#3045 Crappy Hour 10/20/25: Lea Black

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Speaker 1 Well, hello and welcome to Crappy Hour. I'm Ronnie and that's Ben over there.

Speaker 2 Hello, Ben.

Speaker 2 Hi, Ronnie. How's it going?

Speaker 1 Good. How you doing today, baby?

Speaker 2 Well, I feel like a war hero. I went to Whole Foods to return some items and I survived the parking lot.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 2 kind of feel like kind of a bit more of a man.

Speaker 2 There was a lot I had to avoid, but I did it. I survived.
So,

Speaker 1 Whole Foods is supposed to be such a peaceful place because there's so much, you know, like healthy stuff in there.

Speaker 1 There's like crystals and like organic soap, but every time I go in there, I've said the F word and the C word at least 10 times trying to get through that parking lot.

Speaker 1 It's like you need the crystals by the time you get into that damn place. You do.

Speaker 2 And there's a lot of idiots that are trying to get into that parking lot too. Me included.
I'll just say it. I'll just say it right now.
Me included.

Speaker 2 But like you see some of these ladies in their yoga pants and their like hats and then they're like, they're like doing some weird diagonal thing where they're just across all the lanes doing nothing.

Speaker 2 And you're like, where are you going? Are you coming in? Are you going out? Are you trying to park? Are you parked?

Speaker 2 And then there's two girls just like standing there, just talking, literally having a conversation in the driveway where people are trying to turn in on Santa Monica Boulevard.

Speaker 1 I was like,

Speaker 2 but I did it and I'm here.

Speaker 1 Some lucky

Speaker 1 too. Still I rise.
Still I rise. Well, everybody, today's a very special episode of Crappy Hour because we have one of our first podcast friends.
This is this lady.

Speaker 1 It was one of our first listeners, actually, and called us up right when we started Crappins and said, Hey, I heard you were making fun of me. I want to come on and hear it.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 she came on, and then she lives in LA part-time. So, when she started coming here, started having us over to her house all the time.

Speaker 1 And so, we've been friends with this lady now for over 10 years, Ben. You know that our 10-year anniversary came.
Well, it must be longer than that, actually.

Speaker 1 It was the beginning of the podcast. But anyway, please introduce podcast friend and our real life friend, Miss Leah Blank.

Speaker 1 Leah Blank!

Speaker 1 Leo Blanca Blank!

Speaker 2 I want to put you in the center.

Speaker 1 You're actually thinking you should be in the center.

Speaker 1 Hi, honey.

Speaker 3 I love you guys.

Speaker 1 It's been a long time, 10 years.

Speaker 3 I look 10 years younger and you guys look 10 years older.

Speaker 1 How

Speaker 1 love that. Excuse me, you shouldn't say things like that.
We're We're about to talk about your euthanasing product.

Speaker 3 That's my look.

Speaker 1 So, Leo, what have you been up to lately? It's been rough over there with the passing of Roy. So everybody's condolences to you.

Speaker 3 The roughest three months ever. This is my first time to talk to anybody other than my dogs

Speaker 3 and the people that work at the house. I don't go anywhere.
I don't talk to anybody. I don't return any calls.
I'm just hibernating. You're my first outing experience.

Speaker 1 So thank you so much. Thank you for being here.

Speaker 2 We're honored for that. That's, we know that's a hard, a hard thing that you've been going through.

Speaker 1 So really, really honorable. Love and hugs.
Thank you.

Speaker 1 Well, I saw you here in LA. You were packing up the house.
I came to see you the other day and we were talking about stuff. And I was asking you about your thoughts on this current season of Miami.

Speaker 1 And what did you tell me?

Speaker 3 I told you, shame on me, but I haven't watched it.

Speaker 3 But I did see some of the clips that people clip and then they send you the link to see the clip i saw some of that and that's all i know about it but i mean i know the behind the scenes because i live in miami and everybody knows everything in miami it's like gossip best city over here english spanish doesn't matter they all figure out a way to translate that gossip yeah you have to be bilingual over there just see

Speaker 1 that's right well

Speaker 2 so have you heard i guess one of the big questions that came out of the reunion even though you didn't watch it there was um a big question about uh julia and martina and adriana did you hear any gossip about whether or not julia has been you know having affairs uh is adrian you know adriana accused julia of having an affair with a haitian mortician and julia actually had to buy this man a coffee maker and i saw you ever hear that rumor i saw

Speaker 3 i didn't hear the rumor is adriana a reliable source well i will say before the reunion there was buzz on the street in Miami that

Speaker 3 she was going to say something, that something was going to come out. And somebody texted me that.
I didn't even reply back. I just like

Speaker 3 finger in my ears. And so I wasn't surprised when I saw the clip.

Speaker 3 But what

Speaker 3 the problem that the other girl's name, what's her name? Julia. The problem Julia had is she underestimates Adriana.

Speaker 3 If you're going to poke the bear, you better be ready for the retaliation because Adriana's got a really big temper and she cannot censor herself. So

Speaker 3 she should have known. I guess she didn't watch any previous shows or didn't know her that well.
But if you're going to poke the bear, be ready for the retaliation because Adriana is not going to.

Speaker 3 She's not going to let anybody get away with it. She's going to say what's on her mind and that's it.

Speaker 1 She did it.

Speaker 1 I thought it would be kind of fun if we told you we updated you on what was going on on the show now and you just kind of give us your opinions on all okay

Speaker 3 oh god I'm a my big mouth you're gonna get me in trouble I'm always in trouble anyway

Speaker 1 that's all right okay so the first one was that that Audreya had this you know bisexual gay affair with Julia

Speaker 1 believe it or not

Speaker 3 uh I don't know I wouldn't doubt it I wouldn't doubt that it happened It wouldn't surprise me at all.

Speaker 1 Do you know there on the show, there was someone called the Haitian Mortician that I heard about that on that clip?

Speaker 3 Yeah, I saw that on the clip.

Speaker 3 That is so Miami. That is just so Miami.

