#2744 Summer House S09E03: UnDiplo-matic Relations

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Speaker 1 So how'd you feel? How are you feeling today, man?

Speaker 2 I'm feeling great. It's Thursday, which means that when we're done with this podcast, I'm going to go get a bagel.
And I'm like really, really, really excited about it.

Speaker 2 And I'm going to try a new bagel place. So I'm excited about that.
And, you know, Summerhouse. I mean,

Speaker 2 you know, like here we are. Summerhouse is so, you know, I love this show.
I will always love this show.

Speaker 2 These,

Speaker 2 this, this girl, Lexi, she is trying me. And I don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing because I am rolling my eyes so hard with this girl.

Speaker 2 And then at the same time, I think, but isn't that what we tune in for? Don't we come to these shows to have idiots make us just cringe and scowl? So I don't know.

Speaker 2 I think I'm landing on, I'm feeling great.

Speaker 1 How about you?

Speaker 1 Well, as far as Lexi goes, you know, she's kind of a ding-dong, but I love a ding-dong. And I've had this girl as my friend multiple times in my life.

Speaker 1 And we'll always have this kind of archetype of a girl as my friend. I just think they're so fun.
Just someone who's like, I'm just going to jump in no matter what. Who cares if it hurts me?

Speaker 1 You know, now they're the ones I pick up from jail usually at some point in their lives because they've gone crazy and put a brick through someone's windshield. But I mean, she's a dodo bird.

Speaker 1 I like her. The guys that are making me crazy are the two guys.
For me, it's Wes and Jesse.

Speaker 1 Jesse, especially, is just because I already knew Wes was such a douchebag and we got little hints of douchebag from Jesse, but Jesse's just so groaty to me.

Speaker 1 He's just the worst and he's the worst qualities. in a man that that like

Speaker 1 charm you charm your pants off literally and then be like

Speaker 1 but wait i think we're moving a little fast get your dick out of me then how about that How about get your dick?

Speaker 1 I don't understand when it became so crazy to expect that if you're fucking someone, they're not fucking half the town, you know.

Speaker 1 And I'm saying that as a gay person, our natural state, a lot of us, is fucking half the town.

Speaker 1 But like, if you're, if you're hooking up with someone, I don't think it's so crazy to be like, I don't want to be hooking up with you plus all of the other Petri dishes that you've been stuck sticking your penis in, sir.

Speaker 1 You know, I don't think that that's equal to asking for marriage. So that's where I am.
I'm starting with some man race, some male rage.

Speaker 2 Yeah, we, I think we said last season that Jesse really was benefiting from the fact that all of his hookups happened with people who are outside the house and sort of like after hours.

Speaker 2 And we predicted that, you know, as soon as he starts going after someone that's in the house, he's going to have his douchebag season. And I think he's on his way.
He's laying the foundation.

Speaker 2 He's doing the good boys thing. He's being cute and sweet and flirty.

Speaker 2 But we

Speaker 2 definitely can see that the bottom is going to fall out of this situation very soon.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So we start start with this 4th of July party, and Bailey is blowing up a balloon with confetti inside of it, and then accidentally breathes some of it in.
I mean, who does that?

Speaker 1 Who breathes back in balloon air? You shouldn't do that when there's not confetti in there. Stop breathing in balloon air.
And then she's like, oh my God, I wasn't ready for that.

Speaker 1 And I was like, well, you would be if you'd ever hooked up with a guy in this house because you know that's how they are. You know, they don't even give any kind of warning.
You're lucky you left.

Speaker 2 Confetti sploooge.

Speaker 2 They, uh, yeah, this maybe explains why we don't see her really anymore for the rest of the season, we predict, because maybe she inhaled too much confetti and Brahma was like, she's a liability, legal liability.

Speaker 2 Just scrap her, scrap her.

Speaker 1 She got confetti lung and had to like be.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's the second leading cause of death in Appalachia. So then we go to Wes in his room and he's like hanging out with Jesse.
And well, he's knocking on the bathroom door.

Speaker 2 Jesse's like, I'm pooping. And he's like, oh, really? He's like, well, we talked.
He's like, no way, dude. Whatever.
There's just pooping.

Speaker 1 Just keep him in the room. And you know, Wes wants a gold medal for going into someone's room and going, Are you mad at me?

Speaker 1 He's like, Good job, bro. He's like, Well, she wasn't that mean.
I mean, I think because we're like, cool. Well, I mean, not really cool, but she didn't abuse me again.

Speaker 1 You're so poor, poor little guy. Put a shirt on, sir.
Okay. Put a shirt.
Yeah. I actually feel sorry for Wes because the internet's been so mean about his nipples.
My God, are we nipple shaming?

Speaker 1 What the hell?

Speaker 2 I didn't even notice his nipples did we are um i didn't until someone sent us a hideous vote like drawing of like an exaggerated

Speaker 1 yeah that's i didn't need to see that

Speaker 2 i didn't need to see that um it was just like big

Speaker 2 cartoon nipples and the it was stuff coming it was it was too much it was too visceral it was too visceral A lot of those drawings are really intense for me. I'm not going to lie.

Speaker 2 I am just like, when I see them, I'm like, ugh.

Speaker 2 They remind me of what was was that puppet show from the 80s? Um,

Speaker 1 it was like, I don't know, puppets always scared me.

Speaker 2 Yeah, this is like the drawing form of it. It's like too much for me.

Speaker 1 You know that puppet show that puppet from like Mr. Rogers' neighborhood or whatever, where it's like the wooden, I guess they're got wooden faces.
Like

Speaker 2 wooden.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like the old, oh, they're just like creatures.

Speaker 2 Show more emotion, puppet. Show more emotion.

Speaker 1 Don't be so wooden.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Well, there was that puppet show from the 80s that was like political and they always had like a puppet of like Ronald Reagan and like Margaret Thatcher and stuff and they did like that the music video.

Speaker 2 You know what?

Speaker 2 I'm going down I'm going down a hole here and I'm gonna I'm gonna pull myself out of it. The point is Wes's nipples, they're a lot, especially in drawn form.

Speaker 1 I'm actually kind of thankful because, you know, I'm, I've got a lot of body issues and stuff like that. And I don't need to go into that.

Speaker 1 But I will say on a positive note, I've never been prouder of my nipples. I've got just little tiny baby hard nipples.
They're not like crazy big ones.

Speaker 1 I feel like if anybody was going to draw me in a horrific way, it would be a lot of other things, but my nipples would be safe. So I felt good.

Speaker 1 It was like a really good episode for nipple positivity for me.

Speaker 2 Were people, I honestly really did not pay attention to his nipples. Were people saying that like they were big? Like were they long? Were they like the areolas big? Was it like...

Speaker 1 Yeah, they're just nipple shaming. I'm like, I mean, I don't know.
I don't need to get into all the details. They all said different things.

Speaker 2 Like hamster, hamster-esque. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like hamster moms.

Speaker 1 I don't know, but it was disturbing because I had never thought to be insecure about my nipples. I mean, with everything else I've got going on, I just never even thought about that.

Speaker 1 So I had like a long, hard look at my nipples in the mirror and I was like, not so bad. I've got nipple pride.
So that was. Good for you.
Thank you. Good for you.

Speaker 2 It's been a good one. Well, Sierra then goes and tells Amanda that she had a conversation with West and she's like, do you feel better than yesterday? Do you feel good to get it off your chest?

Speaker 2 And she's like, yeah, I just feel like I can't fucking wait to meet the person I'm supposed to be with. So I can literally go and hide away on a farm.

Speaker 2 And Amanda's like, wow, maybe you've already met him at some point in your life. So I was like, okay, whatever.

Speaker 2 But then fast forward to later in the episode, there's like a moment with Sierra and Carl. And Carl's like, oh, I just got a couple of it from Sierra.

Speaker 2 I'm like, please don't sow the seed that Carl has been like, Sierra is Mr. Wright all this time.
I am just not going to co-sign this. I'm going to nip this in the bud.

Speaker 2 I am not shipping Sierra and Carl.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they better not be. I mean, I would hope that Sierra is smarter than that, but I have watched her with Austin, Wes,

Speaker 1 and

Speaker 1 who's the other one? Luke, I guess. Well, I don't know.
Do we even count Luke?

Speaker 2 Yeah, because Luke was pre-show.

Speaker 2 Either way, we've seen her. She does gravitate towards fuckboys.
And Carl, despite his like, oh, just look awkward.

Speaker 2 He is still a fuckboy through and through. And it is very

Speaker 2 hard for him to get hard.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's still a fuckboy. It's just harder for him to get it up.

Speaker 2 Of course, it's harder for me to get hard because I really pay attention to things that are soft.

Speaker 1 My priming is all soft now. So our love making

Speaker 1 a little bit different.

Speaker 1 And Sierra says,

Speaker 1 I'm just not allowed to get hard.

Speaker 1 I don't want to go off-brand.

Speaker 1 So Sierra is like, yeah, I just need to talk to my psychic. No, no more psychics on this show.
Last time you had a psychic, they said that Lindsay fucked Luke. Remember?

