#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized

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Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 You did great. Thanks.
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Speaker 1 Doing great, Collie.

Speaker 2 So now it's time for Blow Deck Down Unda.

Speaker 2 Previously,

Speaker 2 a lady named India tumbled off of her jet ski, and today we report she's no longer with us.

Speaker 1 No, she's fine. She died.

Speaker 2 She's fine. She's fine.

Speaker 2 She cut her knee on some coral, which is unfortunate.

Speaker 2 But we saw like a very prolonged sequence of bubbles and

Speaker 2 flopping around in the ocean because that GoPro was going around in circles. So, you know, they made it seem like something really terrible had happened to her, but it was, she's fine.

Speaker 1 She's fine. So she was fine.
But yeah, they did. They were like,

Speaker 1 you only see splashing. But then every time the camera went underwater, they were in like two feet of water.
I was like, okay.

Speaker 2 I know.

Speaker 1 I know we need some drama on this show, but come on, now it's two feet. Still, though, you know, if you're scared of water, I mean, if you're scared of water, don't get on a Jet Ski Obvi.

Speaker 1 But, you know, you're on a boat. I get it.
You know, she was scared.

Speaker 1 The real villain here is

Speaker 1 Vion.

Speaker 1 But, you know, I don't hate Vion still. I feel like the show is telling me, they're giving me all of the signs that I should hate Vion, but I don't.

Speaker 1 Why? Yeah,

Speaker 2 I'm just in a state of dislike with him. I think that was the same thing I said last week.

Speaker 2 I don't hate him, but I am disliking him.

Speaker 2 You know, he,

Speaker 2 yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Do you think he has beefcakes privilege? I think that I like him because he's a go-go boy in a gay bar. And I don't know.
I feel motherly towards those boys.

Speaker 1 I don't think I've ever gotten a boner from a stripper. Even when I was younger, I was always like, oh, you know,

Speaker 1 here's a number for, I don't know, community college.

Speaker 1 Like, I want to help them. I'm like, do you need a jacket? It's cold out here.
You want my jacket? You know? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Well,

Speaker 1 have you eaten anything other than a protein shake today? Come here, have some of these French fries.

Speaker 2 So Johnny, Johnny is like, India, I'll hold you. Do you feel safe now? I'll hold you.
And I was like, ooh, Johnny.

Speaker 2 Johnny, I feel like every episode, I think Johnny's getting more and more attractive. Although by the end of of this episode, I was like,

Speaker 2 and he went back down to being Johnny again. But like, he was on a great streak for me of getting hotter and hotter

Speaker 2 until he got drunk. But so when he was like, do you, do you want, I'll hold you?

Speaker 1 Do you want to meet?

Speaker 2 Do you feel safe now? I was like,

Speaker 2 am I getting the vapors from Johnny in this ocean right now?

Speaker 1 No, you want me to feel safe? Hold my groceries. Okay.
Don't hold me.

Speaker 1 Hold my car battery as you change it. You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 Do something. And this is when we see them standing in the water.
They're literally standing in the water. It's like up to their hips.

Speaker 1 It's like, you'll be okay in this two feet of water. Let me hold you.

Speaker 1 And he's like, I'm going to. He's like, grab the handle.
I'm pushing you up. I'm slowly.
She's like, oh my God, I'm bleeding. I'm dying.
I've been cut by a coral.

Speaker 1 Well, think about how the coral feels. It's like, how much have these fucking people already put me through? And now I have somebody kicking me.
Jesus, let me just piss on me while you're here.

Speaker 2 Maybe it was just Coral from the real world who just had like a little knife down there. She's like, remember me?

Speaker 1 Why aren't I ever called for the challenge?

Speaker 2 You know, that would be actually my concern would be cutting myself on coral because I know you could get, what's it called?

Speaker 2 Coral burn or coral rash or something like that, where when you cut yourself on coral and it like gets infected and it burns intensely.

Speaker 2 And I remember my friend told me that before I first went scuba, not scuba diving, snorkeling.

Speaker 2 And I was deathly afraid of nicking my leg or anything on coral so I was I wasn't afraid of sharks I was afraid of coral the entire time and I was like I was I was very very uh

Speaker 2 I was very concerned

Speaker 1 because you nick it on coral and then guess what sharks like blood you know then they smell it in the water then they come eat you it's like how strippers smell french fries on me they come all around it's like strippers who want a nice warm coat and they're like Ronnie will give me a coat

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So Johnny's like, this is fucking disaster. Everyone is safe.
But obviously, jet skis have been leaking. We should definitely check it before giving it to guests.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And he's like, the deck team fucked up. Yeah, Vion fucked that one up big time.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he did.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 1 I'm only giving him $5.

Speaker 1 India. Yeah.

Speaker 2 He's not going to get a round of tips, a large round of tips. So India is basically asking if Vion is going to go back and get Johnny, who has been left in the ocean.

Speaker 2 Imagine if he's like, No, we're just going to leave him there. That's it.
He's been fired and he's going to have to find his own way home.

Speaker 1 Of course, they're going to go back and get Johnny out in the middle of the ocean, and he

Speaker 2 that's kind of his vibe.

Speaker 2 So, then, of course, Vion tells, uh, he like, uh, what's his face? Captain Jason is like right there. So, Vion's like, oh, Johnny capsized, which is kind of like you could also say

Speaker 1 you like he really just he really threw Johnny um under the bus pretty pretty swiftly on that one yeah he threw him under the wave runner and he continues to try to through this whole time which is really funny and I love that Jason doesn't buy it he's like you think you're the first go go boy to work on this boat seriously

Speaker 1 squat right now it's like giving him the full prison exam so um he's like all right just go get him so they send him and Harry Harry just kind of looks over he looks over and beyond and he's like well,

Speaker 1 the jet ski's overturned. Not good.

Speaker 1 Not good.

Speaker 1 So then Adair is like, oh, you didn't do bad at all. There was a little scrape.
Yeah. I don't even think you'll need a band-aid or anything.
Which, you know what?

Speaker 1 Someone who's been injured does not want to hear that. I want to hear like, oh my God, you came through this.
Your leg is almost falling off. We're going to save you.

Speaker 1 Is there anybody you want to call? Do you have FaceTime? Let's get your mother on the phone. It's all going to be okay.
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Come back to us.
Come back.

Speaker 1 I don't want to hear like, this is nothing. Why are you crying?

Speaker 2 Yeah, exactly. Oh, somehow this, you making all those noises set my Siri off.
I don't know how or why, but like my phone just started glowing.

Speaker 1 And it was like, imagine how mine feels.

Speaker 2 Could I help with a band-aid?

Speaker 1 That's the first Siri who's ever called the police for herself. She was like, please get me out of this house.

Speaker 2 It is really cute how they are

Speaker 2 like how they treat India going forward. Because, I mean, realistically speaking, she went out on a jet ski.
She fell into the ocean. She nicked her, she got like a small cut.
She came back.

Speaker 2 Like, overall, it was scary for a moment, but no, no big deal. But then they spend the rest of the episode being like, oh, we've got to save this child.

Speaker 2 You know, we've got to really put all the stops at dinner tonight. We've got to make sure everything's okay.
And I was like, that's how I want to be treated next time I get a very minor injury.

Speaker 2 If I have a hangnail, I want everyone on the boat to be like, he's got a hangnail.

Speaker 2 We've got to step it up, everyone, to make sure this charter does not go into the shitter because he's got a hangnail.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I want them to make a big deal out of it, not just be like, you're okay. You know, Darre, you suck at this.
So then back to Vion drama. He's like, I think it's the jet ski.

Speaker 1 I think there's a leak in it. Yeah, we know.
They told you many times, multiple times. And Johnny's like, definitely leak.
And he's like, well, can we just connect it to this and tow it in then?

