#3108 RHOSLC S613 Part One: Agreek to Disagreek

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Speaker 1 Well, hello and welcome to what crappens. I'm Ronnie.
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Speaker 1 Everybody, welcome. It is Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

Speaker 1 time, everybody. It's not exciting.
I love a Salt Lake City City day.

Speaker 1 It's so exciting.

Speaker 1 We're already on our Greek trip. I feel like we just got back from the yacht trip.

Speaker 1 I mean, I feel like, well, we had like three episodes since the yacht, and now we're back on, now we're already headed out to our main, you know,

Speaker 1 grand finale trip. It's wild.

Speaker 1 Are they running out of public parks and freeway shoulders to you think that pieces in Salt Lake City? Do we just have to get out of town?

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We'll see you Monday. And then, of course, this week, we've still got nine zillion recaps.
So much goodness right now on Bravo. Our bounty is overflowing.

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Like you said,

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But anyway,

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I'm excited to recap. I don't know.
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Speaker 1 I feel something.

Speaker 1 I feel something. Can we just start today with you feeling something? Why are you always yelling? Why are you always screaming? We should just be like the Salt Lake City housewives.
I do.

Speaker 1 Guys, before we came on today, Ben screamed at me. He abused me.
I've never cried so hard. Sorry, there's no proof, but he did it.

Speaker 1 Okay, so we are here. It's called Greek for the week.
We are season six, episode 13. Let's watch Heather devolve more and more into her psychosis.
What would you call it?

Speaker 1 I'm starting to think Heather's just psycho at this point because it's like every single week.

Speaker 1 Why are we so worried about Meredith when you've got Heather literally every week screaming and blaming somebody for something crazy? and taking other people's storylines.

Speaker 1 She's actually such a storyline stealer. Just get your own fights and your own storylines, lady.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 we start off at Angie's house, and her dad and Aunt Rita are there. We've never met Aunt Rita as far as I know.

Speaker 1 A little bit of Rita is all I need, as a great songwriter once sang.

Speaker 1 You can't start mambo number five and not expect me to do that.

Speaker 1 Oh, I didn't know what you were doing.

Speaker 1 Oh, you're doing like the bridge part. Yeah.

Speaker 1 A little bit of Sandra's on the side. A little bit of

Speaker 1 a little bit of Meredith on a plane. A little bit of Heather in the sisterhood.

Speaker 1 A little bit of. This was the worst, six, the sixth worst thing that's ever happened to me in my life.
A little bit of a a little bit of brawn went

Speaker 1 actually not not me at all no no i didn't i never said i was part of the song nope nope nope never sang this song i don't know what you're talking about what they're all gaslighters on this show i feel like all of i feel like 90 of them are gaslighting me all the time but i like it

Speaker 1 anybody who's ever seen my dating history knows that i love a gaslighter love it yeah sometimes you need a little bit of light in your life and if it happens to be a gaslight so be it

Speaker 1 they you know they always say they're like i'm sorry we're giving you electric lighting. Like, damn it.
It's like a stove. Like, damn it.
Nothing's going to be the same again. Where's the gas? Yeah.

Speaker 1 You know, I feel like 2015, it was all about love and light. 2025, it's all about love and gaslight.
And that's where we are.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 Aunt Rita is here. And I'm like a little upset that it took us so long to meet Aunt Rita because I feel like I want long extended scenes with Aunt Rita.

Speaker 1 And really, I think Aunt Rita's a fucking poser. I want her off my screen.
She's a fucking bitch.

Speaker 1 Just kidding.

Speaker 1 What if I just for Aunt Rita?

Speaker 1 No, I feel like she probably has some hot takes on things. And she probably hates all the women, except for Angie, of course.

Speaker 1 And I feel like she's disgusted by how slowly it takes for them to catch on to Greek. She's like, I've told you it once.
That's enough. Well, the Greek,

Speaker 1 the Greek language, can I ask you a question? Yeah. Why is every word so long? I mean, they're like, how do you say hello? And they're like,

Speaker 1 It's like, what the hell? Why do you need a paragraph? Can what's high? Can just start with high.

Speaker 1 Must not even say hello, just a high, abbreviate it. Yeah, it's long.
It's very long. Well, I, I have to say, like, German is also really long.

Speaker 1 And I feel like, I don't know what's longer, Greek, Greek words or German, like, if, well, because in Germany, they love to just take words and just like mix it all together.

Speaker 1 Like, if you want to say, I'm going to like dry cleaner, I just looked up dry cleaner. It's like,

Speaker 1 I'm like, what? It's like

Speaker 1 Trocken Rhein and Niendiger.

Speaker 1 I I was like, that's a lot for dry cleaner. Well, I think the Germans I know just, you know, they just use short words with me because they know I'm dense.

Speaker 1 So I get like, you know, schnella fatso, which means run, you know, faster, fatty.

Speaker 1 Or, well, I like that they have fatso also.

Speaker 1 Or just, you know, no is like nine. I feel like the German, I mean, the Greek no is like, well, schnikla, you know,

Speaker 1 like very well, I just looked up, I just looked up dry cleaner in Greek, and that's stegnocatharistyrio. So that was also pretty long.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, the Greeks have been around a long time.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so suck it, Aunt Rita. Just kidding.
Aunt Rita.

Speaker 1 Aunt Rita, get us shorter words.

Speaker 1 Seriously, Aunt Rita. I guess they don't call it my big skinny Greek wedding.
Big fat, because the letters, the words are fat. The words are big words.
My extremely long Greek wedding.

Speaker 1 I think that Aunt Rita, I will predict that she says this every time she comes to Angie's house to eat. Vegetables again? Salad? All we have is salad every time.
Is this

Speaker 1 what Greek is? Salad only?

Speaker 1 Can't we order Chinese? Like, no.

Speaker 1 Now it's not time for more Greek food.

Speaker 1 So Heather and Mary come because

Speaker 1 they're going to learn Greek words for their trip to Greek. So only some of the cast needs them.
Andrew's like, I'm only inviting people that I actually like.

Speaker 1 So I will have two people over to learn some Greek words. Yes.

Speaker 1 So her dad is Louis, right? Lewis, is it Louis? It's Louis, not Louis, right?

Speaker 1 I don't know. You know, the name's confusing on purpose, and I refuse to play their game.

Speaker 1 It is kind of annoying that, like, it's hard to know if someone's a Lewis or a Louis because it's spelled the same way. Although, actually, a lot of times Lewis is spelled L-E-W-I-S.

Speaker 1 Or in Greek, it has 10 more letters. If he doesn't have the common decency to put the pronunciation in his Instagram bio, then he's not getting a proper, you know, request from me for pronunciation.

Speaker 1 I'm going to call him Louise.

Speaker 1 Be like, I'm putting both together and now you'll be a Louise. Anyway, Louis, I'm going to say Louis.

Speaker 1 Although I feel like a Greek dad would be more like a Louis than a Louis. So I'm going to say Louis.
So Louis says, have you ever been to Greece before? You'll like it.

Speaker 1 And Heather goes, I can't believe I'm going. It's the original sisterhood.
Athena, Hera, Persephone, Demeter, all the original ladies. They were the original real housewives of Olympus.

Speaker 1 I'm surprised she actually did not make a joke like that. That's such a Heather joke as I said it.

Speaker 1 Since I'm applying for my Greek citizenship, I really want to take the ladies to see the most beautiful country with the most beautiful people and join me in being Greek for the week.

Speaker 1 Little, those little

Speaker 1 Angie's, this is like the moment that Angie's been waiting for. Her first, like,

Speaker 1 cast trip to Greece. And by the way, they all benefit.

Speaker 1 Angie's been doing the Greek, the, the Greek thing with the flags and the sunglasses for a while, and they all benefit because now they all get to go to Greece, which honestly, this is, this looks like a beautiful trip.

Speaker 1 So, um, a week earlier at the colonial founding fathers tea party thing that they did on a stage in a warehouse, Angie, we see that Angie told everyone, by the way, we are going to Greece. So

Speaker 1 that's how we know that they really are going to Greece because she said it.

Speaker 1 Do you think that Greek people hate American Greek people? Do you think they resent them when they come and they're wearing their like flags and they're like, hey, there's my Greek friends.

Speaker 1 Look at me. I'm Greek.
Do you think they're like, fuck off?

Speaker 1 Yeah. I'm going to say yes.
I'm curious because I feel like a lot of countries do.

Speaker 1 Like I feel like Italians go to Italy, you know, like Teresa Judice goes to Italy and she walks through one of those lemon shops or the tourist shops or whatever. Saying, oh yeah,

Speaker 1 I'm Italian. They're like, shut up.
No, you're not. Get the fuck out of here.
You're ragu ass. Get out of here with your Rayo's ass.
You know, I saw your sister-in-law on a Rayos commercial.

Speaker 1 Get out of here.

Speaker 1 Get out of here. You cheetah.
I just wonder, because it makes me feel bad for Andy because she's just so excited. You know, she's got Greek flags, Greek glasses, Greek bra.

