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Well, hello, and welcome to Watch What Crappens, the soothing sounds of Watch What Crappens.

I'm Ronnie.

That's Ben over there.

Hello, you little Benny Toon.

What you doing?

Hi.

How's it going, Snookums?

Good.

Schnookums?

Good.

Good, Toots.

Well, welcome, everybody, to the show.

It's below deck day over here.

We're all in love with each other.

Ben, I'm in love with Danny Pellegrino.

I'm sorry.

I've got to.

Well, I just kissed Barbara in retaliation.

Damn it.

Damn it, Barbara.

She was holding so steadfastly to being a lesbian.

I know.

I guess a lesbian and a sweater gay are kind of a lesbian couple.

I tricked her.

I put on a wig and I said, I'm a lady.

And I tricked her.

It was very rude of me.

Very easily tricked after being mixed up on that boat.

Well, welcome, everybody, to Below Deck Day.

Tonight is also the date of our very first Amazon live.

We're very excited.

So join us for that.

That's going to be at 5.30 p.m.

Pacific time.

And we have no idea how that's going to go, but it's gonna be so fun it's gonna be outrageously fun i'm so excited today

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i just wanted to put that awkward pause in there for fun i'm playing i'm playing with the the it was perfectly timed because dom just walked in and gave me a straw

I was pausing for a straw.

I don't know why I did that.

I just started playing with my Starbucks label.

You know, like the little label on my Starbucks.

I'm just like playing with it.

So I need to focus because it's a very big face.

It's below deck.

It's a very, very serious show.

Bam.

Stop playing.

It is a very serious face.

You know, I'm a huge straw fan.

I don't get, I don't get, I don't get fangirl whenever I see any actual celebrity, but when I see a straw, I'm like, fuck yes, straws.

You know what?

Straws are so strong.

I am so proud of straws for remaining in our culture, even after you got canceled.

You know, I love you, straws.

Well, well, I'm doing a straw puppet show right now.

It's walking in the front of my microphone.

I'm like, this is like, go wait.

Go away.

I just saw Flo last night.

This reminds me of that bird that was in Flow.

So I have a lot of thoughts on that movie, too, by the way.

So you just all wait for that one.

What's it called?

Flo, I thought you watched it with your dog, didn't you?

No, what's that?

Flow.

Flo, it won the Oscar for best animated movie.

And it's about a cat that goes on a journey, meets other animals.

But the whole thing with the movie is that they use real,

like real audio of like cats and dogs and nature sounds so everyone who watches it with their pets their pets kind of like are entranced because they think they're they're hearing nature and so they all like walk up to the tv and like watch the movie and there's all these tick tocks of cats like just staring at the at the screen like what the hell and like dogs and like the animals love it um and it was really lovely it was a beautiful movie and i i I thought you'd seen it for some reason.

I thought you would said that you'd watched it with Bueller.

No, no, I watched the one about the hooker that won the Oscar.

Well, they're very similar movies.

That was also a name.

What was that?

They both was out.

Anora.

They both.

Yeah, they both.

They both bothered.

They're both about journeys.

What was her name?

Yeah, they're both about journeys.

They're both about sex workers, and they both have Erica Jane on the soundtrack.

But what I wanted to say, what I wanted to say, though,

is shout out to Chelsea Devontes

because

the episode I did with her

of Glamorous Trash, which is her podcast that's all about celebrity memoirs,

I was so lucky enough to be a guest on her podcast where we discussed the autobiography of Sheena Shea.

So that book, I think, drops today.

And so the podcast is dropping later today at some point.

So go check that out because we had so much fun breaking down that whole ridiculous autobiography.

It was like the funniest read I've had in quite some time.

It was definitely funnier than Dune.

And so that was great.

And another shout out is that we're going to be, keep your ears open.

We're going to be on Julia Cunningham, Julia Cunningham show on Sirius XM.

We're, it may be a pre-record tomorrow, but so I don't know if it's live tomorrow, but keep your ears out because we will be on there.

So just a shout out to our friends who are having us on their shows.

Yes.

Yeah.

