#2938 Below Deck S12E08 Part 2: French Toasted

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Speaker 2 This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe so that way you always get your episodes.

Speaker 2 But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode.

Speaker 1 So Fraser is like, well, Chef got fired because he didn't do his job. And enough of this blame game.
It was all social media.

Speaker 1 And then we see tweets coming up that are like, oh, yeah, I love Fraser, but he's doing too much here. The guest didn't complain.
The food was good. If it's not broke, don't fix it.

Speaker 1 And another one that

Speaker 1 Fraser said.

Speaker 1 Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead.

Speaker 2 No, my favorite one was the one that said, if you've got time to lean, you got time to clean, signed Ronnie Caramel. I was like, wow, congratulations, Ronnie.
You got right in there.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so there's a bunch of tweets that pop up of people being like, oh, my God, I can't believe you fired Anthony. Fraser is such a dick.
So he's like, I I mean, it just bothered me.

Speaker 1 Why get the finger pointed at me for everything that goes wrong? I did not want him to go. Okay, well, you're lying now.
That's a lie. We did watch the season, sir.

Speaker 1 And he's like, and I wanted him to have a second chance or a firm talking to, you know? I mean, next thing I know, he's packing. Carrie didn't tell me he did that.
Okay, Fraser, okay.

Speaker 1 You played a part in it, but whether or not Anthony deserved that, I would rather Fraser was just stuck with, he didn't do a good job and he was fired.

Speaker 2 And it's not my job to go save him I tried to help him he wouldn't listen and he got fired sorry at the end of the day you get no emotion for no emotion and he's not taking responsibility for not doing his job and for being fired but like if you can't see your faults there's a really big red flag so a lot of people spoken like someone who's just spent a whole monologue avoiding their own red flags and faults

Speaker 2 okay so now they finish up at anchor and are going back to the yacht and barbara's asking jess how she feels about saline And Jess is like, it's fine, but I'm going to keep to myself a little bit more because, you know, you know, I don't want to get hurt.

Speaker 2 No, no, no.

Speaker 2 So basically, Jess is really upset that Celaine, despite their earlier conversation, Jess is clearly still upset that Selene was kissing Kyle.

Speaker 2 Even though, if I do remember the scoreboard, Selene was kissing Kyle first. So if we're going to play that game, let's play the full game, shall we not?

Speaker 2 So Barbara is like, she's like, I really like Jess, but I'm starting to see her as someone that I care about. And I think that there's something there.
So, but so-so is my friend. So no triangle.

Speaker 2 No, no, no. It's like all of you guys need to just,

Speaker 2 you guys all need to shut up, do your job.

Speaker 2 I just don't care about your love rhombus that you've developed.

Speaker 1 So now they're gossiping about Fraser's date. And he's like, well, he's a great guy, obviously.
And I get along with him, but he's straight. He's a straight boy.
And Barbara's like, yes.

Speaker 1 And straight people say they love you and then they shit in your face.

Speaker 2 They just poop all over you

Speaker 1 it's so nice to see gay fellowship on this show because usually there's only one so if there's any so it's nice to see the big gay people be able to talk and be like ah fucking straight people they use us all the time for their bullshit and then they just dump us like i didn't know it was that common i think it is i think it's very common or people experimenting or like whatever that's you know look i mean jojo c was with a guy again look at her oh god during gay pride month

Speaker 2 i I mean, look, she may be bisexual.

Speaker 1 Coming out of straight during Pride Month is a choice. Wow.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 But there is. But good luck to her and her possible baby.
Is she pregnant? My niece told me she thought she was pregnant.

Speaker 2 She's pregnant full of sound because she does not speak quietly.

Speaker 1 The ultrasound shows an extremely tight ponytail that transcends all sexual preference.

Speaker 2 Oh, God. I'm sure Jersey shows up as a stew on this show at some point, because I feel like that could reasonably happen.
I'm not going to be...

Speaker 2 I feel like it would not be out of the realm of possibilities that Bravo throws some sort of bullshit us like celebrity, celebrity below deck, where all the stews are like low-level celebrities like Joe Jocelyn.

Speaker 1 It's like Natalie from Facts of Life.

Speaker 1 It could happen.

Speaker 2 And I'm actually kind of looking forward to it now that I actually say it. It doesn't sound like as bad of an idea as you would think, except for the fact that they all may die.

Speaker 2 But other than that, sounds great.

Speaker 1 Otherwise, fine. Well, they can have Chip Chip and his cousin Chip or whatever the guys are that we never see, the officers we never see.

Speaker 2 They can take care of you. Larry Gabrielle.

