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So they they're getting ready for spiritual flamenco and they're all doing this and Adriana goes to Lisa's room and Lisa is on the phone with Jodi and Lisa's like Adriana was there for the whole thing Jodi Okay, and all she does all Larsa does is she says oh like she's literally a bad friend to me and she keeps on saying I'm a good friend.

I'm a good friend.

I'm a good mom.

I'm a good this.

I'm a good that.

XYZ.

All these things.

She just keeps on going on and on.

And then we do see a montage of Larsa declaring that she's a good friend, which is hilarious because Larsa is not a good friend.

Larsa, yeah, Larsa's, I don't think, known for being a good friend, right?

Um, four weeks earlier, we see all of this stuff.

So then Jody's like, Well, have you ever met a better self-proclaimed friend?

Why would you be a good friend to her now?

She spent the last couple of months being a predator to me and you.

Why are you supposed to hear her now?

yeah i need to get to the bottom of this right now

so the producer's like okay let's get jodi in for his first ever confessional okay now jody yeah i want you to say your truth scroll scroll scroll scroll if you would like to open your

teeth up like if you want to open your jaw to speak that would be great but you can just say it through your teeth that's fine all right you know okay you know what lisa okay if you watch the instagram videos it's really gonna distract me right now what well I'm not looking at Instagram.

What am I doing?

I'm not doing anything.

I like something.

Okay, I like something.

Okay, you caught me.

You caught me.

I'll just keep doing it.

You just talk.

You just talk.

It's like my first time.

Like, I'm not a pro at this like you are, okay?

Hang on.

I just made a new account to follow Marcus under so I can double follow Marcus.

Hey, I'm getting a little hot.

I'm going to go in the other room for some AC for a second.

I'll be right back.

She almost broke us up because of her meddling in my relationship.

Okay, well, explain how Larza got between you and Lisa and almost caused you to break up.

And Jody's like, yeah, well, you know, a little Lisa, you know, she's very special, I guess is a word I'm allowed to say right now in current culture.

But she has people, people coming at her all the time.

And, you know, a percentage of that comes to me too.

And that's just how that is.

You know, and it's really rough having people conquering all the time.

You know what I mean?

I can't even, I have to drink.

I have to eat my food out of a straw now.

So it's like really, really hard.

I mean, how much can a man take?

I'm like, I don't think he's taking that much, to be honest.

So

Jodi's like, well, okay, well, Adriana, don't worry about it too much because if she's going to act like an asshole, then we're not going to treat her nice in response.

I'm like, ooh, burn.

You just got Jodied.

Yeah.

So now people are gathering in the lobby to go to whatever.

And Lars is like, yeah, so we were like talking like, and I was like, Lisa, did you follow my ex-like?

And she was like, no, like.

And I was like, no, like.

And she was like, no, like.

And I was like, your grandpa.

oh god this is bad so then gurdy is like oh oh my god so there was text messages like did she okay did she follow it up with something else or did she just say no did she say no it's like yeah no it was like no she just said like no

oh

no no tell me this didn't happen is that what she said no oh

no i didn't unfollow like

yes gertie's gasping like it's the most shocking thing she's ever heard it's a power struggle that's what's happening right now that's a that's that's what we call a power struggle and think yeah that's a power struggle that's what i was thinking no but i said it yeah but i was saying i was gonna say it no but i did it no i was going to well good for you but you know thankfully someone with more star power said it because it needed to be said you know listen and adriana is like um i think she will unfollow on her own terms she just doesn't want to be told what to do everybody

you know sometimes people should be told what to do, though.

Okay, so Gurdy's like, No, it's not right.

Okay, it ain't right, Lisa.

Girl told, you met him through her.

And Alexis, like, yeah, I don't really see the point that you don't have to follow any of your, like, that you have to follow any of your friends' husbands.

Like, I really don't.

Like, I don't even follow Steve.

And I'm like, this with Marisol.

