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This is part two of a two-part recap.

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But enough of that.

Let's get right back into the episode.

So Fraser's like, well, Chef got fired because he didn't do his job.

And enough of this blame game.

It was all social media.

And then we see tweets coming up that are like, oh, yeah, I love Fraser.

He's doing too much here.

The guests didn't complain.

The food was good.

If it's not broke, don't fix it.

and another my favorite was the one that said 100 oh i'm sorry go ahead no my favorite one is the one that said if you've got time to lean you got time to clean signed ronnie caramel i was like wow congratulations ronnie got right in there

um yeah so there's a bunch of tweets that pop up of people being like oh my god i can't believe you fired anthony francer's such a dick so he's like i mean it just bothered me why get the finger pointed at me for everything that goes wrong i did not want him to go okay well you're lying now that's a lie we did watch the season sir sir and he's like and i wanted him to have a second chance or a firm talking to you know i mean next thing i know he's packing carrie didn't tell me he did that okay fraser okay you played a part in it but whether or not anthony deserved that i would rather fraser was just stuck with he didn't do a good job and he was fired and it's not my job to go save him i tried to help him he wouldn't listen and he got fired Sorry.

At the end of the day, he gets no emotion for no emotion and he's not taking responsibility for not doing his job and for being fired.

But like, if you can't see your faults, there's a really big red flag.

So a lot of people are...

Spoken like someone who's just spent a whole monologue avoiding their own red flags and faults.

Okay.

So now they finish up at anchor.

And they're going back to the yacht and Barbara's asking Jess how she feels about Selene.

And Jess is like, it's fine, but I'm going to keep to myself a little bit more because, you know, you know, I don't want to get hurt.

No, no, no.

So basically, Jess is really upset that Celaine, despite their earlier conversation, Jess is clearly still upset that Celaine was kissing Kyle.

Even though, if I do remember the scoreboard, Selene was kissing Kyle first.

So if we're going to play that game, let's play the full game, shall we not?

So Barbara is like, she's like, I really like Jess, but I'm starting to see her as someone that I care about.

And I think that there's something there.

So, but so-so is my friend.

So no triangle.

No, no, no.

It's like all of you guys need to just,

you guys all need to shut up, do your job.

I just don't care about your, your love rhombus that you've developed.

So now they're gossiping about Fraser's date.

And he's like, well, he's a great guy, obviously.

And I get along with him, but he's straight.

He's a straight boy.

And Barbara's like, yes.

And straight people say they love you and then they shit in your face.

They just poop all over you.

It's so nice to see gay fellowship on this show because usually there's only one.

So if there's any.

So it's nice to see gay people people be able to talk and be like, ah, fucking straight people.

They use us all the fucking time for their bullshit.

And then they just dump us.

Like, I didn't know it was that common.

I think it is.

I think it's very common.

Are people experimenting or like whatever?

That's, you know,

JoJo C was with a guy again.

Look at her.

Oh, God, during gay pride month.

I mean, look, she may be bisexual.

Coming out of straight during Pride Month is a choice.

Wow.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But there is.

But good luck to her and her possible baby.

Is she pregnant?

My niece told me she thought she was pregnant.

She's pregnant full of sound because she does not speak quietly.

The ultrasound shows an extremely tight ponytail that transcends all sexual preference.

God, I'm sure you'll see what shows up as a stew on this show at some point because I feel like that could reasonably happen.

I'm not going to be,

I feel like it would not be out of the realm of possibilities that Bravo throws some sort of bullshit at ass like celebrity celebrity below deck where all those dudes are like low-level celebrities like joe check like natalie from facts of life

it could happen

no and i'm actually kind of looking forward to it now that i actually say it it doesn't sound like as bad of an idea as you would think except for the fact that they all may die but other than that sounds great Otherwise, fine.

Well, they can have Chip Chip and his cousin Chip or whatever the guys are that we never see, the officers we never see.

They can take care of this.

Larry Gary.

