#2960 RHOM S7E9 Part 1: Preppy Le Pieu

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Speaker 2 And today we are talking Real House House of Miami, which is just always fabulous every single time we watch it. Did you look up anything? What'd you find? What'd you find?

Speaker 1 I found Stephanie Shoaji and her husband, Masood, were forced to sell their 12,000 square foot home, Morris style, after failing to repay an $8 million mortgage loan on time.

Speaker 1 They didn't pay the entirety of the $8 million they borrowed, and the bank filed a foreclosure on January 6th. What a date! God, what a date! That's an asshole date to lose staff, January 6th.

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Speaker 1 they filed foreclosure, and they sold it on the 17th. And yeah, that's pretty much it.

Speaker 1 I just wanted to look up that because I'd heard some, you know, there's like all these rumblings about Stephanie and her kind of lying ways.

Speaker 1 So I haven't gone too far into that because I'm waiting for it to come out on the show.

Speaker 1 You know, sometimes I spoil myself too much by reading too much gossip and then it happens on the show and I'm like, whatever, that's no big deal. They lost everything.
We saw it coming.

Speaker 1 I don't want to see it coming. I want to see it happen on the show.
So, you know, I'm trying to like avoid spoilers, but she bragged about her plane so much I had to look it up. So there you go.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, like at this point, we are seasoned real housewives, viewers. We can sense financial issues a mile away.

Speaker 2 When someone comes in looking like a minion in Chanel, you know, there are some mortgage issues, there are lawsuits, there are debts, there are bankruptcies hiding behind those pearl necklaces.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and you know, it's, it's also got us attuned to feeling rich when we're not, because like you get so snotty watching housewives about silly things you have no business being snotty about.

Speaker 1 Like Stephanie whips out, her first scene is pulling out, she's like with an assistant or something, and she pulls out a Lady Dior purse and it says $5,900.

Speaker 1 And I was like, oh, that is so sad because my other friend has one that's $95,000. I've had the same thing.

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Meanwhile, I have a hole in my big toe on my sock. I was literally, I had my foot up on the ottoman.

Speaker 1 I was like, you're judging this woman while your big toe is coming out of your sock, sir.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I had the exact same reaction. I basically am a victim to bag inflation because of this network because last week Nicole pulled out that $95,000 Hermes bag, I think.

Speaker 2 And we're like, oh my God, that's crazy. $95,000 for a bag.
But now I'm like, $5,900 for a bag. What is it? Is that like, did you get it at CVS?

Speaker 2 I've totally become a snob about something I never would buy at any time.

Speaker 2 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 So she does that.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 then Julie and Mary Soul meet up at a restaurant and Julia almost knocks something over while she's hugging her. And she's like, Oh, look what I did-water, water, me and water.
You know, look at that.

Speaker 1 I almost knocked over the water again. Me and my hilarious water.

Speaker 1 That's what I do.

Speaker 2 And then Adriana, um, she arrives at a dog facility and it's called DOG,

Speaker 2 which, as we all know, stands for Department of Government. And then it was actually so efficient, they actually got rid of the E.

Speaker 2 But no, it's actually in this case,

Speaker 1 yeah.

Speaker 2 It would be funny if if she showed up at Doge. She's like, I'm here to work.
I'm here to fire people, but it's actually.

Speaker 1 There are too many people in the Democratic Organization of Gardeners. I'm going to get rid of it.

Speaker 2 I'm here to fire NPR. Okay.

Speaker 2 No, but she's actually at a place, I guess, where dogs can mate.

Speaker 1 And so this was one of the funniest scenes I've ever seen on the house. I love it.
I died laughing because I thought she's going to a dog groomer. No, it was not.
It was a whorehouse for dogs.

Speaker 1 So she's telling her dog, Are you lucky for your date? Are you ready for your date? You're going to get lucky today.

Speaker 1 So she tells us, I've sculpted all the parks in Miami. We've been looking high and low.
We can't find a bitch. I'm going to find the right bitch for you.
Don't you worry. Because here I am.

Speaker 1 I find a place that birds bring dogs together to have one trip in paradise before he gets clip clip. He's like, No, no, clip, clip.
So he's going to get it out because her dog is a sex addict. Yes.

Speaker 1 The dog has trouble.

Speaker 2 That dog loves sex. What's the name of the dog again? Why can't I remember it?

Speaker 1 I don't know. I don't really pay attention to little fluffy, snotty dogs like that.

Speaker 2 Little, it's because it is a

Speaker 2 French poodle, right? It's a white French poodle, correct?

Speaker 1 It's a floofy. It looks like I don't know.
It's like a lift isn't. Isn't French pooples pooples? Aren't French poodles bigger?

Speaker 2 Maybe a toy, a toy poodle.

Speaker 1 a french toy poodle french toy it's a toy would it be a french toy poodle or a toy french poodle sounds poodle brought it knows all the it knows all the scripts for all the play scripts for everything

Speaker 1 you have to like go through that poodle and get the rights before you quote on gary glenn ross

Speaker 2 It's very withholding about rights if you want to put on a production at your school.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 the poodle is there. She brought the poodle on to watch What Happens Live.
And I didn't watch the episode, but I watched clips.

Speaker 2 And what I liked was that the poodle was just kind of like freely roaming around that set. And I, you know, famously really dislike poodles.

Speaker 2 I find that they are very hyperactive in a way that does not work with what I

Speaker 2 like in my personal space.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 I generally dislike all poodles and I dislike all poodle mixes, no matter how cute they are. There's like one or two exceptions that I will be okay with.

Speaker 2 But like generally speaking, when I see poodle, I get not only do I not like poodles, I think I even like poodles even less because inevitably the poodle owners always say, and I know some of you in our sweet audience are saying this right now, but they're so smart.

