#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All

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For three orders in 14 days, excludes restaurants. Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we'd love to talk about.
I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today. Walter Crapins.
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Luckily, if you want a hot dog, you apparently can go to Republic Bar and Grill and Club and Hot Dog Cart, because that's what they have there. That's what this whole episode is about.
Opening up, selling hot dogs.

Get you some wieners.

It's Sir Wieners, y'alls.

Sir Wieners.

This is season three, episode

eight, Wieners and Losers.

We see overhead shots of Charlotte

and then we go to Michael's

house and he's unloading his dryer and his shorts got stuck.

So he's untwirling his shorts.

Yeah, he's like, oh, my God, I cannot believe this happened.

My shorts are totally stuck to my dryer.

This is like literally freaking out right now.

I'm traumatized.

And then we go to TJ's and he's unloading sir wiener's merch from boxes and vacuuming it vacuuming each piece as it comes out and then we go to elite fitness where brad is being very motivating he's like guys do push-ups it's funny using the word elite with anyone from this cast. And then we have the music

keeps going and it's funny using the word elite with anyone from this cast um and then we have the music is keeps going and it's like and i can't believe this is happening to me and it's lake driving i can't believe it someone's driving uh and she calls her mom jerry and this is the theme for the first uh 20 minutes this episode her mom says she's like oh hey honey how's your day going i'm tired and this is what every single cast member says for the next 20 minutes i'm tired are you hydrating yeah to the best of my ability yeah great scene lake yeah so then we go to emmy's apart well i mean so far you know drawstrings and um hydration so then we go to emmy's. Well, I mean, so far, you know, drawstrings and hydration.
So then we go to Emmy's and they're eating takeout very insanely because it's Emmy. So she's like, how was your day? How was your day? Oh my God.
He's like, I'm exhausted because like I've been at work. I'm working like I'm a lawyer.
So like, I don't know if you'd noticed, but I have a highlighter. So big deal i got it's a lot of responsibility yeah you may notice i have a tie that i got from van using so i've been working lawyer stuff you know she's oh that's right i slept till 4 p.m today you slept till four yeah slept for 15 hours well i actually spent 12 those hours just crying but that that counts as sleep, right? Yeah, well, not sure.

I was just geeked out of my mind for the past four months.

So yeah, 15 hours really isn't that much.

So what's up with you?

And he's like, did you not hear me talk about a highlighter?

I mean, I could use 15 hours.

I work.

I'm a lawyer.

And she's like, oh yeah, I'm still recovering from Vegas.

I mean, baby, you had to deal with everyone's bullshit.

You poor guy. That's like so hard.
I was was like what are people following you to the bathroom now i'm thinking we'll get a break he's a lawyer he's also being bullied by the biggest bully in law school it's like a lot for him right now yeah but at breakfast we talked about like a lot of stuff and like work through like the big issues and at this point like i kind of brush under the rug and just go back to being friends. Because brushing things under the rug has worked out so well in our relationship.
She's like, yeah, well, I appreciate TJ and Will because TJ's tried to have an independent relationship with you and with me, but I can't have a relationship with him if he's coming for my man. You know what I mean? So if not going to be worked out with you, it's not going to be worked out with me.
I mean, that's just it. I stand by my man.
That's it. You are not having sex with the people in the bathrooms.
I'm so fucking sick of hearing it. Anyway, maybe if we just deflect onto another couple, then people won't bother us anymore.
So, let's talk about Maddie and Joe, okay? Because, like, I think that, like, Maddie is freaking the fuck out from that wedding yeah she's freaking the fuck out and then we go to maddie's house and joe and maddie are in bed and joe's like oh my god i'm so tired every scene you're right every scene i didn't even notice that at first but you're right everybody's like i'm so tired and maddie goes my back hurts oh your back hurts yeah from putting up with me yeah i'll give you a massage okay so then um he's like yeah um like i can give you a massage now because like we're married i can't believe you're my wife sorry i can't believe we're back in charleston. It was me who said that.
Thanks for saying my line for me, Joe. No problem.
You're my wife. I'll always say your lines for you.
Thanks. So what do I got to do this week, Joe? I'm like, what's on my iCal? And he's like, um, being my wife.
We got to ask. So then Maddie's like, um, this wedding isn't real, but I think that Joe Bradley thinks that it's real and then we cut back and she's like get out of the bed so I can make it and he goes yo let's go wife the wedding was like for fun and like it was like all for like the L-O-fucking-L's and I don't think it was serious but yeah and we see maddie and like we see joe though like looking at her through the mirror because you know they're brushing their teeth together and he's doing that thing where he's like staring at her through the mirror and she's like i'm just trying to brush my teeth joe oh you know what by the way joe you know what really fucking bothers me when you shave your face and you get little hairs everywhere you really Joe.
And he's like, yeah, like we work through it because that's what like married people do. Yeah, yeah.
Every time, every time there's like a little like whisker in the sink, think of it as like a love letter to my wife. Okay, whatever.
Vacation's over, but maybe not for Joe. So we need to go like motherfuckers.
We need to go like matching roads because we're like married now she's like oh jesus christ joe i swear to fucking god so then we go back to emmys and she's like the crazy part is when me and maddie got back from playing blackjack joe was like so pissed at us uh-oh dun dun dun and again the camera crew was in bed hi yeah you're on a tv show you need to be awake in ve, they can't film at the blackjack table, but you can't film when they're coming home from blackjack. Yeah, exactly.
So after Joe and Maddie's wedding, we partied until around like 3 a.m. and then like we see them taking shots and stuff and then Maddie says, and then Joe Joe is like, I'm a little too fucked up.
I don't feel well. So then Emmy tells the rest of the story.

And she's like, so then we went to the casino and we stayed until like five in the morning.

And then we got to the room and Joe was like very upset.

And he was like pissed.

He was like, you've just been like down here gambling

and loving me alone on our wedding night.

And Joe's like, yeah.

I was like ready to go home and have like a romantic night

and like a honeymoon suite.

And like I get laid most other nights.

