#3062 RHOP S10E05 Part 2: Nevis and Buttheads

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Speaker 1 Hi everyone, welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap.
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Speaker 1 But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode. So they go to see Alexander Hamilton's house.

Speaker 1 And we all know it was his house because he used to stand in front of it going, I'm Alexander Hamilton. I'm Alexander Hamilton.
I'm Alexander Hamilton. I'm Alexander Hamilton.
Alexander Hamilton.

Speaker 1 That's what I remember from that music. We were literally going to the report.
I'm like, what's your name? What is that? What's your name?

Speaker 1 Hey,

Speaker 1 who's this musical about, guys? I'm Alexander Hamilton. I'm Alexander Hamilton.
It's like, oh, my God, 67 toothpicks. Jesus.
Let it go, buddy. Okay.
Get a name tag.

Speaker 1 Well, what's also hilarious is Giselle announces, anywhere you go under the sun is important to not just visit the place. You have to learn about that place.

Speaker 1 I'm like, well, when did you guys start doing this?

Speaker 1 Giselle acting like she is like interested in going on an architectural tour of any place they've ever gone to. What? She just says this because she arranged this.
So yes, they're going to go.

Speaker 1 They meet Kenny, their tour guy, who's going to drive them to the Alexander Hamilton house. And Kenny is like, by the way, I am going to now give you the official welcome in a song.

Speaker 1 They're like, what? And he starts playing some karaoke music for a song that he has. And he's singing along the song called like Wally, Wally.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 it's actually not a bad song. Like, he does a pretty good job.
He sings the song and they're all singing along to it. And then they arrive at the

Speaker 1 Milton house.

Speaker 1 Wendy's like, Kenny, are you taking internships? Ashley, you should sign up.

Speaker 1 And she tells us when I think about the voice I want to hear singing Robert or Flack, I think about his voice, not Ashley Dobby.

Speaker 1 Yes, that's fair.

Speaker 1 And then

Speaker 1 we see the texts on the screen, which are so funny, the tweets on the screen. The other juicy set, the irony of her singing the song, Killing the Mood Softly, and all about the tea.

Speaker 1 Real House as a Potomac star, Ashley Darby, admits she didn't do Roberta Flack justice. And then another tweet, baby, get Darby off that damn stage.
And then the last one, lock her up next to Karen.

Speaker 1 So they arrive at the Alexander Hamilton house, and the tour guide gives them the fans and talks about Alexander Hamilton and they walk around the room where it happened and Wendy is like wow you know that's how some friendship saw you know because because then they because then the the Jillian mentions that Hamilton died in a duel against Aaron Burr because Aaron Burr hated hated Hamilton more than he did or more than Hamilton hated him yeah it was supposed to be a friendly duel and Wendy's like yeah that's how friendship saw people think you're your friends and then they really hate you and they'll stab you in the back and shoot you in in the face and kill you dead when you thought they were your friend.

Speaker 1 And Kieran is just nodding, and she's like, Yeah, that girl needs to stop being passive-aggressive because some friends will piss on you and tell you it's rain.

Speaker 1 But here we are, and those are friends who watch Judge Judy. But here we are, either speak on it or don't speak about it.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 I love um an Alexander Hamilton passive-aggressive um

Speaker 1 Kierna.

Speaker 1 I guess Kierna is the Aaron Burr in this situation.

Speaker 1 I guess. She's like, Wendy's really going to get her shot.

Speaker 1 So then we get some more Alexander Hamilton history, which is great, I guess. And then they're trying to figure out Wendy, what, you know, what his background is.

Speaker 1 And Wendy's like, well, I think it was like, I don't want to say Creole, but I thought he had something. And Giselle's like, he was black in my mind.

Speaker 1 He was black in my mind. And Jazzy says, yeah, his mom's from St.
Croix. And he is like, even if there's something, two drops, we'll claim him.
We'll claim him. We'll take him.

Speaker 1 We love a good musical man. So Tia's like, by the way, I was going to ask you, Angel, how are you feeling today?

Speaker 1 Because I heard you were crying and I wanted to reprimand you for not getting over it yet. And Angel's like, well, I'm still processing it all, but I'm feeling good.
Today's a new day.

Speaker 1 I'm like, you're still processing? Still?

Speaker 1 Still processing. Come on.
Oh, my God. You're at the Alexander House.
And Tia, put a smile on your face.

Speaker 1 Tia's like, well, we've also just had a baby. You know, I mean, we've all had babies.
And Jazzy's like, yeah, but I mean, even at the table, though, you said you were thinking it, Tia.