Speaker 1 I mean, she's just really ready to go and she's one of those people who when she's someplace she likes she's like oh my god look isn't it so different here like at one point she even went oh my god look greek honey is so different those greek bees they really they really get on the case over there it's greek we are we are greek we are greek um i feel like um i was i was gonna make a joke about like um how maybe the people of greece are happy that angk is like their celebrity ambassador so that then made me start to look up who are some like famous people who are Greek.

Speaker 1 And like the Greek celebrity situation is really strong. I don't know.
I never knew this. Yeah.
It's strong. Jennifer Aniston.
Yeah. Did you know this? Yes.
You did know that. Of course.
You did? Yes.

Speaker 1 Of course. Because her father is Victor Kariakis from Days of Our Lives.
So yeah, I know he's Greek. Oh my God.
I forgot about that. Okay.
Tina Faye is also on this list.

Speaker 1 Obviously, we all know John Stamos, like, obviously, Tiffany Thiessen. Okay, Maria Menunos, Bob Costas, Bob Costas is obvious.
Betty White, Betty White is on this list.

Speaker 1 I didn't know Betty White was Greek. She has Danish, Greek, English, and Welsh descent.
So I don't think that she's like hardcore Greek. Yeah, I'm going to give that out.

Speaker 1 No. Mina Suvari, for sure.
Like, that's definitely obvious that she's, I feel like Suvari sounds like it could be a Greek last name. Here's

Speaker 1 the second one. Tommy Lee.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I didn't know that.
Tommy Lee.

Speaker 1 I think Kelly Clarkson is a surprising one.

Speaker 1 Irene. Since you've been.

Speaker 1 There's one. Do you know that

Speaker 1 Since You've Been Gone is actually about Atlantis?

Speaker 1 Okay. So Angie's like, I brought the Greekest Greeks you'll know in Salt Lake City to come and give us a basic Greek words that you need to know.

Speaker 1 And so Aunt Rita is like, yasu yasu means hi okay and heather's like um how do i say thank you

Speaker 1 and he says f haristo f haristo and angie's like that's a big one huh oh i know that's a lot okay here's one how do you say snooze fest snooze fest come on try it aunt rita it's an inside joke where i'm referencing a a a fleeting moment that mary said that i assume will make a huge splash in pop culture uh because I'm predicting it will be, but I won't actually know because I'll have to wait for the episode to air.

Speaker 1 And Future Me just told me it does not make a splash. So this entire Snooze Fest thing really is not that funny.
Okay.

Speaker 1 How do you say you're a goddamn alcoholic and you probably blacked out on a plane? And I'm sick of you calling me a liar in the sisterhood.

Speaker 1 She's like,

Speaker 1 oh, okay. We do have a word for that.

Speaker 1 So Angie's like, there's not a Greek word for snooze, is there? When the alarms go off in Greece, everybody gets up.

Speaker 1 Snooze sounds sort of like Zeus backwards, if you ask me.

Speaker 1 Well, he did lose control.

Speaker 1 You snooze, you Zeus.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 1 Throwing lightning bolts around. Am I right? Am I right, everyone? So we go over to Meredith's house, and she's packing with Chloe, who's just dripping charisma.

Speaker 1 She's like, oh, I probably need a cute white tie queen going. Chloe's like, yeah, potentially.

Speaker 1 And of course, I need an easy, breezy, white blazer. I love the idea of an easy breezy society.

Speaker 1 Meredith Marks and her easy, breezy, white blazer. Like, oh, well, I need to make sure I have some nice firm shoulder pads and beautiful linen fabric for my easy, breezy white blazer.

Speaker 1 All right, I packed my easy, breezy, white blazer, so my swim attire is out and ready to go.

Speaker 1 Chloe, do you have my EBW, EBWB? My easy, breezy, white blazer? No. Okay, could you pack that for me, please? Yes, mother.

Speaker 1 So we go back to Angie's house, and Aunt Rita is like, gosh, word for boring? I don't know this word. Greeks are not boring, so we don't know the word.

Speaker 1 Well, I'm not thin, but I know the word.

Speaker 1 No excuse, Aunt Anthony. She's like, Sickier attitude.

Speaker 1 Amrita's like, we're on TV. I can't let people know that there's ever a boring moment in Greece.

Speaker 1 So Lewis is like, well, yes, we're not boring. We don't have word for it.
So Mary goes, how do you say you have no manners? And he's like, oh, well, that's obviously bla catata, bla kata patakas.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 How do you say easy, breezy, white blazer? I'm sorry to interject.

Speaker 1 Lewis is like, hold the position of a la vla. I'm I'm sorry, what did that mean? It means I know you farted.
Damn it, Angie.

Speaker 1 Now we go over to Lisa's house, who's packing, and John is like, oh, is this all you're taking?

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, I have like so much stuff in the bedroom, like 60 Chanel bags, and I have like a whole box of Versace stuff that I have to go through.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, I know it's Italian, but it kind of like feels Greek, you know, because I love all my stuff.

Speaker 1 I think it's like really, like, I really got like really cute stuff, you know, because Italy and Greece are the same thing.

Speaker 1 I'm not really sure what to take. I just feel like everything's so cute.
They just have so many things.

Speaker 1 He's just looking at her like, God, get me out of here.

Speaker 1 Get me out of here. Did you hear the rumor is that Todd, that Bronwyn is officially separating from Todd and she's announcing it at the reunion.
Don't, don't, John. Whoa, I did not hear that reunion.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 Not that Bronwyn is in this scene or anything, but I don't know.

Speaker 1 It's like like whenever we're in scenes and not much is happening, or we're trying to learn Greek, which let's face it, I barely know Spanish, like I barely know English.

Speaker 1 Um, I just start, my mind starts wandering. And when my mind starts wandering these days, I just keep thinking, I wonder what Todd's like in a swinging relationship.

Speaker 1 Like, what if you pulled Todd's keys out of the bowl? And it's like, okay, well,

Speaker 1 my husband gets Bronwyn, who's hot, and I get Todd.

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 just can we repick? Can we repick?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. That's well, I guess we all saw that coming, if that does happen, because things don't seem

Speaker 1 intended.

Speaker 1 Little bit of red my life.

Speaker 1 Okay, so then

Speaker 1 a little bit of worders in my mouth.

Speaker 1 A little bit of get off on my lawn.

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Speaker 1 So we go back to Angie's. They're asking how to say shut up.
And Heather's like, How do you say piss off?

Speaker 1 And Aunt Rita's like, Well, you can say blukata pakatakalakatsu, which means get out of here. Oh, Aunt Rita.
No, actually,

Speaker 1 seriously, get out of here.

Speaker 1 Like Jojo said.

Speaker 1 I do like that when Mary asks, how do you say shut up? That like Lewis and Aunt Rita right away are like, oh, Scuss. Like, we say that all the time.

Speaker 1 Scuss, Scuss, Scus.

Speaker 1 Okay, so we go to Bronwyn and Todd. And Bronwyn is.
Hey, did you hear that it's been announced that Bronwyn is leaving, separating from Todd officially, and they're announcing it at the reunion?

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. You're talking about crazy.
Now that we're talking about Bronwyn and Todd.

Speaker 1 So Bronwyn's like, oh, well, Todd, I'm worried it's going to be a Fiesta trip again.

Speaker 1 He goes, could be. But you know what? If they fight

Speaker 1 on this flight again, this time someone's getting zip-tied to a chair, okay? Because

Speaker 1 what's the Greek police situation? Look at me, Todd, nervously laughing, hoping that you also find this to be a humorous situation and you're no longer angry at me participating in this show.

Speaker 1 Isn't this funny for us?

Speaker 1 Well, I don't think the police situation is very good over there, I'd imagine, especially for people who do things that their husbands constantly warn them against and continue to do anyways.

Speaker 1 You go hang out with that ladies, you get thrown into Greek clink, and don't call me because I know Greek for tough titties.

Speaker 1 I love this.

Speaker 1 I love this fun banter we have.

Speaker 1 You know, Angie's Greek, and she'll be able to get us out of trouble. So I think we're

Speaker 1 going to be okay. It's, I love this, I love this.
Well, we have this back and forth that we have, Todd. It's so fun.

Speaker 1 You don't know what Angie's going to say to him if she's speaking speaking Greek. She might just say, Yeah, I locked the bitch up.

Speaker 1 That was,

Speaker 1 I know, I know you meant that as a joke, even though you were being very serious.

Speaker 1 Everything's great, Todd. Everything's great with us.
Hand me my pan. I got a halfy

Speaker 1 back to Angie's house. Aunt Rita is like, so you're going over there to be nice and meet people, or you're going over there to be mad?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay, I've decided I love Aunt Rita now. I'm not going to come for Aunt Rita anymore.
Aunt Rita read this room immediately. And Heather's like, well, both, a little bit of both, actually.

Speaker 1 So now we're here at the airport and everyone gathers and Heather's like, I've never been to Greece. Always wanted to go.
You know, I've seen the Clash of the Titans.