And it's like, how do I not get laid on our actual wedding night? Like what the fuck? It's not our actual wedding night, Joe. Oh my God.
So he's like, yeah, but I ordered this all the drinks for this, like steak, caviar, lobster. And Emmy's like, oh my God.
He even goes, I ordered you a gluten-free BLT. Has Will ever done that for you? Like, I get it.
And I like Emmy for the most part. But girl, what has Will ever done for you? He's ordered her a boyfriend-free BLT.
So then Emmy's like, I mean, Maddie was like, this isn't our real fucking wedding night. And Joe was like, well, would you actually leave me alone on our own real wedding night? And then Maddie goes, well, would you actually get this fucked up on our real wedding night? And Will's like, ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Yeah, sometimes I worry that Maddie loves the idea of Joe more than Joe. I mean, it's not like she's marrying a lawyer.
It's going to have kids with him probably maybe next year. I mean, like, it's totally different.
Like, I'm in love with, like, the idea of you, you know? Because it's like you. Like, I'm a lawyer's wife.
It's totally different. Like, Maddie is pathetic.
But like, you know, my God, objection. I can say that as lawyer's wife, right? How is Emmy saying, I worry that Maddie loves the idea of Joe? Girl, you love the idea of what Will could be so much that you're letting him fuck other people in bathrooms and not even arguing about it like there was a whole new rumor of him fucking people in bathrooms and you don't even question him he can't he can't even go into a cooler safely now without without rumors popping up but i have to say that like if you are going to fall in love with the idea of something I do think falling in love with the idea of a uh like someone who has a successful career is better than falling in love with the idea of whatever Joey Marbles is gonna do because I don't know what Joey Marbles is gonna do uh sorry but it's like can be described in three words food mouth that's my dream so Will's like

yeah maybe it's like going like it's like getting like too real like too quick yeah so then we go the republic back room and everyone's gathering for their night shifts and michaels and lake sit next to each other and lake is like how are you feeling after vegas he goes good i'm I'm just like a little tired. And I'd like to point out our note taker Chandler says, six minutes into this episode, we have three I'm tireds and one I'm exhausted from this cast.
So it's been noted by both of us. So like I had so much fun in Vegas.
I had a hot hookup with Artist Man, and I had a hot makeout with Brad. And now it's, like, time to close the box and put it in a closet and never, like, open it again.
Because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except syphilis.
I don't even know how that thing caught on. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
Nothing I've ever done in Vegas has stayed in Vegas. I'm still shamed about it all the damn time.
I feel like Vegas is actually deeply consequential to people. Weddings.
It really is. Gambling debts.
STDs. Nicholas Caved Died there.
And Elizabeth Shue had to watch it. And we all know about it.
Yeah. Yeah.
Did she even get to leave Las Vegas? I guess maybe at the end she did. I don't think she did.
Did she? I don't think she did. Elvis died on the toilet in Las Vegas.
we all know about that no one gets to live no one gets to leave las vegas no one does not even steve win more like steve lose yeah so then we go to the republic everybody's working and so just like oh my god i'm still becoming from vegas it's like harder to recover when you're a husband and brad's like, yeah, I had to work when we got back. Do you know how hard it is being like, push, push.
It's like elite level, bro. He's like, yeah, I respect the fuck out of you for that, bro.
I say this as one married man to a single man. So Michael's is like, I like to say that Republic runs itself.
But like, unfortunately, when I'm gone, Republic is like not running itself. Like when we were in Vegas, I did end up opening my email like a bunch of times.
And like the ship definitely tends to sink when I'm not there. Like there's no one outside on the sidewalk saying, come on, come on, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in.
So it's like really, really hard. But like when I was away, I missed it.
I felt like they're like my little children, even though they're all older than me i mean after all i'm the that runs the that they think that runs the because the on the run and the is gonna run it's like you need to relax sorry i'm like freaking out a little bit guys i wonder what love is doing oh god i hope she doesn't get more than 30 seconds today here she comes she's like michaels is definitely a unicorn like he's so wise beyond his years no one on the team can do what michaels does cut to leah ceo like cutting her kneecaps slowly in anger just being like how dare you no one can do what michaels does cut to the colorist leachman waitress who's like everyone up this napkin. Ah, I just broke my arm.
God, it really is hard what he does. He's like, hey, I'm in charge tonight.
How many peas are unhappy? Anybody remember? All right, all right. Okay, everyone, I'm in charge.
Okay, I want someone standing by that door. I want someone standing by that table and i want someone to

light that plant on fire oh shit that's the wrong thing to do oh this job is so hard um guys uh the happy birthday sign came out misspelled and the eye the dot was missing from on top of the eye but when i went to wipe it off it looked like there was coke on there chlor Leachman, do you have anything to say about that? No. Spelling is subjective.
That's what I see. You guys, I just got a report from Republic.
This is what happens when I'm not there. I just found out that instead of walking out to celebrate someone's birthday with the big lit up sign, they just were carrying a giant live grouper.
That's just not acceptable. You can't do that.
So, shots of work. Everybody's working, working, working, working.
And then we go to TJ and Mia. And, uh, she's, like, really hot.
And he goes, but are you, like, big and sweaty? Or are you Charleston sweaty? She's like, Charleston sweaty. I missed it.

So she talks,

uh, that her apartment was like really like dusty and full of spiders and cobwebs

while she was training to,

uh,

fail at miss USA or miss world action.

Miss world.

Cause she's in Trinidad,

Trinidad and Tobago.

So Molly meets up with them and,

uh,

they're all wearing pink and everything.

And she,

she's like,

I didn't get the pink memo,

but you know,

when people say that they're like joking,

but you can see what TJ,

he's like,

Thank you. with them and they're all wearing pink and everything.
And TJ's like, I didn't get the pink memo.

But you know, when people say that, they're like joking, but you can see with TJ, he's like,

wow, it really is hard

to be gay in the South. You don't even get the pink memo

when all the girls get together.

Molly's like, oh, we actually dressed pink to match your

skin, so don't worry about it.

You're totally on trend.

So she's like, guys, I've been working nonstop

because I'm also a wedding planner, so let's roll

some footage of me saying wedding planner things.

