You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811

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Welcome to your mom's house.

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He was the highest paid TV star of all time.

When it started to change, it was quick.

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He's going to tell you the truth.

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Steam to be Thompson, girl, keep your pants high and wide down with disinfected baths, wipes Just two, he loved to discuss.

Pull they came right in the house, put the same shit you got on and said, fuck you.

In a friendly way, laughing till you get up and ran.

Driving through talking shit.

Mama's in the fucking stands.

Don't give them started.

Retarded, retarded.

Big words, it's worth the list.

Since we didn't judge this, you know it, bro.

They tried to disrespect me in my house.

So grab the fucking fucking remote control.

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Good, the fuck you think?

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All right.

That's Joe Double.

Back in the day, he made that.

Wow.

How's your moms in them?

Thanks, Joe Double.

That's a classic.

Yeah.

So many good drops in there.

I forgot about the Orlando airport.

Orlando Airport.

It's where your dad took a great shit.

Shit in his pants on the escalator.

Sometimes we would ride that escalator.

He goes, this is where I was when I shit my pants.

I was like, oh, that's nice, dad.

And I left my underwear in the air in the stall.

I had shit all over myself.

Yeah.

That's really cool.

That's really nice.

And then I had

a little bit of my pants.

Yeah.

So when I he said when I

got off that plane, I left a little sunset on the seat for the next person.

A sunset.

Yeah.

I like when he called them niblets too.

Niblets in my shorts.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

Rest in peace.

Speaking of niblets, you and I both took dumps

here together.

Synergy.

Yeah.

I was thinking about shitting.

at home, but I was like, I don't feel like it's really ready.

Got here, we had our meeting, and then I was like, it is time now.

See, that's the difference between you and me: is that you go, I got it, I have to dump, and then let's let this sit for 30, 40 more minutes.

Whereas me, I'm like, I better go sit down.

Well, it wasn't really, like, I didn't have a tug.

I was just like, do I have to shit?

It wasn't like, oh, I have to shit.

It was like, oh, I see.

You're just fantasizing, dreaming about.

I haven't shit yet today.

You know, that kind of thing.

Oh, you just remembered.

Like, hey, okay.

But you do have the capability to do that.

I do sometimes go, oh, I have to shit.

I'll do that in an hour.

Right.

Yeah.

Well, you've even had intercourse with me having to shit right where you're like i have to shit but i also have to fuck and then you have to choose between coming and shitting that's true and coming always takes priority over shitting yeah yeah yeah and then i'll just wait till i'm done then i'll go hey i got another update for you you do that yeah

it's really special when you do that yeah after we make marital love you go i gotta shit it's really cool

That's a great segue to let people know.

If you don't watch Bad Thoughts, it's available right now on Netflix.

It's been out about a week.

And thank you all so much for watching it.

Thank you for the messages.

It has been a thrill to see so many people

watching it and enjoying it.

And yeah, it was so much fun to make.

Thank you for watching it.

Please tell your friends.

Tell your friends.

Also, it's funny because after I've been living with you for 20 years, I don't even think of them as bad thoughts.

I just think of them as tom thoughts.

They're just the things that you've been talking about for 20 years with me.

Jokes that we've had ongoing in the house, and now they're on the screen, which is really special.

I know.

Like, sit between my legs and take a dump.

You've been saying that to your parents for like since I started dating you.

Yeah.

It's crazy.

Pretty cool.

You're like, why don't, or if somebody's like, I gotta take a shit, you go, oh, oh, oh, hurry.

How about I take a shit in between your shit?

Like, you always say that.

I'm gonna toilet with you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

My mom doesn't like that.

No.

My mom.

So if you saw the Netflix promo of showing her

the first, I actually showed her the first episode, and that's a really funny promo because she really didn't like it like I knew she wouldn't.

Yeah, but then she called me

the day after it came out.

I was leaving here, I was going to the house, and she goes, I see my mom calling, I go, Hello, and she's like, Tommy,

I just watched your whole show, and I go, Oh, yeah, and then I just waited, and it was quiet.

And I go, What'd you think?

And she goes, It was horrendous.

And I go, she goes, I'm so embarrassed.

She goes, I can't show my face.

My friends, do you know how embarrassing it is that my friends can see this?

Yeah.

You put this on Netflix.

Yeah.

It's terrible.

And I go, well, thanks for the call.

Thank you for sharing.

And also, she's so mortified, she watched the whole thing.

Yeah, she watched the whole thing.

So don't we, you know?

And also, what friends?

It helps, by the way, it helps for Netflix that you watch the whole thing.

Of course, they went completion rate.

So, I'm like, thanks for watching the whole thing.

It's real supportive.

It's cool, supportive parents.

Yeah, it's pretty neat.

It is really cool.

And I'm glad she had to tell you that.

That's good.

Yeah.

That's really nice.

Thanks, Mom.

She didn't have to do that.

No.

That's my mom.

She's pretty cool.

All right.

Let's do the opening clip.

And he

goes,

fuck.

What's up, everybody?

John Rocker here.

On my ex account, I'm going to get a lot of DMs for for signed rocker jerseys.

We got a what's everybody?

Yeah.

Let's take it over.

What's everybody?

Christina Mejitsky.

Welcome to your mom's house.

Oh, wow,

good,

everybody.

Hey, man.

Everybody's taking off.

Was making fun of me, and now fucking famous baseball players are.

That's how it goes.

What's up, everybody?

What's everybody?

What's everybody?

Do you know John Rocker?

I do know the name.

Do you know why you know the name?

No.

So he was a MLB player,

Major League Baseball.

Major League Baseball.

Professional baseball player.

Perfect.

Professional.

And he was,

you know,

a really good player that one time

Sports Illustrated, he's most famous because Sports Illustrated did a profile on him 20 some years ago, a long time ago.

And in the article, he's with the journalists and he's like, Yeah, you know, he's like, New York's gross.

It's like people with AIDS and gay people.

Love it.

And it was like the biggest story that he was like, there's blacks everywhere.

It's crazy.

And everybody was like, This guy is a fucking

vaguely remember that.

Poor guy, I'm sure, is like, come on, that can't be the only thing about him, but that's all anybody knows about him is that he was like, there's gays in New York.

If you pull up, pull up the John Rocker quotes.

Where was he living at the time?

Because to see that for the first time in the show, he was an Atlanta guy, right?

So he's like, they asked him, would you play for the Mets Yank New York?

He goes, I'd retire first.

It's the most hectic, nerve-wracking city.

Imagine having to take the seven train to the ballpark.

You're riding through Beirut next to someone with purple hair, some queer with AIDS, right next to some dude who just got out of jail for a fourth time, right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids.

It's depressing.

The biggest thing I don't like about New York are foreigners.

You can walk an entire block of Times Square and not hear anybody speak English.

Asians, Koreans, Vietnamese, Indians, Russians, Spanish people, everything.

How the hell did they get in this country?

Here's the crazy thing about it.

He's right.

What's he going to say?

He's not wrong.

That's exactly what New York is like.

It's just whether or not you like it or not.

Or you can tolerate it or it doesn't bother you.

But if you live somewhere like Atlanta, I guess you don't see the gays and the AIDS and the trains almost.

So funny, man.

And the Russians.

And they just dragged him so hard about it.

Like, they just were like, he's some redneck, you know?

Sure.

And then.

25 years later, however long ago that was, I mean, if you read this, you're like, yeah, that is what it's like to ride the train.

It's a completely accurate depiction.

It is somebody with purple hair and you don't hear English.

Like, that's

still the same.

He's absolutely.

And you are like, how the fuck did this person get here?

I really wish people would start memorizing this as a monologue and doing this.

This could be like a good morning, Julia for us, where people are memorizing this and performing it.

I would love to see this.

If you can memorize this and send it in as we all did, Good Morning, Julia.

Yeah.

I think this would be fantastic.

As a monologue to do.

This is a really good stage idea.

It's great for if you're awful things people.

people if you're auditioning for any type of acting thing and they're like hey can you audition be like yeah i'd retire first it's the most hectic nerve wreck and they're like what the fuck is this

you got to take the seven train to the ballpark i don't know what he what does he sound like is he southern oh yeah he is southern looking like you're riding through beirut next to some kid with purple hair next to some queer with aids right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time yeah man some 20 year old mom with four kids it's depressing i mean i went to college with people who said this exact same thing.

Listen, anybody that lives in the country, when they go to New York, they all say the same thing.

Yeah, they're like,

there's so many fucking weirdos.

That's what everybody says.

And it is.

It's true.

Yeah.

So it's a weirdo city.

Yeah.

That's what big cities are like.

Big cities have weird colored hair and people not speaking English.

Although I will say, back in the day, when you had weird colored hair, it meant you were cool.

And now it's like the ultra dorks have weird colored hair.

It's very upsetting.

It's like those fucking Zim Zer nerds.

Yeah.

Meatbaked meat prunette, like the angry.

Yep.

They're not even cool.

It's very upsetting.

It is true.

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Can I just Matt talk to you for a second?

Yeah.

There's so many updates on the show.

I want to make sure sure we get to them all.

But this came in, this Puzzy Effect, and I don't even think you can wrap your head around this.

Oh, yeah, and I have one to share.

I have a Pozzy effect.

Finally.

Okay, go ahead.

Do you want to do yours first?

Sure.

So my Pozzy Effect, are you ready?

Well, you said my last name wrong.

Pozzicki Effect.

Thank you.

So my Pozzitski effect is that I realized the other day

almost every night, our oldest boy makes popcorn and he will watch a show or a movie for a little bit before we start the bedtime routine.

And he's like an expert at making popcorn.

And whenever he makes it, I like, I'm like, hey, can I get some of that?

And he's like, yeah.

And I'll eat some popcorn.

And then we put the kids down.

And then we go and watch TV

for our wine down.

And I realized

that I can make popcorn too.

And

that,

and what else?

That you can eat it?

In bed?

Yes.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, here's the thing.

I don't have to only have popcorn when he makes popcorn.

I can make popcorn and eat popcorn.

Because I like popcorn.

And I can make it and I can eat it while I'm watching TV.

Yeah.

Anytime.

And I just figured that out.

I didn't realize that I can go into the pantry and grab a bag of popcorn and make it.

Just do it.

And

anyway, I just figured that out.

And it's pretty cool because I made popcorn the other night.

I was like, oh, I can make popcorn.

Because in your mind, it was just relegated to Ellis.

Ellis does popcorn.

In the house.

That's his job.

And like when he's done making, I'm like, oh, there's no more popcorn.

But I can make it.

I can make my own popcorn.

Yeah.

Now, I should say, he is a more advanced popcorn maker because he'll do the on the stove and turn the

time.

He does it old-timey way.

And then he like seasons it and he's like, doesn't have enough salt.

And he makes his, like, he does his whole thing.

I do it simpleton way.

I just put the microwave, but here's the thing: I can, I can make you, I got popcorn if I want pop, I don't have to

have popcorn when you make your nine-year-old son to make it.

Yeah, do you want to know the great first of all?

I don't even think that you've acknowledged the greatness of what I have done for us and our lives together.

Yeah,

this is a Pajitsky effect I just had.

Oh, yeah.

So, did you know that you can put a water cooler anywhere in your life?

Did you realize that your whole entire

like MO in life is just to make

anything that's in the house in your bedroom.

Yes.

Because you're like, hey, I got to have a coffee station.

Yes.

Now we have a water machine in the bedroom.

And you're always like, you know, you can put this in your bedroom

because I think you just want to live in bed.

I do want to live in bed.

You finally figured me out.

And I'm getting to the point now because we got a tiny fridge.