Speaker 2 And as I always say, I'm not commissioning this poodle to build me a wing of my house. I'm not looking for this poodle to develop a new vaccine.
I don't need, I don't need a dog to be smart.

Speaker 1 People do get like that with dogs. It's weird because I had a Jack Russell before Bueller.
I had a Jack Russell named Xena for 16 years. Loved this dog.
It was my first like dog to have as an adult.

Speaker 1 And this dog was really smart. You know, she was a great dog.
But everywhere we went, people were like, oh, a Jack Russell. And then they would start testing her.

Speaker 1 They would be like, oh, my God, do this, do that. Sit down, roll over.
You know, what can your dog do? And I was like, why does the dog have to do anything? It poops outside.

Speaker 1 That's really all I require. Like, honestly, all I require is potty training and giving me love.
That's all I need from a dog. But these people are like, does your dog know

Speaker 1 calculus? Because that is a Jack Russell and they are very, very smart. And now I have Bueller and he's just like, you know, a half pit bull, half chihuahua.
He looks all Frankenstein.

Speaker 1 He's all weird looking. And people don't expect shit from Bueller.
And it is like a vacation. going around

Speaker 1 people

Speaker 1 they're like well the dog didn't take my wallet so you've got a good dog you know?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I feel like all my friends who have quote-unquote smart dogs, what they wind up doing is having to hide food from the dogs the entire entire time. It's about like latching cabinets closed.

Speaker 2 I'm like, that's not an asset to me.

Speaker 2 I want my animals to be on the dumb side.

Speaker 2 I want them to be low energy.

Speaker 1 What are you doing on my Bank of America account?

Speaker 1 Get the hell out of there.

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 2 So that's my preamble to say that usually when I see a poodle, I'm just like,

Speaker 2 but this poodle was cracking me up.

Speaker 1 Like, honestly. Poodles in general, it's just like the floofy dogs that people are like, oh my God, it's so cute.
It's like overgroomed. It has bows in the hair.
I don't like that stuff.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and that's what this one is going on.

Speaker 2 Well, that's what I'm saying is that like this dog is like this. And so I'm like, ugh, this dog.
But I was cracking up.

Speaker 2 at this dog because it is so foofy but ultimately you are reminded that it is at the end of of the day, despite all its bows and little cute sweaters and like grooming, it's still a dog.

Speaker 2 And it is ready to fuck.

Speaker 1 Just the idea. I mean, who even thinks of that? Like, I'm getting my dog snipped, so he's not going to get laid properly.
So I'm going to take him. And then someone else is like, I'm taking my dog.

Speaker 1 I'm going to take my female dog there to get fucked by some stranger. What an odd business.
I mean, I get it for breeding, if you want to like breed or whatever. No offense, straight people.

Speaker 1 But, you know, a dog?

Speaker 2 a dog yeah but you know people you know people love doing this stuff i'm still trying to look up the dog's name i i for the life of me i can't figure it out i'm i find all sorts of photos of adriana's dog but it is it is just i cannot find the name of it it's driving me absolutely bunkers and now who's the dumb dog me

Speaker 1 So the perfect person to join for this scene is

Speaker 1 Lisa. I don't know why.
It just makes sense for Lisa because she always had those parties with Lenny in Miami, like, especially the Halloween parties.

Speaker 1 I think that's where he met Katrina or whatever, the lady he ran off with.

Speaker 1 So that was kind of like a key party, right? It's like a bunch of Instagram and OnlyFans models and stuff would go and just like fuck rich guys at these parties from what we heard.

Speaker 1 And so it's funny that Adriana brings Lisa. She's like, nah, she's a swinger.
She gets it. She gets it.
You know, this is where

Speaker 1 we brought Lenny before he left Lisa.

Speaker 2 Lenny had his many rodeos, final rodeos here.

Speaker 2 The dog's name is Basquiat. Duh.
Of course his name is Basquiat.

Speaker 1 Of course.

Speaker 2 Of course.

Speaker 1 That dog is too groomed to be named Basquiat. Basquiat was just messy.
You know, it was all about mess. You can't just have this floofy little dog with bows in his hair.

Speaker 2 Yeah, like, and if anything, he needs to have like a little crown. Isn't that like Basquiat's thing?

Speaker 2 Like the little, the little, as evidenced by me sticking my fingers on my head, as if that shows looks like a crown.

Speaker 2 But

Speaker 2 I basically made a, I made myself look like a little buffalo.

Speaker 2 So they go, so Basquiat and Basquiat's last lady go to this back area to have a nice moment. And, you know, it's Basquiat and honey.
This is the, these are the lovebirds.

Speaker 2 And Adriana's making like conversation with the mom and everything. And then we see a montage.
Adriana says that Basquiat's favorite type are human legs.

Speaker 2 And we see a montage of Basquiat humping so many legs. And again, it is so funny because it's this, like, it's this quaffed, groomed, like, super, like, foofy dog be like

Speaker 2 on everyone's legs. And it keeps going.
It's great.

Speaker 1 I was

Speaker 1 hilarious.

Speaker 1 And Adrana is like, I hope he doesn't get catfished.

Speaker 2 I missed that. I missed this.

Speaker 1 It was so funny.

Speaker 1 And then the mom's there of honey, who is the lady that Basquiat is banging. And so they're making small talk, like, how old is Basque? He's three and honey is one.
I'm like, honey is one?

Speaker 1 What kind of parenting are we doing in this country when you're taking your one-year-old? I mean, I know that that's longer in dog year, but even dog years are seven years.

Speaker 1 What are we doing here, people?

Speaker 2 What is the standard time?

