#2941 The Valley S2E15 Part Two: Mad Jax Fury Toad

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Speaker 1 Hi everyone, welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap.
If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes.

Speaker 1 But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode.

Speaker 1 So everybody's opening their gifts and they read their notes and they're all

Speaker 1 extreme. They're all like from people.
They're all fortune cookies. It's like this person doesn't even know you because Jax is, dear Jax, your strength and courage are truly inspiring.

Speaker 1 Nobody who's ever even been in a room with Jax would say that.

Speaker 1 Literally, like he has no strength. He has no courage.
He's not inspiring. He just has

Speaker 1 sweat.

Speaker 1 He has fluids. Dear Jax, you have fluids.
Yeah. Jasmine's is, I hope you find deep peace and joy.
Brittany's is, I hope you start your new beginning and find a true new love one day.

Speaker 1 I did with a new doormat on the artery room.

Speaker 1 Jason's is, may these crystals inspire confidence and attract success in every step you take.

Speaker 1 Janet's is, may they bring you love, calm, and a touch of magic as you embrace this beautiful new chapter with your baby. Who was just called a whore?

Speaker 1 and

Speaker 1 threatened to be murdered. So I'd just like to add that in there.
It's It's not part of this, but it should have been part of this card.

Speaker 1 It would have, it would have been nice if you had, um, wished me better aim on skee ball at David Buster. It's kind of my thing, kind of my thing, guys.
Skeeball.

Speaker 1 Mia's is take a moment to recharge. You deserve it.
Thank you. And I would like to say, protect your peace, everybody.
Protect your peace.

Speaker 1 Man Shaj. I hope these crystals empower and remind you of your incredible inner strength.
It's like, Danny, are you groping my crystal? Hey,

Speaker 1 hey,

Speaker 1 this is missing a comma, daddy.

Speaker 1 Hey, I just got kicked out of my crystal bar. Kristen's is like, sending your strength and help on your fertility journal.
Seriously, seriously?

Speaker 1 Like, oh my God, Jerry said that the word fertility made me triggered. Why would you write this on my crystal?

Speaker 1 And Zach's like, oh my God, the answers I seek are within me and all around me. Love your new balls.
Thank you, Crystal. Thank you, Crystal.
Bungie could learn something from this crystal.

Speaker 1 Thank you for giving me this extra smooth crystal. Jesse's is...
Does this crystal get Crystox?

Speaker 1 It got Crystalx. Oh my God, Benji, look.
It's not impressed with that either. Wow.

Speaker 1 I miss my ex-boyfriend's crystal.

Speaker 1 Jesse's is... May these crystals bring you serenity and ease your worries.
Affirmation. With every breath, I release the anxiety within and become more and more calm about his analytics.

Speaker 1 She wrote him a really long one

Speaker 1 and Brocks is like, oh, thanks, hon. That's the shit.
That's it. That's it.
Mom says, sorry about your Rubik's Cube. There you go.

Speaker 1 What a giver. What a giver.
Oh, I was just about to discover it. I had one more corner to turn.
Corner.

Speaker 1 So now it's the party, fun times party.

Speaker 1 Luke asks if Jax can do a shot because, you know, because Jack's doing shots and whatever. And then Jen Jason

Speaker 1 hasn't done a shot for an hour, guys. So Jax is really meeting it out, really metering those drinks out.

Speaker 1 The restraint he shows, he is an American hero. I'll just say you're literally timing your drinks.
You're in trouble. And also, I don't.

Speaker 1 Jax pulls Brittany for a chat. He's like, it's not about, it's not about drama.
It's not going to be drama. Don't worry.
It's not about drama. I'm like, it will be, but sure.

Speaker 1 So he's like, so I had the guys over at the house and I wanted Luke and Jason to see the the place and just see all the outlets i had that you know cruise could stick his finger into i think that's fun for a kid right or stairs to fall down and sharp edges knives i leave a whole bunch of knives on the floor i thought it'd be a fun place for him you know and they said yeah this would be great and they said why don't we get a universal camera so you can see cruise you know a little bit she's like well well

Speaker 1 when we get to that point that's a great idea but we're not there yet i just i don't want like the other cameras down like the other things you know what i'm talking about and he's like um because she's saying like i don't want you breaking into my cameras again.

Speaker 1 And he's like, no, no, I don't care what you do. I don't care what you do.
She goes, oh, really? You don't care what I do? Really?

Speaker 1 And then we see a scene of her like, I'm covering these cameras up because I'm standing up to JX. He got Brittany.
I got blocked. He got blocked by Brittany.
All right.

Speaker 1 And so he's like, yeah, you know, like, it just hurt. It hurt.
Cause like, you know, you did this divorce thing while I was in rehab, you know, like you never even gave me a shot. Your shot was done.

Speaker 1 Your shot was so done that you threw a table and bruised her and punched holes in the wall with your child there to the point where you were about to lose your job unless you went to fucking rehab, allegedly.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 it was already done, sir. You know what's worse than doing the divorce thing while you're in rehab is you doing the cheating thing while you're in a marriage.
How about that?

Speaker 1 So, but the domestic piece, of course, is worse. Brittany is like, well, I went in to interview the divorce lawyer and think about my options.

Speaker 1 And she basically is like, I was looking at it and she's like, I have to do it now because if I don't do it now, I'm not going to be able to do it. And he doesn't deserve to to have a second chance.

Speaker 1 The rehab is for him.

Speaker 1 It doesn't mean that he, like, it's, it's not like some tool to be like, and now you get me back. It's like, she said, go to rehab and work on yourself.

Speaker 1 And you rage texted the entire time, which meant that you were not working on yourself. You broke the deal.
She would have waited for you.

Speaker 1 She would, if you had shown genuine improvement, she probably would have, she probably would have stuck it out and taken you back, but you didn't. And you mess it up.

Speaker 1 And then he tries to be like, no, I only rage text. It's like, I only texted.
I only did it for like two weeks. She's like, because I blocked you for the third week.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because this guy, God, he's so crazy. Crazy.
He's so hard to watch. And he's just teetering on the edge.
He's just sitting there, clearly fucked up, sweating, you know, drinking.

Speaker 1 He's got like a full drink after he just took a shot after calling, you know, spending the rest of the episode attacking someone for being a drug addict or whatever he's going to do.

