#2783 RHOA S16E04 Part Two: Bank of Trymerica

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This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe.
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Let's get right back into the episode. So then we go to Brit with her sister, Cher, who we're going to see this relationship and how Brit's a total victim of all of this.
So Cher is late, I guess. And Brit's like, wow, look who decided to join us for lunch! On dinner now! So, Shara's like, okay, hi, okay, well, hi.
So, they're saying hi, and Britt's like, oh my god, like, she's like, how are the kids? And Shara's like, well, you know, like, one of them's like 6'3 at this point. She's like, no, no like no no no no i don't go that long without saying it's probably been like a month since i've seen them and that's like now you haven't seen them in like a year let's get let's be honest that's you're trying to cover on camera so she's like you know my sister always took care of me she always fought for me when the girls were bullying me for being hot hot future real estate agent in a denim top.
And, you know, I just can't believe we can't be friends. And then they talk about their mom, and Cher's mad at the mom, and she's probably got her blocked, because Cher's always fighting with everybody.
But then we find out Cher has, like, severe depression issues, and that she used to be best friends with Britt, but then Britt found a man and ditched her, which I think we've all experienced that. And she's like, but that's my husband.
And she goes, yeah, but then, you know, when I want to have a private conversation with you and talk about my depression or how I'm feeling like shit, she starts crying and she goes, well, I don't care. That's my husband.
He has to be there. I'm like, okay, so you're a bad sister too.
Because really, your husband even has to be there like at her darkest times she can't ever have a moment alone with you because you're married give me a fucking break this girl sucks team shit yeah and shit yeah and sure's so nice she was so nice the server when the server came by she's like thanks babe and you know share's like look i get it it's your man i'm not hating i love him you know but like i need like one-on-one time and you know and brit's like you know what share loves mike and mike has been like a big brother to her but i think she takes out her issues with me on him like no she probably is just sick of him being there he probably doesn't want to be there either by the way i don't think he is one of the more disinterested house husbands that we've seen in a. He's like that dog.
He's like, please let me just go. No, you and Mimosa are going to sit here and judge share with me.
So Britt's basically saying, you know, Mike's been great to her and she goes, you know, I don't have a lot of friends and it's just always been like me and family. If you don't have a lot of friends, you may want to examine that.
No, everybody's jealous of her. She's just so hot, man.
It's really hard. Yeah.
It's really hard being her. She's just one of those people.
It's so hard. People are jealous.
People are so jealous. I was in music videos in high school.
Okay? But they get to a nice place. And they do, you know, they reaffirm that they love each other.
And, you know, and then Brit makes the ultimate sacrifice, which is that her, she gets like three texts and a phone call. And she's like, now you know it's real.
Because by the way, Mike is trying to text me. I'm not answering his text right now.
Like, oh, wow. Thank you for that major sacrifice that you're making.
Yeah. So, then, I have to say, on a completely unrelated note, Cher's also very good on camera.
Like, Cher came ready. She was like a natural, like she's been on TV for 15 years.
She did a great job. I say fire Brittany and bring on Cher.
I want to hear more about Cher and her issues. I want to see Cher fighting with their mom.
You know what I mean? That's what I want. Get rid of Britt.
Her name isn't Chaz. It's Cher.
Okay. She was meant to be a star.
Oh, poor Chaz. It's like, what do I ever do? Listen.
Besides nothing. Scoreboard.
Yeah. So then next we go to Dennis in the studio with the hot dog king so drew comes in and she's like hi everybody and he's like wait a minute are you performing tonight she's like i'm always performing in the booth don't i always oh god i'm so excited about this record 80 songs god for the new taylor swift a live poet society a live hot dog society how about we call okay how about we call our album um noons you know because like taylor's is like midnight so ours will be noons see what i'm going for there it's just gonna be it's gonna be huge taylor slow dress ripper slowress ripper slow.
Dress ripper slow. So we hear some lyrics.
Ladies, if you sick and tired of it. Okay, so she gets up there to sing.
This is where she can't stay with the music or anything. And she's like, ladies, if you sick and tired of it, slide on him.
Glide it. Slide on him.
Ew. I don't want a song produced by a hot dog person with these lyrics.
I don't like it. Slide on it.
Glide on it. Slide on it.
It is how you put a hot dog in a bun. No, give me a dry bun.
Wait a second. I'm not sure if I understand the motivation.
Ladies you're sick and tired Of it add some relish Or some onions Is that new slang Dennis he's like just trust me Put some chili on it And put some chili on it Steam it relish it Ketchup Ketchup Do you want your bun toasted toasted so dennis is like so i mean now that you're single now you've got to give the guys a little you know uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh and she's like well i'm not technically single i haven't signed on the dotted line yet and she tells us dennis is an intricate part of the album, which I think she meant to say integral, but she said intricate. He's very intricate.
He's so intricate on this album. The album artwork is just Dennis's face, but done in a mosaic.
It's very intricate. He's serving as my executive producer.
He's placing me with various award-winning producers. Of hot dogs, sure, but they've won things, and that's the point.
We are so honored that we have a representative from the Heinz Corporation writing some of our lyrics for our ketchup song. I actually have a tune done by the Coney Island producer.
Coney Island producer.

