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So they're basically upset because it sounds like Craig said he was going to invest, and then he didn't invest, and then did something with this other company. Is that what I'm deducing from all this? He asked Kyle if he could invest in his company, and Kyle said, give me some time to think about it.
And then Craig was like, well, fuck. Fuck that.
I'll go invest in this other Spritzer company. Or I don't think he's I don't know if he's an investor, if he's just paid to advertise it because page makes it sound like he's just being paid to advertise it anyway.
But either way, you know, if if someone from another show that's bigger than yours, frankly, ratings wise says, I want to be part of your thing and also advertise it on my show, then you don't really need to think about it. That's stupid.
You should just say yes, and let me just come up with some numbers or something. Well, I think that's what Kyle said he did.
I think Kyle said he said, sure, let me put together a proposal for you, whatever. I don't know.
You know, this happened to me yesterday. I have to say, I wound up in this exact same situation.
Well? Yeah, guys. Basically, I was trying to sell some routers.
I upgraded my router, my Nest router to the new generation. And so I was going to sell them.
I sold them on Facebook marketplace. For three weeks, they sat there.
And for three weeks, people would message and say, is this available? And I'd say, yes. And then I wouldn't hear from them again.
And then say, is this available? And sometimes they'd say, can I come by? And I'd say, yes. And then I wouldn't hear from them again.
Because that's just what Facebook Marketplace or Craigslist is. People just say yes, and then they disappear.
They ghost. So then on Monday, someone says, is this still available? I say, yes.
And he's like, can I come by on Wednesday? I say, yes. I say, come between three and six.
He says, okay. And then I book a haircut.
So then I say, come between four and six. Okay.
And then on Tuesday, someone else says, is this available? And I said, yes. He's like, can I come by tomorrow at four? I said, yes.
I'm like, well, what are the odds? Two people are both interested in coming by to get the routers, but I'm like, they're both going to flake because that's just the way it goes. So I'm like, yeah, come at four, whatever.
Then they both decide to come and they both commit. And suddenly I have to choose.
I have to choose basically between lover boy and a spritzer. And it was such a mess because one guy was like, I'm like nearby.
And I was like, well, I had already promised it to another person first, but he, I don't know where he is. I'm not hearing from him.
So I assume he had flaked. So I said, I'll just come and bring you the speakers.
So then I'm driving to go to the Starbucks to bring him the, not the speakers, the routers, the second guy. And then the first guy is like, Hey, I'm running late cause of the rain.
I'll be there in 10 minutes. And I said, Oh, Hey, I'm, I'm already selling it to someone else.
And he's like, you already sold it. This is unbelievable.
We had a day. We had a compromise.
I drove up from Whittier for this this is ridiculous and then i was like oh god i feel really shitty that's bad driving up from whittier and i saw the other guy for that money for that gas just go by a fucking router dude my god so then i felt really bad so i was like so i messaged the second guy who's at starbucks i say hey um turns out the other person who i said may be coming they're they're here. So I'm just give it to the second guy was like unbelievable how can you do this to me i planned my whole day around this i had two people on facebook marketplace so angry at me justifiably so because i was being a face facebook marketplace fuck boy at that point playing two different people against each other but then i eventually i was like

but i honored my commitment to the first guy but the first guy also didn't have even a face on his profile so i thought he was like goodbye i didn't think he was gonna show up so he showed up and i

felt so bad that i had like he was because he was outraged and he showed up and he was the smiliest

nicest warmest man and he was so lovely and i felt like i gave the things to the right person but man like i really you know i really uh i really was he i understood the he wasn't that cute no did you do the point is i uh i understand correct it i understand craig who was like you know what you're taking too long kyle i'm gonna go to a spritzer because i did that and guess what it's a dangerous game that's what i have to say it's a dangerous game you're gonna get burned well i know i just really just wanted to tell that story guys i just wedged it in there they had nothing to do the show i just tell the story about how i pissed off two different strangers on facebook no i like it yeah you got to be careful on that because everybody's a flake until everybody's not a flake suddenly it's like you wake up the whole world's changed and everybody's not a flake like what the hell you can't change it up like that on me are you flaked or not three weeks three weeks like i couldn't get anyone to touch these things and then all of a sudden two people both want it they both want it the exact same time on the exact same day and i felt like i was dating i felt like i was dating and like fucking around i was like i actually don't know how serial i don't know how people do this i don't know how fuck boys do this how they kind of like two people at the same like go on a date with two people at the exact same time because people do this all the time and it was hard i felt like a horrible human being so i i had to let that story i haven't told anyone that story since it happened yesterday. And I just had to find out.
How much did you make?

