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So now we go to Marisol's home.

It's time for a Pramppy Party Pramp.

Seeing this wordplaying.

And she's setting everything up.

It looks all nice.

And she's like, Larsa, I put her.

Hey, hey, hey, friend.

Hey, friend who's helping me set this up.

I put Larsa next to her good friend and i put lisa next to you because she's canadian and then like you guys can chit chat and i put this girl here and that girl here and all there and jennifer's jennifer's her friend and they're just they're just setting up stuff and marisel tells us that she invited adriana today because julia really wants adriana to come to spain and since marisol has decided that she loves julia this season she's going to go along with it because she has to because she's only a friend of and she's just hoping that ketamine adriana shows up not

drunk yacht adriana yeah so then we go to uh alexia coming and the dogs are barking like crazy and jumping all over her and stuff and she goes into the kitchen and whips open the curtain to present herself but then it falls off because it's on a pressure rod she's like oh me oh meow me cortana why you do that to me come on here lady i'm trying to hide the butler's pantry all right

yeah maricella has put up this little curtain that she got like like like a two dollar curtain because it's the catering area.

So she wants to mask the, the, the catering so that way it looks fancier in there, which I just think is so funny because she basically lives in a cottage, a very nice cottage, but a cottage nonetheless.

Yeah.

So

they're just continuing to set up and everything.

And Marisol is going to like make her a cocktail and everything.

And Alexia's like, can we talk about our outfits?

I can be preppy too.

Look, look, look, I'm like very preppy.

They call me the preppy star, a star of preppiness.

Like, I look like the biggest preppy star of all the time.

And, and Marisol tells us that, like, like, her dad was actually from Connecticut, and which I, I feel like we knew that, but I never really retained it.

And, um, that she went to boarding school in Palm Beach.

So, like, she has preppiness in her DNA, allegedly.

Yeah, I was like, he was a very waspy.

He was a sailor, you know, so I'm going to celebrate the white side of me today.

And I was like,

what a difference four years makes, you know?

So Alexia is like, yeah, you know, I feel like preppy in Miami is not a thing.

And it's like, well, I had Kiki here and she said something weird to me.

You know what she said?

Let's see it in a flashback.

So we see Kiki.

She's like, I had a conversation with Gertie.

She said, you guys feel like a cult.

She goes, you know what?

I don't like that.

I don't like it.

What do you mean, a cult?

And she goes, I don't know.

What is a cult?

You know, that denotes that we're sinister.

Could you believe it?

You know what?

You know, I don't like that.

I don't like that.

I find that offensive.

Shaking hand very fast.

No, no, no.

Don't like it.

I don't like it.

Sinister?

I don't like that.

She called it sinister.

She called it sinister?

Really?

That's a kind of dog, right?

I don't like that.

I don't like that.

So Gertie arrives

and

she's...

This is with a guy who has a large appliance box.

And Maricella is like, what did you bring?

Oh, I brought you your wedding gift, okay?

It's a bar.

It's an actual entire giant bar, and you can make drinks with it because I know that you don't actually have one here.

You just rent it out for the show.

Oh my God, I saw that on Instagram, and I wanted it.

Thank you.

What is it?

It's called a cocktail shaker.

Oh, it's $15.

Oh, it just says very big bucks.

Oh,

uh, Mary Sell's like, wow, Gertie's a fashion catastrophe.

Except your bar.

Jesus Christ.

God.

And she's like, but she did bring me a cocktail maker machine.

I heard that Lisa gave it to Gertie and Gurdy were gifting it to me.

That's my dream.

Hello.

Me too.

That's a good gifted to me.

I will take it all.

That's a gift you could have like resold that shit, you know?

Yeah.

And she didn't.

She gave it to you.

So be grateful.

So I heard that at lunch with Julia, we decided, I had lunch with Julia.

We decided to make a trip for you, Alexia, and go to your favorite place, Spain.

And Gertie's like, oh, I studied in Spain.

I'm obsessed with Spain.

You know, I love Spain.

Well, I'm here to tell you, you might not be invited.

So hold on, there's got to be some tension in the room.

Alexia nod and blinks.

Okay, she's already nodding and blinking.

Great.

Do you feel tense?

Yes, I'm going to talk just like this.

I don't want to be too loud.

I don't want to be too annoying to you.

I'm going to talk like this right now.

Just shake my head a little bit.

Now, before we proceed on with the rest of the scene, Alexi and I are just going to put on some sneakers and some sweatpants, and we're just going to get ready for a comet that's going to take us to our planet.