Speaker 3 Everything from Santa Ria, which you know what Santa Ria is, when they sacrifice animals and put hexes on people, and the Haitian mortician, that is just so Miami that seriously, it wouldn't even, that's like normal here.

Speaker 1 That kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 Alexia and Todd,

Speaker 1 what are your thoughts on Alexia and Mary Saul? Because there was one,

Speaker 1 there was one accusation in the reunion that Nicole, you know Dr. Nicole, right?

Speaker 3 I know her at a not really well, but I do know her. And we have mutual friends.
Yeah. Okay.
So there was. She actually asked my advice about signing on to the show.
So I know her a little bit.

Speaker 1 What do you say?

Speaker 3 The truth, you know, that

Speaker 3 it's what you make of it. And would anything you, you know, don't do anything that you want, don't want to be

Speaker 3 publicized or taped because the film, the cameras are running all the time.

Speaker 3 And that there were a couple of people that she absolutely needed to watch her back about because they would do whatever they could to bring her down because she was a prettier, younger, thinner version, and they weren't going to have it.

Speaker 1 I was right about it.

Speaker 3 Well, they couldn't wait to get her off the show. They ran her off was the inside story that I heard from producers.
So I don't know.

Speaker 1 Well, there was an accusation on the reunion that Nicole said that Mary Sol hired a PI to come after her.

Speaker 3 That wouldn't surprise me at all, but she wouldn't have hired it. She would have traded something to get it for free, but I wouldn't be surprised.

Speaker 1 She wouldn't have paid it. Wouldn't surprise me.

Speaker 3 I mean, this is a girl that hired, this is, she'll get somebody, I'll get you a free dress. You know, I'll get, I know somebody that'll give you a free dinner at a restaurant.

Speaker 3 She'll do something to get out of paying but i won't be surprised that she figured out a way to to do that i mean this is a girl that hires a writer to write one-liners for her hoping they'll go viral and she can get gifts out of them so she'll do anything

Speaker 3 you know i mean that's just that's her that's who she is yeah

Speaker 1 they

Speaker 3 ran her off that they ran nicole off you know that's what one of the producers told me that the two girls couldn't run her off fast enough so i guess they did maybe it was investigator maybe it was gossiping about her, her family, her husband.

Speaker 3 Who knows? I don't know. I didn't follow it.
But they will find a way to run her off if they don't want to run there.

Speaker 2 Yeah. So you, you run, you run in big, powerful circles.
Have you encountered or dealt with Stephanie Shojai, the newbie, or or her husband of the Shuma group?

Speaker 3 You know, this is really funny. Miami is a very small town in a big way.
And I have never even heard of her before. I was shocked.
I didn't know about her. I know.
I had never heard of her.

Speaker 3 And I still wouldn't be able to pick her out of the lineup because one picture I saw, she had blonde hair, and another picture, her hair was back, and it looked like brown in a bun.

Speaker 3 And I was like, is that the same girl? So I don't know. I don't know anything about her.
No opinion, no comment, no, I don't know anything about her.

Speaker 3 She could be the most fabulous person in the world or she could be the worst. I don't know.

Speaker 2 Have you ever encountered Masoud before?

Speaker 1 Who?

Speaker 2 That's her husband. Masood.
That's her husband.

Speaker 1 Oh, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 I'd never heard of him either. I mean, maybe I look at my own little world, but I had never heard of him.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So who else do you still know from the cast? Do you keep in contact with anybody on there? Do you keep in contact with Lisa?

Speaker 3 A little bit with Lisa. I used to keep closer touch with Lisa than I have recently.

Speaker 3 Who else? Who are some of them? I can't remember who they are.

Speaker 1 I know. What about Alexia?

Speaker 2 No. What about Alexia?

Speaker 2 What has been the arc of your relationship with Alexia? Because when you were on Miami in the early days, Alexia was much more of a side character.

Speaker 2 And when they brought it back, they really centered her. So what was your relationship with Alexia back?

Speaker 3 The thing with Alexia, her husband, Herman, at the time, did not want her to go on the show.

Speaker 3 And

Speaker 3 he like literally just put his foot down. She wanted on there so bad.
So I tried to help convince him to let her on. And I said, let her on the show, Herman.
I'll have her back. She'll be fine.

Speaker 3 It's all going to work out.

Speaker 3 And I kind of helped convince him to let her get on the show and then for me i always said she had two faces you know when i was selling my skincare cream i'm like i can sell her double because she's got two faces and

Speaker 3 you know and she does have two faces and for me the final straw with her in addition to the conniving and the lying and the backstabbing and the rest of that that she does with her sidekick over there was when they outed herman that was crossing the line for me there's no going back from that.

Speaker 3 There is no going back from that. You don't do that to somebody that supported you and your two kids because your husband was in jail and you had nothing.

Speaker 3 And they support you for 10 years and give you a great life.

Speaker 3 And then they're six feet under and can't defend themselves. And you use it as a storyline.

Speaker 1 For me,

Speaker 3 there was no going back from that.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's interesting because when that happened, she was kind of a hero, I think, on with the audience.

Speaker 3 That's all bullshit. Because let me tell you, when I used to go to every single thing they ever had in mind, I hosted the first white party in my backyard.

Speaker 3 That's how far back I go with the gay community. I was at every event they ever had.
I hosted half of them. I did the parade.
I did it all. And all those years, I never saw one thing, ever.

Speaker 3 She was never at one thing.

Speaker 1 You saw her at a gay pride in

Speaker 3 this, not this season, but in this version of the show and she was a little problematic actually well when she when she outed herman they had to paint her as a friend to the gay community or it would have made her look like who she is somebody that outed a gay husband that she knew was gay all along so she did know he was gay

Speaker 1 so she did know he was gay all along

Speaker 1 yeah

Speaker 1 and i don't care she was a big shock on the show like i can't believe it i heard from the ex you know i can't believe this

Speaker 3 i thought herman was one of the most stand-up guys.

Speaker 3 He always defended me. He always reached out to me.
He would meet me for drinks at the Fountain Blue Hotel and confide in me and give me all the gossip. He was a great guy.

