Christina Faces Her Deepest Fears (It's Puke) | Your Mom's House Ep. 796

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Speaker 4 Eastern with the code word Tommy.

Speaker 5 Well, welcome. Welcome to your mom's house.

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Speaker 10 Fuck me in my head.

Speaker 17 You know what I'm saying? River off the barber soup.

Speaker 19 Barbara.

Speaker 5 You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 5 You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 11 Do anyone understand that?

Speaker 14 Man.

Speaker 20 That ghost crew.

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Speaker 22 Ever.

Speaker 23 Fuck me in my ass, man.

Speaker 10 Shit feels good.

Speaker 24 Feels good when you're fucking me.

Speaker 25 Yeah.

Speaker 10 And he really gets into it.

Speaker 16 Did he even have that?

Speaker 22 Oh, for sure.

Speaker 26 Fuck me in my ass, man.

Speaker 11 Yeah.

Speaker 16 Shit feels good. Yeah.

Speaker 25 Feels good when you're fucking me.

Speaker 14 Yeah.

Speaker 29 Yeah, it's

Speaker 30 pretty great.

Speaker 31 It is really great.

Speaker 10 For those of you who don't know, it's a homeless guy who

Speaker 10 thinks he's being

Speaker 10 anally sexed. Yeah.
And he's in an alleyway on his back and he's got his legs in the die-dye.

Speaker 25 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 22 He's talking to nobody.

Speaker 10 He's talking to nobody, but that's why he's called gay ghost.

Speaker 33 This shit should be easy.

Speaker 10 But what always gets me about Homeless Guy gets by gay ghost is his level of passion.

Speaker 34 Oh, he's so into it.

Speaker 35 Yeah.

Speaker 37 No, I would say to most people, you've never had a real person react that way.

Speaker 10 It's enviable.

Speaker 30 It shows you that the imagination is stronger than anything.

Speaker 10 Sex is in the mind.

Speaker 11 It's in the mind.

Speaker 14 That's what I've heard.

Speaker 14 Yeah.

Speaker 25 How are you doing?

Speaker 31 I'm good. How are you?

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Speaker 28 Absolutely.

Speaker 42 Don't compliment that bitch.

Speaker 43 Just buy her a gift.

Speaker 10 I miss that. Oh, there's my ads.
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Speaker 46 I've seen it on his page.

Speaker 37 He's doing strawberries.

Speaker 48 Panties and diamonds.

Speaker 25 What? Yeah.

Speaker 10 Panties and diamonds.

Speaker 43 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 He's got multiple.

Speaker 21 Yep, I've seen him plug them. So if you're considering, you know,

Speaker 21 doing that, yeah, he's got a Super Bowl package also.

Speaker 38 But Valentine's, he's really been into.

Speaker 10 That's really exciting. But unfortunately, I mean, I don't know if he's changed his booking policy, but last time, if he doesn't have a mansion, he wasn't going to do house.

Speaker 52 Mansions, yachts, castles, millionaire.

Speaker 6 Oh, there's, I bet you those strawberries right there in the middle on that plate.

Speaker 25 I bet you that's Valentine's Day.

Speaker 53 Valentine's Day.

Speaker 29 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 10 They look really good.

Speaker 2 He's like, let's check that out.

Speaker 43 You can get that for like

Speaker 54 $300, $400. He sends you those.
Yeah.

Speaker 49 It's a good deal.

Speaker 10 Look, I couldn't think of something like that. Yeah.
Three strawberries positioned so beautifully. Yeah.

Speaker 52 It looks good.

Speaker 55 It's spelled Valentine's Day, Chef.

Speaker 36 Well, he's never said Valentine's Day, so I don't know why they're.

Speaker 30 Yeah. Yeah.
It's pretty, it's pretty old.

Speaker 11 I love guys. Yeah.

Speaker 57 He's got, I've seen him. If you scroll down,

Speaker 55 I think, oh, right there on the car, I bet you that's a Valentine's Day post.

Speaker 11 Oh, oh.

Speaker 33 Valentine's Day.

Speaker 58 I got my diamond special

Speaker 58 and I got my platinum special. Sure.
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Speaker 29 $500 for the diamond.

Speaker 58 Strawberries, alcohol. Moet, Chartonnay.

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Wow.

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Speaker 10 Yeah.

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Speaker 21 I would love to hear of somebody ordering this just to see what the unboxing is like.

Speaker 60 So I hope one of you lets us know that you've got the

Speaker 38 $300 or $500 special with cream, strawberries, ranch, panties, diamonds.

Speaker 9 It's got to be just...

Speaker 62 Yeah.

Speaker 63 I wonder what the margin is on that. I wonder what he

Speaker 10 costs canties and diamonds.

Speaker 64 I mean, he's probably losing money for sure.

Speaker 10 Yeah, but that's the artist he is.

Speaker 21 Yeah, he's giving

Speaker 34 you something.

Speaker 50 Yeah, that's very exciting.

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Speaker 50 Okay, are you ready for the show to start?

Speaker 53 I'm ready.

Speaker 24 Let's do it. I hope.

Speaker 66 I mean, this woman's pussy was beautiful.

Speaker 67 And I buried my face in it for an hour and a half, and I am not ashamed. Yeah.

Speaker 67 Welcome to your mom's house

Speaker 11 with Tom Segura.

Speaker 59 And Christina Pajitsi, Christina Pazzi.

Speaker 5 Welcome to your mom's house.

Speaker 10 Oh, feel that

Speaker 24 meow, meow, meow, meow.

Speaker 66 I mean, this woman's pussy was beautiful.

Speaker 65 Oh, stop.

Speaker 49 Well,

Speaker 11 stop it.

Speaker 38 Howard, honestly, I really don't understand. How does this not arouse you?

Speaker 10 Seriously. You know what?

Speaker 10 Yes, I'm aroused. Okay.
Thank you. Obviously.
Okay.

Speaker 10 I mean,

Speaker 10 it just makes you really understand the deep need, the sexual needs that men have.

Speaker 44 Yeah,

Speaker 68 they are deep.

Speaker 38 And I also feel like this is a wonderful message that this man says.

Speaker 47 I think that your natural recoil that I witnessed is simply due to the packaging.

Speaker 38 In other words, if this were a different man, you'd be like,

Speaker 10 Okay, all right, I'll go with you on this journey. Okay.

Speaker 10 Which man?

Speaker 11 You all,

Speaker 16 hold on. Jesus is

Speaker 25 terrible.

Speaker 10 Thank you. And also, it's delivery.
The way he says it is very desperate. I mean, this woman, I think.

Speaker 70 He's confessing.

Speaker 10 Yeah, but it's not hot.

Speaker 10 If it's a dude who's like, If he says it with more confidence.

Speaker 51 Yeah, I get you.

Speaker 38 Well, maybe he's just trying to work up to that confidence.

Speaker 10 Do you think Henry Cavill would even say these words?

Speaker 21 Well, he wouldn't say that.

Speaker 10 Not my Henry.

Speaker 34 I think he might in a different setting.

Speaker 45 He's not going to say it in a press junket, but I think if you were, if you were sitting around, we were smoking cigars, talking about our life's work.

Speaker 47 Yeah.

Speaker 13 And then I was, you know, talking about his travels, he was like, oh man, that's what I was.

Speaker 10 Yeah, that's different.

Speaker 72 I was in the south of France.

Speaker 28 Yeah.

Speaker 18 And this woman's pussy was just beautiful, man.

Speaker 20 Right.

Speaker 22 It's different.

Speaker 36 So I'm saying the message is the the same.

Speaker 34 It's

Speaker 21 the packaging and the delivery.

Speaker 10 But, you know, with everything, Tom. Sure.
With everything.

Speaker 2 But let's watch this guy again. No.

Speaker 10 That's okay. I got it.

Speaker 66 I mean, this woman's pussy was beautiful.

Speaker 67 And I buried my face in it for an hour and a half, and I am not ashamed.

Speaker 40 Can I tell you something?

Speaker 26 But no one's shaming him. But here's the thing.

Speaker 44 He is ashamed.

Speaker 68 Like, the way he's saying it,

Speaker 55 he's like,

Speaker 55 I'm not ashamed.

Speaker 34 Yeah. That's like a shame

Speaker 22 he feels.

Speaker 10 Well, you think somebody shamed him for that?

Speaker 35 Well, I'm saying his body language and the way he's saying it,

Speaker 45 it infers shame.

Speaker 10 You think he's raised evangelical Christian or something weird?

Speaker 54 Maybe he still has guilt about that kind of thing.

Speaker 57 What I also find interesting is that he's, you know, is this just, is someone asking him a question or is he just like, I got to get this out there?

Speaker 10 That's always, it's a really good point because that's a different video.

Speaker 10 Can you fucking stop doing that? That's a different post.

Speaker 65 I think I have a a little cold or something, kids.

Speaker 20 So gross.

Speaker 72 Nobody wants to fucking hear that.

Speaker 74 Just for the

Speaker 75 fucking played again.

Speaker 66 I mean, this woman's pussy was beautiful.

Speaker 10 I mean, yeah, I guess he's got...

Speaker 10 Yeah, is it like a support group for men that are ashamed of enjoying women's vagines? Is it...

Speaker 54 I don't think it's a support group.

Speaker 50 I really feel like

Speaker 30 he hasn't been able to share this, and it's been inside of him for so long.

Speaker 11 Deep shame about loving.

Speaker 3 Because that's an old story.

Speaker 18 I don't think it's something that happened last week.

Speaker 17 Okay.

Speaker 10 You know what? I just realized, BTW. What? Tangent.

Speaker 10 Why are you saying it was disgusting?

Speaker 54 Because you're fucking so gross with your clearing your throat in the microphone.