I've been reading a lot of the Sheena,

the Sheena article.

Brock cheated on me.

Bro.

So I've been reading,

I mean, she's everywhere, you know.

Sheena's acting like being cheated on is like winning an Oscar.

I mean, that girl is making the round.

She's like, did you hear I got cheated on?

Did you hear I got cheated on?

Did you hear I get cheated on?

Like, I was so mad like you were ripping a little bit of people about staying with some fucking cheater, Sheena.

Like, what the hell?

Oh, my God.

Anyone who, anyone who read the excerpt in Glamour magazine saw that she wrote, she writes in her excerpt, I was so mad that I threw a Rubik's Cube at Brock.

And to this day, I cannot look at a Rubik's Cube without being triggered up to that pain.

And it's like, I love this.

To this day, I can't look at a Rubik's Cube anymore.

And the thing is, this, her entire book is like that.

It's like, to this day, I can't drive by a Carabas without thinking about that painful chapter in my life.

As if Sheena's ever had a day where she wasn't triggered by a Rubik's Cube.

You kidding me?

I can't even believe she allowed one of those things in her home, honestly.

It is actually a shocking, that's a very shocking truth.

Like, she was like, look at this cube.

You can move it in any different direction.

It changes colors.

We must have it.

You're supposed to get all the colors in one square.

I was just about to get

it.

It's four corners.

Corners.

This is more than four corners.

It's like 16 corners.

Okay.

Anyway, the point is below deck, bad romance.

So we open with a fun rainbow breakdown, which I just, I love any show that I can just start cracking up whenever the show starts.

I love that.

Yeah.

Rainbow.

It just starts with rainbow.

Girls don't like me.

Because they tattled on her for fucking up something in the maid service.

You know, so they were like, Fraser was like, girls, who's in charge of the master?

And they're like, that bitch, that girl over there, the rainbow.

Fuck you, girls.

They threw me under the bus.

Yeah.

Rainbow, it's time to stop trying to be friends with these girls.

They don't like you.

No matter what you try to do, they're still going to throw you under the bus.

So I say just unleash your, your outer bitch, maybe your inner bitch, whatever.

You're trapped on an island, bitch, and just like make their lives hell at this point.

Be like, okay, if you're not going to help me and you're not going to be friends with me, then fine.

Do like fold this, make that, put that fitted sheet on that bed and like get out of my face.

I just say go full bitch.

Yeah, look, I think you should be who you are.

You know what I mean?

Because when people try to change, it just doesn't work.

It doesn't work.

I mean, people can change, sir.

It takes a lot of work.

You have to really want to, but I think

at your core, you don't really change.

And Rainbow, it's not working.

You're trying to be a nice person.

It's like an alien coming down to the earth and trying to like fit in.

It just doesn't work.

You're just not a nice person.

Just accept it.

I remember one time my mom was hanging out when my sister was in college.

I went to Austin to stay with my sister for a while and was like partying with her friends.

It was so fun because we're like a few years apart.

So it wasn't that awkward.

But it will be when I do it with my nieces because I'm planning to.

But anyway, at the time, my mom was living in El Paso and we were in Austin.

So she came and she was having so much fun that she started, she moved there.

Like she was like, party, you know, she started like coming out with our friends and she started drinking too much and starting fights with people.

And it was awkward.

Okay.

And so I had a moment.

I was like, listen, you can't be starting fights with my friends.

That's it.

You know, you've got to stop drinking.

And so she did.

It was horrible.

It was the most horrible, I think, two months of all of our lives.

And finally, we had to sit down with my mom and say, it's okay if you drink.

Go back to the five and dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean, because it's just who you are.

You know, some people just need a couple of drinks, like whatever it takes, just stop trying to be this other person that's making us all crazier than the person who is getting us kicked out of restaurants.

You know, I'd rather be kicked out of a restaurant than suffer through being in a restaurant with somebody who's making me fucking crazy with their fake new personality.

And that's you, Rainbow.

Okay.

Just Rhonda yourself.

Just be Rhonda.

It's a very true thing.

I mean, what you're basically saying is it's whether or not she's actually a nice person is immaterial.