I keep food in there.

You know who else did that?

Manuel Aribe.

Like, he also had everything in front of him.

The 10,000.

The saddest guy ever lived.

Yeah.

He was like, put it in my room.

Well, that's me.

There you go.

There I go.

That's my dream.

Hey, you know, you could put a fridge in here.

And you know what else I've done?

What?

I keep a box of cereal in the room.

I mean, oat milk in the fridge.

Spoon.

Yeah.

I can do whatever I want.

I just stay in my room.

You realize we're slowly putting a kitchen in our bedroom.

Great.

Yeah.

I want to dig.

Hey, you know, you could put a stove in here.

Yeah, that's true.

I wish I could park the car in there too.

I don't even have to walk to the garage to get in there.

Yeah.

But by the way, so in case you didn't catch on what I did, I put a fucking water cooler in my room.

Oh, I caught on to it because I was like, hey, there's a water cooler.

Yeah, a full fucking, and it's got hot water, so I can make tea now.

So I don't even have to walk.

Hold on.

I don't have to walk all the way to the kitchen, which is right next to our bedroom.

Yeah.

I could just get from the bed.

And then that.

Yeah.

You're welcome.

Hold on.

You want to read this?

Oh, this is a Pozziki effect.

This is an effect.

And by the way, I think it's pretty extraordinary.

Okay, here we go.

You're going to like the way you look.

Hey, Christina.

Hey, Tom.

Tom, I just had my first Požitsky effect since I first learned of the phenomena and the proper term for it.

This Saturday morning, I was sitting with my boyfriend drinking coffee, and I suddenly had an inspired thought to come up with my own phonetic alphabet system based on poop and dick-related words.

A as an asshole, B as in B-hole, C as in,

D as in dick.

You get the point.

We came to the letter J and I said, jerk off.

And my boyfriend said, ejaculation.

And I said, oh, how about we use that for E instead of excrement?

Then I thought, wait a minute, jerk off and jack off are synonymous.

Jack off must come from the word ejaculation.

I was elated.

I never made that connection before.

Wow.

This is what Christina was talking about.

What an amazing feeling.

I have to tell someone.

Then I immediately wrote this to you guys.

Okay, that's all.

I love you guys the best, Carolyn.

Did you know that?

Jack off and jerk off is from ejaculation.

Huh.

The etymology, I'm assuming it sounds logical.

I never thought of that, actually.

I never thought of it.

I just thought, you know, jacking off has just been such a part of my life that I've never thought about the origins of it.

Now you know.

Now I know.

Thanks, Carolyn.

Ejaculation.

I think you gave us all a positive effect.

Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

Jerk off, jack off.

Jerk off.

E-Jack, e-jack.

Ejaculation.

Yeah, that's pretty cool, man.

Yeah.

That's really cool.

Everybody.

What's everybody?

I can't believe John Rockert.

Yeah.

Fuck yeah, man.

He's queers.

I love it.

Fucking what's everybody?

But again,

I have no problem with people saying what's in their heart.

I don't have to agree with it.

You can say whatever the fuck you want.

Big, big kind of world news we should kind of touch on for a little CNN update for the folks.

Sure.

Well, it's actually three major criminal trials taking place.

The Menendez brothers are going to be re-sentenced.

Diddy and Tony Johns are going on trial this week.

Three of the biggest celebrities, big kind of criminal cases.

So first, I guess, Menendez Bros.

This is something that has been a hot topic, especially in the last year with the documentary and the scripted show coming out, the Ryan Murphy show.

What's the latest on the Menendez Brothers?

What do we got?

Here's what the Menendez Brothers said after Judge gave them a potential path to freedom.

On Tuesday, May 13th, Los Angeles County Superior Court Judge Michael Jessick re-sentenced Lyle and Eric Menendez to 50 years to life in prison, which makes them immediately eligible for parole.

Lyle, now 57, Eric 54, have been serving a life sentence without parole since their 1996 conviction for fatally shooting their parents, Kitty and Jose Menendez, in their $5 million Beverly Hills home in 1989.

The brothers, who were 21 and 18 at the time of the killings, have admitted to the murders, but maintain they acted in self-defense after years of sexual abuse by Jose, abuse they claimed was ignored by their mom.

Prosecutors claim the two brothers' motive was greed and lavish spending

and cited their lavish spending free after the slayings.

So basically right now, these guys have fulfilled for the most part what a 50-year to life sentence would be, meaning that they are parole eligible.

And so it's just going to be whether or not they're granted that parole because they've been locked up for all this time.

But that's pretty crazy that

it's been changed from life to this possibility it's the power of television maybe your show will have an impact on society in the same way Tom how do you think bad thoughts could

I don't know maybe Steven Seagal will start to lose weight he is so fat I know it's very great it was like it was like the universe wanted to show us what was happening yeah because you know when he shoots movies I met somebody who he did a movie with and I'm saying when he does movies now he makes sure they don't shoot him showing his gut oh wow so all the framing is like here oh wow.

And then, because he doesn't want to show.

Yeah.

And then there was a video of him walking around.

Somebody just, he was walking through like some festival or something, looked like.

Yes.

And it doesn't look like I exaggerate in bad thoughts.

No, no, no.

He actually looks bigger than me in the fat suit.

Oh, I know.

It's crazy.

It is crazy.

And now you can also see why he tells them, like, frame me chest up only.

Well, that's why I always say tits up.

Look at this.

Oh, I know.

He's emotional.

Look at this guy.

That's a martial arts expert.

I know.

You know,

the epitome of discipline.

I know, I know.

Self-restraining.

Well, I'm thinking that maybe the truth about a certain country singer might come to light, too.

Oh, my God.

What do you think?

What if your depiction of that is 100% accurate?

Yeah, that would be cool.

That would be so crazy.

It'd be cool if he puts out some statement, though.

I hope so.

Well, that's not.

Oh, I'm talking about Rex Henley, the real Rex Henley.

Oh, the real Rex Henley.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But anyway, can I tell you about Diddy, though?

There he is.

There's Rex.

It's so funny.

You guys, if you haven't watched it yet, you got to see Tomp doing Rex Henley.

It's so good.

It's so funny.

Rex is really silly.

Such a knucklehead.

Can I tell you?

So

I've been paying attention to this P.

Diddy trial.

It is wild.

You know, so Cassie was his girlfriend for a decade, right?

Yeah.

But he basically held her hostage as a sexual slave.

He abused the shit out of her.

So every week from basically 2007 to 2018, every week this woman had to participate in freak-offs that lasted between three and four days at a time.

And

here's an icky thing that just came out about it, which I think is fascinating.

So these, he would have sex workers trafficked across state lines, which is now why it's a federal case.

So the sex worker would begawk on Cassie's body, and then they would go into another room, Diddy and Cassie, and then Cassie was instructed to rub the jizz on Diddy's nipples and torso.

It's the most bizarro-specific.

Yeah.

It's such a specific thing.

He's a real deviant, this guy.

I mean, reptilian all the way.

What is the, and then wasn't there a piss?

There's a lot of piss, like, I guess people pissing in her mouth.

Oh, man.

And she had to be like, like, there's one instance

where some sex worker was pissing like full throttle in her mouth.

And she's like, no, no, no, that's not how you do it.

You got to do a slow drip.

You can't just go full throttle in my mouth.

This poor girl.

I know.

It's wild.

He is a true demon.

Yeah.

A true reptilian succubus.

Evil.

Evil.

I know.

It's crazy.

It is correct.

Y'all being hard on Diddy and shit.

Stop flexing your name.

Where to really go.

he really fucking do.

What's really going on out here?

What's really fucking popping?

Oh, trying to bring the boy down.

Cause he's doing his thing.

Motherfuckers mad because they showing how kinky

and nasty and filthy that damn fucking industry is.

That's all that shit is.

Motherfuckers are getting exposed.

All them fucking fetishes they got and shit.

DLs and downloads.

Y'all need to let that man go.

Let that man go.

No.

Go home to his fucking family.

Doing his thing.

Nobody give a party like fucking Diddy.

Stop playing with me.

So the people have spoken.

Yeah.

I mean, I hope they play this in court.

Well, just, you know, he was drugging people and also taking videos.

The reason he took videos was to blackmail you into doing these.

So he had videos of Cassie doing stuff.

And he would be like, I'm going to show your mom these videos unless you do them every week for 10 years.

And then he basically was, he'd buy her properties just like minutes away from his house.

And then he would just show up randomly at these properties, like just let himself in.

What are you doing, bitch?

Like, if she was out of his sight for like a few minutes, it would be like, Where are you?

What are you doing?

What did I like?

He was very controlling.

Yeah, it's very, it's super, I mean, it's like text, textbook abusive behavior.

That's right.

You're an expert in this, kind of with all the shows that you watch and all this cool stuff.

Yeah, you tell me what's going on.

Well, no, I'm just saying, like, you hear these things.

This is textbook abusive behavior.

I mean, this is control, isolating people.

You know, like when you isolate people, you make them feel more hopeless and helpless.

Like it's, it's textbook abuse.

It's like, you know, control.

It's like total control over somebody.

And he's obviously has like a pretty dark fucking side to him, man.

Like this is.

Oh my God.

And the coolest part, not the cool guy part, I mean, is that his children are sitting in the hearing.

Oh, my God.

And they're going to play the freak off tapes.

And he's like, yeah, I want my kids here to support me.

His daughter got up and stormed out, but his sons apparently are sticking around to watch the footage.

I'm like, are you out of your mind?

T T.

I'm T.

P.

P.

Diddy.

Yeah.

Well, Rob Eiler calls me T.

Diddy.

That's terrible.

Because of the scenes that I put him in.

Yeah, of course.

He's like, you're T Diddy.

Yeah.

I heard Rob Eiler is doing the same cucka stuff you have to do.

Oh, pooping in a bucket and stooping in a wall.

I still haven't done it.

I still haven't done it.

Poop bros.

so doing anything.

I'm avoiding the shit out of it.

Why would you want to?

It's terrible.

I'm not even calling them back.

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I feel like you should hire an employee to do it for you.

All right.

Who wants to volunteer?

I got a Tanner Tan shot up so fast.

Tanner, I got a shit into a bucket and then scoop it into vials.

I've done it before.

You have?

Yeah, yeah.

My mom made me do it because she thought I was like messed up or something.

Yeah.

So you had no problem with it?

No problem with it.

I like shit in like one of them like fry baskets you get in and out, and then you get like this cool little spoon and you put it in a tube and then you shake it up until it turns purple.

Yeah.

He does love about this.

Wait, are you the only volunteer in the room?

I think so.

Yeah, I'm not scared of a little poop.

Sounds like a Tanner job to me.

Yeah.

Niana, I didn't see your hand shoot up.

I'm good on that.

Okay.

Josh, you're just going to let him take that job?

Yeah, he wants to do it.

Why not?

Wow, wow.

I've already done it before.

I'm used to the game, brother.

All right,

we'll talk about it after this.

Wait a minute.

What about Tony Johns?

We didn't do the Tony Johnson.

Oh, what's the Tony Johns?

Oh, yeah, we have, well, I have an update, a voicemail update.

Can I play this?

Yeah.

Yeah.

All right.

Here's the latest Tony Johns from the inside, everybody.

Just want to say this is Tony Michael Johns, the ladies' man,

over here in the jailhouse.

I just want to say, you know, there's a very, very special sweetie out there out in Cali.

Her name's Lynn.

And we've been talking for about six months now, and we've we finally made it official in the jailhouse.

And I just want to let all my fans know that I am off the market.

And I love you, Lynn.

I love you, sweetie.

I can't wait to get out to Cali and

show you the good time, baby.

