Christine's Back + Corey Taylor Talks Dave Grohl and Jane's Addiction Drama | YMH Ep. 778

Welcome.

Welcome to your mom's house.

Welcome back, and we are very excited to welcome back into

the studio.

Very emotional.

Christina P, everybody.

She's back.

I'm alive.

Thanks, guys.

I'm so embarrassed that I'm crying.

I did did this after the pandemic, too, when I returned to stand-up.

Sorry.

It's okay.

I'm so embarrassed.

I hate having feelings, public.

You should have feelings.

I know.

It's been a traumatic fucking.

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Time, but I'm back.

Yeah, I'm just fucking happy to be alive.

Yeah, it's pretty good.

And I mean, I don't want to take a thunder.

Well, we both went through some.

First of all, I thought you'd be excited.

I didn't know how you put on chapstick.

You have to open your mouth wide to put chapstick on.

We learned that.

Like one day in the car, I was watching him put chapstick on.

I'm like, you can close your mouth when you do that, too.

No.

Yeah, like that.

It's perfect.

No, I understand

the

two of us have been through a lot in the last

couple months.

Yeah.

And I think the big news, if we were to tell everybody, of course.

Yeah.

It's emotional.

God damn it, I had fucking fixed my makeup.

You look great.

The big news

is that in the last couple months,

you

saw me get my Invisalign removed.

Yes.

And it was so fucking

traumatic and painful.

You don't realize that.

Yeah.

Like, they glue those things onto your teeth.

The pain.

Like you were going through your shit or whatever, but like so that I had them on both upper and lower teeth.

And I'm wearing these fucking things and you got to put the bands on

and it's every goddamn day.

And then you're going in there and you're like, you're like, this sucks.

So I'm getting ready to shoot my series.

Yeah.

And I tell them, I can't have these fucking things on my teeth.

Like, take them off.

I didn't realize how painful it is to have.

they're glued onto your teeth so they're in their braces babe yes i'm scraping them off and i'm having like and there's suction and there's nerve pain and it's like i gotta go i'm like okay watch you uh this is the worst thing that a human being has ever suffered through you know what i mean

I do.

I can't even imagine your drama.

That was horrible.

It was horrible, babe.

It was horrible.

Yeah, and it's going to be an end to like your progress aesthetically.

Yeah, there's no more progress.

You're just stuck like like this.

No, because they, oh my God, it is amazing how this shit works.

They showed me the photos of day one.

You look like a bulldog.

The day one, I was like, yeah.

And then you see it, and then it does it in real time.

It goes, there's like this, and you see all my teeth move.

Like my teeth moved.

Thank God.

He's like, oh, it would have been better if you had committed to this more.

Stuck to the program.

And I was just like, you get this bullshit off my fucking teeth.

Finally.

I'm so happy for you.

How did you, how did you

have your struggle?

Well, are you going to do a one-man show on this?

I might.

Write a book or something?

I might.

I've written a book.

I might write another book about it.

About your Invisalign saga.

It was horrible.

I can't believe it.

What about you?

What'd you have?

Nothing compared to that.

I know.

That sounds terrible.

Yeah, it's been a,

look, I'm,

I gotta be honestly, I'm pretty fucking traumatized.

Like, I don't,

I mean, it's, I'm finally re-entering the world and it feels weird.

And I think, I know I joked about writing a show about it, but I think I might have to because so many women go through this.

Yeah.

And

it's very life-changing.

For people that don't know, it's tit issues.

Right?

Tit cancer.

Yeah.

So the last time you guys saw me,

I had

a lumpectomy and then they gave me.

breast reduction and they took a pound of tit meat out of my left boob and I still had a D-cup, which is wild.

It's pretty wild.

Sneaky big tits.

But then,

and we thought, as many people did, that that would be the end of it.

And then you're good.

You're done.

And then you're done.

Your little lumpectomy and your little, just a tiny bit of cancer.

And it turns out there's a lot.

There's a lot more.

There was, I mean, I'll just, I'll tell you guys, because why not?

They found, was it 17 centimeters?

Yeah.

It's about 6.6 inches.

And it's not the unique thing, if I may say, is that it wasn't a ball.

no people imagine tumors as always like a mass yeah and yours was considered a sheet

like a sheet of cancer it's it was so that's six and a half that's a six and a half inch dick in my tit that's not at all nobody said that

nobody even once but thank god i had such big tits it was the fact that my tit no i'm serious because the fact that my tit was so big it it they told me basically if i had skipped that mammogram then in a year year I would have had invasive cancer because it but thank God I had enough room for a dick to be in my tit.

Otherwise, dude, it would be like in my chest.

No, no, no, no, no, it was gnarly.

So, anyway, they found that big ass cock in my and then

10 days after your first surgery, which was a by the way, the lumpectomy was a big surgery, just so people know.

Like terrible, they cut you open, they removed a large amount of pound of tissue, yeah, from my left one, and then the righty was a little bit less.

And then they're like, Uh, it's a you know, you have drains, it's a whole thing, and then they're like, All right, well, now you know, you're probably gonna be good, and then 10-11 days later, you go under the knife again.

Well, because then we get the phone call from the doc, which is never good when they're like, All right, is everybody there?

We gotta get in here, like, ah,

and then, yeah, she told us that it was way bigger because it doesn't show up on MRI, which, by the way, I want to tell women, I'm not going to do a ton of like these earnest PSAs,

but

I will tell you that mammograms only pick up 85% of breast cancers.

And I had like a sneaky rare kind.

And LCIS is sneaky as shit.

Get a breast MRI.

If you can, get a breast MRI because that can actually pick it up.

Yeah.

And yeah, it was undetected for years.

It was growing in me for five years.

Getting feedback.

Oh, sorry.

Anyway, so the doc is like,

everybody there, and then I was like, yeah.

And they're like, ah, fucking Christina's that bitch.

Yeah.

And I was like, no, she's here, too.

And she was like, oh, oh, oh.

All right.

Good.

She's like, how's your Invisalign?

Yeah.

And the doc was concerned.

She was worried, too.

And so then she says, we're going to have to cut off your left breast.

And I go, great, take the right one, too.

Because what's the point?

Like, why would I have...

You know what I mean?

I'm into symmetry.

The old cyclops tips.

Yeah, so stupid.

So then I did an eight-hour surgery.

You had a

double mistectomy.

They took off both of my

fun bags.

And then they gave you

temp tits.

The temp tracks, yeah, which I have now, which are falsies.

They're implants.

Yeah.

And

yeah, the funny dope.

The fun part about the second surgery was like eight hours long.

And I woke up out of anesthesia.

And they're like, you were totally lucid.

Like you were having conversations with nurses.

I'm like, hey, Elizabeth, how's the baby doing?

Like,

I think I had slept.

Like, I had a good rest.

That's so good, man.

I'm so jealous.

You always say that when they take me away.

I know.

Like, the anesthesia is like, it's, I, I was actually, I was, I pulled the anesthesiologist aside and I was like, is there anything

that we can do?

Like, if I give you cash?

And she was like, what?

But I just, I think it's so cool.

But I do think if you were to pose the question to, like, this audience and you go, which would you rather have cancer or Invisalign?

Oh, that people would probably choose cancer.

Invisalign sucks.

You have no idea.

It sucks so bad.

Like, it is effective, but it's so traumatic for you to go to the bathroom.

Dude, having your teeth fucked with embarrassing.

And you're an adult with braces, which is so shameful.

You should be ashamed of that.

And having them scraped off, I know.

It's seriously, it was worse than what you went through.

Okay, so now that we are.

Wait, then I had a complication.

Yeah.

So then my right tick gets infected.

And now I have the drains infected.

I have four drains.

One of them is infected.

Anyway, I have to go back and do another surgery.

So now it's three surgeries in five weeks.

And then after the third surgery, they give me this, I have drains and then a cool box that's around my neck.

Yeah.

It's a wound.

A suction vacuum.

Yeah.

Every time I get up, it's like, meh, meh,

I can't do anything.

It's a break.

You hear it going on.

She's like, I feel

so awful.

I know.

And I just kept thinking, you don't know Invisalign.

You just don't know what it's like.

You really don't.

Oh, shit.

There's a lot of people right now nodding.

They're like,

yeah, that does suck.

So anyway, got the wound back off, got my drains pulled.

That was only like, what, two weeks ago?

And now I'm back to being a human being.

And then now I do radiation on my tit.

They're going to laser my tit for six weeks.

And then now I'm, then I'm done.

But I am cancer-free.

I'm fucking done.

And then they're just going to,

yeah, fry my left tit.

And then next year, I get to have my breast reconstructed properly

with my proper lug, with my belly fat.

I don't know if you noticed, but I'm really into the Royals and Camilla Parker Bowls.

I've noticed it because I don't know if you've noticed that I live with you and I see what you fucking watch 24/7.

I have so many thoughts on so many British things.

There's so many things.

There's so much going on.

And I even like, I'm on Apple TV.

I'm like, what is all this shit?

And you're like, it's a special category called Britbox.

It's only British programming.

And I'm like, great, how do I delete it?

You know why I'm fascinated with them?

It's because they're so civilized.

Yeah.

And I'm not.

And I think part of me wants to

be

like regal like that because I'm such a fucking donkey.

And I, you know, that makes a lot of sense.

Yeah.

Like I want to be like, this is who you aspire to kind of be like, right?

But I'm never.

And then you kind of go through these waves probably where you resent them and

stand on them.

And then you're like, but I do want to, it's like the club that won't let you in.

What is that?

Of course.

Of course.

Nobody wants to be a member of a club that will have them, right?

Right, right, right.

I don't want to be them, but I admire the

like they know which fork to use and stuff.

You know, that's going to be my life.

That's a big deal.

I don't know if it takes my makeup.

I'm so embarrassed.

Well, please weigh in.

Which would you rather have, cancer or Invisalign?

And with that, cancer, hands down.

Let's open the show.

You ready?

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this fat bitch walked in

can i get a number three of course you can she wanted a quarter pound

She looked in the bag.

This is salad.

April Fool's bitch go lose some weight.

You ain't get no fucking quarter pounder.

Get your fat ass out this stove.

Oh my god.

Pretty good.

I love this guy.

Get him on Kiltoni.

He's ready.

Get your fat ass.

You do have to fix me, baby.

The underyed bags?

Oh, it is a.

I put undry bags.

Well, I guess the other

thing we should

point out is that we actually have like a pretty huge announcement.

Oh, wow, it's a cat-eating kibble.

Do you want to give the date and time?

Shit, I do.

Yeah, I have it offhand because I remember

August 27th, 11:03 p.m.

Do you want to go ahead?

Tom Segura had a double pipe classic.

That's a rare event.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That was so, it was so casual how it happened.

I was laying down and you just walked past me.

You need to wipe down.

And it was a burp and a fart.

I was walking around the bed to my side and I actually had my phone.

That's why I didn't notice.

I was looking at my phone and I went

at the same time.

And you, I go, yes.

You go,

hey.

And I go, what?

You go, you just had a double pipe classic.

And I was like,

you go, write it down, write it down, write down your time.

I was like, holy shit.

Yeah.

Because it's so, it's so casual.

The way you did it, you didn't even appreciate it.

That's a rare map too.

It's very rare.

He's right.

I didn't appreciate it.

But then I stopped, you know.

It was sort of like watching somebody being like, oh, you know, that's Haley's Comet.

And you're like, oh, shit, really?

It's like an eclipse.

Like, wait, yeah.

Wow, I'd go.

Yeah, it was pretty amazing.

Yeah, that felt good.

And then, so speaking of fat checks, like, so I've been laying in bed watching a ton of British shit, right?

And I'm really into Bridgerton.

Yes.

As you know, which is, I know, listen, I know.

We both have been watching a lot of stuff.

We'll get into mine in a moment, but go ahead.

Like, it's super gay.

Yeah.

I know that.

And also, like, I don't like the forced inclusivity of the show.

I think

I will say this.

And I was so proud of this person on staff

who said the thing that I secretly text to other women.

And she just said it out loud.

And I was like, yes, this is exactly the truth.

It's that forced inclusivity on Bridgerton, which makes it historically inaccurate.

Right.

It's just true.

And for people that might not be aware, I mean, I'm sure you sense it in society, but when you get into production on shows, especially television shows more than feature films, shows are always like you pitch your story and your characters, and they're like, and

what do they all look like?

And they want you to be be like, yeah, so me and my best friend who's Indian.

And they're like, that's good.

They literally are like, what's the yeah, like, can you, can you show us what the, tell us about the diversity of this show?

I know.

And it's just funny to see that done in a period piece because that

it kind of it's like, well, that's not what would have been going on in that.

Not in the least.

There's no way in hell that the royalty or the, sorry, the aristocratic whatever in, you know.

Another way of saying this is when you watch this show, you're kind of fed up with the blacks.

Well, yeah, the blacks.

Sure.

The forced, and then, you know, there's the Indian girl, and now she, it's fine.

But you know what?

I actually got used to it.

By season two.

How hard was that?

No, in the beginning, I was upset because I watch a lot of these old school British shows and they're all just whiteys.