Now, you guys, you said that we're acting like a cult.

Is that true?

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So I was very hurt, okay?

Because I felt like I'm trying to talk to everyone and everyone has the same voice and no one wants to listen to me and everyone has Julius back.

And it's like a cult.

It's like a cult.

I said the word cult because it's like a cult.

That's what it's like.

Oh.

So suddenly you put on some Nikes and planning to hop a ride on a comet and you're in a cult?

I don't know.

When did this happen?

Well, I find it very offensive, and we have to be careful of the things we call each other and the things you say because they stay here, and I don't like it.

Because you know, first of all, we're not a cult, okay?

You were not a cult,

simple Alexia.

She doesn't mean you're literally a cult.

We're not a cult.

I know.

First of all, okay, Keith Rainier, we enjoy, he's just a friend, but we're not a cult, okay?

I just want to say that.

Any tattoos you get on your hoo-ha is up to you, it's not up to us.

We suggest it, we suggest it.

That's all it brings us closer but it is it is it is voluntary it's not

now no that being said we are going to go on a cast trip to our compound in rural oregon

yeah and there will be if you would like to join in in the group sex that's totally optional please only wear white and no shoes no shoes at all okay

uh give us 90 of your income okay and so she's like do you even want to be part of this friend group that's what i want to know And Gertie's like, you guys have to understand.

I'm coming from a place of like trying to find myself.

Do you understand?

Like, I'm just trying to be like vibe, do you know?

Because my literally, you know what my motto is?

Kiss.

Keep it simple, stupid.

Okay.

I don't have time for this shit.

I don't have time for this shit.

Do you understand?

I also have another motto.

It's called, oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyerwiener.

Dr.

Jackie just taught me that one.

You know what?

you know what my motto is?

Sugar, cream, eggs, milk.

That's it.

That's it.

I'm not the back of a Briars box.

Okay.

Listen, listen.

There was a time when we were all

getting along so well.

And I just, I want my, you were all like my beautiful babies.

And I just want my baby back, baby, back, baby, back, baby, back, baby, back, baby, back, baby, back.

Well, okay, just don't involve us in the semantics because it's just so complicated.

I mean, there's a lot of text messages we don't need to read that nobody here can read that you know you put up all this stuff we have to read and you put us in this awkward position of having to read it so we don't read it and then we get mad and then there was nothing to be mad about how should i know what am i supposed to read i mean

porfa hor nomo nomas libres okay

I'm not living in gerty land.

I don't know what she's talking about, but maybe Julia is going to accept this tiny bit of remorse and end up making out with her.

I mean, it is part of the blood pact we had to take in order for her to hang out with us.

That you have to make out with someone outside the group, but you know, we're not a cult.

So, everybody comes.

Adriana's wearing a Harvard t-shirt because that's where I go to school.

And Stephanie's showing off a purse in the shape of a wiener dog worth $2,600.

Wow,

wow, so rich.

Wow.

A purse that's worth $2,600.

That's cheaper than the last purse you showed.

Wow, getting poor over the course of an episode.

Wow.

I wish Audreya's dog was here to hump that purse.

I do too.

So Stephanie's like, oh, his name is Hector, and that's the least amount of boobs I've seen.

Okay.

And Lars goes, first of all, first of all, I'm not preppy.

I like to dress slutty.

I don't like to dress preppy.

Because by the way, none of them know how to dress preppy.

I think the only one who really knows how to dress preppy is Julia because she comes in wearing like a Wimbledon sweater and pants, which is what like

a waspy lady in the Hamptons might wear.

But everyone else is just wearing kind of like

just still their same kind of outfit.

I think the tennis outfits, you know, like the tennis sweaters.

There's a couple of them.

Yeah.

I liked Alexia's because she's like, preppy means smart.

So I'm wearing glasses.

Yes.

I can do preppy.

I'm a star.

Star Preppy.

So they come in, they eat some food, they look around.

She's like, do you like it?

I put my heart into it.

I made all the food here.

All of it.

That's pretty good for someone who doesn't eat.

Am I right?

Yeah, seriously.

So, yeah, just more people are arriving and everything.

And they're just saying hi.

And they're all like, sort of like laughing at each other's outfits.

And then Marisol's like, so, you know, Adriana, I feel like the liquor brings out the truth.

I mean, the stuff comes out.

You know, you can apologize, you know, because Adriana's like, I want to apologize because I was drunk.

She's like, but it's brought out the truth.