Speaker 2 What is the standard time that people normally neuter or neuter their dogs is it in like within their first year is it three like adrian is saying that this is like three years in boss yacht's three years old i always thought it was a little earlier

Speaker 1 very early yeah you do it yeah i mean i guess you can do it whenever you want but um yeah generally you do it early i've gotten my dogs always done fairly soon after i get them i think

Speaker 1 um

Speaker 1 One time was so scary because I couldn't, I didn't have money to go get it done proper. So they have like a low-income

Speaker 1 trailer, basically. It was in, it was in like the deep valley and it was in the parking lot of a big lot.
And I had to go at seven in the morning and just leave Zena in there.

Speaker 1 And I was waiting outside, like, this isn't right. This isn't right.
But it was 20 bucks. And, you know, she never humped anyone's leg.
Jesus. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I guess it was cheaper than taking her to get laid in a dog brothel in the DOG brothel. So

Speaker 1 why do we need an hour to talk about this one scene? Like nothing really even happened in this scene, but it was so cute and funny.

Speaker 1 We'll have to stay here all day talking about different dog things. Okay, so she's, they hook up and romantic music plays and the dogs see each other.
And honey and Basquiat do the deed. And

Speaker 1 they get pictures. Just like a nice video of it.
Larsa's going to be jealous that this dog is like getting its own OnlyFans promo because Larsa's never really gotten to do that.

Speaker 1 We've never seen Larsa do like a foot shoot or whatever. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah. I just was so happy for Basquiat because when Basquiat was done doing his deed,

Speaker 2 Basquiat and honey came out of the hideaway and the rest of the people in the villa, all the rest of the dogs just like clapped their paws together.

Speaker 2 And then like Basquiat went off with the boys and honey went off with the girls and they talked about what happened.

Speaker 2 And then later on, they played, did a challenge where they had to like transfer ketchup from one mouth to another.

Speaker 2 And then at the recoupling, what was shocking to me was how Basquiat dropped honey and she had to be kicked off the island.

Speaker 1 I was, it was a terrible situation. Oh my gosh.
And the worst is right before she

Speaker 1 got kicked off, she fell asleep with the other girl dogs and they put her paw in hot water and she peed herself. And then she got kicked off the island.
It was, oh, it was awkward.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And then Giggy was like, wait, so she got to go to DOG.
Great. My dream date.

Speaker 1 Great. Thanks.

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Speaker 1 so there's a preppy party marisol is having a prepper a preppy party and um they're talking about what to wear and lisa's like i hate themes i hate themes unless they're like lady who gets money to do bad things in grand theft auto that's a theme i can get behind

Speaker 1 what's preppy

Speaker 2 Yeah, what is preppy? Say Adriana's like, well, I, you know, like, I didn't feel invited. You know, I felt Marisol sent out to, she sent out the group chat and, like, she never reached out to me.

Speaker 2 And nevertheless, I'm going to go because, you know, cameras, because the whole boat thing, and I kind of regret it.

Speaker 2 And we cut to her last week being like, fuck off, you old whore, go get plastic surgery on your bony knees because they need it.

Speaker 2 There's someone on Twitter whose name is Marisol's Bony Knees. And I just think that's the funniest Twitter name.
It's so funny.

Speaker 1 I've been calling people dry knees all week. So that was my favorite.
Dry knees. Dry knees.
Picture dry knees, whore.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 Adriana's like, yeah, you know, it was a lapse in judgment. I'll say it was a lapse in

Speaker 1 judgment.

Speaker 1 And Lisa's like, yeah, I probably wouldn't have said bony knees. If, you know, maybe I would take that back.
And she's like, I'm not proud of it. I'm not proud.

Speaker 1 She's like, okay well good i'm glad you're taking a cannibal uh cannibal i don't know the word but you know stop the calculus and she's like i am accountable i'm ready to move on and i love when people the person who did the uh i love when the perpetrators are the ones that are ready to move on i want to say that if i'm ever arrested for something all right guys all right all right i robbed the house sorry i'm ready to move on from this

Speaker 1 i think i'm ready

Speaker 2 guys i've been thinking about it and uh i've processed this and i understand understand. And

Speaker 2 I think it's time that we all moved on. I feel ready to move on.

Speaker 2 Because always in their mind, it's always like, well, the reason why I was a perpetrator is because you did something that offended me. But now I'm over that because I got out my perpetration.
And so

Speaker 2 I think we can move on. Meanwhile, someone's sitting there with a house that's burned down.

Speaker 1 Yeah, exactly. Thank you for your apology for having a flammable house.
Thank you.

Speaker 1 So then we go back to Marisol and Julia and Marisol's like, I invited Adriana to my prepping lunch. Oh, dear man.

Speaker 1 Julia's like, well, you guys are acting completely on opposite planet. What happened with you?

Speaker 1 Well, I guess she's offended. Sorry, I heard you

Speaker 1 taking a drink of coffee.

Speaker 2 I forgot to give myself a straw today, so now when I drink coffee, it's like a whole process I've got to do away from my mic, otherwise you guys are going to hear lots of ice clanking around.

Speaker 2 Who wants to hear that, especially when there's a preppy party afoot? Anyway, well, I guess she got offended because Kiki told her I didn't want to be on the same boat as her. I mean, why would I?

Speaker 2 I mean, I was already, it was just escalating the whole time. And then we were playing the mind exercise.
She kept on giving me all the red flags. I mean, why would she give me the red flags?

Speaker 1 And then we cut to the narcissism party, where Daniel, the narcissism ass expert,

Speaker 1 is calling out different narcissistic traits. How are you not calling out having an Instagram full of you shirtless saying like

Speaker 1 30 second memes, you fucking narcissist leader?

Speaker 2 And also don't stop.

Speaker 1 So also don't stop.

Speaker 2 In fact, please be more narcissistic. We'll see it all.
Show us everything.

Speaker 1 All narcissists who work out five times a day and like going around shirtless, keep being narcissists. Everyone else, fix yourself.
Okay. We don't have room for homely narcissists on Instagram.

