#3052 RHOP S10E04 Part 1: The Preak-Ness Monster Filter

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Speaker 3 Well, hello, and welcome to WhatsApp Crappens. I'm Ronnie, and that's been hello, you gorgeous man.

Speaker 3 Hi, Ronnie.

Speaker 2 How's it going?

Speaker 3 Good. I love seeing you in a hotel setting.
The vertical blinds really brings us back, doesn't it?

Speaker 2 Isn't this gorgeous? Look, I'll move out of the way so everyone can see the crack of light coming through. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 Beautiful. Oh, those are recordings.
Are they?

Speaker 2 Those are curtains.

Speaker 2 They're just curtains. They're just your standard hotel curtains.
But I am recording from the big easy right here in the heart of New Orleans. It's so exciting.

Speaker 2 A New Orleans podcast, at least on my end.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I'm just home. But I've been looking at all your pictures

Speaker 3 going all over NOLA. It's cute.
You've met some of the crappy, crappy listener, crappin' listeners. You got some cralines.

Speaker 3 Whoa.

Speaker 2 Whoa. No, it's the craziest thing.

Speaker 2 I got in Saturday around noon or one. I dropped myself off

Speaker 2 in the hotel and I was like, let me launch myself into the French quarter. So I started walking over there.

Speaker 2 I walked like two blocks and then I hear Ben Mandelker and I look and it is someone named Kate who we actually met in Seattle.

Speaker 2 Kate lives in Washington, but Kate famously sent us that video of Heather DeBreaux talking to someone at the NOLA airport, because I guess she was in NOLA earlier this year.

Speaker 2 And this was Kate again, and Kate had gotten married the night before.

Speaker 2 And she was now packing up to leave to go on to the next chapter, whatever. But I guess she had come back to New Orleans to get married.
And what are the odds?

Speaker 2 I almost didn't even take that walking route and I changed it at the last second.

Speaker 2 And what were the odds to run into Kate, who lives in D, in Washington, not DC, but Washington State, right there on the street. So that was very funny to me.
I love it.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And then on top of that, also, our friend Nichelle Turner from Entertainment Tonight, she was staying a block away, it turns out.
So then I went and got to hang out with her.

Speaker 2 And then she's like, I'm going to drive you. She's like, I'll drive you to dinner because I had a dinner reservation.
And then there was a parade. And the parade led out.

Speaker 3 Of course, there was a parade, by the way, of course, in New Orleans.

Speaker 3 The parade at all times.

Speaker 2 It was a crazy parade. And we got stuck in the the parade traffic for an hour to go like two miles away.
It was wild. So it's been like

Speaker 2 full of all sorts of adventure here in

Speaker 3 New Orleans. Uh-oh.
Uh-oh. Did I did that?

Speaker 2 You're back. This was my connection here a little bit.

Speaker 3 So you were watching. You were just sitting in traffic with Michelle.

Speaker 2 I was for an hour, which was great. It's a great way to bond with someone.

Speaker 3 So yeah,

Speaker 3 that's a great person to get stuck in traffic with.

Speaker 3 She's awesome.

Speaker 2 That's what we did for an hour.

Speaker 2 We sang the Entertainment Tonight theme song for an hour.

Speaker 3 Talked about what a little bitch John Tesh was.

Speaker 3 Mary Hard, am I right?

Speaker 2 So it's been so fun here.

Speaker 2 Oh, I saw a little baby alligator.

Speaker 3 A little baby alligator.

Speaker 2 Isn't that funny?

Speaker 3 Yeah, it's pretty cute.

Speaker 2 I guess it's not funny. It's not funny at all.

Speaker 3 It's just like it was basically funny for you because i already imagined the squeal you squealed as you ran and hid

Speaker 2 no i was from i was in a safe distance no uh dom and i went back to that remember we went to that park where we went to um uh what's it called cafe du monde so dom and i went back to that park and there's like a little like a little lake a little pond in there and there was like a little girl just like walking around and she started throwing bread at all the at all the ibises so all these birds started flocking and it's like

Speaker 2 don't do that because you're going to attract the alligators and sure enough there had been like a little alligator that had been sunning i mean it was about as long as a shoe maybe a little bit longer and then of course it started paddling over like oh yeah i'm gonna get an ibis as if it could it was so small but i love that like it's toxic masculinity runs even in alligators and so

Speaker 2 So then like we had to like tell the little girls, like parents, like, um,

Speaker 2 don't throw bread because it attracts birds and birds attract alligators and they're like uh-huh like because there's an alligator right there they're like oh no charlice get over here um

Speaker 3 so anyway they're like whatever loser their their child's legs are sticking out of an alligator mouth like whatever it's like being rolled and i'm so ups

Speaker 2 and i'm so upset because robin the singer from southern charm new orleans she sings in this hotel but not during the time that i'm staying here it's like on thursdays only so I'm very sad to be missing Robin.

Speaker 3 Aww. Well, good.
I'm glad that's my entire

Speaker 3 New Orleans wrap-up for everyone. This has been

Speaker 3 Ben's Eye on New Orleans.

Speaker 2 Oh, I also ate at Nina Compton's restaurant last night. That's the last thing I'll mention.

Speaker 2 Nina Compton, who was on Top Chef, who we love, and we also feel like should have won her season of Top Chef. Was that Top Chef Philadelphia, maybe she was on?

Speaker 2 I don't remember, but she should have won Top Chef. And we ate at her restaurant last night, which I got to say was good, not great, not going to lie it could have been better i could have been at

Speaker 3 um carlos gayton's restaurant in uh disneyland they in like downtown disney he has a restaurant in downtown disney and it was amazing

Speaker 3 yeah for the top chef it was he's a michelin star chef now i had no idea wow um so

Speaker 3 delicious that was some of the best food i've ever had we both had a top chef weekend i know

Speaker 2 i was sad about nina's restaurant i i sort of got the sense that like Nina's restaurant was probably amazing when it first opened, but now it's been a few years and I don't think she's back there in the kitchen.

Speaker 2 And it's kind of like one of those things where you feel like maybe the quality has lapsed a little bit. Like it was overall like good, but like there was some stuff that was so salty.

Speaker 2 Like my entree was so salty, like I almost couldn't finish it.

Speaker 3 But of course I did.

Speaker 2 But it was, it was good. It was definitely good.

Speaker 3 I was sad about that.

Speaker 2 I know. I love Nina too.
I don't hold it against her. I hold it against whoever's running the kitchen back there.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 All right. Well,

Speaker 3 whoever works there, kill that person. And everybody else.

Speaker 3 Throw that person overboard. Throw that person to the baby alligator.
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Speaker 3 Whoa, isn't that great? Yeah. So today is Real Housewives of Potomac season 10, episode 4.
Tropic like it's hot.

Speaker 2 What a funny episode. This episode was so good.
Potomac is really strong this season.

Speaker 2 Less strong is Kiarana. She's really

Speaker 2 starting to grate me. Why is it that anytime someone walks onto an episode, Kiarna gives them stank eye? Like really, like you were trying too hard to be relevant this season.

Speaker 2 Like you went from being invisible to doing too much.

Speaker 3 Well, you know why I'm liking this season so far? Because it's an audition season and we love some Bravo auditions. This is where Bravo is like, uh-oh.
It's time.

Speaker 3 We need to get a whole bunch of new housewives. Let's just throw a whole bunch of people in there.

Speaker 3 And I include Kiarna in this because even though she's been here three years now, it doesn't seem like it.

Speaker 3 She's still on, they're like you're still auditioning kierana um but yeah everybody's auditioning and it's like housewives improv you know you guys come in here we're gonna put you to lunch you guys better fight about something or you're out of here

Speaker 3 and they have to come in and do their audition and they are trying so fucking hard and it's so stupid it's literally one of the dumbest seasons of any housewives show i think we've watched as far as like trying to have a fight every five minutes and they're all just idiotic they're all idiotic i mean giselle came after someone in all seriousness over Instagram filters.

Speaker 3 She really, I mean, it's so stupid, but it's still funny. And I love to watch a good audition.
That's why Chorus Line is such a great show and even movie, despite the bad reviews when it came out.

Speaker 3 I hope I get it. How many housewives do they need?

Speaker 3 So that's how I'm looking at it. And it's making it much more enjoyable.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I think it's like a great season so far. I'm, I am a little surprised that Angel is a full-time housewife because she definitely gives friend of energy.