She goes, okay, but I feel the same way.

And when you say mean things to me, like, oh, fuck yourself, then, you know, I feel like, why do you hate me so much?

And I was like, well, you know, I'm just trying to ignore you.

I'm trying not to talk to you.

And then I'm getting it.

I'm getting it.

I'm getting it.

I'm getting it.

Just lay off me.

All right.

We've got bigger problems this season.

We don't have to work so hard.

All right.

We've got Julie and Gertie.

We've got Stephanie Alexi.

We've got Lisa and Larissa.

Can we just sit in the green room for a while until we get a regular paycheck?

You know, you're working too hard for this.

Adriana's like, you know, I'm just tired of all this bickering.

It's like, it's not constructive, so I might as well get along.

And Marisol's like, well, I have no idea if she's sincere or not.

I don't know what's up her little wizard's sleeves.

I'm just hoping tomorrow is good and the next day is good.

And I'm just doing one day at a time with this girl.

So they do a cheers because they made peace and everybody applauds.

And lisa comes she's dressed crazy

she's dressed in big platform heel boots um oh my god and black she's all in black oh i will with wednesday meets clueless by the way did you know wednesday is back on tv i'm sucks i did it's like my favorite show did it come back episode one yesterday and i laughed and laughed wednesday is my hero i love wow

wow

i'm so happy i love

her well i am happy

thank you okay so um

say wednesday they cheers lisa looks cray cray and then uh

you know i was looking for yeah clueless and wednesday i was actually looking for a long time for a preppy look and this is what i came up with what do you want to do

just walk into a ralph lauren

just get a big blue oxford with like a white collar oversized cinch it i don't know like it's really easy dress like on a garden i mean i know it might not be the most flattering look but it will will definitely be, you know, preppy.

Well, that's the easiest theme.

She only wears one thing.

Yeah.

And she gets those custom shirts, those custom Oxfords that she just wears.

Yeah.

I'm jealous of people who, like, just established a uniform for themselves, like Ina and Michael Kors.

And then that's just all they have to wear the rest of their life.

Easy.

Yeah.

So she's like, all right, ladies, I'm glad you're here.

Everyone loves a good theme, am I right?

So here's what?

I started digging into my roots.

Not my actual ones.

Those could use some attention, let's not lie.

But I feel like everyone knows me, my mother's daughter, blah, blah, blah, Cuban.

But my dad was from Connecticut.

There's a very American preppy side to me.

And I went to Boston College.

I went to boarding school in Palm Beach.

So there he goes.

I just would never peg Marisol Patton as a Boston College grad.

It's just like the most random thing.

I don't know what I think of with the Boston College grad.

I mean, it's a really good school.

I just don't think of Marisol just even being associated with like Boston in any sort of form.

So it's just kind of hilarious to me.

So she's like, well, I love my prep school because I was just getting hormones and like azungas and I was hot for boys.

And God, I had posters up of, you know, Jimmy Stewart.

And oh, God, what a hottie he was.

And I was just trapped with all these nuns and girls in this boarding school.

And by 11th grade, I was at, I was like going to a co-ed prep school.

I was like, hello.

Yeah, my grades dropped and I was having the time of my life listening to the doo-wop songs and doing it to do op.

That's what I like to say.

There's nothing like making out with someone in the back of a Corvette while a beach boy plays.

God, the amount of necking I did back in those days.

Third base.

We would literally go on third base and kiss each other on the cheek.

It was just.

oh God, every time I see Adriana's poodle humping some leg, I just think of all the poodle dresses I went through in those days.

So Adriana's like, can I give a clinical aspect?

And so they're scared.

And Mariusol goes, oh, a Harvard clinical aspect.

Only on Real Housewives of Miami are they going to shame somebody for going to Harvard, by the way, which is

so fucking funny.

I love that that's going to become a storyline that they're going to be shaming Adriana for furthering her education.

Fucking crazy people.

So she's like, well, when we are conceived, you crossed, you have crosses.

And then if you are a girl, you get your chromosomes from your dad.

So similarities you have to him are greater than you think.

Look at that.

That's why you weren't interesting until your mother was gone and you could copy her personality.

Okay.

I'm kind of low-key obsessed with Adriana, like reciting ninth grade biology information, but under the guise of like a Harvard education.

She's like, I went to Harvard to study.

And what I'm telling you right now is that we have cells and they have DNA

and also cells replicate.

So there, you got it.

You learned from Harvard.

Now you're basically Harvard educated now.

