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Speaker 1 Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the incomparable and handsome Ronnie Carom.

Speaker 1 Hi Ronnie, how are you? Well, hello, how are you?

Speaker 1 I am absolutely fabulous. Like one of your favorite sitcoms.
Just, you know,

Speaker 1 enjoy. We're midweek here.
It's hump day. We're having a great time.
I keep on thinking it's Thursday.

Speaker 1 I've thought it's Thursday the past three days, which is rough when you think it's Thursday all week long. But now we're actually approaching Thursday, so I'm feeling great.

Speaker 1 We have some real housewives at Beverly Hills to discuss today. We will also be recapping on a separate episode, Denise Richards and Her Wild Things.

Speaker 1 Also, this week, very, very exciting.

Speaker 1 I think this is the reason why I've been thinking it's Thursday all week long is because I can't stop thinking about it.

Speaker 1 Traders finale is this Thursday, and we have been recapping the entire season on Patreon. So if you've been wondering where our Traders recaps are, they're over there.

Speaker 1 Now, if you are not a Patreon member, you know, obviously we encourage you to join watchercrappins.coms. I mean, patreon.com slash watchercrappins.

Speaker 1 but something has happened in the world of patreon and apple which is that apple has introduced kind of this apple tax which means that if you sign up through your through a patreon app as opposed to just going to the patreon website normally uh if you go through the app apple is going to take a 30

Speaker 1 cut of that subscription i mean it's not doesn't impact you you pay the same amount we're just saying no no it doesn't impact them it's more expensive oh it does?

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 the prices through the Apple app are more expensive. So if you want 30% less, sign up online.
Just sign up online and then you can still use the Apple app. Crazy.
I know. They're such greedy fucks.

Speaker 1 Like they're honestly such greedy fucks. And what do they do for that 30%?

Speaker 1 Nothing, nothing.

Speaker 1 They have a unique little app. So if you want to use the app, still use the app.
Just sign up via web browser. Wow, that is, that is really upsetting to hear.

Speaker 1 So yeah, go to the web browser. I mean, all these platforms raising their prices incessantly

Speaker 1 for what? And then, you know, like, it's so funny.

Speaker 1 There was the whole strike last year and all these, all these streamers and platforms said, like, but we have no money as they continue to raise the price over and over and over again.

Speaker 1 I wish we could go on strike, but we won't.

Speaker 1 Who would we talk about housewives with? I mean, that's one reason we'll never go on strike. Our heads will explode if we don't have somebody to talk about this shit with.

Speaker 1 Also, picketing is really hard.

Speaker 1 It's really annoying.

Speaker 1 I picketed during that strike and I had to hold a sign and you walk around and it's hot and humid. And let me tell you something.
It looks like it's easy. You just walk in circles.

Speaker 1 It gets old really quickly. It doesn't look easy to me.
It's hard to even walk around a grocery store.

Speaker 1 The other day I was in the HEB and I went from the produce to the eggs just to see how expensive eggs were because, you know, I want to be one of those people who's like, eggs, eggs are so expensive.

Speaker 1 I wanted to do that. So I did it.
It was fun. It was like a tourist thing in the store.
So I went over to the egg section and I was like, this is exhausting. I'm so tired.

Speaker 1 Like I looked at my steps on my app,

Speaker 1 on my watch. I was like, how many steps did I take?

Speaker 1 I'm aged five years.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 What was your pick a chant? Was it like, hell no, we will go actually. This is a lot of work.
No, I did this. I went and I stood in front of the eggs and I went, eggs, $8.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. And then everyone, I know.
And then everyone started going like, not everyone, but like a couple of people are like, isn't it ridiculous? What is this world coming to?

Speaker 1 Just wait until the tariffs come.

Speaker 1 It was fun. I was rabble-arousing.
Yeah, I like that. You should have also added in, we're here, we're queer, and we're not used to these egg prices.

Speaker 1 I don't know any of that. We're here, eggs, we're queer eggs.
Get used to it. I mean, if they were queer eggs, I would pay that much money.
That would be awesome to have like gay eggs.

Speaker 1 I'd be like, here's my talent. I mean, I feel like.
If the eggs prices were wrapped up in the eggs of silver whites, I would support it, but I don't think it is. You're making eggs.

Speaker 1 You're like, I believe in life after love.

Speaker 1 I just start singing share. That's my protest.
Queer eggs.

Speaker 1 Old queer eggs. Queer eggs.
It's like really old.

Speaker 1 No chapel roan for me. I'm still sticking with

Speaker 1 my old pain egg dance.

Speaker 1 Pony eggs.

Speaker 1 So we're in that kind of mood. By the way, next week we're going back out on the road.
We're going to Cincinnati.

Speaker 1 we're going to minneapolis and we're going to toronto a uh love all three of those uh cities i cannot wait to go back um so join us there please you can find uh ticket links on our website watchworkrabins.com and then we're going to go to a whole bunch of other places later in the month like

Speaker 1 Atlanta. By the way, New Atlantic is coming up this weekend, and it's really good.
And all the whole schedule is there. So watchworkrappins.com.

Speaker 1 And we will be announcing what we're doing next weekend for live shows on Friday. So check out our Instagram.
And we'll also mention it here on the show. But

Speaker 1 that's where you find out. No, we will never mention it.
It's a secret until you get there.

Speaker 1 We really don't know because it's such a weird in-between time for Bravo. I'm used to having like multiple housewives to choose from, you know, at the end of the week, mid to end of the week.

Speaker 1 And we don't have that. So what will it be? We don't know.

Speaker 1 I know. And we're also doing like a Sunday show, which we don't often do Sunday shows.
So it's like, what do we recap all the way on a Sunday when all the content aired earlier in the week?

Speaker 1 So we're going to figure it all out, but it'll be fun no matter what.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's going to be fun times. I'm excited to be here.
You know, it's a great time.

Speaker 1 I'm excited to start egg rabble all over the country. I'm going to every grocery store in every town and going, oh, the price of eggs on the run.
We're going to divide it up. Yeah, you do that.

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 so I'm talking to like Michael's on Southern Hospitality. So let's get all on the recap.

Speaker 1 Real Houses of Beverly Hills, season 14, episode 14. 14, 14, everyone.
Hemlines and headlines. You know,

Speaker 1 I sewed a shirt last night. I finished sewing a shirt last night.
I almost wore it on today's Crap is On Demand. And then I thought it would be ridiculous.
So I didn't. And now I kind of wish I had.

