, what's all that about?

TB there, band or artist, the initials TB, that potter lads, he's got a lot of bottle doing all that stuff with the wizards.

And the third one,

the Buddhists won't be able to get in their temple without these.

What do they need?

The Buddhists won't be able to get in their temple without these.

The initials TM.

83936 is the text number.

We don't want to receive emails from this because we can't be bothered.

So just a quick text.

Make sure you include all three answers.

We're not interested in this.

You need to get all three.

But the winner may only get two, but

it's the first one with the most right answers.

And if he wins all those DVDs, ANS is a box set, to be fair.

That's a pretty good price, that's it.

Well,

you could get

two CDs when you take that down to record tape exchange.

And you don't need to see the first two CDs because you won't know what's happening anyway.

Oh, okay, fine.

I'm excited to think that there's some people now in Antarctica just scrabbling around to get a pen, just trying to figure them out.

They'll probably stew on that for the next

two months.

Here's the answers.

Give us the clue again, quickly.

Alright, so the first one was

the fella let his wife know how he got the bruise on his legs.

Go on.

That was

Courtney Elove.

Courtney Elove.

So that's Courtney Love.

one's the first one, CL.

So that one's fine.

The second one,

that Potter.

What am I doing?

Letting that on.

Just let it go.

Just let it go.

Am I just letting that go?

Annoyingly, we haven't got time to take issue with that.

That potter lad,

he's got a lot of bottle on here doing all that stuff with the wizards and that.

Go on.

That's Brave Harry.

Yeah, the Bravery.

Bravery, current sort of XFN band, The Bravery.

Brave Harry, that works as well.

No, it doesn't.

And the last one?

No, it doesn't.

No, no, it doesn't work.

The Buddhists

won't be able to get in their temple without these.

Doesn't work.

Brave Harry.

Brave Harry.

It doesn't work.

Brave Harry.

The Brave Harry.

Buddhists won't be able to get in their temple without these.

TM.

Yes.

The monk keys.

So

who got all them?

The monk keys?

Who got all them like...

Which band are called the monk keys?

The monkeys.

Oh, the monkeys.

Yeah, the monkeys.

Alright, so who's the winner this week?

The winner of this week is Gina.

We're letting that go, yeah?

Gina.

Let's get rockbusters rolling.

I should just, um, if people aren't familiar with rock busters, then someone has actually sent me one of their own to test Carl.

They've used, I think, the same principle that Carl has, which is utterly random.

Yeah.

As you said before, really just trying to think of something that he might be thinking of.

So I'm going to, I mean, she's done it quite coherently, but I'm wondering if I should sort of say it more as Carl might say it, you know, just slightly less coherent.

Yeah, slightly less coherent.

So, Carl, this is one for you, alright?

You know, it's Sunday morning.

You know, I'm just,

you know, I'm in bed, but a lot of sleep.

You know, but like Holly Oaks is on, the omnibus, I'm just watching that, you know.

I go and make a lovely cup of tea, you know, in the bed with Suzanne, aren't I having a cup of tea?

What's going on there?

Just watching Italian that, but hang on.

I haven't got anything to dunk in me, uh, in my tea.

I haven't got anything to dunk in my tea, have I?

You know what I mean?

I haven't got anything to dunk in there.

I'm just having, you know.

What am I doing?

Is it L V?

It's L R.

Oh.

L R.

So.

Have a think about that one, Carl.

I think I know it.

Do you?

Go for it.

Go on.

Is it Lionel Rich Ritchie?

It is Lionel Richie.

What's your logic?

Sort of lying in, lying ill, and it's like...

No rich tea.

No rich tea.

Yeah.

No biscuits, no rich tea.

Lying, no rich tea.

Lionel rich tea.

Lionel richie.

It works.

It was just as camera as Lionel.

We've done one a little bit like it.

There's nothing wrong with that.

I cannot believe you got it.

That's a toast.

I cannot believe you got it.

I might not have got it without the initials, but that's why we chuck them in, just to help you along.

We've got three of them.

Oh, by the way, don't bother calling in Kate Bush because Carl doesn't want to answer the phones.

He says Kate Bush is not going to call, so it's all going to be nutter.

So we apologise.

He's got one thing to do.

He didn't even get the sound right because someone's complaining about they couldn't hear Steve.

He's got to do monkey news, which is always twaddle, and he won't even answer the phones now.

So

I don't know where he gets paid.

He takes off Mondays because he works Saturdays.

He gets paid for Saturdays.

He takes five weeks' holiday a year.

Not off Mondays.

And he moans.

Not off Mondays.

Wow.

Right,

what have you got for us?

Right then, the first one.

There's a vehicle that sells kebabs.

Right?

There's a vehicle that sells kebabs.

Initial D.

Right?

D.

Great.

Right, have you worked that one out?

Of course I haven't.

Right, the second one.

You're asked if you want that bit of the egg.

You are.

You're asked if you you want that bit of the egg.

You think about it, but we sort of decide against it.

And again.

What's going on there?

You're asked if you want that bit of the egg.

You think about it, but you go, nah, I don't go against it.

I've got it.

Is the initials W O or Y O?

Yeah.

Got it.

Right, so.

Okay.

That one works.

No, it doesn't.

No, it doesn't.

No, it doesn't.

And the last one, I don't think this burger will catch on.

I don't think this burger will catch on.

Yeah, and the letter there is M.

So you just text or email in

with the answers and win some stuff.

What have we got?

We've got some prizes.

We've got another box set of the League of Gentlemen.

This is instant gratification, but you go into a draw for something bigger.

So, what have we got today?

Yeah, well, today, this is what you're taking home today.

You've got the League of Gentlemen, the complete collection on DVD.

That's worth having, definitely.

We've got Catarik, which is the current Vic and Bolf show on Boopsy 2, which is good.

The Aviator,

the award-winning Leonardo Caprio Markets Course AZ Biopic, and once again, Ladder 49.

We're giving that work in, aren't we?

Yeah, yeah, apparently got to.

Can we get a job like this?

We've got loads of them.

Excellent.

Email in if you just want a copy of Ladder 49.

I'm sure we can dig well there for you.

Yeah, yeah.

Or phone in, because Carl does not answer the phone.

But it's what they've been waiting for, it's the Rockbusters answers.

That's right.

Alright.

Okay, give us the clue, give us the answer.

Right then.

First one.

Have we asked?

Because we haven't got long for monkey news.

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry about it.

First one.

There's a vehicle over there that's changed selling kebabs.

Oh, it's changed.

Go on.

Initial D.

Yeah, where is it?

That was Donovan.

Donovan.