Speaker 1 Larry, please, are we supposed to really believe that Selene is taking care of this boat? I don't. I don't believe this.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 1 everyone's gone out and Celaine are gone home and Celaine and Jess are in the boat mess hall or whatever talking. And she's like, oh, I think I have to lummy in my leg.
Oh,

Speaker 1 oh, you know why I like you?

Speaker 1 I like you because it is so easy to speak to you like a friend and that's why you are my best friend you don't treat me like a children and jess is like well i like you because i think you're hot and you have tits and an ass and also your bossy

Speaker 2 you say you say that tits ass and tits like well i think i just described barbara now that i think about it oh i think that's his wrong woman

Speaker 2 so they go to bed next day waking up time to pack for the villa so rainbow is um asking jess about like the threesome.

Speaker 2 She's like, how do you find, hey, what are you thinking about this threesome, this stilling and saline threesome you find yourself in? Look at me relating to you. Isn't this fun?

Speaker 2 And Jess is like, honestly, she can do what she wants. I know what she likes, that she likes me, and that's enough.
I'm totally not insecure about it whatsoever.

Speaker 2 I'm not going to engage in any sort of bullshit to make her jealous. Absolutely not.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And then we see Captain.

Speaker 1 While everybody's at the villa, arriving at the villa, we see Captain on one of those like wave-lifter things. What are those things where you fly in the water? He's like, umbaising, nailed it.

Speaker 1 Mini

Speaker 1 15 year old probably couldn't do this, little loser.

Speaker 2 Adventure boards, that's what I call them.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 there's just more talk and

Speaker 2 Fraser and Anthony are talking about a vape and Anthony makes a comment like, you don't love me anymore and I'm not happy about that. I'm not happy about you.

Speaker 2 And Fraser's like, that's your problem, sweetheart. It's like, I know you don't give a shit about me.

Speaker 2 And goes like what's going on and fraser's like all right i don't know but we have 11 minutes to get ready for carnival because anthony's also like he's in his emotions and he's also drunk so he's like that annoying emotional drunk for the rest of the episode yeah and fraser knows what's coming so he's already being super bitchy like that's your problem whatever

Speaker 1 so now it's time for carnival and um everybody's getting jock straps picked out yeah Can I just say Carnival sounds horrifying? If anybody was like, hey, Ronnie, you want to go somewhere today?

Speaker 1 Pick out a jock jockstrap.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 A lot of Carnival on Bravo lately. We just got through Atlanta going to Carnival and Grenada.
Now we're in St. Martin Carnival.
You know, my brother, I think, is going to St.

Speaker 2 Martin this week or something like that, which is

Speaker 2 what an exciting real-life tie-in to the show, isn't it, everyone? Okay.

Speaker 2 So has he seen Flow?

Speaker 1 Has he seen Flow?

Speaker 2 From Progressive?

Speaker 1 I hope

Speaker 1 Flow on the plane to St. Martin.
He's like, man, I just saw an amazing movie with real cat sounds.

Speaker 2 Did you stay for the post-credit scene? Because I missed it.

Speaker 1 Okay, so they go party, and

Speaker 1 Kyle is, you know, Rainbow's licking Damo's nipple, trying to be one of the crew, you know. And

Speaker 1 she makes out with Kyle and dances on Jess, and she's having fun, which is nice to see. She's like, this is amazing.
I'm having the best time.

Speaker 2 I'm

Speaker 2 so

Speaker 1 happy.

Speaker 1 She's trying so hard. It's like through the face of a nervous breakdown, but she's like, this is so fun.

Speaker 2 I am absolutely not triggered by spending an extended amount of time on an island. It's not bringing me back to any sort of childhood drama.

Speaker 2 Kyle is just sort of looking around. He's like, oh, I'm looking at some beautiful women walk.
I ain't fucking bothering to look what's going on behind me.

Speaker 2 Because, you know, Selena's is like making out with who knows who. I think Damo.
She's making out with Demo now. Selena and Demo are making out now.

Speaker 2 Kyle, it's so funny because everyone's being slutty except for Kyle. And Kyle's the biggest slut on this group, in this group.
But

Speaker 1 he's in love. He's in love.
And that's why he can't do it. He's a one-woman man.

Speaker 1 Yeah, everybody's making out, which I think is what makes it less dramatic, you know? Like, if everybody's just making out, who cares? So,

Speaker 1 like, you can't hurt your feelings if everybody's doing it, you know? If everybody's everyone's doing it. So then we get Celine.
What did you say? I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 If everyone's doing it, get with it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, everybody's doing it. So Celine is talking about her relationship with Dylan because Dylan changed, she changed me because I broke him.
I broke him. I saw, well, I did see it.

Speaker 1 I didn't listen to it, but I saw that someone got Dylan on.