Speaker 1 That was that page that's like, oh my God, let's tell Hannah, let's tell everybody about the psychic.

Speaker 2 How about instead of consulting your psychic, why don't you consult your factic? And let's look at your facts, which is, don't find love on this show, and you'll be much better off. There you go.

Speaker 2 That's the facts.

Speaker 1 Yeah, get some taste. How about that? So then we go to Carl and Jesse hanging tinsel, and Paige is like, oh my God, you can't even figure out how to wrap it around the pole.
Oh my God, stupid man.

Speaker 1 And Jesse's like, we know how to work with Paul DeSorvo.

Speaker 2 So then they're setting up more things. And

Speaker 1 his teeth. Why is it his teeth? It's like every time I see them, I'm like, put your fucking teeth away.
He's just so toothed forward. He's like, oh, yeah, how to work some tensile.

Speaker 1 Put your fucking teeth away.

Speaker 2 It's like a bunch of medieval knights going to battle with those shields. So Amanda is, Amanda's giving West direction on how to hang something else.
And she can't quite get it right.

Speaker 2 And Paige is like, like, oh, I love men and their little pea brains. Guys, I think whoever loses, we do the dung tank tomorrow morning.
Like, yeah.

Speaker 2 And so that's what they're going to do. And so then Carl doesn't really have a lot going on.

Speaker 1 So basically, they're using Carl to do like the Captain Obvious posts, you know, where the people who just kind of describe what's going on in the house.

Speaker 1 So he's like, what we're doing is we're like having a contest about whether the girls can make better decorations or the guys. Soft.

Speaker 1 Glad Carl's back.

Speaker 2 We all know what's what's going on.

Speaker 2 So everyone's getting ready. And now everyone's arriving.
And

Speaker 2 Lexi does a shot. And she's like, oh my God, my nipples just went so hard.

Speaker 2 And then people are partying. And there's just like a lot of, it's like a lot of chaos.
It's like a standard summer house scene where there's like

Speaker 1 and everyone's like dancing and crazy and Carl's wearing a wiener costume because he's just kind of like wild and crazy now. He's liberated because Lindsay isn't there.

Speaker 1 And it's boys versus girls. So the boys want to win this party by dressing like hot dogs in ketchup and mustard.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Because the boys are like, the boys are led by Kyle. And Kyle's like, you know what? People want costumes.
That's what they want. People want to see Amazon costumes in real life.

Speaker 1 And then the girls actually rented stuff because, you know, Paige is more about just getting caterers to do shit. So she's like, we have a snow cone machine, beer pong, and no man nipples.
So, yeah.

Speaker 2 So then Alexia Alexia and Bailey go down like a water slide or something like that, or Bailey does. And Amanda's like, oh, to be young again.
I remember when I was in my 20s last year.

Speaker 2 And then Paige is like, it was really hard.

Speaker 1 Carl kept cheating on me.

Speaker 1 It's like, you didn't get to be a child. You had too much Kyle trauma.

Speaker 2 Yeah, she really did not. So then Paige tells us like, this is like the first summer that I feel old.
Like they feel so young and nice and like full of life.

Speaker 2 And I'm like, are you even registered to vote? Like I have like acid reflux. Like they don't, they don't even know what that is.

Speaker 1 You know, I've always considered Paige old, which is weird. And I don't mean she looks old or anything.
I mean, she's like a very pretty young lady or whatever. And she came on here super young.

Speaker 1 But I've just always thought of Paige as like a bitchy mom in the country club. Like that my mom used to hang out with back in the day.
And, you know, it's not the fanciest country club.

Speaker 1 It's like I'm from the El Paso country club, you know? But I just, those ladies drinking Franzia in the backyard, just one of them gets up and you talk about how fat fat their kid's gotten.

Speaker 1 You know, one of those. So I've always looked at her as just kind of an old country club lady.
So it's interesting that she ever really identifies as young.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I feel like she's me. Like I was 40 years old when I turned 12 and I stayed 40 years old for a really long time.

Speaker 2 Excuse me, what are your pronouns? Are they she, her, they, them?

Speaker 2 Young, younger. Thank you.

Speaker 1 My pronouns are sir, ma'am.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 now Jesse's in the kitchen with some random friends and a girl is like, who's that girl with the thong and the shorts? And it's Lexi. They're talking about Lexi.
And the girl's like, do you like her?

Speaker 1 And Jesse's like, I do like her.

Speaker 2 And they're like, oh, my God, Jesse.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God, Jesse. You found a child to follow around.
Congratulations. Okay, so then we meet the real cast.

Speaker 1 Lexi's fucking family. Girl.

Speaker 2 I know. I was so glad that we finally had a drag race crossover moment.

Speaker 1 This

Speaker 1 now this is a texas family this is a family i oh my god that sis this is a thirsty family this is a family built on thirst

Speaker 1 i'm like why why is lexi's sister coming in like she's auditioning to be on rupaul i mean she her face was like it was beyond beat i mean that what is happening over here I think that's why I got Texas from this family because it's just like blonde, makeup, you know, lips out to here.

Speaker 1 And that girl was definitely thinking, this is my first first episode on my new show, you know? And from what I hear, Lexi is somewhat of an influencer.

Speaker 1 And her, she just works with her mom and her sister. So they're like a thing.
They're like a package.

Speaker 1 And so I'm excited to see what they bring because I can guarantee you, it's going to be very thirsty.

Speaker 2 I can't even imagine life without my sister. And like with my mom, too, my mom's like my best, best, best friend.
And like growing up, I think a lot of people thought that because I was like a model.

Speaker 2 I that, you know, they thought I thought I was better than them. so kids like weren't always nice to me.
So, I think that's why I'm like so close with my family because they allow me to be myself.

Speaker 1 It's just like so hard when you're pretty, because when you're really pretty and like a model, people are so mean to you. I'm like, okay, Trevor Project, okay,

Speaker 1 it gets better looks.

Speaker 1 Go for it.

Speaker 1 God,

Speaker 1 so uh, he, Jesse is called over, she's like, Jesse, get your American ass over here

Speaker 1 Because we're from Canada.

Speaker 1 So he comes over and meets the family. And Tiffany's like, hi, nice to meet you.
I'm Tiffany. We know, Tiffany.
Girl, I knew your name before you even walked in the door.

Speaker 1 I could sense you were a Tiffany. No offense to all the Tiffany's out there.

Speaker 2 She's doing like Aida Tuturo drag. It's wild.
And so Tiffany's like, nice to meet you. And Jesse's like, hey, Tiffany, great to meet you.
Your sister likes me.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he likes me and Jesse's like I mean what's not to like and Lexi's like

Speaker 2 for you like wouldn't you look at her look at her

Speaker 1 have you ever seen such a juicy booty

Speaker 1 and we cut around to the guest partying and Carl's like hey hey everybody who voted for me are high fives for soft oh it was too hard of a high five try it again try it oh try it again try it again

Speaker 1 i'm gonna have to talk about this in the kitchen later that was that was traumatizing Anyone looking to grab a hot dog?

Speaker 2 And if you are, do you mind grabbing that hot dog a little tighter?

Speaker 1 Tighter. Tighter.
Put your weight on this hot dog.

Speaker 1 So Sierra sees Carl and she's like, oh my God, Carl, you should just keep wearing your hair like that because like new gel or grease, you know, no gel or grease or whatever you put in it.

Speaker 1 Like, I don't know. Like, I like that texture.
It's like you have good hair texture. He's like, oh my God.

Speaker 1 Sierra, like, just gave me a compliment. Like, I haven't been friends with her because like it was so hard because I couldn't be friends with any of the girls because I was dating a terrorist.

Speaker 1 But like now that I'm like allowed to be kind to women again, it's like amazing that they're like nice to me.

Speaker 1 Shut up, Carl. Yeah,

Speaker 1 Carl, you're not friends with people because you've been awful to people for years.

Speaker 1 Don't think that you forgot to be a spot.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I can be nice.
I can be nice to see her. Oh, it's like amazing.
I got a compliment. It really means so much.

Speaker 2 Everybody knows like I'm a little awkward and like I kind of am like getting my feet back under me so for like sierra to like give me a little boost it feels good like which is mossy it like feels good why do you mean you're getting your feet back under you how long do you need your feet back under you what did you ever have them under you in the first place i don't know you can get have them have your feet back under if they weren't there in the first place He needs to relax.

Speaker 2 Okay, this is too much. I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of the like kid gloves around Carl thing. You know, I applaud him for sobering up and getting his life together.

Speaker 2 But like at a certain point, you have to, you know, go out into the world. The baby fawn thing is no longer working.

Speaker 1 Poor Carl.

Speaker 1 If he wasn't with Lindsey, he would have had been friends with everybody. So then Carl's announcing, everybody, all right, you got food between boys and girls.
Boys, we got like some cool stuff.

Speaker 1 You know, we got costumes and we got a hot DJ, hot DJ. All right, Frank Sinatra mix coming up next.
45-year-old DJ over here. And Luxie's like, um, the girls have boobs in a bar.
So.