I love this. It's been nonstop in the hectic world of wedding planners.
She's like, guys. We cut to her being like, this is a good place, Matt.
She's like, here's a charger. Too doily or not too doily? That is the question.
Am I right? What's the name of her company? It said something like Inspire Events or something like that, or Enigma Events. Yeah, I had to put a napkin on a table and see if someone liked it.
It was really hard. Mia's like, well, TJ's about to blow the fuck up.
Are you excited about that? TJ, did you have gluten? No, she means professionally because of Sir Wieners. I'm really excited to get back the money that I put in.
Like, oh, oh, ah. And just a couple of days is the launch of Sir Wieners.
I'll be debuting my merch, all the hot dogs, my specialty cocktails. It's like so much pressure.
What if I don't make my money back? What if people don't buy merch? What if people don't buy tickets to the event? Not one question of what if my hot dogs aren't good? Come on, let's get our head in the game, okay? Yeah, why are you making merch so soon? Start selling hot dogs before the merch comes out. Come on.
No, he's doing the merch because of something about her, because that was the Vanderpump Rules thing. They never even opened their restaurant, and they made a quarter of a million dollars just on merch.
Yeah, but the difference is that, like, Ariana and Katie established bravo liberties and in the center of like a pop culture breaking scandal that everyone wants to support them tj is just tj now i mean i get like joe cheated on tj what but i'm married um the i mean i understand why he wants to have merch because he's on bravo and he wants his friends to put the hat. So they're wearing the hats during the scenes.
I get it. But realistically, like work on the hot dogs first.
This strange new culinary concept of a hot dog. Will they ever succeed? Will people like hot dogs? I don't know.
It's an untested food. Yeah.
Untested market. Will they like $20 hot dogs? That's the question.
How much are these hot dogs? I want to know. We're going to have one one day.
I don't even have hot dogs, but I'm going to have one one day. I love hot dogs that's the question how much are these hot dogs i want to know we're gonna have it i mean i don't even have hot dogs but i'm gonna have one one day i love hot dogs and by the way flash forward just a little bit fucking will saying he doesn't like hot dogs you know this is a piece of shit like it's the best part of going to costco is getting the hot dog afterwards let's be honest i'm a pescatarian but even, some of my best memories are Tencent Hot Dog Night at the Diablos games in El Paso when I was a kid.
That's the only reason I would go to sports is so I could get a Tencent hot dog. I may have to have a hot dog for lunch, all this discussion.
I'm getting so hungry discussing them right now. I'm freaking out right now.
But that's all this said. TJ sent us some Sir Wiener merch hello he did no i'm saying tj do it oh i thought you said he did send us yeah tj hook us up with some sir wieners i'll wear that shit on this crap is on demand yeah come on we'll support you yeah fuck yeah we just dissed your hot dog business but we want the merch send it we don't like your business model but we will happily model your business i like his business model i think it's I mean, look, he knows that his money is going to be coming the merch.
We don't like your business model, but we will happily model your business. I like his business model.
I think it's smart. I mean, look, he knows that his money is going to be coming from merch.
That's what he's doing. So you go, boy.
Send us some free. Here comes one right now.
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So he's like, yeah, what if people don't like it? So then he's like, well, Sir Wiener stuff is going well. But at our boys brunch in Vegas, I got an arrogance vibe from Will.
He was totally not... I didn't get Wiener's vibe from Bill.
It was not very Wiener forward, not Wiener supportive. You're only now just getting an arrogance vibe from Will.
It's been three seasons already. So then we see at the boys brunch, we see a hot dog on tj's wrist because he got that and will goes how long did that take like 10 minutes oh and you still haven't even sold a single hot dog stupid stupid whatever fucking highlighter behind your ear who's not a lawyer yet i know yeah shut up shut up matlock so tj's like i just think that like he thinks that he's like better than me, you knowlock so TJ's like I just think that he thinks that he's better than me you know and he's like after Vegas I just feel like Will has been completely honest with how he feels about me and it's like sad because he was like a person that I would call my best friend but you know unfortunately because he's my best friend I have to hate him because that's what I do on this show.

It's just weird.

He wouldn't put a hot dog selling on the same level as lawyering.

It's like really offensive.

So then back to the restaurant,

Mia's like, well, I was talking to Emmy

and you know how she just doesn't want to hear it?

Well, she said that Austin has it all twisted

and that law school is, they're bullies

and that they're just creating rumors

about each other to watch each other fail.

And then we see the flashback where she's like, Remy's like, you guys, law school is different. Someone has a vendetta against Will.
Like they compete against each other there. It's like totally different, you guys.
She goes, yeah, I know. I've seen Legally Blonde, so.
Yeah, well, Will told us the same thing. And we see footage of Will telling the guys the same thing.
He's got a like i'm just imagining again like a lawyer in a varsity jacket like shoving will into like a law school like locker and yeah you think you're so hot with your highlighter behind your ear i'm telling everyone that you got laid with a hot chick in the bathroom so then molly tells us um the logic is missing like i don't don't think like a grown ass man is creating some rumor about some random mediocre white dude in this class. I promise he's studying torts or whatever that class is.
Listen, I love a burrito, so I'm not even going to go up against torts, but you know what I'm saying? And who makes up rumors that you're extremely virile? They're like, let's take Will down. Let's make him look like he's getting laid all over the place.
Guys hate that. Yeah, exactly.
So Mia's like, well, TJ's like, well, I think that Will told her that. Like, of course Will told her that.
You think she formed that thought on her own, says Mia. And then all of a sudden, we are now going somewhere else in Charleston.
And now it's like evening or maybe it's daytime. It's the daytime.
And it's another day. And it's one day before the Sir Wieners launch.
And Olivia, the marketing manager of her republic, is going to help. And she's overseeing TJ.
As TJ is with his cart and like the cart there's like a cart wrangler like it's like if you were shooting a movie and there's like a kangaroo there's got to be the person who comes along with a kangaroo to make sure the kangaroo is okay so this is like the guy who comes along with the cart it's a union job they're like guys we cannot shoot this scene until the cart wrangler arrives, okay? Seriously, you guys.

And so the cart wrangler is like, oh, by the way, it's not the same cart that we thought.

Because we thought it was going to be like one of those LA carts with a flat top where they're cooking onions and stuff.

But it's not.

It's like a steamed hot dog cart.

Yeah.

So then, yeah, they're like, oh, my God, TJ, how are we going to get through this gate?