Speaker 2 She feels like a new version of Jacqueline quite a bit. So I'm really surprised.
Maybe it's because she has a football player husband, but Jassy has a football player husband and she's not full-time.

Speaker 2 And I always, I was thinking to myself originally, like, it's shocking that they didn't make Jassy a full-time housewife both last season and this season.

Speaker 2 But now I'm realizing that there is a certain joy in like keeping Jassy as a friend of.

Speaker 2 There's certain people like on Miami, you have Adriana and Marisol

Speaker 2 who are kept in a friend of jail because they want it so badly that it's almost more, it's almost funnier seeing them strive so hard to get the act, like to be like full-time like housewife.

Speaker 2 How Marlowe was so good as someone who just wanted to be a housewife and then she became a housewife and it wasn't as good.

Speaker 2 And so I think they discovered that with Jassy, she's someone who probably could be a housewife, but it's a bit more entertaining to keep her on the fringes.

Speaker 3 So she's like working really hard for it.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I mean, Jassy's kind of a non-starter for me. She always has been.
I don't really get it.

Speaker 3 I shouldn't say non-starter. No pun intended, because someone's been a starter for 10 years or whatever, which is another stupid argument in this.

Speaker 3 But I agree about the other one, Angel. But I love that Angel doesn't really seem cut out for this.

Speaker 3 And so they're just, you know, it's like when you have a piece of meat that's too rough and you don't want to to marinate it overnight.

Speaker 3 And so you put it in a plastic bag with all of the seasonings and then you just beat the crap out of it with a mallet and just hope that it, hope that it tenderizes.

Speaker 3 That's what they're doing right now to Angel. They've thrown her in a plastic bag with some adobo and some chicken stock and they are just pounding the shit out of her.

Speaker 3 for no reason and it's hilarious they just keep attacking this poor woman for nothing she hasn't done anything to anyone and they're literally like let's just pound angel every episode let's see if we can make it

Speaker 2 they sense weakness They sense weakness, and she's like a little slippery.

Speaker 3 They also sense money. And you know, this cast gets very jealous.

Speaker 2 They do. There's money, there's weakness, there's slipperiness.
Because, I mean, Angel does sometimes forget certain things that have been, you know, shown on camera. So I think they're, they don't.

Speaker 2 I don't think that they respect someone who comes on as a lapdog and they're seeing her as a lapdog.

Speaker 2 And there probably is a sense of like, wait a second, she gets to be a full-time housewife, but she is giving friend of energy because the friend ofs are usually the lapdogs.

Speaker 2 So I think they're coming for her about, I think they just, the reason why Giselle is going to come at her about Instagram filters is because

Speaker 2 she senses that this woman is weak and she can do it, you know, and Angel does not do a very good job of being like, you better shut the fuck up, Giselle.

Speaker 2 You know, she instead tries to sort of explain it, et cetera. And now

Speaker 2 Wendy is eating her up. And I don't know how she's going to make it through this season, quite frankly.
I think she's like, I think she's, she's already, she's already lost.

Speaker 3 I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 3 I'm not going to, I'm not putting it past her because the ones who have like retreats and the ones that are into meditation, I say it every time there's a character like this, they are always the craziest people in real life and on these shows.

Speaker 3 And so they just need to break her down. And they will.
They will break her down. She's already close.
They're going to break her. And then we'll see what comes out.

Speaker 3 You know, they're going to make that flower bloom early. So we're going to see what's going to happen.
I'm still holding out hope for her. I'm still holding out hope.

Speaker 2 They want her to turn on Kierna. If she turns on Kierna, which there were sort of hints that she was going to, then

Speaker 2 I think they will be happy.

Speaker 2 And the funny part is, which I almost forgot about, is that we had the first sign of a rift between Kiarna and Angel was the fact that Angel actually stood up for Wendy in the whole

Speaker 2 beef about Wendy asking Kiarna if if she did her own makeup. And Angel said, well, did you ask Wendy how she was doing? So if anything, Angel was taking up for Wendy.

Speaker 2 And then Wendy completely, you know,

Speaker 2 you know, last episode kind of like turned the tables on Angel. And now Angel, of course, doesn't like Wendy anymore.

Speaker 2 But I think if she turns on Kierna, then Giselle will ease off because they love that. They love when someone turns on their friend.

Speaker 3 Yeah, they just need to get them fighting so that they don't have to try so hard because Ashley and Giselle and Wendy are all three trying really hard.

Speaker 3 They're just like, let's start some fights, get these people going so we can sit back and not have to do much, you know? But it's going to take a lot of work.

Speaker 3 So we'll see who breaks first and who becomes crazy. But they got Tia today too.
And Tia didn't have any problem shutting Ashley down, which was glorious. It was glorious to see.

Speaker 3 Tia had a great episode. She cemented herself as one of my faves.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 Even though she already was. Tia was so good.
She, yeah, she already was, but now

Speaker 2 we actually have something tangible to be like, why she's our favorite beyond just having an accent. It was like she lived up exactly to our potential.
And

Speaker 2 Tia walks around this cast like she's been on the show for four years already, which is what I love about her. She's so self-possessed.
And she just, I mean, the way she just.

Speaker 2 Wow, the way she handled Ashley was so hilarious and so great. She basically treated Ashley like one of her daughters and got it together.
And then her own son, she got her son together.

Speaker 2 When her son like threatened to be adopted away from the family. She's like, okay, but don't do it before Sunday.

Speaker 3 Thank you so much. And be sure it's somewhere close so I can call you.

Speaker 3 Mommy will miss you when you're adopted.

Speaker 3 So good. All right.
Well, let's get it going. So we are on our way to Preakness in the Sprinter van.
And Karen is still trying with Stacy.

Speaker 3 She's, you know, she's done with Stacy. And she's like, you can do anything now, Stacy.
And she's like, Kay hates me. I just, I've never understood when, I mean, I'm just breathing.

Speaker 3 And she's like, I hate the way you breathe. Girl, everyone on this cast hates the way you breathe.
Have you not been paying attention the past four weeks?

Speaker 2 Use a different analogy. This one would set you up for failure.

Speaker 3 So Kieran is like, Stacey, stop touching me. He's like,

Speaker 3 stop touching with your hair. Like, it's just Stacey.
Yeah, try to be my friend.

Speaker 2 And everyone's like, just all like, yeah, Stacey, you are a toucher. Put your butt back.
Get your butt back over there.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I think that like, I'm ready to see some horses and like make some money and like that's all i came here to do and everything so now they're like settling down from their little fight that they had before

Speaker 3 and uh greg has given her 20s to give to everybody big spender over there so um now they go to preakness and this is so kierna too to be like my boyfriend give us money to spend ladies here's a 20.

Speaker 2 i know

Speaker 3 Giving everyone $20,

Speaker 3 Kierna. Come on.
That is so sad. I mean, hundies, maybe, hundred minimum if if you're going to be handing out bills.

Speaker 2 I think so. 20.

Speaker 3 How many are they? Yeah. And then she's like,

Speaker 3 I'm going to give that girl less money. Less than 20? Girl, come on.

Speaker 3 Is there a laundromat by so you can get some actual quarters to give people, you cheap ass? So they arrive and Wendy has little gold binoculars, which she holds up all the time because that's a BWAP.

Speaker 3 And she's in the POP comedy. And she's hilarious.

Speaker 3 Wendy's like hilarious you guys so she does that they take a group shot and stuff and she's like i'm so excited to host the ladies at quickness we can all enjoy the festivities first lady first lady first lady first lady first lady

Speaker 2 first lady who i know very well i'm gonna be seeing her in a little bit she's gonna love us she's gonna hang out with us so uh kiana gives out her 20 and again less than less to stacy and then um

Speaker 2 and then they're all just like all excited to be there and everything and stacy is like uh like, cannot believe she got less. And Kieran is trying to get change to give Stacy the fewer than $20.

Speaker 2 I think, again, Kierana really thinks that she's being like so hilarious by giving Stacy less than $20. But I'm like, you don't understand.
You just like that $20 is already your high watermark.

Speaker 2 It's just too sad. Like, so it doesn't, it's not funny when you're giving Stacy less.
It's just more emphasizes how sad your initial offer is.

