#2939 McBee Dynasty S02E04: Russian To Judgment

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Speaker 2 Well, hello, everybody, and welcome to Watch What Crappens? I'm Ronnie, and that's Ben. Hello, Ben.

Speaker 2 Hi, Ronnie. How are you? Good.
Welcome to McB Dynasty Day, Ben. Your favorite shows back on television this week.
How'd you feel about it?

Speaker 2 You know what? How did you feel about it? I love it. I think it's great.
I cracked up. I cracked up.
I love the great chicken drama of 2025. I'm in Macho versus Galena.
Galena coming in drunk to work.

Speaker 2 And that crazy laugh that she has. I love that psychopath.
Love her.

Speaker 2 Well, very exciting times.

Speaker 2 Just a heads up, we are doing Amazon Live. I don't know when you're hearing this, but if you hear it in time or

Speaker 2 if it already happened, well, go check out the replay.

Speaker 2 We are on amazon live our first ever foray into it we're gonna have so much fun with it can't wait to talk about all the fun recommendations we're gonna just we're you know it's us we're gonna be we're gonna believe

Speaker 2 we're gonna talk we're gonna

Speaker 2 get the kids say

Speaker 2 we will not be drunk like galena we will be sober

Speaker 2 i don't know it's at 5 30 p.m we can be drunk there's no vlogging happy hour

Speaker 2 Also, just a shout out to Chelsea Devontes, Glamorous Trash. I am on the latest episode talking about Sheena Shay's new autobiography called My Good Side.
So definitely go check out Glamorous Trash.

Speaker 2 Thank you, Chelsea, for having me on. I had such a fun time.
Lots of laughter. Good times.
All right, let's jump into some McBee Dynasty. Last we saw McBee Dynasty.
They're just children.

Speaker 2 They're just children.

Speaker 2 Taylor seemed to be riding off to greet her pastures back home and then she came to find out poor Steven had invited her his gender reveal. I mean, the whole deal is confusing to me at this point.

Speaker 2 I mean, you're putting smoke outside a helicopter, and one is pink and one is blue. We're gonna confuse the geese down below.
What about the cows?

Speaker 2 I mean, you're wound up hitting a combine into a combine if I know anything about hellmen.

Speaker 2 What if that baby comes out identifying as a tractor? What do you do then?

Speaker 2 What's the color for that?

Speaker 2 Previously, on McBee Dynasty, I learned how to make a flyer using Microsoft Red, and we got some good clip art out of it.

Speaker 2 And I made up a good pun that said, is it going to be a MCH, a Mick She, or a Mick Tractor? Saturn.

Speaker 2 Meanwhile, yours truly here rolled out the welcome wagon for the new Russian in town, Masha. And I ain't no weather girl, but I think there's a storm of brewing.

Speaker 2 Someone do my life like this. I just want Tessa to narrate my life.

Speaker 2 And there Ronnie goes getting out of bed at 12 p.m., even though his dog got him up at 6 a.m., breeding some trashy teenager, young adult bullshit before he ten bagels in a row. There he goes.

Speaker 2 Good luck, children.

Speaker 2 I think this show needs a lot more Tessa and a lot less Steven. That's going to be my note.

Speaker 2 Because Tessa is the most entertaining part of the whole. Well, I mean, you could, Galena's probably the most entertaining part, but Tessa's like the one that I enjoy.

Speaker 2 Like, Like, she's actually the only person who I like, my heart

Speaker 2 actually opens up a centimeter when I see her on screen. And everyone else, I'm just like, oh.
But, like, Tessa, give us more Tessa. Why do we only get her in these opening scenes here?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I think it was very smart to make Tessa the narrator of this after Steve Sr. left because she's she's keeping it together.

Speaker 2 Well, someone made a mess of the lodge, not to mention, but Han House or her.

Speaker 2 That's what I consider foul play.

Speaker 2 Someone can explain that to me. I don't really get that.

Speaker 2 Why would a chicken be playing baseball?

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 Allie, she's at a place called the Fine Stitch.

Speaker 2 She's trying on wedding dresses for her friends. We're all named like Hallie, Callie, and Bally.

Speaker 2 And then

Speaker 2 Stephen Jr.,

Speaker 2 he's everyone. Guess what? Harvest season's coming up.
So we're going to have a meeting. So y'all, guess what? We need to harvest.
Always be harvesting. ABC, always be harvesting.

Speaker 2 Stephen, there's no C in harvest. Oh, yeah, there is now because we're McBees and we put C's in everything that we want.
Okay. When we want to do it, let's do it.
We're $6 million in debt.

Speaker 2 It's a kickoff to the McHarvest, right?

Speaker 2 McHarvest, McBee Farm, Harvest Harve.

Speaker 2 He's like, yeah, and Harvest is our Super Bowl. Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 I'm sure the Super Bowl is your Super Bowl because y'all have Super Bowl. I mean, the gayest kids say things like that, right?

Speaker 2 Where we're like, oh, yeah, you know, the Beyoncé concert, that's our Super Bowl, because we're gay. You guys already have your Super Bowl.
It's called the fucking Super Bowl, Steve.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you have the Super Bowl. You have it.
Although I have the Super Bowl too, because I love football.

Speaker 2 So then

Speaker 2 Cala is at her condo and she's calling her mom to be like, I'm at the condo, ma'am. And then we go to a truck.
I mean,

Speaker 2 Least Shocking Words said, recapping this show. Is someone conceiving a baby?

Speaker 2 We're going to the truck, and it's Cole and Casey. And Masha calls, and Masha's like, Hello, Cole, how are you? And he's like, Dude, Casey and I just heading into town right now.
She's like, Oh, good.

Speaker 2 Well, I just got to ranch, and I really don't want to be here by myself. So, I don't know if you guys can meet me here, but I always hear that ranch goes well with cold cuts.

Speaker 2 And you are Cole, and I'm at the ranch, so I would really appreciate it. Please come by.
No, I'm not coming over there. You made your own bunny stew.
You fucking sit there and stew in it yourself.

Speaker 2 I'm not going to go over there and clean up your crap. Okay.
Have my dad do it, who you've been fucking cheating with. Okay.
Have that asshole come over and do it. I'm not doing that, Masha.

Speaker 2 But Cole's Lewis. So he's like, oh, we're just coming to town now.
So we can be there in five to ten. She's like, awesome.
Thank you so much, Cole. Goodbye.

Speaker 2 So he's nervous. He doesn't want to go over there.

Speaker 2 But they have to because he has to clean up all of his dad's bullshit because his dad has led him to believe that he could one day lead McHarvest Day at the McBee Dynasty.

Speaker 2 So Casey's like, I really wish Galena would move on from the Steve and

Speaker 2 Smashing situation because Cole and I are already the ones who have to deal with it and go over and clean up the mess.

Speaker 2 I'm like, okay, well, Casey's a real, she really comes alive on screen. I'll tell you that much.

Speaker 2 She really crackles that kid.

Speaker 2 But you know, I feel for Casey the most because I feel like at least everybody else ends up with a hot guy, you know, and Casey has to do all this shit and she's just with the dumb one, you know, Casey in the no sunshine bland,

Speaker 2 yeah.

Speaker 2 So then

Speaker 2 we could have flashed back to Stephen Jr. talking about the $7,000 of damage to Masha's car and asking Galena if she knew anything about it.
She's like, oh, no,

Speaker 2 no, I know nothing about that.

Speaker 2 So Casey's like, Casey asked the question that we're all thinking. She hasn't gotten fired yet, right?

Speaker 2 I was like, no. No, she's got your balls and a vice.
She runs the whole company. She's got, she's been helping this man probably with all of his shady business.
She's going to take you all down.

Speaker 2 I wouldn't fuck with her. Yeah.
So they get to the ranch and Cole's like, hey, how was your trip to, what was it called? Talump? It's like, Talump. Flip was great.

Speaker 2 And he's like, so it's your first time being back. And she's like, yes, I am so anxious.
Oh, can we look at birdie? Look at chickens.

Speaker 2 oh no oh no ginger missing ginger is my favorite chicken claws like oh where's ginger

Speaker 2 been here for five days masha okay ginger's your fucking favorite you're not fond of the chickens in this this quick a time there was never a chicken named ginger i'm gonna tell you that right now so you people are farmers you're selling animals to eat and to murder so i'm not gonna feel bad for your chicken running away i'm rooting for the chickens i mean if if anything galena set those things free like gave them a chance you know i saw chicken run masha

Speaker 2 yeah masha's like she's like oh ginger was friendliest chicken ever like they guarantee she was just like all the other chickens she was not a friendlier chicken i'm just i'm just gonna say that funny that's how steve senior described you

Speaker 2 So Casey's like, well, she probably stole him because the door was just wide open. Cole's like, yeah, anytime you leave a door open during dark, as soon as it gets dark, they're done for.

Speaker 2 Them chickens are done for. She's like, oh, this is like next level sick.
What's next? What is she going to sleep with the best friend's man and steal him away? God.

Speaker 2 It is, this is so sick and disturbing, leaving a door open for a fox to come in and eat a chicken the way it would happen in nature. Disgusting.

Speaker 2 I mean, those chickens should be eaten by humans, not by foxes. What sort of sick game is this? We're supposed to be allowed to murder the chickens.

Speaker 2 Most of it's like, I'm going to miss ginger. I couldn't wait to eat her.

Speaker 2 I like that the animal, honestly, the foxes sort of have the same feeling, like, just no one wants to deal with this family.

Speaker 2 Because to be, to be honest, there were still like nine or ten chickens left, including babies. Like, those predators were like, honestly, I really just don't fuck with those McBee chickens.

