#2963 Crappy Hour 8-11-25: Dorit Writes, Heather Reads, Gretchen Flails

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Speaker 1 Well, hello,

Speaker 1 I'm Ronnie, and that's Ben. And welcome to Crappy Hour.

Speaker 1 How are you doing today, Ben?

Speaker 1 I am great. Thanks.
How are you doing?

Speaker 1 Not great, Ben. I had some terrible news this week having to do with Tonya Haddocks from Chimp Crazy.
She is going to jail for loving chimps. So is it even worth going on? I don't think so.

Speaker 1 I can't even believe I'm doing this today. I've been very upset.
I mean, if you can't abduct a chimp and hide it from the authorities and lie in a courtroom, What can you do? Right. But I love her.

Speaker 1 I don't care that she did anything wrong. I still love Tanya.
I don't want her to go to jail.

Speaker 1 The star of HBO's chimp crazy will spend almost four years in federal prison for lying about a chimp named Tonka. Well,

Speaker 1 yeah. I mean, if that's

Speaker 1 what I mean, what can you do in life anymore, right? Can you even cross the street without waiting for a light to blink anymore? For fuck's sake. So anyway,

Speaker 1 this is our weekly or our bi-weekly, I guess, show about all things Bravo, but I had to slip that one in there right at the beginning because I'm really bummed and I don't like it. Stay strong, Tanya.

Speaker 1 Freeze.

Speaker 1 Freeze Tanya. Yeah, freeze Tanya.
You know what? Don't even freeze her. She would love that.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I would actually base me on her ass and freeze her until we get laws that are more protective of people who care too much about chimps. I mean, the woman's addicted to chimps, okay?

Speaker 1 Give an addict a break.

Speaker 1 I feel like I saw a picture of her like in jail or a mug shot or something and you know she didn't have her wig anymore. They just she didn't have all her glam and I just I was sad.

Speaker 1 I don't like seeing that side of Tanya. I want to see her sort of 7-Eleven version of Jennifer Coolidge.
So yeah, it's it's tough. It's a tough time right now.
It really is.

Speaker 1 The point you just brought up is totally valid and correct. This is unfair that they're showing her without her glam, without her wigs, without her this, without her that.

Speaker 1 They don't give anybody else that disrespect. They let fucking Karen go to prison looking decent, I think.

Speaker 1 I'm assuming. I mean, you can't do this to her.

Speaker 1 Everyone gets to go to prison looking decent, but Tanya is the one that they single out. They say wig has to come off.

Speaker 1 It's not right. That's not fair.
I agree. All right.
Well, that's Tanya. Stay strong over there, Tanya.
If you're watching this from wherever, we love you.

Speaker 1 Maybe someone will hide Tanya in the back of a truck and bring her to a motel and bring her to the basement of some place in Missouri. Girl, you know that's why I'm going to jail.

Speaker 1 They're going to find Tanya in my basement. I'm going to be like, what? You're the one here.
I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 And then the big twist in episode three is you're going to find her in my basement. I'm going to be like, Tanya, I brought you some chicken nuggets and some milky days.

Speaker 1 Just bring her all the snacks, all the good stuff. And then you could play games with her where you like run around from like around her cage back and forth.

Speaker 1 Well, you know, I've been playing virtual reality games on this MetaQuest 3, which I know it's stupid. Everybody's going to make fun of me.
I don't even care.

Speaker 1 So I'm not going to play games with her, but I will keep her in the basement and she can just watch me do this.

Speaker 1 It's a common thing that people do in West Hollywood, just for reference.

Speaker 1 Can Can we give a shout out to Marissa, who is here in the chat?

Speaker 1 She says, hello, Ronnie and Ben. It's my 60th birthday.
Happy birthday, Marissa. Yes, 60 years old, Marissa.
Staying 60. Doing it.

Speaker 1 Congratulations. Happy birthday.

Speaker 1 Happy birthday, babe.

Speaker 1 That's amazing.

Speaker 1 No one took your shellac for your face today. No one did that to you.

Speaker 1 So just remember how lucky you are today, Marissa. You still get to look hot.
Yeah. You know, this is a great segue into something that I feel like is a very important topic for today.
Speaking of

Speaker 1 people not getting to look their best on a public platform, should we talk about Larsa Pippin, who had a picture, a still of her from a morning show go, I would not say viral, viral, but like for Larsa, it was viral.

Speaker 1 It was just her looking, she just looked puffed up. Everything looked puffed up, more puffy than usual.

Speaker 1 Now, I think for those of us who watch Real House House in Miami, this feels like harf of the course.

Speaker 1 We watch these women's faces adjust and sink in and puff up again in real time across the season.

Speaker 1 But I think for a lot of people, they hadn't checked in with Larsa for a while and they're like, whoa, what happened with Larsa? So she was getting a lot of shit about her face.

Speaker 1 They were like, oh my God, what'd you do to your face? What do you do to your face? As if like all this time it had been normal. It's like, wait a second, Larsa.

Speaker 1 Can we ask the real question? What haven't you done to your face?

Speaker 1 I mean, girl, staple, shellac, nail gun, you know, chainsaw, the sewing club, like you've done it.

Speaker 1 Everything. Gotta have a hobby.
Gotta have a hobby. So Larsa has actually come out with a, she came out with a response.
And in the response, it's her.

Speaker 1 Face tuned, but it's a video. It's on her, I think on her Instagram.
I'm going to try to play the audio through this. So that way we get the full larseness of it all.
So hopefully you can hear it.

Speaker 1 I'm going to press play. Oh, put up the video too.
Could you? Is it her Instagram? Oh, yeah. I think I can.

Speaker 1 I think it's important because, you know, it's her face. The story is about her face.
So I'm looking at it right now and it's... It's her face.
I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 1 I don't think there's anything wrong with it. And by the way, this is not look shaming somebody.
This is like crazy craft shaming somebody. This woman's crafting is her face.

Speaker 1 That's That's what she likes to do. You know, some of us buy stupid video games like me to play.
Some of them, you know, buy cars. Larsa buys shit for her face.

Speaker 1 She's like the missed potato head of our, of our time, and that is her right.

Speaker 1 Both on the outside and the inside. Okay, so you can see here.

Speaker 1 Here we are on X. You're a real potato on the inside.
She's a real potato. She's a sprouted potato.
Okay, this is courtesy of Queens of Bravo, and I'm going to press play. Hopefully you all hear it.

