#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle

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Speaker 2 Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today on this wondrous Thursday, Mr.
Ronnie Carom.

Speaker 1 Hi, Ronnie. Hi, how are you?

Speaker 2 I'm good. How are you?

Speaker 1 Good.

Speaker 1 Got some gears here in your step today.

Speaker 2 I do have some extra pep because I just had a bagel. It's bagel Thursday for me, and I'm just like full of life and happiness.
And I got to talk to you about cameras before we started recording.

Speaker 2 Yeah, we had a fun time. So

Speaker 2 very excited to talk some summer house today. Before we do that,

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Speaker 1 Yeah, exciting times, guys. Okay, so here we are with Summer Housing,

Speaker 1 season nine, episode four.

Speaker 1 It's a big day because it's a gender reveal. Whoa.

Speaker 2 It's a gender reveal. It's also a big deal because this is the episode where Hannah Burner makes her triumphant return to Summer House.

Speaker 2 Not in a physical form, but in spectral form, because she is haunting, she is haunting Kyle Cook this episode, and it is hilarious.

Speaker 1 Well, it's super interesting that this is her kind of come back to Summerhouse in ghost form because she's getting ripped apart right now on the internet. Have you read

Speaker 1 what

Speaker 1 happened? I didn't

Speaker 1 see this at all.

Speaker 1 Gabe and Hale

Speaker 1 were on the red carpet for the Oscars interviewing these people.

Speaker 1 And it was, you know, maybe a little cringy.

Speaker 1 And they had Megan the stallion, or as I call her, Megan the EE stallion

Speaker 1 on the red carpet. And they just couldn't shut up.
They were talking over her. And Hannah's like, oh my God, I'm going to cry.
You know, I love your music.

Speaker 1 And like, every time I listen to you, like, I listen to you when I want to fight someone. I listen to you when I want to fight someone.
And this poor lady is just like, uh-huh.

Speaker 1 And she's taking it pretty well, but they're like fanning out all over her, acting crazy. So first, they were just getting ripped apart for being bad interviewers.

Speaker 1 You know, people are like, don't put podcasters on the red carpet, which I don't know as an overall blanket statement. I don't know that that's fair.

Speaker 1 I know that you shouldn't put me on the red carpet because I'd be like, oh my God, what's your favorite color, MM? Do you think MMs really talk?

Speaker 1 Have you ever put an MM in your belly button to save it for later? Like, I'd be crazy. I would not be able to do it.

Speaker 2 I've done red carpet work before, and that was literally like I did a red carpet once and I asked Padmalakshmi, I said, I'm going to a potluck later tonight. What should I make? And she was like,

Speaker 2 Wow, I don't understand even what that is. Actually, she was really nice.
Go on, Ronnie. So,

Speaker 1 well, if you want some pot belly unluck, just cook something Gail likes.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 they were, you know, it was kind of cringy, but it was their first time, whatever. I didn't think that much of it, but there have been thread after thread about these, about these two.

Speaker 1 So then Hannah today came out with a big apology on.

Speaker 2 Which I, this is what I saw.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she came out with a big apology like, oh my God, I, you know, I met one of my idols idols and I got to speak to her. And it's always been my dream to interview her.

Speaker 1 And so I use the word fight because I guess people are, you know, inferring like a microaggression because she's, you know, she said she uses that music to fight or whatever.

Speaker 1 I mean, I would have said to fight.

Speaker 2 Taking it with violence.

Speaker 2 Yeah. I would have just

Speaker 1 too E's in your name. You know, I would have asked, I would have been dumber.
Let me just.

Speaker 2 I started to read this. I started to read it.
She posted something that was like, it's always been my dream to interview Megan Thee Stallion. And I interviewed her.
And then I just stopped reading it.

Speaker 2 Cause I was like, oh, she's just having a moment where she was like reflecting on being at the Vanity Fair. Moving on, I had no idea she was apologizing for something.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it was like her apology for microaggressions or whatever for Megan the Stallion. And I thought, wow, she's having quite a week this week.

Speaker 2 Wow.

Speaker 1 So yeah, that's what's going on with that. stuff.

Speaker 1 But yeah, just don't put me on a red carpet. That's bringing it all back to me.
Just don't ever do it. It's just not a good idea.

Speaker 1 Cause I saw that and I was like, oh no, she's probably Oprah compared to me, you know?

Speaker 2 You know what, though, gays can get away with a lot more things on a red carpet. Cause if you watch, like, this is, okay, this is what we can get away with on a red carpet.
Oh, my God,

Speaker 1 your ankle, I die.

Speaker 2 It's like a beautiful little Mount Everest, but on your foot in the best possible way. It's iconic.
If you put it sideways, it looks like the logo for Toblerone, which I know is a different mountain.

Speaker 2 But if you think about it, like, that's honestly like my favorite candy bar. And like, people be like, oh my God, I love you.
I love you. If we're gay guys, you could do it.

Speaker 2 But anyone else that's like, why are you talking about my ankle?

Speaker 1 I know. I would have been like, oh, my God, girl, you're the reason women used to have to hide their ankles because that is scandal.
That is scandal.

Speaker 1 Can I talk to your ankle?

Speaker 1 Hey, ankle. Here, put the mic up to the ankle.
Icon, mother. What do you have to say about that? What do you got?

Speaker 2 Your icon is, your ankle is a sleigh right now. Toblerone.

Speaker 1 Fuck your ankle. Like, I'm just so weird, you know? Can I run it? Matterlord.

Speaker 2 I don't know why that's where I went. But the point is this.

Speaker 2 I think we would be a disaster on the red carpet, but I think it would be fun. No,

Speaker 1 don't put that out into the universe. No, I'm not doing that.
And yeah, it is weird. No, no, no.
I'm not saying, I'm not trying to solicit it.

Speaker 2 I'm not trying to solicit it. I just think it would be fun.
It's hard, but it's fun.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like everything.