Speaker 2 then everyone, Amanda kicks everyone out. Like, this is Amanda's role.
I think the only reason why Amanda attends parties is solely so she can get the microphone and tell everyone to go home.

Speaker 2 You know, she's like, because she's not, she doesn't enjoy these parties, but she loves saying,

Speaker 2 you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.

Speaker 1 Kyle.

Speaker 2 Like, that is what she dreams of.

Speaker 1 She likes Kyle's playing as the person she wishes was at every bar that Kyle was at until four in the morning. You know?

Speaker 2 Yeah, this is.

Speaker 1 That's a magic.

Speaker 2 We're going to live out something here.

Speaker 1 She's like, Kyle, come to bed. I'm wearing my security shirt.

Speaker 2 And then

Speaker 2 everyone votes. And,

Speaker 2 okay, and guess what? The girls win. Of course, they win because it's a girls.
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Speaker 1 So now we go to Jesse's room, and um, she's taking off her shorts. Jesse's like, Can I get a picture of that?

Speaker 1 Juicy, booty.

Speaker 1 And then Carl's uh ordered pizza and wings for everybody. And um, Paige is in bed, of course, with Amanda and Sierra.
And she's like, Oh my god, what are they doing down there?

Speaker 1 Is everybody making out and falling in love? And then we cut to them, and uh, yeah, it's pretty much that. It's a bunch of old, creepy fucking guys with all the youngest girls in the house.

Speaker 1 Like, oh, wow.

Speaker 2 Jesse and Lexi are like curled up on the sofa together. And Jesse's like, I'm not good at planning trips, but I like going on them.
Really?

Speaker 1 I want to go on like Safari, like in Africa. Like, I want to learn about like.

Speaker 1 Wait.

Speaker 2 I don't even want to know what you want to learn about because I think the big problem is I just haven't had a girlfriend to go on Safari with.

Speaker 2 And then she kisses him.

Speaker 1 I'm like, like, I can't.

Speaker 1 I am kind of mad because I wanted to know the rest of her sentence. Like, I want to go on a safari like in Africa because like, I want to learn about like, I don't know, like, where do dogs come from?

Speaker 1 Where do cats come from? Why are they always fighting? Am I right?

Speaker 1 I want to go on a safari in Africa because I want to find out like what bookmarks are like in their wild and natural habitat. It's like,

Speaker 1 that's

Speaker 1 I've been to my search history, but I've never been to me.

Speaker 2 You can just have so many tabs open when you go on Safari in Africa.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 2 then,

Speaker 1 how come if I talk about a product and suddenly I'm getting ads for it all over my Facebook?

Speaker 1 Did they have Firefoxes on Safari?

Speaker 2 So Amanda's like,

Speaker 2 now they're like looking at her,

Speaker 2 at Lexi's social media. Now they're doing the background check.
And Amanda's like, she's like the hottest girl that Jesse's been with.

Speaker 2 And Paige is like, you think she dated Brooklyn Beckham and Kaye Kerber's brother? And they're like, Paige goes, good for her.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so that's why she's dating Jesse, I guess, like the

Speaker 1 storyline, which of course is why he's doing it too. You know, I don't know how you ever trust love when you find it on TV.
I don't know how you do, but they're doing it.

Speaker 1 And I think the girl's subtext there is like, wow, she's slumming it. Like, here she is now with Jesse.
Like, what happened to the Beckham? What happened to the Gerber? Come on, man. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Now you just have

Speaker 2 Jesse. You have a

Speaker 2 Solomon.

Speaker 2 So now they're all going to go say, they're all saying goodnight. Carl hugs Bailey.

Speaker 1 I love a Bailey hug.

Speaker 1 And it's amazing that I could hug Bailey because Lindsay's not here.

Speaker 1 Finally, newly on life.

Speaker 1 So Lexi is back to... Sorry, what did you say?

Speaker 2 I could finally get back on my feet. Thanks.

Speaker 1 Sorry.

Speaker 2 Didn't mean to interrupt you. I hope I didn't knock you off your feet.

Speaker 1 Normally, I have to crawl to the front door to get the pizza, but today I could walk on my feet. So thank you, Bailey.

Speaker 2 Thank you for everything. Guys,

Speaker 1 I

Speaker 2 ordered some extra pepperoni on the pizza tonight because I'm just like finally getting back on my feet. Now that Lindsay's not here, I can order extra topping.
So thanks Bailey.

Speaker 1 Thanks for helping me get back on my feet. I hope nobody was expecting Krispy Crust because I offered I ordered it soft.
Oh

Speaker 1 Does anyone want garlic knots?

Speaker 1 I used to never be able to eat them because they remind me of the knots I had in my stomach when I dealt with Lindsay. But now I'm finally getting back on my feet.

Speaker 1 So then in Lexi and Jesse's room, wherever they are, she's like, you can stay.

Speaker 1 And she tells us,

Speaker 1 obviously, we're like hitting it off really fast, but like my fear is not getting my heart broken. My biggest fear is like not living life to the fullest.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 Like I'd rather dive in head first and be like, oh,

Speaker 1 that hurt. And then it would be better than wondering like, maybe what could have happened? Like if I just gave him a chance, you know what I mean? It's like, yeah, you're young.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Soon you get what we call emotional scars. Okay.
And they teach you that when you touch a stove, or in this example, a flaming penis, there can be repercussions. You know what I I mean?

Speaker 1 So just be careful about the stoves you're putting your hands on, young lady. Don't make me come over there with my van.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I don't want,

Speaker 2 I think, Lexi Wood, you should dive into love as soon as you find it because you have not found it yet so far this season. I'm just going to tell you that right now.

Speaker 1 You're diving into a cement swimming pool

Speaker 1 with no water in it.

Speaker 2 It's a pool that sings songs. It's terrible.

Speaker 1 Get out. Oh, God.
Still thinks they're good. To this day, he's like, whoa, who would Jesse? Some of them do.
Shut up. I wish he'd shut up.

Speaker 2 Stop it. Okay.

Speaker 2 So Jesse and Lexi are in bed.

Speaker 1 It's time for important conversations.

Speaker 2 The foundation of all love. I feel like my butt used to be like bigger.
He's like, I wouldn't know. Like, I was literally looking at it.

Speaker 2 Like, it was like, maybe it's because it's, I've been doing so many steps. Like, it kind of disappeared, but like, I was kind of like, what the fuck is going on? I'm literally looking at it.

Speaker 1 Oh, it's plenty juicy.

Speaker 2 Don't worry about it. Plenty juicy.

Speaker 1 So it's the next morning, Carl wakes up and immediately spills water. He's like, oh, God.
Lindsay must be on her way back. It's awful.

Speaker 1 My music is shaking. My music is

Speaker 1 going back to the ground. Where are my feet? Where are my feet?

Speaker 2 Oh, feeling finally getting back on my feet and now those feet are stepping in a bottle.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 So Lesse, Lexi and Jake wake up. Jesse, Lexi and Jesse wake up together.

Speaker 2 Lexi. Lesse.

Speaker 1 Well, I guess their couple, what would their nickname be? Their couple name, Lexi.

Speaker 2 Jessie. It's probably going to be Jexie.

Speaker 1 Jexi. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Which is very like Brexit. But I like Lesse because

Speaker 1 Jexit.

Speaker 2 Jexit is what I would love. I'm ready for Jexit.

Speaker 1 All right. The episode title when they break up has to be Jexit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it will be. Oh, so she's like, I'm happy you're here.
And he's like, oh, you mean like in your bedroom? She's like, no,

Speaker 1 in the house and this bed.

Speaker 2 They've literally been looking at my butt. So then Sierra is like,

Speaker 2 are the guys going to do the dunk tank? I feel like there needs to be some sort of edge to it. And Amanda says that they should dump the hot dog juice in the water.
And Pitch goes, That's diabolical.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 I would have been like kerosene. I mean, come on.
There's something more diabolical than hot hot dog water. Knives, razor blades.

Speaker 1 Sierra, so they come up with their grand idea. So now they're going to get the hot dog cart water and the hot dogs.
They're pouring it into the dunk tank for the guys.

Speaker 1 So the guys see that, that they're doing it. And Carl's like, oh, the girls are pouring a hot dog water into the dunk tank.
Oh, hard, hard. That is brand hard.

Speaker 1 Oh my God.

Speaker 1 So then

Speaker 2 the girls are just like, oh, my God, I feel better about this and everything. And everyone's grossed out, et cetera.
And West is like, well.

Speaker 2 Even though it's a smidge awkward, it feels like it's way less heavy with Sierra right now. So I'm going to find Windows to be normal.
And I'm not going to try hard, but I'm not going to be here.

Speaker 2 I'm not here to be like best friends and be annoying. But like, if two ex-engaged lovers can be in the house together, then Sierra Sierra and I could be in the house together too, you know?

Speaker 2 I'm like, oh, shut up, just get in the dunk tank.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's still doing his like, oh, she's just so mean to me. Surely we can work it out.

