Dr. Drew Makes A House Call | YMH Ep. 783

Welcome, welcome, welcome to your mom's house.

Hey,

welcome to another episode of Your Mom's House.

And we are thrilled to welcome back one of our all-time favorite guests, the absolute favorite doctor that has ever

guided any of us here.

He is currently serving as the chief patient officer at the wellness company.

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Ladies and gentlemen, it's Dr.

Drew Casey.

Let him hear it, everybody.

So happy to be here.

So good to see you guys.

Good to see you, man.

Yeah, I mean, I appreciate you bringing me here.

Everything about my relationship with your mom's house has always been a dream.

It's a gift and a dream.

And it

wasn't supposed to happen.

In fact, I'm having a weird flashback.

I know.

No, not to what, not to here, but to Rasita.

First time I met you guys I'm like what what's going on what you know Tom's like what about this guy is he normal

I'm like what am I what is this yeah oh no no you never said what is this

you're like much more coy about it

we were like what is this

so yeah oh we definitely showed you some fucking cool guys well there's one right there that was one of the first experiences I had on your mom's house you actually went to New York I did I went to New York and sat in his house and I will never forget the smell yeah

I actually went to New York.

But you didn't go to his house.

No, I didn't.

But here's the thing.

The scent comes.

It comes with him.

Yeah, it's in his clothing.

It's extraordinary.

It's extraordinary, right?

It's not putrid.

No.

It's just it's unique.

It's a very unique smell.

It's an odor.

And he was kind enough to, I think, he gave you some jewelry to give me.

Yes.

And it was even in the jewelry.

In the beaded necklaces.

It's still in the soul of the young man you had carry the camera into the thing.

That kid had PTSD.

Paul, was that his name?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Paul was shook by the whole experience.

I'm not kidding.

I thought I was going to have to send him in for a little work.

It was because he was.

He gave me some, so when I saw RPC last year,

he gave me hats that he made and some dolls that he made.

And here's the great thing.

We all three of us actually have deep affection for the gun.

Love them.

Of course.

Love RPC.

Yeah.

And so that's what I want him to know.

Of course.

And we're also saying, by the way, you just have, like, some people have a unique musk.

It's a signature scent.

Signature scent.

You have a signature scent.

So many celebrities have to put that in a perfume.

They have their own signature scent.

I'll say this.

So there's clear RPC because I know you're seeing this.

It is sexy.

It's like a Chanel.

Yeah.

Very memorable.

RPC number four.

Geo Man.

So,

yeah.

Wait, can I ask Dr.

Drew the question before we go forward?

The question.

Well, because we were talking about how is it that meth heads can be fat?

Oh, I heard you guys talking.

Because sometimes you see that, like, how is that possible?

They're often drinking,

and they are often you see the fat ones earlier, though.

What's his name?

Our buddy.

What do you mean you see the fat ones earlier?

Usually late in the.

Yes, yeah.

He was a little heavy.

Yeah, he got heavy.

Yeah.

And you can, look, not everyone has appetite, severe appetite suppression from it.

The appetite changes for sure, but not suppression.

I mean, look, same thing with sex, right?

Like, there is a whole thing in the gay community about using meth and having lots of sex, while many people just completely shut down sexually by meth.

So it kind of goes all over the place.

It doesn't have to be the same for everybody.

It's not going to be.

Oh, that's interesting.

So for some people, it's not going to fire them up to have lots of sex.

Most people, it shuts them down, in fact.

Oh.

Yeah.

It's just, they're just interested in meth.

And the crazy thing about meth,

they're just interested in meth.

Yeah, that's the thing.

They're not interested in fighting the pants that show the pussy lips, as you guys were discussing in great detail.

The Lou Lemon.

You've seen it.

Of course I've seen it,

but the comedy for me is Christina's like, so how does the male brain work?

And we're like, we don't need to see pussy.

We don't need to see that.

Well, Eric.

You get what he was saying.

Yes, 100%.

But the fact that she didn't know that and she thought that pussy lips would be something designed.

Because, listen.

It's neutral.

Can I tell you why?

I'm having a really hard time understanding everything about the male brain.

Well, yes, because, okay, let's look in light of recent things, these rappers now with P.

Diddy, we find out what a monster he is.

And I'm just like, what is the spectrum of male sexual deviancy behavior?

Like, what, how, I don't know.

You guys are.

How long have you been doing your mom's house?

14 years.

You're asking that question.

But, like, remember that one you guys did with Rogan?

Yeah.

Okay.

That's, you know, it goes past that.

Why is it?

Do you remember that one?

Can I ask you this?

This is interesting because we talked about this one time, and I actually forget what you said, which is why I would ask you again about why does this deviancy basically only rear its head in males?

Um, not these days, it goes all over the place.

It does, yeah.

So it just the testosterone drives it more.

Testosterone drives everything sexual, right?

Yeah.

And now we all have all these women on testosterone, and so they're getting some of this stuff too.

But what about the deviancy?

Because we all have tea so so so the deviancy really so here's sort of i was thinking about this this morning uh preparing for the study show great

uh is that sexual addiction progresses like all addictions and the sex addict always needs more and more wilder crazier wackier more effed up uh and they end up doing things that are illegal just like drug addicts they end up doing things that are illegal they start with weed and then or whatever and then they kind of progress then they progress and same with sex addicts they start with their girlfriend and then they kind of go online.

And now, with porn, it's like having a crack pipe in their hand all the time with the phone.

So it really accelerates things fast.

And they start looking at stuff that is

problematic.

And the FBI shows up at their door.

And there's also, though, a direct correlation sometimes, not all the time, in this deviancy, with men with extreme power.

So there's like a powerful.

Yeah, I mean, people, okay.

So people,

some men, not all men, go into positions of power in order to get sex, to get access to a greater variety and quality of women, right?

That's why men do that.

That's their thing.

But this is what I was thinking about, and you're going to hate this, or maybe it'll make you think.

Sure, sure.

Is that it's our fault.

What's happening to PDD is our fault because

we elevated.

14-year-old to 17-year-old sociopaths during the 70s and 80s to status of gods.

Oh, you're such great musicians.

You're so wonderful.

I hear Howard Stern just, oh, just adulation towards them all the time.

I think, no, these guys are, they happen to be good musicians, good songwriters.

They were sociopaths that couldn't get laid who found a way.

And then when they did, acted out on everybody.

You're talking about rock stars?

Yes.

And that went into all the different musical genres.

And within that, some of those people had sex addiction and started really going and drug addiction and went down bad paths.

Doesn't it make you wonder?

I mean,

just say Led Zeppelin should be arrested for what they did.

That's what I'm saying.

Do we know?

We don't even know how far down that rabbit hole.

You know what?

Sharon Osborne has referred to it a number of times.

And I feel like, Sharon, time to speak up about this because this was this, the world has to go, this is not okay.

You were good musicians, and you know, so was Benny Goodman.

He didn't do this stuff.

But what's interesting, too, is that this is, I don't think, unique to the music business, but pervasive.

And it has that history of like, oh, you want to be a musician?

Well, unfortunately, you got to suck my dick, and then you got to suck his dick.

Well, then that's the record business.

That was the

business.

I think that's all gone.

But what those bands, like Zeppelin or whatever, did it back in the day is horrific stuff, right?

Horrific, yeah.

And now I just was starting to watch the Vince McMahon documentary.

Uh-oh.

I mean, he was shitting on a girl's head.

Right?

And he was like, let it sit there

and let the turds sit on you.

And then he was sending her in to see the other guy and blow him while his shit's on her head.

Oh, my God.

And you wonder why I wonder if guys get turned on by seeing posters.

Sessions and leggings because it's like, how hard is it?

It's indiscreet.

It's hard to get your head around.

I understand.

But I am generally mystified.

This is my weakness.

This is my anti-superpower.

I am really mystified the people that need power over other people.

I don't get it.

I don't get it.

I don't get it.

I understand why they need it.

What I see there, though, is like somebody who already is very powerful.

He's very powerful.

Harvey Weinstein is very powerful.

Diddy's very, like, they have a lot of power.

They can make careers, make and break careers.

And then this

like behavior is accompanying this already established power that this person has.

And it's almost like the two are driving it together.

Possibly, but I would argue, well, yes, for sure.

And I would argue that the kind of person that seeks that kind of power is also the kind of person that has this continued need for more and more and more.

More and more and more.

Yeah.

It's just, it's so odd to me.

It's just so.

We're going to play an opening clip because we started with you here.

So we're going to start an an opening clip for you, okay?

Here we go.

Here's the welcome to the show.

Let's get it going.

No.

Oh, boy.

I don't know if I can look at this.

Well, I'm looking.

His teeth are.

Well, the good news is.

They're moving.

So I'm.

Okay, there's a few possibilities.

What's the matter, Christina?

This is mom's house.

I think it's a.

Okay, well, first of all, he is a smoker, right?

We got all the tobacco all over everything.

Is that what that is?

Oh, yeah, all the dark.

The really odd thing.

Oh,

okay.

Are you sure he's not dipping or is that blood?

No, I think that's all tobacco instead.

It could be dead.

All right, hold on.

I gotta play this clip real quick.

Don't bring anyone mugging to this.

No moment the fuck is dead.

Oh, and I got some information on this guy when this.

Okay.

to your long side

like I said full flashback yeah all right I remember what this feels like

feels good oh boy I think you're

I don't think it's blood I think it's tobacco yeah but but but here's my thing

So his only teeth are the upper teeth, I think.

And the dentures are just on the bottom?

I think that's denture, but there is another option.

Which is?

He could have a non-healed jaw fracture, and that could actually be his teeth that he's able to push forward because his jaw is not just dislocated, like fractured from his joint.

So,

what it says here in my notes is that these are dirty dentures.

Yeah, well, they are indeed.

And he doesn't want to get them replaced because new dentures are very expensive.

And I will tell you, the one thing they give me.

The one denture sort of tell that he did is he swallowed, put them in a mouth.

He bit them down and they went into place.

That's not the jaw fracture.

I'm sorry.

