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Hello and welcome to Watch for Crapping. Watch what crappens, oh I mean watch what crappens to do things like you know if you support on the crappins on demand level you can watch us not just listen to us and we also have bonus episodes we did all of love island on our bonus episodes and uh those will be resuming next week so uh go check those out but today here it is it's the it's one of the buzziest shows of the summer next gen new york city wrapping up shall we just get into it ronnie yeah let's do it so did you see the news going around that this was bravo's highest premiere ever i did not see the news going around that's very exciting the the and i don't know why they're doing this eight uh eight weeks after it premiered but the news this week is nyc was bravo's biggest premiere it was like five over five million viewers or something they said the show's doing really really well yeah i think i didn't so i didn't read that article but um i feel like they probably they probably have to wait a while because um i think that trying to get all those streaming numbers is i think they want to get as many streaming numbers possible.
So maybe they're like, Oh, over the course of the season, this many people watched the first episode because people may have watched the first episode four or five weeks later. So that way they can, this is my, this is my theory, which is why they wait so long to announce that kind of stuff.
Cause then they can say that's how many numbers. It's still very cool though, because it also, by the way, just shows that the ratings ratings really don't don't tell the full story because like every day you go onto twitter and there's someone who's like oh next gen new york city new york city got five viewers looks like bravo is really tanking and they just like love to relish in that and it's like yeah that's the the ratings don't count as much anymore because people are streaming it like people are not watching you know old-fashioned tv same way anymore.
So it's just exciting to know that people are actually watching these shows despite various Twitter accounts trying to be like, bravo's over. It's like, it's not over.
It's thriving. Yeah.
Shut up. Shut up.
Shut up, guys. Okay, so we are at the Jersey Shore.
The Jersey Shore. At the birthday party for Brooks.
And everyone had a wild night at the casino. And so we're waking up and getting breakfast and stuff like that.
And Ariana is texting Riley. And she's like, morning, I hope you're feeling better.
I'm sorry for last night. Are we okay? I love New York.
I'm such a New Yorker right now. I am so new yorky and like it was the last night was just like not my proudest moment like i never wanted riley to feel like she had nobody in her corner because you know what she had in her corner a new yorker a new new yorker that's me yeah so then um riley it we see a flashback where riley's like yeah i don't appreciate when my friends come into this situation and are like, I heard this one sentence.
Like, let me have whoever side I agree with, like have my back in public and talk to me in private.

OK, but Ariana is like, I'm a shitty friend.

I should maybe be a better friend because I love her.

And then we have we go to Gia and Christian and they breakfast. They're making lots of pancakes, which was really nice,

because now that Love Island USA is over,

I realize I've gone through pancake withdrawal.

So it was nice to see some Gen X, Gen Zers making pancakes again on TV.

And Gia says she didn't even know how to make pancakes.

And they look very good, I have to say.

I thought she was being sarcastic when she said that.

She's like, yeah, I don't know how to make these.

I'm sure she is.

Oh,

but that's great.

I'm telling you when Joe,

you dice was the,

was the parent in that household while G while it's Reese was in jail.

I guarantee Gia was making all those breakfasts.

One thing she learned how to do is make some breakfast for a lot of people.

Yeah.

That's probably why her hand gestures always like, she's just make like placing a sack of pancakes. She always has her hand flopping down.
Like these are the pancakes. It's just her intimation.
I can never tell what the emotion is when she's saying something. It's always like, yeah, I don't know how to make pancakes.
I don't know if that's sarcastic, but she could be crying. I don't know.
I don't know the difference. So they gather around this table outside and Brooks is like, thanks everyone for making such a beautiful breakfast.
I'm so proud that we've all gathered here to eat carbs for the first time. I know it's crazy, but I think we can do it.
Can I make a toast? Thanks everyone. Thank you all for being here.
I love you so much. I love that we're honest with each other.
And honestly, I don't like that they call it

toast because it really, it's just

like a carb and we shouldn't be engaging.

I have to say, by the way, over the weekend

I went to Maryland and

in honor of Amira,

who I'm really growing to love Amira,

I think she's like great and I love

her takes on the show. But in honor of her,

I went to Red Robin for the first time ever and I had had my first red Robin experience. And it was delicious.
Cause they got crazy burgers there. They're like blue cheese, candied apple and M&M's burger.
I know the birth. It's kind of not, doesn't sound so bad.
Actually. There was like one burger that was like a queso burger that looked like, it looked like someone dropped a ball of queso on a burger from like an airplane it was just like splattered all over but i got the i got like a mushroom and swiss burger which is low-key one of my favorite types of burgers and so uh it was it was lovely i the fries were great burger was great it was a good red robin experience yeah so bro Brooks is like, I know things can be combative,

but at least you guys aren't trying to stop working for your moms.

And they're like,

yeah,

good point.

Good point,

Brooks.

So,

um,

then we see clips of the drama from the season and he's like,

uh,

uh,

so Amira is like,

Riley,

what's wrong?

What's wrong,

Riley?

Because Riley's just sitting over there.

Like,

I will not speak. I'm upset.
And now you will all ask me why I'm upset. She's doing that thing.
And so she's like, yeah, I've learned my lesson. And Amira's like, about what? She goes, speaking.
I was like, I mean, at least I can speak for me, but I always want to hear what you have to say, Riley, so that way we can then make you feel bad about it. Babe, I don't want you to feel like you can't say anything.
Like, I want you to know, like, your voice matters. And I honestly think it's just the way you say things.
Just like how sometimes I say things you don't like my approach. It's like the same thing, but without an annoying whiny voice.
Riley's like, well, I understand. I can't be like, Oh, I shouldn't have said that.
And it erases it. Like, I know that doesn't work that way.
I know that, but I also feel like I acknowledged what I said. And when Georgia was talking about her idea and you were like, Oh my God, Riley, that's so mean.
I was like, well, I just said, I shouldn't say it because for those who didn't watch last week's episode riley's riley was like uh she was about to say something and she's oh no never mind i'm not gonna say it and then everyone's like no say it say it say it and then she said and they're like that was mean and she's like i told you it was gonna be mean that's why i wasn't gonna say it so george is like yeah but like that was your moment to pause and think like oh my god like what I'm about to say is probably too harsh. So maybe I shouldn't say it.
And then Amira gives her this look. She gives her the Ozempic shaming look.
Because she made an Ozempic joke towards Amira last week. And Amira's never going to let it go.
Yeah, because Amira's like, because Georgia is like preaching about how you should pause and think about like what you're about to say it probably sounds too harsh when she herself has said some very harsh things so i was like well to be real i said well i thought that me and georgia were like friends and like if you're my friend i should be able and my friend said what do you think about this idea i would be honest because i thought we were friends and we just had a whole nice day where i had to sit there and have Miami Vices with you in some shitty hotel on Ocean Beach. And Gia's like, okay, well, I think that there's maybe a nicer way to say it.
That's all I'm trying to say. I love Raleigh doesn't understand it all.
Just being like, that is a terrible idea. It's like, I don't understand how that was bad.
She's like, what?