Speaker 1 Biting my lip. Well, I wanted to invite everybody.
I'm throwing a party, okay? I'm DJing. I'm DJing, you guys.
Well, you didn't tell me about it, Carl.

Speaker 1 All right, everybody, you can't stay here, but you have to go home. Come on, Amanda.

Speaker 1 It's in the morning. Still.

Speaker 2 Also, I want to invite this other guy guy to the house who's going to maybe come out here this summer. His name is Imrul.

Speaker 1 What's his name? Imrul.

Speaker 1 Oh, how tall is he? Does he have his feet back under him? Oh, I need more information.

Speaker 1 Are you telling us that there's another man coming to the house? Oh, my God. And Jesse's like, I'm just curious.
I'm just curious. How are his teeth? How are his teeth?

Speaker 1 What are you going to vote him out already?

Speaker 1 So now it's time to dunk the men in the hot dog tank. It's just wacky.
It's just some wackiness.

Speaker 2 I mean, yeah, they all get dunked into this hot dog juice.

Speaker 2 Seeing the, there's like a little window in the dunk tank so you can see people underwater as they're dunked and seeing those hot dogs swirl around in that window was pretty visceral.

Speaker 2 Like that was, that was up there with that Wes nipple drawing for me.

Speaker 2 They were just like floating around like little hot dog fish. It was.

Speaker 2 It was, it was, it was unpleasant.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I didn't watch this because it was like a, you know, it was like a funny games.

Speaker 1 we're going to a dunk tank i was like i'm going to instagram bye yeah it did last 45 minutes so i understand i felt like it was it was a while so then they're going back home and um paige hugs amanda i was like uh you know you're going in the same car right so

Speaker 1 you don't need a hug she's like shut up hot dog man

Speaker 1 so now it's a city finally we're back in the city i kind of have been missing this when they're in the city i love this yeah because we've we've all it's we were three episodes in and we've been on the same weekend this entire time.

Speaker 2 It's only been one weekend. So all this stuff with Jesse and Lexi has only taken place over two days.
So Lindsay walks into a maternity store and she's like, this lady's like, hi, you look so cute.

Speaker 2 I love your bump out, which is so nice of this woman, but you know, she says this to anyone who walks into her store.

Speaker 2 Like you're contractually obligated to say that to anyone who walks into the store.

Speaker 1 What does that mean? What she just means that she has her bump out? Like, I love that you have your bump out.

Speaker 2 I know, but like, how many times, like, could you imagine this woman saying like, oh, you have your bump out? Like, of course she's going to, you're a maternity store.

Speaker 2 You'd be like, I look at that bump.

Speaker 1 I can't look.

Speaker 2 Charlene, a lady with a bump came in. I cannot believe it.

Speaker 1 It is so nice, honey, to see people not hiding their bumps these days. Gosh, look at her.
Bump out.

Speaker 2 Wow, you came to the right place for that bump, a maternity store. It's like, ladies, stop being so surprised that a lady with a bump came into your store.
You're a maternity store.

Speaker 1 Sorry, mid-show critique can we please stop saying the word bump it's been like a really rough

Speaker 2 two years for me i gotta follow you gotta gnaw my feet on so then lindsay uh debuts her new line that she says for the rest of the episode yeah the bump is like really bumping this week paige is debuting her new thing the i'm friends with lindsay now for no no real understandable reason except that we're probably getting a spin-off soon but all right let's talk about it let's let's no there's a reason there's a reason because if you think about it like there's probably probably like a 75% chance that Lindsay is going to give birth to like either a xenomorph or a devil.

Speaker 2 And I don't want her sending it towards me. So I'm going to be nice now.
I'm starting. I'm putting in the, putting in the cred right now.

Speaker 1 I'm just going to be nice to her so that the mother of the Babadook tells the Babaduk to be nice to me. I like my sleep.

Speaker 2 We need to aim this monster. towards the person who really deserves it, Danielle.
Thank God she's out of my life.

Speaker 1 Wow. Speaking of Babadook.

Speaker 1 So she's like, yeah, when Lindsay finally said the word, she's pregnant, suddenly I liked her. Like it was crazy.

Speaker 1 I don't really understand why, but I was like, wow, she's my friend, my very old friend, and she's having a baby. I'm just going to be there to lean on.

Speaker 1 Well, not me, but I'll hand her a stick or something to lean on because she'll need it because she has a baby and she's old, very, very old. It's geriatric pregnancy.

Speaker 2 So it's, it's truly an honor to be helping someone in their 80s give birth. So I am going to accept this responsibility.

Speaker 1 It's really important that she has someone to make sure, I don't know, she's not eating sushi, drinking Drano, walking out in front of buses. Um, what are you thinking about?

Speaker 1 Different ways you could die, mother of a baba duke. Sorry, sorry, we're friends.
We're friends.

Speaker 2 Given Lindsay's advanced age, I know that now that she's pregnant, she's going to need someone to help her understand how to send text messages and answer the question, what's the difference between a text message and an email?

Speaker 2 So I'm happy to be that person.

Speaker 1 Lindsay, I'm just here to support you and to tell you that, no, a Nigerian prince is really not trying to give you a million dollars if you just give him your social security number

Speaker 2 lindsay now that you're pregnant i am here to help you set up your apple tv every six weeks

Speaker 1 oh so um they're talking about freezing eggs paige asks her if she's happy that she froze her eggs and lindsay's like um 100

Speaker 1 and i hope that they end up being an insurance policy but like i really think every woman should freeze her eggs

Speaker 1 and paige is like yeah did you know that craig froze his sperm and just looks at him like oh my god i'm dating i dated carl for years and still i think craig's an idiot like wow

Speaker 2 we see the clip of craig saying i saw something where someone got in a car accident

Speaker 2 they couldn't re they were infertile afterwards they crashed into an x-ray so um

Speaker 1 backwards for the rest of their life so that's why me and paige decided to freeze my sperm craig is such a liar paige did not decide to freeze your sperm sperm.

Speaker 1 Why do you have to lie with everything that you say?

Speaker 2 I love Lindsay's like, um, does he know that he's not up against an actual myological clock? Paige is correct.

Speaker 1 Correct. It's funny because Lindsay goes,

Speaker 1 he does know that that, that, that. Paige is probably not.
I don't even know what you're going to say.

Speaker 2 I don't know what you're going to say.

Speaker 1 1,000%.

Speaker 2 He just really is really stupid.

Speaker 2 He's traumatized by Peter Bann.

Speaker 2 So Paige is like, correct. I said to him, I should probably freeze my eggs.
And he was like, okay, so should I freeze my sperm? So if you'd like to laugh right now, I give you permission.

Speaker 1 But was it like sperm depleted? She's, no, his sperm's fine. If anything, it was above average.
I mean, they said it's the first spermatizo we've ever seen stabbing walls. So

Speaker 1 but something.

Speaker 2 Craig has been ready for a family and for me to move into his home since literally, I think, the day he texted me.

Speaker 2 But I have like worked for this exact moment in my career for 10 plus years, which is, of course, to be on a national platform and telling everyone how stupid my boyfriend is.

Speaker 2 I have dreamed of this moment and he can't take it away from me.

Speaker 1 I was paid last year to pretend that I would walk into an old Navy. Now is not quitting time.

Speaker 2 This fall, my podcast, Giggly Squad, is going on a 60 city tour, which what?

Speaker 1 How are they doing 60 cities? That's crazy. Well, they sold out Radio City twice in a row.
i know good for them i really i am i

Speaker 1 i am i am i i don't know why i i don't know why i had this irrational feeling

Speaker 2 i'm like stammering squad i don't know

Speaker 2 i had this irrational feeling like they are babies i don't know why i think it's because we saw them and on summer house and no one cared about summer house back then and we saw them become more popular and they created their podcasts and then they just sort of grew it and i don't know why There's no reason.

Speaker 2 This is a parasocial thing, but I feel like Gigly Squad is our little child.

Speaker 1 We've taken ownership of Gigly Squad. Yeah.
We have nothing to do with that.

Speaker 2 We have nothing to do with it.

Speaker 1 But I feel like

Speaker 1 those kids have nothing to do with where they come from anyway. But that has nothing.
We literally have nothing to do with that.

Speaker 2 Giggle Squad, presented by Watford Kreppins.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 But it's cool to see that people grow that much. That's nuts.
So then we, and also just like Bravo people reaching that level of success.

Speaker 1 You know, like whatever, and I don't know, I know it's not like hundreds of millions of dollars, like Bethany level, but even Bethany, Bethany's one of the most obnoxious people on the planet.

Speaker 1 But that was so crazy when she did that. Cause just as a Bravo fan, you're like, oh my God, people that I watch on TV just did so well.

Speaker 1 You know, because so much of Bravo is just watching people crash and burn. It's like you start with somewhat healthy people and then you just watch them.

Speaker 1 It's like the long road to how do they end up in prison, you know? And

Speaker 1 so to see people successful, it's like, oh my God, they're dude, there's hope in the world.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 anyway, she's basically like, I am

Speaker 2 like, I, like, my career is hotter than it's ever been before. And I'm not just going to like turn that all away just to settle down and be in with Craig having a day.