It's huge.

So we just have a great partnership and to put out an incredible body of music and also hot dogs.

Because, you know, it just works.

It is going to be awkward that an entire song has to be done in Hebrew.

But you know what?

We're trying to cover all the bases with every brand. I think Hebrew really needs a sexy song kind of referencing penises and hot dogs at the same time.
We're gonna change the world together. I was really hoping we could find a producer named Nathan just to really just see it all the way through, but unfortunately he was booked.
Yeah, so like y'all trying to get me in trouble huh and he's like trouble with who and she goes yeah i've been a lot of trouble these days with you know and he's like oh with porsche he's like i don't even know what's going on with that do not pull me into more porsche shit even though i'm sitting here right on her show somehow i managed to be on five seasons of television god i hate this he's like i don't even know what you're talking about and then it's like rewind to two weeks ago porsche being like when you show up anywhere on these cameras with anybody else it's gonna be a problem and he's like yeah i don't know i have no idea so drew says to be honest there wasn't drama with dennis and i working together until now i don't know how genuine genuine it is because Portia's going through a lot of things,

but this isn't affecting Portia.

Well, yeah, there wasn't drama with you and Dennis working together until now

because there weren't cameras until now.

And that is Portia's big issue.

She doesn't want Dennis to be able to have a platform

to talk shit about her.

Yeah.

And so she's like,

when I go hang out with my girls,

you know, it's a little stressful of an environment like okay drew just be quiet it's stressful of an environment yeah it's not a stressful environment but it's stressful of the environment yeah the environment yeah he's like i get it it's intricate it's intricate so um he's like you know she told me it was she was good with it not okay. And he's like, yeah, but when we started this, to be fair, she was in Nigeria.
So, I didn't have to be like, hey, this is what I'm doing. But now she's not in Nigeria.
Now she's here and she cares, you know? And she's like, well, can you bridge the gap and let's just, you know, let's just clear the air. He's like, well, you do that.
So, she says, you know, me andia at this point, it's like a closed door for me. You know, like much of the music industry.
And I've made several attempts to try to talk to her. And you have to just let Portia be Portia.
And we'll talk on Portia's time. And if not, it is what it is.
She's acting like she's like totally unbothered by the fact that Portia isn't calling her back. But you know what's killing her on the inside because like she's trying to hitch onto that Portia star.
And I like i like dennis because he's as unhelpful as he's always been like it doesn't just change the woman out and he's still completely unhelpful she's like well you know this is an issue with you and porsche so it would really be nice if you spoke with porsche and he's like no good luck with that no i'm no i'm in the middle of writing a really good song about oscar hires so the most important part is my mother is loving the storyline he's like okay drew we wrote a song about someone who choked on a hot dog so i need you to go in there and start seeing the lyrics so she gets in there and she's like bitch i need to breathe bitch i need to breathe canimlich heimlich heimlich heimlich heimlich heimlich and they're like you go a little bit deeper with your voice okay just a little bit deeper heimlich okay hold the heimlich out like you're going heimlich heimlich heimlich heimlich she burned down the studio she's like okay well this song is really kicking my butt her music video is a jumping jester in the back of a diner it's just like that's the choreo put your palms on the little corner of the chest and push I'm late and push I'm late for real though the lyric is bitch I need to breathe and she says it about 50 times, and they're like, can you go a little slower? Can you go a little deeper? And she does the same iteration, and then she goes, wow. I mean, this song is really kicking my butt.
You're making Grace Lily sound like Tina Turner right now. And Dennis is like, it's a hit, though.
It's a hit. It's a hit.
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to Drew and Portia's like, no