Speaker 2 I want something more like quality. I also like how stupid chickens are.
Like, the door is open. You see fucking ginger, Ronnie.

Speaker 2 Ginger knew what was up. No, but they also know.
Like, ginger went out there. Look, Ronnie, I didn't tell you.
I finally saw sinners, as I mentioned about five times last week week on the podcast.

Speaker 2 We all know what happens when you leave the barn.

Speaker 2 Don't leave the barn.

Speaker 2 Don't leave the barn.

Speaker 2 Ginger had the right instinct to be like freedom, but was it freedom comes at a price, though, Ginger? Maybe

Speaker 2 not that. What else is freedom, but nothing left to lose or whatever? Ginger, and Ginger does leave the barn.
Don't let Ginger back in the barn.

Speaker 2 That's another lesson I feel like you guys need to learn. Ginger's like,

Speaker 2 guys, I really messed up and I don't like it out there. So I'm going to come back into the coop.
Like, oh, welcome back, Ginger. It's like, so you guys are going to let me in or something? What?

Speaker 2 You're going to let me in? Ginger, you've been in this coop a million times.

Speaker 2 So you're going to let me in? Like, what's going on, guys?

Speaker 2 You're going to let me in.

Speaker 2 I can sing amazing guys.

Speaker 2 How sweet.

Speaker 2 Ginger, where'd you get that banjo?

Speaker 2 What? Singing my songs? Just want to sing with you guys. Just want to jam with you guys.

Speaker 2 We're not even

Speaker 2 musicians. Okay, I'll end it now.
No, sorry. I thought it was over.
It's never over. I should know that never end.

Speaker 2 So Cole's like, so there's some chickens missing. We don't know where they're at, but I don't got proof it's Galena.
But, you know, I've been in some toxic fights.

Speaker 2 I almost had an ex-girlfriend run me over with the car one time.

Speaker 2 Just want to say to that ex-girlfriend, you need to drive better. Okay.
Seriously, get better. You're going to start it.
Finish it.

Speaker 2 Can Galena start giving driving lessons? That would be nice.

Speaker 2 Like, how do you miss Cole? I'm sorry. That man is, you cannot tell me that man can get out of the way of a car.

Speaker 2 So, uh, then back in the chicken coop, Cole's like, so, uh, when's the last time you and her talk?

Speaker 2 I mean, it's been months. Well, have you ever thought about talking to her and just, you know, trying to figure it out, maybe get her to stop? She's like, what is there to figure? I cannot.

Speaker 2 Can you imagine this conversation? What, what should I say? Could you stop killing my chickens? Could you? Could you maybe stop killing ginger? It's a start.

Speaker 2 She's, it's, I think that's a fair way to start a conversation. Could you please stop killing my chickens? Also, I just bought that frying pan.
Could you not bash my boyfriend's hats in with it?

Speaker 2 Thanks. Yeah, I like that.
So he's like, okay, let's go and look at the damage.

Speaker 2 It's a frying pan and some cowboy hats. You guys, you guys are so wussy in this family.
I can't believe it. You're lucky that that's all Galena did.
I would have burned that fucking house down.

Speaker 2 Well, not maybe not me. In case anybody I've ever dated has their house burned down.
It wasn't me, but if I was Galena, I could have done that. Yeah, it could have been much worse.

Speaker 2 There was some issue with the dishwasher. I think she broke glass and put it in the dishwasher.
She put random things in the dishwasher. She put like doggy treats in the dishwasher.

Speaker 2 And they see a footprint. And Kate's like, oh, well, you know, Galena, she's always barefoot running around.
Always.

Speaker 2 I'm like, just a reminder that you're married to Cole, just so you know. No kidding.
You're dating a McBee. And she's like, yeah, she's like elf.

Speaker 2 This is so crazy. She put dog treats in dishwasher with bare feet all over ground.
Who does this? Little elf. That's who.
That is who. Kill elf.
I kill elf from now on.

Speaker 2 Galena is really a very lazy, jolted ex because this is like, it's like, oh, that don't do more. I'll put dog food in dishwasher and call it a day.
I'm like, really?

Speaker 2 Now the dogs think they don't get treat and they blame me for it. I can't even have dog as a friend no more because of her.
She is actually very smart.

Speaker 2 Galena is like, I'm not only going to ruin your relationship with a man, but dog as well, you bitch.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 So Cole's like, well, I know why she's mad. And Marsha's like, what is it? Well, I've said from the beginning, because she likes you and she likes my dad, lesbians.
They're crazy, right?

Speaker 2 I think she's a lesbian. This is why we shouldn't let gay people read.

Speaker 2 Don't say gay, otherwise they'll kill your frying pan.

Speaker 2 She's like, oh, this is just crazy. And he's like, no, that's why she's so crazy.
That's why. And Casey is like, I think the Cole's theory is right.

Speaker 2 Galena did really like Masha when she first started bringing her around. Oh, must mean she wanted to go diving into the

Speaker 2 lady pond. I mean, what the hell?

Speaker 2 I mean, they started to dress the same. They started to talk the same.
Have you seen you with your other cast members? You guys all wear the same thing for Marshalls. Okay.

Speaker 2 Have you been to a Russian restaurant?

Speaker 2 And by the way, they don't, they show like Masha and Galena on screen wearing totally different things. Like, look at them wearing the same things.

Speaker 2 Meanwhile, we just saw your sister-in-law, your sister and soon-to-be law, is shopping for wedding dresses. And there were like two, and they looked exactly the same.
So please be cute.

Speaker 2 So now we go back to the kitchen, and Masha's like, this makes me like so sad. And Kole's like, well, I'm sorry this happened.
It's crazy. Anyway, I got to go crash one tractor into another.

Speaker 2 See you, ladies.

Speaker 2 So now we go to Jesse and Allie's city house and

Speaker 2 Stephen Jr. pulls up and his mom, their mom is there.
They're having a big Chipotle lunch, the whole group. And they're all arriving and they're joking.
Mother Cole's going to be late, don't you?

Speaker 2 You know, they had a bad call. You know, it's always just so happy, me and my family being together.
I just love being around my family. I mean, Steve's gone.
I can be more involved in their life.

Speaker 2 That motherfucker finally had here stupid Steven being jail soon, mother trucker. I have a huge business.
It's huge now. You know, Stephen didn't think my business was going to be big.

Speaker 2 It's three times as big as it was when he had it. I mean, it was worth $5 then.
I can almost pay for a movie ticket with it now. Eat it, Steven.

Speaker 2 I was thinking, yeah, I thought we could maybe get away before the harvest and like all that, you know, before it all starts getting busy and such and coal starts crashing tractors into tractors and such.

Speaker 2 So like because once everything starts, we got the wedding and before you know it, the baby. So like, maybe we can go somewhere.

Speaker 2 Let's go somewhere like exotic and hot and beautiful and sunny and tropical. Like I was thinking the Ozarks.
Exactly.

Speaker 2 Basically, the Hawaii of our area.

Speaker 2 So they're like, yeah, I'd be all about going to the Ozarks.

Speaker 2 We ain't been down there in three to four years. We used to vacation there all the time before dad started fucking teenagers in Nashville for our vacations.
God, that was fun.

Speaker 2 The Ozarks are a special place for us because we used to go down there every summer. God, I used to feed the children fig Newtons while we look at signs of Wayne Newton.
Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 We would laugh and laugh and death.

Speaker 2 We go on the yacht. We go on boats.
And Stephen's like, yeah, we'd go on jet skis. Our getaway spot was going down to the lake of the Ozarks and having a good old time.

Speaker 2 All right, so should we invite on this trip, y'all? And Allie's like, I'm not going to be there because I can't get off work. And I live like an hour from the city.

Speaker 2 Oh, I live close to the city, but like I live an hour from here. And so if I like to take an hour every time I have to come out here, then I like can't go to the Ozarks anymore.
So sorry.

Speaker 2 I'm like a city girl. I'm a city girl I like getting maniquers and pedders I'm basically a Carrie Bradshaw okay I'm such a city girl I'm Carrie E-Haw okay and I'm not

Speaker 2 I'm not going anywhere

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Speaker 2 But it turns out she has a 5k that she's got to run, which is, you know, people with 5Ks always have a 5k to do when you want to make plans with them.

Speaker 2 Like, hey, I was thinking like in nine months from now, we should like, why don't we like go away for the weekend? Sorry, I got a 5K. It's like, always, always got a 5k.
I've never felt more hated.

Speaker 2 I mean, you know that somebody hates your ass when they're not going to come to something special because they'd rather run. I mean.

Speaker 2 And not even a marathon, just a 5K. It's a mile long.
I mean, that sounds long. It's long, man.
I don't think it's like marathon long. I think 5K is like relatively doable.

Speaker 2 That's why people do them so often. It's always a 5K happening.
Oh, okay. So that's like

Speaker 2 the WISP version is the 5k.

Speaker 2 How many miles is a 5k? Three miles. Yeah, that's that's like literally so much shorter because the marathon's like 26 miles and this is three miles.
26 miles. That's disgusting.

Speaker 2 Just fucking chop off your knees already. Just animal at your knees.

Speaker 2 The one thing that's worse. than someone saying they have to do a 5k is someone saying they're training for a triathlon.

Speaker 2 And the one thing that's worse than that is someone saying they've got a marathon. We all know.
We all know. I know there are marathon runners in the audience and and

Speaker 2 it's amazing to be able to do it.

Speaker 2 I can't do it. The problem is that when people are training for a marathon, they just don't stop talking about it.
It's like, it's everything.