Pasty, inbred,

weird whiteys.

But I got used to the inclusivity of the racial diversity.

But then in fucking season this last one,

they made the fat fat girl the hot chick.

She's like, she's the most desired.

She ends up, and spoiler alert, if you haven't watched the last season.

Hey, press pause.

She gets to marry the hottest guy of Bridgerton Land.

Her?

Her, Penelope Pig.

Jesus, take it easy.

Well, that's how mad I was at her.

Like, I was laying there recovering from all these surgeries, fucking seething at Bridgerton.

Like, nuh-uh, dude.

She gets the hottest guy.

Does that headline say

on the left side, third down, far left?

That one.

Nicole Collin is a little bit fat and a lot hot.

Is that?

That's the headline?

Yep.

From The Guardian?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, and oh, and then it says, and like her, I dream of the day when we're not talking about this.

I mean, look.

Well, I got to tell you.

I fucking hate myself, and

it's all I want to talk about.

I fucking hate pretending like reality isn't real.

Same zeal.

I just hate it.

I hate it so much.

I hate it so much.

And here's the other thing, too.

It's not as though her character on the show were that confident.

Like, that girl is confident.

But Penelope's character is like,

she's like a wallflower.

I was telling Bert this, this is what I love about the, like, everybody, like, you people in your, you say nice things, you know what I mean?

So, like if I'm, if I'm, let's talk about me in particular, like feel like, oh, self-doubt, self-loathing, my body issues, whatever.

But my favorite thing about pro athletes, like my friends that are professional athletes, is that they all are 100%.

Like

my friend John Feliciano goes, oh, I see you come from a family of flat asses.

I saw your mom's ass and your sister's ass.

And he's like, so that's why you have no ass, huh?

Like, your whole family is like that.

Like, they're so direct.

And you you go, like, oh, it's, it's kind of refreshing that they're not like, you know, it's what kind of what we're talking about is like people watch that.

Everybody has the same thought.

Yes.

Everybody just goes, oh, wow,

that's a big girl.

It's so inclusive.

Yeah.

And it is fucking, so you're bothered by this fucking inclusivity,

forced inclusivity in a period piece, especially that is not reflective of reality.

I'm bothered that in my true crime documentaries, they keep fucking focusing on the victims.

I know.

I hate when they humanize the victims and it bums you out.

Like, I want to see the crime.

Oh, yeah.

Focus on the crime and focus on the investigation.

How did they solve the crime?

When you're like, here she is in graduating high school.

And here, it's like, dude, I'm not trying to get bummed out by this.

Stop humanizing.

100%.

It's like...

pornography.

Like, imagine if you had to get to know the girl first before you masturbated to the scene.

And I've said this a million times.

Every time I've met a porn star, I'm like, well, you just ruined it because you're supposed to be something that exists out there.

Yep.

You're an object.

Yep.

You're not a real person.

Now I've met you and now you, you know,

you can't go back.

I agree because, you know, because I've been resting so much.

Yeah.

By the way, how have you handled me sleeping so much?

Has that been upsetting?

Of course it's upsetting.

Of course.

But I've been getting into some of your sad murder stories.

Christy Knapps.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So you read last night or the night before.

It was cool because I had forgotten 9-11.

And then you watch a documentary and then I got to remember all the traumas.

Minute by minute.

They went through it minute by minute.

Literally minute by minute.

It's really good.

It's on Apple Plus and it's like inside the war room on the day of 9-11.

Did you repress those memories?

Bring them right back.

It brings them right back.

You're like, oh, yeah, that was one of the most sad experiences of my life.

And then you just go, now it's time to go to sleep.

Yeah.

That was horrible to watch that.

That was horrible.

But again, and again, victims, victims.

It's like, fucking.

Just show the cool stuff.

Just show the fucking

bajis blowing plain.

I just want to like, when I watch these murder docs, it's like, I like seeing the behavioral profile stuff.

I like that too, actually.

Yeah, and I like seeing here's what happened at the crime.

And I like the detectives.

And then they're like it's like okay fucking World War II docs Nazi stuff.

It's like yeah cool Let's watch this shit and then they're like oh, here's some Holocaust footage It's like no

I don't want to see fucking people emaciated in a camp you're bumming me out, bro.

I don't want to see it like cut that shit out like in this 9-11 doc remember when they told the story about the married couple And he's like, it was my birthday.

She was gonna come back on the birthday.

And then Barbara left a note on my pillow.

And then he reads the note and I'm like, bro, or no, he had it committed to memory.

No, he had, he had it.

Oh, he had to read it?

Yeah, he read it.

He read it.

Yeah.

95.

It was horrible.

I didn't give a shit about Barbara.

It was horrible.

It was horrible.

And I don't want to be sad.

Yeah.

I know.

Again, it was, to me, that was ruining the documentary.

Totally.

Like, I don't want to get, I don't want to feel sad.

I want to see, I want to read about it like an investigative, you know, like journalist would.

Coldly.

details yeah of like here are the facts i want information bro this is why i like british television because it's devoid of emotion yeah and it feels safe and it's just like i'm so sorry if i insulted you yeah

well shout out to all the documentary filmmakers that are not making their docs super bummers with a bunch of victim shit Just show me the cool stuff.

No, you fucking assholes.

Unbelievable.

But yeah, but first of all,

yeah, I don't like the Penelope that got to be like the hot girl.

That's so dumb because it's not even like he was going hogging.

It's not like he was really into Fat Jicks.

And then

it's so implausible.

Yeah.

It's just ridiculous.

Well, you're back and there's stuff to show you.

Oh, dude.

First of all, Fancy Chef.

Fancy Chef, Fancy Chef, Fancy Chef.

I was holding back because my whole dream was to introduce Fancy Chef to you

on the show.

And then he took over my life in a big way.

So, there was no, I couldn't repress him.

I had to share him with you

in our life.

I was going to try to introduce him to you here, but yeah, Fancy Chef is just, I mean,

say my name, say my name.

This is the Beyonce, baby.

Look how lovely.

Look how nice.

Look how pretty and gorgeous by me, the award-winning chef.

How nice.

So I'm going to be a little bit more.

That's a recovery.

When I tell you that's supposed to be taste, that flavor of love is going to be something special, luxurious, fancy.

Yes, indeed, and fabulous.

That is beautiful.

That is nice.

That is for the ladies.

That is for the ladies.

Yes, y'all just thought I do food.

I do it all.

Fabulous at night.

That's the Beyonce, baby.

That's the Beyonce.

I'm going to do the next one on the rocks.

That is the Beyonce.

When I tell you, this is the Beyonce.

This is the Beyonce.

Say my name, say my name, Fancy.

Say my name.

Fabulous.

Say my name.

Say my name.

Yep.

Say my name.

Fancy.

Beyonce, hit me up, babe.

Beyonce, hit me up.

What do you think?

What's the green in there?

Is that I don't know.

It might be leaves from the outside.

There's strawberries.

I know that he made an incredible lamb shank ranch dressing, honey,

and berries in a wine glass that I was absolutely mesmerized by.

I also like when he includes store-bought cakes.

So nice.

And he's just like, check this shit out.

It's so beautiful.

And he's men.

That's definitely a store-bought cake.

Yeah.

You like your table to look like this.

Look at me and the chef like me.

Like from the grocery store.

I'm going to lay that there.

It's beautiful and nice.

Beautiful and nice.

That's beautiful and nice by the chef.

By the chef.

Remarkable.

But the lemon wedge.

I wouldn't put the lemon wedge next to you.

Look at all those berries right there.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That was, you almost missed that.

No, I did.

I saw it.

Don't you worry.

It is fancy and nice, though.

I don't know where he is.

It's an eclectic mix.

Is he an employee somewhere?

Like a hotel?

You're talking, is this five-star world-class chef an employee?

You mean no of course not he runs his own shit he's i mean that's fancy and nice as hell dude yeah of course it is crushing what do you think he's doing uh you can hire him if you have a mansion or if you're a millionaire billionaire i would love to yeah the okay i gotta wash my chicken i got vinegar you're washing it this how you wash your chicken i've never heard one thing i didn't understand here are you supposed to wash with the back side of the brush no you shouldn't flip that over

you can also just run it underwater because that's what i do take a toothbrush, wash your chicken.

Hold up, wash your chicken.

I know this ish.

This is wrong.

No.

Wash your chicken.

No.

Yeah, that's really big in the black community.

Vinegar.

What's that?

Washing your chicken like this.

With vinegar.

I've heard this before.

And the toothbrush backwards.

I don't know about the backwards.

That might be a fancy chef, fancy way of doing it.

This is the black people thing.

I don't.

No, I'm saying I always have.

I've heard people be like, black guys be like, did you wash your chicken?

Yes.

But with vinegar?

Wait, where's any?

Speaking of black guys.

818-512.

Should be.

Okay.

So

Zolo has spoken to Fancy Chef a few times.

And?

And we're trying to get him to come and cook for us and do the podcast.

And he's a little hard to pin down.

He's very busy.

He said it's like being the president.

How many phone calls he's getting every day?

Of course.

Yeah.

So we should try calling him real quick.

Of course.

Let's see if we can get him.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

He has three phone numbers.

Who does that remind you of?

Does that remind you of somebody?

President?

RPC?

Oh, yeah.

I'll make a flip phone.

Hello.

Fancy Chef.

Yes.

Hey, it's Tom at YMH Pod.

How are you?

All right.

Look,

one of my producers here, Zolo, said he spoke to you about possibly coming in to be a guest and cook for us.

And I just wanted to see if we could lock something down.

where at in austin texas

oh yeah this between

oh great uh is that possible that we can confirm that

yeah i told him i gave him all the information oh he has all the info okay and then uh do we have everything my name everything okay do we have a date email

he said the 24th okay all right so uh would you we can expect you then if you know he'll send obviously the first class ticket and the ground transportation

i don't think he did anything well no no i i see him right now he said he he has he he already reached out to our travel booker to book it

oh

uh he knows where i'm coming from no where are you i don't know he might know where are you coming from miami oh perfect yeah we have directs there from there does he want a preference sheet from us oh yeah um as far as like the uh cuisine um will you just be creating something or do you take requests or how does that work

okay whatever y'all want to do really

I'm first time.

I've been doing it over 40 years.

Wow.

Wow.

That's amazing.

Why'd leave it to you?

And you're self-taught, right?

Yes and no.

I like to say yes and no, but

I grew up in the kitchen at four years old.

Okay.

But I trained under two chefs, Andre Renee in New York and Seppi Ringley and Russo.

I did airline catering under Chef Russo.

Okay.

I did New York under Seppi Ringley and Andre Renee.

So

it's kind of like both, but

on the job, it's cool, though.

Okay.

Can I ask you a culinary question that I just don't know?

I was watching your videos.

What's the idea behind washing a chicken with vinegar?

You can do it with vinegar or lemon juice.

It just knocked out the bacteria.

And then the toothbrush,

you scrub it?

Yeah, I just did something creative, something different.

That's all I want.

I could have used my hands.

Oh, you can use hands?

Gotcha.

I could have used my hands, but I just used the toothbrush.

Got you.

The backside.

That's all I want.

Okay.

What do y'all prefer?

Anything specifically?

I asked him to get,

I tried to make it simple.

I asked him to get, I think he told me two people, four, I don't know what the count was.

I mean, extra fans.

I told him New York strip.

Okay.

I could have done red new potatoes, asparagus, and a sauce.

If If I want to change it, I don't mind.

If everybody don't eat red meat, I could have done a

can we do sea bass?

I could do a sea bass.

I don't know if I want to wrestle with seafood.

Oh, okay.

Oh, I could have done

a quarter chicken, or I could have did

anything.

But I didn't want to wrestle with seafood, really.

Oh, okay.

I don't mean wrestle with it, with the smell.

Yeah, I hear you.

Do y'all have a kitchen I could use?

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, okay.

And then dessert-wise, could you do dessert too?

Yeah, piece of cake.

That's normal.

Nice.

I told him to get seasonal fruit, though.

Remember, when it says seasonal fruit, if you go to a restaurant, you see the menu.

Yes.

It depends on what season it is for that fruit.

For sure.

Yes.

That's what it means.

Some people don't know what it means.

Of course.

We can do seasonal fruit.

Would you be like down to bake, you know, like a, I don't know, some type of cake or something like that?

I don't know.

I'd probably do a,

I probably do a

strawberry mousse.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

By the way, you really have an affinity for strawberries, right?

Seems like you love strawberries.

Yeah, I do.

The smell and the taste and

the forensicness of the color and the color contrast

really stands out a lot.

And then is that your own creative take?

Because a lot of times

it's fascinating.

I've seen a lot of berries in glasses.

Like, is that something that you were kind of mentored on, or did you just kind of take that on your own?

I kind of took it on my own.

But in a lot of high-end restaurants, it is like that.

Yep.

So it is creative, and that's really a

way to get it.

Oh, my God.

I saw this outstanding.

It was like a piece of art where it was a glass and you had berries, a rack of lamb, I think, ranch and honey, and maybe some floral petals or something in there.