Speaker 25 Yeah, how fun. When am I supposed to do it? To turn away from the mic.

Speaker 10 I'm a broadcaster. I got to clear the instrument before I get it.

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Speaker 20 Go ahead. What?

Speaker 10 I'm forgetting my fucking point. Okay, listen, listen, listen.
What I'm trying to say, Your Honor, is that I severe, and I, I have to thank Dr. Drew Pinsky.
Yeah. Number one, he really alerted me.

Speaker 10 to the fact of how sexually motivated men are. And I really didn't understand this.
I was so naive to it my entire life up until about five years ago. I really did not understand.

Speaker 10 And in fact, I saw like a TikTok or something

Speaker 10 where this guy was like, men and women talk to each other for different reasons. Okay, so for instance,

Speaker 10 men think that when a woman talks to them, it's because they're interested in them sexually. Okay, but women, from our point of view, I'll talk to anybody most of the time when I'm in a good mood.

Speaker 10 I wouldn't say that, but like I, I, I talk to men, and I don't even to men, I would think disgusting, vile. I'm never going to have sex with you.

Speaker 10 There's nothing sexual, but I didn't realize that every time I was talking to a dude, they're like, this girl wants me.

Speaker 10 Like, why else is she paying attention to me? She wants to bang me, obviously.

Speaker 10 I mean, I guess, like, in the past, you would always be like, oh, you think he's hot, you flirty with him? I'm like, no, I just,

Speaker 10 you know what I mean? I just like, I, I like people. I don't think of it.

Speaker 57 I don't think of you as a people person.

Speaker 53 I think this is a.

Speaker 10 Not now. I used to be.

Speaker 10 I think the older I get,

Speaker 10 I'm tired. I'm weary.
I only want to hang out with types of folks I really gel with. Like, if we're not on the same frequency and you're a normie or you're,

Speaker 10 you know what I mean? You're, you're low vibe. I can't, I can't.
Yeah. I can't explain myself to you.

Speaker 12 Yeah.

Speaker 54 I mean, you know, I think, well, but some of this is like the context of a conversation.

Speaker 3 So like, if a man approaches a woman, right, a lot of times, like, in other words, you're sitting there and someone just walks over and talks to you.

Speaker 76 That's usually a sign of interest from the man.

Speaker 65 For sure. Yeah.

Speaker 10 But this guy on TikTok was like, I just assume that when a woman talks to me,

Speaker 10 she must like me, like have an interest in me. Otherwise, because men are the way, like men don't talk to women unless they're interested, right? Like, do you just talk to random broads?

Speaker 45 I mean, I don't, I definitely don't think that a woman who says something to me is interested in me.

Speaker 13 I think that's a crazy thought of that guy.

Speaker 25 But I also think that there's different types, like there are guys

Speaker 68 who are usually

Speaker 45 off when they think like that.

Speaker 10 Oh, so maybe this guy was off. I can't imagine anybody on TikTok is off.

Speaker 38 Yeah, I think a guy is definitely

Speaker 9 not used to being around women if his first thought when a woman talks to him is like, This woman likes me.

Speaker 10 Yeah, because he was saying, I don't talk to a woman unless I'm interested.

Speaker 13 All my audio just cut out.

Speaker 45 I don't have any audio.

Speaker 10 Do you hear that?

Speaker 10 Oh my God, did you hear that?

Speaker 54 I didn't.

Speaker 36 So there's

Speaker 23 only one good

Speaker 34 happy birthday, Governor, that came in this week, but it's a good one.

Speaker 10 All right.

Speaker 10 I love these. I wish, I want to see more and more and more.

Speaker 3 Please send them in.

Speaker 72 It's a British accent, and you say happy birthday, and you get your coffee.

Speaker 72 Welcome to Starbucks. Are we striding anything to eat for y'all?

Speaker 85 No, thank you, love.

Speaker 85 Could I get a Venti hot pistachio latte, please?

Speaker 33 Wow. Yeah.

Speaker 85 Could you make that with moose soup?

Speaker 85 With what?

Speaker 85 I'm sorry. How do you say in English?

Speaker 59 Oat milk.

Speaker 40 Okay.

Speaker 10 English.

Speaker 15 What else? Oh,

Speaker 85 she's Danish is talking to me now.

Speaker 85 You know, I'm trying not to eat carbs.

Speaker 70 When I see it, though. No carbs in that.

Speaker 59 Oh.

Speaker 85 I know. When I see it, I think just let me eat you one time.

Speaker 85 I better not, love. Let's just stick with the latte, please.

Speaker 10 Anything else?

Speaker 11 That's it.

Speaker 27 Okay, come on up.

Speaker 85 Thank you.

Speaker 11 Happy birthday.

Speaker 85 Good morning. What's everybody?

Speaker 40 How are you?

Speaker 25 O-F-A-R-T.

Speaker 11 Let me grab.

Speaker 31 Okay, sniff that one.

Speaker 16 Thank you.

Speaker 11 Oh,

Speaker 11 you know what?

Speaker 85 There you go, love.

Speaker 59 Happy birthday. Thank you.
Come and tap for me.

Speaker 25 Oh, I didn't tap.

Speaker 85 Let me try again.

Speaker 85 Thank you.

Speaker 40 There's that latte for you. Thank you.
Happy birthday.

Speaker 22 Wow, that was great, man.

Speaker 35 Thanks, Landon.

Speaker 11 Wow.

Speaker 25 He pulled out the hits. Yeah.

Speaker 87 Sniff that one.

Speaker 10 Moose soup. That's a deep cut.
Moose soup.

Speaker 64 Let me eat you one time.

Speaker 46 Hey.

Speaker 11 That's great.

Speaker 10 Thank you so much.

Speaker 25 That really was outstanding.

Speaker 20 Really great.

Speaker 46 So follow Landon's lead.

Speaker 45 As British as you can get, the stronger the Cockney accent, the better.

Speaker 10 And you have to get happy birthday.

Speaker 46 You got a happy birthday in there. He got in way more than that.
I mean, like,

Speaker 10 if you guys are afraid to do the accent, we understand. Maybe, can we open it up to any accent of your choice?

Speaker 44 Sure, sure, that's good.

Speaker 10 Because he did kind of descend into Australian.

Speaker 74 Yeah,

Speaker 10 he was all over the place.

Speaker 21 She was definitely like, this guy's insane.

Speaker 2 She kept a smile on her face, like, yeah, she knew he was a crazy person.

Speaker 52 But sure, yeah.

Speaker 54 Go ahead and do different accents. That's fine.

Speaker 10 You just have to get a happy birthday.

Speaker 45 Yeah, but just don't do an American accent.

Speaker 18 No.

Speaker 22 Do some accent, you know?

Speaker 10 Yeah. You can do Canadian, eh? It's super easy.
Yeah, do it.

Speaker 10 Or you do, you do it as a Laria Baldwin.

Speaker 10 How do you say

Speaker 35 he said in English?

Speaker 30 How do you say

Speaker 27 he goes?

Speaker 52 How do you say in English?

Speaker 22 Oat milk.

Speaker 11 Fuck.

Speaker 11 That's insane.

Speaker 10 How do you say oat leg?

Speaker 41 Oh, my God.

Speaker 10 In my country, we order, we say happy birthday.

Speaker 62 Okay.

Speaker 11 Now is a good time.

Speaker 68 Yeah, but no, what you were saying is, though, you were right, though, is that there is a constant hum that exists in men that is a sexual drive.

Speaker 45 That I think women's is like, can be turned on and off depending on their connection to somebody, but a man's just like,

Speaker 44 just stays there.

Speaker 10 It's non-static. Well, also, it's contingent on our moon cycles as well.

Speaker 10 You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

Speaker 11 You know what I mean?

Speaker 18 But here's a perfect example of how a man is always feeling it.

Speaker 88 Nigga Minaj.

Speaker 11 What?

Speaker 27 What did he just say?

Speaker 59 He was

Speaker 59 like, what did he even say?

Speaker 11 Well,

Speaker 48 Nicki Minaj, but it sounded like something else.

Speaker 88 Yeah. Nigga Minaj.

Speaker 89 Well shake it in my face. Shake that pussy in my face.

Speaker 11 Straight up.

Speaker 89 Shake that puss in my face.

Speaker 11 Yeah.

Speaker 10 I got it. Make me happy.

Speaker 89 And look, check this out, y'all.

Speaker 11 Oh, God.

Speaker 89 That girl I seen to the store?

Speaker 11 What? Yeah.

Speaker 49 Yeah.

Speaker 89 I like them little drawers she wearing.

Speaker 49 Them little bikini.

Speaker 21 This man's message has not changed in a decade.

Speaker 30 He's in his 60s, by the way.

Speaker 18 You know?

Speaker 89 Yeah, put your bikini and your booty and your ass in my face, girl.

Speaker 89 I'm going to pass my tongue in your ass like a pit bull.

Speaker 29 Straight up. Got it.

Speaker 28 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 89 I'm going to pass my tongue in your ass.

Speaker 88 And I'm going to get me that taco.

Speaker 10 Well, I got it.

Speaker 27 And I'm going to eat it.

Speaker 10 He's going to put my taco in my ass.

Speaker 11 Yeah, and then eat it.

Speaker 5 That's my baby girl.

Speaker 68 Now, but here's a perfect example, though.

Speaker 52 This guy, this is what I was trying to tell you earlier.

Speaker 44 This guy,

Speaker 68 if a woman was like, I'm sorry, where's the shell station?

Speaker 44 He'd be like, she's trying to fuck.

Speaker 11 You know what I mean?

Speaker 36 So that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 45 Guys who are like, if any question is asked, they go, would you like me?

Speaker 25 Yeah.