Speaker 1 Okay. Oh, God, my Botox is so wearing off.
Look how much I can move my face. This is disgusting.
This is supposed to last three months. How much am I supposed to pay for Botox?

Speaker 1 For fuck's sake, my eyebrow muscles are so, okay, I'm going to do the rest of the podcast just holding my eyebrows like this. All right, Ben.

Speaker 2 Go ahead. Sure, I'll do it too in unison as support.

Speaker 2 I mean, I need to hold my face like this for Summerhouse.

Speaker 1 It's Summerhouse Day, so let's get into it. So

Speaker 1 Sierra has just learned about the text from Kyle.

Speaker 1 And Paige has just said, you're lucky I don't buy a Loverboy and sell sell it.

Speaker 1 So now a big group is sitting outside relaxing. And Jesse's like, you know what, guys? No beef this weekend, just vibes.

Speaker 2 John's sitting there in a chair.

Speaker 2 Paige is like, I'll tell you what vibe I want.

Speaker 1 Fuck Kyle.

Speaker 2 So Kyle comes out. He hugs everyone and then rule and everything.
And Jesse's like, daddy's home.

Speaker 1 So yeah, why is Jesse like, how is it that Jesse is so young? I mean, he's so young, but he's like a divorced dad, you know, like dropping his cheerleader daughter off at like a party, a senior party.

Speaker 1 I mean, like, hey, girls, hey. Still bad, right? He's like, unbuttons one extra button before he goes in.
You know, why does he give those vibes?

Speaker 2 It's so creepy. He really does.
He really also has the vibe of like a baby born dad. Like he's ready to go into that.
Like as much as he's like, I love girls.

Speaker 2 I love, you know, you can see Jesse in like seven years walking around barbecues with a little baby strapped to his

Speaker 2 the whole time. And that's nothing wrong with it.
It's just, I really can see it, which is good because he has that sort of chest tent that he talks about.

Speaker 2 That's perfect to sort of nestle a little baby right in there, you know? But that's kind of his vibe.

Speaker 1 He's like a dad.

Speaker 1 He's going to even put that image in my head.

Speaker 2 What, a nestled baby?

Speaker 1 No, just Jesse jumping over to dad mode. I don't think I'm ready for that.

Speaker 1 This is summer house. This has taken nine years to get someone into parent mode.
I need my

Speaker 1 push me in.

Speaker 2 He's going to be one of those people that's like fuck boy fuck boy fuck boy fuck boy fuck boy suddenly dad and you'll be like wait what happened and then he'll that'll be his personality's like I was such a fuckboy but now I'm like a dad it's awesome but then he's also the dad that winds up hitting on the babysitter I mean we know the trajectory it's all right there yeah I'll be like juicy booty someone needs a diaper change someone's got juice in their booty he'll just like use the same terminology but but change the meaning

Speaker 1 yeah like in a non-creepy way he'll just take everything okay so uh they're like where's Bailey Bailey's not here this weekend, which I don't know if anyone else noticed, but they did. And Lexi's.

Speaker 2 I guarantee that's the last time they're going to ask. That's the last time we're going to hear that.
Okay, it's over.

Speaker 1 Lexi's like, she hates you. No, she's like, she's, she's having boyfriend issues, I think.

Speaker 1 So Danielle's come. Danielle's still here.
So she comes up and it's just hugs. You know, it's a lot of hugs.
Kyle's like, whoa, oh, Dave, you want a hug? We need a hug. We need a hug.

Speaker 1 She's like, I know it has been so long since I've been here. Really been working on my.
Oh, hey, everybody else. Lover boy.
Lover boy.

Speaker 1 All right, everyone. We're going to do a scavenger hunt to find out the gender of my baby.

Speaker 2 So I'm like, they are all good sports because no one even groans or rolls their eyes. And you can tell that

Speaker 2 Kyle has really pissed off Paige because she's so preoccupied being mad with Kyle, she doesn't even get to roll her eyes at this gender reveal.

Speaker 2 Because you cannot tell me that Paige likes a gender reveal.

Speaker 1 I just don't believe this on Summerhouse, a gender reveal scavenger. You want me to, you want this to believable.

Speaker 1 You want this to be believable. You need to like lose your baby and then have everybody scrambling to find your baby because that's natural.
You know what I mean for this cast.

Speaker 1 She'll just be like, oh, I lost my baby. I got on the phone at the subway.
And next thing I know, I was on the train. I was like, oh, my God, I left my baby on the bench.
Everybody find it.

Speaker 2 You know, I have to say, I've never been invited to a gender reveal and I want to be invited so that way I can not go out of protests.

Speaker 2 I feel like it's really important to send this message out in society. I cannot support a gender reveal.
I will not support one. And I don't care who it is.

Speaker 2 And I know someone will reach out to me and say, but I actually had a gender reveal. It was really fun.
I guarantee none of your guests thought it was fun and no one wanted to be there.

Speaker 1 Well, I've been to a gender reveal, but it turned out to be a circle jerk. I just didn't really understand the terminology until what colors are babies.

Speaker 1 It's like food comes out and it's a girl.

Speaker 1 Like, oh, so I guess this is a gender reveal, huh? They're like, no, actually, that has to do with dyed smoke.

Speaker 1 Oh, sorry. Sir, please put your penis away.
This is

Speaker 1 the colour of the cake. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 speaking. Lindsay's like, the whole point and purpose of celebrating this is because I just spent such a long time.

Speaker 2 And then she like just burps saying, sorry, I just spent a lot.

Speaker 1 Things just happened in pregnancy. Anyway,

Speaker 1 I just spent a long time hiding this and and now I want to celebrate as much as I can.

Speaker 2 Sure. Okay, fine.

Speaker 2 I don't know.