Take a nice clean, hot shower with you, sweetie.

I love you, Lynn.

I'll call you tonight, baby, at 8 o'clock.

I love you, sweetie.

Wow.

That's the update.

Is that a message for us?

I don't know.

I mean, he's letting this

know I'm off the market.

Well, this is a huge development.

Now, here's what I want to know as a worker, because sometimes

people in that industry still have relationships, like romantic relationships, and they do their work.

It's just work.

So I wonder if he'll still do his,

you know what I mean?

Like his adult work,

or whether he's saying, this love is now taking me out of that.

Oh, his OnlyFans.

Well, can we check his OnlyFans?

Is he still, I guess he can't produce behind bars.

But he said he is still going to do it.

He'll still do the scene with Alexis.

And his fiancé has given her full support.

Oh, that's beautiful.

Okay.

She gets it.

It's just

her job.

Yeah.

There's no feelings behind it.

No.

Yeah.

No, it's

performing.

Stacking checks.

Yeah.

Totally.

I'm a performer.

He's a performer.

That's what I feel.

People are like, are you upset when Tom talks about you or

does he scenes?

And I'm like, no no

checks go to the same bank account babe yep there you go imagine she feels the same same way it's very true very true so he's in so is he how long is he in jail for do we know

hopefully getting out this week he just had a hearing so maybe by Friday he'll be out but we'll we'll keep you posted

Tony Johns

This is all we wanted is just to stay out of jail just so we could get to this.

That was it.

That's all he had to do.

He's delaying his gift to the world like everybody's waiting for this scene because he got locked up this is such a crazy turn of events i know i really want him to get out and i want to i want to you know i'm i'm really i'm excited to send him the money to see the scene because they're going to sell the scene oh my god i want to buy it i know Well, you know what?

Maybe this new fiancé will keep him on a straight path, straight and narrow.

Maybe now that he's a married, honest man.

I think a nice woman in his life would really center him.

Yeah, for sure.

Yeah.

Give him structure, give him purpose, maybe a family.

I don't know.

True.

Anyway, poor dude.

Poor little guy.

Poor little guy.

Poor guy.

Zolo.

Yeah.

You said that your algorithm is now turning into mine.

Yeah.

How does that feel?

Oh, it feels very cool.

Yeah.

I mean, completely different stuff.

I mean, from this whole new lane with any, I'm just getting non-stop gay stuff

every single day.

Just the gayest shit I've ever seen.

Where's Enny?

He's working on something else today, unfortunately.

And then a lot of death, too.

Car accidents.

I got one from like a third world country where like a lady was through a windshield.

Like shit, I don't even know how is on Instagram.

Really really cool stuff, man.

You're almost there.

You're almost.

It's almost complete.

I can't wait until our algorithms are complete mirrors of each other it's got to send you a few other ones and then it'll be fully will be just in sync completely can't wait i don't know how you do it i every night it's just different different murder horror i'm not even upset by the way

that um the bin laden doc just came out and it's number one because that's what i'm going to be watching tonight

cannot wait

Bin Laden number one?

Just three episodes.

I cannot wait.

I am so excited.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's great.

He was a big goofball.

What more do we need to know about bin Laden?

It's like the hit.

Now it's going to be like Hitler, where every fucking few months, there's a new thing about Hitler.

So what do we need to know about Bin Laden?

Well, I got to watch, and I'll tell you.

I'll give you a full report next week.

He was a big porn guy, you know.

Of course.

Didn't they find that in the comments?

Yeah, they rated as when they went through.

They're like, there's fucking stacks of porn everybody's a hypocrite everybody everybody likes we're just human

yeah so he had like so many wives we know circle on the face there you go there he is

there's our guy fucking guy hey buddy guess what i'm not even mad at you i'm not i'm glad you're number one i can't wait to watch your show number one i do remember the day they killed him that was pretty cool i remember where we were living we were in silver lake yeah we celebrated yeah yep that was cool that was a cool documentary how the SEAL Team Six got him.

Yeah, that was fascinating.

That was rad.

Yeah, I love this shit.

Now I want to watch it.

Why are you getting me interested?

It's so fucking awesome, man.

I got to show it tonight.

I'm doing mothership.

I can't.

Okay.

Will you give me the highlights, though?

Yeah, of course.

I'll give you a detailed report.

Fuck.

All right.

Let's take a quick break and we'll be right back.

You want to talk some shit?

And we are back.

And joining us today is an all-time favorite comedian of ours who has a new special that has dropped today on YouTube.

It's called Popular Culture.

Give it up for the one and only Brent Weinbach.

Everybody.

Okay.

Thank you guys.

And can I just say off the top?

Yeah, off the dome.

Off top.

I want to thank you for being willing to get...

less views and listens on this episode by having me on.

And by extension of that, I want to apologize

to your sponsors for not getting the reach that they were expecting with this episode.

So, big apologies to Fleshlight or whoever is your, I don't know who you're,

you know, apologies to the owner of Fleshlight.

And if he's sitting in a warehouse on a pile of fleshlights and they're not able to move enough fleshlights off of this episode, apologies that he's just sort of stuck there.

That's what I like about you.

You're super thoughtful, man.

That's a very considerate thing to do.

Because the fleshlight guy is super bummed out right now.

Yeah, I know.

He's sitting on that pile of like a mountain.

You You go in the warehouse, there's a mountain of fleshlights.

He's sitting on there with shrugging his shoulders.

Where are people going to come this week?

That's what he's saying.

He needs to use those.

He knows they're going to go to waste unless he uses them.

And he tried doing them himself.

I mean, at least this is what I'm imagining.

But I think probably about after the fourth fleshlight, I think he's going to be out of semen.

Yeah.

That's true.

I think that they might need to.

Did you give the fleshlights to the homeless?

Do you

donate them?

No.

By the way,

are they a sponsor?

No.

No, okay.

Maybe I'm confusing that with Moontower.

Didn't they?

They fleshlight.

They fleshlighted at one point.

Is that right?

Maybe.

Fleshlight was really like, they were an early adapter for podcasts.

Before anybody was jumping into the ads.

Comedy.

They were just, Fleshlight was trying to get into comedy.

Well, they knew, too, that comedians would be like, oh, you come in this?

Yeah, I'll talk about that.

Whereas.

I wonder if they did think comedians are on the road.

They're kind of on their own a lot of times, and oh, maybe they could use a companion, a travel bus.

Can I talk to you for a second, though?

Design flaw, I think it's too big.

Because then you've got to pack something that's bigger than this.

They are really big.

And then have you clean it.

Guys don't want to clean stuff.

Yeah.

So that's an issue.

They should have made them disposable.

That's right.

Right.

Disposable flesh lights.

Oh, my God.

But the cost would be the thing.

You'd be like, hey, 60 bucks.

But you buy condoms or it's like, oh, oh, it's like the diaper genie.

You know what I mean?

Like, you just, they keep refilling with disposable yeah like a sock in there yeah they're

rags of sorts yeah

nice rags I mean rag is a bad word I guess but they're classy you realize that right now just this conversation the flashlight guy's going like this it's like fuck man

I'm making we're making up for the lack of reach I guess can you look up fleshlight I'm curious to see how big it is also like how much it's developed yeah in the last you know we we remember version one what's going on right now?

Oh, yeah, I know.

What's the

AI version or whatever?

Look at that.

Oh, they're still kind of

classic looking, though, I guess, right?

You buy it on Amazon even.

Oh, you can get it in the shape of a guy's butthole.

Oh, oh, wow.

Yeah.

Look, one of them looks like a belly button.

If you're into that kind of belly button play.

You fuck that guy's butthole more.

You know what they should do?

They should make.

They should make.

That's the image you're supposed to think about when you're.

You got to give one to any MBL.

What if they did one that was shaped like an ear?

You know what I mean?

Oh, sure.

Or something like that, something kind of for people or an eye socket.

Can we go to the website just to see what's going on in the,

you know?

Yeah, I'm curious.

How much does it weigh?

How big is it?

Hell yeah.

I've always wanted to have sex with Ryan Reed.

And now

I can get a mold of her butthole or her vadge.

Her butthole is no.

You know, no butthole looks like that.

No, I was going to say mine doesn't.

There's supposed to be a, you know, they're lines coming.

Pucker, yeah.

Well, there's a pucker look.

Also, trying to tell you something

if there's no scent, how do I get hard?

They don't work that into this.

They should do scratch and sniff.

They definitely should.

See, it's still pretty big.

See the object?

The flashlight next to it?

Yeah, that's huge.

That's the same size.

Yeah, it's so big.

By the way, I thought that that was pubic hair, but it's a signature, though.

I thought there was a little bit of pubic hair coming out, but it turns out it's the name.

Oh, yeah.

Hold on, shop here.

Click on it.

Let's see what variants we can.

Yeah, how many different and like how do I clean this?

80 bucks.

Wow.

Yeah.

You're just going to dump your clip in.

Do you like

her scenes as you're doing it?

You're like, oh, you're just cranking on it as you're watching her work.

I imagine.

Also, all these people have their own.

Holy shit.

But hold on.

Is it really modeled after their vagina?

No, it's not.

Of course it is.

They have a standing.

The external absolute lips.

Oh, right.

Because the man would know what that is.

Oh my God, That's the president of YMH Studios.

Oh, there she is.

Holy shit.

So, Emma Hicks, she's the actual, she runs this company.

Yes.

Where you're at right now.

That is a mold made from her Vaj.

So you can actually, if you're a huge fan, which you should be, obviously, if you like this show, you like her.

You can go on Flashlight and buy this.

It's a mold of Emma's own Vijay J.

By the way.

go ahead.

What's the spinal column under it?

Right, right.

What is that?

It's, I guess, it gives you that torque.

I think it's like torque-related or something, right?

What's that?

I know it is weird, right?

I don't understand.

Can I, oh, can you hit please reviews?

Syrup bacon on the right there.

Oh, it's the molecular structure.

Can't give a review yet.

Haven't used it yet.

Waiting for Christmas to get here.

When I have used it, I will post the review.

Thank you.

Hey, dude, that was a really cool review.

Thank you.

Wow.

Yeah, I came.

That's the review.

yeah i mean it does feel as though they really are your sponsor right now by the way i know you know what i mean you know they're giving they're getting a lot of they're getting a lot they're getting a lot of action by the way we're happy to promote stuff like this that helps the world yeah you know what i mean like when when you're doing things for to better humanity you get a free plug yeah that's true and you know they have actually developed since the old days you know unbelievably tight fun entrance from front and back positions

okay i remember when they used to be when the 1.0 version was just it was metal you You know, the whole thing was metal.

And it was a little rough, you know?

Metal.

Yeah.

Sandpaper.

It was just, yeah, they used to do the sandpaper metal combo.

Well, there you guys go.

Way to go.

Now it's softer.

Now they're using actual real models.

So be Weezy, before we go, oh, there's your ear hole.

Oh, wow, they do have ear.

Wow, that's crazy.

Yeah.

Isn't there a Monique joke about,

you know, if you

if your man want to fuck your ear, lend him your ear.

Something like that?

Isn't Isn't that one of those things?

If your man wants to fuck your ear, lend him your ear.

Yeah, that sounds like something that I thought that that was something like that.

That that camp would say.

Yeah.

And then I'm just thinking, what if there's an eye socket?

You know, I learned in junior high, I learned about a wink job.

Yeah.

You know about that?

No.

You don't know what a wink job is?

I mean, I'm guessing.

Hold on.

This is the first thing on YMH we don't know about.

What's a wink job?

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

A wink job is

if somebody doesn't have an eye and they just have a socket,

and that's it.