I'm like, yeah, but Steve is also not related to like one of the most iconic athletes of all time.

I'm not saying that to justify Lisa, but it's like saying, like, acting like you, like it was, you know, it's, I imagine for someone vapid like Lisa, Lisa, it's much harder to unfollow someone like Marcus Jordan who has ties to mega stardom than it is for someone to unfollow Steve.

Like, it's not going to be a hard thing.

Yeah, because that's like a trophy on her wall.

You know, she's like, oh my God, I know someone so rich and famous, you guys.

Yeah.

Yeah, no one's following Steve.

I mean, who follows Steve?

Like, Dick Sporting Goods probably threw him a follow.

You know, Steve doesn't follow Steve.

He, like, he goes on Steve's Instagram account.

Like, it's like, you have no followers.

Yeah.

But, But yeah, I mean, like, Lisa for sure should unfollow Marcus, but I understand, like, it's just, it's, it's not, for someone like that, it's not as easy.

For the fame whores, it's not easy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Think about the fame whores, guys.

Yeah.

Think about fame whores suckups, guys.

This is, like, what they live for.

She's not going to just give this up.

But she should.

She's an asshole.

She should.

They all get into the sprinter vans to go to spiritual flamenco.

And they're all saying, like, Julia is, like, mad about this.

She thinks that this is a way for Lisa to become close with Larsa, which is true.

And Marisol is like, well, I don't like it.

And I highly encourage her to stop following him.

And Alexia is like, who's Kylie?

No, I highly,

I highly encourage her.

Kylie?

So

the other sprinter van, Julia is like, okay, straight question.

Why are you not unfollowing Marcus?

Does anyone think like when someone, does anybody like when somebody tells them what to do?

No, I don't like that.

That's a good good point.

That's a very good point.

I don't like being told what to do because I'm girdy.

I tell people what to do.

Nobody tells me what to do.

So I go, no, but she was asking as your friend.

No, she wasn't asking as a friend.

She was asking very, very aggressively.

Is it, does Lisa not like when someone tells her something to do or does she not like it when a woman tells her something to do?

Because Jodi's always telling her things that she should be doing.

And she's like, okay, I'll do that.

Jodi, do this.

Like, she's always like happy to hear it from Jodi.

And I'm not even saying it like Jodi's like bossing her around or being domineering, but like, she's open to hearing things from like a man.

And yet, whenever it's like one of the other ladies, she's like, uh-uh.

But I guess, to be fair, to counter my own thing,

she probably is suspecting the motives of everyone on this cast.

And like, the moment that someone on this cast asks you to do something, she's like already guarded against manipulations, whatever.

Lisa's in the wrong here.

Yeah.

And also, I like that it was already pointed out on the show that

Larza was famously dumped dumped by the kardashians because she wouldn't unfollow kanye and stayed his friend you know so it's like that's true larza's kind of a hypocrite too and larza comes from this world of like fame whoring that's the only reason she dated marcus in the first place was to get that get that fame so it's kind of silly larsa you know abuse you know the cycle of abuse she's like well this happened to me and so now i finally get to do it to someone else which is basically like

you know, use social media as a way to like sever a friendship.

Like I was, I was discarded because I didn't, I didn't unfollow someone.

And so therefore Lisa should be discarded because she's not unfollowing someone.

This is the rules of being famous.

Yeah.

And Julia's like, well, for me, I will never speak to him again.

Oh, girl, nobody.

Marcus doesn't care.

You're more friends with Marcus.

That's, I mean, that's a little different than Lisa and her husband or her boyfriend being friends with Marcus and going out with him and stuff.

And she's like, as someone who will say, you know, my friends, you know, including me, are not good enough to wash his dishes.

And I forgot about this clip.

Where Marcus at the reunion was saying, God, these women wouldn't even be able to do dishes at our house, let alone be trying to bring themselves into this conference.

God, that guy's such a douche.

He really is.