it's not going to happen tonight because

it just needs to be one on one

and I don't know, I kind of heard

a demo of her song and

it really fucking sucks. I just don't want to be near that mess.

Hi, I'm like, damn, it's catchy.

She's basically like, no, I'm not going to talk to Drew.

I'm so sorry. I'm trying to see if swinging richards was located in bankhead oh because just like for bank because that was ronnie how did your fucking heimlich song get so catchy it's just two words not even barely song i'm sitting here going heimlich i'm gonna become a pop master um so then um they're talking about shimmy and portia are talking about drew did you already do this while i was googling yeah they just talked basically portia's like this portia will have a one-on-one with drew but she's not gonna do it in a group scene that's what she basically says so then it's like tonight the theme is black excellence i wanted ladies to wear all black just super sexy she's really excited about, you know, an all black party, which is kind of every party.
And then so we go into this bank and it looks really cool. It's like all, it's like a huge vault door that you have to open.
They do a big transition shot. Oh, they had so much fun in Final Cut on this episode because they had this giant vault door, like you just said, and this guy opens the vault door and it opens up very slowly.
And on the other side of the vault was a close-up shot of Angela's face. I was like, wow, you walk into it.
She's like walking confidently. I was like, oh, wow.
Walk into Angela's mouth. That's what this is.
Because they just had her face right inside the vault like this. But I also kind of wanted to see what that restaurant looked like when you opened that giant door.
I wanted to

see a view of the restaurant, but you know what?

Angela works too.

It was a cool edit.

She's like, I don't know.

What did you say?

I said it was a good use of masking.

A little shout out to the post-production

team for who they're using the

magnetic mask and Final Cut Pro.

Can you tell I've been watching uh final cut pro tutorials i'm like great use of the magnetic mask guys uh can we get a little more soupy on that can we use a new filter oh it's carl call your editor now so everybody arrives wearing black. And they're like, oh my God, you're wearing black.
I'm wearing black. Oh my God, you look so good in black.
You look good in black. I'm wearing black too.
I'm black. And then Kenya comes in.
And she's, of course, wearing bright, like baby blue. Like a Statue of Liberty kind of.
It was like the background of our screen here. She's wearing crapp blue aka statue of liberty green and um and brit's like um i thought we were all wearing black and portia's like what are you wearing she's like versace honey and they're like you're supposed to wear black she goes i didn't get the memo but they're like it's obvious it was like We see see the imitations like right up there right in the center it's like you are cordially invited to chic black dress code at a bank and she's like I don't own black stuff sorry I was expecting I'm expecting her to show up in the next scene wearing black because that's very she will so then she comes in yeah black so she comes in and says hi to everybody and says hello to Brit and Brit's like oh wow that was a pack that wasn't a hug that's a hug without getting makeup on me I can't stand people like that I cannot stand people we've all met people who are like like okay i guess that was a hug or like are you not gonna say hi to me and you like haven't said like you just haven't gone over to them yet brit is that person she's needy as fuck it's her insecurities and like why should we all have to deal with the like the the the shit in in your life because you haven't been able to deal with it properly.
And this has nothing to do with her dad. I'm just saying,

she's just one of those insecure people who the moment you don't give them a hard enough hug,

they suddenly are triggered into thinking

that they are being alienated from the group.