Speaker 1 And so we see a flashback to Giselle saying, you know, you, friend, put your head down yesterday when we were talking about the catfish of it all.

Speaker 1 And she's like, well, I've thought it, but would I have said it? I mean, that's where Giselle steps in. Which I think what she's saying is.

Speaker 1 Sure, I noticed her filters were crazy, but who the fuck says that to somebody? Right. And now they're acting like she was saying mean things about Angel as well.
Yeah, and he's angel. But she wasn't.

Speaker 1 I just would have, I wouldn't have addressed it in that way. I would have pulled it to the side.

Speaker 1 Of course, it would have taken about 15 minutes because I would have pulled all sorts of wrong people because it was a different face. So I understandably would have been confused.
Are you angel?

Speaker 1 Are you angel? Are you angel? Oh, you're the angel. Yes, your face is wrong on the filters.

Speaker 1 So then Ashley FaceTimes her sons and she's like, oh my gosh, look, I'm in Alexander Hamilton's house. And Dean's like, can I see it? I would love to see the home of Alexander Hamilton.

Speaker 1 I'm just over here socking on a lolly, and it would be great to see. Hold on a second.
Let me get my little brother's bare feet on the kitchen counter. And all right, let's have a look-see, shall we?

Speaker 1 Will there be a rendition of my favorite song, The Kitchen Island Where It Happens? No.

Speaker 1 Okay, it's all right.

Speaker 1 Oh, hold on. I've just stepped on a fork.
Wowwah, wow wow, mommy, please come home.

Speaker 1 Oh, Dean is so into music, and my nanny plays Broadway musicals, so he's really into Hamilton.

Speaker 1 You could just say

Speaker 1 he likes Hamilton, and we don't have to have the entire backstory of how he came into hearing the Hamilton soundtrack.

Speaker 1 She's like, the whole thing, like, he really likes music, and one thing he really likes is Broadway music.

Speaker 1 And then Annie, she plays Broadway music, and one of the Broadway shows, he plays, she plays Hamilton, he loves Hamilton, so now he loves Hamilton. Like, just say, yours, your son loves Hamilton.

Speaker 1 Like, we get it. We can, we can go from point A to point B pretty clearly on that one.
Someone played Hamilton Hamilton for him. He heard it.
He liked it. And now he's obsessed.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So Ashley hangs up

Speaker 1 and then we go back to Angel, Jazzy, and Tia. And Angel's like, oh, let's be clear.
I'm not OG wag just because Bobby played for 10 years. Okay.

Speaker 1 It's because I put in the work to know the ladies who are younger than me. And I'll achieve that with you guys too.
I'm your mommy wag. Okay, everybody.
I'm baby mommy wag.

Speaker 1 So she's acting like she deserves a prize for having basic interest in people in her social circle. She's like, yeah, I took time to get to know people.

Speaker 1 So that's why I'm very esteemed in the wag community. Some say I'm kind of like the best wag of all time.
And I'm going to apply the lessons I learned in Wagdom to all of you people.

Speaker 1 You are my children now. It's like, we're all older than you.
That's okay. So Jassy's like, but Angel, you were just so open and your personality was so bubbly last night.

Speaker 1 But then this morning, it's kind of like when you got with Kay, I mean, you just don't want to have the same energy.

Speaker 1 okay well you're talking to og wag so watch your goddamn mouth first of all and second what you saw last night was not me being bubbly it was me being annoyed and so if you knew me better you would know that i love her whole thing with everybody is like yeah it's just because you guys don't know me so maybe you should get to know me a little bit better like lady i'm not here to you know

Speaker 1 make so much effort until you approve of it. Like

Speaker 1 it's, it's just like a weird level that she sets for everybody. Like, well, maybe you should try to get to know me better.

Speaker 1 If you don't realize that me hugging everybody and laughing and then hugging them a second time and saying, I love you and I'm glad we had this night wasn't me being annoyed, then maybe you should take me to lunch.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 I think she may need to get to know the other women and realize that when you give certain signals, they may interpret that as you are over the issue.

Speaker 1 So Jassy is like, but you were, so you were annoyed with last night when you were high-fiving us and laughing with us. She goes, hell yeah.

Speaker 1 He's like, I mean, who did you talk to that got you so upset? And so then they go and they show this rewind. You see the party where we saw them all having a fun time and high-fiving and hugging.