Speaker 25 This is an example.

Speaker 10 But I do feel my younger in my 20s.

Speaker 88 Nigga Minaj.

Speaker 10 He loves this.

Speaker 10 Can I ask you something stupid?

Speaker 88 Nick Minaj.

Speaker 10 I think you're going to have a stroke. You better.

Speaker 2 It's Nikki Minaj.

Speaker 10 But is he saying it deliberately the wrong way?

Speaker 17 No, I don't think so.

Speaker 27 I don't think so.

Speaker 10 Wait, play it again. I want to hear it.
Is it N-word Minaj or is it Nicki Minaj? That's what came in. Come on.
This could be our whole new thing: what is he saying?

Speaker 56 He knows it's Nikki Minaj.

Speaker 35 He does know that.

Speaker 88 Nicki Minaj.

Speaker 27 He's no way he was like, I'll just call her that.

Speaker 25 That's fucking so crazy.

Speaker 11 Right?

Speaker 11 Yeah.

Speaker 60 You know how to add that to my drop folder, I think.

Speaker 26 Definitely. Yeah.

Speaker 10 I have a second. One more.
Once more. Okay.

Speaker 11 Ready? Cool.

Speaker 11 I really want to hear it. Listen, listen.
Okay.

Speaker 44 Here we go. Nigga, my name.

Speaker 70 Yeah, he's definitely dropping.

Speaker 35 Do you think she would hear that be like, oh, that's interesting?

Speaker 1 Nice way to be called out.

Speaker 53 Thank you for saying that to me.

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Speaker 4 who's that singer the one with the big ass that's been singing.

Speaker 40 I like her.

Speaker 60 So he's been in office signing executive orders every day.

Speaker 11 He's on fire.

Speaker 52 On fire.

Speaker 84 Deporting people. Yeah.

Speaker 45 Free and pardoning people.

Speaker 48 Changing military,

Speaker 36 getting the transgenders out.

Speaker 37 Just a lot of shit.

Speaker 10 But there's only two genders now, which is so boring. I know.
We got to change our bathrooms back.

Speaker 6 But this is what I love about how art

Speaker 38 reacts to political climate or big things that happen in the world.

Speaker 12 That's what artists do. They react, right?

Speaker 3 Yes.

Speaker 48 There's war or there's somebody in power and then you get an artist maybe paint something incredible or a movie comes out that touches on this subject.

Speaker 78 And in this case, a song that speaks, I think, to so many people.

Speaker 3 I've just been, this has been on repeat in my car.

Speaker 28 Beautiful.

Speaker 44 So gorgeous.

Speaker 27 Black and indigenous people of color.

Speaker 27 Black and indigenous people of color.

Speaker 90 Lesbian, gay, by transgender, queer.

Speaker 90 Lesbian, gay, by transgender and queer.

Speaker 90 Asian American, Pacific Islander.

Speaker 90 Asian American, Pacific Islander

Speaker 90 Latino Hispanic Romani and Creole Latino Hispanic Romani and Creole

Speaker 62 We all

Speaker 27 have a place

Speaker 90 in this world

Speaker 90 We all

Speaker 90 have a place

Speaker 90 in this world

Speaker 59 So

Speaker 25 that woman, though, wow, what a beautiful song.

Speaker 52 That is

Speaker 46 that?

Speaker 31 Molly Gawler.

Speaker 38 She posts videos of her and her family band, the Gawler family, playing instruments.

Speaker 43 This is

Speaker 37 a video where she composed about black, indigenous, and people of color.

Speaker 37 She only has 85 subscribers on YouTube, so hopefully that number goes up.

Speaker 30 And this video has amassed over 2,000 views.

Speaker 56 I think it's really resonated with people.

Speaker 10 Well, I liked she brought up the Romany people, which

Speaker 5 I know. That's a little wonderful.

Speaker 51 That's why she probably lost half the people that liked the song.

Speaker 10 But then she lumped in the Romani with the Creoles, which I thought, are Creole people, are they discriminated against?

Speaker 25 Oh, maybe.

Speaker 11 I didn't realize they were marginalized.

Speaker 14 Are they marginalized?

Speaker 70 The Creoles?

Speaker 10 I really didn't think of them as a Cololes.

Speaker 48 Feels like a good question for Nikki Minaj, but I feel like the thing that is really nice about this is that, you know, it just, it taps into every group.

Speaker 10 Yes.

Speaker 10 But I don't know. And I worry because I worry that she has left out some people.

Speaker 10 And, you know, like, how do you cover all your

Speaker 10 bases here? I don't know. I'm upset.
I don't know. i'm sure the comments are like you forgot oh you forgot somebody

Speaker 75 can you imagine how exhausting she is in real life this woman that's what i thought about as she was singing i was like man if you if you made me spend time with this person how quickly i would unravel

Speaker 10 hold on let me go there with you because i agree wait what's worse

Speaker 10 this broad

Speaker 10 yeah because let's round out her personality it's you think she's just super lefty and super duper like, I'm vegan, I don't eat gluten.

Speaker 10 It's everything, dude. I'm support, and she's got the flags on her lawn.
Oh, that part really gets me. Playing the chess as an instrument.
Oh, hold on. Isn't that appropriation?

Speaker 10 That's like a Native American.

Speaker 76 Well, she needed some rhythm.

Speaker 10 Yeah. You can't say anything remotely offensive.

Speaker 87 She turned the comments off on this video.

Speaker 11 Oh, boy.

Speaker 46 I cannot imagine. I can't.

Speaker 10 But hold on. Is it her or like born-again Christian who's always talking about Jesus?

Speaker 46 I would rather be with a born-again Christian.

Speaker 17 Wow.

Speaker 44 Wow.

Speaker 21 Maybe because I have a specific person to compare them to, and this is a broad description.

Speaker 54 Yeah.

Speaker 9 But you'd have to show me the specific born-again Christian.

Speaker 10 What if it's the Denver airport guy? Oh, fucking.

Speaker 51 I would love to be with that guy.

Speaker 74 Are you kidding me?

Speaker 16 Okay.

Speaker 10 Really? But he's talking about conspiracies and the Denver airport. Looks like a phalic symbol and

Speaker 10 we have him and Obama and the three things on the flag.

Speaker 34 Is he on my thing?

Speaker 12 Yeah, he is.

Speaker 66 The videos tab.

Speaker 18 Oh, okay. Hold on.

Speaker 10 I wish we could get the two of them together.

Speaker 46 Oh, my God.

Speaker 28 He is the fucking greatest.

Speaker 5 He is the greatest.

Speaker 11 Oh, yeah. There he is.

Speaker 24 Vote for Donald.

Speaker 59 Remember, he was really

Speaker 31 so fucking happy right now.

Speaker 31 Yes.

Speaker 43 This or the other one? Right. Yeah.

Speaker 10 But they're both musicians.

Speaker 27 Vote for the Donald.

Speaker 49 Trump is the man.

Speaker 33 Let's put our nation

Speaker 84 into his head.

Speaker 52 Okay, just...

Speaker 27 Mike Pence and Donald

Speaker 66 make a great team.

Speaker 38 Just songwriting alone, this is a way better song.

Speaker 10 I disagree, Tom.

Speaker 10 I disagree. I like, can I tell you why? Here's why.
This is a lot of accoutrement. Okay, it's kind of like a stand-up comic that needs props.
Like, he needs the background with Donald.

Speaker 10 He needs his little keyboard. That woman was out in the snow with nothing but snow in her chest.

Speaker 45 Yeah, but the song, the lyrics, lyrics spitting bars compared to that.

Speaker 48 I mean, this is a cipher.

Speaker 12 He fucking wins.

Speaker 10 I think sophistication, the woman, the indigenous people rap. Also, I think she's more sophisticated.

Speaker 53 Sorry, that's what I'm saying. That's insane.

Speaker 48 Also, do you not like insight?

Speaker 91 I mean, this is just a brief commentary on a new flag created for the Obama campaign.

Speaker 49 Now, up here on the left, we have the official logo of the Obama campaign, and that's a big O, which, of course, stands for him.

Speaker 91 And below that, there are several stripes

Speaker 91 which indicate the homosexual movement.

Speaker 2 Yes. First of all, I like learning.

Speaker 91 And below Obama's logo, we have two stripes and three stripes, which look much more like streaks of blood.

Speaker 91 Some people don't like this kind of perversion of the American flag because it is very satanic.

Speaker 91 Yeah.

Speaker 17 Welcome to Revelation Unraveled.

Speaker 49 I'm your host, William Tapley, also known as the third eagle of the apocalypse,

Speaker 91 the prophet of the end times.

Speaker 91 On this program, I want to talk about contraception

Speaker 91 and how using that will prevent you from being raptured.

Speaker 65 Oh, shit.

Speaker 16 Last week, the Pope

Speaker 91 made news headlines by saying that you cannot prevent AIDS through the use of

Speaker 91 And of course, he was correct.

Speaker 10 I mean,

Speaker 10 you want to have dinner with this? Fuck yes. Can you please pass the maple syrup?

Speaker 25 I mean, you can't.

Speaker 12 I would be enamored.

Speaker 37 I would never stop asking questions.

Speaker 36 Let me ask you this: how the fuck have we never contacted this man?

Speaker 25 Have we? We've been trying.

Speaker 11 We've been trying for years.

Speaker 85 Yeah, he will not respond.

Speaker 25 He won't respond.

Speaker 59 No. God damn it.

Speaker 10 You know who we should check in on? Revolution, digital market.

Speaker 27 Income.

Speaker 58 Fed smoker.

Speaker 92 Let's see. I pray our dear leader picks the honorable RPC to replace RBG.

Speaker 59 RPC to replace RBG?