Speaker 1 And he's like, we can try. And he's like, quick, a big wave is coming.
You're in

Speaker 1 two feet of water. Calm down.
Can you drag it back?

Speaker 1 Mess her up.

Speaker 2 So Jason is like all concerned. He just wants to make sure India is okay.
And she's like, yeah, you know, I was a little scared, but Johnny was in control. And he's like, okay, good to hear.
So then

Speaker 2 Adair's talking to Harry. And she's like, well, you know what? Remember when we tried to lift it and I was like, maybe it's full of water? And it was? That sounds harsh, but it really was.

Speaker 2 Like, you know what? Like, I already knew. I already knew it was leaking.
And Harry's like, all right, well, that's not, that's lovely. So the

Speaker 2 jet ski comes back. They bring the jet ski back.
And it's, the jet ski is kind of like, help,

Speaker 2 meh.

Speaker 2 And it's like, essentially, it's about to drown into the ocean. It's like doing Leonardo DiCaprio and Titanic at the end.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 2 Like, it's about to let go of the raft.

Speaker 1 It's like, save yourself. You're richer than me.

Speaker 2 So the whole thing is like.

Speaker 1 DiCaprio, there will always be a 23-year-old for me, even even in the afterlife

Speaker 2 I'm kind of seeing Ariel so I'll catch you next time

Speaker 1 so yeah it's almost it's almost sinking down it's like oh my god the jet ski what are we gonna do we can't get it up with this lift because the lift isn't strong enough for the guest ski we're gonna have to empty out the jet ski that's somehow filled with water

Speaker 2 Jason's like we need a plan b and i was like damn that jet ski had a fun time last night so then

Speaker 1 you must have held it.

Speaker 1 I'm Baklava.

Speaker 2 I would not mind that. So Jason's like, he's like, well, we need to drain the water first.
Just give me the line. Okay, we got to do it.
Hurry up. Call the engineers.
Call Fritz and Bits.

Speaker 2 We'll get them down here because we need to get this thing on. So they like, they somehow, these guys pulled this heavy ass jet ski onto one of those little floaty platforms.
Yeah, fucking save it.

Speaker 1 They're out there like, what do you need? What do you need? We were taking a nap. They're like, Fritz and Bits, you have to do something today.
Okay.

Speaker 2 Now what's the time we haul up Jetsky?

Speaker 1 So Fritz is like, I have one question about this Jetsky. When did Netflix start showing commercials?

Speaker 1 Bits.

Speaker 1 Supposed to be concentrating on the boat.

Speaker 2 Yeah, come on. Hurry up, guys.
Like, no, back when we used to work for Putin, boats, we just let them sink. It's like, well, we don't go for Putin anymore.

Speaker 1 This is a big job we need to call Spider.

Speaker 1 It's Bits, Spider. Come on, can we all work together here?

Speaker 1 It's going down water spot. Get

Speaker 1 it.

Speaker 2 All right. Fritz and Bits are doing their little gag thing again.
It's not time for laughter. There's a jet ski that's about to die.
It's going to be a total loss.

Speaker 1 I can't have my plug for the Captain's Lounge Kimono line

Speaker 1 messed up by this jet ski. All right.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 then Lara saying how I pride myself on professionalism and giving the guests the best experience. It's just a big shit show right now.
So then they're still working on getting this

Speaker 2 thing up and it's just crazy and it's scary.

Speaker 2 And then Johnny goes to his cabin to like shower because he's like exhausted because he basically just spent like an hour pushing heavy machinery through the ocean. So wow, that's a workout.

Speaker 2 Meanwhile, though, Vion's like having the time of his life. He's taking photos and just having a fun time.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and he's like, fucking hell, girl. I've never worked on anything like that in my life in my nine years yachting.
Harry, take a photo of me.

Speaker 1 It's like taking a picture, like he's a hero of the day. He's the one who sent out that leaky ass thing and then did do the work to bring it back in.
And poor Johnny's upstairs.

Speaker 1 Who's taking his picture? Nobody? Yeah.

Speaker 2 No one is. He's like, we're going to laugh about this moment for years to come.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 What? When you went out on a jet ski and barely had to lift a finger while Johnny is the one who flopped over into the water and then had to push this thing and haul it it up to an onto a floaty.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're going to have a great story for the unemployment line, Vion.

Speaker 2 So then Lara's talking to India and gives her a Pino Grigio as consolation, which, by the way, I would nick my knee more often if it meant that I would just get a Pino Grigio right in front of me.

Speaker 2 And then

Speaker 2 that was very like,

Speaker 2 that was very sex in the city of me to say, right? Well, if I knew I'd get a free Pino Grigio, I'd nick my knee every single day.

Speaker 1 I mean, if Pino Grigio is what you get after like some kind of trauma, I mean, my family must be just in a constant state of recovery.

Speaker 2 You're like, better

Speaker 2 check all the kneecaps of your family members for cuts.

Speaker 1 How many corals have scraped you, people? Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 Whoa, you know what? I love Pino Grigio. So, Zarina, meanwhile, is

Speaker 1 me or did I scrape the coral? Okay. So insane about it.

Speaker 1 You know what?

Speaker 2 I'm sorry that you're dying in the ocean, but maybe next time try to live on the land, okay? Wu lives in the ocean. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you deserve to get bleached.

Speaker 1 So, Serena is checked in on, uh, she's checking in on Vianna. She's my favorite man in the whole wide world.

Speaker 1 Trust me, I know, I know that you're upset. Give me a hug.
Come to mama, put your head right in my boobies. That small boy,

Speaker 2 I'm gonna make you a soup that you eat with a fork. So then, um,

Speaker 2 Marina's like, Marina's talked to him and says, like, oh, so you guys are good outside? What's the deal? You seem stressed. He's like, yeah, we're good.

Speaker 2 He's giving her like the cold shoulder now because he's afraid that she's falling in love with him.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And he's pint-sized and highly prized. And Serena, as he walks away, she's like, I love you.

Speaker 1 I love you. Oh, my God, lady.

Speaker 1 You're making me sad, Serena. Jesus.
So Lara's saying, oh, we have to make this up to the charter gas. So basically, tonight we're going all out.
I was thinking tape and streamers.

Speaker 2 I've got one. I can one-up that for you.
How about we get the candles out? Big candles. That's Jason's.
That's his, that's literally what he says. We are going to go all out.

Speaker 2 We're going to put out big candles tonight. It's like, that's it.

Speaker 1 That'll do it. It's like, what about a red tablecloth? We could put a red tablecloth.
It could be draped on things.

Speaker 1 And he's like, wow, yes welcome to the captain's lounge what happens in the lounge stays in the lounge kimono line kimono line incoming

Speaker 2 well the guests have requested a bar hop but there's not much bar hopping seen here at the seychelles so we're gonna go set up the captain's lounge you know the guests that that's what the guests are gonna get especially when one of the guests was nearly killed on the jet ski today the least i can do is show my fury chest in a kimono available now on kimono.captain.net.

Speaker 1 Why are we acting like they're doing the guests a favor? The guest asked to go on a bar crawl, and instead you're making them drink in the living room. Yeah, I know.
Take them to a bar.

Speaker 2 Just let them go to at least a bar.

Speaker 1 And not only that, I'm sorry. You're taking them to the living room and you're making them plug your new kimono line.
Get the fuck out of here. I'd be pissed.

Speaker 2 And they have to pretend like they enjoy seeing their captain in a state of undress. I think it's awkward.

Speaker 2 So, meanwhile, then we, this is all, this discussion is happening. Well, Marina, for some reason that we never quite understand, know, or

Speaker 2 can appreciate, Marina has decided to unfold a big ass table in the laundry room and she's like rearranging it. And so we keep cutting to her and she's like, this table is getting bigger and bigger.

Speaker 2 And then she's like holding it above and it's like floating and it's cracking, crashing into things. And it was very stressful.
And I still don't really know why she was doing that.