Okay, alright, yeah, okay.

Yeah.

Good.

I'll give you that.

I'll give you that.

Yeah.

That's a real clue.

Well, they got it, like they always do, so there are always real clues.

Second one, you're asked if you want that bit of the egg, right?

You think about it.

Then you decide against it.

I think I know this one.

What was the initial again?

Y-O.

is this um uh uh John Lennon's um wife, Yoke Ono?

Yeah, that's her.

I think that was her name.

Yoke Ono, wasn't it?

Yes, Yoko No.

Yoko no.

No, no, no.

I've got it wrong.

You're thinking about it.

You're asked if you want a bit of the egg.

Yo, yoke.

You think about it.

Oh.

Ono.

Oh, so you say it's what?

You stuck her.

So it's

Yoke Ono.

No, her name's Yoko Ono, though.

Yeah, Yoko Ono.

Listen to the clue again.

Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

So what you say is, do you want this bit of the egg?

You look at the other bit, no.

Yoke, oh, oh no, yo-co, oh no, yo-go, oh no, yo-go, no, no, oh, yoke, yeah, got on brilliant, yeah, okay, yeah, yo-co, no, yeah, gotta,

yeah, yeah.

And the last one was uh,

I don't think this burger will catch on.

That was uh initial M.

Yeah, Mac fly,

right?

So there's your three clues.

It won't catch on.

Well, who'd want to eat that?

You know what I mean?

It's like a Mac burger or whatever.

Mac, Mac chicken, Mac fly.

Don't want one.

Put it back.

I'll have a chicken.

Right?

So

who's got the three then?

Well, well done to Ian Schillam.

The answer goes got all those answers right amazingly.

He wins all those great prizes, including.

It's time for Rockbusters, the quiz that no one looks forward to.

And we've got, as usual, the bunch of CDs, DVDs, I should say, which is...

Just tell me we have got another copy copy of Ladder 49.

Ladder 49's right here.

That's in the mix, yeah.

How many did they send you?

Hoacking VNIX, John Travolta, Ladder 49.

The movie that no one's seen.

Yeah, I've never met anybody who's seen it, but it's owned by every single XFM listener.

Exactly.

Also in the mix, as I said before, we've got Priscilla Queen of the Desert,

which

if you haven't seen it on telly, I'd be very surprised.

French and Saunders at the movie, the best of all, the French and Saunders movie spoofs, which is, I think, on TV every single night.

It's a very gay giveaway, so far.

This is Levin 49, the people in uniform.

You've got Queen of the Desert and French and Tournaments.

The gays love that.

And you know how I'm much a fellow of Chevy Chase.

You know I love Chevy Chase.

Well, we've also got here National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 2, which doesn't feature Chevy Chase.

It was so bad, even Chevy wouldn't agree to be in it.

So instead, Randy Quaid, who plays Cousin Eddie, it's him.

And on the background notice, it says special appearance by Eric Idol.

Brilliant.

I mean, let's be honest, if a film's got a special appearance by Eric Idol,

it's probably not classic, is it?

Do you want to do always walk on the

prize over life?

Anyway, that's just some of the DVDs which you can win.

Obviously, the real reason you should enter is because you go forward to this big prize draw, which is in our last show, where you can win some actual quality.

Yeah, a signed Matt Groening drawing, and if you can see him drawing that on rookiejavais.com, it's totally genuine.

It's there, him actually drawing it in front of your very eyes.

Also,

us made as flanimels

and a signed

poster uh by Nigel Tufnall Christopher guest so proper good prizes yeah

this is uh I think it should be the last one to get into it maybe next week the four that we've got get down to two maybe and then we get them on the line in the last what do you think well I'm gonna say I wish we'd thought it through

I don't know about you but I wish we'd thought this through Chris Campbelling if you've got any ideas to how this show could have run see we should have we should have scripted this what we said we just said the go in a drawer didn't we did we haven't thought it through though we can't keep swapping and changing well we haven't done it we've We can do what we want, yeah.

You know how many baftas we've won?

We can do exactly what we want.

High five.

Well, listen.

Let's get down to the business though.

Let's explain briefly what this quiz is for those that have only just started listening to the show.

It's basically blockbusters.

Well, you say that, Rick, but it's not, is it?

I mean, that blockbusters make sense.

Yeah, well, there's this thing.

Carl thinks this is a cryptic clue going right.

A fella is walking along, and oh, look, there's the fish.

What does that mean?

Deep trout, sinners.

Some of them are hard because they've dug it.

Some of them are hard because they don't make sense.

No, but they've dug them all out because they're going to put them all on the website for people to play along with.

And they came to me for the answers.

And some of them are pretty tricky.

I couldn't answer them.

So I love that.

Anyway, the only man that can outwit himself.

Right.

So the first one then, here we go.

Why don't you borrow some land off Mr.

Boardman or Mr.

Laurel or Mr.

Fletcher?

Alright?

Why don't you borrow a little bit of land?

I was changed already.

Already changed.

Already changed.

Mr.

Boardman.

Well, no, they do it again and do it exactly the same each time.

Do it again.

Why don't you borrow some land off Mr.

Boardman or Mr.

Laurel or Mr.

Fletcher if you need a bit of it?

What's changed?

Okay, and what's the initials?

Right, L S.

L S.

L S.

That's a band or an artist.

Who am I talking about?

Second one.

Sorry, he's got a sweet in his mouth.

I'm going to annoy those

seabirds over there.

I'm going to annoy those seabirds over there.

Well, just those seabirds, it doesn't matter where they are.

I'm going to annoy them seabirds.

I think what he's talking about anywhere, Steve.

Honestly.

B.

B is the initial.

I love the fact that he was fascinated by the strangest village in Britain.

But the stories he's told us about where he comes from, there's him going around with two fellas with big heads, webbed feet, a little pigeon-chested bloke, him on his grifter with Maggie pecking at him, his dad in the telephone box nicking groceries, and a the horse in the house next door.

I mean, how strange was his upbringing?

And him hanging from his satchel.

Unbelievable.

There's another woman who are remembered.

Actually, I'll tell you later.

Go on, what?

I'll tell you later about another woman who are remembered.

What is this?

Give us a teaser.

It's just a woman who rode around on a three-wheeled bike with her husband in a basket.

And the final

teasers like that.

It's ahead of a funeral service.

Listen.

Right, the final clue.

What the scouse fella said to the robber who he found in his house next to his vineyard.

Oh, Jesus.

Right, so what the scouse fella said, this is going to be a pronunciation thing.

To the robber he found in his house.

Oh, God.

I've lost the will to live.

I want to get in that woman's basket.