Speaker 1 And they're like, oh my God, Angel's fun now. And then she like goes and walks over to her villa and she gets to the villa and Kierana is sitting there wrapped up like in a blanket or something.

Speaker 1 And she's scowling. And she's like,

Speaker 1 and she's like annoyed at that there's bugs. And Angel's like, oh, it's because we're sweet.
And Angel has a smile on her face. She's happy.
She finally connected with the women.

Speaker 1 And Kieran was like, oh, well, well, there's just like a whole lot of bitter going on around here. And I just,

Speaker 1 to watch some of the behavior ladies, I just like can't sit and be fake and be like, this is awesome. It's like amazing.
No, I'm fucking annoyed.

Speaker 1 And Angel's like, oh, well, yeah, exactly. Yeah.
I mean, I'm good on everybody, but you. You're the only one I like here.
I was like, wow. Geez, come on, man.
Have some of your own personality.

Speaker 1 That's bad. Yeah.
So Jazzy, we cut back and Jazzy's like, okay, well, we were convinced it had blown over. So are you catfishing with your personality too? I just don't know.

Speaker 1 And now, because I'm Jazzy and I'm going to be a regular soon, I'm going to sip on my drink in the confessional.

Speaker 1 Really nailed that one. So Tia's like, well, I'm so glad that you didn't leave.
And Angel's like, yeah, you can't write me off.

Speaker 1 If you knew me better, you would know me and i don't leave so let's be clear okay oh are you annoyed no i'm having a great time this is actually me being very happy oh so when you act annoyed you're happy but when you're happy you're actually annoyed look at it

Speaker 1 get to know me lady get to know me get to know the og wag who wants to get to know an og wag everyone to someone who started

Speaker 1 starter wag starter wag

Speaker 1 so now everybody gathers and giselle's like okay let's go have lunch. And so now they're going to head over and they get in the sprinter van.

Speaker 1 And Wendy says that her chateau, they are known as the CGC.

Speaker 1 And that means the Curly Girl Collective. A boom.
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Speaker 1 And she's like, let me tell you something. The CGC, we are just vibrant.
We have our cooly hair moisturized and emolliated. Such a shame that we got robbed last night.
Like, wait, what? We did?

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. Just don't worry about it.
I'll follow the insurance claims. But yeah, we got a great chateau.
So then

Speaker 1 Stacey's like, the curly girls.

Speaker 1 That was the worst dance ever. I just tried to do a dance with the curly girls.
Whoops. I think I just snorted.

Speaker 1 So then Ashley's like, okay, well, for your information, we're at the Pussy Pink Palace because lesbians, drag kings. That's what I do now.

Speaker 1 And Giselle's like, okay, let me tell you about the pee, pee, pee.

Speaker 1 We know how to party. We're not in our feelings.
You know me, Giselle Bryant, life of the party, known for partying.

Speaker 1 So now they're getting wine, and Jazzy's like, Pinot Noir is my favorite, by the way. Wendy says that she thinks it's so interesting.
When they were at dinner,

Speaker 1 they were getting a piece of Giselle's life, but then Ashley, aka Captain Savajo. Why are they going with this Captain Savajo so hard?

Speaker 1 They're not all Captain Savajo. I feel like it's a thing they've been doing for seasons, and I don't even remember the origin of it, but they've been definitely bringing it up.

Speaker 1 So, Giselle said, Well, what did she say? And Wendy's like, She's like, Well, she saved, you know, you know, Ashley saved Giselle. And Karen's like, Well, Stacey, can you like pass the popcorn?

Speaker 1 Because this is about to be good. Look at me, I'm fun, guys.

Speaker 1 And Ashie's like, Yeah, you sort of just like pointed the finger at her, and you were like doing this, but you don't, but you don't talk about yourself.

Speaker 1 And Stacey's like, Well, you guys have been pointing the finger at me ever since I've known you. No, you're lying.
No, Giselle's, Giselle's lying too, because she clearly has a man.

Speaker 1 And he is like, No, it's all small mission than than lying and she's like it's not a liar you lied about chris samuels and she's like what do you mean

Speaker 1 so they're calling her a liar and wendy's like no no we're not going back to chris samuels let's stay right here on sean springs

Speaker 1 and so they're like oh finally giselle's in the hot seat giselle's in the hot seat she's like i'm dating him like who cares

Speaker 1 like wow we got her guys well we got her got questions we got questions um and giselle says that she realized she needs to be serious about her future and about a man and her dad told her that she needs to find a guy that fits like a comfortable shoe.