The rest is history.

Plug and play.

That's pretty cool.

That's rad.

You grew up in the Valley, too?

No, I went to high school in the Valley, though.

Where?

At Grant.

Okay.

Who else went there?

Ricky Rackman from the Headbangers Ball.

Yeah, I do.

Nice.

Remember him?

What about Ulysses S.

Grant?

Did he go there?

I think he did go there.

Yeah, I think that's where he started the Civil War.

Holy shit.

Was, I think, there.

At Grant.

At Grant, yeah.

I I think there was a beef between him and

Robert E.

Lee.

Fucking hey.

They were in the, I think they had chemistry class together, and they did not have chemistry.

You went to Grant, too?

I did.

Wait, really?

Grant Mexico, where?

Yeah.

In Van Nuys.

Yes, sir.

No kidding.

Yeah, man.

Wow.

So you know the history, right?

Tom Selick went there.

They got a picture of Tom Selleck in the administrative hall.

They had Gilbert Arenas, the basketball player, went there.

And also Toto went there.

Okay.

Fun fact, I used to, the girl whose dad was in Toto, I think he was the drummer, I used to give her rides home from school.

Oh, really?

His daughter.

There we go.

Toto connection.

Toto.

And they stayed in the valley, I guess, the Toto guys.

The Toto, yeah, they, the Toto.

And then, and you know anybody else from there?

Well, they shot a lot of TV shows there.

Yeah, oh,

married with children.

Yeah.

Which one?

Things were always filming there when I was there.

Yeah.

Every week.

Wait, you'd have part of the school kind of closed off?

Yeah.

That's cool that they sold that.

You know, those at school has to sell that.

Yeah, yeah, so that it disrupts your day.

Hey, guys, stop fucking up the production.

That's so LA.

Like, who cares about this education thing?

Right, right, right.

But I mean, it is cool, though.

It is kind of a selling point.

Yeah.

They shot that movie Clueless there while I was there.

And I saw them shooting.

And, well,

I saw some interesting things.

What did you see?

Well, maybe this is kind of mean or something.

I won't say actually.

Come on.

I'll just say this.

I saw Wallace Sean and he smiled at me.

That's not mean.

Let's hear the good stuff.

Well, okay, I was, so I had this free period, and so a couple friends and I were checking out the, we were checking out what was going on.

And,

well, one of the actresses from the movie, let's just say, I remember she walked out of the classroom, which was actually one of my classrooms, but they turned it into the fake classroom.

And I can't really do, I have to stand up for this, but

she kind of walked out of the classroom like this.

Okay.

Okay, like waddling.

Yeah.

She had had a dookie in her.

She towards the bathroom.

Oh.

And I just thought something happened.

She dookied.

Something like that happened.

Or period.

Period or shit.

Maybe both.

Oh, wow.

So, I don't know.

I guess that's sort of my

fondest memory of Clueless.

That you know.

Is that I saw someone?

That Alicia Silverstone shit or pants.

I'm not saying who it was.

Okay.

It was Alicia Silverstone.

That's cool.

Could have been Stacey Dash.

I'm not saying anything.

Did you have a crush on her?

It could have been Britney Murphy.

Brittany Murphy wasn't.

I had a crush on her because of that moment.

Because of that moment.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Confirming it was Stacey Dash.

Yeah, it just made it feel like she was real.

She was a real person.

You're like, hot chicks shit their pants too?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was like a down-to-earth, you know, it just, it made me feel connected, you know?

Yeah.

And I thought, oh, yeah, this is a person you can do.

Oh, they film euphoria there, too.

Fucking love that.

Euphoria, freaks and geeks.

A lot of shows.

Wow.

This is so funny.

Damn.

So it's like literally like the filming high school.

For for some reason.

I think maybe it just has a classic look to it.

Yeah, you know, they have they have lockers there and stuff like that.

And wait, so this is this section of the school always closed off?

It has to be.

No, no, no, no.

Honestly, I almost never saw any productions except for there was a couple things.

But like, how does the school operate where they have a production going and school going?

They just, they just,

they moved us because that one classroom that they used for Clueless, they moved, for that class, they moved us to a different classroom for a little bit, some bungalow or something like that.

That's cool for you.

Yeah, so

it's a public school.

Yeah.

So

the city is just like

4,000 kids.

Yeah.

Oh, it's a huge

school.

It's a big school.

It's a public school.

It's a huge, huge Armenian and Mexican demographic there and a big rumble every year.

Maybe you remember that?

Every year?

I don't know if they still had it during your time there.

100%.

There was a rumble every year.

Mexican, Armenian rumble.

This is so cool.

It was a planned event, by the way.

Of course.

Where they would all throw down?

Yeah.

And you can get tickets on Ticketmaster.

You know, you call your local ticket master, and then you, I would try to get,

it was big, it was a big deal.

They started to crack down on it.

They knew that it was going to happen.

So there was police and stuff.

What were they doing in the parking lot?

There would be different fights that happened throughout the day in different sections of the day.

Hey, da, we're going to fight today.

Yeah.

And then the Armenian would be like, ada, ada, ada.

Be like,

they would, no, they fight in just different sections, the bathrooms or wherever, you know, all the hallways.

Today's Rumble Day.

Yeah.

They'd fight on the set of clueless.

Wait, let's talk for a second, though, about the special.

Oh, please do.

Yeah, actually, in fact, guys, can you stop watching this episode right now and just look up popular culture, Brian Weinbaum?

Because before you decide at a certain point, oh, he's boring or whatever, go watch the special now.

Well, let's enjoy it and then come back and a couple things.

First of all, for people that don't know, just so they know the person that's sitting here, you are the mind and the creator behind the greatest YouTube video of all all time.

And it's one that's been celebrated on this show many, many times, which is the gangster party line.

Thank you.

You made this.

The master

masterful beast.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah, I mean, we've played this a million times.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah, that's a

pretty old at this point.

I mean, 2013, this one came out.

You know, this is.

Call me.

Start some shit.

It's so fucking funny.

It's so funny.

Yeah, thanks.

So fool.

You'll talk shit about me, homie.

Where you from?

Hundreds of niggas is waiting for your motherfucking call, and they all talking shit about you.

Classic.

Classic.

It became a classic, I guess.

Call these motherfuckers ASAC.

Yeah, I said some shit.

What?

Man, fuck you on your phone, Spurs.

The hardest niggas is standing by, ready to pick up that phone.

Okay, so

there you go.

Omar Deckard, right there.

It's so good.

I mean, and

the concept of like you can call, like, these lines were always like, you know, call a sexy girl, right?

So like, that's, that's the

idea behind commercials like this.

To talk, for someone to talk shit to you is so funny.

And so I don't know if you pick up on how often, too, this will have like it's a resurgence.

Like

every several years or every five years, there's a new cycle of a new generation.

Yeah, yeah, because like I'll be on Twitter or something and all of a sudden I'll see this.

It's coming up a lot.

And someone will be like, what the fuck is this?

And then I'll see that it's got like 10,000 retweets.

Like, it'll just explode.

This video gets stolen so much.

It's crazy.

They don't know who made it, and they don't know.

I mean, this thing's gotten, it's just crazy how much further beyond me that it went.

Unfortunately, that happens with a lot of the videos that I make that do well is that they don't, I become totally disconnected from them, and they just

blow up on other people's channels and stuff.

The actual phone number, you did have a voicemail for it.

It still works.

Yeah.

I answer it sometimes.

Yeah, my my sister and I take calls on our little live stream show we do on Mondays, you know.

Oh, my God.

And you'll talk shit or no?

Yeah, definitely.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Or whatever.

We'll talk about whatever.

Yeah.

You know, sometimes you're like, what's up, bitch?

Definitely, definitely.

Yeah.

You know, we start trying to sell them on Fleshlight 2.0.

Hell yeah.

You know?

Fuck yeah, dude.

We do whatever.

You know, we just want to provide a service.

The reason I bring this up, honestly, not just because I'm a big fan, but just to give people a frame of reference of like,

you are the person that did this, and that you also have a special out now.

Yeah, I mean, I would say probably there's an, yeah, definitely, there's some of this kind of humor.

Yeah, well, it's just that you're the comedic mind behind me.

Oh, sure, yeah.

Actually, to give people even more context, you know, it's kind of we haven't seen each other in a while.

I feel like it's fitting that we're kind of being reunited here in Austin.

I was going to say because that's where we met.

I know.

And that was 18 years ago, by the way.

Oh, my, can you believe it?

18 years ago.

18 years ago, Brent and I,

I opened for him at Cap City,

the old Cap City, here in Austin, and we did the bat tour thing together.

But I came, hold on, first of all, I came with Tom for that weekend.

We never did because we were driving a car across the country.

Had such a great time with you guys.

It's your best weekend.

That week.

It was a whole week.

I think this week started on, I think I started on Tuesday.

I think that you started on Wednesday or something.

And it was so fun.

We went on the bat tour.

We got peed on

by bats.

You remember that?

Yeah.

So if you do the bat tour in Austin, part of the bat tour is they will do what they call this golden showers, apparently.

Yeah, I heard that.

So,

and I never thought that that would be something I would take part in, but doing golden showers with you guys was one of the best, most exhilarating experiences I've ever had.

Honestly, turned into one of my favorite kinks.

Like, most of the time, most of the time, I'm asking you to

put wings on or whatever.

We take tourists.

Anybody that comes to visit, we're like, you've got to do the bat guy.

You got to do the bat showing.

We visited the state capitol.

We went to the capitol.

We saw George Bezos.

I mean, a painting of him.

And we asked questions to the tour person, and we would go,

so

does the former governor ever

come by?

And they were like, what?

We were just goofing the whole time.

Oh, we did a lot of goofs, man, on the bat tour.

Yeah.

You remember the character on the internet?

Yeah, Soujan.

He was a French guy.

Is this the camera?

He's a French guy.

I'm just telling these people.

Oh, I'll tell you.

It was a French guy who

kind of found it relaxing.

And this is normal in his culture to unbutton and unbuckle and unzip his pants and sort of have the flaps of his pants open and kind of relax.

And so we did that.

I did that.

I mean, and I was somebody's cousin or something like that from France.

Who's cousin?

I think you're my cousin.

You're my foreign cousin.

And we just act, we played it like it was normal, you know, and I'm just sort of relaxing on this tour with the pants open.

And by the way, I don't think Tom and I since that weekend ever did anything remotely touristy in any other city.

Like, I think it was just the dynamic of the three of us having fun.

It's never happened since.

It'll never happen again because we don't have fun with a tour ever.

Oh, that's crazy.

Yeah.

We don't like to have fun.

Oh, you got to look for their local bat tour, wherever that is, you know?

Every once in a while, I'll feel the desire.

Like, you know, I'll do tours of places that like we reach out to.

Like, I'll be like, oh, can I get a tour of the stadium?

You know, like, oh, oh yeah visit a team facility or something oh you like sports a lot i like sports i've gone to art museums on the road um if there's

a particularly good city that has great art i'll go check that out too yeah yeah i try to do all the tour stuff everywhere everywhere yeah i want to see everything wow i haven't seen mount rushmore yet have you guys no

what city is that in

um it's in uh south dakota i think oh yeah and um i have yet to see that's pretty much the only thing i haven't seen that's it yeah i've seen everything else You name it, I've seen it.

Grand Canyon, I saw it, and what's the review?

10 out of 10?

You get there, and you think, after five minutes, you think, all right, I guess let's go back four hours to Phoenix or whatever, you know?

I mean, you see it.

I guess some people camp there and stuff.

You know, I didn't see any bats there.

