Welcome To Your Mom's House with Tom Segura & Christina P!

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Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them in watching wild videos, chatting with celebrity guests and sharing stories! Pull those jeans high and tight and welcome to the Mommy-Dome.

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Speaker 1 Yeah, my favorite new video

Speaker 1 I love that

Speaker 1 Who do you think will come first though? You or your dad? Holy shit.

Speaker 1 I mean that's the hottest thing I can imagine this is big for me once I shove my tongue in your fing black eye Can I have a glass of milk?

Speaker 1 You're in delight comedy roadkill I'm coming to get that booty. I don't want to know.

Speaker 1 Oh, no. Well, you know what? I'm speaking my truth.
Yes!

Speaker 1 What did you think would happen?

Speaker 1 We've added all these. Some of them died.
I mean, look at the way that that ball bag sacks. I've never seen this dynamic where the chef just takes phone calls.
Actual minstrel blood in there.

Speaker 1 Very good for the skin. What are we doing here? Boy, a lot of range on this show.

Speaker 1 Let me try it out. I can go fuck that guy.
You can go fuck that guy. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 1 This is YouTube. These are my people.

Speaker 1 Imagine a hate with chits. What if Roman we do?