Speaker 1 And Wendy's like, okay, so is Sean Springs a comfortable shoe? And Jessie's like, oh my God, do you see a future with Sean? Oh, my God. And Wendy's like, is the sides right? Just like, um,

Speaker 1 he's comfortable.

Speaker 1 That's all I'll say about that.

Speaker 1 Have you all had sex? And she's like, I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 So they all laugh. And so Wendy asks the last question, has he met the daughters? And Giselle won't answer.
And Wendy's like, oh my God, that is your man.

Speaker 1 And she says that Grace has met him and thinks he's age appropriate and thinks that he's checking some boxes. And Angel's like, oh, my God, you're a wag.
Welcome. I'm your new mother.

Speaker 1 If she says wag one more time, I'm literally going to like, I don't know what I'm going to push her off of a dock. I don't know what it is.
But like, please stop saying wag. It's driving me nuts.

Speaker 1 She's out of control of that. So Wendy is like, well, the thing about Giselle is that Giselle protects her heart.

Speaker 1 And that's why as someone who knows her and as someone who can now say she is my friend,

Speaker 1 you are basically like the Dawn Moore of this group. You're just very special to me.
I am happy for you.

Speaker 1 So Giselle's like, maybe we are friends. Ah, she cares about my future.

Speaker 1 So now it's time to eat and Angel's saying, oh, guys, I'm having such a good day. My baby just sent me some money so we can go shopping.
He just dropped me a little cool $5,000.

Speaker 1 Okay, that's sweet. Don't you have a credit card? Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, why would he have to be slipping you money? That's weird. You better get some joint account access.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And like, aren't you like an entrepreneur and you run this woo, woo, woo-hoo thing with the walking in the trails and whatnot? So everyone's like, okay.

Speaker 1 I mean, I think that's just an excuse for her to be like, we're rich and my husband gives me money. Yeah, I'm basically a wag, wag of the wags.
So Angel is like.

Speaker 1 And Jassy's like, you're not going to spend $5,000 here. Where are we going to?

Speaker 1 Because Angel's like, yeah, maybe we're going to like buy some stuff in town, buy some artwork. It's like, uh,

Speaker 1 you're done, Zag Harbor. You're any of this.

Speaker 1 So Giselle's like, okay, you know, you keep telling us, well, she's telling us this. You keep telling

Speaker 1 Bobby this and Bobby that.

Speaker 1 And we see a clip package of Angel mentioning bobby every two seconds and she goes but what about you angel we actually care about ourselves in this group that's why we are bad bitches of the pussy pink palace

Speaker 1 and giselle's like tia does your husband travel with you a lot no he doesn't he's american so he's afraid of new things unfortunately

Speaker 1 So she talks about how she met her husband. In London, actually, in Camden Town, which is very dodgy.

Speaker 1 I went to buy a leather jacket, and I hear this American accent say, oh, that looks good on ye and that's where i met this that's where he met his african queen

Speaker 1 oh yeah was there why doesn't shit like that ever happen to me when i'm shopping what is

Speaker 1 people just meeting someone's like you're hot let's get married

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Speaker 1 i think that your cart is broken because somehow i always pick the cart that's like

Speaker 1 and i just keep it through the whole store because i assume all the carts are like that yeah i anyway i I don't get money like that.

Speaker 1 I

Speaker 1 yeah, I remember, but before I met Dom, I always was like, maybe today would be the day that I get a meet cute.

Speaker 1 And I have to have to say, I don't think ever in my entire life did I ever have a meet cute. It's just, I don't think they really happen.
I think, I think maybe Tia's even lying about this.

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Speaker 1 So, Wendy is like, Was there any pushback from your family that you didn't marry a Nigerian? Oh, 100%.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, because that's a big deal in our culture. Oh, and it still is.
Some of them say, Okay, I'm getting married to some guy called Rob Golova.

Speaker 1 You should have seen the way my mother fainted, my aunt fainted on top of my mother, and my dad tripped over them, and then everyone fainted because my dad tripped. Oh, God, it was a disaster.

Speaker 1 What if I married a glover and all he kept saying was, I'm too old for this shit?

Speaker 1 She says that when they had children,

Speaker 1 she realized that it was naive to think that just because they're both black, that they don't have cultural differences because it plays out in the children.

Speaker 1 And she's saying, in Nigeria, there's a way you speak to your friends, and then there's a way that you respect, and there's a level of respect you extend to your seniors.