Speaker 3 No, no, that's, that's absolutely correct.

Speaker 1 Well, she got offended because Kiki told her, I don't want to be on the same boat with her, but why would I want to be on the same boat with her? I mean, now I have dry knees. Now I have dry knees.

Speaker 1 Do you know how I've been dry? I've been staring at my knees for days and she's calling me old. I mean, she's older than me.
It was just escalating. It was escalating the whole time.

Speaker 1 And when we were playing the mind exercise, she's giving me all the red flags. I'm like,

Speaker 1 I mean, come on.

Speaker 2 I'm not going to lie. I was surprised to hear that Marisol is younger than Adriana.

Speaker 1 Because the thing is that like everyone was surprised to to hear that marisol is younger than adriana marisol's even surprised look at her it's like she's i'm older than her

Speaker 2 well that's again because all her references all her references are like i mean look at this guy look how

Speaker 2 adriana's dating a young whippersnapper of a guy who is he mickey rooney am i right everyone

Speaker 1 yeah well and also she doesn't help herself because she does dress like the older woman in the telenovela, you know, who's like the evil, the evil one in the telenovela.

Speaker 1 And she's like this, she's wearing her, you know, widow's veil and stuff and a widow's outfit. And she's married to an older guy, which is rare because most of them pick, you know, look at Adriana.

Speaker 1 She's with that like French callboy or whatever he is.

Speaker 2 Right. Who, by the way, seems to be locked away somewhere.
We haven't seen him since the first episode.

Speaker 1 Well, you know, paid by the hour. So

Speaker 1 we go,

Speaker 1 we come back and she's like yeah i mean if you're trying to move forward why are you still picking just stop picking she just gets so nasty i mean my physical appearance body shaming my knees can you imagine

Speaker 1 my knees have good jeans they're blue

Speaker 1 she's older than me i mean she kept calling me an old lady i'm like you're older than me oh god she's like a regular lauren bacon

Speaker 2 so lisa's lisa's like well i don't like that Julia's kind of forming a little group with them. And then you're almost like the outsider.
Like, I don't like that for you.

Speaker 2 Maybe that's, that's another reason that you lashed out. She's like, well,

Speaker 2 I don't mind that Julia has a relationship with the other girls in the group. The only thing I mind is Julia having a relationship with other girls in the group.

Speaker 1 I don't know if I could be any clearer.

Speaker 1 She knows who Mary Soli is, but all of the sudden, she's forgotten all of that. And so then we go back to the other two, and Julia's like, I hate what she said to you.
I don't like what she did.

Speaker 1 I love your knees. I love your knees I love that if I take little piece of wood and rub it on your knees I can make fire I can make fire for babies babies and goats

Speaker 1 and you know I said Adriana the only person who could do something to our friendship is you yourself and goats you cannot be lashing out at people like that especially when you decide to move forward and Samaracel's like Yeah, well, you know, Gertie is in our group and then we're going to go continue seeing her.

Speaker 2 So what are you gonna do to move when you to move forward because i don't know what i you know i know what i do with adrianas i just ignore her i just pretend it's bogey at the end of the bar and i'm just gonna be off to casablanca on my own you know what i'm saying people get these references right i'm connecting with the young'ins right

Speaker 1 Well, for, you know, me and Gurdi's friendship, the ship has sailed, and Captain Sandy is on it, and she's glad she only had dinner with me.

Speaker 1 But we could definitely be cordial.

Speaker 2 Well, now Alexia and Stephanie are having some kind of weird stuff going on. And I feel like, you know what, I feel like everybody needs some therapy in this group.

Speaker 2 And I want to do something for Alexia. I'm having a spontaneous idea right now because I feel like she's just been on this emotional roller coaster for, I don't know, 60 years at this point.

Speaker 2 I'm not sure. And so then we see flashbacks to Alexia having her standard season-long emotional issues.

Speaker 1 this was so good when they were at that dinner she's like i'm only having my this dinner for my friend because he's coming in town i don't want anything to be about todd okay nothing about this dinner is about todd we're only here to celebrate my friend and then five minutes later it's like oh my god

Speaker 1 please don't ever let me go back to the north assist everybody please have me please

Speaker 2 And not only, not only did Alexia make that dinner about herself, she made it so much about herself that it has been a constant flashback and has also, in many ways, been like a kernel that has driven the entire season.

Speaker 2 Like, wait, I thought you hated narcissists. You had you broke down in a restaurant and talked about how you hated narcissists.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 so good.

Speaker 1 So, Julie is like, we need to get her out of Miami because otherwise she will go back to Todd. So, where should we go? Let's go to Seville.
She's like, Seville, Seville. Seville, Seville.
You know.

Speaker 1 And she's like, I like Sevilla. seville, you know, it reminds me of that saying in Spanish: Quien se fuer sevía perdido su cía.

Speaker 1 Yes, I love this saying:

Speaker 1 Captain Sandy will not sit with non-lesbians.

Speaker 1 It's not my fault. My favorite saying is, when there's one seat left for Captain Sandy, you better sit yourself in another restaurant.

Speaker 1 No, it's about people who don't tend to their business. They lose their business.

Speaker 1 don't follow oh more maybe she can lose her mind and lose thought and she goes okay yeah maybe just make says whatever you want to make them julia who cares let's call let's call alexia um so they do and alexia's like star speaking star yes blink blink blink you blink in spanish blink in spanish

Speaker 1 Hey, hey there.

Speaker 2 Well, look, look who I'm with. It's Julia.