Speaker 1 Well, I thought she was just trying to move it out of the laundry room, but it was this huge table that that she wasn't folding to move. I didn't really understand what was happening.
It's like,

Speaker 2 I didn't understand any of it. I was like, this is just a form that her, I think her, this is the form that her anxiety takes.

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Speaker 1 Okay, let's get to the part now that we've all been waiting for.

Speaker 1 The part where Vihan apologizes to Johnny for putting him in a dangerous situation by not listening to everybody and keeping that wave runner off the ocean just kidding so Johnny comes in and Vion's like okay boys give us a debrief because a jet ski does not just capsize I'm not on the jet ski you're you're there what happened what happened uh you sent out a leaking jet ski bro yeah we all watched it we saw it and Johnny's like well the wave what overturned me I was right behind her the moment we get close to the shore as as we turn she leaves the gas and then immediately i feel i feel sinking so bian's like so all these things that happened we learn from it so you make mistakes and you learn from the mistakes that you have made because they are fully all your mistakes yeah it's like i mean i should have assessed the situation but you need to put it in the water and if water's coming in and johnny's like yeah remember when they put it in the water and then it came out and it had water coming out and they said no that means there's a link and there's water coming out and he said that's normal don't act like they didn't do this gas gaslighter.

Speaker 2 Yeah, exactly. And Johnny's like, well, I would have done it differently, but I'm not the ones making decisions.
And I'm a good soldier. So then, meanwhile, I think the war?

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's Jetskis.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 Laura's asking Zarina what's for dinner. And she's, and Zarina's like, well, it's going to be local cuisine.
They said on the thing they wanted chicken curry.

Speaker 2 So we're going to do a traditional one with lots of lovely, fun flavors. I'm going to have a little more strategy.
I'm going to do the local cuisine. Simple, beautiful, folks only.

Speaker 2 Hopefully, no dishes come back this time around.

Speaker 1 So, Jason, Rion, Rion, do you want to come to the bridge? All right, so what happened? And Jason, I love Jason's just kind of bored with it all face. He's like, all right, mate, what happened?

Speaker 1 He's like, I saw everything. And he goes, so you saw it happen.
He's like, yeah, I had to debrief with Johnny and he was driving the jit ski, not Johnny.

Speaker 1 As they were turning, she took her hand off the throttle and then the whole thing capsized. And Jason's like,

Speaker 1 I'm barely awake in this this scene mate but that sounds fishy to me so

Speaker 2 yeah vion leaves out the part that like

Speaker 2 he started to feel like he started to feel the boat was sinking aka there was water that was flooding in vion leaves that part out he just makes it seem like johnny was letting the guests drive and that was irresponsible right right so vion's like um well and his eyes are wide because he knows he's caught he's like well um this morning we lifted up and i see that the whole thing is full of water and I drink it out and I put it in the water.

Speaker 1 And he's like, all right, well, let's not try to cover it up, you know? And

Speaker 1 that's the slogan of my kimono line, you know? We don't really try to cover it up too much.

Speaker 2 Let's open the kimono on this discussion. So

Speaker 2 he's like, accountability. Don't put the jet ski in the water if you think there's a lake in it.
Okay, learn from it and know our boundaries for next time.

Speaker 2 I'm like, boundaries, there's no boundary here. Just don't put expensive ass equipment that's leaking in the ocean.
So if you don't feel like it's safe, we can fix it or we don't do it.

Speaker 2 That's your job. And if there's a problem with the jet ski, let's get on top of it and fix it.
And off said, that's it. Boundaries learn for next time.

Speaker 1 Kimono. Yeah, dude, like we do on this boat.
We do not want leaky crewmates on this boat, all right? Spreads. Spreads.
All right, boundaries.

Speaker 2 It's like I say, anytime anyone comes into the captain's lounge, if you don't feel it's safe, don't do it.

Speaker 1 So he's like, yeah, this could have been a massive mistake. Could have had an injury.
Could have had a loss. Could have had a death.

Speaker 1 Veon made a poor judgment call, and I know it's not going to happen again. I shall reward him by making somebody else wear the helmet of stupidity tonight.
So,

Speaker 1 otherwise, he better watch out. He better watch out.

Speaker 1 Oh, by the way, someone wrote us a message and said they heard on another podcast that the sous chef did find, he did leave for another job, but it didn't last long.

Speaker 1 So it's my favorite to know that that little fucker probably got fired from that job. I want more details.
Me too. Someone sent them to us.
What happened?

Speaker 2 Yeah, give us all the deets. So then Zarina is sleepy.
So Marina offers her a matcha. She's like, I'm intolerant of caffeine.
And by caffeine, I mean you.

Speaker 2 So I can't have coffee or be around you, Marina. And she's like, well, I can see if there's green juice.
And she's, Zarina's just like angry. Doesn't even want to have like a green juice.

Speaker 2 Doesn't want anything to do with Marina, basically.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 1 she looks at her and continues to drink the pine salt or whatever she's drinking I'm not sure what it is but it looks scary and so Marina's like okay awkward awkward

Speaker 1 now it's second day of charter and Laura has so much to do she's like oh and by the way Vion I've heard a rumor that someone's a world-class stripper so in the captain's lounge you're going to strip

Speaker 2 Laura is going to have these guys come out shirtless every single episode if she can have it. Laura's like, I'm perfectly happy being alone.

Speaker 2 I just want to live in my country home with my dogs i'm totally fine i'm not horny at all i'm definitely not horny okay gentlemen take your shirts off again thank you so much and until i go into self-imposed quarantine i'm gonna see as much penis as i can so let's get this rolling shall we shirts are off thank you

Speaker 2 so um

Speaker 2 uh so yeah she's basically asking vion to be a stripper in the captain's lounge i support it

Speaker 2 and then um marina is done with laundry so harry was like so harry and beyon start talking about marina and beyon's like i've got a difficult situation on my hands my kiss to zarina i mean that was just fun and i didn't mean for someone to fall in love with me and maybe i shouldn't have kissed marina oh no which is this is the standard you know fuckboy thing of like i was just having fun but she's taking it so seriously she's crazy Yeah, he's like, hopefully there's not someone named Tina lined up because anyone with that kind of rhyme, they love me.

Speaker 1 They just love me, man. And Harry's like,

Speaker 2 tell us about it.

Speaker 1 So, what are you gonna do now? And he's like, I don't know. You know, actually, I'm so confused.

Speaker 1 I haven't even given attention to anyone except for gone on a date with that girl and, you know, flirted with Serena every five minutes, you know.

Speaker 1 But if anything, I've given attention to fucking Adair. I mean, girls, when you kiss them, they might feel a little bit of a certain way.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 And Harry's like, that's what happens when you're so good looking.

Speaker 2 And I like that when he says, if anyone, the only one I've given attention to for real has been Adair. And they show a clip of him saying, like,

Speaker 2 hey, I'm coming.

Speaker 1 He's like, hi, y'all. He's like trying to flirt with her.
And she just gives him a look like, ew.

Speaker 2 So Lara is working on the party and everything. And Zarina is working on dinner.
And Zarina's like, so you guys going to take it a bit, you know, a bit easy now? Like, cash, cash now.

Speaker 2 You about to go to the next bases?

Speaker 2 Because she's talking to Brie and Brianna. and she's Brianna's like, I don't know.
I mean, I feel like I'm not one to initiate things, you know, but like, you know, I'm just like waiting.

Speaker 2 And because she's essentially waiting for Harry to make some moves on her, more than just like a random kiss here or there. But then Harry walks by and overhears everything.

Speaker 1 And he's like, What's going on over here?

Speaker 1 Um, they're cracking up. They're like, oh my god, the boy heard us talking about it.

Speaker 1 She's like, we're just eating strawberry-colored chocolates.