I'm still stuck on what is the brown substance that's all the worn or

something.

Pull it up?

Well, he said he's got a cool Instagram.

Let's see.

What is going on?

You know what you find?

Can I stop piece up real quick?

A lot of cool guys that we're working with these days,

the new cool guys, they like to repeat posts a lot.

They do the same uploads.

I see that.

Often.

That's cool.

He posted the Wi-Fi address.

Oh, he likes women for sure.

That's good.

All right.

See the repeat posting?

So that was his

two there, two here.

Definitely has a type.

Yep.

Oh, this is screens.

This is pretty fun to watch.

These are like screenshots of his page.

Oh,

that's interesting.

Oh, my God.

That's kaleidoscopy.

It's quite a caption.

It says, if Gregory Jones and Lindsey Lohan approach me, they will be doing time in Monroe County Jail in New York from the Syracuse group of AA of Syracuse, New York.

They will be waiting for transfers for the jail to Nevada Federal and State Prison.

They are currently stalking my TikTok reels.

They're going to receive prison time.

You guys are stalking his reel.

So he's going to come after you next.

Wow.

So he's basically putting it out there.

Don't stop stalking my

TikTok page.

What's with that?

He's an AA, Mal, or is it 127?

I don't know.

Is he talking?

These are just stills.

Oh, wow.

The IP.

Oh, the weather.

What do you mean?

Thank you.

What are those

people doing?

My sister, Paula Menz Debak, calls in 72 hours.

She's going to prison

a lot sooner, crying over her ass.

With the perception reaches 12%, we don't give in to terrorists.

Kamala Harris will make a fine president to block her.

Call by using the Patriot Act, gives out her cell number.

Go ahead.

I like that he's got a political band.

Yeah.

He's got a political business.

And he's also watching the precipitation and what's going to happen with the wind.

And he's in Syracuse, I guess, right?

He's getting cold.

Was that Newt Gingrich?

Yeah, Newt Gingrich.

What the hell?

Three times.

Yeah.

Paris Hilton got out of jail, free card.

We don't give him a terrorist, Kamala Harris.

That was a week ago.

Is he a terrorist that we're saying?

Lots of weather stuff.

Well, I like that he takes a picture of the lifiel.

I like that right there.

That's awesome.

But it's interesting.

Oh, it's just the bird.

He's cleaned his mouth off.

Yeah.

He's going to arrest Paris Hilton.

But I like like there's something odd going on here because he's always reclining.

Well, that's standard cool guy pose.

You didn't know that.

The lighting is good, though.

Do you think this is

they always lay down?

I can't.

No, yeah, not necessarily.

No, mental illness, isn't it?

This is a little cross.

I feel.

Yeah, I feel

like the right one there he might talk in.

It looks like a guy about to talk.

But yeah, go ahead.

Told you.

Brana Beans, Addison, supernova.

What about Supernova, Grain of Bean?

Okay.

I'll be watching the opera.

There's some speech issues there.

Does he have a tracheostomy thing here?

Is that what I'm seeing there?

Is there something?

It's hard to say at this distance.

And

he usually doesn't low his neck into the pictures, which makes me think that he has something going on.

I think that's just the collar of his drainage.

That's what I can't tell.

It might just be the collar.

But I wonder if he has some mobility issues, like for real, like a

C4 or five fracture or something.

We wonder if all these cool guys have mobility issues.

Well, some of them get big, and that makes some issues.

They get big, you know.

Yeah, well, good times.

That's pretty cool.

That is cool.

Thanks, Tom.

That was a great thing.

This is something that I was going to show to Christina, but now that you're here, I can show it.

Thank you.

God, it's horrible.

The two of you.

What's horrible?

How many times did you hit her with the sledgehammer?

I said,

well,

12 times.

Where did you hit her at?

On her body?

Darn on the hotel.

Why as many plans?

To make sure she was standing.

Connified.

Did you change

your blood, though?

Was he like Taters?

Is that him?

Yes, sir.

Maybe that's where he got the character from.

Those are the same shoes you were wearing.

Yes, sir.

Those are the same pants you were wearing?

Yes, sir.

That's the same shirt you were wearing?

No, sir.

Where's the shirt you were wearing?

Why did you get rid of that shirt?

Did I pieces of my mother's brain stuff?

Okay, Tom.

You guys have graduated to a new level.

I don't like.

This is Tom.

This is not we.

Wait, there's a joke in here.

I don't.

No, this isn't.

This is not a haha.

Is this a new segment that we're doing i just thought it was a you know interesting clip of a different type of guy and also it's like you know show dr drew some of the evolution the evolution of your mom's house

who's saying because as a mother i go aren't you aren't you embarrassed oh no didn't you want to impress me today

no you know us well i'm never embarrassed

fair enough but things haven't changed that much no i mean there are signs that your kid is messed up right like not one of our boys won't do this to me

no no what do you mean there's no signs, or we would know that that guy's been messed up since he was four.

Yeah, I mean, there is such a thing as head injury that can turn people into these sociopaths and things, psychopaths.

But this is something longstanding.

And this actually pisses me off because guys like Adam Lanza and all these chronically ill kids who don't get proper care, the parents are in denial about it.

Parents in denial is something you start to

discover

in the world once you have kids.

You start talking, you start start seeing behaviors and seeing things, and you get to have conversations.

You go, oh, you're not.

I got it.

Scariest things parents say is not my kid.

That's the scariest thing a parent could say.

Yeah.

You know, for their own good and for everybody else's.

Because you're like, hey, I think your kid's smoking weed.

Not my kid.

Yeah.

Really?

Okay.

Well, all right.

Well, what you realize is that the parenting world is just

dad says that all the time about him.

What?

Not my kid?

Yeah.

Really?

I've heard it.

Checked out about drinking and how

my kid.

Just Bird.

Just Bird being Bird.

Yeah, Bird's Bird, man.

God, people are scary.

Now, this guy.

Yeah, this is psychopathy for real.

For real.

But the signs were probably pretty.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, you could tell.

This kid couldn't do well in a classroom.

No.

Yeah, what the fuck has he been doing his whole life?

Right.

That's the big question.

What has gone?

Goofing on it.

And there is such a world.

There is a world where parents have been trying, trying, trying, trying.

I don't want to condemn parents because sometimes they are really working hard at it and just doesn't.

But oftentimes, some, you know, and there's another layer to this, too.

You can't get these people chronically institutionalized if they need it because custodial care sort of doesn't exist anymore.

Are you sure?

Not even in the South?

Not even in the state of Texas.

I bet we can do that.

Probably.

I'm used to California where you just can't get people there.

You can't do anything.

And people kill themselves, kill other people.

It's just terrible.

Not here, baby.

I'm sure we can do whatever we want.

I put that kid so far away.

If this are my son,

who have they helped by not doing that?

Yeah, I know.

Right?

Is this kid happy or not?

Throw him away.

Put him in a facility.

Throw him away.

Just put him somewhere structured.

Yes, sir.

When I worked, one of the units where I worked was a chronic long-term facility with not this, but some stuff.

And these were happy people, lived their whole life in the facility, and that was that.

And they needed daily care, daily management, daily supervision.

They can't be a society without it.

And if they went out, they needed a little help, and it could only be for so long.

And yeah, no, it's real.

People, there are humans that need custodial care.

It's always been that way.

Now, the custodial care in days of yore were horrific.

I get that.

We do a lot better now, but some people need it.

What about rehab?

I mean, that's your big background.

What's that?

My big background is.

That's what we came to love to know you is from the rehab show.

What's that like now in California?

You can't get people care.

Oh, cool.

But the good news, there's good news, bad news.

Because when COVID, when they shut down the in-person meetings, I thought, oh, shit, this is going to be a disaster.

It wasn't.

The Zoom meetings took off immediately.

And Zoom meetings work, it turns out.

I thought they would not be nearly as effective as in-person meetings.

Some people needed the in-person meetings.

And about six months, 12 months into COVID in California, we were still on lockdown.

It started causing some problems.

But the Zoom meetings have continued and it's really lowered the threshold for people coming to 12-step.

So a lot, and Al-Anon, too, and the Anon meetings.

So the meetings are being much more readily accessed and utilized, and they're working, and people are doing it.

So I'm very, very pleased about that.

But getting people into treatment, it's impossible.

It's better.

It may be a little better because people are sort of acknowledging how pathetic we've been.

And so things like Medi-Cal and Medicare are starting to think about covering it.

But it's still pretty, pretty

limited.

I didn't realize that.

Oh, you never heard of

the institutions, what's it called, the IMD exclusion,

institutions of mental disorder exclusion?

Medicare, President Johnson, thank you very much, excluded anything to do with the brain other than strokes and neurological conditions.

Why?

Because those are bad people.

Those are crazy people.

We don't worry about them.

Wow.

And

some of it was legitimate.

The Constitution does not specify that the federal government should be involved in the delivery of mental health services, so they left left it to the states.

That's why the state mental health and mental hospitals developed.

And some of them were shitty, and some of them were really good, but they shut them all down.

And California is in a particularly egregious,

and there was no plan made for what to do with these patients.

They all went to the streets, the nursing homes, and the prisons.

None of those places did they belong.

So

there's a lot of things.

Medication was supposed to solve.

Where does this guy belong?

Oh,

like a guy who will give your lower lips lots of loving.

I'm your man.

I believe him.

And what's wrong with that?

Nothing.

Yeah.

Good for him.

Yeah.

He's a cool guy, and I'm sure a cool gal will be all up for it, right?

Notice his posture.

He's prone.

Sort of prone, but not as prone

as back as the other guy.

Not prone, but reclining.

Reclined.

The other guy looked like he was immobilized.

This guy just looks like he's comfortable.

Now, have you kept up, do you know

who we had here in studio very recently?

There's no way.

I heard there were some cool guys visiting.

There were new cool guys.

There was a very, very fancy, fabulous, fantastic chef that came here.

Yes, I heard.

And Deanna told me.

And Heather, the first thing they told me was about the visit by the chef.

Those two loved him the most.

Oh, okay.