So Lisa's like, I assure you, if I went through anyone who you all follow, I'm sure there's someone, there's something about somebody, whatever.

And Julie's like, but he insulted you indirectly and all of us, and you still follow him.

She's like, well, you keep cutting me off, Julia.

What I was going to say is...

No, I'm just talking about Lisa because you deflect you deflect guys guys guys guys guys guys guys let her finish because we haven't heard lisa's point in 10 years okay please lisa do you have a point why are you so like a loss's ass anyway's like oh my god we can't go through this right now but can we stop listen i organized trip it is freaking nightmare again and everybody's yelling you're starting the fight Yeah, you're inserting yourself into a stupid ass fight.

Yeah, you're starting the fight and you're escalating the fight.

And now she's like, oh, I need a break.

I need need a break stop the car stop the car i can't because everyone is fighting on my trip well stop starting fights with everybody julia's the worst how did julia go from being so great to being the worst so fast

because last season people were like oh i think julia's gonna be on the chopping block she's not doing much you know doing opera so she she

fame it's the fame poison got to her she realizes she has to be awful to stay relevant on the show so they get to spiritual um spiritual flamenco, which is

you know, let me tell you before we get to spiritual flamenco.

So, you know, at BravoCon, there's all these Bravo stars standing around, and I really don't walk up to people like, hi, I do a podcast, Samantha.

I prefer to like kind of stand back and just watch everything and make fun of it to other people.

That's how I roll.

But Julia was there.

And so I was like, well, Julia's in the same room.

You know, we were both in this like lounge or whatever.

So I was like, well, I've got to say hi to Julia.

I love Julia because back then I did.

So I go up and she's with two fawning gays.

And they're like, oh my God, Julia.

You know, like her assistants or whatever they were.

And so I went up and I was like, hey, Julia, my name is Ronnie and I do this podcast called Watch What Crappens.

And I just have to say hi because I really love you on the show.

And she just looked at me like,

why the fuck are you talking?

She just gave me this look like.

I don't know how, like, she wasn't mean.

She just kind of looked me up and down and was like, oh, uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

And I was like, okay, nice to see you.

And I just walked off, you know, because normally, I mean, they're at work at this thing.

And so normally people are very nice, you know, like Adriana was really nice,

but she was just kind of an asshole.

And I remember thinking, well, Julia's not an asshole.

She probably, and I'm sure she hasn't listened to Watch What Crappens, you know?

So, and if she had, she would have liked it because we're always on her side.

So I was like, hmm, that was a weird interaction.

She seems kind of like an asshole, but surely she's not an asshole.

But then after watching this season, I'm like, you're an asshole.

You are an asshole.

I should have known it back then.

Yeah.

Sometimes when people show you who they are,

let them show you again 10 times because nine times out of ten, you're going to be doing it over dinner.

So when people show you who they are, just remember they're not stars like Alexia.

So they arrive

and Julia is like, she's so mad.

And like, you know, and

then also Julia is saying, like, everything is about me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.

And what you shared today, Kiki, was very deep.

The things that you shared, also, you almost drew up from Oyster, and that was very funny.

And Kiki's like, yeah, but we're different.

So Julia is like, you know, she's just saying, we respect each other's energy.

She's just like in a tizzy.

And Kiki's like, I cannot believe we are fighting on who, on follow who, on Instagram.

I'm like, I can't believe it either.

And yet, at the same time, this is Lisa and Larsa.

So it's part for the course.

Yeah, this is right up their alley, huh?

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So now we hear singing in Spanish.

Spiritual flamenca.

Yes.

So they are there.

So

this leader is there, and she tells them about the healing qualities of flamenco and how it's so like, this is like a deep emotional art that is like going to cleanse you, and it's going to align with chakras and everything.

And

they are putting, getting flowers put around their neck.

And Gertie's like, I have a big head.

And Marisol's like, me too.

And so does Stephanie, which means that I think we're going to be seeing a commercial soon with Ronnie, Gertie, Stephanie, and Marisol

selling fords.

