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Speaker 1 Well, hello, and welcome to What What Crappens? I'm Ronnie, and that's Ben over there. Hello, Ben.
Hello, hello.

Speaker 1 How are you doing? How's it going over there?

Speaker 1 It's going great, thanks. It's Monday morning.
Ready to dive into the week. How's it going with you?

Speaker 1 Good.

Speaker 1 Everything's just great over here, y'all. Run up to the holidays.
We're going to be on Amazon Live today to talk about a little holiday shopping, etc.

Speaker 1 And that's at 4 p.m. Pacific time.
You can find a link in our bio on Instagram. Okay.

Speaker 1 Also,

Speaker 1 that's it. We're recording a movie this week for Christmas with the Reality Gays.
We're super excited. That's My Secret Santa on Netflix.
Looks amazing. Looks like a really quality, high-quality film.

Speaker 1 And that's it. What's been going on in your life? How's your post-birthday glow?

Speaker 1 Post-birthday glow is fantastic. Had a little birthday party this weekend, which was nice.
Thank you to my friends who showed up. And apologies to people who I may have forgotten to invite.

Speaker 1 And a little cookie party. I went to my friend's cookie party.
It was just a really fun, great weekend. You know, watched some football.

Speaker 1 I took a gander at a reality hot seat on Peacock, which was an experience unto itself. So tell me about it.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 you know, we love everyone who's involved. We have friends who are on the show and we love when our friends get opportunities.
And this was

Speaker 1 quite the interesting experiment.

Speaker 1 What would happen if Bravo People and Rob Mariano just

Speaker 1 watch football as it happens? And I have to say, I think as experiments go, it's one we'll always remember.

Speaker 1 So it didn't, it didn't hit very well, huh? So what'd they do? Just like sit around and watch the game and talk about the game or talk about other stuff or what?

Speaker 1 Well, so I tuned in in the beginning, like I tuned in like 20 or 25 minutes into the game, and Bronwyn was on there and she was giving like fashion updates.

Speaker 1 She was like analyzing some of the guys' fashion as they walk into the stadium. And Bronwyn was actually very good.
Like she definitely is very comfortable in that like

Speaker 1 talking head kind of space talking about fashion uh and and then like

Speaker 1 i don't know who was it was like a lot of over talking and you know i'm one to i'm one to talk i'm one to over talk i should say so uh you know you know sometimes these first episodes people have to get their sea legs and their chemistry But it was pretty chaotic.

Speaker 1 Rob was just like drift, his eyes were, he was trying to watch the game instead of actually being on camera. So he was just like staring down at a TV on the floor the entire time.

Speaker 1 And he's like, well, they got the ball. They got the ball.
And now they're going to run with it. It was just,

Speaker 1 it was, that was great.

Speaker 1 It was not a triumph, perhaps, but

Speaker 1 the vibe was fun. The nice energy, nice energy.
They had a little in-studio audience. It was brightly lit.
They were having fun. It was brightly lit.
Yes, man. I love that.

Speaker 1 That is totally someone who comes to see your community theater show and has nothing to say at the end. There were so many lights.
Yeah. I mean, the lighting was just so bright.

Speaker 1 But the, it's like in Bullets Over Broadway, where Diane Weist

Speaker 1 when she's read the playwright script in that movie. And he's like, so what did you think?

Speaker 1 She's like, oh, well, I didn't really care for the, for the story or the characters, but the binder, oh, wonderful choice. But then

Speaker 1 so it was weird because like the game was happening, but you weren't actually watching the game. You're watching like Bronwyn talk about fashion.

Speaker 1 I was like, but aren't you supposed to be like, aren't we supposed to be able to see the game at the same time?

Speaker 1 Then I went to a cookie party and I came back for the final five minutes of the game and they were actually now watching the game. It was a split screen and it was just chaotic.

Speaker 1 It reminded me of the time when you, you and I and Matt Woodfield auditioned for the People's Couch. And we were like,

Speaker 1 because that's,

Speaker 1 that's literally what they were doing. And Heather Gay, I don't think Heather Gay was listening to anyone.
She just kept on talking over every single person.

Speaker 1 And she kept on, um, she was, people would like set her up for jokes, and she was like not, she was not yes and she was just in her own world, and it was just like, oh no.

Speaker 1 Well, glad I missed it. Um, I watched a show called Obituary on Hulu that was really good.
Oh, I love

Speaker 1 it's so good. It's like a female dexter, this girl who writes the obituary section.
He starts killing people.

Speaker 1 That was really good. And I watched a lot of the secret lives of Mormon wives.

Speaker 1 And that does

Speaker 1 just keeps going. I mean, I feel like I've been watching it for a long time.
I mean, I can't binge it because it's just too much numbness in my brain at one time. I mean, they're just

Speaker 1 over and over, you know, they're like, well, I don't like her because I really don't appreciate what she did to me that time, but I'm going to see her today at the, at the water jug event.

Speaker 1 Oh, no, they're like, oh my God, I have to see her today at the hydro jug event. And it's like a big deal.

Speaker 1 So like, oh my God, we cannot fight at the hydro jug event and then the other girl's like oh my god they're gonna fight at the hydro jug event and then they do fight at the hydro jug event and i'm like wow hydro jug really i mean i sit here and drink a hydro jug every day where's my damn million here it is right here where's my why why am i not invited to fight with people every day i drink out of this thing every single day hydro jug okay you need me to tell ben off while i do it to get some money from you people I'm so far behind on my secret lives of Mormon wives.

Speaker 1 And so now I'm like, I'm in one of those holes where you fall so far behind that then the idea of like actually catching up is so intimidating that you just don't do it.

Speaker 1 And then you fall farther behind. So I'm in one of those downward spirals.

Speaker 1 I just have to fix it, especially because there's so much controversy and everyone has a lot of anger about this reunion that aired over the weekend. So,

Speaker 1 you know, I feel like I want to weigh in. But guess what? We're not even here to talk about any of this stuff.

Speaker 1 We're here to talk about Real House of the Potomac, believe it or not, which we are recapping today, right now.

Speaker 1 Right now, Real House Was the Potomac season 10, episode 10, 10, 10.

Speaker 1 And it's called Blunt Truths.

Speaker 1 Thank you.

Speaker 1 Oh, I get that. Yeah, see?

Speaker 1 So, Giselle is a car shopping for a G-Wagon, and she only wants an electric G-Wagon to help the earth or something. She wants to help all the mountains of ice that are melting somewhere.

Speaker 1 that may or may not have a

Speaker 1 protective shell over the environment. she doesn't really know she just wants a big ass electric car

Speaker 1 yeah

Speaker 1 she she definitely wants one and uh she she's trying to be a better global citizen i guess and she announces to aaron the car salesman that her girlfriend's coming because she wants someone's opinion which is hilarious it's a g-wagon i mean like you either want one or you don't right what else is there to what else is there to say you everyone knows what a g-wagon is or is that yeah no one's gonna

Speaker 1 wagon no one no housewife is gonna come on and be like don't get a g-wagon get a Hyundai a Hyundai you know or a Hyundai

Speaker 1 like you know what don't get the Gwagon don't get the Gwagon here's what you do get a get an entry-level Mazda

Speaker 1 okay yeah

Speaker 1 so um the person she chooses is her trusty friend a very long time, very close friend to her. Only person she could trust to talk about G-Wagons with, Wendy, who she's like for, I think, five minutes.

Speaker 1 So Wendy comes and Wendy's like, oh my God, my G-Wagon was stolen. They're like, no, it wasn't.
You don't have a G-Wagon.

Speaker 1 Never mind.

Speaker 1 Right it out of my wagon. Right out of my gouage.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 Wendy is, she joins and she says she wants an electric car. And Giselle's like, oh, thinking about the G-Wagon? Nah.

Speaker 1 And she goes, I am, but I don't want to pull a Stacy, you know, because I want to tell you in advance, this is not going to be another happy Eddie situation.

Speaker 1 so they're like laughing because you know stacy is the copycat allegedly of the entire group

Speaker 1 yeah i love that they're making it sound like wendy and eddie went out into a farm and you know dug up and dug stuff up and put little seeds in and grew with their lights and all the they are also an imprint brand everybody with another

Speaker 1 but also like

Speaker 1 who cares it's like another housewife coming out with moisturizer you know

Speaker 1 everyone honestly any housewife at this point is kind of a copycat of Bethany Franklin because everyone's essentially trying to achieve the same thing everyone is trying to use housewives to launch some sort of brand and hope they hit it big so anything can really be accused of being a housewife i don't think it's crazy that that stacy came up with a cannabis brand as well i mean it is hilarious that she named it shyo And that means joy, a Nigerian, and you have Happy Eddie and you have like joy.

Speaker 1 If anything, I actually would wager to say that Stacy's branding is, I I think, better than Happy Eddie's. Happy Eddie's looks like it's marketed towards, you know, college kids.

Speaker 1 I mean, maybe that's the better. Maybe that's the better branding.
Yeah. Stacy's actually

Speaker 1 looks like actually a sophisticated weed product.

Speaker 1 Well, I mean, yeah, but this is weed. You know what I mean? Like, I don't, Stacy's looks like, oh, take a bath.
You know what I mean? Read a book. Take a bath.
Great.

Speaker 1 Hey, guys, remember Mary Higgins Clark? What a murder author. Read her while you're in the bathtub, which you're,

Speaker 1 is weed. You know, I want like happy Eddie.
I want like, this probably tastes like bubblegum and pop rocks in your lungs.