Speaker 92 I'm not sure how our RPC would be. I read the names over yesterday.

Speaker 91 Ones that were appointed, but I

Speaker 92 forgot now what their initials are all about.

Speaker 45 I mean, if

Speaker 21 we can't get William Tapley, the third eagle of of the Apocalypse, on the show, what the fuck are we even doing?

Speaker 10 What's our incredible? You know who we should check in on, too, is a pig with tits.

Speaker 18 Oh, Norm Summerton.

Speaker 11 Yeah, Norm.

Speaker 10 I wonder what he's into these days.

Speaker 25 Will you look into him, Josh? I'm so curious.

Speaker 27 Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 16 Oh, fuck.

Speaker 10 I would hang out with Norm Summerton over the third Eagle of the Apocalypse.

Speaker 10 Yeah, he's a good time.

Speaker 10 He's such a good time.

Speaker 41 Those are crazy tips. He's got.
I know I do.

Speaker 10 Yeah, is that just from those suction cups?

Speaker 38 I mean, a lot.

Speaker 18 You do them all the time.

Speaker 10 That's so crazy. I didn't realize you could just do that.

Speaker 10 Dude, he just straight up made those tips. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Or is he taking hormones, too?

Speaker 35 I don't think so.

Speaker 10 It's just the...

Speaker 48 He had some, probably some, you know, natural skin and meat there.

Speaker 63 And then he just puts those ticcups in and he fucking works them six, seven hours at a time. Yeah.

Speaker 38 But that actually is a really great example of how commitment and discipline is how you get results.

Speaker 75 You can't just wish.

Speaker 10 You need a strong base. Like, I feel like Bert, Bert, Burt Kirschner, would be an ideal candidate for tit cups.
Don't you feel like he's got a good bass coat of tit meet, probably?

Speaker 11 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 10 And then it would just take six or eight hours, like you said, because he's got D-cups.

Speaker 41 Now that you said that, I have to show you this.

Speaker 42 Sure. I did a couple of dates with Burt Kirscher.

Speaker 49 You ever know Bert Kircher? Yeah.

Speaker 11 And let me tell you, it was a dude who played the drums,

Speaker 11 the guitar,

Speaker 17 and the keyboard.

Speaker 27 And the thing was,

Speaker 11 he was good.

Speaker 11 Okay. He was good.

Speaker 11 They're laughing at me.

Speaker 27 Burt Kersher.

Speaker 11 Well, you know, you know these names.

Speaker 11 You know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 22 You know what I'm talking about right now when I say that.

Speaker 88 Nigga, my naive.

Speaker 70 Wow.

Speaker 10 You really like that one.

Speaker 60 It's the best thing I've ever heard in my life.

Speaker 43 Yeah.

Speaker 62 Yeah.

Speaker 15 Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 24 All right. Vote for the Donald.

Speaker 13 He is the man. See, we're singing that one.

Speaker 10 I know. Hold on.

Speaker 59 Indigenous people.

Speaker 59 Rhinocreons. You're raining gypsies.

Speaker 70 Gypsies suck, but everybody else is welcome.

Speaker 70 No.

Speaker 41 No. I know.

Speaker 63 It is funny how the Romani are actually loathed by all of society.

Speaker 10 Most. Yeah.

Speaker 22 Most.

Speaker 10 Well, because they are thieving con artists.

Speaker 10 Well, they teach their kids to steal

Speaker 10 and rob and be scumbags.

Speaker 11 That's a horrible culture.

Speaker 10 Horrible culture. Yeah, it's a horrible culture.

Speaker 10 It truly is.

Speaker 10 I've seen the show about them: the gypsies.

Speaker 10 Was that remember my big gypsy wedding?

Speaker 6 Yeah, those are like

Speaker 87 travelers in the states, though.

Speaker 38 That's like West Virginia gypsies.

Speaker 10 Romani Shale. Yeah.

Speaker 69 But if you go to see the real

Speaker 47 Romani people of like Europe, they're fucking the worst, man.

Speaker 44 They're just pariahs. They are.

Speaker 10 But the Romani Shells here are, okay, let me just tell you why I got a little problem with them. Yeah.
It's like they do teenage brides. Remember those girls.

Speaker 12 They get married at like 14.

Speaker 11 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Yeah. Like guys.

Speaker 71 I clean it's real important to clean.

Speaker 21 He out there doing work.

Speaker 8 Yeah.

Speaker 71 Comes home to a clean trailer.

Speaker 44 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 10 That's the highest aspiration a woman can have is to clean the trailer and get married at 14. Yeah.

Speaker 44 And then we're going to have the biggest fucking wedding you've ever seen.

Speaker 10 Yeah, and her dress is going to be bling, bling. Remember that? That was like the big thing is that it's a shiny dress.
That's so sad. Like, that's the highlight of your dad.

Speaker 3 Look what he's wearing with the hat sideways at his wedding.

Speaker 10 I know. Somebody one time put our faces on that one.
That's pretty funny. Yeah, that was a good one.
Yeah.

Speaker 10 I'm Romani Shale, and they're always fighting and drinking.

Speaker 16 Sleeveless vest.

Speaker 27 Trash. Fucking trash.
Yeah.

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 62 Come on.

Speaker 36 I'm 20.

Speaker 37 I got six kids.

Speaker 28 That's cool.

Speaker 10 That's good. I'm a princess.
I'm a blinged out. Yeah, because you're like 12 years old and you still have this fantasy of being a...
But I don't know if the your Eastern Blocker gypsies,

Speaker 10 they don't do this kind of shit.

Speaker 22 No, no, no, no, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 55 This is like an American way.

Speaker 24 That's an American way, yeah.

Speaker 34 No, the dude, when I went to Budapest the first time,

Speaker 34 I did this small theater and I was like, it's great to be here. And I, you know,

Speaker 37 they were so receptive.

Speaker 47 The audience was so great.

Speaker 34 And I was like, I've been learning some um

Speaker 13 some hungarian and i just go like rochaziga and they were like whoa

Speaker 11 and they cheered like they cheered

Speaker 10 which is rotten gypsy yeah rotten gypsies and then i also said it to my driver and he goes whoa whoa he goes be careful say that outside they kill you yeah well and also we were in italy and i think to our driver i was like oh what do you call gypsies and he was like whoa whoa you're not allowed to say gypsy anymore and i go you can't even say gypsy what are they no no no they're like romani right the romani people blah blah like that's a very and but then he was like you know the jews have kind of taken over this neighborhood

Speaker 41 well better if you go over across the bridge yeah to that place over there there's not so many of them here we're like oh thank you

Speaker 10 well you know everybody what we covered it on this show that hungary was the first to really ban the study of multi-genderism and transgenderism and all this stuff Looks like our country followed suit.

Speaker 10 There's only two genders officially now.

Speaker 69 Well, he's a big fan of Victor Orban.

Speaker 46 Trump is.

Speaker 21 He's been like, that guy gets it. Yes.

Speaker 73 Because Orban also was like, you're not welcome here.

Speaker 72 That was one of his messages.

Speaker 73 He's like, if you're looking for a place to go, do not come to Hungary.

Speaker 48 He's like, we do not want you.

Speaker 34 We have fences and we will shoot you if you jump over them.

Speaker 25 Well, it looks like we're going that way.

Speaker 30 And also, we speak Hungarian.

Speaker 29 And if you want to be here, fucking learn it yeah um yeah yeah well we're doing it too yeah

Speaker 10 so that's cool there he is there's there's the homie yeah

Speaker 10 get out of my country you pig gypsy pig yeah this is great that's the kind of guy i'd like to have a beer with by the way oh are you kidding me i would love to just hear him be like yeah there's no one around what's up yeah

Speaker 10 these gypsies he would say yeah he'd say shiny he would say nicky minaj for sure yeah yeah

Speaker 55 and then the thing when you do do that is like when someone's like that, you go, yeah, yeah, man.

Speaker 20 What else?

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Very cool, Tom.

Speaker 17 Very cool.

Speaker 16 Vote for the Donalds.

Speaker 10 No, it's in my head.

Speaker 27 You're right.

Speaker 10 You're right. The Vote for the Donalds song is a real banger.

Speaker 46 It is a banger, dude.

Speaker 32 It's a really good one. Yeah.
It's a really good one.

Speaker 10 Try to tell you what I've, well, you do know what I've been doing.

Speaker 10 And,

Speaker 27 okay.

Speaker 74 Yeah, tell me. All right.
Are you ready?

Speaker 25 Yeah, tell me.

Speaker 10 Well, tell the audience. So,

Speaker 10 you know, when you go through a traumatic event like I did with cancer,

Speaker 10 I don't know, my shrink told me, like, you go back and you look at your fucking, your traumas, like your past stuff, and you reprocess things, right? Yeah.

Speaker 10 So I, it is puke season, right? This is norovirus time. We're in it.
And I was starting to get real phobic again.

Speaker 10 of puking, of vomit, like to the point like around Christmas, I was getting real nervous.

Speaker 10 Like the emetophobia was bad like i was fixating on it like are the kids gonna puke is this gonna is this gonna happen so

Speaker 10 i've been in treatment for my phobia of vomiting and it's been like a three week to a month long it's a real thing i should say too because i know there's people who are like what the fuck and it's like

Speaker 32 who has witnessed this it is a real like it's a real phobia that is yeah deep-seated and genuine.

Speaker 10 Well, I'll explain usually what happens with people when you have a phobia. It's an irrational fear of something that at some time

Speaker 10 your wires got crossed at some point in your life and you made a causal relationship between vomiting and like the worst thing happening in your life, right?

Speaker 10 So around the time when I was a little kid, lots of shit going on. I puke and in my childlike brain, I conflate the two things, vomiting and like the worst thing happening in your life.