That explains why they were still talking about it.

They were very

excited or traumatized?

I want to know, do you think anything like what's your take on?

Okay, I gotta wash my chicken.

I got vinegar.

This is how you wash your chicken.

This is how they do it.

Cooking school.

You get to wash your chick.

I gotta wash it with a toothbrush.

Wash your chicken.

Nice.

Look, take a toothbrush.

Wash your chicken.

Hold up, wash your chicken, right?

Gotta wash it.

Beautiful.

Now, his vision, we noticed, was i noticed that poor yeah is that does that bear out when he comes in person yeah his eyes are kind of whatever the stagmus and drifting and that kind of stuff he looks a little head injury is there something going on there what wow we didn't need

to figure out yeah consider head injury did you think that zolo is that i did yeah after meeting him yeah yeah it has that quality and i can't even necessarily tell you what

he was the perseveration you know repeating echolalia, that's called.

And I thought, oh, that's kind of sort of a neurological thing more than anything.

Interesting.

Yeah.

About 12 people this evening.

And he wears glasses a lot.

Well, that's the vision thing.

Okay, where are you located?

I'm located in Atlanta, Georgia.

Okay, I'm all booked up.

All right.

Okay, but.

You can't make it out tonight?

I can't.

So there's interesting stuff going on with the tongue, right?

That could be meds, or it could be neurological.

Did you see that?

Yeah.

Yeah, it could have a big, thick tongue.

It's kind of tar-dipped dyskinesia-esque.

Okay.

Is there more?

There's.

If you want me in your restaurant,

if you want me on your food truck,

if you want me on your podcast,

all you gotta do is dial it, baby, dial it,

dial it, baby, dally.

Darling, baby, darling.

What you say, chef?

Darling, baby.

Watch it, watch it, pay attention.

It's time for the chef.

I'm trying to take over.

Look, look, look.

Nice.

Beautiful.

Beautiful.

That nice crust.

He does repeat a lot.

I don't sort of love him.

I really love him.

You do?

Yeah.

Yeah.

And there's an interesting thing now again with the eyes with super thick lenses going on there.

You see that?

So

I wonder if there's some congenital eyebrow.

I don't know.

It's weird.

I will say I noticed in.

I'm a knife by me, the remarkable fancy show.

Everything I do is fancy.

By the way, he would have a successful food truck in Austin.

Probably.

He would kill.

You guys said what about a food truck?

Well, we got to try his food.

You're all.

Are you okay?

None.

Hold on.

Don't.

Did you have a steak?

No, no.

Well, that looks like a bad thing.

He told us he was going to make us a steak, and then he made us this pasta with shrimp.

But hold on.

The eyes, I saw the.

the

we talked about it

already i'm still reminiscing um you mean he had the twinkles in his eyes from lasick lasick twinkles in his eyes you know i'm saying like the crystal looking eyes he's got lens implants i don't know but i've seen that like nice in lasic people they have those his eyes looks like crystals his eyes he was like yeah right that's the kind of blindness look yeah okay but are you talking about like like josh potter kind of worse worse no no no but i mean the whiteness over the corny kind of thing?

No, no, I'm saying like the shininess inside.

That's usually something information.

Go to his Instagram page.

I don't know.

And if you go to the day.

Because I've had all that shit.

You can't see shininess in my eyes.

No, that's true.

Not the crystal.

If you go to the day he came here and he's back at the

scroll down, I'll tell you when.

Oh, God.

Put him in a food truck.

It'd be the

such a hit.

If he can make one thing really well.

It doesn't matter.

He decides to stand at the window.

Scroll to when he's like in the restaurant.

It might have been the night before.

You guys took him to dinner.

And the camera is really close.

And you can see his eyes.

He appreciates food.

He definitely appreciates food.

He's based in Miami.

Go back up a little there.

Austin, Texas.

Can you make that bigger?

It's that one.

So I see the eye movement problem.

He knew your name.

They want me to try this.

They want me to see how it is.

I'm gonna tell the children

what is it

well you if you see it up close you see his eyes real clearly yeah i saw the i saw the the discomfort he was not yeah again that a lot of things can cause that congenital cataracts and a lot of stuff yeah

what's he eating yep i think it's a dessert

it's a dessert it's like a like he's really good it's interesting he's looking because he is seeming looking in the right direction but his eyes are

wrong yeah which means the the fovea the immaculate isn't the fault of the music.

He walked into a lot of shit here.

And also, Drew, he had three different phones that were just constantly beeping, buzzing.

Like, one was Instagram notifications,

and then one was like, right, then you would get phone calls.

Like, it was multiple,

good for him.

And what's that about?

Like, the three different.

That's just grandiosity.

That's just grandiosity.

Okay.

I didn't know if that's quite old influencer grandiosity.

Look there, you can see the eyes

really very, very well.

Beautiful and nice.

Look how beautiful.

Look how nice.

Look how tantalizing.

Let's look.

I want you to book me.

I want you to book me now.

You've never seen this before.

Never been down.

I got lamb chop.

I got strawberry.

I got honey.

Honey.

I got honey ranch.

I got beautiful stuff in there.

Nice.

Got gold.

How nice.

I cooked that lamb to perfection.

When I tell you, that's blah, beautiful, delicious.

That's so delicious.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well,

he could convince me to eat his stuff.

Yeah.

No problem.

It's very convincing.

Ranch and strawberry and the lamb.

I just, oh, there it is.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But that right eye seems to be making a little contact there, right?

Yeah.

And so, I don't know.

We're going straight to hell for now.

No, I'm just going to.

For this?

No.

For this one.

Just this one?

This is what's going to send you guys to hell?

Let me be clear here.

I'm asking you because there's things that I noticed, and it's interesting to hear you comment on.

The backside of this is to let you know.

I mean, it's the best meal I've ever had in my life.

Also, you'll notice the scar on the top of his head.

Ah!

nailed it.

Yeah, and that.

Ah, now it's coming together.

And there seems to be like a dent there, even?

Am I seeing that?

Yeah, so that's why Zolo was showing us this so he could gloat about the brain injury piece.

There we go.

Right?

I really think that's it.

I mean, there's a level of delusion there.

It's not delusion.

It's just a distortion of reality.

He just doesn't.

We've seen this.

All these guys, all the cool guys do this one way or another.

They misinterpret, they misrepresent, they are confused by the social context of what they're doing, which is really a complicated thing for a human being.

Our social interaction is probably one of the most complicated we, if you're not a theoretical physicist or something, being social and interacting with other humans is one of the most complicated things we do.

In fact, I've spoken to several dementia Alzheimer's experts that say the number one sort of buttress against progression is keep them socializing.

Because that really you're using.

of you're just using all of your brain when you socialize,

and you know, helps

you like socializing, true.

Yeah, I don't mean like going out and having a party.

I mean,

I love people, yeah.

I love people, yeah, he's a people person.

Then, why'd you ask that?

Just curious.

No joke behind it.

Drew's very popular, he's always no, but I love people too much.

Like, I'm a codependent, right?

Okay, so I experience myself through other people.

That's how I get my satisfaction, as I get my sense of self, and it's too much.

Too much, oh, yeah.

Does that play a role in your workaholism?

Yes.

It all comes from having been, I got traumatized as a child, too.

Did I used to talk about this?

We love this.

On my show?

Did I talk about my trauma?

Yeah.

So I had an emotionally abusive mom, and I became all about like, you know, I had to be tuned.

You know this relatively.

Do I?

What are you telling us?

You have to be tuned into the other person so much.

You have to be ready at any moment for them to.

And so you just make, you know, your disconnector from your emotions.

You're just out there focused on theirs and it's not a great way to develop and it's it's a superpower for later in life so when I had I had lots and lots of therapy to help to manage that now and so it's not a big not a problem for me much

and uh but it's it makes you tremendously empathic it's a superpower for taking care of patients yeah provided that you can maintain really good boundaries you're a helper and you you know drew would tell me when he was listening to patients you could feel I'd feel things hear hear things, see things, smell things.

I never, like, I have one patient I was telling you this story I like telling because it's so vivid for me.

The opening sequence of Mad Man kept popping in my head when he'd walk in.

I was like, what the fuck is that?

I'd hear the music.

I'd see the guy, you know, falling.

First, it was the music, then it was feeling like I was that shadowy thing falling through the thing.

And

this guy had been severely abused.

And then one day he came in and I was, oh, there's the music.

I'm falling through the buildings again.

And then all of of a sudden I was a baby falling through the buildings.

I was like, it just took my breath away.

And I had to stop the work I was doing with the guy.

And I said, look, I'm having an experience.

I think I need to tell you.

I'm wondering if this has meaning to you.

And he became furious and left the room.

And how dare you think you know everything?

You're in your bullshit psychobabble.

Comes back the next day and goes, how did you know?

He goes, oh, in my head, it's always the baby, the baby falling, the baby.

And I was like,

I'm just here.

I'm just,

wow.

Yeah, good times.

Attuned.

That's attunement.

That's attunement.

Well, yeah.

And you work with people with their absolute lowest and you help them.

Well, right.

And so my job, you know, other than managing all the medical stuff, which was tremendous, I got very good at that.

But the other thing I tried to do is to teach them that I could be close, receptive, present, and they could be in that frame and be safe.

Because most of them had never been close to another person before.

That's what they were all abused.

That's why they start using to regulate.

And you build your emotional regulation system in closeness with another person.

That's how that happens.

Yeah, I learned that as a parent.

Well, having to parent children, you realize like something as small as even if your kid's upset and they lay next to you in the bed and you just lay next to them and you breathe together.

That's attuning.

And then, yes,

that is bodies attuning.

That's what that is.

Regulation and all that, yeah.

That's crazy.

Sorry, Tom.

No, that's all good.

Didn't know we were going down this route.

I kind of like it.

No, I think about the fact that I think I'm, she pointed this out to me: that my go-to, my natural instinct is to be more of a loner, more isolated.

Yeah, and men, that's typically the way it is.

Yeah, we sort of, we sort of go in the cave and lick our wounds and come back out when we're ready.