Speaker 1 a podcast or something and was asking him questions about this and Dylan just shows up in the interview shirtless I mean that guy's just such a douche who does that

Speaker 2 He broke Dylan, but Dylan broke us because I swear to God, I was ready to hang it up after watching him on TV. I was like, this guy, I can't anymore.
He's the worst.

Speaker 1 He is terrible.

Speaker 2 And he shows up shirtless to a podcast.

Speaker 1 Like, who does that? Just gross. Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 I'm just thinking about all the cold cuts he's washed off at the time since he's been on TV.

Speaker 1 Sulfites, sulfites, bro. So then Damo comes over to Kyle and he's like, oh, before anyone else tells you, I just kissed so-so.
And he's like, I clocked that. I clocked that.
Don't worry. Don't worry.

Speaker 1 I clocked it. I'm not an idiot, lad.
I clocked it. And are you upset? No, no, no.
If I was upset, I'd turned around and done something about it. But he also doesn't trust his ass anymore.
He tells us.

Speaker 1 He's like, yeah, I saw that. Didn't love that.
I'm not going to trust that guy anymore.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Well, we finally learned the action on this show from somebody.

Speaker 2 So then Damo goes goes up to Jess and he's like, Well, Susan and I just kissed. And Jess is like, Oh,

Speaker 2 well,

Speaker 2 Barbara and I are going to kiss. She's like, I've decided that's fine because Barbara and I are totally gonna kiss.
We like each other now. Barbara's like, No, excuse me, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 She's like, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was just battered. I was just batted.
I was just baited or whatever.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 2 no, we're not gonna kiss.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she's like, Oh, yeah, she goes, Oh my god, I was just batted. And Barbara's like, No, no, she's with my best friend, so don't be mad at me.
Don't be mad at me.

Speaker 1 And so, Barbara's like, Oh, God, Jess is mad at me now. Why? Why are you mad at her, Jess? She's like, I tried to kiss her and she wouldn't kiss me back.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 hurtful.

Speaker 2 Barbara's like, well, I mean, if she wasn't my best friend, I would kiss you, but she's my best friend, so I cannot. I'm like, I guarantee you that Celaine,

Speaker 2 if it were turned around, Celaine would not give a shit. So go make out with Jess.
Go have fun. So then, but then...
Jess and Barbara do start to kiss and then Fraser's like, there's so much going on.

Speaker 2 It's sensory overload. And since I I know the audience is absolutely obsessed with everything that's happening, let me break it down for you.

Speaker 2 First, I kissed Damo in the hot tub. Then Celine kissed Kyle.
And they were a thing for a moment. And then Jess kissed Celaine.
And then Celaine and Kyle have been secretly kissing.

Speaker 2 And then Rainbow had a panic attack and she was crying. And she kissed her vacuum cleaner.
Classic love triangle. And then Damo kissed Celaine.
And now Jess kissed Barbara.

Speaker 2 Things are getting really messy. I'm like, if you have to sell us, if you have to sell us this in the middle of the most slutty moment of the season, it's not working.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 I just can tell you that.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So then we go to Jess and she's like, oh, I'm still feeling weird about Demon Soso kissing.

Speaker 1 Maybe I am jealous. Oh, no.

Speaker 1 But I think, you know, I don't like to talk about my feelings. Guess who I get it from? Cue the Instagrams.

Speaker 1 From my father.

Speaker 1 He doesn't show his emotion. I was like, oh, for fuck's sake, is any parent going to win in this one? Not a one.

Speaker 1 You all suck, suck parents i hope you're sitting there in your car right now realizing that even if you don't suck now one day in someone's story you are the villain okay

Speaker 2 yeah my parents are very afrikaans they don't feel it they don't feel emotions so then um rainbow is goes up to anthony and she's like chef what's going on with you in a phrase i definitely didn't just sell you out and she's like well i don't know if he's really honest with me you know my weakness is i trust people so much my other weakness i am not a very good chef And that was the story of my life, trusting people and not understanding how to cook hot dogs.

Speaker 2 And also being very upset cooking hot dogs alone. I do not like to cook hot dogs alone.
And sometimes I just let people, you know, fuck, like, fuck you, mister, you know, like, I let people do that.

Speaker 1 Three main problems in my life. One, trusting people.
Two,

Speaker 1 tiny pants. Three, very large hats.

Speaker 2 I do not trust people, which is why I keep my enemies close. I keep my friends close, my enemies closer, and my eyebrows are very, very close.
That's why they're so thin.

Speaker 1 Macro blade. Macro blade.

Speaker 1 So he's talking about how when he left St. David after getting fired, I was not healthy inside and probably outside.
Cry every day, stay gone in the press. And Bobby is in my head, she told me.

Speaker 1 And I don't know what to do. I don't know what to say.
I just want to cry.