Speaker 1 Like, oh, I'm not listening. He's crying.
I can't hear a single word.

Speaker 1 So weird. And also, why does this girl need to have a discussion about every single thing? I think he's clear about liking you and making out with you every time he sees you.

Speaker 1 She's like, I'm just getting such big signals from Harry. It's just so crazy.

Speaker 1 I'm like, what part of waking up every morning, staring into your eyes and kissing you and saying, I hope we can do this forever?

Speaker 1 Don't you, don't you understand? He loves you. But I think she just wants more spice in the relationship.

Speaker 2 And I think she wants more like flirtation, maybe.

Speaker 2 Like, they don't have to be making out all the time, but like something more flirty than Harry just coming by, being like, Do you guys want to see me juggle? Um, so,

Speaker 1 all right, I've got a string, it's tied in a circle.

Speaker 1 I'm gonna put it in my fingers and make different shapes, and you're gonna put your hand through, and then I'm gonna magically make the string back into a circle. Anyone down? She's like, Oh, God.

Speaker 2 So, Lara is asking Vion for some help with the dinner service tonight. And the deckies are changing into strippers.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 the guests are all sitting down for dinner. And so now we're going to finally get our chicken curry bonanza.
And some, by the way, beautiful looking fish.

Speaker 2 I thought those pieces of fish that went up to the table, those fillets or whatever they were, looked gorgeous.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry, but we're not at the fillets yet.

Speaker 2 Right now, we're not. I know.
I just felt felt like i was going to forget it if i waited too long

Speaker 2 i wanted to give the fish credit

Speaker 1 i will get this fillet comment no matter when it is

Speaker 1 like the southern hospitality recap you're like oh yeah by the way just wanted to say those fillets

Speaker 1 they did look good those were nice big fillets they weren't skimping on the fillets

Speaker 1 They were huge.

Speaker 2 So Marina's cleaning down the cabins and she's like, oh, this is too much for me to do right now. Too much because the cabins are a mess.
Who are these people that do this every single episode?

Speaker 2 When I go to a hotel, like my clothing is fairly contained, you know, like I don't, I'm not someone who just like lets it sprawl everywhere.

Speaker 2 Or if I do, it's kind of like I've set it out because I'm going to wear it later. But like, who are these people that just like throw their clothing?

Speaker 1 all across their room. It's starting to feel malicious.
I have to say, I would agree.

Speaker 1 Normally, I'm like, well, you know, you're staying in a hotel room if it's dirty that's your job to clean it but these ladies are like overly rude about it's almost like they're taking everything out of their suitcase and throwing it to different parts of the room on purpose like there's shit hanging off lamps there's like how do you how do you do this what do you do like sand everywhere and like they're such nice ladies too like it's it's not like uh they are They're like so, they're like really, really nice.

Speaker 2 And so, but you just sort of feel like they're like really nice. And they get in their room and they're like,

Speaker 2 they like let out all the, they're like, whatever complaints I have about this charter, I'm going to express it by throwing five bathing suits across the room. Yeah.
That's super weird.

Speaker 2 But it's not just them.

Speaker 2 It's all these charters are like this. And I just don't understand it.

Speaker 1 No, this one's particularly bad. For some, for whatever reason, whenever they show the room, it's like, Jesus, what are you guys doing in this room?

Speaker 1 It's like a poltergeist woman in there, went crazy, got mad about it. I know.

Speaker 1 So Marina, and also Marina is getting completely completely ignored by her man. So she's in a really bad mood.
So she's like, oh, it's just too much. I need help with the cabins.

Speaker 1 So they're sending Adair and Marina just keeps repeating. If she sees the dirty room, she's like, I love my job.
I love my job.

Speaker 1 So she tells Adair what to do. And Adair goes, heard.

Speaker 1 Adair sounds like some kind of a bird.

Speaker 1 Just, you know, when birds aren't really calling, they're just like, I'm here. She's just like,

Speaker 2 I congratulations. You just set me off on a tangent because I just read this crazy article in the New York Times about these two women who lived next door to each other in New York City.

Speaker 2 And they were friends, but then one of them got a parrot. And the parrot,

Speaker 2 she already had two little parrots. And then she got like a cockatoo or something like that, or a cockatiel.
And the cockatiel every day would go like this,

Speaker 2 and then the noise of the cockatiel would activate the parrots. So the parrots would be like,

Speaker 2 so it's always like,

Speaker 2 and it was every day and it was all day long. And it was so loud that the woman, the woman who didn't have the parrots, was recording it.
And so they put the recording on the New York Times.

Speaker 2 So I listened to it. That's how I know exactly how it sounded like.
And it became a legal battle that lasted 15 years. And they went at each other.

Speaker 1 It was crazy. I can see that happening because, you know, when I moved into the, when I moved back to LA, I get this house.
I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 I put all this remodeling and you know it's like months and months of construction and jackhammering and this and that so I finally get up to the house and I'm in there the first night and it's just silence and I can hear the birds you know like tweet tweet tweet I can hear like nature I'm like this is fucking amazing I can't believe that this is happening in LA and then I just hear

Speaker 1 I was like, what the fuck? So I thought it was an aberration, you know, I don't worry about it. So I just, you know, relax again.
And then I hear,

Speaker 1 and I look and the neighbors have a fucking parrot and it's sitting right and they have two and they're sitting right in the kitchen window and that shit never stopped.

Speaker 1 Thank God they moved because I was to the point I was like, how do I kill those birds?

Speaker 2 Yeah, it this article was crazy because basically the woman who did the non-parrot woman, she she ran a she worked from home.

Speaker 2 She was a PR person and so she couldn't have phone calls because the par the birds were so loud.

Speaker 2 And then everyone started and but then the girl who had the parrots, she was like, they're my service animals. I have anxiety and the parrots relaxed me.
Even though the parrots all day long are like,

Speaker 1 I can only be calm by causing the rest of the world anxiety. Go fuck yourself with your anxiety if that's what it is.

Speaker 1 And then it became like something birds down your throat. We'll see how anxious you are then.

Speaker 2 And then the co-op forced her out, but then she wound up getting like,

Speaker 2 it was like some bureau.

Speaker 2 It wasn't, it was like some bureau that was like tenants' rights or whatever took her case or like it became a thing like because she was kicked out and she had a service animal.

Speaker 2 And then the whole thing got escalated to like a million dollar controversy and and the woman who did not have the parrots her life is like ruined because she now has anxiety about it and she's she stopped having friends because she was like mortified of I don't know.

Speaker 2 It was a fascinating article.

Speaker 2 You're the one who has the birds.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 she ended up getting anxiety herself. And then

Speaker 1 the only cure was birds. So she had to get parrots herself.

Speaker 1 herself and then it was just like a cycle that never stopped and she never i mean for me i was just like birds learn some fucking language like have you heard of evolution like parrot something you know like even if the birds were like polywanna cracker like fuck you john or whatever the birds hear you know do that but just a pair two parrots sitting next door just going

Speaker 1 i mean it was just it wasn't okay and you see how i am i only dealt with this for like a couple of months if i was that girl there would have been some at the very least some bb gun action oh yeah for sure.

Speaker 1 And like, at first, I thought, okay, oh, wow.

Speaker 2 So now like 15 years later, oh, she has anxiety or whatever. But then they show a picture of her.
You see a picture of her when she's younger, when she was like friends with a person.

Speaker 2 And then you see her when she's older. You're like, oh, yeah, this is a woman who's been through some shit.
She's been through paratrauma.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they have a whole show on one of the murder networks. You know, the networks that are like all dedicated to murder shows.
And they come up with like random things for murder. They're like,

Speaker 1 ladies who knit getting murdered. And that's like the whole show.
Every episode is like a lady who knits who got murdered. But this one is about your neighbors going crazy.