One reason I really like

Adriana is because she's so smart.

I mean, she is very, very, very smart.

Like she's way educated and she knows a million languages.

She plays instruments.

I mean, she's so smart and she still just gets down in the mud.

And I just love her.

She's still a disaster.

Yeah.

She's probably like, it's, I sort of get the sense that behind Wendy, she's like the most educated person on Bravo.

And, uh, but she's a total disaster.

It's great.

Um, so she does this whole, she basically is just telling everyone this stuff about chromosomes, mainly to remind everyone that she's doing a master's of psychology at Harvard, which, of course, like you mentioned, they're all like, whatever, it's night school.

I'm like, yeah, but it's still Harvard.

Harvard's not, it's no walk in the park.

Okay.

So

they're, they're just like dissing her about that.

And I love the Larsa.

Larsa of all people weighing in, babe, you signed up for an online course.

I'm like, Larsa, you are an online course.

You charge people to look at your toes.

Do you know how many anthropologists are studying your toes right now?

So she's like, yeah, you just signed up like online.

Like, like everyone can do that.

Like, all you have to do is pay for like it.

okay then do it if it's that easy oh i would love to see larza try and get a fucking education now there's a season right there larza trying to learn something do it

so easy it'll take several seasons for that to happen wait how does the can opener work like

so class can opening

what like what's even like in this

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larsa i'm afraid that you're you're not not quite ready to move on to the mechanical can opener yet so we're gonna have to hold you back but it looks like it's got like the picture on it is like beans like i don't want that i'm not gonna open it like you've i'm sorry you failed this harvard mic course damn it

So

Julia is saying how she has the Martinez Wimbledon sweater, which is actually kind of a great flex.

And Kiki is like, oh, isn't that the same tennis shoes you wore to Gertie's event?

Which feels like she's trying to prod something on there.

And um, Alexia's like, Well, you know, it wasn't easy for all of us, but it was easy for you and Stephanie to wear something preppy because you guys are basically preppy and stupid, you know.

And Larson,

yeah,

no, yeah, that's it.

I was just like, Yeah, can't open it, yeah, I was like, Yeah, beans are hard, but like Lisa and I don't like dress like this.

Like, we don't like do that.

You guys are nerds, you guys are like dumb nerds.

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So then Stephanie's like,

I want you and I to have a dog, Alexia.

And she goes, Oh, okay, that's great.

Rough rough.

Rough rough.

Is that good?

Rough rough?

Like a dog?

Is that how you want it?

She's like, we'll do it later.

So they're all judging each other's preppy outfits and stuff.

And it's cute, but I don't need to talk about it at all.

It goes further.

So then they're congratulating Marisol on such a good party.

And then they start talking.

And now they start separating into little groups because gertie's like um julia do you want to talk uh where do you want to go you lead the way i don't want to seem too bossy okay i don't want to be bossy she goes oh okay we will go here we will go here sit down sit down here look at me look at me in the eye okay let's do this we're opening this talk right now

I still am not reconciling where we're where we were so far apart because I thought we were understanding.

Like, let's move forward.

Because when I went to the Grecian party, I just felt so betrayed.

I am sorry, because that was absolutely not my intention.

It seems like it's not, but you know, and everyone's like watching because they're like three feet away.

What's happening?

Like, are they figuring out like can't opening yet?

Like, and she's and Julia's saying, like, you know, about like how the guy was a life coach.

So she wanted to ask this very qualified life coach his opinion on how to move forward with gurdy.

But we see the flashback again, and she was calling out Gertie.

This was not asking an opinion.

She was calling out Gertie once again.

Yes.

So then Gertie's like, well, I don't understand how to express this hurt.

And I expressed maybe in the wrong way.

Okay.

Maybe it's the wrong way.

Text messages, projectors.

I don't know.

Maybe it was wrong.

But I don't want to be that person.

But I felt cornered and no one believes me.

And everyone thinks I'm a piece of shit.

And I don't know what happened.

And I don't know how fast it all got so furious.

You know, it was like one minute you're Gertie.

The next minute you're Vindy.

So

being shut shoved down.

She did say, I don't know how it got.

I don't know how it got all so

it got, I don't know how fast it all got so furious.

I would say it was almost too fast and too furious.

That is true, though.

You know, and I think that's a lot of what people are missing from this season.

I mean, you have to remember that last season, Gertie was loved.

They were all surrounding Gertie.

They were all supporting her.

She was very much loved.

Everything was fine, really, with everybody by the end.