Speaker 2 I just want to cry.

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Speaker 2 Barbara is like, so I was just telling Stilly, I'm sorry that I kissed his ex-girlfriend. And she's like, what?

Speaker 2 Well, we were never going to let a girl come between us.

Speaker 2 And Kyle goes, never. It's like, unless we let a girl come between us.

Speaker 1 So Barbara doesn't even want to talk about her kiss because it was too fast. It was too fast.
And I can't even like her because she is my friend.

Speaker 1 you know Selene is my friend so I'm not going to like Jess so Demo is like well she shouldn't be concerned about Selene's feelings I mean she's thinking how should all how Selene's not thinking about anyone else's so

Speaker 1 go for it basically. So Anthony is now cooking and he had this big plan of like we're all going to make this family dinner.
We all make something we do together.

Speaker 1 And now he's the only one in the in the kitchen cooking so now and now he's wasted and he's spiraling out over his own issues. So now he just starts screaming.
He's like, where is everybody?

Speaker 1 What is this like restaurant or what? What is this like restaurant? Am I going to get fired from here too? Will I spend the day in bed crying? Will I make cry in bed?

Speaker 2 Oh, I just have to make hot dog all by myself. Okay, that's fine.
You know, sometimes I chef, it's very hard because you don't really feel like you're part of the crew.

Speaker 2 And I have this feeling from last season, like I was alone, and nobody helps me. And it's a lot of emotion from last season between me and Fraser.

Speaker 2 And so I have all this anger that I should talk about. And the fact that I keep it inside me grow and grow and grow.
One point it is going to explode like hot dog left in microwave.

Speaker 2 But this time hot dog is on grill.

Speaker 1 So Hugo has heard all this. So he goes to Fraser and he's like, oh, Fraser? Chef just went throwing his toys out of the pram.
I mean, I came up to him and he said no one was offering to help him.

Speaker 1 I mean, just so you know, he seems a bit off. I gave him a pamphlet, but

Speaker 1 I do feel a little bad.

Speaker 2 I do feel a little bit bad for Anthony because it's like, okay, we're all going to like make dinner together.

Speaker 2 And then they just like all go out and hang out and look at the sunset while he's like alone in the corner, just turning hot dogs. He's like, hello.

Speaker 2 He should never have volunteered to cook for everyone. That's his mistake.

Speaker 1 You should have been like, yeah, I'm going to be like, guys, who's making what tonight? Something like that. But just, yeah, no one's going to follow you.

Speaker 2 I've definitely been in that position, though. I was actually very recently in that position where it's like, I was like, okay, I'm going to, I'm going to grill these up for everyone.

Speaker 2 And then I grilled and everyone just like, stayed inside. And you're just like alone at the party, just grilling.
And you're like, okay, no one wants to be out here with me.

Speaker 2 But you're like, but I did volunteer for this. I mean, what, like, I created, I created my own disaster here, but like, at the same time, you're like, doesn't anyone want to spend time with me?

Speaker 1 Alone with my hot dog.

Speaker 1 So, Damo tries to talk Anthony down from the ledge. And he's like, Do you know the saying, Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater? And he's like, Oh,

Speaker 1 no, why would you throw a baby? Don't throw a baby. Do not throw a baby.
You don't need to throw a baby. Why are you throwing baby?

Speaker 2 I don't know about the bathwater.

Speaker 2 So Fraser is like, Well, he's so upset. He's like, Something is triggered, you know? Like, what's going on?

Speaker 2 Rainbow's like, well, he's been talking about last season to me for the last two days straight.

Speaker 2 He will not shut up, especially when I go up to him and say, Can you tell me more about what happened last season? He will not stop talking about it. So Fraser's like, Well, guess what?

Speaker 2 I'm not living in last season because I cannot do that. Even though I'm always saying how last season I won't repeat repeat those mistakes.

Speaker 2 And if he talks to me about it one more time, I will have a problem.

Speaker 1 So then. So he goes in to check on Anthony, and he's like, oh, it's just exploded because you go with views.
No one really cares about the food. No one cares about it.
I throw my hat. I throw my hat.

Speaker 1 And Fraser is like, okay, but is there more going on? And he's like, yes, I forgive. But I don't forget baby being thrown.
Baby thrown in bass.

Speaker 1 Why? Why do this?

Speaker 2 What do you not forget?

Speaker 2 Is it cleaning up? Because

Speaker 2 you definitely do forget about doing that often, Lucino Galley. And it's like, well, people told me all day that if you're fired, it's because of Fraser.
And Fraser's like, I will not do this.

Speaker 2 That's not my problem. I didn't get you fucking fired.
I merely recommended it.