Speaker 1 And if Harry Hamlin is on the island of Santorini, I will not turn him down. Love that 40-year-old reference to a cult movie.
That's, yeah. I mean, what do you want to do?

Speaker 1 Look at our modern references. We're like, hey, you got any facts of life references you can throw in there?

Speaker 1 I know. I'm actually shaming her for having such a young reference.
I mean, like, hello, can we not find something in like 1973 that we can reference?

Speaker 1 I mean, surely there's something in Kramer versus Kramer, although that's 78.

Speaker 1 I'm typing in, is Park overall Greek?

Speaker 1 Dynamanoff, please let Dynamanoff be Greek. She's not Greek.
She's an American actress.

Speaker 1 There you go. Dynamanoff.
Is Manoff Greek? It's Dinamanoff. How about Greek?

Speaker 1 No, Dina Manoff is not Greek.

Speaker 1 I love AI.

Speaker 1 AI seems actually bothered that I requested this.

Speaker 1 How could you ask me this? Of all the things you could ask AI, not this. No, Dina Manoff is not Greek.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Born to New York City to Ashkenazi Jewish parents with her mother of Polish and Ukrainian Jewish descent. Also, just in case anyone's wondering, Lester Carbonal, not Greek.
Also not Greek.

Speaker 1 Is anyone from the 80s sitcom Empty Nest of Greek origin?

Speaker 1 Yeah, come on, AI.

Speaker 1 Okay, well, here's this.

Speaker 1 While the main cast of Empty Nest Nest, like Richard Mulligan, Dynamanoth, Park Overall, wasn't Greek, there were Greek actors and characters in the Golden Girls slash Empty Nest universe. Notably,

Speaker 1 I love that. The Golden Girls Empty Nest Universe.
Notably, actor Dimitri Kraniotakis, known for playing a a Greek waiter in some episodes.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 there you go, everyone.

Speaker 1 There you go.

Speaker 1 Answered. Asked and answered.
So Mary's never been to Greece.

Speaker 1 No, she has been to Greece. And she's like, it's so serene.
Everything's just like, I mean, it's just, it's just right. It's almost, it's, it's almost like it's not real.

Speaker 1 And Lisa says, yeah, you know what? Being friends with Anjay, it's like being on a daily trip to Greece.

Speaker 1 I'm hoping that after this trip, I never have to hear about Greece, Greek, anything, like ever again. I'm like Greek out.
I don't even want to see the musical Greece. I don't even care.

Speaker 1 Like, John Travolta, I don't even want him in my life. I'm sick of that.
I've had it.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 the food's just a little bit too fresh for her in Greece. Let's be honest.
She's like, wait a second. This food's delicious.
I hate it here.

Speaker 1 So now we have arrived in Santorini.

Speaker 1 Although before we got to Santorini, we did see them cavorting on the the airplane and having fun. And of course, the question on everyone's mind is, so now you can have a camera on a plane?

Speaker 1 Now suddenly there's footage? Yeah, truly.

Speaker 1 So they go out, their driver's there.

Speaker 1 And they're like, Nikos, oh my God, it's Nikos. It is Nikos.

Speaker 1 Hello, Nikos. You are Greek.
Hello, we are in Greece. I am Greek.
I am Greek. And she's giving everybody little Greek flags to walk out of the airport with.
I'm just cringing so hard.

Speaker 1 I just imagine Electra at home like hiding her face under a pillow. Like, why? Why, mother? Why?

Speaker 1 I am Greek. I am Greek.
I am Greek. I am Greek.
I'm more Greek than you. I was just hoping she'd start like Greek offing with people.
Like, I am Angie. I am Greek.
You're not Greek. I am Greek.

Speaker 1 I am more Greek. I am more Greek.
I am most Greek.

Speaker 1 I was just imagining Electra at home running around in circles with an American flag, like, finally, I don't have have to wave the Greek flag. It's her big rebellion.

Speaker 1 Ding. Yes, ma'am.
You've rung again. Yes, could you please get me some? Please don't say it.
I am Greek. Damn it.

Speaker 1 Please stop ringing your service bell, ma'am.

Speaker 1 So now Heather is,

Speaker 1 she's asked, Lisa's asking, how big is Santa Rene? So Nico says it's 76 square miles. And she's like, oh my God, that's like pretty big.

Speaker 1 And then we have this moment where, for some reason, Heather decides she wants, I don't know, like she's comparing island sizes.

Speaker 1 She's like, Oh, so it's more like Barbados or Canawan, or we just were, right? And they show like these islands and they're like X them out or whatever.

Speaker 1 I'm like, Do we have to play a game about the relative size of Santorini to like Barbados? I don't, I feel like we're a little running a little dry on the game front here.

Speaker 1 She's like, Okay,

Speaker 1 so I want to play a game.

Speaker 1 What do you think the worst thing Barbados has ever said to Santorini?

Speaker 1 I know.

Speaker 1 Heather's like, I just don't understand the size of islands or penises. Okay, that's

Speaker 1 okay, Heather.

Speaker 1 Let's try to have a non-funny season. How about that? You know, it's like, you know, when you say to a kid, like, how about we have some quiet time? I think, Heather.

Speaker 1 You know, you have many strengths, but like, I think right now, the material, I say this as someone who runs out of material all the time.

Speaker 1 Can we get Aunt Rita back here to just ask a question? Hey, Aunt Rita, how do you say this in Greek?

Speaker 1 Stas, stop.

Speaker 1 Stas.

Speaker 1 Stas, please, stas, for the love of God, stas.

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 yeah, so she makes that joke. At least like, I knew that joke was coming.
Oh my God, Nico, please plug your ears. So now

Speaker 1 here's another Heather moment. I just want to smoke a Greek cigarette.
We're getting tattoos and we're coming home with Greek men's numbers in our phones. That's our three goals.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Nikos, do you have any single friends? Do you have any single friends for Heather?

Speaker 1 And Bronwyn's like, um, he's like, after the conversation I heard today, not so much.

Speaker 1 Not so much.

Speaker 1 Even though it's frustrating that Brawen betrayed my trust, I think the key in moving forward in friendship is not going backwards.

Speaker 1 Because if you want to go forward and you go backwards, then you're actually going backwards and not forwards. Unless you turn around and then backwards becomes forwards, which is really cool.

Speaker 1 And I've learned that like her ability to keep secrets is not very high. She doesn't have a high ability, which is not, yeah, because it's like, yeah.

Speaker 1 Whitney makes no sense.

Speaker 1 What are you even talking about? None of this made sense.

Speaker 1 Betrayed your trust. You're the least trustworthy person on the show.
What are you talking about? And then just her general language, you know? If you move forward, then you're not moving backwards.

Speaker 1 But if you're moving backwards while you're walking towards something, you're moving backwardsly towards it.

Speaker 1 Line,

Speaker 1 I got lost. Can we start over?

Speaker 1 Her ability to keep secrets is not high. Okay.

Speaker 1 Make any sense.

Speaker 1 So they get their right. It's with me.
God bless her. So they go for dinner at Ancioni's.

Speaker 1 Sounds Italian. Just going to say it.
Okay. And they're greeted and seated.
And um, they're like, I'm sorry, can we have your name for your reservation? I am Greek, okay, we got it.

Speaker 1 We've got it, it's very on the nose to bring Angie to Angioni's. So, Angie is like, guys, we have to do it.
Cheers, we're in Greece together, okay? Three, two, one. We are Greek, okay.

Speaker 1 For me, this is like a dream come true.

Speaker 1 It's surreal that my parents were born here, and it's special to have you all here because nothing can be make me happier than to go to the most important place in the world and have you guys all ruin it for me.

Speaker 1 This will deepen our bonds. I have always wanted to be kicked out of my father's home country.
So I'm so glad that you came with me here to deepen our bonds as friends.

Speaker 1 And I want you to know I consider you all

Speaker 1 my friends. I am Greek.
So thank you guys. And Yamas, we are going to have an amazing trip.
The best Greek days of our Greek lives. And they're like, Yamas, Yamas.
Llamas, Llamas.

Speaker 1 Whitney's he's on the ad saying llamas probably

Speaker 1 so meredith is trying i just have to point out meredith's attitude here because it's so funny because meredith is coming on this trip and you can tell that she's like okay well i've been attacked the last seven group of events we've been to and this sum i'm gonna start cleaning my easy breezy white blazer mentality so

Speaker 1 So she goes, so tomorrow, we're just gonna take it anyway.

Speaker 1 And she's like laughing and smiling for no reason. I mean, it's like awareness.
You can try with this positive attitude. They are still gonna drag you, girl.

Speaker 1 I mean, of course she's gonna have this like lovely attitude. She packed her easy breezy white blazer.
So Angie says, we've been literally traveling for two days.

Speaker 1 Thank God I got the bags under my eyes fixed. What? What did you do under your eyes? Well, I just got the fat pads removed.

Speaker 1 So they take little chopsticks and they go under there and then they break the fat up and smooth it out. Brahman's like, I know.
I was like, find me up. Where do I? She makes it sound so easy.