Speaker 1 So then I feel like it's like hiding sexuality. It's like hiding anything else.
It's like, you know, when you finally come out of the closet, you're just like, give it over.

Speaker 1 You know, where's the nearest wiener factory? You know, you're just like, I'm so gay. Oh my God, Chapel Road.
I love Chappelle Rone. I love Cher.

Speaker 1 I love Cher too. Have you ever seen Big Business? I'm like,

Speaker 2 I'm tearing up my Lincoln Park posters.

Speaker 2 Putting up Chapel Road. Road.

Speaker 1 Just do it all at one time.

Speaker 1 It took me so long to get here. Although it only took me till I was 15.
But I was still really excited.

Speaker 1 Hence the gender reveal party I told you about earlier. Okay, so next up,

Speaker 1 Danielle's like,

Speaker 1 I feel like a gender reveal usually includes the baby daddy for one.

Speaker 1 You know, I mean, I just spent such a long, you know, Turner, like, I don't think Turner's coming to this. In fact, I know he's not coming to this.
But you know who is? Her ex-fiancé.

Speaker 1 So maybe she's just trying to rub it in Carl's face. Shut the fuck up, Danielle.
Do you have any loyalty to anybody on this show?

Speaker 1 Don't start shaming somebody because I'm glad that she didn't bring fucking Turner to this. And I'm glad she's going to raise that damn baby alone.
What kind of lady are you? Leave her alone. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And Ted Turner's old.

Speaker 2 He doesn't have time to go to these things. So I say,

Speaker 1 is he still with us? He's still popping out children.

Speaker 1 Men will still get the baby till they're 90 years old. Al Pacino.

Speaker 2 Yeah,

Speaker 2 here's what I got to say. I don't think that Lindsay's doing this to rub it in Carl's face.
She's doing it to rub it in America's face because she's been trying to have this baby for so long.

Speaker 2 And so I don't like a gender reveal. I think it's excessive and annoying and stupid.
And like no one, like you have to force enthusiasm for something you don't inherently care that much about.

Speaker 2 It's like, okay, great. But that being said, Lindsay's been trying to

Speaker 2 get pregnant for a long time. And so she is, she does want to milk it.
And I get it because that's what Lindsay does.

Speaker 2 And so for Danielle, who knows Lindsay Lindsay so well, to think that Lindsay might actually be doing this from a place of passive aggression, I think it's actually pretty shitty of Danielle.

Speaker 2 She knows she's not, it's not from a place of passive aggression. It's from a place

Speaker 2 of wanting a huge amount of attention. That's it.

Speaker 1 Well, Lindsay's not passive aggressive anyway. She's just straight up aggressive.
So I don't think you should ever accuse her of passive aggression. You know, she doesn't care.

Speaker 1 And if Carl doesn't like it, go home, Carl. Okay.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 2 Carl's actually pretty chill about this. I'm going to give credit to Carl.
He was, he was, he was a sport, I would say.

Speaker 1 He's still Carl. Yeah, he's Carl this season.
He's Carl 9.0.

Speaker 2 Y'all.

Speaker 1 So Lindy's like, okay, everyone, here's how it works. If you think I'm having a boy, you're gonna go stand by the blue team.

Speaker 1 If you think it's and get a blue shirt, and then if you think I'm having a girl, you're gonna stand by the girl's side and put on a pink shirt. And then there's gonna be clues and treasure boxes.

Speaker 1 You're gonna follow the clues, and then we're gonna come back to the big box. You're gonna find out what it is.

Speaker 1 And if you're wearing a blue shirt, but it's actually supposed to be pink, you'll put on a pink shirt. But if you're wearing a pink shirt, it's supposed to be blue.
You can put on a blue shirt.

Speaker 1 And then you'll know what the baby is. And then for dinner, we're gonna have something that's going to be either blue or it's going to be pink, depending on what's in the box.

Speaker 1 Because again, the rules are, you have to get into the thing.

Speaker 2 It's like, okay, we get it. Like pink and blue.

Speaker 2 Just tell me where to stand and show me a color. And then we can get this process over with.

Speaker 1 It's so heteronormative. Where's the t-shirt for taco contract? You know, where's the taco?

Speaker 1 I vote that baby's going to be a taco.

Speaker 2 Now that would be special.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 West then says, because it's a scavenger hunt. She says these clues are going to be in little treasure boxes.
West is like, is it riddles? No, they're just going to tell you where to go next.

Speaker 2 Of course, it's a scavenger hunt, you idiot.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so they get their clues and they run around figuring out where stuff is. And Carl's like, oh, yeah, I mean, it's a little weird.
Yeah, sure.

Speaker 1 It's like a little weird, you know, but I'm just going to be happy and supportive because I'm Carl 9.0. And it's important for me to just be like in good spirits, you know?

Speaker 1 Because like last summer, I did not have a fun time.

Speaker 1 And then we cut back to a scene from last summer where he's like, you start insulting me and then telling me I'm literally doing drugs. I will not allow that.

Speaker 1 No, why are you yelling? Why are you yelling?

Speaker 1 Maybe you can help me understand. I don't know.

Speaker 1 Oh, can I be upset? You're always allowed to be upset. Why am I not allowed to be upset?

Speaker 1 Well, why can't I be upset too? Like, maybe I can understand. If you lower your fucking dome.

Speaker 1 Take a fucking lap.

Speaker 1 By the way, that's important for me to have vibes, guys. Good vibes.
Good vibes, guys. Like, what am I going to do? Sit in the corner and go, like, I don't want to be a part of this.

Speaker 1 Well, you just spent the last two years doing it. I don't know why it would be any different now.

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Speaker 2 I have a big announcement, guys.

Speaker 2 My coffee, I'm drinking cold brew today, and I didn't want to say anything, but my cold brew is pregnant and I want to do a gender reveal. If the straw is blue, it's the coffee boy.