Speaker 1 He's like, look at Marby. Marby's saying.
He's like, I don't care what she's saying. I don't get you fired.
It wasn't working. And you laughed.

Speaker 1 So Fraser's not having it and he's like forget it because you forget that or you forget this

Speaker 1 you forget this deep take a good up and down and tell me if you're ready to let go of this

Speaker 2 he's like i know i know he's like i you're fucking here because i brought you back to ridicule you all over again i know because i wanted you back i did not get you fucking fired i merely said this is a terrible chef and everyone's complaining about him and in case we didn't know this captain we probably shouldn't have him on board But I was not the one who said, you're fired.

Speaker 2 Please don't forget that.

Speaker 2 I know, I know. But, Barbie, it's like what she said.
Like, she always told me, You're fired because of Fazer. And, like I said, no, he's like, Mama's wife.

Speaker 1 Barbie, one more time, you're getting five-year-old Fraser, zero conversation. Do you understand me?

Speaker 2 Do you understand me? Yes, but only for one year. And then you talk again after one year.
Fine. Two-year-old Fraser, four years of silence.

Speaker 1 So people are kind of laughing because they're fighting inside. And Fraser is like, Barbie said that I was the sole purpose behind him getting fired.
No, she didn't say you were the sole purpose.

Speaker 1 See, you're twisting things to make yourself correct. Because if you say, Barbie said you were the sole purpose, then you can say that was a lie.
No, she didn't say that.

Speaker 1 She said you're a reason that he got fired. And you were.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I mean, ultimately, Fraser's like, look, I love you. Stop.
Stop. You're so insecure.
I got you. And then they hug and everything is fine.
And Fraser is like, yeah, it's like, this is all a lie. Okay.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 they come back to dinner and everything is fine. Everything is settled.
They hyped up this confrontation for five or six episodes. Like, here comes the big explosion.

Speaker 2 And basically, Anthony be like, no, but I don't know because Bobby says that you got me a five, but I don't even know anymore because of bath water that I threw out, apparently.

Speaker 2 Verse is like, no, I never said that. I got you.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 2 I was like, oh, so it's solved.

Speaker 1 The end.

Speaker 1 So now we go to dinner and they're like, let's play Rose on Thorne. This is Bravo.
Let's do, you know, what's your best part and your worst part of the season. So Celine goes first.

Speaker 1 I'm just like, well, the worst was when I finished work and she asked me to wash all the fucking toilets at one o'clock in the morning. And she told me, Celine, you finished, you go to bed.

Speaker 1 And I thought, thank you, goodbye. And Rainbow goes, I never said that, though.
So, I mean, I said, check and then go to bed. I never said, go to bed.
Why are you going?

Speaker 1 I speak, yeah.

Speaker 2 Okay, I speak. Yeah, I speak.
Thank you.

Speaker 2 Okay, I speak thank you voila okay so she said maybe before you go to Libya to go to dayheads and do the toilet and wasn't like wipe everyone toilet and I was like oh but you told me I can finish okay I speak okay thank you voila don't lie and don't lie about it you call me a liar you call me a liar you're lying

Speaker 2 no not liar

Speaker 1 I don't find it very funny. And she's like, well, I don't care.
Me, I think it's funny. And I'm not perfect, but liar never.
Never liar.

Speaker 1 And he goes like, oh, maybe it's just a miscommunication.

Speaker 1 You know, you can only move ahead by looking behind. That's not true.
Who told you that? That's the dumbest fucking saying I've ever heard. You don't have to look behind you to move forward.

Speaker 1 You just move forward, sir.

Speaker 2 Not everything is driving through that fucking small bridge in St. Martin.
Okay. Sometimes we could just look ahead.

Speaker 1 So Rainbow. It's going to be an Uber driver or something where you're in charge of

Speaker 1 transportation.

Speaker 1 So Rainbow is going sir

Speaker 2 rainbow is like her face is all contorted because she's about to cry she's about to burst into tears she's like oh mom to go so she gets up and they're like rainbow she's like no no i just have to go to the bathroom guys like i'm totally fine i just have to totally fine i just have to go to the bathroom

Speaker 2 i just have to go to the bathroom don't mind me so she goes off and then she's like i don't need turmoil i really i just i try to avoid it but like i feel like the other girls like take some kind of like weird pleasure out of making me other girls feel this way if i didn't like have deep childhood emotional trauma like i probably wouldn't even care But I feel like I just grew up in a household where feelings were like not like a thing.

Speaker 2 It was almost like Jess's Afrikan's household, but it was like Dutch, which is sort of the same. I mean, I can't wake up in the morning.

Speaker 2 Even today, I call my mom and I tell her, like, hey, I'm having a really bad day. I have so much anxiety.
I'm like, I can't breathe. I'm like really upset.

