#2965 Below Deck S12E11 Part 2: Getting Off, Scot Free

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Speaker 2 This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe so that way you always get your episodes.

Speaker 2 But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode.

Speaker 2 So Rainbow and Demo are now in the jacuzzi with Fraser and they're just like talking and Kyle's like, I'm wet as fuck, I'll tell you that. And Rainbow's like, that's what she said.

Speaker 2 And Kyle's like, it's actually what Helen,

Speaker 2 it's actually Helen and that, it's Helen, sorry, it's actually Helen that I fucked tonight. I fucked Helen in the sea, right? I fucked her in the sea for fuck's sake.
And Fraser's like, what?

Speaker 2 He's like, I slipped my dick in.

Speaker 2 And Rainbow's like, dead ass? No, it was a very alive ass.

Speaker 1 And Fraser's like, well, wait a second. The husband paid for the tip.
So that explains it. So Fraser is going to make it now.
They got a shitty tip because he fucked this guy's wife. No.

Speaker 1 If Frank was mad that he fucked the wife, he would have gotten him fired and not given you any tip.

Speaker 1 They're just cheap. Like, I know Fraser is going to make this whole thing like he fucked us all over.
No, what he did was not good, but that guy totally would have completely not tipped you.

Speaker 1 They're just cheap fuckers. Don't let them off the hook for being cheap.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 But Fraser, I just say Kyle's really gross. And it's not only the fucking part, you know, I mean, who cares? Like, I've had plenty of

Speaker 1 whatever. I've had my own sex capades that I'm not going to apologize for.
So I wouldn't need him to do that either. But dude, like, at least have some secrecy about it.

Speaker 1 Like, you fuck a married woman and you get away with it on a charter. That should be exciting enough for you.
But then throwing her under the bus is not cool. I didn't.
I agree.

Speaker 1 I thought that was completely shitty. I mean, I think she's gross and everything, but even gross people deserve some respect.

Speaker 2 I think, yeah, it has nothing to do with her being a gross. It just is also just unprofessional.

Speaker 2 Well, he shouldn't have done it in the first place, but if you're going to do it, don't announce it on TV. Like, do you want to have employment opportunities?

Speaker 2 And really what it does is he's in a position now where either he was completely unprofessional and irresponsible, or he's a liar and he's making up really bad lies about someone that could really imperil someone's marriage

Speaker 2 just to like have a joke. So both, I think, are terrible and I would fire him for both situations quite fairly.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 I think that alone is a fireable offense.

Speaker 2 Like walking around I actually really do.

Speaker 1 Like dissing a guest and all that is not that they don't ever diss a guest, but you know what I mean. Like trying to ruin a guest's life is not cool either.
He could get fired.

Speaker 2 That could really mess things up. I think like if he if he was just doing it to be funny

Speaker 2 then

Speaker 2 yeah, that's really shitty. And I think honestly the way he talked about it in the band, the way he's talking about it here, I don't see any sense that he's trying to take the piss out of anyone.

Speaker 2 He is full-on bragging. There's no just kidding.
There's no laughter. There's no, there's no nothing.
He's like literally saying.

Speaker 2 He's like saying, yeah, he's giving, he's actually elaborating in a way that's not like this is funnier and funnier. He's just saying it.

Speaker 2 So if he, if it is a fabrication, he's also showing his ease with just lying. So yeah, I think he's shitty.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's gross. And he's like, well, in all fairness, she slipped my dick inside of her.

Speaker 1 So gross. So then 24 hours until charter.
It's the next morning. And they're like, happy birthday.
Oh, my God. Happy birthday, Kyle.
And Kyle's like, thank you, brother.

Speaker 1 I'm about to shift my pants though. Because they showed him before he went to bed just downing large glasses of wine to chugging before he went to bed.

Speaker 1 And he wakes up all like methy, like

Speaker 1 all shaky and gross. He's just gross.
He's sketch and he needs to go.