Speaker 2 If it's pink, it's a girl. Ladies and gentlemen,

Speaker 2 it's a girl. It's a girl.
I've got a pink straw, everyone. Congratulations,

Speaker 1 heteronormative coffee.

Speaker 2 My coffee already wants to dress like a princess because that's what society told my coffee to do. So we're just so happy for it.

Speaker 1 So happy.

Speaker 1 What's that?

Speaker 1 I'm not really sure if it's boy or girl, but my baby definitely loves a little mermaid already. So So who can see?

Speaker 1 Wait, what's that?

Speaker 2 You want to dress like Elsa for Halloween? Sure. Anything for you, Coffee.

Speaker 1 My baby, we just got a sonogram and my baby is wearing a poncho and a headband. My baby officially identifies as an art teacher.
Okay. So we're just going to go with that.

Speaker 2 Don't buy art teacher's name. And

Speaker 2 just to,

Speaker 2 Just you saying that it's so funny because my art teacher in elementary school, her name was Pepper Crowfoot.

Speaker 1 Pepper Crowfoot.

Speaker 1 Guess what? Mine, well, my speech and debate teacher is not really art, but it was my art. It still is.

Speaker 1 And let me give you a speech to describe how much it meant to me. Her name was Norma Garrett, which is the same as Facts of Life.

Speaker 1 And I ended up moving it like her ghost kicked out when I was 15 when I came out of the closet. Look at how this is becoming a, I came out of the closet when I was 15 Episode.

Speaker 1 Guys, let's all pull out our wieners.

Speaker 2 Do you know what my speech in debate teacher's name was? Diane von Furstenberg.

Speaker 1 Wow. Okay.

Speaker 1 She's like, okay, let me teach you how to give a speech. Wrap dress.

Speaker 2 Here's what you do. You make your point, then you say, that's a wrap.
And then you wink. And then you say, get it.

Speaker 1 It works every time.

Speaker 2 Thank you,

Speaker 2 guest speaker, Diane von Furstenberg, for coming into

Speaker 1 my class.

Speaker 1 So the first clue is go to the place Kyle likes to cry. Kyle's tears are like God.
They're omnipresent. You could go anywhere and there should be a box because that man literally cries everywhere, but

Speaker 1 it's his car. So I guess they're like, it's your car, right?

Speaker 1 Another clue is when Lindsay needed a break last year, where did she go without any fear?

Speaker 2 The front gate. That's the front gate.

Speaker 2 So they go to the front gate.

Speaker 1 I follow it.

Speaker 2 And then

Speaker 2 the next one is, they're still looking for places that Kyle cries because he cries everywhere.

Speaker 2 And then

Speaker 2 they're realizing they have different clues. They're just like running all around.
Here's another clue. Go to the place the bed bugs love to stay at their favorite spot every night, every day.

Speaker 1 And Amanda's like, my room,

Speaker 2 home of the bed bugs, Amanda's room.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Then, let's see, they're running around looking for the next clue. And this is where the boys whip out their cocks, find the clue, and it will take you to the box.

Speaker 2 So then they're like, okay, where do they like to pee? What did you say?

Speaker 1 The backyard. That's where they pee, right? But Kyle, and I like that Kyle said, but I pee over the railing.
Well, I guess I pee everywhere.

Speaker 1 Where do I pee the most? And if he's probably so drunk when he does it that it took the girls to find it, right?

Speaker 2 Yeah, exactly. So they find it, and it turns out, okay, so they get to the box, and the pink team gets to the box, and they open up the box, and it's pink.

Speaker 1 It's this pink balloons. It's going to be a little girl.
Yay!

Speaker 1 Now everyone has to wear pinks at dinner. Oh, I should have worn my pink shirt, Ronnie.

Speaker 2 I forgot again to wear my new pink shirt in honor of Lindsay's baby reveal.

Speaker 1 I wore my light blue shirt because I'm team blue.

Speaker 2 Well, I'm upset because I literally just made a pink shirt and it could have been thematically appropriate for this episode.

Speaker 1 We can press stop if you put it on. No one's going to stop you.

Speaker 1 So she, you know, it's going to be a girl. And they look deeper into the box and they're like, oh my God, it's a box of condoms.
So that was nice.

Speaker 1 They look even deeper.

Speaker 2 They're like, wait a second.

Speaker 1 Is this a Marshalls commercial in here? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Wait, Marshalls is selling Plan B boxes now? What the hell?

Speaker 1 So Amanda's like, oh my God, my tummy hurts from running gun.

Speaker 1 And there's a chef there so he's gonna make them some dinner and stuff which you know look that's great i would prefer to hire somebody to clean this shit up and that's a lot of people to clean up after if i'm gonna spend the money i'm getting a maid Yeah, yeah, I agree.

Speaker 2 So Kyle and Carl are talking outside and Kyle's like, so, bro, was that weird for you?

Speaker 1 He's like, well, it was a little awkward, but like, I'm also like happy for her. I was like, it was a good exercise.
And it's just like, you know, I'm just like looking forward to like some closure.

Speaker 2 Honestly, I just like, you know, it was like, weird. I just like didn't know how to even say anything because like I just really didn't know.
I like didn't want to make it weird.

Speaker 2 So like, oh, it's like, yeah, man. Like, well,

Speaker 2 it makes it a very clean next chapter. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 So, yeah, Mo, yeah, totally.

Speaker 1 I'm not really involved in any of this. I just have one question.

Speaker 1 Has Lindsay called her baby cocaine baby yet? Because

Speaker 1 it was really rough. Trying to let it go.
Trying to let it go.

Speaker 2 What was Carl saying last episode or two episodes ago when he was like, he came up with an excuse for why he didn't say hi to Lindsay?

Speaker 1 He's like, oh, I'm just like not sure if,

Speaker 2 I'm not sure if she's ready to hear from AR.

Speaker 1 Some bullshit like that.