Speaker 3 Okay, so

Speaker 3 I feel like that photo went viral. I'm wondering if someone made it look like that, because this is what my face looks like, you guys.

Speaker 3 I'm on TV, so you know what I look like.

Speaker 3 I just shot my reunion a couple of days ago, so you'll see what I look like at my reunion. I did have PRP.
I did have an allergic reaction to the PRP, which I didn't even know you can have.

Speaker 3 So my face is a bit swollen, but it doesn't look like that. So

Speaker 3 keep on hating, guys.

Speaker 3 Okay, so.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 keep on hating, guys. I love Larsa saying that her picture went viral.
Guys, as you may know, I thought there was a picture of me that broke the internet. Most popular picture.

Speaker 1 Just was trending everywhere. Everyone couldn't stop talking about it.
Cover of Time magazine. I feel like, I feel like, like it went viral, like, but I feel like it's my like face.

Speaker 1 Like, okay, so she said she had an allergic reaction to prp

Speaker 1 which is a treatment that uses a concentration of your own blood platelets to remote promote healing in various conditions so you're allergic to your own blood

Speaker 1 you know that's unfortunate

Speaker 1 Well, like, you know, like, I didn't want to have to say this, but like, half my blood at this point is hard to even say what it is. They say there's dolphin in it, like, raccoon, like,

Speaker 1 uh, jellyfish, like. i've had so many treatments like it's hard to know what animals in me like dolphin um

Speaker 1 look i will i will agree with what she's saying i'm very agreeable today if you like it i can agree with what she's saying like when she said um guys this is my face that's her face i really don't know how that picture set anybody else off because that's what she looks like in the season premiere So I think maybe in the season premiere, she had just gotten a lot of stuff done.

Speaker 1 And so it was still, you know, crazy looking.

Speaker 1 And now it's, it's normal crazy looking I mean it's always going to be crazy looking you know it's like trying to make a bounce house not fun they're always fun okay bounce houses are fun but they are and you know what bounce houses you know what bounce house bounce houses are so good at flying away during a tornado i swear i just watched that this morning i was like i'm gonna go back on tick tock i'm never on tick tock first thing i see is like thunderstorms in nebraska and it was like just lots of footage of bouncy houses bouncy castles just flying through the sky it's like if you're a trampoline and you're a bouncy house you know there's one thing that's going to happen in your life.

Speaker 1 You get blown away.

Speaker 1 Well, bless her heart. You know, she's, she has the right to do whatever the fuck she wants with her face.
So, you know, have fun. Have fun making, being crazy.
I do remember

Speaker 1 way back in the day in Miami, but someone in the comments is calling her Mama Elsa. And I remember back in the day when she was like, oh my God, Mama Elsa.

Speaker 1 Remember, she made those comments like, ooh, that's just so much plastic surgery. I would never,

Speaker 1 you know, that reminds me of when I was younger and I'd be like, oh my God, planting surgery, Botox, I would never, of course, I'm 25.

Speaker 1 I'm going to say that, you know, if you don't need it when you're 25, it's like when you're already hungry and someone's like, are you hungry? And you're like, I'm not ordering food.

Speaker 1 I don't need to ever eat again. You do the next day, you know, eventually you need it again.
So I don't know.

Speaker 1 Be careful what you say, young people, because this is, this is what you could be, or me with my bruised eyes, you know, you end up somewhere.

Speaker 1 Your eyes are looking fab. I also want to say that

Speaker 1 some people in the the comments are saying that Dr. Jen,

Speaker 1 aka Jen Armstrong, formerly of Orange County, said that you can't have an allergic reaction to PRP.

Speaker 1 Now, I don't know where everyone saw it because I just tried to do some last-minute Googling here and it didn't make any headlines, but maybe she said it on her social media. I love that Dr.

Speaker 1 Jen weighed in and

Speaker 1 said it on the video.

Speaker 1 You mean Dr. Jen? You couldn't find evidence Dr.
Jen said it or what?

Speaker 1 I just couldn't see where everyone was talking about that Dr. Jen said you can't have an allergic reaction.
Oh, I thought Daddy Jenny couldn't find the Larsa.

Speaker 1 I thought you meant you couldn't find Larsa saying it was an allergic reaction. I was like, what's her name? No, no, I started thinking she just said it.

Speaker 1 I said it like, I guess it's on

Speaker 1 maybe like I said it like, what is with people who are possible narcissists who do this with their hair? They grab their hair and they pull it. It's something we've noticed a lot throughout the years.

Speaker 1 And you know who's bad at it? Narcissists. And I've noticed that

Speaker 1 like Kim Zolsiak, Kim Zolsiak does it all the time she's double like she's double crazy pulling the hair like milking the kids well she's got to pull one for one for brielle and one for adriana or ariana

Speaker 1 um

Speaker 1 one for every dollar i steal from ariana

Speaker 1 the more you pull your hair the more dollars come out of her account pulling pulling pulling

Speaker 1 oh gosh

Speaker 1 listen if marcus can't have a crazy face then what are we even doing in this world you know you go you go larsa You go off. Okay.

Speaker 1 Next, I think something that's been fun. We'll move.
Well, first, I guess before we move to some Orange County stuff, have you heard this

Speaker 1 Lindsey Hubbard is getting a spin-off? I have not heard that, and I would love you to tell me about it. Well, I'm trying to find articles, like real articles.
No offense, Bravo and Cocktails.

Speaker 1 It's not like you're not real, but I mean like, where's Diane Sawyer? You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 I almost always ask that when Lindsey Hubbard comes comes up.

Speaker 1 Where's Diane Sawyer? I'm not even saying you're not real, but you know, Bravo and Cocktails does do like blind items and, you know, gossip. It's like someone coming to us for news.

Speaker 1 You know, you don't do it. So Lindsey Hubbard reveals co-parenting struggles with Turner, blah, blah, blah.
Okay. But where's the spin-off part?

Speaker 1 It says Lindsay Hubbard's just going to spin. Lindsey Hubbard's going to a spin class.

Speaker 1 Well, actually, all it says, it's a picture of Lindsay, and it says, Lindsey Hubbard's spin-off spin-off starts filming September 1st. We'll share as I get more information.
And that's all I got.

Speaker 1 But that's from Bravo and Cocktails.

Speaker 1 So I don't know. I would imagine it would need to be more people than just Lindsay, right?