Speaker 1 It's like neighbor fights, and then it escalates to the point where a neighbor kills their neighbor. And they're all terrorist.
And I'm sure that there's like a parrot story in there.

Speaker 1 There has to be a story.

Speaker 2 Oh, I'm sure. Parrots must have led to so many murders.
Now, I like the wild parrots that fly around LA. I mean, they squawk, they make so much noise, but they're so cute flying around.

Speaker 2 But that's because they fly and then they go somewhere else.

Speaker 2 But like, if there was one directly next door or like across the street in the window, I would have literally, I would have lost my mind as well. I get it.

Speaker 1 I get it. All right.
So back to this.

Speaker 1 Marina's Miserable, which somehow led to this. Yes.
So then Serena sends up her fish, which are fabulous, fabulous fillets. Fabulous.

Speaker 2 Fabulous sea bass approved.

Speaker 2 We give it five out of five stars.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And it has a passion fruit sauce and they love it. And then they're like, but do I have to eat this with a spoon? This is weird.

Speaker 2 And then they're like, guys, Tina's a colonel. You act like you were trained at West Point.
I will say that.

Speaker 1 And Tina's like, well, I think I was conceived at West Point.

Speaker 2 And then

Speaker 2 more, the sea bass is continuing to arrive. And the passion fruit sauce is continuing to dazzle the guests.
They love the passion fruit sauce. And everyone's happy.

Speaker 2 And then Adair is like, well, all the beds are turned down. And I'm not doing the bathrooms.
So she can do the bathrooms herself. So she basically decides, I'm going to have dinner.
And she walks out.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So weird. And so Marina's like, Are you there? She's radoing her.
Adair, Adair, you there? And she's like, What's up?

Speaker 1 And she's like, Um, I mean, are you still helping? It's hey, Lara, is she still helping me with the cabins? And she's like, She should be. And so, Adair's just like, Oh, my way.

Speaker 1 So, she's like, Where, what happened to you? She goes, What do you mean? She goes, Well, you just did the bed and left.

Speaker 1 And she's like, Oh, I mean, I went to the rooms and turned down the beds, and then I've been running plates. I mean, what do you want from me? I'm just one sun hat.

Speaker 2 Yeah, so dare's like yeah i really don't know what they do in the rooms i mean i'm being pulled in so many different directions always like this boom boom boom this that i'm like a pinball around this boat but i mean i would i wouldn't say i'm a fan of cleaning someone's shit toilet i'm not doing that i'm like so basically you admitted you did as much as you wanted to do and then you went up and ate food yeah yeah because we saw we saw her eating food she was not running plates yeah she's running plates to her mouth So now the boys are changing into stripper outfits and we get Vihan's story.

Speaker 1 He's like, I do enjoy performing. I was a shirtless waiter at Beefcakes.
It's a gay bar, usually around nine o'clock. And then we get the visual of the clock turning to nine for some reason.

Speaker 1 He's like, we take off our shirt and we do body shots on us right here. Shot class from chest to penis.
Human shot.

Speaker 2 I feel like they don't do shots. I feel like they don't do shots off their chest in Weho.

Speaker 2 I feel like they just come around selling shots, but you don't actually get to do body shots off their chest, right? Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 You really?

Speaker 1 You just have to be careful what bar you're at because, you know, some of those bars,

Speaker 1 some of them you just don't want. You don't want a shot.
Like, you wouldn't ask for that at like Foobar. Not that that's around anymore.

Speaker 1 But back in the day, no one wants a shot from a place that smells like bleach and socks.

Speaker 2 You will need a shot afterwards and not the one that goes down your throat. They offer great shots on the way in.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 2 Zarina wants people to come bring her cake up. She's made a coconut cake, which looks nice.
And then Lara is asking Marina how everything's going. And Marina's like, terrible, just terrible.

Speaker 2 Rooms are terrible. Sand is terrible.
Adair is terrible. Adair dropped me like midway when I asked her.
And like, can you, can you help me with things? And she's like, no, I'll only do bed.

Speaker 2 I can only do bed. That's all.
And Laura's like, oh, babe, I'm sorry. I have very little sympathy for you because,

Speaker 2 you know, you were supposed to be doing a job anyway, but okay, fine. But either way, Laura's...

Speaker 1 I've never had a junior crew member pick and choose what jobs they want to do. Like, this is your job.
You do what your superior tells you to do, and that's it.

Speaker 1 Now, I can't wait to not say anything to her about it

Speaker 1 I know right

Speaker 1 Laura's the biggest like talker into the camera to us but she's not she doesn't really do anything with everybody else she's just like I'll tattletell Jason about it

Speaker 2 So Jason, speaking of which, comes out in his kimono at the captain's lounge. And or he's gonna, they're gonna go set that up and everything.

Speaker 2 And Laura tells the guests, hey, everyone, I've just gotten a phone call from Captain and they've given you exclusive access to to the captain's lounge would you like to go would you like to go to it and they're like woo so they go in there and um they're like he's there in his kimono and he's all stretched out and they're like whoa

Speaker 2 and it's funny and everyone's like laughing and stuff but i'm with you on this i don't need that

Speaker 1 you know what i mean like if i walked in and the captain was like in a kimono That's a tiny little kimono too, you know? Yeah.

Speaker 1 It was like a white lotus kimono where you're waiting for his wiener to just pop out like that dude from White Lotus. Like keep that inside, you know.

Speaker 1 Like, yeah, maybe if it's boner time, he's a cute guy, it's not like his job of the hut or anything, he's cute, but I don't know. It's like, maybe if it's boner time, but not just not right now.

Speaker 1 I don't know. Yeah, it's weird timing to just walk in and see him just laying there in his kimono.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I agree. So then Bion comes out and does his little strip tease and everything.
And Marina's like, oh, I want to kiss this freaking gorgeous man. Throw him on the wall.

Speaker 2 Let's kiss a little bit and go back to work. We had such a good date, but then he disappeared.
What's the deal? Man.

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Speaker 1 So, Jason, this is the Captain's Land. They're exclusive VIP only.
It's where you get to relax, put your feet up, and you never know who might stop by.

Speaker 2 You literally know exactly who's going to stop by.

Speaker 2 It can only be people from the boat.

Speaker 1 I'm going to go with a pair of pajama pants for you.

Speaker 2 Please stop by with some Hagen-Daws too while you're at it.

Speaker 2 Only, by the way, the captain's lounge is just some pints of Haagen-Daws and Jenny's ice cream.

Speaker 1 I'd be like, wear whatever you want.

Speaker 2 Kimono, no kimono, sweats. Where would he just get me that ice cream? Yeah.

Speaker 1 So Marina is in love. She's like, I want to kiss this gorgeous man.
Throw him on the wall. We kiss.
We go back to work. Such a good date.
But then he disappeared. What's the deal?

Speaker 1 What's the deal with that? Beefcakes are supposed to be trustworthy men.

Speaker 1 And so they're all going on about the Captain's Lounge and stuff. And the strip dance,

Speaker 1 what's his buns did,

Speaker 1 I didn't mind that. So what is it? No.
Why didn't I?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I didn't mind that. Did not mind that at all.
It was nice visual.

Speaker 2 So now everyone, the guests go to bed, and Adair is talking to, she's like, wow, I felt like, hey, Veon, I felt like I was watching the intro to a porno with you. Okay, good night.

Speaker 2 I'm going to bed before my head explodes. Hope your head doesn't explode.
He's like, you don't even understand the depth of what that means for me right now. All right.
Good night. Good night.

Speaker 1 So he's sitting there now. She leaves and he's just sitting there now with What's Her Buns, Marina.
And she's looking at her phone and he's just looking at his watch. He's like, okay, well,

Speaker 1 gotta go then. Good night.

Speaker 1 She's like, bye.

Speaker 1 So then Harry checks in with Bree and we have a really romantic moment. He's like, are you done? Are you going to bed now? And she's like, yeah, are you done? He's like, sleep well.