And then this season, they come in and they're Alexia and Marzol are automatically like, I don't like her.

She's too loud.

She's too this.

She's too that.

She's just too much.

And I don't want to be around it.

And Julia is telling them all this shit.

And then Julia's trying to be like, oh, she ruined my boat trip and all of this other stuff.

And it's, it's got to be kind of a weird feeling when you think you're friends with everybody.

And then you just walk in and they all hate you all of a sudden.

When you realize like your cancer sympathy window has expired and they're back to like cutting you down like everyone else.

And you're like, but I thought I was immune from that.

So, Julia's basically like, No, we know, now we know that we are not at our best when we say things out of front, but at least we are smiling now.

She's like, Yes,

I was, I'm just happy that we could repair this friendship and not replace it.

Or, as I like to say from a recent phrase that I learned, safe light, repair, repair, safe light, replace.

so they get over it and say i love you but julie has this way like she cannot hide you know she's like giving kind of like a dirt she has like a way of narrowing her eyes and just like looking down um so i don't trust her but we'll see so then everyone's like oh wow good stuff this is amazing as we would say in boston congratulations

Crappy side of me, everybody.

Seeing that actually, what we'd really say is,

congratulations, you fucking wicked pussy.

I think I did that wrong.

Congratulations.

No, as we say in Boston, congratulations, Yankees suck.

There we go.

That's well, we are going to Spain, and you girls will have fun.

A fresh start.

I have fabulous friends.

And Marbella is three hours drive.

This is the problem.

So we go, then we drive for three hours.

And they're like, wow, yay.

And Stephanie goes, wow, yay for a three-hour drive.

And she's like, I'm going to bring the jet.

So then we move on is this where yes then we move on to the

jet drama jet drama by the way my fingers are crossed that julia's fabulous friends in marbea

are the same as sutton's was it sutton's friends who were in spain like she was it sutton who had all like the fabulous friends who had all the fabulous friends those are julia's friends oh my gosh

those like they're like they're like the award-winning architects and was it sutton's friends yeah i think so well definitely was not kyle because remember kyle was like, oh my God, real, like, real adults.

It wasn't Erica.

Because Erica, the guy who brought her

Quince in the Pints or Merse in the Purse or whatever.

Merch in the purse.

I think it was, yeah.

It was all these like intelligentsia from like Barcelona.

And like, if they wind up being in Marbea again,

they're just like a traveling group of intellectuals who also have like strange ties to real housewives.

I would really be surprised.

They're brilliant people with a housewives fetish.

It's like a weird Vicky Christina Barcelona situation.

It's like Javier Bardem.

Okay, so yes, we now go into Marbea

jet sweepstakes.

So

basically,

Stephanie is going to fly everyone from Sevilla to Marbea because she can do that.

But doing flying from

Miami to Spain is too big, too long, too fast, too furious.

So they can't have too many people on there.

It's probably like a weight issue or something with the amount of gas that they're gonna have blah blah blah only three spots available on the jet to come with stephanie

she's like i would love to invite everybody not really i don't want to invite everybody it's not a freaking bus so um

i didn't like that it's not a bus

which is what she'll be driving soon enough by the way

So she is like, and if you are on my plane and you want to make the shit hit the fan, then please book your own bus because you will not fly back.

God, this girl's so annoying.

I love that she's just going to use this plane as like her, I have the plane.

See, you all have to be nice to me.

It's like a little rich kid in school who's like, I have a Mercedes.

Your fucking mom and dad bought you that.

You haven't done shit to earn that.

Get over yourself.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's like when I would bring Jolly Ranchers on the school bus just that way people would like me.

People, you know, you hand them out.

Like Like, people just put their hands over the seat.

They just put their palms out.

Can I have one?

Can I have one?

Can I have one?

I'd be like, here's one for you.

Here's one for you.

Not for you.

You don't get one.

Shit, hit the fan with you.

You do not get one.

I gave an extra one to Alexia.

So,

so, yeah, so it's this whole situation.

And so, Stephanie's like, Alexia, can I talk to you for a second?

Woof, woof.

Oh, you didn't like that.

So

they now are going to have their conversation.

And she goes, I wanted to talk to you because I know we are going going to Spain and I want everything to be cordial between us, but I really want to talk in private about this Chihuahua and this Rottweiler thing.

And like,

shaking head very rapidly to show that she is totally displeased by this.

What you did say, you did say that I bark.

Okay.

You did say that I bark.

And that's that nice wolf, whoop, woof, woof.

