Where My Toms At? w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 822

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What is happening i'll tell you what the is happening my husband is filming a movie in new mexico and i have taken over ymh for the next few episodes

yeah

i'm not retarded maybe i am we'll see if i can work the soundboard and with me my co-host my favorite my love my heart

dunkin' trustle what's up thank you for having me i love being here.

I'm so happy you're running the show now.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

I've never done this before.

I'm really nervous.

Tom usually runs all the soundboard.

Do you want to hear some stuff?

I'd love to.

What do you, what's your jam?

I got,

okay.

We have farts.

Oh, yeah.

I love those.

Oh, so do I.

Let's do a fart.

Okay, here we go.

F-A-R-T.

That's pretty good.

That's pretty good.

I like that.

Love it.

What about, I like black people when they talk.

Let's hear it.

Oh, there you are.

I thought it was that a sound.

You know what I'm saying?

That's my favorite.

Oh, that's cool.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, check it out.

You know what I'm saying?

That's great.

This one's my favorite.

You know what I'm saying?

Check this out, Doug.

That's cool.

Inclusivity.

So much inclusivity.

That's really cool.

You guys do that.

You know what?

That is so funny you said that, Duncan, because this episode and the next few that I will be hosting, I have decided to celebrate women and showcase all the women, the cool women out there, because usually it's just cool guys.

Can I?

This is whenever anybody says celebrate something.

Do you feel like if you have to say it's time to celebrate something, it might not be worth celebrating?

A thousand percent, which is why I also feel a tinge of rage every time they're like, it's National Pet Your Dog Day.

I'm like, no, it's not.

I'll decide if it's pet my fucking dog day.

Yeah.

I don't need you to tell me when it's pet my dog day or donut day.

Oh, fuck right off.

These are control freaks.

Control freaks.

They're controlling your mind.

Yeah, I agree.

It's manufactured fun.

It's not even fun.

It's just some asshole who got control of some, like, I guess, accepted calendar.

Well, who's deciding these days some asshole guaranteed like you don't get to say what a fucking holiday is like the fact that we feel as humans yeah that we can just decide

universally

today

is fill in the blank whatever it is hey man i'm not going to fall prey to the mind control schistum and that's what they do they control time they control music they change the entire scale of music

they don't want us to hear the pure sound how music was originally intended.

They control the calendar.

They tell us what day it is.

This is not

Monday.

No, it's not.

And it's not even 2025 because in Afghanistan right now, it's 1542 or whatever year it is

in their Stone Age calendar.

So it's all relative.

I know.

And we say that in fucking Stone Age.

They managed to keep a fucking calendar that long.

We couldn't do it.

I've been to Afghanistan of you.

Very similar to Albuquerque, New Mexico, if you're wondering.

Are you fucking kidding me?

No, have you been to Albuquerque?

That's why I'm like, Jesus Christ, dude.

I guess I have to throw out all the wonderful things I thought about Afghanistan.

Okay.

On that note, why don't we start the show?

No, I've never done this before, Duncan.

Wish me luck.

Okay.

God bless you.

Here we go.

Oh, fuck.

I already fucked up.

Here it is.

So, how bad did it hurt?

And how many bones did you break when you fell from heaven?

Because you are as cute as an angel.

I love it.

Welcome to your mom's house

with Tom Segura.

Tom Sutsukura.

And Christina Pajitsi.

Christina Shujitsi.

Welcome to yourself.

And Duncan Trestle, Trustee.

It's the longest intro in this history of the podcast.

You deserve it.

You guys have earned a long intro.

Welcome to your bob's house with good zero peep.

Oh my god, that's amazing!

Yes,

wow, AI is incredible these days.

No, that is Kimmy Cola.

She is the Guinness Book World Record Champion for the Loudest Burps.

And in fact, we were at my kids' school and she was in the Guinness Book, the literal in the library.

And I was like, I know that girl.

So thank you, Kimmy Cola, for my beautiful introduction.

And as I said earlier, Duncan, we are empowering women.

Celebrating women.

I guess we are.

In today's episode.

All right.

Let's celebrate.

I've got some other fun stuff for you.

This is what I thought

you would really be into.

Here, check this out.

Tell me if this is something

that you and your lady want to get into, or maybe.

Okay.

Energy sex.

Oh, yeah.

What's that?

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oh yeah i knew you would like this i knew it have you done this yet i feel like you may have uh i i on it i have not uh there's many a day where i've wanted to the sun

and i don't know how

But I would love to understand how to have a three threason with the sun.

Who is the third?

She didn't mention that.

Mysterious.

Oh, right.

Threesome with the sun.

The wind?

The third, or did she mean her son?

Her son?

I had a threesome with my son.

That's a whole different type of energy sex.

I come when I wash my hands.

You know, what's interesting is that it's usually dudes who come up with things things like energy sex to have actual sex with women.

Yep.

Very rare that a woman constructs this horse shit to get laid.

Yeah, usually that's the domain of the fuck healer.

You know, the fuck healer is like

it's, it's, it's the dudes who

are like actively, compassionately trying to help people

wake up into their true identity.

But it seems like the only people they they work with are like hot girls.

You know, like they don't have guys, there were guys that they're trying to like also heal.

That's so true.

Like Will, our beloved Will Blunderfeld, only, which you got to take his seminar.

I was not going to have to take a seminar.

Well, how was that?

Changed my life.

Yeah.

Changed my life.

Are you now eating my cum?

Yeah.

Is that?

Yeah.

Wow.

Yeah, I'm not ashamed of it either.

Why would you be?

And I don't wear clothes in the house.

Why would you?

Well,

I can guess why.

Because the new world order control system, Matrix simulation, wants to keep your clothes on in the house.

That's right.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Right.

Oh, I guess I have to wear clothes because the housekeeper is here.

There's a FedEx.

FedEx.

Oh, yeah, let me put on clothes so that your fossil fuel-emitting fucking truck can move faster.

No, I'm sorry.

Well, unless it's don't wear your clothes day on Instagram.

When you're sanctioned, you're allowed to have this hedonic fun.

I don't need that.

I don't need the permission of the tech overlords to get me in clothes.

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You know what?

You make all kinds of sense.

Well, thank you, Will Blender.

It was really so no, really, though, what was that like?

Like, how did you?

Well, you know,

one thing you got to contend with when you meet somebody who's suggesting you smell your friend's balls

is you have to contend with like, well, the suggestion, like, all right, I don't think I'll ever do that.

But then you also have to contend with the energy of the person suggesting you smell your friend's balls and Will Blunderfield is this is like a really sweet dude no he's he's angelic yes he's very kind

yes not not creepy though right like did you feel

oh I felt creeped out slapping that old hog all over the place

yeah like you know I think we it was it was like a gumbo of feelings it's like on on one hand it's it's kind of like, I'm pretty sure that you're like a super horny dude.