Speaker 1 Craig babies. No, thanks.

Speaker 1 So they're talking about, and we knew that this was going to happen with Lindsay, right?

Speaker 1 And we, we generally like Lindsay, I think but we knew that Lindsay's gonna be the most fucking obnoxious pregnant person in the world which here she goes she's like oh my god we're picking out dresses for my gender reveal Bernie oh my god let me tell you the gender right now of that child not interested okay yeah that child is gonna come out and be like why

Speaker 2 is this a sick fucking joke Lindsay's gonna be stamping stamping him with hashtags or her here um guess what Ronnie right now we're gonna have an enthusiasm reveal about how I feel about gender reveals

Speaker 2 Looking at this garbage pail.

Speaker 2 And oh my God,

Speaker 2 not enthused at all. I can't believe it.
The streak continues. Wow.
What a great enthusiasm and reveal.

Speaker 1 I've peed on a stick and found out the gender of your baby. Do not care.
Do not fucking care.

Speaker 2 Just send me a link to the registry and tell me what color.

Speaker 1 Oh my God. I just found out what you're having, Lindsay.
Another polluter.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 Paige wants Lindsay to have a girl.

Speaker 2 And Lindsay's like, you know what? I was like thinking about like, in a way, boy or girl, this is my opportunity to break a cycle. No, Lindsay, like Pelotons are really good.

Speaker 2 Like, you really shouldn't break it. No, like an emotional cycle, like doing things like that my mom didn't do that like should have been done.

Speaker 2 So she wants to, you know, she has huge abandonment issues and she's hoping that she can be there for her child in a way that her mom wasn't there for her, which is good.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think that everybody who has a child deserves their own way to fucked up, fuck up their child. They shouldn't, they shouldn't be like stuck on the way that they were fucked up as a child.

Speaker 1 They shouldn't like have new, fun, creative ways to torture their children. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like I look at a lot of stuff within my family and I'm like, well, okay, like I have this issue with my parent because my parent was horrible in my mind.

Speaker 1 But then you get older and you're like, no, they were actually a good parent. They were just fucked up because they had trauma from their parent.

Speaker 1 And then their parent, like my Mima, was fucked up because she had trauma from her parents. I mean, you should have heard her stories.
And I'm like, it's just this cycle.

Speaker 1 You know, I finally got the word cycle. And I'm like, this cycle is just so boring.
It's all the same shit. So I broke my cycle and now I'm traumatizing everybody else with new psychological terror.

Speaker 1 Like, why rely on Mima's shit? That shit's outdated.

Speaker 1 New traumas, fresh traumas, everybody.

Speaker 2 I know, but the sad part about trauma and cycles is that we think we're breaking the cycle. But if you've ever seen 12 monkeys, you're just

Speaker 2 contributing. The cycle continues.

Speaker 1 I want to see 12 monkeys. I'm going on Safari.

Speaker 2 I wish I had a girlfriend to take me to see 12 monkeys.

Speaker 2 So Lindsay is

Speaker 2 going to break the cycle. And we see a conversation from her from eight years ago talking to her mom.

Speaker 1 She's like, well, the phone goes both wings.

Speaker 2 So then,

Speaker 1 I like that. I forgot that that happened when Lindsay finally called her mom.
And she's like, hi, mom. It's nice to talk to you.
And her mom's like, well, you could call me.

Speaker 1 The phone goes two ways. Because, you know, that meant the mom had her own thing where she's like, my daughter never speaks to me and hates me and won't forgive me for things that happened as a child.

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Speaker 2 So anyway, now we go to Lexi and Jesse meeting up at the Bar Lawn Club, which is kind of like

Speaker 2 a douchey version of Dave and Busters, kind of. It's like, it seems like it's a Dave and Busters made for Manhattan people who work in like mixed media or something.

Speaker 2 So Jesse's like, oh, you look pretty.

Speaker 1 Are you a model?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 You all learned some games. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I actually literally have always wanted to come here. Like, I was literally looking at my ass and I was literally like, can I ever go to the Barlawn Club? Oh my God.
And now I'm here.

Speaker 1 It's like, well, I have a question. Like, she's hot.
She can walk down a runway. She's got a juicy booty.
But she couldn't, can she shoot a basketball into a trash can?

Speaker 1 Yeah, let's see. And so she shoots a basketball and misses.
And guess what she does when she misses? She goes,

Speaker 1 I was like, oh my God.

Speaker 1 And then we watched them.

Speaker 2 We then watched like five minutes of them trying to shoot baskets. And they're both missing for five minutes straight.
And they can't do cornhole. They can't do anything.

Speaker 2 They're just totally, totally inept people. And I say this as someone who has no athleticism whatsoever.
I was like, but these people were really struggling.

Speaker 1 So then Jesse says, This is me trying to get a basket into a hoop.

Speaker 2 the cycle.

Speaker 2 So then Jesse is like, so before my dad married my mom, he made her shoot a basketball because he wanted to see like before he had kids with her, like if she had good shot, a good jump shot.

Speaker 2 She's like, are you asking me to have your babies?

Speaker 1 And he's like, no, I'm just saying, I don't know if we can.

Speaker 1 Your dad's also a douche. So there's that.
Well, I want someone who like sees me and they're like, that's my girl. And they like go for it.

Speaker 1 You know?

Speaker 1 Because like, I think guys can be like intimidated because like, like by my exes, you know, or like my lifestyle. You've seen Tiffany, right? We get a lot of free makeup.
So that's hard.

Speaker 1 So I'm going to have to talk with him. He's like, this has been so much fun.
It's been like amazing. So are we going to share the room this weekend or what?

Speaker 1 Are we going to take it slow or are you going to let me stick it in you? And she's like, um,

Speaker 1 he goes, yeah, do you usually move this quick with boys or is it usually slower?

Speaker 1 She's like, well, I don't share beds with every single guy that I just met on the first night, but like, I just want to make sure that like we're a thing

Speaker 1 because

Speaker 1 I only want to be getting to know each other. Cause like, you know, I don't like Gray.
He's

Speaker 1 what they have to do with this.

Speaker 2 I do have to say, I liked that Lexi kind of said exactly like she said her parameters and her boundaries.

Speaker 2 I'm going to give her credit for this because she's like, yeah, I want to make sure that this, there's like one thing, like that this thing that we're only getting to know each other because it just makes it more black and white.

Speaker 2 Like, she's like, yeah, guess what? We're already exclusive because that's how I do it. Like, I don't want to like be talking around to a million different people.

Speaker 2 If you're into me, then great, be into me, but don't be into anyone else. I was like, oh, look at her.

Speaker 1 Established. Yeah, I like that too.

Speaker 1 You went off about at the beginning of the episode because he's acting like it's crazy. He's like, oh, well, it feels like I've only known you for a week.
Then keep in your fucking pants then.

Speaker 1 There's your answer. What's so weird about it? It's It's not as weird as you trying to bang a young girl when, you know, you have nothing going on with her.

Speaker 1 Why is it so weird for her to not want you to bang half the world? Okay, go to an SDG. He's like, I'm a hot commodity.
I did it at Gerber.

Speaker 2 I did it at Beckham. You don't even have a last name that's worth anything.
So I'm going to date you. But just so you know, I'm not a casual dater and I'm a relationship sex girl.

Speaker 2 So this is what you need to know about me. And he's like,

Speaker 2 he's like, do I want to be with a hot girl who's sort of famous or do I want to be able to fuck around?

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's like, that's really a tough one to swallow. And she's like, well, but like, we need to go with our gut.

Speaker 1 And then if it doesn't go out great, it doesn't work out great, then we'll work that out too. I'm like, no, because now you're telling him, okay, let's just do whatever you want.

Speaker 1 And then once you fuck me over, then I'll deal with that when I come to it.

Speaker 1 Stick on the other stuff.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 So now we go. Oh, no.

Speaker 1 Now we get a Jesse. Now we get the Jesse ultimate fuckboy where he goes, yeah, listen, like, it's just going to be a change of pace for me.
You know, stick with me, kid. I'm learning.

Speaker 1 Cause I'm normally not like that. Normally, I just, fuck, all of that.
Oh, look at progress.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's doing that whole thing like, well, okay, but when I cheat on you, don't forget that I told you in front of this basketball in a trash can thing that I'm new at this and I would try it for you, but I'm not sure that I can do it.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I love, it's always the guys who want to love bomb and lock something down so that way they can have sex, who then simultaneously are like whoa it's going too fast so then we go to kyle's rooftop dj party and people are all there and arriving and amanda is giving kyle shit about like his turntable she's like she's like does that is she's like touching the circle part she's like does this actually go wiggy wiggy wiggy which I believe is a direct watcher crap and quote.

Speaker 2 And then Jesse is, everyone's just showing up and everything. And

Speaker 2 Kyle is saying how basically last summer, when he said he wanted to be a DJ, it was like kind of a drunken thing that just sort of came out, but he's glad he did because now he's taking classes and he's DJing and he's living his best DJ life.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's like, Yeah, people think it looks like a midlife crisis, but that's gonna be a Ferrari.