Speaker 2 It's so ridiculous.

Speaker 1 So they've checked in and now Carl is showing Carl his phone. He's like, can't you believe this?

Speaker 1 And we see the headline that says, Hannah Berner claims ad for Loverboy, competitor, led to summer house firing. Which is so silly because it's like

Speaker 1 Hannah still hasn't watched that season. She's like, must have been the ad.
Must have been the ad. And Carl's like, yeah, I was going on a podcast talking shit about me and my business.

Speaker 1 And she's saying publicly that I got her fired. I mean, what the fuck, man? Carl's like, oh, y'all, that really sucks.
That really sucks.

Speaker 1 He's like, yeah, because I value and put so much trust into my friendship with Paige. And I'm like, she's always played Switzerland, which I kind of respect.
But you know what?

Speaker 1 At some point, you got to choose. You know? I mean, it's fucking ridiculous.
Like, where do you stand in this? You know, are you the little hot chocolate bitch? Are you for watches?

Speaker 1 Switzerland fight, Switzerland fight.

Speaker 2 Like, at some point, are you like halls of medicine or Ricola, right?

Speaker 2 So, um,

Speaker 2 by the way, she literally does not have to choose. There's no reason why she has to choose right now.

Speaker 2 She is doing the most sane thing, which is navigating her relationship with one work colleague and another work colleague.

Speaker 2 And the other work colleague is she's closer with and arguably more successful with. So, the fact that she's she's being so nice to you is a privilege.

Speaker 1 I'd just say stop being such a wuss. If you've got a problem with Hannah doing this, fucking call Hannah.
Like, why are you such a wuss about it? Like, why do you need such a proxy to do it?

Speaker 1 Stop crying. I mean, listen, spoiler alert.
Kyle spends the rest of the episode. He's crying more than half of this episode.
Like, get the fuck over it. Grow up, brah.
Jeez.

Speaker 2 I also guarantee

Speaker 1 your ankle. So sorry.
Go ahead, man. Your ankle's hot right now.

Speaker 2 I also am going to wager to believe that 95% of the viewing audience

Speaker 2 either

Speaker 2 was not aware of Hannah's interview, or if they had read it, they were like, oh, maybe

Speaker 2 interesting theory and moved on with their lives. They literally didn't care.

Speaker 2 Maybe there were some people who have, maybe there's some like Die Hard Giggly Squad fans who have pestered Kyle, but like.

Speaker 2 You know, he's really blowing this. He's actually amplifying this theory by bringing it onto the show right now.
Yeah. I'm going to sneeze.
I'm going to sneeze out a protest.

Speaker 1 I'm going to just protest means.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 You did.

Speaker 2 I was going to try to do it off camera, but I couldn't touch the buttons quickly enough.

Speaker 1 He's like, well, you know, I'm trying to give her leeway because, like, I know she can't control people on their life saved, but like, I was her, you know, like her friends going on podcasts, talking shit about me and my business.

Speaker 1 And like, I was just spiraling. I was like rage texting Paige, you know, I think I boiled over.
I think I boiled over, bro. Oh, well, hopefully she's not mad at you because wow.
Wednesday date.

Speaker 1 Like on my, when I die, on my gravestone, it's going to say, here lies cocaine Carl. Took me on a Wednesday date.
Like, this shit haunts you forever.

Speaker 1 Y'all.

Speaker 2 So now Lindsay and Danielle are setting up dinner.

Speaker 1 And this is so you.

Speaker 1 And then

Speaker 2 Rul is,

Speaker 2 he's.

Speaker 2 Just he's asking about like what to wear and everything because he's like, we're not dressing in pink and blue anymore, right?

Speaker 1 She's and Lexi's like, yeah, because like now we know.

Speaker 2 So now we're like all dressing in like pink.

Speaker 2 And then Wes is sweaty. That's the update.
And then Danielle

Speaker 2 and Lindsay are.

Speaker 1 Nothing new news.

Speaker 1 Wes. Nothing new news.

Speaker 2 Wes is sweaty.

Speaker 1 Lindsay's like, oh my God, can you imagine this child's first birthday? It's going to be like a ming thing.

Speaker 2 I can't imagine it. And it's going to be.

Speaker 1 It's going to be wild.

Speaker 1 It's going to be a lot. Sounds fucking malacious.

Speaker 1 I think that baby is going to be chain smoking by the time its first birthday.

Speaker 1 One can only hope.

Speaker 1 Meet me at Pizza Beach. We got some business to discuss.

Speaker 2 What about?

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 2 We got to talk about things over at Julan.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 Hampton social.

Speaker 1 So Wes doesn't have any food. So he goes straight to the food and just starts eating it in secret and like looking at the cameras as he kind of chows it down.

Speaker 1 And Danielle and Lindsay are getting ready and being cute. And then Lindsay goes to the kitchen and Kyle and Amanda are reading the phone.
And Amanda's like,

Speaker 1 Lindsay, Turner texted you. And Kyle and I are both so nosy.
And we were like reading it. And he's like, wow, wow.
We just like lit up. It's like, are we saying his name?

Speaker 1 Or like, are we not saying his name, Lindsay? Like, are we allowed to say Turner?

Speaker 2 Turner. Danielle is.

Speaker 1 Did I do it? Yes.

Speaker 2 Danielle says, yeah, are we allowed to say Turner? Because I was going to be like, BDT, baby daddy Turner.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 2 because it's like

Speaker 2 saying Turner, that's like a funnier way of saying Turner. Anyway, club send it tonight, guys.
Meet you in the living room.

Speaker 1 God, Danielle, how did they ever let you go?

Speaker 1 Uh, so Lindsay's like, Oh, I know it's kind of strange that, like, my ex-feoncer, my ex-fiancé is there, and not my real fiancé, but like, you know, what I've never been with anyone so private.

Speaker 1 It's just like, oh, strange.