Speaker 1 Well, I filled your water bottle up and I put it in the crew mess somewhere. What do you think about that? He's like,

Speaker 1 thank you. Good night.
She's like, oh, damn it.

Speaker 1 I don't like being the one to make the first move with a water bottle and just having it ignored.

Speaker 2 You know, I'm very happy that my love life is sorted about time. I mean, Brian and I are in a great spot.
We're both on the same page. She gets a little kiss on the cheek every three days.

Speaker 2 And, you know, it's just us. You know, we just go at our own pace.

Speaker 1 And she's like, I'm Horny. I'm Horny.

Speaker 1 Do me.

Speaker 1 She's like, I want to know where Harry stands. I mean, we go on a date, but we don't discuss anything.
I mean, does he even know my parents owned an ice cream shop?

Speaker 1 Does he know I used to date a model and I almost settled down in New Jersey? What does he know?

Speaker 2 So then

Speaker 2 it's the final day.

Speaker 2 It's the next morning. And Bion's flirting with Adair by saying, your boots are the best.
She's like, yeah, I've been too stapping.

Speaker 1 I'll fucking have the teeth done in these Johns in a minute. It's fucking funny.
You want to take a closer look?

Speaker 2 He's like, no, I saw it. Lovely, lovely boots.

Speaker 1 She's like, boot in the face.

Speaker 2 He's like, all right. So Johnny's like, shall we do the lines? And

Speaker 2 Bion's like, I am so in love with Adair. How am I going to tell her that? He's like, well, it's something you have to figure out.

Speaker 2 At which point, Johnny says, for me, I always try to avoid sexual relationship or being on boat because boatmances can create turbulence and ruin peace.

Speaker 2 I'm more likely to paint my hair pink rather than have a boat manse. Could you imagine? Pink hair, Johnny.
would be banned from Greece. Ridiculous.

Speaker 1 Pink hair.

Speaker 2 Think about it.

Speaker 1 Pink hair. I love that he has no patience for Vion.
He tells him, that's just something you should figure out yourself. Like, don't talk to me about it.
I want to hear about this.

Speaker 1 And poor Vion's like, but listen to Adair, her voice. It's like poetry.
I love boots. Boots are great.
Why Tuesday?

Speaker 2 So now Jason and Laura's talking to Jason about Adair. She's like, last night she was meant to be in the cabins helping, but then she kept disappearing.
And Marina asked to come help her.

Speaker 2 But like, she said, well, I've done the beds and that's all I do.

Speaker 1 But I'm kind of like, why are you,

Speaker 2 why are you going to Jason about this instead of talking to Adair about it first, right?

Speaker 1 I hope this is not even being escalated.

Speaker 1 She always goes to tattle to Jason instead of taking care of her own shit. It's bizarre.
So he's like, well, I guess I'm part of this now. What's Adair up to now? Someone's going to go.

Speaker 1 Should I send him now? Should I send him later?

Speaker 1 So you need to tell her to be inside. So Vion comes in and he's like, where is she? What's Adair up to? And he's like, oh, she just came outside.
He's like, well, have you told her to be inside?

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 I need communication on this boat.

Speaker 2 So then Larax says the whole thing again about the cabins and Jason's like, all right, well, Dex used are always a gray area.

Speaker 2 It's sort of like when you wear a kimono, but you're also hanging out with the guests.

Speaker 2 But I think that she's picking and choosing her jobs and no one changes their department unless you two authorize it. So communication with you guys has to be like this.
Okay, go and fix it.

Speaker 2 I don't know why you bothered me with this, but go ahead.

Speaker 1 Go ahead. So as vion leaves he's like this fucking annoys me so much

Speaker 2 um which this one i can imagine why because but how's he supposed to know the girl's not making the beds or cleaning the toilets whatever but that being said why is it that every time there is a dex due the deck the bosun always acts like the dex due belongs to their department like they always are like oh well i guess we'll loan you the dex due to help out on the interior so he has no like right to feel entitled to a dare a dare belongs to both departments well he's not saying he has the only right to a dare, is he?

Speaker 2 I know he's not saying that, but his vibe is like that, if you ask me.

Speaker 1 I just think he's a general

Speaker 1 lady always giving me shit. Like, geez, can't even do anything right, which is not incorrect.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 Laura radios and she's like, Vian, Vian, can we have a dare help with the guest cabins, please? And he's like, oh, God. And Adair is like, that's annoying.
That's annoying.

Speaker 1 And he's like, all right, well, can we start start her on the deck and then move her to interior? And she's like, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 So now Marina is working on the cabins and then Larbrie and Serena are dancing. Becky.

Speaker 2 And the guests are sad. It's their last day and everything.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 2 now it's time to lift

Speaker 2 the anchors and everything. So

Speaker 2 anchors are going to go up.

Speaker 2 And then now they're also going to have to now rearrange their cabins because the new sous chef will be arriving, which and she's a girl, which means that there's gonna be another shuffling around of people.

Speaker 2 So, Johnny's have to move in. Now, last week, I saw the CV and I saw that the new sous chef was named Alicia.
And I just jumped to conclusions that it was the same Alicia from Below Deck Sailing.

Speaker 2 And I received a few messages that said, Actually, Below Deck Sailing Alicia, her name is spelled differently, and also she's a different person than the Alicia that does it.

Speaker 1 Spelled like I L.

Speaker 2 Yes, so I messed up. I

Speaker 2 failed. I failed as a podcaster.
And I'm just waiting for you.

Speaker 1 I'm going for an apology.

Speaker 2 I apologize.

Speaker 2 I apologize for putting my theory, my leaky theory out into the water. It's not safe.

Speaker 1 You're leaky, Alicia.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so

Speaker 1 somebody new is coming. And I did not know any of this information you just gave me.
So I thought it was going to be the other Alicia. And I was like, her hair looks great.

Speaker 1 So they're doing the

Speaker 1 cabin swap and all that good stuff. And Adair's like, oh, we get a lot of money today.
And Marina's like, okay, since we're here, listen, the bed, amazing. You're doing a great job.

Speaker 1 But just make sure the towels are clean. There's clean floors.
You know, we need more. And she's like, well, I wasn't meaning to leave you yesterday.

Speaker 1 It's just like, sometimes I do the needs and then I get dragged off. You know, there's like food to eat.
There's drinks to drinks.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you know, sometimes I just get dragged off by myself, dragging myself off to doing something more fun. That's it.

Speaker 2 So they're like, okay, it's fine. So then

Speaker 2 now Adair has to go back out on the deck. Oh, life of a deck too.

Speaker 2 And now it's time to come in to dock. We're going to dock.
It's going to be scary. It's going to be whatever.
And then Harry is talking to Adair and he's like, what are those?

Speaker 1 I guess he's talking about fake boobs.

Speaker 2 I don't remember this.

Speaker 1 They're like gel cutlets, you know?

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, yeah. He's got like a bag of like the little the chicken cutlets.

Speaker 1 Yeah. He's like, oh, these fake boobs.

Speaker 2 And Dare's like, they're boobs.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she's like, they're boobs. And poor Bree's like, oh my God, those boobs are getting more from Harry than me.
I just need to have a talk about it.

Speaker 2 So the guests say goodbye. They give a nice little speech.
Like, we had the best time ever. We're just so excited to go to our hotel now and leave our clothes on every single surface.

Speaker 2 So they go and they're happy. They're a lovely crew.
A lovely, I'm sorry, lovely, lovely set of guests,

Speaker 1 charter group.

Speaker 2 And now it's time to change out of your blues, change into your blues, and clean the boat and turn it over and get ready for a tip meeting.

Speaker 1 All right. All right.
First, we've got to talk about the helmet of death.

Speaker 1 We're getting $15,000, so that's great, everybody, for 48 hours. Not bad.
All right. The helmet of death is going to.