Speaker 1 But the thing is, but like every, but every weed purveyor has that kind of vibe. So like Stacey's actually attempting to reach a different audience.
Happy Eddie's, I don't know, Happy Eddie.

Speaker 1 I hate, first of all, I hate the name Happy Eddie and I hate the Bring Eddie Out merch that they're doing.

Speaker 1 I just, I think that they feel like these Eddie moments are more iconic than they are, and they just aren't. They're like not even close to being iconic or memorable.

Speaker 1 But like to them, they're like, oh my God, this is the most holy OBS thing. Let's copyright it.
I totally support Wendy and Eddie having a business. I just don't love their branding.
Happy Eddie.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Just call me Donny Deutsch.

Speaker 1 So Giselle's like, what do you call those things with the ice, the mountains with the ice, glaciers? Ha ha ha ha ha.

Speaker 1 So Wendy comes and they're talking about G-Wagons and stuff. And Wendy says that she does want a G-Wagon, but she won't get Giselle's color.
So now they talk shit about Stacy.

Speaker 1 And Wendy's like, you know, sometimes people don't know how to tell you that they like what you're doing. So instead, maybe they mimic what you're doing, you know? So I still like her, though.

Speaker 1 I still like her. So Giselle's like, why doesn't that make you crazy?

Speaker 1 She's like, well, she's a nice girl, but why are you guys always on her ass? You know, what the hell? She's sweet. And she's like, well, it's valid.
Ah, Stacey's making beds that she's lying in.

Speaker 1 Yeah, uh, and Giselle is like, Stacy's a big fat liar. Ah, everybody has issues with this woman and things that she has said.

Speaker 1 And I don't understand women that move like that because you're sneaky, you're sneaky. You know, I decided I'm going to take a step back and allow her to live.
I don't have any energy for her.

Speaker 1 I just don't understand why Giselle is so bothered by Stacy. It's so over the top.
Like, so Giselle is

Speaker 1 upset because she doesn't believe that Stacy's being honest about about her divorce when Giselle has spent literally 10 years on the show being like very

Speaker 1 questionable about her relationships, Sherman, like getting back, not getting back together with What's His Face? Her ass.

Speaker 1 He himself said was just for the show and all fake. Yeah.
Because I think Jason Cameron, everything is sort of like, what's the real truth going on here, Giselle?

Speaker 1 And now Stacy is having this moment and Giselle's literally like nailing her to a cross.

Speaker 1 And then on top of that, you have this, what's what Giselle's really sinking her teeth into is this idea that Stacy violated girl code by talking to Chris Samuels. You don't even like Monique.

Speaker 1 You didn't even care about Monique until like not even at this scene yet. You still haven't even had your lunch with her.

Speaker 1 And suddenly you're going to take up from Monique with girl code just so you could like go after Stacy? No, I don't, I don't think so.

Speaker 1 And have you seen all the stuff coming out about Cookie, by the way? It's crazy. Cookie's apparently a nutcase.

Speaker 1 She said that she had sex with Chris or something, right?

Speaker 1 Cookie's a nutcase. I love it.
Well, I think we come to that later. But yeah, she's saying that she,

Speaker 1 I don't know, apparently she's just really messy and she has all these fake accounts and she was going after

Speaker 1 Love and Marriage. One of those, I guess DC was there when in DC, a Love and Marriage DC, where she was

Speaker 1 coming for all the people with all these fake accounts. And Cookie's a little cray cray.

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 yeah, go ahead. I'm about to say the side characters in Potomac are kind of hilarious.
You got Cookie, you got Tally Ho guy, got all these sort of things.

Speaker 1 She went to jail for fraud or something like that, Cookie. She's got

Speaker 1 a lot going on. Cookie's got a lot going on.
In other words, friend of. Please give us a friend of.
In other words, give her a flute. Yes.

Speaker 1 So they're talking about Stacey, and then they go test drive the car, and Giselle doesn't seem to know how to do it. I don't know.
Was Giselle the one with the Mini Cooper? Who drove the Mini Cooper?

Speaker 1 Was that her husband?

Speaker 1 Or was that only on Mary Demedicine, the little psychiatrist? Remember when he drove the Mini Cooper and it made you crazy, Greg, Quad's husband? Probably.

Speaker 1 I just remember Katie Cazorlo used to have like one of those little smart cars. And I remember she pulled up once when we were doing Housewife Ho Down and we were at that studio years ago.

Speaker 1 And I just remember Katie pulling up in this tiny little like box of a car, a thimble. She was basically driving a thimble with wheels and she was waving out her window.

Speaker 1 And I was like, that's a small car.

Speaker 1 So she doesn't know where the D for drive is. And he's like, we call that D plus now.

Speaker 1 So sorry. Sorry for anybody looking for a drive.
This is a Mercedes. All right.
We've improved the drive. Okay.
D plus.

Speaker 1 Wow. Is that so that way has a better grade than what every other car has?

Speaker 1 Every other car gets a D.

Speaker 1 Somebody's like,

Speaker 1 Giselle, do you know how to drive? And she's like, I own the road. I own the road.
And then she just goes speeding around some, you know, suburban

Speaker 1 Potomac street. Is that the Mercedes

Speaker 1 slogan?

Speaker 1 We own the road. Yeah.
I own the road.

Speaker 1 Is it? I don't know. No, I think it's the best car.
We own the night.

Speaker 1 We own the road. I'm going to look for that.
We own the road. Slogan.
We own the road. I feel like I've heard.

Speaker 1 I would look it up, but my my keyboard has died it's not recognized it's not recognized as a slogan what the hell I thought it was we own the road yeah it's like a great slogan we own the road you know it'd be great for um

Speaker 1 like the like Bette Midler I cleaned up this road I own the road Maybe it's me every every time tax season comes along. I'm like, I own this road.
I paid for it with my taxes.

Speaker 1 Why is there a pothole in this road? That's actually probably right. It's probably tax.
It's probably insolent taxpayers. I own this road.
You can't give me a ticket.

Speaker 1 I pay your salary, sir.

Speaker 1 So now

Speaker 1 Giselle's like, in the words of Karen, nah, I need to punch it. Dah.

Speaker 1 And so then we see a flashback in 2021 of Karen and Mia driving around when they got those like Lamborghinis or whatever, Ferraris or whatever to drive around. And Karen being like,

Speaker 1 well, with all this power, I feel like I'm getting moist.

Speaker 1 So Wendy's like, oh, how's Cowen doing? And Giselle says,

Speaker 1 you know, I don't know. I mean, don't you feel like she needs to be out like free Karen? And they're like, yeah.

Speaker 1 Neither of them have either of them made any attempts to visit poor Karen. Or where is Karen actually? Maybe it's not feasible.
Maybe she's not in the state.

Speaker 1 Speak a violent cake or don't call me your friend. That's what I say.

Speaker 1 I feel like, you know, I'm seeing Monique and it's like the gang's all back together. We need the rest of the gang.

Speaker 1 That's why Karen, that's why Karen should be out of jail. So that way they can have a complete cast.
Yeah, Giselle is sick of torturing newbies. She's like, God, I'm misabusing Karen.

Speaker 1 So now they

Speaker 1 talk about... What's that? I said, poor Robin left out.
The gang's back together. And it's like, I forgot about Robin.
Robin's such a baby, man.

Speaker 1 I mean, look, everybody else on this show, on these shows, they get fired. And that's when you start your campaign to get back on the show.
You know, you're like, look how much better I'm doing.

Speaker 1 Look how I'm going to, you know, lunch with somebody from the cast from a long time ago. I mean, even Teresa's out there working door-to-door.
She became friends with the Gorgas again.

Speaker 1 I just saw that she made up with Kathy Waquely. So I saw that.
That's something going to Christmas at Melissa's.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that means they're going to try and reboot the whole family aspect of that show, you know, if you're reading signs. So if Teresa can do it, you all can do it.

Speaker 1 That's the most pig-headed lady I've ever seen. So come on, Robin, get off your your couch and make an effort.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Also, like, let's be honest, Robin, the reason why you, I think, I believe the reason why Robin ultimately got fired is because she put

Speaker 1 information on Patreon before she put it on the show. She withheld it from the show and put it on her Patreon.

Speaker 1 And I think after that, I think like, unless she had like an amazing season, she was going to be out of there. And she did not have an amazing season.

Speaker 1 And then she's like mad at like NBCU for dropping her. It's like, you, you made yourself a, like a fan unfavorite and you withheld information.

Speaker 1 And like, and then you're going to be mad that you lost your job because of it. No.
Yeah. Like, you should have come to your, you should have come to your reasonably shady party.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 If you want your job back, you need to come out here and throw Juan under the bus.

Speaker 1 I love it. For the public, for the public's consumption, okay? Get with me.
Also, because, also, honestly, not for nothing. She was actually pretty good on the traders.

Speaker 1 She had like a nice turn on the traders and like she was building back her image.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 because I remember when she was on the cast on the traders, we all were like Robin on the traders. And then she was on there and she was good.
And so, can I be honest? I forgot she was on the traders.

Speaker 1 And when she was, you were saying she was at BravoCon because of Traders. I was like, oh, Robin's going to be on Traders.
That's cool. Good for her.
Oh,

Speaker 1 I forgot she was on there.

Speaker 1 She didn't last that long because she was outspoken, but she was actually like, she was likable. She, she commanded a lot of attention.

Speaker 1 And it reminded me that there actually was like for a good stretch of time on Potomac, I was a big Robin fan. I actually used to love Robin and Giselle together.
And I used to really love Robin.