Speaker 1 And American kids are not like that. We see a clip of her being, her telling her kid, can I take your lip glass? And she goes, no, bro.
It's like, no, no, I'm not bro. I am mommy.

Speaker 1 I am mummy. Mommy.
I love that. So Tia is like, I'm thinking if they go to England or if they go to Nigeria and do that, my Nigeria family would be like, oh, look, they've been in America too long.

Speaker 1 But you know, Rob, of course, he is American, is just like, oh, it's cool. I'm like, no, it's not, though.
It's not cool at all.

Speaker 1 So now it's time to go back to the bus. Now they're going to go to the market.
So they have a poll in this bus, which everybody takes a twirl on, of course.

Speaker 1 And so Giselle announces that Jazzy's about to get married. So they have to have a stripper pole, guys.
It's all for Jazzy. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then Giselle's pouring everyone shots. They're going to toast the big dick energy.

Speaker 1 I'll toast to that. I'm into that.
Talk about length. Talk about drama.
Talk about big dick. Am I right, everyone? But Wendy's feeling sick.
So she's starting to decline.

Speaker 1 And she, uh, there was like a bug in her house and she's worried that she's catching it.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So now they go to Artisan Village and do some shopping.
And

Speaker 1 Angel is just looking in the t-shirt shops. And Wendy's like, Angel, what are you buying from the flea market with $5,000?

Speaker 1 These t-shirts are $1,235.

Speaker 1 And she just rolls her eyes.

Speaker 1 So Ashley's buying mosquito repellent. It's a super glamorous trip.
Yeah. Basically.
Super glamorous. So, yeah, so they just do some shopping and stuff.
And Wendy's starting to feel really sick.

Speaker 1 And then Angel, guess what? Angel's talking about? She's talking about economics and

Speaker 1 the changing prices of groceries and how it affects Americans. Just kidding.
She's talking about her husband. So she's like, yeah, so my husband, Bobby, I'm a wag.

Speaker 1 I texted him sex because when we get back, you know, it has to go down. And then he said that sex is probably going to make a baby.
He smiles and we love having sex. It's crazy.

Speaker 1 And Stacey's like, I wonder what would happen if I texted Timo. I'm like, do it.
She goes, okay, I'm going to text him sex and nothing else. Okay, do it.
Do it. So then

Speaker 1 when Wendy is outside feeling sick and Giselle's checking on her and Wendy thinks that she has the flu and Giselle's like, go look at the air conditioning. And then back in the shop,

Speaker 1 she texts timo and then timo writes back and he goes you want sex and she's like oh my god he's like you want sex you're having sex he's confused isn't that adorable so ash is like no you want to want to send him a picture of your boobs oh too much send the boobs my vagina how about my vagina have you ever been sexually attracted to a woman that's my thing this season

Speaker 1 Okay, I will send him a selfie. Okay, how do I do it? I don't know how to do selfies.
Okay, I'll send him this one. Click.
And she just looks like terrified in her selfie.

Speaker 1 Like she's being held hostage. And so she's like, oh my God, surely he's going to write back.
I just can't wait till he writes back. And he writes back.

Speaker 1 I think you have the wrong number.

Speaker 1 And they're like, oh, God, that's, that's awkward. And she's trying to laugh it off.
She's like, oh, yeah, well, he's German. His sense of humor is different than ours, guys.

Speaker 1 I personally saw that as a clear joke. Like, I like that to me, it sounds like a dry joke.
And I thought there was like literally nothing wrong with that. I thought it was funny.

Speaker 1 And they're like, oh, no. And you know, Ashley's going to jump on to be like, I mean, they're like, like, he doesn't even want to have sex with her.
Like, their marriage is in trouble.

Speaker 1 And they're like, she's acting like they're getting back together, but they clearly has no sexual attraction. Cause you know, she's going to latch onto it.
And they're going to be a thing.

Speaker 1 And Giselle's going to be like, so I hear Timo doesn't want to have sex with you, Stacy. And they're going to turn it into a whole giant thing.

Speaker 1 And to me, it's like very obviously just a, like, a dry joke. Like,

Speaker 1 you know, I didn't see anything wrong with it. And they're all like, eyes are bulging, clutching their pearls, like, oh, this is terrible.
This is a crisis. This is literally a crisis.

Speaker 1 It's a TEMO crisis. It's a TEMO crisis.

Speaker 1 We're getting, we're getting gift cards to throw at our head. Okay, everybody, like donate some money so we can throw some gift cards at Stacey's head because she is in a disaster.
All right.

Speaker 1 This is a disaster.

