#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)

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We just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me today

Speaker 1 unlike sienna

Speaker 1 with chep it's ronnie carom hi ronnie how are you thank you for showing up hello well yeah of course of course

Speaker 1 well i just was afraid you'd ghost me you know gosh i sent you so many texts and i just don't want you to deny how much you love me Oh, God,

Speaker 1 this episode is so fun for people who want the men on the show to get their come up in. It's so fucking funny.
I love it. Yeah, it was so good.

Speaker 1 Talking Southern charm of course uh and before we dive into that next month we are going back out on the road to the south in fact and many other places starting in uh on on pie day

Speaker 1 march 14th we're going to cincinnati and then minneapolis and toronto and then here's where we're really going in the south charlotte charlotte north carolina uh atlanta and then we have dc and philadelphia so really we're only going to one place two places in the south but you know what i'm saying i was just trying to make a tie-in thematic tie-in to our show.

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Howdy, everybody.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I'm sad because I'm not in Los Angeles right now, and I got a video on my ring cam of a cowboy coming to my house.

Speaker 1 And I don't know what that's about, but he's got a cowboy hat and cowboy boots, and he's ringing the bell. I'm looking in the doorbell.
I'm like, oh my gosh, I'm reading Lonesome Dev.

Speaker 1 And the cowboy showed up at my house. I feel like I'm just like secreting everything right now.
Yeah, that's great. That's a great use of the secret.

Speaker 1 I used the secret last night, which is that I was playing games at my friend's house and

Speaker 1 her partner was watching Jack Reacher on the TV in the other room. And I kept on looking over there and I was like, let me use the secret to make Alan Richardson take a shirt off.
And you know what?

Speaker 1 Lo and behold, he took his shirt off. I was like, see, that's a great use of the secret.
Who's Alan Richardson? Richardson. Alan Richardson, he's like the star of Jack Reacher.

Speaker 1 He was on American Idol back like 20 years ago. And then he's been, he's been just sort of subtly getting more and more muscly, probably steroids.
I'm just going to say it.

Speaker 1 I'm just going to say it, guys. It just can't be anything other than that.
I'm sorry. I'm going to.

Speaker 1 It's my hot take on. I'm just stopping in my butt, and I'm not more muscly.
Is that a different thing? This guy is enormous now. He was like an Aquaman or something like that.

Speaker 1 And every time he shows up in pop culture, he's just like bigger and bigger and bigger. And now he's just massive.
So

Speaker 1 good for him. Well, hey, congrats.
I keep getting bigger bigger and bigger too.

Speaker 1 He's hot. He is hot.
Yeah, I know who you're talking about now. I get them confused between Jack Reacher and then the guy that the Jim from the office is.
He's another one.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
Jim from the office is in something like Jack Ryan, maybe?

Speaker 1 Oh, Jack Ryan and Jack Reacher. Okay.
Well, no wonder it's confusing. Too many Jacks.

Speaker 1 Too many Jacks. Are they in the same world? They're like, well, straight guy is fighting.

Speaker 1 The extended Jack universe.

Speaker 1 Yeah, one of them, I think it was the reacher one because he's the one i didn't know who he was but i was like oh he's hot um but i read a headline that he's like people are mean to me because i'm christian i was like oh be quiet people are mean to you because you work out too much and we're all terrified of you okay just yeah take it that way just just listen to what your mother probably tells you they're just jealous honey they're just aliens

Speaker 1 Well, he's super hot, and I'm really glad he took his shirt off in the middle of the board game I was playing. Yay, secret.

Speaker 1 Yay, secret. So I know someone someone who would like to use the secret, and his name is Shep, and he'd like to use the secret to make his quote-unquote girlfriend text him back and like him.

Speaker 1 Well, that's the sad part about it, is that is exactly what he's doing.

Speaker 1 He just assumes that he can pick somebody, just pick some young, gorgeous person, and then you tell them, You're my girlfriend now, and then that's it, that's all he has to do.

Speaker 1 He doesn't have to ask her any questions, find out anything about her. It's just nope, you're my girlfriend.

Speaker 1 And I heard that on the after-show, Shep said that this girl had told him the week before Bahamas, she's like, we need to talk. And he said, no, let's do it on camera.
So that's how he fucking is.

Speaker 1 And you see, he's doing the same thing that Craig does in previous seasons, like when Naomi tried to break up with Craig and he was like, there's no reason for us to break up.

Speaker 1 Like, what are you talking about? Like, that delusional thing where he just won't let you break up.

Speaker 1 you know and i think that's what shep is doing too the men on the show are so fucking delusional you don't get to just go pick whoever you want and then make them like you back that's not how it fucking works sir and also people on twitter and social media need to relax because i went on there and there are some people who are like i have to say i'm not a shep fan but sienna was so mean to shep sienna was so cold i mean honestly that attitude that sienna had was so awful i mean honestly sienna was way nicer than she ever needed to be.

Speaker 1 I thought she was perfectly fine. And Shep is the Delulu one here.
Don't like, like, do, do not put this onto Sienna. This poor, like, she just is like, uh, along for the ride.
She's like, let me see.

Speaker 1 This guy's too much.

Speaker 1 don't act like you haven't been in a situation where someone's been like like coming on really strong and you sort of don't know how to let them down so you sort of just smile politely until you figure out how to deal with the situation people are so unreasonable i mean this i think i

Speaker 1 have no i have to i have total sympathy for her and i actually do too i'm team sienna and this and not just because shep's a dried-up old you know monkey paw but i think that um i don't know where that came from but uh i think that she's completely lovely she shows up.

Speaker 1 She smiles. She's very nice to everybody, all of his friends.
She's very polite. Like, what do you want from the girl? And Craig's like, oh my God, I read her character the second she walked in.

Speaker 1 What did she do? She walked in, smiled, and said, hello to you all. Like, why is she such a bad person?

Speaker 1 What about Shep's character? Some fucking old creep who's stalking a girl 20 years younger than him. He's a fucking stalker and he's a creep.

Speaker 1 And you think girls like this don't have to deal with old fucking gross men like this all the time. time just coming in and being like, oh yeah, baby, I'm going to take you away.

Speaker 1 We're going to fucking get married and have babies and do all of this shit. She's heard it 9 million times, Shep, you're not the first person to come onto this girl.

Speaker 1 She's a fucking 25-year-old beauty queen, dude. Now, that said, she came out with some TikToks and they're painful to get through.

Speaker 1 They really are painful.

Speaker 1 Her side of the story or whatever. Well, her side, apparently, is that Whitney, she didn't contact Whitney at all because the claim on this show is, of course, Whitney saying, oh,

Speaker 1 she contacted me before she ever contacted Shepmother, which which is not true. He actually contacted her first on Riot and she posted the receipts online, which I thought was hilarious.
And then

Speaker 1 she's talking about, basically, she's trying to go on and on about Shep. I wish that I could recap all the tea, but I fell asleep every time.

Speaker 1 She's not someone who's going to be known as a great orator. Let's just say that.
Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 But still Team Sienna, you know, awkward, awkward TikToks aside. I'm still Team Cienna.
He's gross. He's a stalker.
And his friends should stop.

Speaker 1 His friends should say, stop coming onto children so strongly. At this point, you're disgusting.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And I just, I also did not like Craig's comment that he didn't like Sienna's energy.
Sienna was feeling awkward as fuck.

Speaker 1 This guy that she doesn't even want to be with, she's on camera because she's like, well, I guess I'll do this, you know, whatever.

Speaker 1 Of course, she's going to, she's trying, she's actually trying to put out the awkward vibes. That way, Shep doesn't get mixed messages.
And Craig's like, whoa, she's like really mean.

Speaker 1 I didn't like her. Oh, shut up, Craig.
I'm such a great judge of character. Didn't you

Speaker 1 didn't you invest in JD's business? Shut the fuck up. You're not a good judge of character.
Well, I think I kind of wish he applied his, whatever. Yeah, exactly.
Jenfrey Barban.

Speaker 1 He's like, I gave him $100,000. I mean, he's such a good guy.
Person who was friends with Thomas. Person who stood against Catherine.
Person who get out of here with your judge of character, Mr.

Speaker 1 Schman.

Speaker 1 Yeah, honestly, Craig bragging about how he's such a good judge of energies with Sienna and yet can't even tell that his own girlfriend clearly doesn't want to live with him or have a baby with him and then that's shocked when that happened like gets to a breaking point sorry

Speaker 1 so um god this was fun okay great recap bye thanks everyone that was the episode so it's 7 30 p.m so last we left off chef chef wants sienna to dress him and she's like okay bye i'm gonna be downstairs no but we have to be together while i put on my flip-flops so i want you to see me in my underwear surely that'll change the course of our relationship chef

Speaker 1 No, you don't. Okay.
Here's two things that you don't want this woman to do. See you in your underwear and watch you eat.
And you proceed to do both of those things. Okay.

Speaker 1 Don't ask me why none of this worked out. It's plainly clear, sir.

Speaker 1 Yeah, exactly. So meanwhile, everyone's getting ready to go down to dinner.
Molly has a migraine, so her lights are off and everything. She's not going to come in.
Vanita basically is Sally.

Speaker 1 Molly, you need to, okay, this, and I'm sorry, Ben, that I keep going off. We're not going to make it anywhere in this reach.
and by the way I was like this before the recap too.

Speaker 1 I just kept talking go off king go off. I'm so sorry.
It's rude, but I just have to say

Speaker 1 Molly thing. You're like, yeah, now I'm in a cow sweater.
What do you think? What do you think of my movie? I'm just taking off a sweater.