$25.

I mean, come on.

You know, honestly, I felt so bad for the guy who I drove up from Whittier that I told him, I was like, honestly, just take this for free.

I feel so bad.

And he's like, no, no, no.

And so he gave me the $25.

And I go, do you want some Dubai chocolate?

I just made some Dubai chocolate.

And he was like, no. You're like, I just made some chocolate that could kill me if I came out in this country.
He's like, no, thanks. I'll take my $25 and put it for a half a tank of gas to get me back to fucking Whittier.
This is all to say if the second guy who I stood up, Greg, if he gives me a bad review on Facebook Marketplace, it's deserved. But also, people, if you see that review on me, now you know the greater context.
You know what you could do what Leva did on Southern Hospitality and just be like, fuck you guys. You're all full of shit.
These reviews are bullshit. It's a conspiracy against my husband.
Okay, so Sierra is like, wait a minute, we can all invest in Loverboy? And he's like, yeah, minimum bid's 25 grand, same as it was in 2019. And Wes is like, I cannot afford that right now.
And Sierra's like, that's hilarious. You're hilarious again.
You're really funny. That was funny.
Listen, if he presented it the way he described, that would have been one thing. But he's a fucking liar, okay? And I've been taking fucking shots, one after another.
I'm happy to talk to Craig about it. Quite frankly, it's a moot point.
I thought we were closer than this. By the way, you're taking shots left and right because you're actually physically taking shots and you're wasted right now.
But also, you're the one amplifying all these grievances that you have. No one in the world cares what beverage Craig is

backing right now. And no one really thinks less of you or Loverboy because of it.
But because

you're going onto a national platform, Watch What Happens Live, this show, and bitching about it,

now we're all thinking about it, wondering about it, and questioning you and your company. Yeah, yeah it's just weird it's a weird fight like who cares isn't your didn't you say last year your company's losing a ton of money anyway why would he want to just leave the man let him invest and i'm no craig fan at the moment in anyway but like who cares this is all stupid craig is a lot and it has nothing to do with page you know she's like well i thought we were closer than you texting me just to be braiding my boyfriend and my best friend that's how i'm just like but i was hurt i was hurt i'm only human you know that's always kyle's thing when he's wrong yeah but i'm human i'm only human danielle's like kyle kyle kyle is there any truth to what she's saying come on he's like yeah dude bitch and, dude, Paige.
And she's like, come on. Well, she was like her, but you're texting to her last week.
And I think that's what it is. But it's like her business partner.
Like what I'm concerned about is that if she believes what she's saying. Kyle, you're not going to ever get between Paige and Hannah or Paige and her boyfriend.
It just doesn't work that way. This is a fool's errand and you should be smarter than that.
And Paige is up now and walking away. You know, she's like doing her strut away.
And all I can think of for the rest of the scene is I'm so jealous that she has thigh gap. Like how does, how does some of us get knock knees and then some of us get thigh gap? I can't walk off like that.
I walk off looking like the fucking penguin looking for his mommy, you know, and Paige gets to like go thigh gap it up there. So, I was kind of mad at her.
But she's like, oh, really? Well, I said I don't even care about the Hannah stuff, and right now, history, it's just repeating itself. We're fighting because Craig did something with another drink company.
Oh, so it's my fault. It's my fault for being human.
It's my fault. Yeah, it's my fault.
And so then Paige just keeps walking in. She's like, fuck you, you dude your ego is out of control so xia is like um you accused her in those texts of like thinking the same way as hannah just because like that's her business partner no i asked her do you believe this too yeah but like why do you even have to reply to that because i feel like just being two days and page who is now all the way through the living room, somehow hears this.
Yeah. Flips back around, and she walks out there with her finger at, and she's like, thigh gap, thigh gap, thigh gap, Kyle! Thigh gap, thigh gap! Yeah.
She comes running outside. She's like, I'm being two-faced? Did you just say that I'm being two-faced? How fucking dare you? I'm actually an adult.
I was able to maintain a friendship with Hannah, a friendship with Amanda, never speak ill of your wife, and then maintain a friendship with Amanda and never speak ill of Hannah. And that's actually called being mature and an adult.
Not two-faced. What you do is two-faced.
Text raging, texting me, then acting like it's all good. That's two-faced.
And my biological clock is beating like this. How dare you? I started off this weekend normal and you've turned me into a character from Mob Lives.
Now I'm just Marissa Tomei. He's like, okay, okay.
Have your moment. Have your moment.
And man, man is like kyle stop have what have what are you telling me to have my mind page is just ready to go off at every line and he's like you're just yelling at me she goes yeah i'm yelling at you what about it thigh gap and he's like all right congratulations you yelled at me wow so um page just back inside. And Kyle's like, well, Paige's business partner is still out there telling lies.
And Sierra's like, yeah, but why can't you just block her and move the fuck on? Like, if you hate her so much, block her. He's like, well, I actually donate, Hannah.
I would love it if she'd promote my beverage on the Giggly Squad shows at Radio City Music Hall. That's probably, by the way, what it's all about.
He probably wants them to drink Loverboy at Radio City Music Hall or in