Speaker 2 And later on, Giselle will show you exactly what a Potomac-level shade, prop shade, is, not like giving $15 instead of $20.

Speaker 3 I mean, you might as well be handing out discount car wash coupons, you know? It's embarrassing, Karen. It's embarrassing.
So

Speaker 3 now they're like,

Speaker 3 you know, twerking for their money or whatever. And now she's like, I'll give you titty.

Speaker 3 And so Stacy tries to twerk with them. And, you know, it's Stacy twerking, which is basically like watching a toothpick in the wind, just kind of

Speaker 3 toothpick in the wind,

Speaker 3 it's not gonna work,

Speaker 2 no.

Speaker 2 Um, so then they're just still all talking and everything, and they're being silly, placing bets. And Wendy, in the middle of it, says, you know, just bring my name up to Angel.

Speaker 2 She'll talk about me for seven minutes. And she's like, Ooh, something happened.
Where, where, something's happening. Where'd you all go, by the way? Where'd you all go to school?

Speaker 3 Temple?

Speaker 2 And Wendy's like, yeah, but we didn't know. We don't know each other.
I never spoke with her whatsoever. But then she goes, but I did, I did hear that she didn't graduate, which is funny.

Speaker 2 Like you don't know, you didn't know her. You didn't speak with her, but somehow you know whether or not she graduated from Temple.
Interesting.

Speaker 3 Yeah, and Angela isn't trying to make a storyline like she knows Wendy. This isn't that.
And Wendy's trying to make it that, but it's not that.

Speaker 3 Wendy every season wants to make it like somebody's just dying to know her. It's like

Speaker 3 a NACA thing all over again, where she's like, oh, she's just dying to know me as if her mom didn't call her and threaten her life or whatever that whole thing was. she's like

Speaker 3 but also i missed that story by the way of the mom threatening

Speaker 2 wendy's mom calling that wanting neca that was so good a season of shrine fights oh my god i uh the shrine battle was was a rough one but that was another example where wendy was like i don't even know this girl i don't know who she is and i was like wendy was like friends with wendy i'm sorry neca was friends with wendy's sister like they definitely knew each other and wendy was acting like she didn't know so again here comes wendy acting like she doesn't know who Angel is, and yet seems to know enough that

Speaker 2 she didn't graduate.

Speaker 3 So, Josephine, but all Angel said was that she knows she knew her, but they weren't friends like that. They just went to the same school and she talked to school.

Speaker 3 So, Angel's not trying to make it sound like, oh, I know Wendy, ooh, but Wendy's trying to make it sound like Angel is saying that.

Speaker 3 And it's, you know, it's kind of embarrassing for Wendy, but it's very on-brand. So

Speaker 3 I enjoy it.

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Speaker 2 So Giselle's like, wow, but just the other day, she said she graduated in what? 09 and you graduate 03, and Wendy's like, oh, six.

Speaker 2 So Giselle's like, well, let me check my sources because the word on the street is that didn't happen. Ah, it's like, well, I think something may have transpired.
That's why she left.

Speaker 2 And like, Wendy's like looking away, like, like she's dropping, dropping some tea and everything.

Speaker 3 And Giselle's really funny in this scene because she just kind of drops her mouth and looks at Wendy like, oh my God, that is the least subtle I've ever seen you try to be as far as trying to get me to be messy, but I'll do it anyway.

Speaker 3 She just laughs in her face. She's like, okay, I'll still do it.
She's like, you still have a little no chill with any of this storyline forming, but I'll do it for you anyway. I'm bored.

Speaker 2 I know. In fact, I'm surprised that that's what she, that she chose Instagram filters over graduation controversy for this evening's grand

Speaker 2 clash at the dinner table. She's like, you know what? I will go with the one that I can more easily prosecute.
Dah, whatever these Instagram filters are.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 So, wow, guys, huge controversy.

Speaker 3 One of them graduated in 09 and one of them graduated in 03. So it's big.
There's a big fight brewing.

Speaker 3 So now they're talking talking about whether or not Stacey bet. And she's like, I'm not betting.
Kay's giving a tutorial. Well, I don't know, but I put that $20 in my pocket, girl.

Speaker 3 That's how you stay rich.

Speaker 2 And then meanwhile, this like random guy, we cut to like this guy, this like handsome guy is talking to Ashley. And he's like, you seem like an interesting person.

Speaker 2 I'd love to get to know you a bit more, maybe take you out. I was like, wow.
So this man is, he looks tall, handsome, wealthy, respectful, interesting.

Speaker 2 interesting uh he has no shot with ashley uh yeah unless you are bald and over 60 and creepy and look like you may want to throw a ring into a volcano i'm sorry sir you better move along

Speaker 3 i'm sorry unless you look like the bottom of a shoe you are not welcome here sir okay unless you look like one of the rock trolls from frozen unfortunately you're just going to have to move on sir what what you thought you could just win over ashley because you're handsome and seem to have a nice personality and a respectful i don't think so sir Unless you have the face of a baby as seen through one of those machines they look at babies at.

Speaker 3 What are those machines? What is it called when you go to get your baby looked at?

Speaker 3 When it's inside yourself?

Speaker 2 Ultrasound.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Unless you have the face of an electrasound baby.

Speaker 2 Unless you look like the baby from Roger Rabbit playing the boss baby, playing Gollum, you're just not going to have a shot at Ashley Darby.

Speaker 3 I'm sorry, but unless you look like a blister that's about to pop, you are not welcome here, sir. Okay? We need crustier, crustium.

Speaker 2 Good luck to you.

Speaker 3 Sorry, nothing out of your eyes and nose. Sorry.

Speaker 2 Shame on you for thinking that your beautiful face and nice personality would ever win over a woman.

Speaker 3 You have failed. But also, what a thirst bomb to be at

Speaker 3 Creakness with cameras everywhere and being like, like, I'm going to go hit on one of those people on camera. Like, sit, go over there.
Yes, no one needs you here. You thirsty, thirsty man.

Speaker 3 So, um, now they sit down to eat, and um, Angel's feet hurt. That's her storyline.

Speaker 3 And uh, Stacey's like, I can't believe Ashley's been here five minutes and she already has a date. How is that possible? Wait, are you still seeing Beavis? What happened to Beavis?

Speaker 3 And she's like, well, well, we're figuring it out, but right now I have no boyfriend and and no husband

Speaker 3 so you're single until you're married ah that's how i feel uh and stacy's like giselle do you have a boyfriend i do not duh so you're single i'm single all right i'll just stick that in my pocket for later tonight got it

Speaker 3 um so we find out that angel is going to try and set giselle up with somebody and wendy's like, is he bald? He is. Is he chocolate? Giselle's like, oh my God, I hate you guys.
And he is.

Speaker 3 And they're like,

Speaker 3 that's all she needs. Good job.
Good pick.

Speaker 2 Yeah, we see pictures of Jamal and Sherman. Sherman, God, the one that got away, Sherman.
That's him.

Speaker 2 Giselle's like, okay, you have some work to do

Speaker 2 after this trip.

Speaker 3 Bah.

Speaker 2 So Ashley is,

Speaker 2 they're all sitting at this table.

Speaker 3 So Ashley's gonna um try to be messy and she's about to fail because she's like hey everyone so i called you guys while you were shopping and like i was very happy to invite wendy and giselle to come over and have a fun time and then from what i understand tia you called me rude because i didn't invite the whole group and so we've seen that basically

Speaker 3 Audition time. Let's see how it goes.
It's audition number one. Tia.
Tia, love your headshot. Don't have much credits, but you know what? We're here to find new talent.
let's see how she does

Speaker 2 so we see a flashback and basically it was like like four of the of the women were there or something like that or three of the women and ashley called them was on speakerphone and invited only two of the three women to go shopping with her excluding tia and so when ash got off the phone tia was like hey rude

Speaker 2 And so now Ashley has heard that Tia said rude because clearly Giselle was like, oh, Tia said you were rude because Giselle is so messy. And now the audition begins.

Speaker 3 Well, it was just tongue-in-cheek because we were all there. Now, usually, if you're not inviting the other people, you would maybe not invite them in front of the person you're inviting.

Speaker 3 So, yeah, I was like, oh, rude. And then Kierna goes, what's tongue-in-cheek? Sorry.
It's Kierna.

Speaker 3 We don't have time to teach you English, okay? It's hard enough trying to teach you housewival. You are here in your third year and you still don't know how to do this.