Speaker 2 Yeah. So then Jess is

Speaker 1 Barbie's dad sitting at home, like taking off another $100,000 off of Barbie's, Barbie's inheritance every time there's a Kyle scene.

Speaker 2 Yep, seriously. So Jess goes up to Celine the next day and she goes, you sleep? She goes, cool, thank you.
She's like, okay, I asked Bob, Barbara, on a date today. Today? Yes.
Yes, I did.

Speaker 2 She said, yes, surprisingly.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 2 I mean,

Speaker 2 is she saying this to Celine to make Celine jealous? Or is she saying it to Celine to like make sure it's not awkward?

Speaker 1 I think to make sure it's not awkward.

Speaker 1 I mean, you should tell somebody, right?

Speaker 1 But it seems like they all do this. They're like, well, I'm doing this with that person.
I'm doing this with that person. Hope you're not mad.
That seems to be kind of the theme of the season.

Speaker 1 So now Kyle and Damo are watching the deck and Kyle's saying he was rude to Celine and he feeled like he was right in what he said, but it was probably too rude.

Speaker 1 And Damo's like, well, you can be right and still be a prick. So he's like, well, I also fucking smashed a girl on the beach and didn't wrap it.
So I'm really worried, worried. Very, very worried.

Speaker 1 And he's like, yeah. And you also told a lot of people about your,

Speaker 1 you know,

Speaker 1 oh, that Helen slipped it in. Oh, yeah, she slipped it in.
Yeah, it was good. So now he's sober-ish.

Speaker 1 And still saying the shit the next day. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Still saying it, like, like maintain, like at this point, you're, why are you still like taking out the piss, right?

Speaker 2 So Damo's, here comes Damo's Instagram wall, because now it's his tortured past.

Speaker 2 He's like, before I joined yachting, one of my friends, he was just manic, like living in a squall, like he couldn't keep a train of thought. Still he's reminding me of my old friend.

Speaker 2 He's still hurting on the inside.

Speaker 2 He's having sex with strangers on the beach and in the toilet. And I believe him.
He's sleeping with the charter guest. I'm seeing somebody that's crying out for help.
So yeah, I'm concerned.

Speaker 2 Not concerned enough to answer that cry for help, but just concerned enough to stay on the side and maybe undermine him a little bit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm concerned enough to try and get him fired.

Speaker 1 So Fraser goes to talk to Solane at the bar, and she talks about the date. And he's like, well, I'm here for you.
Don't be upset, gorgeous.

Speaker 1 If you ever need a hug, just come to me, old scarecrow Fraser.

Speaker 1 Scarecrow.

Speaker 1 I'll make sure no bird approaches you while you cry on my straw.

Speaker 2 You know, I think now Solane gets one. I mean it's like rapid succession of like Instagram walls.
Selene's like, I'm hurt.

Speaker 2 It's like a truck on my body and like the road and again and again and again and like I push away and then I push away Jess.

Speaker 2 And I think if I take other decisions and to stop kissing Scotty, to stop kissing Demo, maybe me and Jess still be together.

Speaker 2 But I push her and I think I really like her because oh, it is painful truck. Me on road with truck running over.

Speaker 1 It is hard. I was around by truck.

Speaker 1 So, you're not upset because you like Jess. You're upset because Jess doesn't like you as much as she should.
Just like you're upset that Kyle doesn't like you as much as he should.

Speaker 1 Just like you're upset that Damo doesn't like you as much as he should.

Speaker 1 Just as you're upset that everybody doesn't fucking fall in love with you because you treat everybody like crap and you seem like a nice girl.

Speaker 1 I mean, you can't just go around treating people like shit and then crying about it and wondering why they don't like you anymore. Cause you hurt all their feelings, Elaine.
Okay. You dummy.

Speaker 2 She must have been a disaster on Love Island. It makes me almost want to watch French Love Island almost.

Speaker 2 So Fraser, by the way, when is that reunion? Is it what, in a week or so? When is the Love Island reunion? Do you know?