Speaker 1 I'm going to ask about that. I'm going in tomorrow for some, for some toxic talks.
I'm going to ask them about that. Yeah, be like, can I have the

Speaker 1 I am Greek chopstick under the eyelid

Speaker 1 eye bag

Speaker 1 situation? Yeah.

Speaker 1 So Meredith is like, well, I, oh, sorry, Brahman goes first. She's like, well, aren't you doing this?

Speaker 1 This little diorama has changed the way I look at chopsticks.

Speaker 1 From now on, every time I eat lomain, I'm just going to be thinking about cochular flat pads and how badly mine are noticeable because I'm not willing to have that surgery. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 Her's going to nod shake off her shoulders.

Speaker 1 Well, easy breezy Meredith Marks is here. I actually just hurt my neck by doing a Meredith Marks neck impersonation.
I just want to report that to all of the listeners right now.

Speaker 1 I like Bonehawks, and I'm not a huge filler fan.

Speaker 1 Well, personally, I think, sorry, weapon.

Speaker 1 No, I'm like,

Speaker 1 I thought Meredith was a big filler fan, but maybe, I don't know. I'm not good at spotting that.
You're much better at it. I guess, did Meredith have

Speaker 1 a degree? Yeah, there's some filler there. I'm not really sure.

Speaker 1 I mean, I'm not really an expert.

Speaker 1 The only way I'm an expert is the same way as you is watching this show and trying to guess what everybody's done. But yeah, I mean, I would say she looks different.

Speaker 1 Cause do you think she that's a good question? Like, are they facelifts every year? Because she looks different every year.

Speaker 1 Like, she's one of the people who's actually coming close to looking like a filter, which is good, a compliment.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she is getting great work done, but maybe it's just, maybe it's just work and maybe it's not fillers. I don't know.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 She's not a huge filler fan. I don't prefer fillers and I don't want to support fillers, but

Speaker 1 I will just have my easy, breezy white blazer and no filler needed because the aura will be all around me. I don't know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 Please take over.

Speaker 1 We couldn't just listen to the human embodiment of filler. Heather, what's your opinion? And Heather's like, oh, I think everybody should get all the fillers that they want.

Speaker 1 I think everybody should get lots of filler every minute of every day. By the way, I'm going to call someone crushingly insecure in about five minutes.

Speaker 1 I think she was chilling for her business at at that moment yeah so then she's like she's like oh god girls look at my wrist look at what i have also we know you know what i mean heather

Speaker 1 we have eyes that okay that that applies to so many things she's saying this episode like we know heather

Speaker 1 santorini's beautiful oh if i had a dollar for every single time i saw a handsome man in santorini i would be a greek billionaire i would be just like george stephanopoulos these days he's a billionaire right

Speaker 1 So let's, it's been about, how many minutes have we been watching this show? Would you say 10?

Speaker 1 So it's been about probably 10 minutes, and Heather has not started to, she's not started crap based on somebody else's storyline yet. So here she goes.

Speaker 1 Set her, set her free for Christ's sake. Just set her free.

Speaker 1 Team up, Heather.

Speaker 1 Okay, well, everyone. Huh, I wonder what time it is.
Yeah, what time is it, Heather? Well, it's about that time.

Speaker 1 And so Brittany is is like oh my god heather let me see your watch wow your watch so um heather has a new watch goes lisa i have something to tell you that you're not gonna like i bought a cartier oh my god i love that for you that's that's like really great i'm just gonna smile i love that you bought a cartier yeah yeah that's like really awesome Well, audience, during our layover, and another off-camera thing I'm going to bring up because no one can prove it wrong, Lisa and Angie got into it about Angie's Cartier watch, and Lisa accused Angie of copying her.

Speaker 1 And Lisa thinks it's only special if Lisa wears it.

Speaker 1 Said they were fighting so much about the cartier watch, it seemed like such a big deal that when I went downstairs and saw the duty free shops, I was like, How much is a cartier watch?

Speaker 1 Because I didn't know, so I bought a cartier watch, and so did Whitney.

Speaker 1 You are so sad that you would spend six grand to like punk somebody that does not give a shit about you. Like, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 This isn't, this is one of the more embarrassing things I've seen on this show. I'm not saying something.

Speaker 1 So, Mary's like, you guys bought one? Like, how much was it? I don't know. It was like six grand, like, not much.
I'm like, okay. Whitney goes, I get a call from Heather and she's laughing.

Speaker 1 She's like, I'm buying us. matching cartiers and i was like are you going forwards are you going backwards because if you go forwards forwards, you can't go backwards.
And she said, stop it, Whitney.

Speaker 1 I'm buying Cartiers. And I said, I don't even know what that is.
Anyway, I still don't.

Speaker 1 Well, because it was duty-free, I could get a second Cartier watch for practically the same price as if I was buying them from the Cartier store. BOGO at Cartier? I'm in.
How does that work?

Speaker 1 How does duty-free work? What am I missing out on here?

Speaker 1 I don't understand. I understand duty-free.
I don't understand it. I don't feel like it was truly a BOGO at the the Cartier store.
And

Speaker 1 yeah.

Speaker 1 Also, I have to say, honestly, like, how many times do things have to happen at airports or on airplanes for the Salt Lake City production crew to just learn that they have to have their cameras on at all times?

Speaker 1 I mean, how many rings have to be lost in a bathroom? How many seats have to be shaken during crazy rich Asians? How many Cartiers have to be purchased before you guys turn on your cameras? Truly.

Speaker 1 So Lisa is just you know she knows they're punking her so she's just like oh congratulations congratulations i'm like so happy for you but you know she it really is bothering her because she's doing the thing with her hair and they're like flicking her hair back and stuff and um heather's like she's acting like it's no big deal but i know she's at least mildly irritated by it

Speaker 1 um they were fighting about a cartier watch isn't that crazy and mary's like who who was these two whitney Whitney and Lisa.

Speaker 1 It was, or Angie, it was like, you copied me and she was on the phone looking for photos. And I was like, I'll copy her right now.
It's different from your cardiac. I mean, this is hilarious.

Speaker 1 This cartier fight. This is going in the canon of Salt Lake City.
Am I right, guys? It's cardiac fight.

Speaker 1 It is different. It's really different.

Speaker 1 Like yours is so like less shiny. It's probably cheaper.
So good for you. And Mary's like, yeah, I wouldn't a cartier watch.
Who's going to argue about that? Like that's a grandma watch. I mean,

Speaker 1 just like none of us are spring chickens, but still,

Speaker 1 why are you arguing over a grandma watch?

Speaker 1 Sexy watch, sister.

Speaker 1 Todd, Todd's just jerking off to pictures of Cartier on his iPad.

Speaker 1 I did not know that Cartier watches were grandma watches.

Speaker 1 I mean, I'm. I don't also, I don't know.
Mary sometimes is an unreliable narrator when it comes to reality, but

Speaker 1 now I assume assume that they're grandma watches, so I probably won't get one. Sorry, Cartier.

Speaker 1 But if they weren't,

Speaker 1 were you about to get a Cartier watch? No. Were you super close to that? No.

Speaker 1 I'm a Cartier person, but I've sure changed my mind now.

Speaker 1 Well, I will say I was hanging out with

Speaker 1 a wealthy friend in Vegas, and he is like going down this Rolex path. I think that's 10 years.
Yes, I know you're from. Well, that's a watch.
I mean, a Rolex. That's a watch.
That's a different one.

Speaker 1 I've never been been into fancy watches. I just, I feel like that's crazy.

Speaker 1 I feel like fancy watches are crazy. So my friend was like, I want, let's go to the Rolex store because I guess he has a starter Rolex.
And he's like, I want to look at the Rolexes.

Speaker 1 So we went in and the Rolexes,

Speaker 1 this is shocking, guys. I'm going to break everyone's brains.
The Rolexes were beautiful. I was like, oh, I get it.
Those are really, really nice. Of course, they cost like 10,000 at the start.

Speaker 1 The minimum. Yeah, that's a cheap.
Minimum. That's embarrassing.
So, but I was like, okay,

Speaker 1 no he probably didn't actually i think 15 000 is where they start i don't remember i'm not again i'm not a watch gay but um

Speaker 1 uh but then i was like that's cool but then my friend said that like if you've never had a rolex they're not going to sell you one they'll tell you that it's like back ordered they can't get it to you right now they want to make sure you know how to like take care of a rolex before you have one so you have to get it from like you have to get an aftermarket rolex from someone else yeah you have to like prove you're worthy of the rolex yeah yeah he was

Speaker 1 that and i was like who would wear that i don't want that yeah but like now learning that you can't just get a rolex now i want a rolex now i'm like wait because it's like wait a second no i'm i'm not really don't do it i don't i'm not gonna let you get a rolex if you get a rolex no no no no no no no no take it off i'm not gonna get one i'm not gonna get one i'm just saying like it's like the moment that you hear that there's like scarcity and that like it's difficult to get like i am

Speaker 1 like it's honestly if you just told me Mackenzie's child is like difficult to get, I would change my tune in one second. I'd be like, I love that checkerboard shit.