Speaker 1 He's like, not only am I going to go off, I'm going to take off my sweater. That's who I'm going to go off on a strip.
Andre Leontale over there.

Speaker 1 Molly, this is not only to you. This is for half the cast who missed their flights.
Okay. You guys, this is a job.
You have to show up and do your fucking job. Molly, just being in bed all the time.

Speaker 1 Molly, here's what you've given this season. A tuba and complaining about being fat when you're as big as my pinky.
Okay. That's all you've given us.
Now, I like Molly. I'm glad she's on the show.

Speaker 1 I'm actually somewhat interested in the tuba journey. Okay.
Somewhat. But that's just a somewhat.

Speaker 1 You need to get your ass out of bed and go to work. Okay.
And everybody who's showing up late. What is JT showing up late for? Get your ass to work.
You're barely even invited on this trip, sir.

Speaker 1 Fanita, you've done nothing but shoot dogs with your scenes with your dog, except for maybe two episodes this season.

Speaker 1 You do get extra points for trying to pretend that you can stomach JD. Okay, I do give you extra points for that.
You need to show up for your flight, ma'am. All of you.
Whitney, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 I know that was... That was shocking.

Speaker 1 Well, first of all, I will have some grace for Molly. She had a migraine, so I'm going to let her have that.
But the others, I mean, I don't know. I had a sneaking suspicion.

Speaker 1 None of them missed their flights. I think that production was just staggering them.
I think production didn't want everyone all at once.

Speaker 1 They wanted to have a moment with this, the core cast and then bring the extras in. So I personally, my conspiracy theory is that no one missed their flights.

Speaker 1 They were on the flights they were supposed to be on.

Speaker 1 Well, that would make it. But if they did, but if they did, then they need to go fucking figure stuff out because that's way too many people missing flights.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I get people with migraines and all of that. I just feel like a lot of Molly's stuff is like,

Speaker 1 I feel like they led with Molly this season.

Speaker 1 And she's just not into it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they led with Molly this season. It seemed like she was going to be the next big thing.
But then I think actually it really became a Sally season.

Speaker 1 And Molly has been fine, but I think Sally is the future. I really like Sally a lot.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I really like it. So people are showing up.
And Vinita is going to come tomorrow. She says that she lost her passport, but I don't believe so.
So then

Speaker 1 Molly's basically just saying, like, yeah, I had too much to drink, whatever. So now we go back to Shep.
This is all we care about. Going back to Shep.

Speaker 1 So Shep comes down the staircase with his lemur arms swinging by his knees and he's like, oh, gosh, is it okay? Can I wear flip-flops?

Speaker 1 Which, no, you should not be wearing flip-flops, but Sienna doesn't care. And Sienna, in fact, probably wants to,

Speaker 1 like, her little revenge is to set him up for failure. So she's like, yeah, no, flip-flops look great.
They look great. So he's in like these khakis and flip-flops.

Speaker 1 And I say this as someone who wears flip-flops, maybe to too many places. I guess I'm like Craig.

Speaker 1 I can recognize the flaws in other people and other relationships and other flip-flops, but maybe not in myself. But even I could tell you, don't wear flip-flops with those pants.

Speaker 1 Well, I think in the Bahamas, you're allowed.

Speaker 1 my i think the biggest offense was his shirt because his shirt looked like an std under a microscope i don't know why he wore that shirt you look like syphilis sir why are you dressed like syphilis and trying to woo this girl please don't eat and then he eats i just um i do love sienna's face though because every

Speaker 1 her face in this entire episode is like

Speaker 1 and she's always looking down and away from him like just don't look at him

Speaker 1 don't look at him get that signature for your grandmother and get the fuck out of here. Okay.
Exactly. And she's like, oh, you look amazing.

Speaker 1 Let's go to dinner with other people so we don't have to have one-on-one time. And he's like, thanks.
Hey, Kersh, I just want to sit down. Oh,

Speaker 1 okay. I'm panting.
Kersh, I don't know. We haven't seen each other in over a month and a half.
And I feel like I keep on trying to get you to start the Vietnam War and you won't start it.

Speaker 1 And that kind of makes me feel bad. But anyway,

Speaker 1 so she's like, well, lots, you know, lots happened since then.

Speaker 1 You know, I went to another country to try to get away from you and you still tracked me down no but okay so what has happened I don't know I don't know anything that's happening in your life it's like

Speaker 1 read the writing on the wall Yeah, also, if somebody tells you off-camera they need to have a talk with you, don't save it till on camera.

Speaker 1 Because I think in this girl's mind, she's like, I'm clearly trying to break up with you and you know it.

Speaker 1 And now you're forcing me to look stupid on TV or you're trying to villainize me on TV and act like we've been together this whole time, which we haven't been. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So then they head to dinner, and Craig and Austin are gossiping with the gang. And Craig's like, so no word on what happened upstairs.
And Austin's like, dude, I haven't even heard from him.

Speaker 1 Like, I'm sure he's just going to join us at dinner at some point, right? I mean, like, what's going to happen? What's going to happen with Shep?

Speaker 1 Yeah. He's like, of course he didn't come.
And then Craig is like, alone.

Speaker 1 And then

Speaker 1 they'll talk about is Sienna there. And Craig's like, you could, the tension was like, you could cut it with a knife.
And it was like a wall. Walls in my home.

Speaker 1 the tension was like a wall

Speaker 1 i could cut it i'm a very good read of character and i watched enough 90 day fiancé to know that it just like didn't feel right like whatever shep thought was real didn't exist and by the way speaking 90 day fiancé we got uh several messages last week we're like k1 k1 isn't that for employment what's going to be talking about Yeah, it turns out there's a K1 for

Speaker 1 bullshit. I even said last week, I know that I'm speaking from a place where someone's going to write me and talk about how stupid I am for not knowing what a K1 is.

Speaker 1 But even when I Googled it, and then people were like, you guys really have to watch 90 Day Fiancé. No.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 It's like, it's a two-hour show, right? It's like two hours. It's very slow.
I'm sorry. It does not.

Speaker 1 People have been for years. Are you guys going to watch 90 Day Fiancé? I have tried.
It does not speak to me. I am a Bravo girly.

Speaker 1 I expect a certain level of quality in my reality shows, and I'm sorry, TLC does not cut it for me.

Speaker 1 Yeah, if I wanted to watch a bunch of old white men try and talk people from another country into pretending they're attractive for $10,000 a year, I'd go to the country club.

Speaker 1 My dad golfs. You see that shit all the time over there.
And you know what else you see? People like Sienna looking at the men like this.

Speaker 1 Because they're like, hey, honey,

Speaker 1 I can give you a good life. I can see our children.
She's just like, please just take your margarita. Please.

Speaker 1 Wait, can we talk about something else?

Speaker 1 I'm not trying to change the subject, but there's something I just noticed in the notes that I feel like we really have to address because it happens a lot this episode. Like

Speaker 1 whoever was in charge of this queue just had a field day. So we talk a lot about how on Bravo, when something happens, a lot of times you'll hear a tss,

Speaker 1 or maybe you'll hear a brrr. But on Southern Charm, and only on Southern Charm, do you hear the sound of a pianist crashing their hands onto the piano key?

Speaker 1 And it happened so many times this episode. I was cracking up and I almost forgot.
And I'm so glad that our note taker mentioned that. Thank you.

Speaker 1 Thank you so much for mentioning that because I was, it was like Shep would be like, so Sienna.

Speaker 1 I was thinking maybe we could get married someday.

Speaker 1 The other thing that they do on this show, I mean, the music department on this show is amazing. We've always loved the music department.

Speaker 1 But another one they really do a lot is the rattle, where they go,

Speaker 1 they use like an actual rattling thing from an orchestra, and that always makes you laugh. Whenever someone says something shitty, they're like,

Speaker 1 Yeah, so thank you, Shelby, for including the piano crash because it is every time it happens. I just think it's so funny because it's also like the most emotionally true stinger that Bravo has.

Speaker 1 It's like whenever Shep, Shep is like doing something right, so the piano is always like,

Speaker 1 and then he like ruins the moment.

Speaker 1 And you're like, oh, yes.

Speaker 1 It's also very Shep pretending that he's like someone who would be like, I'm a pianist. And then just, you're like, okay, play me a song.

Speaker 1 Like listening to me try and play after all my piano classics. It's like playing Super Mario.
And you know, you have that beautiful Calypso music playing, and then you fall into a pit and you die.

Speaker 1 And so it's like,

Speaker 1 dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun that's like that's what the piano crash music is like you just like you know mario like whoops or like the pac-man do do do

Speaker 1 yeah

Speaker 1 but there's just something so like perfect about all those keys getting mashed all at once yeah

Speaker 1 Well, I know what's going on here because I watched an ID Day Fiancé, so I'm a really good read of character. Oh, really? How's that ring shopping going that you're doing on your own?

Speaker 1 Okay, so how's it being

Speaker 1 negative 365 fiancé?

Speaker 1 Day fiancé.

Speaker 1 At least those people got 90 days under the belt.

Speaker 1 Bitch. So then we go back to Sienna and Chef, and Chef's like, I mean, Sienna,

Speaker 1 obviously we both came out of the gate awfully hot. Remember that time I took off my pants and you said, please don't.
But I did anyway. God, that was hot.
It was so passionate and wonderful and true.

Speaker 1 That's true, right?

Speaker 1 She's like, um, we had a lot of fun. Yeah, and then it got hotter and heavier.
And as far as we were, as far as what we were saying to one another, like, you're so hot.