Speaker 57 It's like when somebody gargles pee and then they jizz.

Speaker 10 Exactly. Exactly.
Yeah. So like, okay, so I've been working with this new therapist

Speaker 10 and I think I've turned a corner because I was watching a movie the other night and I watched somebody puke. No, it was the witch show, the Mayfair Witches, and the dude puked.

Speaker 10 And I was like, Tom, I just watched that person puke. You did.
And I didn't feel a fucking thing. And so I'm ready to be put to the test.
I'm ready.

Speaker 10 And as you guys know, for many years, I've been very afraid of watching puke.

Speaker 30 Every time there's been puke on this show, you throw your headphones off and you go I don't want to see it I don't want to hear it and you scream at me.

Speaker 10 Hold on. Let me just get like let me get my mantra because I'm programmed to think certain things.
Okay.

Speaker 27 Okay.

Speaker 10 I'm supposed to be indifferent to puke. You say you say I'm indifferent.
I don't hate it. I don't love it.

Speaker 34 I'm just it's it's like kind of a neutral.

Speaker 10 That's the word. It's I'm indifferent.

Speaker 23 That's unpleasant.

Speaker 10 That's unpleasant. And that's what I say to myself.
That's unpleasant. Are you ready to be put on the body? It's like any other body function.
Okay, hold on. Yeah, I'm ready.
I'm fucking.

Speaker 11 Okay.

Speaker 27 Here we go.

Speaker 10 Let's go. Let's fucking.

Speaker 10 What's that movie? The guy's eyes are open with the toothpicks.

Speaker 11 Clockwork orange.

Speaker 17 I will. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 10 I'm ready.

Speaker 10 Okay. Is she pregnant?

Speaker 10 I did it.

Speaker 10 I'm indifferent. I'm indifferent.

Speaker 11 Elder kids in the back.

Speaker 10 That sucks. That are kids.

Speaker 10 Alright.

Speaker 10 That's so much. Okay, now I'm getting a little uncomfortable.

Speaker 11 Okay, okay.

Speaker 10 All right. I just, the repeatedness of it.

Speaker 10 That was funny. Kind of funny, right? I think the repeatedness of the first one spooked me.
That was like silly.

Speaker 91 Try.

Speaker 93 Oh,

Speaker 62 that was easy.

Speaker 10 What did he throw in?

Speaker 10 That's not cool. Okay, so that doesn't bother me.

Speaker 10 Oh my God, I'm actually laughing for the first time in my life.

Speaker 70 Guys, this is huge.

Speaker 10 That's an unpleasant thing. Yeah.

Speaker 10 That's like a body function, like anything else.

Speaker 25 It's unpleasant.

Speaker 60 His laughing was very contagious, though. That was fun, right?

Speaker 10 I liked her sound, actually.

Speaker 25 I was laughing at her going, ugh.

Speaker 6 He was laughing so hard.

Speaker 14 Hey, can you keep going?

Speaker 11 Can you congratulate me? You're doing great.

Speaker 10 I'm not even sweaty. Feel the palm.

Speaker 67 Feel it.

Speaker 10 I'm usually fucking, I'm cold because it's freezing in here, but I'm not.

Speaker 21 Can you keep the push?

Speaker 10 Hold on. Can I just talk about why I didn't like the first one a little bit? Yeah.
Because it was like, it happened, it happened.

Speaker 10 And I think like her kid being there, and then I could see her, and then I sympathized with it because I was like, oh, God, now I feel feel like puking, watching her puke.

Speaker 10 So I don't know if it was so much a fear as, oh, God, now I feel like puking. Is that, but that's what normal people get, right?

Speaker 57 Like, yeah, if you see, like, if someone pukes around you in real life,

Speaker 68 a lot of people, I get triggered by that.

Speaker 10 If someone vomited, I was like, I feel like you, because I started to feel my stomach lurch because I was sympathizing.

Speaker 72 Yeah, yeah, that could happen for sure.

Speaker 10 But Tom, I'm really fucking.

Speaker 56 I'm impressed.

Speaker 10 This is a this has been, just so you guys know, like weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks of therapy and therapy and therapy. And every night I have to like listen to this.

Speaker 25 Yeah, it's really good.

Speaker 10 I listen to the programming and I've been like

Speaker 55 okay, you ready for another one?

Speaker 10 Yes, okay, here we go.

Speaker 11 Hold on, okay,

Speaker 18 okay, hold on a second.

Speaker 18 My bad, that was the wrong one.

Speaker 94 I've heard that when you open the can, it can squirt. I do quite like a bit of squirting, yeah,

Speaker 16 squirting.

Speaker 10 Oh, no, I don't like watching him feel it.

Speaker 11 I don't like this.

Speaker 10 The build-up, I don't like this. I don't like this.
No. No.

Speaker 11 Because

Speaker 10 I'm sympathizing.

Speaker 10 Because I start to feel it. I understand.
But I'm not afraid of it. I just start to feel sick myself.

Speaker 69 Nauseous yourself, yeah.

Speaker 10 But it's a distinction because in the past it was just terror. Yes.
Yeah.

Speaker 78 Play Play it or move to the next one?

Speaker 10 No, I can go on to the next. Oh, okay.
I don't want to. Well, no, let's just do it.
I'm going to clock recording. It fuck it.

Speaker 27 All right.

Speaker 8 Remember.

Speaker 25 Yeah. Oh, I'm in.
This is unpleasant.

Speaker 10 This is just an unpleasant body function.

Speaker 11 I'm indefinitely neutral.

Speaker 10 I feel neutral.

Speaker 10 What is it that he's eating?

Speaker 25 It's like canned fish.

Speaker 11 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Oh, I don't like that.

Speaker 10 Oh, I don't like that. Okay, I don't know.
I don't know. I don't like the leadout.

Speaker 38 Let's go to the next one. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Oh, Jesus. He's already puked.

Speaker 11 Yeah.

Speaker 35 And he's at a game.

Speaker 60 Just sitting in the stand.

Speaker 60 Stupid.

Speaker 10 Oh, my God. I'm laughing.
I've never laughed.

Speaker 36 Can you imagine him leaving this fucking thing?

Speaker 10 It's so much, too.

Speaker 13 Like, how he walks out of there.

Speaker 47 Look at the cameras behind him.

Speaker 61 People are like.

Speaker 10 And he's trying to be discreet.

Speaker 16 He's like, hold on, I'm coughing.

Speaker 10 What would you do, though, if you had to puke this much in public?

Speaker 30 You just do that, I guess.

Speaker 62 Yeah.

Speaker 60 Although, I wouldn't want it all over myself. I would turn to the aisle.

Speaker 59 Is he just drunk?

Speaker 10 Is he too drunk?

Speaker 25 He's absolutely hammered.

Speaker 39 Yeah.

Speaker 68 He's probably had 40 beers. Yeah.

Speaker 10 It looks like beer.

Speaker 13 He started at 9 a.m.

Speaker 74 and this is like an 8 p.m. game.

Speaker 10 Yeah, because I'm not seeing a lot of food. I'm just seeing like

Speaker 11 he eats too, believe me.

Speaker 10 We don't want

Speaker 25 So, how do we get in?

Speaker 10 I don't want kids to get the quickest, easiest way.

Speaker 85 You don't let them know about it.

Speaker 67 You just go,

Speaker 17 oh.

Speaker 27 Oh, God.

Speaker 27 Woo!

Speaker 10 That one's for Tommy. That was for you, bro.

Speaker 16 Fuck.

Speaker 25 Oh, don't do that.

Speaker 10 Don't do that.

Speaker 40 Oh, fuck.

Speaker 29 That was horrible.

Speaker 68 You You guys can eat shit.

Speaker 10 That was disgusting, though, that he sucked it out of the kids. That's just gross anyway.

Speaker 38 I have one more bonus one for you.

Speaker 14 Oh, God.

Speaker 25 So here's what happened.

Speaker 74 Yeah.

Speaker 54 So yesterday.

Speaker 10 I'm indifferent.

Speaker 11 It's just a body function.

Speaker 21 I'm going to set this up.

Speaker 56 Come on, it's fine.

Speaker 10 Let me just do my program. Okay.
It's just a body function. It's fine.
It's like anything else.

Speaker 62 Okay, let's go.

Speaker 9 Yesterday, I was in the gym, and

Speaker 75 we did this

Speaker 3 kind of of cardio circuit, high intensity thing.

Speaker 11 Yesterday?

Speaker 41 Yesterday.

Speaker 11 Yesterday.

Speaker 64 And it kicked my ass.

Speaker 48 And then

Speaker 18 I think my conditioning is trash. So I'm trying to get better at it.

Speaker 46 So then today,

Speaker 37 I didn't sleep very well, you know, so I was pretty tired.

Speaker 13 I got up early.

Speaker 38 I went back to the gym.

Speaker 13 I didn't, I had just a little, I had a little peanut butter, a little fruit.

Speaker 46 And

Speaker 38 we lifted. And I thought we were just doing that.
Because typically, if you go like high-intensity cardio one day,

Speaker 13 you know, the next day you'll do maybe like steady state, like lower intensity before, you know.

Speaker 60 So, but we did it, we did a different one again.

Speaker 48 And

Speaker 68 the thing was, you run 500 meters and then you get on the ergo skier, 20 calories, and you just do it at like a high clip, right?

Speaker 48 And then you one minute recovery, you do it again.

Speaker 30 So I did the first round, and I pushed it.

Speaker 9 I probably should have like done it at a

Speaker 9 steadier pace, but I did it hard.

Speaker 38 So, on the second round,

Speaker 30 I do it again

Speaker 37 a little slower because I'm starting to get fatigued.

