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You're crazy.

What's going on, everybody?

Welcome back to another episode of the Vile Files Reality Recap Edition.

I'm your host, Nick, and we are back in Vancouver.

Nally is asleep.

Sorry, we had a crazy night last night.

We're drama.

What happened last night?

Drama follows us.

We're drama.

It's so, and we want to be so simple

and meek.

Yeah.

And it just doesn't allow for us.

Yeah, we just want to be easy to be around, easy to work with, you know, which I feel like we are.

I don't know.

Some people would disagree.

Yeah.

Well, we finished our, we finished our work day yesterday.

A little, a busy day.

We finished a little late.

So we were, we were going from Whistler to Vancouver.

We had my mom, we had River, Nick, and I.

It's like a two-hour drive, hour and 45-minute drive.

We have to like set the stage a little bit.

We were planning and coming and making the commute earlier, but

a last-minute like work dinner got scheduled.

And it was, it was important for us to be there.

And so we made the executive decision to delay our commute, which, by the way, it just reminds me, I think I've told you this story before, but like I said.

The butterfly effect.

No, not that one.

Okay.

Listen, I just like,

you know, and when we get to the point.

It's just quickly changing a story, not that one.

Yeah.

You know, I'm on like, no, I'm on no sleep.

Anyways,

listen, I'm just, I'm glad I get to do life with you.

And I'm glad that we work together.

We, we do everything together.

I mean, that's,

that sounds

like a lot of people.

We do it on that hand.

Yeah, but, you know, listen, when I remember being a young, young man, I was in my early 20s.

And

one of my uncles is a very successful businessman, right?

And he was kind of like my

professional role model.

And my first girlfriend, you know, drama, drama, drama, we broke up, got back to the girl, broke up, got back together.

And one of our breakups, I was like sulking and my, my aunt came up to me and she was like trying to basically like talk shit about her in the nicest possible way and trying to convince me to like move on.

And she knew I was like aspired to, you know.

be successful in business and be like my uncle and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

And she was just like, listen, you're going to need a partner who like can like be by your side at like

very important dinners she's like if you want to be successful in business you're gonna you know it's a lot about like networking it's about like you're gonna go to events and you're gonna need a partner to do business with type of thing and i was like yeah you know but she's great blah blah blah and she was like trying to like tell me like my current girlfriend was just not it anyways We were at this dinner last night and it was, you know, it was an important dinner.

And it was just like, it was cool cool to have Natalie there because, like, she's such a boss.

And, like, just to, and it's, it really is true.

Like, you know, you don't know sometimes who you end up with or who you marry.

And like, you don't know how they're going to handle themselves and certain environments with certain people.

And to be able to like have you, uh,

you know, just like kick ass in that type of environment is something I really appreciate.

Um, I feel like it's probably because I'm just like amazing.

Well, no, I'm just like an old soul.

You know, I'm just like mature for my age.

I'm just like so mature for my age.

And like, I feel like that's probably why.

Anyway, so we got done with the dinner.

No,

we were at work and we brought my mom and River to work because we're like, we're just going to jet straight from work to Vancouver because it's an hour and a half drive.

We have like this Airbnb we got to check into.

We want to like maybe run to the grocery store to get a couple things, you know.

We have to be here at the studio recording this episode kind of early.

So we were like, that's our plan.

And then

they were like, hey, do you want to come to dinner?

We were like, oh, we really should do that.

So we go back to our hotel, order room service for my mom and River.

My mom puts River to bed.

We go to dinner.

We're there for like two and a half hours.

It's fun.

It's charming.

Natalie is making everyone laugh.

I'm talking to people.

Nick's being relatable.

I'm being business-like, you know, we're talking strategy.

And now it's like 9:40.

It's like 9:30.

And we're like, oh, fuck.

We got to go.

So we go back to the hotel.

Nick picks up River.

She's dead asleep.

He's carrying her through the hotel, down the elevator.

Me and my mom get the rest of the bags.

We get down to the car.

We put River in the car seat.

We pull out of the garage.

We're trying to figure out the maps.

And Nick's like, oh my God.

We have no gas.

Like, where's a gas station?

Yeah, we have like.

Yeah.

And well, if you're if you're familiar with Whistler

It's an out-of-season ski town and apparently gas stations close at 10.

It was 9.56

when you realized that we had when I realized we had 10 kilometers of gas left and for all you American dollars

10 kilometers is like I don't know five miles maybe of gas.

Not going to get you very far.

Not going to get you very far.

That's going to get you into Vancouver.

Immediately going to panic.

I got my entire family with me, a full car, and it's like, you know, where do we get gas?

So Nick pulls up the closest chevron, and he's like, oh my God, it closes and like, it closes at 10.

So in like three minutes, and I'm six minutes away.

We're six minutes away.

I'm like, well, the inside closes, not the pumps.

Like they don't turn off the pumps.

Like you can still like pump your gas.

So we go to that one.

Nope.

All the lights on.

No, no, no, no, no.

We pull up.

The lights are on.

We pull into the driveway.

lights turn off.

No, and every, every, every screen on the pump goes, sorry, pump not

available.

Sorry, pump not available.

And we were like, there wasn't like an attendant there who like could just be

like, it's like a, and my mom was like, there's someone inside.

So Nick like gets out of the car.

He like goes to the doors.

He's like waving his hand.

She has her purse on.

She like goes out the back.

Like, she's like, I'm bitch.

I'm clocked out.

Like, I'm not helping you.

I'm like, all right.

So we get back in the car.

I call some people.

I'm like,

I don't even know if we have enough gas to make it back to our hotel that we were staying at at Whistler, you know, and I'm like, I guess we're going to have to wake up really early to get to Vancouver.

I don't fucking know.

I'm kind of freaking out.

But my main concern is I can't run out of gas with my entire family in this car in the middle of fucking nowhere.

And just a mild complaint, Whistler.

I get it.

I, you know, I'm new to your town.

You guys have been a very charming, very successful city for a long time.

So fuck me.

But like,

Worcester, even that's off-season, is a very busy tourist city.

There's like dirt biking and stuff, you know.

There's it's not the middle of nowhere.

There's no gas for that, you know.

There's traffic, you know, pretty regular traffic, even at 10 o'clock at night.

Dude, does no one need gas?

Like, it was crazy that they turned off the gas pumps.

I've never seen that before.

There's no open gas station in

20 miles at least.

Yeah, anyway.

And there's like a, there's this, there's this one that I like look up and I'm like, okay, this one is

two miles away.

So we go to this one and it's like, Nick's like, this is like some construction site.

Like, I don't know what the hell this is.

But like, this isn't a gas station.

Like, lights are off.

It's pitch black.

I'm like, I'm not getting out of the car here.

Did y'all ever feel like you were in a horror movie while

this was, oh my God, this was a horror movie.

This was as flasher was going to come out of the woods.

I'm on the edge of my seat.

I'm like prepared for a jumpstart.

Oh, it gets worse.

And so this is just the beginning of our night.

And so then

we are, I'm like, Nick, we'll just like, we're sitting at this like stop sign, like being like, what the fuck do we do?

And I'm like, we're just sitting here.

Like, we got to, let's just go back to the hotel.

We'll sleep tonight.

We'll get up at four o'clock in the morning, drag the whole family to Vancouver, whatever.

So we go back to the hotel.

As we're about to pull into the hotel, we get a call from someone who is trying to help us.

And they're like, so there's this gas station.

And they give us the exact address to the place we were just at that looked like a closed construction zone.

And we were like, no, no, no, we were just there.

Like, it's not that.

She was like, no, this tow person told me that this is where they get gas when people run out of gas on the side of the road.

Like, it's a pump.

It's a pump your own.

Like, it's a, it's like an old school gas pump.

Oh, my God.

And so we were like,

do I have to siphon it out of the pump?

Like, what are you doing?

Like, okay.

So we.

You have the thing in your house like a fish tank.

Just hopefully.

He's pulling it from the ground.

Literally.

We had already driven back to the hotel.

So at this point, no fucking gas.

And I'm literally thinking,

do I go to this place that we were just at that didn't look like a gas station?

On foot?

Because

we're not, if we go there and it doesn't work out, we're not getting back to the hotel.

But I call, so I call the tow truck place and they're like, yes, it's, it's there.

And I'm like, all right, well, I might be calling you if it's not, because I'm gonna need a toe uh so we go there and sure as shit like there were there were pumps there and it was definitely in the dark in the dark she's like wait guys i need a timestamp what time is it now it is probably 10 45.

no it's like 10 20 10 30.

yeah uh at night all you guys want to do is watch love island so yeah it's like you know and so i was like all right well you know it's gonna be we'll we'll fine we're gonna get in at like 12 15 fill up the car with gas all right i had finally gotten River back asleep.

So she was back asleep.

We're like, let's hit the ground running.

We get in the car.

Well, that's the thing because like every time there's this crisis and every time the car stops, the river wakes up, she starts crying.

So when you're feeling panicked and your baby starts crying, the emotional stress that creates is just, it's a lot.

It's unlike any other.

So anyways, crisis averted.

All right.

We got gas.

We're heading to Vancouver.

We are meant to stay.

In a verbo.

In a verbo.

That's not a real word.

It's not a real word.

It is a word.

For those of you, it's not an Airbnb.

It's like an Airbnb.

You know, it's like not a hotel.

Yeah, you're like renting someone's apartment or something.

And after we had been in, obviously, a hotel for two weeks, we were like, we'd really love to have a kitchen and be able to cook our daughter breakfast and lunch.

And so we ended up not going for a hotel and going for this rental house.

I'm already nervous because my team sends me like photographs, a QR code, all like pages of instructions of like, and it's, you know, I'm like, we're going to be getting there at 12:30 a.m.