Speaker 1 Give me some checkerboards. Oh, I want checkerboards on everything.

Speaker 1 I am such a

Speaker 1 like,

Speaker 1 I am such a typical consumer. Like, the moment you say that something is difficult to get is the moment I like, I'm like, I need to get it.
I need to get it. Rolex, though, is probably not worth it.

Speaker 1 Commercials.

Speaker 1 Here comes one right now.

Speaker 1 But you're more like a Lisa.

Speaker 1 But anyway, the whole point is that when it occurred to me that I couldn't get a Rolex, I looked elsewhere in the store and they had Cartiers. I was like, oh, Cartier seem nice.

Speaker 1 Well, everyone can get a Cartier. Loser.
Loser.

Speaker 1 We're out of Rolexes, but please, can we show you a Cartier?

Speaker 1 I just don't believe that in Las Vegas, they're going to have a store in a mall, in a high-end mall for Rolexes, but refuse to sell you one that just doesn't seem so they'll sell it to they'll sell to other rolex people they're not going to sell to ben mandelker look around las vegas like look around the people walking around las vegas those are not rolex people i mean come on how are they going to stay open if they don't i just don't like you so not

Speaker 1 you see like mall food court people all over vegas like someone is buying those watches Is anyone allowed to buy a Rolex? I just don't.

Speaker 1 I just am hoping that if we talk about it long enough, Rolex will say, you know what? Let's give those two guys Rolexes. They will never do that.

Speaker 1 Well, it says anyone can buy a Rolex, but popular models are extremely hard to get new from an authorized dealer due to high demand and limited supply. Park Overall is not Greek.

Speaker 1 Please stop asking me.

Speaker 1 Park Overall is like, I got one. I'm in Tannesina.
I got one.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it does say that if you want one of the new nice ones, like Limited or whatever, that you, they do often require long wait lists or building relationships.

Speaker 1 So, this is sounding true, while less popular models might be available. So, you have like the, you can get like the shitty ones or like the ones that everybody will look down on.

Speaker 1 Like, you'll get your first one and walk around, like, oh my God, I got a Rolex. And people with Rolexes are like,

Speaker 1 I ain't got the other gay Rolex that they would just sell anybody a duty-free loser.

Speaker 1 Dare to dream. Dare to dream.

Speaker 1 I wonder what Wash watch park overall has, though. I guess.
You just keep dreaming about your Rolexes, and I'll be over here, you know, praying for world peace.

Speaker 1 I'm a good person.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 Whitney tells her Cartier story, and

Speaker 1 they're still trying to make Lisa mad. And Lisa is on to their game.
And so she's, she doesn't really care. I mean, it's stupid.

Speaker 1 So she's like, well, but these two, they're fighting about copying and she's scrolling through things on her phone, but we all got cartiers.

Speaker 1 And Angie's like, well, I want to say it's not a competition. Everyone has beautiful things.

Speaker 1 Everybody works Greek hard and we're all Greek happy for you that you got a Greek cartier and you should all be happy for everyone else and no one is copying because Lisa, Lisa, you say that about all people, that you think I got a cartier because you were wearing one and yeah, you said, yeah, I did think you copied me.

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, when I wear a chaparelli, then you start wearing a chaparilli. And then like when you when I listen to Liza Minelli, you listen to Liza Minelli.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Well, I had a cartier over 10 years ago, and now suddenly you have one and I copied you.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but I've had like mine for like three or four years. So like I kind of like like I'm like the like you sort of like copied me as long as like you were on the show.

Speaker 1 So you're like, yeah, like three or four years, yeah. Then find a photo of you wearing it.
No, you find a photo of you wearing it and also wearing chaparelli because I wear that too.

Speaker 1 I will because I have one on my facebook and that's how old it is it's on facebook dang that was i thought that was that was one of the most damning things to come out of this show is that like when a real housewife is like dissing facebook for being old you're like whoa that's bad that's really bad i like that andrew's like competition is stupid i know exactly where you can find my cartier ring my cartier watch picture it's like i've had it longer you guys are so silly

Speaker 1 she has like an archive status somewhere that's like, Angie Kay is happy with her new Cartier watch. I think from 2004.

Speaker 1 Like Farm Bill. No, because you know it wasn't.
You know, it was like, Angie Katsanavis is, I got a Cartier.

Speaker 1 Yes, that's exactly what it is. Oh,

Speaker 1 oh, God, that was the worst when you had to finish the sentence. At the same time, kind of fun.

Speaker 1 Lisa says, like, this is kind of silly, don't you think?

Speaker 1 Well, you know what is silly? It's your non-Greek snobbiness. Like, oh, you copied my watch.
Well, guess what? You copied everything from Greece because we started democracy. Yeah, but you know what?

Speaker 1 I'm not snobby. I'm not snobby though.
So I haven't copied that because I'm not snobby.

Speaker 1 Like, you're the only one who can afford certain things.

Speaker 1 No, I didn't say that. You know what? You can think that, but I've never said that.
I haven't. I've never said it.
Have I said it?

Speaker 1 Yeah, but I've never said it, but you just said it. You did.
Why do you think I would copy your

Speaker 1 watch? I don't know.

Speaker 1 You know what? Because people see things and they copy it. That's why.
I don't know. I think I've had this since before my daughter was born.
I mean, people own nice things.

Speaker 1 Like, this is literally from this Cartier watch is literally from 2500 BC. It is, they found it in the Parthenon and the Pantheon and the Acropolis

Speaker 1 in Athens, Sparta. Oh, and Bron once says, this is the kind of petty I live for.

Speaker 1 Someone did buy this watch first. I'd like to see who.

Speaker 1 I had mine first and I had my Rolex first and I had my Porsche first. But it's not a competition.
No, because you know what? I've had more Porsche forever. I've had it forever.

Speaker 1 Like even when I was a little baby, I was driving like a little baby Porsche. That was my first time.
I have a Porsche. I have.
I have Porsche. I have a Porsche.
Yeah, but I've, you know what?

Speaker 1 I had a Porsche in the womb. I was riding a Porsche in the womb.
They couldn't even They couldn't even hear a heartbeat. They could just hear an engine that was really loud.

Speaker 1 Like the neighbors in the ICU when I was born were like asking my car to be quieter.

Speaker 1 I have a Porsche Pegasus special edition for Greek people. It flies.

Speaker 1 Your husband is Porsche Pegasus. So whatever.
I don't even care because I've had a Porsche forever. I had the first Porsche.
I had the first Porsche they ever made.

Speaker 1 I have actual horses in my Porsche. Like I bought you horses and those are the horsepowers in my horse.
Not to be fancy, but like it just is what it is. I've had the first horse drawn Porsche.

Speaker 1 I have the first Porsche that runs purely on Spanicopada. Sorry.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, you know what?

Speaker 1 My Porsche loves Greek food, so it just ate your Spanicopada Porsche. Sorry, you're out of a Porsche.
You shouldn't have been made out of Spanicopada. My Porsche has a Force field.

Speaker 1 It's a Force field made of pita. Sorry.

Speaker 1 Sorry, but my Porsche has not had carbs for like three years, but it's her birthday. So I just let her eat carbs.
So she just ate your, your Hispanic opaque, beat a bread Forsfeld. Sorry.

Speaker 1 Sorry, but my Porsche comes with a side of fries. That makes it kind of a little bit of a better Porsche.
Sorry.

Speaker 1 And so in this non, we're not competing storyline, just to add to it, I love, I love a housewives social media, like Reddit and the stupid stories you hear, because there are so many that are popping into my head just watching this.

Speaker 1 Like, did you know that Angie got her own competing french fry ad like her own sponsorship because lisa has one of these and so you know already i was going to make you guess and angie has arby's and while that's great for her i'm like listen i think everyone i want to i would take an arby sponsorship you know but you're not competing by winning arby's you know you have to do that than arby's arby's is meat with bubbles in it it has bubbles in the meat you guys look at your arby's meat

Speaker 1 i am

Speaker 1 not going to say this is the end of our podcast but you've had a really great run for 14 years, Ronnie. I will take our 15 day over.

Speaker 1 Let's break up. We're almost 15 years old.
Go ahead. We're hitting 14.
We're hitting 14. We're hitting.

Speaker 1 You're right. Okay, yeah.
This is our barbie. We're still for another year.
Yeah. Yeah.
No, we're entering high school.

Speaker 1 No, for real, I would take Arby's over Wendy's any day of the week. What?

Speaker 1 That's just

Speaker 1 lunacy.

Speaker 1 I don't believe you. I don't agree with you.
I don't believe you. 100%.

Speaker 1 No. 100%.

Speaker 1 First of all, curly fries, horses sauce, Harby sauce. Like, yes,

Speaker 1 the meat is the meat. But you know what? At least they got the meats.

Speaker 1 The meat's taste. Don't stay.