Speaker 1 I felt like she was like really cool and chill, but she kind of, you know, she got hardened. She got hardened.
And I think just like shit with Juan, it's just sort of,

Speaker 1 you know, it kind of like ruined her a little bit. Oh, gosh.
Poor thing. God bless her.
Poor thing. So flashback to 2020 reunion because they're talking about Monique.

Speaker 1 And Wendy's like, oh, last time I thought she had a binder baby. And so we see the binder when Monique was questioning Giselle.
And I love that binder. I still love the binder.
It's so funny.

Speaker 1 It's like one of those old picture books, you know,

Speaker 1 with the Grammy wallpaper cover and everything. And she's like, well, this is my little receipt book.
Everyone has a tab. And Giselle's saying, well, Jamal and I have been through a lot.

Speaker 1 And they're going, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you got back together, but he told his girlfriend that it was just reality TV and it wasn't even true.
John, John, John.

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Speaker 1 So back to the present. Monique is,

Speaker 1 I mean, Giselle says that she's feeling good about seeing her.

Speaker 1 And she's like, I guess Wendy is saying that she's feeling good about seeing her, that everything was light and everything. And

Speaker 1 she's wondering where everything went wrong. Yeah, she's like, if this is the same woman from five years ago, I do not want to see her.
Rah.

Speaker 1 As you were getting kicked out of her house for talking shit about her in her house. God, there's so many good Monique scenes of Monique telling off Giselle.

Speaker 1 I hope this piece that Monique is coming with lasts for about two weeks because I need to see her come for Giselle. Giselle needs somebody to come for her.
She's just got free reign over there.

Speaker 1 She's coming for everybody all the time. And I need somebody to make Giselle answer For what? I don't know.
Her wallpaper, really anything. The color of her.
Angel tried. Angel tried.
Wow.

Speaker 1 I need a backfish. You called me a catfish.
You'll get to know me.

Speaker 1 So now we go to a brewery and Stacey is there with her friend AJ. I love AJ.
He's so funny. And they're sitting outside with beers.
And Stacey's like, I am so happy that you're here, AJ.

Speaker 1 He's like, well, you know, I was not going to let this event happen without me being here. It's like, oh, yes.

Speaker 1 tomorrow is so major i can't believe that i'm finally launching my brand a brand for arabella

Speaker 1 and making history right on juneteenth and she's like look at god would you just look at god look at him

Speaker 1 won't he do it i don't think

Speaker 1 I mean like yes like God controls everything but like I don't think that this is like a big religious moment that you decided to have your brand launch on June on Juneteenth.

Speaker 1 It's not like it was like suddenly divine powers converged and we were able to do it. It's like, you just scheduled it on that date.
It's fine. It's good.
It's great. It's a great date to do it.

Speaker 1 But like, she's like, oh my God.

Speaker 1 So Stacey's like, well, I like that the president just took away Juneteenth and then Stacy took it back. She's like, no, if Juneteenth isn't Juneteenth, it's not Trump's birthday.
Okay.

Speaker 1 It is going to be the launch of Shia.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 mine. So Stacey for president.

Speaker 1 Yeah, truly. So we see

Speaker 1 Stacy flashbacks to Stacey talking to a photographer about,

Speaker 1 you know, how Shia came to be. And she's like, Shayo is going to be birthed into the world, photographer.
I am the first black woman in the state of Virginia to have her own cannabis business.

Speaker 1 And I said it to the girls in the group, and nobody even seemed to have the same feelings that I have, which is, I think it's like something that should be celebrated.

Speaker 1 I mean, where I am in the group is just, it's been a lot.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so she sent a group text inviting everybody to the launch, but she doesn't know. She knows that everybody just loves to hate her.
And so we see the text and it's like, good morning, texting.

Speaker 1 Isn't this amazing? Anybody remember the Morse code? Won't he do it?

Speaker 1 Although we are not in the best place right now, as I launched my business on Thursday, making history as the first black woman to not only sell a bejeweled camel on QBC,

Speaker 1 but entrepreneur in the cannabis industry in Virginia, I want you to know that you are welcome. It will be a Juneteenth celebration and perhaps an opportunity for us all to move forward.

Speaker 1 And we see a flashback to two weeks ago and Stacey's FaceTiming Giselle about it. And she's like, I'm working, Giselle.
And she goes, QVC?

Speaker 1 She's like, no, Giselle for my cannabis line that's coming out.

Speaker 1 And then we see her at that Pride event and Giselle's like, what's the name of this company yeah

Speaker 1 shayo

Speaker 1 yeah we named it the my two name

Speaker 1 so funny are you nigerian

Speaker 1 another instance of her not being genuine you know what i mean i'm gonna go back to this kangaroo sandwich i'm eating

Speaker 1 i know

Speaker 1 So Stacey's like,

Speaker 1 I'm always the one who's being accused of something. The latest thing is that Ashley and Kay are telling Monique that I used to date Monique's ex-husband and I'm relaying messages.

Speaker 1 And AJ's like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So they said that you did this.
Yes, they say I'm calling him and trashing Monique.

Speaker 1 And Ashley would know this how.

Speaker 1 Because Kay told her that somebody else said he's like, oh my God, oh my God, all your old asses need to stop it. Okay, this is dumb.

Speaker 1 Wait, I'm going to do you one better. Tia, Miss Prim and Proper, she tried to read me in the British way.
Oh, you're an effing liar.

Speaker 1 In the British way.

Speaker 1 He's like, well, don't you let somebody come across the pond and read your ass now. And you from the D, maybe you should speak up for your damn self.
Put your foot down. Check them.

Speaker 1 I've seen you do it. I've seen you do it.

Speaker 1 You know what? I am non-confrontational. It's just not my nature, as you will see in the rest of this episode.
But I'm not stupid. There will come a point where enough is enough.
Let them have it.

Speaker 1 Let them have it in an empty weed shop. She's like, okay.
Amen. Sounds like a great plan.

Speaker 1 So now we go to Tia, who is, um, she's at the real estate office and she's just like chatting with this guy, Rob, and just having a, like a, like a wisp of a, of a professional scene where she's like, ooh, business, business, real estate mortgage rates.

Speaker 1 Having that business acumen, I've learned that quite late I've got handed everything growing up. My husband had shitloads of money.

Speaker 1 Like I went to school with Sting's daughter and boy George lived next door.

Speaker 1 Lots of knocking from the radiator in those days. Well, lifestyle of the rich and famous was our life.
And then the 80s went away and so did a lot of the money.

Speaker 1 Yes, unfortunately,

Speaker 1 Stinget does no longer text my phone calls, but that's okay. We still will always have our treasured childhood memories of going to school together.
Man, that 80s come down really was a bitch.

Speaker 1 That happened in my family, too. My dad, we thought we were rich growing up, like, like rich, rich, and we were not rich.
It was all a lie.

Speaker 1 And then all the crash happened, and then we found out we were poor. That sucks.
I'm still mad. I want to be rich.
I want to be like a rich kid.

Speaker 1 That's fair to be mad about that.

Speaker 1 Yeah. What the hell? 80s, stupid 80s.

Speaker 1 It is a little bit sitcom-y, though, you have to admit. Like, you, you have to enjoy the fact that there's a, there's a sitcom premise in there.
I mean, it's literally shit screak. right? It was.

Speaker 1 Yeah. My mom actually went from being a country club lady to opening a snack bar in the country club.
And so she had to work for all the country club ladies. And I was so proud of her.

Speaker 1 I mean, I still am because that's like crazy. That's like a crazy thing to put yourself through.
And she did it. And it was like a sitcom.

Speaker 1 Like all the ladies who were their friends being like, oh, Rhonda, look at you making hamburgers.

Speaker 1 So I guess you're going to miss your tennis lesson today.

Speaker 1 You poor thing.

Speaker 1 I'm getting a hamburger to support Rhonda.

Speaker 1 It really is very much a sitcom. I mean, there was that episode of The Simpsons where Marge Simpson got like a Chanel little suit and then she like got into a country club and then she was like,

Speaker 1 but she only had that one Chanel suit. So she had to keep on like tearing it apart to make it look like a different Chanel suit.
And then she eventually destroyed her own Chanel suit.

Speaker 1 I couldn't do it anymore. It's actually kind of a brilliant episode.
She had the Liam locking.

Speaker 1 She had the Linfinity.

Speaker 1 Linfinity by Chanel.

Speaker 1 So Tia. 10 different dresses.
You take off the skirt and wear it on your head.

Speaker 1 Linfinity.

Speaker 1 Linfinity. So Tia then tells us, my dad didn't come from a lot of money.
I don't think he made a lot of wise investments. So there was a lot of having, but not knowing how to sustain.

Speaker 1 And I'm actually very thankful because that's an incredible lesson which is never trust your father he's an idiot

Speaker 1 spend it while you've got it

Speaker 1 so um she thinks she needs to call stacy because i'm a little bit of apprehensive about that invitation

Speaker 1 we kind of started to form a friendship and then boom it was gone just like with the 80s our friendship was gone unsustainable a dad

Speaker 1 So we see a flashback of a lunch where in the beginning everything was warm warm and lovely, but then we have the pool, the dreaded pool moment, which it's funny. You know, I love Tia.

Speaker 1 I love Tia, but I actually do think that Tia's like, she's on the wrong side for me right now. And I hate when my favorite characters are on the wrong side of what I like, but I think she is.

Speaker 1 And in fact,

Speaker 1 when that scene happened with Timo and he said he was traveling and then Stacy said that, oh, Timo just got back in town. I was like, oh, I love Stacy, but you keep on lying.
This is not good.