And I'm already like, this, this is, this is going to, this, this is going to be a problem.

The photos have like arrows of like which street to turn down.

It's like, this is going to, yeah, we're in for a doozy.

No, that's never good.

When they had send pages of instructions, I'm not booking.

And anytime there's a QR code, I'm like, I don't trust a QR code.

Give me some digits.

Give me a password.

Yeah.

Give me a key.

Immediately cancel.

I want an old-fashioned lock i want a key

well that's the problem when you send me become bougie and you have a team and people working for you not you guys i'm not i'm talking i guess you know you guys are lovely my other team i guess um is that you rely on them to get shit done and then you don't pay attention to the things you like you know like i was just like oh where do we go and they send me all the information so the first time we're even looking at any of this shit is like 12 20 a.m that's definitely our bad we were so busy with work and dinner and river and driving that we just like never got a chance to study

study up on the instructions to get into we didn't we didn't do a whole like pre-show plan of how to check into our Verbo.

So, whenever I go to log into the Verbo account to like, okay, we don't even know like the building number, right?

Like we have the address, but it doesn't say what unit.

We know the garage in which to park, but we don't know like how do we get the keys.

So I go to log into the account and it says the email account that it's under is uh Nick's team.

And so it's like, please put in the verification code sent to your email.

Oh, no.

We're like, email we don't have.

Perfect.

So we're like calling everyone on Nick's team at 12.30.

Everyone has their phone on do not disturb.

No one is picking up.

We're sitting now.

River has woken up.

River's woken up and she's like, I'm ready to get the fuck out of my car seat.

She thinks it's 6 a.m.

She's in a great, she's in a mixed day.

But she's ready for the day.

As soon as she's disrupted, it's like all hell.

All hell.

Yeah.

And she's going in waves of, hey, it's 6 a.m.

I'm in a great mood to screaming like she's never screamed before.

Yeah.

So we finally get a hold of someone on Nick's team named Amanda.

God bless her sweet soul.

She, I guess, had woken up to one of our calls.

Technically, she's my manager.

So obviously my manager would answer because she was definitely the most helpful of the group.

Yeah.

Shout out Amanda.

She says she woke up, she answered our call, she saw our pleas, and she was like, Oh, I have the code.

Okay, here's the code.

This is what you need.

Use this QR code to get into the garage.

We find the garage.

We're scanning this QR code, and it's not working.

Not working to get into the garage.

Those never work.

It never works.

Thankfully, someone is coming out

of the garage.

So we were able to get in the garage.

And I'm like, okay, I don't know.

Maybe, maybe it was just the outside.

Well, to get into the building requires the same QR code.

And that thing did not work.

So now it's 1 a.m.

and we're Nick's standing scanning this QR code

over and over and over.

And it's just flashing red lights.

So he's on the phone with Amanda.

He's like, this isn't working.

She's like, I'm getting a hold of someone at Verbo.

Like, I have to call you back.

No, she's not.

She's on hold.

No one's picking up at Verbo.

Everyone is asleep.

So finally, I'm like, we've just got to find a hotel.

Like at this point, it's 1 a.m.

River's getting like, she's done.

She's over it.

We have an early morning.

Like, let's just find a hotel.

So Nick finds we were staying at the Fairmont in Whistler.

So he's like, okay, here's a Fairmont in Vancouver.

Let's just go there.

So we go there.

All the doors are shut.

It's all black.

They have like signs in front of the doors.

We're like, this is the hotel, right?

Like, shut the doors.

Like, what if we went out for dinner?

How do we get back in?

So finally, we find like the back parking lot.

And all the doors are locked.

And it has a big sign that says, at this time, only registered guests can enter the hotel.

We're like, press a button for the doorman.

He comes out.

He's like, yeah, I'm sorry.

We're sold out.

You're crazy.

So then I call every hotel in the city of Vancouver, and every hotel is booked up.

Vancouver, you're popping off.

Popping off.

You are booked and busy.

The weather is nice.

People are coming to Vancouver.

Congratulations to the tourism board of Vancouver.

Truly.

You're crushing it.

Truly.

You're absolutely crushing it.

You guys are in a much better mood than I would be in.

I think we're honestly a little delusional at this point.

So I'm I'm in the back seat.

River's awake, fully awake at this point.

And we, we have my mom.

So we're like, we either need like two beds or two rooms or like we need something.

And every hotel is like, so sorry.

Yeah, booked up, booked up, booked up, booked up.

I've, I call one.

He's like, we have one room with two beds.

Double.

Two double beds.

Two double beds.

That's it.

Or the penthouse suite for 15,000 or something.

And we were like, okay.

I was like, let me call around a little bit more.

I'll call you right back.

I'm like, let's just see if there's anything else.

Nothing else.

I call him back.

And when I call him back, River's now screaming at this point, scream, crying.

And I'm like, I just called about that room.

We're coming.

He's like, okay, okay.

We'll see you soon.

Don't worry.

And so we drive to this hotel.

And thank God we get into our room.

All four of you in the same room.

All four of us.

And I slept with my mom.

Nick and River shared a bed.

The Wedge Wood in Vancouver.

Just a really delightful staff.

This really, very charming, very helpful.

They did the best they could.

So finally, it's 2.30 in the morning and we are in our room and River is like,

the scream that she had

going from that one hotel to the Wedge Wood.

And I'm just, I'm sobbing, holding, like, like laying on her being like, I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Like, I'm sure you are just like, what the fuck is going on?

And it was a cry I've never heard before in my life.

And it was awful.

I mean, we were all so delusional.

We were all just exhausted and like fed up.

Nothing was working.

So we finally got in that double bed and fell asleep.

And now we're here.

But I, you know, again, like, I, I, I was trying, I was, the river was freaking out.

I'm trying to calm her down.

And, and like our whole like honeymoon debacle, we will remember this night.

You know, there, there's so many nights, even like, you know, we talk about raising our daughter and all these memorable moments, but the truth is, you know, I mean, I don't know.

Do you guys remember three weeks ago on a Wednesday what you did?

I don't fucking know.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, it's

we don't remember most days of our life.

You know what I'm saying?

We are going to remember this night and we're going to remember as a family.

Like, we like stepped up.

Like, you know, when you're driving and crisis is happening and all you have is each other, it really makes you appreciate what you have and like doing shit together.

I don't, you know, there's, there's definitely that element of it.

Like, that's definitely how I get through these crises.

Like, this is going to be a moment that I cherish someday.

Right now, I'm losing my fucking mind.

Yeah.

Wait, are you going to get into this Verbo or are we done with this?

We're so done with that place.

I agree for the record.

No, that's crazy.

Like, and there was, it was a keypad.

Like, there was an option for an access code and they just decided to give us this QR code that didn't work.

And then like, no one wanted to pick up the phone.

And it's like, evil.

We have a baby.

It's one of the things.

And again, our bad for showing up in the middle of the night, but like, that's, you know, isn't that the point of, you know, when you travel?

I wanted to get a hold of the man who owned that apartment building.

That's who I wanted to pick up my phone call at 1 a.m.

in the morning.

Not some like worker for Verbo.

I wanted the man who owned, who decided to give us this QR code.

that didn't work.

Anyways,

you guys are stronger than the Marines.

Yeah.

Verbo's an ass.

We have each other.

It's a really weird, trippy thing when your child goes, you know, because like River was like also being super cute in moments and you're like freaking out and it like does calm you down for a moment, but you're also mad and you're like laughing at your child in the middle of a crisis.

It's it's it's a wild experience.

Anyways, that was our

drama.

And no one's fault.

I mean Verbo, I guess.

The only person we can really be mad at is Verbo and like that gas station who closed it to him.

No, it's not really their bad.

I mean like, like, you know, it just doesn't really make sense why Whistler shuts down.

I mean, we can't be the first people who need it.

Like, people drive through Whistler.

It's like, I will say I got a text from Natalie at 11 p.m.

and I was like, uh-oh, what is going on?

Did you get a refund for the rental?

Working on it.

You didn't even use it.

Okay.

Yeah.

Working on it.

Working on it.

They right now have a no-refund policy.

Well, of course.

Oh, fantastic.

You would imagine they'd also have an access policy.

We allow our guests into their rental policy, but they don't have that.

We didn't check into our hotel in this crisis.

And like, I'm trying to, like, I almost feel like I have to explain to the guy, like, why we're in this pickle.

You know, like, am I just a bad dad?

You know, did we not plan for this?

Like, how did we just show up and be like in a panic, need a hotel room in the middle of the fucking night?

So I'm like, we couldn't get into our

Verbo.

He's like, yeah,

that's a thing here.

We get a lot of those.

Right?

See, this is why you need a company with a real name.

You got to use a word that exists, or else it's not going to work.

What is Verbo?

So true.

Yeah.

So, anyways, other than that, we do have a great episode lined up for y'all.

We do.

Trey Kennedy is with us.

You may follow him online.

He's a pretty funny dude.

Anyways, he loves reality TV and he's going to break down episode one of Love Island.

It's good to be back, Islanders.

It really is.

There is a summer.

Summer has begun.

It really takes me back.

I talked about this the other day on my TikTok of like nostalgia and that feeling.

And honestly, like watching Love Island takes me back to the lake house in that room that we'd stay in with that massive TV that like your parents took from some other room and put in there.

And we would, it was like summer and it was hot outside and we would.

get in bed and watch Love Island and you'd fall asleep and I'd keep going.

Like it took me back and I'm excited to be back.

You know, obviously it takes the intros are really fun.

I don't know what they spend on all these like licensing for music, but like, I'm so appreciative that Peacock makes that investment because it just makes it fun when you have all these mixes and soundtracks tied to these cast members.