I'm the three we'll just be driven round the nation's life.

The initials there, A-E-W.

A-E-W.

Who is it?

Give us the clues, give us the answers.

Right, the first one was: why don't you borrow a little bit of land off Mr.

Boardman, Mr.

Laurel, or Mr.

Fletcher?

Right, what am I getting at there?

The initials were LS, right?

Lease, lease, a Stan's field.

Right, because you're borrowing it, that's leasing it.

It's Stan, Stan Boardman, Stan Laurel.

And

it's a field in that, innit?

Second one,

I'm gonna annoy those seabirds.

That was B.

What are you doing when you're annoying a bird?

You're bugging it.

What's a seabird?

A gull.

Buggle.

Buggles.

Right?

Bug gulls.

I don't know where to start, mate.

Right, don't worry about it.

Don't worry about that.

I don't know where to start.

If we had more time,

I'd throw him out of the window.

Right.

What the scouse fella said to the robber he found in his house next to his vineyard.

Go on.

That was AW.

That was A, my winehouse.

Right?

A, A, A, Mi Winehouse.

What?

A, A, Mi Winehouse.

What was my winehouse?

It's a vineyard, and there's a cottage in in the vineyard, so that's what I'm saying.

That was where I was saying.

No, what's the clue again?

Yeah, but what do you mean,

why is he saying, why is it a robber?

Because the robber's getting in and he's sort of saying A.

But what's the robber got to do with it?

Why is it just a normal clue?

I'd say why is he saying A, my Winehouse?

Why is he saying that?

So you're saying to him, A, get out, Cameron.

No, no, no, no, no.

Sorry, her name isn't A.

Get Alby Winehouse.

Her name is.

No, her name isn't A.

Get Almy Winehouse.

Kevin Thompson got them all.

Are we going to get Rockbustered out the way quickly?

Go on, clue then.

Give us a do this, because it's not going to take long, is it?

Right then.

So,

three clues and that.

Yeah.

Initials of abandoned artist.

Yeah.

Can win some stuff.

Steve can go through the load of 49 better be in there.

Oh, look at this quickly.

There's another 49.

You can get on with those clues and I'll tell you what's happening.

And this is the last time.

The winner of this.

No, we'll do that again next week.

Oh, is it?

And then there'll be six people, and we just draw someone out of a hat to win the sign homer,

the Nigel Tafnall, and Us as Flannels.

Right, you're ready.

They've got great prizes.

They've got Alias, they've got.

They have.

They've got Alias, they've got the Aliator, a Batman cartoon series, M.

Night Shaliman's The Village, atrocious film.

And Ladder 49, there it is.

Brilliant, it's in there.

Hoacking Phoenix, John Travolta.

Their greatest challenge lies in rescuing one of their own.

Brilliant.

Go on, Carl.

Right, the first one then.

When I'm ill, I throw up horse food.

When I'm ill, I throw up horse food.

How can that work?

What's going on there?

The initials there, IH.

Right?

It's a band or an artist or a singer.

Something like that.

IH, they're the initials, the clue.

I've got it.

When I'm ill, I throw up horse food.

Right?

I've got it.

Right then, don't say anything.

Work's done it.

No.

Second one,

that garden tool, it's not yours.

What are you doing with it?

Right?

Yeah.

That garden tool you're messing about with is not yours.

Give it back.

What's that?

N D

N D.

Right?

Artist or a band.

What's going on there?

Third one.

That male sheep sounds fed up.

Why is he fed up?

T-R.

T-R is the initials.

That male sheep sounds fed up.

What's going on?

If you know the answers to them three,

email in.

You got a winner.

No, I don't even know the answers to it.

Alright, the first one.

Alright, I just got the plastic cut.

Right, the first one was: when I'm ill,

I throw up horse food.

That's the clue.

The initials were IH.

I got this one.

And

that was ISIC Hayes, because when you're ill, you're sick.

What do horses eat?

They eat, hey, I sick Hayes.

Isaac Hayes is the answer.

They got that.

Second one, that garden tool.

That garden tool you've got, it's not yours.

What are you doing with it?

N D.

That was different.

That was a

what's a garden tool?

A rake.

If it's not yours, what have you done?

You've nicked it.

You've nicked.

Nick Drake.

You've nicked that rake.

Nick Drake.

Nick Rake.

So that's N D.

So you've got that.

The third one, that male sheep sounds well fed up.

Go on.

What's up with it?

That was TR.

That was

that Ram.

Ram.

That's a Ram.

That's a male sheep.

It's fed up.

It's moaning.

Ram.

Moans.

Ramones.

The Ramones.

So they've got that as well.

There's a number of cracking DVDs as ever on Rockbusters.

We've got the Life Aquatic, Bill Murray.

We've got got Howard and Kumar Get the Munches, Hilarious Stoner Comedy, and Batman the Animated Series.

And Ladder 49, there is

Phoenix of Walter.

If you're interested, if you've ever seen Ladder 49 and you can give us a quick text review on AE3XM Home, I'll be interested to know if it's if it's a majority of the marketing.

Well we're giving away one a week for the last six weeks.

Well we've got it done then, let's do Rockbusters for the last time you can win those amazing prizes.

Alright.

Um as always just a little cryptic clue.

Some initials of a band or an artist.

Work it out, emailing or texting, not saying it.

Right, the first one.

Richard's kid

cuts hair for a living.

Richard's kid cuts hair for a living.

Initials, B D.

Right?

D, D.

Richard's kid cuts hair for a living.

Second one.

I have a problem saying the French word for well.

I think that's

the right word, anyway.

I have a problem saying the French word for well.

So what's that?

That initial letter is K.

Bando artist.

And then the third one, you take eight kebabs, two kebabs, fifty-seven kebabs, times it by twenty-seven kebabs.

The fella is struggling to work it out.

What's that?

What's going on there?

That's a good question.

DS.

DS is the answer there.

Eight kebabs, two kebabs.

I've got it.

57 kebabs times it 27 or what have you.

Fellas struggling working it out.

What have you got?

Yeah, I've got that one.

DS.

So just email in.

Wrap it up.

I think we've got to do the

Rockbusters winner and give someone those lovely prizes.

Monkey news, then we're out of here.

We'll maybe come back.

Maybe do some Christmas specials.

I don't want to make any promises.

Right then.

First one.

First one was uh Richard's kids, uh he cuts hair for a living.

Yeah, what was that?

That was uh

well, try and work it out now.

It's no point.

Dick's son, yeah, he was a barber.

Bar Bar Barbara Dixon, right?

Dixon.

Dixon, well, again,

Barbara Dixon.

Second no.