Speaker 1 But now thinking about it and then seeing it again on this episode, I'm like, you know what?

Speaker 1 There's really, it's really not the worst thing in the world. Like he doesn't want to go to dinner.
So he's like, yeah, I'm traveling. And then they like, they press about it.

Speaker 1 And then she, like, Stacey messed up. Stacy messed up the excuse.
Like, that was her bad, like, excuse juggling. She messed it up.
This is not the end of the world.

Speaker 1 And they're, they're using this as evidence that she is like the biggest liar in the world. And it's like, it's a lie.

Speaker 1 Yes, but like, there's, there's like just different tiers of lying and other people on this cast have lied about way bigger and way worse what do you think rami

Speaker 1 i'm just laughing because you're you're the funniest stacy defender you're like no matter what but no i do agree with you i mean i think that this whole this this particular thing of the husband you we see her call and she says so aren't you coming to this thing and she says oh well i'm not doesn't she say like i'm not he's not comfortable around the group yet she said she said the truth first.

Speaker 1 Like, he's not ready to be around the group yet. And then Tia was like, but you said he was traveling.
And she goes, oh, well, he was traveling. You just got back in tonight.

Speaker 1 So like, it just shows that her first instinct is to just tell a white lie, even though we know that she was telling that lie because her husband doesn't want to film with everybody. Right.
So, right.

Speaker 1 And I guess she's thinking she can't say that, even though she did just say it. I don't know.
But she's a little white liar.

Speaker 1 You know, she does, she does tell a lot of like kind of innocent lies, but I can see how it would get on everybody's nerves.

Speaker 1 I think it's just kind of, it's kind of like the thing that we're going through on Salt Lake City, where

Speaker 1 do I think Meredith was drunk on a plane telling somebody off? Sure. Do I care? No, because I feel like they're all hypocrites and they all do this shit all the time.
Exactly.

Speaker 1 So I'm like, why are you jumping on one person? You know, I don't love, I don't love someone who is. doing lots of little white lies all the time.
I don't love that at all.

Speaker 1 And so I get the frustration with that. And I'm not saying like, oh, whatever.
She just did a little lie. It's more like the fact that it gets escalated to like a loud fight.
It's like,

Speaker 1 does it really like merit that degree? You know, especially for Ashley and Giselle, who are known to be liars on this show. I mean, come on.

Speaker 1 I mean, I get it. It's like, it's rude.
It's rude. And like you invite someone to dinner and you're trying to make inroads.
I get it. And it's frustrating.
I've definitely dealt with people who

Speaker 1 I have a friend who I adore, but almost anytime I try to make plans with her, she's always like, oh i'm just actually under the weather there's some people who just they will always give that and you know they're lying you know they're lying they just want to stay in and at first they used to take it really personally and then you just then you just sort of say you know what they just

Speaker 1 you you're not extend the invitation with no expectation that they'll ever hang out and that's just what it is because they it's just it's not what they can do

Speaker 1 yeah meet people where they're at at light town you know lightown just go to lightown so uh tia does call her and she's like oh thank you so much for inviting me with that lovely invitation but i would like to come and support and i figured we could probably talk because the way things happened at giselle's event was not the way i would like them to happen this is not the way

Speaker 1 so stacey's like well um you know uh yeah your response to me was very surprising and i'm confused as to i i just i don't know what's going on with us oh but i'm disappointed about stacey's lying but she seems like she really wants to make amends.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, okay, what would Jesus do? Would he just spend all the money? Oh, wait, no, but also what would he do in this situation, too? Because I'm open. I haven't completely written you off yet.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so they decide they're going to sit down and they're going to figure this out. So now

Speaker 1 we go on a date with Ashley and Beavis, which is...

Speaker 1 Super awkward. I still can't believe they're dating.
Poor guy. It's not really his fault.
But how does his hair get crazier every episode? Is he trying to fix it and it gets worse? Is it a wig?

Speaker 1 What's happening? It could be

Speaker 1 today.

Speaker 1 I was confused because on the last episode, Ashley decided that she was going to drop this guy. And then they're going to like an arcade.
And I was like, so is she not going to drop him?

Speaker 1 But actually, it's a little bit of both. So they get there.

Speaker 1 They sit in like a, like a, it's like they're at like a Dave and Buster's and there's like a guy in like a brightly sequined shirt being like, welcome. Here's your seats.

Speaker 1 And so they sit down and they're like doing this driving thing. And she's like, Oh, it's bucket seats.
And

Speaker 1 they are having a very fun time. And Ashley tells us that there's something like a little different between the dates with that Josh and I go on versus like maybe some of my older suitors.

Speaker 1 I'm like, Yeah, sorry, you're not going to a sample sale at Tommy Bahama with Ralphs. It's just so weird to be with a guy who doesn't fart without knowing it.

Speaker 1 You know, I said Tommy Bahama with Ralphs instead of Tommy Bahamas with Ralph. Isn't that weird? I pluralized the wrong word.

Speaker 1 Well, there is a grocery store called Ralph's, so I can see what you're saying.

Speaker 1 So we see a clip from a date where they were playing beer pong, and she's like, wow,

Speaker 1 one of the guys I dated rented out a whole restaurant. One guy took me on a private jet to Vegas.
And, you know, that's just like the caliber that I've been used to. So.

Speaker 1 Okay, so you just, you just want a rich guy. Well, stop torturing the poor, the poor guys, you know, let him, don't waste all of his years when you're just looking for an old rich guy.

Speaker 1 And also, look how that worked out. I mean, it was gollum.
Is it worth it?

Speaker 1 Exactly. I mean, also, you've been dating this guy for a year.

Speaker 1 At what point after the first date did you ever think that this guy was going to rent out a whole restaurant for you or whisk you away to Vegas? I mean, come on now.

Speaker 1 I just think she's not like very wise when it comes to seeing red flags with these guys. Well, I think she was dating him because her stuff from Michael wasn't finished yet.

Speaker 1 So he's like a placeholder because she knows she's not going to try and get him to marry her or do any of that stuff.

Speaker 1 And she always has an excuse with him like, I can't do get any further because I'm still getting divorced. And now that that's kind of done, she's like, okay, I've tried young peen.

Speaker 1 You know what? I'd rather old peen with money. Bye.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 then we see

Speaker 1 she said even Michael would like do very swanky dates. And we see a picture of her and Michael with a dolphin.

Speaker 1 The dolphin's like, whoa, big forehead. So then the dolphin's like, okay, guys, I said a threesome for one night.
Okay.

Speaker 1 This is not my lifestyle.

Speaker 1 Please leave me alone.

Speaker 1 Dolphins like, that strange man is touching my ass.

Speaker 1 The dolphin's writing a blog. He's like,

Speaker 1 there was a man. I got a picture of him.
He's in his underwear in my ocean. You're like, oh my God.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 they go get some refreshments after their race. And she's like, Wow, that simulation was like so real.
Wow.

Speaker 1 So, um, anyway, I'm dumping you because, like, we're we've been together a year, and to me, one year is like, that's like a time of reflection.

Speaker 1 Didn't you dump him for half a year to go fuck old people on Love Hotel? Yeah, seriously.

Speaker 1 And she said, she's talking about how when she first met Josh, like her divorce was, wasn't finalized. And it's just, he was what I needed, aka

Speaker 1 dick, right?

Speaker 1 And, but now she is like, now that she's divorced, she can now officially look for you know, a rich guy. So it's time to drop Josh.

Speaker 1 So, yeah, she dumps him and she's like, you know, what I fear will happen is that, you know, you're young and you don't have kids yet, and you've never been married.

Speaker 1 So eventually you're going to want those things. And I don't want more children, but like, if I were to have children, you know, it would have to be like now.

Speaker 1 And I just don't see you in a place that you're able to do that in a year or two. Okay.

Speaker 1 So I'm breaking up with but it's like why do you why do you say that and she's like well you know it takes more than a relationship then there's this i mean like you know like there's financial elements that everybody needs to be aligned on she's like um i've got like 75 in my bank account i don't see what the problem is yeah um it's like i don't think you fully understand where i'm at you don't even understand my finances you don't even know them you don't even know what i do for a job and that's a trick question because i don't even have a job um yeah but like let's just like like keep it like a buck because there's like certain things, like certain markers, you know, like babe, we've never even taken a trip together.

Speaker 1 He's like,

Speaker 1 What about them all? Hello, he's like, We just went racing through Paris together on that machine, okay? That was not cheap. You think Dave and Buster's is cheap? It's expensive as hell, okay.

Speaker 1 And um, I like when she said, We've never taken a trip together, and he's like, Um, so I didn't ask you to come to Pittsburgh to see my parents,

Speaker 1 Um,

Speaker 1 yeah, not, I mean, yeah, we could do better than Pittsburgh. She's like, I'm saying, like, internationally, like, we've been dating for a year.
He's like, oh,

Speaker 1 well, I mean, are you open to Toronto?

Speaker 1 So he's like, well, I don't need a trip to solidify a relationship. She's like, no, no, no.
No, but like, we just need a trip to have fun, you know?

Speaker 1 He's like, okay, then let's take a trip this weekend. Okay, like, I don't know.
This may be crazy. Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, beautiful this time of year

Speaker 1 there is a native casino five miles from here with your name right written right on the nickel machines all right it's called

Speaker 1 del marva peninsula del marva peninsula everyone where you go you ever been on a boat on a river with a slot machine inside of it oh yeah

Speaker 1 what about the polka nose

Speaker 1 Yeah, so this is kind of harsh because she's basically like, you're poor and I'm leaving you.