Speaker 2 Getting married, having a baby, running a marathon, you know, becoming a vegan.

Speaker 2 And then the thing is, this, after they do a marathon, then they want to do another one like right away. They're like, oh, yeah, I actually just signed up for another marathon in a different city.

Speaker 2 Are you ever going to hang out again? No. Yeah.
Just because

Speaker 2 behind everybody's back like a normal person. Like we don't need you having secret reasons to get away to stop.

Speaker 2 So anyway, Allie is not going to this weekend because she has a 5K. And then Jesse is like, yeah, I bet it's something with her friends.
Silly woman, she has friends outside this family. She's like,

Speaker 2 it's true. I do have a race and I have friends.
City friends. So Steven Jr.
is like, well, that means it's boys' weekend for us. Am I right, guys? And they're like, what about Cala?

Speaker 2 And he goes, well, I'm going to ask Cala. Okay.

Speaker 2 So he always does that when it's a boys weekend he invites Cala and Jesse's likely you and Cal are just friends still are you broken up like what's going on with you two what what is it everybody's making fun of Jesse's new teeth on TV I don't mind Jesse's new teeth I like I think they're I think he's still real cute what's wrong with I never saw his old teeth so it doesn't nice it's new teeth

Speaker 2 yeah um nothing I don't remember there's nothing wrong with it you want new teeth all I have

Speaker 2 yeah all I have to all I have to say is I was i was surprised that they did not air for the 20 millionth time this episode stephen and cala in their car with him saying you are the most pessimistic person about my family i've ever met i have to hear that quote one more time i swear to god angry his eye he looks just like his dad except he's all muscular and younger but it's so fun watching this big hot muscle guy slowly turn into that sick bastard father and you see it and he has he flies off the rage over these he flies off on the rage over these stupid things well I don't think it's real the thing is that Steven is a terrible actor and he's just really bad at doing his lines and so he always does he he takes it to a 10 every time and you just it's like he's always like all right everyone we need to get a Starbucks order going because if we're going to be harvesting we need to be energized so where is that Starbucks order is it ready now I'm like

Speaker 2 you got to have some modulation in your soul well he's got so much like when he gets mad he does really get that angry angry look in his face i think i mean i don't i don't know i don't feel but you know i believe everything but i don't really feel like he's acting like remember when he got his meat truck and he's like look everybody i got a meat truck okay he's so happy he was i don't think that was acting do you i i feel like every scene where he gets angry he is acting yes i feel like he's i i feel like i see it it's like so obvious to me and i'm not someone who like looks under the hood and tries to find like i'm never trying to be like you're acting this is fake this is fake i like reality or is this reality i really like to believe the illusion, but he actually makes it hard for me to believe it because I think his acting is so bad.

Speaker 2 Like every time he, like, when he storms into the office, he's like, we have to talk. I'm like, oh, God, here he goes again.
The thing about his acting is that his back is so strong. So I forgive it.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 Stephen Jr. is going to bring Cala.
Oh, so he says that he just nods yes to the question, which was, are you guys just friends or are you broken up? And he nods yes.

Speaker 2 And Chrissy's like, oh, I see, you both agree with this. You're really broken up.
Cause if she's not your girlfriend, then why is she going to come?

Speaker 2 And he's like, oh, she wants to hang out with everybody. You know, who doesn't want to be around a bunch of hillbillies that they hate? I mean, come on.
It's natural. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah. She hates them all.
She wants to break up with this guy. So now she's going to hang out, of course, because she likes TV.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 So Christy is like, well, to be honest, you know, after that gender reveal party, I'm just a little, I mean, nobody gets along with Kayla. She hates everybody.

Speaker 2 Well, have you seen your all, have you seen this brood on TV?

Speaker 2 This is why I keep on saying, like, you just have to get, wait to hear the, wait, you haven't even started listening to the Bravo audience yet. If you think Cala hates you, listen.

Speaker 2 Have you seen what people are saying on social media? Do you see what the Bravo audience is like? Why is this show on Art Network?

Speaker 2 It's a fair question. So then Christy is like,

Speaker 2 I don't think it's a good idea for Cala to come.

Speaker 2 So she's like, you don't know. You didn't have the darts being shot at you the way I did.
And he's like, well, don't worry. There won't be any drama at all

Speaker 2 was calla mean to christy i don't remember that

Speaker 2 i don't remember i don't remember seeing that personally but calla was a little she was a little cold to christie last week And well, Calla is really bad at coming into the family and just acting like an asshole.

Speaker 2 Like she's not.

Speaker 2 Like when she was mad at the girls, I think she had a right to be mad that nobody texted her when her sister died and all that. But then she just walks into the house.

Speaker 2 She's like, I brought protein brownies.

Speaker 2 I mean, there's there's nothing like saying fuck you first well i guess the first one is saying i can't come to your thing because i have a marathon or a 5k but the second thing is to say protein brownies get the fuck out of here with that yeah there's nothing that's not anybody she just kind of comes in and looks at everybody like is anybody gonna talk to me she just sucks and the thing is that like she's probably right about a lot of stuff.

Speaker 2 Like, I mean, again, the stuff with her, with her sister is terrible and people were like, this family is like, they're just a terrible family.

Speaker 2 So like they were so obnoxious by not saying anything to her. So she has a right to be mad at them.

Speaker 2 But just her day-to-day, like how she interacts with everyone, it's just sort of a bratty and annoying. And I'm just like, oh, yeah.
I would not want her showing up on my vacation either.

Speaker 2 And honestly, I'd be mad at Steven. Like, why do you bring this like annoying person in? We already have enough annoying people

Speaker 2 in this vacation rental. We don't need to have Cala also.

Speaker 2 Yeah. So she's like, are you going to promise that there ain't going to be drama? And he's like, I cannot promise that.

Speaker 2 And Cole's like, you are going to fight all weekend. You're going to be getting dragged back to your room i just know it's gonna happen and chrissy's like

Speaker 2 these girls what they do to my boys

Speaker 2 yeah so

Speaker 2 boy mom i think yeah she really is don't you go out there letting one of those girls trick you into getting pregnant don't you do that stephen they'll do it boys will be boys and all right i mean look they're always getting along really well when they're supposed to be breaking up so then the breakup never really happens and we all notice it you think they'd notice that by now

Speaker 2 Um, so now, um, so they're basically like, Yeah, she's gonna come. So, now, guess what, everyone?

Speaker 2 This trip that they're gonna do before harvests.

Speaker 2 Well, I guess it will happen because it's but it's harvest now, so it's the first day of harvest. I'm like, well, I don't know how your first, your pre-harvest trip is gonna work.

Speaker 2 We're also gonna go right directly to a harvest scene, but that's fine.

Speaker 2 Caught new a little off there, guys. So, it's the first day of harvest.
All right, boys, it's game time. I want your game faces on.
I want your best foot forward. I want you to get ready.

Speaker 2 Let's take this fail.

Speaker 2 So Jesse's, they're going, they get their, they got on these combines. They start driving through town with these, you know, to get to the crops.

Speaker 2 And Jesse's like, yeah, it's like the first day of the harvest. It's like the opening game to the NFL season.
You get jacked up. You're hopped.
You've been waiting all year. There's Taylor.

Speaker 2 So we have cheering you won, being like, go harvest, go harvest.

Speaker 2 You know, some lady singing the national anthem, not hitting the notes right we all boo her stupid lady know our country songs okay I love rolling through town with our combine but probably not as much as Cole because Cole is sad and he hasn't had a triumph in 20 years so this is the best part of his year and then yeah apparently Cole was a star quarterback his high school days when he was a star quarterback oh my god how small is this town that that's your star quarterback

Speaker 2 so then Cole of course is like yeah rolling through Galatin on the combine I feel like a man driving those things.

Speaker 2 You're getting that big equipment and everyone's just looking at you and they're like, get out of your way, you know? And you just feel like, yeah, I'm that dude.

Speaker 2 I'm like, no, they're not thinking that. They're like, I have to get to CVS and I'm stuck behind a giant ass truck driven by a guy with a small penis who has triumphed in high school and peaked then.

Speaker 2 And now he's taking a victory lap. Well, I need to.

Speaker 2 get my prescription. That's what they're thinking.
They might not must not be passing us because we'd be like, thanks for the global warming, you fucking monster.

Speaker 2 Would you like to try transfer your ford f-150 on a private plane anywhere i mean jesus christ

Speaker 2 literally anyone who's been stuck behind a tractor never says wow look at that man there's a real man driving that i want to be him they're like get the out of the way pull over so those of us who use this road for the way

Speaker 2 the way it should be used with cars not farm vehicles need to get places yeah

Speaker 2 um so they're all excited to get to drive these big combines. My favorite sentence is, wow, I really love driving our combines down the street.

Speaker 2 It says so much about this show.

Speaker 2 So they're really excited. And they're so, you know, it's like, oh my God, we're going to do it.
We're going to do it. And we hear bang.

Speaker 2 And Cole's like, wait, did we hit something? And Jess is like, we broke something. He's like, God fucking damn it, dude.
Dude, are you kidding me? Oh, geez. Went first fucking day.
God damn it.

Speaker 2 Cole has crashed into another tractor and he's hurt the nipple. What do they call that thing on the top? We learned the word for it, the gate for the corn, the corn gate.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 It was like the dribble bucket. The dribble bucket.
Yeah, the dribble. Whatever it was called.
I don't think it was called the dribble bucket. It was called something.
It was

Speaker 2 dribble catcher. Something.

Speaker 2 Dribble something. You know what? I just learned that that thing is up there.
It's called.

