BONUS: Songs of Phrase (Compilation)

Speaker 1 It's the start of a new strand in the show, a new quiz, a new competition to replace rock busters.

Speaker 2 Now that's quite a tall order, but

Speaker 3 what have you done?

Speaker 4 Right, like I said, right, if you've only just tuned in, what it is, I've took and I'll be taking a well-known saying every week from the show, something that crops up a lot.

Speaker 1 Uh first one that sprang to mind was There's a little gay fella standing next to me in the air.

Speaker 7 That's next week. Okay.

Speaker 4 This week, there's this airy Chinese kid, right?

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 6 That's cropped up quite a lot.

Speaker 10 Sweeping the nation. Right.

Speaker 5 So what I've done, I've got five songs.

Speaker 11 Yeah.

Speaker 5 And I've edited them together to make that saying.

Speaker 1 You've got words

Speaker 1 from songs where any part of that sentence occurs to recreate it. Now, what do they need to do? Do they need to say what the song is? Just the five songs.

Speaker 4 I mean, I was going to say song and artist, but if you want, just a song.

Speaker 1 So five there's five things there and if someone doesn't get all five it's still worth emailing in because we might give it to the one who's got the most and then

Speaker 2 can I suggest uh we go for artist rather than song only because sometimes it's quite tricky to get a song title sometimes it's more of a s it's very odd or it's not quite what you think it is so maybe artist is a is an easier one.

Speaker 2 Are you happy with that, Carl? It's your composition.

Speaker 4 I mean Steve always does this whenever I come up with an idea. Oh yeah.

Speaker 14 I'm just trying to make sure it's just the best it can be Carl.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no he came up with a few game shows and Steve was going no it's no good and Carl said to me he said it's the one of the office ever got on Telly.

Speaker 10 Yeah, but, well, we shall see how Cheapest Chimps plays out. But frankly,

Speaker 8 the fact that you said to me, Steve, I've come up with the best game show ever.

Speaker 2 It's called Cheapest Chimps. What's the idea? I don't know.

Speaker 8 I just like the name.

Speaker 10 It's something to do with chimps.

Speaker 15 I thought, well, I'm not sure that's the best game show ever.

Speaker 6 And what was the other one you came up with?

Speaker 1 I think a few people will be disagreeing with him, Carl.

Speaker 10 I think people will say that Cheapest Chimps could be the best game show ever.

Speaker 17 You know, when I was at school, people like you, I really didn't like.

Speaker 18 You're a stirrer, Gervais. He flits, doesn't he, from one side to the next, Carl? One thing we may argue, mate, but at least we're consistent.

Speaker 18 Ricky Gervais flipping from one side to the other, one day he's on Carl's side.

Speaker 1 When was the last time Steve wrestled you to the ground and got you in a leg clamp?

Speaker 10 No, you're right. Never.

Speaker 8 What is this? Is that going to be a good thing?

Speaker 14 Well, didn't you see us?

Speaker 8 Yeah, I saw you struggling in Carl's office earlier.

Speaker 1 He was punching my legs to release me.

Speaker 17 We were on the floor.

Speaker 1 And I was squeezing him with my mighty legs, wasn't I, Carl?

Speaker 1 It was like, I imagine that's what a crab feels like when an octopus has got got it.

Speaker 10 We were playing that, weren't we?

Speaker 4 So, anyway,

Speaker 4 so I'll play this clip now. It's 10 seconds long.
We'll play it a couple of times because you'll need to take it in.

Speaker 4 So, here it is then.

Speaker 13 What are we saying? We're saying, Artists.

Speaker 2 Let's go with artists.

Speaker 4 Artists. So, email in ricky.javase at xfn.co.uk.
Name the five artists it has taken to make up the saying, Give us this airy Chinese kid.

Speaker 1 Give that email address again.

Speaker 5 Ricky.jervase at xfn.co.uk.

Speaker 1 There's this hairy Chinese kid.

Speaker 22 Here we go.

Speaker 23 Christmas parties are

Speaker 23 killing.

Speaker 17 I think you better play it once more. Oh, I've got it.
I've got them.

Speaker 8 Have you got them all? Yeah. That's nice work.
There we go.

Speaker 14 Let me just remind you now that the prizes include a Red Dwarf DVD, Marion and Jeff, the first series of that on VHS, a Live Forever Britpop CD, and also the very best of Led Zeppelin.

Speaker 10 Let's play one of those actually while we're here.

Speaker 24 Brilliant. Rock and roll.

Speaker 14 We have not had any successful answers on your quiz, Carl.

Speaker 2 We've had people who've got a maximum of four duck in a microwave.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 15 Bill with us. Nice.

Speaker 7 Alright.

Speaker 25 Cheers.

Speaker 15 And

Speaker 15 so

Speaker 15 I'm not talking about cheapest chimps.

Speaker 2 That's safe. That's going to run and run.

Speaker 1 That is going to run and run. That's really got legs.

Speaker 1 I'm going to check the press Monday. I can only assume it's a triumph.

Speaker 8 Exactly, another Tilkington triumph.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 14 I'm going to give the prize, if you don't mind, Carl, to Karen and Jeff Gillian, because they're the only one that got the only couple that got the second answer, which was very, very good.

Speaker 2 But they got four today. But they only got four today.

Speaker 14 Four is the top answer, so should we give a prize? Pray it, Carl, and then tell us who each one is.

Speaker 1 So there you go. I didn't know the second one.

Speaker 4 There's the early Chinese kid.

Speaker 8 So the first one the last

Speaker 24 George Harrison?

Speaker 13 No?

Speaker 24 That's Philip Baggage.

Speaker 2 And that's Deacon Blue.

Speaker 4 Right, so it was the Lars.

Speaker 1 Yeah, what's the second one?

Speaker 5 Strokes.

Speaker 14 That was very tricky.

Speaker 1 That is hard.

Speaker 21 George Harrison for Ari, that's all I could get.

Speaker 1 It was Ahri. Ari Christian,

Speaker 4 Chinese, Phil Bailey.

Speaker 1 Chinese war is. Yeah.

Speaker 4 And Deacon Blue, We're Gone Kid.

Speaker 30 We're gone kid, yeah.

Speaker 4 There's this hairy Chinese kid.

Speaker 31 Very, very high.

Speaker 1 I love the fact that the normal bit of that, like the normal bit is like the well-known phrase, there's this hairy Chinese kid.

Speaker 17 Exactly.

Speaker 1 Like, nothing happened there, that's normal.

Speaker 32 There's this hairy Chinese kid.

Speaker 1 As a phrase that often. In fact, you're right.
We must have said that phrase 20 times today.

Speaker 1 When was the last time that was said 20 times?

Speaker 34 Never. I I don't think it's ever been said anyway.

Speaker 1 There's this hairy Chinese kid. I mean even in China.
I don't think it's worse very

Speaker 21 not said in China.

Speaker 13 Song is a phrase.

Speaker 31 What it is. Song's a phrase.

Speaker 13 We took a phrase from the show last week. It was there's this hairy Chinese kid.

Speaker 13 Today we're going back to the good old line of

Speaker 13 about you never see an old man eating a Twix.

Speaker 35 Sure.

Speaker 35 How long is that?

Speaker 13 No, you'll never see an old man eating a Twix.

Speaker 37 You'll never see an old man eating a Twix.

Speaker 13 It's not as many as you think, though. It's not that many.

Speaker 39 Well, how is it not that many?

Speaker 13 Well, first of all, anyway, don't worry about that. I think there's about five, I think.
Hang on a minute.

Speaker 28 Oh, God.

Speaker 35 Why do we leave him alone to do this stuff?

Speaker 33 I mean, it's like... I'll tell you what, we were flying.

Speaker 13 Six or six different songs.

Speaker 40 Six different songs.

Speaker 24 That's a lot to get, Carl.

Speaker 13 But what happened is I couldn't find a song with Twix, so we've changed the chocolate.

Speaker 41 Oh, this is rubbish. We're not doing it.

Speaker 39 We're not doing it.

Speaker 33 No, you've got to be punished.

Speaker 39 We're not doing this.

Speaker 41 Doing that as well. No, you're lying.
No, no, no.

Speaker 33 No, shut up, Carl.

Speaker 41 No, just...

Speaker 42 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, so what?

Speaker 41 You're right. He's got to do it right.

Speaker 33 He's got to do it right.

Speaker 40 There's too many. We've said too many.

Speaker 39 It's changed the thing.

Speaker 32 It's not a one-off.

Speaker 40 It's ridiculous.

Speaker 33 It's our only meanness.

Speaker 24 Rick, if only his parents had spoken like that to him sometimes in the past,

Speaker 41 we would have been in this discussion.

Speaker 42 You're not doing it. Come on.
No!

Speaker 33 We're not doing it, Steve.

Speaker 31 What do you think?

Speaker 24 I'll tell you, we've got the prizes, but I'm not even going to bother giving.

Speaker 33 I'm not even going to bother.

Speaker 41 I think we're just sharing that amongst

Speaker 41 the homeless.

Speaker 42 Absolutely.

Speaker 41 No, no.

Speaker 37 There's troubles in the world, and I'm not going to let you faff around doing nonsense like that.

Speaker 42 It's ridiculous. Let's do...

Speaker 44 Carl,

Speaker 37 the big question,

Speaker 32 as we know at the moment, is whether we're going to let you do songs of phrase or not.

Speaker 24 Rick, I should tell you now.

Speaker 24 There has been a flood of... Oh, no, there hasn't.

Speaker 24 Sorry, I was thinking there'd been a flood of emails, but people agreeing with you, Rick.