But didn't she say,

So we've always been cool.

I don't like you said that I bark because I don't.

She goes, but you do bark.

It's like, well, so do you.

And you're like a Chihuahua.

Well, you barked at me first, but I'm like a Rottweiler.

I'm not a Chihuahua.

Oh, I thought that, never mind.

I didn't remember it happening like that.

But you know what?

I remember things wrong.

So she's like, yeah, you said I bark.

And she's like, um, but that's what she sounds like when she speaks.

She's barking.

And as a matter of fact, Alexia is next here, next to me.

And then she pulls up a big stuffed Rottweiler as her prop.

Oh,

she's going to try hard.

Get rid of her.

I hope she's a wrong person.

I don't like the props, but also like if you're just trying to be like, well, she said that she was like, she was saying she's a Rottweiler.

So I was calling the Rottweiler.

But then you hold up like a stuffed dog.

So you really are calling her a dog.

And she's trying to sort of get around it with semantics.

But I'm telling you, last week when we saw her, she said, where's the Rottweiler?

I don't think she was doing a callback to the joke.

I think she was calling Alexia a Rottweiler and didn't realize that.

Alexia was right there and then had to act like, no, I was doing a callback.

So Alexia's like, what?

Like, even if she doesn't, even if she didn't say, like, I'm doing a callback, it literally was a callback to Alexia saying I'm a Rottweiler.

So I don't know.

I just, I wasn't that offended by it, but

it's like I'm against Stephanie and also standing up for Stephanie at the same time, which is a very hard place to be in.

I was like, wait a second.

I thought I had you on this one.

But I think she was, I don't, I think she was kind of, I think in this Rottweiler thing, she's kind of innocent.

The thing is, she's, she's too comfortable around people she's not friends with yet.

And this has been her problem the whole time.

She comes up to Alexi in the beginning and she's like, Oh, you know, here's what I say: when you take out the garbage, leave it.

Don't go chasing garbage.

You don't call someone, you don't call someone's boyfriend garbage, even if they're temporarily broken up.

You don't know enough about her to know her whole history of coming back to this guy and getting rid of this guy.

And you may not be wrong.

It's not that you're wrong necessarily, but it's not your place.

Like, I don't even know you.

You know, she's too

comfortable doing that with people.

I think that's what she's over.

Yeah.

She's over familiar.

I think that's a great point.

I do think that when she said the Rottweiler thing last week, I do think she was being nastier than she was, then she's letting on.

And I think the evidence is the fact that she has this stuffed Rottweiler.

Whether the producers gave it to her or whether she got it, she still is very happy to equate Alexia to a dog.

And, you know, Alexia sort of gave her the, sort of gave her the, the, the essence by calling herself a Rottweiler deprecatingly, but she's definitely running with it.

But that being said, Stephanie is incredibly obnoxious.

She is definitely a faker.

She's over-familiar.

I do not want her to be a one season.

I think she fits in very well in this group of crazy ladies.

So I'm happy to have her here.

I'm not saying that I think she's a good person or that she'sn't like, that she's like someone that I would want to kiki with, but I do think that she is doing a very good job as a housewife.

Okay.

And did you see that she is first seat at the reunion?

What?

God, it must get way nastier with her as this goes along.

Well, actually, well, did Ronwood get that last year, too, for her first season?

I think she did.

I think she did.

So it's Alexia.

It's Alexia versus Stephanie.

And then the next one down is Lisa Larsa.

And the next one is Julia Gurdy.

And then you've got the friends ads.

I think that the Julia Gertie.

thing is actually more central and bigger, but I think that they're not big enough on the show to both get first seat.

And then I think that like, I think Alexia is, they always give Alexia a first seat if they can, although maybe they didn't.

I'm a star.

I'm a star.

And Lisa and Larsa, they're not going to put Lisa and Larsa as third seat.

They're always going to have them as second.

So I don't know.

I think that it just, Stephanie just sort of wound up there because they needed someone across from Alexia.

And Alexia was going to be first.

So Stephanie's like, well, I feel like you belittle people, you know, and when you came in and called me a chihuahua, that was symbolism because it's like, I'm the Rottweiler, bitch, you're the fucking chihuahua.

And I feel like it's very disrespectful.

Well, yeah, she's saying she can kick your ass too, Stephanie.

I love that Stephanie thinks she's a detective.

She's like, she's got the degree from psychology from Harvard.

And Audreyna's like, no,

sorry, what's her buns?

It's like, oh, I don't come in thinking I'm the best.