How did that hurt?

I don't get it.

I don't get it, everybody.

So they're like, Riley.

And Christian's like, yeah, you know, she can talk however she wants.

If you don't like it, don't talk to her.

And Gia, you just see Gia see the little.

She's like, okay, Christian.

Carry this later.

Christian definitely has the energy of, like, the guy who runs a pizza place in the teen movie whose daughter's going off to prom and he's going to give like some warm advice. You know, I think he has early Joe Giudice energy because what he just said was basically like, so what? Who cares? So what? Yeah.
Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? So what? Come on. So what? So Riley is like, Riley's like, look, if I, if I speak, it's an issue.
If I don't speak, it's an issue. So Brooks comes over.
He's like, I'm going to hug you mainly because I heard that hugging burns a little more carbs than usual. It's like, okay, fine.
So, so Mira and Brooks do a confessional together and they're like, yeah, Riley really wears her heart on her sleeve. And he's like, yeah, yeah.
She always expects people to have her best interests yeah and she's not guarded at all yeah could you say something else not at all good job good job bricks yeah you know people take advantage but she's a baby so it's like part of growing up you know i think we all owe riley an apology and she said she didn't want to say it and they were were all saying, say it, say it. And then everyone turns on her.
I just think that's like not fair. I completely agree.
Can I hug you? I have a few more calories to burn. I was like, it's just like, it's really frustrating.
But then birds come and they're like, wait, are these birds going to like shit on us? If they poop on us, that's like disgusting. Like, ew.
So they all basically run inside. Like, we need to get out of Jersey.
They just show Shai shy running he's like holding a plate of pancakes and he's like no so now they're packing and uh george and charlie are spending some cute time outside with the bong and uh she's like you know omar and i are exclusive now and he's like that's dope like oh sorry was hitting this while you said that and she's like we're basically best friends we're like brothers and sisters you and charlie i'm like you guys never even resolved your issues like you guys just had a huge fight before this trip and now you're just like hanging out and he's like oh my god bongs am i right't drugs hilarious? I'm such a rebel. So she's like, yeah, we have a label.
I mean, I've been single, aka non-monogamous for five years. It's just like, what? He's like, yeah, I've had a lot of relationships.
Really? What? You mean like Lindsay Lohan? He's like, no, Lindsay doesn't count. Really? You weren't in love with Lindsay Lohan? Oh, my God.
I love how hilarious we are right now. So she's like, you know what? At the end of the day, you get nothing for nothing.
There's still love for Charlie. Because we'd like to have a friendship for a reason.
The bong. It's mostly the bong.
So then we see proof of this. Because he he offered Georgia his shirt so she could dive in the water for Riley's phone.
So you guys, it's like real. It's real.
And it only took six weeks for him to get that shirt back. So he loves her, too.
They're like brothers and sisters. So he's like, well, congrats for like you and Omar.
Like, I like him a lot. She says, yeah, I know.
Like, I just like want him to talk to you like you guys need a moment i like want you guys to have a moment i hope it's like in front of like an artistic display of like bowling balls he's like yeah i'm just gonna get dinner with him like i'm down to chill with bro yeah i'm cool like that so um now people are like um that they're gonna go they're they're heading home to jersey and they're in their they're in their suvs whatever but then they like stop um to uh to go to like a rest stop or whatever and everyone is everyone's like waiting to for uh waiting for brooks so george is getting like really annoyed because george is making gas stationos, which isn't something I really ever thought I'd see where you pour the chips into a plastic thing and then put the cheese on top from the, yeah, yeah. I wouldn't, I wouldn't think he's a gas station nachos kind of a guy, but yeah, I wouldn't think so either, but I'm not going to lie.
I was kind of like, I wouldn't be mad at that no gross bad bad i was like that's kind of good to me maybe i still had the red robin queso burger in my mind yeah no no yeah i bought cheese the other day that i thought was cheddar cheese because it was in the deli section and it was like fresh cut you know when you get it from the deli section and it's i don't know it's's supposed to be better than getting it in the pre-wrapped section, I guess.

So I brought it home.

And it says on the label, processed American cheese.

What the fuck?

What is that?

Why are you selling that in the deli section?

It's the valley.

What can I say?

Sprouts.

It was a Sprouts.

I'm like, you're supposed to be fancy.

What the hell?

No.

So anyway, while Brooks is getting his nachos, the gas station nachos georgia's getting restless and she's like oh my god i'm gonna call an uber so georgia and charlie go get an uber so that they could drive back at roughly the same rate as if they just stayed in their car but they can spend more money in the process and riley's like oh my god they're so dramatic i mean this is what i mean she was so appalled about being called privileged hannah myers like georgia if you stand on the side of the road someone will pick you up i promise hudson's like guys there's a privileged way to go and a non-privileged way to go and they've chosen the privileged way so omar has called them a car because of course they're gonna mooch it off somebody else so he calls a car for them and kevin is uh kevin's like oh my god remember when they said that their relationship was irreparable yeah looks like it's okay now oh it's so irreparable and riley's like i mean also she's wearing who wears the swimsuit for that long like that cannot be good for the cooch and mara's like definitely not so uh they all start talking i mean that's great because it gives them an opportunity to talk shit so um you know ariana's like yeah i mean she's sitting there so excited about our idea and then riley's like it's a terrible idea and i was like i mean mean honestly like where is she getting the money like girl be for real i don't think omar i mean you've been dating him for like three months it's i don't think he's gonna like invest like a million dollars into this and they're like well he said so she goes yeah well also he's an alleged scammer so i don't know how i don't know how far this is gonna go you guys google him google him that's all i'm saying just google him oh my god you make a food comment at this chick and she's gonna take you down she's great i'd love it my god clarket who said that clarket i'm just predicting that that's gonna be a phrase in the year from now no it's clock it no which is clarket that was clock it I know she said clock it but Clark you missed a lot

when you were gone No, it's Clockett. No, but Clarkett.
No, it's Clockett.