It looked like just something in a museum.

It was incredible.

Yeah, I did.

I did.

Yeah, I do remember.

Yeah, I remember that.

Oh, yeah, I do.

I do remember that.

Oh, and again, like I said, it depends on exactly what y'all want.

Okay, and anything but seafood.

Yeah, I want what he wants.

Yeah, I think we would love to be just like let you take the reins and do your thing, you know.

But definitely dinner

and some dessert would be.

And then, I don't know, do you do wine pairings or should we bring in somebody for that?

It might be good to bring somebody in.

I could do wine pairing.

I've nothing, but

I could do wine pairing.

Do y'all want something in particular?

I mean, tell you the truth, I didn't want to do anything I knew.

I wanted to do something that I could just do off the top of my head.

Normally, I like doing that because I get bored easy.

Oh, sure.

Sure.

You're an artist.

That's how I keep the innovativeness and the creativity is, you know,

I just do my own.

And this this is really how a lot of dishes are, every dish is created.

You know, there's no dish that, you know, that's not created by somebody that didn't create when they own mindset.

It doesn't work like that.

You know, so the more you create in your own mindset, the better it is.

You become someone that's,

you know, an innovator.

It's a trendy start.

So many people call me with that.

I get calls every single night.

I get so many calls during the day.

I got three phones.

I get over 3,000 calls a day.

3,000?

Jesus.

So is most of you?

You don't work at any establishment.

It's all private right now?

Yeah, I do a punt.

3,000?

That's amazing, man.

I do a punt.

Wow.

I'm excited.

Like I said, y'all want to change it?

Y'all want to add something?

Or maybe when I get there, I may do something extra because, like I said, I cook all day.

You lock me in the kitchen.

Yeah.

You know, so yeah.

Oh, yeah, we see, I mean, I don't know how you keep up with the your feed.

You're just always posting sometimes the same video multiple times, but it's just like it's incredible to see that level of productivity.

Yeah, I got a lot of feedback and a lot of, I got calls from the,

what's this place called?

And in the Middle East.

Oh, like in

UAE, like Abu Dhabi or Dubai?

Yeah, Dubai.

Yeah.

The prince called me, his assistant.

I got like 8,000 million calls in Canada.

8,000 million.

Texas called me.

Chicago called me.

I've been getting calls since this all began.

It all was just kind of like a mistake.

I will say, maybe, you know, if I had to, but it wasn't done intensely.

I just got creative one day.

I love it, man.

Well, you're worldwide.

Clearly, you're worldwide.

And

I'm looking at the guy that you spoke to, and he's locking down your travel right now.

So, you know, he'll be in touch with you.

His name is Josh.

And yeah, you know, we'll do like, you know, the car service and fly you first of course put you up and your fee and we're just really excited to eat your food man

yeah i'm um you have to make sure i have everything please don't leave nothing it's pretty simple please don't try to leave nothing uh i can't really bring they always the has when i bring my knives i had them stolen a number of times yeah from the airline when i bring my own roller chef knife carrying knife

Yeah, no, we'll be all set up.

Make sure they sharp.

But yeah,

I really didn't want to just do the sit down i wanted to really and truly like uh entertain far as the uh

uh the podcast go i didn't want to just you know i didn't want to just do that that that would be pretty boring for me i think you'll highlight it a lot the live cooking it would you know the questions so on and so forth that would that would pretty much just add the icing on the cake okay well we will have we'll you know we'll do even a uh we'll do a

we'll do a re we'll do a reconfirmation of the checklist before you come.

So we're just triple sure that you have everything you need.

And yeah, man, you know, we'll have tons of fresh fruit, seasonal fruit, and

whatever you request as far as equipment, it'll be there.

And we're really excited about that.

There's one thing I require.

Yes.

Also, no paper plates or anything.

Okay.

No.

You got it.

No paper plates, no paper plastic.

Hey, write that down.

I forbid my people going in.

And I don't think y'all going to go that route, but I just need the nice plates.

I gave them a setup.

If y'all get like a table and get a white tablecloth, nice glasses, you'll see how beautiful it'll be.

And I'm telling you, the podcast is going to go

a lot because just that alone is really, truly going to add, you know, color contrast and professionalism to king.

You got it, man.

Yeah.

We'll do it.

I'm not asking for much.

And it's not nothing y'all can't use on your own afterwards.

So it won't go to waste.

Of course.

Great point.

Thank you, Chef.

I appreciate it.

We'll talk to you soon.

Okay.

Bye.

Wow.

That was unbelievable.

I mean, you guys have been trying to get a hold of him for a minute, right?

It's not that fucking hard to check off the list that he gave you, okay?

We'll have it all.

No paperwork.

Have it ready for him.

Seasonal fruit.

Anything you want, minus the entire world of seafood.

Anything.

I don't really want to fuck with that.

Smells.

I've never heard a chef be like, I don't know, it smells kind of shitty.

What?

I know.

Usually, he likes strawberries.

What do you want?

My favorite Steve Food.

Yeah, I don't fuck with that.

Okay.

Anything you want.

Okay.

Yeah.

Okay.

I mean, that's pretty incredible moment.

I would like to try those flavors where he puts the lamb, the strawberry, and the ranch together.

I think it's possible.

I think it's interesting.

And the glassware.

I'll tell you, but I think we should get, and I know it's possible, and it's worth the rental, whatever investment, a portable, full, you know, I mean, oven burners set up.

We'll have it all set up.

We can all have it here.

And if you fucking fuck up the plates or the silverware, I mean, you should, by the way, get every goddamn piece of cooking equipment known to man for this guy.

When I was asking him like what kind of plates he wants, because he's like, they need to be like the highest end, he's like, home goods.

Home goods has the best.

And then he goes, go to the clearance section.

You'll find really good stuff there.

He's right.

Top notch pressure.

Well, the nice thing is, you're going to be taking that stuff home with you afterwards.

Yeah, man.

That's so exciting.

I can't wait for fancy shirts.

Can I also have something exciting I have to share with you?

Yeah, of course.

One second.

I'll be right back.

Seriously?

Yeah, just vamp a minute.

Okay.

Today is just like, I don't know what's going on.

I don't know what is going on with this lady.

I know.

I'm just, I'm just filling the air.

That's what it's called.

I'm just talking.

I am.

I am talking to this wonderful staff, and we're talking about Fancy Chef coming here.

What am I gonna what?

What do you want him to make you?

Um, sea bass,

he doesn't do that, yeah.

With my only request, and then he won't fund it.

And he was like, Yeah, no.

Uh, what else do you want?

He can make dessert.

I don't know, maybe.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my God.

That.

Wow.

Can you guess what my update is?

Oh, my God.

This is fucking unbelievable, man.

This is...

Yeah, man.

Yeah.

Fucking Manchester.

YMH exclusive.

YMH exclusive.

What did you do while you were gone?

Guess what I made happen?

We manifested it.

It fucking, it happened, which is really, I think, crazy because it was not in the ether.

So when I presented this option to Liam and to Noel Gallagher,

Oasis is back together.

Incredible.

Yeah, no, it was fucking.

I think it's this guy right here.

I'm serious.

But you said.

I watch a lot of detective shows.

Go ahead, Mike.

You said

that you would go airtight with oasis in order to get them back together and then

what we know is the end of the story

oasis announced they're going to do shows again for the first time in 25 years yep

so what happened what happened

that's for me to know no no that's for everyone to know you guys know what fucking happened here's a problem is that okay here's what i did i promised them the dp they everybody knows everybody watches this podcast yeah noel and liam we love the idea, mate.

We're on board.

And then now it's to get them to

Manchester.

I'm the Duke of Manchester.

We have to get them to America to do this.

Right.

Oh, no, we have to, you need a new offer because they already announced they're doing dates.

Right.

And I have to make you have to do something.

Well, no, you have to make good because they're already together.

Yeah, I know.

You have to raise the bar.

I don't know.

I know.

I know.

How do you raise the bar?

I did say a DP, and I think what I meant was an airtight.

And I asked the brother.

Oh, because there's another brother.

There's a third brother that's not a musician.

We can go airtight if you want to bring the brother over.

This is a cool offer.

Yeah, you got it.

I mean, I'm just so pumped.

I really hope they make it to America.

Yeah.

Will you go to the show?

Of course I'm going to go to the show.

Agent Jeans already knows we're reserving tickets.

If they go to Vegas, I'd like to see them.

If they make it, I don't know, though, because these fools don't, you know, they fight.

Just like fucking Homeboy punched out dave navarro the other night perry pharaoh that was that was wild that was crazy wild and parry agreed to come on your mom's house and it's been so long where the are you perry for all come on and tell us your side of the story

i'm dying to hear what is up between perry and dave yep what's the beef where's the beef

Do you do you like Oasis?

Do you respect them?

You do.

Oasis?

Yeah.

You come with me to see them.

Fuck yeah, I would go.

Yeah, they're kind of great.

Yeah.

I'm so, I'm so fucked up.

I would go more than like the music is great.

I would go just to hear their shit talking between songs.

I know.

Because I bet it'd be fucking hilarious.

Yeah, because Liam's more the shit talker and he's like the sensitive songwriter.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it's pretty fucking great, man.

I know.

Also,

they might get through eight shows before they break up again.

I know.

I think the only show they will probably do is Manchester, right?

And then they'll be like, fuck off.

It's so much money, though.

They sold out so many tickets so quickly.

The UK just went nuts.

Of course.

I like Oasis.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I do too.

But I guess they're like seen as.

Speaking of the poors, I

come on, man.

No, I just realized that it's worth saying.

Yeah.

You know,

a while ago, I made this observation that washcloths were for the poors, that only poors use them.

And so what I did was I investigated this, right?

I spoke to an anthropologist.

I spoke to a dermatologist.

I spoke to a panel of poor.

And then I spoke to ultra-wealthy people.

And what I discovered is that I was 100% correct.

But I also have since learned that they were onto something and that those washcloths are just amazing for washing your ass.

And I

have been using them.

I know I've said, but like I, the other day I was in a hotel and I grabbed the washcloth and I was like, I can't believe I'm one of these guys now.

And I'm in there, I'm just digging, just scrubbing my ass, you know, soapy like

material coming off of the washcloth.

And then you look at it, it's brown, so you rinse it and you do it again, you know.

And I was like, man, this really is incredible that they found this and they kept it to themselves.

But then, hold on, but then you've got this brown, nasty washcloth in the shower.

And what do you do?

You just leave it there?

You just throw it down on the ground.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So disgusting.

Yeah.

But it's really incredible.

They really figured that one out.

I just wanted to give them problems.

Yeah.

Well, now you're on board.

You're team washcloth, which is crazy because I really am.

You're like an Oasis fan.

You're like me now.

I'm garbage.

I am.

Because in the beginning, you were such a snob and people really got on you for this washcloth.

How do you do it?

And I was like, with my hands, and everybody was like, you're fucking out of your mind.

And they were right.

I just wanted to say you were fucking out of your right.

So now you're team poor.

Are you telling me you're one of the poorest?

I actually do feel like those who have not, and most people that I associate with, have not done that, and I feel like they're missing out.

I've not tried it.

I mean, I don't like it.

I want to use this guy.

It's incredible.

It's really great.

I just don't.

Try it once.

And then I have to clean up the washcloth that's got my ass hot, my ass juice on it.

No, you just throw it.

You just throw it away or something.

Who's going to?

I don't know.

Just find somebody.

So stupid.

Trash it.

Yo, what did you catch me throwing on your floor the other day?

Throwing on your floor.

Remember, I was talking to you and there was like something

gross.

Was it a bandage?

Like, one of my

absolutely revolting.

What was it?

I don't know.

Everything you throw on the ground is disgusting.

I threw something.

So I don't know how you were, like, offended by the dirty ass washcloth.

You have your fucking.

It wasn't a toothpick.

It was like a body fluid thing.

Oh, my God.

It was like.

No, I had like a...

I want to say like a bandage or something, like a wound thing.

And I was like, oh, that's fucking done.

Remember?

Yeah.

I don't know.

I did.

And you got mad at me.

And you're like, don't throw it there.

I'm like, why?

Why?

Who cares?

Fucking gross.

You're nasty as hell.

Hey, lady.

No.

Guy who has hemorrhoids.

I'm your

man.

Yeah, I know.

That's cool.

Pretty cool, huh?

Yeah.

Do you like hemorrhoids?

I'm your man.

What's the angle?

Is he just going for radical honesty?

Yeah.

He's thinking that's gonna

hey you know he's just trying to be funny he's

humorous yeah he's like you know kind of poking funny at himself it's endearing yeah i kind of like it well yeah i didn't know that this was a thing this is all new to me Hey everyone, it's Injector Chris here at Lushful Aesthetics.

I'm here with my lovely patient.

And today we're going to be doing Holtox.

So you're probably wondering what Holtox is.

Well, it's Botox for your whole.

And so what we utilize is toxin, which is Botox.

And we use an anoscope to visualize the internal sphincter where we inject the Botox tube.

This is to help relax the anal sphincter so that it's easier to receive anal sex.