Yeah.

And you figured out a way to get like maybe like

straight guys teetering.

That's what it is.

You know what I mean?

You found this, like, this, this market almost.

If you could extend that.

But hold on.

But see, so this broad, what is this racket?

Let me find...

Where is this, mommy?

Okay, yeah, here.

So that's her racket.

And then, like, wait, what?

This racket?

Yeah, like, what's this?

So this is, like, videos of her doing her, like, it's an energy orgy.

Well, this is just like, look, this is the economy we're in, man.

Like, it's a, it's a hard fucking economy.

These tariffs are going to hit hard, and you can expect more shit like this.

Because,

you know, I don't know if you've ever had this happen.

Have you ever had someone who you think is your friend invite you to their goddamn seminar?

Have you ever had that happen?

I got landmarked.

That's what we called it.

There was one guy in an office I worked out a million years ago, and he would come up to your cubicle and be like, how you doing?

Christina.

And you're like, I don't know.

I mean, I'm cool.

Yeah.

Are you happy?

And you're like, I think so.

You know, I've been doing this seminar called the landmark forum.

It's just changed my life.

And you're like, what's that?

And now they're getting you to do.

There you go.

And they'll hit you up so many times that eventually saying no, it's more exhausting than just saying yes and going.

Right.

And I had a coworker who did go, and he was like, so this is this landmark for him, I guess.

It's like, it's like Scientology Adjacent.

Have you heard of this?

Oh, yeah, of course.

I lived in LA.

I got landmarked.

You did?

Yeah, I got landmarked.

Did you go?

No.

But I remember like

walking with, I don't even remember who this person, you know, in the beginning days of LA, you make friends with some fucking shady motherfuckers.

I was walking down the sidewalk with some dude, and he starts bringing up the landmark forum.

And, you know, like,

both of us know about cults.

I know about cults.

I know what it sounds like when someone's recruiting you to a cult.

And I said to him, sounds like a cult.

And he goes,

but our cult's bad.

And that's always what

cult people will, that's the response you give is like, but I mean, yeah, okay.

So is that bad?

Otherwise, they wouldn't call it a cult.

They would call it a good time group fun or something else.

Yeah.

Well, the cult, he's not wrong.

Like,

like religions can be seen as cults until they keep you hostage and they don't let you go home and stuff, right?

This is what Ramdas said, what you're looking for is a self-destructing trap.

Like the

self-destructing trap.

Yeah, like

it is good to have a community of people.

Like if you need to be around comics, if you're a comic,

if you're interested in some kind of lineage, you need to be around people who are also practicing that lineage, whatever it is, whether it's Buddhism, witchcraft, Christianity.

But

you want

the sense that you can leave.

That's right.

It becomes a cult

when you can't get out.

Nexium.

We'll ruin your fucking life.

Oh, yeah.

Or all your friend.

Well, we won't be your friend anymore

if you don't follow our way.

Then it's a cult.

For sure.

Hey, where's that that clip that you guys know I want to see right now with him?

You know what I'm talking about.

I think you need to scroll down in the folder.

You're right.

You're right.

Sorry.

Guys, still new at this.

Hold on.

I'm new at this.

This is my husband, Chas.

Why don't you show him your tits right now?

The fuck was that?

Think that's good podcasting?

That's what I hear in my head when I can't find the files.

Here we go.

Here, I wanted to show this.

You like that?

Do you think your wife hears this?

No.

Definitely not.

Having tits.

You know what you're good at?

Having tits.

Celebrate women.

We're trying to celebrate women.

All right.

Here we go.

Here's some cool stuff.

Speaking of cults, how did I know we'd end up on this topic?

I love cults.

to be around people and have groups, but for some reason, I wasn't ever able to do that.

As a matter of fact, really until I found Scientology, I can't really say I had any friends.

When I got introduced to Scientology,

I found the answer to how to be friendly, how to be able to listen to somebody, and how to make somebody feel comfortable around me.

That one thing just changed everything in my life.

Worst hype.

Marcy Sanders, and I am a Scientologist.

Marcy.

Thank you, Marcy.

But don't you know, Marcy, like you learn how to make friends in kindergarten.

Like you bring a cool toy to the playground and you're like, you want to play with my toy?

Or like, yeah.

Hey, who wants to smoke pot?

You know, and you do that in junior high school.

You guys smoke cigarettes?

You guys like hand jobs?

Yeah, Marcy.

Come on.

It's not that hard.

It's not that hard, Marcy.

Well, she didn't know.

And now she's, you know, she found her friends.

And that's great.

I mean, it's great.

You know,

Scientology is actually.

I mean, I know this is where we make fun of stuff.

And

Scientology changed my life.

You're kidding.

You're a Scientologist.

I did not know that.

I think it's important to talk before I even get into me being a Scientologist or not being a Scientologist.

Okay.

Talk about, are you happy?

Right.

It would be fun.

Look, it would, I think people like us, where we run into problems with like

syncing up with a cult is that it's very hard for us to surrender our rational mind.

You know what I mean?

I don't think we're subs in that way.

You know what I mean?

But these people are subs.

You're right.

It's submissive.

You know what Marcy needs?

Spank.

Just to be hog-tied and effed by some dude.

I just spank.

Cheaper.

Yeah.

Quicker.

Yeah.

Friends.

You'll make friends.

That's so true.

You'll make so many friends.

So many friends.

And BDS, F.

You have to, because I'll tell you they're your friends.

Yeah, you don't need to.

And also, from what I don't know, you tell me since you've been in the program.

What are you, what's your level?

Like Theta Oblivion?

Irma CT 14.

CT12.

Oh, CT14.

They added two levels.

You're kidding.

They had to because of me and some other people.

I mean, I don't want to brag, but they had to add a couple extra levels because we got to 12 and they're like, holy shit, we got it.

We were going to move it up to 14.

Are you higher than Tom?

Oh, no.

No.

Nobody's higher.

No, I would never say that.

And no, absolutely not.

I would never say that.

And I didn't say that.

I did not say that.

Okay.

I do not think that.

Please delete that.

I didn't say that.

I'm not higher.

We'll take it out.

Please, please, please, please.

No, no, no, we'll take it out.

No, no, no.

You You know, I promise.

I won't forget.

I promise.

Thanks.

Josh, take that out.

Please.

You got it.

Thank you.

Wow.

So,

yeah, no.

So, what are we talking about again?

Oh, energy.

And Marcy is wonderful.

See you next weekend, Marcy.

What about this?

Can scientists?

Scientology, I used to do a lot of thinking.

You know, like I'd have a conversation that didn't go well.

And I mean, not just like an hour, but like sometimes days, you know, I'd think it through and like, oh, I could have said this, or I could have done that, or, you know, or how would that go?