Speaker 2 So we thought it'd be a good idea to go back to Spain because you love spain so much and we could we could go to seville we go to sevilla you know oh of course i love it i absolutely and we can get you away from todd oh perfect perfect you know what that's what i need a break from todd but by the way i have to be back on november 18th because todd's birthday is november 19th

Speaker 1 this is why we want to organize to get it away from todd oh you know what thank you for being such good friends i love you girls you girls always bring a smile to my face you know that you know that please i have to go now todd might call me

Speaker 2 You guys bring me a todd to my face. That's what I say.
When I want to say smile, I say tod.

Speaker 2 So Marisol's like, Okay, one caveat: We're not talking about Todd, no dudes. Okay, no bros, bro.
Okay, I'm not even gonna talk about Steve, the alpha male of the group.

Speaker 2 Okay, we're not talking about dudes on this trip. Okay,

Speaker 2 you know, she hung up. I think she hung up about five minutes ago, didn't she? Yeah,

Speaker 1 meanwhile, at dog,

Speaker 1 um,

Speaker 2 Basquiat. Now we see Basquiat finished

Speaker 1 boxes. Yeah, he does it.
They get a picture.

Speaker 2 We get this picture of Basquiat on top of honey, just like smiling at the camera.

Speaker 2 If I'm going out, I'm going out in style.

Speaker 1 I hope we get the whole story of what happens to Basquiat now that he gets snipped. Is he just going to be like, what is life?

Speaker 1 Just sitting on the couch. Like, what is life? What do I even do with this? Read a book.

Speaker 1 God.

Speaker 2 He's like, well, now I can be a guard for Khaleesi.

Speaker 2 So we go to Gertie's home.

Speaker 2 He has real big plans. So we go to Gertie's home, and Gertie is, she calls Dr.
Jackie from Mary to Medicine. And she's like, oh, that haircut that you have is my favorite on you, baby.

Speaker 1 I love it so much.

Speaker 2 And she's like, oh, well, I need to tell my stylist about it.

Speaker 2 My stylist, as you know, is a giant plastic vagina that I'll be showing everybody on the next season of Marriage Medicine for many seasons for many episodes.

Speaker 1 Okay, I believe in vaginal

Speaker 1 health for the hair, which is why I tap my head with a dildo every single day. I've written a book about it.
Gerdy's like, these girls don't understand me.

Speaker 1 Nobody understands what it's like to have cancer except you. And she's like, yes, well, sometimes when friends are bad, friends are good.

Speaker 1 Because you need to thank them for showing you that goodness can be badness and badness can be goodness. Waste not, want not.
Two birds in a hand are better than one hand in a bush.

Speaker 2 I wasn't following any of that because I was transcribing, so that's why I can put it up on screen for my next humiliation party. Alrighty, I'm just trying to tell you I'm having trouble having sex.

Speaker 2 Do you ever have trouble having sex? What's life like for you? What's going on with you? And I'm just going to keep talking all the way through this scene. So they just, they bond.
They bond.

Speaker 2 Jackie gives her some advice on dealing with, you know, aftermath of breast cancer and being a survivor, etc. It's very nice.
And

Speaker 1 I'm just dealing with shitty friends, you know, because she's like, these girls don't even understand me. I don't know what to do.
No, no, no.

Speaker 1 She's like, well, you know, sometimes when people don't understand you, a drowning man is bigger than a man who's swimming in a lake. Do you understand what I'm saying? She's like, ah.

Speaker 1 Well, a bird flying overhead is smarter than a hamster on a wheel and a BMW that's going backward to 30 miles an hour. Don't you understand? She's like, ah, ah.

Speaker 2 Listen, Gertie,

Speaker 2 big Mac McDLT, a quarter pounder with some cheese-filled, fish, a hamburger, a cheeseburger, a happy meal, McDonald's, Stacey Goldie, French house. Regular or larger size.

Speaker 1 I would like you to tell those women, just look them straight in the face and say, Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce.

Speaker 1 Special orders don't upset us. All we ask is that you let us

Speaker 1 have it your way.

Speaker 2 And then say,

Speaker 1 we have the meats.

Speaker 1 It was a very nice

Speaker 1 phone call full of Dr. Jackie platitudes.
And Gertie's like, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 Well, before you go,

Speaker 1 sniffling, sneezing, nighttime, coffee, snuffy heads, so you can rest medicine.

Speaker 1 Okay, okay, I've got to go.

Speaker 2 Oh, and one last thing.

Speaker 2 We are farmers.

Speaker 2 I did like one of Jackie's, one of her Dr. Jackie's little

Speaker 2 sayings because she was just telling Gertie, you just got to look forward. She goes, that's why when we drive,

Speaker 2 you have

Speaker 2 a little rear view mirror and a big windshield because you'll look back a little bit, but there's a lot more to look at going forward.

Speaker 2 And also, if you don't look at the windshield, you'll crash into a wall.

Speaker 1 You'll crash. But like, you'll be there.
Still, I like, I was like, I like that one, Dr.

Speaker 2 Jackie. I think all Dr.
Jackie had to say was this.

Speaker 2 Now, listen, Gertie, I know it's difficult. You're dealing with very difficult people in your cast.

Speaker 1 Is Quad on your cast? No.

Speaker 2 Okay, then I don't want to hear it anymore.

Speaker 1 You have a Quad.

Speaker 2 And we had a Mariah. We had a Mariah

Speaker 2 on our show. It's like, there's a reason.

Speaker 1 that stop signs are on the street and not inside the car. Because otherwise, when would you stop?

Speaker 2 All right. If we didn't have stop signs, Toya would just keep on driving into bushes.

Speaker 2 We've had to discuss this many times with her.

Speaker 1 So let's go to Il Gabiano Restaurant. Masood and Stephanie are arriving in matching cheesy outfits, and they're both trying so hard.

Speaker 1 She's like...

Speaker 1 trying to be rich and he's trying to be young. And

Speaker 1 it doesn't work for either of them. They both both look like posers.