She's not being her authentic self because she's trying to be accepted by these people who don't seem to really care about her.

And Rainbow also has to ask herself a question, which is, does she actually like these people?

She's so concerned with wanting to be, wanting to fit in and wanting to be liked that I'm not sure if she's actually considered whether she actually likes Barbara or salane or anyone else on this boat so she should just be herself do her thing and even if she even if her authentic self is being a little crusty and a little bitchy they probably will respect her more for that they may complain but they probably will respect her more for just being herself and they may also inherently be more drawn to that because that's just who she is so yeah um yeah you heard it here first also she's kind of she's just kind of a dick i mean i can see why people don't really like her she speaks to people she speaks down to people she's not she's just not a cool person you know?

So

if you're, if you have that, and that's just an

event, then wear it like a badge, you know?

She doesn't know how to relate.

And I think if she stops trying to relate, that maybe she could just, she will relate, which is the paradox of human, the human condition.

Ain't it though?

So Anthony is like, oh, it was fine.

It is together.

We are together.

Don't worry.

Later, I will wear a straw hat and have a fit.

I will outshadow every stupid mistake you make today.

And she's like, I know, but

I need to go.

And so Barbara, because Barbara comes in and sees this.

And she's like, whoa, what is happening?

And Rainbow's like, nothing.

I just need to go.

Selene's still drinking whatever that beverage is in the mason jar or whatever that looks sort of like beer, but maybe apple juice.

Like, you know, I think I deserve a break.

Which she probably says every five minutes.

So Rainbow goes to cry in her crying corner.

And then Fraser is like, oh my gosh, I don't feel very awake.

I'm horrifying.

It's awful.

And Demo's like, well, you look immaculate.

Because Demo's sort of being flirty with Fraser now.

That's like his new thing, but he's straight, but he's also kind of like, maybe curious.

We don't really know.

I like that Fraser can be exhausted and his eyes are still like pinwheels.

Yeah.

Completely open.

Like blink, blink.

Look how exhausted I am.

You look the same as you did yesterday.

You look like a party, a party city skeleton at Halloween.

Your eyes are always the same amount of open.

He's like, thank you.

That's what I've been going for all these years, not eating.

He is getting this kind of typical storyline.

I mean, most gay guys have the storyline in our past of the straight guy who's just needs attention from somebody.

So he flirts with the gay guy or whatever.

Like I've had that, you know, I actually kind of.

think fondly back on some of those stories.

I enjoy one.

I enjoy that.

I'm like, some hurt more than others.

I'm not going to lie.

I like that it's a plot this season on this show.

But yeah, some of us have that.

I will say,

I think Fraser's lucky because I don't think I've ever been manipulated in a way where I get dinner.

I mean, this guy's like, let's go on a date.

I mean, I think that's nice, right?

That's like not standard.

Yeah.

It's also funny.

Like,

it's also funny to live at a time that like a guy asking another guy out to dinner just because he wants to just know more about him is like, what?

That's crazy.

He must be secretly homosexual.

He must, he's confused.

He's queer baiting or homosexual.

What's wrong with him?

It's like, he's just asking somebody.

It's like, hey, you seem cool.

I want to get to know more about you.

But we're like, what?

Now, admittedly, it's the context of this show where the only time people go on one-on-one dinners is on a date.

I get it.

But it is funny that we're like, what?

This is crazy.

Well, and after they made out.

True.

And after he said, like, oh, I'm not really gay, but like, maybe I would be gay, but like, I don't know, I'm straight, but like, I have

to be clearly doing this whole, yeah, he's clearly playing the game, I think.

Um, so now Rainbow comes to Fraser, or Fraser comes to her, because I think he's like, what is that teapot that keeps steaming and then stopping and then steaming and stuff?

Oh, it's rainbow.

Rainbow, what's up, babe?

And she's like, I just, you know, like, I just, I got frustrated because after the tip meeting, I sent them to the cabins to strip the beds and then there's no communication of like hey we did the bottom ones but the master's not done you know it's like it's very much like rainbow will do it no rainbow see and that's why people don't like you right there is your retelling of the story that is not what happened you were supposed to do the master and you didn't do it and then when they got questioned they said it was your job That's what happened.