I know.

She said Clockett, but Clark... You missed a lot when you were gone, Ronnie.

What happened?

Who's Clark?

Clarkett is what people are saying now instead of Clockett.

Why?

Who's Clark?

From Love Island, USA.

Because there was a moment where Clark was like...

She rolled her eyes or something. And then everyone started saying, Clarkett from love island usa i've never heard anybody say it out loud i've only read it in uh threads it's okay ronnie i've never heard it used as a real thing before that's funny if it makes you feel any better i did have to ask someone like what is clerk it i was like so i'm just acting like i knew it all along but it's okay i'm just passing on education.
I was like an old lady over here talking about children on the TV show. I was like, what? I was like, I get that it's Clarkett, but I'm saying Clarkett on purpose.
I thought you heard it wrong. I was like, what is that? I don't know what you're talking about.
Sorry, my bad. Clarkett.
So Amira's like, I won't say anything else about George's boyfriend. I will just say google him and then see if he's gonna give her that million dollars to invest in the bar i tried to google him and i could not figure out what his last name was so my googling did not go very far i found someone else named omar who was a scammer but i don't think it was him which was too bad so now um on meanwhile on the road to montauk and we see ava's instagram story she's like hey guys you're coming on an event with me and to montauk for dolce but unfortunately like trump's in town or something so like i'm stuck in like traffic so like i need pictures like i live for content so watch what i do in a pinch i get out on the side of the road and I take pictures anyway.
Made it with half an hour to spend. Got a cupcake.
Thanks, Dolce. Yeah.
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I don't know that content creators like that really need the videos. I think it should just be pictures because the videos hurt my soul.
They hurt. And also, don't announce that you did not go to this event because you're like, I've got this thing that's coming up.
It's coming up. And then you were this late to it.
Right. Like everybody else was coming from the same place that you were and they all made it so everyone made it like why didn't you just go like the night before and spend the night in the hamptons like why are you just hanging around the city so uh then uh charlie and shy and dylan are at t squared social and they're like what's up man hey and charlie's like oh thanks for not coming dylan you really fucking left me without a paddle bro because ava didn't even come either and i was really like i was ass out and now i'm missing a shirt so then uh ariana's hanging out with her friend austin they're all like it's like what the kids are doing in the city now you know yeah so then brooks is at his apartment taking out groceries and he's like oh God, they were supposed to give me a COVID test and they gave me a pregnancy test.

I'm still taking it.

So he calls Chloe and she's like, how are you feeling?

And he's like, I'm like, obviously, like, overwhelmed because, like, I'm doing my resort collection.

Do they wear jogging seats at resorts now?

What resort?

Where is the resort?

Alaska?

I don't know. Last time we looked, he was still learning how to use a sewing machine.
They show him drawing on the iPad, but they don't show what he's drawing. And every time you get any kind of sense of what it is, it's just he's using the biggest marker on there.
And it's just a's just a big red blob so i'm not really sure what he's supposed to be doing but i was cracking up i know so brooks is like i so she's like what's going on with your merger it's like well america i started my brand four years ago and i launched a few different products just one product really and they were all really successful with my mom she bought like three of them and i'm just like so i'm creative director at meredith marx and i mean i just feel like i'm being pulled in two separate directions like meredith marx has my arm here and bricks marx is my brand here i'm literally gonna split in half like it's awful it's like so hard there's so many instagrams so then we see a flashback of him talking about merging with Meredith Marks. I think it should be an acquisition.
It should be a conglomerate. Meredith is like, wow, your first word was mama and your second word was conglomerate.
I've never been prouder of a time. He's literally acting like he is Paramount and Skydance trying to merge together and get Stephen Colbert fired.

Seth is like, well, are you aware of the level of attachment issues

you have with your mother?

Do we need to Google that and what attachment are?

I'm being hilarious right now.

Okay, attachment issues is when a child has attached to their mom,

when the child can't do anything completely on their own and need their mom to validate them.

Merrick, are you catching this?

This is hilarious.

This is banter, right?

This is good dynamics.

This is TV.

This is what we're going to do.

Okay, keep going.

Okay, Brooks.

Yes, Andrew.

Yes, Andrew.

Yes, Andrew.

Yes, Andrew.

Hold on.

Let me read this from the phone.

Attachment issues are when the son only hangs out with the mother and won't talk to the dad about his future journey as a pants.

So, that's not great, Brooks. Brooks.
Brooks, anal, anal or no? Anal or no? Anal on the first date. Go ahead.
We're father and son. Come on, pretend I'm your mom.
Oh, dad, I'm going, I'm getting out of this interview session and going back to the current storyline. So Chloe, all these conversations I've realized, I don't know if the merger makes sense.
Like I have to talk to mom, like the FCC, they can't know that I'm going to back out of this merger. It's terrible.
And she's like, well, the sooner you propose a merger that you shouldn't propose a merger, if you're like not confident in wanting a merger. I know.
I just told you, I want to talk to her about it's like, oh, my God, grumpy. He's like, yeah.
You know I'm grumpy? Conglomerate. She's like, yeah, that's, like, really hard.
Good luck. He's like, oh, my God, it's so much pressure.
So we go to Georgia and Omar, and Georgia's like, oh, my God, do you officially like the name Club Club for the club? He's like, yeah. She goes, yeah, cool.
Because I like when things are named what they are. Like when a shop is called shop.
It's like the least try-hard thing you can do. It's actually the most try-hard thing you can do.
It's like being so ironic that it's actually very try-hard.

I still get confused when I pass French Laundry.

I still get confused.

I don't understand it.

How can that be a popular restaurant?

I just don't get it.

Or how about Chinese Laundry, which is somehow shoes.

How does this happen?

What the hell, you guys?

It's confusing.