Speaker 1 and he's like oh you don't know that I'm poor she's like yeah I do he's like no you don't it's like yeah yeah I do

Speaker 1 you're you're not you don't have enough money and you've got way too much hair on your head okay call me when your nipples start talking to your belly button okay

Speaker 1 and he's like I thought we were on a date but actually you just brought me on TV so that way America America could see that you've just dumped me so Okay, great. Thank you.

Speaker 1 So my God, by the way, I was paying for these nachos. Okay.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I support her dumping him, by the way. But like, it also was kind of funny because he definitely thought he was on like shooting a nice scene where he was on a date and he actually

Speaker 1 dumped.

Speaker 1 So he's like, can I at least walk you out? She's like, I'd like that. So they walk out.
And I guess that's the end of Josh.

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Speaker 1 So now we go to lunch with Giselle La, Giselle and Monique,

Speaker 1 And we hear clips of them fighting in the past. And Monique's like, bottom behind trick.
And she's like, shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 I'm like a ninja waiting for the right moment to blow your face off.

Speaker 1 Pastor, holy whore.

Speaker 1 So Monique says, back in the day, I just think Giselle was a hater and she was miserable and she just wanted to pick on people.

Speaker 1 And I don't really know what things are going to like turn out like, but I've showed so much grace to Giselle on so many different times. There's only so much that I can take.

Speaker 1 And if you show me your ass, I'm going to kick it. And then she just laughs.

Speaker 1 I mean, maybe that's not the right analogy to make right now.

Speaker 1 So Monique comes and

Speaker 1 they're, you know, making small talk. You look good, die.
You look good. Die.
You look good.

Speaker 1 Well, I don't know what's going to happen. At least I can look you.
Da.

Speaker 1 So they talk about how they have a lot to discuss. And Giselle's like, do I begin with drag me, Monique? Da.

Speaker 1 I mean, maybe start with your own problems. Like, why are you taking it back to a Candace fight from 2018?

Speaker 1 I know.

Speaker 1 And we see a flashback to Monique saying, I will still drag you, pregnant and all. And Candace goes, drag me, Monique.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 I totally forgot about drag me, Monique. So Monique is like, no, no, no.
My dragging days are over. That's behind me.
I've been delivered.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Well, it's also like you realize you're back on Bravo, right? Like the dragging will have to resume.
So she said, wow, so much has happened over the past five years.

Speaker 1 I mean, I had to really sit back and be like, why was I mad at Giselle again? And then I remembered instantly a flood of memories came back.

Speaker 1 And I thought, wow, there are actually so many reasons to be mad at her. So funny.
I couldn't remember why I was mad at you.

Speaker 1 I just have had nightmares every single night since you came back into my life where this giant neck is trying to swallow me whole. It's like, okay, yeah, okay, yeah.
That's enough.

Speaker 1 She's like, but you know, I've, I've, uh, I've healed and I like to do self-reflection, you know, because I was just so busy being the victim and I was mad at everybody else.

Speaker 1 And then when I started going through divorce, which you can relate to, you know, remember, you got dumped.

Speaker 1 And it was like, you start peeling back all these layers and seeing what you've contributed to certain situations, right? Giselle. It's like, nope, I contributed nothing to my divorce.

Speaker 1 Nice story, though.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I've been talking to my mom and talking to my dad and confronting things that happened to me over the years and finally making peace with him.

Speaker 1 And this was just like the one area that I hadn't made peace with.

Speaker 1 So when Ashley invited me to come around i was like you know what this would be a good opportunity to continue my healing journey um but by the way it doesn't mean you're off the hook she's like yeah i'm not falling i'm not just falling on a sword here's a sword for you too Yeah.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 so she's like, so what did you come up with after you reflected? She's like, well, you know, you have a tendency, Giselle, to be in people's relationships.

Speaker 1 And I think that's where it went off the rails with the whole like trainer situation.

Speaker 1 You know, remember the big boy comment and we see a flashback to 2019 where giselle's like the word on the street is monique and her trainer were a wee bit too close for comfort da and big boy found out dah

Speaker 1 so monique's like yeah that was messy and she goes and it's just like a little like you know i went into protective mode totally

Speaker 1 and i was always doing the protecting of the image and all that stuff so it just became you know like okay she wants to attack my situation so i'm gonna attack hers and then we see that and she says i just felt so bad when i saw your daughter after i called out her father for being pastor holy whore and she's just gorgeous you never would have thought that she was the daughter of such a huge man slot am i right and then i was just like i feel so bad i didn't realize how my actions really impacted her

Speaker 1 So Giselle, you know, Giselle, who's huge on taking accountability, goes, well, for me, our relationship, I felt at the time, you know, the real live hate was coming from your side more than me ever to you.

Speaker 1 No, ma'am.

Speaker 1 So how would you even make up with this person? Who says that? You came for her from the first second she came on the screen. The first second she didn't do anything to you.

Speaker 1 You came after her for using her husband and how, you know, crazy she was with her money and how ridiculous and braggadocious she was and all this other crap.

Speaker 1 You never ever let up on Monique ever until you tried to use her against Candace.

Speaker 1 And that was maybe five minutes and it ended up working very well, as I recall.

Speaker 1 And she's like, Monique's like, well, I won't say that you're all the way innocent. She goes, no, no, no, I have my part for sure.
My very, very small part, tidy part, dah, almost not even there.

Speaker 1 So some would even say, I don't have any part in this whatsoever.

Speaker 1 But I, you know, I have felt sorry. So I just, I want you to know that, that I occasionally will feel sorry.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So then we see the, the, um,

Speaker 1 we see the barn incident. You going to drag me? You want me to? Do you you want me to drag you? Drag me, drag me, Monique.
And then she drags her.

Speaker 1 And so she's like, well, I didn't want that to happen. But, you know, you, you get a mountain of shit that's been piling and it just takes one person to top it off.
And I just erupted.

Speaker 1 And so she goes through a whole thing, which, I mean, we've all known she's going to have to go through this, right? Where you come on and you just basically,

Speaker 1 what is it, prostrate yourself?

Speaker 1 And she's just like, it was just, you know, it was, I was triggered. And

Speaker 1 that's not an excuse, but it is a very popular word in our time to excuse everything.

Speaker 1 And the way I reacted was terrible, but I was triggered. So

Speaker 1 that's what triggered my whole spiritual journey.

Speaker 1 So, you know, there was bad triggering, but then there was good triggering because now I'm triggered to sell more essential oils for people's peace or whatever. Not for triggered moms.

Speaker 1 So Giselle says, I still, you know, one of the things I don't like about money. I'm sorry to interrupt, but one of the things that's always bugged me is that business name, Not for Lazy Moms.

Speaker 1 Who wants something called Not for Lazy Moms? I want something called for Lazy Moms.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. You're lazy.
This will make your life easier. You know, I don't want it to be like, oh, you're perfect.
And here's something for you. Who wants that? I think she should rebrand.

Speaker 1 I, I fully believe that not for lazy moms was a play.

Speaker 1 If you, if you do an acronym with it, it becomes NFL moms. So I think it's like, that's her like clever, like inside, like elder wag reference.
You got to get to know me. Sorry, guys.

Speaker 1 I never realized that that was NFL moms. NFL.
Well, the dummy. Yep, NFL, not for lazy moms.

Speaker 1 I think she was like, I want to call it like, it's something that's branded for my fellow NFL moms, but I can't say NFL. So I'll call it not for lazy moms.
Ah, got it.

Speaker 1 Okay, so

Speaker 1 Giselle's like, you know, I just couldn't figure out like, who was the person in your ear that was making you be crazy?

Speaker 1 So in my mind i just blamed it on your husband you were making her crazy you were the one

Speaker 1 you were the one trying to start that fan that fight between candace and monique for the whole season and it finally worked i remember when that fight happened i was more disappointed that monique fell for it than the actual fight itself.

Speaker 1 I was like, come on, you fell for this. This is the oldest trick in the book.
This is Giselle 101. How are you falling for this?

Speaker 1 So Monique says, it was just pressure. I'm not going to sit here and just blame it on him.
You know how it it is when you're a public figure. There's a certain image that has to be upheld.

Speaker 1 And then I was also a perfectionist. It was just a recipe for disaster.
Well, I was going to say I wanted to come and just be like, fuck you, Monique.

Speaker 1 Like, I know, right? Isn't it funny? Because I'm just, I was just like, I don't know what this is to expect with this lunch, but like, I'm very happy with how this concluded.

Speaker 1 You know, we both concluded that. um because i'm a public figure i had a lot of pressure on me and you had nothing to do with it and um we can now move on as friends right that sounds perfect

Speaker 1 i I love all the responsibility you didn't take. This was fun, it's like, yes,

Speaker 1 and now we can talk trash each other, but we just have to be honest about it.

Speaker 1 And so they laugh. And now, a time-honored tradition, which is um seeing someone go to the jewelers to look at rings that are way too expensive for their budget on Bravo.

Speaker 1 Show me a 20 million dollar ring. Good news for Kierna.

Speaker 1 Okay, now let's hurry this up before I go back to my non-profit that I work at.

Speaker 1 Before I get that, that $2 million ring.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm not sure. So I think he has like a private practice and this other thing, right? I mean, I'm not really sure, but he seems to have a lot of money.
I mean,

Speaker 1 all this whole season is talking about what Greg's buying. Greg's buying a condo.
Greg's buying a $2 million ring. Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg.

Speaker 1 I guess I should be. more nice to poor people like social work.
That's where it's at.