Speaker 1 No, I don't know. No, okay.
So Fraser. I'd forgotten about it.
Like, is that going to happen still? I think it's too late.

Speaker 2 I think they need them to spend a month outside the villa to watch all the episodes and get mad at each other. other.
So they come into the reunion all like, I'm stinking hot mad.

Speaker 1 So for me, I had to delete all my like Reddit things that I was following for Love Island because it's just too much. And I was just clogging my feet.

Speaker 1 And every day it was like, oh my God, you guys, Huda is so offended at how someone took her reaction in episode two.

Speaker 2 I'm like, the show's over. Like,

Speaker 1 I can't follow along as Huda gets caught up with 18, you know, hours of or 36 hours of TV. Like, I can't.

Speaker 2 I really, like it's been such a it's been such a dream having this like post huda life where I don't have to think about her anymore um so it's gonna be rough having to dive back into into the reunion I mean love the love the season just huda too much yeah yeah it was it was a fun show but you know it's one of those things that just needs to end yeah I agree like the reunion should have been pretty soon but anyway Fraser is um so now Fraser's still talking to Celaine and he's like do you think you really like chess chess?

Speaker 2 She goes, normally, I like big, tall men, and he's a baby woman. She's a baby woman.
Like, who could do drive baby woman drive truck and he's the opposite? He's like, so what are you doing?

Speaker 2 Why haven't you been honest with yourself and with her? She's like, well, because she was scared to like me and now she's okay. So I don't know.

Speaker 1 Darling, the minute you have someone wrapped around your finger, you want attention from other people. She's like, oh, but I'm so disappointed because it's so late.
It's so late.

Speaker 1 she doesn't listen to a thing he said because he calls it you know that's pretty obvious she just she doesn't listen so then um demo comes to talk to fraser and he's like i don't know where to start still he's still full he's fucking hammered and like all the shit he was saying last night i'm not seeing this fun party boy i see like someone in pain let's get him fired

Speaker 2 oh all right we'll deal with this together shall we exchange blowjobs and then fraser's

Speaker 2 Fraser's like,

Speaker 2 do I think it happened? Let me turn three-quarters of the camera and lean in. Do I think it happened? I don't know.

Speaker 1 Plausible.

Speaker 2 Deniability. You're surrounded by every single other guest and crew member on a public beach.
It might just have been a slip-in, slip-out situation. Regardless, that's inappropriate.

Speaker 2 It's unacceptable. It's horrifying.
So now it's time for preference sheet meeting. Alright, Hugo, Hugo, Hugo, preference sheet meeting in the main salon.
I'll see you there in five.

Speaker 1 Okay, done, done, done.

Speaker 1 So, all right, Rob and Denise and their friends, they all own restaurants throughout the United States.

Speaker 1 Baby back, baby back, baby back.

Speaker 1 I want my,

Speaker 1 I want my. All right, all right.

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Speaker 2 I don't know if I'm familiar with this.

Speaker 1 All right. Well, I'm thinking first off the bat, what do we smell? Pizza.
Money. No, what do we smell? Money.

Speaker 1 Pizza.

Speaker 2 I love Selene going, pizza.

Speaker 2 No, money. Money, Sulane.

Speaker 1 All right, they want to do some snorkeling. Let's see what's around that area.
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Speaker 2 So the primary has requested all black and white formal three-course dinner where his wife will be wearing her original wedding dress.

Speaker 2 And Rimba goes, aww.

Speaker 2 And it's the meal can be up to chef. And in honor of the primary's 10-year anniversary, she would like to jump off the vessel in her wedding dress.

Speaker 2 in hopes that she drowns and dies because she hates her husband that much.

Speaker 1 She hopes to recreate the emotions she felt on her wedding day. Jumping off the boat? I mean, do you know, is that how you felt on your wedding day? Divorce the man.