Speaker 1 I'm just kidding, because we worked at Beefcakes. I respect the game.
Please be one of my models for Captain's Lounge.

Speaker 1 The one going under the bus is Johnny, who saved a woman's life and dragged her back after her leg was almost decapitated, delegated by a coral.

Speaker 1 Delegated.

Speaker 2 So by the way, we have

Speaker 1 by a coral. Man's greatest enemy, the great coral reef.
Thankfully, we've almost killed the thing, everybody. So for a few more super yacht trips right over it, we should have it dead in no time.

Speaker 2 All right, we have a Sioux chef coming in this afternoon. She's a she, so

Speaker 2 I would like to accept any volunteers from the deck crew to make some awkward and unpleasant advances on her who would like to volunteer as tribute. All right, Johnny, great.

Speaker 2 We'll see you later tonight at the bar.

Speaker 1 Listen, it's been a while. It's been a couple of months since a below deck franchise has had sexual

Speaker 1 complaints,

Speaker 1 sexual abuse, harassment complaints. So I think we need to get that taken care of tonight.
Get on it, disco head.

Speaker 2 So then Laura and Zarina are talking and Zerena's talking about how it's like you can't just like shut off a crush and Lara's like I mean that's what I mean I mean if a guy likes you he will never make you doubt that and that's what you need you need someone you don't need to settle for anything else just because someone's here and Zarina's like or alternatively I could settle for the guy who basically doesn't like me and I'll just keep lowering my bar for him I think that sounds like a good game plan for me

Speaker 1 Yeah, Serena's like, what's wrong with settling? Without settlings, we wouldn't have countries, would we?

Speaker 1 We'd just be traveling all the time.

Speaker 1 Someone's got to settle.

Speaker 2 So then they're saying that they hope the new sous chef is nice, etc. And then Harry

Speaker 2 is talking to Marina

Speaker 2 and he's like, are you off of Vion? What's going on? And she's like, no, I would like to

Speaker 2 get with him again, but he's a cool guy. But we don't talk, like, not a word for three days.

Speaker 1 He's like, but I didn't talk to Brie for three days. Look how happy she is.

Speaker 1 Turns,

Speaker 2 pulling out her hair, looking at pictures of her old fiancé, being like,

Speaker 1 I should have given him a chance. Got to her at the window, mascara running down her face.
Talk to me.

Speaker 2 So Zarina is excited for the sous chef. She's like, I love a fresh start.
I think it's going to be great. It's time for some girl power in the galley.
Please don't be like Anthony.

Speaker 2 Please don't be like Anthony. Please, please enjoy only using forks.

Speaker 2 So then in comes Alicia. She goes, she comes on.
She's blonde. She's perky.
She's sweet. She's nice.
She's pretty. So she's going to have all these guys doing gross things to her.

Speaker 1 She's baby Caroline Stanberry face. Oh, it's crazy.
That's all I could see once I saw it. I was like, wow, it's Caroline Stanberry.

Speaker 1 So she meets everybody and we find out a little bit about her. She's like, I first got into yachting as a deck juice, a deck

Speaker 1 chief stew. Sorry.
I love food. I like the smell.
I love the color. But like, I'm starting green, to be honest, you know, like I'm going to wing it, but hopefully it'll work out.

Speaker 1 I didn't even know where the seashells was. Why would you build a town on a seashell? I mean, how do you make streets? There's everything on wheels just goes back and forth.
Idiotic.

Speaker 2 And she said the seashells.

Speaker 2 I mean, we're actually, can you believe it? It's an actual seashell in the middle of the ocean that they turned into a resort. I didn't know there was a fish that big.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 then Harry tells Bion that he's in the doghouse, the marina, because he hasn't spoken to her. And Vion's like, oh, no.

Speaker 2 So then Alicia's going down. She's meeting everyone.
And Serena's so excited. She's like, I feel I've got a firecracker coming into my galley.
I love the positive energy. I love her attitude.

Speaker 2 I can't wait to make her do dishes all day long.

Speaker 1 I can't wait to see what she serves spoons with.

Speaker 1 just instinctually and what she doesn't. This is going to be great for science.

Speaker 1 So they all go out and they're having dinner and everyone's in a great mood because they've got a new person, which means the guys are just going to ask stupid questions now. And

Speaker 1 Miyat even goes so far as to whip out pictures of children because that's like the most desperate move. When a guy's like, oh, let me show you my niece and nephews.
Like, oh.

Speaker 1 Oh, great.

Speaker 2 So he's like, what is your favorite cuisine to cook? And she's like, um, Thai food. It's where you basically take a necktie and you put it into a stew.
Delicious.

Speaker 2 They're like, oh, that sounds wonderful. So they're all excited that she's into that, into Thai food.
And then,

Speaker 2 you know, they are.

Speaker 1 What's your favorite color? What's your hair color? How old are you? What year were you from? And she goes, I'm 25. And Johnny goes, oh, 98.
Like, yeah, look at me. Math.
Mathing it up.

Speaker 1 She's like, actually, 99.

Speaker 1 So.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and she's like, well, you look so much older, Johnny. She's like, thank you.
So then Vian is talking. Yeah, he's talking to Adair and he's showing the pictures of the nephews and everything.

Speaker 2 And she's like, cool.

Speaker 2 And then he's like,

Speaker 2 here's another child. Does this give me dimension? She's like, cool.

Speaker 2 Here's another child. What about this one?

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 2 She's totally like unfazed by him.

Speaker 1 The guys are trying really, really hard.

Speaker 1 Do you play Candy Crush? I'm really good at Candy Crush. Look at my score.

Speaker 1 Johnny's like, I went to prom one time. Look at me, bounce.

Speaker 2 Calm down. Johnny's like, look, I got Woodle in five tries.
New record for me. They're like, oh, that's great.
Great, Johnny.

Speaker 2 So,

Speaker 2 so then Brian, Laura, and Zarina go to the bathroom, and Zarina's like, tonight is the night of Vian.

Speaker 2 They're like, but you know, he, he, you know, he, you know, you know, Vian likes to be approached.

Speaker 1 You should try that, you know?

Speaker 2 And she's like, well, I should, should I give him a rose in front of everyone? I feel like the more normal we talk, the more

Speaker 2 talking is normal, right? It's like, that's very Santa's sounding of her. Sure.
Go for it.

Speaker 1 So she does. She comes and she walks right up to him and she gives him a rose.
And then she grabs his head and he puts his head in her chest. He's like, oh, yeah.
And he hugs her close.

Speaker 1 But then to us, he's going, oh, fuck, my heart is with the deer. Well, then, why are you acting like that? How did you do that?

Speaker 2 Why do you like, it's like these guys, it's like, you don't have to do these things. You don't have to, like, you can just take the rose.
You don't have to pull her in and then nozzle onto her boobs.

Speaker 2 So then he's like, oh, but obviously this is not going away. So I need to first solve this problem before I can move on here.

Speaker 1 So then they go after the club and surely if I just lap dance on her face, maybe she'll get the right impression.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 So then he,

Speaker 2 to his credit, unlike someone like a Carl or whatever. Well, it's going to be half credit because I'm going to, I'm revoking half of the credit in a moment.

Speaker 2 But to his credit, he goes to Zarina and Marina, and he basically gives them both a spiel of like, I just want to say that our dates were absolutely amazing to me.

Speaker 2 me, but I have like, you have to be honest with you, I have feelings for Odea and I cannot be in love with everyone, which is

Speaker 2 such a

Speaker 2 strange way of putting it. Like I can only, unfortunately, we only have a few slots available for me to be in love with and those spots have been taken.

Speaker 2 We do appreciate your application and we wish you the best of luck in future, um, future love endeavors.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but then to Serena, it looks like he's saying the same thing, but it's not exactly the same thing. To her, he says, you're such a cool girl.
Honestly, I cannot be in love with everyone.