Don't make it sound like these girls are just trying to throw you under the bus for nothing.

You at least gave them a bus to throw under.

Well, I guess that wouldn't work because then you're throwing a bus under a bus, but you know what i mean

well if you want to know what happens next on the show unfortunately you're gonna have to wait because here comes a wall of instagram photos to stop the show and its tracks so that way rainbow can have a monologue it is nice to see a cast member who's who has an instagram photo that's not covered in like bikini shots and or speed up shots you know

It's just like Rainbow with like blood on her hands and like a little like an island setting, but like a Dutch flag behind it and like crying.

And

the caption says, I miss my sister.

She has sisters.

No, I mean, I ranted about this when you were gone last week.

I was ranting about this because I really can't stand this Instagram, like how they stopped the show for this.

Because they could include the exact same audio clip.

I don't mind what is said after the Instagram wall and everything.

But in the past, whenever anyone, whenever they layer in backstory with people, they just layer it in.

They just play it and the show just goes forward.

But here they like stop the whole show to be like, wait, let's have a moment with this person.

Let's have an Instagram wall.

Let's put their name up really big as if we're about to do something really momentous.

And then they give us an anecdote about their lives that nine times out of ten is not very interesting.

And like we would have had that anecdote anyway, but by forcing us to actually like stop and pay attention to it, it's like more annoying.

Whereas before you could let it just sort of like tumble over you and you move on.

So I'm like really,

every passing week, I dislike the Instagram wall more and more.

I hate to sound like a negative Nelly, like

an unhappy Ursula,

like a sad Sally.

Be you.

That's the point of the show today.

Like

a yucky Yana.

But I am done with the Instagram.

Terrible Terry.

But, you know, you know,

I mean, I love below deck.

I just don't like this tweak that they've made.

And it's not me not being able to adapt to a new thing, okay?

I just think the Instagram wall, every time it pops up, I get so annoyed.

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You know, I have to disagree with you just because I'm, you know, a contrary calliope today.

Contrary Mary?

Yeah, because I like it because I think you can tell so much about a person from looking at their Facebook feed.

And these are basically vapid people.

I mean, you can tell, I'm I'm not their Facebook, their Instagram feed.

You can tell a lot about me.

I have nothing inside.

I barely post.

There's nothing there.

There's nothing to post.

I have nothing going on.

So you can tell that about me unless there's something cute in my proximity that I can like squelch likes off of, like my nieces or my dog or a baby.

You know, I'll put those on.

But otherwise, there's nothing going on in my life.

So I like

people in like swimsuits and I don't know, swimsuits.

That's basically all it is.

Maybe they just need to get more interesting Instagram feeds, you know, like get those people who like rescue ducks.

Like I saw one yesterday where a guy built, there, there were ducks that made a nest at a top of a building, like a window on top of the building.

And he was worried that the ducks were going to jump out of the nest and die on the sidewalk.

And so he built like a wooden cage to put the duck.

I mean, that's an Instagram feed, you know?

So they caged the ducks.

It's like, I was worried that you might actually

feel the taste of freedom.

So I put you in a cage and now you're quote unquote safe.

See, that makes it interesting because you're like, is this guy a hero or did he just, you know, condemn these ducks to death because they never learned to fly?

Like, are they going to grow up in a fucking cage?

When are they ever going to learn to fly?

How is this going to work?

And then there's comments like, well, no, the ducks need to jump out of the, I think it was a German thing.

That's why I'm doing that.

But they're like, no, I think the ducks have to jump out because they just bounce onto sidewalk anyway.

And then there's like a whole discussion about ducks bouncing off sidewalks.

Yeah.

I mean, let me tell you something.

If there was ever an argument to go watch Flow, it's this duck situation.

I mean, talk about watching nature do what nature does.

It's that movie, Flow.

Okay.

What I'm sick of in these Instagram pop-up things is the stories are all the same.

And this whole entire show, this entire season is full of people who can't let their childhood go.