Speaker 1 If that's how you feel on your wedding day, don't marry him. That's a sign.
Your body is trying to tell you something.

Speaker 1 And do you know how many people go on cruises and the man throws the wife overboard? This does not bode well for you two.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I don't feel like this. This is not someone who's happy in her marriage because she's jumping into the saltwater with her wedding dress.

Speaker 2 She's basically saying, okay, I would like to ruin this wedding dress. This is step one in expunging my memories of that dreaded day when I ruined my life.

Speaker 2 First, I will destroy the wedding dress in this in this fashion.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So then they're going to have a birthday surprise for Kyle and the cream ass. It's a syphilis test.

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Speaker 1 So then Kyle comes for his surprise and everybody's celebrating. What's he going to do for his 28th year? And he's like, nothing.

Speaker 1 So now Damo needs a meeting with Fraser as well. Dun, dun, dun.
So Fraser is saying, listen, the captain's going to find out what happened with Kyle.

Speaker 1 And if he finds out that I knew and didn't say anything, that could put my job on the line. So I don't know what to do.
You should go tattle on him. And he's like, I'll do it.
I'll tattle on him.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 And Fraser, I mean, Fraser is basically like, you, either you do it or I do it.

Speaker 2 He's basically pulling the Gina, the Gina card from last year on Orange County, where Gina's like, hey, Katie, remember when I told you to say this thing on camera?

Speaker 2 Well, Heather's going to find out about it, so you better tell Heather. Otherwise, I'm going to have to tell Heather.

Speaker 2 So that's what, so Damo's like, fine, whatever, fuck. Okay, I will do this.
So Damo goes up to Kyle and he's like, look, there's no other way to say this.

Speaker 2 The Helen thing, the primary, you spoke about it with too many people around. You got to go tell the captain, basically.
So Kyle's like, all right. Oh, I was just taking the piss out.

Speaker 2 I mean, I think it's evident. Couldn't you tell? From all my joking, from all the times I silently said, just kidding, to no one but myself

Speaker 2 on the inside.

Speaker 1 Oh, all that time you were just lying and ruining somebody's reputation for fun on camera? Oh, that's much better, Kyle. Yeah.
So he's like, well, it's going back to the cap.

Speaker 1 So the writing's on the wall, mate. He needs to know.
And he's like, all right, all right, I'll go. Why did you have to do this on the fucking birthday?

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 he goes, done, done, done.

Speaker 1 Now, Kyle is like, so, Captain, see, now you know me. I'm a bit of a loudmouther.
I kind of say things without thinking sometimes. And on the beach yesterday with the primary, we were rather close.

Speaker 1 You know, nothing did happen, but I've maybe said things that would suggest that something did happen. He's looking all shifty and still drunk.
And he's like, well, what did you say happened?

Speaker 1 Well, I may have said I slipped it in. And just the look on Carrie's face was so good.
It just goes to Carrie. He's like,

Speaker 1 really?

Speaker 2 You know,

Speaker 2 I genuinely didn't. But yeah, I definitely said that.
And, you know, but nothing genuinely happened. Genuinely nothing happened.
I can look you in the eye and say nothing happened.

Speaker 2 He's like, so the crew now think you banged a chart against. Well, that's what Demo just came and approached me and said.

Speaker 2 Somehow, all these who I said I slipped it in, and Helen took up my wiener and put it in her vagina. Somehow, all these people think that I actually had sex with her.
I don't know what happened.

Speaker 2 I was taking the piss out.

Speaker 2 And it definitely didn't happen. Well, dead set, I'm looking you in your eyes.
Nothing happened at all.

Speaker 1 By the way, he's not really able to maintain eye contact. He's like, look at me in the eye while I tell you this.

Speaker 1 Okay, can you see? Like, why are your eyes going back and forth, bro? You're not taking an eye test. Follow the light.
Follow the light. There's no light, Kyle.
All right.

Speaker 2 Well, you know, this boat has a reputation.