So Kiki's flashing her boobs at everyone.

And

Gertie's like, if I had a nickel for every time Kiki's flashing somebody and I put it on my head, I would have a gigantic headed nickel head.

Big head.

Big head.

So they're all dancing.

And Stephanie's like, it's really nice to like hang out with Alexia and like not fight because maybe because we're like dancing.

Like maybe that's what we should do.

We should just like dance.

That's what we always love.

We love doing, we love to dance at the show, the show major group.

Oh my God, we have so much fun just dancing.

And you know who loves to dance?

Oh, Masoud.

He is like a child at heart.

It is hilarious.

God, I wish I was dancing with Masoud right now.

It's so hard to move my feet.

I just love Masood.

I wish I could get some chest hair in my teeth right now, just randomly.

God, I miss him.

Fun fact, flamenco was originated in Sevilla by the Getanos.

Okay,

and throughout history, gypsies were always exercised.

And part of their culture is the healing process was to express that pain and that emotion into their song?

Thank you, Adriana.

Expert on all things.

Yeah, I love that.

Adriana, resident expert on all things.

So, Sumaya is singing, and um, Audreya is like, Yes, this group needs healing.

We need it, we need it badly, so I'm glad we are here.

And Sumaya is like, I want each of you to sing,

okay?

Do it like that with your heart.

I'm like, uh,

Lars is up first, She's like, I

like a lay, like, like,

like, like,

to feel a dear, a female deer still hasn't unfollowed Marcus Jordan.

I

and she's like, well, I suck, but like, so does everybody else.

And then Adriana probably gets the closest, you know?

She's like, I, I, I,

and Lars is like, I'm sorry, Adriana, but like, even you sucked at it.

And then

Marisol's like, aye,

okay.

You just got Gerdifa Ayid.

Aya, both ayah.

Ayya.

And Lisa's like, ayy,

Lily.

And like, oh my God, Lisa was actually amazing.

I was like, Lisa was so good.

Lisa's secret skill, healing from flamenco.

Yeah, yeah.

So now it's time to get ready for dinner.

And Masood calls.

This relationship is coming across as so phony and weird to me.

They're so weird.

Why are they like this?

Do you think that it's like they're still in the mode where they want to get revenge at the ex-wife?

So that every scene, they're just trying to torture this woman.

It's like, oh, he upgraded me to the presidential suite, and everybody wants to watch me unwrap all the Chanel boxes he had sent here.

Yeah.

It's like very demonstrative.

It's weird.

I don't know.

I give them, I'm giving them five, but maybe the last six.

I'll give them six.

Yeah.

I'll give them six years.

So that basically he's like, oh, I need you to come back and do work because I miss you so much.

I miss you so much.

I miss you more.

I miss you even more than you miss me.

I wish, I wish I were home right now yelling at 80 construction workers.

I miss you so much, Masoud.

Yeah.

He's like, oh no, I miss you.

God, very lonely at nights.

She goes, oh my God, you're lonely.

Well, we know what happened last time you felt lonely.

You found me.

Don't do it again.

He's like, well, Pebbles is just with me.

She's like, oh my God, Pebbles, she must love to be sleeping with my husband while I'm gone.

Kind of like I enjoyed sleeping with your ex-wife's husband while she was gone.

God.

Oh, God, I love you so much.

I love you.

Maybe you can like revitalize her career because, I mean, she had like two or three good songs in the 80s and we haven't heard from her since, Masud.

go help her out so um they all gather in the lobby love her cereal though i'll hand her that lover cereal girlfriend there's other fish in the sea am i right masood

so they all gather downstairs and they're wearing red because they realize they all have red except for stephanie who's wearing like this little feather dress she looks like a little like baby chicken they're all like in this red and she's just like she looks like a bordello swiffer sweeper like a swiffer sweeper you'd find like a duster that you'd find in a bordella it's like a pigeon that just got into a fight so

they are gonna go to dinner all in red and alexia is like oh god we look like prostitutes

that was i think they were prostitutes don't show dot

So they split into vans and Stephanie announces.