Speaker 3 And I think she resented my relationship with him too.

Speaker 3 But the fact that she outed him when he wasn't here to defend himself or tell his side of the story, and they connived that, the two of them, to have a storyline and put that out there in the public domain, there's no going back from that for me.

Speaker 3 That's

Speaker 3 rotten to the core.

Speaker 1 Who does that?

Speaker 1 You just can't do that.

Speaker 2 If you were to ever go back on Real Hustles Miami, which I would really like, by the way, I would love you to go back on this show.

Speaker 1 Would you like

Speaker 2 what? Would you say this to her? Would you tell us to Alexia?

Speaker 3 I don't know that they're worth my time to talk to.

Speaker 3 You know, after that last reunion, when they all attacked me and they all came at me, I i find out later from my friend that owns a dress store that they had been in the dress store practicing how they were going to bring me down all week they had scripts and they had ideas and who was going to say what how they're going to bring me down i'm walking into houston's with roy and roy jr the restaurant the next day after the reunion and she's calling me hey let's get together how you doing i'm like what are you talking about and i said what do you why would i want to ever talk to you and she goes oh that was just all that was all just for the show i'm like no nothing's ever just for the show we don't do things just for the show.

Speaker 3 That's not who we are. That's not who I am.
You know, could I go back on that show? They'd all have to wear name tags because you can't recognize any of them.

Speaker 1 Larsa looks exactly the same, Leah. You know who actually does, you know, who actually does look the same.

Speaker 3 I'm somebody that I've never had a crossword with. I have no issues with Larsa.
She's always been very good to me. And her husband, too.

Speaker 3 He's a stand-up guy. I've always had no issues with him.

Speaker 1 I didn't have any issues with Anna. Yeah, you're friends with Anna still.
You know who looks exactly the same? Lisa Hoxteen.

Speaker 1 She looks exactly the same, I think, because she, you know, maybe she went a little too far early on. And so it's kind of, I don't know.
I think she looks exactly the same as she used to.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she's maintained.

Speaker 1 There's a question in here. What cast member put some kind of a Santhadia curse on you or something?

Speaker 3 Oh, that was Marisol.

Speaker 1 So what's the story of that? Because I forget that.

Speaker 3 So I was at the opening of the SLS Hotel.

Speaker 3 I forget after season one.

Speaker 3 And I run into Christy Grice. And everybody knows we kind of had some conflict.
That kind of conflict that we had is like Disneyland

Speaker 3 conflict of this stuff, right?

Speaker 2 Going to the gala, right?

Speaker 3 And she came up to me and

Speaker 3 she just, she, she told me, she said, my mother goes to this reader.

Speaker 3 And this reader had your picture and the drag queen's picture there and said that you know Marisol had asked them to to put a hex on you to get you off the show

Speaker 3 I just rolled my eyes like okay good luck with that you know but I just

Speaker 3 the point is it's who who are you being in the matter in any given circumstance I don't know anybody that's that dark that would put a hex on somebody to get them off of a TV show.

Speaker 3 I mean, it's just not in my consciousness.

Speaker 3 I grew up in Texas where you have the key to the neighbor's door and everybody's rooting for you and everybody wants you to be fabulous. And, you know, I was shocked.

Speaker 3 The behavior was just, I was blindsided by the behavior. And I couldn't even wrap my head around it.
I was like, what?

Speaker 3 And so I didn't even know they had people that put antses on people, but apparently it's a thing. Santa Rea is a thing.

Speaker 3 That was my first experience with it.

Speaker 1 But who would want me on the show?

Speaker 1 I'm just kidding.

Speaker 2 Do you think that maybe you'd be a better fit on Beverly Hills? I mean, because that's the other thing is that, like, you know, you have a house here in LA, like maybe Beverly Hills.

Speaker 3 I would have been a better fit for Beverly Hills because, well, first,

Speaker 3 I love some of the girls on there. I really do.
Some of them, whether the audience likes them or not, I know who they are. And maybe they don't come across that way on the show, but.

Speaker 3 there are some really good people on that show. I love the producer of that show,

Speaker 3 Alex Baskin. And I like some of the girls on the show.
And I like that it was highbrow gossip and fighting, you know, not gutterscake. And I like that.

Speaker 3 So, yeah, I probably would have been a better fit.

Speaker 3 But on the other hand, you've got to realize in LA, there's probably a line from my house in the Hollywood Hills to the grove of young, beautiful girls that want to be on that show.

Speaker 3 So, it's never a contender. Do you understand what I mean? It's like there's like way too many people with bigger names, too gorgeous, too fabulous, too rich, too famous

Speaker 3 in line ahead of me to ever be on the show so it was never even really um

Speaker 3 i never really thought about it it wouldn't it wouldn't happen but would i

Speaker 2 have a better fit i would have been a better i would have been a better fit for that show i think would i be a friend of what um where a friend like would you be on beverly hills if they said hey we want you to be a friend of of the cast or something like that I don't know.

Speaker 3 I mean, I wouldn't rule it out. It's not something I'd ever really thought about.
I guess it would depend on who I was friends with. If it was authentic, I might consider it.

Speaker 3 If it was fake, I wouldn't do it.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Who are you friends with on the cast right now? Is it like

Speaker 3 in Beverly Hills? I wouldn't say I'm friendly. I was very friendly with Lisa Renna.
I adore her. I was always friendly with Lisa and Ken.
I was,

Speaker 3 I have a tremendous amount of respect for Erica Jane.

Speaker 3 what she's been through and the way she came out on the other side. I mean, who doesn't applaud that? So, yeah, you know, I'd have to think about who else.
But yeah, for the most part.

Speaker 1 Oh, Lord.

Speaker 3 And Kyle, I was friendly with Kyle.

Speaker 1 You know, I've been in her. Oh, my gosh.

Speaker 1 We'd go crazy with you.

Speaker 3 I wouldn't say friendly, friendly with her.

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Speaker 3 You know what I mean? Do you remember how many hours they spend in hair and makeup and wardrobe to go on that show?

Speaker 3 So no, I couldn't do a show.