Speaker 1 He's just, he's the worst.

Speaker 1 And so she's like, well, and he's like, well, then like, if you want to divorce me, then why are you sending me like pictures of the flowers and what you're doing in the backyard?

Speaker 1 And she's like, I'm doing that because you said I couldn't take care of the house and I'm showing you that I can. Okay, stop.
Just stop. Don't do that.
You don't have to prove him.

Speaker 1 Stop looking for validation from some fucking loser man, Brittany. My God.
You don't have to prove anything to him. He's like, well, it's not about the house.
And by the way, the finances.

Speaker 1 So now Real Jax comes out. He tried to do like the, like, I'm wounded.
I tried to make myself better. Why don't you take me back? And now Real Jax comes out.

Speaker 1 He's like, and the finances, which, by the way, you're going to see over time, it's going to be real heavy. And you're real.
You didn't pay your taxes for years. You didn't pay your mortgage.

Speaker 1 Who are you doing with the lecture?

Speaker 1 And she's like, Yeah, but guess what? You are the reason why it became so expensive. And then she reminds us that he didn't pay for the mortgage.
They incurred all these penalties.

Speaker 1 And then on top of that, there was his tax debt for everything. And he's like, you need to realize what I've done, you know? And he's like, you know what?

Speaker 1 Everyone makes mistakes, which if you're going to do the everyone makes mistakes thing, then why are you being so harsh on Danny? Right.

Speaker 1 He's like, honestly, I thought I was literally doing the right thing by going into therapy and and like by getting my own place and and giving you guys a house she's like no that was the dumbest thing you could have done see that's the other thing he's like why didn't you wait till after i was out of rehab to divorce me but meanwhile he was in rehab and he arranged a whole new house and did all this other stuff so he's fine with doing things while he's in rehab she's just the only one who's not allowed to Yeah, and he's saying, oh, I got my own place.

Speaker 1 I gave you guys the house. You saddled her with your debt, you piece of shit.
And so she's like, no, that was the dumbest thing you ever did. So they fight about that.

Speaker 1 And she's like, you put us, you put me and your son in a really bad position. He's like, oh, you live in mansions.
You live in mansions. What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 And she's like, well, you know, I had to pay for all that stuff. Like, we're already in debt.
I had to pay for all that stuff.

Speaker 1 And you could have waited until I was ready, you know, because basically, if I remember correctly, she got the Airbnb, right? Because Jax was going to come back into the house. Jax wanted to.

Speaker 1 But then he chose not to.

Speaker 1 And then he chose not even to go back. And then he stayed there and didn't pay the mortgage.
So, she's been paying the mortgage on that place and this other place.

Speaker 1 Well, I guess he ended up paying the mortgage, but uh, well, no, because she said that she saddled with all that debt too.

Speaker 1 So, I'm not really sure what he's paid because he's claiming that he, he's caught up and he paid everything, but it doesn't sound like it.

Speaker 1 So, he tries to pull this card again. He's like, He's like, I mean, I'm not fully over all this.
Like, this is a decade in my life.

Speaker 1 I thought you were the girl I was going to spend the rest of my life with, you know? It's like, well, and whose fault that is it that it didn't work out?

Speaker 1 Okay, don't, don't make it seem like it was her fault for pulling pulling the like for doing something to protect yourself.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's like I went to the facility and I thought, like, maybe she wants to see, you know, like where I'm at when I get out.

Speaker 1 She goes, Yeah, but by the entire time you were in rehab, and this is when is the two weeks, like you, you were rage texting me. And he's like, That was just for two weeks.

Speaker 1 She goes, Yeah, because I blocked you on the third, you idiot.

Speaker 1 I didn't see my son, I didn't see my son, like you kept my son from me.

Speaker 1 Why is why does he think saying, But I only rage texted you for two weeks? Why is that like somehow a okay thing? Like it was only two weeks that I rage.

Speaker 1 Like what one rage text is bad enough, especially when you're in a rehab. It was like content for two weeks.

Speaker 1 It's like, hey, it was only, I only, only for half the time that I harass you and belittle you. Yeah, I just, I'm so fucking sick of this.
It's just like watching a psychotic abuser.

Speaker 1 over and over again and it's just too much i can't take it so basically the gist of the conversation is she sticks up for herself he keeps trying to change move the goalposts and change everything to blame her.

Speaker 1 And she's not having it. And so finally, he's like, fine, do what you get.
Then we're divorced then. Fine, do what you got to do.
Go, go. I don't even care.

Speaker 1 And she's like, so are you going to sign the papers? And he's like, I'm going to have a lawyer. Look at it.
She goes, you still haven't had a lawyer. And he goes, no.

Speaker 1 And she goes, why are you going to? He says, no, I'm going to wait up till the last day. She goes, why? And he's like, because I can't.
Why not? Why not? What a dick. So that's, but I don't know.

Speaker 1 That's who you're really dealing with there. Exactly.
He really shows himself. And, and I love Brittany's takeaway.
I like her epiphany that she had.

Speaker 1 She goes, you know, Jax went from being my very best friend to this person that I loathe. I mean, like, he makes me so angry.
I mean, his pores are greasy. His cheeks are greasy.

Speaker 1 His forehead's greasy. His veins popping out of his head.
And I just noticed everything. He's just greasy.

Speaker 1 Whenever I was, I was madly in love with this man. I have my blinders on.
Now I just see him like a... Greasy man child.
I love it. She just sees him as greasy because that's what we all see.

Speaker 1 We just see this shiny person. And I just love that now now she just she sees the grease and like that's just such a poetic wonderful epiphany to have the first greasy thing i don't like

Speaker 1 it's like i said i was like for a while i was seeing chick fajita now i just see calories oh i mean i used to be madly in love with him i had my bloinders on they were my bloinders but now it's just a greasy man child

Speaker 1 So now

Speaker 1 Zach's like, oh my God, you guys, I just peed next to Aaron and I think we're brothers.

Speaker 1 So Janet, Nia's at the bar and she's ordering, hi, Virgin Moscow, Muel.

Speaker 1 And Janet is like, how are you? She's like, good, you look beautiful. Thanks.