Just a lot of thinking about stuff

without any result either, right?

Just like a worry and think.

I have never gone back to that.

To thinking.

That was huge for me.

My name's Sia.

I live in Portland, Oregon.

Fuck yeah.

I'm a Scientologist.

Celebrating you.

That's great.

That's great.

Dude, how wonderful to not think.

That's the only thing I want, Duncan.

God, what does it sound like in her mind?

Is it just like

that is the ultimate goal is just,

she got, maybe she got the old ice pick.

She could have gotten lobotomized.

That would be awesome.

They say it makes you so happy.

I, yeah, I just got on Prozac because I got so sad in New Mexico.

You know that they tested nukes there.

Oh, yeah.

So I was like,

anyway, Prozac, same thing.

Just kind of quiets it all down.

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Fucking feels great.

That's great.

I don't even want to drink alcohol anymore, which is usually why I drink alcohol.

That's so fucking great, man.

Tune it out.

Tune it all out.

Yeah, I mean, you know,

some people, you know, they just don't have to be in

a never-ending cycle of hell.

But you know what I mean?

It's amazing we have shit that fixes that.

I know.

It's incredible.

I should have been on drugs longer, longer.

Or just become a Scientologist.

Probably cheaper to do get on drugs.

You think so?

Scientology, I think, is very expensive.

Well, Well, what are they taking of your, is it like 40% of your income right now?

Well, I mean, okay,

technically, it's 45%,

but

before Scientology, I wasn't making any money at all.

Wow.

So, you know what I mean?

It's like 45%

of nothing.

Nothing.

They're taking 45%.

But without them, I would have 100% less.

Right.

And look at your career.

Like, no coincidence.

Fucking incredible.

Yeah.

Well, that's why.

You know,

it's really blowing up.

I was just in Oklahoma City and I had medium ticket sales.

You're kidding.

Isn't that great?

That's huge for Oklahoma City because that's not, that's a, that's a soft market.

That's tough.

Yeah.

And people love it when I talk about Scientology instead of doing jokes.

thank you duncan talk more about scientists well you know what it is generally people like to be told how to live their lives absolutely yeah absolutely they want a savior yes somebody needs to save my ass you need someone to save you you want to be saved and to give you advice unsolicited is the best kind oh my god you just gotta it's it's like

the idea

That that is possible and who the who knows?

You know, actually, Marin has a, I guess I can't say his jokes but it's old so maybe i can are you allowed to do that like it's an old old if it's if it's out there i think it's out there

yeah yeah um i heard this like 15 years ago

but the joke is something like i'm afraid to read dianetics because i feel like

20 pages in i'm gonna be like you know this kind of makes sense

well i don't think that everybody

look i am i am there was a time in my life if If you, if you, if they had gotten me at like 26 years old on Hollywood Boulevard, before I committed to becoming a broke stand-up comedian, when I dropped out of law school, my parents weren't talking to me, and I was confused.

I hadn't met my husband yet.

Like, you know, when you're just there and they get you at the right time, I'd be like, dude, this makes all kinds of sense.

I was inches away from becoming a hard Krishna.

Of course, you were.

Inches from shaving the head.

you are you being that that far dead serious i was hanging out at the temple all the time really and i gotta tell you

what does happen

is

and i'm sure happens with any like successful cult and the harikrishas will say it's the cult of bhakti they just say that is what it is and uh

what you experience is incredible and it isn't like what whatever it may be you could use any kind of like secularist analysis and say, you know, yeah, you're experiencing like mind control, group hypnosis, like whatever you want to call it.

It is the most astounding, beautiful, super attractive thing.

It's like a little bubble.

It's like a hole in the ice, you know, everyone's under the ice in default reality.

And cults are like, you can stick your head up into a completely alternate system.

And the longer you're there, the more that seems real.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And like this,

when was the last time you watched the Drew Barrymore show?

Never in my life.

Oh my God, it came on in my hotel room.

Yeah.

And she's lovely, though.

She's like joy.

I have no doubt she's a lovely person.

The show itself, though,

is

it made me think like, if I, am I, if I gotten too far out to see, is this how the Unabomber felt when he watched TV?

You, because it's so you're like angry, fucking, not angry, just like, like, watching aliens.

Yeah, like, you know what I mean?

Talking about, here's my friend, she's gonna talk about table settings, and you put, you put the candle at eye level,

and then it, and it lights your face better, you see?

No, no, no.

This is how I feel two things when I watch morning talk shows

or when I listen to this fucking dumb fuck talk, and then I have a huge announcement to make after

this fucking talk.

Oh my gosh, I work so hard and

I appreciate what hard work looks like.

I like working hard.

And I'm still working hard, right?

The moment that everything sells out, it doesn't mean that we're done.

It means we're working on replenishment.

And what are the next skews?

And what's the next tranche of products?

She said tranche.

What the fuck is that?

And what's the cadence of it?

What's the photograph?

I'm a termite.

I'm a termite.

Listen to me, instead of a termite.

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I want to think about myself.

I have stopped thinking about myself.

I'm the only thing that exists in the universe.

And only me and me and me.

I'm not interested, but I know.

I'm not jobs.

I'm not in.

I think I'm in hell.

I'm pretty sure.

Am I the devil?

I'm in hell.

I'm the devil.

And this gates of Bell are locked from the inside.

And I lock them on myself.

But you realize, like, in the woman, in woman world, this is, there's people that are like, she's the best.

Of course.

This is awesome.

Of course.

I mean, this is why

when we criticize cults, we must first ask ourselves, what's the fucking difference?

What's what if we're going to judge weird lifestyles, what's weirder?

Doing whatever that long-winded, insane fucking grocery list of shit she she does that no one cares about, or sitting in front of a deity to Krishna with incense burning.

Really?

Torsha!

Torsha.

And by the way, I had never heard the word tranche.

A tranche?

A tranche?

What is a fucking tranche?

Josh, will you look this up?

A tranche?

A tranche.

I remember when they started using that word.

They say tranche sanctions.

Oh, is this right?

I thought this was like some white, white lady word.

A tranche of flowers or a tranche of.

Sounds like a

kid's name in the South.

Tranche.

Tranche tranche.

Get over here, tranche.

Get your fingers out of the dog's ass, tranche for sure.

Tranche's top finger in the cat.

It says, okay,

tranch is a less common spelling of tranche.

Both refer to a portion or division of a larger whole.

particularly in finance.

It sounds like VD.

Yeah, it does do.

I got tranche.

I got tranche, man.

Tronch cock.

Kyle, you got tronch cock in Tijuana, dude.

It's bad.

It's all withered.

It's dripping and withered.

You got that tronche cock.

Tranchecock.

Yeah,

I had a threesome with the sun.

Got tronch cocked.