Stop confusing people on purpose. And especially when it's bowling like bowling is pretty specific bowl bowl would be good you know like that works because like you know what it is but club club club club yeah guys we're gonna call it club club like okay great um try less i'm gonna have a store called try less so she's showing Club Club is a place where you go and get sandwiches, right? No? Yeah.
Club Club. It's a place only people with one extra large foot can go.
It's a place where only cavemen are allowed. Club Club.
So she shows pictures of her concept and stuff. And she's like, yeah, at this point, a Club Club.
we're doing a trial run of what this club club might look like and act like and be like and feel like smell like just like what, what is it? Is it like a club or is it a club? It's both. Do you understand what I'm saying? He's like, yeah.
Okay, good. This is a great meeting.
You want to whiteboard? Yeah. Fuck.
Yeah, I do. Yeah.
Let's just do this. Like brutalist club club idea.
Let's put on the whiteboard. She's like, you know, I'm bringing like the idea, like the creative, like the team, everything we're going to like, we're going to like do a collab.
We should do a collab and like make the bowling balls look like some sort of like sexual bowling ball, you know? And like, and Omar's going to come and he's going to bring investors. Well, girl, they're balls.
They're literally balls. And they've got holes that you finger finger like there's nothing more sexual than a fucking bowling ball and then you throw the balls at big giant penis shaped things like you're already in the most sexual fucking sport she's like how do we sexualize something with balls phallic symbols and holes it'll come to me it'll come'll come to, Oh my God.
I just sexualized that sentence.

God.

You know,

like so much parties are just like reputation.

So like,

basically if it flops for some reason,

like for whatever reason that club club could ever possibly flop,

like that's going to be like devastating to my career.

Like I may never,

ever be able to throw another rave in a deli featuring a DJ ever again. I mean, this is it.
Everything hangs on this moment. He's like, well, if my friends tell me it's stupid, then, like, we'll have to come up with another idea.
She's like, yeah. So, like, there's huge steaks.
There's, like, huge steaks. Oh, my God, we should have a steakhouse called Steak Steak.
Steak Steak. No, no.
House House. It's less try- wait what about steak house or house steak hmm i may be on to something so riley houses out of steaks it's like the least try hard thing you could do and vampires will never come which is great so riley and ariana are working out and um and afterwards they're talking and riley is saying how the triple a stress her out and she are working out and, um, and afterwards they're talking and Riley is saying how the trip really stressed

her out.

And she was in therapy and she's saying how like,

she was really disappointed in herself because she doesn't want to be like

Charlie and 29 and getting into arguments with people,

you know,

and everything.

And Ariana's like,

well,

what are you supposed to do when there's like 1500 million people coming at

you,

you know,

and chiming in and not,

I always say I should stop chiming in,

but no matter what,

in any situation, I should come and stand down next to you and not chime in. I don't have an excuse.
I really don't. Cause I'm sorry.
I'm, I really love you. I was like, Oh, that's you.
You resolved that. Okay.
I know Ariana is so sweet. She's just like, okay, it's resolved.
And Riley saying like, yeah, I went to therapy. And then I was like, I just want to be to be better because like i want to be better with my issues and stuff and i failed myself she's like no you didn't you didn't you're great you're amazing we're friends forever it's like yeah so then um ariana invites her back to her house to get ready because it's time for georgia's brutalist bowl party with sexualized bowling balls yeah but first But first, Charlie and Anwar are going to have a scene.
So Charlie's like, yo, yo, yo, dad, father figure, what are you up to date? He's like, trading a little bit, having a career, doing things successful, you know, things you've never done in your entire life. I might even go to the gym.
Again, another foreign experience for you, skinny boy. Yeah, well, I might actually go to the gym before I leave,

because I've got to go set up my new apartment and everything.

Oh, look at you, new apartment.

You know what that means for me?

New bills.

New bills for Charlie.

Fun for me.

Oh, yeah.

I can't wait to pay for a new apartment for you, stupid little fuck.

Wow.

Actually might, quote-unquote, go to the gym, just like you actually might, quote-unquote, get a job someday,

or actually, quote, do something with your life, or actually, quote, get a good personality for once. I can't wait until I get a new bill for your couch.
I've asked for pictures of it, because I know it's the one place that you'll always be. By the way, have you, do you have my speaker yet? I've been waiting several weeks for you to give it back to me.
He's like, I'm so excited to be back in a luxury building. Oh, really? Well, don't forget they need a COI, otherwise they won't let you in, you stupid little idiot, luxury building.
Well, that building is falling very, very far, stupid building. If I get complaints from this building about letting losers in, I'm going to say, you did it to yourself, stupid.
I told you it's a loser. You asked me to co-sign.
I co-signed father of loser. And they still accepted application.
Ah, yes. You're excited about being back in luxury building.
That's like how I was excited when I finally had you, my son. And I thought, oh, look, I'm finally an heir to leave everything to you.
And then I realized, no, no, it will never happen. Okay, failure.

It's what I said when your mother gave birth to your sister.

I looked over at you and I said, finally, a luxury child.

Turns out he was a loser child all along.

So Charlie's like, wow, 30 is just like right around the corner.

And that's stressful, you know, because like,

where should I be in my life and what should I be doing?

And I know that I live a lifestyle that is relatively frowned upon by my dad.

Not relatively.

Completely.

Completely frowned upon.

Yeah.

But at the end of the day.

You get nothing for nothing.

You do get nothing for nothing.

Actually, you get a lot for nothing.

You get a lot for nothing.

I don't get nothing for everything.

Limits a Rob has nothing on you.

That's for sure.

It's like, I believe you want me to be happy.

Oh, really?