Speaker 3 I wouldn't be able to do the show for that reason.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 But you know what's so great about you is that you really do just say what's on your mind and you give your opinion. It's very unfiltered.

Speaker 2 And Beverly Hills is such a show where they are so filtered and they are so, they are, they clutch their pearls all the time. And I would love someone like you just to come in and just

Speaker 2 just

Speaker 2 say things like just be, you know, like

Speaker 3 you got to realize in Beverly Hills, this is just a part-time gig for them and a stepping stone for some big movie part they want to be in or some big Broadway show they want to be in or some big influencer thing they want to do.

Speaker 3 So they kind of have to watch their minds and you know, mind their manners a little bit because they're one they're seeing the bigger picture. In Miami, they never saw the bigger picture.

Speaker 3 When they were plotting against me, what I was plotting was a cooking line for one girl, a lingerie line for another girl, a fitness line for another girl.

Speaker 3 I had them all lined up as how I could market them, brand them, sell their products, and give them, build them a little mini empire that they could have residual passive income for the rest of their life.

Speaker 3 That's what I was doing while they were plotting to bring me down. That's the difference between me and them.

Speaker 1 And Beryl,

Speaker 1 you're even like that with us. I mean, you tell me every time I see you, what are you selling? What are you selling? Sell it.

Speaker 1 I love to promote people.

Speaker 3 I love to promote people and I love to make, have other people make money off of my ideas.

Speaker 3 And I love to train and motivate women to earn what they're worth rather than what someone's willing to pay them. And that's what I do and who I am.
And I was blindsided by this.

Speaker 3 We have to bring you down and torture you and lie about you and make you look bad in order to be a star on this show. Well, what are you talking about? You're not a star, you're a personality.

Speaker 3 It's not a show. It's, I don't even know what it is.
And,

Speaker 3 but then their mind, they're moving stars. In their mind, they're moving stars.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Well,

Speaker 1 you know, Alexia had a big thing on the show where she was like, I'm a star. You know, I'm a star.
Okay. And so that was a big thing.

Speaker 1 They all got mad at her because she said she was the star of the star. Yeah, I was born a star.
So that was actually, that's funny that you bring that up.

Speaker 3 I'm just telling you that self-awareness

Speaker 1 is so

Speaker 1 shamous. You can't embarrass them.
By the way, someone else in the comment just said, I can't stop looking at the croissants behind Leah on the picture.

Speaker 1 See, it's not just me looking at those and thinking they're not.

Speaker 2 I thought those were donuts.

Speaker 1 No, they're pumpkins.

Speaker 1 So James came over. Oh, they're pumpkins.

Speaker 3 does all the graphics and media and packaging and everything he's really brilliant at those are pumpkins i guess because it's coming up on thanksgiving or later yeah it's fall you got to get your pumpkin in there i know i see croissants

Speaker 3 All right, Leah.

Speaker 3 One of my skincare products is right there.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I was going to say, speaking of businesses and growing businesses, tell us what's going on with Leah, Leah Black Skincare.

Speaker 3 Well, you know, I've been doing this since I was 20 years old.

Speaker 3 I branded and ran two or three skincare companies of my own, and I pioneered the CBD line, literally got it approved and pioneered and got it into my skincare line. And I have a full, complete line.

Speaker 3 A lot of it is CBD based. And the results are visual.
You see the results immediately. And people, when they become a customer, they rarely leave.
They always stay with me.

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Speaker 1 Yeah, I know. I left mine in Texas, and you can really tell I've got some.

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Speaker 1 Okay, I love it. Right on.
Well, get some, get some, and send me some of those iPads. I need some.
I know.

Speaker 3 And they're good on the chest, too, with hands.

Speaker 1 Well, I'm not even looking that far down. You know what I mean? I know at this point.

Speaker 1 This is all I look at. The waddle up.
Waddle up.

Speaker 3 If you put these in the refrigerator, too, people like these in the refrigerator because they're

Speaker 1 waddle stuff.

Speaker 3 I don't want to get political, but you know, there's a picture out there right now on the Cover Time magazine where somebody makes your waddle look like it's.

Speaker 1 I look downright presidential. Is that what you're telling me? It looks like you've been using Leah Black's gift paper to fucking become chair of the rest.

Speaker 1 That's funny. All right, Leah, we sure love you.
Everybody, follow Leah

Speaker 1 on Instagram at Leah BlackMiami. You'll find links in links in bio there.
Go to LeahBlack.com.

Speaker 3 We see you in Texas. Special.

Speaker 1 Yes. I'll be back soon.
You know, I'll be back there soon. So we'll hang out there.
And then we'll see you when you come back here to finish up the house and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 But we sure love you. And thanks for so much for coming on here, baby.

Speaker 3 i've never done a 99 special it's just for you guys because i really want your audience to love my products and i love you i hope you invite me back we love you

Speaker 1 yeah hell yeah yeah thanks for all the tea leo we'll talk to you later later

Speaker 3 i know i'm in trouble probably

Speaker 1 probably love you it's a good time though Yeah, I love that she's so willing to just come on and say whatever the hell she wants to. That's so

Speaker 1 refreshing to meet someone who really doesn't give a crap if they're back on the show or not, you know? Because most people I feel like are always trying to get back on. It's like, screw those people.

Speaker 1 Why would I want to hang out with them anyway? You know?

Speaker 2 No, I really, I, I don't, when every time I say I want Leah Black back on The Real Housewives, it's not because we know her or not because she was like our first guest ever on crap-ins.

Speaker 2 It truly is because I find her endlessly entertaining and she does, she just does cut right through the bullshit.

Speaker 2 So, like, if Kyle were to say some bullshit on Beverly Hills, I just would love Leah to be like, well, that's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 You know, and well, you never said that the other day. You went to the mall.
You said you weren't going to go to the mall. And then you went to the mall.
And now here I am.

Speaker 1 And now you're saying, you're telling me all these different people. You went to the mall, but I know you didn't go to the mall.
So which one is it? I don't understand. I'd be like, I would be ready.