Like, obviously, it's episode one.

So, you're like, it's like four, you're 40 minutes in, you're still like getting to know people.

But, like, boy, once they get going, they get going.

It's just like, oh, and we're making out.

Yes.

This is great.

Everyone's making out.

We'll get into more later.

We We got any headlines?

Wait, I'm screaming at this

daily dilemma that Justin thinks.

What do we got here?

Yes.

Okay.

Can we talk about this?

Because Justin and I got into.

You know, somebody the other day thought that Justin and I were brother and sister.

Aw, I mean, I love that thing.

It's because we're going to act like brother and sister.

You bring that

and have a very intense dynamic.

Y'all kind of see it.

We act like y'all are young.

Yeah, y'all looked more like, y'all looked more like now versus when Justin had like that purple hair.

Or the blonde era.

Or the blonde era.

Justin, you always look good.

Thank you.

Okay, so we were fighting about this.

Okay, I have a belief that

if your airplane flight is less than five hours, there's only three reasons you're using the bathroom on the plane.

And these are the reasons.

One, to take a nude.

Two, you have an OnlyFans.

Three, you have one.

There's no other reason.

You can't just have to pee.

You can hold

I'm like, what is the reason?

I agree.

Nicotine addiction.

I agree.

I don't use the airplane bathroom.

I go before.

I go after.

I can't get in there.

It's a tiny room.

I will say, if you are

a dad to change a diaper, there is that.

Natalie wouldn't know.

Natalie, again, mother of the year.

She does so much for River.

There are the finer details of motherhood that I should know and I don't.

For example, yesterday before we went to dinner, River was upset.

Nally is calming River down and she's like, can you order room servers for dinner for River?

And I'm like, what the fuck should I order?

I don't know.

She's like, figure it the fuck out.

And I was like, I don't.

He was like, what does she eat?

He's like, can I get this steak medium rare?

No, I mean, I know what she eats, but I just know Nally is very particular.

And I just was like, I'm going to order something.

And then she's going to be like, what the fuck is this?

anyway she got a grilled cheese

Nick ordered her grilled cheese and fries and then I was like what did you get he's like grilled cheese and fries and I'm like fruit sweet potato fries did you get the tomato soup with the

grilled cheese vegetable

anyways as a dad who looks for ways to help out my wife parenting our child changing the diaper lines I'm the airplane diaper changer And honestly, I don't mind it because every time I do it, I look like a fucking hero to the rest of the people on the plane.

It's just just like everyone looks up and like, that's a good dad.

That's a great father.

And I'm like, yeah.

He does it for the older, like, Simba.

Yeah.

I changed the diaper.

It's really.

Did you smell that?

Nothing.

For sure.

So there is that.

I will.

Has anyone pooped on a plane?

No.

No.

Yes.

I threw up on a plane once.

Oh, I've thrown up.

But that's because I like, I got sick on a plane.

But it was, it was a flight to London.

So it was like a long flight.

So that's not longer than five hours and i threw up holding your pee to not use the bathroom is crazy i'm sorry like it's not that bad to pee especially

it's only gonna make you constipated

ladies i totally understand it i would never i would never

i would hold it and go before the flight after the flight oh for sure don't drink i do feel like i do feel like for men though it might be difficult because of the turbulence to like keep it no that's why it's disgusting that's why if you do use the bathroom you have to do it right when you board because it's like if you go mid-flight there's there's

some worms in the middle of the day.

If you're in a morning flight and you're like trying to drink some coffee, coffee is like a natural laxative.

Like, you know.

So you have shit on a plane?

No.

But like, even like it, it makes you pee more too.

So like you might pee right before the flight and not realize that you've had two cups of water and a coffee.

And, you know, once you break the seal, like 20 minutes later, your body's like, I'm sorry, we didn't get it all up.

You know?

And I'm

pee.

If you're getting up during a flight and it's less than five hours, I'm giving you side-eye.

I'm like, you're going in there to do something.

Listen, listen

i actually like disagree you're going in there to hit that

i'm eating i'm not only i am not only going to the bathroom once i'm going to the bathroom at least twice on a five hour

am i crazy that i'm like why would i get up to take a nude in an airplane bathroom it's already uncomfortable enough to go in there with the amount of space you have i'm taking clothes off and taking a photo doing that i will say now's now he's sent me a handful of airplane nudes which i appreciate oh yeah and are

so you are taking nudes on the airplane i told you Yes.

That's the only thing you're supposed to do in there.

The people who are doing their makeup or their skincare in the bathroom of the airplane deserve to be locked away in prison.

You know, this makes sense getting on a team.

And I say this with love to both of you.

This is not meant

to be.

Leia and Justin.

Because I think

Leia has, by far and away, the least amount of shame on this team.

So the fact that she's preaching.

Hey.

And Justin, Justin probably has the most

flight I take.

Flying Cringe Mountain, mama.

No, I'm with Justin on this for sure.

It's the best time to go.

It's loud.

Nobody can hear you.

I don't never get any of these people again.

What's the face you make when the person's standing in line?

You're like, sorry.

When you open that door.

Oh, I'm also, I'm really fast.

Yeah.

TMI, but I'm fast.

Okay.

Yeah.

There's actually,

there's an episode of the other two about taking a nude on the plane and then sending it to somebody, realizing it's a live photo, and then like it causes a bunch of

live photos the other day and how they're terrifying.

Like, you really got to be careful with your live photos.

Wait, speaking of planes, did you see the Delta airline flight where the girl was singing Moana?

Oh my God, to quote Randy Williams.

How would you guys feel if a little kid got up in the middle of like she was not little?

She was like 14.

Oh, yeah, I saw her.

She was grown.

Well, she was

standing next to her.

She was old enough to know that she shouldn't do that.

That's that's terrible parenting.

I'm texting about that kid.

I'm just kidding.

Role reversal.

Y'all, someone DM'd me and they were like, oh, I didn't ask me anything the other day.

And someone asked, Are you still getting crucified for your airplane tech story?

I'm like, Was I getting crucified?

Anyone who doesn't have a kid,

they hated you.

And they're like, Are you getting slammed by the internet?

Was I?

Every once once in a while now they get some dm being like i don't know why you get all the hate that you do but i love you i don't know why everyone hates you and talks so much about you non-stop and does and does this and does that but i am here to say i'm a fan i'm like oh

weird to send i'm like okay i

actually won't sleep tonight it's mostly my fault because that was definitely like that was how people complimented me early in my bachelor days because like people wanted to let them know that like i'm i'm the one fan that you have you know yeah i rode for you nick i'm sorry the world hates you should respond to my dm because i am loyal i will say shout out like all the other haters all the people who came up to us in whistler and said hi who listened to the podcast and introduced yourself it was lovely to meet you all thank you for saying hi it was so funny this uh grandma to a little boy who may have been around river's age we're at the playground in the village of whistler And she comes up to me and she was like, I had like said something to her son.

He was like playing with River and then, or her grandson.

And then she walks over to me and she was like, I just have to say, your wedding photos are gorgeous.

And I was like, oh, thank you.

And she's like, sorry, that sounds so weird.

And I was like, and she was like, oh, and I, you're a little.

And I loved, she said, and I loved something else that I did recently.

And I was like, oh, no, I'm the same way.

If, like, people I follow that I see going on trips or doing something, the next time I see them in person, I'm like, oh my God, how was that trip with your grandma?

And they're like, what?

I'm like, I posted about it.

Remember?

And so I'm like, no, no, no, it's not that weird.

I do that to people all the time.

But anyways.

A couple headlines before we jump into Love Island with our friend Trey.

Jojo confirms she's in a relationship.

Yeah, how does she feel about that here?

She lied to you.

I want to say this very carefully because I love Jojo.

I'm happy she's happy.

She told me about it last week.

You know, my responsor, I was just like, are you happy?

She's like, very.

And then I'm happy.

I guess this Chris guy, JoJo has nothing but lovely things to say about him.

I don't know anything about him other than what is out on the internet.

His ex-girlfriend, what did she say?

I think she just said, like, she's really, JoJo's really famous.

Which, again, might just be, might be just be a bitter.

An ex-girlfriend saying something.

Yeah, just an ex being an ex.

The ex is ex-ing.

But, you know, like, Jojo is like a little sister to me.

And Jojo is 22, 22 years old.

You know, I mean, I don't know.

Like, I remember being 22 and falling in love and having romantic feelings feelings and having people who cared about me.

Like,

you know, I hope Chris is everything that Jojo thinks he is today because love can be blind.

And I look forward to meeting him.

And I hope,

how old is Chris?

Not Nick being like the dad of JoJo.

How old is this young man?

He's 32.

I'm, you know, Jojo, Jojo is.

He's 32.

Okay.

That's fine.

I mean, Jojo, let Jojo, you know, one of the things I loved when I met Jojo is is like, you know, I met her on Special Forces, as you guys know, and, you know, there was a cast full of people, you know, professional football players, NBA players, you know, Bodhi Miller, Olympic skier, who was like, you know, JoJo was a leader in that group.

She is, she is a very mature, very self-confident.

She's a badass, you know.

She's also 22, you know, and so like

in some.

ways of life, Jojo, she would make me feel safe in certain situations.

She knows how to handle herself.

So I have no doubt about JoJo.

But like, again, love, love fucks us all up.

And I'm, you know, Chris, I'm just saying, just treat her right or I'll come and find you.

I just be the guy you are presenting.

You are today.

Nick is sitting up front like with a

I'm happy.

She's happy.

Did you see Kylie Jenner?

give us the definition of girlhood.

No, I did see her give us her CCs.

Exactly.

Which is

exactly girlhood.

That is exactly what I, this is girlhood.

This is what it's like to be a girl's girl.

