Embrace The Chaos w/ Sebastian Maniscalco | YMH Ep. 782

Well, welcome.

Welcome to your mom's house.

You can catch our guest on the It Ain't Right Tour now.

Check him out in season two of Bookie this December.

It's Sebastian, man.

It's got to everybody.

Love him here.

Thank you for having me here.

First time here.

Thanks for coming.

Thanks for coming, man.

We've been friends for a while.

For a good while, yeah.

And this is the first time, actually, I think I've actually seen you two together yeah i love each other

separately that's why that's why the marriage works that's right we're never plenty of time apart that's right that's right well no this is the first time i've seen you together that's true oh we were we haven't really been around each other as as this that's true

you're at the comedy store i saw you in the palisades yeah and uh oh that's right at that little cute village yeah right before you just being being regular people

it's always weird to see a comic in the light of day there's people that i've only ever known in the dark at the store for like 20 years

like whoa dude you look totally different you're like man you have hair yeah it's wild yeah that is crazy anyway sebastian i have the best memories of you i the first time i saw you was in santa monica at a bar some show we always did on a weeknight you know and you were doing your roster for less

and i was like that's the funniest fucking thing that's one of those bits that made it uh

in the rounds amongst comics they're like like have you seen this guy's this bit you know like everyone had like signature bits that like you discover people on and i remember i think hearing about that bit even before i saw it like people were like this is the fucking funniest bit i've ever seen thank you and your cadence and your confidence and i was like i think i actually saw you first at the comedy of magic club

is that where we ran into each other well i think i don't even know if i ran into you i was like down down there and

I think they were like, you were having your own night and you hadn't quite like ascended to,

you know, doing huge, but that show was sold out.

And I was like, how's the show sold out?

Like, how does anyone know?

How do people know who you are yet?

I don't think it, I think it was like pre-specials and stuff.

And they were like, oh, he's got like people are, they were like discovering you.

You know what I mean?

Like in the midst of discovering you.

And because I would just do like those 15-minute spots there, you know, eat salmon.

Oh, that was the best part.

It's a nice salmon.

And that's, yeah, that's, I think that's where I first saw you.

And I was like, oh, wow, this guy's got, yeah, I could see how funny you were.

Yeah.

Well, thanks.

Yeah, it's

a funny relationship with comedians because going to the comedy clubs, I never really

spoke or, you know, I hung out, but I didn't really like, I wasn't a hang guy.

I didn't like hang out until like two o'clock in the morning.

Because you're kind of an introvert, too, right?

Yeah, I just kind of like doing my comedy.

You do your business and you go.

Yeah, especially when I met my wife, I just treated it as like, I got to go do a set and I'll come back home and we'll hang out.

So, yeah.

But then I do remember us crossing paths at the comedy store.

Yeah.

I think you brought me up one night.

Yeah.

And then we did,

what was the festival we did together?

That's right.

And that's actually when you had popped.

Because I remember what would happen was,

this is pretty funny.

I'll try to do this without hurting anyone else's feelings, but this was Oddball.

So Live Nation decided to do their version of

a comedy festival, the way like Lollapalooza or whatever.

And so they booked this tour of all these cities at amphitheaters.

Right.

And this is like 20, end of 2015, I think.

I think it's like end of 2015.

And all of a sudden, like everyone knew Sebat, like they used to do him at like Madonna.

It's just one name.

Everyone's like, so lucky the one name thing.

And we, and here's the thing, though, he wasn't closing out most shows.

He was like second to last.

And I remember we were like,

one of the shows, I'm sitting there with Jeff Ross, and you go up, and the fucking place goes crazy.

He's like, it's going to be a problem for whatever is after this.

I was like, yeah, that's going to suck.

And then he would go up and everybody was, they were like, oh, they're out here to see you.

And we did the Chicago area one and then we did the fucking Long Island one, the Jones Beach one.

Oh, Jones Beach, yeah.

And it was pandemonium when you went up there.

I was like, oh shit, like everybody was there.

That was like, oh, I could see that this was gonna, this is like a magic market, like the New York.

Yeah, Italians were all out.

He got, he was like, good night.

And they were just like, boop.

And you just saw, like, and we're like, hey, there's like two more people going up.

There were like 8,000 people at one time were leaving.

We're like, oh, shit.

8,000 Italians just got up

and left.

And I think it was John Mulaney actually that went on after me.

That he was, we were joking about the fact that he's up there and like

just all this cologne left the place.

Gone.

Yeah.

Yeah, it was, I mean, that's the thing is like, you know, the, that spot too, it's like, it's actually like the sweet spot, right?

Second to last.

I actually had one of the most desired, like, I learned this from doing that tour.

And I've told other people since, if you ever get on one of those, you go, if you can go right before intermission.

That's the sweet spot.

That is the spot.

And the reason is they've seen all the, like,

they're warmed up.

They're like, we're at a show.

Right before intermission, sun's down.

So now it's dark.

Yeah.

And intermission means you can go have dinner.

So like the show is going to go on another fucking two hour because there's an intermission and then all the acts.

So I would literally get like this cushion sweet spot.

And then I'd see everybody.

I'd be like, I'm, I'm going into the city.

I'm going to go have dinner right now.

And it was like, I tell anybody, like, if you can call your shot on this thing right before intermission, it's the best.

That's a good spot.

That's what we did in South Africa

tour.

And then you came from South Africa doing comedy.

We did a million years ago.

We did a festival there.

Before we had children.

Durban and

Johannesburg.

They ended up going.

Yeah, it was the Nando's

Chicken.

Hot Chicken.

Nando's Chicken had a tour yeah yeah it was it was really fun it was probably one of the best experiences

nando's chicken's great on the 11th night you're like i don't think i wanted my chicken because they would give it to you free in the green room yeah and that peri peri sauce by d5 you're like i'm gonna throw it i'm gonna shit blood again

um yeah but that was fun that was really fun that was a good time and again that was the thing you learned it was like there was all you know the the live nation one was kind of like

um i don't know it was just kind of laid laid out.

Like, this is what it is.

Like, all right.

But then on the South Africa one, I feel like there was kind of like a little more egos involved.

Like, people,

posturing, you know what I mean?

For like, I should go here and I don't want to go.

And I just was like,

you know, happy.

I was like, where do we go?

It was one of those things.

And

was it Ian Bagg hosted?

Right?

Didn't he host?

Yeah, Baggles.

Fuck, man.

Did he host or he did?

No, no, no.

