The Fart Mic Returns w/ Ron White | Your Mom's House Ep. 823
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This week on Your Mom's House, Tom’s still off making a movie so Christina P calls in comedy legend and professional cigar philosopher Ron White to fill the daddy seat. The two dive right in—covering Ron’s brand-new “49-year-old bombshell” girlfriend, the celestial math that makes their relationship perfect, and why fake boobs just aren’t his thing. Ron spills the story of his ill-fated Paris river cruise, complete with pot smoke, a furious German-sounding captain, and a dramatic escape to a Paris hotel equipped with a literal sex swing.Christina shocks Ron by resurrecting a banned piece of YMH history—the beloved fart mic—and offers it up for live use. They trade stories about prenups gone wrong, vomiting for the sake of Cracker Barrel breakfast, fat roll storage hacks, and just how much sex is “too much” when you’re pushing 70. Plus, Ron shares why he thinks he’s better at stand-up now than ever, how to truly slow down on stage, and the strange gift of being an endearing pervert.
From fart sandwiches to Swarovski crystal chairs, and from emotional talks about aging parents to the logistics of anal, this is still a YMH at its purest: filthy, funny, and a little too honest.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 823
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:17 - Opening Clip: Fart Sandwich
00:08:04 - The Return Of The Fart Mic
00:13:45 - Ron White's Cruise From Hell
00:24:03 - Paris Sex Swings
00:31:54 - Clip: Dumb Brazilian Tourist
00:33:05 - Common Law Marriage
00:41:43 - Clip: Exploding Mom
00:42:56 - Clip: Fat Tourist Breaks Chair
00:44:26 - Clip: Fatso Mechanic
00:46:12 - Clip: Cool Karate
00:48:24 - Clip: Energy Sex
00:51:37 - Cracker Barrel Ambassador
00:57:20 - Sons & Fathers
01:01:56 - Ron's Comedic Words Of Wisdom
01:08:16 - Wrap Up
01:12:12 - Closing Song - "Delta White Mousepad" by Kosher Charro, Remix by John Douglass
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This week on Your Mom's House, Tom’s still off making a movie so Christina P calls in comedy legend and professional cigar philosopher Ron White to fill the daddy seat. The two dive right in—covering Ron’s brand-new “49-year-old bombshell” girlfriend, the celestial math that makes their relationship perfect, and why fake boobs just aren’t his thing. Ron spills the story of his ill-fated Paris river cruise, complete with pot smoke, a furious German-sounding captain, and a dramatic escape to a Paris hotel equipped with a literal sex swing.Christina shocks Ron by resurrecting a banned piece of YMH history—the beloved fart mic—and offers it up for live use. They trade stories about prenups gone wrong, vomiting for the sake of Cracker Barrel breakfast, fat roll storage hacks, and just how much sex is “too much” when you’re pushing 70. Plus, Ron shares why he thinks he’s better at stand-up now than ever, how to truly slow down on stage, and the strange gift of being an endearing pervert.
From fart sandwiches to Swarovski crystal chairs, and from emotional talks about aging parents to the logistics of anal, this is still a YMH at its purest: filthy, funny, and a little too honest.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 823
https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast
Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:17 - Opening Clip: Fart Sandwich
00:08:04 - The Return Of The Fart Mic
00:13:45 - Ron White's Cruise From Hell
00:24:03 - Paris Sex Swings
00:31:54 - Clip: Dumb Brazilian Tourist
00:33:05 - Common Law Marriage
00:41:43 - Clip: Exploding Mom
00:42:56 - Clip: Fat Tourist Breaks Chair
00:44:26 - Clip: Fatso Mechanic
00:46:12 - Clip: Cool Karate
00:48:24 - Clip: Energy Sex
00:51:37 - Cracker Barrel Ambassador
00:57:20 - Sons & Fathers
01:01:56 - Ron's Comedic Words Of Wisdom
01:08:16 - Wrap Up
01:12:12 - Closing Song - "Delta White Mousepad" by Kosher Charro, Remix by John Douglass
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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura — The Fart Mic Returns w/ Ron White | Your Mom's House Ep. 823