They're talking about shaving.

And Stephanie goes, oh, oh, I had a full-blown mustache.

Like, I have so much hair.

Like, I looked at my parents and I was like, why did you let me sport a mustache?

My God, no wonder I didn't have friends.

All right.

Well, what's your excuse now?

Yeah.

And we see like before and after, because she said, my parents wouldn't let me shave until I was like 16.

And then as soon as I started shaving, they're like, and I need a nose job.

I'm like, what?

Like, what?

That's crazy.

And we see before and after.

And she's like, I mean, I went from the ugliest child to this like beautiful swan.

Look at me.

I'm just like a gorgeous, gorgeous swan.

Doesn't everyone agree?

I am just the most beautiful minion of all.

She is so full of herself.

So now they go to Cafe Ozama

and there's animal heads everywhere.

And

really.

Oh, Bueller was like, speaking of animal heads.

Speaking of animal heads, you are going to have a

terrible

stop.

You stop it.

It is not time for that.

You can relax for another hour and a half.

Jeez, someone needs a donkey.

Am I right?

Jeez.

Jeez.

Swear to God damn me.

Are you talking about an animal?

How do you start protesting?

Oh, the Rottweiler?

The Rottweiler?

I don't like that.

You didn't say playful, Ronnie.

Julia wasn't being playful.

Oh, so now they're gossiping.

Julia is like, after Spiritual Flamingo, we're all going back to our rooms.

Oh, yes.

In the elevator, there was a little bit of a verbal brawl over Jodi.

Yeah, like something that happened in Milan.

Like,

and so we see

Larsa is now gossiping that Jodi has been attacking her over texts.

Don, don't, don't.

don't.

Yeah, I was like really hurt when I left Milan and he said to me, you're the one that had the paparazzi take the photo of Marcus in the south of France.

And I said, me?

Like, what am I?

The C um CI CIA,

which I don't even know what the SIA is.

Like, what?

You think I'm like some pop star with a wig who doesn't show her face on the Sia?

No, I'm not.

I'm Larsa.

Then we see a picture of Marcus snorting the Coke again.

And Lisa said, well, the paparazzi guy did tell us that.

That's what he told us, that you were the one that sold the picture of him doing Coke.

It's like, okay, well, like, you're like full of shit.

Like,

I believe it.

I don't know what to believe.

So you're saying that like Larsa took the photo and sold it to the paparazzo?

No,

no, no, tipped off the paparazzo.

It's hard because like there's part of me that thinks that Larsa would be petty and vengeful, but there's also part of me that doesn't feel like Larsa could coordinate an international paparazzi scheme.

So I don't really know where I stand on this one.

Well, she said you're the one that had the paparazzi take the photo of him.

So, I mean, I guess she could have just said where he was or whatever and said like he's parting.

But I guess how would she know that he was going to do Coke on the boat?

But then, of course, she would know that he's always doing Coke on the boat.

But would Larsa really think that's a big deal, a celebrity being caught doing Coke?

Like, who cares?

I think that, I mean, I think I can imagine Larsa saying, like,

like, go find, like, go take pictures of Marcus.

He's probably doing something stupid on a yacht somewhere.

But, like, I also, like, don't always trust these paparazzi that, like, pop up and, like, are like, yeah, I saw that.

Yeah, I did that.

Like, the paparazzi are, like, not trustworthy.

And yet they're always happy to trust them when it serves them

for gossip.

So

Lisa was like, Lisa says, like, well, so Larsa was mad.

And I was like, calm down.

And I walked out the elevator.

And Larsa's like, and before I know it, 20 minutes later, my phone is blowing up with text messages from her boyfriend.

She's like, I wouldn't want to sit next to her.

I would not look at her.

I would not like talk to her.