Threesome with the sun.

Yeah, this is as stupid as sex energy sex test.

Right.

It's this broad.

Same, it's the same.

Ultimately, just like it's nihilism.

That is the sound of the void.

Like, if you could hear the void, it's just now you gotta think of it.

I'm thinking that works though.

I'm gonna sit on my camera and get the right lanes

and everything thinking about myself.

I always think about myself.

She works so hard, she does, that's good.

Listen, speaking of working hard, yes, Duncan, this is very ironic that you're here for this moment.

Uh, because you were here, yeah,

the last time you were

in studio with us, my husband

appointed our brand new CEO, Emma Hicks.

Yeah, that's great.

She's awesome.

Sorry, Emma Hicks.

Is she still here?

I was the one to say hi to her.

Well, that's the thing I was going to bring up.

I had made a painting for her.

Oh,

that's really nice of you, Duncan.

I mean, you know, I just want to, I love YMH, and I just wanted to give the CEO a gift.

Really appreciate that.

She forgot to give me her phone.

Well, I mean, I gave her mine.

I was,

I wanted to explain.

I just talked to her about the podcast.

Yeah, she's here.

You guys had such a good vibe.

She's a great

really done a fantastic job here at YMH.

However,

you know, the economy has changed a little bit, and I have appointed a brand new CEO

of YMH Studios.

I would like to introduce him right now.

All right.

His name is Avery blackwell everybody please welcome the brand new ceo of ymh studios avery thank you so much

say hi to everybody coffee everywhere and already yeah

well you're here to clean that up well hi sexy hi

i'm great how are you how are you settling in I'm great.

Very comfortable.

This chair is nice and warm for me.

I love it.

Oh, good.

I love it.

Have you met everybody so far?

Has everybody been nice to you?

I have not met everybody yet.

Okay, so to your right there is Cougar.

We love a good cougar.

True.

And then Annie, say hi to Annie.

What's up, bro?

Hello, sexy.

How are you?

Maybe don't fist bump the CEO.

Maybe shake hands with the CEO, man.

Oh, my bad.

Why can't I hear them?

Why don't you help them, Eddie?

Jesus.

They're trying to give the CEO a hard time the first day.

Obviously.

There you go.

Hello.

Oh, there.

There you are.

So, Avery, what kind of experience have you had running corporations?

None.

Great.

I'm so excited to be here.

I think that I'm going to knock it out of the park.

If a slut can do it, a gay can do it.

There you go.

I don't know that she was a slut.

What?

I mean, she seemed just very focused.

And like, I think Tom made a great choice.

Yeah.

No, no, Avery, you seem great.

And honestly, I feel like you've been a little disrespected by the people in the sound booth with you.

If you are the new CEO, nobody apologized.

You got a fist bump.

Yeah, Annie, what's up with a fist bump to the new CEO?

Maybe they like fisting.

I don't know.

What you mean?

That's what we do.

We.

Yeah.

Okay.

Who is we?

Like gangbang we?

Gangbang.

You don't fist bumper?

Fisting or fisting?

Okay.

See?

What did I tell you?

Avery is a great.

Now, this is the CEO of YMA.

You can have two CEOs.

Well, look, we just wanted diversity, Duncan.

Me too.

Me too.

We need new blood in the studio.

New blood, new hole.

Yes.

See, this is what I'm talking about.

Avery, what have you been planning?

Josh told me that you have a series of things that you would like to

implement, some policies here at YMH.

I will be making a little bit of changes, most to benefit all the men in here.

So

well, yeah, we don't have enough, we don't have many female employees, so that's that'll be fine.

That's perfect.

What do you think, Avery, like a cigar lounge?

Well, so Christina actually gave me copies of all of y'all's psyche bows before I actually arrived.

Several of you are very mentally ill.

So I'll be actually offering free therapy.

Oh,

free therapy with me.

That's great.

Nobody else, but with me.

I'll be offering myself to talk, or

if you don't want to talk, I have other skills that I'm very good at.

What skills?

Yeah.

You tell me.

You tell me.

Yeah, this is great, though, because Ennie was saying that he wanted to get into therapy, right, Ennie?

Did I say that?

I think that was Tanner that needed the therapy.

I think that's what was.

Listen, if someone's offering therapy,

you should at least try a session.

We can do group therapy.

Yeah.

It can also be a group.

Very powerful.

Wonderful.

As Tom and Christina are also committing to their healthier lifestyle,

so am I.

We'd also be building a gym in here at the YMH studios for all of our men employees.

No females.

No ladies allowed.

And no guy likes it when girls show up at the gym.

We hate it.

There's nothing worse.

I'm trying to fucking work out.

I don't want to see some beautiful

well, Duncan, we've had that here at YMH.

A gym.

And well, we've had a co-ed gym.

And I think what Avery is saying is that, like, we can, we can separate things now.

So the women do their thing and the guys do that.

And will there be extracurriculars?

It is going to be strictly men.

There will be a sauna.

Clothing is immediately optional as soon as you walk in.

Hopefully you don't.

Don't be the awkward person in there with your clothes on.

No, it's optional, but take them off.

Yeah, um, we will have massages by massage therapist.

Hell yeah, amazing.

Ready to get deep in there.

And then also nude yoga.

Who doesn't like a little yoga while you're naked?

That's perfect.

Are you guys Cougar and Annie?

Do you think you'll be doing any of the activities, Sana?

Let's fucking go.

Yeah.

What about cardio?

Any cardio stuff?

With me and you?

Yeah.

All right.

So like jogging, treadmill stuff, or what do you mean?

Well, are you thinking it?

I mean, you have done Will's men's retreat.

It is kind of cool to be with your bros, and that sounds cool.

Dude, it's the only place where I can, like, you know, that's why I think they call it a steamer and blowing off steam.

Like,

no ladies, just dudes, just dudes.

Chilling.

And where I go,

they wear towels.

And it's just like, what's the point?

And I take mine off and everyone gets like weird.

Well, and here's the thing, too, is that, you know, Tom has been really running this place with a patriarchal, strong right hand.

And I like to see dicks.

Tom doesn't.

Amen.

And thank you, Avery.

And finally, like, Avery and I sat down at coffee.

We had a long discussion about this: like, freeing the penises.

And like, let's see them.

Free them all.

You all love to compare dick sizes in companies.

You might as well do it in real life.

That's right.

I don't like comparing dick sizes.

Why?

I just, you know, to me,

I feel like competition,

though a lot of people do think is a path towards greatness in this patriarchal environment, comparing penis sizes just doesn't seem like a fruitful activity.

And, you know,

it can lead to, let's just say

it leads to hurt feelings.

We have a therapy that can help for that now.

I would love, I need therapy, and I appreciate the offer, and I will take you up on it.

I love this, Avery.