He never did.

I have a problem saying the French word for well.

What's the what's the the French word for well?

Boh, that's good.

What?

Yeah, that's that's good then.

Well no, what?

Yeah.

Yeah, alright.

I have a problem saying it, so I ca I can't say it.

I can't say BN.

I can't say can't say BN, can't say

cashabian, right?

So they managed to write that one out.

Can't say

worse, that.

Can't say BN.

Can't say Bian.

Can't say Bien is not it's doesn't

have a word.

That's terrible.

Eight kebabs two kebabs plus fifty seven kebabs times twenty seven kebabs this fellow is struggling working it out what's what's the answer there DS right

a Donna sum uh right so he's he's struggling working it out isn't uh it's a donor sum donna summer um right so he got that right as well so what was the answer Donna Summer Donna Summer yeah Donna Summer Donna Summer Donna Summer so uh just pick just

pick one we went out on a high.

That was shocking.

What about

this?

It should be a joy, Carl.

Yeah, well, I do.

I treat her all year round.

How do you treat her all year round?

We know you got through two boxes of condoms, but that to me isn't the treat.

Waking up next to you every day.

Well, listen, what are we doing?

This quiz.

Right, Robusters.

And we should explain what Rockbusters is.

Don't be fooled.

It has no association with the popular TV show Blockbusters.

Although he's just ripped off the bus.

He's ripped off the name, but I don't want to say the quiz is anything.

Like that quiz actually had a format.

I don't know what this is.

I know.

We should give it.

Basically, Carl,

I was just thinking about it.

You describe what you explain so I can't even do it.

It's just like a cryptic.

No, it's not cryptic.

Because a cryptic clue actually makes sense every part of it.

You might as well call this what band am I thinking of?

Yeah,

I think it's a good idea.

Well, what I do is let's sum it up in an easy way, right?

I give you some initials of an artist or a band.

Yeah, they play on Radio 2.

If you listen to Radio 2 a lot, you'll know the sort of songs we play.

Big, good songs, right?

And what I do, I give you like a little description, like a cryptic clue clue

about that about that band.

So say like if I said um

uh if I gave you the initials WH, sure, yeah, this isn't this this is a yeah, classic Rockbusters clue, right?

WH are the initials of the artist of the band, right?

And then, like,

you say, right, I was in Texas, right, having a wanderer about, I was over there on holiday.

Yeah, this is the best thing.

Think of this how long a clue is.

Imagine there's a very old run.

Yeah, right, but but so I was in Texas and that, and um it had been raining, I fell over, right?

Landed, sort of,

landed on

my leg, right?

Yeah.

So that's the clue.

And then I say WH.

Right.

And the answer would be.

That would be like wet knee in Houston, right?

Wet knee Houston.

There's no artist called Wet Knee Houston.

Whitney Houston.

No, don't try and make wet sound like Wet.

No, but I'm just saying that's well.

No, no, no, no, no, no, people got it.

Who's Whetney Houston?

Who's Wet Key Houston?

I forget that one.

Here's another one, right?

This is what you're dealing with, but this is extraordinary.

This is what you're dealing with.

No, right,

here's another one then, a bit easier, right?

Right.

The initials.

No, no, no, don't make it easier, make it work.

Right, okay, cool.

The initials N D, N D, right?

And the clear would be something like, uh, oh, someone's stolen me a garden tool, right?

Someone's stolen me garden tool.

So you think about it, right?

What's a garden tool?

Oh, what's going on?

Someone's stolen it.

Nicked Rake,

right?

Nicked Rake.

Nick, Nick, Nick Rake.

Nick Drake, you mean?

Yeah.

Yeah, Nick Drake.

That nearly works.

Yeah.

So that's the sort of thing we're going to be doing.

I don't know if you want to.

Well, let's play a record and then we'll come back with the actual clues and you can win yourself this platinum disc.

See if it's Madonna else.

Okay, these are the genuine clues.

You can win yourself this Madonna platinum disc plus some other goodies.

And the clues are

Carl.

So there's three clues, by the way.

We've got to get three right to win this class.

Oh, this is so hard.

I mean, the worrying thing is if you do get these, you think like Carl.

Yeah, which is weird.

So you might want to give up all the goodies just to not admit that you got a so-called Carl Crypto clue.

Right, here we go, I'm ready for it.

Okay, they better work.

They better work.

Because Wetney Houston doesn't work, because her name's not Wetney.

Well, they got it last time, didn't they?

So, right.

First one.

Put the.

I mean, it's just not.

Imagine that in the Times crossword.

Put the.

Do you know the little information?

What are we doing?

Listen to what we do.

Let's hear it.

Listen.

Is this still the clue you're reading?

This is what I'm going to hear.

Rick, we want to get this done before Christmas.

Let him hear it.

Oh, Carl.

Listen, do you know the little information card you get in a mobile phone?

Oh, sorry.

Is this the clue?

This is the clue.

Okay, fine.

That's what you're going to say, Rick.

Rick, you're annoying me.

Okay, quiet.

Now let's hear it.

The little information card you get on your mobile phone, right?

No, what's that?

Shit.

Well, this is the question.

What is it, right?

But

put that.

Oh, sharp.

Jatter, will you be quiet?

We got to do the news in five minutes.

We've got to get three clues out.

You put that little card, right, on a spider's house.

The initials.

This is the round sheet of a match.

Oh, the initials.

If they don't hear the initials, they can't play along.

It's important, right?

SW.

Right, I'm making a note of this.

SW, right?

So that little card you.

I've got it.

I've got it.

Right.

Put that on a spider's house.

Second one.

Diana Ross isn't feeling that good.

Right?

But that's the clue.

Yeah, that's the clue.

ID, right?

Diana Ross isn't feeling that sort of good at the moment.

She's not sure.

That's different.

Different.

How can it be cryptic if the clue's different the next time?

Diana Ross isn't feeling that good.

ID, right?

And then the last one,

that stuff, like that I put on my toast, right?

Right.

It doesn't taste sharp enough.

Right?

That stuff I put on my toast.

Oh.

Doesn't taste sharp enough.

Pop holus would eat your heart out.

The initials, JB.

Right?

So there you go.

There's the three clues.

Right, I've got that and it doesn't work.

Well, it does not work.

Hang on a sec, Carl.

Let me give out how the people can get in touch.

Come on, I know you're excited to do the clues again.

You can text us 88-291.

You can give us a call, 0500-288-291.

Or you can email gervaise at bbc.co.uk.

The clues again, then, Carl?

Or quickly?

That information card you get on your mobile, just pop it on a spider's house.

That's SW.