Please, are we supposed to really believe that salane is taking care of this boat i don't i don't believe this so

everyone's gone out and so lane and are gone home and celane and jess are in the boat mess hall or whatever talking and she's like oh i think i have some lummy in my leg oh

oh you know why i like you i like you because it is so easy to speak to you like a friend and that's why you are my best friend you don't treat me like a children and jess is like well i like you because i think you're hot hot and you have tits and an ass and also you're bossy

you say you say that tits ass and tits like well i think i just described barbara now that i think about it oh i think that's this wrong woman

so they go to bed Next day, waking up, time to pack for the villa.

So Rainbow is

asking Jess about like the threesome.

She's like, how do you find, hey, what are you thinking about this threesome, this stillian saline threesome you find yourself in?

Look at me relating to you.

Isn't this fun?

And Jess is like, well, honestly, she can do what she wants.

I know what she likes, that she likes me, and that's enough.

I'm totally not insecure about it whatsoever.

I'm not going to engage in any sort of bullshit to make her jealous.

Absolutely not.

Yeah, and then we see Captain

while everybody's at the Villa arriving at the Villa.

We see Captain on one of those like wave lifter things.

What are those things where you fly in the water?

He's like, um,

nailed it.

Mini

15-year-old probably couldn't do this, little loser.

Adventure boards, that's what I call them.

So

there's just more talk, and

Fraser and Anthony are talking about a vape.

And Anthony makes a comment, like, you don't love me anymore, and I'm not happy about that.

I'm not that happy about you.

And Fraser's like, that's your problem, sweetheart.

It's like, I know you don't give a shit about me.

And he goes, what's going on?

And Fraser's like, all right, I don't know, but we have 11 minutes to get ready for Carnival.

Because Anthony's also like, he's in his emotions and he's also drunk.

So he's like that annoying emotional drunk for the rest of the episode yeah and Fraser knows what's coming so he's already being super bitchy like that's your problem whatever so now it's time for Carnival and um everybody's getting jock straps picked out yeah can I just say Carnival sounds horrifying if anybody was like hey Ronnie you want to go somewhere today pick out a jock strap

A lot of Carnival on Bravo lately.

We just got to Atlanta going to Carnival and Grenada.

Now we're in St.

Martin Carnival.

You know, my brother, I think, is going to St.

Martin this week or something like that, which is what a what an exciting real-life tie-in to the show, isn't it, everyone?

Okay.

Um, so

has he seen flow

from progressive?

I hope he watches flow on the plane to St.

Martin.

He's like, man, I just saw an amazing movie with real cat sounds.

Did you stay for the post-credit scene?

Because I missed it.

Okay, so they go party, and

Kyle is, you know, rainbow's licking Damo's nipple, trying to like be one of the crew, you know.

And

she makes out with Kyle and dances on Jess and she's having fun, which is nice to see.

She's like, this is amazing.

I'm having the best time.

I'm so happy.

She's trying so hard.

It's like through the face of a nervous breakdown, but she's like, this is so fun.

I am absolutely absolutely not triggered by spending an extended amount of time on an island.

It's not bringing me back to any sort of childhood drama.

Kyle is just sort of looking around.

He's like, oh, I'm looking at some beautiful women walk.

I ain't fucking bothering to look.

What's going on behind me?

Because, you know, Selena's like making out with who knows who.

I think Demo.

She's making out with Demo now.

Selena and Demo are making out now.

Kyle, it's so funny because everyone's being slutty except for Kyle.

And Kyle's the biggest biggest slut on this group in this group but um but he's in love he's in love and that's why he can't do it he's a one-woman man

yeah everybody's making out which i think is what makes it less um dramatic you know like if everybody's just making out who cares so yeah

like you can't hurt your feelings like if everybody's doing it you know if everyone's doing it so then we get

what'd you say i'm sorry If everyone's doing it, get with it.

Yeah, everybody's doing it.

So Celine is talking about her relationship with Dylan because Dylan changed, she changed me because I broke him.

I broke him.

I saw, well, I did see it.

I didn't listen to it, but I saw that someone got Dylan on a podcast or something and was asking him questions about this.

And Dylan just shows up in the interview shirtless.

I mean, that guy's just such a douche.

Who does that?

He broke Dylan, but Dylan broke us because I swear to God, I was ready to hang it up after watching him on TV.