Speaker 2 Sorry, they look ridiculous. Well, he is so ridiculous when he tries to look young, like when he was doing his TikTok challenges, or he wears his hat backwards.

Speaker 2 It's more cringy than when Mauricio does it.

Speaker 2 Because Masoud, really, I mean, I think he's like approaching like early 80s and it's just watching him trying to do like this Abercrombie and Fitch moment. It's like, oh, come on, Masoud.
So

Speaker 2 they sit down. Masoud is so excited to meet Martina because he is a Martina super fan

Speaker 2 and he really can't even hide it in this scene, which is really funny because he's very, very wealthy or at least presents as very, very wealthy.

Speaker 2 And you sort of feel like when you're really, really wealthy, you don't act like a blubbering mess around celebrities, but he kind of is. He's kind of a disaster.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And I like that Martina isn't even like

Speaker 1 performatively humble at all, ever. It's so funny to me.

Speaker 1 And she's accomplished a lot. She doesn't have to be.
There's no rule that says she has to be. It's just a funny demeanor to me because Stephanie's like, oh, oh, you've met my husband.

Speaker 1 You know, my husband has been dying to meet you. She's like, yeah, she told me that you know more about me than I do.

Speaker 1 What's up with you?

Speaker 1 I'm amazing. I know.
All right, go ahead. Say what you have to say.

Speaker 2 Seriously. So yeah, he's like really excited.

Speaker 2 then they but of course first they have to start talking about like the kids you know, and like how everything's going with the babies.

Speaker 1 But it's not really just a standard conversation because it's so depressing. They're like, so how are your new babies? And Martina's like, oh, you know, they still cry when we leave

Speaker 1 for about two seconds and then divorce and distraction. You know how they are.
Just off doing whatever. And Stephanie's like, well, how old are you going to be when they're 20?

Speaker 1 The fuck kind of question is that to say? I know. Jesus, you're married to Methuselah.
What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 How old is Masoud going to be when you turn 20, Stephanie?

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 1 Martina is like, well, you know, they still cry when we leave. And for about two seconds, oh, yeah,

Speaker 1 I said this part. God, sometimes I just like to say it again just because I know Masud is so excited to hear me talk.

Speaker 1 So he's like, Julia is like, she just turned 67. 68, Julia.
I love that Julia has no idea how old her wife is. Julia is just out of it.
She didn't know where her kids went to school.

Speaker 1 She didn't know how old her wife was. Her wife is getting cancer treatments.
Julia's off getting a facelift. I mean, what the hell?

Speaker 2 So Masuda's like, uh, so Martina, talk to me. I used to watch you.
Obviously, that's why I'm wearing this Martina t-shirt.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I noticed that.

Speaker 2 But

Speaker 2 we used to watch you all the time. I mean, to find you against

Speaker 2 what's her name.

Speaker 1 I appreciate you pretending to forget. Chris Everett's name, that really warms my heart.

Speaker 1 That's what we used to call her. What's her name? So that actually works out perfect.

Speaker 1 My favorite thing with Chris Everett is the way her hair would always fluff so delicately every time the ball went flying by her because she never could hit it back.

Speaker 1 Are you missing those times, those times that you got to play with what's her face? And second, oh, if I could still play, I would. But, you know, I don't miss the stress.

Speaker 1 When I retired in 94, my mom said I looked 10 years younger because the stress, it was gone forever until I met this one.

Speaker 1 You don't understand how stressful it was to have to try to make conversation with Chris Everett. God, talk about boring.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 Masuda's like, so you're going to catch your coach or sons, or maybe, I don't know, handsome

Speaker 2 gentleman who looks like he might be only 24 years old when he has backwards hats on.

Speaker 1 No, I will not. But he has a motorcycle jacket.

Speaker 1 Well, that's tempting. But still, that's very, very tight pants.
Very tight pants.

Speaker 1 Well, there.

Speaker 1 Does he have any canvases that I can hit tennis balls onto? Make art?

Speaker 1 I might teach him artwork.

Speaker 1 I forgot that she did that, her art where she would hit a tennis ball into a, into a wet canvas. That was good.
Whatever happened to that?

Speaker 2 I did like it, actually, quite a bit.

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Speaker 2 So basically, she's like, she'll supervise her sons, but and she says if they take it on later,

Speaker 2 then she'll she'll step in.

Speaker 1 But she's like, but I need someone else to teach them basics, you know, like Chris Effort, you know, somebody who just deals with low-level skills.

Speaker 1 I need someone else to teach them the Chris Everetts, you know, the basics.

Speaker 2 I love that Martina is such a tennis diva that she, like, she's like, I'm not going to deal with anyone who's like,

Speaker 2 like, who's below a certain level, not even my own children. Like, they need to, if I'm going to play tennis with my children, someone else needs to bring them up to like U.S.
open level.

Speaker 2 But until then, I'm not even going to hold a racket in their presence.

Speaker 1 They can barely hold a banana at this point, but you know,

Speaker 1 if ever they get off their asses and do something, maybe.

Speaker 1 You know, one of them just dropped an egg.

Speaker 1 It was on Chris Everett's head, so we applauded him.

Speaker 1 So Stephanie's like, so do you have siblings, Julia? And she's like, I have brother, one brother, 12 years younger. He's in Moscow.
We go once or twice a year. I'm super close, super close.

Speaker 1 And it's like, oh, yeah, I have twin sisters. We stop talking to each other.
We don't speak the same language. I mean, I don't need to sound depressing about it.

Speaker 1 It's like, can you just, are you asking someone else about their life? Or like.

Speaker 2 No, she just wanted to segue. It is that way.
She could talk about that.

Speaker 2 She does not care about Julia's family. She just wanted to set up the conversation so she could talk about how her bitch twin sisters don't talk to her or their parents.

Speaker 2 That way she could continue to weaponize this platform against them, publicly shame them.