Speaker 45 I know Tony Blair has been trying to get through it.

Speaker 31 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 36 I was just checking the emails.

Speaker 24 No, there's there's absolutely nothing supporting you.

Speaker 40 No one gives a side either way about it.

Speaker 31 No, well no that's not true.

Speaker 36 There were a couple of phone calls weren't there.

Speaker 24 One was the guy saying you should have. I think the other one was you, Carl.
Was it phoning from the kitchen?

Speaker 31 Can we do it? Can we do it?

Speaker 31 No.

Speaker 13 If you don't like it, we won't do it next week, but you've got made it.

Speaker 33 I don't know why you did that.

Speaker 32 I we I thought of uh lots of stuff that you could do.

Speaker 39 You chose one where you have to have ten words and six songs to choose.

Speaker 1 You haven't got twix.

Speaker 40 I don't know what you've substituted Twix for.

Speaker 24 Okay, I mean, I've got to say now, I'm going to sit on the fence here. I'm quite intrigued.

Speaker 33 Okay, right.

Speaker 40 What have you substituted Twix for?

Speaker 42 Well, I can't tell you.

Speaker 26 Because you can.

Speaker 13 No, I can't, because people have to listen to it and work out what they're talking about.

Speaker 36 Alright, let's just hear it.

Speaker 41 Let's hear it. No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 33 They have to know what the word is.

Speaker 39 They have to tell what the song is or the artist.

Speaker 36 I'd prefer just to play it.

Speaker 13 No!

Speaker 33 You've got to tell them what it is, because they might not even know what word they are.

Speaker 36 Let's hear him out, Rick. Please.

Speaker 42 Democracy, that's what we're fighting for.

Speaker 41 Come on.

Speaker 36 Right, if you turn them up.

Speaker 31 Right, okay, I've got the headphones on. Go on then.

Speaker 24 Okay, so, right, hang on. The phrase originally was.

Speaker 13 Is

Speaker 13 you never see an old man eating the twix.

Speaker 24 Right, and we're trying to identify the well, a number of songs which you've used to make up that phrase.

Speaker 13 And you email in xfm.co.uk slash ricky with as many as you can get, and whoever gets the most right.

Speaker 46 It's so complicated.

Speaker 42 This is so complicated. Right, here we go.

Speaker 42 By the email address,

Speaker 39 what's the email address again?

Speaker 13 xfm.co.uk slash Ricky.

Speaker 31 Right.

Speaker 24 And there's some link on there, is there?

Speaker 13 Yeah, that you just press and it comes through. Press on that.
Right, here we go then, right?

Speaker 28 Ideal name.

Speaker 28 An old man. Teacher.

Speaker 31 Well, I missed a little bit at the end.

Speaker 42 Let's hear it again. Let's hear it again.

Speaker 6 Mars, baby,

Speaker 42 let's hear it again. Ideal name.

Speaker 40 Okay, so we'd say the prizes, Steve.

Speaker 24 Right, so how many songs were there?

Speaker 31 Do we know? I think it was six.

Speaker 24 You think there was six.

Speaker 36 And you'll never

Speaker 38 see an old man eat

Speaker 31 five or six.

Speaker 24 Anyway, well, email in the answers and how many there were. And you might be in with a chance of winning.
On DVD, the original series of Citizen Smith with Robert Lindsay, that was good.

Speaker 24 Paul Whitehouse's Happiness, the first series of that on DVD. We've also got a couple of CDs here.
The best of Brit Pop, Live Forever, Alasis Blur, Radiohead, and all the rest of them on there.

Speaker 24 Supergrass's current album as well.

Speaker 24 I think it's the current album, yeah, it it is. And

Speaker 32 less convinced by this one.

Speaker 24 If I tell you that some of the artists include Delemetri and Deacon Blue, then I know you'll be rushing out later, Rick, to buy this.

Speaker 41 Scotland Rocks.

Speaker 47 A compilation of...

Speaker 39 Is wet on there?

Speaker 42 Let's see. What about Biss?

Speaker 14 What happened to Bess? Let me see.

Speaker 24 I tell you, it doesn't. I mean, we've got Gunn on there.

Speaker 41 Oh, yeah. We've got...

Speaker 24 Aztec Camera.

Speaker 36 Yeah.

Speaker 24 Big Country, obviously.

Speaker 45 Broken was not on there.

Speaker 36 Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Speaker 24 Where's Runrick? There they are.

Speaker 36 There they are.

Speaker 24 And obviously, Rafferty, Baker Street.

Speaker 36 Brilliant.

Speaker 24 So that's definitely worth

Speaker 24 entering for, surely.

Speaker 13 So xfm.co.uk forward slash rookie. Play it one more time.
Yes.

Speaker 29 Justin.

Speaker 31 Class. Pure class.
Well done.

Speaker 42 Yeah. Alright, there we go, Todd.

Speaker 4 Brilliant. Right, now listen, so that's that done.

Speaker 21 Yeah.

Speaker 13 We've done that as well. Yeah.
We're running out of time. We've got five minutes left.
Winner for songs of phrase.

Speaker 24 Alright, give us the answers.

Speaker 31 Right.

Speaker 13 Listen, we did this at the start. We haven't even got time for the film thing today.

Speaker 6 But...

Speaker 13 We'll do that next week.

Speaker 13 Songs of Phrase. It was a phrase.
You never see an old man eating a twix.

Speaker 45 I love the fact that we go, we haven't got time.

Speaker 37 Like, it's we've had such important stuff, and it's been so jam-packed and interesting.

Speaker 40 Not that it's been drivel with gaps we could have filled much better.

Speaker 42 Yeah, don't look at it like that, like with his film quiz.

Speaker 44 Come on,

Speaker 36 oh, dude.

Speaker 13 So, songs of phrase, you never see an old man eating a twix. We had to change it to Mars bar.

Speaker 29 Here's what we had:

Speaker 13 Sherry and the Pacemakers,

Speaker 13 Echo and the Bunny Man.

Speaker 2 Demon Bowie

Speaker 13 and the Beach Boys finished up.

Speaker 31 Ah, what do you mean I thought that one was? What do you mean?

Speaker 45 Who's the winner? Oh, it doesn't matter. You've got to give the answer.
Who was that one you didn't know it was us?

Speaker 31 It was Jim Young.

Speaker 13 Jim Crochet, is it?

Speaker 6 Old Man River, it's called.

Speaker 31 Jim Crochet.

Speaker 35 Old Man River? Yeah.

Speaker 36 Jim Crochet sang Old Man River.

Speaker 37 I don't think so.

Speaker 31 What was it?

Speaker 41 Who cares?

Speaker 36 Well, people...

Speaker 16 I can't believe this.

Speaker 29 Old Man River, it was.

Speaker 24 Let's give the prize to...

Speaker 35 Crochet wouldn't have sung Old Man River.

Speaker 24 Let's give the prize to Mitchell Sterling, who has got some of the answers right.

Speaker 36 On XFM 104.9.

Speaker 31 And we'll be playing that great quiz again next week.

Speaker 13 This week we're do you remember the story about my auntie having win for five minutes?

Speaker 50 Your auntie, was it your auntie Nora?

Speaker 13 nora auntie nora um she was on a lot of medication and stuff and i think that's a side effect that comes with it so um yeah she had wind for five minutes so i thought we'd we'd dig that one out a classic line uh me auntie had wind for five minutes okay so i've got loads of songs here and what is that um me auntie had wind

Speaker 13 for five minutes seven tracks

Speaker 53 that's tricky why don't you learn okay so you need to identify if you can be bothered the artists That's what we're asking, isn't it?

Speaker 44 Alright. Okay.

Speaker 54 Just remember, as many as you can get, because the winner would probably be, you know, it gets five or something. So don't worry if there's a couple you can't get because you could still probably win.

Speaker 52 Can I just what's the email address?

Speaker 13 Well if they go to xfm.co.uk forward slash ricky, they can just send them through there and

Speaker 53 which of these is the uh the prize bag?

Speaker 50 Yeah, don't we get them mixed up?

Speaker 53 That's the one is it Carl?

Speaker 50 Alright so let's see what hot treats you could win.

Speaker 51 As I get them out Carl do you want to play once more? Yep.

Speaker 52 I recognised all of them except one.

Speaker 50 Right let me see what we've got.

Speaker 51 Once again, Carl, you've excelled yourself with an arbitrary collection of DVDs.

Speaker 52 Just hanging around, were they?

Speaker 51 Just hanging around. Again, I'm always interested to know which of our XFM listeners has tastes as broad as this.

Speaker 53 Go on.

Speaker 51 We've got the recent BBC adaptation of The Hound of the Baskerville.

Speaker 50 Okay, fair enough.

Speaker 53 We've got what's this?

Speaker 51 Is this the...

Speaker 51 This is something involving air, the band Air.

Speaker 53 I think it's a a single at best.

Speaker 51 This is probably worth having. This is the current Flaming Lips album.
So you've excelled yourself there actually, Carl.

Speaker 24 That's not bad. An XFM mouse mat.

Speaker 50 They're as common as mud. Oh, hold on.

Speaker 37 You can't give away that mouse mat. It's a piece of foam.

Speaker 51 Now, I was going to dismiss the oddball sci-fi movie K-PAX featuring Kevin Space and Jeff Ridges, but Carl, is it signed by Kevin Space?

Speaker 50 It's signed, yeah.

Speaker 52 It's an actual.

Speaker 52 So that, so win that and put it on eBay for £4.50.

Speaker 51 And

Speaker 50 man alive, what is that? Just look at their faces.

Speaker 37 No, Carl, don't give that.