So this content creator, Rachel Leary, posted on TikTok being like, Kylie Jenner, this is for you.

We need to know what you asked for for your boobs.

Or if they're natural, like pop off.

But if you got them done, like please give us the details.

What did you ask for?

What are they?

We need to know.

And Kylie Jenner.

What's the recipe?

What's the recipe?

Which honestly, working in plastic surgery, there is such a recipe.

And like, there's a lot of ways that you can do a breast augmentation.

There's a lot of options.

There's a lot of ways.

There's a lot of like you, you, and she gave us the details.

She responded to this, to Rachel's TikTok and she wrote 445 cc, moderate profile, half under the muscle, silicone, Garth Fisher.

Hope this helps, LOL,

which was just hope this helps, LLL.

They give you this help.

It's like so good.

Get ready, world, for a lot.

No, get ready, Dr.

Garth Fisher, because you're about to be real fucking busy.

Did you guys see her suitcase leave it?

So obviously, dating Timothy Chalamay, New York guy, huge Knicks fan.

They've been going to all of like the

semifinal games.

And she posted a picture of her suitcase, which was like NYX colored lingerie.

Period.

Anyway, that really made me

very supportive.

Yeah, all of New York just deemed Kylie Jenner a good luck charm.

Yeah.

They're like, she's in Indiana.

We're going to win.

She would never come to Indiana.

Like, this is a,

unfortunately, they lost.

She also reposted a Kim Cottrow meme of her, of from Sex in the City of Samantha being like, the Knicks lost.

I'm not going to have sex tonight.

All right.

Coming up in a moment, Trey Kennedy to talk a little love Island.

And then following Trey, we'll get into the valley.

I want to talk also just we, you know, we didn't want, we're going to talk Summer House Thursday.

I know many of you probably watched the episode last night, but I do, there's a lot of speculation about like next season, what's the cast going to look like?

You know, who should stay, who should go.

We're going to talk about who we think of the current cash should stay, should go.

If you were the casting director for Summerhouse, what would that cast look like for you?

If you haven't listened to the Going Deeper episode from yesterday, Dakota is on.

And oh boy, is it a doozy?

Obviously, one of the most talked about men on the Secret Lives of Mormon wives.

Also, can't really talk about it today, but there is a big announcement coming out tomorrow that I am, I will just say, I'm super happy.

Oh, yeah, I'm so happy.

Very cool to be a part of it.

Many of you who are listening now know what I'm talking about.

And yeah, it's going to, I was going to say, you're, uh, we promise you fireworks for the Fourth of July weekend.

And there's extra fireworks probably for Fourth of July weekend.

Oh my God, so many extra fireworks.

So many fireworks in the sky for Fourth of July.

But it was an honor to be a part of this project.

So is Trey ready to go?

Trey is ready to go.

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Trey, welcome to the show.

Great to have you.

Thank you for having me.

I'm honored to be here.

Let's talk.

Look at this setup that you're in.

It's very red room.

I think they say red is a color of aggression.

Are you angry?

It's true.

Yeah.

You know, my own little setup.

I am.

I got some opinions, and I'm glad to be here.

Thanks for having me.

Thanks for having me on.

And thanks for requiring me to watch Love Island.

And I'm in.

Oh, my God.

Is this your first time?

We discovered Trey.

We discovered Trey.

He's very, very funny on social.

Discovered, does a lot of bits for reality TV?

Seems to be also a big Love is Blind fan.

Am I right?

Yes, Love is Blind.

Longtime fan of that.

And then, yeah, I made the Mormon Mormon wives.

That bit.

Yes.

Man,

that one was good.

Yeah, we are deep, deep into that show.

You played a Mormon wife quite well.

Thank you.

I think that's a compliment.

I had my first swig,

whatever that is, that like you put cream in your soda and all sorts of stuff.

What did you get?

A little bit of diabetes?

I did.

Texas tab.

I guess that's a popular one.

I don't know what's in it.

Perfect.

But it was.

How have you been feeling since your Texas tab?

Pretty good.

I have my heart skips every now and then now.

Perfect.

You know, I just crash, but it was worth it.

I got in a, my, we, yeah, the Mormon, I did the reincreated their intro, so I'm like in a pond in a dress.

And I, I live in Kansas, so it's like a buddy of mine's like country friend.

I'm using this pond.

He pulls out a gun or something.

I said it's fine.

Yeah.

Well, before we get into Love Island, let's, I mean, since we have you and since you wash a lot of Mormon wives, do you have any hot takes, faves?

You know, people

you'd love to stick around, people you don't understand.

Like, give us, give us some Mormon wives hot takes, Trey.

Listen, I,

you know, now I feel like they're my friends, right?

They saw the video they commented, so I'm basically part of their group.

And not, I mean, I'm not that, I'm not that in the group, if you know what I mean, but I

am a big fan.

But really of all of them, you know, I think it's interesting when they, you know, they flip the villains on us because

Demi, that's how you say it like that, which I, you see, her real name is Demetria.

They should have, they've glossed over that.

I caught that.

I need to know more about that name.

First time I interviewed Demi, I was calling her Demi.

And then Brett, her husband, graciously explained to me, well, her name is Demetria.

And he's like, if you sound it out, it's, that's why, that's how we get.

I'm like, no, yeah, I get it.

I'm sorry.

You know, so

say your name right, bro.

Yeah.

In your face like that.

He's a big dude.

He is.

He's a large man.

I saw he was in the NFL.

He was, he played NFL.

Unless I was, he was in the NFL for a couple seasons.

I saw it on TikTok.

Is that accurate?

Can we do a quick Google search?

Someone

fact check Trey.

But I should be like, he's my favorite.

I love.

Listen, I'm kind of a Whitney stan.

I'm sorry.

So is Nick.

She wins me over.

He was a quarterback.

Let me double-check this.

He was a quarter.

Corner.

Quarterback or cornerback?

Definitely quarterback.

The internet says he wasn't the first of the Oakland Raiders.

I don't think he has the agility.

He was a quarterback.

For who?

The Oakland Raiders.

From 2003 to 2005.

Hey, I'm just here to educate.

What I'm here to do.

No, he was a quarterback at BYU.

And then after his college career ended, he became a free agent with the Oakland Raiders, who are now the Las Vegas Raiders from 2003 to 2005.

That's still pretty impressive.

It sounds like he didn't like, he had a cup of coffee with the Oakland Raiders, but that's still, that's a big deal.

Yeah, was he playing?

Was it a, was it his mission?

Or was he on the team?

That's something we got to look into.

But I, yeah, maybe.

He checked out the locker room.

He showed up at the stadium, tried to get him to convert to Mormonism, and they signed him instead.

You know, I too, Trey, am a big Whitney fan.

Are you equally as obsessed with her hospital video?

You're familiar with that, correct?

Oh.

Oh, Nick, I'm very familiar.

And yeah, I've watched that many times.

And you got to get a restaurant.

Yeah.

To where she's at now, it's a miracle.

Yeah.

It's a miracle.

I have, as discussed, people, we did have a very long night.

I do need that pick-me-up, Justin, if you can go ahead and play that for us.

This is a rite of passage for us, Trey.

I think we could get into Love Island, no?

Five, but I want to play this.

I know, honey, but like, I just don't know if it's in your cards for right now.

Can you think of it and play it in your head?

I'll do the heart for you.

I could use the motivation.

The point to the baby at the end.

Boop.

That's my boo.

She's like, and if you didn't see,

just so you know.

All right, Love islands.

So you are, you, you are new to the island world, are you not?

A little bit.

I've dipped my toes those first couple of seasons, you know, I really haven't since.

And so, hey, if I'm going to come on the show, I better be up.

Yeah.

Yeah.

My wife Katie, which, by the way,

what's Peacock doing?

Would it take 45 minutes?

I know.

Yeah.

I was sitting there refreshing Peacock.

Like.

I felt crazy.

I was on Reddit.

I was on Twitter.

I was like following everybody else.

I was like, somebody let me know when this is up.

This is like when there's an earthquake.

I was going crazy, but it came out and my wife, Katie, I was like, hey, let's watch this.

She's like, okay.

And immediately she's like, what are we watching?

And then like an hour later, she's like, oh,

yeah.

I was just like, all right, I guess we're in.

We're in.

Yeah,

we're trying to get everyone converted.

I mean, last season was.

the first season for us.

So like, it's, it's, you know, everyone's welcome to jump on whenever, whenever they're ready.

It's just, it feels like summer is here when, when the islanders show up.

And, you know, I'm going to give Peacock a pass.

It's episode one.

They're filming in Fiji.

They got a quick turnaround.

You know, technology is hard.

Do you have the bandwidth tray for the 72 episodes a week that they release?

Okay, so that was that alarmed me at the end.

They're like, tomorrow night.

My goodness.

How many episodes?

Are they all two hours as well?

Are they?

No, they're not all that long.

They kind of change.

Like sometimes they're 50 minutes.

Other times they're going to be an hour and 10, hour and 15.

It just kind of depends.

It depends if they want to show us 25 minutes of glamour shots.

Yeah, the slow motion videos take a minute.

They hit us with a lot of beer,

man.

But it was, I, because I watched an early season because we had like a friend of a friend on.

So I was like, oh, we got to watch this.

That's all done.

And she was, she was kind of like in and out.

So you're like, that's a bummer.

If you, I'm sure you've known friends on a reality show.

You're like, oh, and then you realize they're like a little too normal.

So they just quit early.

And you're like, oh,

come on.

With everyone.

It was fun.

I was very intimidated.

I mean, that's why we didn't start getting into Love Island until last year because I was like, I don't have the bandwidth.

I just can't, I can't do it.

But I don't know what it was, but there was something about like, as soon as it got done, I was like, I'm ready for tomorrow night.