Speaker 21 And I'm like,

Speaker 48 and then I'm

Speaker 47 do the minute recovery, and then I'm about to get on for round three.

Speaker 18 And I was like,

Speaker 51 Man, like, I just

Speaker 47 like my heart rate is spiking, I feel weird.

Speaker 41 And then I sent this to Zolo.

Speaker 27 Okay, here we go.

Speaker 10 Okay, that actually makes me laugh.

Speaker 10 That's an unlooky's making fun of you.

Speaker 10 Oh, my God.

Speaker 11 Yeah, enough already.

Speaker 10 How much are you going to go, Tom?

Speaker 40 Ugh.

Speaker 10 Are you listening to Nikki Minaj? Yeah.

Speaker 10 Yeah, you're too hot. You're overheated.
More? You're going to go back for seconds?

Speaker 10 Jesus. Yeah, your head is red.

Speaker 25 Beat red.

Speaker 30 Ugh.

Speaker 22 It was just water that came out?

Speaker 10 Yeah, I know. I got it.
Fluid.

Speaker 10 I'm watching.

Speaker 64 I know.

Speaker 10 My eyes are open. I'm not freaking out.
Hey, I'm not freaking out. I don't like it.
It's unpleasant.

Speaker 10 What you gotta say for yourself?

Speaker 10 He's such a shitbird shitbird.

Speaker 10 Yeah. Hey, you know what? I fucking did it, dude.

Speaker 11 Pretty cool, right? Right? Yeah.

Speaker 10 No, I did it. Hello, can you guys clap for me? I fucking conquered my phobia.
That was huge. 48 years of severe emetophobia.
Yeah. I just watched clips.

Speaker 17 Yeah.

Speaker 21 You watched me throw, I threw up into a trash can.

Speaker 10 It was unpleasant. Yeah.

Speaker 10 But the world didn't end. I didn't feel like climbing out of my fucking skin.

Speaker 21 Keep your foot on the gas

Speaker 11 with what you're doing.

Speaker 10 Oh, I thought you said there's more to watch.

Speaker 60 No, I meant like, don't go, this is the end of the road.

Speaker 11 Are you kidding me?

Speaker 10 This is just the beginning.

Speaker 11 Yeah. Like,

Speaker 10 I mean, I don't, like, again, I don't feel terrified like I did in the past. It's unpleasant to watch.
Like, Niana, was it how Niana felt preparing the clips? Like, is she a metaphobic too, or just

Speaker 85 I think it just kind of grossed her out.

Speaker 10 Right. Like, you just feel like, ooh, if I watch this long enough, I will puke too.

Speaker 67 Yeah.

Speaker 10 That's so weird.

Speaker 60 Let's just do something funny to

Speaker 38 balance out of this.

Speaker 10 You swear? Yeah. Oh, you're going to play more puke.

Speaker 70 Oh, a forklift. Good.

Speaker 10 Definitely not America.

Speaker 20 Nope.

Speaker 11 Oh,

Speaker 25 watch it.

Speaker 10 Homie, you got fucked up, bro.

Speaker 27 Fuck.

Speaker 11 Whoa.

Speaker 10 Can I tell you what went wrong here? Yeah,

Speaker 10 I think the object is too tall.

Speaker 40 The fucking

Speaker 10 the object is too tall to be on a forklift palette.

Speaker 11 There is no palette.

Speaker 51 By the way, the speed with which that hit him.

Speaker 10 Can we see it again?

Speaker 21 So, that is, for people listening, or even if you're watching this, what appears to happen is that this structure is

Speaker 73 like, it's like a metal structure that is,

Speaker 34 in the ground, probably cemented into the ground.

Speaker 74 Oh, you know what I mean? Is it?

Speaker 10 Yeah, okay. And they're trying to like use

Speaker 11 the forklift, yeah, well, look where we are. They're just like, you know,

Speaker 10 not a good idea, boys.

Speaker 4 Just uh drive the forklift into it.

Speaker 10 This looks like Kyrgyzstan. Pull it out.
This is definitely a stand.

Speaker 66 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 11 Fuck.

Speaker 10 And everybody's standing around?

Speaker 63 Yeah, well, he's standing in a real bad spot, obviously.

Speaker 81 Yeah.

Speaker 35 It was welded to the ground. And then

Speaker 11 there's a really cool

Speaker 63 aftermath explanation in here.

Speaker 35 I'm not even going to read it.

Speaker 10 That's okay. I don't need to hear it.

Speaker 44 Okay.

Speaker 54 Here we go.

Speaker 74 Let's go to the next one. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Oh, shit. I hate these, dude.
I fucking hate these.

Speaker 40 I hate.

Speaker 66 well, if you're squeamish, look away now.

Speaker 94 And he's not even a kick because he's lost his foot.

Speaker 3 I've seen that in person, by the way.

Speaker 10 Of course, that's what that's what happens at the beginning.

Speaker 63 I went to one and I saw it happen in person.

Speaker 10 It's like MMA or this Muay Thai.

Speaker 72 This is kickboxing, yeah.

Speaker 21 I think, yeah, kickboxing.

Speaker 9 But I saw it at a UFC fight.

Speaker 10 Hold on, can I brush my hair? I just feel like brushing, it's like too crunchy. Sure,

Speaker 62 it's bothering me.

Speaker 22 Okay. Hair looks better.
Right?

Speaker 27 Yeah.

Speaker 10 It's like softer looking.

Speaker 44 It's a good haircut.

Speaker 10 It's just a good color, too. Alan Martinez.
Shout out.

Speaker 70 Always, homie. Always.

Speaker 10 Same guy I've been going to for fucking 30 years.

Speaker 62 That's pretty crazy.

Speaker 28 He's my homie. Yeah.

Speaker 34 What? Nothing.

Speaker 9 I just was thinking about how horrific these last two were.

Speaker 38 Hopefully, this next one has a little humor to it.

Speaker 49 Here we go.

Speaker 10 Oh, fuck. Oh, I like these.

Speaker 16 Fuck.

Speaker 43 He's not good.

Speaker 76 There's no way he's okay.

Speaker 10 Was that an e-bike?

Speaker 10 It sounded like...

Speaker 73 Crew claims he is still in one piece and went back to try the jumps again to complete them.

Speaker 23 What the fuck?

Speaker 10 What the fuck, idiot?

Speaker 22 That looked so rough.

Speaker 72 That looked really rough, man.

Speaker 70 Yeah, it's terrible.

Speaker 60 These are all three have been horrible, by the way, so far.

Speaker 64 Yeah.

Speaker 64 Oh, Oh, fuck.

Speaker 11 I'm falling out of the tree. Oh, shit.
Where's that guy?

Speaker 11 Oh, fuck.

Speaker 17 Oh!

Speaker 13 At least there was water down there.

Speaker 10 Yeah, but everything broke before he hit it.

Speaker 15 Well, the rocks didn't help, but yeah.

Speaker 39 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Okay, is it just that this guy is like a tree, a tree climbing and

Speaker 29 I don't know.

Speaker 76 Let's see what his injuries were.

Speaker 47 Here we go.

Speaker 30 See, 60 feet he fell.

Speaker 50 He was trying to jump from the tree, but slipped after he broke his arm.

Speaker 11 Okay. That's it? That's it.

Speaker 22 Not too bad.

Speaker 2 Probably the rocks did that. But yeah.

Speaker 38 That was a nice one to wrap that up on.

Speaker 51 Jesus Christ, guys.

Speaker 10 That gave me the chills. Yeah.
That sucks. But he thought he was going to jump from a tree 60 feet into like river water.
That's just inherently not a good idea.

Speaker 38 He didn't think it was coming down.

Speaker 21 He was just like, I'm going to jump from the one tree to the next.

Speaker 10 Oh, he wanted to jump to another tree or did he want to jump into the water?

Speaker 54 I I think he was trying to jump to a tree.

Speaker 10 What, he likes squirrels?

Speaker 59 He's not a, he can't just do that.

Speaker 10 People don't do that.

Speaker 18 Okay, let me show you one that is funny because I have one that I send in.

Speaker 74 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 12 Yeah. Upper back pain removal.

Speaker 16 That's what that's what this says.

Speaker 11 Yeah, Removal.

Speaker 60 With a fucking bomb going off.

Speaker 50 Yeah.

Speaker 23 There's no way this is a proven thing in medicine.

Speaker 72 No.

Speaker 76 If you have back pain, take a hammer and just club the shit out of somebody in this spot.

Speaker 10 She probably has like a hunch, like a hump, a hump, right? Isn't that usually a fat pad or like

Speaker 65 me, bro?

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 50 Pretty cool, right?

Speaker 25 Yeah, dog.

Speaker 10 That's fucking ill, bro.

Speaker 48 By the way, when you were in the hospital, would you have liked to have seen this

Speaker 47 as you were recovering?

Speaker 10 This nurse is flossing

Speaker 10 on her patient and then just wiped her mouth on the patient's hand,

Speaker 10 flossing over this patient.

Speaker 10 Ugh.

Speaker 74 Insane.

Speaker 74 It's insane.

Speaker 10 Well, what's crazy is who's filming her?

Speaker 60 Is it that how does she not notice that?

Speaker 10 Right. And you're doing this in front of the visitor and the patient?

Speaker 72 The patient's friend recorded her flossing. Yeah.

Speaker 16 You're animal, dude.

Speaker 87 This is in Ottomo, Iowa.

Speaker 11 What?

Speaker 45 At the Uttamore Regional Health Center.

Speaker 34 He was being treated for congenital heart disease.

Speaker 10 Oh, my God.

Speaker 46 This poor man.

Speaker 61 And yeah, she was fired.

Speaker 10 Yeah, no kidding. Because I even feel uncomfortable flossing near you.