Speaker 3 So we can't teach you English as well. Okay.
What's next? Freaking math? We don't have time for this. Okay.

Speaker 3 Don't homeschool.

Speaker 2 My friend in high school, Sana, she used to think the expression was tongue and chic.

Speaker 2 So she used to be like, ooh, I love that. It's very tongue-in-chic.
I was like, Sana, you're saying it wrong.

Speaker 3 And she's like, really? I was like, yes.

Speaker 2 Sana now writes for the New Yorker, but, you know, whatever.

Speaker 3 Well,

Speaker 2 also, English was not her first language. Maybe not anymore.

Speaker 3 This is going to come up in the lunchroom and they're going to be like, you're out of here.

Speaker 2 She's like, well, I just always wanted to write for such a tongue-in-cheek publication. But she doesn't write for the New Yorker.
She writes short stories.

Speaker 2 Anyway, this point is she has been penalized.

Speaker 3 She's writing for the New Yorker.

Speaker 3 That's pretty good.

Speaker 3 I'm a good writer. You've been published in the New Yorker.

Speaker 2 I know. She's really good.
She's really good, but I just loved how she's always be like, because Sana was, Sana was a very,

Speaker 2 I always enjoyed Sana quite a bit, but it was always so funny when I just remember being in chemistry class, and she just turned around and said, Ben, that's very tongue-in-cheek, tongue-in-chic.

Speaker 3 I was like,

Speaker 3 tongue-in-cheek.

Speaker 3 It didn't make any sense. You know, for me to make fun of everybody or make fun of anybody is really something because until a few years ago, I said that things were at Maccaber.

Speaker 3 So there you go. Maccaber.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Like Hanukkah. It's like Judas Maccaber.

Speaker 3 So there you go.

Speaker 2 Well, I've also entered a phase in my life where for no good reason, I now say,

Speaker 2 I can't even remember the word that I mispronounced.

Speaker 2 It's one of those Latin words. Whatever.

Speaker 3 Moving on.

Speaker 3 So Tia tries to explain. She says, Tongue-in-cheek is like, well, it wasn't that serious or deep, but I want to know.
Okay, well, it just rolled off my tongue.

Speaker 3 Yeah, but it's like a chin check, but it's not. She goes, no.
Chin check is aggressive. Tongue in cheek is not aggressive.

Speaker 2 I understand that both expressions feature parts of the face, but they're exactly the same thing, Kiana, you poor thing.

Speaker 3 And Ashley, who I also think doesn't know what tongue-in-cheek means, is like, yeah, but then you kind of shaded me and you said it was tongue-in-cheek.

Speaker 3 And she goes, no, I said, no, listen, tongue-in-cheek is not shade. Keep up.
Keep up. And when he goes, oh, no, not keep up.

Speaker 3 Keep Keep up was great.

Speaker 2 Keep up. I'm a British person telling you about tongue-in-cheek.

Speaker 2 Also, I don't know if Nessa. Actually, I'm not totally sure that when Tia said rude, that it was totally tongue-in-cheek, but it was, I guess, tongue-in-cheek enough.

Speaker 3 So Ashley's like, well, sometimes when people do something that's tongue-in-cheek, it's inadvertently shady, so I am keeping up.

Speaker 2 Ashley, if I think you're rude today, I will say it to you, Ashley, I think you're very rude. So if I so if I apologize and I said I did not mean it, I've already spoken about it.

Speaker 2 I don't know what you're struggling with.

Speaker 3 I'm not struggling.

Speaker 3 And Giselle's like, this is no longer tongue-in-cheek.

Speaker 3 It's like, Giselle's got it. I like that Giselle got it.

Speaker 2 Especially if there's been a real offense, then we can be offended. But if I've said I've apologized, now it's your choice.
If you want to keep digging, dig. But I'm not going to get dirty with you.

Speaker 2 And can I just say, I do have an issue with you right now, because when I met Giselle, she said to me, the minute my friend Ashley meets you, she's going to fancy you.

Speaker 2 And nothing, not a bum pinch, not an anything. I'm just disappointed.
See how I've miraculously made this light-hearted?

Speaker 2 See, you've forgotten about the fact that I just totally destroyed you over the issue of tongue-in-cheek.

Speaker 3 Giseira told me that you were a lesbian for attention.

Speaker 3 And I was really hoping that I would get hit on in some sort of a way. A little bum cheek, a little make out in a western bar in front of handsome men to try and pull their attention towards you.

Speaker 3 And nothing, nothing, not even a little Katy Perry. I kissed a girl in passing.
Come on.

Speaker 3 She's like, where's my, where's my by accent?

Speaker 3 But also, just to clear the air, it was fucking rude, Ashley, for you to call on microphone when three people are there and only invite two of them. That is fucking rude.

Speaker 3 So what are you asking for in apology? 100%. It was rude.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it was 100% rude. And by the way, Tia saying rude is like the smallest thing compared to the things that people actually do.

Speaker 2 Going back to that shrine fight, don't forget that entire shrine fight was started because Ashley sat down Wendy and spread some misinformation.

Speaker 2 I would say like, you know, you're going to like try to comfort Tia for just saying the word rude when you actually cause a season-long rift between two women because you were being messy.

Speaker 2 I don't think that like you're one to be complaining about people doing obnoxious things. So Jassy then comes over.

Speaker 3 She's like, hey, oh my God, they let me film with you guys today. How's everyone doing?

Speaker 2 And so she's all excited. Everyone says hi.
And it's like, oh, my God, Jassy. And of course they cut to Kirina, who has like stank face on.
It's like, what now, Kierna? Like, what did Jassy do?

Speaker 3 And

Speaker 3 audition number two,

Speaker 3 Jassy versus Angel. Here we go.

Speaker 3 So Angel's like, oh, hey, so I hear you're a wag. And then it says on the screen, wives and girlfriends of high, high-profile sportsmen and women.

Speaker 3 Jassy's like, wait, yeah. So Jassy's like, uh-huh.
And she's like, fellow Wag here. So they kind of give high fives.
And so she's like, oh, and you're a princess over there. Nice to meet you.

Speaker 3 So they talk about Darius and they're, you know, planning their wedding. And guys, dating is one thing, but planning a wedding, that is a whole different thing.

Speaker 3 I mean, where do we put the illegitimate children? I mean, can they hold flowers yet? Are they allowed to be flower girls? So they do that. They've closed the RSVPs.

Speaker 2 I love when,

Speaker 2 and I love when Jesse, just going back for a second, when Jessie sits down, she goes, everything is going good.

Speaker 3 And she goes, we're in counseling.

Speaker 2 She's like, guys, it's so great. We're in counseling.
That's like, I already told the producers, I think they may film it.

Speaker 3 Fingers crossed.

Speaker 3 Guys, we're planning a wedding right now through the shrink because Darius is still crazy.

Speaker 3 Hopefully we work that out before the wedding yeah it's going great uh so we close the rsvps and it's just a weight off my shoulder so you know i'm it's it's time for some girl time am i right what better time just got out of therapy come to preakness come to preakness

Speaker 2 so angel's like oh jesse what position does he play he's a linebacker what was what position was bobby oh he was a tackle he started for 10 years yeah i started that means he he was a he was an important bobby massey tackle he was a football player so famous Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 You should have seen when he would talk to

Speaker 2 Bob Costas. Like Bob Costas said, he was his favorite.
Yeah, just putting that out there.

Speaker 3 Yeah,

Speaker 2 it was a huge, huge fan.

Speaker 2 People just love my husband. Anyway, tell me more about yours.

Speaker 3 What a coincidence.

Speaker 3 Ashley has been starting for 10 years as well.

Speaker 3 Ashley's like, yeah. Tongue in cheek, my ass.

Speaker 3 So then

Speaker 3 Wendy's like, oh no, not started. I know she didn't say started.
I know that's right. Like that was offensive.
What she said was not offensive.

Speaker 3 I don't care what anybody says. I was not offensive.
She asked, what is he pledging? And she said, he was a tackle and he started for 10 years.

Speaker 2 But like, it was one thing.

Speaker 2 I don't know. It landed a little bit like a brag.
She was like, he was a starter. He was a starter.
Like, it was almost like, well, if the question was, what position was it?