front of Megan Thee Stallion, and they won't. And he's like, so Amanda's like, it just sucks.

It sucks. It affects things.
And Sierra's asking if it affects the business. And she goes,

yeah, because it does. Because like right now, everyone's being like, oh, Kyle got Hannah fired.

Fuck Loverboy. Is there anyone out there who goes into a 7-Eleven, sees a lover boy, and says, ooh, what a refreshing beverage.
I want to grab it. Wait a second.
I heard that the founder of this beverage got Hannah Burner fired from a reality show. On second thought, I'm having a Snapple.
No, but Kyle's mad because they're getting a lot of hate messages from probably Giggly Squad fans. That's a very strong lobby.
They're like the tobacco lobby. You don't want to fuck with them because they're ripping him apart.
And so she's like, yeah, they're really mean to Kyle. It's like having a really negative effect.
He's only human. So Kyle gets up and he's like ripping his bib off, which is hilarious because he's just so little so many ways like i'm done with these cheerios and um he's like that was slander danielle's like amanda are you okay yeah so lindy goes inside and she's like wow crazy out there chef he's like well as long the food was good.
So then Kyle is like, wow, the amount of lies being spread about me and my business is so fucking asinine. Like, dude, I'm fucking leaving.
No, bro, it's the past. It's the past.
It's like tight white jeans. It's not now.
It's not the reality now, okay? Don't leave. Don't leave.
No. The lies about my business.

No.

Don't leave.

No.

No.

I'm gone.

Please come.

Don't go.

Don't go. No.

It's all these two do.

Every season, they just take turns going.

Oh, my God.

I'm leaving.

No, bro.

Don't go.

Work it out.

No, I'm leaving.

Don't leave, bro.

In the next season.

I'm leaving.

No, don't go, bro. Please don't go.
Please don't go work it out no don't leave me the next season i'm leaving no don't go bro

please don't go please don't go um so kyle's walking away and carl's like don't it's literally this just take a beat bro take a beat so now everyone is it was last season was was carl like walking off into the shadows.

So,

now,

Emeril and Lexi are

standing next to each other. That's really all that that is.
There's nothing going on there. So, Sierra goes inside, and Chef Andrew is there, and he's like, so, how was everything? Are we into pink foods? Did you like the grapefruit? Tell me what you thought of the grapefruit.
And she's like, I hate this fucking house. He's like, I didn't ask you about the house.
Did you like the grapefruit tell me what you thought of the grapefruit and she's like i hate

this fucking house he's like i didn't ask you about the house did you enjoy the pink food that is going on my resume so back to kyle and carl i'm the hardest working guy i know and i just get shit on he's like don't go well the oil is that carl I know you're out.

I got that.

I got that.