And so she says, it's not like Jodi's like calling me a bitch or anything.

He's just sending me these really long text messages.

And I've never been in this situation before.

It's like the second time this season people have tried to make me read things.

And I'm just not going to do it.

I'm not going to do it.

Like, you're a man.

Deal with my boyfriend.

Deal with my brother or my dad.

Like, not me personally.

Look, Jodi.

Hello, Mr.

Larza.

I'd love to have a discussion about Larza.

I know.

Sending people to take pictures of my friend doing Coke on a boat.

So, Larsa, was Jody being mean to you?

No.

Did he call you a bitch?

No.

Was he being insulting?

No.

So what was the issue?

He just sent like really long text messages and that's just like a lot.

So many words.

It was like

he didn't like attack me, I don't think, but like I was like attacked with letters.

There was like so many letters.

But to be fair, like I thought Lisa and Larsa were good.

What are the things that Lisa is saying that Larsa has done since we saw them make up?

I think they've been in a good place, right?

Am I missing something?

She just hasn't unfollowed Marcus.

Yeah, but Larsa was never okay with Lisa, even after they made up, because she was like, okay, yeah, we're like friends again.

I'm like so glad we're friends again.

Thank God.

And then she leaves and she's like, I still hate Lisa because like who could do that to their friend?

Like, so she never,

but but Lisa lisa said the reason why she didn't unfollow is because larsa has done some stuff since that lunch and that's why i'm like but what was the stuff that made you like walk back your decision to unfollow marcus oh i don't know god this fight's so stupid I kind of love it, though.

Well, guys, today has been fucking amazing.

I mean, other than like two of us, like the two stupid people, everybody else is getting along.

I mean, look, Alexia and the little helmet head had a good time.

Me and Adriana even had a good time.

I mean, wow, look at us guys.

It's beautiful.

So thank you all.

Huh, huh.

There.

Wow, it's so great.

Then it's like, bling.

And Lisa's like, what?

Oh, my God.

Oh, no.

I need to answer a notary within an hour.

What is this?

Oh, my God.

And so she, Lisa has, there's some sort of affidavit that she needs about her marital settlement.

and parenting plan that she's supposed to get like signed right away like asap

and um

now she's freaking out because i don't even know what you do in this situation if you're international and you need to get a notary so she needs to figure this out right now and she's starting to melt down did honor oh i love i thought adriana said don't worry hold on i'm a notary but she didn't she said no no don't panic okay my son is a notary okay do you want to send it to my son and she's like no don't you need to be in front of the notary

and kiggy's like lisa are you okay She's like, I'm dealing with some legal stuff.

Oh, my God.

I got to get something notarized because I have to file it.

So like, I got to get, I'm trying to get out of a trial because otherwise I have to leave a day early and I have to spend a lot of money on this trial.

It's like, I got to get out of it.

I got to meet a notary.

So, by the way, I hope that it said.

Oh, sorry, go ahead.

I was just looking up.

It says for international use, you may need to seek an authentication to a U.S.

embassy or consulate or use remote online notarization services that are recognized internationally.

Uh-oh.

Or do it before you leave town like you were supposed to, Lisa?

Yeah.

But I hope they find a notary in Spain that's like,

I saw it.

I saw it.

Every stamp, every time they stamp, they're like,

it's always extremely dramatic, beautiful singing.

So Lisa's having a fit and Larsa is like, oh yeah, like whatever, like, like another Lisa meltdown, like, I feel like, can we just have like one fucking dinner, like, one event that's not about Lisa, like?

Oh, my God, it's about you being mad about a follow of your boyfriend.

How is that better?

I don't want to have another meal that's all about Lisa, so let's make it about me.

I just want to go home, like, I think I just want to go home, like.

I think I'd just rather order room service and this and that and XYZ.