He did like one of the early spots before intermission.

I think he murdered.

And yeah, but that was another thing where I would watch other people kind of be like, I think I should go here.

And I was like, oh, boy.

Okay.

Do whatever you want.

And then there was one

who had the ego.

We'll just say this person shall remain nameless.

However, they felt because at the time they were a hot ticket in the States.

Yeah.

But they demanded

a lot of breathing going on over here

to close out this festival.

And by the way, you've got heavy hitters on the show, right?

Bagels, Tom Segura.

It's great.

It's a good lineup.

And you got some big hitters in South Africa.

You know what I mean?

You forget that you're discovering them, but

they're known.

So you go, like, you fucking show up to

another country like, yeah, I know what I'm doing.

They're like, yeah, so is this fucking guy.

He's from here.

So like, just so that's.

And he knows the local jokes and the culture, and you know, that's everything.

Wait, you tell it, though, because you ever want to tell the story?

I'm like sweating thinking about it.

No, I think we should stop.

Okay.

It was getting interesting.

Let's just say this person demanded it

and it was very well known.

And it was an IP contract.

And we were all like, all right, bro.

Like, go ahead, knock it out.

And let's just say he ate some fucking African cock.

Like, fucking AIDS ticks.

It was wild.

That happened to be

very black and big.

They were big, black.

Yeah, he got booed.

He got booed.

And I remember that learning that lesson from that night:

don't let your ego get into it.

If you're in a different part of the world and this guy's the number one star, you're not the star.

Yeah, it's all relative.

In certain markets, you're not the star.

If I was in Atlantic City with you, I'd be like, I think Sebastian should close the show.

For sure, I will host.

No, you got, yeah, you can't get all

just

without saying any names.

Is the comedian

still working?

He died?

Is he gone now?

We'll tell you the name off, Mike, and I think the answer is yes.

Still wrapped up.

Still around.

Okay.

Good to know.

Just live?

Get ready to fucking cut that thing up.

Do you have?

He won't buy it.

It's fine.

So has this, this show's been on how long?

Since 2010.

2010.

So you got 14 years, right?

Yeah.

Is there an archival, like, edit, like the stuff that you edited out

somewhere on a drive?

Yeah.

And, like, when you pass away, this comes out.

Well,

it's a great way for one last viral clip.

Put it in our will.

The day we croak.

It's a great idea.

Well, because Pete and I, we do this Pete and Sebastian show.

We say a lot of stuff.

Well, Pete, more than I, and then we'll have to go cut it out.

And there's all this cutout stuff, which I think is really funny.

It's all the things that everybody would love to hear.

Yeah.

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And then it's like, really?

We can't air this because someone's going to get bumped out of shape or whatever.

So yeah, we have, we have an archival folder.

Well, it's like, you know, we all do this, but like when we sit around, like I just had a couple lunches with comics who the best is when they just, you go, it's good to see you.

And they just rant and talk shit.

And you're like, God, I wish I could release this stuff like that.

Because

it's like, it's what everybody would love.

And you go, yeah, you can't say it.

But man, if somebody just was like, fuck it, and release one of those, it would be unbelievable you know well i think in the comedy community from what i've seen from afar if you didn't know anything about comedians right you would think everybody's like supportive of every other comedian like that there's this big camaraderie and everybody's just hoping everybody else does great yeah i don't think that's the case is it at least no way it's not it seems like it's on the surface i think there's camaraderie amongst certain people and certain groups.

If you're friends,

if you're actually like close and you celebrate your friend's victories and you're like, oh, that's, you know what I mean?

Like, there's, or there's also this thing where, like, you don't even have to be friends, but if you're like, you know, he's a good guy and you hear good news, you're like, good for that guy.

He's a good guy.

I like that guy.

I will say hard work always trumps even the shittiest personality in our business.

You'd be like, yeah, but they totally grind at it.

They've been grinding at it so hard.

22 years.

I think the time comedians get real nasty is when you're like, that what that just happened like you didn't even do your time like we're very like prisoners we're like if you haven't done the time bro yeah yeah yeah that's true that is got to be in the trenches for a certain amount of time so what is the certain amount of time what what do you what do you deem as like

for what for what level because everybody has like well okay for a comedian to make to be making a very nice living doing stand-up and let's say if that's at the theater level oh wow over 10.

you gotta be

say over 10.

I would say 15 to 17.

A theaters.

If you're doing it at 10, you had some break that like

scotched.

But if you're over, let's say you're just 12 years in and somebody goes, hey, this person is doing well.

People go, okay,

they've put some time into this.

Yeah, there is a big thing for that.

But then the people who pop later in life, like the ones who are like, you know, they're in

their 50 or something and they've been at, then everyone really you can tell they really cheer for it.

It's just this thing where it's like understood that person has been grinding away at this and they're finally getting their moment.

I feel like most comics just go, I approve.

Yeah, yeah.

What do you think, Sebastian?

No, I think you're around that time, I guess 12, 13 years.

I mean.

I mean, there is exceptions to that rule, obviously.

The one that comes to mind for me is Eddie Murphy was like, whatever, 20, 21.

This is

like a unicorn.

Unicorn thing.

Which you could kind of understand why he skipped the line because he was just so super talented.

But yeah, I mean, knocking around.

Then there's like the other thing, like, because that's like purely stand-up based.

But then there's, there's, if your talent shines in another space and you get something because of that, I think most people go, you know, if the talent, like, if they see that, if the talent is easily read, like when Tiffany Haddish popped when she was on that movie, that road trip,

girls trip or whatever, you watch the trailer and you're like,

man, she's all happy.

She's a comedy star.

So no one's going to be like, I can't believe you're getting shit.

You watch that and you're like, yeah, she's clearly super talented.

I think people, and I don't...

have any reference for how long she was in it then, but I just go like, you see that she's good at this thing, right?

So you kind of celebrate that too i think i do i i think so however i'm gonna throw another curveball at you yeah bert's fat is that what you're gonna say huge yeah um

and he drinks a lot by the way i just saw something on instagram with him and his wife and he's doing the thing and is

is there any uh and i don't know what's going on on Bert's team or whatnot, but like when he's got like his whatever assistant or producers there and they got to look at his ass or balls hanging out.

Is there like a

human resources or anything?

Ask these guys.

They've been on that side of it.

Guys, what's the thought on that?

Yeah.

You just accept it?

No HR.

No HR.

Yeah.

He has a lot of women on his team, too.

Yeah, I noticed.