Speaker 1 I'm sad. I don't think it's ridiculous at all.
I saw it on your Instagram. I think it looks really good, that shirt.
I was like, wow. Ben's inner style is really coming out with you learning to sew.

Speaker 1 Like, I'm starting to see what you're

Speaker 1 going for, like what you're, you know, like your inner style. I don't know.

Speaker 1 Well, it's, it's funny. You know what's actually funny is that if I go to a store, I don't really know what to buy for myself.

Speaker 1 And I usually wind up, I always get like sort of something that's like blue or gray. And it's always kind of like samey same.
It's a little safe. But when I sew,

Speaker 1 I think going to the store, I see fun fabrics. I'm like, that looks fun.
Wouldn't this be wild? And so I make these wild things for myself. But then when I shop very tamely for myself, it's not fun.

Speaker 1 It's like before you eat, you eat, you eat queer eggs before you sew. You're like, yes, like you're living your brain.
It's my life under that sewing machine. I love it.

Speaker 1 Oh, I got some crazy ass fabric also that is

Speaker 1 guys. Here's a teaser.

Speaker 1 There's going to be a wild, wild shirt coming down the pike. I got the craziest fabric that it'll be hilarious.
Anyway, so fashion, right?

Speaker 1 Well, I just want you to know while we're talking about fashion, I'm very proud of you.

Speaker 1 Thanks, Ronnie.

Speaker 1 Thank you. Because that's all people do fashion for.
They just need people to say they're proud.

Speaker 1 Are you proud of me or are you just proud because you just did a protest for queer eggs?

Speaker 1 I'm proud of you. I'm proud of queer eggs.
I'm proud of everybody. No, but I'm proud of you.
I am a queer egg. So let's do this.

Speaker 1 So Bose is at home and really her only scene today is that she made tea for her daughter. And

Speaker 1 it's true. That kind of bad for her because she didn't get any scenes today, but it was nice.
And she's like, oh, I picked the lemongrass myself. And her daughter's like, where?

Speaker 1 And she's like, from the jar.

Speaker 1 I know, she made a, by the way, she made a vanilla lemongrass tea. I don't know if I would like that tea.
I'm going to say that right now. I think I would like the lemongrass part of it.

Speaker 1 I don't think I want vanilla in my tea. I think vanilla lemongrass, I don't know how you make vanilla lemongrass and it's not sweet also.
I don't know. Vanilla

Speaker 1 makes everything better.

Speaker 1 Because vanilla, every sweet recipe calls for vanilla. I mean, I eat overnight oats every day.
Like that's my newest thing that I'm obsessing over.

Speaker 1 And the only thing that makes that taste good is vanilla. I don't care.
You can put anything else in it. It won't taste right.

Speaker 1 But if you put some vanilla plus everything else, vanilla is a miracle worker, guys. You know what this world means? Vanilla.
Vanilla.

Speaker 1 Yeah, move over eggs, vanilla is in town. Now, vanilla is great.

Speaker 1 And there was a whole article in the New York Times about why, why do we say vanilla like such a pejorative all the time when it's actually such an important ingredient with so much flavor?

Speaker 1 That's like really expensive and valuable. But we still are like, ew, that's vanilla.
I'll spend $18 for that tiny jar of vanilla, please. So it's like, obviously, like nice, but vanilla is expensive.

Speaker 1 That's true. But it goes, it can go in crazy.
It can go in a crazy direction. Vanilla extract, fabulous.
Vanilla flavoring, I don't know.

Speaker 1 You mean like the artificial flavoring?

Speaker 1 Yeah, just like if you were to have like a vanilla scented candle, which you obviously don't eat, or like a vanilla, like

Speaker 1 if you have some sort of like maybe a vanilla mocha, something another, sometimes that vanilla flavor goes on strong. And that's where my red flags are going off with this tea.

Speaker 1 I just feel like, isn't the lemongrass good enough? Why do you have to add the vanilla to it? Well, I can guarantee you, no other podcast had this much controversy over Bose's time on the show today.

Speaker 1 No other podcast has been 10 minutes in and has only discussed eggs and vanilla

Speaker 1 and the apple tax. Guess what we're in a hurry to do? Nothing.

Speaker 1 Okay, so now we go over to LA Model Management and Carcel's there with Jade.

Speaker 1 And they've got their, you know, modeling agent over there who's like, guys, I've got a little surprise for you. It's your, it's your, your cute card or whatever it's called, your comp card.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And it's, it's Jade's first comp card thing.

Speaker 1 And Garcel's like, wow, you got your card, your comp card. That's huge.
And he just seems so uninterested. He's like, cool.

Speaker 1 Well, let me tell you what they didn't give me as a model for chunky clothes at Dillard's when I was, you know, a teenager. A comp card.
Give me that. Where's my comp card?

Speaker 1 What, fat kids just don't get those? You know, it was one of those times where I just get mad at skinny kids just for being skinny. Like, what do you get to be a model for? Guess what?

Speaker 1 They looked at me and they said, you know what you'd be good for? To repaint all of the bowling ball racks in the bowling alley. Get to it or you're never getting allowance again.

Speaker 1 Okay, that's what fat kids get.

Speaker 1 Wow. The original pink pony girl, Bonnie Karen.

Speaker 1 Why?

Speaker 1 Is that what that song's about? She's like, her mom's like, my mom called me up and said, oh, you're a pink pony girl.

Speaker 1 Like, like, her mom doesn't let, if I remember correctly, which is not like I haven't heard the song in forever, but I so rarely actually listen to lyrics. She's like.

Speaker 1 living out in West Hollywood and her mom's like, get back to Tennessee right now. You're a pink pony girl.

Speaker 1 You're not someone who hangs out with the queers of West Hollywood. And then she's like, no, I'm in the pink pony club.

Speaker 1 Now, this could be a totally inaccurate, but that was always my interpretation of the lyrics.

Speaker 1 That whole song has been about eggs being expensive this whole time.

Speaker 1 Sorry, I'll let go of eggs. I don't know why I'm so upset like we're about eggs, but I am.

Speaker 1 Don't let go. So we're at Sutton's house, and

Speaker 1 she is wearing some red, some thick red frame glasses. And so she is, she FaceTimes Reba and she's like, hi, mom, how are you? And she's like, I could be, would be, kind of, could be such an okay.