Speaker 2 And then, like, she just sort of leaned in and then added that little sizzle to it. It just,

Speaker 3 I don't know.

Speaker 2 There is a difference between saying, oh, he was a he was a tackle and he was a starter for 10 years, which was really cool. That's one thing versus like,

Speaker 2 what position does your husband play? Oh, he's a linebacker.

Speaker 2 My husband was a tackler. He was a starter.
He was a starter.

Speaker 3 Well, I'm sorry that my husband has like a thirsty element. I'm sorry that my husband has a better resume than your husband, but I'm not going to dim my light for your husband, okay?

Speaker 3 For your tackle husband. I I mean, for your linebacker husband.
I'm sorry. I'm not going to dim, I'm not going to dim my startle light, my starter light for a linebacker.
Okay.

Speaker 2 Well, it came off a little bit more as a flex than as exposition, if you ask me.

Speaker 3 Well, they're allowed to flex. They literally call themselves wags.
I mean, that's a wife of a sports person. So I say that's what you do.
Your bragging is in your nickname. So I say go for it.

Speaker 3 So then they're like,

Speaker 3 and market.

Speaker 2 Let's just call that a it's okay, it's a minor, it's that's a it's a it's a it's a minor minor split. It's not not the end of the world, I think.

Speaker 3 Another thing, everybody, I've got an announcement to make

Speaker 2 it's just another thing where Angel is just sort of she's like kind of like flopping a little bit. She's not quite like land, whatever.

Speaker 2 If she is just trying to benignly say, like, oh my god, yeah, he was a starter for like 10 years, whatever. If she was trying to say that, I don't think it landed the way she was, she was intending.

Speaker 3 Well, no, not with everybody around her going, oh, I can't believe she said that. So, Wendy's like, Oh, no, not started.
I know that's white. And Angel's like, Yeah, he did.
He was a 10-year starter.

Speaker 3 So, Wendy pulls out her binoculars and she's like, Oh, ten yearsada.

Speaker 3 Ooh, tenusada. I'm like, How many degrees do you have again?

Speaker 3 And then,

Speaker 3 missed the person who doesn't like bragging and others. Give me a break.

Speaker 2 That's true, that's very true. Um, and then Jassy does mention Darius is on his seventh year.

Speaker 2 Sixth child, seventh year.

Speaker 3 So happy. He's counseling.

Speaker 2 So they go outside to go watch some races. And

Speaker 2 the horses are going by and everything. And Ashley is,

Speaker 2 Ash is asking Kiarna, are you okay with Jassy? Like, your body language really changed when she showed up at the table. And Kiarna's like, well, I know we were.

Speaker 2 I mean, I heard some interesting things, and then like, she had like a problem with me, apparently. And Ash is like, well, she's been talking about you in the streets and it came back to you.

Speaker 2 Is that what you're saying? And she's like, yeah, like someone brought it back to me. Like, yeah, like, Jassy, come here.
Jassy. Okay, Jassy, I got a word that like you and Casey had an issue with me.

Speaker 3 Is that like true?

Speaker 3 Audition number three,

Speaker 3 Kierna versus Jassy, Ben.

Speaker 2 Jesse's like, well, I'm not aware either. I don't think.
I don't think I was talking, unless I was talking about you in counseling with Darius.

Speaker 3 We're doing it, guys. We did it, Joe.
So Kierna's like, you told me this, Wendy. And so Wendy's like, what, what?

Speaker 3 Yeah, remember Wendy, come on, auditions. We don't have all day here.
Okay. We've got a lot of people to see.
The lungs are around the block. Keep it.

Speaker 3 So she's like, okay, remember when you said that Jassy and Stacey had like a little issue with me? And she's like, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, guys.
This is the first lady.

Speaker 3 This is the first lady. Okay, hold on.
See that lady behind the fence that they're not letting us get near? Hold on a second. Let me go up to the fence.
First lady, first lady. It's me.
It's me.

Speaker 3 First lady, first lady.

Speaker 3 So she's like, first lady, Don Moore, first lady Don Moore, how are you, first lady? And then we just see, we just see a blur on the face and an arrow pointing through the fence at the first lady.

Speaker 2 Don Moore barely even gets into frame. Like, it's literally like they, it's so off the side.
And there's like a little thing that says, Don Moore did not want to appear on Real House was a Potomac.

Speaker 2 She's like, and I'm like, I'm wondering if she made that request after Wendy went to jail. I kind of think no.
I think this was even before Wendy got arrested.

Speaker 2 I think Don Moore was like, I want nothing to do with this.

Speaker 2 And in fact, you know that because

Speaker 2 Don Moore literally had put up a fence. Like she was on the other side of a fence.
Like the real households were like in their own penned-off area.

Speaker 3 Just stay away. It's like Chainlink.

Speaker 3 Yeah. So Don Moore, Don Moore.
Hi, Don Moore. Do you have anything to say to television? She's like, please don't show me.
So just I was like, okay, what was happening now?

Speaker 2 Oh, so kieran is like okay like back to my fate so i like told jassie that you and stacy had like an issue so to me so like and that wasn't privy about and i was like very taken aback by that because i said like wow i didn't know that jassy and i had an issue and jessie's like well i'm a little bit taken back as well what's going on should we get some more cameras in here because this is sort of like a big jassy fight right now anyone anyone no

Speaker 3 Okay, okay. Let me do it.
Don Moore is not looking anymore, right? First Lady Don Moore? Okay, First Lady Don Moore is not here anymore. We can continue.
So you and I were talking on the phone.

Speaker 3 Remember, there was a whole conversation about who's going to be at the end AACP Awards. And then I said, do you know if Kay is coming? And then you said, ah.

Speaker 3 So I don't know, like that. So that's the conversation I had with you.
You know, I said it that this seems like there's something there. This seems like there's something there.
And that was it.

Speaker 3 Because remember, you said, ah.

Speaker 3 I don't know. That sounds like it could be something.
I mean, come on. Are you guys even hiring a pianist for this audition?

Speaker 3 Make some effort.

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Speaker 2 So Jassy's like, okay, so it seems like there's like there's something there and we have a beef. It's like two different things.
Like Wendy was just being messy.

Speaker 2 You know, she's like, no, I wasn't being messy. I was just saying it seemed like there might have been an issue there.
So Jassy is basically like, yeah, that was a stretch.

Speaker 2 So Kieran's like, well, Wendy told me that she had just picked up an issue. And then when people say they picked up an issue, they didn't pick it up from nowhere.

Speaker 3 So I'm like, Kierana, here's the thing.

Speaker 2 Why, like, if you suspect that Wendy no longer has your best interest and is a fake friend to you, if you think that this woman is out to undermine you, as you've been saying for the first four episodes of this season or three episodes, why do you suddenly believe that her word is gospel when it comes to what Jassy has to say?

Speaker 3 Kierana's not the brightest bulb on the tree.

Speaker 3 She's just

Speaker 3 the brightest. She's like, okay, I'll be right back.

Speaker 2 Not the brightest bulb in the silverware drawer, that's for sure. She's, yeah, Kierana.

Speaker 2 Kieran's just trying it. I mean, like,

Speaker 2 every single person who comes onto the screen, she has an issue. Every single person, she is trying so hard.

Speaker 2 And, like, I'm glad she's trying more than last season, but, like, let's keep it within reason.

Speaker 3 And so Kierana's like, Jassy, we can do a lot of things, but baby, I don't have time to do no lie. And Jassy's like, okay, listen.

Speaker 3 Now look, I know that you're going through a lot with Greg. Yeah.
So I don't want you to take that out on me.

Speaker 3 I mean, I know how difficult it must be to be with Greg, you know, that polyester, that polyester enforcer.

Speaker 3 So, you know, I'm sorry for you. Your skin must be itching for that uniform.

Speaker 3 So I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 I know you must be going through a lot with Greg, with what with him not being a football player, not being a seven-year starter, not having really anything close to having abs.

Speaker 2 That must be very difficult for you. But, uh you know my heart goes out to you it was it was so beautifully condescending i loved it from jassie

Speaker 3 don't speak on me and my man you know that you do lying so i'm gonna keep it at that

Speaker 3 lying doer oh i do lying like oh i do lying now do i i do oh got it okay got it yeah i do lying okay okay you're going through a lot and i'm gonna i'm gonna be here for you you're going through so much sis i understand

Speaker 2 no you're going through a lot you're marrying a man that has two kids on you i get it and uh we see a flashback to jassie trying to explain that situation

Speaker 2 there were two boys that were um created before me

Speaker 3 they were manufactured before i arrived there were pre-existing

Speaker 3 souls that were put together creatively before I arrived on the scene. Oh, okay.