I want you to be happy? Is that a new word word for employed that's a new word for employed now happy you know if you wrote Les Miserables I believe the song would be called masturbate in the house it's funny that you quote Les Miserables because that was your first report card from preschool. That's all it said.
Les Miserables. You know, I had a dream.
More like, I dreamed a dream. Hold on one second.
I'm still trying to work on my Les Miserables. I blocked out Les Miserables for so much of my life because it reminded me so much of you.
Okay, I dreamed a dream. More like, I sat around on my stupid face.
One thing I've always wanted to be ever since I've met you. On my own.
Castle on a cloud. More like...
Bong making cloud. Okay, well, let's leave my scene now.
Let's just go to Georgia, because she's going to Melody Lanes, talking to Venue Guy about sexualizing bowling balls. Even this girl, girl she wants to fuck bowling ball she's doing more than you stupid stupid person so georgia is like okay um so uh it's not gonna be traditional event bowling person it's gonna be like party vibes so like normally you know how your bowling alley is normally all fluorescent lights now it's gonna be 85 fluorescent light and i'm gonna have a red led light in the corner so get ready i love that she's acting like this is such a new idea they already have all the lighting there for this it's called moonlight bowl how many times do i have to say this before someone on this show hears me it's making me crazy so she's acting like it's like like she's she's acting like people going to go bowling and drinking, like getting drunk while bowling is like a new idea.
And I just love that. She keeps saying things like, Oh my God, this is going to be amazing because there's going to be like bowling, but there's also going to be like dancing.
No. Yeah.
People dancing on bowling lanes. What are you, they're going to die.
People will throw bowling balls and they will hit them in the legs. Do you understand? And then they will break their legs and fall down.
And then you'll probably still keep bowling because you'll have a bunch of drugged up kids in here throwing bowling balls at hookers on the ground. Yeah.
Good. It's going to be a slaughter.
Brooks and Cade are at the apartment. And Brooks is like, Cade, do you want to be a potential investor in my company? We're doing resort wear.
And he's like, um, we're not going to mix business and relationship. I mean, so I'm just going to let you, you can just do this.
And he's like, but like, why can't you just be like an air pod in my ear? It's like, um, I thought we talked about no more safety blankets. Yeah.
They're so cute. I love Cade.
I want to find a Cade. He's so sweet.
So then Seth and Meredith come in. He's like, ah, look who's here.
Mommy. You could probably tell because your umbilical cord was probably like lighting up when that elevator came closer to him.
All right. All right.
We're here. I saw Cade in the hallway.
Asked him about anal. She says it's going great.
Good for you, kid. Good for you.

I'm so proud of you.

Well, we are here to do a test run of something,

of you doing a pitch for the future merger of Meredith Marks and Brooks Marks

and Marks and Marks, Marks Brothers Daughters.

And, well, let's see your presentation.

I see you've stuck a lot of pictures on the wall

and used up your monthly allowance on ink toner.

So thank you for using that.

Let's see what presentation. So you've stuck a lot of pictures on the wall and used up your monthly allowance on ink toner.
So thank you for using that. Let's see what you have to say.
Hi, my name is Brooks Marks. I make jogging pants.
I take jogging pants from China and put a ribbon on them that says Brooks Marks. But recently I've discovered something called light terry.
It's like ter cloth but it's light so we call it light terry tm tm um hey wait wacky father needs to interrupt for one second i'm just saying the luxury sales yeah all offer wine and champagne and they they want their potential customers drunk so it's a little tip from an angel investor to an angel son because you because you are an angel. Okay, hold on.
Let me go to my sponsor, Vita Tequila. I love when he pulled out some Vita Tequila.
I was like, yes. I didn't even notice that.
I am, I am, I'm failed as a podcaster. How did I not see that it was Vita Tequila? Clark it.
Vita. So it's like, so Brooks continues on.'s like fashion fabric etc little toddlers need to grow up too and Seth's like wow my brains are blown look at this two words pop how wow huge hilarious amazing work son brooks marks individual company llc hundred thousand dollars okay and you guys get eight percent equity and meredith's like wow wow wow wow wow stop broxy honey um in exchange for i i just want to understand something i came here thinking you were gonna be pitching a merger between meredith marks and brooksy cobbler marks and now you're saying you want to have your own company so i'm just going to need a little clarification on that um i apologize for like not communicating this sooner but i was in new jersey so i feel like that it's time for me to like take a risk and step back from maridith marx and grow my brand i'm thinking about after four years coming up with a new item so she's like well as a father i love that you're spreading your wings oh my god is there want you to sign.
Like, she's not happy at all. And Seth is like, well, you had a business plan, kid.
And let me tell you, a business plan is like pornography. You know when you see it.
And it just jerked off in my pants. Just splurred it all over myself.
We have a deal. But I mean, you knew you'd have a deal because we were parents.
So Brooke's like, hold on. Mother, can you hold back? I want to speak to you privately.
And by privately, I mean just three feet away while dad lingers nearby. Okay.
I'm like really scared to not fully not work with you because like, honestly. It's just like a paper towel.
It's great. You absorb it right away that's that stop jerking off into my samples i've literally worked with you for like 10 years and like there's not been a single lemon i've cut without your hand on it also and i just i started your social media and like i i don't know what my relationship with my mom looks like when i'm not working with her.
I don't know when you've learned so many words, but they are touching. You will never be loved by your mother, Brangsy.
I don't want you to resent me. I don't want you to resent me.
You resent me, Brangsy. You're all grown up.
I'm not grown up yet. Coming to mama.
Time for a feeding. I'm not gone, mom.
Mom, you want to use this terry light? It's high absorption. She's like.
I'm laughing through the tears. One white bean salad coming up.
It's's like next i think i need to have children saying oh one thing at a time honey sath when do we tell them that toddlers can't have children so now we go to omar and charlie for their man meeting men talk privately about women okay so let's have our man meeting. I'll meet you at peachies.
Yeah. So Omar's like, um, peachies in China.
So Omar is like, um, uh, you know, I didn't really get a chance to speak to you during the trip and stuff. And, but I typically like to deal with my issues.
And he's, when he talks, he swings his swings his head around as if he's gonna like he's getting ready to do like a shot put or something he's gonna shot put his own head off his body and he's like you know what you know i don't know you i just i don't know what you said and the language like a woman blah blah blah blah it's just a lump who doesn't move at all he's just like yeah is everyone on this show on some kind of a Benzo? It's the lowest. His body is a lump, but he like rotates his hands in his head.
He does like a weird look. It's like his little suits.
Yeah. And his same fricking is like that one suit from like Jose banks.
And he is just going to wear it all the way down. Yeah.
It should take about one week. So he's like, you know, but like your language to a woman that I'm dating, like that's obviously wrong.
And so we see a flashback to Charlie being like, you stupid, delusional bitch. If you were a man, I would fucking hit you right now.
Slap you in the fucking face. So when we come back and Charlie's like, valid, valid, you know, like I felt like I quick, you know, I felt felt disrespected quite and obviously my reaction like made it go crazy so like i accept my responsibility in the escalation certainly certainly so yeah just some adult words there i hope you can just chomp on those for a second omar okay yeah he's like yeah i respect omar in every way i mean i think power to to anyone who could be such an adult, you know? And like, I mean, he's two years younger than me.
I mean, are you kidding me? I thought he was 10 years older than me, mainly because of this suit, you know? But so then, then they, then I like to goes into this scene where they just like talk about business, which is kind of funny. Now they become best friends.
He's like, I'm sorry. It's like, yeah, man.
He's like, but I like crypto. He's like, yeah, crypto, right? He's like, yeah, bro.
Crip or like DJs. We're like yeah man he's like but i like crypto he's like yeah crypto right he's like yeah bro crap or like dj we're like dj together we're both like i like

really respect what you've done in the space bro omar's like obviously like you know if i were to

get if i were to do crypto now i'd probably do start like a very contrarian vc group and like

you don't really need to be like that have like that much experience just like whiteboards like

so many whiteboards and like whiteboards i would have pictures of crypto on it and the

I'm going recommend it. Cause like, there's so few people that have a backbone in this business.
You have a backbone. Do you have one single suit that you can wear every day of your life? That's super important.
You need to sleep in it. You need a suit that you can poop in and also run in and also be fine, like just chilling in an elevator in.
You have that. Yeah.