Yeah, I used to think that we were both dogs.

And the older I get, I think I'm a dog and he's a cat.

Do you know what I'm saying?

Like, I'm more open to intimacy.

I want to be close.

I'm like, hi, what are you doing?

Let's go back to the camera.

And then he's more like...

This is a kind of a broad, right?

Yeah, just a usual broad, yeah.

And then a guy's like...

But the broads are usually like cats.

They're the ones that are usually kind of like

you come at them too quickly.

They argue

they hide on top of the refrigerator.

Do I do that?

I mean, you're not, you know.

I'm not a real normal.

You're not normal.

You're not a normal bitch.

Yeah.

My rates are fucked up to be.

Normal woman, sweetie.

No.

Yeah, you're not.

You're not a golden retriever, if that's what you're thinking.

I don't think I'm a golden retriever.

No.

But I'm like a Brussels.

I'm a Brussels creator.

That's a little high-strung.

I don't know.

What happened today?

What are we doing here?

What is going on?

I don't know.

Didn't this used to be a funny show?

Oh, sorry.

We went to

the sling blade and then this guy with the head injury.

He's been doing this lately.

I keep going dark.

He's been watching a lot more murdery and serial injuries.

Things progress, Tom.

That's what I tell you.

It just gets worse.

Thank God it's not sexual stuff.

But if the FBI shows up, Chris, you know,

I don't know.

Well, what's a fun guy I can show him?

I can show him a cool guy.

Well, of course.

He hasn't been here in a while.

Oh, my God.

I know.

Let me see.

I'm just looking at people.

Oh, this guy.

Do you want to talk shit, you fucking losers?

What's up?

I'm here on the beach.

What the fuck is up?

Oh, Jesus.

You weren't expecting that, huh?

That's a little methy, right?

Oh, yeah.

Just that kind of extreme aggression and stuff.

You know, I was listening to a lecture.

There was a guy named Dave Smith that was a famous,

he ran the Hate Ashray Free Clinic back in the 70s.

He was a famous sort of early addiction medicine guy.

And he worked with a guy named Wesson.

Smith and Wesson jokes went on for quite a while.

But Dave Smith said to me, he goes, you know, we coined the phrase, Smith and the Smith, and Dr.

Wesson and I coined the phrase.

Speed kills.

Do you remember that from the 60s?

Yeah.

Yes.

And he said, we never meant to mean that speed would kill you.

It's people on speed kill.

Oh,

shit.

Yeah.

That's what that meant.

Yeah.

That's what he said.

Didn't realize that.

Speed kills.

Yeah.

Although speed will also eventually kill you as we found out.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He'll just.

Why am I forgetting his name?

Our speed friend that's in control.

Oh, Herc, Federal.

Fedsmoker.

There we go.

Fed Smoker.

That's been going long enough.

I can't remember Fed Smoker's name.

Our beloved.

Poor buddy.

I know, but that was inevitable.

And they die of all kinds of things.

I heard you, or you were Tom, Tom, you told me you told some story where a guy I met died of a heart attack or whatever.

They die of all kinds of stuff.

They do.

They just get strokes, they get arrhythmias, they get

killing your body.

Yeah, it's just, yeah, it's bad.

And by the way, you know, the thing that people miss about meth that I was going to mention earlier is if you smoke meth, you only have to

so bad.

I know you do.

I'll watch you.

I'll watch you.

I'll tell you why.

Oh, this time coming back to Austin, I guess.

That's what I'm excited to try.

Just don't let Bert do it.

Because I did some, I tried some some Vivance.

Oh, you like that?

Loved it.

That's a pill, yeah?

Yeah, yeah.

It's adjacent.

It's methadjacent.

Oh, shut up.

Did you not?

Please?

Did you stop talking?

You guys were talking about how the German army stayed awake for two weeks at a time until they died.

What's your opinion on it?

On amphetamines?

No, Vivance, yeah.

Amphetamines.

I think

we do this strange thing in this country where we both under-treat and over-treat simultaneously.

Yeah.

So people that need the Vivants are getting it, and people that don't need it are getting it.

I am properly diagnosed, properly used for appropriate periods of time.

I'm a fan.

Being widely prescribed, I'm not a fan.

People are on it too long, they're too readily on it.

What would you be on it for?

ADD, primarily.

Oh, to help rein it in.

I want to ask you about this story.

Hold on, hold on.

Before I ask about that drawer, I got to fool my meth store.

What was I saying?

Oh, that you only have to smoke it once a day.

Smoke it.

If you're smoking it,

it lasts for a long period of time.

And you'll be on the streets in about three weeks.

It takes you down fast.

Really?

And people go out in the streets.

This is one of the why mythologies get going.

Like, they'll go out in the street and they're like, here is a teacher.

And she's on the, and she'll three weeks ago, she was, she was teaching.

And they're like, did you lose your rent?

Or you couldn't pay your rent?

Like, yeah, yeah, I had trouble paying rent.

Yeah, that's why I'm here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They forgot to mention the meth part.

Yeah.

And how fast, because they're bewildered by it, too.

Why am I on the street?

How did I get here?

Yeah, why does that happen?

It just,

some of it is the scene.

They want to be in the, they just be out all night in the scene, the arousal of all of it.

And some of it is it just, it just makes you unable to take care of your basic daily needs.

And they just go to the street.

Because it's so sweet.

It's so cool.

And you want to keep doing it.

And that's all you want to do.

And that's why people are doing it.

Because I think I'm mostly a laid-back guy.

You know, I'm a low

energy sort of.

So the idea of being, you know, gacked up

on meth, I feel like it's appealing.

I don't want a downer.

I want a fucking upper.

Yeah, I get that.

I get that.

I think I'm similar.

I think I'm similar.

Yeah, right?

We should do it together.

We both like the nicotine.

Yeah.

You want some?

Is it in a pouch?

What is it?

It's a pouch.

Try it.

You want to try it?

Sure.

It's a rogue.

Rogie's band.

Are they mint?

This one is spearmint.

Okay, good.

Thank you.

How come you use this brand?

I'll join you.

I have to take them out pretty quickly because I quickly get dizzy, headache, and nausea.

Well, one time

I chewed Nicorette, and I was

freaking out.

Don't chew it.

I know, it's just put a bunch of chicken.

Yeah, it's not gum.

Don't chew it.

Hey, I like you, rogue.

Send me stuff.

I love you.

Thank you.

I'd like to ask you.

I'm just going to say nicotine has got vilified because of tobacco.

Nicotine is not tobacco, has its own profile.

If it's used by itself, that's good.

Let's ask you this.

Appetite suppression.

Are you an uncle?

Yes.

But are you a Funko?

No.

What they say, hold on.

Move your head.

I'm trying to pronounce it.

Say, fuck.

Hold on.

I'm trying to sound it out.

But you're not sounding it right.

Fuck.

No, no, no.

Say Uncle.

They don't say Uncle.

They say fuck.

It rhymes with Uncle Funko.

Fucko.

No, Funko.

Funko.

Yeah.

Funko.

No, no, Funko.

No, no, no, no, fuck.

Don't say it.

Now you got me saying it because I'm getting pissed off.

You're saying the fucking wrong.

Saying the fucking word wrong.

It don't say no about no fuck or nothing.

It say Uncle funko.

Funko.

Now, bitch, if you can't get it, if you can't say it, don't say it, don't say it.

Don't say that shit.

Because you're pissing me off.

Again, I like cool guys.

I like them all.

I love this guy.

Yeah, I'd go to his house too, just like RPC.

Well, I got an update.

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.

Oh, hang on.

The liver on his face.

But also, remember how we used to have to set the background of the scene to figure everything out?

Look at what the hell is that?

I'm trying to know.

What is that?

It's an an air cooler.

But why is it covered with plastic?

This is all a mistake.

I will tell you, not so much because when people board up and plastic up vents and things,

that's a meth thing.

Really?

Yeah, that's a really typical channel.

Check out this update.

So I had to put this together because in this other video, I'm about to show you, there's a profile camera set up that I believe the nephew who we're seeing filmed this set up, and he's pulling another prank on his uncle here.

But it's

Uncle Funko, yeah.

It's pretty dark what he does to his uncle.

Oh, no.

The United States has been subjected to a nuclear attack.

The North American Aerospace Defense Command has detected the launch of 12 nuclear missiles aimed towards the mainland United States.

Four of the 12 missiles launched have been intercepted.

The eight remaining nuclear missiles will strike the following locations in the next 15 to 20 minutes: Los Angeles, San Diego, Chicago, Houston, Phoenix, New York City, Philadelphia, and Seattle.

Philadelphia.

Within a 300-mile radius of these areas, everyone should seek out a fallout shelter as soon as possible.

Nuclear fallout is a byproduct of nuclear attacks and prolonged exposure.

Awesome.

If a nearby area has been designated as a fallout shelter, get there right away.

Otherwise, he's handsome.

See that?

Make sure you gotta go enough food, drink, and a battery-operated radio.

Wait until

you're leaving

before leaving.

Maybe that's not the same guy.

Is that the same guy?

It's the same guy.

I can't tell.

It's the same guy for sure.

Tune into a station that is serving your area for more information.

The president will address the nation on all radio and television stations shortly.

Stand by for this message: this is a national emergency.

We gotta go to war now.

Oh, my God.

I know.

Countdown to the nuclear destruction.

Oh, it stops there?

Yeah, I don't know why it stops there.

Probably because the uncle really goes south.

I think it, yeah, yeah.

That's a really good prank.

I like that the kid knows.

Thanks, Joe Biden.

Yeah.

To be fair, I mean, War of the Worlds did the same thing to the entire country.

Oh, yeah.

That's right.

But he got his uncle all worked up.

There's not more to this.

You don't want to see the fallout of this?

The full video is like 14 minutes.

Oh.

Oh, and does his uncle survive?

He's got to get him.

Does he reveal his prank?

Because that's the part I'm looking for.

Yeah, that's me too.

One suck.

You get the prank.

You don't have to keep going.

Well, in the meantime, I'm going to ask Dr.