Speaker 1 It's like, okay, mom, thank you. I'm excited to see you tomorrow.
She goes, yeah, well, of course, my hair is freezing up, but these are the sacrifices you make for a needy daughter in California.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry, were you not going for one of the mushrooms in Super Mario? Because

Speaker 1 you still look like that. So, I mean, I like that haircut.
She's just like, I want to thwart Mario. That's my look.

Speaker 1 I like it. It's like she has

Speaker 1 ravioli over half of her head. She has a giant gray-hair ravioli just hanging right here.
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 I wish Toad was like Reba. I hate Toad's personality.
Toad is like, he's like, yeah, all the time. And

Speaker 1 I would just love a bunch of Rebas who's like, oh, you want to go into the castle? Do you ever think that maybe she just isn't that into you? Maybe she likes Bowser, huh, Mario?

Speaker 1 She was trying to get kidnapped. Do you think it's strange that Peach is kidnapped every single video game? Okay, at some point, you need to realize Peach is trying to get away.

Speaker 1 You realize it's a fool's errand to ask me to be proud of you when you're just a plumber. Okay, I want that to go to Wall Street, Mario.

Speaker 1 So Sutton's super excited, but, you know, her hair is frizzy. And Sutton goes, we have people like that.
People like Dorita. Poor people, mother.

Speaker 1 Now, listen, your hair is frizzing, but at least your bank account is not on the fridge. Like Poorit!

Speaker 1 By the way, I thought that episode was so funny. And, you know, I know it was really controversial with the whole Pourit thing.

Speaker 1 People are like, oh my God, Satan's such a terrorist, which, you know, I think we would agree with, but still applaud.

Speaker 1 And I thought, well, that's such a stupid comment. And like, it's not that funny.
You know, like her reads, I thought were so stupid. Like, you're poor.
But man, it really caught on like wildfire.

Speaker 1 People are just calling Dorit Pourite all over the internet. So, you know what? Mission accomplished.
I guess she did a good job. Her gaze did well.

Speaker 1 Finally, after like six years of calling her Dorito, we now have Poorit instead. So that's good.

Speaker 1 She's making a new $5,000 jumpsuit that looks like

Speaker 1 you'd wear on Safari if you were herding the animals in Africa. And it's just going to say Pourite.
on the front of her.

Speaker 1 Why did it take us so long to come up with Poor Rit? Like, why did it take Sutton Strach to be the one to introduce Poorit to the masses?

Speaker 1 I feel like that's something that we as an internet community should have been able to introduce like several years ago.

Speaker 1 I feel like it's probably something they stole from a comment thread somewhere, you know, probably is a Reddit thing or something.

Speaker 1 Although I don't think I've seen it there before, but I see it now every single day. Poor reason.

Speaker 1 So then we go over to Kathy Hilton and Kyle is picking her up and, you know, Kathy's trying to get into the mailbox. She's like, Kathy, get into my car.
It's a mailbox. She's like, oh,

Speaker 1 wow. She's like, can you believe this? Hey, I'm wearing all black in the heat.
I'm just not in the movie. You're like, I'm not in the movie because I'm single now.

Speaker 1 Well, she would have worn a different color, but unfortunately, that involves opening up a French door into a separate closet. And she hasn't quite mastered how to open a French door just yet.

Speaker 1 So Kathy is like, how are you doing?

Speaker 1 She's like, well, I think I'm like, I'm like a bit shocked and still like processing because like, honestly, I was in the car driving with Jen and she felt so bad to tell me, but she had to tell me.

Speaker 1 And Jen, I believe, Jen's her assistant, right?

Speaker 1 I think we saw her a few weeks ago sort of crammed up against the side of the car going to some party so this is of course referring to the headlines of Mauricio spotted kissing a new woman in a random airport in Greece where definitely there was a paparazzo just waiting Yeah,

Speaker 1 you know, the theories are all over on that one.

Speaker 1 People are saying it's probably just a Bravo fan in the airport that ended up selling it to TMZ, which I can kind of buy because last week I was like, this is Kyle or Mauricio.

Speaker 1 You know, I was onto that last week, but I can see how it was probably just one of us, you know? That's actually true. I mean, it's totally conceivable.

Speaker 1 I mean, iPhones are actually so powerful now that you could compete with a paparazzo, you know? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Windows is probably one of us.

Speaker 1 We get it. iPhone specifically.
We're like, fuck Apple. iPhones are the best in the world.
So she's very upset wearing black today because, you know, Mauricio is getting, getting some, some ass.

Speaker 1 And she's like, I'm just, I'm shocked. I'm processing.
Like, oh my God.

Speaker 1 And then we see headlines. Mauricio spotted kissing new woman.
And she's like, honestly, I was like, I don't even know. I mean,

Speaker 1 she said she lost the feelings in her legs when she saw that. Like, Jen did.

Speaker 1 And, you know, I was like, maybe it's because I've been crushing you up to the side of the car and not really giving you legroom, but still, you don't deserve it. You're an assistant.

Speaker 1 I don't believe that Jen lost feelings in her legs when she saw that photo. That is some assistant bullshit right there.
That's someone angling for a raise. No,

Speaker 1 I guarantee every assistant that sees something like that is chuckling and sending it to a group chat somewhere with other assistants. Okay.
There's no assistant who sees that and is like, oh,

Speaker 1 oh my God.

Speaker 1 I lost my feelings in my legs.

Speaker 1 That's the only people Kyle buyers, you know? Like, she hangs out with that guy, her best friend, who's so sweet. Like, he seems so sweet.
He's on E or something now. And he's always like, Kyle.

Speaker 1 Like, she loves that energy around her. Just like, oh my God, Kyle, I saw something about Maurizio and I lost my legs.
Literally, I'm in a wheelchair. I'm in a wheelchair.

Speaker 1 Jen, oh my God, like we were walking through Whole Foods and she was just sliding across the floor because she says she still couldn't even use her legs yet. She was so in shock from that photo.

Speaker 1 It was so hard for Jen to check me out at Whole Foods. I mean, she was just watching her drag herself to the checkout lane.
I had to lift her actually to scam things.

Speaker 1 And when they said, why are you lifting a grown woman? I said, because she's in shock. She saw a photo of Mauricio in the Myconos airport kissing someone, and then down went the cash register.