I was like, this guy, I can't anymore.

He's the worst.

He is terrible.

He shows up shortless to a podcast.

Like, who does that?

Just gross.

Oh, my God.

So,

I'm just thinking about all the cold cuts he's washed off in the time since he's been on TV.

Sulfites, sulfites, bro.

So then Damo comes over to Kyle and he's like, oh, before anyone else tells you, I just kissed so-so.

And he's like, I clocked that.

I clocked that.

Don't worry.

Don't worry.

I clocked it.

I'm not an idiot, lad.

I clocked it.

And are you upset?

No, no, no.

If I was upset, i'd turned around and done something about it but he also doesn't trust his ass anymore he tells us he's like uh yeah uh saw that didn't love that i'm not gonna trust that guy anymore so yeah yeah okay

well at least finally

reaction on this show from somebody

So then Damo goes up to Jess and he's like, well, so soon I just kissed.

And Jess is like, oh, well,

Barbara and I are going to kiss.

He's like, I've decided.

That's fine because Barbara and I are really going to kiss.

We like each other now.

Barbara's like, no, excuse me.

No, no, no, no.

She's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was just batted.

I was just batted.

I was just baited or whatever.

Barbara's like, oh, no, we're not going to kiss.

Yeah.

She's like, oh, yeah.

She goes, oh, my God, I was just batted.

And Barbara's like, no, no, she's with my best friend.

So don't be mad at me.

Don't be mad at me.

And so Barbara's like, oh, God, Jess is mad at me now.

Why?

Why are you mad at her, Jess?

She's like, I tried to kiss her and she wouldn't kiss me back.

So hurtful.

barbar's like well i mean if she wasn't my best friend i would kiss you but she's my best friend so i cannot i'm like i guarantee you that salain if it were if it were turned around selene would not give a so go make out with jess go have fun so then uh but then Jess and Barbara do start to kiss and then Fraser's like there's so much going on it's sensory overload and since I know the audience is absolutely obsessed with everything that's happening let me break it down for you first I kissed Demo in the hot tub then Celine kissed Kyle.

And they were a thing for a moment.

And then Jess kissed Celaine.

And then Celaine and Kyle have been secretly kissing.

And then Rainbow had a panic attack and she was crying.

And she kissed her vacuum cleaner.

Classic love triangle.

And then Demo kissed Celaine.

And now Jess kissed Barbara.

Things are getting really messy.

I'm like, if you have to sell us, if you have to sell us this in the middle of the most slutty moment of the season, it's not working.

I'm sorry.

I just can tell you that.

Yeah.

So then we go to Jess and she's like, oh, I'm still feeling weird about Demo and so, so kissing.

Maybe I am jealous.

Oh, no.

But I think, you know, I don't like to talk about my feelings.

Guess who I get it from?

Cue the Instagrams.

It's from my father.

He doesn't show his emotions.

I was like, oh, for fuck's sake, is any parent going to win in this one?

Not a one.

You all suck, parents.

I hope you're sitting there in your car right now, realizing that even if you don't suck now, one day in someone's story, you are the villain.

Okay?

yeah my parents are very afrikaans they don't feel it they don't feel emotions so then um rainbow is goes up to anthony and she's like chef what's going on with you in a phrase i definitely didn't just sell you out and she's like well i don't know if he's really honest with me you know my weakness is i trust people so much my other weakness i am not a very good chef and that was the story of my life trusting people and not understanding how to cook hot dogs and also being very upset cooking hot dogs alone i do not like to cook hot dogs alone and sometimes i just let people you know, fuck, like, fuck you, mister, you know, like, I let people do that.

I had three main problems in my life.

One, trusting people.

Two, tiny pants.

Three, very large hats.

Don't know.

I do not trust people, which is why I keep my enemies close.

I keep my friends close,

my enemies closer.

And my eyebrows very, very close.

That's why they're so thin.

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So he's talking about how when he left St.

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Cry every day.

Stay gone in the press.

And Bobby is in my head, she told me.

And I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to say.

I just want to cry.

I just want to cry.