Just go home, like to the hotel, because it's just like it's coming a whole day late, like, like, she doesn't apologize to julia for her behavior because suddenly i care about that and it's like i couldn't even like ask her about marcus thing because she blows that up she plays victim every day but i'm the real victim here like so i'm gonna go home like because i'm the victim like and i can't even tell you what lars has done she can't even do it i'm gonna remove myself from this toxic situation like

Yeah, so Lisa comes back and Larsa's like, yeah, but like, I want to lick it up the bread like, because like, I don't want to like be like part of it, like, like, you know what I'm like, saying, like, like, I don't, like, want want to be a part of it anymore.

It's just like it makes like zero like sense like what?

Oh, I'm gonna remove myself from your life.

Okay, like you don't like have to like think about like anyone else like like I feel like I don't like have any more arguing like or like I feel like any type of like situation with you like I've had it like you come late like everyone at this table like literally literally I feel like everyone I feel like literally at this feel like table has said that you're not the greatest friend okay like literally oh you're speaking for everyone now that's what you do when speaking for everyone I'm speaking for literally okay and everyone literally said like i feel like you don't call people back like i feel like you guys all added her as like a red flag do you remember that you guys there were so many red flags and your red flag all right all right just speak to her okay speak from your heart directly like don't speak for other people okay because we are not in the mood to fight with her well we all have other scenes planned for that don't worry go ahead we've got a whole weekend to get through here

So

I'm just saying, I'm like, I'm going to go.

Like, this trip is done.

Like, I'm going to go.

I don't want to be part of it.

Okay, you don't have to worry about anything else.

I remove myself from your life.

You don't have to worry about me.

Yeah, like, I'm done.

Like, I feel like I'm done.

Like, okay, so you're gonna ruin every day this week?

No, but she'd like ruined.

She like ruined like the whole like a feel like weekend like XYZ.

What did I do?

What did I do?

Hold on.

I'm gonna cry now.

Hold on.

What did I do?

What?

I'm gonna remove myself from this toxic situation.

I'm too good for this.

Like.

So she leaves.

Stephanie goes with her and Lisa's like I was literally minding my own business like oh I was trying to find a notary

but I like don't like talks like I don't want to be like part of this like toxic situation like

she can have it and he's like

I'm not equipped for this right now I need a notary

Larsa Why are you letting Lisa get through to you to get to you though?

Like, you're here for us too.

No, but like, her boyfriend's texting me, like, like, I don't need her in my life.

Like, she doesn't do this shit for me in my life.

Like, look like, look, look like.

So,

oh, my God.

All right.

I'm here now.

What?

Huh?

What?

No, you go.

You go.

No, you go.

Larsa.

All right.

All right.

Hold on.

Can we make this quick?

I got my chocolate chip ice room coming up.

Okay.

Larsa,

why are you leaving like this?

No, like, like, no, like, feel like, no, like, no, no.

Like, like, like.

No, no, no, like, like, like.

Listen, you guys haven't spoken.

It's not making any sense.

She's going through some hard shit, pips.

And Julia comes over and Stephanie's like, that doesn't take away from the fact that Jodi should not be texting her.

That's not what boys should do.

Marital's like, wait a minute.

Jodi texted you.

Oh, my God.

So you texted Jodi right after the elevator and Jodi's been texting her like crazy, remember?

Elisa's like, what?

Well, I don't know.

Like, Jodi told me she just texted him and called him.

Like, I don't know.

What am I supposed to do?

I don't know.

I don't know.

Yeah, well, she had to block him because he wasn't stopping the texting.

And Lars is like, yeah, but like, I blocked him like on my phone.

Like, I blocked him.

Like.

Wait, what's happened?

I need to see everything because these are good text messages.

You should put them up on a wall somewhere.

So she shows the text to the girls, and Grodie's like, oh,

those are texts.

Those are texts.

Those are officially texts.

I saw them.

They are words on a phone that came from somebody else's phone, and it's green, which means that it's probably him.

It's the other person.

It's not coming from this phone.

I can tell you right now, this is what we call a text message.

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