Speaker 3 So Stacey's like, that is too low. That is too low.
And Kandra's like, you're marrying a man that had two kids on you. So I can understand that you're going through a lot.

Speaker 3 But baby, I'm not going through nothing. And Jassy's like, um, okay, I just want to give you some grace.
Okay.

Speaker 3 That's so sad.

Speaker 2 I mean, Kay's in a rough spot. I would be upset too if all I got was a little conda that he didn't even pay for.

Speaker 3 Oh, man.

Speaker 3 She's so,

Speaker 2 she's being, she's being so hilarious to me because you know, you know, I love an asshole like that.

Speaker 2 You know, I love a, when, like, a, like, when, when someone is just going to, like, condescend like that.

Speaker 3 Ugh, I love it. But yeah, Kieran is starting it, and she's losing it very quickly.
So Tia's like, well, is she coming on holiday with us? I like that one, my Jazzy girl. Giselle's like, I don't know.

Speaker 3 I haven't decided.

Speaker 3 And Kieran is saying, oh, well, it's giving me vibes. And I remember, you know, I'm sorry, that's a no for me.
Please don't take me out of my element. I'm working very hard.

Speaker 3 And Angel, Angel, now this is important because because Angel just goes, bring Sharice. I like her.
She didn't say, don't bring Jassy. She just said, bring Sharice.
I like her.

Speaker 2 Correct. She did.

Speaker 2 By the way, the moment that Kiarna said, that's a no for me. It's like, sorry, like, don't take me out of my element.
I'm working hard. Giselle just hears, okay.

Speaker 2 So that means I definitely bring Jesse. Absolutely.

Speaker 2 Like the moment you tell Giselle, please don't, please don't force me to be in a place with this person, Giselle is going to do everything she can to make sure that person is there.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Okay, let's go pack for the trip. So we start with Ashley and her, her friend Corey, her stylist, and they are

Speaker 3 talking about needing warm stuff because, you know, Ashley thinks it's either Bermuda or Bahamas or Barbados, something with a B. Okay.
Just pack for something with a B.

Speaker 3 Yeah,

Speaker 2 it's none of those. It's actually Nevis, which I think I spent all of last episode calling Nevis.

Speaker 2 But then Angel,

Speaker 2 she's saying she's optimistic about having a good time in Nevis, and she just hopes that it's an opportunity for sisterhood, LOL, that has never happened ever in the history of real housewives of any city.

Speaker 2 There's no such thing as sisterhood. That's just a word they use every now and then when they're sick of fighting and they want to just sort of sweep everything under the rug.

Speaker 2 This is a sisterhood, and

Speaker 2 we may fight hard, but we love hard because that's what a sisterhood does. That's their way of saying, I'm exhausted.
Do we have to fight anymore? I just want to have dessert.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 2 But yeah, she thinks that there's going to be some sort of sisterhood and that's not going to happen whatsoever for you, Angel.

Speaker 3 So now it's two days later and it's 4 a.m. and it's airport gathering.
Let's go. So Kierna sees Angel and she's like, oh, so this is your first girl's trip?

Speaker 3 She goes, yeah, post mommy, post being a mommy, which you would known if we've really been best friends for seven years or whatever. 20 years or whatever we're trying to say on this show.

Speaker 3 So let's try.

Speaker 2 That is hilarious. You're totally right.
How does Kiarna not know that?

Speaker 3 Yeah. So then Jassy, Jazzy joins them.
And we keep saying Jassy, but it's Jazzy. It's just, it's just spelled with two S's.

Speaker 2 So I don't know. Is it? I wish that was Jassy.

Speaker 3 And they all call her Jazzy. Jazzy.
So she's like, hi, girls. I was given a late invite.
I'm just happy to be here with a late invite, honey.

Speaker 3 It's better to have a late invite than have to wear polyester every day because my boyfriend won't pay for my condo. Am I right?

Speaker 2 Jassy, by the way, I'm still going to call it. I'm committed to Jassy at least through this episode because I can't switch mid-episode to Jassy.
It's like I have to do a reset. It's like Nevis.

Speaker 2 Last week was Nevis. This week is Nevis.

Speaker 2 I will update appropriately next week if necessary. But Jassy is here for the moment.
Jassy is a fun girl. Jassy drives Kiarna crazy, so there's no reason for me not to invite her.

Speaker 2 And Jassy has been through a lot when it comes to Mr. Darius, and we had to go through it a lot with a lot of baby mama drama.

Speaker 2 And anyway, long story short, she looks like she's going to piss off one of the cast members, and I just want to laugh. So she's here.

Speaker 3 So now we see some airplane footage time and Ashley's like, we're about to see some kitties and St. Kitts.

Speaker 3 And all the ladies are in first class, but Jazzy has economy.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 2 And she really is trying to get a lot of stuff.

Speaker 3 She got all the shit. She's so excited.
It's not working today. I'm sorry.
What'd you say?

Speaker 2 No, she's so excited just to be there that she doesn't even mind that she's like in a middle seat in like row, like

Speaker 2 500 Z.

Speaker 2 And she's like, honey, me sitting in the back in economy, it was okay because at the end of the day, you get nothing for nothing. Quite literally, I've got no perks back here, no amenities.

Speaker 2 I had to pay $50 for a Biscoff cookie. But either way, the champagne's going to taste just as good in the back as it does in the front.
I just have to pay a lot of money for it.

Speaker 3 I'm so happy.

Speaker 3 And now we've arrived in St. Kitts.
They've tried to pull out all the stops to piss off Jazzy, Jazzy and it did not work. So let's keep trying, guys.

Speaker 3 So now they get in another sprinter van and Giselle explains Nevis to us. And they have to land and then they have to take a boat.

Speaker 3 And so she loves going from one island to another island because that's called living.

Speaker 2 I like that she tries to put a spin on it.

Speaker 2 I don't think that's really called living. That's just called inconvenience.
But either way, then they're like sitting there.

Speaker 2 They're all in their van because they pile in the van first because they're all in first class. And they have to sit and wait for Jassy to come off the plane.

Speaker 2 And she is embedded deep, deep, deep in that plane. And they are waiting so long for her that they are then convinced that she's just somehow disappeared off the plane.

Speaker 2 Like she's like, she got flight planned.

Speaker 3 Like she's just

Speaker 2 gone. And she's like,

Speaker 2 and Stacey's like, but the cleaning crew went in.

Speaker 3 The cleaning crew's gone in already. There's no one left.

Speaker 2 Which also amuses me because do they know that like they send the cleaning crew in while people are de-planing?

Speaker 2 Like, you know, you're always going out of the plane and the cleaning crew is already in there, but I guess they're so used to flying maybe first class that they don't even realize what it's like for the rest of people to get off of a plane.

Speaker 3 So they're like, but she's gone.

Speaker 2 She must have fallen out the plane. Someone should look in the ocean for her.

Speaker 3 Is she alive? She may have died by now. The cleaning crew is there.
I love when the cleaning crew comes on the plane and gives you dirty looks like you're in their way.

Speaker 3 Like, I'm just trying to de-plane, sir. And they're like, I guess I'll I'll just wait here for you to pass.

Speaker 2 I would be mad at us, too. We're slobs.

Speaker 3 Well, like you just have any other way the plane looks,

Speaker 2 but the plane is such a mess when we all get off of it, especially honestly, the most hilarious thing is in business class and first, the way people just fling their blankets all over the place.

Speaker 2 It's like a, like there was like a pillow fight up there every single time you get out of we walk through there.

Speaker 3 Like, what the hell?

Speaker 2 I would, if I were a cleaning crew, I'd be mad at every single one of us. I mean, I'm mad at all of us.
I'm not even on the cleaning crew. I just look around, and people are disgusting at all times.

Speaker 2 Ugh.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Including myself, let's be honest.
Yeah, people are really gross. And people have boogers.
It's bad. So, um,

Speaker 3 they're trying to figure out what happened to poor Jazzy. And Karen is like,

Speaker 3 International Jazzy, where are you? Did they put you in the back of the plane? So then we see 1:24, 135, 1:46 p.m. And finally, Jazzy comes down.
She's like, Hi, everybody. Hi, it's me, Jazzy.