Speaker 1 She just was like right there on the floor, everyone losing feelings in their legs. Oh, is that in a tabloid? No, no, I mean, it's just only on me, but still, huge news, huge.

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Speaker 1 You know, why is Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt, why are they still on the cover of every tabloid? It's so weird. I noticed that at the grocery store.
Can you tell?

Speaker 1 I had a very eventful time at the grocery store. Why are they still? Why is it the same people from like 40 years ago on the cover of every tabloid? It's bizarre.

Speaker 1 True, but like, who else are they going to put on there, right? Teeny Others? I mean, if you're going to reach into the past, at least bring me people I want to know about.

Speaker 1 What happened to Teeny Others? Who's she fucking?

Speaker 1 Who's Tina Yothers fucking? Okay.

Speaker 1 We need to.

Speaker 1 Is she fucking Brad Pitt? I don't think so. Did she lose her feeling in her legs when she she saw Maurizio kissing that girl? I'd like to know.

Speaker 1 Thank you.

Speaker 1 So yeah, she has no feelings in her legs now. So Kathy's like, well, how are you doing? And

Speaker 1 she goes, yeah. Oh,

Speaker 1 so Kathy's like,

Speaker 1 so she lost her legs when she saw what? She goes, the picture of Maurizio. Who? Maurizio, my ex-husband, and that girl kissing.
Oh, yeah, I saw that.

Speaker 1 She's like, well, isn't that why you're asking how I'm doing?

Speaker 1 Well, kind of, yeah, but I wanted you to bring it up. I don't know.
I knew eventually we would see something like that. I just didn't want to be the one to say it.

Speaker 1 So we're allowed to talk about this on camera? Are you going to refuse to speak to me for three more years?

Speaker 1 They're all like, we've always thought Barcio was a man whore and we were just waiting for him to start manhoring it up now that you guys have separated. So Kyle's like, I saw it.

Speaker 1 Like everyone else saw it on TMZ. It's just like very strange to see.

Speaker 1 And I was expecting to see him in person out or like at a restaurant or maybe he'd be like in a country music video with a hot girl. I don't know, but like, not like this, yeah.

Speaker 1 And she's like, Well, I don't want to feel guilty because, like, I mean, he's allowed to do what he wants, you know, but like, it's also like, why are you being so irresponsible?

Speaker 1 Kyle, you have been following that lady around and calling the paparazzi to take your picture for literally years now. Just stop.

Speaker 1 I can't with Kyle and her, like, how could he, how could he purposely be in paparazzi pictures with the person he's having an affair with? Come to Morgan Wade, March 17th at the palladium.

Speaker 1 But also, didn't again, didn't Kyle kind of like, didn't she, wasn't she the one who kind of like got this separation on the, you know, like on its on its rails?

Speaker 1 Like, wasn't this sort of like at her wishes? I don't know if we ever got that articulated, that it was like her choice.

Speaker 1 They made it like it was a mutual thing, but it seemed like all of last season was about how she wasn't feeling it anymore and she had been pulling away from Riccio. So I don't know.

Speaker 1 Because Racio wasn't around, like, he was working too hard when she needed him the most. Yeah.
You know, I get the whole being hurt thing.

Speaker 1 It's just the paparazzo thing is where I'm calling bullshit with Kyle because she's the worst at calling paparazzian herself.

Speaker 1 It's like, look, Kyle, Kyle Richards is passing Bold Navy with lesbian lover and Morgan Wayne.

Speaker 1 Kyle's like,

Speaker 1 so am I going to feel differently now? Is he not going to like want to be as nice to me now?

Speaker 1 Is he like not going to be allowed to, like if he has a new person, like is he not going to be allowed to be nice to me with a new person like in his life?

Speaker 1 Like these are the thoughts that are going through my head that I'm just gonna, like, maybe also implant in my daughter's mind that there's like a new evil person somehow in our family.

Speaker 1 I don't know, like, is this what's gonna happen to me now? We're having the best divorce ever. Like, that was really holding on to that.
Like, now I might lose that. Yeah,

Speaker 1 which I think is a valid concern because she can still have she, they can still play family, you know, when he's single.

Speaker 1 They can still like play family, but then if there's another lady there, it's gonna be

Speaker 1 yeah, you can't play family anymore, but also, she has been really like, she is, she has been really

Speaker 1 taking a victory lap with her friends, you know, saying like, well, we just kind of have like the best divorce. Like, we don't fight.
Like, everything is fine. Like, we're kind of great.

Speaker 1 So this may threaten this whole identity that she's built up of herself as being like a model for consciously uncoupling. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So she's like, well, yesterday I wanted to write him and say like, who is that?

Speaker 1 I thought it's none of my business. And, you know, and it's not.
And Kathy's like, no, no. I mean, right now it's none of your business.
Kathy, I'm sorry. Was I not allowed to say that?

Speaker 1 Are you going to stop speaking to me for

Speaker 1 Kathy? Just always having to check in.

Speaker 1 So then we go to Erica's house, and Erica is doing that thing where there's no HGTV to show off your house. So she's just doing it herself.

Speaker 1 She's just like crying in every room, like, oh my God, look how glamorous it all came together. I'd like to thank me for being

Speaker 1 so true to myself. Like me.

Speaker 1 And Martin Lawrence Blood is there.

Speaker 1 Hello, hello. Look at all this glamour this morning.
And we see before and after. It's like

Speaker 1 it's one cluttered room becomes a different type of cluttered room, but it does look really good. It's a little busy for my taste, but it does look like it has an artistic point of view.

Speaker 1 So it looks, you know,

Speaker 1 he's a pro. He knows what he's doing.
Yeah, I think it looks great. I love the wallpaper.
You know, I'm a wallpaper person. The wallpaper was great.

Speaker 1 It's maybe a little overdone on the wallpaper, but I liked it. I thought it was really nice.
The wallpaper in the kitchen, specifically the kitchen, I think the kitchen looks great.

Speaker 1 He did like palm tree wallpaper and then like a palm,

Speaker 1 a palm tree looking gold light fixture in there. I thought that looked pretty good.
I like that. I actually thought the bedroom was his best room.
That one just looked fantastic.

Speaker 1 It was like the living room to me

Speaker 1 was really good.

Speaker 1 It's just a minor quibble. There was like a table that drove me nuts in there that had like little knobby legs and I just hated it.