For some people, they use this to help treat and prevent fissures if they're a recurring issue.

And for some people, it's just because of pleasure.

No, thanks, man.

Nay.

Nai.

Nai.

Fucking pass, bro.

No, I've seen this.

This is what the Gabros are into.

Really?

So, wait, what?

I don't understand the idea behind Botox in your asshole, though.

Well, it relaxes your sphincter.

It paralyzes the muscle.

That's what Botox is.

The doctor's just leaking, though?

If you get

me, I'm not, you know, I'm assuming.

Yeah, huh?

Yeah.

Because then how does it close up when you're done making browns and stuff?

That's what I'm asking.

Dang.

Yeah.

Fucking.

Cool.

This is fucking dumb, huh?

Fuck, bro.

Yeah, you shouldn't do this to yourself.

Yeah, that's not, that's not.

Zolo, can you?

I don't know if you can.

Also, do we want to know more about this?

There'll be nobody ever, obviously,

that is

in our lives and does what he did.

How'd he get a job here, fuckface?

Oh, the Fed's small.

Yeah, fucking.

You fucking recharge?

Yeah.

Herc with his

specialty car.

Cock sucking fuck.

But

it does turn out

that

somebody who's out there kind of drifting around and getting their hands on some

meth every now and then

can behave in a similar way and also can get some pretty cool transportation.

We found somebody just like him.

I'm going to hey!

Hey!

Heaven, let your light shine down on me.

Right?

That's just dumb.

Fucking rat.

Hell yeah, dude.

I'm gonna let it shine.

I'm gonna let it shine.

Heaven, let your light shine down on me.

Heaven, let your light shine down on me.

Shine!

Come on and shine!

How about that?

Do you want to know something my oncologist told me?

What?

Pieces of shit live forever.

Isn't that fascinating?

Yeah, it's so crazy because I was in there.

I'm like, I'm 48 and I'm dealing with this.

And she's like, I know.

She's like, if you want to live forever, be a piece of shit.

Literally said this?

You should be mean.

Is what she said.

Like, mean people live forever.

And I think there's some validity to that.

Right.

And pieces of shit.

Case in point, Your Honor.

Look at my dad.

Look, he's fucking almost 80 years old.

Yeah.

Full alcoholic, right?

For just his whole life.

We're talking eating sausage, every day, bacon, like no green vegetables, doesn't drink water.

You got to get it cold.

He's going to live.

Yeah, it's going to live.

No cancer, fine.

And then this guy.

This guy's going to live forever.

This guy's going to live forever.

Isn't that wild?

He's going to be fine.

I know.

You'll never see him fight.

And isn't it funny that an oncologist, the person that you see, their specialty is cancer.

And they're like, do you know what my observation is?

After thousands of patients, real fucking selfish turds live forever.

There's some validity to it, though, because it's always the nicest people that like die young, right?

It's never well, that guy deserved it.

You know, they always live forever.

That for sure.

This is America, right?

Yeah, it is, man.

This guy's amazing.

What's on the car?

What's the information there?

It's like a card.

Oh, it's a business card that's blown up.

That's pretty cool.

Dude, can he do this to my car?

What do you want to do?

The fucking whole style.

It's rad.

Come on and shine.

I like it.

It's nice.

I feel like I want to do meth.

Like, if I figure, if I get sick again and they're like, guess what?

This is your last time on earth.

This is it.

Meth.

Meth is a first stop for me.

I feel like after all these years, if you tell me what do you really want to get into, it's meth.

It really is.

I love that fucking energy.

You know, I'm like,

I got a lot of shit to do.

There's things to get done.

There's so much stuff to do.

Look how busy we are, man.

I'm fucking busy.

Look how thin he is.

He looks great.

He does look great.

How come Herc wasn't?

I'm just fucking watching protein intake.

I want to do meth.

Fucking tweak out, man.

You know, but how come Herc was still, he was chunky, no?

Like, how come some meth people don't get skinny?

I don't get that.

I don't know.

Maybe he didn't have a lot of balance, you know.

Herc was really unique.

Maybe he was tweaking and binging and drinking.

I'm trying to think because I know people that did meth and none of them were fat.

It is weird.

Unless when you come down, because you don't sleep or eat for days, like three days.

He was just and then you really go on a purge.

Have you done meth and gotten fat?

Let us know.

Yeah, tell us that story.

Take it easy, fuckhead.

Fuckhead.

Yeah.

This guy's amazing.

Do we have a name for this person?

Let's see.

I have a little info card here.

His name is Keith

Mordaski.

In his town, he is known as cow fucker and leopard man, according to a Reddit page.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah.

But he's such a Keith, isn't he?

Yeah.

He's totally a Keith.

Where does he live, yeah?

He lives in.

somewhere smaller.

It's in Connecticut.

Oh, damn.

This guy's in Connecticut?

Yeah.

That's like Cracker Town.

They know him as Cowfucker and Leopard Man.

That's pretty cool, man.

I'm a big fan.

Way to go, man.

But nothing makes me happier than these videos.

Right on the neck, too.

That's the worst one.

Do you want to know something interesting, Tom?

That's what you're supposed to feel, man.

You're supposed to feel the way I hammered your tailbone.

That says you're supposed to feel at the base of your neck and on your tailbone.

I fucking

hammered my mallet.

Do you want to know something about me that's changed?

Is that I laugh at violence now?

Hey!

And I finally, and I think it's because when you like, when you get fucked up physically, yeah, you're like, fuck this guy, he put himself here, you know what I mean?

Oh, right.

Now I'm like, you're just a fucking dummy.

Okay.

You know what I'm saying?

I'm like, you stupid piece of shit.

You deserve it.

And you'll be fine.

Idiot.

Fucking idiot.

He's like, lay down, lay down.

That can't.

Ah, dude.

Dude.

There's no way.

That is a mallet.

It's like a cartoon.

It's like Tom and Jerry shit.

You feel better?

You good now?

Fuck.

This isn't even Russian.

No, this looks like, isn't that Portuguese?

Hold on.

I have a Pujitsky effect.

I have a very, very dumb one.

So I've been into ice cream lately.

Like eating ice cream?

Oh my god, I can't even imagine.

I know.

Did you know, bro?

And I don't know if I'm right, but did you know that it's cookies in cream, not cookies in cream?

My whole life I thought it was cookies and cream, and I didn't realize that was cookies in cream.

Did you know what I'm saying?

No, bro, do you know what I'm saying?

What is the fucking flavor called?

Is it cookies?

Cookies, cookies and cream.

Yeah.

And

well, this place here in Austin calls it cookies in cream.

But that's like a play on the name.

Okay, so what is it supposed to be?

Well, cookies and cream.

And cream?

Yeah.

But why is it cookies and cream?

Because they're saying that the cookies are crumbled in the cream of ice cream.

The N denotes and.

Or in?

Is the n, and, or in?

Smart chat?

No, no, that's not.

I think it's and, but maybe they say like just an N to shorten it.

You know,

or the and.

You know, cookies and cream implies cookies and cream.

Oh, so I thought.

But if it says cookies in cream, it could be just an ice cream places way of saying there's cookies in the ice cream, you know?

Like playing with the name.

But it was a good option.

when you're a foreigner you're born a foreigner yeah god damn dude you are by the way you know this is a you're canadian born canadian born you're not from these parts not from these yeah

no but when your parents are both fucking foreign no i get it i don't

we both say wrong shit because of foreign parents i used to only have one

your first 20 years are spent speaking retard english you don't know anything that's a good way of describing it yep that is a really good way of describing it yeah

Well, how good is it to be back in the studio?

It's a studio.

I'm a little shell-shocked, I'll be honest.

But I'm slowly getting back into it, and I'm so pumped, dude.

I'm so stoked that I had that

three-way with Oasis and that I made this happen.

You definitely made that at the reunion.

And I'm going to bring them to America.

Yep.

Yep.

And when they get here, you can get on stage with them and just...

Do they need a drummer?

Maybe I'll be their drummer.

Yeah.

Imagine if they let you sing with them.

That's not bad.

It's not bad.

He's got a voice.

He's not a bad singer.

Not a bad singer.

No, I'm good to be back.

Yeah, I always love insanity and lunacy.

And

a fancy chef is coming.

That's insane.

We just booked Fancy Chef.

That's insane, bro.

You made a plea to all the filmmakers out there, stop forcing inclusivity into

British periods.

I made a plea to all the documentary filmmakers: stop focusing on the victims.

Just show us the cool shit.

I don't want to see victims and how sad their families are now.

You're fucking bumming me out.

You guys know whether to weigh in, which is worse, Invisalign or Cancer.

I'm going to Invisalign.

Welcome back, Gene.

Welcome back.

We love you.

I love you too, Mike.

Hey.

Fucking parkas are cool.

And joining us for the first time, you can can catch Slipknot on tour now at slipknot1.com.

It's rock and roll's own Corey Taylor, everybody.

What?

I know.

It's a long time coming.

Thank you.

Hell yeah.

I'm so stoked to be here.

Thank you for coming in.

Oh, no.

Thank you for having me, man.

Oh, please.

This is a huge thrill.

This is coming out

a couple weeks after we record, but you're here in Austin because you guys are doing the moody tonight and you're on tour.

25 years.

Yeah.

That's what I'm saying.

It's a lot of years.

years.

That's right.

The thing I think

that happens when you're in

entertainment and performing that always blows me away.

The thing I'm impressed by is always just that somebody can have

the career you had over time.

The fact that you guys are touring on this scale 25 years in, it's really impressive.

It's actually

crazy.

Thank you for that, by the way.

It's really impressive.

It's bigger than it's ever been, which is insane.

Yeah.

How do you credit that?

Like, honestly, how do you analyze that?

I have to credit it to our fans, to be honest.

You know, I mean, at some point, you know, obviously, there's the product that we put out, there's the art that we put everything into.

Sure, but

it's the fans who have kept us where we are.

You know, like the fans have been so devoted over the years, where

even

when we have taken hits in our personal lives, in our professional lives, they have been there to support us, you know?

And because of that, we have always gone above and beyond for them, you know, just trying to do everything that we can to give them the best show, give them the best music.

And

nine times out of ten, you hope you nail it as long as they know that if it comes from us, it's coming from the heart.

So they know that

if it's, it's, if it's true, then they can feel it and they can trust it.

a hundred and i think what i like about you guys is how obviously dark fucking sided you are oh yeah your goth is fucked and mad respect mad respect um but because it is so i don't want to i don't hate the word brave but it is such a lane like it's such a creative choice and you guys went all in on it yeah and that's dark it's

super dark yeah but that's so rad because so many people would be like oh and i can't you know i can only imagine the like the amount of

executives that saw you starting and be like, ah, I'll tell you.

I'll tell you a very funny story.

We were actually, and this is, it's a story that some people know, but not a lot of people are like, it's not a wide one.

We were

originally slated to sign with Sony Records.

Ross Robinson, the producer, was already on board to do it and whatnot.

Our original manager actually worked for Sony Records, had worked the deal out and everything, but nobody had heard us.

So trust me?

Oh, yeah.

So we end up having a

we have this

showcase

in Vegas, actually, on the strip at the old Game Works, right?

And they called it the Edom Festival.

And basically, it was all of the bands that Ross was producing, right?

So we were on it.

Amen was on it, which is an amazing punk band, and like a couple others.

We went on right before Amen.

And it was like 150 people.

It wasn't a lot of people, right?

It was just in this little room next to an arcade.

Like you could see people ordering pizza and shit, you know?

It was just like, all right, whatever.

We proceeded to just destroy our shit.

It was so.

fucking satanic and little known to us was one of the massive executives at Sony in the back who was just

like the next day literally killed the deal.

Really?

Killed the deal.

Wrote a memo to everyone involved and said, if this is the future of music, I don't want to be alive.

So

fast forward.

You know that guy's name, right?

A year and a half.

I do.

I'm not going to give him any free press.

Fast forward a year and a half, we go platinum, and then we go double platinum.

When we went double platinum, we sent a bouquet of dead roses to him at Sony, and all it said was, we are the future of music we want you dead

slipknot and that was it

that's awesome yeah so we've always kind of like maybe not recently but we've always had kind of a chip on our shoulder because everyone has assumed that they just that they're just like ah they'll never make it and on paper we shouldn't have you know so it's we're pretty we're pretty proud but it's the it's the authenticity right i think what you were speaking about that that shit is real yeah you know you're fucking angry kids from Iowa.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

And anybody from Iowa knows what the fuck we're talking about.

I know.

It's so dark and gloomy there.

You know, because I spent time, I toured that state for a while.

I drove through that state and it was so ominous, just the windmills and the gray.

It's so flat.

Like nobody talks about it, because it's as flat as Kansas.

And yet Kansas gets more, you know, PR.

So

that it's, and people need to understand that now it's like paradise compared to when I was growing up.

Right.

I mean, they

teams.

You, um, yeah, exactly.

One of the

kind of press things about they're like fastest developing cities.

I think companies are opening.

It's always like celebrated as like

a place to raise a family.