Speaker 1 Does Lindsay ever really need more people than just Lindsay? I would love to see Bravo's first ever one woman's show,

Speaker 1 just Lindsay doing things. Yeah, I was thinking it might be like an AI clickbait article, but I found it in Bravo and Cocktails.

Speaker 1 So who knows, you guys, because you know, those AI ones, they're like, Carrie Underwood told the view to shove it. She's suing them for $50 million.

Speaker 1 I believe everything. I have to, you have to Google everything you read now because it's mostly just AI slop.
But maybe Lindsay can fight with AI slop. I don't know.

Speaker 1 But Lindsay does need other people.

Speaker 1 AI slop is also what I casually called the summer house.

Speaker 1 Can Lindsay spin off her just calling up Bravo and Cocktails and be like, um, did you hear about Carrie Underwood suing the view for $50 million?

Speaker 1 And then Bravo and Cocktails could be like, no, that's not happening, Lindsay. How dare you?

Speaker 1 You're really making me giggle, like a little high-pitched giggle, like a little Keith Billsbury Doughboy giggle over here.

Speaker 1 Since you're talking about Summerhouse,

Speaker 1 I have another question. Since you came with me to me with a question, I'm going to answer the question of my own.

Speaker 1 I saw a bill of board the other day on Melrose Avenue, and I'm going to send it to my, to my Mac for my, from my phone. I would like to know

Speaker 1 if this is Lexi Wood. Okay.
I am, I tried, I did like light research and then, but I was driving. I didn't want to crash.
I was like, I'm definitely not going to crash my car on account of Lexi Wood.

Speaker 1 So here it comes. Here comes the image.
Is this Lexi Wood?

Speaker 1 Oh, gosh, it's so little. It says Princess Polly.
It's a billboard.

Speaker 1 It's a Princess Polly. Let's see.
It looks like her. The lip line.
I feel like this is a little bit. I mean, you can see the lipstick.

Speaker 1 The lip liner is five miles away. So, yeah, I think it's her.
Although she usually only covers the breast part.

Speaker 1 She always wears something that's kind of like a bikini top.

Speaker 1 So I don't, I mean, is Polly a fashion brand or is it lipstick?

Speaker 1 I've never seen it or is it for people who just want to date a lot of people at one time? Wait a second.

Speaker 1 I am just looking at it right now and I'm like, is that, is that her sister making adjustments? Oh my God. How did her sister get up there?

Speaker 1 She got up there with a big paintbrush to line her lips. Wow.
And made a perfect circle. Wow.
What's your sister doing?

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 It's perfect. Okay.
So it is. I can't do that.
That's so cool. God, the magic of the video.
Tell me.

Speaker 1 It was, it was, I did it in the preview application and I accidentally did like this thing where men are good. Drawing on her face.

Speaker 1 I was trying to do more of a pencil look and it came out just as a weird circle, but that's okay. We are we are accepting.
Oh, anyway.

Speaker 1 This is a good one. Kensley, what is Kensley's name? Kenley Collins was her name, right? Kenley Collins.
Yes. Did you read her stuff?

Speaker 1 I just read this coming into this, so I didn't have time to write it down. Kenley Collins went off.
This is from Dolphin Girl, who gave us this story. Thank you for the reminder.

Speaker 1 So Kenley Collins goes off on Andy Cohen on an Instagram post saying that he's worse than Harvey Weinstein.

Speaker 1 And when he was on the set of Project Runway, he was always treating all the designers like twinks that he could use and running around and being like, hey, Twink, which

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 I don't know. Andy, look, I will say.

Speaker 1 The shocking thing in that is that Andy usually gets like hot stripper types, not really project running designer types. So I don't know.

Speaker 1 But the point is, Kenley is going off and saying she's got a lot to share from

Speaker 1 what, 20 years ago? I mean, when was that?

Speaker 1 How long has that show been on? She was like season five, right? It was a long time ago. It was like OG run.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to weigh in either way of whether she is telling the truth or not.

Speaker 1 But it is a little surprising to me that when Bethany Frankl was doing the whole reality reckoning thing that she didn't speak up at that at that moment you know obviously well she does bring that up sometimes she does bring that up and she said here let me find the exact quotes um so blah blah blah do you guys really think harvey weinstein was the worst one on set andy cohens was andy cohen was andy cohen was disgusting horrible worst predator with the gays hopping around the set like hey twinks um hey twinks hey twinks

Speaker 1 that's exactly what we often do hey twinks i think i've said that that before to people. So

Speaker 1 she referenced former Atlanta star Neni Leaks, who claimed that Cohen had created a hostile workplace.

Speaker 1 And she, yeah, basically,

Speaker 1 basically trying to lend credence to that. So I don't know.
I don't know what's going on with her, why this is coming out now, but it'll be interesting to see what comes of that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's.

Speaker 1 That's,

Speaker 1 that'll be interesting to see.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry, because I got distracted because I was looking at Kenley Collins and an article from 2009 came up that said, Jail was really funny, cat attack runway finalist.

Speaker 1 Kenley Collins, the cat throwing project runway contestant, needed to help her reach her potential as a designer and human being. Wait, what is the

Speaker 1 Kenley Collins threw a cat?

Speaker 1 I don't remember her throwing a cat. And Bumble Bear tells us, Kenley was in season five, 2008.
So 17 years ago.

Speaker 1 Dolphin says she was insufferable then. She's still the same.
Meanwhile, she came back for all-stars. Can't stand her.
I don't think Jim Bidden could stand for that.

Speaker 1 But, you know, I don't know. I don't know.
I would like to hear if he's done stuff like that.

Speaker 1 I don't think going on set and saying he twinks is sexual abuse, but you know, obviously I'm going to hold off my opinion until I hear what she has to say. Exactly.

Speaker 1 And Marie makes a good point in the comments. Harvey raped women.

Speaker 1 Harvey raped people. Yes.
Yes.

Speaker 1 That's quite different than what anything that Andy Cohen has been accused of so far.

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Speaker 1 Bumble Bear says, my friend who worked on Top Chef said he was rude when he visited the set, but nothing predatory.

Speaker 1 Which I think just tracks. I mean, that's Andy, right? He's rude on the reunions, right? Is he right, right? I don't know.
I thought he had a reputation for being nice to everybody.