Like, relax.

It was a hug.

I don't even think it's that.

I think she's just so, like,

trying to start a fight over nothing.

It's like, can we just have appetizers?

Like you don't have to try this hard.

You fucking try hard.

She's so ridiculous.

So she's trying to start a fight and Kenya's not taking the bait.

She's like, okay, well, I didn't mean it like that.

Whatever.

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Then Shamia comes in and they're like, are you holding olive oil? And she's like, my love language is gifts. And you know, I just want to say, Angela, I don't want you to cook with this.
I just want you to know I'm sincerely sorry for attacking your visible appearance when I could have been attacking your rancid inner dark crystal soul. So, please take this olive oil with the stick hanging out of it.
And Angela's like, wait, just don't leave that on the countertop or Charles won't talk to you and then I won't be able to talk please make sure this doesn't leave a little oil ring somewhere yeah so uh shamiya's like saying yeah love language her love language is gifts and you know she was happy that angela accepted it so that was a nice moment for the two of them so now um angela kicks off the evening uh by welcoming everyone And Kenya, they're getting their food.

And Kenya's like, what are those?

And Portia's like, egg rolls.

And she's like, but what's on the inside?

And Portia's like, peach cobbler egg rolls.

You know, everything's sunny, southern. So, you know, cod green egg rolls.

And they're joking, like, it's chitlin egg rolls.

And, like, they have, like, a little, like, yes and bit about the egg rolls, which was really funny.

So then Kelly sees Drew and she's like, so, you know, Drew, you brought some extra guests to my event last weekend. And I was like, well, she said she was bringing her sister, but now she's brought guests.
And wow, they didn't buy anything either. Well, you know who else didn't buy anything? All those children.
So we see. She's so silent movie star in the look she goes i know i totally i love that kelly did this though it's because drew i know and then we see drew's makeup artist artes he comes he like walks in and then kelly says well he stayed and he didn't buy anything meaning that like after drew left artes just hung out and just was like in there for all the goss and try to get new clients yeah so kenya's like didn't he buy something didn't everyone buy something and then kelly says no and kenny's like well who didn't and then kelly does like a swivel and just stares at drew which of course of course drew didn't buy anything it's like what that not true.
It's not true at all. I got a blazer for my son.
And Kelly's like, I did not see you walk out of the store with a bag. So then Drew is like, no, well, it's being delivered.
And then she pulls out her phone because she has proof. And she's like, here's the proof.
And it's a text. Oh, she gets a text while she she's showing the proof and it's a group text with dennis on it and kelly's like i see dennis texting porsha it's dennis texting and she's like it's a group text hello it's not private there are other people on there and drew insists that the balmay jacket cost her two thousand dollars which is why i really believe that she didn't buy it and kelly is like like, well, you spoke on buying something and you even went as far as showing me a text message of you speaking with a sales associate, but you're not sending me a transaction.
You didn't purchase anything. You're drinking champagne, you're eating hors d'oeuvres and you're not buying anything.
Clearly she's not used to being in these rooms supporting a car. Yeah.
Cause normally you go to Balmain and they're not like guilting you into giving 10% of money to somebody to buy their purses. Normally Balmain can stand on its own.
It doesn't need a charity crutch. Yeah, but Kelly is basically just saying that Drew just doesn't hang around in high-end waffle circles.
And it's a pretty damning accusation. I don't think you're supposed to have...
I mean, this is a classic Housewives thing, though, right?

You have a charity, and then you shame people

based on how much they give you.

But I'm showing up to work, ma'am.

I have to shoot scenes here.

And it's not fair that you have a scene that cost me money.