Speaker 1 But it's okay because then Julia takes it right back and makes it about her again, but with something else.

Speaker 1 She's like, no, no, you know, we're having difficult time with older daughters because we don't have communication with them anymore because of our new family dynamic. It's growing pains.

Speaker 1 And she says that the adoption came as a surprise to her girls

Speaker 1 because you didn't tell them. I mean, dude, is that what you were getting out of this? Like, she didn't.
What am I? They were just like, thinking we're going to adopt kids.

Speaker 1 And then the next minute, they've got two new kids. And they're like, excuse me, where is my inheritance going?

Speaker 2 Like, what the heck?

Speaker 2 Not only where's my inheritance, like, like, no offense, you two are both a bit older, and we're going to have to be the ones taking care of these kids ultimately.

Speaker 2 Like, when they're like 10 or 11, you know, like, we're probably going to have to step in or like, they're going to have to live with us. Who knows? Who knows what, you know, life has in store.

Speaker 2 But they know it's basically, they know it's more than just like suddenly two new brothers. It's like, oh, we have to take care of these kids out of nowhere.

Speaker 2 But also, but even that being said, like, I mean,

Speaker 2 I can't, I kind of can't imagine just suddenly stop talking to your mom because she's kids. Well, but I can't imagine being like, mom, like, mom, that's so annoying.
Stop it.

Speaker 2 But I can't imagine being like, I'm never talking to her again because she's opening her house up to two children that need a house.

Speaker 1 Well, we don't obviously know the whole story, but it from what Julia is saying here, they didn't really tell the kids. Like, there's no communication.
I think the kids are just like, well, no,

Speaker 2 the kids were given a Zoom link and they chose not to come.

Speaker 2 They were late to the Zoom link. And so it was up to them to read about it in the news.
And

Speaker 2 if they had chosen to come onto the Zoom five minutes earlier, they could have been looped in like everyone else who was cool.

Speaker 1 Julia fucking would, too. I'm sorry.
They read it in people. That's why they read if they don't get to Zoom.

Speaker 2 So she's.

Speaker 2 I think it's about inheritance. I think it's about inheritance.
And I think it's also

Speaker 2 inheritance and knowing that they just have to this will be an up this is going to be a responsibility that's going to land on them ultimately because you know i think that martina and julia are older and like it's not going to be it's i don't think it's going to be a cakewalk yeah

Speaker 1 um so yeah she says they are upset with us for not communicating enough with them about what's going to happen so you didn't tell them i just was cracking up that is so julia so um

Speaker 1 i cannot believe my daughters are not talking to me after I did not talk to my daughters about what we are doing.

Speaker 1 So, then we see a clip to illustrate how close she is with her brother in Moscow, and they're on FaceTime. And she's like, I don't know what to do.
The girls won't talk to me.

Speaker 1 I've tried to call them, but they won't. They won't.
I've tried to have my sons FaceTime them. They just hang up on them.
I don't know what to do. And he's like, Listen, here's what I always say:

Speaker 1 hold the pickle, hold the latest.

Speaker 1 Special orders.

Speaker 1 Have you been watching Married to Medicine?

Speaker 1 So Martina's like, well, it's just sad, you know, because you can't have that time back. You know, you have regrets that you wasted this time because it's so precious and you just can't have it back.

Speaker 1 But, you know, I get it out of my system like everything else with a toothpick. A toothpick.
Right here. Doesn't she always look like she's got a toothpick in her mouth? She's always like,

Speaker 2 yeah, she looks like

Speaker 1 a toothpick.

Speaker 2 I just want her to wear a big floppy top hat at one point. So that way she she can complete her tompetty look.
That's all I want.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 I'm free. Free falling.
Sorry, that's Chris Everett chasing after a ball.

Speaker 1 And Stephanie's like, this really hits home because my sisters aren't speaking to my parents. And my advice to Julia is she just nips it in the bud.
Just nip it in the bud. You aren't.

Speaker 1 You just don't want to speak to your sisters. So whatever.
She says it's too long. It's been too long for for her to turn back.

Speaker 1 Oh, lady.

Speaker 1 I'm Team Sisters. I can tell you that right now.
I'm just

Speaker 1 because you are in some way.

Speaker 1 I'm sure you flaunt your shit all in front of your sisters. You ended up stealing some man's, some wife's husband, and now you're walking around their house like, I want every piece of that woman.

Speaker 1 Gut it out of this house. I mean, you're not cute, ma'am.
I'm Team Sisters.

Speaker 2 Yeah, we know that Patty and Selma are probably in the right on this one. So then we go over.
So Masuda is like, Well, you know, life is tough, and you have to make the best out of it.

Speaker 2 Um, a lot of these guys really coming in with a lot of um, really,

Speaker 2 really sage advice. Time heals everything, life is tough, you ought to make the best out of it.
If you ever wanted proof that men are not really listening, this scene is it.

Speaker 2 They're like, Um, okay, uh, now you know, he's like, The best part of waking up is Folcho's in your cup. Am I right?

Speaker 1 It's just long, it's just taglines now. That's all all it is.

Speaker 2 I'm loving it. So Julio's like, on Ace.
Ace is the place.

Speaker 1 Wait, what is it? Ace is the place for on the hardware now. Ace is the place for you.
Humma na na na. Ace is the place for you.
Human na na na. It's not coming to me.

Speaker 1 But goddamn, that tune's addictive, isn't it? Ace is the place in the happy hardware store.

Speaker 2 Something that I'm always singing. Oh, the Sky Rizzy song.
God, I love the Sky Rizzy song. You do love nothing is everything.