Speaker 1 He is nice, but he's, but the way he's able, the way he like clocks people, one could say is rude. That's what I meant.
Like, he's like, he's, he's not always going to be rosy. And

Speaker 1 I know you weren't contesting us,

Speaker 1 but it's, it's just funny. So, by the way, did you get a chance to see the new Project Runway yet? No, you said it said, so I didn't watch it.
Also, now that things are coming

Speaker 1 for the more episodes, how many have there been? Three?

Speaker 1 Three. I haven't watched the third yet.
That's too much because now I have to sit down and watch it for like a whole day. You know, it's too much.

Speaker 1 And it's one show every two months. Yeah.
La Roch is very funny. La Roach is super funny, but like, yeah.

Speaker 1 I read controversy about it today that one of the contestants, the producers told this contestant to show up and drag. And so he did show up and drag.

Speaker 1 But then once he got there, they were like, oh, you're just letting your drag persona take over because your stuff is too much. And they called one of his designs like a Volva.
Is it a Volva? A uvula?

Speaker 1 Some woman part.

Speaker 1 And then Heidi said, it looks like bottle opener. And so he was all upset that he got tricked into doing drag only to be dragged down, if you will.
Wow. So that kind of got me interested.

Speaker 1 And then La Roche supposedly said, I'm mad that I even had to come here to look at bad fashion. You guys are wasting my time.
I could have been at lunch.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the vibe, it actually,

Speaker 1 I would not, I'm not surprised that he would say that. It does feel like the vibe is that they're kind of trying to be a little bit more like drag race on the show, where it's like joke.

Speaker 1 Like, I don't know, it's like just trying to be jokey. I don't know.
I just don't like it anymore. Debbie Antine says everybody has a uvula.
Okay, well noted, you know, God, I'm learning a lot today.

Speaker 1 Don't tell people high twinks. And I have a uvula.
Yeah. I'm writing that in in my bed.
Charlie Brown is the Charlie Brown thing. I have a uvula.

Speaker 1 I would like to talk about something. I'm like that on a t-shirt.

Speaker 1 This is, I'm bringing, I have to.

Speaker 1 We all have a uvula.

Speaker 1 I'm bringing up something here. This is a minor story, but it's one that I have just been so fascinated with for the past like two months.
The ongoing tale of the crypto kidnappers in New York City.

Speaker 1 So I guess New York Magazine came out with a big article about it, which I tried to read, but it was behind a paywall. However, luckily,

Speaker 1 the Everybody's Business But Mind podcast. Club, yes, Kara, yes.
I love Kara.

Speaker 1 She took a screenshot of the most important part of the article, which is Charlie's involvement from Next Gen New York City.

Speaker 1 So it's a very small part of the

Speaker 1 article, but from, well,

Speaker 1 I can even just read it out loud, which is that the guys, the villains of the story, the guys who,

Speaker 1 for those of you who don't know,

Speaker 1 abducted this guy and tortured him because they wanted access to his Bitcoin account, and this guy would not give it up.

Speaker 1 And so they held him in this townhouse in New York City for like two or three weeks, torturing him.

Speaker 1 And in the meantime, these assholes also were like throwing parties.

Speaker 1 And so they had an assistant, this guy named Morgan O'Connor, who is a quote-unquote, a well-connected club rat and former former model known for a striking look, white with waist-length dreadlocks.

Speaker 1 And then

Speaker 1 this guy, Morgan O'Connor, seemed to know every bottle girl in the city, and he soon brought on Charlie Zakour, a handsome 30-year-old starring on Bravo's Real Housewives spin-off Next Gen.

Speaker 1 And I'm sure that Charlie loves being referred to as someone on a Real Housewives spin-off. So

Speaker 1 We learned that they grew up together and the Manhattan Party Circuit. They both dated Lindsay Lohan.

Speaker 1 And what what they basically, their job was to find young women to party with, to bring young women to this townhome for the parties with these abductors.

Speaker 1 And so Charlie would like, he told a friend, they're going to drop stupid money, like life-changing amounts of money. And I think we all know, we can totally imagine Charlie saying that.

Speaker 1 And he goes, they're ready to spend. And there was an unusual source to help stock the parties at 38 Prince, the Soho location of Brandy Melville on nearby Broadway.

Speaker 1 And so basically the article then goes on to say that the clothing shop is known for employing attractive young women, many of them part-time models.

Speaker 1 Zakor had dated several of them over the years and often brought them and their friends to clubs and after parties.

Speaker 1 And sometimes he'd drop by the store just to hang out, leading one employee to ask herself, what's an unknown doing at Brandy?

Speaker 1 So that's the end of his involvement in the article, but I just love that he was lingering in this store and all the young sales girls, the hot models were like, who is this old guy creeping out over here?

Speaker 1 So that's...

Speaker 1 So wait, Charlie was like creeping in the store trying to get girls to come to this crypto townhouse? Yeah, for parties. And he would go in there and creep out.
And they were like, who is this unk?

Speaker 1 And Cara actually writes a great book. What is

Speaker 1 like uncle? Yeah. That's what my nieces call me unk.

Speaker 1 He's literally an uncle. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Cara says, obsessed with this New York City crypto torture story, more obsessed with Charlie from NextGen New York City essentially recruiting teen employees from Brandy Melville to the house, only to be referred to as an unk by them, being confused why he hung out in the store so often.

Speaker 1 It's so good. Oh, Charles.

Speaker 1 So that's the update on that. There's not much to say about it, but for those who wanted further texture on his whole involvement in that scandal,

Speaker 1 that is the deal so far. Well, you want to talk about a real unk?

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 Real unknown.

Speaker 1 Carl Radke has revealed.

Speaker 1 Guys, hold yourselves. Carl Radke has revealed to us weekly news,

Speaker 1 my middle name is Carl. We always, for whatever reason, as a family, went by our middle names.
So my brother even went by his middle name. But on my ID and passport, my first name, wait for it.

Speaker 1 It's William. It's crazy, right?

Speaker 1 It's an obscure name.

Speaker 1 Only people who live in a certain neighborhood of Pittsburgh would really get

Speaker 1 you know it's like it's a high shame name so

Speaker 1 it's William with a soft a

Speaker 1 Carl is wearing a sleeveless tennis sweater with no shirt under it in this article and he is gearing up for the official opening of soft bar and cafe

Speaker 1 could have called it billy carl just

Speaker 1 and i didn't get the space till january we didn't start building till March. And

Speaker 1 yeah, so guess what? From the time I've signed it to the time we're be opening, soft circled,

Speaker 1 August 27th is going to be a grand opening. So wow, August 27th, that's next week.
Two weeks. Two weeks.
Yes. What? Two weeks.
Wow.