Okay.

The world tells me I'm the best because I'm a star.

And she's like, you try really hard.

Like, I'm the queen and you're the chihuahua.

You know, right there, you're the chihuahua, two-pack.

And

because two-pack's the dog the chihuahua and he scurries off oh and so the women are hearing this like oh my god i hear screaming so they go spy on them through the window and stephanie's like it's not gonna go well if you continue belittling me

well i'm sorry that you felt that way thinking i was going to do that doing that to you personally because i wasn't that wasn't me doing that to you that was my star aura doing that to you i have no control about that stephanie goes well you calling me a chihuahua is definitely not being crazy okay and so um now everyone's, Stephanie sees them in the window.

She's like, guys, go away.

Honestly, stop it.

So they're like, can you say that?

Hey, well, if it offended you, I'm sorry.

I'm going to give you the best apology that has ever happened in the world.

If it offended you, I'm sorry then.

But you know what?

Right now you're talking to somebody with glasses.

So you need to have respect because I'm a very smart person right now.

Well, I'm going to say this right now because you are very smart.

Okay.

I'm not really offended, but I have to act like I'm really offended.

So that way this hairpin turn will catch you more off guard.

Okay, because I want to extend an olive branch to you.

So on the plane, I have one seat left.

And for that one seat, I invited Marisol.

She's like, oh, okay.

That's, you know, Alexia's thinking like, but I'm the star and Marisol is friend of.

That's, that's weird.

But twist, she said, I will not leave Alexia.

So my question to you is, would you like to fly on the plane?

Surprise, I inviting, inviting you on the plane to test if you are a shitty friend to Marisol.

Are you a shitty friend?

Very subtle, Stephanie.

Very subtle move.

And Alexi is like, oh my God, I'm like so confused because one minute you're reprimanding me and now two seconds later, you're inviting me on your jet when Marisol said she wasn't going because of me.

Like, what are you doing?

That's something Frankie would say.

Which I didn't really understand that.

What is she saying?

Like, is that what Frankie would say?

Like, what are you doing?

That's something Frankie would say.

Or is she saying, mom, do you want to come on the plane?

Because I'm not going to let Marisol come on the plane.

Do you want to come on the plane?

That's something, that's something Frankie would say.

I think apparently Frankie says, what are you doing a lot?

And like, Alexia thinks that's like so hilarious.

It's a frank

cute.

It's like Frankie says.

It's like Frankie always says, what are you doing?

Right?

Right.

She's like, we all know Frankie's iconic line.

What are you doing?

Like, what's up, doc?

Frankie's going to get a spin-off on Bravo.

It's going to be called, What are you doing?

Lives.

Like, it's hilarious.

Even the title's hilarious.

So I think that what Stephanie is doing here is she knows that she's putting Alexia in a situation where if Alexia says yes, she's being shitty to Marisol.

And she's also,

she knows that Alexia wants to come on the plane.

And Alexia wants to be on the plane, but Alexia knows she can't go on the plane.

But also...

She knows that Alexia is going to say no, most likely.

So she, Stephanie gets to get the credit for doing the nice thing and doing the olive branch without having to do any of the heavy lifting of the olive branch because she doesn't have to actually fly with alexia on the plane but she gets credit for inviting her and then knows that she's not going to come it's kind of like if there's someone that um like like you know what there's like sometimes you just have someone they're like well i guess i should hang out with this person and then you you reach you reach out to be like i guess i'll hang out with you and they're like i'm busy you're like yes i got credit for inviting them to something but i don't actually have to hang out with them yeah oh that's yeah yeah sort of shitty but we all know that that happens in life yeah it happens i took it as her being really i i took it as her really thinking that alexia was dumb enough to fall for it like she was trying to be manipulative and say but do you want to fly on the plane and then alexia would be like yeah because she's not going to resist a plane because to stephanie that plane is everything i mean that's why she's living her life that she is she's doing everything she's next to that old ass man in tight leather pants for that plane and that money so for her that's like the ultimate, like, I've got a plane, everybody.

So, and she knows Alexia is shallow.

So she's figuring she can start some drama with Alexia and Mari Sol, but Alexia is not quite that stupid.

So sorry, sucka.

And so she's like, well, I mean, who gives up their seat on a private plane?

I mean, let alone a transatlantic flight for their friends.

I'll see you there.

Have fun with the TSA.

I wouldn't want to go on that woman's plane because she's on it.

I don't want to go there and have her be like, oh, guys, this is what we do when we're flying over this part of the world.