Speaker 1 And the bread's not good either. And Wendy's has amazing bread.
And even with their changed French fries that are extra crispy now, they're still very good. They're better than a curly fry.

Speaker 1 What I will do, what I will do. is I have not been to Wendy's in years.
I actually almost went to Wendy's when I was at the Dallas airport recently.

Speaker 1 I will go revisit wendy's and i will i'll make a a fair and balanced assessment okay i will say that right now that like i actually love rbs and i'm so sad that the one here in hollywood closed down because um i love it i love like rby is like a like a restaurant

Speaker 1 moment for sure like when i was younger when i was 15 i used to drive to dinner theater with this guy named chris and we would go binge together we were like binge friends we were really fat and we would go go binge.

Speaker 1 And so sometimes we would go get like a pizza and just sit in the car and scarf a pizza. I mean, by the way, this is the kind of friend to have.

Speaker 1 It's like, it's like your heroin friend, you know, you're like, let's do heroin together tonight after work. But we would do this and we would go to Arby's because they would have like.

Speaker 1 50 cent Arby's day or something where you can just buy shit for super cheap and we would get just bags of Arby's and just binge.

Speaker 1 So part of my being grossed out by Arby's is that I reached that point where I just had so much.

Speaker 1 And then one day I was looking at it and I wasn't feeling good, but I was still eating it, you know, because binging.

Speaker 1 And I looked at it and I saw all the air bubbles in the meat and I was like, how is this made? This isn't right. This is like liquefied bubbles.

Speaker 1 And it's just gross. I mean, I'm not, I'm not going to dispute you that the meat is gross

Speaker 1 and fake. I just think it, I like it.
Oh, no. I think I like it.
Well, that's, I like it. And I mean, obviously for me, McDonald's reigns supreme.

Speaker 1 Like it will always be, at the end of the day, it's always going to be McDonald's. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then Burger King is number two for me, mainly because onion rings, like the onion rings do a lot of heavy lifting. I enjoy a Whopper with cheese.
I love a Whopper with cheese.

Speaker 1 Burger King needs to up their, their bun game. Their buns literally taste like

Speaker 1 mealy. They're like,

Speaker 1 it's crumbly. It like crumbles apart like paper or something like that.
Like something is wrong there. Yeah.
But I love me a Burger King. And then is Arby's next? It might be.
I'm not sure. No, no.

Speaker 1 Well, for me, no.

Speaker 1 I would say McDonald's, Wendy's, Jack in the Box. I haven't had Jack in the Box.
Because Jack in the Box just has so many different things. Anyway, this conversation should end.

Speaker 1 But I will say, if you're going to stick to your RBC, if you're going to do your taste test between Arby's and Wendy's, I know who's going to win.

Speaker 1 I mean, but if you do tend to, I don't want to sway your decision, but if you do tend to start going towards the Arby's vote, just remember, you're not going to get a Rolex that way.

Speaker 1 Because no one at the Rolex store is going to hear that you chose Arby's and give you a Rolex. Yep.

Speaker 1 This is definitely like if there was someone at the Rolex Corporation that was like, you know what, we should send Ben and Ronnie some Rolexes.

Speaker 1 They've now decided bad for the brand. By the way, yeah, send us our, send us, send us our shit.
Okay, so

Speaker 1 meanwhile, you think this went on a long time audience? Sorry, but this

Speaker 1 fight is going on longer on the show. What do you want us to talk about?

Speaker 1 They're still going about who copied what.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 so she's like, you know what? It's not a competition, but like my Porsche is a 2025. And I got the first color of this color in the state.
So you know what?

Speaker 1 Like if Joseph Smith drove a Porsche, like he would be jealous that he didn't have mine. That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 1 So yeah, Lisa says, Angie is such a jealous, competitive person. It's unhealthy.
Like she's going to take years off of her life if she keeps this going. First, it's with like watches and cars.

Speaker 1 And like, I don't even know what you drove, but, but you know what? I was driving when you were watching me on TV because I was on TV

Speaker 1 while you were not on TV yet. Oh,

Speaker 1 and by the way, Jen Shaw's out of jail today. That was the other thing.
Jen Shaw's out of jail. Yeah, watching us, watching us talking about Angie K watching me.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Wow, that's crazy to think.
So Angie's like, well, I don't care about things. You and I are so different.
You just named all the things.

Speaker 1 Angie, stop it. And say, but I feel like you do care about things.
You do. You care about them.
She's like, no, I do not care about things, only Greek things. I'm like a Greek girl.

Speaker 1 Greek girls just want to have fun. And it reminds me that you and I are so different.
You are so worried about what things look like on the outside.

Speaker 1 Which is funny because Angie Kay just bragged about putting chopsticks under her bag and having the fat removed.

Speaker 1 I'm not worried about that.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 that's like you putting that on me. I have hobbies just like you.

Speaker 1 And one of my hobbies is sitting in the bathtub and looking for stuff and finding like cool, unique pieces for trips and special occasions.

Speaker 1 That's my hobby, sitting in a tub and looking for pieces. Now, Lisa, you know that the bathtub is Meredith's scene.
You're stealing Meredith's scene.

Speaker 1 Now, by the way, I just ordered a bathtub at Duty Free.

Speaker 1 Are you looking to start an argument? It's not going to work with me because I've got my EBWB with me. Okay, easy, breezy, beautiful blazer girl.
That's me, Meredith Marks, and Grace.

Speaker 1 I mean, whatever, then I don't sit in the bath then. Then I sit on the bath, the bathroom floor, and I look for things.
That's what I do. Like, it's my hobby.

Speaker 1 I like to look for things on the internet, things that'll be cute on trips. Sorry.
Sorry, I look for things.

Speaker 1 Why is like

Speaker 1 sorry, I look for things.

Speaker 1 Why is looking, like browsing for clothing in a bathtub feel like luxurious and indulgent, but like doing it on the bathroom floor feels like sad and tragic?

Speaker 1 It's like, oh, dear.

Speaker 1 I feel like bathroom floor is like where people do things like they like pick up their loose pill that went flying somewhere, you know, or like are crying because of them from like the bath mat.

Speaker 1 is like where sad things happen. The bathtub is where like relaxation and wonderful things happen.

Speaker 1 Have you ever used a bathtub like do you do you have a bathtub now that you've used like that you don't have a bathtub i have a bathtub and i don't use i've had to use it once you know what my bathtub is for it's in the shower it's one of those like there's a shower like a stand-up shower but then in the shower in the same thing is a bathtub it's weird it's not the same unit you know what i mean you know how they do that now so i have you're meaning that like the shower does not go down into the bathtub right so like you walk into the shower it's a big walk-in shower so you walk in and it's like a rain shower or whatever.

Speaker 1 But then beyond that is a bathtub that's also in there. I don't know.
They do that now. I don't know why.
But anyway, it's like that. And so it's where I put my feet up to cut my toenails.

Speaker 1 And so my bathtub is just filled with toenails. Oh, it's disgusting.

Speaker 1 It's disgusting.

Speaker 1 It is so needle just moved towards Darpie's, everyone.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm not going to get a Rolex either. I'm glad I don't want a Rolex because they are not giving me one.
Okay. So everybody laughs and they're like, oh my God, cheers to stuff.

Speaker 1 And Heather's like, wow, got another scene under my belt. Like, wow, good one, Heather.
You just spent six grand to create the scene that you could have just started with.

Speaker 1 Remember when Angie and Lisa were fighting in the airport?

Speaker 1 Well, whatever. Spend your money where you like it.
So now we go, everyone's getting ready to go out. And Lisa's talking to her, her glam person.
And she's like, yeah, you know what?

Speaker 1 Like, I get my makeup done every day at home. Like, every day.
Like, I have a girl that comes over.

Speaker 1 And every time time she comes over she's like oh my god right now i heard horses neighing and so i looked under the hood of the porsche that's out there that's amazing this is like the first horse strong porsche i've ever seen she was amazed

Speaker 1 angie goes over to heather and whitney's room and she's like are you excited to wake up in greece look out the window it's still grease out there they're like okay

Speaker 1 this is what it's gonna be like ultra

Speaker 1 Are you excited that you woke up 10 minutes ago in Greece? Is it still Greece? It's a bit different waking up in Greece. I am Greek.

Speaker 1 So I understand there were a few complaints on the last trip I planned. And then we see the camping trip.
People being like, fuck camping. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But now she's like, but now we have leveled up and we are staying in this gorgeous villa at the androgynous and androgynous Andronus Arcadia. There will be nothing to complain about here.

Speaker 1 This is Class A. This is where people who've owned Porsches for a long time and many of them like to stay.
But then we see Angie. This is the you've owned four Porsches, sweet.

Speaker 1 I've had five actually. Wait, she's had five and Lisa's had four, right? Yes.
But she has a Cartier watch that

Speaker 1 can be traced back to when Facebook was relevant.

Speaker 1 Don't forget.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 Angie and Heather and Mary are walking outside and Lisa's getting glam, so they're making fun of her.