Speaker 1 That's almost perfectly aligned with Labor Day weekend, famously the season finale of Summerhouse.

Speaker 1 By the way, she makes it.

Speaker 1 By the way, I just want to say we have a great bot in the chat. This is Gloria who says, My name is Gloria Pouchfante.
I'm America's favorite gay aunt. I'm here to remind you to clean your foreskin.

Speaker 1 When was the last time you cleaned out your foreskin cheese? It's a great question that she asks. Thank you for being here, Gloria.
Gloria, if you get foreskinned cheese, you've waited too long.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 You need to be better. You need to be a little bit more on top of it with your tips.
If there's already cheese, you missed something, Gloria. You're late.

Speaker 1 Wait, she says, I'm not a bot queen. I'm a real gay lesbian.
Okay. Very, very nice.

Speaker 1 Right. Thank you.

Speaker 1 Does that make it better? Either way, you'll get better at your foreskin checks because you're behind. Yes.

Speaker 1 So, yeah, that's the big car all news. I know everybody was trying to hear it, so I had to share.
It's actually so funny because

Speaker 1 I was walking to the gym today and I walked by a restaurant that I feel like is going to close very soon. And I was like, I'm surprised this.
This restaurant has stayed open for so long.

Speaker 1 And I was like, oh, I bet when it closes, I wonder if they have a good guy clause. I literally was like thinking, I was saying good guy claws to myself in Carl voice.
Oh, good guy claws.

Speaker 1 Good guy claws.

Speaker 1 Was it what restaurant was it?

Speaker 1 It's a place called Mr. T's.

Speaker 1 And I really want to go there. I still haven't been.
I'm contributing to Tableau.

Speaker 1 It's like Mr. T, like, Mr.
T. I think it's called Mr.
T. It's like Mr.
T apostrophe S. It's like Mr.
T. Mr.
T. Oh, I thought it was like a cute Bobo place, like Mr.
T's.

Speaker 1 I think it's called Mr. T's.
Yeah, it's called Mr. Two.
I'm sorry, it's just called Mr. T.

Speaker 1 Mr. T.

Speaker 1 I think that that's kind of an awkward name for a place. Maybe that's why they're closing.
I mean,

Speaker 1 from the 18th, you know, Mr. T.
He was very tough. You're not always in a Mr.
T mood for lunch.

Speaker 1 I heard that it's like a hotspot in Paris, but it's just sort of like empty in L.A. And I heard that it's like Beyoncé's favorite restaurant.

Speaker 1 So they opened it up because I think Beyonce allegedly has an office across the street. That's what the rumor is.
Word on the street is that that's why Mr. T is there.
But is Beyonce there?

Speaker 1 Because they did a lot of work to try to get Beyonce. As far as I can tell, I don't think Beyonce is going to be in there.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I doubt it. So

Speaker 1 I will go support Mr. T.
But I like that Beyonce's supportive of Mr. T, like probably because she likes Mr.
T. It just reminds her of, you know, her childhood.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So here's somebody who

Speaker 1 here's a Mrs. T that I don't support.
Tamara Judge. Okay.
Tamara Judge's daughter, Sophia Barney, wants to be on Next Gen NYC. No.

Speaker 1 Okay. You know what? And

Speaker 1 you're not alone. Here's the thing.
You're not welcome here.

Speaker 1 You know,

Speaker 1 there's one small issue, which is that as far as we can see, you're in Orange County.

Speaker 1 And so like, I know we made like an exception for Gia, but I don't know if we can, I I don't know if we can make the umbrella of New York City go all the way to Orange County, unless she has moved to New York City, in which case we can reevaluate.

Speaker 1 I think it's probably going to be a no, though, anyway. Yeah, it's gonna be a no.
Yeah, I mean, she seems nice and everything, but I don't want guest spots from Tamara, you know, that's why I say no.

Speaker 1 And also, you're not the first person to write a song about a cannibal. Do you know how many cannibal songs we were sent after your episode, and we were talking about songs about cannibals?

Speaker 1 A lot, okay? Yeah, write Ben Dark songs, write one about like foreskin checking, you know, like

Speaker 1 foreskin before the cheese forms, Gloria.

Speaker 1 There's a lot of people talking about Laura Brannigan in the comments. I think because Gloria is here, so people are referencing the song Gloria.

Speaker 1 So maybe Sophia could do a cool remix of a Laura Brannigan song and then we can talk. But I actually kind of, I kind of want for Next Gen New York City, I kind of want the,

Speaker 1 I kind of want a cast cutoff. I don't want to bring in any more kids from the suburban shows.
I think I just want rich kids from New York City to be added onto the show.

Speaker 1 So purely just like, I just, I just, I don't know if I want someone from Orange County infiltrating the show. It should really be people from the Upper East Side would make me happy or,

Speaker 1 or the Upper West side. I'll accept them too.
I think just leave it alone. That's what I say.

Speaker 1 Yeah. It's good if it is.
It's too late. I don't want you all flying your kids in for screen tests.
It's already done. It's already cast.
It's already done.

Speaker 1 I think anybody else they cast, they should just cast people who are already in New York naturally.

Speaker 1 Also, I have to say, I love this like gold rush that's happening with Bravo stars trying to whore out their children to get onto like next-gen New York City or like a rumored next-gen Los Angeles.

Speaker 1 The way they are all adding to the rumor mill, because you know they're the ones like telling the reporters, oh, I heard that like my child is going to be in talks.

Speaker 1 You know, Kyle Richards fully leaked. Actually, Kyle, all the daughters on the Kyle said, they've all leaked it probably.

Speaker 1 Oh, well, you know, Sophie, Sophia, or like Porsche or Farah they're all in Toxician next gen New York City you know like Kyle is gonna be coming in wearing a backpack me like I heard that like I was in Toxician next gen New York City like stop it everyone is rushing so hard to be on this show it is hilarious to me yeah guys you didn't everybody thought it was gonna be trash you all dissed it I'm sure everybody wanting to be on the show is like that show's gonna fail and now it's successful and you all want a piece of the pie I'm sorry the pie is served it's already been served you don't get to be a piece of the pie you know you're not in the pie you're not in the pie it like it like makes me feel like they're like the the world is about to explode and there's a spaceship and there's limited like seating on the spaceship and they're all trying to get their kids on the spaceship to start a new civilization like take my child please put it on next-gen new york city yeah that was a good movie that the end of the world now had to all get their kids on the all the rich yeah all the all the rich kids got on all the rich people got on there or whatever and then all the poor people were like no

Speaker 1 but i think the rich people all died too usually

Speaker 1 So let's see. We did some Carl stuff.