Speaker 1 You remind me of episode three of the Vietnam documentary. You really have to watch it, Sienna, to get my references.
She's like, Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 And then I thought maybe, maybe the universe brought us together. We're the Big Bang.
Like, maybe you would mention to me, you know,

Speaker 1 we'd have the prettiest babies. We'd have these beautiful kids who are smart and they'd be connected to nature and the ocean and we'd live all over together and have adventures.
And she's like, oh.

Speaker 1 That was in my mind. That's what you were saying in my mind.
What the fuck is wrong with you, bro? This is creepy.

Speaker 1 It's so much. I was, I had hands over, like, okay, there were two things that happened happened on Bravo this week that had me putting my hands over my eyes.

Speaker 1 One was when Harry and Blow Deck Down Under got like his thumb mashed to a pulp and his fingernail fell off. And I was like, ah.
And the other was this.

Speaker 1 This is as bad as watching someone's fingernail fall off to me. Yeah.
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Speaker 1 It's creepy to me just from being a restaurant worker. When you see this kind of behavior, you break it up.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 You're like, that's a woman who's being pestered and has a high chance of being assaulted. Period.
You break it up.

Speaker 1 If some creepy old man is coming onto some fucking model at the bar bar and won't stop and start saying, like, but in my mind, you want to have babies with me.

Speaker 1 And you want, that's when you're cut off and I call you a cap, sir.

Speaker 1 That's a good idea.

Speaker 1 So Shep is like, I was like, you make my life better. I mean, for the three seconds that you're in my life when you answer my texts.
And you make me want to be a better man.

Speaker 1 I mean, want to be a better man. I don't actually be a better man.
And I'm just wildly attracted. I was going to say wild.
Wildly attracted to you. I know.

Speaker 1 And I'm I'm actually, I'm actually in love with you.

Speaker 1 The pianist is like, geez, I just got up off the floor. Okay, hold on, everyone.

Speaker 1 And she's just kind of looking around like, uh-huh.

Speaker 1 And so now, and, you know, again, a lot of the discourse online is like, what a bitch. He's pouring out her heart.
And she's sitting there giving creepy.

Speaker 1 He's not. Get out of my space.
He's not pouring out for this man like he's a hero. Stop it.
No, he's not pouring out his heart.

Speaker 1 He's doing the hard sell for her to complete his fantasy of what his life should be like. That's all it is.
This is not love. This is not desire.

Speaker 1 This is someone who has been adrift at sea while everyone else has found their mooring.

Speaker 1 And now he's doing the thing where he has figured out like what he wants his life to be, which is to be married with an impossibly gorgeous woman down in the tropics, enjoying life on the beach.

Speaker 1 All is good, drinking your can of red stripe or your bottle of red stripe, and everything is wonderful and she's basically saying no i'm not gonna let you have that fantasy right now and so he is conflating that with love and he is saying that like he loves her but no he loves that she is the final piece of the puzzle that he thinks he needs that he saw in ayahuasca journey town that he thinks was going to take him out from the depths of all of last season and and his all his problems and she's saying no and it's going to it's going to shatter his worldview and he's going to have to crawl back like rumple silskin up to Charleston and be the same Shep he always was.

Speaker 1 But I've got a riddle for you. It's like, oh, shut up.

Speaker 1 Shepple Zilskin. Yeah.
Shepple Garshkin.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't even give him enough credit

Speaker 1 that I believe that he really wants this. I don't think that he does.

Speaker 1 I think that he's purposely picked somebody who doesn't live near him and who pays him no mind and he knows nothing about that he figures because she's with a family that's like a fan of the show like her grandma's in the fan club or president of the fan club or whatever.

Speaker 1 She's going to do whatever she wants and just be so grateful to be on TV that she'll just go along with whatever bullshit he says because he's had the worst couple of seasons as far as how he treats women.

Speaker 1 So with he doesn't want to actually have to treat one well, which he would if he had to date locally and somebody who is on the show. It's kind of like Austin's doing.

Speaker 1 So they're dating these people who are very far away and that we never see and that will just say yes to whatever they want to do and be compliant.

Speaker 1 And the meanwhile, Shep can still be drunk every night and go fuck whoever he wants in Charleston. So I don't even believe that he really wants this.

Speaker 1 I believe he's just trying to cast somebody to fix his reputation. I don't believe for one second he wants this because he's laying it on so thick, like, oh my gosh, all I wanted was children.

Speaker 1 And you made me think you wanted it too. She never made you think that.
She won't even call you back, bro.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's not good. She's just not that into you.
She's just not into Garsh. God.

Speaker 1 So now everyone is getting seated and everything at the table.

Speaker 1 And they're like, they're like should we put shep and sienna in the middle or at the end and everyone's gonna like put them in the middle because they all just want to eavesdrop except for taylor of course she's like put them at the end

Speaker 1 um you know people online all also are being very mean to taylor because they're like what is she doing why is she even on the show and in i have to admit i have I have defended Taylor in the past because I think she got a raw deal with Shep.

Speaker 1 But I do think, I am questioning why she's on this season. I don't think she adds much, but people are like, she's jealous and she's bitter.
And I actually will defend her on this.

Speaker 1 I think she has a right to be jealous and bitter because she went through the

Speaker 1 Shep, the whole Shep circus. And I'm going to allow her a little bit of a victory lap right now as she watches Shep

Speaker 1 get turned inside out by Sienna. I think that Taylor deserves this and I'm going to let her have it.

Speaker 1 I think she still loves Shep.

Speaker 1 Well, yeah. Obviously.
So it's hard for me to respect her. It's just hard.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 I mean, I've always stood up for Taylor too on this show when it was versus Shep, but now that it's just Taylor lingering around to just kind of still be in love with Shet from the sidelines, it's like.

Speaker 1 But you don't respect her because she loves Shep?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 It's like people who just bought a Cybertruck. You know what I mean? Like, I'm sorry.
Wow.

Speaker 1 If you bought one before, okay. But if you get one like today,

Speaker 1 I'm not going to respect you. Yeah, that's, I do draw lines that way.
If you bought one before, douchey, if you bought one now, it's douchey and awful. It's evil.
I think at this point, you're evil.

Speaker 1 Maybe, maybe this is like the softie of me, but

Speaker 1 I don't discredit Taylor for loving Shep from afar. I think that she loved Shep and she realized it was never, ever going to work.
But I can understand if she's still in love with him.

Speaker 1 I just think that he treated her like shit. And she realized as much as she loves this guy, she has to,

Speaker 1 she can't be with him. And I think that's hard for her.
But anyway, whatever about that.

Speaker 1 I just think that she is owed a I think she's allowed to sit and laugh and watch Shep just get humiliated on this show. Well, the living and laughing is when I like it.

Speaker 1 It's the stuff with the uh, you know, like when she was getting weird with Rodriguez, when Rodrigo was playing the phone call over FaceTime or whatever on speakerphone, and she was, oh, yeah, I don't know, it's just that she seems in love with him, and this isn't like blame the victim kind of thing because I didn't feel that way when she was together.

Speaker 1 I mean, I get that that's something where you're together with someone, I just mean like after all of this, like you're still in love with Shep.

Speaker 1 At some point, I just have to walk away, like as a friend, which I know we're not. Well, it's more like we want her.
It's time for you to be able to do that. I would kick her out of the antivan.

Speaker 1 I would be like, there are people who actually want my help in here. Get out of my anti-van.
I would pull the van over and I would kick her out. I would say to Taylor, it is time to move on.

Speaker 1 And what you're going to have to do is leave this show because it's not healthy for you. You need to be away from him so that way, like, you can really focus on.
She's an influencer now, so she won't.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 so now we go back to chef and uh sienna's just doing that smile thing like please someone save me and chef's like i don't want to put you on the spot i just i don't even know where we stand will you marry me

Speaker 1 and she's like uh well i mean on my end of things i just feel like we never really defined what this relationship you i was like are you do you have a doll that you're trying to throw your voice for she's very howdy dooty like oh well i just don't think that we've ever really defined things so she's leaning into her pageant training as strongly as she can and shep is like but you had to have known how i felt right she's like

Speaker 1 yeah well now i do 100 now i do he's like okay let's just hold it there let's have a group scene and you'll see i'll be with friends and i'll be charming and then you'll fall in love with me and he's like life is way too short to ignore a strong feeling about somebody you know in a relationship i'm like yeah that's why she's not spending more time with you life is too short to spend time with shep so she life is too short to spend time with someone whose life is too short that's what i think she's thinking and also he keeps doing this thing with her where he's like um okay so this is how i feel okay hold off hold off because he doesn't want her to break up with him and he knows she's about to and it's just so unfair he keeps acting like they're having these deep discussions no you are having these discussions with yourself and then every time she tries to come back and say her side you stop her her and wait for, you know, wait for another scene.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So they go down to dinner and, and he like links arms with her and she just seems so unhappy about this. So they show up and everything.
Um,

Speaker 1 um, and so Sienna hugs everyone, says hi, and it's like,

Speaker 1 I know.

Speaker 1 That attitude that she has of being friendly with cast members, it's just,

Speaker 1 what a horrible person. What horrible energy she has.
She's like, hi, everybody. So good to see you again.
I think last time I saw you was at your dog party. So nice to see you.
Greg's like, bitch.

Speaker 1 So Chef runs over to pull out Sienna's chair. And Madison's like, honestly, anything Shep does, especially when it's romantic, or at least trying to make us believe he's romantic.
I'm like, ew, no.

Speaker 1 This is awful. Yeah, and she's calling it too, when she says, at least trying to make us believe he's romantic.