Speaker 2 That is wild that it took 20 minutes for her to come out from the back of that plane.

Speaker 3 Like, that's

Speaker 2 I am really confused about that.

Speaker 2 So, they now they have to take this like uh van and it brings them over to like the customs house.

Speaker 2 They have to clear customs in this, like it's like a yacht lounge before they get on their yacht to go to Nevis. So, they're all gathered around, and Wendy's asking what they're gonna be doing today.

Speaker 2 And Giselle's like, Well, we're going going to get our yacht

Speaker 2 and then we're going to go over to where we're going to be staying at the four seasons and we'll get our rooms. It'll be great.

Speaker 3 Great. Well, does anyone have any goals about anything that they would like to achieve during this trip?

Speaker 2 So Angel says that she has a goal and her goal is to know everyone better and for everyone to know her better on maybe a little bit of a different level, the sort of level that you get when your husband's been a starter for 10 years.

Speaker 3 Well, I've reached out to Angel take it for the warm welcome that I did not receive. And I've received kind of a lukewarm reception.

Speaker 3 And I know that she's very close with Kay, but I'm hopefully that in Nemas, she will have the opportunity to get to know her outside of Kay. Have you seen that clip of Stacey on QVC? It's so fun.

Speaker 2 So good. No, tell me about it.

Speaker 3 It's been going around online. It's her selling something on QVC.
She's selling a blue sweater with a camel on it. Okay.

Speaker 3 And she's like, well, everybody, this is royal blue.

Speaker 2 So let's start with that.

Speaker 3 Royal blue. And as you'll notice, it's a camel on it.
Now, this is for Christmas because you know, you know how everybody arrived to see baby Jesus? They were on a camel.

Speaker 3 They came on camels to see him. As you can see here, royal blue, red, because red is the color that Jesus loved more than any other.
A camel with a beautiful sweater just to see baby Jesus.

Speaker 3 You know, it's just the bullshit that they do on QBC. But Stacy is so good at it.
And you can see that her whole Housewives career is already just her QBC host voice.

Speaker 2 Stacy has been such a great find. You know, we loved her last year, and it feels like she's really blossoming.

Speaker 2 this season and i i also get the sense that people are kind of paying attention to stacy more now i think that people i think liked stacy last season but it seems like people now are really kind of seeing the potential that she has to be like kind of a great housewife.

Speaker 2 And last night on Watch What Happens Live, apparently everyone was buzzing on Twitter about this because Andy told Stacy,

Speaker 2 I find you endlessly entertaining.

Speaker 3 So everyone's like, oh my God, she got the Andy seal of approval. She'll be with us for years and years, which is true.

Speaker 2 And also, by the way, I'm like that too. I'm very happy about that because I think Stacey is, she has that, she has a great combination.

Speaker 2 Someone on, another person person on Twitter, I'm like doing the Twitter report today, was like, Stacey has that perfect mixture of being sort of delusional, but also like things just for like roll, like narcissists and like things roll off her head.

Speaker 2 Like, you know, like she just like, she kind of takes it on the chin, but keeps on going. She doesn't get like crazy about it.
Like she kind of has what it takes to be a perfect housewife.

Speaker 3 Yeah, she's very unbothered for sure. Well, I want to acknowledge that we know it's very difficult the first trip that you take without your children.
So we're here if you want to lean in.

Speaker 3 Okay, Angel.

Speaker 3 So they all cheers to Angel missing her little babies.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And then

Speaker 2 the lounge rep comes up and is like, ladies, I already have you processed through immigration, but we do have a problem with Miss Massey.

Speaker 2 The customs officer said that you're not permitted to use camouflage on the suitcases and also that they do not care if your husband started in the NFL for 10 seasons when we see that this is on your passport application.

Speaker 2 Oh, so apparently, this is like

Speaker 3 you're not allowed to have on your passport that your husband was a starter for 10 years. So, could you have this?

Speaker 2 But can I wear camouflage if my husband was a starter? No, no, no, that's against the law. You cannot wear camouflage here.

Speaker 3 You brought camouflage.

Speaker 3 And then we see on the screen, we see an email from production that says, In Nevis, it is illegal for anyone, including children, to wear camouflage.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 3 We don't want to pin other people or bushes.

Speaker 3 That's very scary.

Speaker 2 You're not allowed to blend in.

Speaker 2 So luckily, Tia has a lot of space in her bag. So they basically put...
They put Angel's bag in Tia's bag.

Speaker 3 And

Speaker 2 Tia's like, ooh, look at this.

Speaker 2 I'm acquiring things as I go along. I've just acquired a whole backpack.
Oh, here he is. Find as Keepers.

Speaker 3 And they're like, why do you have an empty suitcase in the first place?

Speaker 3 She's like, it wasn't empty, but I'm thankful it was partially empty because my friend would have gone to jail with a camouflage bag. That is how you go on vacation.

Speaker 3 You bring a half-empty bag so you can shop. Duh.
Those housewives.

Speaker 2 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 So then Kierana is enjoying the snacks and she's like,

Speaker 2 the malls are really good. I need some balls.

Speaker 3 Anyone like some Bing Malls?

Speaker 2 And then they start talking about balls. And Stacey's like, I don't typically eat balls.

Speaker 3 It's not my thing.

Speaker 2 Wendy's like, Stacey, do you suck balls?

Speaker 3 Oh, as in the food, as in Dick. Oh my God, Wendy, I don't know that I've even had that encounter just yet.
I mean, I'd rather just talk about camels wearing sweaters.

Speaker 3 Is that why you got divorced? Ah, and they're like, probably.

Speaker 3 And Tia's like, well, hopefully I don't strike you as a ball sucker either. But the thing is, I'm surprising I'm layered.
I reserve reserve the right to suck a ball or two

Speaker 3 so and I like that state goes Wendy how dare you ask me about balls you're an academic

Speaker 2 was

Speaker 2 so then um now they're going now they get on their boat and everything and they're on this like 15 minute yacht and uh they're they're getting on board and then they all um popping up they have some more champagne and ash ashie's like well i will say it's really nice that we're all here and you know last time we were at kay's house and kay's got a little tense with some of us so it's nice that like we're able to sit here and enjoy some bubbly which i always like that like it was tense last time so it's nice that we can have fun now which is always the preamble to let's make it tense like it was last time yeah and wendy in case you guys didn't remember turned 40 last year so let's have another party for wendy being 40 and then um jazz you know everybody's talking about how amazing it's gonna come how amazing it's gonna be and giselle cannot have this.

Speaker 3 So.

Speaker 3 So Jazzy's like, well, we've got a couple of beautiful women here, new, and so welcome, the newbies. Let's show everybody a good time.

Speaker 3 And Giselle's like, well, that may or may not have wanted you to come.

Speaker 3 So Jazzy heard that.

Speaker 2 Jazz's like, I heard that.

Speaker 3 She's like, I've heard that.

Speaker 3 Who didn't want Jazzy to come on the boat? I didn't want her to come on this trip.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 basically, Angel's like, wait, who didn't want you to come? Me? Is it me? He's like, Well, I'll speak on it after the pre-I had a little lunch with Jesse.

Speaker 2 Uh, and Jesse's like, Yes, it was a great lunch. I was so happy to be have lunch on television.

Speaker 3 Oh my god, right after counseling, we're in counseling still, guys. It's working out great.

Speaker 2 And um, we see this flashback to this lunch, and um,

Speaker 2 basically,

Speaker 2 I think it essentially comes out that Angel wanted

Speaker 2 uh Giselle says that Angel wanted Charisse to come instead, right?

Speaker 3 Yes, basically. She's like, Well, I asked her if she was available to come on the trip, and she said, Yes, and I said, Good, because some girls did not want, okay, Angel, for me to invite you.

Speaker 3 And everyone's like, Oh,

Speaker 3 some people said, bring Sharice instead.

Speaker 3 That's what you said, Angel. And she's like, No, I didn't, just because I mean, I didn't know you at the time.
She's wait, so do you know Cherise? And she's like, Yeah, I do know Charise.

Speaker 3 I've known her for a while. Okay, and she knows my husband, who's been a starter.
Martin, yeah. We're wags.