That's got to be cool for them.

Yeah.

The younger ones.

It is funny that you brought this up.

So one time we were all hanging out.

This is like maybe the last tour or something.

And it was like his guys,

his team, and me.

And then he was like, yeah, you know, I just

get naked in front of people on the bus.

And I go, you know, you really shouldn't do that.

He's like, why?

And I go, because people

like, they work for you.

They don't necessarily want to see you naked.

And he goes, what?

And he turns and his whole team is there.

He goes, what's up with this?

And they were like, yeah, we would appreciate it if you change behind clothes.

He was like, what the fuck?

He's like, You're just saying this now.

I go, Well, you never thought of this that someone doesn't want to see you change.

And he was like, All right, I'll start changing with the door closed.

I go, That's a fucking normal thing to do because he was just changing in front of people.

Yeah, yeah, he's very, very comfortable.

I mean,

he is.

I'll say this: I do admire, I do admire that as somebody who's so self-loathing.

And God, this looks like shit.

And I fucking feel, I see him as a free bird in that regard.

And he's just like, not only that, he's like, I look great.

Like,

he's like, I look great.

And I'm like, okay, fucking, that's, that's a cool narrative in your head.

But I think I took your, sorry, I took your curveball away.

Oh,

yeah, what was I doing?

Curveball.

Okay.

Do you think that there is, with all this stuff going on on the internet and podcasting, this, that, and the other thing, that comedians that are coming up now are spending the amount of time in the comedy clubs honing their act

as maybe generations before them?

Or are people just worried about pumping out videos and podcasts and whatnot?

It's a really insightful question.

My thought on it is it's a different path.

So we also can't think in terms of just how we did it because what's available today was not available to us.

So I think it's probably a combination of no,

like to a degree, no, they're not doing just what we did, but they're also like hyper-aware that these viral clips can change your

ticket sales, change your career, everything.

But I think you're right.

And I don't think the clubs support feature acts as much anymore.

That's 100%.

That's what it sounds like to me.

No, they don't is that kids can't get.

You can't be a feature.

There's no featuring.

You bring who you want to bring to everybody.

Yeah, mostly the headliners bring, or they'll give the kid from like TikTok who's got millions of followers who can sell out that show or whatever.

May not be the best act live, but can move tickets, which I totally understand from a club's perspective, right?

But yeah, I just don't think they're spending time, they don't have the time to hone the way we did.

You know, you would get those weeks from fucking Stroop, and you're like so stoked, you're like, oh, I'm gonna work fucking 40 weeks in like Toledo, Des Moines, Iowa, whatever, and these buddy bones.

And also, clubs have also changed their weeks.

I didn't realize that until recently, where a lot of clubs now have changed from being the

Wednesday, Thursday, to

Friday, Saturday.

That's it.

Yeah.

There's a lot of clubs doing Friday, Saturday shows.

And maybe they'll do some other, but I'm saying like the offer to the comic.

Like we used to be like, they'll be like, you'll come here Wednesday, Thursday morning, you'll do press.

You do Friday, Saturday.

They're like, oh, like I talked to my friends who are like, they just started working funny bones and stuff.

And they're like, yeah, my offers are Friday, Saturday.

it.

That's great.

So they're condensing the week, too.

Well, what are they doing the rest of the week?

Just doing local, local people, yeah, maybe they're doing figuring out something to do in the in the I think they're doing like quiz nights, quiz night bingo shit.

I don't know.

I think they might be renting it out for other things.

I think any couple do like church on Sundays.

There's some of them church stuff.

I kind of understand this too.

When you, especially like when you're

not

like cleaning out places, but like when you're starting, when your shit is starting to sell, and like they go, hey, for the week,

for Wednesday through Sunday,

you know, you sold 600 tickets here.

It's like, dude, can we do less shows then?

You know what I mean?

Like, not pay the staff and the lights.

Yeah, I mean, as the act, you're just like, great, why don't we try to get like 400 of them to come Friday, Saturday?

That's pretty good.

Two nights or whatever, you know?

I don't know.

The old model, I think, did need some

tweaking, too.

Yeah, for sure.

So I did want to ask you a couple things now that I'm here.

And I have to,

and

I would assume this is planned.

Yeah.

You do a really great job

on keeping your kids off social media.

Yeah.

And is that something that delivers

for sure?

Because I've never,

I've seen your kids in person at the Palisades, but I go on your Instagram.

I go, wow, their kids are completely

ghosted.

Is that something that you decided before you even had them?

Here's the thing.

Yes, I realized early on, I think, that I was like, you know, this lane of stand-up we're in is also like, because there's lanes within comedy, you know what I mean?

Where like there's

clean acts, there's family acts, there's, you know, there's, there's just like different style.

And I realized like we embrace chaos

on this podcast.

Like, this podcast.

We haven't even gotten to it yet.

I know, but it's fucking mayhem, dude.

I saw

this.

Funkle?

Well, with the bathtub.

I mean,

right.

But, like, it fuels this whole thing of like, of, like, there's weird shit out there and we're, we are finding out what's weird.

And then the comments are a mix of very funny, like, there's very funny comments.

There's crazy shit.

And it just gave me a peek into this side of humanity where I was like, this is chaotic.

And, you know,

it's not fucking main street where you go like, everything's great here.

So I was like, I don't want to, I don't think I should be like, here's my kids to that.

I thought that before even having kids.

And they don't see us on YouTube.

They don't see anything, really.

That's great.

So you're saying that there's like an underbelly of society here that

you're tapping into?

I believe so.

I would prefer to say highlighting showcasing the marginalized communities that's all that's on the internet yeah people that you don't get a voice sebastian that's how we see it

so these gentlemen so and again fascinating how this all so is this something that just developed organically or did you guys go we're gonna no we're gonna do this no it's it's sebastian it's it's our shared sensibility i will say

we both laughed at the worst part of Grizzly Man, that documentary.

I don't know if you remember about Timothy Treadwell, this maniac that would go live on a bear reservation thinking that he was protecting bears.

You saw that doc?

I didn't see that.

It's old as shit.

It's unbelievable.

This is one of the first days.

Yeah, Vernon Herzog.

Tom, this is 2005.

We're on a date.

We go see Grizzly Man.

And then we're in the theater.

And Werner Herzog is a legendary filmmaker, and he's making a very compassionate movie about this lost soul.

Timothy Treadwell is a lost soul.

You're supposed to feel bad who goes to

Alaska and lives with bears and documents it.