Speaker 1 So do you, which is, of course, girl code for, I fucking hate your guts, YouTube bitch, get out of my fucking face, you cut fitness.

Speaker 1 But it's said in their language, which is like, you look like Princess Jasmine today. You're really pretty.
That's such a mom who hasn't left a house in a long time.

Speaker 1 The first thing I thought was that you look like Princess Jasmine. You're talking to the whitest person on the planet.
What the fuck are you talking about?

Speaker 1 Why are you bringing up the princess from Aladdin? You're talking to the whitest lady on earth wearing like a Marshall's, you know, rayon flower dress. What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 You need to get some more references.

Speaker 1 She literally, Janet is like a laboo boo out of costume. Janet looks like a slice of monster cheese.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Does not look like Princess Jasmine.

Speaker 1 Like literally all that, Janet has like a ponytail. I was like, you look like Princess Jasmine.

Speaker 1 So Janet's like, I want to be Zen at this party. And I feel like I owe Nia some sort of conversation or apology because I know I've caused her some real pain.

Speaker 1 And like, she doesn't deserve the pain that has come with this whole situation of, you know, Daniel causing sexual assaults. So then Nia's like, well, there's been a lot of hurt and I'm still hurting.

Speaker 1 And I do think it's like more of a space and kind of a breather kind of thing, you know? And Mia's like, yeah, I just, it's not, I don't need space. I just don't want to talk to her.
I'm over it.

Speaker 1 I'm done. And Janice's like, well, I'm sorry you're hurting.

Speaker 1 And again, I just want to apologize that the words I used on the boat were

Speaker 1 true and harsh. Okay.

Speaker 1 Really sorry about that.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry that my words were harsh, just like Danielle's sexual assault. Okay.
Well, you really are. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Next time I'll go with serial rape and hopefully that's, that's a little bit better better for you. And she's like, it's just a technical term.
Just a technical term. Sorry,

Speaker 1 I'm technical. I saw Judge Judy recently, so I know

Speaker 1 I've now a lawyer.

Speaker 1 I truly feel like her actions are unforgivable. She's like, but you know what? Time heals all.

Speaker 1 So if space is what you think we need,

Speaker 1 just know that there's always a bowl full of mediocre casserole for you. Okay.
Somewhere in a tiny place with a low hood. Okay.

Speaker 1 Can't say I didn't try, America. Can't say I didn't try.

Speaker 1 I did my best. So the party continues.

Speaker 1 Jesse and asks Kristen to sage the demons out of him.

Speaker 1 And it's all fun. And then my favorite thing was Zach be like, everyone, I just want to say, watch out.
I've already put my suit into like two tunas.

Speaker 1 And we see, we see a flashback from like five minutes earlier where he's gesticulating so wildly. He like brings his hand down and he literally puts his arm across two separate tuna tartar canopes.

Speaker 1 He's like, oh my God, I have been assaulted by canopes. I'm furious right in front of Benji.
Benji's like, wow, what a shock. You're dirty.

Speaker 1 So then Luke checks in with Jesse and Jesse's still doing his, yeah, you know, man, I have my moments. I'm just so triggered.
I'm triggered, guys.

Speaker 1 Like, I've had, I'm trying to have growth and I'm trying to be growth, not show growth. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 Yeah, Rogan Fan92 taught me that. And you know, it's

Speaker 1 going to Hawaii with my wife, my, her boyfriend, the financial shit I'm going through. Like, what am I supposed to do? Now I'm single.
What if I lose it all? What if I lose it all?

Speaker 1 What if I lose lolliestates.com?

Speaker 1 I mean, that would just be terrible for all of the people in the Los Angeles area not to have a certified and reliable realtor to help them with all their their housing needs.

Speaker 1 So Jesse, just for people who are really falling for this bullshit, Jesse

Speaker 1 decided just not to work for a year.

Speaker 1 So he went through like a million and a half of their dollars, according to Michelle on the after show, million, over a million dollars, just spent it shopping, going on trips and shit like that, just because he didn't want to work.

Speaker 1 And then Michelle left. And so now he's left with no money because he's not doing anything.
Then he tried to take out a loan that she would be of like $300,000 that she would be liable for.

Speaker 1 And she put a stop to that and now he's crying like he can't understand where his life went wrong it went wrong when you stopped working and spent over a million dollars you dumbass what do you

Speaker 1 yeah go to work get a job vicky gumbleson is there with some advice for you get a job sell a house okay he's like i mean i'm just like so tired and the last thing i want to do is come here and like go to a zen party like i'm not zen look at me i am not fucking zen

Speaker 1 it's like okay he's like what if i lose the house What if I lose custody? I lose my friends and I'm isolated and alone. That's a shitty.
Okay, enough, sir. Just, you know, relax.

Speaker 1 We all know this is fake. Bravo for your, for your beautiful performance of a man who has a heart, but we all know you're a psychopath.
We're very familiar with the season finale gloss over by now.

Speaker 1 All of you, this whole cast, actually.

Speaker 1 Especially the men, because it's, well, the men and Janet are really, really laying it on hard this episode. So Luke is like, okay, well, bring Malibu and Isabella over to our house.

Speaker 1 You know, that's what everybody who's down and out really needs. Come to a little house, smells like dog.

Speaker 1 It's covered in two begging dogs.

Speaker 1 So you can tell that house has like Taco Bell wrappers all over the floor at all times.

Speaker 1 So yeah, come on over.

Speaker 1 You know, we got Jill, who's learned how to beg. Thanks to Kristen's dog.
Thanks a lot, honey. I mean, you know, whatever.
And Jesse's like, oh, I appreciate that.

Speaker 1 But like, I don't usually drive to the valley. So for all of Jesse's tears, whatever, like, what about Isabella? And someone's like, oh, come on over.
We'll, let me help us. We'll help you out.

Speaker 1 We'll, like, we'll do something that might make Isabella happier. He's like, no, I'm not going to do that because I don't want to drive to the valley.
Just go to the show. I mean, I joke about that.

Speaker 1 Like, oh, my God, going to the valley. But I think for your kid, you would do it.
Right. But I know he's being

Speaker 1 at the same time. He's also being real.

Speaker 1 Not really. He's just being like, oh, my God, guys, what if I'm poor? They're like, come to the valley.
Not that poor. Not that poor.