What about

you, you and I were discussing like team building events and such like that?

Yeah, so we also will be arranging a team building men's retreats led by William Bluntenfeld.

Woo!

It's your guy.

Dude.

Yeah.

Honestly, like.

That's your guy?

He loves once.

He's the best.

When I, Avery, I'm going to be honest, you know, I was the last CEO.

I thought she was fantastic.

Their vibe was was really different.

Powerful intellect.

Like you could see Steve Jobs level kind of.

Yes, she's very smart, very driven.

Driven, smart.

But you know, Avery, I think you are what YMH.

I think so too.

And any,

are you going to be, you have to attend this?

Definitely mean.

That's interesting how you changed that up in the middle of your question.

You just, you said, I have to.

I thought that was going to be a question.

Well, where are you going to go?

Because it is a mandatory YMH event.

Well, I guess it's mandatory.

I'll speak to my lawyers.

I think that's okay.

Yeah, I think there won't be any problems there.

So yeah, you can bring your lawyer if you'd like.

It's a girl, so I don't know.

Oh, never mind.

Yeah, why are you getting all legal?

Freaking Blunderfield retreat.

You should be so happy.

Tell her about it after.

Well, wonderful.

That is

a couple other changes.

Instead of our thumbs up that we'd be doing around here, that's very, very disrespectful to the youth in our day and age oh you mean the emojis yes we we text a lot um around the studio and i i guess gen z is very offended by that thumbs up it feels dismissive

it is as fuck

that's you need to dismiss certain texts well so we have a new one a better one we will be using this booty hole emoji moving forward if you have a thumbs up to give anybody so everyone knows that you're acknowledging the message I love it.

Toilet shot.

Beautiful, Avery.

Thank you so much, Avery.

I'm so excited to, what is this called?

The buns up?

The buns up.

I love the buns up emoji.

This is now mandatory across all YMH texts.

We're no longer using thumbs up, but thumbs ups are now disrespectful.

I can love it.

I want that emoji.

Can you get me that thing?

Of course.

I use it all the time.

Avery came up with this.

He designed this.

Damn, Avery.

You're a genius.

Yes.

He's so talented.

And I thought he should get involved more in the merchandising side, too, and the art direction of YMH.

He's just fantastic.

Incredible.

I'm selling crop tops soon.

Watch out.

Amazing.

Thank you so much, Avery.

I appreciate you coming in.

And I know you're very busy.

So get back to work.

Yes, I have several meetings today.

Love y'all.

See y'all.

Love you.

Thanks, Avery.

Good to meet you, Avery.

Enjoy the new job.

He's great.

I'll see you in therapy, my friend.

See you in therapy.

Can't wait.

I hope you have a clear of the afternoon.

He's great.

He's great.

I think Tom's really going to like Tom's going to love Avery.

Yeah.

Reminded me of Tom.

Yeah.

And I, oh, he did.

Serious Tom vibes.

Serious Tom vibes, right?

Like taking charge.

Or, you know, like underneath.

You know, you got the

front facing Tom.

Yes.

But then inside Tom is an Avery.

You know, creative,

driven,

smart, not afraid to make changes.

open-minded.

Yes, speaking of open-minded, what do you think about this?

Oh, yeah.

I already saw this, and I'd love to experience that.

So, for people just listening, it's a guy on an air mattress, and he is like sewn into it with a latex suit, and he's breathing through

a snorkel, correct?

That it's, it's, it's terrifying for me, but you love it.

You're saying that it makes you hard, and this is what you're into.

I didn't say it makes me hard.

Oh, sorry.

That's what I thought this is for.

Why would you put that in the state?

I didn't say that.

Well, I didn't know.

That

you didn't share.

Have you shared that with yourself?

Do you find that to be sexual?

Isn't that?

Oh.

I mean, isn't that what it?

I don't know.

Is that what it's for?

No, that's like a snoring treatment.

that's the new cpap you don't know about this i haven't heard about oh my god yeah like this is like for for people uh what's that called that you get you you can't breathe at night

sleep apnea yeah this is the new sleep apnea treatment that they're doing they send you that three nights or four nights of that and they say after you don't even want to stop it's the it's like you sleep like a baby oh i believe it except the one thing is um if i wanted to turn over on my side, I'd wake Tom up every time with those sounds.

It would be very annoying to try to fall asleep next to that wriggling little fish.

Also, if you had to get up to pee, it would suck.

Oh, you're not peeing in that.

You're just peeing in the suit.

Yeah, you're going to pee into the bubbles.

That's fucking good.

But yeah, that looks...

It's interesting.

It's got that Han Solo frozen in.

It's like

it would suck to like get that delivered to your door.

It seems like

a hilarious thing to send to a friend.

Duncan, you're dating somebody.

At what point do you mention like this is your jam?

Like, at what point are you like, uh,

okay.

So, oh, did I like to get encapsulated in bubbles and snorkelized?

Like, how soon in your courtship with the lady?

Well, you know, I don't think there's any set time, but probably like after she pisses in my mouth.

First date.

That is wild.

That looks dangerous.

I mean, it just looks dangerous, honestly.

Like, how do you, like.

No, it's, this has got to be, you can't do this alone.

And, like, who's your, who's your snorkel buddy?

That's the loneliest thing if you do that by, if you figure out a way to do it by yourself

That's literally the loneliest possible thing you can do on earth climb into that whatever the fuck that bubble wrap is and figure out a way to seal it Maybe voice commands AI could do it, I guess.

God damn.

Wow.

I know, because what if it malfunctions?

Like, you need a buddy to be there monitoring you.

Do you think if it malfunctioned because you're kind of like sealed up in there, do you think your body would decompose?

Just blew my mind, bro.

Well, you know why, homie?

Because we're watching Indiana Jones right now, the kids and I.

And

we're at the one from 2008 where he fucking, he finds these mummies, bro, like spoiler alert, and he like knives it open.

And the body's perfectly preserved

from just like linen casings.

And if that's just like organic cloth, you're right.

Wait a minute.

Why aren't they doing this to more people?

I bet they are.

Plastic you, plasticking you.

Deep underground military bunkers are filled with this.

That's actually footage from a deep underground military bunker.

It's a sub-basement of the White House.

That's what they do when they're making a new president.

That's the formation of the next president.

He is, that's a clone, and he's just waking up, which is why.

And that squeaking sound, that's like when that sound happens, it actually draws an octopus-like creature that comes out of the ceiling.

It's drawn to the sound like a mother cat to the meow, meow of their kittens.

And then

injects a probiscus into the new president.

And that's what that black thing is in his mouth.

Actually, that is a tentacle.

It's not a snorkel.

It's injecting him with George Washington's cum.

They preserve it.

That's how they make a president.

I didn't realize that.

So they give George Washington's cum to the next guy, and then does the next president come into the new guys?