And then during the documentary, at one point, they find a pilot who had taken him from where civilization is to drop him off where bears are, something that nobody does.

So he goes, yeah, you know,

this guy comes up to me and he's asking me to drop him in bear country.

I thought he was retarded, you know?

And we laughed hard

in the theater

and you could see people being like

this isn't funny um

and that's when we felt like there's a real bond here

yeah

yeah

and that is the start of our shared sense of everything chaotic and weird and then we don't say nothing about no fucking nothing yeah

We really enjoy these things in private life, and then we decided to start talking about it on a podcast.

That's true.

That's true.

That's all shit that we love.

I don't know.

It's like, it's what I find funny in things like, you know, like little moments, like on the fun uncle, on the funkle clip, this little beat at the end, I could study

for fucking six days.

I could watch the clip over and over because there's so many like micro movements, micro emotions in it.

And that's what like what always makes me laugh about these clips is like the nuance of it.

It really which is interesting with you, Sebastian, because I feel like you're an upholder of the opposite of like, what the fuck is wrong with everybody?

Why can't people just fucking be normal?

Yeah, so yeah, that's kind of where my mindset is.

Be normal.

You're kind of in your hellgarden right now.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm coming from like the manners.

Like what.

Does anybody have like manners or like are we all kind of just

society falling apart at the seams?

Yeah.

so my my

it's a disdain and disgust for yes behavior that seems to be

it's a great lane too it really

is a great lane i know i identify with it to a great degree i oddly enough in stand-up i i've always adhered to like towing that line as well like i've always

Called out like are you seeing this?

Yeah, yeah, you know, like are you seeing this fucking nonsense?

But I feel like it's definitely been branded it's like it's a Sebastian brand is is essentially like what the fuck's going on here yeah

you know what I mean like it's a great comedic lane yeah did you grow up proper I don't want to say proper I just grew up with like very like you're not wearing that we're going here it's old school values in a way right it's like it's traditional values traditional values and you say you know we're talking about drugs and whatnot.

My family didn't do any pot or

hallucinogenics growing up.

It was my dad was a hairstylist.

My mother was a secretary.

And there was like...

Did your father...

I never asked you this.

Did he himself immigrate or did his parents immigrate?

He did.

As a child?

Or as an adult?

At 15, he came here.

Oh, so like, so he was you know, he spent 15 years in Sicily and growing up that way, brought some of those, you know, techniques here to the United States to teach his kids and my mother very you know like sweet and nice and so we all have immigrant parents it's a there is a shared experience in that and having immigrant parents I think so I mean I think they they bring a whole different uh set of rules yes maybe you don't see in other parents that were maybe raised here and my mom is big big time with like

you have to be kidding that you're wearing that or you oh for sure same

time like are you out of your mind?

It's like a consistent theme for sure.

Well, you could do two things.

You could adhere to that, right?

Yeah.

Or you could rebel against it, too.

Totally.

Did you listen?

Yeah.

Or were you going, oh, I'm going to go and do my own, I'm wearing my own.

I was a goth, so maybe.

Yeah.

You rebelled.

Big time you rebelled.

But then now as an adult, I go to like the courthouse and you're like, who the fuck is wearing flip-flops and shorts to court?

Are you out of your mind?

And now on airplanes, pajama bottoms, house slippers in the airport.

Like now I'm becoming my parents with that stuff.

Yeah, I mean, like total Euro.

I think what I did was I learned exactly what to do.

And like, I understand it completely.

And then I know how to specifically upset my mother, which for 45 years has given me a thrill.

You know what I mean?

So I love to like, I know not to belch at the table, but I do it because I know how much it's going to upset her.

You know, things like that.

All right.

I just described to her my series that I'm shooting next month and like the stories in it.

It's like all these like,

you know, like old Twilight Zone stories.

And each one of them, she was like, she goes, I will never leave my house if you make this.

You have to use a different name.

I go, different name?

She's like, people can't know this is you.

She's like, you are just, why don't you just make pornography?

Like, you know, I just know that it'll upset her, but I love upsetting her.

I don't know.

It's just like a trigger for me.

He hates his mom.

It's okay.

We all do.

You're a comic.

No, I think you mean everyone hates my mom.

Oh, yeah.

Specifically.

Yeah.

Your mom.

Yeah.

All right.

So is your, wait, is your mom immigrant or she was no, no, she was born here.

Uh, my father was born in Sicily and they met in Chicago.

And

yeah, they've been really, I mean, they've been really supportive of, you know, what I do.

No, I've seen, like, it's actually a very endearing thing.

The element of not knowing, I don't think I've ever met.

I'm trying to think if I've been somewhere and your dad's been there too, maybe briefly or something.

But

the idea of how much you bring them into things, it's very endearing.

Yeah, it's they're involved, you know, they're there.

Your sister, too, I want to say I've seen her in a bunch of things.

Yeah, I mean, sister's got three kids, so it's hard for her to go see shows, but she'll be in Chicago with me with her family.

It's nice to have the family, especially the kids, now kind of getting to know what I do, coming to the shows.

It's just such a different upbringing than I had.

And

like we were just at the Madison Square Garden, they're running around the garden up top in the balcony, right?

And I sit there looking at that going, I was...

I was in my yard digging holes, playing worms, you know, that was like my.

You realize they're going to tell those stories, too.

Yeah.

Yeah.

it's uh, it's really, it's really cool to kind of have them witness it and them sharing all the excitement of it all.

So, yeah, it's been really, really good for us because, you know, as you well know, you go on the road, right?

You got kids at home.

You, you know,

before you know it, they're 18, 19, 20 years old.

So I'm very, very conscious now of like, I don't want to miss a lot, you know, I don't want to be in Montana while my daughter's at a gymnastic meet.

Yeah, so, but before you know it, you know, you keep telling yourself you're going to slow down because I don't know how you guys operate.

I don't know what you mean.

This is the shit that I say to you all the time, motherfucker.

Literally, I'm like, it just, you're, yeah, so wait, how do you deal with it?

You're gonna die, you're gonna die, just gonna die.

They're gonna die,

they're gonna grow up, and then I don't know what

you're a famous big fucking deal.

Nobody remembers remembers you in five years anyway.

Do you remember Don Rickles?

Anybody in the booth?

Phyllis Stiller?

Any of those names?

No.

Rodney Dangerfield?

None.

Okay.

Go ahead.

You were saying?

Sorry, I didn't mean to touch on such a sensitive topic.