Speaker 1 Sorry,

Speaker 1 sorry, things happen.

Speaker 1 Sorry, it's a little burp.

Speaker 2 So, anyway, now everyone's getting ready for dinner. And West again is talking about how he hasn't eaten any food.
And he's still going back to that buffet table.

Speaker 2 And then Danielle and Kyle and Imril are in the, they're all like gathering. And Danielle is talking about how she loves everyone's outfits and stuff.
And then Lindsay's like offering some champagne.

Speaker 2 She offers some champagne to, she says to Carl, by the way, there's some champagne there if you want.

Speaker 1 And he's like, oh, really? Is it NA? NA, not.

Speaker 1 She's like, yeah.

Speaker 2 So, all right, thank you. Thank you for being soft.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's a sweet moment. Yeah, thank you.
That was like the softest you've ever been. Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 Thanks for the champagne.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Yeah, it's a tender champagne.
I need tender bubbles.

Speaker 1 What's odd is that now we're both na again. We're both NA.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 we actually are kind of vibing right now. Oh, nah, nah.
Tiny bubbles.

Speaker 2 Tiny bubbles. Shout out to Don Ho.

Speaker 1 Tiny Bubbles. Shout out Hoku.

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 you know,

Speaker 1 everyone's complimenting the decorations and stuff. There's so much pink stuff.

Speaker 1 And then there's some cheersing with Danielle and Emerald. Danielle totally wants Emerald.
I don't care what anybody says. She's like, yeah, tell me more about it.
Tell me more about it, Emerald.

Speaker 1 We do this episode.

Speaker 2 You're telling me?

Speaker 2 The woman who hooked up with the balloon guy is now hot for some other random dude.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Danielle wants the D.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Danielle.
I'm just, it's, it's a strong, it's, it's vibes, guys. And he's like, hey, here's to a great weekend, everybody.
And she's like, yo, welcome to the house. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 We love sex swings here. Don't we, guys? Don't we? Don't we?

Speaker 2 God, it feels so good to be back. God, I can't believe that one week I was away from this house.
It's just been, the world's changed.

Speaker 1 So now Danielle's talking to Jesse at the sink and she's like, oh, she's doing dishes or something. She's like, oh my God, touch your shoulders before.

Speaker 1 And I was like, oh, my God, I guess I shouldn't do that.

Speaker 1 Cause like before when we were outside, I mean, I just met Lexi and you're like, that's so awkward because like you guys were together, but like I'm touching her boyfriend.

Speaker 1 Like I want to be, you know, like I want to be respectful and everything, you know?

Speaker 2 Yeah, it was just like sort of weird because I felt bad when I touched your shoulder because I was like, I shouldn't touch a shoulder in front of someone who is here as part of a social studies project to learn what adults do.

Speaker 2 And then I realized, no, she's actually part of the house. So it was weird.
I shouldn't have touched you in the first place. My bad.

Speaker 1 He's like, well, yeah, but if that's not okay, then I'm like seriously worried. And you know what? I'm not sure that it is okay.
So

Speaker 1 listen, why is he already painting this girl out to be psycho?

Speaker 1 Now, she's not really helping it with like being jealous after the first week and stuff, but he could have avoided all of this by just saying, okay, you don't want to have sex until we're dating.

Speaker 1 Then let's just not have sex yet and take it slow. Like, what's the harm with just like getting to know someone? Is your penis really that?

Speaker 1 Like, I must be, you know, you've already had like three other girls on the line. So, why couldn't you just say, okay, well, then let's just kind of take it slow and not, you know, not bang yet.

Speaker 2 But also, like, look, you know, jealousy is never an attractive trait. I'm not going to, what I'm about to say is not in support of jealousy.

Speaker 2 But why is it that you're allowed to love bomb and smother someone with affection? And that's like actually okay.

Speaker 2 But then when she's like, when she gets jealous, that's not okay.

Speaker 2 the point is you guys are both like overdoing it and you both need to chill out and move on and relax and put those tongues to rest for a moment i hope they break up quickly are they still together i need to know should i look at that i hope not i mean they're sowing the seeds the show is sowing the seeds for classic fuckboy behavior which is like whoa like she's crazy like i i think here's what it is

Speaker 2 I guess what I was trying to articulate before is that like, oh, he's now going to paint her as almost a crazy. Oh, she's so jealous.
Wow. She's so jealous.

Speaker 2 Like how crazy she is you're the one who love bombed her you're the one who aggressively pursued this and we're and like established a tone of like we are like intensely in love right off the bat and then you're like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa look how crazy she's acting she's acting like we're intensely in love i do not stand for this

Speaker 1 i do not stand for this take a stand okay so here's what i typed in r

Speaker 1 J E S S. And then a bunch of things popped up that said, are Jesse and Lexi still together? That's the first Google result.
You know what?

Speaker 1 I'm so proud of us america you know i know it looks like we're going down the drain right now in a lot of respects but i still believe i look at our search algorithms and i still believe

Speaker 1 what was the first thing you typed in you typed in r a r e the word r and then j e s

Speaker 1 and it popped up immediately oh my god yeah

Speaker 2 same are jesse and lexie lexi still together there's also are jess and harry still together and are jess and sammy still together oh jess and sammy ew gross Love Island reference.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay. Well, I'm not going to look at it because I don't want to be spoiled.

Speaker 2 Honestly,

Speaker 2 you can't be spoiled by two pieces of people who are already spoiled themselves. Just the curdled milk of people.

Speaker 1 So let's see here. So Jesse's like, oh, this is very different from every other relationship, you know, because like I'm rusty, you know, and she said she's jealous.

Speaker 1 And I'm willing to change, guys, really, you know, but hopefully for the better. But I just don't want to change who I am in my character, like for someone I just met.

Speaker 1 But why does your character have to be, you know, banging a ton of people? Now,

Speaker 1 as far as the flirting with the housemates and stuff, he should just say, that's my friendship. Fine, right? What do you think?