We do a special cheers, you know?

She'll be super annoying about it.

So they go back to the rest of the group, and Marisol's like, well, you guys look like, look, you guys look good.

Like, what happened over there?

Like, you guys are good?

Like, like, what happened?

Like, what happened?

Like, so they say, yeah, everything's good and everything.

And, and Stephanie talks about the plane.

And she's like, well, you know, some people are going to go on the private plane and some aren't.

And Alexia says that she basically, you know, she's opting not to do it, et cetera.

And so,

and so, but there is going to be someone who gets to go on.

And Marisolis goes, well, I don't think Monkey is making the manifest on that jet.

And we get a flashback to Lisa saying, I want to be friends with her because she has an amazing jet.

And I want to be friends with people who have jets and yachts.

She's like, disgusting.

So she gives a little speech.

She's like, I'm taking my airplane.

And unfortunately, I can't choose everybody.

So I chose Larza because we're very, very close.

And I chose Julia.

And I have one additional seat because unfortunately, Marisol has turned it down because she's very, very close to Alexia and she doesn't want to leave her.

So I do feel like it's between Kiki because we've hung out a lot.

And I haven't got a chance to bond with Adriana.

So that's in my mind too.

So who wants to fight over it?

Oh, I know.

It's just so gross.

It's like, well, I don't take any of the people that I actually wanted to take.

So, fighting for last place is, yeah,

I know.

And she's like, oh, God, I guess I got, I'm stuck with one of the friend of.

So, Kiki's like, you know what, Stephanie?

I'm going to make it easy on you.

As much as I would love to be on the PJ,

if you have not gotten to know Adriana, I think it would be a nice way for you to bond.

And you know that Stephanie's like, oh.

I don't want to take Adriana.

That's her last pick is Adriana.

Yeah.

And so Adriana gets to do it because

Adriana goes, not to mention that my supposed best friend is still on the plane.

So, and she goes, what?

And Julia's like, that is not my place, Adriana.

What are you talking about?

She's like, that's what I really admire about you, Marisol, because they have such a good relationship that she has Alexia's back day and night, thick and thin.

I wish I had that kind of friend.

No one looks at Alexia and Marisol and thinks this is a healthy friendship.

I just see two codependent people.

I see Alexia as like the alpha in that situation and Marisol just like tagging along.

And Alexia knows every now and then you got to throw a bone to the sidekick.

So that way the sidekick stays as a sidekick and the sidekick has to hang out with the alpha.

So that way the sidekick still gets access to all the alpha stuff.

No one's looking at that and being like, look at those two sisters who have each other's backs.

That's not it.

So Adriana trying to make it that like she and Julia should have the same relationship.

Alexia and Marisol are not friendship goals, if you ask me.

I like their friendship, but they're not friendship goals.

I don't think that friends should be codependent like that.

Well, yeah, Audreyna is gel because she's not like that with Julia, apparently.

So she's like, I'm just saying you agreed to go on the plane with her without asking me to go on the same plane.

And she's like, well, I'm sorry, but I don't think that makes me a bad friend.

And Mary Sol looks at Alexia and she's like, oh my God, you look like you're crying.

She's like, oh, my God, because I can't believe that you did that for me.

You're like, wait, did I want for me?

She's like, oh, my God.

We're lagging on France.

It's such a beautiful friendship.

And Adriana's like, yeah, they're so beautiful.

They don't go anywhere without each other.

I'm like, God, lady.

Well, well, you know what, Alexia, we know how difficult this time has been with your separation with Todd.

And, you know, you know, because he filed for divorce and it's good and it's bad.

And I appreciate Stephanie being so kind and including me.

And it was never, it was, it was, it was, I mean, mean, it was very, it was super generous.

But this trip is about Alexia, and I would never leave her.

It just wouldn't be right.

And I can't imagine any friend going on the plane and not inviting their other friend.

Just sorry, I just wanted to rub a little bit of salt on some Adriana's wounds there.

Just a reminder.

Tears to Spain, everybody.

Yeah we go.

The Spain

trip.

Commences.

Yeah.

So that was a fun time.

We'll see how this all shakes out.

We know that we get the mid-season trailer.

We know that Adriana and Julia's relationship continues to deteriorate.

I don't think that they are friends anymore in real life.

So we'll see how that progresses.

And it looks like there's still like a huge amount of drama left in the season.

So can't wait.

Great season so far.

Thanks everyone for being here and we'll catch you on the next episode.

Bye.

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