Drew.

That little kid is Orson Welles.

Drew.

Yes, ma'am.

Gabapentin, I've been prescribed gabapentin for pain, for everything, for anxiety.

And I'm like, I know what's going to fucking happen.

In five years, they're going to come out and be like, oh, gabapentin, you took that?

Yeah, you have holes in your brain.

No, I don't think.

Well, how much?

Up to 300 milligrams, let's say, a pop.

And often?

I mean, if I'm in pain, they were telling me to take it.

Do you have 100 milligram tablets or 300 milliseconds?

I do.

I have

100 isn't.

You have 300 tablets or 100 tablets?

I have both, but I don't take it.

Try the hundreds.

They're nothing.

They're very

nothing burger.

It's a nothing burger.

It actually hits the same system as the Valium, but does it by a different mechanism that it doesn't get the addicting property?

I could, but actually, not in the state of Texas.

That's cool.

I'll go to California.

I'll see you there.

We'll create a medical record.

You don't know how often this happens to me.

And

I've revealed to your son,

your son,

your husband, that I'm a codependent, and he is going for it.

No, now he's taking advantage.

He's trying to take advantage of your temperament.

We got a little deal.

It's not a big problem.

It's not a big problem.

Let me just drive one of your cars.

Sure.

Let's start whatever you want.

Oh, is this it?

Oh, this is the end?

What happens?

No, Joe, you didn't vote for Joe Biden.

We wouldn't be doing that.

I told you not to vote for him.

Tell you what the fuck to do.

I'm going to hide under the bed then.

Go with Joe Biden.

hide under the bed.

You got to go?

To the police station.

Ain't nowhere to go, but the police station.

Where we gonna go?

Do you know where it's saying seek shelter?

That means.

The police station.

Fuck the police station.

It's really chilling, you know, exactly.

So they about to come to America.

Russia here.

They here.

See you.

We got to get the fuck out of here.

We got to find.

See, this

is what they say.

Okay, get under the bed.

Hurry up.

Hurry up.

She said,

Under the bed, they blowing missiles on everything.

The bed protected.

You hiding under the bed, that's what they taught us in school.

Get under the thing to do this.

Hurry up.

God, he reminds me of the character in

Curb Your Enthusiasm.

I know.

It's so funny.

Like JB Smoothie.

Yeah, JB's character is just like this guy.

Come on.

Throw in the fucking fucking button.

He's basically sick.

oh my god

oh here he comes

to this bullshit

all the motherfucking time

uh come out start breaking up motherfuckers start

going crazy hold on some bullshit you that's what i'm saying

it's a time to play is a time not to be playing this guy you don't play never know where the fuck this shit might go off.

You motherfuckers crazy as fuck, any goddamn whale.

I have a pitch,

curb your enthusiasm, reality with this guy.

You as Larry David, he as JV Smooth character, unbelievable.

There it is.

Oh, that's such a good prank.

That's fantastic.

Yeah, I love it.

I wish I had thought of it.

I love cool guys, and I love this guy.

Horrible or hilarious?

Hilarious.

I'm going to show you this.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Yeah.

Oh, geez.

Shit!

He broke all the limbs.

Everything.

Yeah, he's not great.

Oh, do you know the

well, it says he's alive?

Oh, Christian.

Let's see together.

Is there a neck injury in there?

I don't know.

He's done some broken bones.

Oh,

dude, he's like a greater drink.

You know, young people can withstand a lot.

Oh, it's not a lot different than some of the jackass stuff guys do.

Oh, my gosh.

It is

not horrible, horrible.

When you guys show me horrible stuff, it's usually truly horrible.

Yeah.

So we'll say hilarious.

Oh, horrible.

Oh!

Oh, that's horrible.

Run over by a truck.

You think it's hilarious?

That was pretty good.

That was pretty good.

Show your little, you got to hit me up.

I know what the fuck is going on.

Someone help him.

All right.

We need to build a fallout shelter.

Okay.

Fallout shelter.

I have thought about that.

You have?

They have these capsules.

You just lower them into the ground.

You know what i keep thinking about because i never had any of these thoughts about how we're on our own until really really like the pandemic made you go like oh you're on your own yes and then other technological things happening yeah like when remember when the the software program rebooted so all the airlines could fly yes you and then so you you don't realize how close to the edge we are exactly yeah and then to

become a survivalist all of a sudden you think they were the idiots now like oh this guy's have a point yeah it's got a point yeah and i become like Rogan, too.

The earth is flat.

I'm open to everything now.

You're open to everything.

Everything.

Everything.

COVID was such an eye-opening experience for me and so shattering.

I'm like, okay, well, now anything's possible.

Anything's possible.

And then, like, whatever, a month ago, ATT is just like, they're like, it's not working today.

And then earlier today or whatever, Verizon, just same thing.

Like, SOS doesn't work.

What do you mean doesn't work?

They're like, just it's offline.

So you go like all these things, like you said, you're on the edge of

how close we are to being back to nature again.

And that's where you get your food.

And then when the supply lines get cut and are screwed up, we're going to have a strike soon or had a strike.

And then my friend Sean pointed this out to me when

we were in a car together and it was right after the software, I forget what was that crowdsource.

Yeah, yeah.

Right.

I remember that, yeah.

That went down.

He was like, yeah, you know, if we were all, because it's, it's in the future, you know, all in electric cars, there is the possibility that, like, some, you didn't know that somebody could just go do

and just shut them down.

Absolutely.

A thousand percent.

Just like when they were already planning that.

When Amazon, they were like, oh, yeah, the uh, the Alexa, you know, they got the report, like somebody's conversation was like uploaded to them and then broadcast.

And they're like, wait, that can happen.

They're like, oh, yeah, we can do that.

Sorry.

Hey, man, what scares my stupid brain now?

I've seen so many things that have been so shocking.

I start wondering, well, maybe the bad guys that want to shut down the cars are are the one pushing the cars also to make sure we all get them.

It's like,

get the car.

Well, you know, that like the government, when Facebook came out, they were thrilled.

Now they can see and know everything you're doing because you're voluntarily posting it.

Did you see Kerry the other day talking about misinformation, about how we have to have laws?

And the New York Times, Kerry, is that his name?

Senator Kerry, former Senator Kerry.

John Kerry?

John Kerry, yeah.

No, what did he say?

Oh, he said it's time that we just really had, we did away with the First Amendment, essentially, and really go after misinformation because

we can't have this.

Holy shit.

Yeah.

Cool.

Yeah.

And

again, I have no problem with the government involving themselves in educating people, but they decide what's misinformation and then cancel everything else.

Cool.

That is.

Sounds like Russia.

It sounds like the Spanish Inquisition.

That's what they did.

They kept going.

When Galileo came around, they said, well, it could be true.

We don't know, but it's too disruptive.

So goodbye.

See ya.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Cut them up.

Al, we'll watch her.

She's

doing that.

Oh, shit.

I love fat people on vines.

Bang.

Hilarious.

That's always good.

Uh-oh.

That's not a good idea.

That didn't sound hilarious.

Because it's not okay.

Uh-oh.

This person, yeah.

Femur fracture.

Not sure.

It doesn't have the extra rapport, but this is the thing that a lot of people don't realize about rope swings is the down force.

You need the upper body strength to be able to hold yourself up.

Yes.

And this lady certainly appears to not have it.

I I saw a cool guy trying to recreate a pendulum.

It was on Instagram.

And they had this scientist with a bowling ball and a girl, and it's on a pendulum.

They take the bowling ball and they release it.

It swings back and comes right back to where it was, like within inches of her nose.

And so the cool guy does, I'm going to do that.

He takes a bowling ball and does that with it.

And he comes back and pushes his head through the wall.

Because he didn't release it.

He didn't.

He pushed it.

So it went out further.

Yeah, yeah.

And it came back further.

Yeah.

Good times.

That is.

God damn.

Oh,

you know what's bad about?

Oh.

Again,

the cries let you know that it's not okay.

Well, what did he do wrong?

Because let me see.

I just want to look at his

form.

I mean, it looked like he was doing it correctly.

Oh, he didn't.

Oh, he just lost it, though.

He just went.

Yeah, he lost his.

And there's rocks.

He landed on rocks.

Yeah, I mean, if you're going to go backwards.

I mean, the ramps can hurt you, man.

Think how many times skateboarders get their

impression.

Yeah, exactly.

Poor guy, I mean, yeah, it's just terrible.

Have you seen Brett Favre lately, by the way?

Speaking of head injuries.

Yeah, he has early onset.

Parkinson.

Parkinson.

But you look at him talking, it's like, oh, that's Joe Biden.

It's exact same cognitive.

I don't know about the cognitive, if he's right as far along cognitively, but the face and the speech and all that.

It seems totally crazy, though,

that we were living.

I think it was a good thing.

Anything's possible.

But in historical terms yes because you know we all have our age and you hear about things from another era yeah we're living in a time where the president was so clearly

i mean impaired impaired impaired impaired had a neurological look this is what i keep telling people when we teach medical students what is parkinson's disease or parkinsonism which are two different things we show a video of somebody with that

exactly what he has and go look at the mask like facies the slowed speech the difficulty producing speech with word finding, the slowed gait, the fascinating gait, everything.

Everything is the slow, the frozenness.

His hands are always out here.

Parkinsonism.

I don't see anything.

What are you talking about?

Everybody was.

And worse, how dare you?

You know, he's not your patient.

How dare you?

No, I don't know what's causing it.

I just know that's what that is.

Just like if you showed me a rash, I could describe the rash.

Sure.

Yeah.

You know what, though?

I think society in the world has always been nutty, and we're just noticing.

Well, that's an interesting thing.

But look at, look at Kennedy was shot we've had a president assassinated do you know that he got strung out on method drugs you don't know that he had that horrible back pain that he dealt with horrible back pain which is chronic opiate withdrawal from his opiate addiction and the Addison's disease also bullshit because the chronic opiate suppresses the adrenal gland so all our chronic opiate users look like they have hypotestosterone and hypoadrenalism that's what they get back then the asshole that was injecting him just goes oh you also have addisons let's give you steroids also.