Speaker 2 And then my mom will look at me and be like, what am I supposed to do about it? And then she gives me a stroop waffle. It's so awkward.

Speaker 1 So yeah, like the hurt comes from my mom. I was like, wow, you're the fifth person to blame your mother today.

Speaker 1 Also, your mom's probably sick of you calling every day crying about some bullshit that somebody doesn't like you at work because you're being an asshole to them.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry, but like at some point, you know, it's you. Okay.

Speaker 1 I'm, I already feel for your mother. I guess that's the point that's what happens when you just stay old and recap things.
You start being on the other person's side.

Speaker 1 Cause I think like 10 years ago, I would have been on the completely different side. And now I'm like, team, your mom, shut the fuck up.
I can't even believe your mom hasn't blocked your number yet.

Speaker 1 Cause you know, this girl calls every fucking day with something that she's upset about and triggered it.

Speaker 2 I know. We are the same podcast that is

Speaker 2 like brazenly pro-anwar on next-gen New York City. We're like, yeah.

Speaker 1 Give that bar a spin-off. Yes.
Apparently here.

Speaker 1 You're stupid.

Speaker 2 Sir Rainbow comes back. She's like, I'm totally fine, guys.
I just had to say, like, I just had to like a diary or something. It's like, okay, well, glad you're back.
I was close to coming over there.

Speaker 2 She's like, no, I just had to pee. It's like totally fine.
Like, I pee. I mean, sometimes I pee through my eyes.
It looks like tears, but it's really pee. Why are you guys so disturbed?

Speaker 1 It's because of trauma.

Speaker 1 It's like, I pee it's IP. It's because of childhood trauma.
It's my mom's fault.

Speaker 2 He goes like, well, I think that's the most difficult part of the job because you're away from your family. I'm like, have you listened to what everyone's been saying?

Speaker 2 I think that's why they're in the industry is to get away from their family.

Speaker 1 Good point. Everybody's here to escape their fucking parents.
And he's like, you know, and you deal with people that are different and they have different perspectives.

Speaker 1 And you have to make sense of how to live with them, how to deal with them. And, you know, that's when we get, why we get paid what we do.

Speaker 1 Cause we got to figure out how to live together and make sense of it all. Shut up.
Who brought this? Who brought this fucking guy? Who are this guy?

Speaker 2 So now they clean up and Barbara and Jess text about their kiss and like

Speaker 1 whatever they text.

Speaker 2 And then Rainbow is like, pulls Celine for a chat. Mind if I pull you for a chat? You really might type on paper.

Speaker 2 So Rainbow's like, I'm just like sad that you feel like what you said happened because I literally asked you that evening. I was like, hey, just check the day heads, then go to bed.
That's all I said.

Speaker 2 By the way, what we did not discuss is that the flashback show that she said, guess what?

Speaker 2 You're done. You are free.
You can go to bed. It's all over.
No more work for you. And then it's like five minutes later.

Speaker 2 You know what? I forgot. Can you actually wash all the bathrooms? Thanks.

Speaker 1 Yes, sweet Celine. That was Jason.
That's kind of the most shocking thing to me about this season is that Celaine is not as terrible as you would think.

Speaker 1 Like, I thought she was just going to be a fucking nightmare, and she's actually at least trying. You know, I mean, I can see the complaints about her and stuff.

Speaker 1 I don't think that they're wrong, but she keeps getting vindicated. It's kind of funny.

Speaker 2 Well, she's like, yeah, she's like lazy, but she's right about certain things. And like, really, what Rainbow should have said was, you're right.
That was shitty of me. I just had totally forgotten.

Speaker 2 And I felt so bad that I told you to go to sleep and that I made you clean those bathrooms. But like, yeah, sorry about that.
But they had to be done. Just

Speaker 1 like how yada

Speaker 1 people. She was like, can we have a chat? I am so sorry that you actually think that that's what happened.

Speaker 1 Crazy.

Speaker 2 I'm so sorry that the neurons in your brain have led you to think that this was your reality when it wasn't.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you crazy. And Selene's like, oh, you're just story.
I don't want to make a big story about that. Okay, no big story about it.
She's like, but I'm really trying to be super forgiving with you.

Speaker 1 Like, I'll give you 10 minutes here, extra sleep at night. And, you know, you know, you're yawning.
I mean, it's a big deal. It's a big deal.
I'd never ask you for the extra sleep.

Speaker 1 Like, Rainbow needs permission to be 10 minutes late to work. Rainbow's going to be 10 minutes late to work whether or not you tell her she can or not.

Speaker 1 She's going to be drinking wine in the fucking butler pantry. all she can.
And she's like, but I let you do that, you know, and, you know, I try. And I'm trying to be as nice as possible.