A lot of

tech companies put down roots, a lot of insurance companies, actually.

So it balanced out the agricultural side of everything.

Yeah.

And a lot of money went into it.

So it, I want to say it doubled in size within 10 years which is crazy and that was right around the time i moved so i missed all the good you know like i was like

you got the raw years i got i got the dog like the raw dog years

i was thinking about the story you just told that like pretty much i think every big band has the experience of some fucking guy being like

yeah

what the fuck is this and it's got to be like i don't know i imagine the ones that have any self-awareness it has to be a very sobering thing when people go like, hey, you know who you told us not to sign?

Like, we just sold fucking 2 million records.

And honestly, and the crazy thing is, is that

the guy who really saw the potential for us at Roadrunner, Monty Conner, he was somebody who, there were several bands that he tried to sign that went on to get signed at other places.

So I think that was one of the ways that he was able to get us on Roadrunners because they saw the missed opportunities.

Also, we were working with Ross, who at the time was, you know, a god, you know, just in that, in that genre, period.

You know, he's just one of the greatest gears for like primal, like emotional sludge metal, you know, and that's, yeah, I mean, the cure album he did is insane.

Which one did he do?

He did Bloodflowers.

Wow.

It's so incredible.

It's, yeah, and it's one of the darkest cure albums fucking ever.

So it's also, I think, so good for artists to hear.

Like in any lane, when you hear like stories like, like that story of you guys performing, is like, cause like, you know, it's not the same, but it kind of is like in comedy too.

Right.

You just do these gigs that are just fucking brutal.

Right.

And like, if somebody, there's people who see you at them who are like, yeah, don't quit your day job.

Okay.

Right.

And you have to push through it.

Right.

But you have to go like, you.

You're like, no, this is what I do.

And

there's shit gigs are part of it, you know, but you, when people go like, you don't have it, you still have to fucking believe it.

Which is, which is fucked up.

And then dealing with

peers coming up at the same time, and then suddenly you start to rise above them,

the passive aggressiveness that you guys have to deal with.

That we've, I'm sure you guys have dealt with that, where it's like almost like the jealousy part.

It's like, dude, we were friends.

Like, why are you coming at me going?

It's like, oh, okay.

You know, and you just, yeah, like, and we got it first in our hometown,

and then then we got it from

Iowa.

You're from Des Moines.

Des Moines, yeah.

The Des Moines haters.

Yeah, man.

Well, and trust me, they fucking hate.

They still hate us.

They still hate us.

Yeah.

Really?

Small town haters.

And it's weird, too, because when you say after Iowa, it was then what?

I don't know.

I mean, after Iowa, it would have been the bands on Roadrunner.

Ah, okay.

Who were the bands that we loved, man?

Oh, you're the big shot.

Exactly.

And then

it slowly balanced out, you know, but at the same time, you know, what people don't realize is that we went back home and tried to help those bands in Des Moines, like tried to give them a platform.

We got three or four of those bands signed.

And

for whatever reason, it didn't work out.

Yeah.

We took all of those Roadrunner bands out with us.

The second that we started to get bigger, we were like, let's go, man.

Let's all of us go.

And it became

i don't want to say salacious but at the same time it was just tragic how quick the egos would turn and i'm just as bad you know but at the same time we were really trying to put we were trying to balance out maybe the guilt of like blowing up the way we did with trying to help out the bands that we loved, you know, and it wasn't all of them, you know, because we still have a lot of friends from a lot of those bands that were on that on that label, but

we

definitely were put in a situation where it was almost lose-lose.

And all we could do was just kind of band together and just say, All right, fuck it, let's just go.

We're just which was definitely the right decision.

Which is nothing more you can do, exactly.

But also, to celebrate your 25 years and the fact that you're here tonight, I think you know, this is what we put together for you.

Oh, shit,

yeah,

still Still can't watch this without dying, dude.

Oh,

man, he's got he's just

for all you guys for staying alive all these years.

It's like you could hear the sandpaper in his throat.

It's like,

brutal.

So good.

Can I ask you such a stupid question?

So,

you guys, because I know you're a very visual band.

You're very like, woo.

Did you guys get airplay on MTV?

Are you on like Headbangers Ball?

I mean,

like back in the day, how did you get?

Our first video got banned.

Yeah,

first video got banned.

And that was like

the most fun.

Yeah.

And then we could say that.

We were like, yeah, see?

It's like getting arrested for drugs.

Yeah, exactly.

That's pretty fucking cool, man.

Our second video, we had two different versions.

So they kind of played both versions.

It was Wait and Bleed.

It was like the big.

kind of single but the first one was spit it out and they were like no this is way too crazy

and all it was was live footage but then we recreated the shining which was cool that's very cool it's super cool we maybe spent 50 bucks on it wow and it's still one of my favorite videos of we were banned exactly first the first video to get banned on mtv and then the first video yeah it was our first video but your first all right yeah not the first no not i wish you could clamp oh god that'd be great

real um i want to say that well i can't remember those are like like the guys that did like those booty rock shit two live Live Crew.

Weren't they one of the first?

Yeah, they were one of the, they were definitely one of the booty first.

Yeah, it's all like pussy rock.

Well, I was wondering, I was like, because I could have swore that

they had a video for SNM, which was on the album before

as nasty as it wanted to be or whatever.

Yeah.

It was, that was like, that song was so gnarly for a 14-year-old kid.

Oh, my God.

Bring your dang dog in front.

I was like, let's go.

You know,

that's some trailer party.

They were like there.

Triple X-rayed as soon as they were.

Oh, they were brutal.

Like, me and my friends were listening.

We're like,

this is fucking crazy.

That's a way and like the fuck.

Doodle Frank.

Doodle Brown.

Yeah, and I'm a goth chick.

I shouldn't fucking know.

I mean, we loved it.

I was a goth kid, but I loved old school hip-hop.

Like, I was like, I loved the ghetto boys.

I loved

Public Enemy.

I mean, all this shit.

That's what I grew up listening to.

That's one of the reasons why.

Was like really one of those groups that like kind of transcend.

Cause there's so much rage in it.

Yeah.

And so like the anger.

Oh, dude.

You know, and the message.

It was real shit.

It was real shit.

She's still like that to this day.

Like one of the sweetest dudes I've ever met.

Really?

When I met him, he's one of the few dudes that.

Like, I mean, I freaked.

I freaked out.

Like, cause, I mean, you know, he's like my favorite.

I went to watch him speak at a one time.

Oh, right.

So I managed the college radio station for one year, and they sent us to this,

like whatever radio retreat in New York.

We all just fucked off for a few days

and just partied in New York.

But then the one thing I saw on the itinerary, Chuck D giving a talk 10 a.m.

in this one ballroom.

So, I mean, I was just like,

and I remember that he started, he was like,

all right, I usually don't get up this early.

And then I don't even remember what he said, but like, yeah, I was just there to watch Chuck D.

Yeah, he's so cool.

He really is.

Yeah.

He's very cool.

He's very open.

And

very artist.

If you guys had a musicians union, I feel like he'd be president of the union.

Oh, 100%.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Because

he fights for everybody.

He really does.

He doesn't fuck around.

Wait, so let's go back to you because I've been intrigued with Slipknot for so long.

I really have, like, I've,

you're from Iowa.

I know that.

I know you have like a rough.

childhood stuff.

Yes, you go through a lot of shit.

Can you give me like, I mean, I don't know how much you want to talk about, but what's, what's the snapshot?

And then how brilliant that you parlay that into this really unique music that resonates with so many other angry, fucked up kids.

It's so great.

It's interesting.

When I was younger, I didn't realize that I had a propensity for like heavy music.

Like I, when I started

kind of teaching myself how to play, I just wanted to kind of play songs and play.

It was very much like my solo stuff, basically.

But because of the background that I had, you know,

growing up,

abused

all,

all categories.

And then being homeless,

OD'd twice by the time I was 16.

And my friends left me in a dumpster.

In a dumpster?

Yeah.

Yeah.

It was, and I think it was only because they moved me that I actually was able to stay alive because then I woke up.

And they were like, we just got to put that body somewhere.

Yeah.

They were just like, we can't take him.

Yeah, they just left me in a dumpster.

So

all of that, you kind of look at that.

And then

I

fast forward to, I'm doing music with my original band Stone Sour.

But there was always something that was kind of like, I was almost like kind of pulling at the chain.

You know, I just like, I wanted something more.

So when I see Slipknot play their very first show, I was right like front row.

And I've never had this thought since.

and I had never had it before that but I was like I'm gonna be the singer for this band really yeah and how old are you I was at the time I was 23

and then two years later they asked me to join

which was crazy yeah you know because we all knew each other you know I mean so you did you did know those guys yeah yeah we were all because Slipknot what a lot of people might not know is like slipknot was made up of a lot of people from the scene, you know, and we all knew each other.

We'd all played shows together, but we also recognized the people in each band who

that guy's driven, that guy's hungry, that guy's talented.

And that's what your band's made up of.

Exactly.

We were the dudes who would, we would have stepped on the necks of our dead mothers to fucking get there.

You have to.

Yeah.

That's why you're part of why you're there.

And I think it's also one of the reasons why we were so ferocious in the beginning.

Like, we have very little memory of the first year and a half that we toured because we were so

just go you know i mean i saw home maybe a month and a half in that whole time because we were just fucking gone the entire time it played every territory that would let us in

even the places that were that banned us we would play like the borders like we were banned in greece for the longest time so we would just play greece a whole country

you gotta keep these moments that play well that place was so convinced that we were satanic oh really that oh and they they take that shit very seriously man.

So, I was like, all right.

They finally let us in, and we played like this.

I'm getting off topic a little bit.

We played this like crazy, amazing, like

amphitheater, like this natural amphitheater.

And dude, people were like, it's the, it's a sheer mountain on the other side.

Like, and people are climbing and coming over the top to get to our show.

And I'm just looking, it's like, this is some shit out of World War Z.

Like, it was nuts, man.

But to go back,

when I joined that band,

I honestly had, it was almost like I had to relearn everything that I knew about making music.

Because this was just a nuts.

Yeah, man.

Because they were so,

there were no bounds, no boundaries when it came to music.

You know, we, if we wanted to use, you know, death metal, punk, hardcore, hip-hop, goth, electronica.

Can I ask ask you this about that?

Because this is really fascinating.

And that, like, you know, if you take a guy that plays keyboard and maybe piano or whatever, and maybe there's a songwriter, sometimes the songwriting will be like, hey, I got this melody.

Right.

And then the songwriter will go like, okay.

I think, you know, and then he uses the melody and goes, and it's like, it's like an easy to understand, even as a non-musician, you're like, oh, I get it.

Like, you're hearing the melody, and then you're going to write some words.

When you have like your size band and all the elements, like, how do you construct a song?

It's interesting because a lot of it kind of comes down to, in the beginning, we would just go, we would get in the room and go, who's got an idea?

And nine times out of ten, it would either be Mick.

or Joey, actually, who would have a riff and was like, check, you know,

check this out.

And we would start to just, and we would just worry at it and worry at it and build on it.

Exactly.

When we did Wait and Bleed, they came to me and they were like, We want you to just write the chorus.

So I wrote the chorus and they constructed the guitar riff over that,

which was really cool.

So

it was the first taste for me that there was no rules.

It's exciting, right?

Yeah.

I mean, once you kind of

throw off those constraints,

the fucking world is your, it's your bitch, basically, you know?

So to answer your question,

sometimes if you hear,

at least for me, if you hear a really amazing chorus, the melody will just come to you.

And

you just hear it instinctively.

And you just kind of start to fuck with it.

You fine-tune it and you perfect it.

Do you do a lot of chorus first?

Like chorus and then write around it?

Sometimes I do, especially if I'm writing by myself.

I'll hear something and then I just kind of craft everything around that chorus and just kind of fill in the blanks.

Do you hear the words?

Well, sometimes.

Sometimes I'll just hear the melody.

If the words don't fit with the emotion that I'm finding, then I'll sit down and I'll start to kind of chip away at everything.

And once I do that, then I've got it.

And then that kind of fills in the blanks of what the song's going to be about.

Yeah.

How do you hear it?

Because when I'm, I'm obviously, like, I learned drumming, and it's funny because the sound that you make in your head is a,

right?

So, what do you hear in your head?

What's the sound?

I almost always hear it.

Like, I almost always hear it in

a higher register, to be honest.

Like, like a lot of the melodies that I hear.

So, then I have to kind of bring it down.

So, what does it sound like?

Do you hear your own singing voice in your head?

Yeah, sometimes.

Sometimes.

What sounds are you hearing?

I will hear, like, the music I will hear almost with a lot of like reverb.

Like, it sounds bigger.

Like I hear the potential of what it could be.

So like even if I just hear a guitar, I can hear the drums, I can hear the guitars, the bass, I can hear if there's orchestration, I can hear that in it.

I can hear the harmonies on the vocals that I hear.

And then that kind of gives you the roadmap for when you demo it.

you know and then if it doesn't work in that that shape you just trim stuff away.

And you're like, okay, this seems a little too much.

We're going to pull this back.