Wow.

And they found because he was strung out on opioids and fatigued, they gave him methamphetamine.

They gave him amphetamine.

Sweet.

And went full circle again.

How good was that?

And he got psychotic.

And you don't know this story?

Yeah, of course.

They didn't teach it in 11 years.

We actually did it in drunk history.

You know, drunk history.

We had a horse.

Derek Waters did this, this historical.

He had all the historical documents, documenting exactly what had happened.

He had a whole floor of a hotel he was held up in for some reason.

The doctor was coming up there and this asshole.

My peers never ceased to disappoint me.

And he got psychotic, threw off all his clothes and did cartwheels down the hall.

Felt screaming about how great he feels.

This doctor's a genius.

He hasn't felt so good his whole life.

And a

enlightened physician came in, a psychiatrist, a woman, came in and said, you can never see this man again.

We have to get you landed here.

This is not good.

Imagine if that had been during the Cuban missile crisis.

Holy shit.

Just launch them.

Dude, and he and his brother tag teamed Marilyn Monroe and Malibu.

Did you know this?

I did know that.

Yeah.

Isn't that, that's what's up.

You're like the only other person that fucking knows that.

Well documented.

And there's a tape of it.

Thank you.

There's a tape of it.

Yes.

There's an audio tape.

There's a bunch of audio tapes with him with Marilyn.

Right?

But he and his bro were tag teams.

Find those audio.

She was a sex addict, trauma survivor.

She's very traumatized.

Poor boy.

And the

And the little girl voice of developmental arrest and all that.

She's the victim.

And that, again,

we started our bullshit then, that we glorified that, glamorized that.

That was a sick person.

I know.

And then for the sad person.

And then a drug addict, then a sex addict.

But also, they used her in Hollywood.

She had to sleep her way to get into the movies because that's what they did back then.

The casting cat, which they still do now.

They do.

Well, not in the comedy world.

But yeah, I'm sure.

I'm sure you fuck.

Look at Harvey.

He was banging every day.

Yeah, yeah.

But I thought now we've sort of moved, we've hilariously gotten past that.

I know.

I don't know.

I don't think.

I feel like I learned something new about how awful people are.

True, would you like to see some of Christina's talks?

She's got some videos to show you herself.

You try to find that audio if you can.

TikToks.

Hey, y'all, what's up?

It's Gato the Batty, aka Batty with the Masky.

And this weekend, I went to the Frida Cinema in Santana for a COVID safer movie event.

Fantastic.

The event was high filtration mask and testing required.

Everyone, including staff, was required to mask up.

They were super friendly, super proud of all the folks who made this happen.

They also had additional free masks and goodie bags for us to take home since masks were required to be on the whole time.

The theater itself was really nice and clean.

There were at least four air purifiers, and the organizers also disinfected all the seats before we went inside.

There was also two separate mask break rooms with air purifiers in case folks needed it.

The movie was really intense, but 10 out of 10, this free event was so much fun, and I really enjoyed the movie.

So,

not long ago,

we would call that mental illness?

Yeah.

Because this looks like it's about a year old.

It looks like.

It's still 2023.

I just worry what we did to these people.

It's like, we did this to them.

But I'm seeing people now still mask outside.

Not only are they masking outside and masking everywhere in Washington, but

they're kind of making it their identity.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

It's a talisman.

Is this like PTSD for some of these people?

No, no, no.

I haven't really constructed what it is in my head because it's so offensive to me and so troubling.

And then I feel bad.

Like, oh, we did this to these people.

Why am I so angry about this?

Look, if they want to wear a mask, they have to fucking go do it.

What drives me crazy is I don't like irrationality.

I don't like it.

If you want to wear a mask, get a properly fitting N95 and don't ever take it off.

Ever, except when you go back home.

Yeah.

Anything else?

And you're just, it's all bullshit.

It's all performance.

It's a performance.

So it's a performance.

Now you're talking about grandiosity and you're telegraphing and this is your identity that you're projecting onto the world.

It's no different than so many other,

you as a goth person.

Yeah, you're sending messages, but I was a teenager.

Right, exactly.

Well, she's kind of young-ish, but it's so odd.

It's identity.

But it's just so odd.

And they're congratulated for it by a certain population.

I've seen it the most every time I go to New York.

New York still has a good bit of, like, you walk in a snowstorm.

That is probably PTSD, though, because those guys,

we did traumatize New Yorkers.

I mean, for instance, you know, the bodies piling up and the van.

Do you know why there were those cooler vans for the bodies in New York City hospitals?

You know why?

Because they closed down the mortuary so they couldn't move the bodies out as they normally did.

So they had to just sit them there at the hospital and they accumulated.

Hospitals always have morgues.

They always have dead bodies and they move along every day.

If you shut down the ability to do that, you got to pile them up somewhere.

Wait, can can I tell you what's actually

during a pandemic, which is harming people?

Of course.

What's super gay, and this is why I don't like this culture of ultra-maskers.

If you look at the barcode at the bottom, and

you can scan that barcode to check for triggers in the film,

which is so fucking stupid.

Okay, here's the get fucked with your triggers.

Well, not only get fucked,

we are harming people.

Of course.

It's been now shown without the slightest doubt that exposure is how you improve resiliency and psychiatric symptoms.

Thank you.

It's called exposure therapy.

Just about everything.

Anxiety, OCD, it all responds to exposure.

If you isolate, you make people ill.

It's the opposite of resilience.

It's the opposite of autonomy.

Does Tom need some exposure?

No, because can I tell you what I started doing?

Because I have the phobia of vomiting, correct?

I've been through therapy, hypnotherapy.

You know what I started doing whenever I did.

I love these videos.

And I love it.

And now I feel better because I go, oh, that's not so bad.

Do you need somebody with you to do it?

No, I'm not a fucking pussy.

I don't need people with me.

Wow.

I don't need this.

And did you have to take it sort of

small doses to begin with?

Did you hear it?

No, see, this actually.

Okay, I don't like it, but I can hear it.

Yeah, you used to be absolutely

I don't like that, but I'm imagining.

I have to see it.

If I see it, it actually is better than the sound for me.

Like a video of a man has to be a man puking, like a younger man.

Yeah, and I'm like a younger man.

Like a youthful, not like an elderly, sick person.

Then you're good with the vomit.

Yes, if it's a healthy, hardy person, like a drunk puke, I'm like, oh.

Like, I was watching people puke on,

you know, fucking whatever the shit is that they give these hippies and the yurts and they fucking puke.

Yeah.

And I was like, all right, that's cool.

Anyway, I'm not sure.

We have an update on Monroe.

The Kennedy Monroe tapes were allegedly turned over to LAPD, then destroyed.

Although many witnesses attest to them having

of course.

The Kennedys killed her or they let her die.

But they know he was with

Kennedy fucked her the night she died.

But all that was what fucked her up to take the pillow.

Yeah, take the pill.

She had just a classic drug.

I know.

And by the way,

I don't know why I've gone down this rabbit hole a bit, but I watched an interview with the pathologist that did her autopsy, and he sat on the table.

He was like, oh my God, what happened to this woman?

She looks so deteriorated.

This is not the woman that was on the films.

Really?

Yeah.

Deteriorated.

Just drugs and alcohol and just fat.

Just

fatty.

She was what, 140 when she died?

What a pig.

She's huge.

No, but I mean, she just was not what she is.

No, she was not.

She was deteriorated.

And it's alcohol, really, primarily that does that.

I don't know.

Alcohol is not really a problem.

We'll see this next one.

He'll tell you.

Mama, what are you having for a feed later?

Oh, stop it, Samantha.

We don't use that language.

Bloody beauty day, isn't it?

Boy, stop it.

You're not bugging.

Behave yourself.

Do I come get a Manny Petty later?

My dogs need doing.

My gosh, Samantha, you have never spoken like that before.

Just behave.

I love the big smile.

I love the big ribs.

It's always, I guess,

it is.

I love nothing more than upsetting my mother.

You know, right.

I love it.

And you know what?

We all enjoy it on your behalf.

We all are there with it.

It is universal.

People love it.

I hated my mom, too, so I liked it.

Yeah, see, my mom and I never could never.

You could never do that to her.

She was that mean.

She wouldn't even let you fuck with her.

No, she was brutal.

Really?

Like, what would happen if you try to wind your mom up?

She started yelling.

She had unregulated hostility.

Yeah.

See, now I wish my mom and your mom were alive and they could hang out and we could see who was a bigger.

Wait, is your mom dead?

Yeah.

Oh, thank God.

And I think cool wish.

It's funny.

We lost our dog recently.

I was really broken up.

It happened very fast.

And I was talking to Kroll, and he goes, Oh, yeah, I see you're upset.

He goes, Swears, your mom or your dog.

And I was like, the dog

by a big margin.

100%.

Dude, I think about our dead dog people.

But that's one thing, one favor our mothers did us.

Yeah.

We didn't have a big grief reaction when they passed.

No, it fucked me up, but different.

Different.

Yeah, different.

Not like, I'm so sad.

I love you, mommy.

Or I miss you or all this stuff.

Because

there was nothing for us in those relationships.

No, dude.

I was sadder when Top Dog, when his father passed.

I could cry even talking about him right now.

I know.

I love him so much.

You know what?

And I didn't call you through all that.

I apologize.

I fucking did it.

No, I was sort of overwhelmed.

I've been thinking about that.

No, no, but listen, I've been thinking about it.

But I was sort of overwhelmed by it because

you had hinted to me how important he was for you.

Yeah, he was very important.

And I just sort of like, I don't know if I'd call him.

But I heard you and I couldn't imagine what that meant.

No, yeah.

So

we don't know what it's like to lose.

And my dad, I had a pretty decent relationship with, but he gave me lots of warning.

I mean, he had a, oh my God, so many medical problems that I kept, here it is.

No, here it is.

No.

Okay, here it is.

Yeah.

finally

okay

you bitch yeah sorry

christ

everyone

talked today about the elephant in the room that women don't like talking about but we all think about having a bulge um what a bulge having a bulge doesn't magically make you a man Having a bulge doesn't negate your womanhood.