Speaker 1 And here you are yawning at me, you know, and I just, I feel like it's not appreciated. It's not appreciated.

Speaker 2 And Celaine's like, oh, you know, your attitude. You're like, oh, I gave you 10.
I'm so nice to you. I give you time off.
Like, oh, so be grateful about it, which is funny.

Speaker 2 It's like, you actually should be because that's your superior.

Speaker 2 She's like, see, you're speaking to me like that. You know, you think I don't care about job working.

Speaker 2 However, Celaine does, I think, have some emotional maturity here in the sense that she picks up on the fact that like, actually, Rainbow Rainbow is not doing this to be like, consider it, like, oh,

Speaker 2 the person, the third steward, the fourth steward is working really hard. I should give her a little bit more time off to rest.
Rainbow is doing it to be like, I'm doing this that way.

Speaker 2 You will like me.

Speaker 1 Do you like me now?

Speaker 2 I did all the things that you should like me. And so Selene is picking up on that.
She's like, you didn't do it because I needed it. You did it purely so that way

Speaker 2 you can act like you're not the bad guy.

Speaker 1 And you can say, I gave you an extra 10 minutes and I did this. You should be grateful.
Because it's not that what Rainbow is saying is wrong, really.

Speaker 1 I mean, Celaine needs a lot of direction, but it's just how she says it. You know, it's just her.

Speaker 2 Her tone is just wrong.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Celaine's like, oh, this attitude, you know, like you, I see you speaking to me like that.
You know, you think I don't care about working. I don't care about my work.
I don't like my job.

Speaker 1 It's what you think. And I don't really care, period, at the end.
I did it. You know, even if I'm not very happy, I always did it.
I always did my job.

Speaker 2 And she's like, oh, that's where Celaine is wrong. That's where Celine is like, Celine selene does not do her job very well necessarily last week there was a whole thing where she was like well

Speaker 2 i don't have to like make this look that nice because the guest won't even care and rainbow's like uh you should as like a pride in like your job and

Speaker 2 whatever and now she's acting like oh like you're saying that i don't even care about my job i'm like you literally last week were like how come that's true but wasn't there also a scene this season where she was like

Speaker 1 and this was with barbara so it's not any gotcha for rainbow but where she was arguing with Barbara and she's like, but am I supposed to iron this sheet?

Speaker 1 And she's like, do you think it needs to be ironed? It doesn't look like it needs to be ironed. She's like, but you tell me to iron, so I need to iron it.

Speaker 1 And she's like, no, you do whatever you think. If you think it needs to be ironed, you think it needs to be ironed.
And she's like, okay, but you tell me one minute I have to iron it.

Speaker 1 And the next minute I don't have to iron it. So you tell me.
And she's like, do you, you know, there was that whole argument where Barbara was like, use your fucking face, use your eyes.

Speaker 1 And if you, if it doesn't, doesn't look like it needs it. So I think in that scene last week, I took it as Rainbow taking that and being like, oh, I don't think we need to do this one.

Speaker 1 And her being like, yes, we do. We do it every time.
And her being like, what the fuck? You ladies are telling you something different every time.

Speaker 1 But I don't know why it's fair for Rainbow because I would probably have a nervous breakdown having to work with

Speaker 1 Celaine. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I mean, that could be true. That could be true.
But I think just based on the surface of what of that interaction was, it's like. Selene would seem like she was trying to cut corners.

Speaker 2 I mean, Selene does seem like she's a good thing. Selene does.
But where Barbara was so

Speaker 2 much to Selene.

Speaker 1 I just like her. She makes me laugh.

Speaker 2 No, it's okay because you don't like Rainbow. So, you know, the enemy of your enemy is your friend.

Speaker 2 But I think that Barbara knows exactly how to handle Celine, which is like, I'm not going to try to be your friend.

Speaker 2 If you're going to, like, you can try to start whatever you want with me, and I'm going to tell you, just do your job. And just do your job.
I don't care. If it needs to be ironed, then iron it.

Speaker 2 Like, don't bother me with it. I've got stuff to do.
Whereas Rainbow's like, well, I don't know. I mean,

Speaker 2 I mean, you should just, I mean, iron it. Remember how I told you you should iron it? That's how you should iron it.

Speaker 2 She's just sort of like condescending, whereas Barbara's like, I I don't, I'm not going to deal with your bullshit.

Speaker 1 Do your job. I'm just not concerned about looking like a victim.
You know what I mean? I think the motivations are different.

Speaker 1 I think Rainbow is just, she, everything that comes out of Rainbow's mouth is about being a victim in some way. All of her backstory is about how she's victimized.

Speaker 1 All of her time off is like about how she's so exhausted, she's the only one that works.