This is too busy.

Exactly.

Yeah.

And you just make it, you focus it.

Do you ever have to like tell somebody, like as you guys working together, like, hey, we got to dial back what you're doing.

Like this.

We've had some times like that.

Yeah.

And nine times out of 10, the great thing about Slipknot is that we will listen with real ears and go, okay, well, what do you think?

And I have had to learn over the years because

there have definitely been some times where I've been a little too

direct, close.

Well, no, just, just,

just clinging to an idea, too close to it.

Yeah.

And so I'll be a little too contentious when it comes to like people coming in and giving criticism.

And what I've had to learn is that if I expect people to listen to my voice, I have to listen to theirs, you know?

So that's been a growing pain for me, you know, because I am a massive ego and I've had to really dial that back and realize that I'm just a part of it, you know?

So and so as we've gone on, we've gotten better at listening and and not taking shit personally, you know, the second agreement, not taking shit personally and realizing that we're all, we all want the same thing.

And it doesn't matter how we get there.

Like nobody's going to fucking co-sign it because it's all of us.

Yeah.

You know, so let's just get there.

And if you've got the better idea, fucking A, you know, and I've gotten to the point where I love giving credit to other people now because they came up with the idea, you know, and it's it just feels better.

That's awesome.

Yeah, that's the nice thing.

You know who else has no fucking boundaries or rules?

I want you to watch this.

Oh, Christ.

I'm going to hey,

hey,

heaven, let your light shine down on me.

Show

collective soul

got this Corvette, puts it in the mic is

I like it.

He's good front man energy.

I want to let it shine.

He's not dying.

He's not done.

Kevin, let your light shine down on me.

Shine.

Come on and shine.

Okay, yeah.

All right.

Will you go out on a limb and get him signed?

Also, I think, is that a business card?

Dude, it's blown up and it's

like what is that?

Right?

Because I see phone numbers and things like it.

And an address.

He's definitely a notary public.

Yeah.

I mean, that's...

Yeah, I mean, he has to be, right?

He shows up and you're like, I'm here to coach hierarchy and you're going to roll your thumb.

Fucking

his voice, you know, he can perform.

He's got a good timbre there.

Yeah, that's definitely.

I want to say, look, what do you think the over-under is of how many Corvettes came together to make that car?

I mean, I'm seeing at least 11.

There's a fucking, there's an appliance in there.

Just some stuff that was a Chevy that he's like, it'll work.

It'll definitely pound it into shape.

There is a fucking

Keith.

He is known locally as Leopard Man and Cowfucker.

in this town in Connecticut.

Two very distinct tastes.

All right.

Shit.

Yeah, he's a

pretty cool guy.

I like his car.

I hope he made it because I'd like to order one.

I mean, that's a sweet car.

I definitely had worse cars when I was younger.

Oh, yeah.

Hell yeah, I did.

Okay.

What was your worst fucking car that you ever had when you were younger?

87 Chevy Nova.

Gray exterior, gray interior cloth.

Love it.

Sucks so fucking bad.

It would shake if it got to 67.

Oh, shit.

It was one of those.

Right, right.

They're like, no.

Fucking.

The old school governor, just this car sucks.

It sucks so bad.

I had Old Reliable Reliable first, which was a 95 accord.

Okay.

But I fishtailed showing off and ended up in a ditch.

And I had to

use tape underneath to make the front bumper hang on because it had I drug it off.

That was pretty cool.

And then I had a Malibu after that.

That was like, you know, pretty flex on people in my Chevy Malibu.

So those were my two

beaters.

Nice.

Yeah.

Nice.

I had an 82 Mazda.

Why are you flexing on us?

Oh, no.

No, no, no, no.

You need to understand something.

The original car was yellow.

It had been painted with house paint.

Oh, blue.

It was a four-speed.

The gear ship barely worked.

We called it Fat Ed.

And I would.

Yeah.

Oh, no.

It's

nothing.

I think it's...

This is way too

six.

closer to that.

Nowhere near as cool as anything really on that fucking thing.

Yeah, I want to see what the paint job would look like.

Because what does that look like?

So it looks like, no, it looks like

the blue shit was peeling.

Yeah.

So there's a lot of yellow showing.

All right.

So it looked like somebody had outlined it in yellow.

Yeah.

But that was the original color.

I also love, by the way, people who think you can paint a car just with your house paint.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Because they're just like, yeah, I was painting it like

for $500

and it was so rad because if you put it in neutral it would hop backwards so and I'm gonna be very irresponsible right now yeah we would get wasted and after the bars closed we would take it out to like the big parking lots at the malls and shit and we would have rodeos So

we would let it off.

We would crawl out the window.

It's still running and shit.

And we would just hold on for deal life and this you guys is how a band is formed exactly okay you ever want to know why it's not like why slipknot was formed in iowa because we had mazda rodeo yeah that's awesome thankfully no idiots were harmed in the making of that

so how many people like meet you and assume you're a terrifying person oh almost everybody unless they've seen clips of me online that's i've been able to kind of temper that because usually when people meet me they're like we thought they first of first of all they thought i'd be taller they they thought i'd be crazy you know yeah and then i'm i'm like i have kids what what are you talking about like fucking let it go it's fine and you have to be pretty intelligent and whatever yeah i mean driven to pull pull it together the way you guys have and yeah i mean even considering just a lot of our like the behavioral issues that we've had over the years we were able to kind of keep it together

what are your behavioral achievements?

Well, I mean, as a band, we've had our fucking share of weirdness, you know?

I mean, we were,

we set, we set fire to a table at the Kerrang Awards, and we were responsible for Britt Eklund breaking her ankle.

Wow.

Yeah, she was a blonde girl.

She hated us for a very long time.

Very long time.

Yeah, because we won.

We were the first band in Kerrang history to win three awards.

We won best single,

best live band, and then we won best band in the world, which they created just for the fans to vote on.

Jesus.

And we won.

And we

threw the table, had all of our beers and shit on it, and made quite a mess.

Britt Eklund was supposed to walk up and present the next award.

She slipped in our fucking beer.

And

so they carried her up.

Yes.

There she is.

She looked a lot like she did on the top right.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Well, I feel like she would have fallen, anyways.

We felt bad, you know, like we did feel bad.

She's at the age of 10.

We tried to send her something.

It was rejected.

It was rejected.

It was rejected.

Yeah.

It's fine.

Like, listen.

Mistakes were made.

Okay, that's all I'm going to say.

This is what I miss, though.

I miss the rock stars.

I miss this stuff.

I think that's why I'm so pumped that Oasis is back to you.

Oh, dude.

Do you know that she played a role in this?

So

about a month ago, she, and maybe it was six weeks ago, there's no talk of Oasis, Oasis, nothing.

Nothing in the EU.

She really

puts it out there that she's willing to go airtight with the Gallagher brothers that everybody knows and the other one who not everybody knows.

Right.

So she's willing to give herself all three inputs and she's like, I'll do that.

And then all of a sudden, I don't see her for a few weeks.

And then during that period, they're like, guess what?

There's new Oasis shows.

And I was like, hey,

where have you been?

Mike.

That's what happens when you go to Manchester.

I may have dipped out a bit, love,

yeah, but now I'm waiting for them to come to America.

That's the next, like, I don't know what I'm going to top the

airtight, the threesome.

Yeah, let's just say you're one of the ceilings.

That was, I mean, that was a bold choice.

You guys have been in a band for a long time.

Have you ever gone nine deep in someone's?

Hell yes,

some maggots.

Honestly, well, hold on, let me see.

Let me do the let me do the math.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, I can't talk about it.

Yeah.

All I can say, this was before the interwebs.

Yeah, so it can't ruin my life.

Yes, exactly.

Not everybody had their fucking phone out.

Dude, like, let's just say, like, there's some crazy shit.

Yeah, of course.

Of course, that's why you become a rocket.

That's why you become a exactly.

You know,

I have very strong opinions about a lot of that shit.

It's like, what's your name now?

I don't do it.

I don't want to hear your name.

It's like,

it was just a different scene, man.

And people don't realize that you if you it's it's like it's like watching a movie from the 60s like watching a bond film and then judging it based on modern yeah principles yes it doesn't work that way

like you cannot do that with someone in that age you know it is an absolutely different ballgame

it's yeah yeah now what's going on with perry pharrell and dave navarro

That

was that was my wife waking me up and going, have you seen this shit?

And I was like,

no.

It's sad, man, because I know both of them.

And Dave Navarro is one of the sweetest souls on the planet.

Perry also is very sweet, man.

Like, he's never been anything but fucking kind to me.

And seeing that,

I don't know what's happening there.

And obviously, I don't want to make assumptions because I don't want it to get fucking blown out.

It looks,

it could be chemical.

It could be behavioral.

It could be because they've known each other for fucking 40 years, man.

And there's so many myths about their relationship.

Who fucking knows what that would be at this point, you know?

So I just hope he's okay.

I hope Dave's okay.

I mean, I reached out to him to see if he was, it's my phone.

Yeah, I was vibrating.

Okay.

Stop.

There.

Okay.

You texted Dave.

Yeah, I texted Dave to see how he was doing.

He's, he hit me back.

He was like, he's cool, you know.

Poor buddy.

But obviously he doesn't want to say anything because right now they're just trying to figure out what the fuck they're going to do.

They canceled.

Yeah.

That's such a bummer.

I wanted to see that tour so bad.

I've been waiting to see the original four for me and Clown, actually.

Clown's a massive Jane's Addiction fan, dude.

Jane, he's like, he studied that shit like the Sapruder film.

And came to me, just like, dude, Taylor, you don't even fucking know.

Like, it's crazy.

Don't you feel like they're so underrated?

I feel like 100%.

Why the fuck weren't I think they're considered one of the greatest, especially coming from Los Angeles?

They were like an LA band, and I got to fucking watch that growing up.

And then I got to see them at the first Lollapalooza when I was high on acid.

Right?

Yeah, I was there.

Oh, you were Irvine Meadows, bro.

And I was like, why?

His voice is like from another realm.

And there's he's one of the most,

there's no way to recreate his voice.

No.

And the people who try,

it sounds like they're

going to kill themselves, you know?

Yeah.

Like it's so high up there, but it was so perfect.

I compared nothing shocking with

Appetite for Destruction.

To me, it is

one of the, well, it's just one of those examples of like a perfect album, you know, because you can put that album on and just start it and never skip anything.

Like even Thank You Boys is fucking wonderful to listen to.

You know, it's just a great, great album, you know?

Damn.

Yeah, it's, I hope they're okay, you know, and

knowing how inter-band relationships can be, that's fucking tough, dude, especially for a band that's been around that long, dude.

Yeah, because you know, like, I mean, end of the day, there's no telling what it is, right?

But you understand that those, those dynamics can shift and change and be challenging, and who knows what the story is.

I mean, I know bands that have been around for five years that have that shit happen.

You know, like it's, it's just, you just never know.

When you spend that much time on the road with people

and you go from the highest of highs to the lowest of lows, and everything in between, shit's going to get personal.

And you just never know what's going to happen on any given day.

Sid and I, who was one of my best friends, my brother, I almost killed him one night when we were doing, we were recording disaster pieces at Love,

I want to say it was London Arena, but I might be wrong.

And

he did exactly what we told him not to do.

And he,

I was so fucking pissed.

I was also hammered.

So that didn't fucking help anything.

He came back and there's a clip online and it's so taken out of context.

We all had, most of us had body cameras.

So what he would do is he would go out into the middle of the audience when we would do the sit-down part during Spit It Out.

And we told him not to do it this time.

Because we didn't want people to steal those cameras.

And he did.

And they did.

And he didn't understand why we were mad.

And he comes back and he goes, I'm fucking livid.

I'm just like,

and he goes, dude, you got to tell them to give the fucking camera back.

And I just whipped around on him.

I was just going to shut your fucking.

It's one of the most evil moments of my life.

And I just didn't give a shit.

And to this day, I feel bad about it.

Like, and it's a very real moment that's out there for everybody to see.

And taken out of context, it's so fucking horrible, you know?

Right.

But also, don't forget that all of us have those moments.

Exactly.

They're just not always captured.

Right.

Yeah.

And some people don't admit that they have those moments.

Yeah.

I mean, when he blew himself up recently, because he's Sid,

I like, I FaceTimed him.

And he was in the ER.

Like, he had the, and I was just like.

But he was also one of the first people to call me after my spinal surgery.

So like, that's how close we are.

Like, we go from

to yeah, Yeah.

So, it's your real brother.

Exactly, dude.

Yeah.

And anybody who's been in a fucking family knows how that is.

No.

What about Dave Grohl?

What's up with his baby mama shit?

Dude, I'm so.

Let me tell you something, bro.

Here's my take.

No, it's.

No, let me just say that.

I will say this, okay?

Like, apropos of this earlier discussion of like, you guys are fucking rock stars.

You're knocking shit over.

Right.

Old bitches be falling and spraining their ankles.

But, but she knows, hey, that's fucking slipknot over there, honey.

You better be careful.

So I feel like this whole, I'm just a nice guy.