Speaker 1 So of course Ashley's going to do this. And we know because she immediately runs right to Giselle and is like, oh, my God, we were in the store and Angel texted her husband.

Speaker 1 I was so lame. And he said, I think I have the wrong number.

Speaker 1 And they start cracking up. She's like, talk about, stop talking about me.
Stop it.

Speaker 1 So outside, Wendy is sick. So they're going to get her into, get her home or whatever.
And yeah, and Ashley is like in a frenzy about this whole thing with Timo and everything.

Speaker 1 Like, this is like the most exciting thing that she's ever heard. And Kieran is.
like, you know, Kieran is saying like, oh, like he wasn't used to getting, getting these sort of texts.

Speaker 1 Is that what that was about? I thought you said you're rekindling. And no, there's just joking.
It's just a joke. Stop it.

Speaker 1 The lesson that I learned from my divorce was us not optimizing the time when he is home for each other.

Speaker 1 I mean, sometimes we're so busy, we don't have time to sit together and look at beautiful sweaters with camels on them that represent baby Jesus coming out of the manger.

Speaker 1 If we did that together more, I think we'd still be together.

Speaker 1 Now when he's home, I just put a bag over Arabella's head. We just pretend she's not there until he's back out of town.
It's been working out so far. Arabella has run into a few walls.

Speaker 1 We might need to cut some holes in that bag. But it's a beautiful bag.
A bag with a gorgeous Christmas tree on the front. Because Christmas is a beautiful holiday full of jolliness and love.
$9.99.

Speaker 1 Fun fact, when we put that bag on Arabella's head, we then call her Arabaga. It's hilarious.
I think she's laughing. Can't hear her through the bag, though.

Speaker 1 So now they go over to some steel drums and dance around. And Wendy's like, even if I'm thick, I'm beating those drums.
So they do. They have some good times.
And now they go back to the resort.

Speaker 1 And Stacy comes to check on Wendy. And she's like, we brought you some things.
Ginger ale, Gatorade, goldfish.

Speaker 1 Thank you.

Speaker 1 Giselle says, definitely need to get yourself together for tomorrow.

Speaker 1 Because tomorrow is going to be the big confrontation with Kyrna again, I'm sure.

Speaker 1 So Wendy's like,

Speaker 1 she's like, okay. And so Giselle says, of course, I'm going to check on sickle Wendy.
It's my trip and I actually care about these girls. Plus, I don't have Karen.

Speaker 1 So Wendy's kind of like my right-hand man at the moment because Ashley is essentially worthless this season.

Speaker 1 So now they go to the restaurant and Mr. Sunshine's like, hi, welcome to Mr.
Sunshine's on Mr. Sunshine.
Want to have some peace sting shots, everybody? Let's do it.

Speaker 1 So they they do that again. And then Mr.
Sunshine's like, I'm going to cook for you personally.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So they go to do that.
And so Angel's like, okay.

Speaker 1 So Giselle's like, okay, what are we going to order? And Angel goes, well, am I going to be on the menu again? That's all I want to know. Like now she's all upset.

Speaker 1 You're like, putting yourself, you're saying, you're, you're, you're being passive aggressive. You're basically putting your hat into, you're like, hey, beat me up right now.

Speaker 1 Giselle's like, she's she's like, anyone want to fight with me? And they're like, uh, she goes, I'm ready for y'all tonight. I'm like, you should be ready for that.

Speaker 1 Giselle just goes, the night is young.

Speaker 1 Angel's so proud of herself. She's like, I'm ready tonight.
I'm like, this has been two, two dinner parties or actually brunch and dinner where you've been caught off guard by being attacked.

Speaker 1 Like you, like you, you don't get an award for like finally like. preparing yourself for an ambush.
So Tia is like, oh, Angel today.

Speaker 1 So what's what what's what's wendy going to have for dinner are we going to take her back some food is there gonna be something special for her is she watching richabata right now may i go join her please so they're all like fuck her we don't need to get her food she's sick who cares yeah so giselle's like but kay i do want to tell you this wendy's not here but she was very offended and karen is like okay that you didn't stay for her birthday yesterday and jazzy's like oh god yeah she was upset this morning

Speaker 1 so they ask her what i feel like stacy was one who goes i would be offended. Shouldn't she be offended that Kay went back to her villa while we all celebrated her birthday?

Speaker 1 I think it was Stacey who kind of pushed that agenda, but hey, I'm fine with it. Yeah, but Wendy was also like, I see her now.
I see who she really is.