Speaker 54 No one wants that unless it's ironic.

Speaker 53 Series one and two on DVD of popular northern-based sitcom Bread.

Speaker 52 Buy it, sell it. The game's getting hard.

Speaker 48 Cause someone's dealing you a losing card.

Speaker 50 They all had a guy.

Speaker 54 All the actors had a line on that song.

Speaker 50 Play the clips again.

Speaker 52 Play the clips again.

Speaker 54 I really want to win it now. Here we go.

Speaker 50 I can't believe this hasn't been done before.

Speaker 57 The emails I should point out aren't flooding in on the website.

Speaker 58 Nobody always takes time when they go through the website.

Speaker 7 Does it? Yeah.

Speaker 58 So they'll be arriving in a bit.

Speaker 57 Do you want to play it once more for those that have just joined us?

Speaker 44 Alright then.

Speaker 59 Mumbail fight anti-herwind.

Speaker 57 Brilliant. My auntie had wind for five minutes.
Brilliant. Genius.

Speaker 58 Right, I'm going to play this thing again, because it is a bit slow today, the email.

Speaker 60 Because it's too hard.

Speaker 58 It's not too hard. There's just clips of songs.
What are the artists? Email in.

Speaker 59 Mommy,

Speaker 58 XFM.co, you can.

Speaker 60 He's getting annoyed because he put the work in and there wasn't

Speaker 57 Remember, I think Kevin Spacey and the signed KPAX DVD is probably the only incentive to try and have a go with that one.

Speaker 62 Do you think you could win by getting one of them?

Speaker 63 Exactly.

Speaker 57 They're coming now. Okay, this is electronic.

Speaker 57 Right, let's get the answers. Let's get this out of the way.
Songs of Phrase.

Speaker 58 Songs a phrase, just in case you just tuned in, it's a new feature we've been doing. We take songs and chop them up and that.
And

Speaker 58 it's a phrase that has cropped up on the show a few times. This week

Speaker 58 we were going back to the classic me Auntie had wind for five minutes.

Speaker 60 Going back to the classic.

Speaker 57 And

Speaker 60 let's have a.

Speaker 58 Right, so what you had there is you had the knack with me and my shirona.

Speaker 58 Anti was some Manson track.

Speaker 57 You don't even know what it was.

Speaker 58 Anti everything, I think it's called, some album track, right? Then you had Bill Medley, Jennifer Warns. I have had the time of my life.

Speaker 58 You had Bob Dylan.

Speaker 1 Wind.

Speaker 63 Brilliant wind. Blowing in the wind.
How blowing in the wind was it?

Speaker 58 What was after that? Four. Four was

Speaker 60 2468 motorway.

Speaker 58 2468 Motorway. Tom Robinson.
Tom Robinson, yeah. That was the four.
Then you had the five five from

Speaker 58 Manfred Man, five, four, three, two, one. We wrapped it up with a bit of five star for minute, something about

Speaker 58 the

Speaker 1 minute.

Speaker 58 So they're the answers. We're looking for someone who I don't think we got anyone who had them all right.

Speaker 57 Nobody got all seven. Although, in your little answer list, then you only listed six because you got your numbers went out of sync in your own brain.
Well done, once again. Smooth.

Speaker 57 I tell you what, Carl, why don't you next week at least write down the answers for yourself? Don't need to. Well, you clearly do because you need to go out for yourself.

Speaker 60 Don't need to.

Speaker 65 You've proved that you do.

Speaker 43 Yeah, what is it this week? What's the what's the phrase?

Speaker 13 Well um remember the story I told you ages ago about uh

Speaker 13 about my neighbour having a horse in their house.

Speaker 6 Oh yeah, having a horse yeah, a horse.

Speaker 43 What's happened with that?

Speaker 32 Lily Henry doing it is a series.

Speaker 13 So uh huh.

Speaker 43 People nicking your ideas left, right and centre.

Speaker 13 Well that's that's the phrase we'll be using anyway.

Speaker 4 What?

Speaker 13 Um my neighbour had horse in our house.

Speaker 43 How many words is that?

Speaker 49 Six.

Speaker 38 My neighbour had.

Speaker 43 So there's no grammar either.

Speaker 41 My neighbour had horse in the house.

Speaker 41 My neighbour had horse in house.

Speaker 40 What it wait, what is the phrase?

Speaker 13 My neighbour had horse in her house.

Speaker 32 Are there any prepositions in this sentence?

Speaker 24 Look, don't judge it beforehand. You see, I'm turning over a new leaf.
I think this is a great idea. I think Carl's a genius, and I look forward to hearing this enormously.

Speaker 43 Okay, and I won't be sick on your leg or squeeze your head or make you jump when you're making a cup of tea.

Speaker 35 What have we got then?

Speaker 45 That's the silly side now. Let's get on to the proper show.

Speaker 13 Songs of phrase.

Speaker 31 Yeah, let's really do that.

Speaker 49 On to the classy stuff.

Speaker 23 Yeah.

Speaker 13 Do you want to do the prizes first?

Speaker 49 Right, no, then we're all right. Here they are.

Speaker 24 I haven't seen these, but I'm excited as ever. Alright, we have a t-shirt there, arbitrary t-shirt that you have probably stolen off of someone.
What does it say?

Speaker 24 Is it the red octopot chili peppers?

Speaker 41 So

Speaker 41 that's not too bad.

Speaker 24 It's a big t-shirt there.

Speaker 42 On DVD, should you be giving this away?

Speaker 24 This looks like it's the film Don't Say a Word. Yeah, and

Speaker 24 it doesn't have all the proper packaging. It's literally the disc, the DVD disc, just loose.
So enjoy that. The current album from Oasis.

Speaker 24 Heathen Chemistry, DVD, on DVD, The Life of Mammals, the complete series, the David Attenborough recent DVD, that. Walking with Cavemen, which I think is a DVD currently on TV, isn't it?

Speaker 31 Oh, there you go.

Speaker 24 Also, the X-List, which is a good new compilation, double CD compilation from XFM with loads of stuff on there, including nerd, Snoop Doggy Dog, Athlete, all sorts of

Speaker 24 fun.

Speaker 13 So, yeah, it's a phrase that's been said at some point or said a lot on the show. We've had like Hairy Chinese Kid.

Speaker 13 We went back to Me Mal Ad Win to five minutes and that.

Speaker 13 Today we're looking at My Neighbour Had a Horse in a House. Right, yes.
You remember we were talking about that probably about a year and a half ago now?

Speaker 32 Yeah, of course people, of course people people remember. They've been talking about it ever since, Carl, I imagine.

Speaker 32 Yeah, well, it's famous, it's still it's a world famous phrase, my neighbour had a horse in her house.

Speaker 13 Right, so this is uh this week's song's a phrase, and what I've done is I've got songs with those words in that make up that sentence. Yeah, you've got to email in ricky.javase at xfn.co.uk.

Speaker 13 There's six different songs, right?

Speaker 13 You email him with what?

Speaker 31 I don't know, there is six.

Speaker 16 Me neighbour ad

Speaker 38 horse in house.

Speaker 45 Is it really that sentence?

Speaker 13 Me neighbour had a horse in

Speaker 29 her house.

Speaker 13 It does work, honestly, it works.

Speaker 45 Yeah, okay, don't bother explaining it, just play it.

Speaker 13 Yeah, so here's the uh here it is.

Speaker 31 We're just playing.

Speaker 66 Right?

Speaker 66 What in

Speaker 37 God's name was that?

Speaker 13 Yeah, name the six songs.

Speaker 49 Are we naming the artists or the songs?

Speaker 24 Either. Artists.
Anyone who gets anything can get a prize.

Speaker 28 Once more, Carl?

Speaker 13 Artists, here we go.

Speaker 31 That's tricky, Carl.

Speaker 24 That's very hard. Once more.

Speaker 13 Email in ricky.javase at xfm.co.uk I'll give you a message.

Speaker 35 Another letdown.

Speaker 29 Another letdown.

Speaker 13 Can you just say that after I've just been stuffing grapes in my face and that's the thing?

Speaker 33 Well you fa you failed but you didn't get one burger in, right? Even when you tried to to chop it up there's three right so that's it.

Speaker 39 Steve out the goodness of his heart went to McDonald's okay.

Speaker 40 I got some grapes you d at sixty two.

Speaker 31 That's got nothing to do with this though this is my game show here.

Speaker 13 Bob Olmas didn't say yeah blockbusters is good but I never see him eating grapes.

Speaker 31 So this is a different thing forget that.

Speaker 23 Right.

Speaker 31 Here's the clips again.

Speaker 29 These are clips.

Speaker 24 Oh you know I said I was gonna turn over a new leaf and not criticise your ideas.

Speaker 53 I think it's the end of this one mate.

Speaker 32 We should give um the prizes away. Yeah, well, this is this has been dreadful.

Speaker 32 That this thing, we started off well with him trying to put forced burgers in his mouth, and then he'd come up with this tat.

Speaker 45 I mean, this is this is the end of this, because it's I mean, it was shoddy to start with.

Speaker 32 The old couple, well, this is not only what

Speaker 36 I'm just saying.

Speaker 13 This is what I was saying in the pub yesterday when you're trying to be sick on my leg. I was saying, Come up with new ideas if you don't like them, but you diss them on air.

Speaker 40 Well, it's just disappointing, isn't it?

Speaker 42 And oh, I said,

Speaker 42 What's that?

Speaker 13 I was disappointed when I was choking before.

Speaker 31 We were disappointed as well.

Speaker 42 Yeah.

Speaker 33 You didn't try.