Speaker 2 In public, flossing is gross.

Speaker 46 That's a private thing, I think.

Speaker 10 But even when you and I do it near each other, I'm kind of like, I don't really want you to see me doing this.

Speaker 72 It's gross. It's so private.

Speaker 10 But I have flossed. I have flossed with the strings from my socks.
Remember in an emergency situation on planes when I was traveling.

Speaker 21 This is the most brazen thing.

Speaker 10 No, this is. And there's a camera, dummy.
You don't. And the visitor?

Speaker 21 I feel like she turns at the end like, shit.

Speaker 18 I guess I'll turn away.

Speaker 10 Did I tell you what my mother used to do all the the time when we were after we were done eating in a restaurant?

Speaker 10 She would take a toothpick or like the card or whatever, and then, yeah, cover her mouth and then do this. Like,

Speaker 10 we still know what you're doing, yeah.

Speaker 54 Just go somewhere else.

Speaker 10 Yeah, it was so disgusting. Why couldn't she go somewhere else?

Speaker 20 I don't know.

Speaker 10 I don't know. Maybe it's a foreigner thing.
Is this lady a foreigner?

Speaker 5 No.

Speaker 11 No, I don't know, dude. No.

Speaker 10 Okay.

Speaker 10 So fucked up. Well, I can't believe I did not freak out with all the puke.

Speaker 70 I'm It was pretty great.

Speaker 10 I'm still pretty stoked.

Speaker 8 I'm proud of myself.

Speaker 37 We got the president of YMH Studios.

Speaker 53 Yes.

Speaker 23 We should point that out.

Speaker 34 New Christine,

Speaker 55 also known as Emma Hicks.

Speaker 13 She won her first AVN for best POV anal scene.

Speaker 74 All right.

Speaker 10 Congratulations, Emma.

Speaker 30 It's Emma Hicks POV Anal Jules Jordan.

Speaker 29 Oh. That's pretty great.

Speaker 46 That is great.

Speaker 46 POV anal. That's awesome.

Speaker 10 What does that mean exactly? I guess

Speaker 68 you're the guy.

Speaker 38 The camera is the guy.

Speaker 3 So you get to like, you're

Speaker 10 there. You're the one.

Speaker 11 You're the one. Oh, here we go.
Here's some footage.

Speaker 46 His POV.

Speaker 10 Oh, that's nice.

Speaker 57 So you get to be like, oh, I'm doing this.

Speaker 40 She looks like

Speaker 10 that. That's a big one for the button.

Speaker 40 That's awesome.

Speaker 10 She looks fantastic. She looks great.

Speaker 10 And I have to say,

Speaker 10 I congratulate her on her

Speaker 10 makeup and her hair looking fantastic, even though she's taking it in the egg.

Speaker 10 And I see why this scene is an award winner. Wow, that was a wide hole.

Speaker 50 It's called gaping.

Speaker 25 Yeah.

Speaker 65 Yes.

Speaker 10 Yes.

Speaker 10 Yeah. That was an award-winning scene.
I felt it. I felt her passion.
I thought she looked incredible.

Speaker 60 Make sure you send that link out to everybody in the company.

Speaker 79 Congratulations, Emma.

Speaker 10 Yeah, president.

Speaker 46 Yep. You need president.

Speaker 18 And

Speaker 20 for your award. That's incredible.

Speaker 49 Yeah, that's amazing.

Speaker 46 It's hard to win those.

Speaker 57 Here you go.

Speaker 54 Some of your talks of the week.

Speaker 27 Oh, thank God.

Speaker 62 In the old days, we used to always leave space between the plates so the plates would jingle, so the plates would make noise. And you came up from the squat and you

Speaker 62 draw and completely red go

Speaker 62 the deep-throated deep-throated roar that was like music.

Speaker 62 Every rep, you wanted to hear that sound again, and you wanted to complete that rep with as much force as you possibly could that would bring

Speaker 11 hot steel, man. That that feeling had to fucking do it, yeah, dude.

Speaker 10 And see, this is why the guys in my bro gym make the noises. Now I understand.

Speaker 11 Because you're like, fuck yeah,

Speaker 62 and can play the rep go, roar

Speaker 62 the deep-throated, deep-throated throated. So the place would jingle.

Speaker 49 Look at the place we make noise.

Speaker 30 This fucking

Speaker 54 depth that this guy gets to with these and how close his legs are together, it's really fucking look at that.

Speaker 43 It's fucking crazy.

Speaker 47 It's amazing.

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 18 That's nuts.

Speaker 10 That is nuts. That's why, but that, but I like his theory, then you should get credit for doing something like that.

Speaker 70 That's a powerful lift.

Speaker 10 Yeah. You should be like, yeah, bitch, ding-a-ling.
Like an alarm should go off, fucking sirens.

Speaker 76 for you doing the lift.

Speaker 10 I get it, yeah. But I'm saying, like, if some boys in my gym, they make a lot of noise and they're not doing stuff like that.

Speaker 34 Oh, you want it to be more impressive?

Speaker 10 Yeah, he's right. Like, if it's this caliber, like, you better fuck the credit, bro.
Yeah,

Speaker 10 but come on now.

Speaker 10 I don't know what's happening.

Speaker 23 It's some woman's dream, too.

Speaker 10 Somebody.

Speaker 18 Somebody's like, fuck, I love when he does that.

Speaker 68 Yeah. That was pretty hot.

Speaker 25 Yeah. Did you like that?

Speaker 10 I liked that more than the opening clip.

Speaker 8 Really?

Speaker 27 Yeah.

Speaker 10 I'd rather watch that than because there's just more dynamics to his performance. I like it.
Yeah, it's interesting. I don't know where it's going to go.
I don't know why he's doing it.

Speaker 10 There's some more questions.

Speaker 11 Yep. Yeah.

Speaker 54 You're just laughing at bullying.

Speaker 25 That's the best part.

Speaker 65 It's basically like

Speaker 65 bullying back.

Speaker 49 Yeah.

Speaker 10 No, but here's also why I like it. I feel like, and correct me if I'm wrong, Angelinos, that that laugh is a specifically Mexican LA dude laugh, right?

Speaker 30 That's a car full of cholos.

Speaker 25 That's what's up, yeah.

Speaker 10 That's why I was like, dude, I fucking heard this directed at me quite a few times growing up in the 818.

Speaker 10 Yeah, those are cholos, dude. That's why it's so priceless.
I know those are cholos.

Speaker 11 Lighten that fucking guy up.

Speaker 63 The purest form of bullying is just laughing at somebody.

Speaker 44 You know, you don't say anything.

Speaker 74 You don't say anything.

Speaker 10 Can we see one more time?

Speaker 45 And that person knows. They're like,

Speaker 10 yeah.

Speaker 11 And he's

Speaker 10 They didn't have to say shit.

Speaker 10 Did they technically bullied? They just laughed.

Speaker 32 Yeah, they bullied him.

Speaker 10 That's Chola laughing for sure.

Speaker 56 But that's not L.A.

Speaker 24 No.

Speaker 10 These are Latin guys laughing.

Speaker 78 But isn't that like Europe or something? Look at the signage and everything.

Speaker 10 I don't, maybe, but I'm telling you, dude, right? Angelinos.

Speaker 10 That's a car full of chicken. Look at that.

Speaker 65 That's homies.

Speaker 10 It sounds like. I know.

Speaker 10 That's European. Maybe they're on a European vacation.

Speaker 65 You don't know.

Speaker 44 The Cholos are on the

Speaker 10 fucker. Maybe they like to travel.
You don't think they go to Amsterdam? That might be fucking Amsterdam.

Speaker 69 Laughing at this point.

Speaker 37 He's just got his furry ears on.

Speaker 10 Yeah, he's walking down the street with the furry ears and shit.

Speaker 38 Guys, minding his own business.

Speaker 22 Just

Speaker 17 that's the best way to do it.

Speaker 43 He's going for a walk.

Speaker 72 Bro, definitely got the tail in right now, too.

Speaker 5 Yeah, you know.

Speaker 28 Of course, he does. That shit is crazy.

Speaker 49 Yeah.

Speaker 10 I hate the self-esteem people have these days.

Speaker 63 Just going about his life.

Speaker 16 It's good.

Speaker 11 I don't know.

Speaker 11 What the fuck?

Speaker 10 Yeah, this guy.

Speaker 27 Yes, indeed, baby.

Speaker 10 It's an alligator.

Speaker 35 I don't believe that grill is big enough for this, sir.

Speaker 96 Thanks to Mr. Audi and Miss Renee, we out here cooking an alligator in a Kentucky hood, baby.
We get ready for the LSU.

Speaker 10 It's not big enough, you're right. It's going to take him hours to smoke that.

Speaker 11 Oh, yeah. Hours.

Speaker 10 How long to smoke a full-size alligator wrapped in bacon?

Speaker 63 No, this is like a 24-hour process for sure.

Speaker 28 Yeah.

Speaker 10 And not only that, look, I've tried alligator right in Florida. It's good.
It's good meat.

Speaker 10 But I think if you wrap anything in bacon, it's gonna taste good.

Speaker 54 Yeah, it's gonna be delicious.

Speaker 45 Also, though, but wasn't that gator not skinned?

Speaker 10 I think that's the supposed to skin them, yeah.

Speaker 56 I would skin that before I smoked it.

Speaker 10 You don't eat gator skin, right? No, I don't think it cooks up. You want to eat leather?

Speaker 20 No.

Speaker 59 Oh, that's not true. Yeah.

Speaker 10 It's like eating, yeah, it's like eating like kiwi skin or something.

Speaker 11 I don't know, but something tells me this guy knows what he's doing, so maybe I should shut the fuck up.