There wasn't any urine on me, unfortunately.

That sucks, bro.

You know, reminds me of this

nip.

Once I squirt on you, you won't want anybody else.

Dude, that looks like me.

You know what?

Very much.

That actually kind of works.

Yeah.

That actually works, you know?

And when she says squirt, are we talking bat tour style or are we talking like water guns?

I think she's talking bat tour.

Okay.

Yeah.

Bat tour style all the way.

Yeah.

Bat tour is going to be a new kind of kink code word now.

Or do you do bat tours?

Yeah.

If you're ordering kind of ordering online, you go, bat tour is available

by request.

Or like a first date.

Like, what are you into?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm into bat tours.

What else do we do that week?

We went out to eat a few times, too.

Definitely.

You know, we try to see some live music.

Yeah.

Oh, we had dick tips, remember?

Dick tips, yeah.

Wait, what was that?

Barbecue.

Barbecue.

Oh, yeah.

Burnt ends.

We call them dick tips.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I bought a belt buckle.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's right.

You got that big store?

It had the horns on it.

Yeah.

Oh, my God, you remember?

Well, no, I mean, I don't totally, but I just assume if you're buying a belt buckle in Texas, it's going to have horns.

It did, yeah.

I think pretty much every belt buckle has horns, right?

Not mandatory, but can.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, you know what we did, though?

What was it?

We dealt with.

I don't think you did.

I dealt with roaches hardcore that week.

You did?

Do you remember that?

Yeah.

Do you remember I was using I'd use the internet in the lobby.

Yes, I remember that.

And I was typing away or whatever.

I was typing a message.

I was kind of, you know, on Craigslist looking for bat tours, you know?

And I saw something kind of fly.

I saw something that fell in the corner of my eye in the periphery.

I saw something fly or some black thing or whatever.

And I thought, was that a bird or something?

I just flew into the hotel.

And then I looked down on the keyboard and there was a big

roach and it had flown or it came from the ceiling or something and it fell landed there.

And I thought, I guess the roach wants to use the internet.

And I said, maybe they want to look up bat tours also.

And so I said, all right.

And I let him have it.

And yeah, I checked out the website he went to, and it was

pretty hardcore.

That was fucked up.

That's fuck it.

Some bats are

wild here.

Yeah.

They were looking up

hot throbbing

cockroaches.com.

Oh, yeah.

They went to that.

They went to hotthrobbingcockroaches.com.

Throbbing black cockroaches.

Oh, yeah, they were black ones too.

Brown ones, too, actually.

Brown and black.

Unbelievable.

They had brown.

What was that thing?

Brown cloud or whatever?

Cloudy brown.

Cloudy brown.

Smoky brown.

We did talk about shits a lot that week, too.

We had a lot of shit talk.

Definitely.

Well, that's probably why we all got along.

And you know what?

I think the first time I did your podcast, one, it's so crazy how

this is the empire that you've grown into.

But the first time I did your podcast, that was what we talked about, wiping.

Remember that?

I think we bonded on wiping techniques and stuff, too.

Didn't you have an odd?

No, no, I'm not.

I do regular.

What is regular for you?

Well, okay, I know.

Well, this is what we talked about, but we were talking about front to back or back-to-front.

And I go back to, I say it's a combination of both.

You have to do both because oh you say it's just front to back only front to back because i have a vagina right but if you don't when you go forward you don't go all the way to the vagina you have to just think of it like a a carpet or something when you when a carpet if you only do it one way there there's you maybe you don't have bristles you know maybe we have bristles oh i got it yeah yeah so when the bristles go one way you got to go the other way so that the other side of the bristles get wiped as well

you see what i mean yeah so you do both, but you don't go all the way through.

Do you use a bidet or a wash?

Never.

Why do you say it like that?

Because I don't like that.

Why?

Why?

Because I don't want to get blasted in such ways.

But it cleans you so nicely.

Homosexual.

No, I'm, no, no, if it was, I'd maybe be more into it.

But I don't like that it's, it just seems messy to me.

This seemed to be, like if you get squirted, right?

Yeah.

And it's, the blast is strong,

okay, so imagine your acorn is sort of crusted with whatever, you know, filth.

Yeah.

And you get blasted.

I'm just afraid that things are going to sort of splatter all over your cheeks.

Like radio.

Well, why don't you do a soft stream?

You can do a soft stream cleanse.

Well, that seems kind of pointless to me in a way.

I can't.

Well, then I...

What about wet wipes?

Well, I wet the tissue.

That's simply what I do.

But would you use a wipe?

Well, I don't want any kind of detergent in it because

that's going to be itchy to me eventually or something like that.

I want to just use...

I used to use witch hazel, but then that started doing weird things to me.

In the shower, will you just shove a bar into your asshole or will you get a rag and like clean your asshole with a rag?

Or you you I put the the the soap in a rag,

you know, tie it up and then you know use that to sort of you know clean titillate and

do other things, you know?

Um you know,'cause that's kind of classic style.

That's kind of sometimes you use a pillowcase or something like that, you know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, kind of full metal jacket style.

I go fill I go full metal jacket on that asshole.

Oh, yeah.

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You know, okay, this is.

Is this

comedic?

Is that a joke?

Or is this a real guy?

I think it's a real job.

Because I really truly believe that right now, GIMPs are making a comeback.

Yeah.

Really?

Definitely.

Okay, so they became kind of mainstream when Pulp Fiction came out, obviously.

Everybody was going GIMP, you know?

Yeah.

And then they started to go, and then it became kind of played out or whatever to do GIMP stuff.

And then, and now I feel like GIMPs are making a, or at least I don't know what it is, but I've been saying GIMP a lot lately.

And I have a friend who's a GIMP, by the way.

And

he's very cool.

He's a very cool guy.

And if you have any questions about Gimpdum, he can answer.

And I asked him about

what when Pulp Fiction came out and GIMPs became popular or whatever, I said, what did you think about that as a GIMP?

And he said, it was whatever.

That was old hat.

It was just,

I already had been doing GIMP stuff.

So I think in a way, Pulp Fiction kind of ruined.

the GIMP thing for GIMPs.

Yeah.

Because they kind of just made it just

now you can kind of get back into it and be cool about it again.

Yeah.

You guys got to check my GIMP out.

My friend.

He's not my GIMP.

I mean, he's my friend.

He's my GIMP friend.

Is he somebody's GIMP, though?

Yeah, I think he is.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He's a cool guy.

He's a very cool guy.

Well, it sounds like it.

He's a very cool gimp.

Is he a comic?

No.

This is his full-time gig?

No.

He has like a day job, like a desk job, and then at night he does the gimmick?

No, he does sound stuff.

Oh.

Cool.

Yeah, he does sound stuff.

But he has like an owner?

I wouldn't say he ha I think he's kind of freelance.

I mean, I think he changes.

I would like to try that.

Does he I would too?

It's free rent.

You get a lease and a key.

Do you live with the guy that you're gimping for at the time?

I think it just depends on your arrangement, you know?

I mean, I think it depends on what kind of package deal you get on the website or whatever, you know?

But yeah,

this is...

This makes me just, this ties into the idea that I think, oh, I guess people are talking about GIMPs more now.

I'm saying GIMPs, I'm noticing GIMP

flavors.

Yeah, I'm noticing the flavors and the cultures more in stuff now.

Tell me, because we kind of jumped past it, where did you shoot the special?

I shot it at the UCB Theater

in Los Angeles.

So it was a small

Franklin, yeah.

So it was a small, intimate space, which ended up being a little bit of an issue, kind of, because, and I didn't realize this till afterwards looking at the footage, but it's such a small place.

And, you know, I I don't know if you're not familiar with the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater, it's been there 20 years, but before that, it was the Tamarin Theater.

And then before that, it was the Tomcat Theater, where they, where they had the all-male review, you know.

And then before that, it was

Lacey's Shabert.

Before that, it was Lacey's Shabert.

Lacey's Shabert, yeah.

Not to be confused with the actress Lacey Shabert from Party of Five, but it was this, it was a woman named Lacey, and I guess she had something called a Shabert there.

I don't even know what it was.

It's something, I don't know, it's from the 1800s.

I don't know.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, I think it probably was probably what they used to call ice cream.

It must have been an ice cream shop.

Oh, yeah.

I think they used to call it Schabert, and then that became Sherbert somehow.

And then it became

Sherbette.

Which is silly.

I think.

It sounds like Sherbette.

You're like, that's a Sherbert.

I would go with Sherbert.

That's what I grew up with.

They're both acceptable.

Sure.

You could do the French pronunciation or the

Shaubert.

You can, you know, eat the Sherbert while you undo your

pant,

and then you expose your cross region, and then you get the golden shower from the back.

And it's very relaxed, it's very relaxed, so relaxed, so relaxed.

And no, we did,

no, it was such a small theater that

everything kind of moves.

And so when people were clapping and laughing, which they were doing a lot of,

it shook the, it was shaking the cameras.

And so whenever there's a punchline or whatever you see it's almost shakes it almost looks like do you remember comic view whenever they had certain comics on where they hit a punchline yeah they can't they would in post they would shake the camera and stuff to make it look more hardcore it basically looks so black to dance that's and i and to be honest i thought about leaning into the shake and doing the sense of the effects to make it look like that you know

so it is like a comic view if you guys like comic view you're gonna like my special a little bit because it's gonna be like shaking and stuff or maybe coming to the stage i don't know either one Oh, geez shit.

And I was thinking, oh, I should add lightning effects and stuff.

Oh, my God.

You know, just make it really play into it.

But no,

look, it's going to look, I mean, look, the show was so explosive.

The laughter was so

eruptive.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That it shakes.

Is this the first?

How many have you put out?

I don't remember.

Number two.

This is number two.

Number two, poo-poo.

Yay.

This is so exciting.

I was so excited because I remembered that we had open poop talk when we hung out many, many years ago.

And I've been so excited to show you this today.

I saw you coming in.

I was like, oh, I'm going to go to the bathroom.

It's automatically

leaving herself in front of customers' homes just moments after dropping off their packages.

A delivery driver for Amazon can't seem to hold it in.

A woman is seen about to leave an Amazon package at this porch off Yano Drive in Woolen Hills around 5:30 Mother's Day morning.

But she also leaves a smelly surprise.

She leaves herself.

Does number one and number two,

pulling up her shorts and walks away.

When I woke up, my husband said he was going to bring me some coffee and a pastry.

He went downstairs and was greeted by a

not only one package, but a second inappropriate disgusting package,

which was essentially like human feces.

It's like a coffee flavor.

It looked to be urination.

Tamara Bedoy and her family could not believe their eyes after watching the footage from their surveillance cameras.

She was not done.

On another delivery later in the morning, the worker is seen urinating on the front property of a different Woodland Hills home.

She pulls down her shorts, does her business, and takes off like nothing ever happened.

It's unclear why the driver just couldn't wait to find a restroom.

The incidents happened 20 minutes apart.

The homes less than one mile from one another.

That was disgusting, like very disgusting.

Make sure

818.

In the lady's defense, I will say this.

She still delivered those packages.

Well, she delivered many packages.

Yeah, and you know, what's okay, there's a couple things going on here.

One, why did they, first of all, why did they blur her buttocks, but not her face?

I mean, they kind of wanted to expose her face.

Yeah.

That's kind of worse in a way, right?

Yeah.

But also, yeah, I want to see the action, though.

I want to see the action come out.

And I also want to see, well, it's funny because she said coffee and a pastry, and that is kind of what the poo looks like in a way.

It's like, it's a coffee pastry in a way, right?

Furthermore, this is not related to the poo, but this is just a general thing about Amazon.