Fuck off with that, you out main bullshit.

I'm not going to go in there and spend five grand

because you decided to have a charity

that gets 10% back to an important cost. Fuck off.
have it at the hospital next time you want my money you better have some make-a-wish kids tap dancing earn it well i i i really like that kelly did this thing at balmain and then shamed Drew afterwards because that is classic housewifery and it's like we are getting this show has really desperately needed some rich bitch to come in here and be snobby for a while because let's be honest, in the previous seasons it's been like, let's go to archive and shop in Marlo's leftovers so it's nice to get back into like a proper store dresses to people who are six foot four and that's it my size yeah yeah it's nice it's nice to get out of it's nice to get out of tags and archive and get back into balmay So I'm going to support this entire endeavor. Yeah.
By the way, I was thinking today, and she's not as ridiculous. She has not had as ridiculous moments yet, but I believe in her.
I do get a little Marlo energy from Angela. I don't know what it is.
I don't know if it's the voice or the affectation. I really don't know what it is yet.
But I'm just putting that bet down now. I think she has way, she comes off as someone who has like way more confidence.
Like Marlo acts out in a way that you just feel like, oh, this is someone who's like desperate to be loved. And Angela's like, I gotta love the edge.
Yeah, but we haven't seen Angela really pushed over the edge yet. So I want to see what she gets like when she's pushed over the edge.

Because I'm just getting a slight bit of Marla.

Just slight.

It's just a hint.

Well, listen, she had a great comeback last week when she called Shamiya Flava Flav.

So if that's a sign of what's to come, I'm very, very excited.

Yeah.

Okay, so now they order food and they're talking about the hair spa.

And Kenya's going to have a party. You're all invited.
We have movie screens. And so, basically, they're all talking about how they're going to go.
And Portia's like, well, I'm going to take my weave out because I'm going to get a massage on my head. And she's joking about it.
Better be for free. So, then Angela's like, Shamia, bring us up to speed with everything that's going on in your life.
And she's like, well, thank you so much. Well, the first thing that's happened in my life Rain, rain, go away.
She's like, I want to play you my new single. So here's my phone, everybody.
And she holds up her phone and she starts playing it. She starts singing along with it.
It's like, yeah, yeah. Leaf blower, leaf blower.
Whoa. Leaf blower, leaf blower.
I'm like, that is great. Heimlich, Heimlich.
Yeah. She's singing along with it.
That's going to sell twice as much as your last as your last single. Yeah, and so she's singing and Portia starts being such a...
Portia, she's being a dick. She's like, when do you start singing? She's like, it's me.
No, that's not you. That's true.
When do you sing? No, I am saying... That's true.
What are you talking about? That's not your voice. She's like, I'm singing.
You think I don't know your singing voice? That's not you. You're not singing right now.
Shamia's getting so annoyed at her. Yeah, Portia's just being an asshole because Shamia had the nerve to kind of stand up to Portia on camera.
And Portia no likey. She's like, okay, I'm the one who brought you on the show.
I've kept you on the show for all these years. And now you're going to come take my show over and be rude to me.
Or like stand up to me porsche deserved it and shamiya didn't even do anything that bad she was just visibly not pleased with porsche and so now porsche is going to completely turn on shamiya i mean wow that didn't take porsche porsche also is she is pretty controlling about how she films we i mean this whole dennis thing that is the a full-fledged example of it we saw we've seen her leave vacations early we saw that she dropped the news about simon the day after part three of the reunion that season ended so she is really good about she's really she takes a put a lot of time and effort into plotting what comes on screen what is not on screen, it is on screen and who is it with and so this is all to say shamia has been sidekick a sidekick for years on this show and now suddenly shamia is not only a full-fledged cast member she is initially being seen as the glue for this cast in the first few episodes i don't think portia likes likes that personally. We already see that she's uncomfortable with Dennis having scenes with Drew.
And obviously she's in a better position with Shamia, but I don't think she's comfortable with Shamia having a peach. Yeah, exactly.
And she's going to make her pay for it. And if you don't believe that Portia is a controlling diva nightmare, watch her spinoff show.
Yikes. Yikes.
It was so good. What a mess that show was.
Okay. So, and I like that the producers are keeping a bit of that in because they're making Portia look so stupid.
They don't like it. Like they're just editing and after she does, you know, she says something she thinks is smart.
I mean, they're kind of coming for her and I like it. So let's see.
So Shami is not, She's just. She's like, okay.
No. So, now you're saying you don't really think that's me.
That's great. Thanks.
And Portia tries to back. She tries to backtrack.
And she's like, when I say it sounds like Drew, it's because I think it sounds good. I generally thought it was Drew singing.
No, no, no. That's too late.