Okay, well, yeah, how does this work?

I don't want to do like history stuff.

I know I don't want to seem like a dick or like, but I am like really into history.

And so they, you know, they say George Washington died from leeching, right?

Like they put leeches on him because they used to do bloodletting back then.

Yes, yes.

He did die from

a kind of leeching, but it wasn't bloodletting.

They used to

hook him up to a pump

and they would crank his jiz out night and day because they knew this man, there will never be another George Washington.

No.

So they apparently have like enough George Washington cum to last for the next 30 sitting.

Wait a minute.

Is this how they're printing, like that's why when you get what dollar bill is he on?

What is he on?

Which bill?

The one.

Yeah, that's why maybe it's a little softer.

You got it.

They're putting the cum of George Washington in the dollar bill.

A tiny bit.

Wow.

Isn't that a maintenance?

I didn't know that.

These are the things that if people knew, I think they love our country a lot more.

Well, yeah, because we're not really beloved as much around the world as we should be.

Now, hold on, though, but you're telling me this is back in like the 1800s or whatever.

They didn't really have electrical cum uh extractors yet.

So, like, what were they using?

Well, look, you know, again, like

it's the fucking internet.

Everyone's going to be mad one way or the other, but

you, George Washington was the number one slave owner of the time in that area.

Okay.

And so, um,

I mean, I think you can kind of do the math, like, like how, what was going on there.

And sing the song, Annie, like the comp song.

It's crazy that you're like telling me to sing it.

It's almost like why you can't tell them you can't do that.

It feels worse when you're telling me to sing.

You know, it's like, I don't know how

you season.

Sing the cum pump.

Sing the song, baby.

Come on.

It was good, right?

Mitch, you know what I'm saying?

That was fucking

so beautiful.

Amazing.

Thank you.

Thank you.

So, so what you're saying is that that's that was happening.

Yeah, there's

playing.

Well, they, yeah, he was using like human trafficking victims to pump his cum.

You know, and

yeah and and storing it into like cat and cat wine casks that is amazing i know it's an incredible history of our beautiful country if more people knew it people learn history guys i mean it truly there's so many delightful things

it's really will change your life you are just giving me all kinds of stuff now you want to know why biden got weird

sure of course So like, you know how people are lactose intolerant?

Yeah.

Well, Biden, as it turns out,

later in his life, became cum intolerant.

No.

And so they couldn't feed him George Washington's jizz anymore.

And he started breaking down.

I can't.

I can't.

You know what's really cool?

Is that I can picture it.

Like, I can actually see it.

Cause like,

like, I wasn't like this until this recent like TikTok TikTok I've seen.

Like, there's just a cabal of cum eating presidents.

I know there is.

Oh, that button on Trump's desk.

You think that's for Diet Coke?

It's for George Washington's cum eating.

He loves it.

They say that's why he wanted to be president.

It's just the, they say the taste.

You know who else tasted?

There's the button.

Yeah.

And they do put it, they fill, this is how

they fill the whole Diet Coke can with

jiz.

And then he drinks.

He loves it.

He waterfalls it or what?

That's why you don't see him waterfalling it.

Here's the last bit of trivia,

history trivia.

I won't bore you guys anymore.

But Frank Herbert, the author of Dune.

Anyone who's seen those movies, Spice, Milan.

Oh, the Spice.

Right.

The Spice.

Well, as it turns out, Frank Herbert was friends with Ronald Reagan, came to the White House, Ronald Reagan gave him a glass of George Washington jizz.

And the taste is what inspired the entire Dune series.

And that is such a popular series.

Really, really fun stuff.

Sandworms.

That was George Washington's dick.

Okay.

You know what?

We need to cleanse the palate.

How about this, Duncan?

This will just change the vibe a little bit.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

Beautiful.

Fucking great.

That's enough.

What if that was God?

This guy?

No, you ever worry about that?

Like, everyone thinks God is smarter?

Yeah.

Oh, what if he's

What if you met God and that's God?

Like you're like, what did he tell me the secret of everything?

He just put that flute in his nose.

Beep, beep, beep.

You're like, boo, boop, boop.

That's it.

I've been overthinking this whole thing.

Oh, man, I should have been like the, I should have joined Scientology.

So my brain just goes,

you know what's interesting is that you learn the recorder when you're in middle school or whatever, like, and then never again.

Like, why aren't recorders in symphonies and stuff?

Why don't we see the recorder more?

It's not a bad instrument.

It's a shit instrument.

And I feel like that.

How dare you?

You know, that's so like you.

You're just shaming

recorder.

Not ashamed.

Don't like it.

Don't like it.

You just pissed off the entire recorder enthusiast community listening to this.

How about don't record her?

It sounds like shit.

So solid.

He's playing with his nose, by the way, for people listening.

Okay, so wait, so you're saying it's a bad instrument.

Well, okay, look, I don't think any instrument is bad.

That's good.

But I think if you play the recorder regularly, you are bad.

Like a bad person.

I think by proxy, the instrument becomes bad.

Yeah, I hear you.

Also, I feel like this is more of something like you do, you leave this video.

in somebody's house who plays the recorder.

So they see that the recorder they're playing has been up this deep okay look let's get out of fucking our words if you don't have Jesus in your life your life is incomplete he makes you whole

couldn't have said it better myself

speaking of

cross-eyed kind of weird looking chicks you know bring up the Sidney Sweeney ah yes yeah so so here's the deal she's a huge fan of YMH clearly, and she agreed to do this American Eagle

ad wearing the jeans.

It's like, could they have fucking sent us a check?

It would have been nice.

It's cool to get the shout out, though, from the old swingster.

Yeah, it is pretty cool.

I know she's a huge fan.

So everybody's up in arms about

this denim ad, which, like, I guess Gen Z has never seen a beautiful woman objectified before.

So their panties are all in a twist.

Can I give you my hot take on

why people are upset?

Sure.

And I hope we get to watch.

Are you allowed to show the app?

I don't know.

Do you think we can, Josh?

Isn't it kind of a free act?

It might get copyrighted.

Oh, don't do it.

We could try.

Is it still up even?

Oh, yeah.

They didn't take it.

I heard there's outrage.

Well, the outrage.

People are saying it's because it's some kind of eugenicist shit.

Oh, that's stupid.

No, what it is, is people are jealous because clearly Sidney Sweeney is mensa-level smart.

When you see her talk about

DNA genes, and I know it's a double entendre,

but I always knew Sidney Sweeney is one of the, I would say, the greatest actor of all time.

And mine, just like Lena Dunham.

You hear Lena Dunham talk, and you're like, this chick knows what's happening.

And Sidney Sweeney, I mean, just for our own gratification, maybe we can't play it.

Have you not seen the ad?

I'd love to see it.