Speaker 32 You didn't try with the grapes.

Speaker 40 He was just like

Speaker 31 chewing on that.

Speaker 40 He meant to just throw them in and swallow'em.

Speaker 13 Songs are phrase. It was six songs.

Speaker 23 He sounded like this.

Speaker 39 Well, what are they? Just give you a song.

Speaker 13 My destiny for my.

Speaker 24 Tricky.

Speaker 35 Neighbour. Oh, that's XFM.

Speaker 31 My neighbour was

Speaker 13 Space.

Speaker 31 Neighbourhood. Had.

Speaker 13 Ari Connick Junior. Had to be you.

Speaker 31 Right.

Speaker 13 Had your neighbour had a horse.

Speaker 31 America.

Speaker 28 America, yeah.

Speaker 31 A horse.

Speaker 13 In. In was Lisa Sandsfield with

Speaker 13 In All the Right Places.

Speaker 42 Oh, pathetic.

Speaker 33 Did anyone get that? Did anyone get that?

Speaker 23 No one got that.

Speaker 37 No one got that.

Speaker 39 That was pointless.

Speaker 38 Alright, well,

Speaker 24 the most anyone got was three. And so we're going to give it to Deborah.

Speaker 26 Okay, prizes to give away this week. You've excelled yourself again.

Speaker 3 We've got once again Scotland Rocks, the very best of Scottish music, Texas Deacon Blue, and Jerry Rafferty.

Speaker 64 Proclaimer's on there or not?

Speaker 56 Don't worry, Donald, she's on there as well, don't worry.

Speaker 1 Don't worry. There's Biss on there, it's Biss on there.

Speaker 68 I'm just checking to see if Midger and Hugh and Gride have teacher, but they don't, thankfully.

Speaker 9 I don't know.

Speaker 3 The Rosillos as well.

Speaker 56 Oh, God.

Speaker 47 Brilliant.

Speaker 1 Brilliant. That is great.
So look forward to that. Is Lulu on there or not? Is she not on there?

Speaker 1 Is she not on there? Is she not on there?

Speaker 69 But the Wets, and the Wets on there, all the Wets or not.

Speaker 7 Fair credit fraction.

Speaker 64 Brilliant, brilliant.

Speaker 64 Is We Hootie McToo on there?

Speaker 69 And is

Speaker 69 Jamboreo?

Speaker 70 What's this?

Speaker 56 This is another arbitrary compilation called Strange and Beautiful.

Speaker 26 The Originist album, which is quite good.

Speaker 3 The new album by The White Stripes. The DVD Walking with Cavemen, that TV show that's on, on VHS.

Speaker 19 It's still got the price on there.

Speaker 71 On VHS, in case you haven't seen it, Fight Club, and the best-selling book from Michael Moore's Stupid White Men.

Speaker 26 So actually, some quite good prizes there, Carl. Not bad.

Speaker 27 Alright, Carl, what's this?

Speaker 1 What's this competition?

Speaker 12 Right, Songs of Phrase. It's where I get a line that sort of s is said a lot on the show or has been said quite a lot on the show.

Speaker 64 Yeah. That's the spun stop squeezing me head.

Speaker 12 No.

Speaker 7 Oh, I could have done that.

Speaker 12 But what we're doing is

Speaker 12 The Elephant Man's My Favourite Film.

Speaker 69 Is that the phrase?

Speaker 12 Yeah, that's the phrase that we're looking at today.

Speaker 3 The Elephant Man's My Favourite Film.

Speaker 1 It is as well. It's his favourite film.
I know, I know.

Speaker 69 Why is that again?

Speaker 1 So it's funny and sad, and you know exactly what you're going to get. Yeah.

Speaker 3 They promised you an Elephant Man, that's exactly what you get.

Speaker 64 Yeah. It's good.

Speaker 67 Have you seen it, Steve? I have seen it. It is good, isn't it?

Speaker 7 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 56 Do you remember at the beginning of the election?

Speaker 64 Think of that.

Speaker 1 Having that as your favourite film of all the hundreds of amazing films.

Speaker 56 I mean, I mean, it's a good film and it's a moving film. Yeah.

Speaker 15 But I can't imagine the film I would watch endlessly again and again.

Speaker 9 I don't care about a bloke with an

Speaker 1 elephant head.

Speaker 7 Did you have a bit of it again?

Speaker 12 The other night? It's one of them that, you know, just sort of reminds you.

Speaker 1 You know what annoys me when he goes, I am not an animal.

Speaker 64 He is.

Speaker 67 Well, I mean, he speaks like one.

Speaker 64 And what does the help?

Speaker 64 He looks like one.

Speaker 64 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 12 But it was a bit unfair because they never let him look in a mirror because he's a bit odd looking and it upset him. Yeah.
So his hair was always a mess.

Speaker 12 And that made him look worse than he actually was.

Speaker 27 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 Yeah.

Speaker 12 But good film, get it out if you haven't seen it. That's the phrase today.

Speaker 56 Do you know?

Speaker 3 Um, my remember, my friend introduced me to that film.

Speaker 71 And if you remember at the beginning, there's a big montage because he is working in a zoo, isn't he, or he's been kept in a zoo.

Speaker 71 And there's a sequence of various elephants, I think, actual elephants kind of rampaging. And it's just quite a sort of moody, atmospheric montage.

Speaker 56 Is he kidding of the elephants?

Speaker 3 My friend said to me when we watched this, he said, what happens is he gets trampled on by some elephants, and that's what makes him look like an elephant.

Speaker 64 And I went, right. And I watched it.
I thought, that's not the case.

Speaker 56 And I tried to explain it to him. And he's to this day still convinced that the elephant man...

Speaker 64 It's like when Spider-Man gets bitten by a reduction.

Speaker 68 It was his mum, wasn't it? Elephant man.

Speaker 64 The power of an elephant.

Speaker 27 Was it his mum who got bidden?

Speaker 71 He never forgets.

Speaker 9 Be careful.

Speaker 9 His ma'am, what?

Speaker 12 Wasn't it his mum who was pregnant and then they ran over her?

Speaker 7 No, I don't think so. That's the impression I got from it.

Speaker 1 You are joking, aren't you?

Speaker 20 No.

Speaker 12 I thought I honestly. Anyway, right, so the phrase is my favourite film's The Elephant Man.
Oh, wow.

Speaker 12 These five songs make up that sentence. Yep.
Right, this week. Have a listen, see if you can work out the songs.
Email him ricky.javase at xfm.co.uk.

Speaker 6 Right?

Speaker 12 And you win all that stuff. Stevie just said.
So,

Speaker 12 right, here we go then.

Speaker 11 The

Speaker 69 That was mostly done. Jeez, let's hear it again.

Speaker 12 Five songs there, The Elephant.

Speaker 64 Not so hard, it's my favourite film.

Speaker 12 Well, I thought we'd make it a bit easier.

Speaker 67 Make it a bit easier.

Speaker 12 Yeah, just one more.

Speaker 11 The Elfin Me

Speaker 11 is my favourite film.

Speaker 3 Email only ricky.gervase at XFM.co.uk.

Speaker 64 Brilliant.

Speaker 1 We got the result of the quiz, Carl or?

Speaker 12 Yeah, I'll just play it one more time. It was Songs of Phrase.
Is this the last time we're doing this?

Speaker 7 I thought so.

Speaker 3 I thought it worked better this week because it was actually doable.

Speaker 56 Yeah. I think that makes a difference, Carl.

Speaker 1 We haven't done Carl's an Idiot yet. Carl, you're an idiot, have we?

Speaker 12 Oh, well, that's a reason to keep it.

Speaker 56 Maybe we can end with that one when you come back.

Speaker 12 Right, well, the five songs that made up this little thing here were Mystery's Beauty of Blues, Eels, Innocent Man, Billy Joel, You're My Favourite Waste of Time, Owen Paul, Boom Rhapsody, Queen, Girls on Film, Duranda Ran, it sounded like this.

Speaker 12 The Elephant Man is my favourite film.

Speaker 64 Hey, almost Bohemia Rhapsody in there?

Speaker 69 Yeah, it's

Speaker 64 this thing. Oh, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 56 Well, we're going to give that to Piley.

Speaker 26 He just calls himself Piley, Ian Pyle.

Speaker 27 Good work, Piley.

Speaker 64 What's happened to Anders?

Speaker 26 Well, I was just going to say, actually, we've not had correspondence from Richard Dickie Anders for some time.

Speaker 1 The Dick Meister. Dick Meister General.

Speaker 1 His naughty, insulting ways.

Speaker 70 Yeah, Anderson used to email regularly.

Speaker 64 Anders?

Speaker 1 Get on your computer.

Speaker 64 Get in touch, mate.

Speaker 1 What do you think about the name of the show? Hold on, though. To be fair, he was listening when we were pretty shoddy.

Speaker 1 If he's listened to the last three weeks, I think we're owed a little apology from you, Dixter.

Speaker 64 Exactly.

Speaker 64 Absolutely.

Speaker 26 Listen, Piley, we want to send you all those goodies, including Scottish rock.

Speaker 26 But we don't have your address, so email in your address.

Speaker 25 Songs of Phrase is the mighty return of Songs of Phrase. No one has requested that.

Speaker 25 Not due to public opinion.

Speaker 25 A lot of people have requested some swearing.

Speaker 46 They have indeed.

Speaker 46 We had a lot of emails for that.

Speaker 25 But go on, Carl. And remind us again what exactly Songs of Phrase is and why we should care.

Speaker 72 It's just a phrase that we take from the show, make up by taking words out of a song, edited it together.