Speaker 2 It's called a gender dribble, and you use it to put the powder for a gender reveal.

Speaker 2 One of those things. She was so excited over that.
I think Tessa was a little coked up or something on that one. She's like,

Speaker 2 Dream maker. She was real excited about that.
So Cole crashes into another tractor and he's, you know, horrified because it's Cole. You know, and it sucks being the one that always fucks up.

Speaker 2 That's me in my family.

Speaker 2 When I fuck something up, my family is like, okay, well, there's no shock. There's no shock there.

Speaker 2 But so it sucks being that person, but also, you know, maybe stop being the person that fucks up all the time. Cole, you fucking braggart.
You probably don't even know how to drive that.

Speaker 2 Obviously, you don't even know how to drive that thing. Sir.

Speaker 1 Sir.

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 2 So yeah, he crashed his tractor on the first day of harvest. No less, you dumb fuck.
Wow. Who's the man now, combine crasher?

Speaker 2 So Steven's like, He's like, I'm going to get into my SUV because I can't even watch this travesty happening. Because that's the classic Cole.
You know, he's always complaining.

Speaker 2 Let him have, take some power. Let me have some authority.
I love my brother. He's a hard worker, but this is exactly why he's not in charge of the farm.

Speaker 2 Also, our combines were part of the farm in the first place, so I don't even know why I drove through town. Why are the combines, by the way, why are the combines not at the fields?

Speaker 2 Why are they at a, why is the garage not where the fields are? Answer me that. I think they are in the field, right?

Speaker 2 Because he says, we've got two dead combines in the field and a bunch of corn to get cut. I know, but like, why, why do they have to drive them through town?

Speaker 2 Why don't they just have the combines at the fields? Because it's

Speaker 2 farming day, sir. It's McHarvest.
Okay. I don't know.
Have you been paying attention? do you have a calendar that specifies national holidays have you not heard i just didn't

Speaker 2 at all no so cole's like oh that's the last time we're bringing steven out on the first day because it's hard to keep working when you got someone in such a bad mood around you yeah cole because you fucking crashed the equipment dipshit if If you can't drive your combine because Steven is there, that is not, you cannot say it's that you felt the pressure of Steven.

Speaker 2 Sir, you are a bad combine driver. How do you rear-end another tractor, Cole? Why are we tailgating your tractors? I don't care

Speaker 2 three miles per hour also. Like, it's not, if you're going 60 miles per hour, I would maybe get it, but you're going three miles per hour.
Well, yeah, slow crashes are sadder, right?

Speaker 2 But he was going, I think, past it and hit the nipple thing on the arm on the roof of the other one, right? I think it was like lowered too far or something.

Speaker 2 He was probably showing off his, his, his dribble nipple or whatever in town. He's like, we're about to pass the express.
So

Speaker 2 i'm gonna really move around this nipple dribbler and then uh he hit it on the other tractor which broke it i think he was trying to brag i think he that was an extension of his penis in his mind and he was trying to show it off to the town he was basically flashing the town with the nipple dribbler and look what it got him into

Speaker 2 it got him into

Speaker 2 trouble Trouble. I'm going to find out what that fucking nipple dribbler is because it's driving me crazy.

Speaker 2 I'm trying to find it.

Speaker 2 I like Snipple Dribbler.

Speaker 2 Nipple Dribbler. Just keep it that.
Nipple Dribbler.

Speaker 2 Nipple Dribbler. Something's going on in my neighborhood.
There's a lot of notifications in my WhatsApp. Oh.

Speaker 2 Did someone crash a combine?

Speaker 2 They're probably.

Speaker 2 I've got a notification. A real man's driving through town on a combine, everyone.
Get to the sidewalk. Wave at him.

Speaker 2 Well, yesterday people were sending around pictures of a bobcat, and today there's, oh, there's someone trying to squat in one of the houses.

Speaker 2 Hi all, there's a guy. He walked into the driveway and plugged his phone into my power outlet, rang the doorbell and left after I told him to leave, but cursed as he walked away.
Keep an eye out.

Speaker 2 Is he around right now? I don't see him. Well, here's my address, you guys.
Go find him. She's showing pictures of her ring cam.

Speaker 2 And then this guy's just sitting outside her front door because there's a big problem of squatting around here. Okay.
People are just trying to move into your house when you're gone at work.

Speaker 2 I'm telling you, you want that? You're about to get hit with a nipple dribbler. You better get to someone else's lawn.
This makes it a lot more fun. This just in.

Speaker 2 This just in is not called a nipple dribbler. It's called a dribbled door.
Dribbled door. Not to confuse with dumbledore.
It's a dribbled door.

Speaker 2 There's a dribbled door. So the dribbled door is what happened.
Not the nipple door. But I like the marriage.
I like the

Speaker 2 place at basketball school.

Speaker 2 Yes. Dribble door.

Speaker 2 Okay. So now that was killing me.
That was killing me. I was like, I stepped away from the podcast for a second there because I was like, I need to get to the bottom.

Speaker 2 I'm glad you got it. And I'm glad you spelled it out and put it up on the screen for people to see it.
That was really.

Speaker 2 And now we're back. Yeah, now we're back.
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Look, Whitney Levin has left a group chat. Look great, by the way.

Speaker 2 Wrong. Wrong.

Speaker 2 It's a good time. Okay.

Speaker 2 Now we go to Chrissy and Jesse because Jesse has to get a suit because he's going to get married. Okay.
And they're at a store called State and Liberty.

Speaker 2 Because what else would it be called? You know, it's looking good. Yeah, when I think of high fashion,

Speaker 2 when I think of high fashion, you know what? I want to wear something for, I want to get something fashionable, something chic.

Speaker 2 I'm going to go to a place called State and Liberty.

Speaker 2 Hey, y'all, y'all need some shoes because I'm running right down to freedom and laces. Y'all need them thing.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 Jesse comes out of the fitting room. He's wearing kind of like a very light blazer

Speaker 2 with just a button down and light pants. And Christy is acting like he just stepped out of Tom Ford's like Atelier.
She's like, oh, Jesse,

Speaker 2 you look so handsome. I love it.
It is like

Speaker 2 the most casual look. And she's like blown away.
She's like, I just, I can't believe it.

Speaker 2 You don't even smell like cow dung today, honey. You're really making an effort.
And he's like, well,

Speaker 2 does it make sense for me to wear bow tie? Like, what does Ali think on that? He's like, I guess we got to call her.

Speaker 2 So they call Allie. And she's like, what? I'm busy.
I'm working. I'm like, I'm working.
I'm in the city. I'm like, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
There's a conked combine passing. Conked combine.

Speaker 2 Harvard Harvest Day. Who fucking cares? This is the city.
Get off the road.

Speaker 2 Hold on. I'm going to Neiman Marcus because I'm a city girl.
Hello. Could someone point me to the Neiman Marcus of Kansas City? No.
Sorry, I'm looking for something a little more fashionable.

Speaker 2 I'm going to be going to Amendment and filibuster. Thanks.

Speaker 2 Hold on, excuse me. I'm typing right now.
I couldn't help but wonder, was I at the corner of State and Liberty or is my Liberty part of the state? Does this make sense? I don't know. I'm a city girl.

Speaker 2 I can type whatever I want.

Speaker 2 Okay, honey, do you want him to wear a bow tie or a regular tie? And she's like, I mean, I don't care. What do you think, Jesse?

Speaker 2 And he's like, I want the bolo tie she goes oh we discussed this jesse we discussed it

Speaker 2 the i think i feel like i wanted someone to say did he know that we said bow tie and not bolo tie because i don't think bolo was on the table he likes enraging allie because like allie is hard to get a reaction out of so he's always just saying things to piss off allie like he's lying in bed like well how come you don't come over here though how come you want me to drive over there how come you won't come here and now he's just changing it to bolo tie because he knows it's going to piss her off

Speaker 2 He's like, What about this? I was kind of left. I think I'm taking a whole bunch of burnt hands and putting them on a kebab stick and then just hanging that from my neck.
Does that count as a tie?

Speaker 2 No, Jesse. I am a city girl.
And if you wear burnt hands as your tie, I will divorce you as soon as I marry you. Yeah.
He's like, well, Allie definitely was fancier than me.

Speaker 2 Like, you know, she wants to do things fancy, but I snuck some things in there. Like, we all get to wear cowboy hats.
Thank God.

Speaker 2 Wow. He's really going to be a great husband.
Forcing her to give up the city house and like the one day of the year where she gets to do something creative in her life.

Speaker 2 He's going to like push back and wear a cowboy hat. Cause God forbid he doesn't wear a cowboy hat.
It's like, sorry, sir. You wear a cowboy hat every single day of your life.

Speaker 2 Could you not wear it for one day? Actually,

Speaker 2 because you know, I love Jesse, like I'm in love with him. And so I had this dream one time that I married Jesse and we.

Speaker 2 you know, it was like five years in the future and Jesse just went like because I'm, I don't care about well don't care about my weight is hilarious thing to say on this podcast because i betch about it all the time but you know like i love to eat and i don't really work out or do any of that stuff and so he started taking my habits and he got real chubby and lost all of his hair and like he had a big bald spot and it wasn't bad or anything i was still cute but i woke up thinking god that's what i'm gonna do to a man i can't wait you know just like make them lose all of their um discipline and all of that stuff but it stayed in my that dream has stayed in my mind because a i was happy when i woke up and also because i think that's why he only wears cowboy hats.

Speaker 2 What if he's bald under there?

Speaker 2 He took his cowboy hat off. He did, when he took his cowboy hat off at some point in the episode, and it looked a little weird.
He wasn't balding. It just

Speaker 2 he looked like the cowboy hat actually, he looks really good in one. So, like,

Speaker 2 for all my complaints.