Speaker 1 he's like I already finished my woe is me monologue I don't actually have to act on it thank you very much yeah so he's like you guys can come to my house okay you know uh because I'm like of all the people I think who I want to watch Isabella for an hour it's you guys right wow what a difference a year makes huh yeah it's time for a commercial it's time for a crappin's commercial

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Speaker 1 more party stuff is happening and danny is having his seventh water with lemon um and so jax is like oh god look at danny is he drinking i'm tired of this bullshit games he's playing around here like oh i'm not drinking i'm not drinking bullshit own your

Speaker 1 like jax

Speaker 1 not not the one to to prosecute this right now and aaron's like well so you can't even do that and you actually had to go to rehab after an abusive episode.

Speaker 1 Danny is at least like trying to make the effort to look like he's not drinking. What are you doing? You can't even show up after rehab and not have a drink.

Speaker 1 I mean, for Christ's sake, you had one Coke Zero this whole season. You've got a full drink in your hand right now, you fucking Coke head.
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 And also, like, after you've just come out of rehab, don't you have any sort of like perspective?

Speaker 1 Like, if you truly believe that Danny has a problem and his sneaking drinks in tonight, don't you feel like after being in rehab, you would approach it with more grace and sympathy and empathy?

Speaker 1 Like, hey,

Speaker 1 you know, if something's going on, you can always, you can always talk to me about it, not like you're fucking drunk. Like

Speaker 1 this is someone who took zero, not only zero lessons, negative 50 lessons from whatever rehab he was in, which was a fake one. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So he's spinning out and he's like, that's this fucking guy, this fucking guy. I mean, look at, look at that, look at that guy fucking probably drunk over there.

Speaker 1 And Aaron's like, oh, I mean, he's the sweetest guy in the world when he's sober. And he's like, yeah, yeah.
Well, guess what? So was Jeffrey Dahmer. Okay.
And they're like,

Speaker 1 no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 He's like, okay, okay. Who's the other one? Who's the other one? Who's the other guy? Who's the other guy? Jeffrey Dahmer.
Ted Bundy. Ted Bundy.
It was Ted Bundy. And they're like,

Speaker 1 no, no.

Speaker 1 Brittany's like, oh my God. It's like comparing himself to Jeffrey Dahmer.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1 This is just classic Jax that whenever he loses something, in this case, an argument against Britney and he's angry, he has to destroy someone else, which is like, it's so, it's so bad.

Speaker 1 It's like, it's so, it just shows what a shitty person he is, that he's got to ruin someone else. So he's just worked himself up into a tizzy.

Speaker 1 And so, uh, then we go over to Jesse talking to him.

Speaker 1 It also shows how much of the other, how much that the other cast was carrying his storyline the whole season, if you think about it, because he's been absent this whole season.

Speaker 1 So he hasn't been there to like say my bar danny was kicked out of my bar which he's wanted to do all season and he had uh janet and jason there to hold his water the entire time Yeah.

Speaker 1 So now he's talking to Jess and he's like, yeah, you know what? I should probably go over and talk to Danny. I don't see a drink in his hand.

Speaker 1 Guy's playing it real cool with no drinks in his hand, trying to pretend like he's not drinking by not holding drinks and not drinking all night.

Speaker 1 Oh, so just because you're drinking water, not drinking alcohol, we're supposed to believe you're not, you're only drinking water and no alcohol tonight real smooth.

Speaker 1 I'm like, he's literally not drinking tonight. Like, what are you, what are you trying to like concoct here? And he's allowed to drink because he's not an alcoholic.

Speaker 1 Even if he is an alcoholic, he hasn't gotten to that point where he's been like, I'm an alcoholic. I have trouble.
It's not like he's fallen off some wagon.

Speaker 1 He's not drinking because he can't have a fucking drink around you people without you going crazy every single episode. Yeah.
And Jax, I mean, this is so, it's also, it's such sad deflection.

Speaker 1 Like, it's so sad because it's so obvious. Like, be more artful in your deflection.
Be more artful in like your very basic

Speaker 1 psychological motives to be like, oh,

Speaker 1 I see in Danny what I see in myself, and I'm angry at myself. So I'm going to take it out on Danny.
Right. So he's like, oh, man, he's so worried about his look.

Speaker 1 Next week, guaranteed he'll be fucked up again.

Speaker 1 So he's like, this is all a game from. It's all a show.
I mean, since when is Jax high and mighty about how anyone else drinks in this group? Yeah.

Speaker 1 So Jesse's like yeah i don't know if jax is really concerned with danny's drinking or he

Speaker 1 wants himself to look better basically he's like he has a chip on his shoulder and uh nobody knows about dark side danny uh but i don't get it you know yeah so

Speaker 1 he's a crab in a bucket he's a crab with crabs he's he's a crabby crab so uh jax goes up to danny and he's like hey what's up fellas what's going on because brock is there and brock's like oh i'm just chatting but i'm sensing that i might get a rebux cube throwing at at me right now, so I'm just going to excuse myself real quickly.

Speaker 1 Brock knows exactly what's coming. He skedaddles right away.

Speaker 1 So Jax is like, oh, whoa, whoa. Hey, Danny, Danny.
Hey.

Speaker 1 So look at you, Danny, Danny. What's going on, Danny? He's like, I'm doing all right, brother.
Been a crazy summer, shipping off some water over here. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I know you got a couple of get-togethers without me, but that's okay because I've got three under three at home I can spend some time with. I'd love to see old dad over there.

Speaker 1 That's fun, but I guess you did it obviously to get at me. So what's that about? What's that about? Yeah.
Why'd you do that? He's like, listen, I'm not saying that you're not a good father.

Speaker 1 I'm like, that wasn't even on the table.

Speaker 1 Jack just starts off with that. Like, it wasn't even discussed.

Speaker 1 His parenting skills were not even in conversation here. He's like, you're a great father, but, you know, you are a terrible drunk.
And Danny's like, what? Here, you don't even have a leg to stand on.

Speaker 1 He's like, what do you mean I don't have legs? I've got two legs right here. Now, you're going to say I don't have, I don't have two legs.
Wow, you must really be wasted.