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Go to audible.com slash richgirlsummer. Omar's like, you know, crypto really attracts some like, you know, denizens of society, you know what I mean? I'm like, yeah, I'm looking at i'm looking at two of them i'm like where are they is this i thought this was for sure setting up charlie getting caught at the crime scene of the crypto bros who are torturing the guy from italy in manhattan but no didn't get there i was waiting for some projects because charlie sounds like he's gonna pitch he's like yeah like i've been trying to come up with a good project.
Like I thought of a coin called fart.

That's actually been done,

bro.

Shit.

That's been done.

Ass.

That's been done.

Yeah.

You know,

Charlie,

sorry,

buddy.

Charlie's like,

yeah,

for sure.

I think I'm like prone to like understanding the average crypto

degenerate that I am to like understanding the average traditional

finance investor.

Cause like,

obviously there's a lot of toxicity in any group of people especially with any degenerates you know financially so like there's scams you know and like that's all sort of bullshit right and i'm almost like yeah oh oh sorry since you brought up scams sorry to me oh george has called me twice uh i guess we can't talk about scams anymore i thought it was so funny when he's like, like financially there's scams and the music goes, and it focuses on Omar's face because he was called a scammer. He's like, I mean, that's all bullshit.
And he goes, uh, yeah, well, Georgia's called me like twice. She goes, yeah, because Georgia's like fiending for her mans.
He's like, yeah, well, we're going to travel after this. Um, we're going to be going to like Korea, Japan, all over like basic Asia, basic Asia touring.
and he's like, yeah, well, we're going to travel after this. We're going to be going to Korea, Japan, all over basic Asia, basic Asia touring.

And he's like, yeah, wow, bro.

That's a good trial and tribulation.

Living with a girl in your bed every day is difficult.

You know what I mean?

He's like, yeah, well, I love Georgia.

This hopefully will be different.

And I just can't wait to visit Asia with her and come back with her from Asia. The two of us were trying together on the same flight from Asia, specifically Singapore.
That would be a great moment for us. Our general Asia trip.
So then we go to Brooks talking to Amir on the phone and she's in France and they're gossiping about Ava. And she's like, did she even apologize at least for not making your event? Like, did she even apologize for not making it to your birthday party? And we see a flashback to him talking to Ava and he's like, I'm so sad you weren't there.
She's like, yeah, I'm sorry, it's like the worst timing like Trump came to town so like Well, the trip was from like Wednesday to Friday. So I was like confused.
It's like something more was going on. And she's like, Oh no, I mean, my fitting was supposed to be a Tuesday, but then they had to move it to, um, or maybe the event was Thursday and the fitting was on Friday.
No, sorry. The fitting was on Thursday.
The event was on Tuesday. No.
Um, so I have to to look when did you guys have dinner thursday that's when the event was no friday that's when the event was she's like yeah well and he goes yeah she was like i really need to get to this event for my career and like i support careers and amira's like um for her career a girl girl i mean i have the actual invite here girl this is a pop-up in montauk like i can justify missing your friend's birthday for a store opening but for a fucking pop-up bitch what like i do think it was actually really fucked up that she did not show for your birthday. Amira.
I am, like, loving Amira. She just comes in and she just sort of, like, she's saying everything that we're thinking.
Now it's time to go to Club Club. Club Club.
Club Club, what'd you say? She's coming for blood. Yeah.
Amira's taking no prisoners. So, Georgia and Danny are getting ready.
Omar comes with an investor who i don't i'm just sorry i don't believe that's an investor who was that i'm an investor and you guys can tell because i talk very low and i wear turtlenecks and glasses so and chains and i have like a high pony so i mean i really i don't know what character actor this was but great work great work if this was like if this was sasha baron cohen if it was eric andre whoever you were in disguise you did you did it you infiltrated a bravo show no one even noticed you you're doing great yeah great work so george is all mad she's like um homar like why did you bring investors when it's just starting and no one's here like don't you know no one comes to a party until an hour after it starts like what i'm like uh but you just threw a party for marina th marks and you're upset that ava showed up late so this party's gonna be lame no matter what let's be honest so um riley and ariana are getting ready and they're just talking about how this is going to be a disaster. I'm like, Oh my God, I've seen pictures and it's a little confusing.
Riley's like, yeah, I hope she proves me wrong. And then we go back and people are arriving.
The Brooks has arrived. Chloe and Mark's, Chloe and Brooks and Gia.
And then we see, um, they're basically this opening, which it's a a bowling alley there's people hanging out at a bowling alley and so brooks is like love the vibe you're like totally making bowling chic and i love that like brooks goes around the he like encounters a vending machine and he he acts like he i think he thinks that like georgia installed it there as part of like this like cool retro thing he's like oh look a vending machine you're in a bowling alley but it only takes quarters what are quarters there's these like projections up above the lanes of like women's shadows dancing like they're at a club and briggs goes oh my god wow she goes yeah i made those projections ago. And he's like, oh, I thought there were women like in a cage dancing back there.

It's like, no.

Yes, we're doing the cell block tango at the bottom.

But it was so funny, that vending machine.

He's like, yeah, like stuff's in there,

but you have to have something called quarters.

It's like, where do I get that?

Maybe they'll have it in cash register.

He's like, what's cash?