Too late.

You're being shady.

Now we play a game with deposit slips, which they write, you know, it's just another way of that.

Let's ask each other questions in order to start fights at this dinner.

We don't know each other that well yet.

So they do that. And the first question is, Shamia, what did you first do to earn that?

What did you do to thank your husband for that Rolls-Royce he bought you? And she does her like, twerking, twerking, twerking, shaking, clapping her butt cheeks like, ah, okay, next. Has Angela had a threesome? And she's like, hell no.
My God. One time we tried that and someone actually got up on the counter and they were almost murdered.
Got to watch that in my house. And then someone does, someone says, I did hear your husband was spicy and Angela's like, he can be.
And Portia's like, well, now I've heard something else about Charles because they're sort of alluding that there's like, there's stories about Charles that are out there. So then Britt is like, I heard something about Charles and she goes, and Britt's like, um, wait a minute, Portia, you've got tea? And she's, Portia's like, portia's like oh wait i'm gonna wait and she's like well what did you hear about my husband she's like i'm gonna wait okay next question so the next question well no angela's like portia doesn't even want to speak about her own marriage under her own and her own relationship so why are you mentioning my husband like don't even say charles's name don't even get it out i'm sorry stupid bitch the producer goes what and she says nothing so now kenya what color panties do you have on so she she throws her panties she shows her panties saying oh my god that's the biggest vagina skinny and all the food and then we get to we get to shady questions it's the silly questions which by the way thankfully the silly part was like really brief it wasn't like potomac or like beverly hills where they draw out the or real housewives of new york like what's your favorite sexual position you've had while eating ice cream and then it's like 10 minutes of them talking about it and then 10 minutes of interviews of them reacting like vanilla ice cream i don't think i can eat vanilla ice cream ever again so this is just like a quick thing and then they get to the shady questions um so so then they're basically they come for kenya and by they i mean brit so brit says to kenya can you speak to brit kindly and not with an attitude i didn't't write it, I promise.
Well, the first was, there was a first question that says, that Drew read, that was like, Kenya, why are you so worried about a happily married woman? And Kenya just kind of laughs it off. She goes, ah, ha, ha, ha, it's a habit.
And Kelly's like, a habit? She goes, I'm just being silly. And so Britt's Asked the question you just said Can you speak to Britt kindly And not with an attitude? I didn't write that, I promise I didn't write it, but it's hilarious Are you mad because Britt's gorgeous and wears denim tops? Are you just Of insurance agents? So then Kenya's like, well the answer is yes I can speak to everyone kindly Without an attitude.
And I think I have. And so Brit's like, yeah, but we're talking about me, sweetheart.
So what do you mean? Why? I've got the floor, baby. You're the one with the attitude here.
Kenya does not give you any attitude or any like really significant attitude for Kenya. And Kenya's still smiling.
And she's just like, you want a moment? Have your moment. This is not a moment.
She goes, yeah, it's a big moment for you. She goes, um, you're having a moment.
Do you need to step out? Do you need to step out? And I cannot believe Drew wasn't like, well, thank you for acknowledging that. Because that it's close.
It's close to one of my huge films. Yeah, the past.
It's also close to my ex-husband's book, The Step In Parenting. So then Kenya's like...
Wasn't she in Step Up, Drew? Oh, she was in Step Up. You're right.
Yeah, I thought there was a reference to the Step In Parenting, and then I was thinking about Dropple with Drew when they did Steps. Anyway, so Britt is like...
She's like, would you like a drop in Kenya? She's like thank you thank you again just thank you so brit is like she's brit's like like do you need to like you're having oh you're having a moment do you need to step out and kenya's like i am a moment i can speak to everyone and brit's like oh well this wasn't about everyone you want me to read it again would you like me to read it again i'm like wow you're really fired up about a question you quote unquote didn't write yourself she's like the snl parrot or the um the one that the bitch sesh girls did years ago like the hot wives where they would just be like pepper you said you want pepper how dare you yeah the person's going to grasp right yeah like like ready to be like a professional reality star