Speaker 1 Social work. That's the new Bitcoin.
Find yourself an orphan and watch that money pile.

Speaker 1 I just tried to type in Gregory, Greg, like find out what he did. And Google AI, you know, pops up.
And they're like, Kierana Stewart's boyfriend is Greg Diggs.

Speaker 1 And they showed a picture of Kierna's brother. And I was like, oh, I was like, that's a flower of the attics moment.
I think I could support.

Speaker 1 Okay, so Greg is there with the mom and the brother, and

Speaker 1 they're looking at the $2 million ring. And then that's a 20.7 carat ring, which is cray cray.

Speaker 1 And then we see another one. And he's like, yeah, this might be too big for her finger, though.
Yeah. So I'm going to have to, I don't know, clear some stuff off my credit card.
Okay.

Speaker 1 These are all jokes, by the way, right?

Speaker 1 I'm rich. Rich as hell.

Speaker 1 What about that $1,500 ring? Let's just look at that just as a joke. Wouldn't it be hilarious if I got her something really cheap, but I told her it was really expensive? Let's look at the 15.

Speaker 1 You have a 1,200 one by any chance

Speaker 1 loves candy okay do we have any rings that are edible possibly

Speaker 1 great

Speaker 1 very small fingers you have any lifesavers

Speaker 1 that we could just slip right on nope

Speaker 1 so um angel comes in and she's like hi hi everybody elder wag here okay

Speaker 1 i would love to help you with the ring you would know what ring i wanted if you just got to know me a little bit better okay

Speaker 1 so i live by the river so just think about that.

Speaker 1 It's crazy.

Speaker 1 It's crazy because I remember me and Kay sitting on the couch thinking, where do you think we'll be in 10 years?

Speaker 1 And here we are, 10 years later, looking at engagement rings with Miss Shelly and you, her fiancé to be with me, an elder wag. Wow.

Speaker 1 Being an NFL wife, it's so, such a privilege to be able to do these sort of things.

Speaker 1 It's almost surreal.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you know, I'm so glad she called me to help her because Kay is very discerning when it comes to jewelry. Not men, but jewelry.
Just jewelry. Yeah, pretty much.
I'm going to help her out here. So

Speaker 1 Karen is, then we see Stacy, the fight with Stacy, and Stacey's saying, well, I have a husband and a ring. And she's like, I don't want that one.
It's cloudier than a motherfucker.

Speaker 1 I want mine crystal clear. It's cloudier than a motherfucker.
That's such a funny thing to say. Your ring is cloudier than a motherfucker.

Speaker 1 So they're looking. Greg looks so nervous.

Speaker 1 He's like trying to smile, but he's like so nervous because he's like, oh my God, I'm on TV and everyone's going to come down to me because I can't afford this ring and I don't even want to buy her a ring.

Speaker 1 I don't know if I even want to get married to her. You just see him being like, I don't have the money for any of this.

Speaker 1 And Angel tells us, Miss Shelly had her ups and downs with Greg, and sort of like the way my husband has had ups and downs with balls that he catches and throws. Wagner.
Sorry. Yeah.
Wag humor. Sorry.

Speaker 1 You have to kind of be one of us to get it.

Speaker 1 NFL mom. Okay.
And I can use it.

Speaker 1 So she's like, yeah, for some reason, Miss Shelly and Greg are getting along great. Oh, really?

Speaker 1 Maybe it's because Greg just bought her daughter a condo and is now pretending he's going to spend $2 million on a ring. Gee,

Speaker 1 wonder what happened with Miss Shelly. Suddenly, Michelle is fine with Greg.

Speaker 1 So then Michelle, Michelle's like, so are you going to buy her the condo as a wedding gift? And he says, yeah.

Speaker 1 And she goes, so we're moving in with the ring on the finger is that it and he's like okay are you helping me are you hurting me here what's going on okay i'm pretending to buy your daughter a lot of stuff in this scene can we just be kind

Speaker 1 and angel's like listen happy wag wife happy wag life so you know i'm looking out for you that's one of the privileges that i'm afforded being an elder wag person is that i can look out for the younger ones even the non-wags it's just It's our duty in life.

Speaker 1 So you're welcome. Yeah, so they start looking at different ones and the salesperson's like, well, we have an emerald cut.
This one has more girth.

Speaker 1 And Michelle's like, yeah, we're going to go for the girth. And he's like, oh, God, why is everybody making me feel so small today?

Speaker 1 So now they're looking at $125,000 rings and an $180,000 ring. And Greg is just like, uh-huh.
Well, okay, well, you know, before I make a purchase, I'm going to definitely have to run this pastor.

Speaker 1 You know, I just want her to be into it, right, guys?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
So the only reason why I'm not buying a ring today is purely because I want Kieran to be part of this. Of course, I can afford any of these rings.

Speaker 1 I'm just not going to buy one right now on camera. I'm just going to, you know, I always, my mom always said, before you buy a ring, you got to go have a yogurt.

Speaker 1 So I'm going to go to the supermarket real quickly and have some yogurt. And we'll also circle back, like maybe after the cameras are gone or not ever at all.
Thanks, guys, so much. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So what's the deal, do you think, with her?

Speaker 1 How did that story change so quickly from like the mom being over at her house being, I'm so proud proud of you for getting your condo, honey, and standing on your own two feet to this, like now Greg has bought the condo?

Speaker 1 Did, did she buy the condo and now he's going to pay it off? Or is this a condo that's in, I don't know, I need to know more about the condo.

Speaker 1 I think here about the relationships on this show, I want to know about the real estate. I think Yarna sat down, Greg and her mom and said, look.

Speaker 1 I got so much shit from you guys last year from the audience because of you guys.

Speaker 1 Okay, this is a paycheck. If we all want to rise up, I have to do well on this show.
So, you two pretend to get along.

Speaker 1 Okay, pretend to get me a ring because I need to stay on this show and I can't deal with any more of your bullshit. Right?

Speaker 1 I'm going to rent a condo and then we'll just say you got it for me or something. I don't know.
All that stuff. Okay.

Speaker 1 So, then Angel's like, wow, it's just so brave for Kay to course correct where Greg is concerned. Wow.
So brave. Just so brave to go back to a man who shows you nothing but disrespect on TV.

Speaker 1 I mean, that is bravery, elder wag.

Speaker 1 Elder wag here to go from chin checking to to course correcting it's just such a journey for her so she's like you know we aren't spring chickens and i tell her we are middle-aged middle-aged wags well i mean i'm a wag she's not you know she's what do you call a wife a wife of someone who has a non-profit instead of a wife of football player is that a a a wan a wan is that a wack is a want what wan pee i don't know we're gonna have to work on that i'll get together with my wag sisters and we'll see grab an acronym for her

Speaker 1 and um

Speaker 1 the salesperson's like oh don't worry hun she's gonna be happy with whatever you buy her and michelle goes uh no and he goes oh yeah i agree she's gonna be happy with anything i get her i know it i know it and the mom is just looking like what the how did i even end up on a screen with these idiots yeah not not up for it Now, Ashley goes to a store called Salt and Sundry with her sister Jessica, who's 17.

Speaker 1 Sweet, sweet kid. Ashley is dressed like she's going to a cocktail party.
And, you know, her sister is just like dressed like she just went, she's like after school or something like that.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, why are you so dressed up for the scene, Ashley? Did you notice that? She's like in a little pink dress, like a little frill, not frill, but like it sort of goes out in the bottom.

Speaker 1 I'm like, why you are dressed, you're like, she's in full glam. I'm like, you're in a cand, like a candle shop with your teenage sister.
You're shopping for college. Like you look crazy.

Speaker 1 My sister's like jeans and t-shirts. She's like, I just like minimalistic things.
Like a thong. Okay.
Well, not today, but okay.

Speaker 1 Well, it's just so exciting because, you know, I'm adulting and I find myself excited about like pots and glasses.

Speaker 1 Oh, wow. That's nope.
Nope. Still don't want to get a thong.
Still, still talking about flatware.

Speaker 1 Okay. Pots and glasses.
Have you also thought about like a 67-year-old suitor when you turn 18?

Speaker 1 No. Okay, just consider it.

Speaker 1 So she's about to go to college and Ashley is glad she can help her family because her uncle was there for her when she needed it. And so she's blessed that she can help her sister.

Speaker 1 And so Ashley's like, oh, a bathrobe would be nice, right? For your house. And she's like, wow, that's very specific.
So we're here to talk about you, obviously. So

Speaker 1 she literally says that that's very specific. You know, you are my famous and wealthy older sister, and the best you can do is get me a bathrobe.
Thanks.

Speaker 1 Thanks for taking me to Salt and Sundry, whatever that means.

Speaker 1 So she's like, We're here to talk about you, just talk about you. She's like, Oh my god, Josh and I called it quits.
It's like, Yeah, right. You're just saying that.

Speaker 1 It's like, Well, we haven't talked in two days. Hmm.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Jessica's not Josh's friend. And we see, like, uh, flashback to her, how Jessica does not like Josh.
And she's like, I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss Josh, but like, that life is not for me.

Speaker 1 You can only do so many fake Karen Huger driving video games before you realize you want to get behind the wheel yourself.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she wants a rich dude. So

Speaker 1 she's like, you know, I'm not, no, I'm not asking too much. My man is out there somewhere, and I'm going to find him.
I'm just listening for the soft beeping of an oxygen machine.

Speaker 1 Somewhere out there,

Speaker 1 there's an old decrepit man

Speaker 1 with leathery wrinkled skin and mucus and flamp in his lungs.