Speaker 1 So Taylor is like, This is gonna make me throw up. And so, you know, they're making small talk.
And the waitress comes over and goes, Okay, guys, hi, I'm your waitress tonight.

Speaker 1 Does anybody have any food allergies? And Craig goes, Um, I'm allergic to dog.

Speaker 1 Okay,

Speaker 1 so it turns out that Big Craig is allergic to little Craig, and Sienna's like, Oh, joy, dogs.

Speaker 1 Maybe not the fucking idiot.

Speaker 1 I'm

Speaker 1 I'm allergic to dog so so Sienna's like yeah join the club and we see flashback of how Sienna was complaining about little Craig farting in bed you know back when Sienna was willing to even get into a bed with with Shep

Speaker 1 and

Speaker 1 everyone's like horrified uh well Austin especially looks horrified by little Craig's gas oh it's insane right now Madison's like sienna well we probably haven't seen y'all since we last saw each other right uh you wanna this is my way of opening up the conversation of where the hell have you been?

Speaker 1 And Sienna's like, Yeah,

Speaker 1 we haven't seen you, and neither is Shep. So, for somebody who's so in love, you sure haven't seen Shep much, huh?

Speaker 1 And Shep is like, Oh, gosh, I forgot to bring your boots. You left your boots at my house.
Oh, well, I guess you'll have to come to Charleston.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 and she's like, I'll buy more. And he's like, Well, what if I wear them?

Speaker 1 So then the food comes and Austin's like, Shab, Shab, Shab. Let's go to the bar.
Let's go to the bar, bro. Let's go to the bar.
So they go to have their little side conversation. And meanwhile,

Speaker 1 Sally's like, hey, come on in here, girl. Let's have some goss.
And she's like, oh, finally, I'm at the fun part of the table. Old man McSyphilis shirt is gone.
Am I right?

Speaker 1 Gonoria girl. So then

Speaker 1 I'm just trying to make a bun.

Speaker 1 I think we actually actually titled one of our watch what crap ins gone area girl, gone probably did comma area girl.

Speaker 1 Guess what? This is the party side of the table, they don't have dogs here, so I can breathe easy. And Madison's like, I'm shocked to see you here today.

Speaker 1 I mean, not just because, like, I know he was like a little nervous because I hear you've been playing hard to get, but I think that's good for him.

Speaker 1 She goes, Have I been playing hard to get, or am I hard to get? I was like, Yes, yes, Sienna.

Speaker 1 like, oh, yeah, that's what we're looking for. Tell us more about you.
None of us have anything going on at this table. Go ahead, baby.
Go on. And

Speaker 1 did you notice that Rodrigo kept speaking in this episode, but they didn't even turn his mic on? I love the production of that. The production is like, you are not forcing us to deal with Rodrigo.

Speaker 1 No, we're not turning on his mic. Half the time, you just see Rodrigo's mouth like talking to people and you never hear what he's saying.

Speaker 1 He should really be there with Sienna and then she could like talk through her mouth and he can talk with an open mouth.

Speaker 1 He can flap his lips with no sound coming out and they could do like a little ventriloquist act.

Speaker 1 So he's basically everyone is just quietly and politely and happily segueing into, okay, Sienna, do you want to talk shit about Shep? Because this is a safe space to do that if you want to talk shit.

Speaker 1 You can tell us everything. Don't worry.
It'll be safe. Yeah.
And they tell him straight up. Like, they tell her straight up.
Like, Shep is this guy. He has this reputation.

Speaker 1 Like, he treats women like shit. He's never, you know, in love with anybody, but now all of a sudden he's in love with you and it's super weird.
So what's going on? And she's like, well, I love him.

Speaker 1 He's amazing. World peace.

Speaker 1 You know, big, I'm really big on people who don't have an education getting educated. And I don't like global warming either.
And they're like, okay, but stop with the beauty page and answers, honey.

Speaker 1 And Sally's like, yeah, he said the love word. And she's like, oh, well, he's a great person.

Speaker 1 And we've had a lot of fun time together, not polluting oceans.

Speaker 1 And then we got to Austin and Shep sitting somewhere talking about it.

Speaker 1 And Austin's like, well, let me be the first to start out by saying that I was very pleased, obviously, that the two of you came to dinner.

Speaker 1 And Shep is like, gosh, yeah, I said everything I wanted to say. Cut back to

Speaker 1 this awful moment

Speaker 1 where he's, you know, talk. talking to Sienna.
We could have babies. We could have little children that look kind of like you and kind of like me.

Speaker 1 And yeah, but you never let her say what she wanted to say. And then she's like, I didn't know you ever thought this.

Speaker 1 And I was like, damn it, because it's like, it's like only been like a long weekend every time we hang out, you know? So maybe she just didn't know.

Speaker 1 So we go back to the party side of the table. And Madison's like, okay, Sienna, I have a real question.
She's like, okay. Are you and Jeff actually together?

Speaker 1 And Sienna's like, um,

Speaker 1 she like takes a sip and she goes, as of right now,

Speaker 1 which, by the way, you already know the answer is no, if the answer is as of right now, question mark. And Matt's like, yes.
And, you know, Sally's like, are you exclusive?

Speaker 1 Can you hook up with other people? And Sienna's like,

Speaker 1 can you, can you like kind of give blowjobs in parking lots?

Speaker 1 Is that still acceptable?

Speaker 1 Have you ever been to the Grand Round?

Speaker 1 So what was the name of that place that she went? She gave the blowjob? The Grand Republic. The Grand American Round Round.
Grand American. Grand American.

Speaker 1 So Sienna goes, she's like, well, Shep and I never had that conversation in the first place. And we never said we were going to be in a relationship.
And we never said we're going to be exclusive.

Speaker 1 And we never even said really anything.

Speaker 1 I didn't get to say anything. He just did all the talking.
So are we together? Maybe.

Speaker 1 I don't know. But what I do know is that I just wish this was the time where we could all come together and realize at the end of the day, we're all people and we can all just get along.

Speaker 1 And Taylor's like,

Speaker 1 I think that Shep has probably imagined a lot of this relationship and I'm enjoying it as a bystander.

Speaker 1 So then we cut back to Austin and Shep and Shep's like, whoa, are we gonna like wait and see, you know, getting to know you again? You know, what are we gonna do?

Speaker 1 And she goes, yeah, this discussion isn't over.

Speaker 1 She's like, I want to talk about our future.

Speaker 1 Gosh, it was very adult, which is strange for me because I'm a little boy and it was very respectful. And then, you know, fucking, would you know it? We are walking over here.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, I really miss you. And she's like, I miss you too.

Speaker 1 And then we cut to the footage. And it's Shep saying, did you miss me? And she goes, I'll see.
He goes, well, I miss you. And she goes, I'm sure you do.

Speaker 1 What if it were the men in the show with their unreliable narrators? Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 I just want to win her over again, you know, like all those other times I won her over when she wouldn't text me back after seeing me for two days. And he goes, I'm just so into her.

Speaker 1 And Austin's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, my mouth is saying a lot.
And if you could read spit language, you'd understand.

Speaker 1 I can't read it, but I feel it all over my face.

Speaker 1 So Austin's like, well, I just wish I could see a conversation between them because it just seems to me that Shep is not the best at picking up signals.

Speaker 1 So then Sienna is telling everyone, like, yeah, we're, we're, you know, we're both, you know, Shep and I, we're just so similar, both in terms of being non-committal. And it really works for us.

Speaker 1 Because when she says non-committal, it's kind of like, yeah, I'm not committing to him in any sort of way.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And she's pretty clear. And so Shep's like, what's happening, guys? And so he's like, um, well, we think that maybe she's good for you.

Speaker 1 So, and they all start laughing. And he's like, guys, let's just not grill everybody, please.
Especially dogs. Okay, Shep,

Speaker 1 Craig don't really know what that meant.

Speaker 1 Well, Shep, she checked out everything you said, your timeline, what you want in life, you know, et cetera, et cetera. Yeah, because you're both non-committal, right?

Speaker 1 And then everybody just freezes and the girls start cracking up. And Austin is mad.
He's like, Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.
I would disrespect the males at this table.

Speaker 1 Sorry, I didn't mean to say that. It's like a blowjob in the parking lot of Harris Teeter.
It just happens sometimes.

Speaker 1 It's fleeting, but it happened.

Speaker 1 Shep's like, oh gosh, you talked. And so, yeah.
And Matt goes, I mean, we're not just going to look at her. I mean, Sienna, it's a pleasure.
And so Craig's like, cheers, Sienna. Thanks for having us.

Speaker 1 And it's like, thanks for coming, guys. And he's like, God, she's probably a serial killer.
Terrible energy.

Speaker 1 So now they decide to go up to Madison's room and party. And guess who else took off? The camera crew, because we don't see any of this.
We just jumped to the morning.

Speaker 1 I want to see the girls talking shit about Shep. Why do you keep cutting out the girls? Yeah, I want to see the girls having fun and bonding.
Like, it drives me nuts. Now, listen,

Speaker 1 the dynamic, the Shep Austin Craig trio, that drama triangle is. I love it.
It's such a great, it's so great to watch it. But we need to see our women too.
Like, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 We need to see them partying. We need to see them bonding.
We need to see them having fun times because

Speaker 1 it's just what's right.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 it is. in terms of storytelling.
I mean, it's right in terms of yes, social dynamics, and we should be seeing like women should be getting

Speaker 1 do all the right things, but also like you're telling a story in those characters. So, flesh out everyone that we're seeing, please.
Yeah.

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Speaker 1 So, um,

Speaker 1 uh, so now the guy, it's the next day,

Speaker 1 everything is shit. Everything's disgusting, everything is everywhere.
All right, Trapped.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And then Taylor goes to check on Molly and she's like, I feel like so much better than I did last night.
I'm just like filled with charisma for the day.