Speaker 1 I mean, I guess there's this Gretchen likes homophobic, transphobic posts. I went off on that on the Real Housewives of Orange County.
You know what? I don't need to fill myself with rage today.

Speaker 1 Gretchen, you still suck as much as you did this past weekend or this past last week in our recap. Okay.
Shame on you. So I'll just stop there.

Speaker 1 If anyone wants to hear stuff about that, then go check out that recap because there's better stuff to talk about in Orange County. Like Heather Dew,

Speaker 1 heather do bro we're gonna have to create a jingle like a under the sea jingle for claw hands arriving

Speaker 1 heather debris news

Speaker 1 afraid though afraid though

Speaker 1 everything's better where it is wetter because you can tell alfredo wipe up the wetness

Speaker 1 So stupid.

Speaker 1 Well, first in the news, Heather and Terry Terry sold their mansion that they've been trying to sell on the shop, and they sold it for $16 million. They had originally

Speaker 1 put it up for sale at $25 million. So that's crazy.
That's a crazy low amount to be selling it. But, you know, we all know they're full of shit anyway, and they would never would have gotten that.

Speaker 1 So I don't know if they lost money, if they made money, but you know what? This is why I trust the best realtors on the market. Josh and Josh.
Heather Dubrow. Bringing people together.

Speaker 1 I am Heather Dubrot. I am fun and relatable, and I am always very hilarious.
I am a happy person. Ha ha ha.

Speaker 1 And then we move on to Gina. So Gina Kirschenheider.

Speaker 1 I'm getting used to that. Gina Kirschnenschneider.
Gina Kirchenschneider.

Speaker 1 Kirschen Schneider's.

Speaker 1 I'm going to need, I just need her to have a stage name at this point.

Speaker 1 Why is Carl changing his name from William, but you can't change it from Kirschen Schneider? Kirschnyder. Yeah, exactly.
Can we, what about William? Change it to Carl. Gina Williams.
Gina Carl.

Speaker 1 Gina Carl. Gina Carl Williams.

Speaker 1 So Gina Kirschnider confirms Heather DeBru leaked Katie's custody info ahead of Orange County Reunion. This was on Taste of Reality.
But I'm actually not reporting on that

Speaker 1 reporting. What I am reporting on is Heather DeBrow's response to that.
Okay, well, hold on a sec. So basically, what happened was Gina goes on watch what happens live.
And the question was, Gina,

Speaker 1 isn't it a little bit hypocritical that you guys are mad at Katie and calling the bloggers when, you know, you, when Emily researched Katie's, you know, what do you call it?

Speaker 1 Custody battle and put that on the reunion. Yes, it is hypocritical, Andy.
There's the real answer. But Gina was like, no, because you know what? Like a lot of people don't know this.

Speaker 1 But it wasn't even actually Emily who did the research. It was Debrow.

Speaker 1 So she accused Heather of being the one to do the research on Katie Janella's children or lack thereof at the moment. Custody of.

Speaker 1 Alfredo, Alfred A. Doe.
My turn.

Speaker 1 My turn.

Speaker 1 Let's set the record straight. First of all, I do not research anyone.
That is not my M-O. That stands for, well, I won't even say what it does, Gina.

Speaker 1 I do not have time or interest to try to dig something up on other people. I am a working actress who has many auditions to go to, Gina.
I don't have time to do this.

Speaker 1 For the reunion last year, there was a lot of stories in the media circling about Katie, and some of us were sending them to each other because it was overwhelming and crazy.

Speaker 1 And I did, in fact, send the article about Katie's custody to Emily. I did nothing more than that, and and I would never have brought this up at the reunion.

Speaker 1 I actually went to Katie during the reunion. I actually went up to her during the commercial break and I said to her, this must have been a very difficult time for you.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry you had to go through that. I never would have brought this up.
You know, I never would have brought this up.

Speaker 1 Kids and careers are off limits. For all of you out there making Wendy Malik jokes, off limits.

Speaker 1 Not really really sure why Gina chose to include me in her response on the show or make it sound salacious, but it was not. And I will not adjudicate this again.

Speaker 1 No more adjudications.

Speaker 1 No more discussions. It's over.

Speaker 1 Well, look, first of all, what Heather is saying is correct. The stories about Katie and her custody and all that dirty mud that was slung was in the the news before the reunion.

Speaker 1 I'd read all that stuff before. So that stuff was out.

Speaker 1 The point is, you guys planned to bring it up and embarrass the woman. And Emily for sure did.
And for sure that for Emily to be like, whoa, whatever, it was in the boss.

Speaker 1 You brought that shit on national TV for millions of people. And Gina, you sticking up for her makes you just as fucking gross.

Speaker 1 And we all know Heather had something to do with it too, because she's passing the info along to her little minions before the reunion because she knows that they're going to carry her water.

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Speaker 1 Here's my feeling on this. I think, you know, Heather basically said, look, we were, we were texting.
We were being messy. I found, I did like, I did a Google search.
I found this link.

Speaker 1 I sent it to the group. I think like amongst a group of friends being messy about like someone, like I'm not out of the context of like a reunion, it's like, okay, they're sending links.

Speaker 1 I, what I don't like is that Gina is actually trying to like abdicate any responsibility. Like, oh, I didn't do anything.
It was Heather who did it. It's like, so Gina to do that.

Speaker 1 Like, Gina, like, Heather's like, Yeah, I was messy. I did it.
You know, I didn't have like an investigator.

Speaker 1 I wasn't searching and I wasn't, you know, I didn't call a bow deedle, you know, but Gina's like, it was Heather. And I just feel like this is what Gina always does.

Speaker 1 She casts stones and then she hides away.

Speaker 1 And then she turns, she sells out her people she sells out friends she's being she's having a key key with some friends and being shady or worse and she still sells she's always selling people out every single season every single interaction yeah you know people there's always a discussion every season about emily and gina right because they suck and by the way i saw something today that said emily has been on oh Emily and Gina have been on OC longer than Dorinda was on Real House of New York.