Speaker 1 But other than that you know it looked great well he also does things where he puts those antique chairs everywhere where he's like oh it's like your marie antoinette this was actually from marie antoinette's douche room or whatever and he puts that in there i'm like erica ain't sitting in that give me a chair i can use i don't want some dusty ass old chair

Speaker 1 Oh, look at all this. It's all cleaned up and gorgeous.

Speaker 1 It looks gorgeous. About to tell you something.
Last night, I sat on this couch and I just took it all in.

Speaker 1 some dick that is i took in a lot of dick on the new sofa broke it right in

Speaker 1 uh and i really like that her best viewpoint is the one facing the new wall of mirrors she's like i just sat here right here in this couch and i just took in the view it's a view you're standing there's like 10 versions of you straight ahead you know he's like will you feel the new energy

Speaker 1 and so we've seen the before and after and i think he did a really good job he took a lot of her well he took some of the furniture and he still used it, you know, because this was like a cheap job for him.

Speaker 1 It's not a cheap job to us. I mean, 35 grand is not cheap, but for him, that's pretty cheap.

Speaker 1 And basically, a lot of that money was spent on taping off the walls to make straight line painting everywhere. He really loves that.
Like, look at the hallway.

Speaker 1 The bottom of the hallway is black, and then there's a black stripe, and then the rest is white.

Speaker 1 Look at the bungalow, stripes. I'm like, does every room in here have to wear horizontal stripes? You know,

Speaker 1 I do this for Sharon Osborne. So

Speaker 1 do I look fat in here?

Speaker 1 By the way, Erica is also taking a victory lap because her song was used in Anora,

Speaker 1 which when I saw Anora, amazingly, I did not pick out the Erica Jane song, but it was in there. So that's like...

Speaker 1 That's a thing. So she says, I feel like a new woman.
I feel like Anora. This is such a great great new beginning and it just feels like me.
And I don't look at the furniture and have past memories.

Speaker 1 I look at it and it's mine. Mine is a little bit of Razzle Dazzle.
Reference to Chicago, which I'm currently starring in. And it's a little bit of glamour.

Speaker 1 And the glamour is coming back to Erica Jane. I got an antique chip, a little antique table next to me, and the glamour is back.

Speaker 1 This house is so me. I tried to get earrings out of the jewelry box and it wouldn't give them to me, little fucker.

Speaker 1 Now I no longer have to live like a like a pauper in my small tiny two million dollar house now I can live the life of a wealthy person

Speaker 1 so Martin's like well you've you have a lifted energy you feel lighter to me she's like yes I am I'm smiling wait hold on one second let me try to do something that I've heard about it's called empathy

Speaker 1 Nope still doesn't work well you're not a miracle worker Martin what can I tell you he's like well, here's what you are. You're a phoenix in a world of, you're a phoenix in a den of gorgeousness.

Speaker 1 And then on cue, Erica's mom shows up like, hello, Phoenix Killer here. Hi.

Speaker 1 Hi, it's the ashes from which the Phoenix sprang.

Speaker 1 Oh, mom, you're here. She's like, I sure am.
Wow, this is magnificent.

Speaker 1 Listen, you can't have a Phoenix without someone to set it on fire first.

Speaker 1 hi oh look at this wallpaper you know joanne's going out of business so if you want me to get some things for this place i'll go real quick

Speaker 1 still don't fall for it renee mom be martin this is my mother renee and she's an emotional terrorist and made me sad when i was younger when she sat in the back of my dance recital and gave me dirty looks it was my job honey it's like more

Speaker 1 don't come near me please this is how i kiss now just stand right there renee more

Speaker 1 Moah!

Speaker 1 Hey, sweetie, Erica. I want to just tell you something about your new boyfriend.

Speaker 1 I think he might be a homosexual. It's just my dear decorator, mother.
Oh, okay. I was just getting a little concerned there.
So we're putting Legos in our face now.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Nice house. And she's like, let me give you the tool.
First of all, turn around this way. Look, the best wall in the house.
It's me. Well, it's also you now, which really diminished the swallow.

Speaker 1 Mom, move over to the kitchen. The wall is good again.

Speaker 1 And she's like, wow, this is gorgeous for a tacky person's home. She's like, thank you, mother.
Now, do you want to see the living room? Okay, step in here.

Speaker 1 She's like, well, honey, I haven't actually had to really move. I'm sort of feel like no matter if I take like a little inch this way, I'm in one room, an inch that way, I'm in another.

Speaker 1 It's a pretty small place. I don't think it's a good thing.
It's amazing how you left Tom, but still managed to design a home that looks like where Tom is now residing.

Speaker 1 Are there

Speaker 1 bedpans around here that you want to decorate the living room table with?

Speaker 1 It's a whole new vibe. She goes like, well, thank goodness.
You needed a whole new vibe. This is more you, whatever you is to you these days.

Speaker 1 Thank you, mother. Now, would you like to see the bedroom? Oh, that's a hot spot.

Speaker 1 Oh, I bet. I bet it is.
So they go to look at this weird black and white hallway. The black and white hallway is the only thing I don't like.
I don't like it. It's not working.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's not working.

Speaker 1 So we see the before and it was plain white. And now it's got the palm tree everywhere.
I'd also like to see maybe one solid wall. I don't know.

Speaker 1 The whole, it looks too funhousey with the wallpaper all around because this is some loud wallpaper. But a lot of wallpaper.
Also a new bed. Her bed is too like earth tony for this room.

Speaker 1 So Renee is like, well, I'm watching it like an actual HGTV show. It's too earth tony.
It's called, this is something I did for $5.

Speaker 1 Please shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 No, no. Renee is like, oh, I like this.
It's like a light shade of copper.

Speaker 1 No, that's rose gold, mom. You're surrounded by Hollywood palm.

Speaker 1 Also known as light shade of copper and palm fronds. But it's like Indira Decorators, they've got to say, it's rose gold and Hollywood palm, special palm from Hollywood.

Speaker 1 She's like, well, I'm not familiar with palm.

Speaker 1 For all I know, this is day palm. I mean, this is Erica's bedroom.
We know what that's led to. So.
Well, this is really a room for you to star in, Erica. Whatever mother wants to hear, Martin.

Speaker 1 Thank you. This has been fun.

Speaker 1 Now, I'm a big stickler. I don't like to see seams in wallpaper like this.
I don't like that. Oh, my goodness, my mother has landed.
I'm just so thrilled that I cannot thank you enough, Martin.