Speaker 10 My dog shit in the bed and I laid in it.

Speaker 62 Let me know your opinion.

Speaker 49 My dog shit in the bed and I laid in it and it's smeared everywhere.

Speaker 10 And my mom won't let me have dairy products and won't let me have ice cream.

Speaker 65 It's all related.

Speaker 40 I got shit everywhere and I shit all over the toilet.

Speaker 16 Yeah.

Speaker 17 Let me know your opinion.

Speaker 27 Thank you and rock on.

Speaker 10 She wants to know your opinion.

Speaker 53 Thank you and rock on is the sign-off.

Speaker 10 Well, let's have an opinion. The dog shit in the bed and she slept in it.
And then her mom won't let her have ice cream because then she shits in the bed.

Speaker 77 She shits everywhere.

Speaker 43 She shit all over the cell.

Speaker 48 Yeah, my opinion is your mom might have a good point here.

Speaker 45 Also, another opinion is change your sheets and

Speaker 30 don't let the dog back in the bed, maybe.

Speaker 74 Yeah.

Speaker 18 Those are my opinions on this.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I'd wake up if I smelled the dog's poo in the bed.

Speaker 46 And also, rock on.

Speaker 20 Rock on.

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 62 Rock on.

Speaker 53 That's insane.

Speaker 10 This is so funny.

Speaker 35 Come on.

Speaker 35 How can you not love the Irish?

Speaker 25 Yeah.

Speaker 73 Well, so there's 5,000 people that are Irish outside a Victoria's Secret in Denmark.

Speaker 65 And as women leave with their bag, they're cheering for her.

Speaker 10 But do you know why? No. Because Denmark, I believe, if I'm not mistaken, is one of those equal, equal societies, right? Like, remember when we were in Amsterdam and everything's so 50-50?

Speaker 10 I don't think women really buy lingerie anymore. They even dress alike.
They're more asexual, the men and the women, you know? So maybe I'm thinking this has something to do with that.

Speaker 38 I don't think that has anything to do with that.

Speaker 10 You don't think so? No.

Speaker 10 And Google and Denmark aren't.

Speaker 25 No, no, no. But that's not why these guys are.

Speaker 10 The women are asexual in Denmark.

Speaker 83 These guys are not there because of that.

Speaker 10 But I'm saying because they're in Denmark and they're like, all the chicks here look like dudes. Why is that? And they're probably celebrating the ones that are being like chicks.

Speaker 23 No, women in Denmark are not inherently asexual.

Speaker 10 These are just drunk soccer hooligans.

Speaker 77 Yeah, of course. They're just like

Speaker 11 chicks. They're buying bras.

Speaker 25 And they're just singing. Yeah.

Speaker 10 I would love it if there's a group of Irish football fans cheering for me right now.

Speaker 92 Oh, yeah, when you bought panties.

Speaker 11 I was like, yeah, dude.

Speaker 10 That'd be so much fun.

Speaker 62 I just love it so much.

Speaker 10 Your Nikki Minaj is my guy making these noises. I really like this.

Speaker 18 This guy's not definitely not alive, but does, yeah.

Speaker 55 He's probably done that for 60.

Speaker 30 You know how many people hate him?

Speaker 5 Fucking Leonard doing his goddamn noises again.

Speaker 19 The pride flag that we're hanging at our house this year has a couple new additions. Let's talk about them.

Speaker 19 Of course, we've got the original six colors of the rainbow. The black and brown stripes to represent people of color.
The blue, pink, and white to represent trans folks.

Speaker 19 And a new addition to this flag, the yellow triangle with the purple circle, to represent folks that are intersex.

Speaker 19 And the other new addition to our flag is the two feathers in the circle, which represent indigenous folks that identify as two spirits.

Speaker 19 One feather represents feminine identity, one feather represents male identity, and the circle that holds them together represents the unification of both identities.

Speaker 19 My partner and I are always trying to be inclusive as possible. That's why we chose to fly this flag this year, the more you know, shooting star.

Speaker 10 Fantastic. My partner and I love watching this.
Kind of say, you don't think they should put maybe handicapped people or differently abled people on the flag?

Speaker 49 Why?

Speaker 10 Isn't that

Speaker 10 not? Is there a flag for that? People that are differently abled?

Speaker 29 There's a placard.

Speaker 16 Oh, he

Speaker 16 goes.

Speaker 10 But he didn't even do the disability.

Speaker 10 You'd think that he would start with the

Speaker 10 it's so hard to choose between the disability and the light.

Speaker 4 Oh, it looks like there's some of those colors.

Speaker 60 I mean, he's got a lot of colors in there already.

Speaker 22 You know?

Speaker 10 Well, wait, the disability flag is, yeah, it's similar to the gay stuff.

Speaker 13 Yeah, but there's season some of the colors are already represented there.

Speaker 30 But yeah, it could be more inclusive.

Speaker 10 I know, I feel like

Speaker 10 they're leaving people out.

Speaker 45 It's definitely important.

Speaker 48 I'm glad he did this. And

Speaker 62 I'm glad I learned something.

Speaker 3 That was good.

Speaker 11 Also,

Speaker 38 he's got a lot going on. Yeah.

Speaker 16 All right.

Speaker 86 My friend Jackson died from vaping, and I miss him. I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 44 I don't give a rat's ass.

Speaker 26 That's cool.

Speaker 10 And I miss him.

Speaker 35 I thought he was starting that with like talking about his friend.

Speaker 86 My friend Jackson died from vaping and I miss him. I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 62 Cool.

Speaker 27 Cool.

Speaker 22 It's really nice, man.

Speaker 95 It's not only teams who in the first three games.

Speaker 59 He's right.

Speaker 11 Come in.

Speaker 95 Fucking belted that. You know what? That was scouch.
Just fucked that performance.

Speaker 16 Absolutely. How are you feeling, damn? Amazon.

Speaker 59 Anita.

Speaker 27 Come on, Belt.

Speaker 10 That is insane. That was English.

Speaker 22 That's insane.

Speaker 25 Can we hear it again?

Speaker 73 That guy should order Starbucks and say happy birthday.

Speaker 10 Hold on, but should all was that? Hey, maybe we could ask the EPA.

Speaker 11 I thought we were watching

Speaker 20 Polish

Speaker 10 for the first few seconds.

Speaker 95 You know, Paul, I'm fucking buzzing to the D11 against Arsenal. Only teams win the first three games.

Speaker 59 Is you're right.

Speaker 11 Come in.

Speaker 59 Fucking belted that.

Speaker 95 You know, Paul, that was scarce.

Speaker 29 It's like I pull out words.

Speaker 46 I'm like, oh, yeah.

Speaker 53 Like,

Speaker 13 beat Arsenal only three times.

Speaker 30 like, I'm like,

Speaker 75 that's insane.

Speaker 38 And that's going to be a doctor one day, isn't that wild?

Speaker 11 Yeah.

Speaker 46 Fucking A, man.

Speaker 10 Happy birthday, Governor. Happy birthday.

Speaker 25 He should be.

Speaker 16 How are you feeling, Doh?

Speaker 10 How are you feeling?

Speaker 70 What?

Speaker 10 It's insane. Happy birthday.

Speaker 25 Happy birthday.

Speaker 10 Governor?

Speaker 10 That's the guy.

Speaker 15 That's the guy.

Speaker 15 Yeah.

Speaker 86 Anytime men don't have pants on, women should have knee pads always on their legs so they can be ready anytime.

Speaker 10 Well, he's a cool guy. You like cool guys.

Speaker 64 I know it's a good point.

Speaker 3 Look at his little

Speaker 23 smirk.

Speaker 10 Yeah, he thinks he's really inventing some new shit.

Speaker 76 Well, he just knows he said something naughty.

Speaker 18 Yeah.

Speaker 28 He's like,

Speaker 18 do you know why women should have knee pads on when a guy doesn't have pants on?

Speaker 59 And you boot it.

Speaker 11 Yeah.

Speaker 74 I'm like, eat your ass.

Speaker 10 It's not that far.

Speaker 10 Pretty cool. Yeah, he's a cool guy.

Speaker 21 This was fantastic. I had so much fun today.

Speaker 60 So did I.

Speaker 36 And congratulations.

Speaker 21 You really are defeating your puke phobia.

Speaker 10 Thanks, buddy. Yeah.
I'm still working on it. It's gonna get better and better.

Speaker 45 Don't forget, Valentine's right around the corner.

Speaker 10 Oh, yeah, buy my lipsticks.

Speaker 3 Order your lipsticks. Order strawberries and ranch.

Speaker 10 Diamonds and panties.

Speaker 11 Panties.

Speaker 71 And

Speaker 76 yeah, let's see here.

Speaker 28 I will put it in.

Speaker 10 Diamonds in the crevice of your pussy.

Speaker 62 Diamonds in the crevice of your pussy.

Speaker 52 All right, we're gonna go out on this song.

Speaker 2 We'll see you next week.

Speaker 25 Hello, Gavna. Bye, Gavna.

Speaker 97 What the fuck are you doing, man?

Speaker 97 Fucking come over on the side of the dumpster and take a shit.

Speaker 97 I got diarrhea.

Speaker 97 diarrhea,

Speaker 97 I got diarrhea,

Speaker 97 diarrhea,

Speaker 97 I got diarrhea,

Speaker 97 diarrhea,

Speaker 97 I got diarrhea,

Speaker 97 and we'll pick it up all trouble, bro.

Speaker 97 I will think it out false top, throwing the stuff in the dumpster,

Speaker 97 and we'll pick it up all stop. Browning is stuck in the dumpster, and we'll pick it up all stop.

Speaker 97 Pick it up all the time.

Speaker 97 I got diarrhea.

Speaker 97 I got diarrhea.