Don't you think that the Amazon logo looks like a penis?

I've always thought that.

What's up with that?

Can you pull that up real quick?

Why?

I think they knew what they were doing.

I think it's an inside joke.

It's kind of like

the little mermaid cover, where they have the penis inside there.

This is, you know, obviously

it's supposed to be a smile, but everyone's like, that ain't no smile.

But also, it's the same guy who has rockets that go up now to space, but his have deliberate, like, phallic symbolism.

His rocket is not what you typically see as a rocket.

Bezos' rocket.

Bezos' rocket looks like a.

Yeah.

Wait, did you guys make that just now?

Or is that somebody did that?

Because people know.

Okay, yeah.

So that, okay, look at the way that the, I mean, that looks like a curve pencil.

But look at Bezos' rocket.

Yeah, it's meant to look like a curve.

Oh, whoa.

Okay, he knows what he's doing.

He knows what he's doing.

He knows what he's doing.

Okay, it's all an inside joke.

He's like, I'm down to fuck, man.

It's an inside joke.

Actually, look at his head, too.

His head looks like a curve.

Look at the way his head is right there.

Yeah.

That, oh, he knows what he's doing.

The way he's holding his hands.

I mean, look, I'm seeing a penis there.

The smirk is, I'm going to show you my dick.

Yeah.

Or the smirk is, I am a dick.

I mean, and physically, I mean, I mean, I'm not trying to say his personality or anything, but I mean, his.

But don't you get it?

Everything is dicks, Brent.

If you look at

these buildings, skyscrapers.

That's true.

These microphones.

Everything is a

cock.

Yeah, everything's dicks.

Pursuit, pursuit.

Yes.

You introduced us to that.

Well, that's right.

That reminds me of something I wanted to ask you about.

I want you to think of Cock Thoughts.

Why is Bear in a Bathtub not on the internet anymore?

Oh, what?

I don't know.

It's not?

Okay, so we made a video

at one point called Bear in a Bathtub, which was, for me, partially inspired by Her Suit Pursuit, which I kind of accidentally discovered on MySpace.

Yeah.

But

wait, you know, it's not available.

I did not know that.

This is some of our finest work.

Okay.

So if you want to see what really got bad thoughts going

uh brent and i yeah we did bare in a bathtub you know what i i remember what i got to be in it too yeah you're in that too

yeah absolutely but what i what the thing i remember the most of this is that you know when we made it i had a professional a guy who's an actual cinematographer do like the like do handheld obviously nothing was like lit professionally it was just like hey man will you shoot this you know like he helped

and when i was I did the credits, you know, oh, yeah, yeah.

I put like the like director of photography.

Like, I gave him a real credit.

Oh, yeah.

And he was like, hey, man, could you not do that?

No, crap.

He was like, well, it doesn't, it doesn't look like you go, like, oh, wow, this is really well shot.

So it wasn't because of the content.

It was just he didn't like his work in it.

Exactly.

Yeah.

He was just like, oh, if this had been lit a certain way.

We shot it in our bathroom in the Rampart division.

Yeah.

Tom and I in our first apartment.

It was, yeah, horrible.

stuff.

Oh my God, that was so.

It was a good sketch.

So basically, the sketch is that, okay, she calls me.

Right.

And I'm some sort of bear tamer or something like that or bear expert.

I put on these fake glasses that I have that I got at a theater shop.

Yep.

And I was trying to kind of, you know, look like, I mean, it wasn't much of a stretch, but look like some sort of creep or whatever, right?

Some kind of

James Spader kind of, not James Spader, but some sort of,

I don't know some kind of just uh expert right kind of like a buscemi meet Spader Spader like

oh yeah I smelled it I smelled it so the bear was you know you call oh I have a bear in the bathtub yeah anyway it's Tom in the bathtub

and

I guess I have to deal with it somehow.

I ended up putting different stuff on you.

Honey,

you put honey

trash.

And he plays in the trash and stuff.

And it's pretty cool.

And then the music, it was...

I don't think good bears get honey.

Didn't you say that?

Like good bears.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, that's right.

That's right.

You guys remember.

Okay, you remember pretty well.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Good, good bears get honey.

Yeah.

Good bears get honey.

Have you been a good bear?

Yeah.

Bad bears get the trash.

That's right.

Something like that.

Bad bears get the trash.

And

it's a that's a good video.

We got to get that back up.

I kind of started to think to myself, oh, maybe they took it down because you have kids now.

You don't want them seeing it.

Maybe you want your kids saying that, seeing it or whatever.

I think they'd be like,

what is this?

They would not get it at all.

Well, our kids aren't allowed on YouTube anyway.

You don't let them listen to Cock Thoughts by Here's Super Suit or whatever.

Did we use anything that was like trademarked?

No, I think it was an original piece of music that was meant to sound like Cock Thoughts.

I don't know where you got that or whatever.

So Cock Thoughts, by the way, so somehow, okay, this is what happened.

How I discovered Here's Super Suit was

my sister had a, you know, she does music and she had a MySpace, she has a, she had a MySpace page, right, for her music.

And

someone commented on her thing or something, and we went to check out his thing.

And he had that song, Cock Thoughts, playing on his Myspace page.

So we started thinking, what is this Here's Pursuit thing or whatever?

I looked it up, and the guy had cock thoughts.

I want you thinking cock thoughts.

And then there was a there he is.

And then he had this shit slaps so hard.

Yeah, dude.

Yeah, go for it.

I want you thinking cock thoughts.

There it is.

Oh, it's gay sextronica.

Yeah.

Okay?

But it's hardcore gay sectronica.

The moaning below.

I wish anyone.

The moaning below is so, it's so primal.

Yeah.

So authentic.

It's very

get any in here to hear those.

This is pretty cool.

Yeah.

Add a boy.

That's another one.

Well, that was the other one.

Add a boy.

When I tell you to sit down on it, you are to sit all the way down on it.

Now sit, add a boy.

Yeah.

I think that's how it goes.

Or one of those has some sort of monologue in it where he tells someone to sit down.

And by the way, I use that line all the time.

When I tell you to sit down on it, you are to sit all the way down it.

In fact, I might be embellishing it a little bit.

No, I think that's.

Do chicks like this kind of stuff too?

I love this.

I mean, this is.

I'll tell you what I like about it.

Deep.

It's so authentic.

Well, look what he says.

The music is real.

The sex is real.

This is unapologetic.

Yeah.

So there you go.

God, look at that.

That's why.

It feels real.

Not hibernating.

Not hibernating.

It's, you know what?

I would rather listen to this whole album than most pop music that's being made today.

I think we did.

You know what?

It's so real.

Maybe Write It is the one where he tells you to sit down on it, or maybe you are mine.

Atta Boy.

Well, I know in Adda Boy, he goes Adda Boy.

You know, yes, put it in,

put my stuff inside your mouth, Ada Boy, I think, or something like that.

but

I remember that the CD had like jiz dried on it, like that was part of the art logo.

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, it felt like I think it maybe might have been.

I think that was part of their their bio.

Is the sex is real, the semen on the CD is real.

Cool, you look hungry.

Oh, you look hungry.

That sounds sounds like somebody doing this with their lips.

Chris to Stefano, I've copied itself.

That's somebody blowing their lips, you know?

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

They're doing that against somebody's butt cheeks.

Oh, boy.

I have something right here you need.

A Snickers bar.

Snickers.

Snickers bar.

That'd be funny.

Snickers use this, you know?

It's like they license this for their commercial.

I got something that could.

No, but now you're killing me that when I say sit on it.

Yeah, you sit on it.

I have something that's not.

Wait, what about it?

Now I gotta find the song that's it.

I think it could be write it.

Let's write it.

Let's try writing it.

Let's write it.

when i snap my fingers i want you to sit down on this big tent pole and i want you to sit down all the way this yeah okay i embellished it a little bit or changed it it's memory but it's close close no hesitation no hesitation

lined up with that butthole and you sit straight down all the way wow yeah it's close it's close to what i was yeah it's close i haven't heard i haven't heard write it in years in fact i i haven't jammed out to this since the 2000s dude we gotta let's hey can you order some hard copies can we find these guys Do they still exist?

I actually think it's just one guy, I think.

Maybe.

Oh, no.

No, I think it's more.

I think that could be the same guy.

Yeah, but in the description.

Oh, oh, we.

I think it's.

Okay, maybe it is two guys.

Hold on, there's a new CD called Titan That Lust.

Oh, you're right.

It is.

It's Brian.

Oh, what is his name?

Harley?

Harley Phoenix and

Brian?

Dell?

Doll?

Doll?

Brian Philly.

We got to find these guys.

Here, let's get this thing lined up.

Well, wait, so do you,

you did a thing called Bad Thoughts, and that's like Cock Thoughts?

Bad Thoughts is my new series that just came out.

Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And when she watched it, she goes, I think you should call this show Cock Thoughts because there's so many dicks in it.

And I was like, oh, it's all about dicks.

You said I would, but that name has been taken.

It's been taken.

And I respect Pursuit.

Pursuit.

Yeah.

Pursuit.

Yeah.

Oh, wait, there's a new album you said?

So I'm reading it.

It says there's a new CD, Titan That Muscle Ring, features collaborators such as Brian Dahl of Three Majesty, Boyd Rice.

I can't remember.

Oh, okay, so wait a minute.

So those are the names of people that are.

The music is real, the sex is real.

Okay.

This is gay sex music that offers no apologies.

That's why I like it.

Wait, but the names we credited are not, that's like it's featuring these guys being.

I think Here Super Suit is one guy who got these other guys.

Yeah.

You know?

Go hit, hit artist profile on the right.

Yeah.

Let's see if it says anything.

No.

Oh, boy.

I wish there were videos.

That's a good shot right there.

The one on the right, where the hand is next to the right.

You go to move the hand to the right.

Now move the hand to the left.

Oh, that's the jizz cover, right?

No, the guy with the orange shirt.

Yeah.

Attaboy.

Yeah.

That's a good shot.

But if you go to the one, if you close that and you go to the left of that one,

that's what the CD cover was like.

It was a jizz.

It's raised.

That whole bologna.

Wait, did you order the CD?

Yeah.

Oh, wow.

Okay, wow.

I didn't know know that you did that.

We're devoted fans.

Wow, that's so crazy.

So it started with me telling you about it.

Yeah.

And then that led to Baron a Bath.

I think

if you go to an old episode

of your mom's house, I think we fucking listened to the whole album.

Oh, you did.

So this is old hat for you guys.

Well, I mean, years ago.

I mean, but you know, you fully kind of really went in on it.

We went probably deeper than I did.

Yes.

You know what?

Did they do?

They should have done this with a CD.

They should have had the hole in the middle of it be kind of, you know, rectal-esque.

Yeah.

You know what I mean?

That would have been kind of neat.

With a little bit of bristle, too.

With some bristle.

Definitely.

It's not a bear CD unless it's got...

It's not pursuit.

It's not your suit unless it's got bristle.

That's right.

Gene, you ready?

I'm ready.

Oh, shit.

Are you ready, Brett?

Oh, shoot.

Now, I don't know if you're on TikTok.

What do you mean by on it?

Do you have it?

Do I sit all the way down on it?

Am I all the way down on it?

Do you have the app on your phone?

Do you have an iPhone?

oh yeah i do actually i don't have an iphone i have an ipad that's what i leave it at home okay i've never had a phone you know i've never had a phone i know i have a cell phone that is i figured in you still don't have a cellular physical never never had a cellular phone how are people getting a hold of you they call me on me landline you me landline oh me amilani they call me ami lanny so while you're here though if somebody in la

were to call wanted to call they can contact me on through my google voice which i don't have i need my laptop in front of me but when i'm in the hotel room i get on my laptop this is you're like a real throwback i get on my lappy Hold on.