Speaker 1 Start the song.

Speaker 1 Start the song. He was out there.
He was out there.

Speaker 1 It's not more.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 now she's talking about the dad and the mom is saying that there was a chance that you weren't going to be visiting and you really put your foot down about your dad and his addiction issues.

Speaker 1 And she's like, yeah, look, I put my foot down, but,

Speaker 1 you know,

Speaker 1 basically they talk about how the dad is an addict. And she's like, yeah, you know, I've been the one dealing with it with all these years.

Speaker 1 And I understand that people aren't going to change overnight. But like, what are you going to do? It's addiction, you know? So she's crying.
It's really sad.

Speaker 1 This poor girl, 17, having to, this is such a weight on kids. I feel so bad for her.
She's crying. And Ashley, Ashley is there for her.
They have like a really nice hug and a cry.

Speaker 1 It's so it's really heartbreaking. And this and this, I have to say, this girl has, it seems to have a really good head on her shoulders because

Speaker 1 she seems to have like sort of a mature outlook and like an awareness of the situation. But gosh, felt really bad for her.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so now we go to Eddie and Wendy setting up their dispensary. Now we're going to have dispensary battles.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I have to say, this is so Eddie's doing like a pop-up and it's like he's in like the foyer

Speaker 1 of

Speaker 1 some

Speaker 1 small low-ceilinged clinic, maybe.

Speaker 1 I was like, oh, I thought it was going to be if when we see them like getting out of the car, I thought it was like, oh, they're doing a pop-up at some convention or some place with lots of foot traffic.

Speaker 1 And it was actually like a very sad little setup that they had there. I was like, ooh.
It was a little dispensary. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And I love Wendy like dressed to the nines, just looking all glamorous and doing all her shots in front of an ATM machine. Yeah.
So funny.

Speaker 1 So we see that he's got a zillion products now. And they start, and Wendy's like, oh my God, if I knew you

Speaker 1 pop-ups would like this, I'd come to more pop-ups.

Speaker 1 And so

Speaker 1 she says the only reason she's here is because he's named one of his flowers the nutty professor. And he's named it after Wendy, guys.

Speaker 1 Wow. Wow.
So Wendy's saying, you know, one of the the girls in our friendship group, she saw a cannabis brand and this

Speaker 1 person, the bud tender, is like, oh my God, that's amazing. She's like, no, you're supposed to say what a copycat, but you can, let's try it again from the top.
Okay, bud tender.

Speaker 1 Are they called that bud tenders? Is that what the thing? Really? Yeah.

Speaker 1 So then Wendy's like, yeah, Stacy didn't even want me to see the inner workings of what she had going on.

Speaker 1 And then we see a flashback to their lunch and Stacy's like, well, with Eddie's business, it might be a conflict of interest to have you on site.

Speaker 1 So.

Speaker 1 Are you kidding? What are you talking about? Corporate espionage.

Speaker 1 Happy Eddie is not trying to steal from Shia.

Speaker 1 Okay, I know.

Speaker 1 So Wendy's like, no, I'm not bothered that I wasn't invited. I mean, she's already stolen enough information from me.
She doesn't need no more.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 then Stacy

Speaker 1 is,

Speaker 1 we see now we go to the Shio launch and there's a door, there's a line at the door, and Stacey and AJ are walking up. And she's like, well, I have so much body and such a little dress.
Look at me, AJ.

Speaker 1 He's like, oh, yeah, look, look, there's a line over there, too. They're ready for you, baby.
She's like, oh, my gosh. Guys, hi, Dr.
Carmen. So great to see you.
And we see. this Dr.

Speaker 1 Carmen Cotto, who works with it, whatever. So Stacey starts talking to us about Shio and how it was a dream.
Something I prayed for.

Speaker 1 I would just close my eyes and i would say god please send me a drug empire

Speaker 1 i want to show my daughter arabella no matter how big the dream or how small the niche if you want something you can own it and you can create a legacy that will last a lifetime and the producer goes do you own it

Speaker 1 um

Speaker 1 well i love my partners And I love my business partnership with Jushi. My partners are well respected.
So I can't help but be successful.

Speaker 1 So she's got two things. She's got gummies and gummies.
So there's one called rise and one called rest.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 that's it. So then we get a filter going, the you know, the animation going to the next thing is not cherry blossoms anymore, not smoke.
It's like,

Speaker 1 so we go back to Wendy and we see all of Eddie's products and he's got like 20. And they talk about how he named Netty Professor after her.
And he goes, yeah, that's why the THC is so high.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I got to put you down. You got to relax, Wendy.
Just relax a little bit, babe.

Speaker 1 Okay, fine. Give me the Nutty Professor.
So then we go to Stacey, who's helping her customer. She's like, hi, beautiful.
Are you getting the rise or the rest? She goes, rise.

Speaker 1 Well, reach out to me on Instagram. Let me know what you think.
Nice to meet you. So Jazzy shows up.
And they say hi and everything. And she's just so proud of her and everything.

Speaker 1 And even Tia shows up as well she's like well i'm just trying to do the right thing i'm going to be the bigger person and celebrate her and then we'll figure out our differences after

Speaker 1 so wendy can't be here but she did congrat she was congratulatory and age is like very supportive very very supportive everybody yeah she has been so supportive of my business so stacy uh is like well clearly i don't have everyone's support unfortunately because angel's not going to be there and Miss Giselle won't be there either.

Speaker 1 And Giselle goes, Yes, sir, I was invited. And I told her, I don't want to.

Speaker 1 And Kieran is like, Thank you, no, thank you. So Stacey's like, but that doesn't take away from the celebration of launching a brand that's going to be a legacy for Arabella.

Speaker 1 Timo's not there either, by the way, because he is quote-unquote traveling as he always is.

Speaker 1 So back over at the other one,

Speaker 1 someone, the bud tender's charging someone for 76 and wendy uh wendy it's wendy she has to pay wendy has to i guess she's trying to be like it's like when you vote for yourself on an election day you know like you like

Speaker 1 but she can't remember her own pin

Speaker 1 which um

Speaker 1 at first when it was like invalid pin i was like oh this is not good is this is this a sign of what's to come but she remembers it and she gets she makes her payment Yeah, so then we see a flashback to their oregano rolling party.

Speaker 1 And she's like, you know, but to see you grow oregano to actual flower, that's a testament to staying the quoth and listening to your consumers.

Speaker 1 And so they talk about how huge they are. And he's like, yeah, I can't copycat this one.

Speaker 1 So then back at the other event, Stacey's like, oh,

Speaker 1 try one. You don't have to worry about driving.
They're not infused.

Speaker 1 What does that mean?

Speaker 1 Why would I want your weed gun fibs? So I guess she's just, you can taste the flavor of of it without having to taste, without getting the THC. I don't know.
Maybe you have no way to get it.

Speaker 1 It's just actual THC. It's just Harry Bow gummy bears that she's just handing out.
She's like, taste it. It's delicious.
It doesn't even have any weed in it.

Speaker 1 So Ashley shows up and she sees, she clocks Stacy's dress because she's like, funny, I wore this dress like last week.

Speaker 1 And we do see footage of her wearing the same dress, which, you know, I imagine it's just like a coincidence, but it is hilarious that they do keep on catching Stacy doing all these copycat things and um we we see the footage and she's like oh we have this i wore the same dress we have the same style she's like okay ashley you're coming in with a mess let's settle down okay

Speaker 1 so she's like girl if you want to be me just say that um

Speaker 1 so now she's like we're even wearing the same crimpie today because her hair is crimped

Speaker 1 Yeah, and Stacey goes, I know. What's your inspiration? She's like, not you.

Speaker 1 So then

Speaker 1 we go to a flashback where Stacey is saying she got a message from Ashley and she's going to be there. And so Stacy was so happy and replied, I'm happy to see you here.

Speaker 1 And Ashley's like, well, I know we go back and forth, but one thing I do appreciate about us is that ultimately we can support each other. For example, you're married to a rich, older white guy.

Speaker 1 So there's something we've got in common. I'm into that.
Does he have any friends? You know what, Ashley, that was a very lovely sentiment.

Speaker 1 And with that said i'd like to talk to you about something in private and by private i mean just three feet over here to the left okay can we go have a fight thank you meet me in front of the neon lights and the atm machine okay yeah right here in other words two steps away

Speaker 1 so um

Speaker 1 Stacey's like, well, I want to ask you, how do you want to move forward?

Speaker 1 Because I feel like you concentrate on anything you perceive to be negative about me instead of concentrating on how we can move forward.

Speaker 1 Well, because there's always instances that made me see you in a different light, Stacey. Well, Well, everything that you bring, I've proven to be false, even the thing with Monique.

Speaker 1 Well, you tried. I mean, Monique is choosing to let it go, so so am I.
And by me letting it go, it means that I'm still holding on to it, but I'm going to say I'm letting it go.

Speaker 1 And also, Wendy is choosing to let it go. She doesn't have a problem with my brand.
And AJ's like, what's going on over there?

Speaker 1 What are those old ladies fighting about? Oh, you're wondering what I'm wondering.

Speaker 1 So, I have no problems about your business, but I also don't want you to be a lying asshole about it.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay, fine.

Speaker 1 Lying asshole? Really?

Speaker 1 Well, can you just acknowledge that?

Speaker 1 Well, can you acknowledge that I've apologized and I'm asking you woman to woman? I need you to stop.