A lot of us women still have our bits and pieces.

Us women.

And that's okay.

So I think we really need to start changing the language.

I like the Harvard dormitory behind her.

That is the Harvard dorm.

And start normalizing.

I don't know, dude.

Bye, everyone.

Bye.

That's an interesting thought starter.

Have you had Nikki

Joe?

Oh, shit.

Nikki Glazer?

No, no, no, no.

Tell me about Jim Norton.

Jim Norton.

Nikki Norton.

Oh, yes.

No, but I've talked to Jim and know them.

Yeah, she is funny as she is

and has a clear view of this thing.

yeah, like really clear-headed about it.

Well, here's my deal: is that because I follow this person on the gram,

I'm not sure that they're not trolling us because here's why.

I will say, every trans person I've seen online, like she'd be able to tell you by their time.

They grow the hair out, yeah, and they shave their chest at the very least.

Well, the estrogen kind of gets rid of all that, too.

But this person is not on much estrogen if they're on it at all.

So, but I mean, who are we to say?

Indestrians are not required to be trans, all just identifying as whatever whatever i'm saying and listen you do you i'm so into same z's i am just all about it i love them all and i do like entertaining videos and that was an entertaining video and that's not a good dress for his turn sure body type i would dare you that's a hate hate speech i could hate speech i could help can i tell you something if i had the time i would help these people dress better and by the way this person was a former contestant on the bachelorette yeah like i would help them dress for their body type and figure out how to be a woman

better because somebody is not helping that.

Well, this is not a way to do that.

That's probably true.

And as males, how do, as a, as a being male a long time, how would you develop that?

You know, no, I know.

So they need a coach.

Like, you need a bridge coach, someone to coach you from being a dude to being a woman and be like, dude, this dress is, you look like fucking Snow White.

This is too much for you.

Yellow is not your color, baby.

We got to shave your fucking chest.

We got to get you a nice wig.

That's what I would do for this.

This dress just highlights the kind of masculine.

Yeah, the masculine.

I would minimize the shoulders with like a blazer, maybe.

I'd love you to show me.

Oh,

I would love to help you.

You don't advise him?

You do.

I do for male attire, but we haven't gotten into this yet.

If you know

when you're doing your

dragon.

To be a believable lady.

You would be such a challenge.

No.

You're very masculine.

I'm pretty.

You're the worst.

You're the ugliest woman in the world.

That's so rude.

That is a challenge.

That's hate speech, too.

Dude, you would be so ugly.

Stop.

I'd have to tape your eye bags.

Like, tape up your eyeballs.

Why?

Women can have eyebags.

How dare you?

No, we can't, babe.

That's filler.

You got to get that shit.

Do you think I can be a beautiful lady?

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Don't lie to him, Drew.

Why are you lying?

Look how easy a wig would fit, too.

Perfect.

Well, that, that, yeah, but your head is enormous.

I see lots of trans women with beards these days, so that doesn't describe it.

We fucking scramble this brain to figure shit out.

Could I pass as a man?

Yes.

I could pass as like a Fae.

Yeah.

Hey, keep that shirt on.

You'd be fine.

How dare you?

My hands are cold.

Shit bag.

Okay.

Okay.

Who's ready to do some Disney Halloween shopping?

Check out these ears.

Check out these Lounge Fuy Halloween bands.

And check out these ears.

They actually have a removable bow.

Oh my god!

I love score!

I didn't even know this existed!

Well, this is definitely coming home with me.

And this is also a new hat,

and I'm gonna have to try this shirt on, too.

Stitch is the star of this year's Halloween merchandise.

That shirt doesn't fit.

Check out these matching crocs.

Okay,

I'm good.

These are Disney adults who like to spell.

I know.

Yeah.

I know.

I think there's something going on there that they concern me.

You've been to Disneyland.

You're taking your kids?

Yeah, unfortunately.

It's a nightmare.

It sucks.

And they're also, they actually seem like they're like when they do these things, you're like, oh, there's some real delusion going on.

They're retarded.

Do you think she's a little retarded?

Yeah.

I mean, they're stuck.

Yeah.

Right?

And I like that they've found each other.

Oh, God.

And that they could find their joy together in this.

I mean, people have hobbies.

Let me put it to you this way.

What is the Disney adult male?

What the fuck is happening?

I know.

What is that?

Just, it all feels to me like trying to resurrect a lost past when there was happiness and now there is not.

Yeah.

Something.

Yeah.

So, Drew, a simpler time.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And it, but it feels like you're departing.

You really are departing from

adulthood.

Oh, yeah.

And then you see the people who go, oh, this is where I go.

There's some people we found every day.

They have a year-long pass, and at some point they'll go every day.

I know.

But can you?

No kids.

But can you kind of relate to the experience of trying to recreate their

own?

It's just that it's like everything with the human experience, when it becomes excessive, that's when you go, all right,

so there's a dating site just for Disney adults.

I say that's a good thing.

I'm going to call that good.

I am.

Because they are not going to find anybody else.

You know what I mean?

It's going to be a problem.

And I want them to find people.

I want them to find love.

Find some love.

Yeah.

I don't know.

You don't want to shake them into reality a bit.

It won't happen.

It won't happen.

No, I do.

That is the impulse, right?

That's kind of why they go, you shut it off.

We stop it.

Come on, let's get a job.

Because they probably do have some reasonably good.

But they're probably in punch.

Hold on.

You think it's a good idea for two arrested adults to get together?

I think there's nobody else going to put up with that shit right except another one maybe it just

gratify it the same way they want to be gratified hold on what if it's a super hot female disney adult

does not exist does not exist

you find it

no we saw the fucking website it doesn't exist

no

it doesn't exist on the other gender there's no like super school yeah there's no fabio male no they're too busy doing their thing yeah they're kids in reality

right

this is a reason I only change my pad once a week.

A lot of people change their pads every hour or whenever they go to the bathroom.

And honestly, I think it's a waste of money because pads are super expensive and they should be free.

But

this is why I only change my pad once a week because I keep this long thick ass pad.

It holds so much that I don't need to change it at all.

I don't need to change it.

It's one of those extra heavy overnight pads and they absorb everything.

Like they have good absorption.

Absorption?

absorption.

Yeah.

Once a week, Drew.

Why does she repeat absorption?

Because she didn't say the word right.

She said okay.

Good honor.

You tell me.

No.

Hygienic.

It's not hygienic.

It's got to smell.

Got to smell from a distance.

I mean, there's dogs coming up to her door.

And she definitely doesn't have heavy flows.

Definitely.

She's a light flow.

Are you sure?

Yes.

How come?

Because she would not have clothing

for a couple of days.

That's true.

She would be all stained up and be unable to get it out.

What about infection?

I mean, dad's a lot of people are in the middle of the day.

But she's not putting it

in her coat.

You're right.

It's just something sitting outside.

What about a yeastie?

I mean, that can be.

You can, but she's clearly not getting that.

It doesn't affect.

The vaginal ecosystem is complicated, right?

Everyone's different.

They're all different.

Her badge is necessary.

Her badge is fine.

No.

And can handle it.

I mean, you wouldn't want to come up.

I mean,

if you were out on a date and that's what you came upon,

well, maybe that's her goal.

Maybe she doesn't want to, you know, that's a repellent.

And there's also some guy that really likes that, too.

There's some guy out there that likes that.

I would not have believed that were it not for the education I've had here as you want to.

Thank you.

And I've tried to do that.

But, Drew, can you just do a public service announcement?

Yes, don't do that.

Change regularly.

I saw toxic shock like crazy back in the 80s.

And that's from tampons that are not taken out.

I tried a couple of heavy videos to show you.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Tell women how long can they leave a tampon in?

I mean, it depends on your flow and stuff.

You don't want to leave in all day if you can possibly avoid it.

All day, meaning 24 hours, even 12 hours.

It's like four to four to eight.

Yes.

And again, if you're a heavy flow, you don't want to change frequently.

Of course, just change on.

But

if you

get stuck up there all the time, maybe I need to enlighten you guys about this.

Not my puss.

So if you wonder if it's up there or not, it probably is.

And do some work.

You have to squat down and push hard and put your hand up there.

You have to really fish around because those left behind are the ones that do the damage.

Those child left behind,

us non-monogamous people are incredibly diverse.

What kind of people?

Hi, we decolonized in love.

I'm Millie, a Kenyan writer who is solo polyamorous, a relationship anarchist, non-binary, gender-fluid, and pansexual.

And I live

with my nesting partner.

And hi, I'm Nick.

I work in healthcare and I'm from Quebec.

I'm an egalitarian polyamorous, straight and cisgender.

No, you're not straight.

Definitely not.

Celebrate and showcase our unique and varied identities.

I'm Sarah.

I'm cis female straight.

Black female.

Live in Berlin, but I'm from New York and I've been non-monogamous for a decade.

Let's get visible.

Visible.

Hi, my name is Leanne.

I'm a polyamory educator and trainee sex therapist based in Bristol, UK, but I'm originally from Hong Kong.

I identify as bisexual, agender, and polyamorous.

That's cool.

What up, damn?

It's your girl, Avida, Lavida, Love Sister.

Whoa, I like her.

I am a social worker here in New Jersey.

In the United States, I identify as black AF,

and non-monogamous.

I like her the best.

And my pronouns are she, her, alien, they.

Fuck yeah, dude.

Hi.

Hi, I'm Roy Graf from Open Relating.

I'm a relationship coach and counselor from London, UK.

And I'm

mostly straight cis man.

Cheers.

Mostly straight.

Hi, I'm Leonardo.

How fucking long is she's also a polyamorous relationship anarchist?

She's an anarchist education mother.

I'm an American and Brazilian.

Okay.

So

what's a relationship anarchist?

I guess

but yet they're still in relationship with each other.

I just want to know the history, you know, the upbringing history.

Good for them, whatever.

I'm not, you know, look, whatever.

I do like her jacket.

It's good.