Speaker 2 For all my complaints, like, B and expect A to wear a cowboy hat.

Speaker 2 I'll allow a cowboy hat, but I don't like how he's acting like it's like also like, can you just try to make your future wife happy if she has a request can you like just try to honor it?

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Speaker 2 Now it's time to litigate one of their pressing issues. He's like, okay, ma, I'm going to tell you what happened.
I liked the gray suit and then she liked the beige suit.

Speaker 2 Then all of a sudden out of nowhere, she's like, actually, I like the gray suit more. Didn't say I was rotten or anything.
Just decided that she was the one that liked the gray suit first.

Speaker 2 I'm like, really? Are you really going to have a pissing match of this gray suit? She changed her mind. She literally said she changed her mind.
They're just like a couple of children.

Speaker 2 You know, they met when they were little babies, and that's still how they communicate. It's like, I wanted some toast.
Why didn't you give me some toast while you were in there?

Speaker 2 You can get your own toast. Oh, yeah.
Come here. Let's cuddle.
I don't know. It's like their love language is like childish bitching at each other or something.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 So now they got to figure out the suspenders. So Christy is like, well, what color would you like the suspenders?

Speaker 2 Jesse was calling it maroon or one of those strange liberal colors, but I think it was something else. And Jesse's like, he's like, well, is it not maroon? Is it not cinnamon?

Speaker 2 Cinnamon?

Speaker 2 You can get your

Speaker 2 cinnamon suspenders.

Speaker 2 Well, did they show them? Because I feel like they showed something that was kind of a purplish. I mean, at least he was close.
I don't know where cinnamon came from. That was, that was far.

Speaker 2 I'm not going to lie. I think at some point during the scene, my eyes transitioned to literally anything else in my room.

Speaker 2 I think I was maybe on my phone or looking at a pillow or a spider in the corner. I was no longer

Speaker 2 putting all my senses

Speaker 2 towards this scene. Oh, poor guy.

Speaker 2 So Chrissy's like, well, lately, Allie and Jesse have been snapping on each other a bit more, you know. And from my experience, married couples need to sleep in the same bed.

Speaker 2 From your experience, your husband is a piece of shit. So let's not bring any of your experience into this because your husband fucking sucks, man.

Speaker 2 Your husband went and started fucking one of your friends. Like he's an awful human being.
Now, that said, I think she's right. Like, if, do you think she's right? I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 2 Long-distance couples work. So her whole thing about

Speaker 2 sleep in the same bed. Cause if you're not together, it'll all go downhill from there.
These newfangled relationships, I don't get it. But I don't know.
It seems to make sense, but I'm not ever.

Speaker 2 I mean,

Speaker 2 it's like, look, different strokes for different folks, but

Speaker 2 I just don't understand why you build a whole city house and then you're like, well, we should. I don't want to, we shouldn't be apart.
Like, did you guys like test it out? I don't know.

Speaker 2 I didn't watch season one, but like, did you guys just test out what it'd be like? Why don't you like rent a place first and see what the long distance? No, it was the same conversation as season one.

Speaker 2 It's like, we're building a house. Well, where are we going to live? We're going to live in the city.
Well, I got to be at work, but I got to be in the city. That's their whole thing.
So I don't know.

Speaker 2 I don't know how this is going to work.

Speaker 2 You're geographically, what do you call it? Incompatible. Incompatible.
Yeah. I think Ellie needs to give.
I think Ellie needs to leave this man. I think that he's just like hot and he's wealthy.

Speaker 2 And I'm not saying that she's like shallow like that, but she's like, you know what? I hit the jackpot and I'm not sure I'm ready to give that up.

Speaker 2 But honestly, you probably will want to because he's going to lose both those things very soon. Well, I hope he gets super upset and calls me because, Jesse, I love you.
Love you. Okay.

Speaker 2 You can wear a bolo tie to bed if you want. I don't care.

Speaker 2 So there's more back and forth about this. So the bow tie gets back in the mix.

Speaker 2 So he's going to wear the bow tie. Cinnamon suspenders are a go.
The jacket, yes, but will there be jackets for the groomsmen?

Speaker 2 No jacket for the groomsmen, right?

Speaker 2 And she goes, well he says no jacket for the groomsmen she goes okay he goes oh i was asking but okay she goes oh no that's fine sweet the tension is through the it's through the roof yeah i like when alley goes yeah if jesse had his way we'd probably gotten married out back in the red barn on the farm but i vetoed that

Speaker 2 honey your wedding hasn't happened yet Yeah, it hasn't happened yet. Be careful.
It's going to happen. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 But she made it sound like, God, that idiot would probably want to get married in the barn. And he actually did.

Speaker 2 But I vetoed it.

Speaker 2 But also at the same time, like, you know who you're marrying to. Like, these guys are obsessed with the farm.
And you're like, if he had his way, he'd probably have a wedding at the farm.

Speaker 2 I mean, he loves that farm. You married a farmer.
You're going to marry a farmer. At some point, you also have to acknowledge like what you're getting yourself into.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Do you think they really work at this farm? Because no one seems competent.

Speaker 2 They don't see, I don't know if they really work there or if this is just for TV, but they all seem to be like, look at us. We're at a car wash now.

Speaker 2 They're looking around, waving at people, and they're like, this whole town hates us. Yeah, because you guys are fake, you know? Jesse's really works at like the Scripps Institute in San Diego.

Speaker 2 He's like, I have no idea what I'm doing here in the Kansas City.

Speaker 2 So they talk about living in the city versus living in the country. And he's like, yeah, you know, I mean, she'll be gone after she gets done with work.
And then she goes to CrossFit.

Speaker 2 And then she gets her nails done. Then she gets home at eight, but yells at me if I'm at the farm.

Speaker 2 You know what those city folk, you know how they act. Classic Allie.
So we see a week ago with Jesse and Allie, you know, having that conversation about living in separate houses.

Speaker 2 And Jesse's like, you know, when I work late at the farm, I just don't feel like driving all the way back to the big city. And she's like, no, I understand.

Speaker 2 And obviously, she doesn't feel like driving up here. Like, there is a world in which maybe you guys get a house that's like maybe in between.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it should suck for you.

Speaker 2 Listen, marriage should suck for you both. So you should both be miserable.
It's marriage. Okay.
Get a place halfway. So Stephen, then we go to Stephen Jr.

Speaker 2 at the office and Galena comes in and he's like, hold on, hold on. Cole's FaceTime and me.
Now, this may be good news. Hello, Cole.
Please, for the love of God, tell me the combine's cutting.

Speaker 2 Well, I just stuck my wiener in the combine. My wiener is hurting.
Lost a nut.

Speaker 2 But at least I lost a nut while everyone in the town was looking at me and saying that I was a man.

Speaker 2 And they're like, hey, there's that star quarterback of the football team that had three people on it. There he is.
And I was like, it's me, everyone. But yeah, we got, yeah, it's all it's harvesting.

Speaker 2 It's harvesting.

Speaker 2 It's saying that it's cutting. It's cutting my wiener.
It is cutting my wiener. It hurts.
Don't ever try to have a dribble contest with the dribble door.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah. I just love seeing a cut lane.
Okay. All right.
We'll see you guys. All right.
I'm going to hang up because I have a script here that I memorized and I have to act it out in front of Galena.

Speaker 2 Okay. Hey.

Speaker 2 Speaking of which, do you have the loan amount that I need to pay for the Bank of Springfield Galena? I do. I do.
Yes.

Speaker 2 Yes, I do. Okay.

Speaker 2 Can you give that to me? Because I'll get that check cut like the combine is cutting the corn.

Speaker 2 Yes. I'm going gonna uh yes i texted uh georgina through text message and i'm just gonna get more information on that from georgina

Speaker 2 did you say georgina yeah georgina

Speaker 2 ginger oh ginger ginger the missing chicken

Speaker 2 ginger i text ginger she said back buck i i'm in the stomach of fox i'm in stomach of fox so well you need to get that that check cut because that chicken said she's not going to wait a day longer at the Bank of Springfield.

Speaker 2 Well, I have another one with them on September 10th. I have a meeting with Fox.
I'm going to offer many chicken for loan.

Speaker 2 Wait a second.

Speaker 2 Tomorrow is September 10th. Is it tomorrow, September 10th? Hee, hee, hee hee, hee, hee, hee.

Speaker 2 Hmm.

Speaker 2 How's everything going in your world?

Speaker 2 Listen, normal. I just want to do business.
Just business here, sir. Listen, I am the leader of this company, and it's fucking weird you not texting our number one chicken at the bank.

Speaker 2 I love that there's two gingers in the show. One's a chicken and one's a bank lady.
I know.

Speaker 2 I didn't even connect the dots until we got to the scene, and I just started laughing.

Speaker 2 Chicken fled the coop and became a banker. Like, chicken now has like a little business suit

Speaker 2 Ginger chicken wants money back.

Speaker 2 Oh, I'm a bad guy because I gave chicken a career. Oh, suddenly, I'm so bad.

Speaker 2 Ginger stole my man.

Speaker 2 So she's like, don't even worry about the boss. And Steven's like, it seems like she's drunk.
So then she's just doing that creepy laugh. Or she's like, oh, listen to that.
Already September 10th.

Speaker 2 He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he. Only a drunk person doesn't know that September 10th is tomorrow.

Speaker 2 So now Stephen is in the farmer with some of the, he's in the garage with the farmers. And he's like, so I just talked with Galena in my office.
I'm 95% sure she is shit-faced.