Speaker 2 A reputation where people who work in insurance and have small restaurants in the United States come on here and get shit faced and kicked off and sent to the authorities.

Speaker 2 And we have to maintain that reputation.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So

Speaker 1 look me in the eye. Did you do it? And he's like, oh, I hope you believe me because genuinely nothing did happen.
So I understand your position.

Speaker 1 It's like, all right, I'm going to have a chat with the crew now. So he's like, are you fucking kidding me? Why would you make up a story like that?

Speaker 1 My immediate reaction is you're full of shit and you're lying, and that's unacceptable. I need to investigate this further.
Get out me, one-eyed,

Speaker 1 get out of my one-eyed magnifying glass.

Speaker 1 Go into town.

Speaker 2 Now, listen, I need to make sure that you're not lying because if this imperils our ability to bring on porn stars onto this vessel, we're going to have another thing coming.

Speaker 1 So now cabins are being divvied up. Work goes ahead, but now Hugo, Damo, Fraser, and Rainbow are all brought to speak about Kyle separately.

Speaker 1 And it's like an interview process on a lawn order, you know. So how's it been the last few days? Damo's like, well,

Speaker 1 still, he's been great.

Speaker 1 He's really good. My highlights have been doing well.
My curls feel actually stick to Kyle. Apparently, he's been saying he banged the primary.

Speaker 2 And they all kind of cover for him, honestly.

Speaker 2 Fraser's like, you know, I heard about it last night, and I don't particularly believe it, which is a lie because you 100% last night were saying, he is the reason why we have a low tip.

Speaker 2 And then Rainbow's like, I kind of fresh it off as him being drunk and like, just like talking guck.

Speaker 2 And then Carrie, and then Damo's like, well, you know, at the bite, Helen was requesting him to go onto water with her and hold her up. And he was doing that, and she was just hopeless.

Speaker 2 But there was like, oh, it's like two or three other guests around him. So I don't think it really happened.
Like you guys all know it happened. Stop saying this.

Speaker 1 You were sure to get the, he was holding her topless in there. Fucking demo.
A little underminer. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And Rainbow, not that Kyle really deserves much more, but still, like, if that's supposed to be your bro. And then Rainbow's like, but they were very close.

Speaker 1 So I will add that. And he goes, like, I mean, I didn't even give it the time of day.
I thought it was a drunken chat, but I'll keep my eye on him

Speaker 1 and probably get hard because he's very sexual so then solane and barbara are working on cabins and um solane's like what happened with scottish and chic i don't know if i believe it but you know he's not stupid so maybe he didn't do

Speaker 2 it's pretty stupid i think he's pretty stupid yeah he's pretty stupid you're judging by love island standards yeah and so now kyle is sulking in his cabin and and demo's like it's my fault i was talking to fraser about it earlier it's my fault and kyle's like no i mean i shouldn't say shit like that i I was just taking the piss.

Speaker 2 I was taking the piss, as was evident by the fact that I kept saying it over and over again until I got caught.

Speaker 2 So then he goes checking in on Jess about this whole thing, and Jess is like, Some people do not have that common sense. People who get away with shit, they love that feeling.

Speaker 2 Anyway, I'm gonna go make out with Barbara to get Selene jealous again.

Speaker 1 I was gonna say, you would know.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 Hugo hopes that he's professional enough not to do it, but

Speaker 1 hope he didn't. And

Speaker 1 that's not the kind of professional environment I would like to be in either. Okay, Hugo.
I love Hugo's like, I'm quitting. I'm quitting if he got it in.
So then we go to.

Speaker 2 Hugo doesn't want to have that sort of professional environment and yet did nothing to step in once he heard any of this was happening until he was summoned by the captain.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I mean, at the very least, say, bro, even if that's true, you need to shut up or you're going to get fired.
You know? Yeah. Something.