Speaker 25 The phrase that we're doing is no more cheeky freak of the week. No more cheeky freak of the week.

Speaker 72 It sounds like this.

Speaker 47 Right, so.

Speaker 25 No, that's nine-odd impossible. Play it again.

Speaker 72 You've got to email in with all the songs that you can hear there. Right? There's, I think it's five songs.

Speaker 25 And we just want the names of the songs?

Speaker 47 Yeah, that'll do. Okay.

Speaker 25 Alright, do we just hear it again? No more, chicken, free, pop, and weak.

Speaker 25 Alright. Yeah, it's good.
It's probably one of the best you've done. It's very tricky, though.

Speaker 46 That's not too tricky.

Speaker 3 Play it again.

Speaker 25 How many have you got, do you think, Rick?

Speaker 1 Well, I've noticed the same person singing twice. Is that right? In a band and solo.

Speaker 12 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 I know one

Speaker 1 straight away from the word.

Speaker 25 Can I just say, I do think naming the songs is a bit tricky. Let's just name the artists.
Is that right? Just the artists. Just the artists, just change the rules slightly.

Speaker 25 Before we play it again, just let you know what the prizes are. We've got on DVD Later with Jules Holland Louder.
Lots of the alternative acts he's had on there. A DVD, there are a couple of DVDs.

Speaker 46 With a good Yugi piano over the top.

Speaker 42 Let's hope so. Brilliant.

Speaker 46 I can't.

Speaker 25 Mary Chainer on there, Stereophonics. We've got Sonic Youth, Ash, Hole, Queens of the Stone Age, Foo Fighters.
Quite good.

Speaker 25 Once again, Cruise of the Gods on DVD. Sorry, Rob Ryden and Steve Coogan.
That was on at Christmas. It's not bad.

Speaker 46 It's not the same one. They haven't been sending that back.
We've been giving out different ones each way.

Speaker 25 Yeah, indeed. This is an album just called quite simply I Love You.
And you'll be pleased because there's the likes of Mel C, Cliff Richard, and the Hollies on there. Brilliant.
Excellent.

Speaker 25 The best chill-out album ever. We've got the Beach Boys on there, obviously Casello, Pink Floyd Coldplay.
That's not bad.

Speaker 25 And this is the one that's most interesting, I think, the American Song Poem Anthology.

Speaker 25 I've not heard it yet, but apparently, I think what it is is an anthology of recordings that were made, apparently in maybe the 50s or 60s America.

Speaker 25 You could, there was a particular organization, you could send in songs or lyrics that you'd written at home, and they would send it to music and record it for you. And this is a compilation of them.

Speaker 25 So obviously, there's some quite idiosyncratic and odd little things on there. I think it's probably worth a listen.
So not bad prizes at all, Carl.

Speaker 24 Let's play it again.

Speaker 46 Well, that's we got we've started that going.

Speaker 25 Just the artist, then ricky.gervase at xfm.co.uk. Ricky.gervase at xfm.co.uk.
Once more, Carl?

Speaker 25 See, we're just great. Yeah, not bad at all.

Speaker 25 Rick, I can tell you now that the answers to Songs of Phrase are quite literally dribbling dribbling in

Speaker 25 i think there's two maybe maybe three answers so far so very excited about that so here's the winner answers well let's give us the answers first all right

Speaker 47 sounds not rockers i'm calling it rockers because i we're they're all into changing one another

Speaker 23 all right paul mccartney cheeky girls sugar babes space and beatles okay brilliant you've really i mean if you're not interested in it carl seriously mate.

Speaker 25 Anyway, we're going to give the prizes, which are pretty good this week, to

Speaker 25 James Waters from Colchester.

Speaker 1 Well, we've got songs of phrases.

Speaker 67 Songs of phrase, then.

Speaker 68 Okay, let's just have a look at the prizes.

Speaker 56 Just remind us again what exactly songs of phrase is, because I know a lot of people that put it out of their mind week by week.

Speaker 12 It's a phrase that's been said on the show a few times, right?

Speaker 1 I mean, you remember classics. Like

Speaker 19 what was it?

Speaker 56 Hairy Chinese kids.

Speaker 1 Yeah, there's this hairy Chinese kid.

Speaker 12 Stop squeezing me, Ed.

Speaker 1 Stop saying that. Carl, you're you're an idiot.
Carl you're an idiot. You know, some classic phrases.
Classic phrases.

Speaker 56 And so you use various old-time songs and you put them all together, and that spells out the phrase.

Speaker 22 Before we play that, let me tell you now, you can win.

Speaker 30 Look forward to this.

Speaker 15 What's this? The new album from the Star Spangles.

Speaker 30 That's called Bazooka.

Speaker 9 Was that out, was that?

Speaker 69 Never heard of it. Where's bazooka?

Speaker 64 Never heard of it.

Speaker 7 Never heard of it.

Speaker 68 The best summer holiday album in the world ever.

Speaker 7 The treats on there include the Fast Food Rockers and Last Ketch Up.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I'm waiting for their second single because I don't know what that's going to be about.

Speaker 69 Sure.

Speaker 1 Is it going to be more fast food? Maybe like Preta Monje.

Speaker 64 Yeah.

Speaker 56 Yeah, lovely.

Speaker 30 This is very good. Yeah, two disc set: the best of David Bowie.

Speaker 19 Inspiral Carpets, the best of them.

Speaker 30 Still don't know how they spin that over three seasons.

Speaker 22 No idea.

Speaker 69 Boweries is one.

Speaker 64 Yeah.

Speaker 70 We mentioned it last week, the American Song Poem Anthology.

Speaker 71 That's kind of a kooky collection of songs.

Speaker 34 And we've also got a couple of DVDs here.

Speaker 30 Stephen King's Rose Red.

Speaker 70 I've never heard of it.

Speaker 64 Straight to video.

Speaker 64 Yeah, made for television. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 67 And never be seen at the cinema.

Speaker 71 And I know, I mean, I'm sure there's a lot of nerdlingers listening, so they will be loving Richard Dean Anderson in Stargate SG1.

Speaker 15 Free inside, there's a collector's card, plus, you can win some exclusive memorabilia.

Speaker 56 So I think a pair of theirs.

Speaker 1 Well, all you've got to do is listen to these like 13 songs, probably, to a well-known stupid phrase.

Speaker 12 It's only seven different songs, right?

Speaker 1 Well, just get the most you can, just get be rough, artist or song,

Speaker 1 do, right?

Speaker 12 And the phrase is

Speaker 12 about me dad nicking from uh telephone boxes, right?

Speaker 1 You've got to give them a clue because they've got to get they've got to know what they're listening for. It's it's hard enough when you know daddy's never gonna stop robbing from telephone box.

Speaker 64 Is that it? Yeah,

Speaker 19 so what are these?

Speaker 1 What are these songs then?

Speaker 12 It doesn't matter that some people don't know what that's about, do they? Doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 No, they're not, they're not well, well, your father's a thief.

Speaker 1 Email only, ricky.gervaise at xfm.co.uk. Let's hear it.

Speaker 1 Also not

Speaker 1 grammatically correct. So it's

Speaker 1 Danny never gonna stop robbing from telephone.

Speaker 23 Fucks.

Speaker 64 Rubbish.

Speaker 1 Unbelievable.

Speaker 70 I think we just need the song. That's all we're after.

Speaker 64 From

Speaker 12 Just again?

Speaker 3 This is a desperate feature, man. It really is awful.

Speaker 19 See, Rick, if we took more of an interest in this show, we'd have come in, listened to that.

Speaker 56 We'd said, no way.

Speaker 1 We'd have said, no way.

Speaker 1 We've got a reputation. Yeah.
We've won awards.

Speaker 27 We've won major awards.

Speaker 56 We're not putting that tat out.

Speaker 64 Yeah, no.

Speaker 56 You know,

Speaker 56 that's what we're doing.

Speaker 1 But we're just giving the listener what they're used to. Exactly.

Speaker 56 So I think more full them for listening.

Speaker 19 Ricky.gavazexfm.co.uk.

Speaker 15 Now, then, we were playing earlier Songs of Phrase.

Speaker 56 We have had.

Speaker 3 I mean,

Speaker 71 the answers, I could literally count on the fingers of one hand.

Speaker 64 Now, the right answers, even less so.

Speaker 19 But

Speaker 19 do you want to play it once more, Carl?

Speaker 11 Oh, God.

Speaker 12 There was um

Speaker 12 seven songs in there.

Speaker 1 Right. Read them out, Corn.
What are they?

Speaker 64 It was uh oh, have you ever got written down?

Speaker 12 I can remember them. Daddy Cool.

Speaker 64 Bony M. Bony M.

Speaker 12 Never gonna

Speaker 64 Rick Castle.

Speaker 64 Write'em down!

Speaker 12 Stop, Sam Brown.

Speaker 12 Robin was uh Miss Robinson by Salmon and Garfunkel. Mrs.

Speaker 1 Robinson.

Speaker 7 Yeah. uh hang on a minute.
That's not Robin. Oh.

Speaker 12 From From Russia We Love, Matt Monroe.

Speaker 12 Telephone.

Speaker 12 Telephone hanging on the telephone. Blondie.
And then box.

Speaker 12 Living in a box.

Speaker 11 Living in a box.

Speaker 34 Well listen, no, I don't think anyone got them all right.

Speaker 15 If you did get them all right, I'm sorry, but I gave up checking the emails a long, long time ago.

Speaker 11 So we're going to give it

Speaker 19 I'm going to give it to Michelle Flower because she got a few of them right.

Speaker 34 Okay, so quiz time. I know everyone's been looking forward to this.