Speaker 1 Yeah, this just makes sense.

Speaker 1 So, Paige comes and basically everybody's arriving and hugging and all that good stuff. And Carl sees Jesse and he's like, Hey, how are you, my man? All right, look at me.

Speaker 1 I've got legs, So that's good. Are you in love? You in love now? Oh, what's that like? Like, I've been impressed with the vibes that have been displayed.
I'm just going to tell you that, my friend.

Speaker 2 And then Wes shows up. He's like, whoa, did I just interrupt Good Juice? And Jesse's like, no, we're just talking biz over here.
So they're talking about, talking about Lexi and stuff.

Speaker 1 Carl's like, I mean, she's the kind of girl you'd lock down, obviously.

Speaker 1 But like tightly. and softly, not hard.

Speaker 1 So they're talking about the date. And Jesse says, Yeah, I went on a date, and it was fun.
I mean, she's like so cute.

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, I mean, she's the kind of girl that you like lock down. Obviously, obviously, I'm all right.
He goes, Yeah, she made that clear.

Speaker 2 So then Paige is like, hey, Lexi, I want to hear about your date because you're so young. It's shocking.
And she's like, oh my God, the date was like really cute. Like, we really vibe.

Speaker 2 And I'm just like, I'm just like really enjoying my time. I'm like, go for it, Lexi Wood.
So obviously, I feel like we're probably going too fast, but and Sierra's like, no, no, he's a fuckboy.

Speaker 2 You need to lock, you need to go out. When you see a fuckboy, you need to go and attach yourself as soon as possible.

Speaker 1 They're like, no, you're not going too fast at all, you fucking ding bat. Um, then Lexi's talking to Gabby.
She starts, uh, Kyle, uh, sorry, Kyle, Lexi, and Gabby are talking.

Speaker 1 And Kyle's like, Whoa, you got the bump out. You got the bump out.
Just a big thing today. Bump out.
Hashtag bump out. She's like, um, they told me it was like the size of a mango this week.

Speaker 1 So I just partnered with the mango company. It's pretty good.
It's 20K.

Speaker 2 The bump is bumping and the mango is mangoing.

Speaker 2 So now

Speaker 2 Lindsay and Jesse are eating a big sandwich. Look like a giant hot dog.
I feel like I've got hot dogs on the brain this week.

Speaker 2 And then Carl's ordering some non-alcoholic lover ball.

Speaker 1 Non-alcohol.

Speaker 2 So Carl says, hey, I was going to ask you, Carl, do you drink during your show?

Speaker 1 Or do you keep it soft?

Speaker 2 And Carl's like, yeah, well, sometimes when my nerves, it's just like, it's so hard to see up there. And I don't want to be like buzzed whatsoever, just purely wasted.

Speaker 1 So, oh, by the way, Imruel's on his way. Oh, look, here he is.
Here comes Imruel.

Speaker 1 I love this

Speaker 1 going by the DJ.

Speaker 1 Oath. You know, DJs staying sober at all times.
So Imruel comes over and he's talking to everybody in the club. He's like, hey, hey, it's me, Imruel.
Hey, everybody. It's me.
I'm here.

Speaker 1 I don't know if you heard the,

Speaker 1 but it happened because I brought a motorcycle here. That's right.
I'm a badass with a penis. And he's like, Imrul's like the classic New Yorker.
He loves to have a good time.

Speaker 1 He likes to get like, you know, it's like Casanova. If like Casanova lived in New York City in 2024 and had like multiple partners on a given night.

Speaker 1 God.

Speaker 2 So Imrule says hi to everyone. And he's talking about how he's from Brooklyn, but he was born in Bangladesh.
And I was like, oh, yeah,

Speaker 2 what's the word to refer to someone who's from Bangladesh?

Speaker 1 He's like, Bengali. He's like, oh, wow, I love that.

Speaker 2 He's like, yeah, that's how people know about the country. It's the Bengals.

Speaker 1 He's like, oh, my God.

Speaker 2 I just realized that.

Speaker 1 Bengals. Bengali.
Wow.

Speaker 2 Learning all the important things on Summerhouse.

Speaker 1 While we're getting to know each other, I wish Imrul would say, why are you wearing your hat above your head? And why are you struggling so hard to look like a cool 21-year-old? Please let it go.

Speaker 1 You're uncomfortable to hang out with. Please just let it go.

Speaker 2 So Kyle is DJing and then Bailey and Alexi are taking a shot and then Jesse and Lindsay are taking a picture together and people are dancing. People are having fun.

Speaker 2 So Paige brings that, tells Sierra, let's go to the bar. So they go to the bar and then Paige is like, okay, look at this.

Speaker 2 This morning, I received a bit of rage texting from Kyle Cook about my best friend, Hannah, and my boyfriend, Craig.

Speaker 2 For Craig, he's mad because he signed a deal to do some ad with another drink company. And then Hannah, because she was on a podcast, just being Hannah.

Speaker 2 And then we hear Hannah on a podcast basically being like,

Speaker 2 or actually we don't hear her. I just in my mind, I heard her sing like, yeah, I was fired by Kyle because of tennis.

Speaker 2 But

Speaker 2 she was. She says that she was fired because Kyle had her fired because she didn't ad for a competitor to Loverboy.

Speaker 1 No, I'm sorry. That's just not true.

Speaker 1 You were fired because you were a total monster and the audience hated your ass so that's why you were fired on your last season so this is kyle's rage text to page the whole thing i got it on reddit so thank you reddit all right honestly beyond discouraged with craig too this wouldn't be a topic today if it wasn't for him and about a dozen lies i can't believe this is where hannah is at three years later i'm fucking ape shit first her telling alex cooper i cheated on amanda right up until our wedding and all the pain we fucking suffered because of that podcast when it was at its peak which i never fucking confronted her about now or you I didn't confront you about it either.

Speaker 1 Now, this, you've been with her this entire time and are out there saying you wish you stood up for her season five. And now, this, this is what you think as well.
Hannah had the lowest Q rating,

Speaker 1 uh, something illegible, the entire work, aka likability. Just uh, just ask Dave Kaplan, drunk, and he'll tell you.
Sorry to barrage you. I was just heated in the moment.

Speaker 1 Can't vent to Amanda because she basically divorced me for potentially hurting your guys's friendship with the Spritz stuff. And I don't understand how lies keep getting told.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 Wow. All right.

Speaker 1 What do you think?

Speaker 1 What do you think? I just talked for 20 minutes.

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 2 Hannah had a horrific season. People hated Hannah.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 1 She probably got fired because

Speaker 2 people didn't like her that season. I mean, I could also see Kyle basically, I could also see Kyle having a tantrum to a producer be like, either she goes or I go.

Speaker 1 So maybe he kind of is the head of the show in that way, or at least he positions himself as the head of the show. I don't know.
I think Kyle got fired.

Speaker 1 I mean, Hannah got fired because no one liked Hannah. I mean, I think that was just, that's how it is.
And I think she's done a good job in her post-summer house life.

Speaker 1 of, you know, obviously she's doing, she's got like 3 million TikTok followers or something. Like she's doing fine.

Speaker 1 But I think on her summer house journey was not great and it didn't end great and nobody liked her. And that's why she got fired.

Speaker 2 And I think this text, Kyle is kind of venting to it feels like he's not yelling at paige but he's like venting to her like oh really this is what they're gonna do and they're your friends which i don't think is great either so i think she has a right to be pissed off oh paige definitely does i mean i don't like whatever you feel about it kyle going to paige about paige's best friend and boyfriend even though we know that craig is a liar like you just don't do that like she's right she says kyle has his number has both their numbers so he can call he can reach out to them and not go to Paige.

Speaker 1 Yeah, at least JJ. Because Kyle is very happy.

Speaker 1 Does he get to yell at Kyle for being a DJ? I mean, come on. Everyone's a lot.

Speaker 1 And he doesn't even own a Spritz company. He's just an ad person for the Spritz company, right?

Speaker 2 Also, they're allowed to do things that are not Loverboy.

Speaker 2 I mean, like, how long have we seen Loverboy hawked on this show for crying out loud and still not happy? So

Speaker 2 Paige is like, notice how I didn't say my name in there, but I'm just getting yelled at. Honestly, beyond discourage with Craig too, too, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 2 I mean, you know, he's like going ape shit. So that's what happened to me today.

Speaker 2 What about me and Gabe? What about me gave you the impression that you could just text me, talk shit about my best friend and my boyfriend? Like, what the fuck?

Speaker 2 You have both of their numbers, being adult. And if you see something on the internet that makes you upset, sit with it for a minute and then text the person that said it.

Speaker 2 You're trying to put me in the middle of it. And it's absolutely insane.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And Sierra's like, yeah, I'm like, everyone needs to have allegiance to Carl.
She's like, yeah, when has he ever supported me? I mean, he has never supported one fucking thing I've ever done.