I'm a nice guy.

Like, bitch, no, you're not.

You're a rock star.

Right.

And you fucking impregnate bitches fine because that's what they do.

That's what they've been doing for the 70s, the 80s.

Like, why come out with a statement announcing it to everybody?

And secondly, why are you busting nuts in your side piece, bro?

All valid questions, Christina.

I'm glad you brought that up.

Yeah, I'm sure.

I was hoping it would come up.

Get a vasectomy.

It's,

fuck, dude.

It's so messy.

Like, just 100% messy.

And

do you know Dave Grohl?

I do know Dave Grohl.

He is one of the nicest people on the planet.

And

heard it many times.

Yeah.

Yes, I'm just saying.

What's that?

What was it?

Mistakes were made, Christina.

I mean, and I don't, listen, I'll tell you exactly why they put out a press release is because

he wanted to get ahead of it.

He wanted to get ahead of it because he knew that if he didn't say something, somebody else was going to say something.

Because, I mean, I don't think we even know who the baby mama is, right?

Yeah, by the time this.

But I can guarantee you, as soon as she finds out that he may or may not be a part of everything, she was going to say something.

And it's called controlling the narrative.

so he got ahead of it and you know i will say this obviously

it's very irresponsible and

i know there are a lot of disappointed fans out there

because of because of the the image that he has developed you know but i have to remind people that we're not perfect you know he was one of the last people to really have that image.

You can't really think of anyone else.

I mean, well, Bill Cosby was the last guy, and what the fuck happened there, you know, talking about

pudding pops and bottles, drink the snap, yeah, real quick.

Fucking holy shit, but that's what I'm saying.

I think I look, I'll be, yeah, I just resent the like, I'm a good guy, but then you're not.

Well, here's my neck, everybody, here's the thing: press pause with it.

Tom's putting on chapstick, everybody's off.

Here we go.

This is

that's elaborate right there.

That took a long time.

I appreciate that I was here.

We can't do it with his mouth shut.

I was trying to break up the seriousness of the dialogue.

We're time out.

Okay, go ahead.

This happening,

and I'm going to say something very controversial.

I love it.

This happening

does not mean he's not a nice person.

Because I happen to know him as a person.

It means he's got fucking issues and he fucked up.

Yes, of course.

He's not perfect.

It is going to be very difficult for his family.

Oh, that's the part that kills me.

Kids.

Yeah.

Girls.

It's...

And I'm not going to make any assumptions about why or how it happened, you know, because obviously, I mean, I'm sober,

but at the same time, you know, I've gone through my own shit.

You know, I can...

I mean,

everyone has valid points, but the good person, bad person thing is not just black and white.

Right.

And people are saying that's exactly it.

People are generally

exist in the gray area.

Did he do something horrible?

Yeah.

Yes.

But it should be the only thing that defines him.

Exactly.

If that's the one thing that defines him, then

what the fuck are we doing here?

I know, but only if you present yourself as a certain thing.

And it's like, dude, don't then.

That's what I'm saying.

Like, you and I never pretend to be normal people.

Here's the thing.

It's disappointing.

It's disappointing.

I think I'm just mad at my dad.

It's fair, Corey.

She's mad.

I mean, yeah.

I mean, let's go there.

Let's go there.

I mean, so, I mean, what did this bring up for you?

I think it did.

I think it brought up my dad, like, my hatred for my dad being a piece of shit.

And, like, some, those guys are just a type.

And I really wish society would just be accepting of the piece of shit type instead of being like, you should get married and have kids.

Like, no, no, no, no, no.

This guy, this guy does his thing.

You are mad at your dad, though.

Of course I am.

No, I'm saying, I think all this is channeling.

Of course it is, Tom.

You're really not mad at Dave at all.

No, I don't care about Dave.

You're just, you know.

But it's like the gays.

It's just like the gays.

Just like the gays.

Let the gays be the gays, and then they don't marry women.

Release the gays.

Release the gays.

Just be gay.

And if you want to dump clips and have other kids, then just do it with, you know, don't tie a knot first.

Don't tie a knot.

Don't ruin people's lives.

Okay.

Switch this up real quick.

Something a little more fun.

All right.

Corey, I'll show you a clip, and you just tell me whether you think it's horrible.

Oh, we're here now, we're here, we're here now, or hilarious.

Okay,

I did push-ups, okay.

Um, my gag reflex is ready.

That's the slip-knot singer, yeah, of all people.

Listen,

I'm also listening.

I'm more refined in my old age, okay?

I'm ready.

I don't think I have anything too gross, it's really just whether this makes you laugh or not.

Okay, okay,

go ahead.

I'm already in, yes, brother, yes, brother.

Oh, God, do it, brother.

Everything won't watch,

Oh, fuck.

I'm sweating.

Holy shit.

That was horrible.

I was so ready for a broken leg, and I was, oh, that made everything so much better.

I'm so happy right now.

Yes!

Look at the psycho.

He's the biggest psycho.

Makes sense.

It's confirmed.

Slipknot.

Slipknot is satanic.

You're a fucking idiot doing skateboard tricks off a roof.

What did you think would happen?

Thank you.

Thank you.

All right.

This is what you got, what you asked for.

This is, I did this shit.

I fucked both my knees up.

Oh, my God.

Bring it on.

What else do you got?

Here we go.

Oh, shit.

Uh-oh.

That's real speed, bro.

Oh!

The fact that this ends here is horrible.

I wanted to see her mouth with no teeth in it.

There's not a tooth in it.

I wanted to see her with like both legs just sticking straight up.

Bro, she's going like 65 feet.

Dude,

that's so fast.

Oh!

Why is there a dog behind them?

Did you see this?

This dog comes out of nowhere.

Look at this tall and ass.

Watch.

Dog.

What the hell?

It hops on.

Because it's Mexico, dude.

Even he's going, you're going way too fast.

I'm going to try and grab you with my mouth.

But wait a minute.

How do they.

That's how people land from that slide?

Just being in a dirt pile?

No.

You know what this is?

It's a water park that's empty out of like that's closed down.

Yeah.

And they're like, yeah, it'll be a fun slide.

It's snowing.

But there's usually a pool at the end of that.

Just not a pile of dirt.

And a skinny Mexican dog with tits.

Seattle Di Bertito.

It'll be fun.

It's not fun.

It's not fun.

Not so fun.

It is not fun.

Oh, shit.

Wake one more time, please.

Yeah, why not?

It's good.

It's good.

It's like watching pumpkin bowling at this point.

It's just a dog.

Okay.

I think

both knees, hips.

Both knees, hips, tailbone.

There's at least one vertebrae that's fucked up there.

Holy shit.

And also, by the way, it says this is a very popular thing to go down inside when it rains.

Yeah, what?

Yeah.

Don't do the shoot without lube, kids.

Yeah.

Only in Mexico.

Yeah.

hold on.

And also, I feel like you should do this one alone, bro.

Like, don't have your

friend behind you.

Man, I mean, seriously, the way that she hit that,

I would go it alone.

Yeah, like, even that made me go, hmm.

I don't know if I should be laughing, but it's still funny.

It's still funny.

Okay,

two for two.

Here we go.

Don't trip on the kayak.

I told you, don't trip on that.

It's his.

His demeanor.

I'm like, told you, bitch.

Take a picture of you.

Not one fuck given.

He's got his phone out.

He does not love her.

Fucking dick.

I told you, don't trip on that.

That's his sister.

It's got to be his sister.

100%.

Yeah.

He doesn't give a fuck.

There's not a boyfriend on earth that would pull their phone out.

I mean, oh, dude.

That sibling hatred.

Did she exit with like a head steam?

Why is she coming out?

I mean,

I feel like she had way too many.

Way too many daiquiris.

She's drunk.

Yeah.

Let's talk about the fact that she just banged her head, not on the ground, off the bumper of that van.

Wait, my favorite's the sound she makes.

Me and my friends, we used to do this impression of somebody getting kissed in the back of the head with an aluminum bat

without knowing.

So it'd be, hey!

I just think that's funny.

This we're three for three.

This is funny.

Oh, my God.

That's really

snot, do I?

Oh, man.

Okay, we're good.

I told you not to trip on the kayak.

I told you not to.

Dip shit.

That's what you get for fucking with me.

Oh, God.

Oh, I hate these.

Oh, fuck.

I can tell already.

He's not taking off.

Oh, oh.

There's Ramdas in the.

He's too old.

he's so broke his back.

He's fucked up.

I was so not ready for the branches.

Oh, fucking shit.

Play it again.

Okay.

Look at him.

He is so confident.

I got this shit.

He's got a logo on his video.

Pledge fucking.

Smell that wind.

That's the smell of freedom.

Oh, shit.

Fucking hell.

Oh, this dude's so bad.

Wait, what machine is this?

Something you make in your mouth?

It's called a paramotor.

And you sit on it.

Yeah.

Because that's safe.

By the way.

How long do you think he sat there before he actually...

Who put this description in?

Is that you?

What's the hand?

Old white guy tries to fly, doesn't clear the tree line.

like yeah we got that thanks man

oh my stomach hurts oh my god he's sweating

yeah i'm officially sweating you're right corey like how long was he laying there with the wind knocked out of him yeah he he sat there there are a lot of thoughts going through his head he's just like

man i spent all weekend putting this shit together

winding this thing and also he talked you know this guy's like oh yeah i fucking fly this thing all the time

you guys don't need to come out like listen Listen, I'm going to film it for you so you can see it.

He's like, Where's my phone?

Now he's got to find his phone to call my

broke.

And you know, he has a story of like, you know, the Air Force turned me down.

Ever since then,

I fucking decided I'll fly my own motherfucker.

I don't need the fucking,

I could be unpinching right now.

I don't need

their backs on the wrong motherfucker.

F-35, I got my own.

This is the audacity.

You want to?

Hell yeah.

The audacity.

Hold on.

Just to create your own flying ship.

Shit that flies on your own.

You should not be building it yourself.

I agree.

Absolutely not.

I 100%.

Learn to fly.

Yeah.

I'm not even allowed to cook by myself.

Okay.

You think I'm going to fucking spend time on something that could quite literally blow up on me?

Fuck that.

Or just you're in the sky and then you fall down and you die from being in the sky.

And he's got like a parasail hooked up to a lawnmower and that, like, that's the genius.

There's some dip shit, no wings.

Dunk tape and some, yeah, fucking, there's some floss.

I saw like a floss in it.

The nice thing is that he can use that again since he'll never walk again.

Oh, and he could just sit and use that.

Yeah, he could just be like, okay, just put the electric shit on here now.

Yeah, just kick some, yeah, just put some handles on it just in case the battery runs out.

And you can push me over there.

Would you like to talk away where we're going to go?

Yes, yes, TikToks.

These are the, I'm serving the marginalized communities on TikTok.

Jesus, okay.

The underrepresented.

Do you know what she does?

Oh, I've seen it.

Okay.

Oh, I've seen it.

So you know that it can be a roller coaster of emotions.

It's.

I'm prepared.

I'm ready.

This is.

You don't know whether you're going to laugh.

Feel very, very sad.

I think we've established I'm going to laugh.

Okay.

That's fine.

Here we go.

Up first in Christina's talks.

I had a good life.

Oh, fuck.

So this is clearly a foot fetish

page, but the toenails are extra long.

Oh, my God.

You know how fucking dehydrated you have to be for that shit to curl like that?

I just got the chalk.

God, why is she doing that?

That is a scene from Lost Boys, kids.

That is some serious.

But however, I bet you...

This is up inside of my own body right now.

Do you know that?

It's inverted.

Mine's in the waiting room.

It's gone.

It's like, what in the fuck is that?

But this OnlyFans page probably says that.

This is an OnlyFans page.

Dude, I'm sure it is.

That's why there's a lot.

Let's move on.

This is TikTok so that it's linked up, right?

Some lady makes her living.

This is cosplay for people who are dogs that don't get their nails clipped.

You know what I mean?

She could literally grab a mouse, you know, and just fucking pull it right up to her mouth.

It's making somebody hard right now.

I mean, somebody.

You're right.

I bet there's a fetish.

Of course.

I know.

The fact that

I like is when it's super long and kind of bend.

And the clicking sounds.

But don't paint them.

Because then I can't tell that it's a nail.

But it's

something that's enamel.

Make sure it looks real.

Look at the shit.

It's gnarly.

How do you wear shoes?

You can't tell me.

She doesn't wear sandalwood.

She doesn't wear shoes.

She never wears shoes.

That 100% is a sandal-wearing person.

Yes.

And you can tell from the sunspots glistening on her ankles.

Yes.

I'm assuming it.

Listen, I apologize for gendering you.

I'm assuming that you are a woman.

I'm sorry.

Wild assumption that you've made.

Wild.

But let's.

They them?

They them, right?

They them?

On the verge of vomiting, so let's go to the next one.

Coffee Coffee time.

Strong black coffee.

Best drink of the day.

All right.

So this one, she's on.

Yeah, she sends me this every one.

This is how I wake my husband.

Some woman,

different videos.

Love it.

Okay, so it's the same.