Speaker 1 So jess and barbara are talking about it

Speaker 1 and now they are heading out for their date so now they're talking about jess is like did you speak with so so and it's like why are we starting out the date talking about solane come on

Speaker 2 Barbara's like, well, I know she wasn't okay because, you know, it wasn't very nice. And like, you cannot go around and say to everyone that you don't care.
Like, you don't feel it as you don't.

Speaker 2 Like, you don't do anything if you don't feel it now. Like, and then you do.
And then you cannot go in people's lives and fuck every fuck up with everything.

Speaker 2 How could I believe if you just say those things? It's not nice. It's not nice.

Speaker 1 Oh, I understand because Fraser explained to me that my actions were not following what my words were saying.

Speaker 1 So I understand now that if I say something, I have to do that thing. Crazy.

Speaker 1 Crazy.

Speaker 2 I didn't want it to be a thing. I just wanted it to be casual because I was, you know, she never spoken to me about her feelings.

Speaker 2 And the only time she was ever interested in me was when I was going for you, which was what I was doing.

Speaker 2 So that way she'd be be interested in me and that's what pissed me off and then I got cut off and we laugh and we have fun and whatever but like something wasn't like there with her you know and that something is cool bangs I love those I don't know from what we saw Jess you finally got sex with Selene and then immediately dumped her even though Selene was like kind of in with you at that point so

Speaker 1 yeah yeah wow you've you're out assholing Selene That's actually impressive. It's impressive to see.
I've got to give her, I've got to give her credit.

Speaker 1 So then she's like, you know, and then I spoke with Fraser and he explained what I did. And so Barbara says, okay,

Speaker 1 I have to ask you something. Why do you think you're like,

Speaker 1 why do you think you like me? What is she saying? Like, why do you think you like me?

Speaker 2 Why do you think you're not like me, but like, it's just like, to say why?

Speaker 1 Like, why do you, what?

Speaker 2 I think she's saying, why do you like me? But she's saying, why do you not like me?

Speaker 1 Why do you like me now? And she's like,

Speaker 2 I think she's saying, not like me, but like, why now are you, like, is this happening? And Jessie's like, when the pressure came off of me and you, I was like, ah.

Speaker 2 And then Fraser said, you should like Barbara. And I said, I should.
And I saw you and I was like, okay.

Speaker 2 Should I like you? And then Fraser was like, yes, keep going. You're almost there.
And I think I got there. I think I like you.

Speaker 1 I saw you fixing a bicycle wheel on your Instagram wall.

Speaker 1 That's a shit answer. She goes, okay, well, let's just drink instead.
So they do.

Speaker 2 It's like a chemistry-free date. It's so bad.
I think Jess looks like a loser. I'm like, oh, I'm so glad that Barbara's above this.
But then they go back in bed. They go back and Barbara's in her bed.

Speaker 2 And Jess is like, can I cuddle with you? And Barbara's like, well, if you want to get in, you can get in. Like, first rule of lesbian, go on one date, cuddle forever.

Speaker 1 So, sure.

Speaker 1 So, can our cat come in too? Yes, we did adopt a cat on the way home. So yes, bring her into the bed.
Meanwhile, Selene is sleeping in the bunk above them. Like, hello.
Geez.

Speaker 2 Why are you not cuddling in Jess's bed?

Speaker 2 Like, this is so obnoxious. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So then

Speaker 1 she goes back to her room in the next morning and Rainbow's like, where do you sleep? And she goes, you slept in Barbara's bed. She goes, oh, she's a good cuddler, though.

Speaker 1 So I'm not going to lie about it.

Speaker 2 I just like Rainbow's slow realization that she was trying to gain acceptance from a bunch of really obnoxious people. She's like, you know what? Never mind.

Speaker 1 So the Fraser finds out what's going on and he's like, oh, God, you guys slept together in the cabin. Oh, geez.
So then Kyle and Carrie, done, done, done. Kyle's like vaping in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 He's like, oh, my God,

Speaker 1 how this works out? It's like, you're lucky Captain Sandy's not here.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah. Seriously.
He's like, so how's it going?