Speaker 1 And then in the boys' place, Shep wakes up and gets on the treadmill and then does some push-ups and then eats some leftover pizza.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then Taylor is asking Molly if she's going to be ready for flamingo yoga, and she is. And Molly's asking how last night was, and asking if the Sienna stuff was awkward.

Speaker 1 And Taylor's like, it wasn't awkward at all.

Speaker 1 But dot dot dot, cut to last night, Taylor asking Shep where Sienna was while they were partying in the girls' suite.

Speaker 1 And Shep is like, oh, yeah, um, she went, she went home because she, oh, Sienna had a stomach, a stomach ache, so so she had to go home.

Speaker 1 And we see footage of her being like, yeah, um, yeah, I, I can't, I gotta get, I gotta go. My stomach hurts, is sick, upset.
Gotta go. I've been trying not to vomit since I got here.

Speaker 1 So hope you don't mind. I'm just gonna go.
He's like, oh, really? Come on. It's like, yeah, I gotta go.
And then we cut back to the suite and Madison goes, yeah, she don't like you.

Speaker 1 He's like, of course, I guess I'm going to bed now.

Speaker 1 So he gets he's like all like, you know, now the foot is rattling, right?

Speaker 1 So Taylor's like, I'm not going to, back to present, Taylor's like, I'm not going to be one of those people that's like, you know, karma, but he's tasting his own medicine. And I'm like, yeah,

Speaker 1 it doesn't taste great.

Speaker 1 So you are the person that's going to say, you're just going to word it differently.

Speaker 1 Lead into it. Madison would lead into it.
That's what I say. I say, I would say, I am going to be the person that says karma.
And now you, now look, now look what you've, what you got.

Speaker 1 Ha, I would totally beat that person. So then Austin's sleeping.
So Shep comes and jumps on him. And he's like, why? Why are you doing this? Why?

Speaker 1 He's like, Oh, because I have to tell you, I woke up early, couldn't sleep, but I sent a text right when I woke up. And he's like, Oh, God.

Speaker 1 What'd you say, Shep?

Speaker 1 What'd you say? All right. All right.
The piano player is like getting onto the bench, like, all right, everyone. I'm ready.
Don't worry. I'm here.
Oh, my God. Just let me know.

Speaker 1 Let me know when my services are needed because I know we're about to read a text. All right.

Speaker 1 I said, Good morning, Sienna. Listen, I love seeing you, and no one else makes me feel the way you do.
No one. But I'm not going to try to convince someone that they love me for three days.

Speaker 1 And you're like, oh my God, this is good. Especially when I know that deep down

Speaker 1 they

Speaker 1 do.

Speaker 1 Boom! It's like, no, no, no, they don't. Listen to the Bonnie Raid song.
I can't make you love me if you don't. Not, I can't make you love me if you do.

Speaker 1 It doesn't work that way.

Speaker 1 Well, here's hoping that you understand my feelings and exalt them. Exalt my feelings.

Speaker 1 talks like that i just don't feel this way almost ever i know that you agree and feel a lot of what i do because i've heard it from your perfect little freckled lips in my head the same time you told me you wanted to have my babies on the beach

Speaker 1 small little freckled lips

Speaker 1 now you're just like infantilizing her it's just like so

Speaker 1 It's so

Speaker 1 it was so cringy.

Speaker 1 When I saw you get on the bus to school, I said, I can't wait to fill her lunchbox. Birch!

Speaker 1 Like, how much creepier is it? Butterfly kisses for my Sienna. Butterfly kisses on those pretty little freckled lips.

Speaker 1 And those around us can say and think what they will, but we will have the last laugh and we will love, laugh together, and literally everything that matters. Live, laugh, love.

Speaker 1 Okay, wait for it. Wait for it.
My TED Talk is over. Yeah, youthful, youthful reference.
Youthful reference. Stuck the landing, Gersh.
He just laughed so hard at his own TED Talk joke. And also goes.

Speaker 1 Oh, God. Oh, God.

Speaker 1 No, wait, hold on. B.S.
Just from one of my favorite poets. One way or another, I'm going to find you.
I'm going to get you, get you, get you, get you.

Speaker 1 One way or another.

Speaker 1 Okay, stop. Just stop, please.
Wait, wait, there's more. There's more.
Okay. And then I said, hey,

Speaker 1 I just texted you. And this is crazy.

Speaker 1 But you have my number, so text me back, maybe.

Speaker 1 Oh my god, you're making me cringe for you now, Shap. Dude,

Speaker 1 I respect your vulnerability. I mean, that's for sure.

Speaker 1 You are vulnerable, dude. Vulnerable.

Speaker 1 Well, she hasn't answered.

Speaker 1 So that's okay. She understands what a TED Talk is, because if she doesn't, it doesn't quite make sense.
And maybe I should send another text, right? I'll send another text.

Speaker 1 I'll say, hey there, pretty little freckled lip person. You know what a TED Talk is? It's when someone like me bears their soul in front of an audience, but teaches you things.

Speaker 1 You feel like you've been learned. You've learned something from me.
Okay, my second TED Talk is over. Wait, does the joke now make sense? Because now go back and read the first text.

Speaker 1 It'll make more sense. It'll be funnier.
And then I think you're going to love me now. Okay, let your emotions free.
Signed, TED Talk person. Shop.

Speaker 1 Just over here waiting on a tiny round red carpet for you to text me back.

Speaker 1 So Austin's like, wow, I wish he would have asked me before he decided to stand this. I mean, unbelievable, unbelievable managership, but I want to shrivel up and die for him.

Speaker 1 Okay, I want to fucking evaporate. And then they just show him evaporating from his chair.
They make him disappear in his chair. I want to evaporate into the Bahamian sky.

Speaker 1 All right, well, she faked a stomachache, man. I'm just going to do that right now.
No, no, it was me. Look, Brek,

Speaker 1 it was midnight when we were done and she wanted to go home. I mean, admittedly, admittedly, it was midnight in London, so it was only about 7 p.m.
here, but still it's midnight somewhere, right?

Speaker 1 She had to go home. And they're like, no.
And then we go back to the Flamingo Yoga, which was

Speaker 1 basically Taylor and Molly Rodrigo doing yoga. And the flamingos are just walking among.
I love the flamingos because the flamingos were as judgy as we are. We're like, really?

Speaker 1 Really doing yoga? Taylor, why don't you just be better on this show? You're one season too long. You should have just just left last season.

Speaker 1 Yeah. He's like, the flamingo just said, have some self-respect, Taylor.
And also, the other flamingo said, nice to see you actually get out of bed today, Molly. So it's like, wait a minute.

Speaker 1 I like that one flamingo that walked by Molly and just goes, tuba, really?

Speaker 1 So it's a wacky scene. And then Vanita arrives at the hotel with Whitney and Ryan, and they get their little wristbands.
And

Speaker 1 they're like, who gets solo rooms? I think that Whitney gets a solo room, right?

Speaker 1 I couldn't tell if they get solo rooms, but are in the same suite. I'm not sure, but they got solo rooms and they got like wristbands and Whitney's like, oh, oh, mother,

Speaker 1 will this wristband detect a heartbeat if I have a heart attack?

Speaker 1 So then Vanita's talking to the girls and they're hungover from champagne. And

Speaker 1 Sally's like, yeah, I've just had so much champagne. I don't normally drink that.
She goes, oh, well, you better learn bunking with Madison because champagne's your only option, honey.

Speaker 1 Okay, Charles, try on the sweater. Charles isn't here, sugar.

Speaker 1 Charles, put on the sweater. He's not here.

Speaker 1 Hold on.

Speaker 1 Let me talk to my plant. Where's my plant? Your plant's not here, Bernita.
Oh, my God. Somebody get her a crutch.

Speaker 1 She just puts a leash on a pillow. You're my new Charles.

Speaker 1 So she's putting a sweater on the pillow. Oh, God, she's really lost it.

Speaker 1 She cooks Franzeno for the pillow. So

Speaker 1 over with the guys. It's like, wait a minute.

Speaker 1 That pillow just broke up with me. Oh, god damn it.
You really have terrible luck.

Speaker 1 Wait, is that pillow JD or is it Charles? A little bit of both.

Speaker 1 So back to the guys.

Speaker 1 There's a tray of food out in the hallway, but Austin can't get it through the door. So he's like, oh, Craig, there's some.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to do it for you. You can do it yourself.
Mostly because I can't really figure out. God, I understand what it's like being Kyle Richards right now.
It's rough.

Speaker 1 Rough.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And Shep's like, by the way,

Speaker 1 Garsh, I need to read you the text I sent to Sienna this morning. Craig's like, you sent the tech that you sent to Sienna.
Yeah, Garsh, I want to read it to you. It's like, okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 Second time's the charm. Good morning, Sienna.
No one else makes me feel the way you do. Yada, yada, yada.
Pretty little, pretty little freckled lips. It's a rare thing.
Very rare.

Speaker 1 Actually, we get more details details this time because I think the first time was the abridged version. Now we hear things like, it's a rare thing.
It's very rare.

Speaker 1 The rarest thing on earth and the most beautiful and pure things. Okay, I'm going to stop, but can we please follow our heart? We will have love, laughter, and literally everything that matters.

Speaker 1 Wait for it. Wait for it.
Okay, my TED Junk is over. Youth boat.
Youth vote.

Speaker 1 Has she responded to you yet? No, she hasn't. But I think that she's still probably

Speaker 1 swooting over me when I said, it's a rare thing, the very rare, rarest, rarest, rare, rare thing in the world, love.