And I get that I'm just told a story about my mother and I'm almost 50.

So maybe that's just a human condition thing where we can never let it go.

But every single person on this show is blaming their parent for literally everything.

Like she blames her dad for throwing her on an island to beat up her sisters.

We just got the girl

for having no emotions.

Then we've got the other, then we've got a guy who, this guy, Damo, blaming his dad for, you know, not really wanting him when he was a kid.

Everyone's whole life is revolving around their parents.

You know what?

Bring back elder abuse.

That's what I say.

Just tell your parents, fuck off, give them a shot of something with saline in it.

Get rid of them.

I mean, how are we ever going to get over these people?

They're just torturers.

They're torturers.

I am going to, I'm going to give Rainbow, like, I understand, like, we do, there's a lot of like, this is my tough childhood boo-hoo.

Here I am on below deck that happens on these shows.

I'm going to, I'm going to give it to Rainbow.

I think being put on an island in the middle of Holland and being forced to fight with your sisters for an hour, that's like fair.

That's like a fair thing to bring up on a reality.

She got a trip to an island.

My mom just did that in our backyard.

I mean, what the hell?

It was a Dutch.

It was a very pragmatic island.

It was a Dutch island.

She at least got a fucking vacation and a ride on a boat somewhere.

My mom was just like, here's a wooden spoon.

Here's a fly swatter.

You two go at it.

I'm sick of dealing with you little fuckers.

You're like, we want our old mother back.

It was when you're like 25.

Yeah, I just can't stand this whole Instagram thing.

It's not even the, it's not even the Instagram wall.

I don't mind that there's an Instagram wall that comes flying up.

I just don't like that there is a tonal shift that says, whatever you're watching,

we're going to put that on pause and we're going to dwell here in the miseries of these, of these maids.

And I'm like, I don't, like, I just don't care enough.

Like, I'm okay if I, if my, if I'm concerned about what's happening at the bar, like someone didn't wash that bar.

I need to know what's going on with that bar.

And then while that's happening, someone's like, this is just like my childhood where I was always washing the bar.

I'm like, that's fine.

Well, we that works how it usually is.

But if it's like, but if that's how it normally is, but if I'm like, someone needs to wash that bar, and like, stop.

Let's hear what Barbara has to say.

It's like, as a child, I grew up and I always used to like ducks.

And then one time, my father put the cage around the duck.

And then I was like, you have to worry about the duck.

So that's why I don't like to clean the bar because I don't want to cage the duck on the bar.

I'm like, I get it.

I do kind of like the classic below deck style of like they're cleaning a toilet.

There's like a poop speck on it that they're about to throw up on.

And then it's like, and I was traumatized by my dad leaving me, you know?

It does, it does make more sense like that.

I also like when I'm caught by surprise by it because the thing is, when the Instagram wall comes up, then you know, okay, I'm gonna have to listen to someone's trauma.

Whereas, if I don't know that it's coming, it's like, oh my God, I wonder if they can clean that bar.

Wait, she was put on an island and she had to fight with her sisters, but what about that bar?

You know, like, I kind of like the blindsiding of it all.

Yeah,

okay.

Well, you know what, noted, and hopefully, someone from production is watching this.

You know, I hope so.

I hope so.

So, we get over to Rainbow's monologue of the day, which she's such a good teammate.

She's trying to do everything.

I mean, she's getting herself to the point of having nervous breakdowns because she's doing so much work for everybody.

To which I say, boohoo, that's all your fucking fault.

You're the delegator.

And you know what?

You're a bad delegator.

Okay.

Belle.

Well, you're a bad delegat.

Bad Dell.

Bad Dell.

Della, you're Della not Rhys.

Della, the gate is is opener.

Okay.

You left the gate open.

The dog is now out running around in the streets.

You're very bad at this.

Okay.

So if you're just bad at your job, just say you're bad at your job.

And she's like, well, they, you know, the first opportunity they got, they took out their shotguns and they took the shot.

Fucking snakes in the grass.

I'm like, are you telling me snakes can handle a shotgun?

Because that is terrifying.

She's like, they took out their shotgun.