She wears different revealing attire.

Okay.

And then says strong black coffee.

Best drink of the day.

And that's not off-putting.

And I go, I'm always right back.

Please stop sending me this shit.

Well, she clearly showcases her ample bosom.

It's a thinly veiled bosom Instagram.

I mean, that's a pregnant bike rack right there.

Pretty serious.

She's got her tips.

She's in like bikini tops.

And you're like, Jesus Christ.

Yeah, they're really out there.

She really needs to get her breast MRI.

There's probably 10 dicks.

I've got to get a bike a little closer to the rest.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

I'm sorry.

She's got 10 cancer dicks in her tits.

Okay.

Let's move on to the fucking.

I only had one.

cancer dick.

My tumor was sick.

I don't really want any immigrants in my country, you know?

Some people say there is the demographic problem in Poland.

We need more young kids, you know?

And what I'm about to say is not good, but

yeah, of course.

Let the immigrants in, let them raise our women,

and let's have more kids, man.

If you want that, let's do it.

But

I'm against that.

I'm against all the immigration.

I don't really like that.

And I'm not trying to take the risk for immigrant people to rape our women, kill our kids.

And that would be just dangerous.

I don't approve that.

Thank you, man.

I mean, say what you want.

He's very polite.

You know, you thanked him at the end, you know?

What in the shit?

I'll tell you.

That guy's had a couple drinks, a couple coughs.

He's like, oh, you want to talk about that?

He's had a couple of bottles, dude.

That kid,

his eyes are swimming.

Yeah, he's fucking wrecked.

Yes, you're right.

But I will say, I may have family members, people

I know, that would say this stuff perfectly sober.

This is not an unpopular slavic Eastern blast.

You're not wrong.

Yeah.

Having played a lot of those places, I've been exposed to a lot of that shit.

Do you know what's nice, Corey, about our country?

Yes.

Just us.

Just, you know, the pizza when no one is here

is much better.

Could not agree more.

Nice.

Bingar women.

Yeah.

Unaliving our children.

How dare you?

This kid's a kid.

Dude.

He's a fucking kid.

He's like 16.

That's what I'm saying.

He's heard this at home.

Oh, yeah.

This is

his

speech.

And let's say that

we assume that English is not his first language.

A lot of questions.

So maybe it's just lost in the translation.

Maybe it's better in the Polish in Polish.

Oh, yeah, he's just a nationalist.

Oh, okay.

So, you know, pride.

There we go.

I just think that, like, if you met this, if you showed me this kid, no mic, nothing, you're like, what do you think this guy be like, seems like a

nice guy.

You just saw still.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, this is going to be wholesome.

He's probably going to talk about skateboarding, you know, fruit roll-ups, you know, because that's what kids do.

For sure.

Shit.

Yep.

Oh, this guy.

Oh, fuck.

Okay.

He's showing you the flower.

There's a guy.

He's very fit.

He's just.

The music is incredible.

He's got hardy nips, too.

Oh, yeah.

Beefy nips.

Mike shorts.

He's just letting you know what he's got to offer.

I don't know why I need to keep seeing his crotch.

I don't know why that keeps happening.

He's telling you.

Oh, he kissed you.

He just gave you the kiss.

Dude, he is smuggling plums down.

Judas Priest.

So this is also a lane of TikTok where it's the shirtless fit guy, and then he like glances, like you can glance his junk.

It's like accidental.

Yeah, whoopsie.

Did I just really reveal my crotch?

Uh-oh, coffee time.

It's the equivalent of

a weird

one.

My wife has some shit like that, where it's like the vampires and the werewolves.

Yeah.

They're dude.

They're strong lanes.

They've got a whole lane where it's like, I think one's like a, there's a, there's a troll.

There's a, yeah.

What are you talking about?

Oh, there's a a mixtophone.

I mean, oh, yeah.

Are you guys gonna show you?

Are you gonna

hold on?

Time out.

I haven't been on social media since 2018.

I see this shit over her shoulder.

Okay.

So I'm just

tell you.

But she, oh, yeah, you guys need to talk

algorithms.

Hers are fucking incredible.

Like really, really good.

Vampires, werewolves.

Yeah.

And it's this one dude.

I mean, and he's got a lot of followers and he's got long black hair and he is like, what about?

I mean, he is dark.

Wait a minute.

You know, light-skinned black guy

with really pretty eyes.

No, but I'm sure she follows him too.

So, and it's like some gorgeous men, and I'm just sitting there going, Those are some warlocks.

I've seen the warlocks.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, there's some serious shit.

Pretty cool.

Yeah,

her for you page is pretty fucking amazing.

Yeah.

I gotta exchange.

Yeah.

You guys gotta talk.

Yeah.

It's gonna be great.

All right.

Okay, what do we got?

If my man could spell his name with his load, I would wear that necklace forever.

And although we did have enough powder where spelling a whole name would be possible, my client ordered a simple letter necklace with his semen sample incorporated.

That's how to a T for Tom match.

Thank you.

That's a lot of jizz.

No, I'm wearing it.

Oh, but you ordered it?

Oh, yeah, the gummy bear and tea for tomorrow.

Wow, that's really cool.

Are we just gonna skip the part where it was

load?

So you just mail in your jizz and then they dehydrate it and they make these amounts of load jewels.

Well, you don't

want to express that you love square.

I mean, listen.

I mean, I love crafting as much as the next guy.

Okay, just mail your jizz into this lady.

Yeah.

I mean,

fucking.

Christmas is around the corner.

Yeah.

Hi.

Let's get your lady something nice.

I don't need more gift eyes.

What are you going to get her?

Another fucking bracelet?

It's from Tiffany's yawn.

Million.

Yeah.

Yeah.

When are you going to fucking, you know, when are you going to fill this?

Yeah, with Jizz.

Actually, it would be quite a conundrum, Tom, if you gave me Jiz jewelry, but then it was diamond encrusted.

So you're like,

do you wear it?

Or, you know what I mean?

Yeah, do you eat it?

I get it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I sprinkle diamonds in my food.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

here it is.

Black coffee.

Best drink of the day.

It could be me.

I mean, that could have been me if I had my kids

10 more years.

I bet you she crushes OnlyFans.

That's got to be what this is.

I think she's a fan of immigrants coming into her country.

Brexit.

Sudgiboat.

Brexit or Nexit?

Bleck.

Coffee.

Strong

coffee.

People.

Wow.

I'm surprised she's drinking coffee.

They're a tea-drinking folk.

Oh, you're right.

Yeah, you're right.

Or maybe it's geographically specific.

Like she does these for America.

Right.

And then she keeps the cup of tea, cup of tea, cup of hot tea, strong black tea.

Tea all the time.

Strong English breakfast tea.

I'm a coffee guy.

Yeah, same.

Yeah, I don't like it either.

It makes my tummy hurt to take it.

Oh, gee, this is Stephen Baldwin.

I love you.

He's been doing this a lot.

It's fucking so weird.

It is so weird.

What?

What?

What the fuck is what?

That is a

version of thirst trapping.

It really is.

It is.

But instead of being like sexually trapping people, it's doing this emotional hijacking.

So what you're trying to do is elicit people to be like, either I love you too, or what's going on with you.

I'm deeply disturbed.

It's all attention getting because this is not fucking.

This is so true, Tom.

This is the equivalent of the 2008 Facebook post of like,

mom's healing well.

The wounds are pussing, but I'm cleaning them every day.

Thanks for checking out.

Oh, my God.

Are you okay?

It's just to elicit a reaction.

Like, but did we all need to know that Stephen Baldwin loved us?

Like, it's just strange.

I mean, I didn't know until today.

Right now, I don't, I think I'm a little worse for wear for it.

The funny thing is, he's doing that.

And then we have shit.

No, we have this clip of Alec when he was in court.

I really appreciated the acting that he did on Saturday Night Live and I really appreciate his politics.

You told one of the witnesses who disagreed with you during an interview that you thought Mr.

Baldwin was a cocksucker.

I do not recall saying that.

That snaps

that was a snap too.

That's very good.

Huh?

That's very good.

In court.

You can say that in court.

If it's a transcript, yeah.

That's That's amazing.

Yeah.

All right.

We're on the screen.

He's like, wait a minute.

I didn't fucking shit it on myself.

Oh, my God.

Head again right back in the shower.

Y'all, I thought it was going to be a fart, like a regular fart.

Oh, yeah.

But that shit spit it out.

I was like, oh, my God.

That's what happened when you, in the process of losing weight, you basically shit out a lot of

toxins and shit.

Is that it?

Is that how you do that?

Is that it?

That just happened with my old white sheets.

I don't know that you needed to actually post this.

That's what I'm wondering.

This is 100% OnlyFans.

This has to be.

Oh, yeah.

Come on.

You could have just like

talked to the camera.

Am I one of the only ones who remembers cake farts?

Or

the off-brand meatloaf farts.

Do you remember that one?

I've seen that too.

Oh, yeah.

I don't know which one I prefer worse.

Yeah.

However, I will say after a certain age, this is a 100% problem to worry about.

Because

you have to give give it the one-cheek sneak that Carlin used to say.

He's like, oh, Christ, please, please just be gas.

Well, what's interesting about this one is that it's a woman choosing to post a shart sheet.

And she stayed on that.

Like, here it is.

Here's the massive shit.

Shark sheet.

Yeah, led with it.

Yeah.

Didn't start with her, led with it.

Could have just told you the

strong game.

Like, she's, I'm so confident that people are going to want to see this leading with this.

And you know, when you lose weight, a lot of times what happens is you shit out your weight.

You do shit.

You shit that weight out.

Yeah, what are you waiting for?

It's time for you to shit that weight out.

Yeah.

Yeah, this happens.

Ah, fuck.

All right, last one.

Here we go.

Best drink of the day.

Is the charge eating a meo?

A succulent Chinese meo.

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest.

So this is one of our original favorite clips on the show.

I've seen that one.

And he, like, I mean, we're talking like more than 10, like 10 years ago.

Even

though he wasn't.

And he was, I mean, the clip is older, but like, we really were.

And then this man just passed away.

Carlson was arrested in 1991.

Police believed he was one of Queensland's most wanted.

A serial credit card fraudster, one Chinese meal at a time.

See that chap over there?

He take your hand off my pace!

Mr.

Carlson met his arresting officer in June at the legendary restaurant.

When it comes to the allegations of credit card fraud, Mr.

Carlson maintained his innocence.

If they

put something wrong, they'll do it.

From the age of seven, Mr.

Carlson had spent time in institutions, homes, and had escaped from jail three times.

He is also a passionate actor.

He's a good one.

I think he should have got an Academy Award.

I think he would have made a

great actor.

Mr.

Carlson was recently diagnosed with prostate cancer and has died aged 82.

We salute him.

I hope he had his final psyche in Chinese.

No, shit.

Jesus.

Before he died.

Quite a news piece on him.

I didn't realize he's

from jail three times.

And he clearly was an actor because that voice they put on.

Oh, yeah.

Hands off my penis.

Brilliant.

That was really good.

Holy shit.

If I get arrested, I'm going to go out like that.

That's great.

Right.

Don't touch my penis.

Mama, I love you.

Mama, I love you.

All right.

Corey, thank you for coming.

No, thank you for having me, man.

I really appreciate it.

I did really enjoy it.

Alicia and I have been massive fans for a very long time.

So we were really stoked when this was a real treat to have you.

Come back again.

I will do my best.

Congrats.

Next time, can we bring Alicia?

Because she's way funnier than I am.

Oh, of course.

And way better to look at.

Trust me.

Yeah, for sure.

Yeah, 100%.

Let's have her a replace you.

But congrats on 25 years.

Thank you.

And on this tour, the tour continues.

If you want to see Slipknot on tour, they're going to be in South America and then Europe.

And you can get tickets at slipknot1.com.

Again, thank you so much for coming.

Thanks for having me, man.

Thank you.

See you guys.

Bye.

Bye, mommy.

This is my struggle.

In your mom's house, your mom's house,

your mom's house, hey.

In your mom's house, your mom's house makes the pain go away.

Your mom's house, your mom's house.

My struggle every day.

Your mom's house, your mom's house, makes my pain go away.

I don't care about

anything at all

but Chris need

a beating tongue in your mouth sounds.

I don't care about

anything at all

but Chris need

a beat

tongue in your mouth.

Got my jeans on, we got my jeans on.

I got my jeans on, high and tie.

Got my jeans on, we got my jeans on.

I got my jeans on, high and tie.

Got my jeans on, got my jeans on.

I got my jeans on, high and tie.

I got my jeans on, we got my jeans on.

We got my jeans on, high and tie.

I don't care about

anything at all

but Chris need

a bee dumb in your mountains

I don't care about

anything at all

but Chris need

a beatdown in your mountains

Touch my camera through the fence you make

it.

I'll eat your booze, just return

the favor.

Good morning, Queen.

You're gonna have a good day.

You are amazing.

I make pancakes.

I don't care about

anything at all

but Chris need

of me

dumb in your mountains.

I don't care about

anything at all

but Chris need

of me.

Dumb in your mountains.

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