He's like, I measured it. Okay, well, I thought we were going to have trouble getting past the plants.
He's like, I came here early and I moved the plants. Who's a lawyer now? Yeah.
And they tried to make it sexy because the guy's like, are we going to be able to get it in? And TJ's like, I think I don't fit because I wanted to get it in. He's like, I measured.
So they spend, it's a good amount of time pushing this cart through. I was actually, I was, I was getting stressed because I was imagining being in that situation.
Like I feel like I've never moved a hot dog cart and yet watching the scene, I felt like I had, I felt like I had been commissioned by a friend who said, Hey, can you help me move this cart into the restaurant? It'll take like five minutes. But then once up taking 35 minutes and it's hot and it's humid and you're sweating and the cart scrapes my knee and we can't get it through and it becomes a whole production.
And suddenly my plans for the entire day are ruined because the hot dog cart cannot get into the fucking patio and I never should have signed up for this stupid task in the first place. Like I felt all of that watching this.
Well, I have to say, look, I've always looked at you as a good person, but this is the most empathetic you've ever been. This is like, it takes hot dog carts to get you this empathetic.
You're like, you guys, I put myself in the shoes of the hot dog cart movers. No, I was mad.
I was mad at TJ for doing that to me. I was like, why did you waste my time? I was mad at the hot dog cart design because can we make hot dog carts easier? Where are the rubber wheels? I was actually mad at Leva and Leah that they didn't allow TJ just to roll the thing through the club where there were wide open doors.
I can smell the bar rot from here. Let's stop acting like, oh.
Let's stop acting acting like this is gonna offend all those middle-aged

men in tommy bahama shirts coming into republic okay yeah we've seen exactly we've seen yeah so

now we go to azure restaurant where emmy and her sister peyton sit at the bar and shockingly emmy

tells us that peyton is her baby sister eight years younger than her i would never believe well well

then we find out that she is about to go to college i was like what this girl's only 18 i was shocked

And she goes,

she,

Thank you. eight years younger than her.
I would never, well, then we find out that she is about to go to college. I was like, what? This girl's only 18? I was shocked.
And she goes, she may look like Sydney Sweeney, but she has a baby girl in my heart forever. I was like, well, okay.
I don't really see the Sydney Sweeney thing, but that's okay. I didn't see that either.
But I mean, her sister's cute and everything, but I don't know. This is like some sister delusion here.
Yeah, this is one of those. She's Sydney Sweeney.
Am I right? Am I right? I guess that makes me Sydney Sweeney too. So Peyton's like, how was Vegas? And she goes, um, so okay, well, we all went to dinner and like, well, kind of stood up at the table and said, I want to apologize about Emmy.
And I love Emmy with all my heart. And she's the best.
And I'm going to be a lawyer. And he's, and like, I just love her with all my heart and yada, yada, you know, all the stuff he always says every single time we go out with anyone, you know, you know.
And all of a sudden, Austin ran his mouth saying like all this bullshit about Will. You know, Peyton's like, I don't know who any of these people are.
Just can I get my free fries? Well, Peyton's just looking at her like you're buying this lunch, right? Because I'm so uncomfortable. Like pretending that Will's not a total dirtbag.
So then we see a flashback to the Vegas dinner where Austin's like, apparently it's common knowledge at this law school that this man has slept with multiple people. And then Emmy's like, slow motion tears squirting out.
So then back to the restaurant, she's like, oh, so I start to like have a panic attack. Like, why are we going out? Oh my God, can good people just win sometimes? Like, I have to defend something that's not true, you it was like shut down like long story short like he's being bullied you know what i mean i'm like not been going through with each other like if anything it's made us love each other even more like if anything like i want will's baby inside of me right now like he deserves it he deserves it how's your salad i think that will is gonna propose next summer as as soon as he can get himself unjammed from the locker that his bully shoved him into oh god fingers crossed oh question question waiter come here come here come here come here come here waiter i just wanted to ask you something about the menu okay yes should will and i get married in london yes or no yes or no because i was thinking like they call them lawyers barristers over there and i could be mr and mrs barrister you know and i was like i'm thinking like we could be friends with like kate and will because they know like oh my god be like will on will like would it be like two wills we like run each other in the street and be like your name's will my name is will and america like we'll totally hit it off it's gonna happen payton it's all gonna happen i just want to get married somewhere where everybody's as white as will um pain's like um that would be fun so like it's good that you believe well because personally i wouldn't what what do you mean what do you mean by that what do you mean you wouldn't what it's just the rumors are just like scary and i don't know i just think it's it's so weird and like...
Look, something you don't understand. You're like young Sydney Sweeney.
You don't really understand things like old Sydney Sweeney does now. When you're an adult, things are different.
You just take a lot more shit because you're that much closer to being a barrister's wife. So, okay.
The foundation of a relationship should be friendship. And like Will and I tell each other is everything.
We don't ever, ever, ever, ever, ever lie. And that is a fact.
That's true. We are lawyers.
Well, I'm not a lawyer, but I like pretend to be a lawyer. Like I dress up like a lawyer, but I'm not a lawyer, but he's a lawyer.
He's going to be a lawyer. He's gonna be a barrister.
Actually, he's actually going to run England. I don't know if you heard this.
He's actually the prime minister of England. They've already chosen him.
And so we're friends. And the foundation of being a good prime minister is having a friendship first with the country and your wife.
It all makes sense. You'll see when you're older.
She's like, mm-hmm. I mean, usually if you cheat on the person you're dating, it's because you don't even love the person anymore.
She goes, uh-huh. I mean, from your opinion, do I seem happy? The only people who cheat are like unhappy in their marriage that's not true how people in happy marriages cheat all the time yeah i've liked some of them yeah yeah exactly and i think i often i think has nothing to do with happiness i think it's just like other hard wiring that i'm sure you just go to a therapist for and they'll tell you all about it um or just watch or it's just boners men are pigs and we get boners and once you get the boner starts telling you what to do okay the boner is the boss and sometimes that just i'm not saying it's right but i'm just saying there's no a guy doesn't need some deep dark emotional reason to cheat on your ass okay he's got some free time and he's got a boner if you've got time time to lean, you've got time to clean those pipes.
Yeah. Sometimes you don't even need a boner.
Even guys without boners can cheat on you. You know, guys are very multifaceted.
So Peyton is like, well, you seem overwhelmed. Tables.
I am very overwhelmed. Oh my God.
I made 14 trucker plates for will this week. Oh my God.
I was like, it's busy. It's busy over here.
Oh my God. I'm overwhelmed with love.
Love. Overwhelmed with love.
You're cute. You're so cute.
You're so young and so cute and naive. You don't understand how love works, but this is the way love works.
He says, I love you. And then I trust it.
Okay. That's it.
And this is why we need cameras in everybody's car. Because you know that the second they got in there, she's like, what the fuck was that, Peyton? I called you fucking Sidney Sweeney.
You're my sister. You're supposed to be loyal to me.
You're my sister. So now we go to Plef Mod Pottery.
You know, which every young person loves. Every free, love, and fun

young person loves to do. Go to the

pottery store with the gang. So, they

go to the make-your-own-pottery

place, and Preston's

there. Oh, my God.