Speaker 1 I'm ready for that.

Speaker 2 I want that on my Beverly Hills.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Well, we'll see.
Time will tell.

Speaker 1 All right. So let's get into some Bravo headlines for the week.
So a lot of you, this is two weeks later, right, than our last crappy hour.

Speaker 1 And of course, right after we do crappy hour, Wendy and Eddie get arrested of Real Housewives of Potomac. That was very shortly after we did our last crappy hour.

Speaker 1 So we talked about, we've talked about that at length in a couple of recaps already. But just to kind of review, because people who don't listen to every recap want us to talk about that.
So

Speaker 1 what say you? I mean, there's breaking down their arrest. I'm sure you guys all know by now what happened.

Speaker 1 It's basically insurance fraud that they're accused of, faking a robbery in their home, saying that someone broke in, stole all this stuff.

Speaker 1 Well, then they find out that a lot of the purses and Birkins and outfits and stuff that they said were stolen were actually returned for money.

Speaker 1 And there was an email that Eddie sent Wendy that was like, Hey, can we add anything onto this insurance claim? Because I really want to max out the insurance. I really want to max that.

Speaker 1 I mean, they weren't very bright about it. Also, there was ring, they have ring cameras, but there was no footage of anybody entering or leaving the home.
There are motion sensors in the home.

Speaker 1 They never went off. So it just wasn't the brightest trickery for sure.
So what have you heard since the arrest and stuff, Ben? What are some updates? Well,

Speaker 2 they've been sort of quiet. Nothing has really happened.
However, she did break her silence yesterday.

Speaker 2 And if you want to hear what her statement is, be prepared to be underwhelmed because, of course, there were headlines on like EW and people that were like, Dr. Wendy Acefo breaks her silence.

Speaker 2 And then it was basically just her saying, through it all, God remains faithful. Like, okay, well, she basically says,

Speaker 1 yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 Thank you for the outpouring of love, support, and prayers for myself. And most importantly, my family during this time.
We are forever grateful. Pray hands.

Speaker 2 And then she tells everyone to tune in to like tonight's Real House of the Potomac. So,

Speaker 2 you know, she's, she hasn't really said anything yet, but

Speaker 2 I did see there was a report that I guess there was crushing, they had crushing debt is what I read in one area. So that's one of the things that the investigators flagged.
So I don't know.

Speaker 2 Like, I still feel like there's a lot more yarn to pull from this yarn ball.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so I think we're just going to have to wait and see. I was kind of annoyed at first because she was supposed to be the first wife swap episode that aired of that show.

Speaker 1 And they pulled the episode. And so there was a lot of talk.
Like, is Wendy getting fired? Did they get rid of her wife swap episode?

Speaker 1 Thankfully, it looks like they put it back on the schedule for later in the season. They just took

Speaker 2 it's actually scheduled for November 9th, which is so funny because the sentencing is on November 7th. Wow.

Speaker 2 Good to see that Bravo is still up to its shenanigans. They're literally going to air the show two days after her sentencing.

Speaker 1 Well, I thought it was kind of bad for them to pull it because that would be so much

Speaker 2 hearing.

Speaker 1 Hearing. But I thought that it would be such good publicity.

Speaker 1 Well, not great publicity but it would be publicity for y swap to have just aired it that week it seemed weird that they didn't air it but i guess maybe they found something they could get more ratings for i mean i don't know i think that maybe

Speaker 2 ride the publicity wave but i think they don't want to look too much like they're exploiting criminals you know or really bad behavior because there is still the the the specter of bethany out there being like reality reckoning reality reckoning you know like these are the things that bravo encourages its staffs to do so like they you know they they need to pretend like they don't condone this sort of stuff.

Speaker 2 But I'm sure, I'm sure people will watch this episode of Wendy's Wife Swap for sure, looking for clues for, you know,

Speaker 1 magnifying glasses. Heck yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, even in the real episodes now, I was watching Potomac, like, where did you get that outfit that you're wearing to the bench at the river to have this scene? And why are you wearing that?

Speaker 1 You know, you start watching everything differently.

Speaker 1 So that's Wendy. I mean, I don't know.
It's only been a a couple of weeks, but

Speaker 1 that's the thing about only doing crappy hour every couple of weeks, you know? Like, I'm bored. I feel like they've already been to prison, been out, and it's time for the redemption season.
That's

Speaker 1 how

Speaker 1 storylines work on me.

Speaker 2 I am, I'm very interested to see the next beats, a few beats in this scandal because I think it's fascinating.

Speaker 2 Like, I really, I really can't believe that these two seemingly very intelligent people got in,

Speaker 2 went down this path. And like, that's, that's wildly, you know, fascinating to me.

Speaker 2 So I'm definitely going to be tuning in to all the story beats, but there really is nothing that's happened since, since the arrests, you know, the initial shock has worn down.

Speaker 2 And so, you know, it felt definitely funny when the tagline was, I put the high and higher education because it's like, uh, we are a little concerned that maybe, maybe too much higher education

Speaker 2 went into this plan that you guys went into because it's not working out for you.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, something that I've been more interested in than that, I think because this is newer news, is the Soupman controversy on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

Speaker 1 I thought that was so hilarious when they got in that fight at the restaurant where, I don't know, there was a murder, suicide in front of a dog. And

Speaker 1 Lisa accused. Angie of having an affair with someone named the Soup Man.

Speaker 1 And so we thought that was hilarious, obviously. Well, of of course leave it to the internet to give us reasons to make even a conspiracy about a soup man now i was googling who is the soup man

Speaker 1 but um there were some reddit threads recently because sophia franklin who is she used to be the co-host of call her daddy back in the day uh before they broke up And that became a single host, hosted show.

Speaker 1 She has her own podcast now. And she was talking to Meredith at some point and was saying, you know, what's what's really weird is that like, I think Angie dated my ex once.

Speaker 1 And then Meredith went off and on and on about Angie and kind of didn't get into that. But apparently Sophia used to refer to her ex-boyfriend as Suitman.
And he's in Salt Lake City.