How many times have i been upset and what do you say don't go don't go let me go well what's that i mean she's upset you know just don't make it worse don't make it worse and then we see proof that page is upset because she's wrapping a blanket around herself before she gets into bed and then there there's like a knock on the door and Lindsay walks in and Paige is like, oh, I wasn't expecting you. I didn't hear the sound of creaking bones.
Yeah, no, it's me. Wow.
It's you. And there was no crow.
There was no crow tapping on my window to warn me. But sorry.
I didn't hear the sound of a spoon stirring Ovaltine in a glass as you approached the door. I didn't see a walker dragging across the floor.
But it's you. Wow.
Come in, I guess. So, meanwhile, back at the dinner table, Danielle's like, welcome to the house, I'm Roel.
So now Kyle and Amanda are talking. He's like, I just can't believe this.
Kyle, just stop. You need to check yourself.
He's like, no, Amanda. He's like, no.
Congratulations to Paige for once again putting my marriage in the fucking blender. What? You did that.
You did that. If your marriage was fine, there would be no blender in sight.
Yeah. And so he's saying that because Paige started a fight, Paige made him rage text, which started a fight, so now it's Paige's fault that his wife is mad at him yet again.
The acrobatics that it's taking. And Amanda's like, no, Kyle, for five seconds, stop talking and blaming other people.
God, blaming other people? I'm getting shot at another fucking time. I'm getting shot at by people.
I'm getting shot at by people. So now Emeril is still talking to Danielle.
You know he wants to be in the mix with everyone else, but he's stuck with Danielle. Be like, so, have you done share houses before? He's like, yeah, low-grade.
I mean, I have. It's always been kind of like this, but I like to travel i usually leave leave the screaming for night two though am i right yeah never dull moment where to see club sunday it's kind of the coolest place so then you're gonna love it there have you ever done a kissing booth we normally do that on night one so looks like i'm the only one here come on up boys so then jesse and lexi are just being stupid somewhere and then we go back to Paige and Lindsay and Sierra walks in and Sierra's like dude what the fuck and then Lexi comes just like anyone in here oh my god girls do you mind if like my sister my mom join for this moment no leave them out yeah Lexi tries to find Amanda but Amanda's hiding in the shower to cry because they can't film you in there, I guess.
But they're still filming right outside the door. It's your man inside the shower like, yes, I should have made guacamole.
Jess, West is secretly taking a shower. He took this chance to take a shower.
So he's doing that, and Jesse's like saying like, you know, wow,

that was great. You took a shower.
So now we go back

to Paige. There's like a lot of activity

resulting in nothing, and now we go back

to Paige, and she goes, I've been in this situation

before, and I'm trying not to be in it again.

Hannah and Amanda, like not being friends

anymore was the worst.

One thousand percent the worst.

And like, I still get upset about it because I

think about like, what good friends we were, and it get upset about it because, like, I think about, like, what good friends we were.

It makes me so sad.

And, like, me and Hannah, and Amanda, we were, like, so close.

And, like, I think about, like, one day I can't even have a bachelorette party because I wouldn't even be able to invite both of them.

I mean, there might one day be a time where I meet somebody worth marrying.