so kenya's like okay i'm not gonna play these childish games peasants cannot come for queens and she's like what that was what you said peasant angela's like okay well guys we have olive oil over here hollow branch charles is gonna get mad soon if it spills so come on enjoy it enjoy it. I love when she goes, girls have got olive oil over here.
And so Kenny was like, please stop. And Brick goes, um, I did the same for her.
Kenny goes, oh yeah, thanks for using one of my catchphrases. She goes, girl, get the fuck out of here.
Get out of here, bitch. And everyone's like, okay, whatever.
Some people are trying to be the wrong ones for their moment. Like, get the fuck out of here, bitch.
And everyone knows. Like, everyone sees how ridiculous she's being, but she just won't stop.
Oh, yeah? You want to come for me? You want a piece of me? I'm like a piece of apple pie. Everyone's going to get a piece today.
Come at me, bitch. And here's how you know she's wrong with you.
It felt very like, you know, it was kind of like Brittany Bateman trying to have a scene on Salt Lake City. Brittany Bateman was funny because she also was just as blatant and obvious but she just flops so many times that we just grew to enjoy it.
But Britt isn't at that level yet of flopping somebody. This is just like she needs to do a whole bunch of flops but she is also met with the same thing britney bateman was often met with which is indifference and that's really a bad sign when she's trying to stir this whole thing up and she's starting to get feisty and just no one's paying attention everyone's like okay whatever we're gonna go now yeah they're like kenya's like whatever kenya's just ignoring it she's trying to gather the veterans to like you know kiki about it etc like she doesn't care yeah i that when Kenny was like, um, can all the people who have been on this show come outside with me? And so they start leaving.
And this is when Brit is like, um, well, hold on, let me call my husband that cares about me. And Kenny was like, uh, she's kind of unfortunate.
Like, yeah, she's being extra. So Brit's like, um, wait, let me come on this side so I can be aware of my surroundings.
Oh, we're not done. We're not done.
We're still catching this moment. Where are you going? I'm going to call my husband.
I'm going to call my husband. My husband's calling.
Everyone, my husband's calling. Oh, do you guys have a husband? Because I've got a husband.
He's calling right now. It's like, oh, my God.
Shut the fuck up. Yeah.
So, Drew's like, what are we doing? Can I put this gift down gift down it's really heavy we didn't even see what was in the gift did we no we didn't they got these big-ass gifts and now they're all just like literally the veterans are getting into their own car to drive way to talk smack with the newbies i like that drew's basically like are we filming because i don't have the upper body strength to hold this are we are filming oh yeah she's lifting it. She's lifting it up and down.
She's like, yeah, doing reps.

Not dropping it. She's like, this is hard

because I want to show I can do reps, but I also

need to drop it to show I can drop it with Drew.

So

Britt still keeps going. Now she's on the phone.

She's like, somebody find my husband. Where you at,

baby? And then

the vets,

Kenya, Shamia, and Portia go to the

car. And Britt's like, I'm ready, baby.
I had to let that bitch know. I mean, and Portia go to the car.