So, when you go places and you need directions, do you print them out like on MapQuest before you?

I don't print them out, I just write them down sometimes, or I'll memorize it.

I'm pretty good at it.

Old school, yeah, I'll memorize it.

And if I get lost on the road, I'm not afraid to just roll down my window to somebody and make a connection.

Hey, bro.

I don't think.

Well, hey, hey, man.

Hey, where's the mom's house studio?

Hey, can you direct me to the mom's house studio?

And they say,

I think it's over near the montgomery ward you gotta make a lift then turn right on the foster's freeze and then i think you gotta go past the arco station and um i think you gotta go in there and get a 32 ouncer first and ask the guy in there he will know okay you got your full analog though that's what you are i wouldn't say that exact i wouldn't say that but

Because I don't really watch videotapes anymore.

But

I feel like the few people that I've met that go, because I know a few that have been like, hey, no smartphone.

I think they're happier.

I am.

I hate it.

I don't like how not present people are when they're on their, you know, when they have their phones all the time.

Because, you know, I'm here trying to make connections, you know?

Yeah.

And when I'm at the airport sitting around, I want to talk to you people sometimes.

Yeah.

Sometimes I get on my laptop sometimes, to be honest.

I do chat people up in places.

So

I was at Super Cuts, okay?

Hell yeah.

And I was waiting for my turn.

And there was a guy wearing an Olympic shirt.

It said

Olympics on it.

And I thought, oh, I wonder if that guy's in an Olympian, you know?

And I wanted to talk to him about it, you know?

And I said, hey, excuse me.

And he was on his phone and didn't really notice me or hear me.

And then there was this kid who was also waiting.

And I turned to him and I said, because he wasn't trying to hear me, right?

But the kid didn't have a phone.

And I said, hey, do you think that guy's in the Olympian?

And the kid said,

I don't know.

I don't know.

He was, I don't know, he was from another country, I think.

Maybe Russian, I think.

And then I said, I don't know, he's got that Olympian shirt.

And he's like, yeah, maybe, maybe.

And then finally, we got the guy's attention, and it turned out he was just a fan of the Olympics and he wasn't an Olympian.

But, you know, that could have been.

We could have got more into it, though, you know,

if he wasn't on his phone, I think.

You know, we could have talked about, okay, what Olympians are you into?

You know, what do you do they have bristles?

You know, are you into bristles?

You know, you could have gone anywhere.

You know,

what Olympics have you been to?

That could be the phone.

Can I tell you something?

I'm fucking over it too.

Like, we put a landline in the house just so that on the weekends, I'm not always like, is Tom trying to get a hold of the corner?

Oh, that's good.

That's good.

If dad calls,

that's dad.

You know that if that phone rings, it's dad.

Oh, because he's the only one who has the number.

Yeah.

Because

I have a fucking phone.

I'm sick of looking at it all.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's also this kind of radioactive piece of

thing that's in your stuff.

But the point is, Brent, I like to, I highlight the marginalized communities of TikTok.

So these aren't the regular fun dance videos everybody's sharing on TikTok.

These are the special, the outliers that I'm giving a voice to.

And then we just watch them.

I have a TikTok account to post stuff of my own, but it doesn't really.

Occasionally something will do well there, but not.

It is weird.

It's crazy to me that I try posting some of my viral videos on there, and

they either get shut down or they don't do well at all.

And then these other people on TikTok get millions of views on doing stupid shit.

I know.

No, no, no, on my videos.

Why can't women just tell you they're just not into you?

Instead of letting you pursue them for six months, when you could just stopped at the beginning, I'm not just into you.

Good point.

Yeah, that's a good point.

That's a pretty good song, actually.

It's a good song.

And also, why are you ladies leading these guys on?

If you're not interested, just fuck.

He's trying six months.

I was distracted by the music.

I didn't even hear the lyrics.

Can I hear the lyrics more charming?

Yeah, sure, man.

Why can't women just tell you they're just not into you instead of letting you pursue them for six months when you could just stopped at the beginning?

I'm not just into you.

I relate.

Yeah, men, I mean, women are kind of messed up in that sense, you know, that they don't, they don't kind of just, they play games, you know, they're always playing games.

You know, they're always playing games.

Do you have a boo-boo chicken pop in your life?

Did I say say home say what?

Do you have a boo-boo chicken pop in your life?

Um

Yeah, I don't know.

I don't I think so.

I don't know what that means, but uh do you have a you mean oh play Boppet?

Yeah, Boppit with

a lady friend.

We've gotten what lot but I don't have a lady friend.

Okay.

I don't I got a full monk lifestyle right now.

Okay.

You know, I'm going full monk.

You know, I watch USA.

Yeah.

You know, I hang out at the monastery.

You know,

I play around midnight on my

why do you think ladies fucking there's a few reasons.

Number one, some hoes just like the attention and they're desperate for just somebody to show them some attention number two a lot of women have a hard time saying no

they don't want to hurt your feelings so they'd rather hurt your feelings long term oh sorry sir yeah they'd rather hurt your feelings in the long run leading you on leading you on and then eventually say no it's just because they don't want to say no and hurt your feelings at the top bitches be trifled dudes it's tough though you know i i feel this man's pain you know yeah of course it's hard to find a woman you know of course it's hard because

I don't know about him, but if you're uptight like me, you know, there's certain things it's hard to find somebody.

What do you think about that?

What's the thing, yeah?

What's the thing that like you like?

No pets.

What?

You know me.

I don't like pets.

I remember I went to your house that one time.

You guys had dogs.

I thought, hmm.

I ain't staying here.

That's not for me.

You don't like dogs.

What's another one?

Look, I like somebody who's germaphobic like me.

Yeah.

You know, and if you're germaphobic like me,

there's a lot of stuff you don't like.

You know,

pets, yeah tattoos yep tattoos are not really uh a germ but it feels like a germ you know what i mean what about this chick

that's my type that's how you do it

i could do this so easily yep

all right one more time get up

okay this is again gimp culture kind of coming coming back appropriated yeah she's cute too yeah yeah sure so So, do you think that guy, he's not wearing anything underneath it?

You never really know.

It's always the discussion.

That's why I prefer the ones when they're not wearing pants.

Oh, you can really see that.

Do you see that?

Yeah, I've seen that.

Full contact.

Not wearing pants, but wearing underwear, or just nothing?

Both.

I've seen both.

Oh, you really?

Nothing.

And I've seen the ones where the girl, after she kicks, she grabs it and she's just like, oh, I'm like,

she's like, man, suffer.

I want to see blood.

I wonder if that hurts or not.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I think it obviously feels good to him in some way.

Right.

His gloves are.

He likes suffering.

Okay, if somebody is, okay, if they like that, right?

right?

Get this.

Okay, get this.

If he likes that,

and he maybe is turned on by it, right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

That

gives him protection.

If he is getting hard from this,

then getting kicked in the penis or whatever,

I guess the balls.

Yeah, the balls.

But maybe the penis curves like the Amazon logo.

Oh, right.

And it kind of protects the balls.

That's possible.

And then he's kind of protected by his own.

It's almost like, okay, if this turns him on, it's no big whoop.

I don't know, though, but you are having some form, even if you like it, of testicular trauma.

Even if you're blocking it with a curved.

I mean, she's kicking him pretty fucking.

Yeah, I mean, it's, you're fucked up.

Yeah.

You think she actually does karate?

I think she's a black belt.

I think she's a third-degree person.

You know, I'm a black belt.

Fuck you.

I am a black belt.

I remember.

Yeah.

I remember.

Shoot.

There's no joke.

And that's not the only thing I'm black.

Wow.

I don't know whatever that means.

No,

I did get the black belt.

I did.

And which martial art?

Tang Sudo.

Tang Sudo.

Damn.

So how old are you?

I'm 18.

You're 18?

God damn.

I mean, it's just genetics from my dad.

What happened?

I mean, he's balding all over.

It just goes right back.

Damn, that's really bad.

That's really, really bad.

What products do you use?

Basic shampoos, vegetables, old spice, you know.

Well, don't use cheap products.

What do you want to do today?

I just want my hairline a little hidden.

So anything to hide my hairline.

Okay, are you ready for this transformation?

I'm ready.

All right, let's go.

He's 18, this poor boy.

Wait, hold on a second.

I have to.

It's a hairdresser who's giving a console.

This is super cuts.

Yeah.

It feels like it.

Yeah.

But watch this.

You're going to shit your pants.

So much better.

So much.

Now he looks 18.

Wait, that guy was 18?

Yes.

Before he was 18.

Yeah.

You mean he's 18 now?

He's 18 now.

He's 18 now.

So much better.

That is a better haircut for him.

Yeah, he needed to cover.

I like her style too.

She's like, God damn, you look like shit, man.

Yeah, yeah.

Can we just try that one more time?

Because I just got to get a gauge of what was going on when he was older, you know?

Here.

Okay, so

this is his.

You know how he came into it.

I'm going to be honest with you.

Yeah.

I like this look more.

Of course you would.

If I had to.

If I had to pick.

He looks like a fucking FBI agent from the 50s.

He looks like he would be a bear trainer in Bear in the Battle.

Yeah, he kind of does.

And I like the man.

He looks like the man.

But he looks, it looks like an FBI guy.

It looks like a grown, like, this has an adult.

I like it.

I like adults.

And this is a more youthful colour.

That is more of like a boy.

Yeah.

He's more of a boy there.

And you want that man.

He went from men to boys.

Yeah.

He went from men to boys or something like that.

Whatever.

You like men.

You like men.

I like that.

Like the movie.

I sat in her chair.

She was like, what the fuck, man?

You ain't got no hair.

I know.

What happened?

What happened to you?

That kind of was like, you should be a pup.

And it was just, honestly, it was the most amazing thing to know that,

to tell my husband, to be really vulnerable with my husband about something, you know, basically saying, I'm about to show you my search history, which is effectively what I was doing.

And he was like, yeah, yeah, no, that tracks.

Yeah, go for it.

Let's do it.

Let's go to the shop and get one, you know?

And it was like, That's amazing.

And he very quickly said, I think you should make videos because, because he said, like, you need to see yourself doing this.

And he made a few videos of me just kind of in the house, just sort of snaffling around, like, you know,

I was like this, just around, you know, I was sort of nuzzling around stuff, discovering how to.

And he said, like, I'm going to film this.

I'm going to make a video.

Yeah.

Boy.

Add a boy.

That's an Adda Boy right there.

That's what you call an Ada Boy.

Good talk, Sonny.

You see,

as somebody who doesn't like pets,

I would maybe be a little more into this.

This would be your pet.

Well, just because I feel like you can kind of,

you know, I don't, I feel like this requires less maintenance than a pet.

For sure.

It's not going to shed as much.

But you still got to be a good owner.

You got to be a good owner, but

it's not going to shed as much.

You can train to different pets.

And then it sheds in the toilet.

Yeah.

That's better.

And then also its butt is probably wiped and it's not just getting their dirty, unwiped butt on stuff, such as furniture and so forth.

And so, if a woman kind of knows what's up with that, that could work.

That could work.

Hold on, though, not a lot of women are into pup play.

I don't think I've seen one woman.

You don't think this has actually been exclusively 100% male.

No, oh, that's the weirdest, especially when they put their tails in.

She wouldn't want to.

Now, the tail, wouldn't that go inside the pups?

Yeah, it does.

Oh, it does.

It goes inside the butt.

Yeah, that's how you get male.

It's a real big day for the pups.