Speaker 1 nothing is everything

Speaker 1 skyrizzy

Speaker 1 you know nothing is everything you ever think about that okay well on that note meris speaking of nothing merisol has an idea we are going to go a girl's trip to sevilla would you like to come and she's like um yes

Speaker 1 oh that was a direct yes she's like i want to come can i come

Speaker 1 well no you have to babysit boys Unless you can get daughters to babysit boys. Oh, let's have daughters, babysit boys.
Like, mom, this is why we're not talking to you.

Speaker 1 Put boys in box, ship to daughters.

Speaker 1 And Stephanie's like, I'm going to take my airplane. My airplane.
You have access to your husband's business plane, Erica Jane. Okay.
We all know that ain't your airplane. Stop it.

Speaker 1 And Martina's like, no, I really want to go. Wow.

Speaker 1 And Stephanie's like, you are coming with me on my airplane, but who else did you invite? And so she's already starting to use her plane as a weapon. Like, we already see it coming.

Speaker 1 And Julia tells her, it's obviously Alexia because it's her trip, kind of. And she's like, well, should we go to bar and talk about Alexia for a second so the husbands don't have to hear?

Speaker 1 And she's like, well, I don't know where this is going, but I'd love to let Astro over here get some autographs. He's like, oh, goodie, goody.

Speaker 1 The young boy inside of me cannot wait to talk to sexy Martina.

Speaker 2 This was such an awkward transition.

Speaker 1 Shall we go talk at bar about Alexia?

Speaker 2 I was like, what is what is this strange staging that they're having? So

Speaker 1 she like thing in the 50s. Like, ladies' business doesn't belong in front of the gentleman.

Speaker 2 I know.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 then we, Julia's like, right now it's big clash with Gerdy.

Speaker 1 So we just have to know how to deal with it.

Speaker 2 So Stephanie's like, well, well, I'm new to this group, and I feel like everyone welcomed me except for Alexia, the Rottweiler, the

Speaker 2 slobbering,

Speaker 2 crazy, humping Rottweiler that she is. And I just feel unwelcome by her.
I know you're going to like stick up for her because you've been friends with her longer.

Speaker 2 She's like, well, I know her, but you cannot make excuses for a bully. You just cannot do that.
Now, excuse me, I've got 80 men on a construction site I've got to yell at.

Speaker 1 Get back to work, you fucking leaders.

Speaker 2 I don't know what's going to throw you into a pool.

Speaker 1 Sorry. Please do not support bullies.
Now, let's make a list of people I can bully off of my plane.

Speaker 1 I know.

Speaker 2 So, meanwhile, Martina stuck with Masud, and he's like, you know, you were in very good shape.

Speaker 2 I never forget looking at your arms. So much veins.
It was like looking at a map of highway. Seriously.

Speaker 1 Well, that's why Julia fell in love with me because of my amazing arms. She said she saw them on TV.

Speaker 1 That's what I got. That's what I got.
I'm a hot lady with great arms. brilliant at tennis.
Anything else? You got anything else? Just keep it coming.

Speaker 1 People would always say, Martina, she's the veiny one. Chris Everett, that's like yogurt in a skirt.
Am I right? Am I right? No.

Speaker 1 One time someone complimented Chris's arms, and I said, no, sir, I'm sorry that you're actually talking to a trash can.

Speaker 1 Chris is over there. Chris is over there.
When you guys are talking about Chris's arms, are you talking about her arms or the lines in the tennis court?

Speaker 1 Because as far as I can tell, they're both lying flat out on the grass.

Speaker 1 Hey, I'd like an order. Waiter, come over here.
Messero, come over here. I'd like to get an order of Chris Everett's arms.
I'm sorry, noodles.

Speaker 1 Oh, my favorite is when Chris Everett would serve. And every time,

Speaker 1 well, she would never get it in. And before the ref could even say fault, I'd go, your fault for being stupid.

Speaker 1 Every single one.

Speaker 1 Okay, we are really faltering here. I hope the ladies come back soon.
No, no, really. Let's talk about our

Speaker 1 getting drunk.

Speaker 1 You know what? Plop, plop, fizz, fizz. Am I right?

Speaker 1 Do you want to? Do you want to babysit a couple of egg-dropping children who don't know how to play anything?

Speaker 2 You know what, Masud?

Speaker 1 A wise man once told me, give me a break. Give me a break.
Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry. I just finished that chapter on the Dr.
Jackie book and

Speaker 1 I'm more in love with you than ever.

Speaker 1 So then we go back to Julia and she's like, I talk to Alexia almost every day and I'm 100% sure knowing your personality, you can have conversation, you can get over it.

Speaker 1 And she's like, oh, oh, really? Well, I want to talk to her. I hope they have planes on her Southwest airline that she'll be riding to Seville.

Speaker 1 And Julie's like, well, I thought we could meet in different place, different continent, and see how we could make it work. And she's like, okay, okay, here's to Spain.

Speaker 1 Let's hope everything comes back hunky-dory.

Speaker 1 Yes, hunky-dory.

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Speaker 1 She ain't no shrinking Violet Kouchar.

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Speaker 2 Picture this.

Speaker 4 You're standing on the beach when you notice something strange. The horizon doesn't look right.
At first, all you can see is a thin white line stretching as far as your eyes can see.

Speaker 4 Then, the line starts to rise. But it's not the horizon at all.
It's a wave, a 30-foot wall of water, and it's racing straight toward you.

Speaker 4 On the day after Christmas in 2004, a 9.1 magnitude earthquake hit off the coast of Indonesia, triggering a devastating tsunami. It struck Thailand without warning.

Speaker 4 No alarms, no cell phone alerts, no evacuation.

Speaker 4 In this season of Against the Odds, experience one of the deadliest natural disasters in history through the perspectives of those who did everything they could to survive.

Speaker 4 Follow Against the Odds on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. You can binge all episodes of Against the Odds Tsunami in Thailand early and ad-free right now on Wondery Plus.