Speaker 2 And Cole's like, what do you mean shit-faced? Like hammered drunk on a Monday at 11.30 in the morning, Cole. What do you think? Shit-faced?

Speaker 2 Like that time you got put in jail for being drunk at a bar and mom had to come get you out and she got you out on account that you had a penis well not anymore that thing got kind of clear cut by the dribble door

Speaker 2 you know drunk like the time you climbed into that combine and crashed it into the front the front window of state and liberty

Speaker 2 well forgive me for saying hello why you got to be so commanding

Speaker 2 new she's acting drunk knowing what she acts i know what she acts like when she's drunk because when she's sober she knows exactly what centepa tentanth is and she knows who ginger is and I think she is shit-faced as of this minute.

Speaker 2 And I hate, guys, I want to find out if that's the fact or if I'm just completely off.

Speaker 2 So it sounds like our group of men folk are going to have to go back into that office and see what we can discover. So he does.
He goes to talk to Galena. She's like, What up?

Speaker 2 And he's like, Well, I don't know how to address this because there's an elephant in the room. Where? Where's elephant? Does Masha own? Because I will kill to show me elephant.
I'm not

Speaker 2 Dr.

Speaker 2 Elephant, you understand?

Speaker 2 Okay. No, it's a pink elephant.
Are you drunk right now? Galena, have you been drinking?

Speaker 2 So then we see a flashback. Stephen asked Jessine Cole to go check the office for alcohol.
So then we cut back to Galena. She's like,

Speaker 2 no.

Speaker 2 And Galena has...

Speaker 2 Well, she's like, no, no, I have not. But then Stephen's like, well, then why was there a cold bottle of wine in your trash?

Speaker 2 Because, of course, if you were drinking on the job, you're going to bring a bottle of chilled wine into your office, drink it, leave it in the trash. And you'll also have a little bottle of like

Speaker 2 Nantucket nectars or whatever with like orange juice and vodka in it that you're going to leave half full in the trash too. You won't pour it down any drain.

Speaker 2 So like Alina takes care of herself, though. You know, that's the way to be an alcoholic at work.
Like she's not, she's not just drinking like little airline bottles out of her backpack.

Speaker 2 You know, she's like fully, she's got like a little chiller under her desk.

Speaker 2 She's like, oh, she's doing it right. She's like, they're like, wait a minute.
I found a martini class with a little paper umbrella in it. She's like living a bathroom.
Like, wait a minute.

Speaker 2 There was a piña colada machine in Galena's office.

Speaker 2 When I was in, when I was in eighth grade,

Speaker 2 I took like a little playwriting class or something and I wrote a play. And like, as part of the play, someone was like really upset about something.
And they're like, I'm good.

Speaker 2 And they were talking about it. Like, yeah, I was so upset, upset.
I went out last night and I got drunk. Like, how much, what did you drink? I had 25 shots of vodka.
And the teacher was like,

Speaker 2 that's

Speaker 2 a lot. And that's what this scene reminds me of.
Like, oh, I am upset. I have glass of, I have a bottle of wine in my trash because I am so upset and drinking on job.

Speaker 2 Guys, Galena had all the ingredients for an espresso martini plus three espresso beans in her trash can.

Speaker 2 She honored the tradition, okay, which is more than we can say for the espresso martinis at Pinky's Lounge in Las Vegas.

Speaker 2 Guys, there was a

Speaker 2 smoker. There was a drink smoker in Galena's trash can.
She was smoking up something called Buzzbuds.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 guys, she's she's been drinking on the job. I found a full scorpion bowl and the center was still on fire with 151 rum.

Speaker 2 There was a beer bong in Galena's trash can.

Speaker 2 Jesus.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 I think she's been drinking. Gosh, I looked at Galena's trash can.
There was a champagne fountain in there. A full champagne fountain.

Speaker 2 Well, I looked.

Speaker 2 Yep, there was an oslouge. It was in the shape of the peacock logo.

Speaker 2 It was the oslouge that we were supposed to have at mccarvest

Speaker 2 so he's like have you been drinking do not lie to me do not lie to me galena she's like this is crazy you stop it let me get up from chair whoa

Speaker 2 whoa galina got up from chair that was hard

Speaker 2 he's like you are not going to drive right now she goes no i'm not driving i'm done i'm done with all of this i'm done with all of this i'm going to blend something up pina or bloody

Speaker 2 you prefer prefer

Speaker 2 don't worry i am not going to drive no seriously cole ran over my car with combine earlier this morning so

Speaker 2 we call it the uh the karma combine

Speaker 2 and he's like listen i love you and i care about you galena and i want to help but that is not okay that is not only dad can be drunk at work okay it's like oh nothing is okay none of it is okay you think it's okay the fact is spoiling my friend do you know how i feel after all of that it's It's like a piece of thing, a piece of thing, a piece of garbage.

Speaker 2 Nobody even knows remotely what I went through. You guys don't know what your dad told me.

Speaker 2 And, you know, look, you shouldn't be getting drunk at work and messing up and stuff, but these guys are really just letting their dads off with everything. Their dad totally screwed this chick over.

Speaker 2 Was their dad honest? Yes. I'm going to date other people, but he still led this chick on.
And they're just like, what? Why isn't she acting just normal two days after work?

Speaker 2 You guys are lucky that this is all she's doing. I'm saying it again.
Well, but if she were on below deck, we'd be like, shut the fuck up and do your job also. Let's be honest.

Speaker 2 Well, this isn't below deck. This is McBee, where you know Cole's drunk at work, if he's ever even really there, or stoned, or something.
And that dad is such a mess, he's about to go to prison.

Speaker 2 And you know, his ass was drunk all the time at work.

Speaker 2 Yeah. It's not below deck.
It's blow corn. So Kalina is like, you know, I thought we were going to be, you know, spending rest of lives together, watching chickens not get murdered.
I want to do that.

Speaker 2 All we wanted was to stay together and watch Ginger grow up to have a good life.

Speaker 2 We were so happy we got Ginger into chicken MBA programs. And now look to see what happened.

Speaker 2 She go to Chicken Morton.

Speaker 2 But so then Stephen Jr. is like, look, I love my dad as dad, but as a husband and as a boyfriend, wait,

Speaker 2 your dad is your husband? no

Speaker 2 wait your boyfriend's dad

Speaker 2 so you you were cheating on him with you were cheating on him for me too what what sort of up incestuous family is this gay incestuous no no no no stop that oh by the way you just said gay we're not supposed to say gay we promised promised the mayor right

Speaker 2 we said mayor we will fix your mansion from cole's combine accent as long as as long as we never say gay um actually i guess the the mayor said that to us so this is his amo okay and i'm not just saying that because we're in missouri so stephen's like i came to this conversation pissed off but as i'm looking at her and i'm seeing her pain in her eyes i understand that she is a human being and that i am pissed off at a human being not just a chicken and she's been through a lot the last few months and i know a good person i know what a good person she is and how productive and how valuable she is to our companies plus she knows all where the buries where the bodies are buried and the fbi are coming so yeah i'm just gonna be nice her now also i looked into her eyes and I'm terrified now.

Speaker 2 Those are some scary, scary demon eyes. She's just looking back at him like, he, he, he, he.
And he's like, okay, well, this is going to fucking change. This is not okay.
All right.

Speaker 2 Now, let me tell you, I should run every AA meeting because people come in there and I'm going to just tell them right to their face, you better stop this. You better stop it right now.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's what he does. Stop it.
He's like, look, the alcohol is not going to help. It's just a band-aid on a fucking bullet hole.

Speaker 2 I'm surprised Tessa did not pop her head and say, now, just for the record, I have patched up many a bullet hole with a band-aid.

Speaker 2 So why don't you think about that a little bit more before you say those sort of things? Where do these things even come from?

Speaker 2 So then we go over to Cole and Steve and talking about the fields. They've harvested 10 and there's 83 to go.
Don't, don't, don't. So they're talking about that.
And then

Speaker 2 they talk about the house getting fucked up by Galena. And he's like, speaking to Masha and Galena, what the hell are we going to do with them?

Speaker 2 And Cole's like, well, I think Masha's made it pretty clear.

Speaker 2 She's not to go anywhere near dad and her aren't breaking up. So we want them to be friends.
I mean, what's the end goal here?

Speaker 2 And he's like, well, I guess we just need to make sure they're not threatening to hire hitmen for each other's chickens.

Speaker 2 Okay, well, that's a good start.

Speaker 2 Jesse's like, hey, it really gets really come to this point, hasn't it? We can't tell if they won't show up, you know?

Speaker 2 So they're like cole's like yeah but my my masha's gonna be so mad at us if we don't tell her so well that's your girl that's your problem all right you know i never thought i'd be trying to break up a fight between two wild rushing women especially 40 year olds that are my dad's girlfriends but kalina's got to look at what she's done and make changes huh You just broke a tractor, Cole.

Speaker 2 Let's not talk about everybody thinking about what they've done right now. Okay, sir.
So

Speaker 2 they're going to get these two together, these crazy kids together. And speaking of crazy kids, who's this new lady with a new haircut? New haircut? Who this?

Speaker 2 It's Brooke. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Hey, is that Alanis Morrisett with a Bob? No, it's Brooke. It's Brooke.
So she meets up with Steven and he's like, whoa, whoa, sorry.

Speaker 2 Sorry about the other night, first of all, at that concert or whatever, because when we got in the elevator, I didn't say hello, but I didn't recognize it was you.

Speaker 2 I mean, who is this lady with new hair? I mean, I love the new hair, by by the way. It's like, oh, it's okay.
You know, I mean, it is over between me and your dad.