Speaker 1 Let that sit in. Isn't that crazy? So anyway, there's always a discussion every season because the audience is like, get rid of these two idiots.
Why are these two boring idiots on TV?

Speaker 1 Why do we have to watch them every single season? The show's tanking and you just keep them. It's like you change everybody around them.
It makes no sense.

Speaker 1 There's this discussion every season that they're on, right? And sometimes people are like, why don't you like them? Just because they're not rich, Gina's not rich.

Speaker 1 No, it has nothing to do with her not rich. Yes, it does.
For me, yes, it does. Well, for me, I don't care about that because I don't think any of them are rich.

Speaker 1 I think all of them are really Gina poor, but they pretend to be rich. I think at least 90% of them are that poor.
I like the pretending. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 Well, that part doesn't bother me personally as much as this. She's a bad friend.
Ultimately, this show is about friends. Gina is a friend to nobody, and Emily is a friend to nobody.

Speaker 1 They're terrible people. They're terrible humans.
They're terrible friends. That's it.
I don't want to watch that.

Speaker 1 I mean, ultimately, the show, you know, the show's like bickering and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 But I think what keeps it coming, what keeps me coming back is they're funny women who generally are good friends to each other.

Speaker 1 It's the fights are usually like, you weren't a good friend to me because X, Y, Z. Okay, well, how can I be a better friend? That's ultimately what the show is, right? At least to me.

Speaker 1 So you guys suck. You suck at your jobs.
You're not funny. You're not fun.
And you're terrible friends. Go away.
Here's the thing. You can be a terrible friend,

Speaker 1 or you can be

Speaker 1 no, let me say it this way.

Speaker 1 You can either be a good friend, but boring, or entertaining, but a terrible friend. But what you can't be is a terrible friend who's boring.
And that's what they are.

Speaker 1 They're terrible friends who are boring. And I feel like every season, we, at a certain point, we feel, we feel bad because I think like we actually...

Speaker 1 In a weird way, I feel like we do sort of root for these people on a certain level because we actually are all fans of these shows. We like them.
We want them to work. We want these shows to succeed.

Speaker 1 And sometimes I get to a place where I'm like, you know, like, I I shit on Gina so much, but she's actually like doing the work. She's the story's moving forward because of her.

Speaker 1 She's stirring the pot. Emily's stirring the pot.
She's obnoxious, but she's doing the thing. And I kind of like, you'll hear me do it on the podcast every single season.

Speaker 1 And I sort of like eat my words a little bit and say, you know, I get them all so much shit. But you know, the truth is they're actually like, they're working for their money.
I do the whole thing.

Speaker 1 But you know, I'm sick of doing the whole thing. They're boring and they suck.
Yeah, they suck. No excuses.
Get rid of them.

Speaker 1 So tired of those two.

Speaker 1 Big shocking news. This has nothing to do with Gina.
Thank God.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 Teresa Judice admits marriage with Louis Rullis hasn't been easy amid rumors about financial struggles. I don't even need to read that.
I don't even need to read that one.

Speaker 1 My response to that is, duh, no shit, Teresa. Okay, Teresa's the person you literally hold back at the crosswalk and say, Don't, a bus is coming.
And she walks out and get hits by the bus.

Speaker 1 Am I supposed to stop and pick you up? No, stupid. I tried to hold you back.
I'm busy. I have to get to work.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 No shit. Your relationship with Louis, how

Speaker 1 nothing that Louis ever does is easy. Why do you think he has five veins popping out of his forehead at all times? Why do you think he looks like a tomato? This is why.

Speaker 1 Because everything is stressful.

Speaker 1 Did you see the letter that

Speaker 1 I think Gia or something? Joe, Joe Judias was, I don't have any of this in front of me. I just remember reading it this week.

Speaker 1 Joe Judas was writing a letter to Trump or tweeting Trump or something, being like, hey, you know, know, it's time for another chance. You know what? Like, who cares? Like, let me back.

Speaker 1 Let me back in. Like, I'm a good Republican, you know, like, I'm a good Trumper, whatever.
Let me back.

Speaker 1 And so the family has been like kind of fighting social on social media because that's the only place that Donald really pays attention to. They no longer get his attention there.

Speaker 1 And so they're kind of begging him on socials to let Joe back. And then today, Joe had a post shirtless, which nobody needs that.

Speaker 1 And it said, like, oh my God, what another day is like waking up in beautiful Italy. What? Make up your mind.
What do you want? What do you mean?

Speaker 1 You need to be consistent in your social media begging, sir.

Speaker 1 Also, like, why did it take you so long to realize this is what you're supposed to do?

Speaker 1 When I, I think I said it, or I was predicting it a long time ago, that Joe Judice is going to appeal for a pardon, like in the first Trump term, because Teresa was on Apprentice.

Speaker 1 She already had a relationship with Trump. So I thought this was already going to happen.
I'm surprised it took him this long.

Speaker 1 And I think he will get a pardon, by the way. I think it's going to work out for him.

Speaker 1 I'm just going to say, because it seems like any reality star who's pledged allegiance can get pardoned at this point. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, speaking of parasites, Brandi Glanville has named her facial parasite. God damn it.
I can't read this site. This site is cancer.
Every time I open it, it's what is this, page six?

Speaker 1 Page six, do better. I need a full page AT ⁇ T ad that I can't get past to read your fucking article.
You assholes. Fucking page six.
Page six, you're better than this, right?

Speaker 1 So she named her facial parasite Caroline after caroline manzo and really thought she did something hilarious there uh but then she topped herself by putting nair all over her face to catch the worm and to catch caroline and burnt her face off wasn't terry debrow supposed to fix this Wasn't he like, she gotta come into my office and I'll figure out how to deal with it.

Speaker 1 Like, what happened to that? What happened to the botched guys going to town here? To this, I say, can Terry DeBrow fix himself before he starts working on anybody else?

Speaker 1 It's like getting your car worked on by someone who drives a bike. Okay.
It's ridiculous. It's like getting hair advice from me.

Speaker 1 Yeah, poor Brandi Glanville with, I saw the pictures and she has burned herself and her face is now orange. I mean, this is really,

Speaker 1 I don't really wish this on anyone, this parasite situation that she's going through, but it does feel like

Speaker 1 we're watching like an allegory or we're watching, like there should be something that says like from the creators of the substance comes the parasite.