No, it's fine.

No, but listen,

because I go, okay.

This is very fleeting, this business, right?

Totally.

I look at it very negatively.

I'm not Mr.

Positivity when it comes to like it's always going to be there that that that that i look at it like next year

it's it it's over another guy is going to come in or whatever so i look at it it's like i let me get it now right before it's over

but then you keep saying that every year and next thing you know the kids are 21 you're like what the was i doing so what i have done is i'm like you know what let me let me pull back here a little bit because what are we gonna

i don't gotta have I don't gotta do everything, right?

It's up to me.

I was just, I just like, I just like doing stand-up.

Yeah, but sometimes you get pressured and go, you got a podcast?

No, you gotta get a podcast.

Yeah.

And I was like, we're gonna go get a podcast.

Like, you need to do a two-year TV show, broader audience, this and that, and the other thing.

So I find myself sometimes doing things, not necessarily out of the love of doing it,

but for, to feed this, the animal, to feed the stand-up.

So at the end of the day, it's like, you know,

how much stuff you're going to do?

It's the exact conversation.

Exactly the same.

And then you go, you know what I want to do?

I want to quit things.

Like, you just want to quit.

You just want to go, I want to stop doing that and just do this.

Yeah.

And then you have to decide how you're going to manage that.

But you have to say no to things.

Yeah.

It's a hard thing to learn.

So you two, for you, is your passion the stand-up?

Is it this?

I have a lot of fun doing this.

There's nothing more fun than stand-up.

I think we both feel like

it is the absolute best thing in the world.

Traveling to do it

sucks is the worst vile part of it.

And I unfortunately can't really do it.

I mean, I'm almost 50 now and my body can't handle it.

I'm over it.

I got two kids.

So

my absolute favorite.

But this is the second.

I learned to pare down the tour.

Like I did the last tour and I learned that like that's an insane, non-sustainable, and also not fun, non-beneficial way of doing it.

Like this weekend, I go out, I do three shows, I come right home.

I'm home for a few weeks.

The next time I go out, it's two shows.

Like that's that makes it so that also that when is it, first of all, I'm enjoying life at home, spending more time with my family, but also the actual stand-up becomes more fun.

It doesn't become like,

I got to do fucking nine shows this week, and then I got to to do it again and we're it's not that's not fun.

I don't have I don't enjoy that.

I wish we could do stand-up at like 3 p.m.

Yeah, that is funny.

Why can't we?

That's our age showing the most because she'll come she'll be like got great news.

I go what she goes I just booked a 5 p.m.

show in like fucking Tampa.

Yeah, why not?

Good.

Why not?

Sunday at 5.

Yeah.

That's what what's his name's doing?

Bergatzi.

Yes.

Great.

He does like matinees.

Yeah, he does daytime shows.

I know.

5 p.m.

This guy's doing the show during the daylight, which is, which is, I'm like, you could do that?

I just thought, I thought, no.

I thought comedy was directly associated with nighttime.

Not its lead.

It's the best lead.

And also,

I don't know.

I am not built long-term.

I have a few, but doing doubles, I'm like, I don't want to do doubles.

The doubles are done.

Doubles are done.

Doubles are done.

That's a nightmare.

That kills you.

Yeah, it definitely kills you.

Do you guys, when you're doing stand-up for multiple shows, multiple runs, if you have to do five in a week or what have you, is the act the same from

soup to nuts as far as the order is concerned?

Do you ever get to a bit and go, oh, God,

I got to do this again?

Dude, in this current hour, in the, let's say I've been touring it for

nine months or something,

I've had, and this is, I think this is the only time it's been this dramatic.

I've had the last the closing 15 become the opening 15 become the middle 15 become the third quarter 15 like I've shifted it that many times for some out of boredom some out of excitement and then some out of like oh I think I'm figuring out what to do yeah and it's the only thing that ever cures that uh

is either a new order or a new bit.

Yeah.

What do you do?

Do you do the same?

I switch it it up just the order like he's saying just like okay let's try this in the beginning

because there's some bits that i that are my favorites that are in the middle and i feel after i get to those i feel like

it's like a letdown yeah it's like oh

drudge through the next yeah this is not going to be as funny as what i just said because do you ultimately i feel like an hour you want an hour to go like this like this like this like this and then like that like i think you want it to end like that.

And sometimes you go like this, and then you end straight, like it's still good, but you're like, no, it doesn't have this, yeah, it doesn't have you need, you feel like you need that, yeah, because that's what everyone's last thought is: what did he do at the end?

Yeah, also, though, I feel like you got to come out in the beginning and like hit him, hit him in the mouth, yeah, because they're sitting there going, all right, what do you got now?

So, you got to come out there and kind of blast them with some juice right up.

Big shout at the garter.

Yeah,

How about this guy?

You ever seen something like this?

I think he's got like a tumor in his face.

That's not how you do it.

Okay.

That's cancer.

You can't rub cancer.

You can rub it out if you do it hard enough.

He's in a lot of pain.

That looks like it hurts so fast.

His whole body is.

You got to give it to them, though.

They really don't fuck around in Asia.

They just, they're like, just deal with it, dude.

Stop the crying.

This is like Kyrgyzstan.

So this is an example of.

So this video.

Yeah.

Did you see the video?

I've seen this shit.

I feel like I've seen this one.

yeah.

This is on your feed?

Yeah.

My algorithm.

My feed don't look like that.

So here's the thing: yours is probably just like, oh, here's a car,

right?

Or like

six places to go see in Italy while you're on vacation.

I'm not getting Asian rubouts.

Oh, yeah, I know.

I get a lot of fucking narrative.

This is the beginning.

Oh,

what the fuck?

Come on.

What's he doing?

I don't even understand.

He's like, you're good at it.

I don't like that.

Okay.

So

give me like the behind the scenes on this.

So you posted, have you ever posted a video like this?

Sure.

Right.

And the people in the video see it on your show

and call and text or whatever.

Sometimes they go, thanks for highlighting me.

Or like,

I would like to come on now.

Can you please book me?

And sometimes they go, you didn't ask for permission.

You get every type of answer.

And you're not phased by

any of it coming in and nothing.

Doesn't even.

It's been so long.

No, it's 14 years.

We've been doing this for so long.

We know we're dealing with.

No.

If I could just comment,

which I've never seen this before.

This is kind of like a little behind-the-scenes info for your fans.

And I don't know if anybody's ever brought it up.

But prior to coming in here, I used your restroom.