Preston. Oh, my

God. I, like, missed you.

I missed you so much. I was thinking

of doing the tea. Hello.
I was thinking

of doing the tea steeper, because I'm always

spilling the tea. And he's like, oh, my God.
I don't

even know what I'm going to do quite yet, but, like, maybe we could

I'm going to do quite yet. But like, maybe we could put it in our future house together.
Oh my God, the pineapple upside down pineapple at the bottom of the sea. Oh my God.
Wow. Yeah.
Preston says we should do it upside down. Girl, that's a man who's already ready to cheat on you.
Because's the switch right i think they were referencing spongebob isn't doesn't spongebob live in upside down pineapple at the bottom of the sea no ups i mean i don't know nothing about spongebob i've always been too old for that shit even if i was a kid when that came out i still would have been too old i was just like that as a kid i would have been smoking a cigarette at five. Like, nope, I'm not watching this.
That man is mark-marked and square. Get me someone hotter.
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Thank you, AI, for that comprehensive answer. All right.
But this is what Preston's bringing it up. He's not bringing up SpongeBob.
This is upside down pineapple. It means you're a swinger couple and you're going to fuck each other's friends.
Okay? That's what that means. So Michaels is like, things are definitely great with Preston.
I mean, we talked every day in Vegas and made sure he was shirtless when we FaceTimed because I miss his body. So then Lake shows up with her longtime best friend and current girlfriend shelby and uh lake is tired and lake is like shelby is like one of my best friends and like whenever we do see each other we are still intimate like she's like a best friend with benefits and like part of the reason why i lost interest in brad is because like i'm not really feeling dudes right now like there's times where like the girls i like girls more and there's times where i like guys more and like right now i'm in for like the girls season you know so i love this for her she's not interested in bradley because she's dating this girl instead and she's like yeah we're like 16 and we just started like making that one day and i felt so comfortable around her like Like she was my sexual awakening.
So yeah, we have a soul bond. So back at Pottery, like it's like, Shelby's met my whole, no, like says Shelby's met my whole family.
And Michael says, even your dad and Shelby goes, oh yeah, Mr. Rucker, very direct businessman.
Shelby's like rage painting her like Pottery. Yes, I love Mr.ael's like how does it feel about how does he feel about you guys being together like he like does he know does he know about this right now and lake is like yeah we're always together it's like pretty obvious but like my dad and i we try to like avoid those conversations so like we have a really close relationship and she basically talks about she doesn't want to like she's like afraid of like losing a relationship with her dad because like her family's successful and you know they care a lot about what the public has to say and especially because it's the south and she talks a lot about like you know how like you know being a part of a southern black christian family there's like a way of speaking and presenting yourself and she has like a lot of pressure on her basically and like um her family might view her as being as like having a disease if she's like gay or fluid and like you know this is this is what she's struggling with which is interesting that this is this is really an ongoing theme on this show like we've had this is our fourth uh i think lgbtq member because we also had mikhail the first season.
And every season, there's been this struggle that these people have been going through. The struggle with being gay in the South.
And she's talking, I did find it amazing that she's like, yeah, my family's super Christian and super successful, and so I don't want to embarrass them, which is why I fucked a guy last week on camera. It's like, you just put a guy back to a hotel room last week.
That's why I decided to have a giant house party on Bravo TV in our home. But it was a good conversation.
And, you know, she's with, you know, three other queer people. So, they're telling, you know, Preston's like, if they don't know who you are, you're going to disappoint them, you know, because they they don't even know.
They need to know who you really are. And Michaels is talking about his mom, and he was always trying to get a girlfriend to please other people.
And he's like, you're going to get to a point where you're like, okay, I'm painting an upside-down pineapple because some hot guy wants me to. And that's just it.
Yeah, nice moment it's it's a really nice scene and michaels is like i never want lake to be in a place where she feels she can't be herself so i'm gonna try to guide her based on my own experience also by the fact that i'm like so good as like a manager at republic so i know it's not easy kind of like building that sign, but I'm going to get her through it. Yeah.
Let's see.

What else? republic so i know it's not easy kind of like building that sign but i'm gonna get her through it yeah um let's see what else happens here it's just a nice scene it's like a very nice lovely sweet scene and yeah it was it was a nice scene sorry i was texting my dad because he's coming over to the internet and i was like sorry the place is a mess you're like uh speaking of like parents, you're like, oh, dad, you're coming over. Accept me.
I was 15 years old. I was like, hello.
So then, Republic Garden Lounge and Patio, it's time for Sir Wieners. So guess who's here? Our favorite.
Leah. Leah CEO.
Sir Wien knight that motherfucker i don't think so you are not sir until i tell you you're sir welcome to sir wieners i am leah motherfucking ceo you see like like like uh like flames going up at the side of like republic and like a Leah shows up on a a harley takes off her mask hey motherfuckers leah ceos here sir wieners how about you wieners i'll tell you what wieners get to come in here the only wiener i care about is the one that's going into my vag after my shift now clean that table you know what are you putting merch Because if I was you, I would move that furniture and put merch there.

But I don't want to step on any wieners here.

I'm only a CE motherfucking O.

You do it how you want to do it.

Would you like to lose money today?

Good.

You're on the right track.

Congratulations.

I'm not getting paid for this shit.

I don't want to ruffle any feathers.

Literal feathers.

You gay bird. you have feathers sorry i lost track uh that one got away from me you know even ceos have trouble sometimes sometimes it's hard to come with a good disc i'll probably get written up by hr but guess what hr reports to of me motherfuckers.
Yeah, Lisa, yo, it's back.

Back.

Back on top of it.

Oh, my God.

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Restrictions apply. So she's like, wow, so you're going to put hot dogs on actual hot dog buns instead of little napkins that can be wiped across a table to make it cleaner.

Good for you.

In the mood to lose money?

You're on the right track, you fucking snoozer.

I'm, like, very anxious about today, especially because Leah's yo keeps on trying to snort the hot dogs like they're cocaine.

I don't know what she's doing.

It's relish.

But I feel organized.

And that makes me turned on organization. And the card is on display.