So they go up there and they're like, can we do,

So stuff's in there, but you have to have something called quarters. It's like, where do I get that? Maybe they'll have it in cash register.
It's like, what's cash? So they go up there and they're like, can we do, should we do like a hundred dollars in quarters? So then people are arriving and Ariana is like, club club is really not giving club. This is not a club.
And she's like, look, Club Club is kind of like the Ariana Bierman of fashion designers. It's just not really giving what it's saying it's giving.
So Charlie comes and he's asking about Ava. And Brooks is like, yeah, I got a pedicure with Ava.
And I was like, I'm so sad you weren't at my party. And she was like, the event was on Thursday, but like the fitting was on Thursday.

But the party went from Wednesday to Friday to Saturday to Monday to I don't know. And she's like, she was making up bullshit excuses the whole time.
and brooke's like i really don't want to jeopardize my friendship with ava in any way

because like it's really important that you have someone who's and brooke's like i really don't want to jeopardize my friendship with ava in any way

because like it's really important that you have someone who's very bland in your life at all times and she's that person for me so if that means i have to buy some of my conflicting feelings like so be it so then comes with her new man, Hook. Hook.

Sorry about your arm, sir.

Sorry about your arm.

Hey, did anyone see Hook?

He was at Club Club.

No, I didn't see Hook at Club Club.

Hey, guys, I'm bringing Hook,

and I just want to make sure that there's no crocodiles

with timing watches on them.

Hook, it really triggered.

How does he feel about bending machines? Does he know about quarters? They're apparently like a thing. So Hudson and Ariana are talking and I don't know, they're talking about Ava and they're like, well, yeah, she should have been there for your birthday.
Yeah, you should say something, but I know you hate confrontations, so I'm like, there's no way Brooks is going to be like, so Ava, are you because like this is new york so you need to learn to be listen as a new yorker let me tell you learn to be a new yorker this is your time this is your time i love the smell of piss i'm wearing it tonight you smell it so new york yeah i understand new york so well so yeah ava like shows up behind and them and and so it's like awkward and brooks like oh my god, I have to say something. Well, well.
So yeah, Ava like shows up behind them. And so it's like awkward.
And Brooke's like, oh my God, I have to say something. Well, Ava, you know, I like love you so much for some reason.
It's not your personality. I don't really know what it is, but maybe because you're pretty.
And which is why I like talking to you now, it really makes me like so uncomfortable. So yeah.
So they finally have to go have a little talk. Yeah, he's like, yeah, like what you're saying is different from what Amir is saying.
It's like, don't let like other people get in your head. Cause like, I mean, I'm not even 100% sure she was invited, but it was like in the Hamptons.
So it had been like eight hours in the car from Jersey Shore to Montauk. So like technically, yeah, I could have come, but like, you know, hair and makeup, like I just didn't want to.
So, and he's like, wow, okay, good. I'm so glad we talked.
She's like, great. Yeah, so basically just my birthday wasn't worth it.
Exactly. Okay, thanks.
That was like a hug. That was like a hug.
So Hudson's like, look, I'm not trying to be like in the middle of this but i am stuck in the middle and it was like well why are you stuck in the middle and they're like oh my god oh my god hudson hudson he's like no i'm i'm stuck in the middle of you too i need to get out can you please step aside i need to get out of here and ariana is like my inner thoughts are i'm trying to shut the fuck up i'm trying to shut the fuck up i'm trying to shut the fuck up now so ava's like you don up. I'm trying to shut the fuck up now.
So Ava's like, you don't have to be involved, Hudson.

And he's like,

but also, and Ariana's still like, oh my god,

keep your mouth to yourself, keep it to yourself.

Hudson's like, well, like, I'm legitimately

stuck, so, and finally

Shy's just like, can we go bowl?

My god, I'm the only one

here with a job. I was actually looking forward

to bowling. These balls have condoms coming out of them.
Why do want to fuck these bowling balls george is like nailed it nailed it ariana's like story arc is complete because she's like i decided not to butt in and i i kept i kept that promise to myself i did not butt in over a minor discussion like wow she's come full circle she's grown new york has made her full woman now so um they start to do some more bowling and then georgia has to sit down with with miguel the crypto investor and she's like so what do you think about club club it's just like it is what it is right it just says what it is it's on the nose he's like he's like well i have a want the idea. I want the vision.
I want the inspiration. She's like, look around.
What do you not get? Fluorescent lighting, check. Projections, check.
Balls that are like sexual and have condoms coming out of the little finger holes. Check, check, check.
She's like, look, you've got merriment. You've got joy.
You've got like lighting. You've got flooring.

There's walls.

There's air.

There's sandwiches.

There's like dancing.

There's projections.

There's happiness.

There's people.

Uptown.

Downtown.

Midtown.

Do you understand what I'm saying?

Downtown.

Downtown.

I like the concept.

I like the concept.

And then you can just branch.

Branch, branch.