And I don't know whose idea was this, but

there is stental floss in there, Q-tips,

chapsticks,

eye drops, and something that I actually brought in here.

I had a take, which I've never seen this before.

And I'm really into hospitality and I'm really into

little touches.

Yeah.

Got your own mints?

Yeah,

This is beautiful.

You like that?

Yeah.

I saw that, and the first thing I said is, wow, they're doing well.

And then

I tried one just to see what the quality was.

And I got to tell you, delicious.

Wow.

I don't even know where you go and get this.

Who start?

There was a meeting.

Someone had to have a meeting.

Someone had it.

And someone said, we should have our own mints.

Who decided this?

That's a great question.

Oh, God.

It was straight from the top.

It was Ryan.

Ryan's like when he's got a mint.

He's got a class.

Ryan gets it.

Yeah.

But this is, but do you see how special it was for you?

We wanted you, Sebastian Maniscalco, who flew all the way from LA to Austin, to feel special.

Well, I do.

And I hope you do.

I do.

I mean, it's really nice what you got set up here.

You got the mural out there.

You got...

Got our own mints.

You got your own mints.

You got this, which I keep seeing at every pod.

We have a podcast, and Liquid Death hasn't contacted us at all.

I want to show you this one right before we go.

I want to show your special thing.

I remember seeing this one that I really enjoyed, too.

You're going to shoot me?

This guy's doing finger fingers.

You're going to shoot me, mate.

Okay.

Are you actually going to shoot me?

Yeah, but you're going to shoot me.

He said he was doing trigger fingers that he's a gangster.

Have I got a gun?

But why are you touching my gun?

Don't fucking come there.

Don't come here, you dickhead.

Bruv,

listen.

Sorry.

Look, I'm not a bully, right?

But I'm like three times the size of you.

Yeah, but don't fucking touch my car.

Hit my car, bruv.

Don't do that.

Okay, hold on.

So, this guy,

what appears is the guy's in his car, and this guy's being an asshole for whatever reason, the guy outside of the car.

Don't do that, because this car is worth it.

Now he's like sitting on his car, touching the car.

I've spent a lot of money in his car, man.

Don't do that.

Don't do that.

You've got no money.

I've got.

Okay.

I'm going to do this, right?

I'm gonna do this.

I've taken a picture.

I'm gonna take your glasses, Mal.

Oh, and now here's your glasses

that you damage in my crops.

How's that?

How's that?

How's that?

How's that?

Yeah.

That's the look of defeated.

You know, you're like, oh, yeah, I fucked up.

We know what a pain in the ass it is to get new fucking.

Oh, yeah, he just ruined.

I mean, and that guy's also processing.

I definitely, those are not redeemable like those are completely crushed and also i did this like yeah i nothing there was this was totally avoidable i would have glasses right now if i hadn't with this guy that's just a good don't don't start listen and me crooks he points it out too like

it was me crooks all right are you ready this is the best part for me of the show be clear for her I love this.

I curate TikToks.

This is for my algorithm.

Like I said earlier, I like to highlight people that don't have a voice or the marginalized communities.

So, what, by the way, is there what's like the darkness of a Sebastian?

You know what I mean?

Like, what, what,

what is it?

There's got to be something in there that is like

somewhat dark, right?

Like, our feed shows us our own darkness.

I mean,

I like watching

people fight in

parts of the

yeah, so like I was hoping that this guy would have went into a rage

and you would have seen like a croc fly off the camera

and beat the shit out of that guy.

Okay, so I guess it's okay.

I like that.

I like that when it comes to like entertainment, like how it all goes down.

I don't know if that's dark.

It's just

you like fighting and aggression.

I'm not aggressive at all,

but I do like when other people kind of go toe-to-toe.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I like that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Who doesn't?

Okay.

It's fun.

Here's Christina's curations.

I thought you, this one's for you to talk.

All the cupping.

I know.

Look at all the cupping.

Also, the breathing.

He's already in pain right now.

I like like when they really when they really

yeah when the mallet comes dropping

is that are you guys into all this like do you do cupping and ice are you in an ice bath yeah yeah yeah yeah and like like give me the vibe like when you go in sucks and yeah and then you come out the

do you yeah i i get it but like

Generally speaking, throughout the day,

if you didn't do the ice,

would you go, oh, oh, fuck, I'm off, bro.

I didn't do my ice today.

Actually, kind of.

I wouldn't say it's so dramatic where it's like black and white, but like, I remember when I came in here, like, if I don't know, was it last week?

Yeah.

And I came right from it.

These guys were like, damn, you're in a good mood.

And I was like, straight out of the bath, baby.

Like, I was just firing on all cylinders.

I was feeling good about it.

Yeah.

And then he brags about it.

He likes, he has to tell me that he did the bath.

Why?

Because I know that she.

Do you tell her you did the bath and how long you did it for?

Well, it's always the same.

He would have me time him sometimes.

Yeah, she doesn't really do that either.

She'll be like, it's cold outside.

I'm like, you're not even getting in the water.

What's the temp?

Right now it's at 45.

45.

But

I don't know.

I've gone down to 40

and I've gone up to 50.

I don't know.

I think right in the middle works for me.

45 is good.

It's good.

What do you think?

Have you tried it?

You're going to do it?

I got one.

That's been there for a year.

I was diligent with it for a little bit, but then...

Did you like how you felt after?

I did.

There is a sense of euphoria when you get out of it.

There is.

I'm just, I was doing it more for, like, does it heal inflammation?

Oh, yeah.

Interesting.

So, from what I understand, and I don't know.

It helps with it.

I don't do a lot of research.

Yeah.

Do you guys do a lot of research on stuff?

Somebody just says something once.

Yeah, that's probably too.

I just do what Joe Rogan tells me.

Yeah.

You hear it on Joe and you're like, all right,

Dr.

Huberman, got it.

Exactly.

Fucking no.

So we just got word that Tanner is the one who deserves credit for the custom mints.

Tanner bananas?

This is blowing my mind.

Good for you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Solid move.

Basically, no.

My phone's been blowing up since I said it was Ryan.

They're like, no, it was Tanner.

Don't fucking take that from him.

Please take that credit away from Ryan and give it to Tanner.

This is how I travel as a COVID conscious person.

First, I use Covixel Nasal Spray before going to the airport, and I mask in the Uber, of course, and I always mask in the airport.

When I get on on the plane, I wipe down as much as I can with Clorox wipes, and I use my pure enrichment air purifier for the plane.