Those snakes took out their shotgun and they shot me.

You know what they should do?

Okay, I hate to belabor this point.

This is not about the Instagram wall.

That's not belabored anymore.

I want to talk about this movie Flow.

Oh, Jesus, the fucking cat movie.

I can't.

There is a very elegant and pissed-off bird in that movie.

And it's called the real bird is called a secretary bird, which is funny that there's a bird called a secretary.

It's like a bird that's like, Mr.

Mushnik, I got a call for you on line one.

Mr.

Mushnik.

Mr.

Mushnik, they're not taking off for an answer.

So I told them you weren't in, but they're coming, they're coming.

They're in there.

Are they in there?

Do you want me to bring you guys some coffee?

Mr.

Mushnick, the bedrooms aren't ready, but Rainbow didn't get them ready in time.

What do you want me to do, Mr.

Mushnik?

But they're called secretary birds.

And I looked them up, and they're basically eagles that have the legs

of a stork.

And so they're basically these like they're like sexy, like sexy birds with long legs, and they use their legs to stomp on snakes in the grass.

And that's why I'm bringing this up.

And rainbow needs to be like a fucking secretary bird.

I'm like, oh, boom.

And just step on those snakes in the grass.

And in the end, we're going to be like, yes, icon.

Rather than be like, oh, you're so lame.

Like, step on those snakes like a good secretary bird, like the one in flow.

I really, by the way, look up a secretary bird.

You're going to be so impressed.

You're going to be like, you're going to have a gay moment.

You're going to turn full, like, full, like your gayness is going to go up 50% because these are like gay icon birds they just like they are they have a fabulous

they have a fabulous hairstyle and they have

oh these are fabulous birds they're like phyllis diller of birds they've got these big right yeah these are amazing actually wait till you see their i mean look at look at this one

hold on i'm gonna show it i'm gonna show it on it's it's too

that's what i was just doing too we have to show people the ones show the one well okay i'll tell you go into the go into the more images okay

and then look up.

Look at the one.

The fourth one in the first top row.

Look at that.

Oh, my God.

That's great.

Look at that.

Human showgirl legs.

That's nuts.

The very elegant feisty secretary bird.

She's like,

you gotta do it.

She's like the second.

She's the second.

I know why it's the secretary bird because this is the one that the boss sleeps with.

He cheats on.

This is the.

Let me tell you.

Yeah, this is your wife.

If the CEO of Astronomer were a bird.

Yeah.

If the the CEO of Astronomer Ruby, it would be making up with this one at a cold play concert.

Your husband is definitely leaving, and she doesn't even care either.

She's like, yeah,

you can't steal a man.

You know, that's the secretary.

The secretary probably has like word art on her desk.

It's like, you can't steal a man.

By the secretary has now,

this is what we're looking at right now.

This is an acceptable Instagram wall for your

deck.

They should.

If Secretary Bird,

if Secretary Bird were stew.

I would

stop the show 10 times over, look at the Instagram wall and hear what the secretary bird has to say.

You know, the secretary bird before it leaves the nest is always like talking to his sister, like, Mr.

Mushnick's gonna take me out to a nice dinner tonight.

It's like, oh, come on, you gotta stop seeing him.

He's never gonna give you what you want.

No, he's gonna leave her.

I swear to God.

No, he won't.

He'll never do it.

And the way you get them is the way you lose them.

Watch out, Pam.

Yeah, this Secretary Bird's bird's not fucking around, man.

I wouldn't trust this secretary bird.

And you know, she always smells like gum and powder.

Oh.

Uh-huh.

All right, let's get watching the show.

We're going to be here for 10 hours today.

You know, the audience doesn't need this from us.

They don't need this from our shit.

They don't need this shit from us.

They didn't deserve it.

They don't.

They don't.

Although, if we're going to do an Africa, or if we're going to do an Instagram while, that's a good one.

Because look, you also get this grumpy old man of the water hole, which is, I guess, a rhino with a spotty nose.

This is the way to do an Instagram while I'm below deck.

Tell me about Rainbow's tragedy while I'm looking at the spotted nose rhinoceros called the Grumpy Old Man of the Water Hole.