Speaker 1 So Craig's like,

Speaker 1 look, your sentiment's beautiful, Chef, but like, it is what it is, you know? It was a good try. It was a valiant effort.
Hey, why do you sound like Austin all of a sudden? God, don't put that on me.

Speaker 1 I'm the sensitive friend. I'm the sensitive one.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to lie to you because this shouldn't have to be as forced as it is, you know? I'm like, yes. Oh, you're talking.
Oh, I thought he was talking about him and Paige.

Speaker 1 Sorry, he was talking about Sienna, but I agree. Yes.
Yeah. And he was like, yeah, I don't know how Shep doesn't get it.
Like, you shouldn't have to explain to someone.

Speaker 1 You just started to see why you should be together. I guess he put the you just started to see as the caveat because

Speaker 1 I really wish they had put all of the Naomi clips in here because they're good. What do you mean, breakups? Like, there's like literally no reason to break up.
Don't be stupid.

Speaker 1 You shouldn't have to explain to someone you just started to see or someone you've been seeing for two and a half years that you've now abducted and brought to a bee farm why you should be together and have babies.

Speaker 1 It's that simple.

Speaker 1 You shouldn't have to force someone to love goats. They should naturally love goats.

Speaker 1 You shouldn't have to lure your girlfriend to visit you by putting a little desk next to a cricket machine. It's just that simple.

Speaker 1 Well, I put it out there. I said what I needed to say and stopped her from saying anything that she could say.
So, you know, that's important.

Speaker 1 Because when we were at dinner last night, it was electric. It was electric.
I felt a little from her, but she won't admit it. I mean, her phone just kept buzzing, buzzing, buzzing.

Speaker 1 Is that why you kept on saying boogie woogie woogie woo? Yes, precisely.

Speaker 1 Craig, you're huge on closure. And I mean, if this is closure, then that's fine.
I'm willing to accept it. If this is the end, I'm willing to accept it.
Gosh, I'm not willing to accept it.

Speaker 1 No, it's not closure. It had to have been opened in the first place for it to be closure, Shep.
That was a let's run away and get married message from you. And then they all laugh.

Speaker 1 So they're like, well, you're still going to have fun today with us, right? And he's like, okay,

Speaker 1 Garsh, today is my day where I stand around and be super, super sad. Hold on, watch me do it right here in front of this window as I stare at the sea.
I was like, what are you, the old man in the sea?

Speaker 1 She's not into you. Stop trying to make this happen for us.
I'm not buying this for two seconds.

Speaker 1 So then, um,

Speaker 1 so now they're talking about like the uh, Vanita, Madison, and Sally are at the beach, and they're like, It is hot outside. God, I would love to go on that boat.

Speaker 1 I'd love to be like, get me on that boat so I get air conditioning. They start talking about JT and showing up and everything.

Speaker 1 And Vanita's talking about how he missed his flight and all that, all that stuff. And Madison is like, Look, this group is about friends, and I'm not being a mean girl.
I'm not, I'm really not.

Speaker 1 But I mean, if JT wants to come and blow things up, I'm locked and loaded and ready. I brought three extra cobs of corn today.
I'm taking him down. I'm taking him down to Chinatown.

Speaker 1 I liked when she goes, yeah, I want to get on that boat. Hey, Sally, go shake your tits.
So he's like, God, why me? You're Sally. Go do it.
Earn yourself. She's called the SS Great American.

Speaker 1 Now go do it.

Speaker 1 So, yeah, JT also missed his flight. So he's not going to be there.

Speaker 1 So then we go back to the boys.

Speaker 1 Shep is going to go snorkeling and the other group is going to go to the fish fry and sienna says she's gonna come to the fish fry and we see clips of her being like um fish fry that sounds so fun that's right next to the bahamian um sabaro okay great yeah not touristy at all i'll totally be there can't wait yeah and also like wait what And Shep is like, yeah, Garsh, I'm not going to be there.

Speaker 1 I'm going to go snorkeling. Wait, what? And Craig's like, well, she can go snorkeling with you.
Why would she not like want to hang out with you?

Speaker 1 Because she's, all the women are independent go-to fish fry

Speaker 1 so they're like wait so we're separating on a friend trip some of us are going to a fish fry some of us are going snorkeling you're going snorkeling but your girlfriend's gonna come on the fish fry and he's like yeah totally natural

Speaker 1 okay well why wouldn't you go on the fish fry like this is so stupid so why wouldn't you just go on the fish fry so you could be around her he's like whoa go we're our own people guys god she's so not not into you.

Speaker 1 This is so sad. I know.
Craig,

Speaker 1 don't be all a cutthroat. That's not who you are.

Speaker 1 And then Austin's like,

Speaker 1 and then he's like, you guys can talk to her and be friends with her and bring her into the group. And then she'll see it's a cool group.
She'll want to be in the group.

Speaker 1 And when she's in the group, she'll see that I'm kind of like the leader of the group. And when she's the leader of the group, she's going to love me.
Oh, sorry. Another chat talk.

Speaker 1 Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, youth reference. And Austin goes, yeah.
I think that's a really good move, Chep.

Speaker 1 I was trying to be supportive. And he's like, yeah, you know what? I I don't like kicking somebody when they're down.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Please. You're one of the men on this show.
That's all you do. And granted, it's very fun.
I've been watching this show for nine years now. Don't stop.

Speaker 1 So it's like, especially a friend kicking another friend. You know, it doesn't sit right.
It doesn't sit right with me. Unless we're ganging up on Shep to like him out, speak to him at the reunion.

Speaker 1 You know, stuff like that. Literally,

Speaker 1 Lily, Austin, Craig, and Shep are like the rockets all coiled up on each other. All you do is kick each each other.

Speaker 1 It doesn't sit right with me. So Craig is like, he's like, look, you can continue to enable your delusional friend or tell them how it is.

Speaker 1 I'm not pumped that Sienna doesn't like you, but she doesn't like you.

Speaker 1 And I mean, why would you want us to be friends with her? Because she's a really good person. And I mean, despite the way she makes me feel, a little boy with a broken heart.

Speaker 1 You know, but she also made me feel really good.

Speaker 1 And they're like, and and he's trying to say this he's trying to be like no she's really great everything's great between us and he's sitting there and his his foot is just like right in the center of the camera

Speaker 1 like like things are blowing off of off of like surfaces and like papers are around the room as this like current of air is coming out of his foot Yeah, and Craig's like, yeah, but like, look, you know how I am though.

Speaker 1 Like, if someone's not making you feel nice, I don't want to be fake nice to that person.

Speaker 1 And Chef's like, but Sienna called. Oh, my God, Sienna called.
Santa called. Sienna.
Oh, I'm going to go. I'm going to go talk to her.

Speaker 1 Sienna, Garsh. Live, laugh, love, live, laugh, love.

Speaker 1 I'm just a boy, a boy standing in a baby cradle who wants babies that look like you.

Speaker 1 Wait, Garsh, guys. Hold on.
Sienna's calling. Wait, listen to this.
Hold on.

Speaker 1 Hello, Ted here.

Speaker 1 Get it. And I'm talking.

Speaker 1 And she's like,

Speaker 1 well, yeah, about the fish fry. I don't really know if I want to take the town off.
Okay, you're not into TikToks. How about Teddy Swims? You can come snorkeling.
She's like, no,

Speaker 1 I just, like, I'm sick and I just, I drink alcohol and I don't drink and I just, I just, no.

Speaker 1 And the entire concept of you makes me nauseous, so I think I'm going to pass on this one.

Speaker 1 Well, okay, no big deal. You know, I mean, that text I sent you, right? That was pretty

Speaker 1 epic, pulitzer-winning, poetic. I don't know, choose a word.
Choose a word. And she's like,

Speaker 1 she's like, yeah, about that text. It was really intense, and I do want to talk about it.
Oh, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, do it now! Don't do it now!

Speaker 1 Okay, um, fine. Well, I'm gonna be over here saying, pretending like I'm puking.
Okay, well,

Speaker 1 we'll talk about when I see you. We can go out on the boat and have a big day, a fun fun day.
See, I'm not clingy. I could spend a full 24 hours without talking to you.
Woo!

Speaker 1 And she's like, yeah, okay. So he's like, okay, well, I'm just going to hang with the crew and not feel any sort of way.

Speaker 1 Okay, so this is more proof that this girl does not give a crap about being on this show. Everybody's saying she's using Shep to get on this show, but what is she using him for?

Speaker 1 She even got a scene. I feel like the producers were like, okay, she clearly hates Shep, but we want to know more about her.
So we'll just send her with the friend group and not Shep.

Speaker 1 And she's still like, no.

Speaker 1 she's like, I'm not going to that fucking fish fry place.

Speaker 1 I don't feel like having diarrhea all day long. I, by the way, I want to go to that fish fry place.
That looks so good. I've just, now I want fried fish.

Speaker 1 Um, unfortunately, the fried fish place that's right near me closed, which makes me really sad. So, R.I.P.

Speaker 1 Craven Claw.

Speaker 1 It was called Craven Claw. Well, there's your first, there's your first hint.

Speaker 1 And it used to be called

Speaker 1 a Harry Potter themed

Speaker 1 fish fry. And it used to be

Speaker 1 called.

Speaker 1 It used to have the most ridiculous name before that. It was like,

Speaker 1 why am I blanking on the name? No, no, no. It was crap.

Speaker 1 It was crap.

Speaker 1 It was like.

Speaker 1 It was like, I'm so crabby or something like that. Why am I blanking on the name?