I wait a little bit to eat after everyone else gets their snacks, and I plan to do as much of my activities outside as possible.

When I get home, I wear a mask and test a few days in a row, and that is that.

First of all, nothing...

If you did a version of this video, I don't think anything could ever perform better.

Nothing would ever get more views than if you did a direct duplication of this video.

Oh, wow.

I mean, do people do this?

It's fascinating what people are doing online.

Are they doing this to actually be helpful?

Are they doing this to be quote-unquote famous?

What is the

like if I had a routine like this, you would never know about it.

Right.

Right.

I would never go and share it with anybody, right?

Right.

The mindset here is it.

I mean, I think part of that is you get your attention in other ways.

You have a talent and you get to do it.

And like, you get your fill from that.

Somebody else, like this person, doesn't have that outlet.

There's no, so it's like, this is how they're that's the way it's supposed to be.

Of course.

With the talent, you get the attention.

But when you don't have it, you don't get to get it.

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

But now you're like,

but she's like, yeah, but I want it.

So I'll do this.

I'll do this montage of

how I travel as a COVID conscious person.

And I like that I get home and I test several times for a few days.

And her nose was so red.

Fucking idiot.

And also I hate it so much.

You know what she's looking for here is somebody go, thanks for doing that.

Thanks for the tutorial on how to live this life.

I wear a mask so you wear a mask.

I'm protecting you.

Why aren't you protecting me?

I saw this old broad say that to this guy in Brentwood when I was like during the COVID heyday.

She came on, she had like a fucking, like, she was a welder, like a fucking mask around, wrapped around the head.

And this guy was like walking up.

She goes, I'm protecting you.

Why aren't you protecting me?

He's like, I'm fucking outside.

I'm about to walk in.

Like, you old bitch.

Hysteria.

Yeah, sorry.

Sarah.

So

the favorite thing you do is just

sometimes d when

it's done washing,

basically

when a dog eats a snake,

you know, cooking burrito on a on the floor.

Butter.

You just gotta make sure, wash it off the roof and put it in your laundry basket.

That's the end of the video.

so now I'm understanding

why the kids are not on any of your social media, right?

I would be even afraid to put this thing up.

This guy's out there, he's out there, yeah.

You know, you don't really see

the tats on the freckled people that much.

That's one of the things that stood out to me is how many freckles he has.

And then you go, you don't really see somebody really tatted up who's got a lot of prevalent freckles.

This is so true, Tom.

And you know what we found too is there's a direct correlation, Sebastian, between facial tattoos and crystal meth use.

Really?

It's a direct

to getting facial tattoos.

Although I'm sensing some fentanyl here, I don't think it's just meth.

Oh, interesting.

Because he's a little too

like most meth people would be like, you you gotta fucking throw it in the laundry.

That's

shit.

And to answer your question, like, are we afraid?

We'll put this up.

The guy might,

they don't live long enough to come after you.

All these guys on the walls, they're not really around anymore except for that fat red-haired one.

Oh, my God.

What?

He's around.

He's around.

That's it.

Everyone else is going to be.

Oh, Tommy John's.

Yeah, he's around too.

Oh, yeah.

RPC.

Well, the rest.

Jesus.

To describe Jesus' horse,

he's extremely tall, very well-muscled.

This horse's personality is often very serious, which is a foil to Jesus' personality, which is often laughing.

Not always.

Jesus knows when to be serious, when to carry out missions, and when to work, essentially.

But Jesus is often really

loving life, joyful.

And his horse is pretty much always serious.

And a few weeks ago, I got to visit with both of them.

And Jesus was with his horse, and I got to ride with Jesus on this horse in the spirit.

These are experiences I'm having spiritually

and saw the horse turn around.

Okay.

So I think we get it.

Well, have you ever thought about the qualities of Jesus' horse?

What the personality might be serious?

Isn't it kind of interesting that you go like, oh, yeah, all these people are out there.

Like the FaceTech guy, Jesus' horse lady.

Like, they're all out there.

This is all in our, This is person, this lady could be next to you at Starbucks.

Yeah, no, they're out there.

They're living, and

you are showcasing them, all right?

Behind me is the royal procession.

King Richard himself and his queen are walking by.

Yes, every so often they walk through the

fairgrounds just to greet the populace, you know.

And of course, I mean, this is just a renaissance fair.

He's our real king, but we still pay deference to him.

Since we are getting into character for a medieval restaurant fair, we do.

I think I've seen him in the belly room, this guy.

I'm going to throw up.

The ding-dong show?

Ding-dong.

Ding-dong show, yeah.

Do you realize, too, like, I was talking to Kirk Fox about this, like, how on a lot of nights you're at the comedy store and you're standing in the hallway, and you, you know, you see, maybe you see, like, somebody you know, or a fan walks by, and then you see some of the other comics, and you're like, oh, this is is a fucking mental asylum.

Like, there's so many lunatics in this.

Like, this guy would fit right in if he was like, oh, I'm doing a spot.

You'd be like, oh, yeah, sure.

I was fucking the king's lair today.

You would think that he's like,

he'd fit right into our world.

Oh, that's why I love him.

Like, this is a peer of mine.

Yeah.

What do you think?

Yeah, no, well, it's like we go to work, right?

And these are our coworkers.

Yeah, totally.

Totally.

Hold on, Smash.

Have you come across the Disney adult phenomenon?

Oh, where

adult people go to Disneyland?

Do you not have a comments on this?

Because it feels like you should.

I know.

Well, they make the shirts.

Rope droppers?

What is it?

Rope one?

Rope droppers?

What's a rope dropper?

A rope dropper is somebody.

Because what's the other one?

A park closer.

So a rope dropper is the person who waits until they open the park.

In other words,

so they're there at like five in the morning and they're like just waiting until they go, now it's open.

And then the park closer is the person who goes until they're like, you got to get the fuck out of here.

It's midnight.

You got to go home.

Yeah.

So there's,

you know, both sides of it.

Both sides.

Is the same person?

Could they be two?

Usually not.

Usually they're pretty separate.

The Crips and the Bloods, you know.

They're totally different.

It identifies you as a morning person or an evening person.

Yeah, basically.

Fucking.

What are you?

Are you a park closer or a rope dropper?

If I had to choose,

I'd be a park closer.

Wow.

But as a dad, as a dad,

we come at 10.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And we leave at 10.50.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah.

I don't know if you are.

You guys good?