Speaker 1 I mean, it's nicotine, not, it's nicotine, not weed, but still, she'd be like, how dare you?

Speaker 2 marry time is on our way Mary Time law you violated Mary Time's law

Speaker 2 well I could be better everyone I've spoken to seems to think you're full of shit that you were just talking shit it's like yeah of course I am I'm very full of shit yeah so well did you do it I definitely Didn't do it 100% did it late.

Speaker 2 No, I did not do it cap. I was just taking out the piss.
Taking out the piss by sticking my dick in Helen. Taking out the piss again.
That was taking out the piss right away.

Speaker 1 All right. Well, with the evidence I have, I can't do anything except let you stay because boats are run on hard evidence and lawyers.
All right. You had Marisca Hargatai in here.
She cleared you.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 1 you got to go. Don't don't.
I mean, you can stay. Don't don't.
I changed my mind there.

Speaker 2 All right. Now, listen, but I want you to stay.
But put your head in. Put your head in.
It's like,

Speaker 2 actually, you know what? I'm going to actually rephrase that because I'm pretty sure that's what goes into this mess.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 I just want you to promise that from now on, you're going to come clean. All right.
God dang. That's another bad way to put it.

Speaker 2 So I don't want you to close.

Speaker 2 I don't want you that close to guests anymore. It's like, fair enough.
You got to draw a line. That's good.
I love to draw. I've got a pad right here.
So it's a metaphor. All right.
It's a metaphor.

Speaker 1 All right. As we've learned on this here channel, from now on, close your legs to married men.
Do you understand?

Speaker 1 All right, Captain. So he's all excited.
He's like, oh, God, I did it. I did it.
I'm free. I'm free like a bird.
He's like skipping out of there like, yes.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 he's, you know, basically psyched that he gets to stay. I can't believe he got to stay.
I think he should have been fired. That's fucking crazy.

Speaker 2 I was shocked. So basically at the end of the episode, we see Kyle sitting in

Speaker 2 the interview and the producer says, so can you tell the truth? Did it happen?

Speaker 1 And Kyle's like,

Speaker 2 was it a joke

Speaker 2 or not? Well, give Helen a call. I was like, see, you being coy about it makes me mad.
Because if you were taking the piss out, you should really be like, it was a joke. It was all a joke.

Speaker 2 But him being coy is like either they didn't have sex, but he's still going to like relish,

Speaker 2 revel in this moment where he gets this attention at the at the cost of Helen's potential marriage, or he did do it and then he lied and got away with it, which is also uncool. Like he's garbage.

Speaker 2 Don't like him anymore.

Speaker 1 And he's a tattletale with Helen. So he's kind of a piece of shit either way here.
I just looked up to see if Helen has responded.

Speaker 1 I haven't seen anything yet, but I hope she does because this is bullshit.

Speaker 1 He went on watch what happens last night. And of course, Andy loves this shit, you know? So he's like, oh my God, you stuck it in.
He's like, I'm not going to answer that.

Speaker 1 But he was talking about how he wants to be in porn.

Speaker 1 And Fraser was like, Oh, yes, I told him he should have an OnlyFans. And he's like, No, you know, if I'm going to do an OnlyFans, I don't want to do it just right on the back of all of this fame.

Speaker 1 And, you know, oh, I was just doing it because it was on TV. No, I want to have an actual porn career, you know, and really get in the industry.
And someone in the audience couldn't stop giggling.

Speaker 1 They're ew.

Speaker 1 But I guess he's like into, you know, he wants to be like an actual porn star now. And Andy's like,

Speaker 2 talk to Bruno, you know? Bruno did it. And actually in season one, there was a guy who was a porn star who came onto Below Deck, but Bruno went from Below Deck to porn.

Speaker 2 So, you know, Kyle, there is a trip for you.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's a road that's been hoed.

Speaker 1 So feel free to, feel, be, feel free to ride down it, you know?

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