Let's watch it.

I don't know if we could do it.

I just want you to hear this because she is fucking brilliant.

Yeah.

And I feel like she improvises.

My jeans are blue.

City

genius.

Jean.

Yes.

Got it.

Dude.

Yeah.

IMH.

Thank you.

Yeah.

She is the best.

You should have her.

I would love to.

If G ever comes on, I'd love to be a

fly on the wall.

Just talk science with her.

Well, that's why she she was chosen for this app she's so

she's so she was she's stunning and like i i love her her her boobs are outstanding i think she's arguably like the best body in show business right now it'll absolutely she's fucking amazing but okay tell me and this is horrible

she's kind of

downsy hot do you know what i mean like her eyes are a little downsy but like she's still hot

you know there ah Yeah, there you go.

Like, zoom in, zoom in.

A little downsy.

Zoom in.

Let me see.

Zoom in closer.

Now bring it up.

Bring it up.

Up a little more.

No, the other way.

Bring it up, up, up, up, up.

All the way.

That doesn't

look downsy to me.

Oh, no, that doesn't look downsy.

I think she looks great.

I think she, no,

and that's, you know, she's a good

magins.

She goes

back.

Margens.

Margins.

Ah, blah.

Erin can do a dead-on impression of her.

Really?

Dead-on.

It's the funniest shit to hear her do, too.

She is like so good at imitating

magents.

You know, it's really interesting.

I have a recording from the 90s of Louise Hay.

I love Louise Hay, and there's some seminar she leads.

And the women just like, I have a question, and they just speak normally.

I have a question for you, like that, like in a deeper, womanly register.

Yeah.

And then, like, something happened.

We're like, what is this?

What is that?

I don't know either.

I don't know.

It used to be the trans-Atlantic accent.

And

then it became

imagined.

I'm an eating eating sandmaper.

And like, she's not, they're not thinking about eugenics.

Nobody even knows what that word means.

No, no one involved in that had campaign.

Many people on that campaign, when they heard genes are passed down, they're like, I guess my dad gave me genes.

I don't know what that means.

No, they don't care.

They don't fucking care.

But, you know,

Asan Ahmad has a theory that I think is pretty good, which is that it's all manufactured dissent.

It's like they put this out, then they throw a bunch of bots out there to stir everybody up.

And no one really gives a shit, and then it gets eyes on the brand.

It's just like the same thing with politics, too.

You know, they hire the journalists to create the narrative, the information, the disinformation, the controlled information.

It's all bullshit.

You know, when I found, I have a friend whose job

was editing video for a local news station.

And I mean, I guess I'm just a naive idiot, but he told me, like, yeah, like Gatorade

pays the news stations to do a story on Gatorade.

And so they invent a story.

It's hot out there.

What's the best way to stay hydrated?

Gatorade.

And it's an ad and you think it's news.

Yeah.

How many things that we see are just ads?

But Duncan, how much money do you think we paid to have the Sidney Sweeney ad done with American Eagle?

It cost us...

Cut this out, Josh.

We paid

$10.

Are you fucking shitting me?

No, but I think it was well worth it.

But where's the logo?

Where's the Lion Major?

It's hidden.

You know how they hide the Playboy bunny?

Yes.

You have to look really close.

No way.

Now that's, you know what?

Yeah.

Off record, I think that was a great fucking move.

Thanks.

Brilliant.

Thanks.

I mean, now people are tuning in, obviously.

I can't even imagine.

You must be getting a tsunami of new viewers.

Oh, for sure.

And they're going to love what they see, you know?

Like you and me

together.

And you managed to get your eugenics message into that.

That's the best part.

That's the best part.

It's so cool.

Yeah.

And I slid it under the door, but it's cool.

Can I tell you, though, I would have, yeah.

God, it's so funny they were trying to do all that.

And they also, people, well, this is probably not good to talk about.

What?

Like, they also,

the Nazis were like, no fatties,

no gypsies, no retardeds.

Yeah.

And lots of meth.

I know.

It's so crazy.

Like, who gets to make the list?

Well, that's the problem.

Yeah.

That's the problem.

Who makes the fucking list, right?

Like, you need somebody like Sidney Sweeney making that list.

You know what I mean?

Like, if a person like her was like, I'll design you.

Like, that's why we continue to breed.

It would be,

it would be kind of, I mean, look, obviously, like, uh, eugenics is a satanic idea when it comes to humans.

Dogs, great idea.

Humans, not so great.

Dogs?

Oh, that's so true.

I never thought about it.

Yeah, dog breeding is eugenics.

And, but kind of, you know what, though?

The one purebred dog we have?

Dumb as a box of rocks.

Shit's everywhere.

So shitty.

The mixed guys, the rescues, best ones.

well this is why when you see like you know the monarch monarchy

you know and the pure bloodlines yeah everyone's raving about they want to keep the bloodlines pure which means you're going to be banging your cousin and like as it go you know goes upstream or downstream they just get weird and like all like prince char charles and all of them just seem kind of like oh yeah addled in a specific way well they all married their cousins to keep the money and the lineage and the power and yeah And have you been following the Candace Owens Brigitte Macron?

Dude, are you?

Are you all in?

Because I've been all in for like a while.

Well, you know,

I wish I could burp.

You can't burp?

I can't burp.

My testosterone right now is so low that one of the things that goes away is burping.

It sucks.

I know.

But I've loved, I love.

You can fart, though, right?

Nope.

It's a penile fart.

It comes out the front in little, like, blips.

Okay.

Yeah.

So, so, Candace, let's talk.

Do you think, what's going on?

Well,

like,

you know, I watched everything that I could in her sort of breakdown.

And so

one

smart critique I've heard, not of what she's doing, but of the

people are pointing out, like,

Macrone is a child groomer.

Yeah.

That is verified.

Whether or not there's a dick down there, I guess we're going to find out with a lawsuit.

But the fact that they're doing a lawsuit makes me think it could be that indeed there is no dick.

Because don't they have to, like, isn't that going to be part of the deposition?

It's like, zip your fucking pants down.

Let's do it if you have a dick.

So, are you a male or a?

No, because this is a, this is a libel case.

So

the fine print of this is that it won't hinge on, I think I don't know I'm not a lawyer but I did go to law school for two whole weeks and so I feel like this does qualify me a little bit.

Totally.

This hinges on whether or not Candace Owens is

doing a libeless thing meaning that she knows otherwise meaning she knows that Brigitte Macron is not

a man.

Sorry, not a woman or whatever.

She's doing what she's going against what she knows to be true in order to profit, right?

So she's like, let's say Candace Owens actually believes that Brigitte Macron is a woman and she's saying the opposite of it to make a profit to slam her.

How do you prove that?

That's the thing is that you have to prove malicious intent.