Speaker 30 Which quiz is going to be a little bit of a quick.

Speaker 1 Well we're going to play along because he's done Songs of Phrase where he cuts up

Speaker 1 bits and pieces from records. You have to guess the title or the artist.
And makes a well-known phrase, i.e. a phrase that we've said a lot.
And

Speaker 1 the challenge is that me and Steve have got to try and work out what it is as well. Before we tell, we will tell you the phrase, but let me just see if I can guess.
Play it.

Speaker 74 Tell me why, tell me why, tell me why.

Speaker 74 Playing the game on sweet.

Speaker 68 Right. I know what that is.
I didn't hear it. Can you play it once you go?

Speaker 69 I know what that is.

Speaker 1 Right, it's why don't they play the game of swing ball? Because that's what he said when he turned on and saw people in wheelchairs playing tennis.

Speaker 69 And his point was...

Speaker 74 Tell me why, tell me why, tell me why.

Speaker 68 Oh, dear. That is so naughty.

Speaker 1 This show's been a bit naughty, I think. I don't know what's happened to us.

Speaker 1 I think it's like sort of end of term sort of madness but I think we've got to calm down here was a bit naughty there we've said you know bloke with two dicks we said Chinese people don't talk properly which is a little bit offensive yeah you know what I mean Carl

Speaker 1 well they don't know right okay let's leave it now okay stop there Carl Carl does not necessarily reflect the opinions of XFM or any other human being if you think that me and Steve have been offensive we are strongly behind the guise of irony satire and ignorance Carl

Speaker 1 only has ignorance

Speaker 1 and hate

Speaker 12 no no no but as long as you say something good about someone you can also say something bad about

Speaker 64 go on and give us an example well Chinese yeah yeah yeah great people right good

Speaker 12 the women women really good looking as as as younger people

Speaker 64 What are you doing?

Speaker 12 I'm just saying, as long as you

Speaker 12 you know what I mean, there's good and bad and everything.

Speaker 64 For everyone. Well, what are the old ones like?

Speaker 12 Yeah, they don't age well. Fuck!

Speaker 64 What do you mean?

Speaker 12 The fellow in Karate Kick, the teacher, was only about 36.

Speaker 64 We started this.

Speaker 64 We started this.

Speaker 64 Oh. Fact.

Speaker 12 So, song to phrase, email in, ricky.javase at xmn.co.uk.

Speaker 64 Right?

Speaker 30 Well, I have to say, Paul, it's very tricky this week. You've got some very obscure sounding songs there.

Speaker 12 Yeah, just all we want is the artists.

Speaker 19 I think just the song, Carl mate.

Speaker 11 No, that's hard.

Speaker 27 No, that's hard. Yeah, the artist.

Speaker 26 Just the artist, I know.

Speaker 30 Okay, so these are the prizes this week.

Speaker 12 Let's play it again so they can hear it. Try and work out all the different artists.

Speaker 1 Yeah, why don't they play the game of swing?

Speaker 56 The game of swing ball.

Speaker 74 Tell me why, tell me why, tell me why.

Speaker 64 That's tricky. It is tricky.

Speaker 69 That is tricky. That is good.

Speaker 3 But there are some great prizes,

Speaker 56 including Carl, I can't help but notice, torn from the current, well, I think today's issue of The Daily Mirror.

Speaker 1 What is giving away a giveaway?

Speaker 68 It's a free CD from the Daily Mirror, which you can buy it.

Speaker 70 We spend £30p on the mirror. You can get this anyway.

Speaker 68 But it's still in the piece of plastic that it came in.

Speaker 64 I love it. It's ripped.

Speaker 68 Anyway, there are some other treats for you.

Speaker 1 Oh, you'll be loving to get that through the door.

Speaker 30 So there's a The Jingly Jangly Sound of Summer.

Speaker 68 Good vibes. A two CD set featuring music from Crowded House, REM, Simon and Garfunkel, and the beach.

Speaker 1 I'll tell you what, I've got the thought of another game. We can put Carl's into theory.

Speaker 1 I can tell him sort of like a person or

Speaker 1 a people or a place, right, or a profession, and he's got to come up with a good and bad.

Speaker 27 A good and bad thing.

Speaker 1 It is dicing with death. Are we ready to do this?

Speaker 68 Well, listen, if we're quitting in the next couple of weeks, then who cares?

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Good and bad.

Speaker 64 Well, hang on, whoa, let me just...

Speaker 19 We're on the prizes here.

Speaker 1 Alright, okay.

Speaker 15 So now 55.

Speaker 19 I know there's a lot of XFM listeners who are going to be looking forward to the likes of S Club 8 and the the Fast Food Rockers.

Speaker 69 They're all on there.

Speaker 1 I can't wait. What is their second single going to be about?

Speaker 15 The Smashing Pumpkins. This is quite a good little compilation of sort of B-sides and live performances and stuff like that,

Speaker 19 which is not bad. The best summer holiday album in the world ever.

Speaker 15 I think we've given that away in the past.

Speaker 56 All sorts of stuff on there.

Speaker 71 Plus, the director's cut of True Romance on DVD, the Tarantino Screw Tuesday.

Speaker 64 It's a great film.

Speaker 9 Tony Scott's favorite art movie.

Speaker 56 So there's some quite a good prices.

Speaker 26 Just play it once more.

Speaker 12 So email in Ricky.javase, XFM.

Speaker 1 Why don't they play the game of swing ball?

Speaker 12 Just the artist, yeah? That's all we're after.

Speaker 74 Tell me why, tell me why, tell me why. Don't play.

Speaker 74 Play the game or swing ball.

Speaker 56 Very tricky. Brilliant.

Speaker 1 Very brilliant. That is brilliant.

Speaker 11 Alright, bump the song on. I'll put a song on now.

Speaker 64 What?

Speaker 12 Let's put a song on. A bit of

Speaker 1 farrell, will you? Yes. Good and bad, good and bad.
Old people.

Speaker 1 Darkness, I believe in a thing called Love on XFM, 104.9, Ricky Gervaise, Steve Merchant, Carl Pilkington. Carl set the ball rolling with Songs of Phrase.
Why don't they play swing ball?

Speaker 1 Referring, of course, to people in

Speaker 1 wheelchairs who play tennis because he was disappointed they weren't getting around the court quickly enough. So why didn't they play swing ball? Brilliant.

Speaker 1 Someone just emailed in saying because if they hit it to the top, they wouldn't be able to reach it to unravel it. Exactly.
Which is a good point. But I mean, nonetheless,

Speaker 1 good and bad in people in wheelchairs? What do you do that? Good and bad. Good and bad things about people in the wheelchairs?

Speaker 7 Um

Speaker 27 good and bad.

Speaker 47 Yeah.

Speaker 7 Um suppose

Speaker 12 I don't know, really. They take up less room in cinemas.
They've got their own seat.

Speaker 67 Good.

Speaker 19 That's good, is it?

Speaker 12 That's that's a good thing.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, good. Yeah, well done.
Well done.

Speaker 7 So what's bad?

Speaker 12 Dunno, I'll have to think about it.

Speaker 7 Okay.

Speaker 12 But uh

Speaker 12 let's leave that, eh?

Speaker 23 We started it.

Speaker 30 We've had very very few entries.

Speaker 71 I really think people aren't interested. They really have just given up.

Speaker 56 I mean seriously Carlos.

Speaker 1 That's the one thing you contributed to this show, Carl. And it's it's the

Speaker 69 the weak

Speaker 64 link, I think.

Speaker 1 In the chain. The missing link.

Speaker 1 Do you reckon there is one, Carl? Do you reckon they'll ever find the missing link?

Speaker 1 Wandering around Manchester.

Speaker 67 Wait a minute, Carl.

Speaker 70 The stats then, let's have the answers, if we can.

Speaker 12 Right, it was

Speaker 64 more.

Speaker 12 Right, it was Play the Game of Love.

Speaker 12 I think that was Wayne Fontana and the Mindbenders.

Speaker 7 Right, you think, but you're not sure.

Speaker 12 Louis Armstrong was the

Speaker 12 Don't Mean a Thing if it ain't got that swing.

Speaker 12 And Queen,

Speaker 12 Don't Stop Me Now, we're having a good time.

Speaker 7 We're having a ball.

Speaker 22 We're having a ball.

Speaker 34 Well, I mean, considering you yourself weren't entirely clear, I think it's only fair to give it to Paul Brown, who got some of the answers right.

Speaker 62 Winnie Doose a phrase, by the way, where Carl picks out a phrase that he might have said once,

Speaker 62 tries to find words from songs to put it together, you've got to guess as many as you can, song or artist, I can't remember.

Speaker 62 But But even though you might look at it and go, that's mental, I don't know any of them, you might win if you get two, right? I mean, I think the winner last week got about three out of four.

Speaker 62 Well, I have to be honest with you.

Speaker 76 I mean, last week, I mean, Rockbusters, surprisingly, was a very, very popular quiz.

Speaker 61 Yeah.

Speaker 77 It just happened to be awful.

Speaker 75 Yeah.

Speaker 76 This one is pitiful. I mean, it's truly atrocious.
And it really doesn't even have a fan base. I mean, there's no one championing this one, Carl.
Last week, seriously, mate, I got a bank.

Speaker 77 Oh, Carl's face.

Speaker 65 Seven or eight.

Speaker 78 Oh, God, that's terrible.

Speaker 43 That was like when you told a kid that you couldn't couldn't afford a Christmas present this year.

Speaker 65 Look at his face.

Speaker 75 Yeah, it is a bit distraught.