Speaker 1 Now, get off our televisions.

Speaker 1 So then, Kyle and Kathy are arriving at the Bedford Breath Center, and it's time to get some mammys done.

Speaker 1 Yeah, some mammograms and gossip.

Speaker 1 So they

Speaker 1 fill out the questionnaire talking about, you know, because

Speaker 1 their mom died of breast cancer. And so

Speaker 1 Kyle talks about that,

Speaker 1 that her mom didn't get a mammogram for five years. And

Speaker 1 then by the time she found like a lump in her breast, it was stage four, etc. So it's a good reminder.
Everyone get their mammograms. And then

Speaker 1 they do it, etc.

Speaker 1 And afterwards, they wind up in a

Speaker 1 room. And wait, then Kathy, Kathy is getting her mammogram, and she's like, Oh, is that bed bath and beauty that you have on?

Speaker 1 I didn't catch that. Who did she say that to?

Speaker 1 I think the technician. And

Speaker 1 she's like,

Speaker 1 really, it smells like one of those 20% coupons that I get in the mail, covered with rain.

Speaker 1 Wow, what do you smell? And Carl's like, this is not fun. This is very anxiety-provoking.

Speaker 1 And so we see the scans, and Kathy's like, okay, here's the test I want to know who has bigger boobs Kyle or me

Speaker 1 So they go to this like holding area you put your boob into the ficus it's still squeezing so it's doing something

Speaker 1 so

Speaker 1 she got a ficus a gram

Speaker 1 so

Speaker 1 They go to this like holding room and they're just like looking Kyle's looking at her phone and uh Kathy's like so it seems now that after the article about with Maurice with that woman, like not everybody's used to having to see that.

Speaker 1 And Kyle's like, yeah, I know. Imagine how he's feeling now, knowing I saw it and all the daughters saw it.
Like, I know him very well. He's like freaking out.
He's a cancer, right?

Speaker 1 I'm like, maybe not at the mammogram center, but Mr.

Speaker 1 Time.

Speaker 1 Although I guess that's a good place to hate cancer, you know, when you're in the mammogram place. So she's like, oh, he's a cancer, so he's very sensitive and scared.
And you're so strong, Kyle.

Speaker 1 I mean, look at you freaking out right now on your phone,

Speaker 1 just scrolling for any comment about Mauricio. You're just so strong, you know? I mean, you're the stronger one a hundred percent.
Oh, no, I sound like him. A thousand percent, a thousand percent.

Speaker 1 I'm taking your husband's business a thousand percent.

Speaker 1 I support my wife making a life about your show, even though you're getting no money or permission to write anything. A thousand percent, Kathy, Kathy, come back down, Kathy.

Speaker 1 And there was the montage of Mauricio over the years saying, 100%,

Speaker 1 100%,

Speaker 1 100%,

Speaker 1 100%, 100%. And somewhere Paige the Serbo is furious because she's like,

Speaker 1 it's 1,000% stealing my thing.

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 yeah, 100% over and over again. And Kyle's like, well, you know, this year has been very challenging.
Anyway,

Speaker 1 I think that like he would, I would think that he would like text and say something. I don't know why I would think that, but I think he would.
And Kathy's like, what? He's a single grown man.

Speaker 1 He doesn't have to.

Speaker 1 And she goes, Well, when people are quiet, it tells you a lot, Kyle.

Speaker 1 Watch me. I'm going to be quiet.
I can't do it. Just continue.
Just continue. Kyle's like, what does it tell us? Well,

Speaker 1 if you think about it, what?

Speaker 1 He's banging someone else, Kyle. Come on.
I don't have to connect the dots. So Kyle's like, you know what I need to do? I'm going to do it right now because he's getting more attention than me.

Speaker 1 He's getting more attention than me.

Speaker 1 So I'm going to go on Instagram and I'm going to remove wife from my Instagram bio because, like, why would I have wife on there with him running around with some young girl?

Speaker 1 No, okay, you had wife on there when you were running around with some girl. Why switch it now?

Speaker 1 All right, well, also, now that I've erased wife from my Instagram bio, it means I've freed up four more characters from my bio. Hmm, what to use them for?

Speaker 1 Okay, how many characters are in co-star of Jamie Lee Curtis and the future film Halloween?

Speaker 1 It's more than four.

Speaker 1 You know what? I'm just gonna put in shrimp because Morgan really likes shrimp.

Speaker 1 I like shrimp, Kyle.

Speaker 1 You got some shrimp, Kyle. Right, shrimp.
Real shrimp. Spicy shrimp.
Popcorn shrimp. Butterfly shrimp.

Speaker 1 So she's basically, that's her big move. She's going to take wife off her bio.
Done, done, done.

Speaker 1 And, you know, she's saying it's for her own pride, but I think it's because she wants more stories about her because she's jealous that Mauricia is getting the stories.

Speaker 1 So she's like, yeah, I mean, he took off husband and father of his bio. He just put CEO of the agency.
So I'm not going to have that on there. It just feels too bad.

Speaker 1 By the way, you also know that this is for headlines because the real retaliation move is you keep wife up and you get to say, oh, okay, well, I guess he's just kissing girls in Mika now, so I'm just the wife in Beverly Hills.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So, like, she's really sacrificing that card by doing this, just want to say.
Yeah, and we see Mo's bio, which is interesting.

Speaker 1 Entrepreneur, CEO and founder of the agency, executive producer of Buying Beverly Hills Netflix, and co-founder, American Real Estate Association. Inventor, real estate.

Speaker 1 By the way, you know what I hate?

Speaker 1 I hate that he, we never really thought about, I never really thought about the proper spelling of his abbreviated name Mo But in my mind that's M-O and he does M-A-U and I'm sorry

Speaker 1 I don't think that's right because that's Ma.

Speaker 1 I know

Speaker 1 you would say M-A-U.

Speaker 1 You would say M-O, but M-O is not even a major. I would say M-O.
Why would you do that? Why would you do it? Well look

Speaker 1 because

Speaker 1 I think that M-A-U is Ma. And I understand that like in his name, it's spelled Mauricio.

Speaker 1 And like when in the context of Aricio at the end of it, it becomes mo but without a ricio it's ma and i think it should change into mo sorry i'm gonna say i'm sorry i'm sorry it's very important thing for me it should be mo okay what's his mo it's not m-a-u it's mo okay

Speaker 1 So Kathy's like, well, I don't think that this lady knows any better. And she's like, well, clearly he doesn't know that his photo is being taken.