And it's like, and it's really hard when it comes to public figures, apparently, because so much is written about Brigitte Macron already.

And I mean, how do you prove that it's

libelous or whatever?

I've heard those kinds of lawsuits always, it's very hard to win one of those.

Like you would need a text of her texting someone like, I think she's a woman, but boy, I make money saying she has a dick.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Which Candace Owens was doing really well prior to her picking up the story.

Candice Owens believes that as a man.

Of course.

Like, she, the intensity with which she's delivering every bit of information is not that of someone who half believes it.

She even said, I would stake my entire career on the fact that this woman is actually a man.

Blah, blah, blah.

Okay, so what does it say?

The complaint alleges Owens was the first person to bring these baseless claims to the U.S.

media and an influ, I can't read my eyes, in an influential audience.

The couple are suing for punitive damages.

Okay, you moved it.

I can't see it.

Punitive damage and allege they have suffered substantial economic damages, including loss of future business opportunities.

No.

But you could see, but one thing for okay, so I

have suffered substantial economic damages.

Don't they have to list the business?

Like, so

So don't they have to say like we lost a Bud Light ad?

We lost

whatever it is, you know, like so the lawsuit, it's like that other lawsuit that's happening with those two actresses.

Oh, yeah, I can't follow those two dip shits.

It's fascinating.

Blake Lyons is a director.

Blake Light is not actresses and the director.

Yeah.

And it's turned into this like

Baldoni.

Yeah.

Turned into a caldera of poison.

And because

like

they're both like playing this weird game of chicken.

Yeah.

And what ends up coming out is like

just no matter what, embarrassing for both sides.

You know, the whole thing just is kind of embarrassing.

So with this,

it feels like...

Like there seems to be some level of confidence regarding Macron's

gender.

Oh, for sure.

Or they would not be doing this, right?

On their end.

So again, if this lawsuit were,

I have to prove that I am a woman.

I feel like that's going to be and I would say that's that.

That's a rap.

But this is a libel thing.

So I know, I know.

The other thing is, it's like, this brings

like so much of the spotlight on, it makes it even worse for them because now people who had no idea about this shit are like, what?

I know.

What is this?

And then you start looking into it and like it's a creepy situation like didn't she groom him she was his teacher she was his teacher when she was in her late 30s early 40s and candace which is candace is alleging that

uh brigitte macrone was first was originally her brother okay trogno last name tregnau and

disappears like there's no record no photographs of her in like the 70s, which is the time in which she would go get the sex change allegedly.

And then she comes back and she's always covering her throat because of the Adam's avail.

And like,

I don't know, but I think the reason Candace is so into this, it's not that because she's a woman pretending to be, or a man pretending to be a woman, it's that these families

do basically, like they, they marry, they create, they do incest, they do all these disgusting practices, and they have such a stronghold on the power structure and the money.

And they're all all tied into each other with the banks and the banking system or whatever.

Like, apparently, like, you know, just a handful of families run

the world.

And, like, imagine, like, that's what Candace Owens says.

I don't know.

Well, I mean, I think I don't fucking know.

There's

theoretically, there's only a certain amount of money in the world, right?

There's only a certain amount of whatever that, whatever we're using to quantify money.

And dude, if you've had generational wealth

for like centuries, think of how much money that must be, how much power, how much secret power, how much you know, like you definitely like have access to people who will kill people for you, no problem.

And you have ways of talking about it and making it happen.

And I mean, why wouldn't wouldn't it be more surprising if that wasn't the case?

Wouldn't it be more...

Because how is it that you, how do you hold on to your wealth for so long too?

That's another question.

Yeah.

How do they survive economic downturns and all this?

Like, it's all shady shit.

Anyway,

you're going to be coming back to help me host this.

So we're going to get, we're going to figure out deeper of the world's problems then.

I don't know.

I think I did okay.

I thought you did great.

I think you were, I think you need to

listen to your intuition.

What about, well,

hire people like Avery.

I think white.

Oh, Avery's

slam dunk.

And just, I think,

I know if I was Tom

and I came back from shooting a movie and found out that my wife had made radical

pro-women changes to my

and hers

podcast company, I would be thrilled.

Yeah, I would change anything you want, everything you want.

Well, Tom loves like chick vibes.

He does.

Chick stuff.

And I think he is going to be happy too.

Tom, what do you think?

Get someone else in here.

Yeah, that's the mask.

There you go.

Mask on, mask off.

Well, there you have it.

Thank you, Duncan Trestle.

Is there anything you would like to tell people about?

Are you promoting stuff right now?

Yeah, absolutely.

If you

wake up in the morning and you don't have a smile on your face,

You got to ask yourself, why?

Could it be that

I'm not drinking enough water or getting enough sleep?

Or could it be that my body is covered with hyperdimensional aliens that were dropped here on planet Earth by a god called Zeno?

Put them in a volcano, volcano exploded, and were covered in them.

And it just might be that over the course of a few years, there's a way to get those pesky body thetans off of you by using some very advanced technology rejected by default reality because they don't want you to be healthy.

So a great starting place.

And just if you don't like it, throw it away.

Dianetics, it's a fantastic book by L.

Ron Hubbard, one of the not just like greatest minds of all time,

but also an incredible science fiction writer, explorer, adventurer, inventor, and athlete, and a sailor as well, of course.

So please check out Dianetics.

And I think you're going to be happy.

It's the book with the volcano on the front.

That's powerful.

The imagery, too.

Yeah.

And check out the history of George Washington,

drinking cum and all the presidents after.

And that is coming out.

Daniel Day Lewis

is back

in action.

He's going to play George.

It's called The Last Days of President Washington or George.

I can't remember.

Probably just call it like George.

And then you know.

That's a good one.

They usually do that.

But yeah, like apparently, what's fascinating about Daniel Day Lewis, Method Actor, you know what he's been doing for the last three months?

What?

Getting his cum pump.

Of course.

Thank you so much, Duncan.

This was a blast.

Thank you, Avery, our new CEO.

And that's it.

We'll see you next time on YMH.

Bye, guys.

Bye.

Wow.

Amen.

Is that what they say?

I didn't remember that from Catholic school.

God is real.

God is real.

God blesses a nigga.

God is real.

God is real.

God blesses a nigga.

That's crazy talking.

That is crazy talking.

That is crazy talking.

God blesses a big word.

Crazy.

All you niggas are black.

All you niggas is black.

All you niggas is black.

All you all you niggas is black.

Oh no.

All you niggas is black.

All you niggas is black.

You know how they they love to to chatter

on the screen?

Yeah, Yeah, then don't fucking go there anymore if you're gonna get stabbed.

Nipnip, nigga.

Crazy.

Wow.

Oh my god.

Let's drop on after that one.

That's kind of technical thunder.

I didn't make it up.

That's what he's saying.