Speaker 1 So now everybody is saying, oh, it wasn't Supman. It was Suitman.

Speaker 1 And so everybody thinks that Angie has been having an affair or was having an affair a while ago named Suitman, who is apparently, I'm getting this from a comment on Reddit.

Speaker 1 Suitman, according to Google, is Peter Nelson. He worked as an executive VP for HBO Sports and left in 2020.
And he's a Harvard graduate in ancient Greek.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 2 that's the, it all seems like a little far-fetched, but then that, that little element there, ooh, a Harvard graduate in ancient Greek.

Speaker 2 Yes. That's a damning correlation.

Speaker 1 That's crazy, right? And so all of this is just gossip. Like, who knows if any of this is true? The only reason I'm repeating it is because it's out there.
It's everywhere.

Speaker 1 You know, I've been seeing it all over the place. And because Sophia Franklin brought it up on her show.
So it would be interesting to see what happens.

Speaker 1 I hope it's not true because I don't want Angie getting in trouble. I like Angie, obviously.
So.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I hope it's not true either.

Speaker 2 But I think if it is true, the funniest part about it is that, of course, Lisa Barlow butchers it and goes onto national TV and says, I heard all the rumors about you and the soup man.

Speaker 1 It's like the Soup Man.

Speaker 2 This is how things, this is how rumors start.

Speaker 2 It's a Soup Man and you turn him into the Soup Man.

Speaker 1 It doesn't even make any sense.

Speaker 2 That's just classically Sabarlo right there.

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Speaker 1 So there's other stuff going on in relationships on Bravo. We've got

Speaker 1 What's Your Buns? Bierman. Ariana Bierman broke up with her boyfriend and MJ and Tommy filed for divorce.

Speaker 1 I didn't know about that.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that just announced. Someone just said it right there.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think that was just announced. And Aaron Pfeiffers, that mother effer,

Speaker 1 was just thrown in jail. He got arrested for abusing Denise.
They went into court and she was detailing some of the abuse and they arrested his ass right in court.

Speaker 1 And he's out today on a $200,000 bail. So I I hope that that one fucking rots.
What a piece of crap that guy is. And I hope your parents rot too.
And I hope somebody kicks him out of that damn house.

Speaker 1 You're a disgusting human being, sir. So that's all the love stuff on Bravo that I could find.
Wow.

Speaker 2 I'm glad that they, I'm glad that he was arrested. I mean, what a piece of shit that guy is.
He just, I mean, he is exactly what everyone always

Speaker 2 suspected him to be, you know? And they did a good job of like, you know, pulling like the wool sort of over our eyes with the Denise Richards and her wild things and all that. But, you know,

Speaker 2 he is, he really is a user. And we definitely flagged it in the beginning of that show when Denise was like laughing off, oh, Aaron.

Speaker 2 Well, Aaron's family moved into our house and now we're in condos that we're renting. We're like, why is this family they moved in during COVID or something and they're still there?

Speaker 2 We're like, something is not right with this situation.

Speaker 1 Yeah, not good.

Speaker 1 Oh, actually, that's not the end of the relationship talk because Martina and Julia are staying together, where is what we're hearing from Real House House of Miami.

Speaker 1 And Julia Lemingova seeking treatment for PTSD after explosive outbursts on Real Households of Miami. It was a cry for help.

Speaker 1 So, Julia came out with a lot of articles the week of the week during the weeks of the reunion because she was getting so hammered. So, one is that she had PTSD.
So, I hope we all feel bad for her.

Speaker 1 And also, she is starting opera school, which

Speaker 1 nobody deserves that.

Speaker 1 Teachers

Speaker 2 I think it's time it's time to retire the opera thing. Like that was really should not have even come back for a second season.
And, and it's too late. I'm going to say this right now.

Speaker 2 It's too late to go on your opera journey. I feel like your vocal cords are probably set in place.
Everything is locked in. Sorry, the bread has been baked.

Speaker 2 Now it's time to just enjoy your moment on the display case because this is not, you just can't go back in there. Sorry, it's over.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's done. Give it up.
Hang up the towel.

Speaker 1 What are you singing here that you want to talk about?

Speaker 2 Well, I mean, if we're talking about singing, Ronnie, I mean, who am I to deny everyone

Speaker 2 from the news that there is a, well, she's not a new Shantus, but she seems to have been inspired by one of her co-stars on The Love Hotel. That's right.
None other than Ashley.

Speaker 2 Ashley Darby went to 54 Below and she went and sang some show tunes. I'm I'm gonna press play.
Maybe we can. I think you might, I think you'll be able to hear it on.
Uh, wait, no, here, I'll set this.

Speaker 2 Is everyone ready to hear Ashley Darby singing at 54 below?

Speaker 2 All right, press play, and I press play, and then I then it gets the spinning circle. Thanks a lot.
So, maybe like the internet's like, no, we are protecting you.

Speaker 1 We are protecting you. The internet doesn't want you getting PTSD.

Speaker 2 Can you hear this?

Speaker 1 Oh, she's making her play for Chicago, huh?

Speaker 1 They're gonna

Speaker 1 Roxy

Speaker 1 and I'll have to

Speaker 1 the worst we've heard.

Speaker 2 But it's a little community theory.

Speaker 2 She's in like a pink, sparkly dress.

Speaker 1 So anyway, oh wow. Okay, Okay.

Speaker 1 The reviews are in. I just want to tell you what the listeners are saying as that went on.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 How could you do this to us? Question mark. Stop that.
Stop that. No, you stop it right now.
Who okayed this? My ears are bleeding. Who's the piano player? That's my favorite.
Who's the piano?

Speaker 1 She's like,

Speaker 2 she's the one person to sell Block Tango that everyone agrees. No, she should be there.
No, he did not. None of us had that coming.
None of us had that coming.

Speaker 2 It was not deserved.

Speaker 2 It's not a justifiable crime. So that's like singing

Speaker 2 in the world. Now, some other stuff that is in here.

Speaker 2 Where was it? I mean, people were, by the way, I was surprised how many people were really alarmed by Ariana and Hudson breaking up.