Diversify. Diversify, diversify.
Diversify, diversify five synergize it's gonna it's gonna change the world people all across america are gonna bowl wow it's like yeah so you're saying you're saying this sport could really take off in every town in america wow yeah innovator sport is sport so they've made a deal so now we go back to charlie and he's hugging georgia and he's like wow fun party love you glad we made up uh omar and i had a good conversation she's like yeah he said you was you were cracking him the fuck off like that was a fucking amazing he said you said degen a lot and tribulation so he's like totally into you yeah so george is like everyone have an announcement um thank you get ready for club club in 2025 okay everyone because everyone i talked to was like elated like taking balls and rolling them down across the floor and knocking over pins what an idea idea. Oh, my God.
Club club. Yeah.
Riley's like, yeah, I definitely wanted to be proven wrong. And I was right.
So. And Ariana's like, well, the food was good.
And they said, oh, yeah, that's not her food. She's like, oh, sorry.
And we just see the food and it's chicken tenders. Yeah.
And Ava is like, you know, this friend group, we've definitely had our small little tiffs. But at the end the day we can still like get together and support each other and i love that like no one wants to hear from you ava everyone's mad at you and then she's she pulls a strike and no one even pays attention she said anyone no okay so now we have yay that was a good show it was a good season but it's not over yes we have this like fun kind of like this is what happened the rest of the year for these kids in new york so we see everyone doing things we see brooks he's doing like a photo shoot shy's playing guitar dylan is shirtless and running around the city working out being hot then only time they show dylan like dylan's not even on this show but they'll show him occasionally shirtless he has a beard.
So that's his growth. He's really grown up.
So Ariana and Hudson are walking down the street. Ariana's like my first summer in New York is like what I hoped it was going to be.
It was like, forget about it. Am I right? I'm a real New Yorker now.
And her dog poops in the crock, the crosswalk. Someone was like, God damn it.
What the fuck? What the fuck up, asshole. Yeah, Perihanna's made it.
She's a New Yorker. And then Brooks is like, moving to New York has changed my life entirely.
Like, I'm not working for my mom anymore and I do think cutting the cord, I think we cut the cord and I might be hanging on by like a thread, but like, I cut it grown yeah now instead of working for my mom i'm just like working for myself with money my mom gave me so it's like totally different and then we see a scene of like of brooks and seth going to like going to someone where seth is going to pretend to be a potential um investor and not the dad so Soh is there and brooks is making like a pitch and seth is like i'm a potential investor and brooks is like dad it's like um and i'm the dad so then now it's fall and gia christian hudson and ariana are having lunch and talking about how gia has been been with Christian for five years. Where's the ring? And she's like, maybe soon.
He's like, maybe in like four years. And she's like, four years? That's like another decade.
Yeah. And then we go to Eva.
Which I believe that she believes. Yep.
Yes, exactly. And then Eva and Dash are in the car talking about Hook because they're dating and dame is like so you guys talked about marriage yet and she's like um he has to move it like he he was like she wants me to move in with him and he's like damn when when you get when you gonna stay then and she's like well i don't know i'm gonna go to your crib whatever it's like no one cares and then we go to charlie driving and he's like you know i'm almost 30 and you know that's something that's driving a lot of my decisions and behaviors is uh what's it like to skateboard around manhattan when you're 30 instead of 29 it's weird cut to georgia squirting a water gun in her mouth this fucking girl so omar gets a text from charlie and he's like, hey, really interested in consulting in this project.
I'd love to continue helping. So now, uh, he's agreed to help raise some money for Omar's business.
Whatever that business may be, whatever it is. And then we find out that Georgia and Omar have like moved in together and they're like in this high rise and everything is great between them and then we go to specie and myra and brooks at dinner and uh she's saying that like they're talking about their relationships and brooks is saying that his relationship with kate is just like really healthy doesn't like it deserves it and she also feels like she's like no you do deserve it like this is the genuously happy i've ever seen you unlike that bitch georgia hello that's someone who's never had red robin okay so then we get to the good part so georgia and omar are in singapore and we see pictures of her like jumping into the water and she's like yeah we're planning like this christmas trip to singapore like general asia because like omar doesn't have to work one week out of the air so we did it.
And then we get to Brooks and Charlie and they're starting to gossip. Oh no, Brooks and Ava.
So Brooks goes, Georgia and Omar broke up. And they're like, oh my god, oh my god, what happened? So then we go back to Amir and Charlie and Amir's like, oh my god, they're broken up.
Heartbroken. Heartbroken.
Google him. Google him.
And then Amir is like, well, she did fat shame me on national television. So that bitch can rot in hell.
You're so ridiculous. The red Robin meal that will never be forgotten my god so um now georgia they're like oh my god did georgia post a tiktok about this oh my god no she didn't so we see the tiktok and georgia's like oh my god life is so funny one day you're living in a ten thousand dollar a month apartment you're with think you're going to marry.
You're sexualizing bowling balls for him. And then you get into one fight and he cuts you off financially.
And then it turns out that she's stranded in Singapore with like no way to get home. And Omar packed up all her shit and sent all her shit in boxes to Charlie's hallway.
And we see a stack of these boxes that he just has to take in homar was like you have to accept these boxes because i'm your boss now so enjoy what was this one disagreement jesus i would like to know yeah so boom charlie and george are now roommates dun dun dun and amira's like Amara's like, you know Omar's sketchy, right? Like, Google him. Google him.
Okay. And Charles's like, no.
He started a very legitimate company and I am contractually obligated to say that it's legitimate. She's like, oh yeah.
I love being messy. So now they have monologues about how New York they are.
And, like, it's important to have friends. And they do have friends because they're New Yorkers.
That's what New York is all about. Ariana's like, well, I don't know that I would necessarily say that I'm a New Yorker.
But I'm definitely on my way. And scene.
Just before we go, I looked up Hook because I didn't remember seeing him on the show. So you, this dork.
Let me show you. This is Ava and Hook.
God, I'm scared. I'm scared.
We've already been through so much in 2025. Look at this dorky kid.
This is so fucking funny. It's this scrawny little off-brand jeremy allen white no please with a really tall hat pulled all the way down to his eyebrows that's just funny douche no i'm sorry oh best buy hello um no no ava you can do so much better why is she wasting her pretty what she has so much of on this on this guy this is a no this big no for me i'm gonna give the hook star hook that's our wrestling fans are always interested in what's going on in their favorite stars lives recently aew star hook was spotted with a woman on social media what's aew all elite wrestling oh you know what's so funny? There was someone from this wrestling league that was on a flight of mine recently.
I knew this because he had a big t-shirt of himself. I was like, wow.
How do you know that someone's in an off-brand wrestling league? They have to advertise their face on their body just to get people to be like, oh, that's cool. Yeah, he's a wrestler.
He's a professional wrestler. He made his debut in 2021 and quickly gained attention for his calm, cold demeanor and his impressive in-ring ability.
Wow. Chris Jericho is part of All Elite Wrestling.
How the mighty have fallen. Oh, he's not a scrawny little kid, that's for sure.
I just looked up his, him and searched him wow no even okay now better way better pictures in google images so young i shouldn't even be saying that well hook it up i'm sorry then i take it all back i honestly i know no he's a douche look at look at that picture i'm saying i'm standing by it i don't care if he's a wrestler he'll still be a wrestler and a douche well yeah i mean i'm not saying he's not a douche i'm saying he's not scrawny because i said he's a scrawny he's a strong no but no no he's not no he's not scrawny they showed him like the photo of the two of them together and he was like jacked to like he was yeah like i'm so jacked so you like me oh yeah he's jacked so young they're so young to be hitting each other why are you hitting each other stop it be nice to each other hey can we have a sport that's just be kinding can we be kinding to each other i'm gonna kind you bro that's a great idea let's kind each other like i like your shirt gold medal all right everybody thanks for being with us this season of next gen nyc this was super fun i love this show i hope it has 20 000 more seasons yeah i think it will because it was the number one premiere of all time in the history of humankind so uh no it was great it was a great show super fun thanks everyone for being here and we'll catch you on the next episode of crappens Bye. Watch what crappens would like to thank its premium sponsors.

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