Speaker 2 I've been happier than I've ever been. You know, a happy person when they get their hair into a pop.
And that's just what I've done. That is just what I've done.
I got my hair cut down over at

Speaker 2 Objection

Speaker 2 and Law. And

Speaker 2 I decided that I could do better. They do great work.

Speaker 2 Oh, that's funny because I got my hair done.

Speaker 2 I got my hair hair done at Fantastic Uncle Sam's.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 double text. I got double text on that one.
But like, you know what? You know what will be fun for the viewing audience?

Speaker 2 Another scene with someone who has a relationship with my father, but not that scene with my father. Okay.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 like, I mean, how many, like, I get that Steven Sr. is not on the show, and that's fine.
And I get that we have to wrap up some loose ends from last season for the people who watched the season one.

Speaker 2 But like, there's so much talk about the dad and his relationships and what's going on. You have so many surrogates for the dad.

Speaker 2 I'm like, I think it's time to start moving on from the dad at this point because

Speaker 2 they already wrapped up Brooke last season. They broke up last season.
This is nothing new.

Speaker 2 Like she, he broke up with her and she's like, well, I'm sorry that you have to deal with someone like Galena. I'm real sorry for that.
Good luck to you. Good luck.
So Stephen's wax waxing up.

Speaker 2 I don't know why we need to see Brooke. Yeah.
So Stephen's like waxing poetic. He's like, you know, I've always had a certain level of respect for Brooke.

Speaker 2 I mean, here she is, a woman with long hair who got short hair. That's strong.
Because she had strength to leave and not look back.

Speaker 2 I wonder if she has the strength to fix a tractor because I think Cole just broke another one. That's what I hear.

Speaker 2 And he's like, yeah, you know, I get caught up, too caught up in things.

Speaker 2 You know, sometimes it's 8.30 at night and I'm still talking about what happened that day, like Cole losing his penis to a nibble dripper.

Speaker 2 But, you know, sometimes I just, I need to solve problems but sometimes I need to learn that that's a fault you know there have been things I've said about Calla whenever we've had fights and things just go downhill so fast

Speaker 2 especially when you have a combine whose brakes are cut and it's just going downhill very fast I mean we really have to get Galena we need to fix this Galena situation I mean if she cut the brake lines on that combine one more time someone's gonna get killed Yeah, Brooke's like, yeah, you know, that's just what happens in these relationships.

Speaker 2 And you need to realize sometimes that you need to really find a married person that can treat you better.

Speaker 2 You need to find a person who's in a committed relationship or you need to find a person who's already in a relationship who will treat you right. That's what you need.
That's what I've done.

Speaker 2 I've found the happiest person in another relationship that I've ever found. It's going to work out great.
I'm sure.

Speaker 2 She's like, you know, I thought once I turned 40, who wants me? I'm just an old dish rag, right? Just put me out to pasture. Just put me in a cornfield and have that combine run right over me.

Speaker 2 But it turns out someone did find value in me and now I do have value. He's like, yeah.

Speaker 2 Well, I'm starting to see that maybe the mcb men are a little bit of the problem you know it's so funny because after season one when everyone was watching the show and saying those mcb men suck i thought yeah i agree those women do suck but then it turns out they were talking about when they said the man they meant the man they weren't just the joking and saying the women it's us we're the problem it's me

Speaker 2 um

Speaker 2 so Basically, that's the scene. Like, who cares? Okay, so then we go to Steven and Galena.
He's checking on her. She's like, I'm just checking on the washers.

Speaker 2 He's like, well, how are the washers doing? You know, they're going. Are you drunk? No.
Okay. You want to go for a drive? I'm going to test you.
Okay. Do you want me to say alphabet backwards again?

Speaker 2 That was a miss. I'm not going to ask you to do that again.
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Speaker 2 chicken 137.

Speaker 2 All right. Let's get in the car.
All right, Galena, where you go to beverages more. You can hop in.
Oh, I am already in the back seat.

Speaker 2 All right. All right.
They're going to head over to the lodge. Okay.
And you know why? Because Masha is at the lodge right now. She goes, No, no, she is not.

Speaker 2 And he's like, whatever you got to say to Masha, we're going to say it because tomorrow's going to be the first day of us moving forward and putting this shit behind us while Masha's living in your house with wet dog treats.

Speaker 2 Okay. Come on.

Speaker 2 Masha's like at the lodge. He's like, I am so nervous.
My heart is pounding right now. And I just got a letter from Harvard Business School saying that we owe $33,000 in tuition for Ginger.

Speaker 2 And I'm like, what is happening? I thought Ginger is dead.

Speaker 2 Okay, well, you're worried to bump into her. Well, this is why this is good because you guys are going to see each other for the first time right now.
It's a controlled environment.

Speaker 2 Listen,

Speaker 2 if you can trust anybody to break something up this bad, it's me. I broke a tractor.
That was good. It was in a bad situation.
I broke it. You lady folk.

Speaker 2 with your lady issues you can work it out because you're in the presence of men and men are calm calm and controlled and aren't emotional. It's a controlled environment.

Speaker 2 So you can work out your stupid lady issues and we're going to laugh in your faces and everything will be fixed. And Galena back in the car is like, I brought her here as a friend.

Speaker 2 I invite her for Christmas. I brought her kid presents.

Speaker 2 I invited her to all outings and travels and things like this. And this is how everybody say, no good deed goes undone, right? So I trusted someone to at least be, you know, a friend.

Speaker 2 And he's like, oh, yeah, you know, I think you should tell her that. Tell her that.
Just say it candidly.

Speaker 2 You know, one of the things we have a problem with with you, Galena, is you're just not candid.

Speaker 2 She's like, I don't care about candy. I just want alcohol.
No, whatever.

Speaker 2 So he's basically like, we got to get this fixed because she owns the company. Well, she owns, she's the most important person, whatever.

Speaker 2 So Galena's like, I, you know, I have not respect for backstubber, betrayer, snake. I work hard.

Speaker 2 it's beneath myself to speak to somebody like that i don't even bother saying whore whore prostitute prostitute sluts how's life in slutville you stupid prostitute buttface dying fire prostitutal

Speaker 2 so

Speaker 2 much for her he they're you know they're trying to hype the girls up like you're the biggest person here no you're gonna be the big person so now they both get together and they're like hello hello

Speaker 2 And then Jesse puts a football helmet on.

Speaker 2 All right. This is Cole speaking.

Speaker 2 Now, before I bleed out through my penis from the combine incident, I just want you guys to try to talk it out and get it solved. Okay.
So we're going to just make sure everything goes good. Okay.

Speaker 2 So Masha's like, hello. Well, you know, I stay here to see you.
Because Galina's like, what are you doing here? I said, I stay here to see you. She's like, well, I don't want to see you.

Speaker 2 It's like, well, then you can go back. Go back where? To wherever you come from.
Oh, you go back. Freaking backstabbing prostitute slut bitch.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 Let's just try to figure out a solution here, guys. That's why we're here.
Okay. Let's try again.
Galena, you go ahead. She's like, I invited you.
Okay, you're pretending to be my friend.

Speaker 2 I invited you here for Christmas. I took you in.
I gave your chicken its first calculator and you, this is the way you think me. Like, she goes, I took you to dinners because you're nobody.

Speaker 2 Stephen goes, okay, okay. Let's be solution-oriented here.
Okay, let's do that. And Gillian's like, okay, well, I introduce you to everybody.

Speaker 2 And the next thing, backstab, out, my back, my back is custom for Masha. And she goes, I'm not sure I backstab.
And she goes, are you kidding me? You did not sleep with Steve while I was living here.

Speaker 2 She's like, oh, first of all, you wanted to date a married guy when you met him. How about that? How about that?

Speaker 2 She's like, no, I wasn't. No, I wasn't.
Oh, he wasn't married by then. No, he actually lives separate, you know,

Speaker 2 separate. I mean, like the same bed as wife and married in the same house, but live separate technically.
So she went like post in a different room than him.

Speaker 2 And say, oh, so you live separate or was divorced? And she goes, he did not tell me. And so Cole's like, Steve has a person he wants living here, living here.

Speaker 2 So we just need to all move on from the situation. Do we understand this?

Speaker 2 No, no, I don't. I don't want to talk about this anymore.
I did not, I just want to say, I did not kill your chickens. Oh, yes, you did.
I cannot see them. I cannot find them.

Speaker 2 I'm assuming it was you because it was only you who was capable of this stuff. I mean, do you live in your own world?

Speaker 2 Do you live in the horror world? Is that where you live?

Speaker 2 Whore worlds?

Speaker 2 Horror world. I love the idea that this place is called horror worlds.
Come to horror world for all your horror needs. All your horror needs.
Just two, two, for one.

Speaker 2 The high hills made out of clear plastic. You You can see a clear rock through them.
Don't get your fingerprints on them, you dumb whore. 50%

Speaker 2 off.

Speaker 2 Look for us around the corner from State of Liberty and just down the street from Objection in Law.

Speaker 2 Objection. Your neighborhood.

Speaker 2 So Marsha's like, this is not going to go anywhere. She's not right mind.
I mean, you need to see a specialist because I don't need to have you tell me what I need to do. Horseshist.

Speaker 2 Okay, you need to see a horse horsesalist

Speaker 2 okay you know what i'm so damn tired of dealing with relationships that are not mine in a business where we are struggling every single day to make we are seven million trillion dollars

Speaker 2 dude

Speaker 2 swag and all i want all right all right all i want oh okay i just want galena okay you have a vagina in your armpit both of you have anybody ever told you i look at your armpit i see vagina there how about your stick penis is in that armpit holding

Speaker 2 cole could you jump in here all right i'm cole here i was a star quarterback and 15 years ago You can act like this here,

Speaker 2 like this. Do not, don't act like anything affect anything.
Come the other day because this better be not another blackout day because there better be not on top of that situation.