And then you start, you start, if you really get into a Trey, you're going to be like, oh, this, this show is filming right now.

Like most other shows, right?

It's like, they filmed this shit a year ago.

Are they even still together?

What's going on?

And you start thinking about like, what are those little guys doing?

You know, what are they doing right now?

Like, is it avocado toast time?

Like, you start, you really start thinking about them.

Oh, I didn't realize.

Are they, how quick's the turnaround?

Like 24 hours, 48 hours.

Really?

Oh, that does.

See, that makes it pretty exciting.

That's wild.

I didn't realize that.

No, and that's what's crazy is like, you know,

being on reality TV is a bizarre experience, but like you'll, you'll go usually, you're in your bubble, you film that shit, you come out, and then you're bizarrely like back to your normal life.

No one knows who the fuck you are.

You're like, it just feels like you went on this really crazy summer camp experience.

And then it airs.

And then that's a whole different other experience.

These people, especially last season, when they got like world fucking famous, they get out and everyone knows who they are.

It's actually, it's, it's kind of fucked up.

How like last season they had a challenge where they read like tweets.

about people and so they were like learning what people on the outside were saying about them which was like a crazy just because they have like no idea idea it's like trauma who does anyone does people like me i don't know it's it's a crazy concept but i do have to say that i think my favorite so far is probably chelly oh yeah easy right yeah i did like her and bella first of all the spelling of her name is one of a kind no bella

bachelor situation where there was going to be a bella b and he bell b any second yeah that's just

belle uh but i noticed no one would kiss her i guess she made it known.

I guess that's within the rules of the game.

You'd be like, hey, don't just assault me with a blindfold on.

I would prefer to take a minute.

I guess that is allowed.

I mean,

her saying that she doesn't kiss on the first date.

Nick was like, this is Love Island.

Sorry, you have to kiss on the first date.

What are you doing?

What are we?

They're behind the camera like, who got her?

That's the point of this.

In her intro, she's like, I'm mature beyond my years or I'm, I'm so mature for my age.

I was like, all right.

What does that mean?

You know,

like,

I'm an old soul.

Oh, that's what she said.

I'm an old soul.

Yeah.

She likes old movies.

I'm just shocked at the age.

Several of them were 22.

Well, I don't know.

I guess, I guess, once you get older, you're just like, can't believe that.

You're like, oh my gosh.

They can't get anyone older to like make out.

You're not casting 35-year-olds and saying, make out with two people five minutes into the show now.

You know, like, that's, that's not happening.

I'm requesting medical records yeah

i want to know your dental history when was the last time you got a cleaning i'm not as carefree as i was at 23.

that's literally why i almost never got casted on the bacherette because i was 33 at the time and they're like this guy's gonna be fucking boring um and i was like try me

Well, do we have any like men favorites?

I feel like Ace is just loved by every woman there.

He's a Ace and Taylor.

Taylor.

I like Nick.

Nope.

I'm a Taylor guy because I'm an Oklahoma boy.

So I'm very interested where he is from exactly.

I think it was Oklahoma City, if I'm remembering correctly.

Well,

he's got horses.

Yeah.

He's got to be somewhere outside the city.

Do you think any of these ladies are aware of Ace's Instagram following?

Doesn't he have like millions?

A couple millions.

He's very

influential.

Yeah,

he's a YouTuber.

This is not his first rodeo.

Shelly knows because even though she saw him out at a club or something, she's for sure, like, they've they've DM'd and whatnot.

So she knows how many followers he has.

Yeah, it was giving.

That's true.

This guy can help me be famous.

Yeah, he has 797,000 followers.

No, on TikTok, he has like million.

He has like millions on TikTok.

He's like a TikToker.

I'm on his Instagram.

I mean, that's a lot for Instagram.

So I like him.

And I like the love triangles that are already starting to form between Shelly, Ace.

Who else is part of that?

Is Ylyssa with Ace right now?

Yeah, she's.

Yeah, but you know, he's not really with her.

That's kind of the genius of this show where they like immediately make, it's like, all right, you're a couple, you know, not knowing anything about him, literally at all.

But like now that you're a couple, it immediately puts you in a position to look shitty.

you know because as soon as you start kind of like looking around and have an interest in another person you have to like figure out you know what do I say to my girlfriend who I forgot her last name or first name?

It's like, what is it?

Um, you know, is it Tampa?

Like, no, no, or um,

names aren't easy.

Yeah, no, the names are not easy.

I couldn't believe the names, they gotta be stage names.

Yeah, the stage names.

I'm like, where's this?

Where's the Sarah and the Aaron?

And

we need like, remember when we thought Kayler was rare?

Yeah.

Oh my God.

I do already miss fuck.

Like what's gonna, what's gonna be our new fuck?

I'm really looking forward to figuring out what that's gonna be.

I don't know.

I do feel like I kind of had the same like feeling watching the first one of like, oh, okay, like, are these people going to give?

And then obviously you like learn to fall in love with them.

I feel like that's probably gonna happen as the time goes on.

But I have to say, Austin looks nothing like his photo, his little cast photo they put out.

When he popped up on my screen, I was a little bit of a jump scare.

In In a good or a bad way.

In a bad way.

Agreed.

Agreed.

Agreed.

And then his voice only made it worse.

Yeah.

Also, you live in Florida and you're scared of bugs.

Grow up.

That's all I have to say.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, I was not a fan of his.

I love Elandria, though.

That's a good girl.

I'm really rooting for Elandria and Taylor, and I've decided if anything happens to them, I'm going to be deeply, deeply upset.

Trey, how do you think Ulysses, who else didn't get kissed in that last challenge?

Nick.

Oh, no, he kissed someone.

Bella, like all the people who they were like, okay, you can kiss whoever you want and we'll block, no one will know.

And then they didn't get kissed at all.

How do you feel like they are feeling?

Oh, man.

Well, that's like the media part for me when they stood them up.

And you can kind of, you know, even as a dude, I'm like, all right, those two dudes are.

you know, those are hot guys.

And that one, maybe.

And they're like, pick one.

And I'm like, surely they had to tell him like, someone go kiss the cowboy.

Okay.

Because he can't just stand here all night.

It's mean.

And then at the end, it wasn't, it was in Austin.

He hardly got kissed, right?

Unless I'm wrong.

No, I don't.

I didn't know you're right.

You're just sitting there.

Did Nick get kissed at all?

I feel like the ladies don't seem to be into Nick.

I know he made out with someone.

I'm into Nick.

Also, Florida guy.

Just two feet from you.

You just hear.

No, literally.

It's like, I feel like I would feel the air, you know, like of my man getting up and moving past me.

And then to hear, it's, you've got to be dead silent out there yeah also like the people's body order i'm imagining you know these women are gonna be like start

with it was it you

you know you think they're sniffing them up blindfolds you're not fooling anyone like you know who you're getting kissed by no i feel like you would know when it's your they should have put earplugs on them at least yeah if they they would

ask the mormon

they did it they did it

Ask the next time they're on.

Could you tell?

Because, yeah, I feel like you'd be able to...

That's I had that thought, too.

I guess they really, you know, we've all had blindfolds on for something as a kid.

You kind of peek, you cheat.

I guess they just got an honor system.

Like, really, hey, don't look down at the shoes.

I don't know.

Those were like industrial goggles.

Yeah, they're good ones.

And they just bring in the people at the end.

And the two new bombshells.

They get kissed.

I guess they sign a just sign a contract to make that legal.

And that's funny.

The bombshells are bombing.

They're a couple of hotties.

You know, we got a, we got a Brit, sexy voice.

Seems like a good-looking guy.

And then

who's the lady from Arizona?

Charlie and Sierra.

I feel like Arizona is like the West Coast, Florida.

You know, it's just like it's has a reputation for partying a little bit of trash.

Is that fair?

Unfair?

Sorry, Arizona.

Accurate.

Yeah.

It's like, what's like the state with the highest STD rate?

I feel like it's got to be like Arizona and Florida.

Like, I would know the answer to that.

It's definitely not Oklahoma.

No.

Mississippi.

Yeah, Yeah, it's Mississippi.

What?

It has the highest rate of sexually transmitted diseases in the United States.

Sorry, Arizona.

In 2022.

No, apologies.

The 10 highest states, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alaska, South Dakota, Georgia, Alabama, North Carolina.

Alaska?

Those people can see.

I thought it was like dark 98% of the time.

Maybe it's highest rate, so it's percentage.

of like, you know.

Right.

So there are only like 10 people there.

So it's like if one of them has

it.

Well, maybe in the Bible Belt, they're just like not practicing safe sex maybe that's you know maybe that's why maybe Arizona might be promiscuous but they're also safe well I am excited for this season of Love Island I like where we're heading you know I like that they start off with the challenges the messy challenges I think both these bombshells are here to stay I agree yeah I really liked that Charlie kissed Bella on the cheek when he came in and started making out with everybody while they were blindfolded like he must have seen their original intros where she only wanted to kiss the men on the cheek because when he kissed her on the cheek, I was like, okay, that's, that's really nice that you like, you clocked that that's her vibe and you respected it.

Respectful king.

Trey, you're married, so you're in love.

So let's, let's say you meet your wife, you fall in love, you're early in a relationship.

What, what breakfast are you making her to seal the deal?

Oh,

I'd go,

I make a nice homemade pancake.

So pancake over medium eggs.

Done this many times.

A little sweet, a little save.

yep yep a little uh you have some hot sauce in there and then a nice i i can pull a nice shot of espresso maker americano oh my god wow it's the classic very talented you don't go box pancakes you go homemade you go scratch i do okay good for you and i'm a big advocate for that because it's really only like five or six ingredients it's just a couple more steps it's actually really easy worth it i i like to throw one extra egg in there do you go also baking soda and baking powder yep a little both yeah he knows what he's doing cinnamon i gotta have a little cinnamon in there.