Speaker 1 He literally doesn't know what he means. He's like, What do you, what do you, what is that? What is that? Two legs? What? He's like, Yeah, you don't have a leg to stand on.

Speaker 1 And he goes, I've never, I've done, well,

Speaker 1 whatever that means, I'm not a terrible drunk, okay? Like, because I have an anger issue, which leads me to drinking. So that's different.
So, oh, okay.

Speaker 1 Well, then you're, and you're imbibing your anger right now, sir. Like, your anger is on, you're attacking somebody in public angrily.
So

Speaker 1 I'm not a terrible drunk. I just get very drunk because I'm angry all the time.
And therefore, I'm an angry drunk. I'm like, that's a terrible drunk.
I'm going to tell you that right now. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And he's like, you're a terrible drunk. What are you talking about? He goes, you've been kicked out.
And he's like, well, you go on rages.

Speaker 1 He goes, yeah, well, you've been kicked out of my bar for touching girls inappropriately twice, twice, twice, twice. And he starts doing this, like repeating twice for some reason, which isn't true.

Speaker 1 It was once. And so now he's he's going to say twice because he thinks he's bringing something new to the table by saying twice.
And Danny's like, no, that was once and I dealt with that.

Speaker 1 And I dealt with it immediately. And that was a year ago.
And he's like, can I talk? Because Jax keeps going twice, twice, twice. And I was like, okay, so I can't talk now.

Speaker 1 And he goes, you can talk, but I'm still talking. So I'm glad to have my opinion.
I'm glad to have my opinion.

Speaker 1 Meanwhile, Jax, who's been drinking tonight, is Danny, who is sober, and Jax, who is drinking, and being a terrible drunk, is now accusing Danny of of being a terrible drunk.

Speaker 1 Swinging a drink around in his hand at the moment. Like, we see his full vodka soda in his hand at the moment.

Speaker 1 He's like, you walk around, you live in this fairy tale world where you think, oh, I got to make sure everybody thinks that we're perfect. We're protected.

Speaker 1 We somehow have two legs while everyone else has one leg. Well, we walk around that, oh, I'm not drunk.
Oh, wow, you're protected. And Danny's like, we're protected.

Speaker 1 It's like, yeah, like, we have to make sure we look perfect in front of everybody because we're so scared that, like, what people are going to find. It's okay.
Hey, Danny, it's okay to not be okay.

Speaker 1 And Danny's like, bro, like, I say that all the time. It's okay to not be okay.
Like,

Speaker 1 you think I don't know that? I've got it on my fridge. So, Nia's now standing at a table right by there, listening to this whole thing.

Speaker 1 And so, he starts aiming at Nia because he's not getting the reaction from Danny that he wants. He wanted a big fight for Danny to make an idiot out of himself.

Speaker 1 And Danny's just staying calm, like, you're the fucking idiot here. So, Jax is like, oh, Nia, Nia.

Speaker 1 So, first of all, I mean, I've called you multiple times to come pick him up at a bar, multiple times, multiple times, multiple times. Did you hear me? Multiple times.

Speaker 1 Consider multiple a leg and times is two. Multiple times.
I've got two legs. I'm saying.

Speaker 1 You got two legs. I will not stand for this gaslighting.
And Nia's like, um, but I, I almost hit you with a car when you were stumbling in the middle of the street. No, I wasn't stumbling.

Speaker 1 I was angry and the anger caused me to stumble because

Speaker 1 you have one leg. What? No, I was stumbling because I've got two legs.
Why don't people understand?

Speaker 1 He's like, Why are you making stuff up? Like, wait, you just think you're living in some fairy tale world where you're like, Well, Princess Jasmine's over there, but you know, otherwise.

Speaker 1 To be fair, yes, I do kind of think that, but that's okay. And he's like, What is this? What is this? Miss fucking America.
What are you going to do? Throw a table at her jacks.

Speaker 1 Are you going to really start a fucking public fight with a woman now? He's like coming at her, like he's going to go at her physically. So Kristen comes over and gets him between them.

Speaker 1 And she's like, Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm going to jump in now.
And he's like, Yeah, yeah, what are you in? A perfect world, Miss Miss 10 Langs. How's it feel? How's it feel?

Speaker 1 How's it feel like that lady?

Speaker 1 Like a caterpillar?

Speaker 1 Jack's like, oh, Miss America. Whoa, Miss.
And she goes, wrong pageant.

Speaker 1 Okay, all right, all right, Jax. Let's say, all right, all right, let's bring it up.
It's like, break it up, break it up, break it up, break it up, break it up. Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 And Jax is like, oh, well, let's make that up. Let's make

Speaker 1 me never said that. It's like, let me, let's make this very clear.
You're not fucking protected by anybody. It's like, oh, they know.
They know we were protected.

Speaker 1 They know.

Speaker 1 He's walking away from the season as a sexual assaulter alcoholic. I mean, I think he knows at this point, nobody on this cast is about to protect them.

Speaker 1 So Danny's like, we never said we were protected. And Chris's like, look at me, Jacks, Jacks, look at me.

Speaker 1 Look at me, Jacks. And he's like, you're like, guess what? Yeah, we're perfect.
And guess what, everybody? We're going to try and be perfect because we're, you know, we're not better than anybody.

Speaker 1 I was like, I literally called you to pick up your husband multiple times, multiple times, multiple times.

Speaker 1 All right. You know what? He has a mirror in front of his face.
He's talking about himself. Mirror, mirror on the wall.
What is this? Another fairy tale? I can't deal with this.

Speaker 1 I've got two legs and we're not in a fairy tale. What don't people understand? Danny's like, dude, you're a psychotic man.
You're a very psychotic man. He's like, psychotic? Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Would a psychotic man have two legs and have anger issues that turn into drinking issues? I don't think so.

Speaker 1 So gross. So they walk him out.
He's disgusting. And I love that this was Jax's last scene on the valley.
Bye, you fuck. Goodbye.

Speaker 1 I love that your last scene on the valley, you were greasy, drunk, disgusting, holding a drink in your hand, being a psychopath, right?

Speaker 1 Like three episodes after you claimed it was your show, just like the last time you got fired. Bye, loser.
Have fun in obscurity. Have fun in whatever bowling alley you end up fucking working at.

Speaker 1 Okay. And I say that as a fan of club alleys.
Goodbye. Club club.
Good. It's going to work here, club club.