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Meanwhile, go to Barbara and so I was just telling Stilly, I'm sorry that I kissed this ex-girlfriend.

And she's like, What?

Well, we were never going to let a girl come between us.

And Kyle goes, Never.

It's like, unless we let a girl come between us.

So, Barbara doesn't even want to talk about her kiss because it was too fast.

It was too fast.

And I can't even like her because she is my friend.

You know, Selene is my friend.

So, I'm not going to like Jess.

So, Demo is like, Well, she shouldn't be concerned about Selene's feelings.

I mean, she's thinking, How should all how Selene's not thinking about anyone else's, so

go for it, basically.

So, Anthony is now cooking, and he had this big plan of like, we're all going to make this family dinner, we all make something, we do it together.

And now, he's the only one in the kitchen cooking.

So, now, and now he's wasted, and he's spiraling out over his own issues.

So, now he just starts screaming.

He's like, Where is everybody?

What is this like west hunt or what what is this like west hunt am i going to get fired from here too will i spend day in bed crying will i make cry in bed

oh i just had to make hot dog all by myself okay that's fine you know sometimes i chef it's very hard because you don't really feel like you're part of the crew and i have this feeling from last season like i was alone and nobody helps me and it's a lot of emotion from last season between me and phaser and so i have all this anger that i should talk about and the fact that i keep it inside me grow and grow and grow at one point it is going to explode like hot dog left the microwave but this this time hot dog is on grill

so hugo has heard all this so he goes to fraser and he's like oh fraser chef just went throwing his toys out of the pram i mean i came up to him and he said no one was offering to help him i mean just so you know he seems a bit off i gave him a pamphlet but

i do feel a little bad I do feel a little bit bad for Anthony because it's like, okay, we're all going to like make dinner together.

And then they just like all go out and hang out and look at the sunset while he's like alone in the corner just turning hot dogs.

He's like, hello.

He should never have volunteered to cook for everyone.

That's his mistake.

You should be like, yeah, I'm going to be like, guys, who's making what tonight?

Something like that.

But just, yeah, no one's going to follow you.

I've definitely been in that position, though.

I was actually very recently in that position where it's like, I was like, okay, I'm going to, I'm going to grill these up for everyone.

And then I grilled and everyone just like stayed inside.

And you're just like alone at the party.

just grilling and you're like, okay, no one wants to be out here with me.

But you're like, but I did volunteer for this.

I mean, what like, I created, I created my own disaster here.

But, like, at the same time, you're like, doesn't anyone want to spend time with me?

Alone with my hot dog.

So Damo tries to talk Anthony down from the ledge.

And he's like, do you know the saying, don't throw the baby out with the bathwater?

And he's like, oh,

no, why would you throw a baby?

Don't throw a baby.

Do not throw a baby.

You don't need to throw a baby.

Why are you throwing baby?

I don't know about the bathwater.

So Fraser is like, well, he's so, he's upset.

He's like something is triggered, you know?

Like, what's going on?

Rimba's like, well, he has been talking about last season to me for the last two days straight.

He will not shut up.

Especially when I go up to him and say, can you tell me more about what happened last season?

He will not stop talking about it.

So Fraser's like, well, guess what?

I'm not living in last season because I cannot do that.

Even though...

I'm always saying how last season I won't repeat those mistakes.

And if he talks to me about it one more time, I will have a problem.

So then

he's like, oh, he's just exploded because you go with making views.

No one really cares about food.

No one cares about it.

I throw my hat.

I throw my hat.

And Fraser's like, okay, but is there more going on?

And he's like, yes, I forgive, but I don't forget baby being thrown.

Baby thrown in bath.

Why?

Why do this?

What do you not forget?

Is it

cleaning up because you do you you you definitely uh do forget about doing that often in your galley and it's like well people told me all day that you're that if you're fired it's because of phaser and phrases like i will not do this that will not that's not my problem i didn't get you fucking fired i merely recommended it He's like, look at Marby.

Marby's saying.

And he's like, I don't care what she's saying.

I don't get you fired.

It wasn't working.

And you laughed now.

So Fraser's not having it.

And he's like, forget it.