Second one, Diana Ross isn't feeling that good at the moment.

What's up with her?

Oh, I did.

I did stuff.

ID.

And then the last one, that stuff I put on my toast.

Doesn't sort of taste sharp enough.

So it's Webb.

It's Sim on Web.

Sim on Web?

Yeah, Sim on Web.

I've never heard of him.

I've never heard of Sim on Web.

It's a French artist.

Simon Webb, isn't it?

Oh, you said Sim though, mate.

No, no, but it still works.

No, it doesn't work, mate.

It doesn't, mate, because you said Sim on Web, mate.

It doesn't work well.

We got it.

We've got a winner, so it doesn't work.

Yeah, it doesn't work though, mate.

Let's see if we can.

If the next one works, because that one doesn't work.

Simon Webb from the pop band Blah.

Dinah Ross.

She's not looking that good.

She's something wrong with her.

That's changed.

That's completely changed.

Dinah Ross isn't feeling that good.

Right.

That was a clue.

The initials were ID.

I have no idea.

That was, you know, ill, ill, she's a diva, ill diva,

ill divo.

That sort of opera type.

I honestly am speechless.

Again, they got it, so don't worry, Samuel.

It's absolute nonsense.

Devo and Devo are to each other.

You're an idiot.

You really are a stupid idiot.

So well done.

If you got that on that.

Last one.

That stuff I put on my toast

sort of doesn't taste right.

It's not sort of sharp enough.

No, well, I've got it.

It'd be blunt, and I've got jam.

Jam Blunt.

But there's no artist called Jam Blunt.

There's no jam, no, no.

There's notice called the Jam.

No, no, but look like James.

Jam, Jam's Blunt, James.

Jam's Blunt.

I don't know anyone called Jam's Blunt, though, mate.

So there's.

There's you.

What's the clause, the answer?

James Blunt.

No, No, no, no, no, no, no.

You said Jam's Blunt, mate.

James Blunt said.

It doesn't work.

So he's the one.

It doesn't work.

It's not a cryptic clue.

It doesn't work.

It's almost kind of reinvented it.

It's beautiful.

Absolutely beautiful.

Great song, anyway.

I don't think that's what's weird, really, because you've done that, and that's kind of what I've done with rockbusters.

Right?

I've taken something.

Well, you've taken blockbusters and changed one word.

Sort of made it better.

No, not really, because those are real clues that work.

Yours are the ramblings of a madman.

It doesn't really understand what the word cryptic means.

No, it's not.

This should be called What Am I Thinking?

What am I thinking?

We should just introduce the idea of rockbusters to people who didn't hear it last week.

Now, I'm trying to think of some classic ones.

Do you remember there was the, now what was it?

The Jamaican fella

spinning

a fish round his head.

That was Detrout spinners.

And he tried to make it sound.

I mean, it doesn't work.

You have to speak in a Jamaican accent.

Did they trip spinners?

But they wouldn't say did trout.

They'd say Detroit.

Detrout spinners.

So it doesn't work there.

So that's the stupid wetney Houston.

No one called Wetney Houston.

So you need to basically crawl inside Carl's head and figure out what's going on in there if you want to win these.

We've got some Kylie collectibles for Rockbusters.

The good thing about crawling into Carl's head is there is a lot of room.

There's plenty of room.

It's very much like when God created the earth.

You can just fill it up with anything.

Yeah, yeah.

So your Rockbusters clues this week then, Carl.

Alright, so as always, you know, we did it last week.

What can you win?

The Kylie collectibles just put in.

Excellent.

We throw in some stuff of ours, just to tell you what they're doing.

Yeah, if you've got any technical.

We get it for free, yeah.

Extras, flannels, etc.

Or some other junk liner in the office.

Yeah.

So then,

three clues, you text him with the answers, you win the stuff.

First one, first clue.

The initials of the band of the artist are F F

F F F and the sort of crossing.

Why not already?

And the crypt.

Well, don't ruin it.

And the cryptic clue.

I've got snails, croissants, and baguettes in my palm.

Right?

What's going on there?

No, I don't know it.

Right, there's the clue.

Say that again.

I've got snails, croissants, and baguettes in my palm.

Oh, it's weird.

FF.

Right, FF.

What's the band of the artist?

The clue changes every, so slightly every time.

I know.

Right, the next one.

My granny is taking a penalty.

She better get the ball in the back of the net.

NM.

Artist or a band?

N-M.

That's an old artist, by the way.

Give it to us again.

N-M.

My granny's taking a penalty.

I've got it.

She better get it in the back of the net.

It's a good one.

Okay.

It's a good one.

Alright.

That might be his best ever.

Wow.

There you go.

And the last one, this is a tough one, but we know it was.

Wow.

When he says tough, he means doesn't work.

Yes.

Does not work.

Repeat, this does not work.

Go on.

The initial of the band, it's an 80s band.

I think I've got to help him out.

A, A is the initial, right?

And the clue is, and where people go to relieve themselves after looking at elephants and that.

What am I?

Right?

so

letters a the cryptic clue and where people go to relieve themselves after looking at elephants and that what am I and the and the initial a 88 291 that works you can give us a call 0500 281 I'm getting worried now because I'm getting all these that's really scary we're doing um about 20 minutes ago rock busters special new year's rock busters uh three clues three bands or artists um we've had a number of responses it really worries me when people get this right well I was worried that I got it right.

Well, I don't know what it says about our audience.

It's like, why are we bothering?

We might as well just shoot off.

They'll be happy just watching the tumble dryer going round.

I know.

Carl, come on then.

What are the clues again?

Here we go.

Right then, so there's three clues.

First one, the initials were

F F, right?

And that was,

if I've got snails and croissants and baguettes in my palm, right?

That's that's like the clue.

What band or artist is that?

Think about it, right?

Go on in.

The initials were FF, that's Franz Fudinand, right?

So like

Franz Ferdinand.

Franz Foodinhand.

France, because it's like France over there.

It should be French, really.

You can't say France.

French Food in Hand.

French Foodinand.

I've never heard of a band called French Food in Hand.

Well, a lot of people got it as a laboratory.

French Food in Hand.

What are they on?

What labour are they on?

What labour are they on?

It's just French Food in Hand.

So you've got that, right?

French Food in Hand, yeah.

Second one was: My Granny's taking a penalty, right?

She better get the ball in the back of the net

NM with the initials.

Try and work it out.

Your gran, that's your nan, ball in the back of the net, that's that's nana must score it.

Right?

Nana must score it, right?

Nana must score eh?

Okay, I'll give you that one.

And who is it?

Nana muscar muscura muscular.

Muscori.