Speaker 1 No, I need you to stop too. I always started ground zero with you and you give me something else.
So if you stop giving me something, I'll stop talking. Isn't ground zero like a war term?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't understand what she meant by that. I'm always

Speaker 1 starting ground zero. I think she's saying, like, I always reset with you.
And it's like, it's a blank, blank slate, but ground zero.

Speaker 1 I bomb you, I destroy you, and then I try and start over. I don't understand the problem.

Speaker 1 Well, are you going to stop talking and allow us to start at ground zero? I don't even understand the metaphor, but I'll just go with it. Well, if Stacey stops lying, then Ashley stops talking.

Speaker 1 That's how that works.

Speaker 1 It's like some weird version of the shining.

Speaker 1 Like all work and no play makes Jack an angry boy. It's like, Stacy stops lying.
Ashley stops talking. It's like some spooky ghosts.
That's just. I'm going to tell.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 she's like, okay, let's both agree. No more lies.
No more hazing. No more lies.
No more negativity. No more lies.
No more evil.

Speaker 1 Except how it actually happens is that they say it at the same time as if they're like doing like rock, paper, scissors. It's like, read to on no reason no more lies

Speaker 1 no more evil no more lies

Speaker 1 no more negative

Speaker 1 it was such a hilariously bizarre moment and jazzy's like whoa those girls have been at it for weeks i'm like dr carmen you may have to up those percentages in the thc honey

Speaker 1 So they both

Speaker 1 just a classic. Jazzy, look,

Speaker 1 there are two things I love named Jazzy. This lady and the scooters.
I mean, it's a great thing to be compared to. So Jazzy is, actually, those are rascals.
Are they rascals? Are they Jazzies?

Speaker 1 I think there's both. Okay.
Well, either way.

Speaker 1 I guess they kind of agree to move forward for now. For now.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. For now.
So now

Speaker 1 they're back with the other ladies. And

Speaker 1 now she's like, well, provided she doesn't keep being a lying ass hell, we can be good.

Speaker 1 So now they go and have um some snacks well they're a snack set up they don't eat them and um tia is still asking for water she's been looking for water for a long time this is not a very good dispensary i mean you're in cotton mouth central you need water okay oh yeah i didn't yeah i didn't realize

Speaker 1 i've i've not gotten stoned in so long that i've forgotten like all the basics i'm like really i don't even remember that your mouth gets so dry i just remember it getting hungry i don't remember i don't remember that um i will say say jazzy is a type of wheelchair, electric wheelchair.

Speaker 1 Rascal is the scooter.

Speaker 1 So for everyone wondering. Aren't they the same?

Speaker 1 What do you mean? Rascal's not a wheelchair?

Speaker 1 The jazzy is more.

Speaker 1 Oh, there is actually, oh, there is more of like a scooter, like an Abby Lee Miller type that is called a jazzy. I feel like a lot of the jazzies that I'm looking at are more chair-like.

Speaker 1 Oh, there's one that looks like a batwing. That's batwheel or whatever it's called.
Let me look at the rascal scooters. Hmm.

Speaker 1 I feel like the rascals are more like scooter. Like they really are like a little basket, a chair, two wheels in the back, one in the front, handles.

Speaker 1 Whereas the jazzy looks like it's a little bit more in the wheelchair space.

Speaker 1 Four wheels or two wheels. Just 300 pounds.
How do you get them in and out of your car if you're disabled? Yeah, the little elevator thing, I believe. Oh, Lord.
That's

Speaker 1 I need a thing jazzy.

Speaker 1 It's really important that we do some,

Speaker 1 make sure we, we honor the brands.

Speaker 1 So Ashley is,

Speaker 1 yeah, so, so now they all go to a separate room. They're like, okay, it's time to have our end of the episode fight.
So we have to go into private. They go into this room.

Speaker 1 It's like a, it's like the, it's like the employee lounge or something like that in this dispensary. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So Ashley's like, okay, look, Stacey, you know, I just want you to understand that I've been on this show for 10 years

Speaker 1 and, you know, my feet have been held to the fire too. And that's just how we conduct ourselves.
This is real housewives. So you are going to be questioned on stuff.
And that's just it. So

Speaker 1 be okay with it, which I think is actually decent advice. And Stacey's like, well, okay, I'm learning that.
I'm just hoping there's a way we can understand each other.

Speaker 1 So I just want to say something in this moment. As someone who didn't have a weed line, but suddenly does have a weed line that she never had.

Speaker 1 This conversation is great because I think that's where we're having an issue, for example. And Tia's like, well, I want us to get to the bottom of it because you're pointing at me.

Speaker 1 And she goes, okay. So I met you in the morning.
You invited Timo and me to dinner. He said, no, thank you.
I'm traveling. So then we see the clip of that.

Speaker 1 And Stacey's like, and then I introduced you to Timo before everybody else because that's because I felt like you were neutral. But then Wendy called me and she said, why aren't you here?

Speaker 1 And I said, well, I never agreed to be there. And Timo's traveling.
And you were in the background. And you said she's full of it.
And that's not true you said I was full of it

Speaker 1 no no no no no you said that Timo just flew back let me finish

Speaker 1 well no but that's what I that's what I said and you were you were full of it

Speaker 1 by full of it I mean poop pew disgusting peep yeah so we see a flashback where obvious Stacy is clearly lying about what Timo's doing because she doesn't want him to have to go to this dinner or whatever.

Speaker 1 So she's

Speaker 1 so now they're just arguing back and forth. Like, it was the truth.
No, it wasn't the truth.

Speaker 1 And Stacey's like, well, I'm going to tell the truth. And if I decline dinner with you, I decline dinner.
It doesn't matter why.

Speaker 1 And the issue about my comfort level with Wendy and Eddie, that was none of your business.

Speaker 1 And she's like, well, I didn't specifically say. She said, how come you met Timo?

Speaker 1 That's why I said it, because she asked me why I'd met Timo. And she's like, can I just finish?

Speaker 1 Timo has only seen them in one.

Speaker 1 It's like, can I finish? Land the plane.

Speaker 1 Just land the plane the plane that tmo's traveling on and he just got back from and he just took off from at the same time let me finish i would like to be finished okay so as i was saying tmo has only seen a glimpse of them as in the group and that was from a very hurtful personal moment that happened in january see a flashback to them basically saying that stacey paid off um tj to be her boyfriend and my reason for not being there has to do with wendy and eddie that's what she's saying at the reunion So Tia's like, I'm going to tell you why I'm upset with you, but I came to this group.

Speaker 1 I had heard things that were alleged against you.

Speaker 1 And we see a flashback of Giselle,

Speaker 1 you know,

Speaker 1 telling Tia that Stacey lies. Yeah, and she's like, and I gave you the benefit of the doubt.
Oh, well, she's calling me, and you need to have my back with these ladies. This and that.

Speaker 1 I never said that. Oh, yes, you did.
You called me.

Speaker 1 So Tia, so then then Stacey's like, you're a liar. Well, why are you trying to hijack this conversation, Stacey? Because you're trying to build a case.
Oh, go ahead.

Speaker 1 Well, if I will, if you just shut up for a second.

Speaker 1 Oh, you are not going to tell me to shut up.

Speaker 1 Well, as I was saying before, I was rudely interrupted. No, no, wait, who saw? Who saw? Okay, who saw? Who saw? Whatever you say.
She's like, now this is the real her. She just plays prim and proper.

Speaker 1 She's like, oh, I do not need to play Detroit.

Speaker 1 I I am prim and proper. I've extended my manners.
Now, watch which side my fork is on. The right side of the plate.

Speaker 1 That's called manners.

Speaker 1 You didn't extend any manners. You didn't.

Speaker 1 You acted so unladylike.

Speaker 1 And oh, you don't want manners? And you shan't be getting my manners.

Speaker 1 Look at me holding my knife in the left hand. Suck it.
Suck it.

Speaker 1 You want to fit in so bad, So bad, Tia.

Speaker 1 Oh, you are the person that has been in this group for one year and you still don't fucking fit in. Oh, I said fucking.
That's right. Well, where are the manners now?

Speaker 1 What does that say about you, Milo?

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 Jazzy's like, you can't go swearing in her event. This is not Juneteenth Vibes.
Yeah, you're a tryhard, just like your fashions, Tia.

Speaker 1 This is not Juneteenth Vibes.

Speaker 1 Get your ass up out of my event. No, pretty.

Speaker 1 I'm leaving this office break room now. Who? I'm so sorry.
Where else will I see a stack of Costco Keurig pods on

Speaker 1 display?

Speaker 1 You want to act unladylike? Then take your things and be gone. Toodledoo, I've had enough.
Well, I have other things to do today.

Speaker 1 Get out, toodles.

Speaker 1 Fuck you. Fuck you.

Speaker 1 Oh my god, that was crazy. Yeah, well, that's her.

Speaker 1 And so Tia leaves and she tells the bedtenders, oh, well, I won't be buying anything from Stacy. She is trash, but you're great.
Have a wonderful day.

Speaker 1 Does anyone want some fruit or refreshments?

Speaker 1 Silliness.

Speaker 1 Silly, silliness. Well, I also like Stacy should have let Tia have her time because, you know, Stacy was like, may I finish? May I finish? But then she interrupted Tia like left and right.

Speaker 1 So I didn't, I did not think that was fair. But it looks like

Speaker 1 this fight will continue on for a while. We'll see what happens.
I think also because she had her friend there, you know, she had AJ there. So he was like, you are going to stick up for yourself.

Speaker 1 She's like, I am going to stick up for myself. So no matter what happened, she'd be, she'd end up being like, how dare you? How dare you?

Speaker 1 Yep. But fun episode.
Yeah, fun times.

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