I mean, that could be, you know, 10 years away, 20 years away, light years away. I want to have a bachelor party! So then we see a flashback to five years ago when Hannah and Amanda and Paige were all friends.
And Amanda was saying, is there such thing as sister wives without a husband? And Paige said, yeah, they're called lesbians. Oh, back in the good old days.
So then Lexi's like, well, I mean, you're a really good friend just from what I've seen and what I've felt, you know? And Paige's like, yeah, I have a lot of things, but a bad friend is not fucking one of them. And so for him to say that, I'm like, fake.
It's like, that's such bullshit. Because've worked so hard to make amanda not feel slighted with like my friendship with hannah and like for hannah not to feel like i don't have her back too and that does have to suck like page that's like that is the worst and she does deserve credit from kyle and kyle is like a dick for for for kind of like he's a dick for not realizing the grace that she has shown him in the situation that she's in yeah so she's saying you know i'm just trying to avoid a situation where craig and kyle don't speak again because if that happened i genuinely don't think i could stay in this house um and which obviously you know you're clear of that now so that's helpful yes um but they're talking about how it's always somebody else's fault Commercials, here comes one right now.
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Meanwhile, we go to the kitchen and Danielle and Imral are in there. And the chef's like's like okay are you ready for dessert this party's amazing am i right and it's like oh my god oh my god show eat this piece of game and then look at your tongue and that's gonna tell you what the baby's gonna be he's like i already knew this i made all the pink food just trying to have a bunch of the reviews.
I'm not going to be on this show that much longer. So just do this for me.
So then Jesse is like with Wes. And he's like, hey, so Sierra laughed at you tonight, bro.
And Wes's like, yeah. I mean, she's been fighting laughing for a while.
Yeah. I mean, I go like, he's a funny guy, right? And she goes yeah yeah i think she thinks you're funny yeah yeah yeah and he's like um i was just like so proud because like all my life i've dealt with rough situations i like being funny and so like you know sierra laughing at me that like really saved the day you know it's like a huge step like i mean i sound like i'm in fucking eighth grade guys right i'm just a little boy just an insecure little boy so i'm guessing he was laughing a lot when he got that haircut because that is the roughest of the situations he's just trying to get himself out of bullying by haircuts.
He's like, well, maybe they'll laugh at me and then I'll get out of it. Hey, it's me.
It's me talking to Kyle. Hey, let's go check on Amanda real quickly.
Let's just not make it worse. Let's just make it easy.
Let's make it soft. I want a tender moment.
I need a tender moment with pink dessert. So then Kyle's like, Amanda, Amanda, there's just been multiple lives over the last three years where the lies have just been like spread almost like ruined our marriage.
And let me become this close. She's like, Kyle.
So she's like, I'm out of here. I'm going upstairs to hang out with the cool kids.
Yeah. He's like, Oh, I'm going to leave.
I'm going to leave. This is ridiculous.
I'm going to leave. Don't leave, bro.
Don't leave. So, uh, Danielle is flirting with emerald and carl comes into the kitchen and she's like um carl what the fuck is going on and carl's like oh carl's checking on a matter and i'm trying to calm him down a bit oh because like there's just so many layers to it but like if if if my opinion was each layer of this cake This would be a five layer of don't go cake.
Don't go.

Don't go. Don't go.
So then Paige is again still in bed and Lexi is standing again. I think Lexi's standing at the foot of the bed or she's sitting on it and Paige is like, Lexi, will you do me a favor and go check where Kyle is? And if Amanda's alone, I will go see Amanda.
Lexi. She was like that's a power move.
Lexi's her secretary. She's like

I don't care who you've dated. You're the youngest and

the dumbest and the one who still doesn't understand

what lip liner's supposed to do. So please

do my bidding. Thank you.
She's like

fetch Amanda.

So then Danielle and Lindsay are still in the kitchen

and Danielle's like oh my god Emeril

do you still want to go out?

And he's like oh thousand percent. I'm hereil, do you still want to go out? And he's like, oh, thousand percent.

I'm here for the weekend.

I'm going out every night.

Do you not want to go out?

She's like, 100 percent.

I want to go out.

Send it.

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So, Amanda... So, Lexi finds Amanda, does her job.
So, Amanda comes in, and then Amanda and Paige, like, clasp each other. And Paige is like, I love you.
I love you. I love you.
I love you. I don't ever want to fight with you.
I know. It's like, it just makes me so sad, Amanda.
I know. It's just like all the time, like how I wish you and Anna were friends again and like we had the best time.
And like, I just, I don't even care about that. Like, I just don't even want to fight with Kyle.
It's like, Amanda, I love you so much, Amanda. He's just so fucking stupid.
Do you know how many times I have to say, like, you doing this whole fight i mean i know they're on tv and they have to do dramatic stuff but why doesn't page just go um you're an idiot stop yelling at me and yell at craig and hannah if you want to yell at somebody like the end she's too young but you don't you don't learn that wisdom until you're 35 and we're 40. I guess you have to be, like, tired, you know?

You just have to be tired like us.

It's like, yeah, you know, text me about it.

So then we go to the other people, and West is like, wait a minute, are you staying in, Jesse?

And Jesse's with Lexi in the bed, and he's like, yeah, I mean, what could be more fun than looking at her?