And he's because you forget that or you forget this

You forget this buddy take a good

down and tell me if you're ready to let go of this

He's like I know I know he's like I you're fucking here because I brought you back to ridicule you all over again.

I know because I wanted you back.

I did not get you fucking fired.

I merely said this is a terrible chef and everyone's complaining about him and in case we didn't know this captain we probably shouldn't have him on board.

But I was not the one who said you're fired.

Please don't forget that.

I know, I know.

But Barbie, it's like what she said.

Like, she always told me you're fired because of Fraser.

And like I said, no, he's like my message.

Barbie, one more time, you're getting five-year-old Fraser, zero conversation.

Do you understand me?

Do you understand me?

Yeah, but only for one year.

And then you talk again after one year.

Fine.

Two-year-old Fraser, four years of silence.

So people are kind of laughing because they're fighting inside.

And Fraser's like, Bobby said that I was the sole purpose behind him getting fired.

No, she didn't say you were the sole purpose.

See, you're twisting things to make yourself correct.

Because if you say, Barbie said you were the sole purpose, then you can say that was a lie.

No, she didn't say that.

She said, You're a reason that he got fired, and you were.

Yeah, I mean, ultimately, Fraser's like, Look, I love you.

Stop, stop, you're so insecure.

I got you.

And then they hug, and everything is fine.

And Fraser is like, Yeah, it's like, this is all a lie.

Okay.

So, um, they come back to dinner, and everything is fine, everything is settled.

They hyped up this confrontation for five or six episodes.

Like, here it comes, the big explosion.

As basically, Anthony be like, no, but I don't know because Bobby says that you got me five, but I don't even know anymore because of bath water that I threw out, apparently.

Verse is like, no, I never said that.

I got you.

Okay.

It's like, oh, so it's solved.

The end.

So now we go to dinner and they're like, let's play Rose on Thorn.

This is Bravo.

Let's do, you know, what's your best part and your worst part of the season so saline goes first i'm like well the worst was when i finished work and she asked me to wash all the fucking toilets at one o'clock in the morning and she told me saline you finish you go to bed and i thought thank you goodbye and rainbow goes um i never said that though so i mean i said check and then go to bed i never said go to bed why are you doing

why are you i speak yeah and then Okay, I speak.

Yeah, I speak thank you.

Okay, I speak thank you.

Voila.

Okay, so she said maybe before you go to sleep, you're going to go go to the heads and do the toilet and wasn't like wipe everyone toilet and I was like oh but you told me I can finish.

Okay, I speak okay.

Thank you.

Voila.

Don't lie.

Don't lie about it.

You call me a liar.

You call me a liar.

You're lying.

You call me a liar.

I'm liar.

No, no, I'm not a liar.

I'm not liable.

No, I'm not liar.

I found a liar.

I don't find it very funny.

And she's like, well, I don't care.

Me, I think it's funny.

And I'm not perfect, but liar never.

Never liar.

And he was like, oh, maybe it's it's just a miscommunication me you know you can only move ahead by looking behind that's not true who told you that that's the dumbest fucking saying i've ever heard you don't have to look behind you to move forward you just move forward sir not everything is driving through that fucking small bridge in st.

Martin okay sometimes you could just look ahead so rainbow be an uber driver or something where you're in charge of

transportation so rainbow's face

sir rainbow is like her face is all contorted because she's about to cry.

She's about to burst into tears.

She's like, oh, mommy, go.

So she gets up and they're like, Rainbow.

She's like, no, no, I just have to go to the bathroom, guys.

Like, I'm totally fine.

I just have to go.

It's totally fine.

I just have to go to the bathroom.

I just have to go to the bathroom.

Don't mind me.

So she goes off.

And then she's like, I don't need turmoil.

I really, I just, I try to avoid it, but like, I feel like the other girls take some kind of like weird pleasure out of making me, other girls feel this way.

If I didn't like have deep childhood emotional trauma, like I probably wouldn't even care.