A random picture of Nelson Mandela.

Nelson Mandela would have turned 107 today.

Wow.

People would have been asking what vitamins he took.

That's for sure.

Interesting.

So many things would have happened.

Okay, let's get back to it.

So what's happened in this episode?

A lot of cleaning.

So Rainbow's traumatized because everybody threw under the bus.

So Fraser's like, I'm dealing with it.

I just want you to trust me with that.

All right.

Me, Fraser, who never tries to cause problems among my staff and who doesn't relish in every moment of a woman crying.

Go back to cleaning your master bedroom that's taking you 19 hours.

So then we go to Carrie FaceTiming with the son Sawyer, who's going to get braces.

And Carrie's like, my son Sawyer is 15 and this year he'll start driving.

So watch out, people on the road, because you're about to have an adventure being away from my family is the hottest part of yachting i want to take him to school in the morning and get him at lunchtime you know and then drop him off again after lunchtime and then pick him up after school again and then deal with the other kids who are like wow your dad's really overbearing and i said well guess what I want to be there for him, all right?

So I'm going to ask him about his day and being there and hold him and really just smother him and really make him very, very annoyed.

Let's be honest.

Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it.

It's really difficult getting used to taking your kids to school.

And then it's really difficult getting used to just being on the boat all the time you know i mean here i just want to be in curl pool and there i'm always trying to pull into the tiniest spot i can just to prove that's possible right

i need you to call the distances of this parking space sawyer god damn it i know him every time he'd just be a bus driver but he'd probably annoy all the kids he'd be like all right kids everyone be quiet back there i need perfect silence i'm pulling into the driveway all right silence okay i can't hear the calls all right.

Fenders out.

Fenders out.

I said, Fenders out.

I need communication.

Where are your radio?

We don't have radio.

So shut up.

You're all fired.

Getting you a plane ticket.

All right.

We're halfway through the school year.

What I'm seeing is complacency.

All right, we can't be complacent.

We got a hover half of the school year.

All right, so go get him.

Now, kids, you all got tipped.

Everyone gets five jolly ranches.

So Soria's driving.

Yay, we don't see Captain Carrey Instagram, do we?

Thank God, no.

That I'd like to see.

I feel like it's not.

Well, it's more.

I'm saying thank God because I just

want to listen.

I've learned how to make a tortilla.

I like when they show like the young Captain Carey photos, like when they show him from like 1995, living in a share house in Australia or something, and he's like smoking hot.

He had that like blonde little puff.

And all the captains are like really hot in their youth, actually.

That's my favorite part was when they show them, like every single one of them.

Maybe not.

They're so hot.

they are hot Glenn had that Glenn had that big like fro but like

well yeah

Glenn has the best the best captain photos for sure where every time they cut back he's like in a disco club in his big fro

yeah he used to live in a cave and say hi to nurses

so

true story so uh anyway uh demo um

uh meets is like hey can we can i talk to you fraser so he's like frazzling's like um yeah what's going on he's like so uh what's what are you doing this evening?

He's like,

well, I was thinking that I think we're going out for dinner at some point.

You know, I think that's what the group is doing.

What do you have on?

He's like, well, that's at six o'clock.

And so if we've got time for a couple of drinks tonight, then maybe we can meet up with the rest of the crew afterwards.

He's like, oh.

Oh, good.

I get to be toyed with again for the fourth straight season in the road by a straight man and fall in love with someone again.

Yeah.

He's like, well, Damo and I did kiss.

He's a decent guy.

He's attractive, but he's straight.

So it's a straight date, which is not a date It's just a straight thing.

It's a thing we do.

It's a gay on a gay having dinner with a straight person

Not really sure to

not really sure what to expect from this, but I'm in I'm in love with him now.

So he's gonna go

and

You know Barbara is checking on Celine and Celine's like oh I need your help because I need my best friend.

You know here in this bathroom like he's very much Scottish right now, but I'm very clear with him.

I have more and

but I'm more clear with him than I am with Jess, because I'm not very clear with Jess.