Am I right? That was like sending an answer jesse so then lindsey deniel are still in the kitchen they're just gross they're so they're terrible objectively terrible so emerald's like so did you date anybody in the house except carl no that's it so you guys just like broke up and started dating this new guy like a month later. Well, I started dating a lot of people.
He's like, oh, wow. So what's a lot of people? Um, I had a raster.
He goes, I love that. If I can relate to anything, it's that part.
I have a few entanglements as it is. She goes, entanglements? Let's unpack this.
And Danielle's like, yeah, let's really unpack this. How many entanglements do you have? Do you have room for one more? Do you have a certain amount of arms? Do you have an octopus where you can only have eight entanglements? How many entanglements can you have? I'm right here.
I'm tangled. And he's like, yeah, I have two one-year entanglements.
At the same time? Yeah, at the same time, like right now. and Danielle's like yeah i have two one-year entanglements at the same time yeah at the same time like right now and danielle's like so you're a walking red flag is that what you are i'm in yeah she's like oh my god i love red flags i have a whole blanket at home made out of red flags it's amazing um and he's like yeah absolutely she goes, yeah, because as long as there's transparency, you could do whatever the fuck you want.
Say, right now, on top of this cake in a kitchen. So, I feel like maybe you're a little bit of an orange flag, maybe? And she's like, it's a burnt orange, yeah.
It's a pink flag. I'm having a girl.
So carl and kyle are outside again and we get another round of this are you all right i just want to leave and i never want to come back i'm drunk driving my way to safety and then back to the girls uh amanda and page still crying all over each other and amanda's like oh it's like at times like this can't even talk. I'm off the ledge, you know? But things have affected Loverboy.
But the way Kyle's handling it, oh, oh, oh. So in the kitchen, Wes is now talking to Lindsay and he's like, you know what's crazy? Like, you can say the craziest shit if you want because, like, you're pregnant and so, like, no one's's going to talk to no one's going to talk shit to you.
Pregnant ladies getting away with everything. So I'm going to go to a friend's house.
See ya. Yeah.
So that's this whole thing. He's going to sneak out.
But he's like, he just, you just don't, you know, he's going to be like, it's like, I'm going to go out and like shit. But like, I'm not here to'm not here to like you know back back anyone's stories and be like a freak i don't know what it is he's just he's gonna sneak out he's so amanda uncomfortable he's like i i'm gonna go to my homie's house because i don't want to make it uncomfortable for sierra if i like hook up because you know west is dead with unlimited options guys and don't you forget it so amanda's like kyle talks about leaving and i like i don't know what he's gonna do he's like i don't even want to be here and sierra's like well where is he now i don't know i'm gonna go to bed so lexi and jesse are in bed and lexi's like do you know if the hot tub is working you want to go check it out and they're like, yeah, let's go check it out.
So they go to an unsuccessful hot tub scene. Yeah.
They turn on that hot tub. And then Paige and Sierra are in bed getting ready to go to sleep.
And Paige is like, I feel bad for Amanda. And Sierra goes, I feel bad for myself.
And also Amanda. But I just feel bad for me.
Yeah, so Carl's going to go out with Emeril and Danielle West. And so Lindsay's like, um, West just left.
So now they're going to go out. They're going to go have fun.
And then Jesse and Lexi fail at the hot tub because it's not hot. And he's like, yeah, you know, I just don't remember ever staying home like one night in the house and i was just so worried i had cancer on that night you know but this is different because i don't have cancer but i have a girlfriend i guess so it's gonna be great so um the going out people leave the hot tub goes on lessy lexi and jess jesse celebrate he's and then um lexi is like she's like how long do you think it's gonna take he goes a long time she's really no and we have a note here from chelsea our note taker who says no did we talk about this last week when she said gnar no i didn I didn't know it because I...
You don't? I am not in touch. It's like Aisha.
Gnar. Oh, yeah.
Well, I didn't know that. So I know that we say Gnar, but I didn't know that that was a thing that the kids are saying.
But apparently, American kids are doing the Australian thing like Gnar. So Lexi is young and cool.
No. So now Amanda's in bed and Kyle comes in.
He's like, I just ate something. He's like, Kyle, I'm going to bed.
I'm leaving. I'm leaving.
So now it's late night. And we see people coming back to the house at 2.19 a.m.
And Lexi and Jesse are still by by the hot tub and he's like uh does it even feel a degree warmer she's like no i guess we can just go to my room now hopefully my mom's here they've been trying to eat up that hot tub for two hours and they feel like there's a warmer now if it's been more than 30 minutes it's not going to work okay so yeah they get into bed and she's bed. And she's like, do I have, like, stinky breath?

So, Emeril comes back.

And he's got a friend.