Speaker 1 So Kieran is like, well, I was quiet because I was also hurt for my other friend who I left to the wolves, you know?

Speaker 1 So, and Ashley's like, but, you know, I do think it was still good for Angel to stay.

Speaker 1 And they're like, yeah, yeah, that was good. And they talk about what a great time they had and everybody's really rubbing it in.
We had such a great time with her. Such a good time.

Speaker 1 And then Jazzy's like, yeah, but then you told me you didn't have a good time last night. So we're confused.
And Giselle's like, wait, you didn't have a good time?

Speaker 1 Well, and Angel says, I mean, it was cool, but I, I mean, if I'm being honest, I was still feeling a lot from the dinner. I mean, I slept on it, simple as that.

Speaker 1 Like, and then Jesse goes, and woke up and decided you were.

Speaker 1 pissed because normally you say you slept on it and you feel better and so angel's like yeah i woke up pissed you know why Because I woke up and I remembered the first rule of Wagdom, which is hold on to things the way your husband holds on to a ball.

Speaker 1 So Jassy goes, Oh, okay. Well, I guess that's fair.
And she was like, But okay, this is my thoughts. Just coming in.

Speaker 1 If you know, if I'm heavily filtered, I would want somebody to come in and say, Babe, that doesn't even look like you. And Jassy goes, Oh, yeah.
By the way, I do think that you filter yours a lot too.

Speaker 1 T. Oh, I do feel about that.
Thank you. Yes.
Do you think it's a lot?

Speaker 1 It's a bit too much. I think it's a little bit too much.
Oh, oh, thank you. Thank you for telling me.

Speaker 1 I'm so grateful that you told me that, Jazzy. I appreciate that so much.

Speaker 1 Thank you for illustrating exactly what I'm talking about. How you take notes.
All right, ladies.

Speaker 1 So Kieran was like, well, okay, Wendy's hurt, but thank you for telling me she was hurt because she just acts nonchalant. And

Speaker 1 we weren't acknowledging each other yesterday. And to be honest, Jazzy, I was very hurt when you made that comment that I had talked about Wendy.

Speaker 1 Because now Wendy and I are are in a fractured space and she's like well how do you think I felt about you sharing intimate conversations that I had with you and Kieran is like well I just stated facts and she's like well by the way her facts were you have two kids that aren't yours yeah that's what she said by the way yeah okay Kierana no biggie no biggie Kierna and I'm just remembering now the issue is that I guess that Wendy spoke to Jassy on the phone in the offseason and Jassy made it sort of sound like Kiarna might be mad at Wendy right wasn't the whole thing that Jassy said something like and Kierna, I don't know about her, or something like that.

Speaker 1 That was what came out last episode, I think. Well, we don't, right? I don't think we know, do we? It was, well, they said, remember what you said, I didn't say it like,

Speaker 1 or I don't know what it was. She says, you said, she said something like she, she mentioned Kierna, and Wendy went, Kierna,

Speaker 1 wasn't that where she made like some kind of noise? And we're like, this is the fight? Yeah, and so Wendy made an audio.

Speaker 1 It sounds like Kierna is suggesting that because of Jassy opened her mouth, it created a wedge between Wendy and Kiarna.

Speaker 1 And I'm just like, I just, I'm not tracking it because it was so small that the issue with Jassy was so small and stupid that I just did not retain it in my brain from last week or something.

Speaker 1 No, it's because she was arguing with Wendy. And no, Kierna was arguing with Jazzy.
And then Jassy was like, okay, then why don't you tell Wendy what you said about her? And she was like, what?

Speaker 1 And she goes, go ahead. Tell her what you said about her.
And then she's like, come on, don't do that.

Speaker 1 And she's like, well, I'm not going to say anything, but we both know you said something something about Wendy. Right.

Speaker 1 So she was leaving it open-ended for, you know, Wendy to get mad. But that's what you get.
I mean, you just told her she had two kids that weren't hers. Like, that's shittier.
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 So, um, so basically, uh, Jassy's like, there's like, there's like not, there's like not type of responsibility on what you, what you do. There's no type of responsibility on what you do.

Speaker 1 And it makes me wonder, like, are you jealous?

Speaker 1 You're like, yelles, why would I be jealous of your like hot football player, successful man? I've got a stumpy guy who wears polo shirts and

Speaker 1 tells me what to do at home. So no, like, why would I ever be jealous?

Speaker 1 And they're like, well, um,

Speaker 1 why don't you tell us what you said about Wendy? And she goes, well, I don't know. I don't even know what she's saying I said.