Nana muscori.

Nana muscuri.

So that works.

And then it doesn't work, but it's close enough.

It's close enough.

The final one was the initial was A, right?

And the clue was, and where people go go to relieve themselves after looking at elephants and giraffes and all that sort of stuff.

What am I?

That's a, well, I'm a Zulu.

I'm a Zulu.

No, I got it.

I'm a Zulu.

So that works as well, hasn't it?

Yeah, no.

Three good clues as always there.

Well, not really.

Couldn't really call them cryptic, but we're going to do something that we used to do on our local radio show called Rockbusters.

Sounds a bit like Blockbusters, a

television television programme that used to be on television where they gave sort of real cryptic clues.

Yours aren't cryptic clues.

Yours are ridiculous.

So explain Rockbusters.

Um

give out an initial of a artist or a band that are knocking about like now or ages ago.

And I give a uh a cryptic clue.

Not a cryptic clue.

Very rarely cryptic.

Sometimes it works, sometimes it's nonsense, but well as as we once said, I think it is more accurately described a craptic clue.

Yeah.

Well, or what am I thinking well are you going to give an example or we just do a the classic example of course for me is a woman she's an artist the initials are WH

she was wandering around Texas Texas she fell over a part of her leg fell in a puddle wet knee Houston that is the level that's what you're working with people so he's going to give three of these the first email that gets them all right the first email we get and it's timed isn't it email so we can know that gets all these clues exactly right, can win what a signed photo of Carl?

Now that is exclusive.

There are not very many.

I don't think they even exist, do they?

There are no signed photos of Carl, so this will be a a collector's item.

Right.

So uh

yeah, there's three different ones.

When you send it in on email, podcast.

Rickyjewace.com, just put in the subject thing like rock busters, so I know what I'm looking for.

Right then, so three three different clues for you to work on.

First one.

Oh, shouldn't I do a jingle for this?

Please.

Okay.

Oh, that sounds cryptic.

No, I've nothing written.

Rockbusters.

Right.

First one, the initial, right, is B.

The initial B, band B or I.

So Sandra and Artist beginning with the letter B.

The cryptic clue.

Well,

I don't want a house that's that far away from the water.

I want to be right on top of it.

Right?

That's the cryptic clue.

Well, I I don't want a house that far away from the water.

I want to be right on top of it.

B,

artist or band.

Who is it?

Right?

Work on that one.

Second one, it's B again.

B, letter B for the band of the artist.

Alright.

Cryptic clue.

That part of my leg is English.

That's it, is it?

Yeah.

Right.

That part of my leg is English.

Initial B.

What is it?

Part of my leg is English.

And then the last one,

uh KW,

artist or band

and the cryptic clue, the fitness teacher has got a speech impediment.

What's going on there?

Right, KW, the fitness in the fitness teacher, has got a speech impediment.

Work on them, right?

Send in the answers, podcast at richievase.com and uh just win some

st sign picture and that.

Alright, so l last week's uh clues, there there were three of them.

I give you an initial of an artist or a band, a cryptic clue.

You work it out, you email it, and you win a signed picture and that.

First one was,

well, I don't want a house that that far away from the water.

I want to be right on top of it.

Go on.

So that was B.

That's,

you know, that was Beyoncé.

Beyonce.

Like, like a cryptic thing, you got that?

Second one.

I'd stand.

Beyonce.

That part of my leg is English.

The initial was B.

That was Britney.

Right?

Britney.

Yeah, so it's like British.

Britney.

But so you only take, you're just taking the one half of her name, are you now?

Well, she's known as that now.

I think she's known as

she is, but more as Britney than Britney Spears.

They don't really call that anymore.

Also, British isn't the same as English.

Yeah, I know.

I realised that, but it was too late.

Brilliant.

That's what you're up against.

Just like that Holly Wants Me Millionaire.

The last one was the initials were KW,

and the clue was:

the fitness teacher has got a speech impediment, right?

So you've got to sort of think about that.

You've got to think about a fitness teacher.

He's working out and that.

But he's got a speech impediment.

So when it comes to financial...

You didn't say it, listen to the clue, but no, but it was just that one was Kanye West, right?

Kanye West.

So I'm just saying that.

Why did the fitness teacher say Kanye West?

Because he's got a speech impediment and he's been working them out.

They built up a sweat and he's like, right, well, he didn't say that, so it doesn't matter either.

But even if that is the case, what is he saying?

He's saying, alright,

can we rest now?

As in, can we rest now?

Yeah, just kind of because they say that at the end, it's like, right, everybody.

So he's got a speech impediment.

He's very, very camp and he's adding words.

Okay, but apart from that, it works perfectly.

That is bollocks.

You're an idiot.

So that was the first three.

Who won?

So are we going to do some clues for next week?

Yeah.

Alright, again, same sort of system.

Three of them email in, and we'll pick one at random.

Right.

First one,

the initials, RP.

Right.

Right.

And the cryptic clue.

Not cryptic, well.

Steal that woman's flower.

Right?

If you're going to, like, make a.

Well, no, it's different now.

What is it?

If it's a good clue, let him finish it.

What is the clue?

What is the clue and stick to it?

Steal that woman's flower.

Fine.

Okay.

RP.

Right, okay.

Second one, B.

Is that the clue or the initial?

B is the initial.

And cryptic clue.

Keep whacking the cooker with a stick.

What is it?

It's a bander and artist.

Kept whacking, you know, kept whacking the cooker with some sort of cookie.

What is it?

Keep or kept.

What is it?

If it's cryptic clue, everything matters.

Well, it doesn't really.

Just think about whacking, whacking the clothes.

Well, no, no, give us the clue again.

Okay.

You should whack the cooker with a clue.

No, no, no.

What is the clue?

Do the clue.

Okay, do the clue.

This is the clue, and the only, wait.

No, no, no, wait, wait, wait.

The initial is B, and the clue is.

Keep whacking the cooker with a stick.

Right, fine.

But it doesn't have to be a stick, though.

Well, no.

It could be any sort of clue.

Well, okay, then.

Let's do the clue again, okay.

So the initial is B.

What's the clue?

Keep whacking the cooker.

Fine.

The last one,

the initial M.

And then the clue is

Venice.

It's all water, isn't it?

How would you describe describe it, right?

When

he hadn't finished the clue, I wanna go home, I haven't slept, I've just come back from Rio.

He might never finish the clue.

Use your hand if you want.

Well, no, it's B.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I mean, he might never finish.

What's the initial?

M.

What's the clue?

Venice.

It's all water.

There's hardly any land, so how would you describe it?

Okay.

I think that sort of works.

M.