Speaker 1 But like, I mean, it looked like somebody was taking that photo intentionally. Intentionally, Kathy.
And she goes, well, not to be rude, but I mean, it's not like you're with Brad Pitt.

Speaker 1 Why does why? Kyle keeps on saying, well, he definitely didn't know the photo is being taken. She keeps on saying that over and over and over again, which is such a strange defense.

Speaker 1 Like, it's like, it's not strange to have that defense, but like that she keeps coming back to it.

Speaker 1 It's very curious to me. So Kathy's like, what is it? Well, secret.
Like.

Speaker 1 You think it's weird that she's saying, oh, oh, well, it's not like he did it on purpose because he didn't know that picture was being taken, right? That's how I'm taking it.

Speaker 1 Like, it's not like he was trying to hurt me because he didn't see somebody taking his picture it was like a hidden camera or something so it's not like he was trying to hurt me or anything i almost feel like it's a this girl that's doing it it's the woman who's purposely making the picture known so she can get more publicity you know it's like oh same old same old with kyle There could be that.

Speaker 1 And or maybe it's like an overcompensation. So that way, like she probably thinks that he's aware.
Everyone thinks that this photo was staged, but she's trying to take the high road.

Speaker 1 But I'm like, no, he had no idea. I'm going to, I'm going to take a high road on this one.
But it's like,

Speaker 1 it's ringing inauthentic to me, and I don't know what the motive is, but it's ringing inauthentic.

Speaker 1 So Kathy's like, well, we've all heard about all the rumors about him, and it's embarrassing, it's humiliating, but you know, we've really never seen a picture and nobody's ever come out.

Speaker 1 Like, he's not in a position financially to pay anyone off, which

Speaker 1 I just love. I mean, well, is the implication that he's in some sort of arrears and some debt?

Speaker 1 Or is it just that Kathy Halton's so wealthy that Mauricia's considerable wealth to her just seems like a very poor person? Like, oh, well, he only has about $300 million in his account.

Speaker 1 So he barely has a dime to his name. I mean, how much does it cost to pay people off? $90 trillion? I mean, come on.
He doesn't really have that. Yeah, because I think he's pretty rich.

Speaker 1 I mean, the agency's a pretty huge deal. I mean, it's all across America all of a sudden.
I mean, I'm sure he's pretty rich, but I don't know.

Speaker 1 What does does Kathy know? Tell me what he knows.

Speaker 1 So Kathy's like, let's find out what she does.

Speaker 1 I was like, I don't even care, but if you want to look it up, fine. Here's her LinkedIn and here's her Instagram.
And also I found her DMV records. I don't even care.

Speaker 1 I got a piece of DNA off the brush that she used there. So maybe you could run that through someone.
Not that I really care. Okay.

Speaker 1 Her name is Estella and she's a 4% Chinese. Oh, she beat me.
She beat me.

Speaker 1 Well, I thought it was that lady you know she reminds me of the lady with the dancing okay kathy okay i don't want to keep talking about her so much okay oh i also found um here's her criminal record so you can look at that and talk about that on camera i don't want to talk about her anymore

Speaker 1 carl this is going to cost 19.99 to run the dna um you you're really low on cash though right about the kind of money to pay the dna people off

Speaker 1 i don't want to talk about here here's some security cam footage of her to carvell i do not want to talk about her why do her fingerprints look like rhinoceroses? Am I right?

Speaker 1 Look at these things.

Speaker 1 Can you believe she wrote about Snow White in her senior thesis? Oh my God, I just don't even want, I don't even know who this person is. Oh my God, thank God we're here.

Speaker 1 I got my hands on her last pap smear,

Speaker 1 but not that I care. Not that I really care.
Cool. Oh my God, I found it.
Where'd that come from?

Speaker 1 Look at this discarded box of cheese that was in her trash. I mean, how disgusting.
Oh, I'm sorry, Kyle. Sorry to interrupt your scene.
I actually left those on accident. All right.

Speaker 1 Back to the car. Have a good one, Carl.
Meme me soon, darling. You know,

Speaker 1 this Cheez-It box was for me because I taped a meme to it.

Speaker 1 And it was kind of our thing.

Speaker 1 I was like, oh my God, is this her? She's just a little girl. No, Kathy.
That's a little girl sitting in the back seat going.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay. It's a meme, Kathy.
All right.

Speaker 1 I just realized what you were doing. Little girl in the back seat giving that dirty look.
Like, what the hell?

Speaker 1 So she's like, well, it's Estella. It's Estella.
She's like, I don't care what her name is. It's like, you're right.
You're right. You're right.
You're right.

Speaker 1 But it does remind me of when you put that picture of the dancing with the stars lady in your Kathy, stop it. Okay, well, I just, you know what? It could be somebody else next week.

Speaker 1 So why even worry about this girl? It's like, yeah, I mean, like,

Speaker 1 she goes, yeah, like, who cares? And Kathy's like, I mean, it could be, she could be a nice person. You know, it's, she could be nice.
Who knows? You know, but you have to digest it, Kyle.

Speaker 1 you have to digest it okay

Speaker 1 kyle's like we don't say the d word on this show so kathy's like well he clearly did not orchestrate it but you know like there are other ways of finding out who did wink wink nudge nudge honk honk armpit armpit fart armpit fart one ringy dingy two ringy dingy

Speaker 1 Once again, Kathy, I do not care. Are you calling TMC or are you just going to keep saying one ringy dingy, two ringy dingy?

Speaker 1 Kathy what's great about this is that Kathy has a whole arsenal of tricks to shut down stories aka who just pays someone off and to get to the bottom of things which of course she does because you're not the mother of Paris Hilton and Nikki Hilton without this

Speaker 1 without these these tools but it's just so funny how ready she is to to employ them yeah i wish she had i want to know who did it this is the biggest mystery of the year uh on this show at least

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 this lady, she just comes in and she's like, hi, I'm the radiologist. Everything looks fine.

Speaker 1 I'm just going to smile because I don't know what to do with myself. I'm on TV talking to Kathy Elton right now.
Oh my God, what a fan. So Kathy's like,

Speaker 1 do we get stickers and lollipops? And she's like,

Speaker 1 well, I'll look to see if we have lollipops. No, well, I got a guy.
I can call someone up. One ringy, two ringy, got a little sticker.
Okay, Kathy, relax.