Speaker 2 I think they were more concerned for Kim Zolsiak's sake, because I think Kim was really banking on that hudson that that fried chicken money to to to be the next chapter of her life literally and that's gone yeah

Speaker 2 so i am a little you know i think we're all a bit concerned for uh for her on that front and speaking of atlanta this is some news that just broke about like two hours ago this is stupid but amusing which is that kelly you may remember her from the one of the newbies from Real Housewives of Atlanta, because I know most people are like, who's Kelly?

Speaker 2 She's a new housewife. She hired Phaedra to represent her in a court battle with her ex.
Do you think that's a smart idea, Ronnie? Do you think that will actually be a productive

Speaker 2 use of Kelly's money?

Speaker 1 You know, I don't know. I don't know how successful.
I mean, I know that she's been a lawyer for a long time, obviously, is Phaedra Parks, but I don't know that I'd want like an Undertaker lawyer.

Speaker 1 I mean, I don't.

Speaker 1 She has her, she has her hands on her fingers in a lot of pots. You know what I mean? So I don't know.
I think I'd want someone maybe focused, like more focused on being a lawyer.

Speaker 1 Do we we hear of any like high power cases? I think the only case we saw her taking was that one where she was taking like a big briefcase of cash in a parking lot in her first,

Speaker 1 remember?

Speaker 2 Well, there's Bobby Brown. She, she represented Bobby Brown, which I think was her clue.

Speaker 1 Oh, that one way.

Speaker 2 Probably not. There was the briefcase guy.
Oh, wait, there was also

Speaker 2 the party planner who wanted to sue Candy.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 2 that's, that's a positive endorsement. Yeah, I feel like this is maybe not Kelly's wisest move.
I feel like when was the last time Phaedra actually was practicing law?

Speaker 1 I don't know. I think she's been practicing, right? I think she's like an on-again, off-again law practice.

Speaker 2 By the way, Michelle in the comments says, do you have hazel eyes, Ronnie? I do. Like Kelly Clarkson?

Speaker 1 Yes, I do have hazel eyes. Yeah, you can start to, you can tell a little more in the dark because the

Speaker 1 light is brighter on my face.

Speaker 2 I think mine are brown but

Speaker 1 i'm like mine changes my eyes the lights can get into it in bright light mine will become hazel or if i'm in a park or something like that that's green they'll turn bright green it's really weird oh wow yeah your eyes are cool so hazel right now yeah they're super hazel they're hazel bad big hazel energy did we already go over the uh britt eady video that she made in a pool did we already talk about this

Speaker 1 So she's in the pool, I guess, with a friend and her husband, and she's just, you know, going on and on about, you know, fuck most people. Shamia's a bitch, and they want to talk about my videos.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, well, what about Shamia's porn? There's Shamia porn, and you can find it on the internet. So go look for it, everybody, because you'll find Shamia porn.

Speaker 1 I mean, it was a really long video. I watched a lot of it, but that was the gist of it.
You know, she's never coming back to the show. She's too good for it.
Why would she even go to the reunion?

Speaker 1 No one deserved her time.

Speaker 2 They're all a bunch of liars and shamia has porn on the internet yeah it seems like a weird thing to proclaim at while you're simultaneously suing bravo for like a bad work environment because someone was claiming that there was porn of you being displayed at an event so you just go around and you do it to shamia who was like not part of that it just goes to show what trash britt eady is and like if you're going to quit a show quit a show but don't quit a show and then you know just keep complaining about it and trying to stay relevant on the show.

Speaker 2 If you wanted to stay relevant on the show, you would have stayed with the show and you wouldn't have been so ridiculous. Not that we wanted you to stay.
I'm happy that Britt Edie is gone.

Speaker 2 One of the worst casting choices of all time for Bravo. I think she's like down there with Diana Jenkins.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she was not gone. Although

Speaker 2 I would argue that Diana Jenkins...

Speaker 2 Diana Jenkins was probably one of the most vile people that Bravo ever hired, but I would argue that Diana Jenkins had a lot of campy appeal because she was so awful, but she had that kind of like European villainess energy that like is like very funny to me as like a gay man.

Speaker 2 But Britt Edie just didn't even bring camp. She just was like trash, lying trash.
And

Speaker 2 I said good riddance to her.

Speaker 1 Yeah. My gosh.

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 oh, so there's just some stuff that I'm reading in the comments here.

Speaker 1 Sarah says, Adriana was on a podcast where she said one of the reasons Julia's daughter is upset with her is because Julia used the daughter to care for Martina while she was away in Europe for facial surgery.

Speaker 2 Oh, and that gets to a little bit of what

Speaker 2 Gertie was talking about. When Gertie brought up the face, the

Speaker 2 facelift at the wedding, that was one of the precursors to Julia tossing the water in her face. Julia is obviously very sensitive about that because

Speaker 2 Gertie said something along the lines of, well, Martina is like sick, you went off and got yourself a facelift.

Speaker 2 And so, especially if the daughter is then the one who had to take care of Martina during that time, time,

Speaker 2 then yeah, I can imagine that adds some texture to that situation.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Speaking of Miami,

Speaker 1 so

Speaker 1 there was there was a thing recently with Gertie. She was commenting on she's speaking with Emily Hanks.
Hi, Emily. Love ya.

Speaker 1 She was speaking on her Instagram recent post and Julia's social worker left a comment. So Gertie says, no, I did not offer to get on the cruise.

Speaker 1 She asked me and that's what, that's what my text messages proved. Till this day, I still don't know why my text messages were blurred in the first place.

Speaker 1 There was no big reveal, no big reveal, except for the simple fact. Shrug, shrug emoji.
This is a shrug emoji with a shaking head. Okay.

Speaker 1 But blurring them made it seem like I was exposing intimate details, which I would never do. I would never do that.

Speaker 1 So then there's a comment by Connie Going that says, at Gertie Design, you are the eternal victim. Dot, dot, dot, dot.
You get four dots in this ellipses. Move on, space.

Speaker 1 This show defines no one. Space dot.