Speaker 1 And Jazzy said, well, first of all, you lied and said that my man had two children on me, which he didn't. And she goes, oh, okay, one.

Speaker 1 Do you like the woman? I was the other woman. No, I was the other woman.

Speaker 1 Basically, because wasn't that the whole thing? Like, he was with a wife and had two kids with a wife. And then all of a sudden there was Jassy and Jassy, the overlap was a little nebulous.

Speaker 1 So it's not that he cheated on Jassy. It's that I think Jassy was the one who came in and was the other one?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know. So Tia's like, well, did he have any? And Giselle said, stay out of it.
Like, stay out of it, Tia.

Speaker 1 And Jazzy's like, well, that was a lie. And she goes, oh, okay.
So was it one or two? So Jazzy says, oh, so you want to be factual? Then let's be factual.

Speaker 1 And this is where Jazzy fails to, because she's always doing this. Like, I've got something.
And she's also got nothing, which is kind of the problem with this whole season so far.

Speaker 1 So Kieran is like, well, I'm trying to keep up. So she says that she really adored Jazzy and she was a girl's girl.
And then Jacqueline tells her that Jazzy said that, uh, you were a snake.

Speaker 1 Dun dun dun. And I'm super hurt because I was being very genuine and I I was building a relationship with her.
And then she called me a snake.

Speaker 1 So Jassy says, let me say that I truly regret how I responded to you in response to how you treated me.

Speaker 1 She's like, I'm going to apologize for what I said to you, but I only said because of the shitty thing you said to me. And Ashley is,

Speaker 1 Ashley's like, I clapped too soon, too soon. Because Ashley's like clapping, like, oh my God, this is progress.
And she's like, oh, wait, no. It wasn't a real apology.
Too soon.

Speaker 1 So Kierana is saying, well, I can be responsible if you say what I said, but I can't be responsible for something that I don't know if I said.

Speaker 1 And so she's like, okay, so say what I said, and then I can say yay or no. And Jazzy's like, oh, you really want me to? Yeah, this is where we get what she said.

Speaker 1 So Jazzy's like, well, when it came down to Wendy, Kay basically said, don't trust her. And I decided to not say anything because I think that Wendy would also be upset.

Speaker 1 with the timing in which it was said.

Speaker 1 The producer's like, if Wendy knew exactly what Kay said about her on a scale of like one to five, how upset would we be? And Jassy goes, Wendy would be an 8.5.

Speaker 1 So like, okay.

Speaker 1 I mean, either way, like basically

Speaker 1 something happened. Something happened before the season between Kiarna and Wendy.

Speaker 1 And now Jassy's in the mix. And all I'm...

Speaker 1 I don't really even know what happened, but all I can really discern is that Kiarna needs to sort of get over it. Kiarna is the one who is like

Speaker 1 really like

Speaker 1 living in the misery right now. While everyone's like, this is like not even a thing, Kierna, you're, you're all upset and you're making it into a thing, but it's not a thing.

Speaker 1 So, yeah, we're trying to make a lot of dumb little fights happen, and none of the dumb little fights are happening.

Speaker 1 And sometimes I think housewives would be okay if they just have fun and have funny scenes. And actually, that's the majority of them.
They need to constantly be forcing themselves to fight.

Speaker 1 It just kills the show, you know? I actually think the majority of this episode was just what you described.

Speaker 1 And I think it's like they have such a strong cast right now that it's like deeply entertaining to watch and it's funny and like you don't need that conflict.

Speaker 1 And I just feel like Kierna is trying to drum up something here. And of course, Jassy's trying to because she's a friend of, so she's motivated.
And so is Angel.

Speaker 1 And Angela are all trying to like get their, get their credits by fighting stupid fights. And it's like, just stop, earn your fights.
They have to be earned. We don't want to fight.

Speaker 1 We don't care about seeing you fight with somebody you barely even know. It's more fun when you're fighting with somebody that you kind of know and you have a history with, you know? Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 So we'll see how that all pans out. But regardless of that, I mean, it's such a funny episode and the season is really so strong.
It's really great to see.

Speaker 1 So I wonder what's going to happen when Karen comes back because the chemistry is so strong, but you can't not have Karen. Karen will be in the mix.

Speaker 1 But wow, when Karen and Tia are on together, I really can't wait for that day. And hopefully Karen will take Karen a spot.
So we will

Speaker 1 see how that pans out. See everyone tonight for Crappy Hour.

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