Speaker 1 Everything that comes out of her mouth is that she's a victim of some situation where Barbara's just like, fuck it, do your fucking job, you stupid idiot.

Speaker 1 And then I think Selene respects that because she's working with someone who's not, I don't know.

Speaker 2 It's actually really annoying because I was really looking forward to Barbara and Selene having bickering the whole season. And then they stopped because Selene respect Barbara.

Speaker 2 Barbara earned respect. And now they love each other.

Speaker 1 It's nice. It's been a while, I think, since we've had like a gang up on the Chiefs, do

Speaker 1 those are always fun.

Speaker 1 So it's nice to see. It's a nice trope coming back.

Speaker 2 So it's the next morning.

Speaker 1 People wake up.

Speaker 1 Oh, no, we haven't finished the scene. So basically, Rainbow just stops fighting.
She goes, Okay, yeah, okay, whatever. And she gets up and she walks off.

Speaker 1 And she's like, oh, yeah, you lazy want to be famous only to be here on TV, dumb bitch. Can't even do the fucking job.

Speaker 2 I wish she had said that to Solan's face.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Me too. That would have been great.

Speaker 2 That's that's what you should say. And like, what does Celane say to that?

Speaker 1 She's like, no, voila.

Speaker 2 Okay, so now it's the next morning.

Speaker 2 And um, uh, Fray, they're gonna be going to a beach club, and so Fraser is telling Barbara that Jess has a crush on you, and Barbara's like, Hey, she's not true, she's like, No, she said she wanted to kiss you to me, that and then like how the her and Celaine thing isn't going anywhere, and if it's gonna go somewhere, the only way it's gonna go somewhere is if she kisses you to make Selene jealous, so she wants to kiss you.

Speaker 2 She's like,

Speaker 2 no, but so so likes her, she's like, No, well, I'm still in love with Demo, but that's not going anywhere either. Remember, America, so here's what happened, okay?

Speaker 2 So, first, Demo and I, we went on a date, and then we also kissed, and then also like, cut to the next scene.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So then we go to Jess and Rainbow talking about Jess's relationship with So-So.

Speaker 1 And she's like, well, you know, like when I saw her kiss Demo, I thought maybe I like her, but I don't know. You know, maybe I can't even speak with Barbara.
Like I can't have a normal conversation.

Speaker 1 Every time I speak, like she avoids me. And Fraser's like, no, I talk to her.
Go work it. Go talk to her.
Lesbians forever. Go form a softball team together.
Whatever stereotype you need.

Speaker 1 Just go do it. Live free.
Live happy. Get a mobile home.
I don't care what it is. Just be happy, my little dumpling.

Speaker 2 And Jess is like, no, but I like her. If I try to kiss her, and she's like, no, no.
And he's like, oh, no, but I'd be the same.

Speaker 2 But if you go up to her and say, hey, I feel like there's something kind of going on. Is there or not? Tell me so I know where to go from here.
And then it's done. Don't worry.
It'll be fun.

Speaker 2 It'll be perfect. Nothing bad will ever happen.

Speaker 2 So Jess goes up to Barbara and she's like, well, I feel like obviously Susan and I have had a thing going on, but I want to know, do we have a thing going on?

Speaker 2 Real smooth, Jess. Real smooth.

Speaker 1 But I like that. I like just some bluntness because it's so rare, I think, in real life and on these shows.

Speaker 1 And Barbara's just like, listen, I like you, but I'm not going to kiss you just because I have a feeling you're doing this because of Solane and you're trying to make her jealous, basically.

Speaker 1 And so she's like, but I'm not, even though I just kind of said that that is what i was doing she's like well but we kiss and then like i'm going to my cabin then you sleep with soso so i mean come on and she's like okay well that's true but i'm gonna move out of my room tonight and there's nobody else i want to kiss who's within two feet of me so

Speaker 2 let's kiss this is This is the biggest stream of bullshit. She's like, yeah, there's no one else I want to kiss.
I just want to kiss you all of a sudden out of nowhere.

Speaker 2 And when we kissed, it was different because you were not Soso. So it was technically different.
And I know we speak about this, the straight girl stuff and whatever.

Speaker 2 And for me, I think kissing a girl who's also interested in girls makes it a bit more real. So I think we should kiss.
And therefore, in conclusion, let's kiss. Parpa's like, fine.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 they make out.

Speaker 2 And that's the big end. And that's the end.
Oh, I didn't realize that was the end of the episode.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we did it. We did it.
We did it. It just helped me.
It just ended. It ended just the same way.
All right, everybody. Someone got some pusé say, but

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Speaker 6 You're standing on the beach when you notice something strange. The horizon doesn't look right.
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