Speaker 1 So Connie, I'm sorry, but Connie typing a comment like my mom, space is before periods,

Speaker 1 four periods in an ellipse.

Speaker 1 And Gertie responds, hi, Connie. I recognize you from our show.
You are Julia's social worker, but did she pay you a bonus to also be on her social media spokesperson?

Speaker 1 Stay out of this and stick to foster caring. I will publicly expose all the nasty comments you have wrote about me and sent me three, three periods in an ellipses.

Speaker 1 ellipses and if you've seen the show you know i will so keep it up connie thumbs up emoji

Speaker 2 maybe she is julia's social worker like she literally works on her social media like that's truly what the social is

Speaker 1 she's us she's the social worker getting the kids for her and going and fighting for julia on comments on instagram that's messes us grow up connie going

Speaker 2 yeah come on connie um i have something that i'm loath to bring up because you know i don't really like to talk about this at all oh really well keep it up connie keep it up keep it up keep it up uh yeah no but i feel like i feel like i should mention this but there is mcb dynasty news

Speaker 2 oh which is that stephen mcb was sentenced it's it's happened it's happened yeah stephen mcb senior America's sweetheart, he is, he's going to jail for two years for fraud.

Speaker 2 See, now the thing is, this him going to jail for fraud, like that's not shocking. That's not like Wendy Ocepho was shocking.

Speaker 2 You look at this guy and you say, this is someone who's going to commit fraud if he hasn't already, you know?

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 2 two years, two years behind bars.

Speaker 1 You've got the whole first season. You're like, this guy's totally going to jail at some point because he kept saying, oh, you know, our equipment's always getting stolen.

Speaker 1 And, you know, guys, if we have one more insurance claim, we're in trouble. We can't have another insurance claim.
And it's like, uh,

Speaker 1 I mean, it seems so obvious now looking back, you know? So, yeah, he got a couple of years. So it'll be interesting for the, to see, because the boys also got a season three of the show.

Speaker 1 So they picked up filming to watch his sentencing or to film his sentencing. And I guess that they're going to be shooting a third season of that show.

Speaker 1 So we will be seeing how the boys are dealing with the most important farm in.

Speaker 1 What's the name of their place that they live in? Missouri. In Gatlin.
In Gatlin, Missouri.

Speaker 2 Yeah, in Gatlin. It's the most important.
You are the most pessimistic person I ever met about farms.

Speaker 2 Sentencing. That's also when Cole tries to form a thought.
They call it that sentencing.

Speaker 2 Speaking of Cole, he posted a story and it's a picture from the wedding, from Jesse's wedding. It's like Jesse and what's the name of his wife, like Claire or something like that? What's her name?

Speaker 1 Lydia Lindsay.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I don't remember the wife.

Speaker 1 I'm there for Jesse. I'm just there for Jesse.

Speaker 2 So it's Jesse and whatever her face was.

Speaker 1 I know the mom's Christie.

Speaker 2 Christie is the mom.

Speaker 1 There's Cole and then

Speaker 1 Lady Cole.

Speaker 2 And then there's Steve Sr.

Speaker 1 and then there's a Kaylin.

Speaker 1 There should be a Beth, but I don't think there is a Beth. I feel like there should be, though.

Speaker 2 What's the name of the blonde twit, the young one? See, I've already purged their names.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know. I don't remember.

Speaker 2 Is she Kayla? Kaylin, whatever her name is. Oh, she's the worst.
Cola? Cola. Kayla.
Her name is Kayla.

Speaker 1 No, Kayla is his ex-girlfriend. Kayla is the main guy, Steven's ex.
Yeah, Callie.

Speaker 2 Right. So she's, so, and so we see all the McBees, they're all standing, and uh, it says, we will get through anything together to the hardest man I know.
It's our turn to be here for you.

Speaker 2 We got you, dad.

Speaker 2 I'm like, yeah, you'll get through anything except for like a splash of coffee or like some Kool-Aid because you guys are wearing so much white right now and you guys will all crumble to bits the moment that shit gets stained.

Speaker 2 It's like, all I want to do is just take some sort of like vividly red liquid and splash it at that Instagram story right now.

Speaker 1 Oh, so they wore, they all wore white on an Instagram story about their dad being innocent. It's a little on the net.

Speaker 2 It's a wedding.

Speaker 1 Oh, it's their wedding photo.

Speaker 2 It's like, nothing shows how we stand strong like standing here behind a bride and a groom.

Speaker 1 Yeah. With an octagonal arch not so far away.
Hexagonal band. That was hexagonal.

Speaker 2 Hexagonal.

Speaker 2 Hexagonal.

Speaker 1 Hexagonal. Well, he went to jail.
Another shocking arrest was Camille from Below Deck. She was arrested for a DUI.

Speaker 2 This is like my favorite thing that I read.

Speaker 1 Yeah. That idiot.

Speaker 2 She's an idiot in so many different ways, and now she's added another dimension to it.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 that's a lot of people being arrested and breaking up and being thrown in jail and being almost thrown in jail. I mean, come on.
That's a lot of

Speaker 1 court. You know who's working right now on Bravo? People in the court system.
They have a very busy time in Bravo news right now because there's a lot going on.

Speaker 2 Did you see Camille's um mug shot

Speaker 2 it it i'm gonna tell you this right now not as good as wendy and netti's

Speaker 2 camille looks like she literally just

Speaker 2 like crashed right through a 7-eleven or something she does not this is a rough mug shot as broad just go this is probably bottom three It's also a terrible camera that they're using.

Speaker 1 It's like a very grainy. It's not very good, but she is, it does say she's six feet.
Is that true? Oh, no, she's five foot six. Sorry, I was reading it wrong.
I was was like damn she's six feet

Speaker 1 um yeah she looks rough she looks rough and she's wearing like a little jewel tear on her the very edge of her eyes um she's she's peaked she's done yeah she's done you cooked you're cooked camille um well i think it's time to turn this over and talk to some of our listeners what say ye ban It sounds like a great idea.

Speaker 2 Let's do it.

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