Speaker 2 I've lost a lot of blood. Like I say, do we have a hospital in this town? Come on.
Cole, business never went off track. So I guess I'm confused about that.
When did business go off track?

Speaker 2 There's no business off track. And so then we see flashback to three days ago when she was drinking at work.

Speaker 2 And she's like, okay, well, this conversation with Masha made me realize she definitely has no intention to apologize. So she has no remorse.
So enjoy wet dogs read because I still have key.

Speaker 2 I have key and I have crowbar. And this is all Galena need.

Speaker 2 So they're like, okay, well, that didn't go so well. So then Stephen takes Galena back to the office.
And then Jesse and Stephen just sit down and make a sandwich. So then

Speaker 2 that's great. So they're like, well, that was pointless.
And Cole's like, yeah, yeah, there was nothing that got accomplished. Galena, what's going on with her, man? This got to end.
Like,

Speaker 2 I mean, if she can't move on with this situation and put the business first, then she has got to go. Yeah, but we need her.
We need her in this business.

Speaker 2 And Jesse's like, do you think that, you know, just because you knew her before and how she was before, that's kind of clouding your judgment on how she is now?

Speaker 2 I mean, is she a bow tie or is she a bolo tie? Don't think about it before you answer. Think about it before you answer.
Hey, okay, I thought about it. Are we open to an ascot?

Speaker 2 No, as easy as it is to say, just cut her off and get rid of her. There's a lot going on behind the scenes that, well, we need her.

Speaker 2 She knows a lot of shit about our companies that we're running perfectly legally. Ascot sounds pretty

Speaker 2 homosexual.

Speaker 2 It's pretty homosexual. Why would they name a tie about getting into a cot and having your ass scrapbed?

Speaker 2 What do we do about Kalina?

Speaker 2 what do we do and cole's like well i can tell you what would happen if i was in charge there'd be consequences you would have been fired 10 years ago cole get the fuck out of here you would have at least been fired this episode for that tractor bullshit so he's like you damn we see changes or she's out of here

Speaker 2 Yeah,

Speaker 2 and

Speaker 2 I'm watching. I'm like, ooh, okay.
If the cliffhanger is, what are they going to do about Galena? But just kidding. The show continues on.

Speaker 2 So now we go to Kansas City, big city where Allie's there going to swanky parties, doing city things, shopping, shopping, shopping. But it's not an Allie scene.
It's Stephen. And Stephen and Kala,

Speaker 2 they sit outside a restaurant. And Stephen's like, wow, Cala, that's the most Western thing you've ever worn.
I love it. And she's like, yeah, wow, you're pulling the chair out for me and everything.

Speaker 2 You would think this is a date.

Speaker 2 It's funny because we're like not together right now, right? Right, America? He's like, yeah, she doesn't have an apartment in Dallas yet. So now she's in a condo in Kansas City.

Speaker 2 So he's like, it's such a nice day. I actually took both dogs up on the farm.
We were playing with the chickens. It was too sad.
Oh, ginger.

Speaker 2 I know.

Speaker 2 Stop mentioning that. Like,

Speaker 2 we're still mourning over here. Yeah.
So they get some skinny margs. And he's going to help her with her Dallas apartment.
Cause she's like, yeah, Dallas apartment is like so expensive.

Speaker 2 Get a fucking job, Calla. You're not married to this man.
What the hell? Why does he have have to pay for everything? She's like, well, because I thought I was going to live with him.

Speaker 2 So now he has to pay for my apartment. No.
Yeah. No.
Drive Uber. Okay.

Speaker 2 Work at, it's called work at McDonald's. Work anywhere.
Okay.

Speaker 2 Don't have this man fund your apartment. Man.
Yeah. Yeah.
So she's like, well, at this point, I put three years of my life into living in Gallatin.

Speaker 2 Go. I saw your tweet recently.
She said she put three years of her life living in Gallatin. I feel like I put four into watching this show.

Speaker 2 No, I was like, she put three years into Gallatin.

Speaker 2 I put four hours into watching this show and I have it worse.

Speaker 2 So she's like, she's like, look, I think I deserve something. Yeah.
You deserve

Speaker 2 a medal for biggest dummy. Like, she's like, you deserve nothing for your choices.
Okay. You put in your time.
You got life experience out of it. You move to Dallas.
Knock on Leon Lockin's door.

Speaker 2 I'm sure she has a spare bed in there and just start a new life. But I'm confused because I didn't think she was living in Gallatin this whole time.

Speaker 2 She hasn't been living in Gallatin for three years because the whole first year, she kept coming up to visit and she would, they would only get each other for like a weekend at a time.

Speaker 2 And that was the big plot line. Like, is she ever going to move here? So she hasn't been here for three years.
She's crazy. She's, she's crazy.
She's full of it. Stupid Cala.
So then Cala.

Speaker 2 I think she got rid of her apartment fairly recently to make a go of it. But, you know, it's not like

Speaker 2 I don't want to hear it, Cala. Yeah.
I don't want to hear it. Okay.

Speaker 2 Because you had your, you were given an exit path and you come crawling back, get a job, get out of this place, don't complain about Gallatin and then come back to it. Cause that's right now.

Speaker 2 Yeah. I'm sorry.
Also, it's the person that we're all friends with in our girlfriend groups that's like, oh my God, you guys, we all need to have a night because I'm totally breaking up with him.

Speaker 2 Girl power. And you're all like buying Cosmos for each other.
And you're like, we're girls. And Ronnie's kind of one.
So yay. And we're like, don't ever go back to him, girl.

Speaker 2 Like that friend who's like, don't you ever go back to that loser.

Speaker 2 And here's what we need to make sure that he ain't paying for your apartment because that needs to just be you saying, yeah, girl, power.

Speaker 2 And then literally the next day, he paid for my apartment still.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 No, this is, I said the exact same thing last week. I was like, she's one who makes you.
Yeah. Well, because it's so obvious.
I'm not saying your point is, I'm saying like

Speaker 2 one note. Like she's like, she is that person where then you get excited that you get your friend back and she, you take her out and you do this whole thing and you like, fuck Steven.

Speaker 2 Yeah, just cheers to steven him rear view mirror and then next day like say steven i are back together but i think he's really going to change this like oh this girl honestly yeah so um

Speaker 2 he's like well i've been dealing with the russians you know and she's like i mean those women are both

Speaker 2 psychotic and he's like yeah my mom is actually going to put together a family trip to the ozarks you know and a lot of us are going out there you know even uncle jimmy and aunt darla so uncle jimmy and aunt Darla?

Speaker 2 The big trek. Uncle Jimmy, Aunt Darla, life of the party.
You want to come? You have any interest?

Speaker 2 She's like, well, as long as you think that it'll be okay, did your family even say anything about me coming? Did your mom invite me? He's like, yeah, they asked me. It just makes me a little nervous.

Speaker 2 I don't want any drama to happen. If I get down there and people are being assholes to me, I'm leaving and then coming back right away.
To be on television.

Speaker 2 He's like, well, I'll make sure there's no drama. She goes, well, it does sound fun.
Like getting away would be really nice. And I would like love to hang out with everyone.

Speaker 2 Those fucking hillbilly fucks, fat, stupid hillbilly fucks.

Speaker 2 What is she getting away from? Because as far as we can tell, she has not, she refuses to get away from Steven. And as far as I can also tell, she has no job.

Speaker 2 So I don't know what she's trying to get away from. Because I'm not really sure.

Speaker 2 Yeah. She's trying to get away from that friend.
Like, are you back together with him yet?

Speaker 2 So she's like, are you going to get, are you going to let loose a little bit? He's like, we'll see probably i might even say the gay word i mean the g word i mean the pretend i never said anything so

Speaker 2 it goes for dinner and the pusher's like huh honestly steven are you and tell us sleeping together still he's like uh

Speaker 2 the huss are all dots

Speaker 2 yeah so then back at the condo she's uh he's packing his guitar Oh God, Steven, please don't say you're that fucking guy at the party. He was like whipping out the guitar.
Oh, God.

Speaker 2 Just let Donnie Osmond do what Donnie Osmond does. Don't bring your guitar too.
Please don't. You know, he only knows a G and he's trying to sing every song in one chord.
Like, Steven, stop.

Speaker 2 Stop.

Speaker 2 So the family's going down to Lake of the Ozarks, and this is where we used to have a house. We used to all go to

Speaker 2 summer long and hang out. And there were so many good times and so many good memories.
I can't wait to have Cala see it for the first time.

Speaker 2 This is going to be a fun few days, days, days, days so they go down there and everyone's expecting a fight so let's see what happens 24 hours later partying casey and cole are fighting cala's fighting with cole stephen jr is fighting with cala cala's leaving to be continued

Speaker 2 my question is did they invite tessa down to the part to the ozarks because she deserves she's the one who deserves a break she's the one in that garage inspecting dribbledoors and doing word documents and flyers and sticking them up everywhere.

Speaker 2 She's the one who needs a little time at the wing.

Speaker 2 Let me tell you something, huh? Faye. You're a lot of things in this family, but one thing you aren't is blood.
You ain't coming to the Ozarks.

Speaker 2 You're up.

Speaker 2 All right, everybody. Thanks so much for being with us.
We will talk to you the next time. Bye-bye.
Bye.

Speaker 2 Bye.

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