The crazy thing was last time we went, we took, we're like, all right, we make this big trip, go to Disneyland, literally there like at 10,

you know, walking around, paid for the extra privilege of things, and then

first thing we get on, and then my kids are like, Can we go?

I'm like, can we go?

He's like, yeah, I go, we fucking flew out here to do this.

He's like, all right,

just

couldn't be less fucking amused by any of it.

Well, listen,

I remember going to Epcot Center.

They took me to Epcot when I was 10, and they were so excited.

My parents, like, hey, we're going to Italy, and then we're going to Spain, this and that, and the other thing.

I'm like, let's get the fuck out of here.

Yeah, it's boring.

We want to be there.

It's my dream.

It was my dream, not Ellis.

Now, I may ask you this.

This is a Renaissance fair.

Would you rather be a Renaissance fair adult like this gentleman or a Disney adult?

I never liked the Renaissance fair.

Disgusting.

Never liked it.

I'm with you.

It's just a weird vibe.

I'd rather have a year pass to Disneyland than go to a fucking Renaissance fair for an afternoon.

For sure.

There's pavement at Disneyland.

You're just walking on filthy dirt.

I don't know how they go to the the bathroom.

Also, the fact that everybody who's really into this is so into the roleplay aspect.

So into it.

Like, you meet these psychos who are like really into characters at Disney, but there's also just people like, oh, this is a fun environment.

But these guys are seriously like, my lady,

do you have the right instrument to open this door with?

Like,

they're too involved.

They're too psychotic.

It makes me nervous.

And they're like, did you get your turkey leg?

Like, they like to eat the big leg.

It's too good.

What's this?

What is it?

What was that?

I don't know.

Ask her.

It's just a cool video.

I don't know.

It's a guy on TikTok.

Yeah, but where is he?

He's got VHS tapes and he's got a Tigger the Tiger behind him.

He's got some dolls and poor lighting and poor framing.

He's perfect for the show.

Thank you, Christina.

That one was seriously disturbing.

In America.

You can catch Sebastian on the It Ain't Right Tour now.

Check him out.

On season two of Bookie this December.

Did you like that song?

See, this is...

We grew up, we had home videos, right?

Right.

You did home videos and nobody saw them.

Those stay at home.

I know.

That's true.

That's a great point.

No,

home videos make it on your show.

It's amazing.

You know, my favorite is there's a whole lane.

We have a literal library of guys, usually guys who turn the recording on and they just kind of

look in the lens

and they upload that.

They just upload because they don't know how they don't know what's going on,

they don't know that they're recording, and then they just see share and they're like, share, and they just post it.

And it's just them staring at the lens.

There's thousands of them.

Wow.

Yeah, this is a whole other world, bro.

Yeah, yeah.

It's a shame.

Yeah.

yeah.

You want to see me naked, man.

All you gotta ask, man, I'm here, man.

All you have to do is ask, man, already because hey, I'm the eternal stud, guys.

Just ask me, man.

Yeah, just ask me, yeah.

I'm the eternal stud.

Just ask me.

You want to see no clothes anytime, anywhere, you know where to come.

That's right.

Either come and that's right.

And don't forget now.

Do you like the hot dogs in the bun or you like it straight up?

That's right.

So We all see me.

I've been in a hotel room with him.

Isn't that crazy?

You have?

Yeah.

Yeah.

What?

He came.

He was on the show.

Yeah,

he's been on the show.

So, so,

what's the vibe here?

Does this guy work?

Oh, boy.

Should we show him what the vibe is?

I don't know if

he can work.

This is how we discovered him.

Black guys who love the fucking fuck good.

You're a hot black guy you want to fuck me at $23.95.

If you want to move in, you can move in, but you got to fuck me.

I need to be fucked a lot, man.

Get free food, free rent, and everything else, man.

Here's a deal, man.

Men from jail, homeless, or you're a thug, you want to come move in?

A friend can move in to tune, man.

Free rent, you get a lease in the key.

Fuck me.

Piss on me.

Beat me.

I'm homeman out.

You see me?

You want to come over today and try it out?

Try it out, man.

Yeah.

That's how we found him.

And then he's just been like, you know, doing stuff since.

Officer comes up like wild, dirty, and filthy.

He's been posting videos for a long time.

Guys, as in the booth, how do you feel about

this guy?

We knew what we signed up for.

Yeah, I know, but like inviting him, like, were you there in the hotel room?

And like, was it, was there a security there?

Did we have security?

I was not there.

We weren't there.

You got Minch, though.

No security?

We think he's relatively harmless.

That's probably not.

Looking back,

he's not, though.

He's harmless.

We've had multiple runnings with him.

He's

somebody we can.

I'm going to come now.

I'm coming.

Oh, fuck.

What the fuck are we watching?

This is YouTube.

It's on his YouTube.

This is on YouTube.

This is on YouTube, yeah.

They don't take this this down.

That's so sweet.

So.

Fuck, bro.

I think I want Sebastian on every show.

Your disgust makes me so happy.

This makes me so fun.

I'm stunned.

I am fucking stunned that this is going on.

You want to give him a call?

He has a multiple dog.

Welcome to Lucifer's Light.

I'm your hot host, RPC man, and we are here at 2395 Wagner House, apartment 2C Building AT 124th Amber Avenue, east side of Harlem.

That's right, guys.

You hear me right loud.

I am here at 917-353-2913

or 347-2813156 or 616-241-8615 or 646

917 353 91735.

Okay, so there's multiple numbers.

You can always reach out.

Tommy, remember when he would upload his videos and the title would be like X John.

It would be like 995.

It would be like web code.

It was an awesome time.

I remember that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Wow.

So much.

It does nothing for you, huh?

Tickle your funny bones?

It's,

I see where you could find this entertaining.

I see it.

But I look at it and

I don't feel good.

I understand that.

This is eye-opening.

Yeah.

This is eye-opening.

You could be adding all this cool stuff to your show.

Oh, my God.

So, what do you and Pete Corielli talk about then?

We just talk about like our personal and professional lives, just kind of two buddies talking about.

It's just a sound effect.

Oh, okay.

Oh, I thought he called in.

Yeah, I'm going to come back.

Oh,

that was rough every time.

Oh, I found this very entertaining.

It was very entertaining.

Now, we love Sebastian.

If you haven't yet,

you got to see Sebastian live.

He is really one of the best in the game.

And check him out in season two of Bookie this December.

Thanks for coming in, man.

Thanks for watching.

Always fun to see you.

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And if not,

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