M is

artist or a band.

Email in.

What?

Rockbusters.

Oh, yes, the time that no one looks forward to.

She fancy that rockbusters.

Right, so

gave you three clues last week, three cryptic clues.

Some initials of a band or an artist you emailed in.

Rob Arding got it, right?

Oh, nice work, Rob.

So well done.

The three clues.

The first one was

RP for the initials.

And the clue was steal that woman's flower.

Right?

So that was a cryptic clue.

The answer today is Rob Urplant.

Robber, Rob, Rob Urplant.

Rob Urplant.

I don't know who that is, though.

There's no artist called Rob Urplant.

That's like Robert Plant.

Robert Prime Plant.

Robert.

No, no,

Robert Plant.

Yeah, but you don't say that.

You sort of go, oh, yeah, I'm into it.

But you do say it.

Rubber buying rubber plant.

Rubber plant.

They wouldn't go, what?

I don't know.

I don't know.

Are you saying rubber plant?

What are you saying there, Carl, though?

The second one was.

It doesn't work.

The initial was B, and then that was keep whacking the cooker with a stick.

Right?

It didn't have to be a stick.

We pointed that out.

Just keep whacking the cooker.

Keep whacking the cookery.

That was B.

That was Beet oven.

Beet oven.

I don't know who that is either.

Is that a group?

The beet ovens?

Who's the beet ovens?

Classical sort of stuff.

Beet oven.

Beet oven.

No, you said beet.

again.

Hold on, wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

What are you saying, though?

No, no, no, it's not Rob Point.

No, no, no.

Beet oven.

It's not Beethoven.

Do you get it?

Do you understand?

The last one, the initial was M, right?

I just want to know who Robert Plant is.

Don't be worrying about Robert.

No, no, no.

Because it's not.

I know.

It's not the one in Leh Zeppelin, is he?

So M was the initial.

The clue was Venice.

It's all water, innit?

How would you describe it?

There's hardly any land, right?

So

if there's hardly any land, right, it's more water, what sort of water would you get?

And then

what?

Wetville.

Wetville.

No, but just like water that in Venice, what sort of water is it?

It's sort of.

Muddy.

No, no.

Muddy waters.

No, but how would you describe Venice?

What's the

if there's more?

But what's the

initial again?

M.

If there's more, if there's more.

Muddy waters.

If there's more sea than land,

what would you say?

Would you say, you probably say there's sort of more of it is C, isn't it?

More is C.

More is C.

More is C.

More is C.

More is C.

More is C.

So that's the answer.

I don't know who is that.

Morrissey.

Morris C.

Morrissey.

So well done to.

That's the worst one you've ever done.

That's ridiculous.

That's the worst you've ever done.

It's ridiculous.

More is C.

Right.

If they're that shit, don't do it anymore.

This is shit.

This is pathetic.

Really, it's making you a little bigger moron than you are.

More is C.

Robber plants, possibly.

They don't fucking work.

Let's do monkey.

They're getting them right.

They're getting them right, though.

It's a bit of fun, innit?

Bit of shit.

Right.

The first one, the initials N D.

Right?

N D, who is it?

You sing songs on that.

Right?

N D.

The clue, that Jamaican fella doesn't want anything.

So you've got to sort of imagine, oh, why is it a Jamaican fella?

Yeah.

Right?

That Jamaican fella doesn't want anything.

N D.

Second one,

the initial is E.

I ask him to pass me the ball by using their the red.

Right?

It's a bandar and artist again.

I ask him to pass me the ball by using the red.

And the last one, TR, the initials, T R

E's got the woolly ones, but I've got the ones that run and charge at you.

What forgot?

What?

E's got the woolly ones, but I've got the ones that run and charge at you.

So what forgot?

And what's the TR, T R for the

initials.

Email in podcast at rookiejuvase.com, we just pick a winner, send you some stuff.

That's Rockbusters.

Right, Rockbusters, quick.

Right, then so last week gave you some initials again of artists or a band.

Quick.

Cryptic clue and that.

Yeah.

The first one I gave you, the initials were ND.

Yeah.

That Jamaican fella, he doesn't want anything.

Right?

So you've got to think about the accent there.

Yeah.

He doesn't want anything,

so

he's not sort of demanding anything.

Okay.

No sort of demand.

Nil demand.

Nil demand.

So it's like Neil Diamond.

They'd say Neil Diamond, please.

No, no.

Now some Neil Diamond.

No, nil demand.

But just now it was all to do with I've got no demands.

Now it's a Jamaican person going in and asking for Neil Diamond in a Jamaican voice.

Yeah, no, but it's a cryptic clue.

It doesn't work.

So the second one was the initial was E.

I asked them to pass me the ball by using the red.

What do you do if you chuck someone

a ball?

They head it back.

Edit that, yeah.

They head it back.

So you'd say edit edit to us.

Edit editors.

That's that's editors.

What is it?

Is it a band that I'd like to do?

No, no, no there's a band called the Editors, but there's no band called Editors.

Editors, what's that?

Is it Gree is it a Greek band?

Again, cryptic.

Just you got a break.

Oh again, bollocks.

Then the last one,

T R with it was the initials.

Yeah.

Your cryptic clue.

He's got the woolly ones, but I've got the ones that run and charge at you.

Go on.

What have I got?

I don't know.

Sheep.

Something to do with sheep.

Right, something to do with sheep.

They're the woolly ones.

Yeah.

What are the ones that run and charge at you?

Oh, they're woolly as well.

No, no, no, not as woolly.

The rams, right?

The ram ones.

Right?

If you write that down.

No, you don't write it down.

It's ramones.

The ram ones.

The ram ones.

Yeah, but it's so you say it, isn't it?

It's not because it's not.

No, no, it sort of changes about a bit, just cryptic.

But your understanding of the word cryptic is it can be anything.

What am I thinking?

Cryptic.

Cryptic clue.

Right, S C are the initials of the artist of the band.

Go on.

C.

The cryptic clue.

Just stop saying cryptic, because it's not.

The clue is: I went into the restaurant on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, and the fella making the food was there each time.

Right?

S C are the initials.

I went into the restaurant on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday if you want.

The fella making the food, he was there each time.

So you changed it?

Was he there Saturday and Sunday or not?

He can be if you want.

I'm just saying he's there a lot.

Oh, this guy's

like pulling teeth.

Try to hurry it up.

And the second one,

go into that woman's store and rip her off.

Right?

Right.

That's C.

Okay.

C.

Go into that woman's store and rip her off.

Okay.

If you're going to do that.

Oh, don't mumble at the end of it.

Go on.

Just do the clue.

And the last one, the initial E.