Speaker 1 I think you're an amazing person. You're fucking amazing.
She's like, I know. So, did he break up with Serena too?

Speaker 2 I think he did. I think they were just cutting it back and forth to make it, to show that he really was on kind of a personal script.

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 he said, I have feelings for Adair to Serena.

Speaker 2 I think he did. I think he did.
I think that was the implication. Because,

Speaker 1 yikes.

Speaker 2 So, I gave him credit for a moment here for being

Speaker 1 able to figure out your half credit.

Speaker 2 No, my half credit's coming in the moment because so then, so now, um, Zarina, because Zarina goes up to Laura and goes, Well, he's in love with the dare.

Speaker 2 So then, Johnny.

Speaker 1 Oh, oh, yeah, I didn't catch that part. Yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 Yeah, so then Johnny's dancing with um Alicia, and they're like dancing a lot and having lots of fun, and he's drunk, and then he tries to go in for a kiss.

Speaker 2 Well, he says something like, He's like, You have awoken something inside of me that has not been awoken in so many hours. In so hard.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Kiss me. You have awakened a beast.
I saved a woman's life today.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 I'm like, sir.

Speaker 2 Sir, it's been two hours. And it's been like two hours.
And it's been all group setting too. And so he goes in for a kiss.
And she basically puts the hand out and was like, no.

Speaker 2 Although, actually, I mean, she's definitely attracted to him, but she's also like, I may be attracted to you, but I also have some personal standards. So

Speaker 2 let's wait more than five seconds.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she's like, Johnny, darling, I've literally met you for five seconds, please. He's like, butterbeast has awakened.
It's a little boner. Put it away, please.

Speaker 1 Put it in your waistband like you do the rest of the days on this boat. I've just come here.
All right. I shall not be given away in the first five minutes.
Because that's what the guys try and do.

Speaker 1 They're like, oh, new girl. Who can get her first?

Speaker 1 Jumper!

Speaker 2 And she's like, every single time I look into his eyes, I'm like, ah, he's a gorgeous man, but I don't know him. It's just too much too soon.
We'll see.

Speaker 1 We'll see. So then.

Speaker 2 And of course, everyone watched this happen. You know, like Brie and Lara watched.
And Brie's like, did he just kiss her?

Speaker 1 And Lara's like, no, he tried.

Speaker 2 She goes, oh, I'm so jealous.

Speaker 1 I wish Harry would try that.

Speaker 2 So Harry's like, that's what I was. That's what I was feeling when I kissed Brie for the first time.
But guess who bagged a mortal?

Speaker 1 Guess he's dating a mortal.

Speaker 2 He is dating a mortal. She's a mortal.

Speaker 1 So then serena who's just been dumped even though she wasn't in a relationship with this guy but she was just told not interested goes up to vion and takes him like takes his shirt and she's like you come into the van with me

Speaker 2 yeah he's like okay so he does um yeah so then in the van says arena's like johnny are you in love and he's like no not in love that's a heavy word to use first of all i am just

Speaker 2 full of boner fronts are very attractive we vibe together, that's all.

Speaker 1 So in the other car, they're gossiping, and Lara's like, Did Vion have a conversation with you tonight? And Harry's like, Tell me, tell me.

Speaker 1 And Marina's like, well, Vion broke up with me today. Okay, well, not kidding.
I mean, I'm kidding. But he said that he likes somebody and he wanted to pursue that.
And Lara's like, oh, it's Adair.

Speaker 1 He's in love with Adair. But the thing is, Adair doesn't even know about it.
And so they're cracking up. And Bree's just like, yeah, I feel like Adair is just a dare.

Speaker 2 So then they go back on the boat and Harry, re-showing Harry the sand in the cabins. And then Zarina's talking to Vion and she's like, are you naked? And he's like, no.
She's like,

Speaker 2 are you coming up? And he's like wearing these like teeny, tiny, tiny, teeny, bungee smugglers, like tiny, tiny. So she's like, oh, like she is horned up like crazy.
I mean, can't blame her.

Speaker 2 Those are real, real tight.

Speaker 1 I was like, do you enjoy torturing me? Is that something that you like to do?

Speaker 1 And he's like, oh, I should take a shower. And she's like, oh, God, fine, fine.
You're leaving footprints everywhere, mister.

Speaker 1 Oh, little does he know I love footprints. Oh,

Speaker 1 I hate you. I hate strong men.

Speaker 1 Geez. So then she grabs him and starts like making out with him in the hallway, right?

Speaker 2 That was at the end of the episode, yeah. So then Harry, meanwhile, is like, all right, time for me to make my big move.

Speaker 2 So,

Speaker 2 well, oh, actually, maybe it did happen because Harry, Harry goes, I think this is, we may have skipped over it, but Harry and Harry brings Brie into the guest cabin.

Speaker 2 And it looks like they're going to like spend the night. That's usually when you, when it's off charter and you go into the guest cabin, that means you're going to do it.

Speaker 2 So he's in there with Brie in the guest cabin. And then they like kiss.

Speaker 2 And then he's like, well, we got a lot of work to do tomorrow. So I guess we should probably go to sleep.

Speaker 1 So the sheets aren't on the bed. She's like, oh, we already took the sheets off the bed.
So he's like, all right, well, what should we do now? And she's like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 I would hate for you to have to make a bed. I mean, Jesus Christ, this is not the man you want to end up with.
He's like, well, no sheets on the bed because we can't do anything on the bed.

Speaker 1 What would we do? Put sheets on it?

Speaker 1 Yeah, have the man make the bed if he wants a little, but he doesn't. And she's like, I mean, I wish we we could cuddle and watch a movie.
And he's like, We have so much work to do tomorrow. Totally.

Speaker 2 And then this is where then Zarina and Vion have this moment where they're kind of like kissing Jokie and then kissing for real. And then it looks like they are really

Speaker 1 grabs him and pulls him off camera and starts making out with him. And he's like, Okay, okay.
And she's like, That's when she's like, I hate you. I hate strong men.
Oh,

Speaker 1 he just dumped you.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And then

Speaker 2 the other thing, but this is where he, this is the half credit. This is where he deducted.
Because Vion is so that sort of guy that's like, okay,

Speaker 2 I'm going to break up with you all because that's the mature thing to do.

Speaker 2 And then now that he has established a boundary that he's not into you. He will then come and make out with you.
And then when you're like, well, we were just, we're making out.

Speaker 2 He'll be like, yeah, but I already told you I'm not into you. That was just for fun.
You're being crazy right now. So

Speaker 2 that's why he lost credit with me because it was like his whole life.

Speaker 1 Serena also loses credit with me. Like, get some self-respect.
The man just dumped you. And she's like, oh, come here.
Oh, God. Go to have you.
Come here off camera.

Speaker 1 Oh, God. You're such a strong man.
Like, oh, girl, get a hold of yourself. It's embarrassing.
A man's just to be used by all. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 Like, you don't go to the grocery store and just take home the little dispenser in front that gives everybody the anti-antibacterial soap. That's for everybody.

Speaker 2 so yeah so they make out it was actually exactly in the place that you said it happened i was wrong and then harry is uh goes into his cabin and he is like um you guys i just had the best makeout session ever like i kissed her on the lips for about three seconds no tongue but like we're working towards it it was just so good

Speaker 1 i mean she wanted to cuddle up and watch a movie too soon for that too soon for that all right

Speaker 2 too soon for halfway to this base.

Speaker 1 Well, my whore of Babylon, I've not done that yet. And then it cuts to Brie, who's all frustrated getting into bed.
She's like, oh, God, that man can't make a move to save his life.

Speaker 1 And she says, if he doesn't do something quick, this is going to fizzle out.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's going to probably fizzle out.

Speaker 1 That's the end of that.

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