And Brit's like, I'm ready, baby.

I had to let that bitch know.

I mean, don't play with me, bitch.

And Brit starts going off.

Like, everything's fine.

Everything's cool.

Everything's good.

Kenya, her little ditzy ass.

Like, bitch, play that shit in front of the cameras.

Don't play that with me.

I don't play those games.

I don't play them.

I got whips.

I got a pistol.

I got everything. I was like, oh, no.
Really? So. Yeah, she's really trying so hard right now.
She's like, play that shit for the cameras. Don't play that shit with me.
She called you a peasant. Girl, you really have to relax.
Yeah, she called you a peasant, and you're begging your husband for extra money to not have popcorn ceilings. Like, she wasn't really wrong.
You know what I mean? Yeah, I'm shocked that she's not getting along with her sisters. She goes, do all that fake Hollywood shit.
This is real life. This is real life.
This is real life. You just had a dinner party in a bank vault.
It's not real life. I'm telling you this right now.
It's not. I don't play those type of games.
You want to be respectful. No fucking peasants.
You got to be respectful around here. And if you don't know, you're going to learn today.
This is the day you're going to learn. See, this is why I'm sad that Kenya really screws the pooch next week.
Because this is the perfect example of why Kenya is really, like, one of the all-time greatest villains. Because she can say one word.
She calls this girl a peasant. And Brit has now now lost the thread she is spiraling in a parking lot outside of the fake bank and losing her mind threatening to pull out whips and pistols because she was called a a peasant while the person who she's yelling at is in a car has already driven away i mean i think this is like this is like, that is how, like, Kenya just is like,

one of those people who know

is to say the right thing

just to send someone off.

And it's so good.

And it makes me so mad

that she messed up so much next week.

Well, I think it's also just

that Brittany wants to fight so bad

and Kenya's just not giving it to her.

So she's like a little kid, you know?

She's not getting her way.

So she's just going crazier and crazier.

And now she's just like sitting there yelling

and threatening to shoot people

or insinuating that she could

I don't know. like a little kid you know she's not getting her way so she's just going crazier and crazier and now she's just like sitting there yelling and threatening to threatening to shoot people or insinuating that she could shoot people just to keep it technical and meanwhile kenny's like whatever so she gets in porsche's car and they drive off but their mics are still on and uh brit's still going off oh she's one of those types where she just wants to keep poking and being dismissive.
Well, take it, bitch. I'm wearing a denim top.
And I do real estate. And I'm hot.
And the girl's in the car. Kenya's like, wow.
She's talking about guns. Really? She said gun.
And Kenya's like, yeah, she was talking about she still has got a pistol on me. I mean, this girl is a problem.
She's got to go. She's got to go for real.
And Portia's like, yeah, she's got a little hype, so I'm going to go this way. And Kenya's like, please, please let her do something to me so she can go.
Okay. Oh, but oh, look, Charles Oakley is here.
I'm not going anywhere near Charles. I don't want any problems with Angela.
So, which is sort of to imply that there's something going on with Charles. but i think i don't mean i don't i didn't mean yikes that i just meant yikes vote to the brit stuff like yeah yeah no i i'm i'm saying yikes too because i think kenya may have spilled something in charles's presence and that's a no-no well that brings us to the end of atlanta down with brit i say i think think she sucks.
Yeah, she does suck. I don't need any more.
She really does suck. Like, if this is her audition, you're done.
Just trying too hard. We would have been like, go away.
You're trying way too hard. And this is not the show for that, ma'am.
Okay, you're trash. Yeah, she did okay the first few weeks.
Don't be like poor and pretend you're getting lobster catered somewhere else, ma'am.'t yeah bye yeah um anyway thanks everyone for being here thanks everyone that came out to our shows over the weekend those were so wonderful and um we will see you on the next episode bye watch what crappens would like to thank its premium sponsors ain't no thing like alice and king our way is the amber way it's the foster and the furious it. It's Amanda Foster.
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