Last one ever.

you have had had a go at laying down a track but it ain't perfect right so you're sort of making a making a track no just do the clue you're making a track you're not

just talk around it right the initial is e

what's the clue you have had a go at laying down the track but it ain't perfect fine a music track yeah well no but no no no no no no you can't no there's these people can't ask questions the first one it's it's a cryptic clue just in case stop saying cryptic because they're there's a cryptic clue with initials of an artist or a band.

You work it out, you know, you send in the answers.

The first one, the initials were S C, right?

And the cryptic clue was I went into the restaurant on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday.

The fella making the food, he was there each time.

Okay.

So you've got to think about it.

This is what I'm saying.

Yeah, just to say.

What is he?

He's a cook, isn't he?

If he's making the food and that.

He was there on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

It's the same cook.

Yeah, yep.

So what have you got there?

Same cook, same cook.

Sam Cook.

Sam Cook.

You said same cook.

Yeah, but if I went, the way I look at it is: if someone went, if I worked in a recognition, the way you look at it is,

you get a closer look at.

If someone came and said, have you got Sam Cook?

I'd go, yeah, sure.

He's in the jazz section or whatever.

Right, the second one.

Bollocks, that is Barlocks.

That one's.

Go into that woman's store and rip her off.

Right, so what's a store?

Shop.

Right?

If you're ripping someone off, what are you doing?

Stealing.

Another way of conning.

Right, okay.

And what what what is it?

It's a shop, it's a woman.

So what what am I saying?

What's the initial?

C.

Con shop.

Right?

It's it's a woman.

Connor shop.

Corner shop.

Corner shop.

So Steve worked that one out.

Well done there.

Um the last one.

Uh

you've had a go at laying down a track, but it ain't perfect.

Go on in.

What's that?

So a track is

E.

Okay.

So you've had a go at laying down this track.

Yeah.

So when you're laying down a track, it's like a it's a it's a mix, isn't it?

Yeah.

You've had a go at doing it.

You've just just, you know, it ain't perfect.

So you could say it's a what's another word for not perfect?

It's a bit of a

it's a bit of a

shit.

Bit of a like that's a bit rough, innit?

It's a bit

bit of a rough mix.

It's your your rough mix.

Your rough mix.

Your rough mix.

I've never heard of that bad.

That's not a bad.

Annie Lennox, innit?

Your rough mix.

So uh

Candice Morris in in London.

Uh got them?

I really don't know what to say.

So uh sign picture off to uh

well I feel embarrassed that we that we're still doing okay this okay yeah well we're w we're jacking it in in a bit.

Should we just not CK?

Fuck you now.

Do you know the uh the songs that you sing at Christmas?

That bloke who sings them is is brilliant at it, right?

CK.

Second one.

MG.

I told the homosexual man that the grape tree was mine.

What?

I told the homosexual man that the grape tree was mine.

And what's the initials?

MG.

Right?

Okay.

Bit of an easy one.

And uh, I asked you if you believe in Father Christmas, right?

What would you say if they asked you?

The initial is S.

Is that specifically Ricky?

Um we might as well keep it as as Ricky, yeah.

I asked you if if you believe in Father Christmas, what would you say?

So that have they got is there any prior knowledge?

Do they have to guess what I'd say?

Well, they'd know what it's obvious what you'd say about it.

Oh, this is so bad.

So

it's an embarrassment.

Rockbusters,

one of the most hated quizzes in the history of mankind.

Joking, aren't you?

The people loathe it.

This is the last one anyway, so just get over it.

Just do the answers.

Hold on, we can't do another one though, because we can't get the answers out.

So this just Yeah, this is the last one, it's just the answers for last week for people who are doing it.

Okay, well, small mercies.

Um the first one that I gave you last week was the initials were CK, right?

Yeah.

Uh the clue was uh do you know the songs that you sing at Christmas?

That bloke over there is the best at singing'em.

So what's what what are the songs you do?

Carol King.

Carol King.

That works.

That works.

Fairly well done.

The second one, M.

G.

I told the homosexual man that the grape tree was mine.

Right?

M.

G.

Gay.

Yeah.

Marvin Gay, obviously.

How do you get to Marvin?

Was it?

That's my vine, isn't it?

My vine gay.

Yeah.

My vine.

Yeah.

And the last one?

My vine gay.

That's shocking.

It's the last one.

It was.

The last one, the initial was S.

I said,

I asked you if you believe in Father Christmas, what would you say?

What's the name for Father Christmas?

Santa Claus.

Right, so if I said to you, do you believe in Father Christmas?

you'd sort of go no

yeah but yeah but what what's his name again santa right so what would you do you'd go

santa

nah i don't know that's it that's what you do there you go santa nah santa nah santana so that was that was the last one well done to bob in yorkshire got all three of them right you'll get a little sign picture

What's a rock buster?

It's like a music quiz.

I give you some cryptic clues

as to an artist's name, and I give you some initials of that artist.

Have you seen blockbusters?

It's that, but he changed the name.

Okay, got it.

There we go.

Got it.

Okay, I'm ready for the

first one.

Give us three.

That's a laptop, and the initial is A.

That's quite a good one, actually.

That one works.

I'm disappointed.

She's looking at your animals.

You've got the first letter.

I've got the most disappointed ass.

I think you've had enough time on that one.

Second question.

Look how round that head is.

The Spanish person is celebrating about the present he got for Jesus.

The initials there,

O M.

This is better.

Spanish people.

This is, you've got better at these.

Have you got it?

Yeah.

I haven't got anything.

Think about it.

The cryptic.

Just think about what I'm saying.

Listen to the question.

You know why you hear it?

The Spanish people are celebrating.

What do Spanish people do when they celebrate?

What do they say?

Well, and they've got a gift for Jesus.

Yeah,

okay, question three.

Right.

Uh,

you can actually see the brain kick in, you know, like when you pull a thing on a boat, yeah, yeah, he does that, he has to go right and then he has to, yeah, yeah, right.

The

Asian person's leg

is a little bit angry.

TT is the initials.

My God, I've got it.

It's got all three.

I've got none of them.

Well, this is really worrying.

The answer.

Adele.

Adele.

Oh.

Ah, okay.

The Spanish people

celebrate

present they got for Jesus.

Ole Mer Oli Mers.

Correct.

I copied Georgie, so I'm not giving myself one, but I got another one.

And this The last one, the Asian woman's leg is a bit angry.

Yeah.

TT.

It's only temper.

Tie, knee.

Temper.

Well done.

Guys, listen, well done to everybody that was involved in that incredible experience.

Adora, it's been brilliant having you here.