Speaker 1 No, Lisa comes out sorry that was later lisa comes out she's like oh my god don't come up to me because i might be braggy ha ha

Speaker 1 yeah oh my god i have a makeup girl in there she's from athens i love her oh my god did you make did you do your makeup good angie because you know what like that you're greek but that girl's like greeker than you yeah she's from athens yeah she's like from here Yeah, she's like from like, I don't know if you ever heard of Athens, but she's from there.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So I got my makeup done by a Greek person and you got your makeup done by yourself.
So you got your makeup done by a less Greek person than me. Yeah.
Whatever. Not to compete or anything.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Athens is like the portion of Greece.
It's like the best part. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So guess what, America? It's not an option to go on a trip without glam. Like, why waste a day looking ugly? Am I right?

Speaker 1 Um, and Heather's like, oh my gosh, I love those slides. Those are Prada slides.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna buy those, Lisa.

Speaker 1 What Mary's like, what slides? Lisa's Prada slides. We'd love your Prada slides.
Where'd you get them? Where'd you get your Prada slides? Um, Prada? Cause they're Prada slides.

Speaker 1 Are you gonna get a pair? Are you gonna copy me? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I'm totally, I'm totally chill about all this, guys.
America, I'm like a very chill person.

Speaker 1 I'm not mad at all that they're copying me. But don't forget, Meredith is also very light and chill today.
She's like, Yes.

Speaker 1 She is going to get a pair. She's already working on it.
Smile, smile, laugh, smile.

Speaker 1 He's the only Meredith Marks. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 You know what? Oh, oh, it's Heather. She's like, Brittany may have forgiven Meredith, but I haven't.

Speaker 1 I am so hurt and so disappointed because when we were walking off the plane, Meredith made it very clear that if I was going to continue to be friends with Brittany, then she and I were done.

Speaker 1 And she won't even admit it. Well, she's being nice to you.
I mean, clearly she's not done. Can we just let it go, Heather?

Speaker 1 Jesus Christ, you're just shoving this down our throats the entire fucking season. Just let it go.
Find something new, please. I beg of you.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to forget about her calling me a liar.

Speaker 1 So I'm not going to forget about you lying about your black eye for how many years and trying to blame someone in production and all the other shit that's come out of your mouth on this show.

Speaker 1 Are we going to start keeping liar tallies? Because this is probably not the show you want that on. God.

Speaker 1 Horse race. God, it kind of makes me pine for the good old days when Heather was chasing Lisa Barlow around a yacht, accusing her of leaking stories to the media.

Speaker 1 And when Lisa denied it, she basically was saying that Lisa was a liar for denying it. So anyway, what were we talking about?

Speaker 1 I mean, like, they all accuse each other of lying at all times. Yeah.
So, um, I mean, look, I, I, what I will say is it sounded like, I mean, Meredith obviously acted up on this plane.

Speaker 1 I do believe that she did to some degree. And Meredith being like, she did.
Yeah. And so Meredith being like, no, I didn't.
And like, you're being crazy right now.

Speaker 1 I actually understand Heather's. Well, she's not.

Speaker 1 Well, just to clear the, just to clear it, she's not saying she didn't act crazy on the plane. She's just saying she didn't scream and yell for five hours or whatever they're saying.
Right.

Speaker 1 And Heather's. She's doing a Meredith argument where she's arguing the details.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And Heather's like, I know what I saw. And you're trying to act like I didn't see what I saw.
So I understand.

Speaker 1 I actually do understand why Heather is frustrated, but but it's sort of at this point where it's like, look, you're got, you're not just, you're just not going to get anywhere.

Speaker 1 You're not going to get anywhere. So enjoy creating.
Also, you were asleep half the time by your own admission. Like, if this were a court of law, I just wouldn't listen to you.

Speaker 1 And this is a court of housewives. So just be quiet.
That's what I say.

Speaker 1 So, liar. I'm just kidding.
Just to set her off. No, no, go, go yell about that somewhere.

Speaker 1 So Meredith does whisper to Heather because she's trying to make like jokes and light with Heather, but Heather's not having it. Like she's not giving her any energy.

Speaker 1 So Meredith is like, By the way, at some point, I need to take two minutes with you because I do need to explain something to you from last week's thing.

Speaker 1 You know, then we're done with it. Then we're done with it.
And she tells us that she tried to talk to Heather. She tried to talk to her before the trip to resolve some issues

Speaker 1 because of the misunderstanding about her calling her a liar.

Speaker 1 And she's like, But you know, it doesn't do, it doesn't hurt to give someone the courtesy of a conversation i guess that's a little too much for her

Speaker 1 so now they um they arrive at the beach and heather's like oh my god why is the sand black so angie's saying it's because of volcanoes and then they are like putting their feet in the water and everything and angie is like i may need to put my bucket hat on and so she puts on this bucket hat that is like blue and white striped it's like it's like greek flag angie you don't have to do you're in greece now you don't have to do this anymore please just stop it.

Speaker 1 It's one thing if you're like in a if you're in America or in a foreign country and you want to advertise like, this is my heritage, but you're here now. You don't have to do this.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Well, we're Americans. I don't even think we're allowed to speak on that because look at look at us.
I mean, I go down the street.

Speaker 1 Listen, if I saw someone, you can't go down the street here without a truck that's bigger than a house coming past you with American flags all over it and you know, American flags on the, you know, the bumper and American flags on the windows and American flag.

Speaker 1 The kids come out. They're just little walking American flags.
Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, that being said, if I saw someone wearing an American flag bucket hat just randomly down the street, I'd be like, ma'am, sir, whoever you are, please, please,

Speaker 1 this is too much. You can have pride for your country.
You can love what the country stands for,

Speaker 1 if that's what you're feeling, but you don't have to express it in bucket hat form. Okay.

Speaker 1 Unless it's July 4th. I will allow it on July 4th, but after that, like, get a grip.

Speaker 1 You know, next time you're about to put a big flag on your child or your car or your pet or your street or your mailbox, just ask yourself this.

Speaker 1 You may be proud of your country, but is your country fucking proud of you? Okay. Is America walking around with ronnie faces everywhere? No, just stop it.
Okay. Please.

Speaker 1 I think just in general, let's just not advance any agenda through a bucket hat. Let's just let the bucket hat be a bucket hat.
We do not need to

Speaker 1 any advertising on it. We don't just.
I would vote for that that law if you were in city council.

Speaker 1 Keep bucket hats neutral. Make bucket hats neutral again.

Speaker 1 Make bucket hats, bucket hats again.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Actually, you know what's so funny? Wait, okay. Sorry, another tangent.

Speaker 1 Back in 2000, when I was an intern on Strangers with Candy, the little cast, they gave like, at the end of the season, they gave little gifts and they gave.

Speaker 1 everyone bucket hats that says strangers with candy on it. And so it's this cool little bucket hat that I've always had.
Didn't really fit well, but I've always kept it because it's cool.

Speaker 1 It's from this show that's like, you know, I worked on, but now like it's a beloved show. And I have this Strangers with Candy bucket hat.
My parents went on a cruise to um,

Speaker 1 like went from like Dubai down to like South Africa,

Speaker 1 some crazy cruise. And my dad was like, Oh, I need a hat.
So he took my Strangers with Candy bucket hat and wore wore that around in Dubai. I don't know.

Speaker 1 The good news is he didn't lose it, but I'm like,

Speaker 1 dad, why were you wearing? First of all, why were you wearing a bucket hat, Dad? Second of all, just walking around with the strangers with candy bucket hats.

Speaker 1 Representation in Dubai. I'm a user, a boozer, and a loser.

Speaker 1 Just some good old-fashioned intern swag representing in Dubai. Crossy and my dad.

Speaker 1 So she has this super tacky hat and Mary's like, Auntie, that Greek hat, I'm not going to lie. Just that it just throws the outfit off.
And she's like, I'm going to take it off. You're right.

Speaker 1 I just wanted to have a moment, but I'm good now. I am Greek.
Isn't this the Greekest hat you've ever seen? Look how they make bucket hats in Greece.

Speaker 1 So now Mary looks at Brawen and she's like, Bronwyn, let me see your face shape. Yeah, take your hat off.
Okay. Yeah.
See, you have bucket face shape. Okay, Heather.
All right, you two.

Speaker 1 You also have, you have bucket, bucket face shape. Uh-huh.
Yeah, because you know, these got you're brainiacs. That's why.
Uh-huh. Yeah, you got, you got bucket, bucket face-shaped.

Speaker 1 That means big head, right? She's calling them a big head. And so Heather's like, well, it's not a butterface, but it's a step up.
So a bucket you can puke in after. So at least that's good.

Speaker 1 Mary's like, yeah, well, bucket face-shaped people, they're really smart. You know, they're, they're really intelligent because they take a lot of information in, you know.

Speaker 1 Bucket face-shaped people.

Speaker 1 And then Mary tell, Mary, Mary goes on and she tells us there's oblong face, there's pie face, there's square shaped face. By the way, what's pie face? Not just circle face?