And we have merchandise on both sides.

and I'll see you next time. their cocaine.
I don't know what she's doing. It's relish.
But I feel organized. And that makes me turned on organization.
And the cart is on display. And we have merchandise on both sides.
And all the hot dogs are going to come out of the kitchen today and be passed around like hors d'oeuvres because it's the debut and start of a brand. And I want it to be a success.
I'm like, you're not going to pull the hot dogs out of the hot dog cart? The hot dog cart is purely for photographic reasons. I think it is because how can you do? I mean, he has a huge menu.
He made hot dogs. I took a screenshot of it.
I shouldn't look through my screenshots right now. I've taken screenshots of so many shameful things.
Okay, Sir Wiener's menu, the PB Wiener time, the U-Up dog, the Meanie Weanie, the dumpster dog, fully loaded all beef hot dog toast with chili melted cheese. Basically, there's a ton of stuff on here and there's a lot of toppings where are you going to put those on that hot dog cart that's what i don't understand you need a bigger cart and you need a flat top i'm actually on his web i have to say by the way the website's great i'm on the website right now uh it has this adorable little like 2007 animated gif of sir wieners going in rotation but everything honestly they killed it like the photography is good it's it's clean okay so he has the dumpster dog which is fully a lot of hot dogs these are a lot of hot dogs man 71 71 hoodie yeah you better send us one 71 okay I have to say the worst wiener, this is not an appealing photo.

Some of the food photography needs to be worked on.

The worst wiener looks literally like a dookie.

But you know what, though?

The dumpster dog looks good.

The PB wiener time looks good.

Dumpster dog looks great. Hot dog layered with smooth peanut butter, crunchy pretzels, diced bacon, and a touch of garlic crunch?

What the fuck is that?

I have to tell you, the Meanie Weanie looks really good.

The Worst Wiener...

I just would like a regular hot dog, though.

Do you just have, like, regular...

Oh, the Worst Wiener does look like a dead person.

The Worst Wiener is...

Worst Wiener needs some help.

It's, like, a little pale, and it looks like the onions are falling off of it.

Like, we need to redo that photo. But, um, U- up dog is the traditional plain hot dogs are with ketchup and mustard so but it's dijon mustard so it's not traditional it i agree some yellow mustard yeah i do like i like that the hot dog looks like it's in a little blanket like the hot dog looks like it's asleep in a bed and also the um pickles on the it's all about wieners look a little pale I need a different picture for that one, too.
We're going to need to upgrade those pickles. I will say the hot dog buns look good.
They look kind of good. The buns look great.
I would say 80% of these hot dogs look really good. Honestly, I would eat every single one of them.
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Okay, so then people start showing up, and there's like a big martini full of tiny little hot dog things in there. And Will sees it, and he's like, Ugh, my God, hot dogs in a martini glass? Oh, God,.
Oh yeah. You don't like it.
Would you prefer hot dogs in a tort of some kind? Got it. So then I hate hot dogs.
I find them like disgusting. Hot dogs are like the lowest tier of sausages.
You're the lowest tier of sausage. You are the lowest tier of sausage.
How dare you? The lowest one.

Oh my goodness.

Like literally hot dogs are wonderful.

They're the most accessible tier of sausage.

Doesn't mean that they're the worst.

No, he's the most accessible form of sausage.

He is accessible and the worst.

He's the worst worst.

So Emmy comes in and she is doing a Leonon lock and hot dog slash bronwyn costume um and she's like everyone hey ask me about my wiener oh ask me about my wiener and will's like i think emmy wins best dress guys look she dressed like a hot dog isn't that like hilarious like yeah so she's like hey guys i got i got a wiener i got got a wiener costume from Amazon. I'm like the best friend here.
It was amazing.

And he's like, Hey guys, I got, I got a wiener. I got a wiener costume from Amazon.
I'm like the best friend here. It was amazing.
And he's like, um, would you pass some wieners? She's like, Oh, Oh, okay. That's her right to work.
And then, um, see there, you know, she just passing around a hot dog platters and people are like, everyone's excited. And Mia's working too.
And she goes, I don't know who's a better friend than me because I'm working for free at a place I got fired from and we see a flashback to her getting fired and so that was pretty good when she thought she was being all badass with Leba. She's like, I mean there are plenty of people that you haven't fired here who have been drinking on the job.
She goes, like who? Like me. You've been drinking on the job? Yeah.
You're fired. And she's like...
I wonder if she'll ever come... I wonder if Leva will ever hire her back.
Because she's like, now Mia's in that purgatory that happens on these hospitality shows where you don't work at the restaurant anymore, so there's not really a reason for you to be around, but you still sort of like linger on the sidelines. Well, back in the rules did it for at least six of the 10 years, so I think they'll be okay.
Yeah, Kristen. Yeah.
So now Taylor and Rodrigo show up from Southern Charm. So watch out, everyone.
This is sad. Someone called the Charisma Police.
This was sad. I was like, wow, the stars are all out today.
Rodrigo. And Taylor.
Have you noticed, not Rodrigo, Rod. Have you noticed that Taylor has a totally different personality on this show? It's weird.
I didn't. I was about to say that.
Relaxed and energetic. Yeah.
I noticed that as well. She seems like she's like, she doesn't seem shell-shocked she doesn't seem traumatized she doesn't seem like she's in the middle of a lobotomy on this show yes oh and speaking of lobotomies by the way people definitely tune in to hear our dwell hello that we're going to record this week because there's definitely a southern lobotomy girl that's that's on this yeah there really is she's like i want the

bigger i want a view so i'm home i need a view i don't care if it costs more money i have a dog named lottie lottie do you like this view i want it all so yeah the stars are out tonight