That's the little.

That's the little.

Okay.

That's just a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little,

there's a lot of cinnamon people out there.

I'm assuming you do that the same with your French toast.

Oh, of course.

You don't put cinnamon on your French toast?

No.

No, no.

It's

wait.

You're a new dad, right?

I have a little over two-year-old and then a

eight-month-old.

Oh, yeah.

Congratulations.

Boy, girl.

Thank you.

Boy, girl.

Wow.

Y'all have a little one, right?

You have one.

We have one girl.

One girl.

Love it.

Girl, dad, girl, dad.

Who's your favorite currently?

My favorite?

Yeah.

Probably the girl.

Oh.

But the boy, he's a little over two.

He's so fun.

But, you know, eight-month girl, it's just, she just sits there and smiles.

It's the cutest thing ever.

Right.

Right.

Yeah.

She's what?

She's probably, what, two, three or four months away from saying dada.

That's going to be solid.

That's, yeah, it's pretty unreal.

And that's, I mean, the two-year-old that was really talking.

It's pretty amazing to be like, it was randomly to be like, like this morning, you walked up to Katie's, like, you look cute today, mommy.

Oh, like, this is unbelievable.

Yeah.

Wow.

How'd you meet your wife?

Instagram.

We love that.

Who slid?

We love it.

Is that how y'all do it?

Yeah.

Yeah, I slid.

I slid.

Ooh, I slid.

She really wants me to say that because everyone assumes, but no, she had no clue who I was.

This is seven years ago.

So I had a little bit of a following, but still building.

Wow, seven years ago, yeah.

She gave me a chance.

I

asked her out to, I was in uh Atlanta where she lived, asked her out to uh dinner, and we just it was one of those like eight-hour date, hit it off.

You go to Bucktown, you know, one of those things is that where you go in Atlanta, Buckhead, Buckhead, a buckhead,

you go to Bucktown.

I was trying to seem like a world traveler, you know, haven't been in there a while for sure.

You took her to Poundtown,

yeah,

That's crazy.

I didn't ask him.

Did you close the deal on the first day?

It sounded like you did.

You take her to Bucktown.

We both made out with several people that night just to be sure.

Yeah.

Like, who was the best?

It was Love Island coded.

Where's Katie now?

She's taking care of the kids.

She is.

Yeah.

She was just taking our oldest to a little local little kid's gym.

That's what you do.

It's so cute.

He's working, you know, he's learning how to play.

Oh, but it's great.

Yeah,

I'm like, we have a studio in our house, so I'll go up, have lunch.

It's the best.

So it's good.

I got to get the time while I can before I go hit the road.

And I'm gone a lot.

But are you going on tour?

Yeah, I am going on tour starting in August about going to like 30 cities.

So wow.

Come see me.

Where can people get to

that's cool?

Tracycanu.com.

Easy.

Okay.

I imagine imagine it's in your Instagram bio.

Oh, yeah.

Link tree.

You'll follow me.

You'll post about it.

Sticker link.

You'll click his links.

Follow those ads.

Use that code.

Send his kids to college.

Dude, but Blast Show of the Year is in Atlanta.

Sucktown.

Hell yeah.

Suck Town.

I have two questions for the room.

So in Jeremiah's intro video, he says that he's three out of four, a good guy.

How would you guys rate yourselves out of four?

Why out of four?

Yeah.

I don't know.

He just said I'm a three out of four.

Well, I feel like there's a huge discrepancy then between three and four or two and three.

You know, those are small numbers.

I didn't make up the scale.

I kind of hate the good guy.

What is like, you know, like any self-proclaimed good guy usually isn't.

It's like, you know, agreed.

Good guy's not.

No, I think he says he's, I think he says he's three-fourths of a good guy.

What's the difference?

It's average, right?

75%.

Yeah.

I'd like to think I'm eight out of ten.

Four out of five.

That means he's not looking for a relationship.

It's giving fuck a boy.

All right.

I'm going to go nine just to beat Trey.

You think you're nine out of ten?

Nine out of four.

Nine out of four.

Nine out of four.

Who's the one who likes Ace?

Does Ace like toes?

No, someone likes doesn't.

No, one of them

doesn't like ugly feet.

Doesn't like ugly feet.

Okay.

Fair.

Trey, do you have a...

What is it?

Not Wikipedia with Toepedia or whatever?

I am on

Foot Finder.

I've got WikiFeet.

Last I checked.

One of those.

Yeah, yeah.

Maybe that's it.

Last time I checked, checked, I had a really good score.

Can we look up Trey's?

Can we look up his score?

I'm proud of it.

Yeah.

Actually, share the screen.

Share it with class.

Show everyone.

Some people like that.

4.9 out of 5.

Last night I checked.

Wow.

How often do you check?

More than you would.

You wear slides a lot.

You wear slides a lot.

It's crazy.

Oh, God.

Oh, my gosh.

Hey, what's my score?

Gorgeous feet, they say.

Gorgeous feet.

But where's the rating?

Gorgeous feet.

Shoe size 10.

What do I got?

Shoe size?

62 votes.

Nice.

Shoe size 10.

They know your shoe size.

It's 11.

Gorgeous shoe.

Oh, yes, of course.

4.95.

So is gorgeous feet a perfect score?

But Trey says gorgeous feet next to his.

Your mind's like unclear or something.

Whoa.

Yep.

Yep.

That just looks like five stars, period, across the board.

I don't know if I would be on there, but if I would be, I would be curious.

Let's see.

Natalie, you're going to have to wear more open-toed shoes if you want to end up.

Oh, my God.

I'm so scared.

Yeah.

Okay.

Good.

I purposefully cover them.

No, I don't have an account.

They don't fuck with me like that, Trey.

That's wild.

That's like a recent photo.

I didn't know people were still out here hunting my...

Hey.

They're watching.

They sure are.

Trey, other than your website and for people who can buy tickets, where can people find you?

Plug away, tell the good people where they can enjoy your content.

Sure.

Thanks again for having me, y'all.

I appreciate it.

Trey Kennedy's my name.

That's where I'm on all the things, TikTok, Instagram, Facebook.

People sleep on YouTube.

You'll just find it honestly on your For You page if you scroll.

Yeah, scroll.

And at TreyKenny.com.

Yeah, I'm coming all across the country on tour.

My third tour now.

Are you coming to LA?

We will eventually.

That's not on the current list of dates, but we'll do more into 2020.

tray thanks for coming man glad to have you uh please come back anytime go check out trey buy some tickets see his show we'll see you soon trey uh thanks for coming on buddy thank you all so much great to see all y'all appreciate it

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There are two more things I wanted to talk about with Love Island before we move on, though, if that's cool.

Sure.

So, one of them was Huda has a daughter, and she hasn't told Jeremiah about it, but she did tell him that she has a two-bedroom apartment.

And he was like, Well, what do you use the other bedroom for?

And she was being really sketchy about what she uses the other bedroom for.

And he was like, What do you use the other bedroom for?

Like, just tell me.

Honestly, we thought it was like something like sexual dark.

I forgot that she was the one who was the mom.

And I was like, What are you using the other bedroom for?

And then it cut to her interview and she was like i don't want to tell him yet that i have a daughter and i'm just like what do you guys think like well first of all i mean i think a lot of people who live alone have two bedrooms i don't think it's that crazy to be like what's your other bedroom for like i don't know like storage she's crushing life my my stuff i don't know like a guest room yeah you know that was kind of weird that he was like pressing her on it it's like it's not that strange yeah like calm the down as far as like her not telling people i think she has every right to keep that to herself you know like people are judgmental and they have a lot of different opinions it's her kids i think moms parents have full discretion and how and when they disclose that like i mean sure eventually like minus it being like love island if you're dating someone in the real world like sure eventually if you're on like date four or five like you might want to like tell people you have kids but i think if you're not comfortable with that like that's your call you know i don't know i give parents a lot of especially single moms out there i give them a lot of runway to disclose that that type of stuff so i'm done i'm cool with it i have no problem with it well getting into the valley i have a couple of thoughts i think this was this was a performance from jasmine the like you're a karen and your vibes suck and and you're this was like i need to stay on the show i need to give them a scene uh it felt very produced and like not genuine at all i feel like that's kind of why most people are not enjoying Jasmine on this show, because it just feels like everything that comes out of her mouth feels performative.

It feels like I need a storyline.

Well, 100%.

But also like, and they didn't touch on this episode, but of course they show us the preview for next episode and she's bringing up like Dark Danny again.

And it's like, oh my God.

At some point, like we've got to move.

Like this man has apologized several times.

Him and Nia have gone to therapy.

over this.

Like at some point, you do have to move on.

Like if you call this person your friend, like him and his wife, your friends, like you don't just like drag out this thing that he did.

I mean, what month are we in?

This was in like last October.

This is the ugly side of reality TV, which is like, this is why I feel like people don't think Jasmine's a like a good reality TV character because it feels very performative.

It feels like I'm saying this to be on TV.

I mean, say what you want about Janet.

Say what you want about Jesse.

Like that's who they are.

That like, you know, like them, hate them.

Like they're great reality tv characters like the fact that jesse obsessively wants to look like a good guy and he shows up and does what he does is like that's what makes him a great reality tv character like janet like you know like her or hater i like that she is on this show she is a compelling character nothing that comes out of jasmine's mouth feels authentic it feels performative and then like that's the ugly side of reality tv for her to like be bringing this topic up something that didn't even happen on camera and trying to like destroy this man's character for the sake of a storyline is crazy behavior.