But I feel like I just grew up in a household where feelings were like not like a thing it was almost like just as Afrikaans household but it was like Dutch which is sort of the same I mean I can't wake up in the morning even today I call my mom I tell her like hey I'm having a really bad day I have so much anxiety I'm like I can't breathe I'm like really upset and then my mom will look at me and be like what am I supposed to do about it and then she gives me a stroke waffle it's so awkward

So yeah, like the hurt comes from my mom.

I was like, wow, you're the fifth person to blame your mother today.

Also, your mom's probably sick of you calling every day, crying about some bullshit that somebody doesn't like you at work because you're being an asshole to them.

I'm sorry, but like at some point, you know, it's you.

Okay,

I'm I already feel for your mother.

I guess that's the point.

That's what happens when you just stay old and recap things.

You start being on the other person's side.

Because I think like 10 years ago, I would have been on the completely different side.

And now I'm like, team, your mom, shut the fuck up.

I can't even believe your mom hasn't blocked your number yet.

Because you know, this girl calls every fucking day with something that she's upset about and triggered it.

I know.

We are the same podcast that is

like brazenly pro-Anwar on next-gen New York City.

Like, yeah.

Anwar a spin-off.

Yes.

Apparently here.

You're stupid.

Sir Rainbow comes back.

She's like, I'm totally fine, guys.

I just had to

get a diarrhea or something.

It's like, okay, well, glad you're back.

I was close to coming over there.

She's like, no, I just had to pee.

It's like totally fine.

Like, I pee.

I mean, sometimes I pee through my eyes.

It looks like tears, but it's really pee.

Why are you guys so disturbed?

Because of trauma.

It's like IP.

It's IP.

It's because of childhood trauma.

It's my mom's fault.

He goes, like, well, I think that's the most difficult part of the job because you're away from your family.

I'm like, have you listened to what everyone's been saying?

I think that's why they're in the industry is to get away from their family.

Good point.

Everybody's here to escape their fucking parents.

And he's like, you know, and you deal with people that are different, man, they have different perspectives.

And you have to make sense of how to live with them, how to deal with them.

And, you know, that's when we get, why we get paid what we do because we got to figure out how to live together and make sense of it all.

Shut up.

Who brought this fucking guy?

Get rid of this guy.

So now they clean up and Barbara and Jess text about their kiss and like

whatever they text.

And then Rainbow is like, pulls Celine for a chat.

Mind if I pull you for a chat?

You really might type on paper.

So Rainbow's like, I'm just like sad that you feel like what you said happened because I literally asked you that evening.

I was like, hey, just check the day heads, then go to bed.

That's all I said.

By the way, what we did not discuss is that the flashback show that she said, guess what?

You're done.

You are free.

You can go to bed.

It's all over.

No more work for you.

And then it's like five minutes later.

You know what?

I forgot.

Can you actually wash all the bathrooms?

Thanks.

Sweet Celaine.

Very station.

That's kind of the most shocking thing to me about this season is that Celaine is not as terrible as you would think.

Like, I thought she was just going to be a fucking nightmare, and she's actually at least trying, you know, I mean, I can see the complaints about her and stuff.

I don't think that they're wrong, but she keeps getting vindicated.

It's kind of funny.

Well, she's like, yeah, she's like lazy, but she's right about certain things.

And like, really what Rainbow should have said was, you're right.

That was shitty of me.

I just had totally forgotten.

I felt so bad that I told you to go to sleep and then I made you clean those bathrooms.

But like, yeah, sorry about that.

But they had to be done.

Just sucks.

This is one of the things that we gotta do to people.

She was like, can we have a chat?

I'm so sorry that you actually think that that's what happened.

Crazy.

I'm so sorry that the neurons in your brain have led you to think that this was your reality when it wasn't.

Yeah, you crazy.

And Selene's like, oh, you're cheery story.

I don't want to make a big story about that.

Okay, no big story about it.

She's like, but I'm really trying to be super forgiving with you.

Like, I'll give you 10 minutes here, extra sleep at night.

And, you know, you know, you're yawning.

I mean, it's a big deal.

It's a big deal.

I never asked you for the yes to sleep.

Like, Rainbow needs permission to be 10 minutes late to work.

Rainbow's going to be 10 minutes late to work, whether or not you tell her she can or not.

She's going to be drinking wine in the fucking butler pantry.

all she can.