Speaker 1 Like this is, it feels like this is some sort of commentary on modern beauty, even though actually she got the parasite not from anything pertaining to beauty treatments.

Speaker 1 It's just there's something about it. Well, no one knows where she got the parasite, and

Speaker 1 no one knows what the hell's going on with her. Vicki said that she got the same parasite in Thailand, or whenever they shot that real world, they shot it in Thailand, right? She said she got that.

Speaker 1 Well, no, it was in Thailand. Where did they shoot?

Speaker 1 That girls trip that didn't air Morocco.

Speaker 1 Okay, so then Vicki was

Speaker 1 well vicky wasn't in thailand i'm getting all my girls trips mixed mixed up vicki said that she was there she was somewhere and she got a parasite too anyway i don't know yeah i don't know but i feel bad for the parasite being stuck in brampy's face i mean god couldn't you aim up

Speaker 1 i know you would think at this point um but yeah i guess that saga is still going on and i i'm surprised no one can fix it yet but i guess i guess that's the way it goes um another thing that I think is amusing you know we were just talking about uh Teresa and um the uh the

Speaker 1 the the cast has been announced for the new season of special forces a show that no one I know actually ever watches I think it seems to exist solely for

Speaker 1 casting notice like casting headlines to be like this is the cast and everyone's like oh my god what a funny cast and then like people I think the only thing that ever came out of that show over three seasons was like jojo seboy carrying tom sandoval but um the new cast from bravo the people who are going to be on this we've got um brittany cartwright theresa judice

Speaker 1 and even marcelle at least i don't know if there's any others on there jussie smollett

Speaker 1 right i meant just from bravo but jussey smollett that is a very funny casting that's that's a choice

Speaker 1 Oh my goodness. That's a choice.
Oh, Chanel.

Speaker 1 It's like, please cast somebody on this show that will make me look credible. They're like, oh, we're having trouble.
Not going to get Teresa this time. And they found it.
They finally found it.

Speaker 1 Chanel.

Speaker 1 Oh, never mind. Chanel Iman, not Chanel Ion.
I was like, wait a second. Yeah, so it looks like that's our Bravo representation.
I can't even imagine Teresa in boot camp.

Speaker 1 I'm sort of excited to see that.

Speaker 1 I thought

Speaker 1 we was learning to make boots.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 can we rename the show? I get a little triggered when you say camps. Okay.

Speaker 1 Okay. My favorite piece of news, and we'll end with this before we start talking to you guys,

Speaker 1 is that Doreet Kimsley has a memoir on the way.

Speaker 1 The real housewives of Beverly Hill star chronicled my story behind my curated image

Speaker 1 seen on screen in Unburdened, moving on, letting go, and putting it all on the tablet.

Speaker 1 So she has written a book called Unburdened.

Speaker 1 Please, please make us stop. Doreen's so full of shit.
Ain't nothing in here is going to be true. And I cannot wait to make you read it for some podcast so you can tell me.
Oh, my goodness.

Speaker 1 It's going to be the best book since Sheenochets. It'll be so self-serving and hilarious.
It'll be like people I have hooked up with.

Speaker 1 Boy George, Prince Harry, Prince William, just to name a few.

Speaker 1 Italy, in general, the language of Italia.

Speaker 1 Air.

Speaker 1 I've hooked up with both Air and Mez.

Speaker 1 I hope every chapter is like

Speaker 1 French. Well, I've picked up my French accent.
Because, you know, she's got so many accents because she's a child of the world.

Speaker 1 So it would be fun to hear her like describe how she picked up each individual one that brings together a perfect, perfect, coil accent.

Speaker 1 It will be a great book because it's going to be, first of all, largely fictional fictional and it is going to be very globetropic.

Speaker 1 You know, every chapter is going to be some fantastical story about how she was, you know, in,

Speaker 1 you know, like Hong Kong,

Speaker 1 abducted by a triad, and she was like ransomed. And all she was trying to do was get to the factory where she was manufacturing Beverly Beach.

Speaker 1 You know, like everything is going to be some amazing story. I think it's going to...

Speaker 1 It could get optioned and become a blockbuster movie. I'm going to say that right now.
Yeah, blockbuster. There are pictures of her.
There are pictures of her walking with Hermes bags.

Speaker 1 I don't know if she supplied these pictures, but I saw them all over Twitter last night.

Speaker 1 And I didn't include them on our document because I just didn't, I couldn't tell if these were pictures she had posted on her Instagram that people were ramming or not.

Speaker 1 But it's her shopping with like two Hermes bags. And it's like, you know, look at Dared having a big shopping day.

Speaker 1 Look at all the stuff from Hermes that she's buying. But then people zoomed in and you see that next to one of the Hermes bags is is like some foot artifact.

Speaker 1 So it was like copied and paste, like the Hermes bag was copied and pasted.

Speaker 1 So great. So I didn't want, I was like, I don't want to put this all on Dorit just yet because I don't know the context of the larger picture.
But whoever did this picture did some great sloppy photo.

Speaker 1 Was that on Reddit? Because I saw a Reddit post about somebody saying these are, these are fake, you know, or that she had been, they were bags that she had already used.

Speaker 1 And you could tell because they were crinkled up at the bottom and stuff. And she's, it's just like all her target stuff that she she puts in airmaise bags.
Yeah, people were talking about that too.

Speaker 1 But then someone zoomed in and you could see also that like it wasn't even like bags. They weren't even real bags, I think.

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 I just well, I was,

Speaker 1 you know, I have a little dyslexia left over from being a kid. And so sometimes letters will jumble themselves up to me.
And when I read the title of her book, I thought it said unearned.

Speaker 1 And I read the whole article thinking it said unearned. And I was like, finally, a book title that makes sense on this channel, you know? But it didn't.
It said unburdened.

Speaker 1 I think my dyslexia had it correct, honestly.

Speaker 1 Yeah, there's something that's very, the, you know, what's funny is like calling your book unburdened.

Speaker 1 What's so funny about it to me is there's nothing about the word unburdened that is fat shamey. But there's something like burden implies, connotes heaviness.

Speaker 1 So like there's something about calling your book unburdened, which feels like a dig at PK being heavy. I don't know.
Like I, I feel like there's like a subtle thing there, right?

Speaker 1 Did you pick up on that vibe or is that just me? Thinning down.

Speaker 1 Lightning up.

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Speaker 1 Diabetes zero.

Speaker 1 How I got rid of diabetes in life.

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