Speaker 2 What character, and what personality does Jesse actually have beyond smiling?

Speaker 1 He makes up songs about himself. That's something.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and he sort of speaks like this a little bit. That's like his personality.
He smiles. So then everyone's gathering at the table at long last and Carl is like, okay,

Speaker 1 loose it up. Loose it up, Carl.

Speaker 2 He's making jokes and Sierra's like, she's like, by the way, Carl, are you wearing white pants? Like, I am, but they're baggy as fuck.

Speaker 1 So they're like, legit. It's weird.

Speaker 2 It's weird having like an extra centimeter.

Speaker 2 I don't know what to do with all this baggy space. It's like you could put an airplane in there or so much space.

Speaker 1 It's wild actually being here for a summer where my balls are actually producing sperm again. It's crazy.

Speaker 2 There's fabric that's not touching one millimeter of my calf, and it's very strange.

Speaker 1 I practically write a skateboard now.

Speaker 2 My pants are not elk. So then Lindsay is like, hi,

Speaker 1 hi, everyone. Okay, everyone, everything.
This is like pink food.

Speaker 2 So, like, thank you for participating in my entertainment, which was watching you guys run around the house.

Speaker 1 So, guys, please enjoy my pink food.

Speaker 2 I did not actually see what they were eating, but what

Speaker 2 I want pink food is pink.

Speaker 1 How do we feel about

Speaker 1 pink food?

Speaker 2 Because like, for instance, orange food tends to be delicious. Almost everything orange is great.
And brown food, too. Brown food is really good, even if it's ugly.
And green.

Speaker 1 But pink, what do we have in pink? Paniela pota. Crab legs.

Speaker 2 So those are pink. Oh, that's good.

Speaker 1 And they had some pasta with some like cream sauce, like some red green panella pottery.

Speaker 2 That's good too.

Speaker 1 And that's all I really noticed. But I mean, I guess, what are you going to have? Like some watermelon, you know, that's maybe a little bit overripe or underripe.
I guess it'd be pink.

Speaker 1 Some sad watermelon.

Speaker 1 I got everyone's sad watermelon in honor of pink.

Speaker 1 Worse, I think, what would you do if it was blue?

Speaker 1 What would you do if it was a baby?

Speaker 1 What would you do if it was?

Speaker 1 All right, everybody. We're just having expired cheeses.

Speaker 2 It would be blue cheese. It'd be blue cheese and blueberry shit.
And then I don't know where that gets you, really.

Speaker 1 Some completely raw, you know, stained. Purple cauliflower, maybe? Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 You're just fucked at that point. You just give up.

Speaker 1 So I think you remember the meaning of my gender thing.

Speaker 1 It means so much to me. And so everybody's congratulating her, but it's a gender reveal, and nobody here has any interest in this.
So it becomes super quiet.

Speaker 1 So then Carl's like, okay, well, what are we going to name her? That's my question.

Speaker 1 I think we should name her Sendan. Sended.

Speaker 2 And Paige is like, Lindsay, are you going to take my name a suggestion into consideration? I think you should because I have great taste.

Speaker 2 And she's like, um, well, we actually have a name that we really like. And Paige is like, oh, really?

Speaker 1 We do.

Speaker 2 Better than Hortense. That was my choice.

Speaker 1 And she's like, yes, we do.

Speaker 2 And so Kyle's like, Paige, Paige, what was your name suggestion? Paige, Paige. She goes, Dale.

Speaker 2 And by the way, I support it if only to keep the memory of Tinsley Mortimer's mother on Bravo alive and well.

Speaker 1 That baby is going to come out and be like, feed me, honey. Not with that thing.
Get me a bottle for Christ's sake.

Speaker 2 Now, I know I'm a newborn, but I just want to say, mother, when you look at me, don't think about your expired youth because that went away a long time ago.

Speaker 1 So let me give me something you're not going to use.

Speaker 1 Any more eggs? How about that?

Speaker 1 Kyle knows that he's in trouble, right? Because Paige is ignoring him and won't answer him and won't look at him and stuff. He has to really try to get that answer out.

Speaker 1 So he's starting to like, you know, his eyes get really wide and he starts doing his like internal freak out of like being confronted over things that happened when he was drunk.

Speaker 1 We've seen it for nine years now. So here he goes down his shame spiral.

Speaker 1 And now they're talking about, you know, they're just making little, little small talk about Lexi and her family.

Speaker 2 Paige is like,

Speaker 2 where'd you guys go to dinner last night? She goes, Pierre 16. No, I know that's the age of your peer group, but where'd you go to dinner? Pier 16.

Speaker 1 So Jesse's like, well, he started with drinks, and then we went back to her apartment, drank for probably four or five hours, and then we went to the club at like 2:30.

Speaker 1 And Kyle's like, you went to the club with their parents? This was all a parents' day. And she's like, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, her mom put on jean shorts and a blazer, and her dad was wearing all black.

Speaker 1 It was. i already commented on her mom's post uh you look hot as

Speaker 1 i want to slap your ankles with my wiener lexi got mad that you know it's something i'm working on so they're like so wait you're were they just down for the week and she's like um so my mom and my sister actually like work with me and so like in the last year they've just been here like more like just because like i need them for like meetings and like selfies and stuff and they're like so do they have like their own apartment no they just stay with me it's great and wes goes oh fuck fuck yeah it's literally like the other two i don't know if you ever saw that show but that's literally the setup of that entire show is this so lexi describes her family situation she goes my relationship with my family is like definitely closer probably than like most people like we're all friends and like we're all like business partners and we're all like family and like i don't think i've ever really partied without my mom and my sister so it's kind of like great

Speaker 1 i i would run away from it i would run like hell this sounds like bloody hell. Like, oh my God, tonight we're going to go out with my parents.
My mom's wearing short shirts and a blazer.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 we're broken up. Okay.
I'm so I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 I can't. Please.