Yeah,

when they get their tail off.

Anytime a puppy barks, a gimp gets his tail.

That's right.

Something like that.

That's the saying, I think.

It's a wonderful gimp.

Look like Demi Moore, kind of.

There will be no satanic church in my hill, Del Cerro.

There will be no eight-story complex, apartment complex, in Del Cerro.

Uh-uh, no, no.

Eyes on the road.

She's driving.

Yep.

Oh, is there going to be an accident happening?

I thought there was.

No.

It kind of looked like Demi Moore a little bit.

No, she's pretty.

She's really.

You don't think Demi Moore, though?

I could be her.

I don't know.

I think that could be Temi Moore.

Could be.

Could be.

Making some cool TikTok.

You just reminded me that there could have been an accident, so I got something to show you.

Uh-oh.

Pooh Pooh time?

No.

It's basically horrible or hilarious.

Oh, really?

Yeah, you just tell me whether you think it's funny or not.

Poo-poo time?

I thought there was going to be some.

Oh, boy.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

No, thanks.

I mean,

I guess if

nobody got hurt.

That guy's definitely hurt.

He's real hurt bad.

Really?

Oh, yeah.

Maybe if he was not wearing pants,

hilarious.

Yes, that would have been fun.

Right now, horrible.

Pretty horrible.

But if he was wearing, if he was protecting himself kind of Amazon style,

then that's hilarious.

He hit the shit out of that guy.

That's kind of pretty horrible, I would have to say.

I think what I'd say, horrible.

You think it was horrible, horrible, yeah, horrible, yeah.

I hate it.

Oh, no, oh, no, no, oh, no,

okay.

If

this is hilarious, her reaction is hilarious.

Well, I hate this.

This is just

software.

I get this.

If it is, it's not, it is horrible.

If he did ejaculate when that happened and he was into it,

then it maybe is hilarious.

Yes.

Yes.

He should have had a seatbelt on.

You know what?

Yeah.

It was horrible.

That's what the lesson is.

It was horrible.

Yeah.

All right.

One more.

You might like this one, June.

I won't.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

I don't like it.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on.

Fuck off.

Fuck off.

That was the easiest one, though, compared to the other ones, right?

I mean, mean, that was the easiest, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

I mean, for us, you know, for you, right?

Easiest, right?

Hey, I hear you, you know, but they used to show this stuff every week on America's Funniest Videos.

I know, that's so true.

They would always laugh.

I'd be like, that guy's got one foot on the gas.

People would love it, right?

They love that.

And it was this kind of stuff.

It really was.

Bob Sagitt.

Hey, you know what?

Remember America's Funniest People?

Funniest people?

Yeah.

Dave Coulier.

Hey, that's right.

You remember that?

Yeah.

Stupid, same stupid stupid shit.

Well, but it was people, though, based.

It was less this kind of stuff.

Right, right.

And it was more people-based.

I like this stuff.

I don't like this stuff.

You like it?

Yeah.

Oh, I had the America's Funniest Home Video game.

Home game.

The home game?

Yeah, I got it for Christmas.

What's the game?

You watch a videotape with the clips, and then you have to answer questions about the clips.

You know?

So,

you know, they'll ask you questions such as, okay, when the guy got hit in the balls, was it his left ball or right ball?

Seriously?

Something like that.

Something like that.

But like that.

Something like that.

Drinking your own period blood, no.

I am drinking my own moon blood.

It's rich in stem cells, iron, nutrients.

Oh, she calls it moon blood.

I started back when I was training Tantra in Thailand.

And as a ritual, we do, we believe there's power in it.

There's stem cells in it.

There's iron.

There's vitality.

And so we don't want to lose that.

So for the average person, I'd probably say don't do it because people are going to say, oh, that's waste.

But no, blood is life, right?

And Dr.

Group and I just had these conversations.

It's good that I took a little pause.

He actually said during my giving birth and breastfeeding, it's good, but now I'm back on it.

Wow.

I feel great.

And the moon blood actually tastes kind of sweet.

Do you just drink it straight up?

I just, I have my moon cup.

I just put it back.

I'm not even joking.

It's like a shot.

It feels like a shot.

She can get put, um,

she puts salt on it, you know, salt in it.

Or it's, I guess it's salty already, I guess.

No, she said it's sweet.

Oh, it is.

So we want to put salt to counteract.

Nayana, are you going to drink your moon blood?

No, thank you.

No, thank you.

You just have your moon cup in, and then you pull the cup out and just.

Besides being a moon drinker or whatever, did she do other stuff in her life?

No.

This is the big highlight of her life.

How about you?

Are you a moon guy?

You mean drink blood?

Yeah.

Well, I am a creature of the night.

But I mean, like, if a lady's on her, you know,

will you go down there and lap it up?

I mean, I couldn't imagine I would ever.

You're Germany.

If I ever was engaged in...

No, I probably wouldn't want to drink any blood.

I am up late, though.

I've been to Romania.

I've been to Transylvania.

You have?

I did.

I went to Dracula's Castle.

Oh, cool.

And?

There was a bat tour there, and I was really into it.

Did you feel the energy?

Actually, the Dracula's Castle,

it's not like a haunted castle or anything.

It looks like a via.

It looks like a via.

It's in Bran.

If you want to look it up, it's in Bran.

It's Branson, Missouri?

Yeah, Branson, Missouri.

You've been to Branson, Missouri?

That's where they have it.

That's where the Draculus Castle is.

It looks like just a via or something.

It doesn't look like...

Bran Castle.

Well, these pictures make it look a little more

kind of Dracula-esque, but it wasn't really when I went there at least.

Who knows?

Maybe they did it up.

I went there a long time ago.

I went there, you know, 25 years ago or something like that.

You know what?

It's on my list.

That should be a place.

That's the shit that I want to do.

Yeah, that should be where you go.

It's in Romania?

Yeah,

it's in Brazov or near Brazov, which is that that's kind of like the provincial capital.

It's like the Transylvanian kind of.

It's got to be a huge tourist attack.

You've heard of Brazzers, right?

That's where their bits are.

That's their headquarters.

I went there a long time ago, and yeah, I went to Bran and I also went to Raznov, which is near there as well.

But, you know, I was just trying to get back to my roots.

Hell yeah.

Because,

you know, my dad is Romanian.

I mean, not from Romania, but it's funny you say Missouri because he's actually from Missouri.

Ivan the Terrible?

Isn't that where he's?

Ivan

Vlad, Vlad the Impaler.

Vlad the Impaler.

Vlad the Impaler.

I'm thinking of the guy from Ghostbusters.

That's Viggo.

Oh, Vigo.

That's Vigo.

There he is.

Yeah,

that's the original Dracula right there.

Yeah, Vlad the Impaler.

You know, he had that mustache and everything.

He was a big goop.

He's a Turk, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, he does look kind of goopy.

Wait, where's Vlad from?

He's not Romanian.

Oh, Vlad.

He's a Turk or something.

Isn't he Romanian?

He must have been Romanian, I would think, or something like that.

Romania,

yeah.

I got to get back on a better schedule, though, because I'm too, I stay up too nocturnal.

How late do you stay up?

Sometimes six.

Oh,

or sometimes nine.

What are you doing?

Regularly?

Sometimes, but I want, ideally, I'd go to bed at two or three.

God damn.

What time do you get up usually?

Ideally, I would get up at 10 or 11.

Ideally.

Why?

You guys get up early in the morning?

We have kids.

Yeah, we can't go to bed.

I guess you have kids, but I mean, come on, as a

ex-goth,

you ought to be waking up late.

I would be nocturnal if I could.

I fucking, it's just the kids wake you up, man.

Crack a dawn.

I hate it.

That's the worst part of being a parent: waking up.

Because you can't be goth anymore.

You can't be goth anymore.

That's the only problem.

Yeah.

Here you go.

All right.

One more.

One more.

Let's wrap it up.

Yeah.

The moment you've all been waiting for, it's the hotel room tour.

So, this is one of my favorite hotels in Rasan.

Actually, it's the best hotel in Rasan.

This is in North Korea.

And one of the things that makes it super fun and super cool is

how retro it is.

Okay, I remember the first time I came to Rasan, I stayed in this place.

You can see here, this lamp has got to be the best feature.

Look at the colours, excellent.

And you can hear it tick, tick, ticking away.

A lamp, a clock, all in one.

Let's not make it fall over.

So we have some beds which are

rock hard.

I don't know if you heard me sit down on that, but it's very hard to find.

Did you say rock car?

Where you said that?

China and in Korea.

My second favorite thing in here has got to be this chair, okay?

Oh, it's a lot comfier than the bed, I have to say, and has excellent decoration.

But this in front of me, this, I promise you, this is quite cool.

So we have

a nice window that you can open all the way out.

It leads right out

to Rasan City.

The empty city of North Rhine.

That reminds me of some sterile kind of environments that I've been to.

That you probably would like.

In some ways, yes.

That is a TV.

Plays things at night.

Mm-hmm.

So, that's the hotel.

It's beautiful.

Oh, you can see the reflection.

Close that window because it is freezing cold.

Luckily, the heating in here is really good.

Let's have a look.

I keep the bathroom.

Very simple.

We got a shower here with running water.

Running hot water, I should say.

She just taught me that I have to press this green button.

This reminds me of somewhere I went.

And it's just like a walk-in shower.

Yeah.

It's a normal place.

This is like communists.

It's like Hungary.

Yeah, I've been to this 90s.

I've been to these communist places.

You have?

Yeah, Kishna.

I went to Russia and I went to China.

From the

dental hygiene supply.

Which felt like the most otherworldly view?

um maybe some of these kind of things oh and a hair dryer i mean what do you mean by that you know like the most like this is an antiquated

kind of dystopian place it's north korea

the most sterile looking kind of place well actually romania had a very it was just building after building the same building you know

yeah that's communist style yeah there was a the square in ukraine was in kiev was very uh it would look like it reminded me of that actually china though to uh beijing was kind of reminding me of that.

Beijing.

Yes.

Really?

Yeah, kind of near Tennins Square.

Yeah.

It kind of looked like that, you know?

And in fact, I would say when I went to Russia, that felt less like, although the bathrooms reminded me of Russia a little bit, you know?

But yeah, I kind of went to all those places, you know, and I kind of really lived it up.

I bet you did.

Oh, yeah.

I lived it up because things were kind of cheap, actually.

Yeah, sure.

When I was there, at least.

I started the whole conflict there, you know, between Ukraine and

it's still going, you know.

The past was just here.

Well, make sure you check out Brent's new special, Popular Culture.

It is out right now on YouTube.

He is absolutely hilarious.

Give it a watch.

Share it.

Tell your friends.

Get the views up.

Let's get them up, guys.

I mean, come on.

I tried to sell this thing to a streamer.

Nobody took it.

So let's show them.

Let's

show them.

Let's show them what they missed out on.

You know what I mean?

Let's get the views up on this thing.

I cover all the hot pop culture topics.

Michael Jackson, Matt Damon.

Yeah.

You know, you name it, you know.

You're fucking doing it, man.

It's all that relevant stuff that you want to talk about.

Congratulations on it.

Thank you.

And thank you for coming in today, man.

Thank you so much for having me.

And again, apologies to Fleshlight and apologies to all your sponsors for the lack of views on this episode.

And look, thank you for, I hope you did follow directions and be out of good boys and watch it before finishing the rest of this episode.

And now you're back for that victory lap.

Because now we don't, if you didn't like the episode with me on it, big whoop.

You already saw the special.

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And by the way, flashlight, you're welcome.

Thank you guys for watching.

Thank you for listening.

We'll see you next week.

Bye.

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