Speaker 1 You're not just a circle, you're a pie.

Speaker 1 Okay,

Speaker 1 I'm looking up face shapes. I see triangle, round, square, rectangle, diamond, heart.
What's this one? Oval.

Speaker 1 I don't see them called bucket.

Speaker 1 I'm going to say face shapes. I don't think this is official terminology.
So she tells us there's oblong face, pie face, and square-shaped face.

Speaker 1 I mean, square-shaped face, those are the ding ding bats like if you have a square face just know you're a ding bat and they just show brit they keep showing brittany

Speaker 1 you have a square face you're a ding bat this was so stupid and so hilarious and how there's like well i've never been complimented for a bucket shaped face before

Speaker 1 is it like that you're bucket shaped or is that your face fits in a bucket hat well right I think it's the shape of a bucket. Like

Speaker 1 your face, it's wide on the top and then it's it goes down, but it's still kind of square on the bottom i think i would have a bucket face right or do i have a square face maybe i have a square face i can't tell i feel like the middle i feel like you might be more like you're a square in the middle but then you're also like round on the bottom so like you're like you know what you are you're like you're like pill shaped like a tablet like a gel cap like a gel cap so i would be like a pie face then right now i have a very round no you're not pie face i think you're more like 20.

Speaker 1 i think when people look at

Speaker 1 i think your face is more in the circle it reads more circle than square what about mine I think Mac's circle cut off. What will I be? A bucket face.
See, look, bucket face.

Speaker 1 All right, let me see what I'm doing. I think I'm square.

Speaker 1 I think you're. Square?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think because you have a very square jaw. I've seen

Speaker 1 square. I think.

Speaker 1 I have more square. I've got a big chin.
People may not realize this, but my chin. Yeah, you've got like a cartoon-like hero chin.
I've got like a moon.

Speaker 1 I'm like Mac the Knight from

Speaker 1 McDonald's. No.

Speaker 1 I think

Speaker 1 I got the chin that comes out this way. Yeah, but it's like that prince way, not in a moon way.

Speaker 1 A prince way? Yeah, like a Disney Prince.

Speaker 1 Like a handsome square chin. It's not like a cartoon moon from a McDonald's commercial.

Speaker 1 I used to be very self-conscious about my chin, how it fails forward. People like go get that chin on purpose.
Like they pay to get that chin. What are you talking about with that chin?

Speaker 1 I used to be so self-conscious about it. And then I decided, ugh.

Speaker 1 I'll just focus on my posture.

Speaker 1 I'll just be more self-conscious about that. Why would you be self-conscious about that?

Speaker 1 That's That's like a huge, I mean, I'm not, I don't want to discount your, your feelings, but that's, those are stupid feelings because that's an amazing chin. Like people pay to get that chin.

Speaker 1 I, no, I, I don't, I don't care anymore, but I had a period of time. I mean, I used to be self-confident.
When you die, if you die first, can I have your chin? I'll put it in.

Speaker 1 Do you know, do you know at one point a friend once told me, she said, while we were watching Traders with Candy, I remember this.

Speaker 1 She said, wow, Ben. You have the flattest feet I've ever seen.
And I was like, for like five years, I was self-conscious about my flat feet, which is so ridiculous. Cause it's like, who cares?

Speaker 1 Who cares? Yeah, you can't do anything about your feet. And I've got flat feet.
You know that, right? I've Fred Flintstone feet. They're flat.

Speaker 1 I didn't know we have a lot in common. Yeah.
Flat feet, you know, flat feet.

Speaker 1 You know what? What divides us?

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's

Speaker 1 a huge dividend. Because we travel together a lot, and that's a big thing to fight about.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 But it's our flat feet that brings us back together. Yeah.
We'll be like, well, I hate my feet. I hate my feet too.
Let's Let's see Darby's and Wendy's. Okay.

Speaker 1 So now people go sit for lunch, and

Speaker 1 Heather's like, so Angie, how many boot soles can you fit into? Boot Soles. What? Look at that.
It's some food they're talking about. No, no, boots.
It wasn't Boot Souls. I think it was the name.

Speaker 1 I think it was the name of this.

Speaker 1 It looked like they're focusing on like a potato thing at this moment.

Speaker 1 So that's why I don't think it was Boot Souls. I'm going to look it up.
Greek potato dish.

Speaker 1 So it's just bad. It's just my note reading.
Okay. So

Speaker 1 she's like, how many of those can you fit in your mouth? She's like, well, it really depends on the amount of them. Speaking of them, what do you ladies think about the men in Greece? They are Greek.

Speaker 1 Hey, you are Greek. Like, hey, what's up? And there's like, they're so hot.
Are you seeing any that you are interested in? Is the question. She's like, yeah, the one on that flamingo was pretty cute.

Speaker 1 And we see like 20 minutes earlier, like in the beat on the on the water, there's like this guy on a floating flamingo, just like an average guy who just waves at them.

Speaker 1 Like his only feature is that he waves at them. And she's like, whoa, look at that hottie on the flamingo.
Like,

Speaker 1 this like low-rent, like, 1987,

Speaker 1 you know, version of Slash and John Stanlos mixed together. I don't know.
So it's kind of. I fucked around with that guy on the flamingo.
No, you didn't. Shut Shut up, guy on the flamingo.

Speaker 1 I know.

Speaker 1 Did I say fucked around? Oops. Whoops.
Ron Wynn. I guess we'll never get all.

Speaker 1 Ron Wynn, are you going to get a number two while you're here?

Speaker 1 You have kind of thrown that out. Like a little bit of an open marriage.
Are you going to get a phone number out here? What? What? No, no, no, no. I didn't say that I was looking into that.

Speaker 1 No, I didn't. Yes, you did.
No, no, not at all. Not at all.

Speaker 1 You said todd and i have to talk about an open marriage no

Speaker 1 no todd and i are not in an open marriage he's happy and that's fine that's not weak right now being honest no never said it no

Speaker 1 i feel wait a second i feel like you're very matter of fact about it right now i am very matter of fact about it i am that's true

Speaker 1 And then Heather clutches Bronwyn's arm, which is her disarm. That's the way she disarms someone before asking a nosy question.
But are you happy?

Speaker 1 Are you happy bronwin i'm super happy super happy really

Speaker 1 really you don't cry at night when you hear the crinkle of a worther's original opening up are you really happy happy happy happy i'm happy

Speaker 1 could you say something that maybe convinces us that you're really into todd these days i am i'm superly i'm i actually super adore todd and we're happy and there's like no drama in my house so

Speaker 1 it's the worst defense of all time bronwin come on bronwen come on Bronwyn. There's no drama in our house.

Speaker 1 Like, listen, every time I'm about to root for Bronwyn, she does shit like this. Like, just say what you mean.
Don't be another Heather. We've already got another Heather.

Speaker 1 You say one thing, then the next second, that's not what you said. Then you, but we saw you say it.
I mean, she does this shit all the time so she can drop it.

Speaker 1 I think she does it to get the other ladies talking about it so she can blame the other ladies to Todd. She's like, well, the other ladies were saying this and this and this and this.

Speaker 1 And they deny ever saying it. But like, we see it.
It's on film. Why are you denying it?

Speaker 1 And You actually got total props from the entire audience for having that conversation on camera, and now you're pretending it never happened.

Speaker 1 Come on, I think what happens is actually she has these moments where she says it and she's very empowered, and it's very exciting for her.

Speaker 1 And then she tells, excuse me, she tells Todd that she said it, and Todd's like, Why would you go tell that? I don't like things being told on camera. So then she tries to fix it by denying it.

Speaker 1 And basically, she like sort of crawls back into like defense, like into like the must protect Todd at all costs mode.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think that that's probably, that's probably true, but it's also letting Bromwyn off the hook, and she does it all the time. So she was on a podcast.
I'm sorry, I don't know the name right now.

Speaker 1 I'm not trying to diss the podcast. Talk to Save the World.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 It was Joe Rogan.

Speaker 1 She just was on Love It or Leave It. That's what it was.
Oh, okay. So it must have been that.
And she was saying,

Speaker 1 he was asking about this. He's like, so you had this conversation on camera.

Speaker 1 What was that about? And she's like, well, well, you know, I wasn't on the plane with the ladies. Right, right.
You know that, right? So I wasn't on the plane with them.

Speaker 1 And when that Meredith thing happened, and so production was saying, we've got to have all the ladies talk about this, you know, the drama on the plane. So they got me a scene.

Speaker 1 And so when Whitney came in, I just thought the scene was going to be about her asking me about Todd on the plane with the text because that was my drama on the plane. Right, right.

Speaker 1 You remember that? So I thought the scene was going to be about me and Todd. And so that's why I was talking so much about me and Todd on the plane.

Speaker 1 But even that doesn't make sense because didn't that start with Whitney telling her the stuff about Meredith? I mean, she just stopped lying. Just, these are just inconsequential lies.

Speaker 1 She's really bobbing and weaving. Emphasis on bobbing.
Because guess what? Generational Bob in that family. Hey, yo.

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