Speaker 1 So, Danny,

Speaker 1 Danny's like, well, I guess now it's time for me to get a little messy. Cause guess what, everyone? He sleeps with his staff.

Speaker 1 And he's like, I've heard from numerous sources that Jackson slept with some of his staff allegedly and britney even knows about it i love wow i will put the i love this because you know that this is fucking true so good for him and where's good for him but also like

Speaker 1 yeah but also like is anyone surprised let's be honest so um they uh so brock is uh Brock's talking to Brittany. He's like, well, how long did it go on for?

Speaker 1 How did you do it for so long, Brittany? And she's like, I don't know. That's just who he is.
So Danny says that, like, I don't think anybody that owns your basement

Speaker 1 is Britney was always fine with this behavior with Jax when it was aimed at everybody else. And that's kind of my issue with Britney long term is this was always fine by Brittany.

Speaker 1 She was always making excuses for fucking Jax. And

Speaker 1 it's my same problem with Janet and Jason. You know, it's like, I'm never going to take anybody, I'm never going to truly take anybody serious that has supported this in any way.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 Nia and Danny are talking and Nia's like, Daniel, that was on camera. He's like, What? It's right behind you.
There's a camera. He's like, Yeah, I mean, we're on camera right now.
There's one there.

Speaker 1 There's one there. There's one there.
She's like, I know. It's like, there's your camera everywhere.
What are you trying to say? What are you talking about? She's like, Never mind.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you know, like what they say about her, like always trying to protect them and not look like idiots on camera is true, you know. But at some point, it's like, I'm going to stand up for myself.

Speaker 1 Like, sorry. Like, how long do I have to sit here and just get kicked? Sorry, but at some point, someone's going to have to say something, you know.

Speaker 1 So, Kristen goes to Jack's and basically gets him out of here, gets him out of there. And then, uh, Jasmine just keeps having little lines because she's like, Jasmine, let's face it, does nothing.

Speaker 1 She does nothing on this show. It's probably time for her to go.

Speaker 1 And Jasmine just they keep cutting to Jasmine during this episode, and she just says things like, Wow, there's just not enough crystals in the world to get this group through stuff.

Speaker 1 I go, Wow, glad Jasmine's here.

Speaker 1 Glad

Speaker 1 to paid a check for this one.

Speaker 1 So they start showing split screens of the Zen flowing out of this part. Like flowing out, meaning like disappearing at this party.

Speaker 1 So when she's like, there's not enough crystals to heal this group right now. So we see Danny and Nia bickering because he's like,

Speaker 1 I had to babyshit those kids for half an hour too. That was three kids I had to pay attention to.
That was hard. And then

Speaker 1 we see Michelle and Jesse. Now they're fighting out of nowhere.
I would have liked it if we had some context for this. She's like, to this day, you've never asked me about my mother.

Speaker 1 It's like, because it's not my place to ask. Is it your place? Because you have a daughter and her grandmother is dying.

Speaker 1 And then we see Sheena being like, I'm just like confused because like now I'm hearing that like you and Kristen are like saying that I brought Jenna around to her Michelle Zach.

Speaker 1 Like, why would you say that about me?

Speaker 1 And then we go, now everybody's talking and all the split screens at one time, fighting with each other. And then we go to Sheena and Zach again.
And Sheena's like, I'm not here to defend myself.

Speaker 1 And now you're throwing my name in the mud. And I don't really appreciate throwing my name in the mud.

Speaker 1 Eddie Sabrion heard of him have you ever heard of a guy from desperate housewives i totally dated him read my book is that now brocks cheated on me spoiler alert can we just clear up one thing my book is now available for download anywhere anywhere you get books or um

Speaker 1 nerds candy uh so kristen's like yes what do you want to say sheena do you think that are you saying that i brought jenna around to hurt michelle no Okay, well, you were supposed to say yes, and I was going to respond to that, but you said no.

Speaker 1 So I don't really know where to go from here. No, you and Jenna said at El Coyote that I was the one doing that.

Speaker 1 And that's the problem and zach's like um jana is not the problem here okay not at all not at all michelle do you want to get in here who do you think is the problem it's it's janet janet is the problem it's janet all along jet's like oh okay

Speaker 1 whatever i'm gonna grab my glass and i'm gonna drink out of it to show that i'm not the problem

Speaker 1 So then

Speaker 1 Kristen's like, okay, you just took her wine. Janet just walks away.
So I think Janet, I think Janet is saying, okay. And Zach is like, oh, yeah, well, I'm really mad.

Speaker 1 And he picks up a glass of wine and starts chugging. And they're like, oh, that was the wrong one.

Speaker 1 Whoops. Yeah, Janet didn't drink.
It was Zach.

Speaker 1 My mind just took it to a Janet place.

Speaker 1 Janet's trying to leave, but Zach has got, he's done that thing where he's got himself so worked up to fight that he's ready to scream and yell, but now there's no one to scream and yell at.

Speaker 1 So he just keeps doing it anyway. And he's like, Janet, one second, Janet, Janet.
And they're trying to get her back over, but he won't. So he's just losing his fucking mind.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so he's like, Kristen is not bringing Jenna around to do anything. It is Janet trying to actually propel this narrative.
And she's destroying people's lives.

Speaker 1 She tried to destroy me and my reputation. And then we see a flashback to Janet saying that Zach had demonic behavior at the beginning of the season.

Speaker 1 And she's trying to destroy Dunny and his reputation. And we see the sexual assault thing.
And she's trying to destroy Rubik's Cubes and their reputation.

Speaker 1 You see, like, a flashback, an animation of Sheena throwing a Rubik's Cube at Brock. somehow she was involved with that i don't know how but i just know she was the point is jenna is evils

Speaker 1 yeah so janet's telling jason like i'm not doing this like everybody's coming for me and i'm not doing it so then kristen kicks zach out because he's having a meltdown and she's like this isn't even your fight this is a jenna fight so go away so um

Speaker 1 Jenna's like, oh my God, how is everybody blaming me? I'm like the coolest person here, casseroles. Okay.

Speaker 1 Kristen invited Jenna to her housewarming party. Zach invited Jenna to Benji's party.
Okay. Well, then maybe let's not fuck people that Jenna has fucked on TV.