He's got a lady friend who is not seen on camera.

She's just alluded to by arrows.

And he puts something on the camera.

Which I hate that when they have discretion.

So, he's fucking, et cetera.

Yeah, he hears some banging banging and then it's the next

morning and wes slinks home at 7 13 a.m and then uh everybody else gets up and jesse's like alexi's

like um you were like talking in your sleep he said is this any warmer i love you and he was like

oh my god i love you yeah and i was like thanks oh my god. I love you.
Yeah. And I was like, thanks.
He's like, oh my god, you gave me a thanks? Jeez. I'm so tired.
I'm also stressing out. I'm not falling asleep.
It's the worst thing. And I just started having anxiety attacks throughout the entire night.
I'm sorry. You gave yourself those anxiety attacks.
You started this whole thing. So Amanda's like, just go to the gym.
Have a chat with the boys. boys talk to carl i love that it's like a mom who doesn't want to be woken up on a saturday she's like go to the gym kyle talk to the boys checklist of like do this this this i don't care do one of these things and let me sleep anything but here get out uh so then um pageants here are like ugh we have to do this again i don't want to go to the beach.
And she's like, yeah, let's just stay home and get our cats and have a play date. We have cats now.
So then in the kitchen, Lindsay's down there and Lindsay's like, tell me what happened to the club. Let me tell you what happened to Club Lindsay.
I'm having a girl. Oh my god, Lindsay.
It was like a motley crew. Okay, it was just like Carl, Emeril, and I.
I'm in wild fun times. It's like, yeah, sounds as motley as it gets.
She's like, yeah, fun. I mean, could not think of a more dull trio.
And Danielle's like, well, he brought back a girl. She goes, oh, my God, is the girl still here? It's like, I don't know.
She's not. She left.
But Lexi comes in and they're like, where's West? He didn't sleep at home last night. You guys left down here and that room was open.
So, West got in at 7 a.m. West thought it was Sunday, but it's really just Saturday.
So, then now Amanda um uh amanda's asking um how uh uh lindsey's feeling and uh lindsey's oh i guess i don't know they're just checking in seeing how they all are feeling and so west walks in lindsey's like oh it's like i owe you an apology i had a friend i was meeting and i snuck out and daniel's like really a friend what kind of friend do they make balloons was it a guy was a girl bone zone not bone zone club send it tonight at 8 p.m no bone zone wait so where did you sleep he's like on a couch like yeah right so the producer says so you did you sleep on the couch by yourself and he's like no of course not of course not i'm west come on i'm west a man who never sleeps on a couch alone ding ding ding ding

ding laid constantly laid danielle's like you deserve a morning roast and guess what we're

gonna roast you again tonight when we have make your own sundaes in the back corner of club send

it yeah two for one sundaes so uh west is yeah, I'm calling the new guy Orgy Beast. Yeah.
So, Amanda's like, yeah, he got laid. Like, I mean, he showed you guys up.
Night one, he brought... Oh, this is Amanda, sorry.
Not Lindsay. She's like, night one, he brought someone home.
Like, how long did it take you to bring that girl back last summer, Jesse? He's like, oh, like week six. And Lexi's like, um, are you telling me that Jesse has girls in the past? Oh my god, where's Doc? I'm getting in the car, and I'm getting pissed off at Jesse.
So now Kyle and Carl come back from the gym, and Paige is in bed, and she gets a text from Craig, and Craig says, hey, how are you feeling today, chicken?

Well, Craig just gave me a good line.

He said, hey, Sierra, listen to this.

This is really good.

Stop looking at pictures of your cat.

Okay.

Craig just said this.

He said, imagine me yelling at Amanda because Kyle started working at Hearth and Home.

Isn't that so good, Sierra?

Seriously, I really don't care.