Speaker 1 I like when she gets more like East Coast accent when she gets mad. She's like, when have you ever said anything about my book? She had a book? I didn't know she had a book.

Speaker 2 I guess so. Sierra's like, yeah, he talks shit about your podcast and he acts like you don't won't understand anything as a businesswoman.

Speaker 2 And she's like, I've drank your drink for seven fucking years. I was like, that was my first thought too.
Like, Paige is an influencer and she's sitting there holding this lover boy.

Speaker 2 I mean, I would go nuts if I was in the house and every year I had lover boy forced on me, especially if there are other beverages that I'd rather drink instead.

Speaker 2 Like these people have been totally supportive and they're there at his party right there, right?

Speaker 1 Right. At his party.

Speaker 2 Paige is such a draw. Paige is arguably the biggest star on Summer House right now.
And like, it's such a draw that Paige is at Kyle's party and he's still going to go off on her.

Speaker 2 That's just, that's bad business right there.

Speaker 1 So she's like, and I keep your wife company while you're up there acting like fucking Diplo, please.

Speaker 1 So it's just, I like that when she's saying this, it just cuts to kyle with his hands in the air going yeah

Speaker 1 yeah

Speaker 2 so funny all right well guess what it's friday so it's time for lindsay and danielle to arrive at the hand q ratings here comes danielle right danielle who i feel like has been fired from the show two two times and she keeps coming back so danielle's like can i be annoying and can i touch your bump the bump is bumping

Speaker 1 so actually i would say you're papa loppin

Speaker 1 wrong hashtag bitch okay hashtag mango. So

Speaker 1 they come in and Lindsay's excited that Danielle's here because like we've seen each other through a lot of different phases.

Speaker 1 Let's roll the clip. There was a phase when we would party and then there was a phase when we'd be in bed texting and then there was a phase when we made bagel bites in the microwave together.

Speaker 1 So it's like a lot, a lot of phases.

Speaker 2 And then Danielle tells us, she goes, the break has been nice for a lot of reasons. Like, break?

Speaker 2 You've only had one week off since last season.

Speaker 1 You weren't online.

Speaker 2 What are you talking about? The break.

Speaker 2 It's the second week. It's the second weekend of the show.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Well, with that week, I really focused on myself.
And like, you know, I missed the house, though, which is so crazy. It's not like so crazy.
Like, I really missed the house. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You miss your tether to fame. So, yeah.

Speaker 1 But it's like, you haven't been gone for six years.

Speaker 2 It's literally been only one weekend of shooting that you missed. That's it.

Speaker 1 You were at at the reunion last season so she doesn't have the same haircut you didn't even get a new haircut and then she's like wow it looks the same it's weird being here it's like danielle i'm gonna shake you stop acting so nostalgic okay you're on the same schedule as you were last year And Danielle's like, wait, why is there a painting of a mango on the, is that a mango?

Speaker 1 She's like, that's my baby, baby mango. So yeah, we're like hashtagging it.
And like, Carl wasn't here. Don't worry.
And Danielle's cracking up.

Speaker 1 She's like, um, like I've been on the Lindsay roller coaster for like so long. And this is like the top of it.
So she's in the same house with Carl and she's pregnant.

Speaker 1 Nobody will impregnate me. Nobody.

Speaker 2 So Danielle, I need your help.

Speaker 1 I'm going to do a gender reveal scavenger hunt tonight.

Speaker 2 Nobody in the world knows the gender yet because no one cares except for my family and me and my baby daddy.

Speaker 1 And Daniel goes, so are we doing another sponsored post? With that? He goes, trust me, if I could find a way to work that in, I totally wouldn't.

Speaker 2 She's like, don't.

Speaker 1 I'm not even going to have the baby in Bubbling. If I found a way to have a scavenger on, I would hide the baby somewhere and let somebody find it.

Speaker 2 What's this picture of a mango driving down a country road? Oh, I got my sonogram sponsored by AutoZone.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 is that a baby getting an oil change?

Speaker 1 Yes, you have a realm with it?

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 it's called Making a Living, Danielle.

Speaker 1 Wait a second.

Speaker 2 Did you just tape your ultrasound on top of the Michelin baby?

Speaker 1 Yes, I did. It's a vision board.

Speaker 1 Well, when everyone finds out the gender, everyone's going to find out the gender, but they're going to have to wear that color option to the dinner. Oh, for fuck's sake.

Speaker 1 So now we have to wear two different, we have to bring two different colors of outfits to wear to your fucking, Lindsay. Come on, man.

Speaker 1 It's a pain in the ass enough that you're pregnant during a summer house without making it all about your fucking pregnancy. I can't.

Speaker 2 Like, the fact that it's both a scavenger hunt and a color-coded dinner.

Speaker 2 I would just quit the show. I'd be like, sorry, I'm going back to Manhattan.
I'm done here. Maybe Maybe Bailey, maybe Bailey had it all figured out.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 then Sierra arrives and Danielle. Danielle goes, hello, there's a stranger in your house.
It's like, you saw her two months ago.

Speaker 1 So then I like that Sierra has the most realistic reaction to Danielle. She goes, oh, hey, so what's up?

Speaker 1 I know.

Speaker 1 Did you go out with that big light broom? I mean, tell me all about it, Sierra.

Speaker 1 And Sierra's like, yeah, it was me, Carl, emroll gabby bailey lexi and wes and we went out and danielle's like oh my god i only know like half the names this is like going back to my high school again

Speaker 2 so we see that the group went to happy hour and um and had a fun time and then danielle is uh like so how was it with wes across the table am i right girlfriend she's like well we had a distraction which was emruel so i'rul was sharing that he couldn't join us last weekend because he was at a play party.

Speaker 2 And Danielle's like, oh, so like everyone brings their kids like a bouncy house or do they like, or do they like all perform like Ibsen and like O'Neal? Like, no, it's not that kind of play party.

Speaker 2 It's for adults, like triple X.

Speaker 1 And so we cut to Emeril telling everyone, yeah,

Speaker 1 like I walked in and right when I got in there, there was a sex swing. So yeah, pretty much did.
And they were like shocked. And then

Speaker 1 Sarah's like, yeah, so that's our intro, play parties. So, and then somebody asked him how many times he came.
And we see a flashback of Wes being like, so

Speaker 1 do you come? Did you get in trouble? Was anyone being mean to you? Were there women like being mean to you and ruining your fun? Like, what was that?

Speaker 2 And are there other animals from Bangladesh that we might know about? And he's like,

Speaker 1 yeah, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't come at all.

Speaker 2 So Lindsay's like, um, I don't even want to know about this.

Speaker 2 I'm like, well, between the gender reveal and Imruel's like sex club adventures, we have a lot of great content on the table for us coming up.

Speaker 1 It's a sperm-heavy episode, that's for sure. Yeah, but how did he not come? He had sex with three different people and didn't come.
Was he like doing that on purpose?

Speaker 1 Was he like Woody Harrelson, Woody Harrelsoning it where you just like never come?

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 2 It's interesting. But you know who does come? He does come right now, Imruel.
He shows up at the house. He shows up on a motorcycle.
And I'm like, how does this work? Because where are your bags?

Speaker 2 You don't have any bags. You're just on a motorcycle.
How are you doing this? I'm staying the weekend.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And it's also a really long motorcycle trip.
I mean, you can do it. Although Luke used to do it.

Speaker 2 I never questioned where Luke's bags were, but I just assumed Luke would just wear the same lumberjack clothes all weekend.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Or like you take your bags to someone else's car to bring them, but then you take the motorcycle or something to save.
I think it must be that.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Okay.
So he comes in and we find out that he's like, well, I was going to be here last week, but I had my hands tied. literally.

Speaker 2 I'm over this guy.

Speaker 2 So he tells us that he grew up in a Muslim household and everything was taboo.

Speaker 1 You couldn't eat pork.

Speaker 2 You had to pray five times a day. You can't have sex before marriage.
And he's like, I don't want to say I was trapped, but just kind of limited by circumstance.

Speaker 2 And then eventually, when I started having a better sense of my own self, I realized I want to go to sex parties. And I don't like this rigidity unless it's in my dick.
So I've come the other way now.

Speaker 2 Well, when I do come, it was me embracing it.

Speaker 1 It was hard to loosen up at first after my upbringing, but

Speaker 1 God, sitting in a sex swing for a night really changed that. So

Speaker 1 we're going to tell you. Loose as a goose, ready to party, guys.

Speaker 1 So then Paige and Lexi and West are coming and they're talking about their week and stuff. And Paige got a cat.
She's like, I got a cat. And they're like, oh my God, that is like so cute.

Speaker 1 And she's like, yeah, I did it because my girlfriends have a cat. And they were like, you have to get a cat.
And I was like, oh my God, I have to get a cat. And so I got a cat.

Speaker 1 It's like, she's like the cutest thing I've ever seen, like, literally in my life. I love her so much that I immediately left her for three days.
That was fun.

