Welcome To Your Mom's House with Tom Segura & Christina P!
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Speaker 1 Yeah, my favorite new video
Speaker 1 I love that
Speaker 1 Who do you think will come first though? You or your dad? Holy shit.
Speaker 1 I mean that's the hottest thing I can imagine this is big for me once I shove my tongue in your fing black eye Can I have a glass of milk?
Speaker 1 You're in delight comedy roadkill I'm coming to get that booty. I don't want to know.
Speaker 1
Oh, no. Well, you know what? I'm speaking my truth.
Yes!
Speaker 1 What did you think would happen?
Speaker 1
We've added all these. Some of them died.
I mean, look at the way that that ball bag sacks. I've never seen this dynamic where the chef just takes phone calls.
Actual minstrel blood in there.
Speaker 1 Very good for the skin. What are we doing here? Boy, a lot of range on this show.
Speaker 1
Let me try it out. I can go fuck that guy.
You can go fuck that guy. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1 This is YouTube. These are my people.
Speaker 1 Imagine a hate with chits. What if Roman we do?