He also said to remind Kyle that he's a brain surgeon and not to fuck with him because he's got a lot of connection. Craig, you're not a brain surgeon.
Please. You know, by the way, I'm wearing my sweatpants from Sewing Down South right now.
Oh, I was just wearing those yesterday. Darn it.
I wish they're warm right now. We could be twinsies, but it's pretty warm over here in Tejas.
They're so comfortable. I'm not even going to lie.
So, Emeril, he's in the kitchen. He says hi to everyone.
And they're so comfortable i'm not even gonna lie so um emerald uh he's in the kitchen he says hi to everyone they're like oh my god you had sex last night he says he put her in a cab and he's like huh i guess i shouldn't have brought that girl home that was a mistake and danielle's like we could laugh about it tonight at club sand at 8 p.m sundays at 9 30 bedtime at 10. so now they're talking about

poor Kyle I need to try and talk to him or I try talking to him he's just not doing really well Yeah, he doesn't seem like he wants to talk about anything He's like, yeah He doesn't want to leave He just wants to leave badly I'm no, you're not leaving. Did you not hear me? Don't go.
So Amanda's asking Kyle how he's feeling. And he's like, I just feel like a fish out of water.
Just because I drink like a fish doesn't mean I want to be a fish, especially out of water. So I'm sorry for making things more awkward for you.
I'm only human. So I know my reactions have have been what got me into trouble but i'm like not the one putting stuff out there in the first place i'm just the one starting fights about it in the first place you're the one putting it out in public on your show weirdo yeah so it's just more of like it's typical what happens when kyle acts like an idiot then the next day he's like but i'm just a boy i'm only normal i'm just a human it's everyone else's fault they're hurting me they're coming for me nobody cares brah chill so then um now everybody's getting ready for the beach uh god we saw the beach thing to go i don't remember what happens the rest of the episode i don't ever remember.
By the way, I was drunk when I watched this, so that's why I'm like, what happened? You were? What happened in this part? Okay, so they're going to the beach. Oh yeah, they get to the beach.
That's right. I remember they get their chairs and everything.
So they're going to some cars. So on the way there, Jesse's in the car with not Lexi.
They're separated for the first time. So they're like, oh my god, do you have separation anxiety from Lexi? And he's like,

you know, I was thinking about

just talking about where I'm at with Lexi.

With Lexi. And I feel like I should

be communicating, you know?

So far, I've been pretty good.

I've said juicy booty a few times.

So, you know, we're on a good path.

But I would say my main concern

is I'm scared. She's a little bit

jealous. Paige goes, what gives you that impression and he's like she told me so he's gonna love bomber but then kind of talk shit about her behind her back to everyone else in the house so that's really right he's gonna make her as attached as possible and then lay the groundwork that she's crazy so that when he's over in a couple of weeks everybody will be on his side why are you so into me all i did was basically say i will love you in the first day i met you but like why are you so into me you're the crazy one here so um page is like well you don't gotta worry about me jesse and he's like yeah because like she doesn't want to know about my exes and sir's like well she doesn't want you commenting on our pictures which is weird and she's like wait she said she didn't want you commenting on our pictures but i put up such good content like everyone comments on my pictures.
It's like, well, she doesn't want you commenting on our pictures, which is weird. And she's like, wait, she said she didn't want you commenting on our pictures, but I put up such good content.
Like everyone comments on my pictures. It's like a thing that we do.
And he's like, yeah, like, you know how I like go really hard on comments. And she's like, yeah.
But like, I mean, Amanda's married. Like, that's not a problem.
And Amanda's like, yeah. So you're like worried a bit.
And he's like, yeah, because obviously there's like an extreme attraction. Like we like each other enough that it's like worth exploring.
But like, I just like don't want all this to like blow up like and like deal with a breakup, you know, because she's like a little cuckoo crazy. I love her, but she's like a cuckoo crazy, jealous, weirdo person.
Right, guys? Okay. So then Amanda's checking with Kyle, who's still moping around.
He's like, it's in my head. I don't need more stress.
Lover boy doesn't need more stress. I'm only human.
So he doesn't want to fight with Paige. So he asks to have a talk.
And she's like, where do you want to go? And he's like, let's go by the dunes or something. Unless Craig's already rented them out for his own fucking purposes.
Sorry, I'm only human. I'm only human.
So they sit down at the dunes and to be continued. Yep.
So there you go. I guess that's why we couldn't remember much of what happened because nothing did happen.
They just sat down for it to be continued. Well, we'll still whip out a hour and a half episode about it

sure will thanks everyone for being here what a fun time on summer house next week's summer house will be in cincinnati so uh catch us there and we got southern charm coming up later this week and we will catch you all on our next episode thanks for me everybody Bye.

Bloop, bloop, bloop.

Kyle.

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