Speaker 2 I love when Lysi goes, what did you name it? She goes, Daphne. Like, of course, she named her cat Daphne.
It's like the most paige name of a cat. I just chuckled when she said that.

Speaker 1 The exasperated housekeeper on Fraser.

Speaker 2 So, um

Speaker 1 also, how do you get a kitten and then just leave it? Who'd you leave? I know. I was a little surprised.

Speaker 2 Like, you just got the cat.

Speaker 1 Listen, I think that if I think if once you can bring babiness in here, you can bring a cat in here. Bring it on.
Bring the cat. I would like a cat.

Speaker 2 Well, I don't know. That cat could get loose.
And I don't know.

Speaker 2 Maybe a kitten is not the best, best place.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry, this is a recap and not really time for my own trauma, but who cares? If you don't want to listen to my trauma, fast forward three minutes. Do you know what happened last night?

Speaker 1 Okay, so some the leaf blower was over blowing shit around and he left the gate open and i didn't know because i don't see the gate and it's on the side of the house and bueller got out and i went out there and i could not find him so i was like well maybe he's just taking his time so i chilled out and then i went out and he still wasn't there so i went out and got i got the flashlight and i'm looking around bueller's not there i'm like okay i need to look at his air tag so i pushed the air tag thing and it's like can't find the air tag which is weird and it said battery ran out of the air tag so i was like god damn it so i'm looking all over I'm walking the street and I'm screaming for Bueller, freaking out because this is Texas.

Speaker 1 You know, I'm kind of in the country. There's some, you hear coyotes howling and all sorts of shit.
I was like, poor Bueller. I come home and Bueller's sitting at the front door looking in.

Speaker 1 All he wanted to do was come through a different door.

Speaker 2 That's so poetic.

Speaker 1 He didn't even care about running away. He's just like, I wonder what it's like to come in this other door.
I'm going to come.

Speaker 2 That's exactly what Imruel said at his party.

Speaker 1 I've never freaked freaked out like that. My poor Bueller, you're back.

Speaker 2 I'm glad Bueller is safe and sound.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's back.

Speaker 1 I saw my stomach drop out of my pooper. Okay, so she got a cat.
And they're like, yeah, hashtag cat moms. So

Speaker 1 let's talk about your date now. She's like,

Speaker 1 my parents,

Speaker 1 Jesse met my parents this week. It was like so funny because it was like last minute and they like came into town.
So like he came to meet them.

Speaker 1 And Paige is like, so are you going to get married in Canada? What are you doing?

Speaker 2 Do you act? Do you have to actually wear a Canadian tuxedo to a Canadian wedding? I've just always been curious about this. Can I bring my cat?

Speaker 2 So, um, uh, yeah, so Jesse was like, yo, they love me. And because, of course, you know, he's probably, he's probably so good with parents.
And Danielle is like, so did you clear the entire roster?

Speaker 2 Did you, did the text messages have to go on?

Speaker 1 By the way, I have to say,

Speaker 2 these walls, have there always been this many walls in the kitchen? It's just been so long since I've been here.

Speaker 1 Where even am I?

Speaker 1 I'm sorry. Are you speaking English? I can't even understand what you're saying.
Are we talking differently now in the house? Where am I?

Speaker 1 So they're talking about meeting the parents with Jesse and he's like, oh, God, like, I just like have to tell the story now. And she goes, I'm like, nine to know how it went.

Speaker 1 Okay, well, on my way, I was like, how the fuck did I get here? Because like weeks ago, I was just like single dating and now I'm about to meet this girl's parents.

Speaker 1 And then I show up and Bozo the clown is fucking there. I mean, it turned out to be her sister, but that was scary.

Speaker 2 So then he's talking about how Amanda's like, but by the way, a lot of people are waiting for you to comment on my most recent post because Jesse, his thing is that he comments like, he really like flirts hard on his lady friend's Instagrams.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 he's like, yeah, like I'm the type of guy that likes to gas up his girlfriend. Like Amanda posts a picture.
She deserves some love. So I tell her how hot she is on their photo.

Speaker 2 And I do the same for Sierra. And we see like everything is like, you look so fucking hot.
I I want to bone you. Like, that's what all the comments are like.

Speaker 2 And Lexi's basically like, yeah, if you're into me, you can't do that. So you have to say things like, your dress looks cute, but you can't be like, you're so fucking hot.
I want to do you.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 She's like, instead of saying that, maybe you say, the dress is beautiful. And I was like, oh, I don't know about this.
This is like really hard. She couldn't even shoot a basket.
So

Speaker 1 they're all talking about how much he changes or how much he's already changed with Lexi. So then Lexi comes and she sees him and she's like, hi,

Speaker 1 and does that thing where she holds him like from around the neck and then looks like deeply into his eyes for a kiss. Oh my God.

Speaker 1 Oh no. Wrong.

Speaker 1 Wrong tree. Find another tree to bark up, ma'am.

Speaker 2 Danielle's like, hi, you don't know me, Lexi. I'm Danielle.

Speaker 1 And she's like, oh, my God. Hi.

Speaker 2 You know, I am so grateful for the work that you do around here. The bushes look wonderful.
Thank you for all your landscaping. She's like, no, no, I'm, I used to live here.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 That's great.

Speaker 1 And Paige brings Lindsay pink flowers and she's like, oh, it's for your gender reveal. I'm team pink because you nauseate me and I take Pepto.
Just kidding. It's for a girl.

Speaker 2 You know, so the chef arrives and they clear out so the chef can cook and everything. And Jesse and Lexi are like hugging and kissing.

Speaker 2 And he asks about her parents because they're, I guess, you know, because they're in town. And he was like, so how was it? It was amazing.
We actually had like such a good time.

Speaker 2 And my mom reassured me, my ass is not smaller after all, despite doing all the steps.

Speaker 1 So Sierra watches Paige take her luggage up. She's like, you're independent.
I'm not. Emerald, take my luggage up.
He's like, okay, yeah, full service over here. Oh, wait.
Hold on.

Speaker 1 Made it to the top of the stairs. I have an announcement.
Did not come. Okay.

Speaker 2 Let's do this.

Speaker 2 So Kyle, Wes is asking if Kyle is here. And Amanda says that Kyle had to drive over from New Hampshire because he had an event there.
And meanwhile, Sierra and Paige are talking. And Sierra is like,

Speaker 2 when am I going to grow out of crop tops? Never. By the way, have you ever spoken, have you spoken to Kyle yet?

Speaker 2 So Paige is like, well, after his event, he just goes, hey, sorry about all those texts earlier. And I was like,

Speaker 1 all right.

Speaker 2 I mean, I said nothing because I'm not going to like say something at his event and like be like, it just was weird. I mean, I have a cat now.
I'm a cat mom to Daphne. I have to set a good example.

Speaker 2 So then a couple of days go by and he's like, does this whole page six exclusive about Hannah? And he lied to his fucking teeth in the article. And he goes, I don't know what Hannah's talking about.

Speaker 2 And I didn't get her fired. And I don't have that much power.
Okay. And you wouldn't make up with her at the reunion.
So we all know what that means.

Speaker 2 It's not even about Hannah because it's like, you two are never going to have a friendship anyway. You both have different experiences.

Speaker 2 But like, how are you going to just like watch history repeat itself? Like, Craig doesn't want to be your friend, like point blank, period. He feels uncomfortable even coming to the house.

Speaker 2 And you went on national television in articles calling him a liar about his business.

Speaker 2 That was a really long one. Sorry.
I'm exhausted. I'm going to sleep in bed the whole weekend.

Speaker 1 Yeah. She goes off and on and on and on and on.
And she's like, yeah, it's like when your dad like gets mad at you for doing like bad things, but your friends were the ones that did it.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, dad, I don't smoke weed.

Speaker 1 So she's had it with fucking Kyle, you know, and she's like, and now I've gotten to a point where you fucked with my best friend and now you're fucking with my boyfriend.

Speaker 1 Like, you think you can disrespect me? You think you can text me anything you want? Like, fuck you. Like, you're lucky I don't buy your lover boy and fucking sell it.
Okra. All right, bitch.

Speaker 1 So I'll probably say all of that at Lindsey's gender reveal dinner. And I'm like, yes, Jersey housewife coming out the second she gets pissed.

Speaker 1 So then we get Kyle walking into the house like, hey, everybody, I just DJ'd. And she's like, I'm going to kill him.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's going to be great. She's going to eviscerate him next week.
Looking forward to

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Speaker 4 Picture this. You're standing on the beach when you notice something strange.
The horizon doesn't look right. At first, all you can see is a thin white line stretching as far as your eyes can see.

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It's a wave, a 30-foot wall of water, and it's racing straight toward you.

Speaker 4 On the day after Christmas in 2004, a 9.1 magnitude earthquake hit off the coast of Indonesia, triggering a devastating tsunami. It struck Thailand without warning.

Speaker 4 No alarms, no cell phone alerts, no evacuation. In this season of Against the Odds, experience one of the deadliest natural disasters in history.

Speaker 4 through the perspectives of those who did everything they could to survive. Follow Against the Odds on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts.

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