so love Do you like this view? I want it all. So yeah, the stars are out tonight.
So Love is talking to Maddie. She's like, how was Vegas? And Maddie's like, it was so much fun.
We got fake married. Don't worry though, it was only fake.
Don't ask Joe about it. He thinks it's real.
Super fun. I was just like, what? I have no rings.
So it was a commitment ceremony. It was just, it was hilarious.
And it was hilarious and love is like yeah sounds great i'm gonna go hang out with little so then brad uh is talking to joe and he's like hey congratulations on the marriage when's the honeymoon huh he's like oh yeah i'm i'm on like a one-year plan like i want to propose like pretty soon it's like really like how long have you guys actually been dating for like four months but it feels like we've been like dating for like a year so it's like we're pretty much married and brad's like i don't know what quantum physics joey bottles has been doing but four months does not translate into a year so quantum physics guys all right yeah she's like a fucking dj now and like if she like goes on the road and i'm like not with her i just like i like the feeling of being engaged you know that's nice so then um brad's like yeah joe's a little insecure there you know he doesn't want to be left behind so then tj is mingling around and love is like oh my god this event is like such a success i'm like so proud of tj you know like he's not only benefiting me he's benefiting my spaces so sir wiener's partnership i think the hot dogs are going to play really well with the time at bahama set so now we go now the music's like work hard play, play harder, work hard, play harder, work hard, play harder, Will's not cheating. Whoa.
Oh, okay. So then inside, we go inside a republic and TJ is, he pulls this Emmy aside to talk.
And she's like, she's like, she's like, hi, hi. And he goes, I just want to thank you for yesterday.
I just feel like it's been like a rough summer for us. And I want to make sure that we're both on the same page.
Yeah, of course we're on the same page. Just like how me and Will are on totally on the same page.
We're going to get married and we're in love. And he doesn't cheat.
Pages. I love pages.
I love books. You know what I love? No, more than books, magazines.
And I can't wait to see me in the magazine with Kate and Will when we move to London. And he's a barrister.
And we're friends going on double dates. Oh, what's going on? We're we're like totally fine me and you we're like totally fine i mean i bought a wiener outfit so like have you seen it i was wearing it it was hilarious he's like um can i ask you something so um last night i thought we were like really loving each other and we're at a better place but then when you left taylor was like emmy said this is all your fault this summer and you're just like a stupid vacuumer and you're never gonna find love and she's like oh no no i'm gonna tell her i was afraid she was gonna say that what i was saying was like i really support hot dogs and i'm totally into you and you're doing an amazing job that's so weird i wonder how she heard that yeah i didn't blame.
I didn't blame you for whatsoever. Not at all.
Nothing.

Everything's fine.

Everything is totally fine.

Because I just want to truly believe that it wasn't trying to conspire or come after you.

I just want you to believe that.

Which, by the way, you were, TJ.

TJ's like, I hope that it didn't come off like I'm trying to ruin your relationship with Will because he's a cheating bastard and I want you to break up.

No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't.
And I don't want you to think, I don't want you to think anything like, you don't want to lessen me? Like, no, no, no, no. I don't, no, I don't think less of you.
And I don't think that you have bad intentions or I think that you're a bad friend. You're just like an unsupportive friend.
You're just someone who's not there. There's someone trying to like hurt me and Will hurt like our relationship hurt, like what we're trying to do here, trying to like this, this project that we're on, this, this mission, this, this, this journey.
And you're just kind of like a spoke a spoke in the wheel and we're just gonna crash and like we're gonna like break our limbs all because of you but i love you and i love you and i support you and your hot dogs and there's been like a lot going on and all that and like i think sereno was the perfect event to bring us back together in a you know like for no good reasons just hot dogs but like we're together now we're friends everything's fine everything's okay yeah so she's like kissing his butt she's like i mean sereners you're like the king of dicks am i right so it's like fitting it's great it's great we're good we're good we're good hot dog i'm hot dog and so then she tells us she's like yeah i don't trust tj i mean i mean he'll turn on you if it benefits him like if he wakes up on the wrong side of the bed you're on his fucking bad side it's exhausting and that's why i'm being friend to him because i'm like terrified of Okay, let's roll a clip of him yelling at women. So then we get that clip.
And she's like, yeah. So I'm going to be nice to him so he doesn't ruin my life.
So I hope he doesn't hear this. Yeah.
So now everyone's going to start their shifts and everything, and Joe goes up to TJ, and he's like, I just want you to know I'm really inspired by our Sir Wieners event. I think I'm going to have an event called Sir Married.
That's just going to be pictures of Maddie's face that we're going to hand out. It'll be great.
So TJ's like, my event was amazing. The bar did five grand on Wednesday and I sold 100 tickets at the door.
So I basically made all my money back. I was like, how much were those tickets? Design huge so tj's like by the way i just like really appreciated the text you sent me oh yeah um what the text where i said sent a hot dog emoji and was like good job yeah it really would have hurt me if we weren't cool when you had that party because like in my bones i would have been like you know anyway i love you i love you i love you too are we married no i'm already married bro sorry so then uh the next day at maddie's house uh she's talking to her mom mary ellen and mary ellen is like uh she goes hey mom how are you doing she goes i'm running around good good running around incredibly busy so what is joe there is joe there at your house and she's like no mom um but we did get fake married and she's like did you sign any fake papers madison it's like no mom i'm not stupid did you him on tv again because i told you if you another person on tv i was going to be very upset no mom seriously he didn't put a ring around your finger no like literally l-l-l mom like if anything it was like a commitment ceremony and like i appreciate that reassurance from joe because that like he would want that from me from one day she goes okay so um how long have you been dating that idiot um uh mom i mean that lovely man like almost like five months yeah okay this is moving fast mad okay yeah i've been out of that relationship with trevor for like only like a second you know and yeah no for sure for sure mom yeah for sure but like i trust joe and like i love him and i could see a future with him and he's like my best friend like i mean that mom but like i don't think we're ready to like get fucking married but like we don't even like live with each other i just think like my number one priority is my career right now.

She's like, well,

Dad and I taught you how to be an independent woman,

honey, and your identity is Maddie Reese, DJ, L.O.

fucking Allen. Don't you forget it.

She's like, okay, Mom.

Don't you forget, we're a household that loves music.

Remember, that was her thing from season one. I grew up in a

household. Everyone in my family likes music.

I'm really musical.

That's why I'm so musical. We're basically like the Sound of music family but you know with old michael jackson records and a play button so then um joe comes home and she's on the couch and he's like you look really pretty right now you look like my wife you are my wife so what are you working on dj shit? Are you remixing wedding music?

Don't cry out loud.

Is that a wedding song?

I meant that.

Shall we dance?

That one where the girl's dad is dead, but she still dances at the wedding.

That was really sad.

I'm crying. Why don't you do something that's like, should we do a remix that's going to the chapel,

but it's like a reference to Chapel Rhone?

We're going to a Chapel Rhone concert, so it's current, but it's also referencing that

we got married.