Speaker 1 So now let's let's go to Saturn, the store in West Hollywood, which nobody knew it was the last days of this store.

Speaker 1 So she's going through her inventory, lots of, you know, weird khaki

Speaker 1 uniforms from the 50s for like, I don't know, storage workers. And she's like, we got some situations here.
This is an extra large. It doesn't need to be in this pile.

Speaker 1 I want the mediums here and I want the extra largest over there, Ovie.

Speaker 1 So Garcelle shows shows up. She's like, hello.

Speaker 1 Oh, come on, sit down. Okay, let's get away from the t-shirts because I'll go insane.
Well, can I get you, well, whatever you're going to have.

Speaker 1 Well, it's after five, so I'm going insane with this freaking fashion show. So let's get some hard liquor up in here because the last thing I need is more accusations of being an alcoholic.

Speaker 1 Okay, so what do you want?

Speaker 1 So they start drinking, and she talks about how her mom's supposed to come, but her flight at eight in the morning was canceled. So no big deal

Speaker 1 no i'm not kidding

Speaker 1 no i'm not i'm not no i'm not wait did reba show did reba show them her comp card

Speaker 1 you don't have one of those

Speaker 1 i did show them her picture in case she got lost and they said um she just took out mario so we're trying to catch her that was rough that was a rough one

Speaker 1 and so she says that there's a flight outage and it was when that big there was that big outage across the country and everything was grounded and so she's like oh typical sudden style even the national grid is coming after my pride of happiness

Speaker 1 turns out kathy hilton's not the only one who can put a phone call in reba's like hello air traffic control what what does a sweet old lady from augusta georgia have to do to grand all planes in america so i don't have to go to los angeles thank you very much i know you see on the news it turns out the outage was caused by an old woman uploading a virus.

Speaker 1 She got an email from a Nigerian prince claiming that he had an inheritance for her.

Speaker 1 She's like doing war games like with Matthew, Matthew Broad, right? Or something just like, all right, I'm uploading it to the system.

Speaker 1 And it's like the net. It's like those progress bars.
That's like, okay.

Speaker 1 30 more seconds. All planes are now officially grounded and I'm staying in Augusta.

Speaker 1 It's funny. So, like, well, she's going to come tomorrow.
I just got a text and her flight is going to be coming tomorrow. So we hope.
Fingers crossed.

Speaker 1 And so she's like, yep, I've never done a fashion show, but I've been to a lot of fashion shows and I know what I like. Okay.
I just want it to be fun and gorgeous.

Speaker 1 I want someone just dressed like they're hired to pick up golf balls off the ground. That's what I want.
It's my dream.

Speaker 1 By the way, Garcelle, your son is going to be walking. And then we see Jade, flashback to Jade posing.
And son's like, this is a big deal for him to walk in a

Speaker 1 fashion show for a boutique that's about to close down. And Garcel's like, yes, this is your night.
Take it in. Well, there's not going to be any bullshit in my night.

Speaker 1 I want all of our friends to feel welcome. So, you know what? Invitorie or Poor Re is the clothes.
She's going to get to high fashion in a long time. Okay.
So I don't know. Am I going to invite her?

Speaker 1 Am I not going to invite her? And Garcel goes, that is the question.

Speaker 1 So then we see a montage of all this fighting Pourite and all of this good stuff. And then Garcel's like, I mean, it's just never done.

Speaker 1 Dorit and Sutton, it bleeds into something else and then it blows up and there's never going to be a resolution between those two. I mean, I haven't even had a chance to talk about this.

Speaker 1 I've built a beach house and I've never been prouder. It's like people forget.
that I have a beach house in Oxnard. So Garcel's like, well, what about a group text?

Speaker 1 Oh, should I do a group text? Yes, that's why I said, What about a group text? Do people on Cricket get the same text that the people on Verizon get?

Speaker 1 Well, it's up to her if she wants to come or not. Okay, can we get the by the way? Okay, can we just talk about Kyle now? Can we gossip about Kyle now?

Speaker 1 So, um, Garcel pulls out a tabloid video of Mauricio and the girlfriend on the phone, you know, and Garcelle's like, Well, look at this, look at this, look at this hug. What is she wearing?

Speaker 1 It's not Kyle, but Alien 2.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 The girl is, what's she wearing like a thong bikini with a cover-up over it, right? I mean, I'm guessing they're in some luxurious resort in Greece. And she's like, okay.

Speaker 1 I think they're at the airport still. Why not? I don't think it's that crazy to wear this.
Can we just leave the woman alone? The woman didn't do anything.

Speaker 1 I don't know what everybody's mad at her for, you know? I like Sutton. She goes, oh, Mauricio, get your dentures out.

Speaker 1 Because you know what? She's your daughter's age. And I think that Kyle needs to say enough.
It's like, well, it's still her ex-husband. Well, he's not her ex-husband.

Speaker 1 It's her husband that she's holding on to for Piperina and Cinderella. Well, guess what? You didn't lose one shoe.
You done lost two shoes.

Speaker 1 I was like, girl, you're about to lose the house. That's what you're going to lose.
Jesus Christ. Those ladies are vicious.

Speaker 1 And I don't like Kyle. And I was like, damn.

Speaker 1 And something's like, well, I think Kyle's holding that for this moment of Mauricio, you know, coming back and being like, oh, it's it's a terrible mistake. I'm, I'm moving back in.

Speaker 1 But, you know, I hope that Kyle sees through what he's doing. I hope she sees right through it.

Speaker 1 Sutton is never more triggered when, uh, than when she is discussing divorce or when she's around people who are divorced. So triggered shady Sutton is just such a great form of her.

Speaker 1 And just see telling Kyle that she lost both of her slippers is

Speaker 1 so cruel. I love it.
So,

Speaker 1 because I could also see Kyle being that Cinderella, you know, be like, okay, well, who has the other slipper?

Speaker 1 I actually left my other slipper at the steps of the palace by accident. So

Speaker 1 I can't verify that thing belonged to me.

Speaker 1 So now

Speaker 1 they're basically just kind of making fun of Kyle, you know, and she's like, she needs to wake up. Does she not realize Mauricio has moved on? What does it take?

Speaker 1 Yeah, we've both been through it, and there's ways to handle it like adults, and that's called attorneys. And when anybody wants to get a divorce that's when we're gonna have a real good girls night

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