If people want to do whatever, I'm all in.

I don't understand the.

It applies to anarchist principles, Timber Relationship.

Okay.

I just don't understand the

need to declare.

Yeah.

But let's declare each of ours just so we see if we can do it.

Hold on.

Relationship anarchy.

Yeah.

And does it fit with who we're actually doing?

Right.

Right?

Because you and I are relationship anarchists.

I know it.

And our hearts.

Hold on.

But relationship anarchy, it's based on the idea that relationships should be free of rules that aren't agreed upon

by all parties in the world.

I told you.

Free of rules.

It's on you.

It's on you, yeah.

See, that's solmon.

That Sounds weird.

We don't care about who we fuck, who we hurt, who we harm, how we harm them, because we're anarchists, man.

They don't give a fuck about shit.

They just like to fuck.

I've been single for almost 10 years.

What about you?

He needs to join.

He needs to join that other group.

Yeah.

The relationship anarchists and the people that don't give a fuck.

That's true.

He should.

Then he'll get laid.

And look, if people want to do that, I good.

Yeah.

Is it good to be out of relationships for that long?

Is it good to be out of relationships for that?

I mean, so like this guy, yeah, no, not to be alone.

That's alone, but the other guys are alone too, in their own weird way, right?

Right, interesting.

And so, the question is: is it good never to be intimate?

That's the question.

Because to be intimate, you have to have stability and trust and safety and all these things that people have to have if you're going to be intimate.

If you feel intimacy is somehow dangerous or not a part of your life, we used to call that an intimacy disorder, and we used to call this other stuff sex addiction.

Yeah.

Until it makes you not happy.

That's why I appreciate Bert, too, right?

What I always tell you, like he's going to have to fight it on his own.

Eventually, he will get to a point where he wants to change, but we can't make him change.

It doesn't last forever.

Imagine those people.

Imagine some of those people at age 75.

Yeah.

Like imagine Bert at 75.

Oh, well, he won't be there.

I don't think so.

He won't be around.

It's so easy.

But these people will be, and they'll be kind of alone with a, and

they won't know necessarily how to be intimate or how to do the relationship or what their words are not, or maybe they will, I don't know, but up to them.

Or they'll find Jesus and

now, why do you say that?

Because that's interesting.

Because I know people that, yeah, you, you live it hard in your 20s, and then you, you wake up sometime in your 30s, and you go, oh, that wasn't for me.

This is a long-term.

It feels empty.

So do you have something really cool to show him or no?

Uh-oh.

We haven't seen really cool stuff yet.

Why this insistence on everybody knowing what makes you come and how you fuck?

It's so weird.

It is so weird.

Why do we have to know?

I mean, why?

Look,

part of me goes, Part of me goes, God, when I hear how gay men used to have to suffer and hide and get arrested and beaten all this crazy shit, I feel like, okay, I get why the men that went through that have to say, hey, now it's my turn to tell you what I'm doing.

The actual guys that like George Take that experience that stuff,

I want you on every mountaintop talking about who you are now and what you had to go through.

But the young men that grow up now, why do we have to know everything?

I don't know.

Are people beating?

I'll tell you what I think when people do that.

They're anticipating a reaction.

Yeah.

But what they are really hoping for, and they don't say this, is that it will elicit some type of arousal reaction in somebody.

In other words, they say, This is what makes me come.

And there's a part of the brain that goes, someone's going to go, oh, cool.

Like, I'll help you with that.

I think that's

a dating technique.

I think it is.

And it's disguised.

Yeah.

People disguise.

Men will do.

Yeah.

Men will do anything.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But what about the women that have to, like, the one in the food cabinet there?

What is she?

That's more of like, I'm an independent woman.

I'm my own perfume.

Yeah, yeah, it's feminism.

It's feminism.

What's up, guys?

Look at this nice, sparkly, glitter polo shirt.

I got it in red.

Look, see?

He went through some of the shit.

You can get it in the TikTok shop.

They have actually six fans.

He's got a fan.

3XL.

You should get one.

And get one right now.

Right now.

I mean, it's comfy.

There you go.

And sparkly.

It is.

And it's not heavy.

No, it's not.

Imagine being with white lights spinning like your own personal business.

He's got everything going.

Very cool.

Yeah, thank you.

Imagine that guy 22.

oh yeah cool very cool yeah but uh i think i prefer the the couple in the food closet really yeah yeah interesting because at least they're getting laid anything there you go dude drew oh oh

oh my god he's doing lat work see

i see he's pulling in doing pull-ins but look where it's but what what's coming up what's going in it's uh going in a large yes it's protruding out of his abdomen see how that is colon wait a minute wait wait wait wait wait wait So the device is hooked up.

So he does pull it.

He does pull it.

He gets the lab pull in.

What's the matter, Christina?

And then

I forgot about this clip.

The dildo is going,

it's like glued

mounted to it, and then it's protruding out of his abdomen.

Go ahead and hit play again.

Look how...

Look at his stomach.

Watch his side.

Oh, there it is.

I missed that part.

That's a big dildo.

It's really big.

Yeah.

That can't be good for your intestines or your.

No, and see, in order to even do that, he's having to.

I don't know.

It could be hurting a little.

I mean, remember, what was that dude that got the horse?

Yes, Mr.

Mr.

Hands.

Mr.

Hands.

You perforate the colon, no problem.

You can, yeah.

No problem.

And you're dead.

You're already.

Oh, you're going back.

Now, isn't this the stuff I was talking about you did when you did the live thing with Rogan?

Yeah, I think so.

Oh, yeah, this was it.

This was the actual video that made my wife's tits hurt, she said.

I was laughing so hard at her having a reaction to that.

And that is completely, I just see surgery when I see that.

You need surgery.

Yikes, mommy.

Good on you, whatever you're into.

Whatever you're into.

All right.

Yikes, mommy.

People screaming.

Not if it hurts you.

Oh, there's people screaming in the studio out there.

Oh, it's the same.

Oh, they've never seen this before?

No.

Young students.

Listen.

You can take this down.

Even in the state of Texas, whoever's got some warts.

Is that warts?

Yeah.

That's what that looks like.

That's not good.

That could even be syphilis, too, by the way.

Sometimes syphilis does shit like that.

Yeah, no, see,

the boys presented me all this stuff.

Oh, they did?

Okay, yeah.

So I've been exposed to all this.

It's called sounding.

Yeah.

It's called sounding.

Uh-oh.

What happened?

He held a fire.

Oh, his hands walked.

Oh, God.

Yeah.

He was probably drinking.

Oh, he's drinking.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

He's alright.

He's cool.

He's okay.

Okay.

All I can think about is how do I make sure my sons never do this?

Sure, boy.

This one you gotta watch.

This one's gonna be a good one.

I don't want it.

I don't want this anymore.

Hold on, let him go.

What's he putting this on?

Why is he injecting this?

Just to

be cool?

Yeah.

Or is he

Tom Arnold told me an interesting story about him?

He's telling you how to do this at home.

Yeah, but what's he doing?

But why is he doing it?

Well, do we know?

Is there more of that one?

Yeah.

Oh, he's got that like growth.

And he wants to.

And what he wants to.

I think he's just trying to drain it.

I think he caused that by putting the needle in before.

I wish I spoke some Russian.

Do you speak any Russian?

No, but you know, the thing is,

it's getting better.

Oh, bigger needle.

Bigger needle.

Well, he's going to.

Okay, we're done.

You think he's okay?

I think he's had an operation.

Oh, my goodness.

So Tom Arnold told me he wanted to do that when he was trying out of cocaine.

Really?

Really?

Maybe this guy's on cocaine?

Well, no, he was, you know, because he was so psychotic, he said he was talking to the guys across the mirror, and in the mirror were telling him

that he had to go take the sclera and cut it off because it was.

Okay, that's fine.

We don't need to talk about it.

And they broke in on him right then, took him to treatment.

Really?

Thankfully.

He didn't get this far with it.

Okay.

Well, that's a cool video, and that's a good one to go out on.

Dr.

Drew.

Wait, we didn't talk about Christina's stuff.

What happened?

I don't want to talk about it.

Oh, she hasn't been through shit.

I had Invisalign, and I just got them taken off.

Dude, you went through a lot.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Wow.

Having those scraped off your fucking teeth.

Yeah.

Worse than anything.

Worse than tits being removed.

I'm in radiation.

I don't know if you're aware.

Okay, and I wear a retainer.

Hold on, hold on, listen to Tom.

I wear a retainer every night now.

Oh,

what a torture.

It sucks.

Yeah.

But when they scrape it off, they have

drills, and you can feel the pain shooting up.

Your skin is your nerves.

Horrible.

I have radiation in my body right now.

I'm getting poisoned.

But a lot of people who haven't been, I feel like if you haven't been through Invisalign, you don't really have any place to fucking speak about it.

About anything.

Not really.

Yeah.

That's the the worst.

So we've both been through stuff.

And I have to get my roobes reconstructed in the new

fine.

I might have to do another Invisalign.

Really?

Probably.

Oh, dude.

I'm so sorry.

Thank you.

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I'm whispering a little bit because my woman is sleeping.

These are three-day worn panties, panties, panties.

Direction achieved.

This is

A 19 year old girl

Dark hairy asshole

And uh dark pussy

Teenage bandies And I also paid extra for her Not to wipe her pussy after this

Cause I'm monopolizing her vagina Right,

right

Shit mixed with piss.

Next to a fucking teenage pussy juice.

Or the bumpo.

Alright.

Let's give it a whiff.

Direction achieved.

Direction achieved.

This is ticking me a donor.

Oh,

oh, that is pungent.

Do you feel some shit?

With a pussy that was not wiped after missing, missing, missing.

Her panties have a very similar smell.

Pungent and nasty, nasty, nasty.

This is habit, boys.

This is habit, boys.

But I paid extra for the three days of wearing.

I never tipped women.

I never tipped women.

Cause I felt like I was the tip.

Tip.

Let's give it away.

Imagine achieved.

Imagine achieved.

This is ticking me a donor.

This is a gun me a donor.

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