And she's like, but I let you do that, you know?

And, you know, I try and I'm trying to be as nice as possible.

And here you are yawning at me, you know, and I just, I feel like it's not appreciated.

It's not appreciated.

And Celaine's like, oh, you know, your attitude.

You're like, oh, I give you 10.

I'm so nice to you.

I give you time off.

Like, oh, so be grateful about it.

Which is funny.

It's like, you actually should be because that's your superior.

She's like, see, you're speaking to me like that.

You know, you think I don't care about job working.

However, Celaine does, I think, have some emotional maturity here in the sense that she picks up on the fact that, like, actually, Rainbow is not doing this to be like considerate, like, oh, oh

my the person the third steward the fourth steward working really hard i should give her a little bit more time off to rest rainbow is doing it to be like i'm doing this so that way you will like me do you like me now i did all the things so you should like me and so solane is picking up on that she's like you didn't do it because i needed it you did it purely so that way you you can act like you're not the bad guy and you can say i gave you an exist

and i did this you should be grateful because it's not that what rainbow is saying is wrong really i mean so lane needs a lot of direction but it's just how she says it you know it's just her tone is just wrong she just yeah selene's like oh this attitude you know like you i see i see you speaking to me like that you know you think i don't care about working i don't care about my work i don't like my job it's what you think and i don't really care period at the end i did it you know even if i'm not very happy i always did it i always did my job and she's like oh that's where selane is wrong That's where Celaine is like, Celaine does not do her job very well necessarily.

Last week, there was was a whole thing where she was like, well,

I don't have to like make this look that nice because the guest won't even care.

And Rainbow's like, you should as like a pride in like your job.

And she's like, eh, whatever.

And now she's acting like, oh, like you're saying that I don't even care about my job.

I'm like, you literally last week were like, how can I?

That's true.

But wasn't there also a scene this season where she was like,

and this was with Barbara, so it's not any gotcha for Rainbow, but where she was arguing with Barbara and she's like, but am I supposed to iron this sheet?

And she's like, do you think it needs to be ironed?

It doesn't look like it needs to be ironed.

She's like, but you tell me to iron, so I need to iron it.

She's like, no, you do whatever you think.

If you think it needs to be ironed, you think it needs to be ironed.

And she's like, okay, but you tell me one minute I have to iron it.

And the next minute I don't have to iron it.

So you tell me.

And she's like, do you, you know, there was that whole argument where Barbara's like, use your fucking face, use your eyes.

And if you, if it doesn't, doesn't look like it needs it.

So I think in that scene last week, I took it as Rainbow taking that and being like, oh, I don't think we need to do this one.

And her being like, yes, we do.

We do it every time.

And her being like, well, what the fuck?

You ladies are telling me something different every time.

But I don't know why.

That's fair for Rainbow because I would probably have a nervous breakdown having to work with

Celaine.

Yeah.

I mean, that could be true.

That could be true.

But I think just based on the surface of what of that interaction was, it's like Celaine would seem like she was trying to cut corners.

I mean, Celaine does seem like she's a bit.

But where Barbara was so

much for Celaine.

I just like her.

She makes me laugh.

No, it's okay because you don't like Rainbow.

So, you know, the enemy of your enemy is your friend.

But I think that Barbara knows exactly how to handle Selene, which is like, I'm not going to try to be your friend.

If you're going to, like, you can try to start whatever you want with me, and I'm going to tell you, just do your job and just do your job.

I don't care.

If it needs to be ironed, then iron it.

Like, don't bother me with it.

I've got stuff to do.

Whereas Rainbow's like, well,

I don't know.

I mean,

I mean, you should just, I mean, iron it.

Remember how I told you you should iron it?

That's how you should iron.

She's just sort of like condescending, whereas Barbara's like, I don't, I'm not going to deal with your bullshit.

Do your job.

Barbara's not concerned about looking like a victim.

You know what I mean?

I think the motivations are different.

I think Rainbow is just, she, everything that comes out of Rainbow's mouth is about being a victim in some way.

All of her backstory is about how she's victimized.

All of her time off is like about how she's so exhausted, she's the only one that works.