Speaker 2 Starters, starters, starters. And we see a flashback to the second balloon ball where Cherise and Angel say hello and everything.
So Stacey's like, well, why would you say that?

Speaker 2 She goes, well, I'm going to be honest. I don't remember saying do not bring Jazzy, but you know, if I did, well, if you, Giselle didn't miss him anyway.

Speaker 3 So,

Speaker 3 and by the way, this is a lie. That's not what Angel said.
Angel just said, bring Charise.

Speaker 3 That's it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 So Jazzy's like, like well was there a certain energy that you didn't like i mean what made you say that and angel's like yeah i don't remember saying that well because of the comment i was like maybe this is some whack stuff before maybe i don't know why i don't know why are we gonna fight we need to figure out what's going on

Speaker 2 So then

Speaker 2 now the boat starts to go and Giselle is like, we need to figure out what's going on.

Speaker 2 So Kierana says, the thing is between like, yeah, you know, I'm like, I'm not phony and like, I don't like to be fake. So for that reason, like, I'm not going to be fake.

Speaker 2 And Jassy's like, well, well if you're not phony or fake then say what you said about Wendy And you're like well, what did I say about Wendy? And Wendy's like oh was it recently or was it a while ago?

Speaker 2 And Jassy goes it was like six months ago. And Wendy's like, oh, so she was talking about me six months ago.

Speaker 3 Wow, wow, wow.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it wasn't recent.

Speaker 3 It was before I was in counseling with Darius.

Speaker 3 Now it's very clear that the whole time Kiana was just deflecting.

Speaker 3 You're the bad friend and you talked behind my back and I've not talked behind you about you behind your back to any of these women, any of these women.

Speaker 3 Okay, well, what did Kay actually say about Wendy? Would you care to reveal that, Jazzy? And Jazzy's like, um, I'll be sipping my drink, but you know it's not both.

Speaker 3 Jazzy, if you're going to bring it up, say what she said. For fuck's sake, this is the most awkward audition.
Everyone is family. You're all fired.
You're all fired.

Speaker 2 Don't protect Kierna.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 2 So Giselle's like, well, in all transparency, yeah, Kay and Wendy, y'all were in a good space.

Speaker 2 Well, I'm very confused, but you know, I'm the fake and phony one now. That's why I don't understand.

Speaker 2 And Jassy's like, well, I didn't say she called you fake and phony, but there were some things to say she had to say.

Speaker 3 So, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Which, by the way, this is Jassy's doing a very good job, I think, of deflecting off of the,

Speaker 2 she's actually protecting Angel in a weird way because Angel should be in the hot seat. And now she's just pivoted into being like an anti-Kieran at the moment.

Speaker 3 Yes. So Kieran was like, you lost me there.
So Ashley's trying to figure it out. She just laughs.
She's like, I don't think anyone's getting this. I don't think anyone's getting it.

Speaker 3 Are the audition still going? And Ashley's like, are you high?

Speaker 3 So

Speaker 3 Karen is like, Jazzy, you're full of shit, but go ahead. And you're full of shit.
And you're mad about your conversation with Stacey. And she's like, I'm full of shit because I called you out.

Speaker 3 Like you called me out for telling you about the conversation.

Speaker 2 Guys, you need to fill in the blanks for some of us. Some of us are busy doing other interesting things like smuggling in a camouflage backpack.

Speaker 3 I'm sick of this fighting that I've started.

Speaker 3 So I would like Wendy to say her last piece and then we are done with this for me to start another fight.

Speaker 2 Well, I just want to say, Kay, you know, based on the timeline that Jassy has given at the time, that we had no issue. And Karen's like, we did have an issue, actually.

Speaker 2 It's like, okay, well, if I hear that you talk to people, I'll be very, very, very hushed. She goes, well, you should be.

Speaker 3 Kieran.

Speaker 2 So now, like, Kieran was like denying that she said anything, but now she's saying, no, but we did have an issue, but I didn't say anything, but we had an issue.

Speaker 3 Well, I think what hurts me the most is that instead of bringing this issue directly to me, the way if Wendy would, she has decided to tell everyone else in the group.

Speaker 3 We don't even know what the problem is, Wendy. Can we just stop with this? This is the worst fight ever.
Yeah. So, but you know what? That's because you try to take somebody and teach them things.

Speaker 3 And Wendy's like, wait.

Speaker 3 Are you talking about Jassy? And she's like, no, she's not even here. I don't even know Jassy.
And Jassy's like, oh, hoe's mad, but I'm here. I'm here.
Okay. I'm here.
Well, who's the hoe?

Speaker 3 You're the hoe. Weren't you the side chick? She's like, never been the side chick, always been the fiancée.
Something you'll never be.

Speaker 3 What did she say? Side chick. What is this?

Speaker 2 What is the side chick?

Speaker 2 So there's a chicken and then there's a chick. But the chick is off to the side.
I mean, what's going on here? I'm so confused. Why are we talking about so many birds?

Speaker 2 I don't even know what language they're speaking.

Speaker 3 So she's like, I'll never be. I wouldn't want that shit.
And just I was like, Okay, we're taking a time out. Uh, so angel, are you good with Jazzy? Would you like to fight with Jazzy now?

Speaker 3 She's like, Um, okay, okay, I'll say something. Well, can she finish? And Wendy's like, No, no, because this is important.
This is important.

Speaker 3 So I was like, Okay, your next audition round will have to hold, please. Wendy's like, because me and Stacey talked about it.

Speaker 3 And we noticed when Jazzy came into preakness at the angel, you started talking about how your husband was a starter for 10 years. As soon as Jazzy walked in the room, that was almost like a dig.

Speaker 2 So the angel's like, well, if there's a commitment to misunderstanding me, I understand that. It's like, no, it's not, because if we wanted to, I wouldn't have brought it to you.

Speaker 2 She goes, okay, let me just say this. She asked me about my husband.
And we see a flashback where Jassy never asked that.

Speaker 2 Angel asked Jassy, what position does your husband play? And Jassy said, he's a linebacker. And then Angel's like, my husband does 10 years, 10-year starters.

Speaker 2 And I so explained to her, it was a 10-year starter, which I still don't even know what that means, but my husband said it's a good thing.

Speaker 2 So congratulations to your, to your husband starting something, whatever that may be.

Speaker 3 Well, the reason the timing happened is because she walked into the room. And so, you know, and so any other place

Speaker 3 Angel's trying to explain, like, well, I saw her, so I introduced her to myself with thing, or I introduced her, I introduced myself to her with things that we had in common.

Speaker 3 You know, she's trying to explain basic logic to people, but they don't really get it. And she's like, so the Wendy's like, did you know Jazzy before she walked in the room?

Speaker 3 And she says, well, I knew that she was a wag, but that's it. So the producer asks her, is Jazzy, is Jazzy the wag that you consider?

Speaker 3 Is she a wag of a bench warmer, basically? And Angel laughs. And now she gets snotty.

Speaker 3 She's like, well, there are absolutely differing degrees of NFL players, but every player makes a difference on the team.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I, but I thought that Jazzy said that Jaredis was a starter. I mean, whatever.
He's got a Super Bowl Bowl ring. So that, hey, so Stacey's like, well, I have to say this, Angel.

Speaker 3 Do you have it in your heart to have relationships with other people that may not enjoy K? Someone like me?

Speaker 2 And Jassy's like, no, Darius.

Speaker 3 Like, I don't know what.

Speaker 2 Oh, he's a linebacker.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Go ahead. Sorry.
What did I say? Starting.

Speaker 2 I said,

Speaker 3 well, linebacker.

Speaker 2 Starter has nothing to do with your position. I mean, like, you can be a starting linebacker.

Speaker 2 Starter is basically like, are you on the field when the game starts, essentially

Speaker 3 and i know what i'm saying i hate all this sports talk just keep it off my fucking head

Speaker 3 i just realized what i mean as soon as i started as soon as i started saying well starter is different i i was like oh ronnie dude you see me glaze over my eyes glazed over like a christmas ham girl i can't with this keep it off my i was like ronnie just

Speaker 2 ronnie just did as much sports exposure as he wants for the week which is looking up linebacker i thought i had something really good there i was like um excuse me he's a linebacker not a starter so i'm like,

Speaker 2 as someone who has like a one in seven losing score in fantasy football, let me tell you something about this.

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