Speaker 1 Listen, if you, the first rule own of opening up a fish, like a fried fish restaurant is you have to give it a ridiculous name. We all know that.
Yeah. We all know that.

Speaker 1 Dear Krabby. So Shep's like, well, I think there's something so special that we had that, you know, like, how could you ignore it? How could you turn away from it? I'm a rational guy.

Speaker 1 Gorsh, yeah, I'm totally chill. This is reminding me, honestly, this is giving me PTSD to my own awful behavior once.
I'm not going to lie.

Speaker 1 I once went down like a Shep path back in 2001 when I moved to Los Angeles. I didn't have any friends and I was new to the city and it was like an exciting new time.
And

Speaker 1 I met the guy who played Jan Jan, the cheerleading man from Bring It On at the gym. And he was so cute, but he was also like famous and he was nice to me.

Speaker 1 And then I'd run into him at the gym and then we became friends.

Speaker 1 And I was like, oh my God, it's all happening I have a I have a friend and he's like famous and he's gonna bring me into these cool circles I'm gonna hang out with all these cool people and I would call him all the time to hang out like so much where it became like

Speaker 1 it became actually it wasn't like an obsession but it was like a it was like it was too much it was it was like what Shep was doing it was too much it was like clearly this person was like

Speaker 1 sliding into something psychologically that I needed and then and he just like you know clearly he was like whoa you know and then eventually I I stopped.

Speaker 1 Eventually I was like, okay, I got to get a grip. And I also made friends and I sort of came back to reality.
But I always think about the time when I,

Speaker 1 when I was basically non-stop calling Jan Jan the cheerleading man from bringing on. And it's like the most mortifying thing I've ever done in my life.
And I'm very much. I was like guy.

Speaker 1 I guess that was a different. No, no, no, no, Ben McKenzie, I was just normal friends with him.
He just goes to me because he became famous.

Speaker 1 But like Jan Jan, the cheerleading man, I was like, I saw my future of what my life in LA could be. I was like, I'm going to be swept up into this group.
I'm finally going to be with the cool kids.

Speaker 1 I'm finally going to be accepted. It's going to be amazing.
And I just got so obsessed with that notion that I was always like, you want to hang out? Oh, well, it's been two hours.

Speaker 1 Maybe you didn't see that I called. I'd call again.
It was crazy.

Speaker 1 Well, that's, you know, I think we've all been in these positions, right? Where you like somebody more than they like you and you end up embarrassed.

Speaker 1 And years down the line, you kind of think back on it. We were children.
You know what I mean? About to mention the other thing is I was 22. This girl is 26 and this girl is 26.

Speaker 1 So that's like a huge difference because it changes the levels. It's not just a normal thing.
It's like him trying to impose his will on some young girl. It's creepy.
Like it's just creepy.

Speaker 1 The other stuff, I mean, I think that's like totally, that's cute. That's actually really cute.

Speaker 1 Me, like me with Jan, me trying to like hang out with him and like, well, for a moment there, I was sort of in like that little young Hollywood circle, you know, I don't remember, remember, if you name some people i'd be like oh yeah that person and that person and like his wife kyler lee and i was like it's all happening i have famous friends i'm gonna be on text and like whoa it's cold in here there must be some tauros in the atmosphere all right

Speaker 1 well the most embarrassing thing i said was

Speaker 1 kirsh your pretty little freckled lips let's hang out tonight

Speaker 1 don't deny our friendship son now my ted talk is over no it's like, it's like, I'm like cringing right now. Like, even just talking about it, I'm like, it was so,

Speaker 1 it's so, so, so embarrassing. But again, like you said, kids and I was like, also, I was like a closeted, you know, person new in the city, whatever.
But Shep is old and

Speaker 1 he shouldn't be acting like this. It's one thing if you're like a, if you're young newbie in the city and don't know everything.
The world is exciting and crazy.

Speaker 1 But when you're just like an old fart, you know,

Speaker 1 don't obsess over Sienna. Yeah, it's gross oh so this is the part where uh shep is now destroyed and he's sitting out looking at the sea the old man of the sea

Speaker 1 he's like yeah guys

Speaker 1 i'm just in uncharted waters

Speaker 1 no you're not you're not you're not no you're not she doesn't like you okay so yeah craig says uh she should have texted you back and said i love you too like i mean come on like don't let it fuck with your day he's like it's not it's not the point was I was going to have a big victim vacation so girls and bars would feel sorry for me and I can continue to get late for the next five years to go off that goodwill.

Speaker 1 So I think it's working, guys. Just let me sit here and pretend to almost cry for a little bit.

Speaker 1 So then we go to the girls' suite and everyone's getting ready. Some people are getting ready to go snorkeling and some people are going to go to the fish fry.

Speaker 1 And then the snorkel people are in the van and Shepa's like, Taylor, you expressively said you want to go to the fish fry, but now you're snorkeling. What the hell?

Speaker 1 Taylor's like, well, I'm choosing water over food because I realized if you get if you drown today, I want to

Speaker 1 No, we froze.

Speaker 1 Sorry, we froze. Oh, gosh, I still see you.

Speaker 1 We froze at 104. Sorry, Christina, cut it out.
Okay, go from the part where

Speaker 1 I guess you just finished Taylor's line. Where Taylor said, I'm choosing water over food.
Yeah. Oh, well, that's a good call.
Good call. That way we don't have to talk to anybody, right?

Speaker 1 We can just stare at marine life, you know. And I mean, there's just so many fish in the sea, right, Taylor? Right? Right, Taylor.
She's like,

Speaker 1 can watch you flop around gasping for air like whatever fish we run into. Oh, well, this will be fine.

Speaker 1 Do you think that fishes can get text messages? Because I really want to profess my love to that big salmon over there.

Speaker 1 I can't wait to try my TED Talks joke out on the angelfish.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 now

Speaker 1 Vanita's talking about stealing all the balmain. That's exciting.
So anyway, they're getting into the, they're all going to head toward the fish fry and everything.

Speaker 1 And they're getting into the van and stuff. And Craig is like, hey, so fish fry people, Sienna, she wanted to come to the fish fry with us and not Shep.
And they're like, oh, no, oh, bad.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's sad. Matt.
I feel bad. I'm sorry.
Go ahead. No,

Speaker 1 you can speak on my behalf. I'm sorry.
I thought you was done. Okay, well, I feel bad for him, honestly, because, you know, like, I think he's being a little simpy.
He's just being a little simpy.

Speaker 1 I mean, it's sad but honestly shep has been digging into my relationship since i met him and i'm so glad they put this in here because shep's like i'm just such a good person bullshit inter intercut with all the times he was an asshole to madison uh so we cut back to 2018 and she's like why are you getting involved in my relationship and he's like oh uh he's like i have every right to gorsh you know i thought you were stronger than the tire iron but apparently not

Speaker 1 yeah and you know what someday i'm gonna find somewhere that's sunny and and amazing and gorgeous. And she's like, and be alone.
Be alone, chip. He's like, and be alone.

Speaker 1 And here we are. All these years.
Yeah, and by the way, seven years letters. Talk about secreting some shit.
You go. Yes.
That's why he's obsessed with her because she is like completing the picture.

Speaker 1 He literally says, he lays it all out that he wants to be somewhere with sun and white sand and like in love or whatever.

Speaker 1 So Craig is like, it's okay to like someone, but then you got to recognize when they don't like you back. And at that point, you must move on.
And I know I would do that.

Speaker 1 Luckily, Paige really, really likes me a lot. Yeah, so then we go back to the snorkeling van and they're still talking about Sienna because no one hasn't, like literally no one has anything going on.

Speaker 1 Molly's like, so has Sienna messaged you? And she's like, he's like, oh yeah, she did. She did.
And I made the decision to take the night off, take the day off, you know, just enjoy myself.

Speaker 1 Totally my decision. I said, you know what, Sienna, i hope you get a stomachache and stay home and she did so still in control of the situation yeah you know wow i don't know yeah

Speaker 1 yeah because there's just they're just like a strange energy i don't know you you got me as as to what we're what it's all about like but i'm not gonna i don't know like don't water plants like that don't bring beauty right if that makes sense you know it's like that old saying um don't Don't, don't touch poison ivy if you're not gonna grow it in your home garden, right?

Speaker 1 Gersh. Don't water plants that don't bring beauty.
It's not your plant. Stop watering other people's plants.
You're watering gravel.

Speaker 1 It's not flowering for you. And Taylor tries to keep going with this.
She's like, yeah, like sometimes you're watering a plant that just needs to be repotted.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it needs a bigger pot, you know? And Molly goes, sometimes the hermit crab outgrows its shell. Come on, Molly.
It's got to stick with botany. Come on.
You can't bring it to hermit crabs.

Speaker 1 None of it really makes sense. Penalty sense.
Penalty plan.

Speaker 1 Molly's like, yeah, I think it somehow makes sense to me. I don't know.
So then they go snorkeling, and it's really pretty. You know, they have fish charts.
That's Ryan's line for the thing.

Speaker 1 He's like, guys,

Speaker 1 they have fish charts. We can see the kind of fish that we're going to be shopping for.
Looking at.

Speaker 1 Guys, it says that there are nurse sharks.

Speaker 1 Are the nurse sharks going to kill us? Like, no, they're actually really, really nice sharks.

Speaker 1 They're like puppies.

Speaker 1 Poor Ryan.

Speaker 1 He's terrified. I know, and he looks so cute, too, that we don't know anything about this man.
So now the other group is having food.

Speaker 1 And then we see Craig talking about how great it was back living in the Bahamas. Yeah, because he's so he's, yeah, because they order chicken in a bag.