Speaker 76 It's like Chris Evans' face when they said they were cancelling girls and boys.

Speaker 78 I can come up with great TV names

Speaker 44 like that.

Speaker 47 No, you can't, Chris, not anymore.

Speaker 65 Oh, his little glasses slid down his nose.

Speaker 77 Oh my god, you don't forget your toothbrush. Yeah.

Speaker 78 All that money you owe me.

Speaker 65 No, you owe us. Oh, but

Speaker 56 believe it.

Speaker 73 Alright.

Speaker 58 So, will I just play to you and

Speaker 75 So, it's a phrase that might have once been uttered on this show. It was said last week.
Oh, right.

Speaker 73 Alright, okay, brilliant.

Speaker 27 Alright, here we go.

Speaker 80 I know you're just 16, but look at all of what you are.

Speaker 44 Right, I know.

Speaker 65 I know what that is.

Speaker 75 That's ridiculous.

Speaker 65 What it is, is it's something like, right, you're only 16, but you look 26, and the Chinese look older than they are, or something, because he said that.

Speaker 77 The Chinese don't age route.

Speaker 61 That is mental carl.

Speaker 78 It's the most convoluted, ridiculous, racist piece of material ever to be heard on radio.

Speaker 80 I know you're just 16,

Speaker 81 but look at all of who you are.

Speaker 65 You're just 16 and look at all the 21, that's because the Chinese look older.

Speaker 65 Carl, you've gone mental!

Speaker 61 Oh, that is amazing.

Speaker 62 So, there you go, the well-known phrase, you're 16, look at all of 21, that's because the Chinese look older.

Speaker 62 Well-known phrase there, sweeping the nation. That's a that will be up there with was up

Speaker 78 and shut that door.

Speaker 61 If they do a poll, right?

Speaker 61 Okay, play it wise.

Speaker 77 Well, we're after the artists, just the artists.

Speaker 80 I know you're just 16, but looking all through the wild.

Speaker 55 Alright, let's see what the prizes are.

Speaker 75 We've got uh I assume this is the new album from Mower.

Speaker 76 Um everyone's going crazy for Mower.

Speaker 65 I've not heard people stop talking about Mower.

Speaker 75 So there it is.

Speaker 76 We've got the new album from the Webb Brothers, um which might be quite good.

Speaker 76 Uh the Polyphonic Spree album, the best dance album in the world ever, which is ideal, perhaps if you're having a barbecue and you've got lots of eight-year-old children coming.

Speaker 63 The Polyphonic Spree, I look at them and I think, well, you're only a pretty good band, but um if that album sounds like a million, you're gonna make about forty quid each.

Speaker 61 I know, it's a challenge.

Speaker 75 They're the sort of indie equivalent of the so-solid crew.

Speaker 9 Yeah, you're not going to make any money.

Speaker 65 The manager's getting to it,

Speaker 76 and also on DVD, Red Dwarf Series 1. So, it's absolutely barnstorming.

Speaker 63 And if you can identify what artists are using this well-known racist phrase, that's because the Chinese look older.

Speaker 77 Play it once more, Carl. One more time.

Speaker 80 I know you're just 16, but looking old and warm.

Speaker 23 That's recording.

Speaker 23 Look, oh no.

Speaker 76 Oh, record.co.uk.

Speaker 76 Just a couple of emails just to update you on what's coming in here.

Speaker 76 Natasha has emailed us. She says that she's of Chinese origin, and at 27, she often got mistaken for 24.
So your notion that Chinese people don't age well is obviously factually incorrect.

Speaker 63 Yeah, well, we didn't need, thank you for playing, but I mean, honestly, trust us, Natasha, we didn't need you to tell us that.

Speaker 62 We know Carl is talking absolute nonsense.

Speaker 79 Wait till you get to 30.

Speaker 77 Oh, no, no, this is quite a nice email from Paul.

Speaker 76 He says, Let Carl know that I have a Chinese friend called Oi.

Speaker 56 Imagine the confusing and amusing situations we're getting to

Speaker 75 out and about in busy Samo.

Speaker 44 Oi!

Speaker 58 His surname, Comer.

Speaker 55 Lightning Wit from Come.

Speaker 65 Until you're 30.

Speaker 63 Yeah, I know.

Speaker 73 Brilliant.

Speaker 76 But no, actually, we've had a surprising response to Songs of Phrase this week. Despite the fact that everyone has agreed that it's racialist,

Speaker 76 they've nevertheless had a go. So keep your answers coming in

Speaker 76 because we may as well.

Speaker 1 You're a hit, Commerce.

Speaker 62 I'll play it again and give the answers.

Speaker 65 Here we go. Songs of Iris.

Speaker 79 Songs of Phrase. Name the Artist.
Name the Artist.

Speaker 80 I know you're just 16 but looking old

Speaker 11 you and cry that's

Speaker 55 philip bailey again that's too little oh no

Speaker 76 right it was that was rock set

Speaker 79 the look yeah yeah right we had uh you and cry started off yeah um 16 that was Dean Martin because Jane's fiction, yeah.

Speaker 79 Yeah, Chinese Philip Bailey.

Speaker 62 Philip Bailey, that's the second outing he's had.

Speaker 62 Last one we used him for Chinese, where there was this hairy Chinese kid. He's never got so many royalties being used in racist game shows.

Speaker 79 Brilliant. Then rock set and finishing with George Michael.

Speaker 77 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 63 Brilliant. Who's the winner?

Speaker 75 Well, the winner, actually, it looks to me like he's got all of them here from Bogner Regis. It's Stuart Burke.

Speaker 82 Listen,

Speaker 82 do you want to set up Songs of Phrase? Yeah. Oh, God.

Speaker 82 If you've not heard the show before. I thought we weren't doing this this week.
I thought we weren't. No, we'll do it once, right?

Speaker 82 And then next week's the last one, so we'll do Rockbusters, leave them for the next one. That might be the last one ever, depending on whether Carl decides to come back in October or not.

Speaker 82 I'm bored of it. I told you I'm bored of it.
Why are you bored with it? I get bored quick with stuff.

Speaker 82 Yeah.

Speaker 82 I told Suzanne the other night how lucky she was. I haven't

Speaker 82 got rid of her yet. She's...

Speaker 82 Things.

Speaker 82 You did put on her soft music, though, first, did you? You didn't just start getting that around her.

Speaker 82 Daredevil,

Speaker 82 you know you're a very lucky girl sorry well i used to get bored with you and that yeah oh do you're lucky you're pissed off yeah do you want the champagne or what well she was annoyed the other day oh what's that on your ear

Speaker 82 don't worry about it pigeons here aren't it we're walking to the pictures right to go and see uh bruce almighty sure why uh just something to say innit yeah so you were you were trying to sneak in the back so uh on the way cutting across let's say square

Speaker 82 and uh those fellas who sell roses he comes over do you want one do Do you want one? So, don't do that. She's allergic to them.
Right, so we'd go away. Yeah.
She got all annoyed about that.

Speaker 82 Because she's not allergic to them. Well, she's not allergic now, but they're about three quid each.

Speaker 82 But the point of mankind, it's not that she really wants a rose, it's that you're willing to spend three pounds on her. Taking us to the pictures.

Speaker 82 How much was that? That was eight quid each. Did you pay for it though? Didn't you ever, if I if I know you, you had her dressed up as a small child.

Speaker 82 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 82 Me and my son, please. Or you've made her sit on your shoulders and wear a long coat.
Yeah, exactly. Anyway, listen, songs are phrase, then.

Speaker 82 You paid for it at going, and then you went another pint while she watched this. Yeah, there's no point both of us seeing it, but tell me about it.
Tell me what it's like. Oh, right, songs are phrase.

Speaker 82 So let's explain what songs are phrase is. You do it.
Okay, oh, really?

Speaker 82 If you think that Carl is bored with life, then you will be even more bored once you have heard this particular quiz. The gist of it is that Carl has taken a well-known phrase.

Speaker 82 Stop me there. Not a well-known phrase, that he said once.
On this show. Yeah, probably.
And And he's somehow

Speaker 82 compiled together a number of different songs which have somehow built up that particular phrase or sentence.

Speaker 82 If it's anything about Chinese people, Philip Bailey will be involved. That's all I can say.
Okay, let's hear it then, Carl.

Speaker 82 I don't know what that was. This is appalling.
That's a bit This is appalling.

Speaker 82 Carl, Carl, I do not know what that is. What is the phrase?

Speaker 82 I just was saying last week about everyone's raving about Galileo. No, they're not.
No, they're not. No, Galileo.
No, they're not. No.
That sounds like a sort of B-side from the buggles.

Speaker 82 Everyone's raving about Beyoncé and Robbie Williams.

Speaker 82 What are you into? Galileo's good.

Speaker 82 Forget it, forget it. We were doing songs of phrase.
Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. Oh, God.
So what is this phrase? What is the phrase, Carl? Last week we're talking about Galileo. Right.

Speaker 82 And I just was saying

Speaker 82 years ago, I can't remember now. When was it? When was he doing his thing? End of the 16th century, I think.
Right. And he was messing about, trying to find out about

Speaker 82 speed of light or something, is it? No, he did lots of stuff. He did lots of stuff, Galileo.
All I was saying is

Speaker 82 sure everyone was saying, stop messing with that. Make us a telly.
You know what I mean? There were other things that people would have been happier with, sure, back then.

Speaker 82 So the phrase is the phrase exactly is what? The well-known phrase is what?

Speaker 82 Galileo.

Speaker 82 Oh, it goes like this, doesn't it?

Speaker 82 So it's Galileo's stop talking to me about

Speaker 82 science. Make me television.