Speaker 1 Like maybe you all need to start dating outside of this thirsty group where every time you go somewhere, there's someone else you fucked. Okay.

Speaker 1 You guys can't get mad when you're dating somebody that already fucked somebody when you weren't involved. It's not like you cheated.
Jenna's allowed to fuck people. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So Zach is like, Brittany, like, what the fuck? If you literally ever have Jenna's back again, I am literally over this. Who? Janet.
What? Janet.

Speaker 1 what janet when janet i'm literally over here trying to have a serious conversation with her and she

Speaker 1 runs away okay like she doesn't want to actually hear what she's actually doing she doesn't even want to hear about my scroll docs okay she's so like jocks it's crazy are you under the same spell that you're under with jocks because they're the same person britney Zach is just misfiring all over the place and it's hilarious.

Speaker 1 He's just floundering because he has no one to fight with. So he's just going to fight anyway.
Because Brittany didn't even stick up for Janet. so he's just yelling at Brittany for no reason.

Speaker 1 She's like, What? Chicken wing, sushi bridge, chicken vaccinas. And he's like, No, she's gonna rip off your skin and wear it.
She's like, come on. Well, that would be actually kind of flattering.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, oh, hold on. Do you know? Do you know? She literally put two catapes of tuna chartar under my arm so I would stick them in it.
That was her Janet to dot. He's like, um, Zach, you stop, Zach.

Speaker 1 She really gotta calm down. So, meanwhile, Michelle is saying, Why don't you just start apologizing, Grisden, to Janet for calling her a whore and that you wanted to beat her up?

Speaker 1 And then you Gandalg, because that is not nice. And she's, oh, is that all I said? Well, I could have said a lot more than that.
That was pretty nice.

Speaker 1 Because, okay, then we are not going forward then. And so, Janet is now like, oh, really?

Speaker 1 And she said, if threatening to beat me up and calling me a whore is all she said, that was that was really nice of her. Really, really?

Speaker 1 Why don't you just pull my child up by the head right now and slit his throat? You just murdered my baby.

Speaker 1 And Sheena's like, Janet, Janet, calm down. You know what, Sheena? I've had enough.
Oh, by the way, could I just get like one more autograph? I just, I'm really trying to complete my wall.

Speaker 1 It's like, okay, sure.

Speaker 1 Kristen's like, okay, okay, listen. I'm sorry.
We used to be literal best friends and I say things, okay? Because you know me. I say colorful, shitty, fucking things when I'm mad.
I'm sure like, not

Speaker 1 excuse. I mean, I mean, if you took that seriously by any means, you know it's not true.
You're obviously not a whore. You're just a slut.

Speaker 1 And so Kristen's like, and Janet goes, oh, well, Jax goes. And she goes, don't compare me to Jax.
Don't compare me to Jax.

Speaker 1 I mean, well, just say sorry if you're acting. She goes, okay, you're not a whore.
She goes, okay, so do you feel bad for calling me a whore or saying you're going to beat my ass and calling me a fan?

Speaker 1 And she goes, if it upsets you, yes. And the show's like, no, if it upset her, yes, it upset her.
And Janet's like, of course it upset me.

Speaker 1 Do you want to be called a whore and sick that someone's going going to beat your ass do you want that oh for

Speaker 1 do you want to be told that you like you you said that danny is sexually assaulted i mean whatever so kristen's like it's like but we're different it doesn't bother me i don't mind being called a whore and saying that someone wants to beat my ass i think it's kind of funny jason's like well kristen it would bother you don't even say it would bother you's like no i've been you forget i was on made up on bruises i've dealt with a lot worse than this So we all know that if there's someone on this cast that Jason will stick up to, it's a woman or a gay man.

Speaker 1 So Jason steps up with his chest out and he's like, oh, yeah, well, if I called you a whore and said I was going to beat your ass, that would be a whole thing. That's insane.

Speaker 1 And Kristen's like, okay, well, what you did last summer fucked me, Janet. And that's why I told you.

Speaker 1 And Janet's like, you took my words and you twisted them, which is hilarious because that's all Janet does on this show. And so

Speaker 1 we see the whole flashback of how this all started, which was Janet at that table saying, oh, Kristen told Michelle that Janet, that I said Michelle was racist.

Speaker 1 Well, you did tell everybody that Michelle was a Republican, so they should be wary of her, Janet. That's how this all fucking started.

Speaker 1 And then you started twisting words around to make everybody else look bad so you would not fight with Michelle. That's, I'm so

Speaker 1 bad. And it was really Brittany who really started it because Brittany is the one who gossiped about it that got this whole ball rolling in the first place.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and we still haven't confronted Michelle about any of that original stuff that was said. She's never had to answer for any of that stuff.

Speaker 1 So then Kristen's like, well, then why are you licking my ass all summer trying to be my friend? She goes, licking your ass? And now she says I'm a whore who licks ass.

Speaker 1 She just murdered my baby with a licked ass.

Speaker 1 You asked me all summer. You said, I want to make up.
I want to be friends. This is how you feel, though.
Seriously, seriously? She's like, because I wanted peace with you.

Speaker 1 You know, I thought Kristen and I were friends and I thought she cared about my well-being, my low-hanging hood, my ball pit that I always have in the living room.

Speaker 1 And I learned very quickly two summers ago, she absolutely does not.

Speaker 1 So then Jason's like, well, you can't weaponize her trying to make things good with you, Kristen. And Kristen just smiles.
And Jasmine has decided to try and jump in at the last minute. So she's like,

Speaker 1 Jason, Jason, come over here, Jason. And he's like, you just relax, Jasmine.
And she's,

Speaker 1 Jason's like, don't weaponize stuff, Kristen. And Jasmine's like, Jason, let the girls talk.
Just let the girls talk, Jason. Like, come on, come on.