You know what I'm saying? Wait a minute. Chapel Rhone's yelling at me right now in my head and calling me disrespectful never mind take her out of it take her out of it i'm like hot to go so maddie is like she's like no i'm looking at houses to buy right now joe she's like wait oh yeah yeah zillo yeah yeah yeah i thought it was gonna be like i thought it'd be like redfin but it's like Like, fuck yeah, Zillow.
Oh,, Zillow. Fuck yeah, Zillow.
I thought it was gonna be like Redfin, but it's like, fuck yeah, Zillow. Yeah, fuck yeah.
Yeah, fuck yeah. Are you looking for houses for yourself or for us? Oh, God.
This scene is so cringe to watch. She's like, well, I want to invest in real estate and I'm sick of paying rent and I have to grow up and live on my own or I guess live with you, but I really like living with my girlfriends joe and he goes yeah but like i like living with your girlfriends too but like it's been like five months of me going all the way over there and spending every night there and i don't have my things it's like it's it's growing it's really buy me a house yeah like i live i live like two minutes from republic where matt and where maddie lives that 45 minutes away.
Like I don't own a car. And if I added up all the Ubers that I spent on going back and forth, I could have like a G wagon or like, like maybe not a G wagon, but like a Tahoe or like maybe like not a Tahoe, but like maybe like a used geo prism.
Like it's like a lot. Then buy a car and stop your bitching.
I know or at least hire trevor to bike you over there on his little rickshaw so just like oh so we're like moving in together because like i have money saved up too and she goes um no that's like pressure okay and we're like in this honeymoon phase but i want to communicate like how you feel about it because like i'm not pressuring you i'm just saying like my honest truth is like we're married and we need to live together like yesterday you know what i mean and she's like um we don't need to make that decision right now joe she's like why am i paying rent when you could be buying a house like this is ridiculous like i can't just like drive to that house 30 minutes like i'm just not i'm not doing that for another year and don't yeah then don't what the fuck you talking about even she says then don't like if you want to stay here then stay here i just feel like i go to your house to sleep with you because like i want to be able to but sometimes i feel like you could care less if i'm there like you're not like gonna compromise with me on that i'm like joe then make her miss you a little bit it's that simple oh my god joe has basically got a child putting a dry cleaning bag over their head and running around the house you're suffocating them okay stop suffocating her she acts like she doesn't want you to be there because she doesn't want you to be there and you're there all the time go home joe go home yeah can i ask you something joe years ago you gave me a really hard time about moving in with my boyfriend like you did out of everyone. And we see a flashback to Watch Happens Live where Joe's giving Maddie all sorts of shit for moving in with Trevor.
And by the way, I just want to say to those two Bravo fans who called in to ask that question that caused all this shit, congratulations. You not only caused a storyline to happen on the show, but you got to have a really long amount of bonus airtime on Bravo.
That was really cool. Good job.
You're like, what are you talking about, Ben? Cause the flashback where ladies, two people who asked Joe and Maddie, something like, do you think that they moved in too quickly? And so they were up on screen, like they were having this argument, but these two girls were like up on screen sort of smiling watching god yeah watch what happens live provides the most mess for these shows for sure and he's like she's like but you're putting me in the same situation joe and he's like oh you're the one looking at houses like i mean look like does that guy make you a better person okay look let me phrase it this way does your husband make you a better person like like are you better at work do i make you a better dj like who's the one who taught you the crossfade whoopee okay that was me okay do i give you more confidence are you happy sleeping with me six out of seven times a week or seven out of seven times a week like are you are you are you are you are you are and she's like yes joe and he's like and the fact you had to even think about it she's like i didn't have to think about it but it's like the whole world ripped me apart from moving in with trevor and now you want me to do it again yeah but that was like two years ago and he was like driving a bike taxi down fucking king streak and he had like you had no future with that guy i'm a student with me i stand in the front of a club and i'm like you want to come in you want to come in like that's a future that guy never flashed a pamphlet at anybody so that guy never went to a kitchen and said okay we need happy birthday at table 47 like that's that's someone with a future okay and she's got a point but she's trying to win a she's trying to win like a logical argument with joe she's basically saying you judge me for moving in too quick but now you want me to move in with you even quicker. Like, leave me alone.
That shouldn't be the argument. The argument should be like, it's nice dating you.
We're not really married. I'm not ready to move in with you, period.
I'm buying a house and we're not buying a house. Stop it.
You're fucking suffocating me. And Matt is going to either cheat on him or break up with him.
There's no way. Because she's so not into this.
And it's not because she doesn't want to move in with him and all of this you can tell she just does not want to be in this and i think she's in the situation where she's like now we're in it and now if i break up with you i'm going to get a bunch of shit because now you're like this sweetheart you know and you're looking like the perfect boyfriend when you're really being kind of a controlling asshole and now the world's going to rip me apart again if i break up with you you know yeah and like there's a part of me that wonders if she's just in like nice guy rebound phase because sometimes like people who date toxic men will date like the nice guy to feel like they are on the route like breaking the cycle but they're not their heart's not really into in it and then they go back to the toxicity which is very sad but it does i've seen it happen like a million times with people so's like, no, Joe, I'm just saying like, after you don't know what it's like to make a decision and have people comment and be like, you're an idiot. You're stupid.
Okay. I did him for a year before I moved in.
And like, first of all, stop the car. Joe knows what it's like to be called an idiot on the internet.
Yeah. We've been doing it for three days yeah it's sorry go ahead start the car so then she's just like it's like i mean what's that saying if it ain't broke don't do a remix of it no don't fix it are you sure it's not remix it no fix it by the way well you know have you heard all the controversy i mean that's basically the whole conversation but But have you heard the controversy of her song that she came out with?

It's a total ripoff. No, you haven't.
Oh, it's a total fucking ripoff. It's not even original at all.
Well, she didn't rip off anybody worth a damn. No offense.
La La La La La was not original. No, it's La La's song.
La La had another song.

Oh, it really is La La.

Yes.

La La was a ripoff of La La.

Yeah, it was a ripoff of La La, but it turns out, allegedly, it's like something you could just buy online.

And DJs will buy online and kind of remix to be their own thing.

And she didn't change anything about it.

Yeah.

DJ Ali Lala.

And there are sites like that for DJs where you can find beats and stuff like that to mix in. But apparently they just took this whole song and just maybe put some lalas over it.
It's like using GarageBand to string together some loops and then releasing a single, which is what I did for my Countess Luann songs. But I also didn't do that as a serious.

Yeah, we do it for this.

Yeah, but it's not serious.

We're not real.

But no, because we actually put the stuff together.

We chose different beats out of GarageBand

and mix and match beats.

She didn't do that.

She literally took something that was already done

and yikes.

And then she's been deleting all the comments and stuff.

Guys, if it ain't broke, don't't fix it is that what that saying is yeah well things sometimes break the end so yeah wow i did not know that that's a fun little piece of controversy that's like i love i love a controversy like that like a low a low stakes low wattage you know uh like theft situation It's great. Yeah.
All right, everybody. Well, you know, like theft situation.

It's great.

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