Speaker 82 Make me television. Yeah.

Speaker 82 So you email in with the bands bands and that. Brilliant.

Speaker 82 That is rock bottom.

Speaker 82 I mean, the well-known phrase being Galileo stopped talking to me about science, make me television.

Speaker 82 As a well-known phrase, is one of the weirdest things I've ever forget. Jeers Out of Windows and things like that.
That is the weirdest thing I've heard on radio as a competition.

Speaker 82 Can we have that one next week?

Speaker 82 Okay, well, here are the prizes.

Speaker 82 If you think, Rick,

Speaker 82 if you think the quiz has hit rock bottom,

Speaker 82 wait till I tell you these prices. Yeah, brilliant.

Speaker 82 I know that we're very much pushing new music on XFM and it's an alternative music tension, so you'll be pleased that we're giving away now that's what I call Music 55, featuring the likes of Busted and Daniel Beddingfield.

Speaker 82 Brilliant.

Speaker 82 You really know how to cater to our audience, don't you? The best dance album in the world, that includes

Speaker 82 DJ Sammy, Scooter, and Liberty X on there.

Speaker 82 I look forward to that.

Speaker 82 This is not so bad. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, a live DVD of a pardon me, a performance.

Speaker 82 And some...

Speaker 82 Pardon me again.

Speaker 82 Anyway.

Speaker 82 That basically sums up the prizes. So I won't tell you the rest.
They're all monotonous. But anyway, I think those crisps, Rick, have gone down the wrong way.

Speaker 82 Although I was eating gulags, Julia.

Speaker 82 Sorry. I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
So anyway, yeah, that's some of the prizes. And you can win some tat.
If you can identify these artists.

Speaker 82 The The well-known phrase, Galileo is don't talk to me about science. Make me television.

Speaker 82 Science. Sweet.

Speaker 82 Take me television.

Speaker 82 It's appalling. But easy this week, I think.

Speaker 82 Yeah.

Speaker 82 Play record, Carl. I mean, it's ridiculous.
Ricky.gavaise at xfm.co.uk. The pictures.

Speaker 82 Answers rushing in, we should point out, for the quiz. Most of them agreeing that it's pointless.
Some people have called it songs of phrase, of course.

Speaker 82 Some people have referring to it now as songs of arse,

Speaker 82 which is more than appropriate. But you'll be pleased to know that it's ending this week, and next week we've got the return of the even more pitiful Rockbusters.
For the last one.

Speaker 82 That's back for the last one. We'd perhaps also need your petitions to Carl.

Speaker 82 If you want us to stay on the air, then you need to petition Carl giving good reasons why he should stay, why this show isn't boring, or rather, why he shouldn't be bored by it.

Speaker 82 I mean, you're bound to be bored as listeners, but obviously

Speaker 82 he's running out of steam now.

Speaker 82 What are you fed up with? You're just fed up with, in general, eh? I mean, you want your Saturdays back, do you? Just want a bit of a life back, that's all. But you don't do anything with your life.

Speaker 82 Why don't you do this instead of like your day job? Can't. It's more important than my day job, innit? That's what earns the company money in that.
That I mean. Well.

Speaker 82 So.

Speaker 82 Won't you do a regular show then? Sack someone who's, you know, quite frankly not putting that. I've done that.
I did that years ago. What do you mean? Done it.
Told you, I've done a lot of stuff.

Speaker 82 Boxing, done, tick, dancing, done. No, you turned up, the place was shut.

Speaker 82 Dancing? When did you do dancing? That's when he went and said, I want to do dancing. And he went along to the place and it was shut and that was it.
And he said, I didn't do it anymore.

Speaker 82 That's not doing it, is it? Boxing. He had a fight with one lad, then the lad beat him up and he didn't go again.

Speaker 82 Oh, dear, it's pathetic. Well, anyway, yeah, so this is basically our penultimate show.
Next week's the final. And And we're all looking forward to that enormously.
Yeah.

Speaker 82 But that may be it forever then. And this,

Speaker 82 you know, all for one, one for all, all for one. The three musketeers, gone forever.
Yeah. I, for one, I'll be pleased.

Speaker 82 Oh.

Speaker 82 Anyway.

Speaker 82 You've got something on your air, you know. Monkey news.
I was going to say the winner. I don't think anyone cares.
Oh, come on. Someone got all of them, didn't they? Well, okay, play it again then.

Speaker 82 This was Songs of Phrase. You did this.
The well-known phrase is Galileo, stop talking about science, make me television.

Speaker 82 the most convoluted banal

Speaker 82 quiz on any radio station ever i mean i'm including miles chris evans do you know what i mean

Speaker 82 Simon Bates. That's worse than anything they ever did.
Apparently Channel 5 have bought the right.

Speaker 82 Anyway, what were we doing?

Speaker 82 We had Queen in there, Altered Images, Thomas Dalby,

Speaker 82 Beatles, Aretha Franklin, and Red Out Chili Paper. Well, extraordinarily, Tracy and John Burton from Colchester and Essex got all of those right.

Speaker 82 Why they would want the prizes, I've no idea, but good.

Speaker 24 Competition then, come on then. What is it?

Speaker 13 Songs of Phrase.

Speaker 49 Remind us of this?

Speaker 13 We've got the film one coming up later as well but songs of phrase is the one where I took a popular phrase from the show well no it's not a popular phrase from the show it's sometimes something you said once there's this airy Chinese kid yeah and and I get all different bits of songs so you know I make up that sentence and you have to email him with the artists that you hear right what's the popular phrase then what's this what's this popular phrase that's sweeping the nation

Speaker 13 it's what we talked about last week

Speaker 13 my girlfriend had a problem with a marrow

Speaker 31 right

Speaker 31 yeah all right okay She wasn't your girlfriend.

Speaker 13 Yeah, but I couldn't find sort of

Speaker 13 blind date or whatever.

Speaker 50 So

Speaker 13 seven artists it's taken to make up this.

Speaker 37 My girlfriend had a problem with her marrow.

Speaker 45 Well, that's at least eight.

Speaker 16 So.

Speaker 13 Well, maybe not. I think I've managed it in seven.
Anyway, here we go.

Speaker 31 What the artists? We'll look at the names of the artists.

Speaker 24 Go ahead and paper and make a note.

Speaker 13 What artists are you hearing here?

Speaker 31 There you go.

Speaker 50 What are the artists?

Speaker 36 Their girlfriend had a problem with her marrow.

Speaker 24 We want the names of the artists. What can we win, Carl?

Speaker 32 Can I just recap that story?

Speaker 45 Carlton on a blind day.

Speaker 45 But when he found out that this girl had some sort of bone marrow problem, he said he didn't want to see her anymore.

Speaker 32 What's the point in getting to know someone that's going to die? Yeah. So just that's what you're dealing with.

Speaker 45 That is what you're dealing with with Carl Pilkington.

Speaker 13 Would you buy a car with a duff engine?

Speaker 31 It's a fair point.

Speaker 24 Ricky.javase at xfn.co.uk.

Speaker 24 Anyway, listen, sorry, we better get back to the competition. I'm worried that we've

Speaker 24 lost sight of that competition because I'm not going to lie to you, we've had no entries whatsoever so far.

Speaker 45 I can't believe that, because I actually got most of those that's actually a more accessible one I knew what I think I know all the artists and I'm stuck on

Speaker 45 girlfriend but I think I might know what that is let's hear it again I'm surprised

Speaker 31 I think that's a pretty accessible one accessible quiz yeah so no one's Is the email up or no one's listening?

Speaker 24 Well I think there's a little bit of that but we I think we've accidentally closed down the texting. So if you're texting in, this is

Speaker 31 rubbish.

Speaker 16 It really is awful, isn't it?

Speaker 31 Yeah.

Speaker 13 Just play it again. Hang on a minute.

Speaker 24 I'll tell you what it was. We didn't give out the prizes.
We didn't say what the prizes were going to be.

Speaker 31 That's the reason.

Speaker 24 Yeah,

Speaker 31 I think the emails are going to go O Mental.

Speaker 24 When they find out it's the first series of Open All Hours on VHS, that'll be it.

Speaker 31 in.

Speaker 16 That's the one. And the Bridget Nielsen video.

Speaker 31 Exactly.

Speaker 6 Oh, dear.

Speaker 31 Oh, no, actually, it's not too bad.

Speaker 36 Best air guitar albums in the

Speaker 39 volume.

Speaker 6 That's on the green.

Speaker 16 That'll keep running and running.

Speaker 24 Some kind of anniversary box set of a Doctor Who episode with a small one.

Speaker 31 What's that, baby?

Speaker 24 I'm Alan Partridge Series 2. That's worth having, obviously.
And Porridge Series 3.

Speaker 31 Okay, good. If you've not watched all of them on UK Gold, then I might be able to get it.

Speaker 16 There's something wrong with you.

Speaker 24 So, yeah, let's hear it it again.

Speaker 13 Just name the artist, that's all we want.

Speaker 6 Just the artist.

Speaker 1 Oh, have we got the results? Yeah.

Speaker 45 Go on, and what are they?

Speaker 42 Songs of phrase.

Speaker 49 These are the songs.

Speaker 13 My girlfriend had a problem with the marrow. He answers Sinatra, Prince, Billy, uh Bill Medley.
Uh you two, Shirelles, there was also dub pistols in there.

Speaker 29 Uh no.

Speaker 24 No, no one got all of them, Carl, obviously. Um but we'll give it to Mark Canton.
He got uh what did he get, about six or something.

Speaker 25 Well then he's from Dublin, so that's nice.