Speaker 1 And when he starts talking about living in the Bahamas, they keep cutting to Austin just like looking down at his napkin or something. But it's kind of like a

Speaker 1 moment because they want to be like, look, Austin doesn't even want to listen to Craig's story. He wants to look at his napkin.

Speaker 1 But it's also like, to be fair, Craig has probably talked about living in the Bahamas a million times every week since 2018. That was like his whole thing for the longest time.

Speaker 1 Like, back in the Bahamas,

Speaker 1 I would wake up in the morning and go to sleep at night. Back in the Bahamas to get places, I would get into a car back in the Bahamas.
Bahamas.

Speaker 1 Um, so Sally's like, Well, I think the boat ride's gonna be fun if that works out tomorrow. And he's like, Well, I just don't think Sienna should come.
She's like, Yeah, she gave us bad vibes.

Speaker 1 He goes, Yeah, I don't want to go in on her too much, even though I went on her when I woke up and then went on her on the ride here. And then I'm now going to go in on her again.

Speaker 1 But like, I've never felt the energy of a person I've felt coming off of her. Like, I never, ever met someone with that energy and then we see a clip of her coming in going hi and him going

Speaker 1 i was like when she walked in the room i like panicked i poured like champagne because i thought we were gonna hang out and then i was like i need to go fix the reservation downstairs she was out of control what a monster

Speaker 1 So then the snorkeling crew is now talking after snorkeling and stuff. And they're like, oh, oh, that was so fun, Ryan.
You know, I guess, or who, I don't care. So Ryan's like,

Speaker 1 we did this because of you, Shep. This is a great trip.
So thank you. And Shep's like, I don't know about that.
Please don't remind me I'm here.

Speaker 1 Well, Shep, does this beach remind you of any beaches in Vietnam? Is that going to make you feel better? No.

Speaker 1 Molly's like, well, look, we're on this beautiful beach. Things are great right now.
And Taylor's like, please don't remind me that I'm here. And Shep's like, I just, oh, I'm having a hard time.

Speaker 1 And Molly goes, because of Sienna? No, because of global warming. It just all of a sudden hit him.
Of course, because of

Speaker 1 Sienna, Molly. And Taylor's like,

Speaker 1 yeah, well, this ain't my circus anymore, but

Speaker 1 I just hope this is a wake-up call to maybe date people his own age. How old is Taylor?

Speaker 1 Yeah, why why don't you, you were the, you know, you were part of that too. She's 30.
So, oh, okay. So you're four years different.
Huge difference, Taylor. Yeah.
Somali is like, yeah, getting old.

Speaker 1 And then Sashep sees like a stone. He's like, what is that? And Ryan's like, I think it's a silver dollar.
Oh, gosh, coral or something. And he's like, you think I can skip it? Like, no.

Speaker 1 How many times do you think I can skip it? So then he goes off to the ocean and he's like.

Speaker 1 Taylor, this is why I'm going going to prove you wrong. Because Taylor's like, no, you can't skip it.
It's going to fall right into the water. I'm right.
You're wrong.

Speaker 1 He's like, I'm right and you're wrong. What about that? She goes, no, I'm right and you're wrong.
It's going to hit the water and go straight in.

Speaker 1 And then Molly goes, um, actually, you're a little high above the water. You need to adjust.
And she goes, don't help him. Taylor's like, don't help him.
And then he skips it.

Speaker 1 And the audience is like, boo, fuck Taylor for not having more faith in the skipping stone. What a bitch.
What a miserable ice queen bitch. Next time, support the stone.

Speaker 1 Is this the part? Maybe this is later. I don't remember, but is this the part where Molly's like, I mean, like, Shep deserves, like, better.
Like,

Speaker 1 I could be into him.

Speaker 1 Shep deserves someone who gives a shit. Like, someone who wants to support your stone skipping.
Someone who's going to give you tips.

Speaker 1 Someone's going to lift you up like Josh Grobin and make sure that stone gets three hops before it plunks into the water and hits a... hits a little fish a clownfish on the forehead and

Speaker 1 gives it brain damage so um uh i just just, there was, again, there was something so funny about this.

Speaker 1 A, that Molly, like that this skipping stone moment was like, it was like a A B test between support and no support, but also it was like, poor Shep is heartbroken, so he's going to stand by some water and skip stones.

Speaker 1 It's like, oh, God, get over it. There's Shep, Shep being mature.
I'm going to skip some stones. So then at the other place, Vinita's phone dings and we find out that JT has landed.

Speaker 1 And they're like, wow, well, I hope he got some little airplane wings on the plane. That's what they give little wallets.

Speaker 1 Did he get his wings? That was so funny. And

Speaker 1 Shep is like, Shep is, Shep says that he's excited for JT.

Speaker 1 And then Austin, back at, I guess, at snorkeling, but then Austin back in Fish Fry is like, well, Shep is just feeling all sorts of something.

Speaker 1 And Vinya's like, well, have you guys seen him infatuated with someone like Sienna before? And like, never, I've never seen him like this. I just hope he doesn't spin out.

Speaker 1 And Austin's like, I'm walking away.

Speaker 1 craig's like oh craig god he's like what tell me i didn't mean to say something bad he's like i understand no dude you know what it's not cool man it's not cool okay because like you really want this you really want it i'm very angry and so austin's like you know craig says that he's always rooting for everybody but i have far more empathy than Craig does.

Speaker 1 I love that it always comes down to a competition on the show. It's not really even standing up for Shep.
It's just like, I'm the empathetic one.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And he's like, because I know the underlying tones of him saying that.

Speaker 1 And like, the underlying tones are like, I hope that Shep doesn't turn back to the bottle because then he doesn't have, you know, control of his emotions.

Speaker 1 And I have, I have control over my emotions because I'm like a man and everything. Oh, yeah, right, right.
Yeah. You totally have all the control over your emotions.

Speaker 1 Listen, only if you have the biggest room possible, it's insane right now. Yeah, and that's a very good point, you know.

Speaker 1 And Craig is kind of blind to his own behavior at all times, which I think is kind of funny. He's like, I just wish people could control their emotions like me.
Cut back to yesterday.

Speaker 1 30-year-olds don't have to do rooms. I'm rich.
Idiot.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 then Craig is like, you have to tell Austin, or he'll be like, oh, Austin goes to the bathroom. And then they're talking about, like, do you want to go to another bar? And everyone's like, yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, Craig, Craig proposes going to another bar. But then he's like, but you guys have to be the one to tell Austin.
Otherwise, he'll be like, why do we always have to do what Craig wants to do?

Speaker 1 Which is kind of funny.

Speaker 1 So they go to another bar and they get some drinks. And there's a whole bunch of like rum or something on top of one and madison's pouring out their drinking so anyway craig um

Speaker 1 uh and madison go off to talk by the by the beach and craig's like it's just like you know i haven't gotten to talk in so long and i feel like life in charleston for the group has just gotten like real fractured i'm like yeah well you moved out to the suburbs so yeah it is a little fractured you're not there anymore i mean yeah you don't hang out with your friends you tried to dump shep last year and kind of Austin this year.

Speaker 1 So, listen, I'm not even saying you were wrong in that. I was kind of on your side in that stuff.
Yeah, but don't act like don't act surprised. Yeah, then it's like fractured.

Speaker 1 And so, Maddis is like, I know. And he says, Well, like, things haven't been the same with me in Austin since all this started.
Yeah, but y'all are like Bathers. Yeah, but he doesn't like me, though.

Speaker 1 Like, I just don't know why he hates me. Maybe because last week you tried to fucking take his business away from him for $30,000.
Like, hello, are you watching the show that you're on, sir? I know.

Speaker 1 He's like, Austin was like, I just want to hang out with you more. And I tried to make plans to golf with you.
And you ditched me so you could garden in your backyard. And you put it on Instagram.

Speaker 1 And now you've tried to buy me out of like my own podcast for like a low-ball number. And he's like, he hates me.
I don't know why he hates me. It's like, you can't play the victim on this one, Craig.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's pretty clear to everyone else. So then back at the table, Sally's like, well, where's everybody else? There's like literally no storylines.

Speaker 1 And Austin's like, well, Craig and Madison are down by the water talking like i'm just trying to keep a cup of sedic

Speaker 1 and yeah so then we go back to craig and he's like i can see in his face like i know he loves me and he doesn't want to hate me but when he looks at me i see his face twinge well look in his defense his face twinges

Speaker 1 every second of the day i've never seen austin's face not going

Speaker 1 yeah he's he's very twinge forward and then we see a montage of like craig being like hi everyone and it's like

Speaker 1 austin looks away you guys want to sit at that table?

Speaker 1 Awesome looks away. So

Speaker 1 I'm like, why do you fucking hate me so much?

Speaker 1 Craig, we just went over this. So Madison is like, well, y'all will figure it out.
Clearly, the band-aid that we put on our relationship is starting to come off rapidly.

Speaker 1 Madison goes, well, I mean, at the end of the day, they're sisters for life.

Speaker 1 They're sisters for life. And I think they got to get back together.
And, you know, I don't want to shoot sides, but I think Craig, I think that Craig is taking it a little bit too far.

Speaker 1 I think y'all will always be friends. I mean, as long as there's a television show, he's like, That's good, that's what I want.

Speaker 1 And so, that's it. The saga continues.
Will the boys continue to be flaggings?

Speaker 1 Who knows? I guess we'll find out more next week. Next week, it looks like as the big JT joins the group and gets into a fight with everyone at dinner scene.
So, that's going to be fun to watch.

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