I was going to say too, I think like a good reality TV star,

their storyline is about themselves.

Like they might be involved in other people's storylines, but it's like, I know why I'm following you.

A bad reality TV star points fingers and makes their entire storyline about other people because it's like, we don't know anything else going on in Jasmine's life, but we know that she hates Danny right now.

That's a really good call because it's like, I would love to see Jasmine's relationship with her girlfriend.

I would love to like see more of that side of her, but it is like, I don't know if it's the editor or if it's just Jasmine, but it's like every time we see Jasmine on our screen, it's her like upset about something.

Stiring shit or like spreading rumors or I feel like she's just like a Lisa Renna character.

Like you need the person that's making other people's business themselves.

And yes, they're crossing.

It's disrespectful to Lisa Renna.

Well, that is what she did on TV.

But she's also not a housewife anymore because people got tired of it.

Right, exactly.

It's like, you got to tell, show us what's going on with you and Harry.

We don't care for you to tell us these details that we don't know if you're not not going to tell us the full story.

I will say to be, I guess, the Jasmine defender in the room.

I mean, I didn't watch the first season of The Valley.

This is my first season, so I don't know, like, I don't know what her role was in season one.

It was the Danny story.

It was the Danny.

Okay.

I will say, like, as far, because this is the first I'm hearing of it.

Like, I think her and like the previous, I've heard of it as the last episode, the one before, when she was just, like, talking about her position as, like, a queer woman in a relationship.

Like, I appreciated that, like hearing that on TV, because I don't think that's something that gets talked about on reality tv a lot and it is like a very specific experience for like represent a community yeah so i appreciated that as far as like interest in her and like the drama of the show i don't know i just wish that would come up not in a way of like throwing her friend under the bus and and seeking a fourth apology for something that he's already apologized for multiple times and then on camera saying you know, I thought I was over it, but like, I don't know, maybe I'm not.

As if she's deciding not to be over it, just for storyline like yeah we would love to hear about your relationship and we would love you know the representation it's just she's going about in a way that just feels inauthentic and performative and it's also kind of like i and that's it i agree with mary where i'm like i want to know about you as the person or your relationship and what what else you've got going on but i'm like It seems like what's the ultimate goal here is like to ruin Danny and Nia's relationship.

They just, they have four kids under four.

Like, I'm like, why are we harping on this person to where it's like trying to be like, you're you're not the person that everybody thinks you are but i'm like then then then just don't with him right and i appreciated that she

had a conversation with danny where she expressed like that's what's so

really

that they're all still friends with jax it's like you're sitting here being like yeah who's got four little babies then he's trying to have a healthy relationship with his wife he blacks out i don't condone that behavior i think it's icky however i'm just like you guys are friends with jax yeah and yet we're sitting here being like danny isn't around you You guys are friends with Jesse.

Read the messages that he sends Brittany.

I mean, on the topic of Jasmine, a video that is definitely resurfacing is her choking Nick Vial on the

you know, we've we've touched on it a couple times because first of all, I think it was like, oh, that's funny that she was on Nick Season and now she's on the valley.

Like, that was the correlation.

And then now it's getting a little like, you're really pushing this like dark Danny.

He touched me without my consent narrative, which may all be true, but then it's just like interesting because you did do the same thing to my husband when you were on his show.

And like, well, there's a clip going around of people being like, this is the same Jasmine from Nick's season.

And like, you know, a bunch of people have sent it to me.

And like Jasmine's in the comments being like, this is iconic.

And it's like, oh, well, since we're just like not getting over shit, like, why is this iconic?

The truth is, like, you know, I know Jasmine didn't appreciate, you know, she got into her backstory.

Like, I did not appreciate the way the show like sexualized me on that show.

So that's not necessarily the fault of the women.

But like there was a great deal of the people on that cast that like leaned into that narrative.

And the truth is like the way that like boundaries I had set communicated were like laughed at, ignored.

Like it.

If I told you like the specific details of some of the shit that went down that I had to like put up with and go through in ways I was made uncomfortable, like jaws would be on the floor.

And I'm not here to like,

you know, bring up old shit for other people to do with it.

Like it's, it's a crazy environment.

But like Jasmine was blackout drunk from like week four until she went home.

And like so much so that after week four in Wisconsin, like she got so drunk and like did some shit that like I asked to like have her sent home and for whatever reason was told I had to wait a couple weeks.

In week five, when we got to New Orleans, I was like, hey, did like, what did she have to say to what she did?

And they were, I was told, like, she doesn't remember.

So I avoided her in New Orleans.

Oh, wow.

And when we got got to the virgin islands when she like choked me uh after she got blackout drunk again on the volleyball date and i was just so fed up with like her behavior like the reality is like the stuff that she is accusing danny of her behavior and the way she made me uncomfortable was infinitely worse and like Have I since like laughed it off or choose to let it go?

For sure.

Like, again, like I give all those people grace in that environment because like there's just a lot of, you know, who knows?

I don't know why they chose to act the way they did.

But like, again, like in this performative behavior, regardless of how I felt about her behavior, you know, or the fact that like I have decided to get over it, the behavior itself was insanely inappropriate.

And for her to like push this narrative on this person who, again, we all know has apologized multiple times and she's accepted his apology multiple times.

And for her to keep bringing it up while simultaneously joking that what she did to me was iconic feels kind of messed up.

There was also a video that I saw of her like trying to pull you for like, I guess it was like a cocktail party or something.

And you were with someone else and she was like, can I take you?

And you were like, oh, she just like asked for me.

And she was like, well, no, I wanted to.

And it was like, you could visibly see you being like, I don't want to go with this person.

There were several people in that cast who, again, like.

didn't give a fuck about any boundaries I set or communicated.

And Jasmine was one of the biggest offenders of that.

And like, again, whatever, I have moved on.

I'm over it.

But like, to see her go after Danny in this manner while completely dismissing her behavior is fucking wild.

It also is just crazy to see her like, I mean, she's been friends with Jason for this long.

And like for her to act that way towards Jason and towards his wife was just like something I would never do to someone I call a friend.

Like that's just like not the way I would approach a friend.

It's not the way I would behave.

It's not the way I would like speak to my friend's wife.

I mean, that that was like on all sides of the board inappropriate.

And like, I mean, I feel, I felt for Janet and Jason in that moment of just like, who the fuck is this person?

Like, it was literally like they were like, oh, this person's our friend.

And then they turned a switch and like created this scene.

And they were both like.

who the fuck it was like they were both rattled at jason literally was like he kind of almost called it out he's like this is fake you know like and i know what it's like to be on reality tv and you realize someone's doing a scene you know, in Bachelor World, you feel it a lot where you're like, what the fuck is going?

Who, what, what is, what are you doing?

But I think definitely maybe bachelor world, but you don't really know those people that well.

Like, Jason's been friends with Jasmine for seven years.

Yeah.

She's trying very hard to stay on the show.

I mean, it is just crazy, as you were saying before, like.

All of these people enable Jax Taylor and they're all like okay with the way that he speaks to Britney and the stuff that he does.

And like, I haven't seen one of these people.

Obviously, granted, like, he's been in therapy this this whole time or lack thereof, rehab or whatever he's at.

But like no one, and I hope that we see it soon.

No one has stood up to Jax the way that they like, quote unquote, want to stand up to Danny and Nia and be like, your husband's so fucked.

You're, that's, he's, he's.

an alcoholic.

He's this, he's that.

You're, my, my ex did drugs and alcohol and he, I'm comparing him to, you know, like, I feel like no one,

everyone is like blowing Danny out of proportion while we have like Jax Taylor, who is over and over and over again shown us he's a bad guy.

Danny, who has four kids under four, who is like, again, like his, his behavior was inappropriate and not okay.

But like the way they are going after this guy.

Jax had to go to a facility because of an incident that occurred right before cameras were picked up.

Talk about not being able to keep it in the box.

He's throwing chairs, putting holes in walls.

And then we're all just like, okay, well, I hope you're doing well in rehab.

But Danny, father of four, he got drunk one night and got handsy.

Where again, I'm not excusing the behavior, but I'm just like the parallels that like we treat Jax, who has even admitted this episode of how abusive he is to his wife and that he's just got used to treating her like shit.

We are okay with this person coming back into the group or giving excuses and allowances because he checked himself into a facility for a couple weeks, but we don't have grace for a...

working father of four trying to like maintain his marriage, provide for his family, got too drunk.

At least he didn't actually like do something that would be like crazy.

Like I'm just like, he did.

He put his hands on somebody, not okay, but I'm like, the way that we're making this out is as if he like assaulted someone.

The constant talking behind Danny and Nia's back.

It's like, I feel like a lot of people on this cast, and Jasmine is one of these people, do a lot of these, like the drama happens behind people's back and not to their faces.

And it's like.

Danny woke up from a nap and was like, oh, everyone's mad at me?

Yeah.

It's like you brought this up to Danny.

He apologized.

And then you realized, oh, it's actually like, I actually had a problem with something deeper than that you brought it up again which i appreciated great yeah it's like it was a one-time offense that danny did and these people have watched jax taylor over and over and over again even the first season the way he treated her and at the lake house when they were all together no one said anything like they all just allowed him to act that way and to treat her this way and so it's like now for them to like for jasmine to hold danny to this fire of like you put your hands on me and you made me call you daddy or whatever the hell happened is like not okay.

He has apologized several times.

Him and his wife have gone to therapy to work on it.

Seemingly he hasn't like acted that way again.

He like the last time we saw him get drunk, he put himself to bed.

So it's like, how is there not growth?

How have we not moved on?

It is very desperate for a storyline and I am over it.

Yeah.

And I want to be clear.

I'm not saying I'm not over what happened on the show.