Speaker 1 Here, just give your sister these before. Just give your sister these as a goodbye present.
Makeup wives. Okay.

Speaker 1 Thank you.

Speaker 1 I'm like, club owners know my parents' name.

Speaker 1 And I'll literally be like rolling up with my parents and they're like slay

Speaker 1 slay and like probably say every guy i've dated has met my parents like so casually because like obviously i'm always with them

Speaker 2 the power of christ compels you the power of christ compels you this girl needs an exorcism

Speaker 2 this is awful i hate everything about this look i love my parents i love my brother i love my family i love doing stuff with them but like this whole thing where she's just like

Speaker 2 she's like guys guys

Speaker 2 how awesome is my family like that's what the vibe is that she's giving and you just know like if you're gonna have a friendship with her or like date her you have to sort of be down with that whole family and like no no no

Speaker 1 no saying no to all of this you know and i know that people are close to their family but this is too much you know and you know that anytime you do anything wrong you're gonna get the mom and the sister on your ass and then later you're gonna have to have the talk with the dad where he's like you know what champ you disappointed us today all right yeah okay buddy all right, champ.

Speaker 2 Let's rethink our

Speaker 1 talking about my little girl there, buddy. Okay.

Speaker 2 Yeah,

Speaker 2 I don't like it.

Speaker 2 People shouldn't live actual sitcom lives, and that's what this is.

Speaker 2 So, Danielle, now we're back at dinner, and Danielle's like, So, would you guys consider yourselves exclusive now that you met the parents, Jessie?

Speaker 2 And he's like, Oh, Danielle, I mean, you're being so silly.

Speaker 2 I mean, I think it feels like we're both only like just pursuing each other, but like, we'll discuss and you know, let you guys know how it goes, right?

Speaker 1 she's like chewing like this big crab like she's like no do it right now no right now anyone

Speaker 1 but wait guys

Speaker 1 well what's up with you guys by the way and page oh you know same old same old why don't you ask kyle what's up he has he's had a lot to say this week and you know when paige gets mad speaking of cartoons because i was i was actually studying paige's eyebrows yesterday because i was like what's happening with her eyebrows why is one curved and then one's in a triangle but then as the episode went on and my study continued i realized they're actually both curved but she has such an anger eyebrow that it will go completely

Speaker 1 angular

Speaker 1 one was curved and then the other was completely in a triangle and she was like uh yeah ask kyle about it he's had a lot to say this week and car's like uh

Speaker 1 so

Speaker 1 you're upset uh she's like yeah Yeah, Kyle. About,

Speaker 1 you rage texting me last week talking about Hannah and Craig?

Speaker 1 She starts getting the accent once she gets to get her accent. She did.

Speaker 2 It really came out real strong. And so Paige is like, my best friend and my boyfriend.
And Kyle's like, cause somehow you're in the, and guess what? Somehow you're in the middle of it all again.

Speaker 2 She's like, how am I in the middle? I said nothing, Kyle.

Speaker 1 Well, I was hurt that your business partner is still out there lying about why she's no longer in the house. Okay.
Then that's just what happened. She's like, well, it's two different experiences.

Speaker 1 You'll never agree. It doesn't matter because you guys aren't going to be friends, so it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 Well, we all know that Kyle did not get Hannah fired.

Speaker 2 Hannah used to be part of our summers, and I was really good friends with her and Paige, but unfortunately, Hannah and Kyle had a big falling out, which in turn affected me.

Speaker 1 Kyle.

Speaker 2 And we see flashbacks of Kyle and Hannah fighting over garbage. What a fun So then Amanda is just basically saying that her worst nightmare would be if this affected her relationship with Paige.

Speaker 2 And Paige is like, I don't even care about the Hannah stuff. What I'm saying is that history is repeating itself again, but it's just a new player.
And now it's Craig.

Speaker 2 And now you aren't going to be friends. And it's again, me and Amanda there to pick up the pieces.
And I'll be damned if I let what happened to Hannah and Amanda happen to me and Amanda.

Speaker 2 And I'll also be damned if you catch me. Wearing tight jeans.
They're out right now. Loose jeans.
They're in.

Speaker 1 Oh, good. Hit it.
Nailed nailed it nailed it

Speaker 1 listen the way craig went about it hurt me okay there's multiple eyes multiple eyes to be honest you know what that did to loverboy sock you know people who drink loverboy are really worried about my personal reputation and what anna burger says uh she's like what what was craig supposed to do you know he went about it in the right way kyle he told you he was doing it and then he did it

Speaker 2 But he didn't say he was doing it. He said they approached me, and none of the things you said is true about me.
And Kyle said that he thought he had an opportunity to talk to him about it in between.

Speaker 1 And then he was like, I don't know.

Speaker 2 And then also, it was claimed that he gave me a chance at calendar and he asked if you could invest in Loverboy. And I said, just give me a second to come with a proposal.

Speaker 2 And then Sierra's like, okay, well, I would invest with you guys if you gave me the opportunity to. Yeah.

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Speaker 5 You're standing on the beach when you notice something strange. The horizon doesn't look right.
At first, all you can see is a thin white line stretching as far as your eyes can see.

Speaker 5 Then, the line starts to rise. But it's not the horizon at all.

Speaker 1 It's a wave, a 30-foot wall of water.

Speaker 5 And it's racing straight toward you. On the day after Christmas in 2004, a 9.1 magnitude earthquake hit off the coast of Indonesia, triggering a devastating tsunami.

Speaker 5 It struck Thailand without warning. No alarms, no cell phone alerts, no evacuation.
In this season of Against the Odds, experience one of the deadliest natural disasters in history.

Speaker 5 through the perspectives of those who did everything they could to survive. Follow Against the Odds on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts.

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