Speaker 1 And because Jason's like all puffed up, like coming after Kristen, which I find amusing because he's probably going to go call Jax right away, make sure that he's okay.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 1 100% he will so janet's like part of me wants to say i really regret giving her any effort and then the other half of me is like really happy i did because now i can walk away and i feel like i gave it my all so jason's like all right all right let's go okay whatever it's let's just stop just stop janet and janet's like stop it stop it and because jason's now saying well i guess guys can have have common sense whatever it's just ridiculous and janet's like it's not worth it jason let's go let's go

Speaker 1 while she is over there still trying to have a conversation she's trying to make a storyline for herself she's like but i just want to clear up hawaii

Speaker 1 So then now we're over to Zach. And now he's crying.
She's still trying to make this fight with Brittany happen. He's like, stop letting her win.
She's like, I don't even know what happened.

Speaker 1 Haven't told you about my new doormat.

Speaker 1 It's like, bye, bye, Janet. You're leaving.
Bye. Bye.
You know, you know, I still fuck, like, I'm still like, fuck you. Like, fuck you, whore.

Speaker 1 Fuck you. I'm so fucking done with him.
I'm done. Okay.
So Janet's like, oh, oh, bye. Did you say bye? I missed it.
Did you say bye? It's like, oh, yeah. Well, I didn't, I didn't say hi, actually.

Speaker 1 Actually, I'm sorry. Jason's like, oh, oh, by the way, Zach, I didn't say hi, actually.
So here comes Jason. Now this is when he's really puffed up because now he's like, oh, it's my annual,

Speaker 1 like, didn't, didn't,

Speaker 1 it was my annual puff my chest up against the gay. So he can't.
Well, Zach did just call his wife a whore, too. I mean, that's the thing with Zach.
It's like, Zach, we're rooting for you over here.

Speaker 1 Could you not call the women a whore? Like, what the fuck? Calm down, Cokie.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but I still think that, yes, Zach did do that, but Jason really does.

Speaker 1 The only one he truly, truly goes after on this show where he gets like that evil smile, that evil look on his face is Zach. He really does this.
This is the second year in a row he did it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but don't call my wife over, too. Like, what the fuck, stupid Zach.
Zach, don't do that. So Jason comes over, puffed up, and he's like, oh, really? Oh, really?

Speaker 1 You know,

Speaker 1 your eyes are going this way and that way, Zach. They're going this way and they're going that way.
Drunky, drunky.

Speaker 1 And Benji, you're a nice guy, but your boyfriend's eyes are going this way and that way.

Speaker 1 Good luck, Jason.

Speaker 1 This is why he needs to puff up his chest on more people because he really needs to work on his disses. It's so bad.
He's just so dockers.

Speaker 1 Like he's so dockers even down to the, he's a docker's disser. Like, it's so embarrassing.

Speaker 1 And I just love that Janet and Jason come on this show and all they do is walk around judging people for how much they're drinking. You're on a Vanderpump rules spin-off.

Speaker 1 And by the way, your wife just got into a fight two weeks ago at a fucking Mexican restaurant in early evening because she was too fucking wasted. So

Speaker 1 back it up. Dockers.
So they, they, they leave and Zach is like crying and Brittany's like, what? It's like that. Why are you doing that? Just chill.
And he's like, sometimes I need support too.

Speaker 1 She's like, of course. Like, no, you don't understand.
Like, sometimes, Brittany, I need your help.

Speaker 1 I got my sleeve and do not charge her. You don't understand.

Speaker 1 I spent my two months' rent on this suit just to ruin it right away she's like well i understand we can take it to track leaning he's like that's all i want all i want is support

Speaker 1 so then they're like calm down zach's like i will hit you

Speaker 1 zach

Speaker 1 not helping zach so then um jasmine's like yeah i mean okay brittany well here's the thing he just wants a support that you think that janet like you support him and not him like you support her and you don't support him and that's what you that's what he's saying so i'll support all you i'll support all y'all i'll support everybody i'll sport everybody i'll sport everybody but he's upset that he's upset that's what it is and zach's like you don't care you don't care what that picture's done you don't care

Speaker 1 yeah so they zach is just like i mean he has wasted too he's just like sobbing and brittany's like this summer has been hard because i can also feel like i'm in the middle of whatever i don't need to be i mean i've said this a million times janet has been a good friend to me until she's not a good friend to me i'm not gonna act like she's a bad friend to me so zach is like nobody understands my feelings like i'm not even best like not even my best friends like i literally have nobody who cares i got scrotox and benji is like zach i'm here and they hug that's really sweet he gives good advice call him right now

Speaker 1 let's call him he has a wrinkly wrinkly ball sack which i really like you'll survive that's just the way i'm surviving your unnaturally smooth balls So now people are still fighting, but then fireworks start.

Speaker 1 And Aaron's like, it's all about the journey. Cool.
So then

Speaker 1 they're also actually

Speaker 1 the fireworks are for them. And the fireworks are just from the Hollywood Bowl over this, over the hill.
They're like, oh my God, what a special night. They set up the fireworks for us.

Speaker 1 It's like, no, those aren't for you. But it's so does show to be like

Speaker 1 living in the valley. You can always walk out in the evening and just pretend that there's fireworks for you because they're every fucking night.
You know, it's like, yeah, this is for me.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Because I think we get the universal ones.
Does Universal have them? I hear them every night.

Speaker 1 They do a show. They do like a few like, yeah, they do something like that.
You know,

Speaker 1 so um, it's kind of winding down now, and we find out that Jasmine is planning a trip to propose to her girlfriend.

Speaker 1 And Jax is telling Jesse that he just wants Britney to grow and be happy, but he's just not there. Just take Jax off my TV.
I'm not gonna, I don't want to watch him.

Speaker 1 He's like, I don't see myself falling in love every game.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and then

Speaker 1 there, there is some truth. So Kristen is talking to Luke and she's like, karma's on my side.
Like, my karma this summer was this. And she holds up her ring.
She's like, my karma, chef's kiss.

Speaker 1 I love my karma. And then finally we see Zach

Speaker 1 drunk and he's like, where's the napkin? And she says, Jasmine going, here, just use my shirt. And that's like the end of the episode.
My God.

Speaker 1 Which is basically, that is the metaphor of this show, which is it's messy and they're just going to use whatever they can to kind of clean it up the best they can, but it'll never be truly clean.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Well, ain't that humanity.
All right. Well, we have the next three weeks of reunion festivals on the vow.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Thanks for being here, everyone, and we'll catch you on the next episode. Bye.
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Speaker 4 You're standing on the beach when you notice something strange. The horizon doesn't look right.
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