It's just like, it's just like annoying to see her act this way and call out this behavior with.

Well, it's just hypocritical.

Then you have Brittany over here putting post-it notes on her freaking security cameras because you've got Jax texting her, being like, I can hear everything that you're saying.

Like, she's unsafe.

Like, this is giving enough.

Yeah.

And yet we're like, fuck Danny.

But I'm like, Jax is okay.

We'll pick up his phone call and FaceTime and say, hope you're doing well, buddy.

While his wife is, his ex-wife is trying to hide from him.

Yeah, we got, we got Jesse spending Michelle's money and being more focused on looking rich than like providing for his his family uh we have him terrorizing her trying to veto doctors in the middle of his wife giving birth and

but no let's let's focus on danny getting like too drunk exactly it's uh it's crazy but man jesse just not present this show he was in a little this episode was he was in a little flashback of what they the the cornhole game that they did and all right

give me more kristen and luke yeah the one couple that doesn't make you depressed.

Truly.

Yeah, Luke's another, also, I feel like a pretty stand-up guy.

I mean, like, even Andy Cohen said, like, The Valley is the darkest show on Bravo.

Like, I do think it's getting, like, don't get me wrong, love the drama, but like, someone who is used to be called Crazy Kristen, who like seems to have done a lot of work, who has been vulnerable.

We've seen her mature and grow on TV.

Like, give me some aspirational shit once in a while here.

I'm just tired of the Jack Taylor check-ins where he gives this performative growth.

And it's so performative because we see the FaceTime calls and then we see what he's doing to Britney in the same day.

It's like and we also see what he's doing now in present day.

Yeah, post-rehab.

But it's also, but it's also like Jason kind of pissed me off a little bit with his conversation with Jax where he was like, and I get like wanting to support your friend, but then everything we've been saying of like, at a certain point, I think it's okay to cut someone off.

And like for him to just be like, I'm so happy for you.

I'm so proud of you.

I'm like, you're talking to Jax Taylor.

Yeah.

Like, be for real for a second.

He's going to do the same shit when he gets there.

Yeah.

And then immediately you cut to the Britney thing of like, I can hear you.

And it's like, okay, well, well, that's kind of what Janet was saying when we interviewed her.

Of like, you know, he would have these calls with Jason and be like, oh, I'm doing so great.

And this accountability here and this accountability here.

And then Janet would go hang out with Britney and she'd come back home and be like, well, Jax was just doing this to Brittany.

And they would like compare notes.

And it's, yeah, it's like, but

clearly

so talk through.

It's crazy.

But I do have to say that I did find it adorable that Luke was having a problem opening up the beach chair, but it's like this man is like building.

He's like, when the car breaks down, he's able to look under the hood, but he gets this little chair and he's like, and Kristen's like, do you want me to Google how to do it?

I just thought that was really cute.

It's a stroller.

He's just, he's a man.

I hope we get Luke changing diapers.

Season three.

Oh, I can't wait.

I was surprised we didn't get any law action at the beach.

Yeah, I didn't even realize that she was there.

Oh, and then

we have Sheena talking about her hemorrhoids.

Oh, yeah.

She is trying really hard.

Did you see she got obviously some heat from last week's

jump in?

She was like, I was jerking.

And she gave, I don't know, she was like in the comments arguing with people.

Well, the editors definitely did her dirty.

She definitely said something and they just cut it out.

So it looks like she's just standing there.

There was one great way.

I don't know.

Maybe they did cut it out, but it was so good that they cut it out.

I doubt it.

Like, if it was worthy of TD, they would have kept it in.

You know, like, I don't doubt she said something.

And I don't doubt she said a lot.

But, like,

you know,

like, I don't think

no one's there being like, you know, has a bone to pick with anyone that they're going to take out good, riveting content.

Because Lala Slade, and I will say, like, having Lala come back last week, I was like, you know what?

Put her in this cast.

I'm ready for it.

Like, do it.

I realized I like don't need to know that any of these these people in this group do anal.

Like, I'm good, you know?

Yeah.

Could have done, I could have lived my life not knowing that.

I mean, let's normalize it.

No, I, I get it, but, like, I don't need to picture Sheena and Brock, like, Sheena getting her hemorrhoids, and then Janet and Jason, like doing, and then Janet being like, Michelle, like, what about you and Anal?

It's like, I'm just good.

Like, like, we don't need to put that on TV.

Like, keep it in your friend group.

Do we have to talk about everything to normalize it?

Listen, whatever you want to do, people, whoever you are, it's okay.

You know what?

No judgment zone.

Be you.

If you're an adult and it's consensual, have a party pop off.

I actually think we should normalize hemorrhoids.

Don't need to talk about it.

Like, again,

we all have bodies.

We get it.

You know?

Again, it's just like TM.

Hey, normalize that between you and your doctor.

Between you and your doctor.

Yeah.

Like,

we're all humans.

We all have funky shit going on.

Like, let's not be so insecure.

We need to blast it on the internet or on TV that we have to have everyone be like, you know what?

Same.

I have an itchy asshole too.

Like, we don't

just assume everyone's butt itches at some point in the day or online.

We all see the wiggle.

Yeah.

You know, like, it's, you know.

Like, you have jock itch.

Great.

Shut the fuck up.

You have BV?

Awesome.

I've also been there once or twice in my life, but like, we all don't all need to know what your vagina smells like.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

You're gassy today.

You know what?

Same.

But like, shut the fuck up.

Okay.

You guys.

Well, speaking of funky shit, how often do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?

I know that was crazy.

Oh my sorry.

Mary's been waiting.

Favorite.

Wait, we've got to preface it.

This is Next Gen.

Obviously, they premiered this week the new like show on Bravo of all of the kids of famous parents in New York City.

I have to say, it kind of felt like it revolved around Brooks Marks, which is fine.

Which is fine.

I feel like he definitely was like, you know, the Kyle Cook of Summer House.

You know, he's a little bit of like the, everyone here is like my friend.

I've introduced.

I've made this like web of people.

It felt a little, you know, first episode.

It's first episode.

First episode.

First episode.

But yes,

one of the

cast members georgia i guess she seems to throw a lot of parties in new york city claims she's like never washed her hands she loves germs she eats stuff off the like ground in new york city that's disgusting she said my body she said my body my joy i'm upset she said normalize eating things off the street no i have to say ariana's boyfriend being the heir of Zaxby's is like the like the craziest thing I've ever heard being from the South.

I mean, all hail our Lord and Savior grace.

I'm not familiar with Zaxby's.

It's like raisin canes, pretty much.

It's like fried chicken, sauce, toast, fries,

crinkle fries, you know.

And I was raised on Zaxby's.

And the fact that he is the heir of it.

Also, I did find it very alarming that he's like telling Ariana, like, now it's our problem, you sending your mom money.

Like, y'all are dating, bro.

Like, this is not y'all's problem.

Like, it's her money.

Put her ring out.

She already had her parents steal her money.

She doesn't need you.

Yeah.

Like, just her brand deals.

Also, Kim Zulsiak stealing her daughter's money.

Crazy.

It actually made me kind of saw that she was like, and my mom's doing well, and my dad's working.

And I was like, oh, I didn't realize she'd be so transparent about like the parents' struggles.

And I'm sure I'd want her.

I'm rooting for her and Riley's friendship.

There's nothing else they are giving when it comes to like having no shame talking about their personal lives.

I could not imagine River getting older, starting to do brand deals in her teenage years, getting a boyfriend, and then going on a TV show and openly having this fucking boyfriend of hers talk shit about us like we're bad parents if that's what happens it's our fault i just i that that's my nightmare some

guy talking about us on tv i i love my mother i i'm proud of the relationship i have with my mother i consider myself to be very close with my mother a bit of a mama's boy no no shame in that

shoot Boy, Brooks and Meredith, they are close.

They are close.

That's that, that photo shoot.

the people love it.

The people love it, though.

The people being me gives me more.

I do love it too.

Yeah.

And a sister.

They're like little tripods.

Chloe.

Oh, my God.

Charlie, I cannot wait until nine years down the line when this show blows up and Charlie gets canceled.

I hate him.

Well, this show is the new Vanderpump, and Charlie is potentially the Jacks.

He's like a Chuck Bass and gossip girl.

Oh, it's just like you say every day.

To be a crypto trader that doesn't make money.

I love it.

Listen,

I think this show has a lot of potential.

Love a New York-based reality TV show, especially since Rony is having its struggles.

Just like whether it's Sex in the City or Next Gen, you give me life in New York, like I'm going to give you a shot, you know?

But let's put respect on Vanderpump's name here.

Let's, let's not just call it already in the new Vanderpump.

Like, you know, these people have a lot to fucking live up to.

Do they have potential?

Sure.

Are we down to give them a shot?

But like, first of all, we already have Southern hospitality that's, you know, holding their own in that space.

They're doing a decent job.

Like, we need to, we need to walk before we run let's not let's not crown them uh with one episode they are around the same age yeah you're right i will say maybe it's not the next vanderpump but i do think i hope it is i've seen a lot of chatter online of like what is the gen z version of girls the show girls and i think it is next gen

it can be and maybe it will and i'm rooting for them but to be determined Well, part of me thinks that Bravo thinks it's the next Vanderpump because they did a cast photo with like a web and they did that for the first season of Vanderpump Rules.

So that's where I'm like, I think they know that this has the potential.

I also think Bravo Nepo Babies, it's much like sports Nepo babies.

I think they just proved themselves on the court and the court in this case being a confessional.

And so far,

their stats looking good to me.

All right.

Well, I think that will do it.

If you haven't checked out the Going Deeper episode with Dakota, it is out now.

People are talking about, don't be the person, the one person in the world who hasn't listened to it.

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