Everything that comes out of her mouth is that she's a victim of some situation where Barbara's just like, fuck it, do your fucking job, you stupid idiot.

And then I think Selene respects that because she's working with someone who's not, I don't know.

It's actually really annoying because I was really looking forward to Barbara and Celaine having bickering the whole season and then they stopped because Selene respect Barbara, Barbara earned respect and now they love each other.

It's nice.

It's been a while, I think, since we've had like a gang up on the Chiefs, too.

Those were always fun.

So it's nice to see.

It's a nice trope coming back.

So it's the next morning.

People wake up.

Oh, no, we haven't finished the scene.

So basically, Rainbow just stops fighting.

She goes, okay, yeah, okay, whatever and she gets up and she walks off and she's like oh yeah you lazy want to be famous only to be here on tv dumb bitch can't even do the

job

i wish you had said that to solane's face yeah

me too that would have been great that's that's what you you should say and like what does salan say to that

like no voila Okay, so now it's the next morning and

they're going to be going to a beach club.

And so Fraser uh is telling Barbara that Jess has a crush on you.

And Barbara's like, It's not true, she's like, No, she said she wanted to kiss you to me.

That and then, like, how the her and Selene thing isn't going anywhere.

And if it's gonna go somewhere, the only way it's gonna go somewhere is if she kisses you to make Selene jealous, so she wants to kiss you.

She's like,

No, but so so likes her.

She's like, No, but I'm still in love with Demo, but that's not going anywhere either.

Remember, America, so here's what happened, okay?

So, first, Demo and I went on a date, and then we also kissed, and then also, also, like, cut to the next scene.

Yeah, so then we go to Jess and Rainbow talking about Jess's relationship with So-So,

and she's like, Well, you know, like when I saw her kiss Demo, I thought maybe I like her, but I don't know.

You know, maybe I can't even speak with Barbara, like, I can't have a normal conversation every time I speak, like, she avoids me.

And Fraser's like, No, I talk to her, go work it, go talk to her, lesbians forever, go form a softball team together, whatever stereotype you need.

Just go do it.

Live free.

Live happy.

Get a mobile home.

I don't care what it is.

Just be happy, my little dumpling.

And Jess is like, no, but I like her.

If I try to kiss her, and she's like, no, no, no.

And he's like, oh, no, but I'd be the same.

But if you go up to her and say, hey, I feel like there's something kind of going on.

Is there or not?

Tell me so I know where to go from here.

And then it's done.

Don't worry.

It'll be fun.

It'll be perfect.

Nothing bad will ever happen.

So Jess goes up to Barbara.

And she's like, well, I feel like like obviously so and i have had a thing going on but i want to know do we have a thing going on

real smooth jess real smooth but i like that i like just some bluntness because it's so rare i think in real life and on these shows and barbara's just like listen i like you but i'm not going to kiss you just because i have a feeling you're doing this because of solane and you're trying to make her jealous basically and so she's like but i'm not even though i just kind of said that that is what i was doing she's like well but we kiss and then like I'm going to my cabin then you sleep with Soso.

So I mean come on.

And she's like, okay, well, that's true.

But I'm going to move out of my room tonight and there's nobody else I want to kiss who's within two feet of me.

So

let's kiss.

This is this is the biggest stream of bullshit.

She's like, yeah, there's no one else I want to kiss.

I just want to kiss you all of a sudden out of nowhere.

And when we kissed, it was different because you were not Soso, so it was technically different.

And I know we speak about this, the straight girl stuff and whatever.

And for me, I think kissing a girl who's also interested in girls makes it a bit more real.

So I think we should kiss.

And therefore, in conclusion, let's kiss.

Parpa's like, fine.

Yeah,

they make out.

That's a big end.

And that's the end.

Oh, I didn't realize that was the end of the episode.

Yeah, we did it.

We did it.

We did it.

It just helped me.

It just ended.

So it ended just the same way.

All right, everybody.

Someone got some pusé say.

All right, everybody.

We sure love you guys.

I will see some of you tonight over at at Amazon Live and everybody else later on for some Migby Dynasty I'm kind.

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