Because Jess is friends, and sometimes maybe a little bit more than friends is a little bit more than friends.

You have too many options.

I think Solane just has too many options.

They need to start taking away options from Solane.

This is what happens when you cast someone from Love Island on below deck.

Exactly.

They treat everything like Casa more.

And then I want Casa less.

Okay.

So, Barbara.

But now the whole show has turned into that.

And it's getting kind of annoying, even though I like Love Island.

but this is this is below deck.

I don't need to see all the main bucketing.

You know what I mean?

Like it's getting old now.

I need my like one or two storylines a year.

It's

it is driving me absolutely insane.

I

don't care about who Celine is making out with.

And like you can put it, you can have it as a storyline, but please don't make it the central storyline because that's what we're getting.

And it's driving me bunkers.

I do not care about Jess or Scottish.

Just like make out on the side, I don't care.

Let's clean up that spill instead.

That's what I care about.

Let's get this.

Yeah.

Learn how to iron the sheets.

You know what I mean?

That's what I'm here for.

I need my slutty shows in one corner and my made shows in the other corner.

Thank you.

I turn into the slutty shows.

Like, I don't want to turn on Love Island to watch them cleaning and I don't want to turn on Blow Deck to watch them clean out.

There's a reason we never have to watch them clean on Love Island.

That's not what we're there for.

They have to shut down that set for a whole day a week to come and clean it, you know, because you know it's all skanky and there's sperm crust everywhere.

Like, you know, it's nasty in there.

It smells like butt rot.

So they have to have a whole day of people cleaning.

That's what they need.

The day off, they need to have the below deck crew come in, and that could be a spin-off show and clean.

Then they can find

and go back to the fucking.

I'm going to walk it back a little bit.

I did take a huge amount of joy watching Huda.

fold clothes out of for some reason on the baby challenge day like sullenly like really with having an angry,

like I can't believe I have to fold these clothes right now.

She just had a pile of baby clothes that they just gave her to fold.

That was a delight, yeah.

But you know, in general, no, let's just keep that.

Let's just keep the show separate.

So, Barbara is like, oh, exactly, but I think this is why you should think if you're not getting confused with this friendship, because that's probably what's going on.

It's like, well, but Jesse's confused, but it's mixed.

You know, I need to watch my soul.

I need to watch my soul.

And she was, you should go to church for it.

yeah barbara's like it needs to be my favorite barbara doesn't give a and she doesn't care about any of this stuff she's just like uh you want to make out with me maybe not make out with everybody so

you know i think barbara's hair really does a lot of heavy lifting too like i just forgive like any trespasses that barbara may have i will just forgive because i just love her hair so much i'm like i don't care she can really do no wrong by my my book so she's like yeah i think so lane she's just very immature.

And I'm sure Jess is growing feelings and like just deserves someone that is like not confused about for about her.

That's what that's how I feel about it.

So now they're all getting ready.

It's not very romantic, is it?

And that's the other thing I'm feeling about this show.

It's like they're making it like, well, I mean, I guess we're lesbians.

So

we'll actually like each other.

I guess we should just do that.

Oh, we're the lesbians.

There's two lesbians on the show.

Well, I guess you're 100% of my options.

So let's go.

Well,

I think Jess ultimately starts caring about Barbara as just a mind game.

I think Jess is revealing, reveals herself in this episode to be quite the fuckboy, and except she's like a fuck girl.

And she's just using Barbara as part of her master plan to like retaliate against Selene for making out with Skoltish.

But Barbara calls that.

She's like, no, I feel like you just want me because you're trying to make her jealous because she got you jealous.

And now you're trying to make her jealous.

So, you know, Barbara's too emotionally intelligent for this shit.

So anything.

So now it's time to get ready for the day off, the night off, or whatever.

So Damo announces he's taking Fraser for a date.

And Kyle's like, I think he's going to break up with you, man.

He's going to break up with you.

He's a break-up.

Look at him.

And I think that that's accurate.

I think that's an accurate read on Fraser.

Yeah.

Because he did seem to enjoy it last week or whenever when he was like, just hold on, I have to talk to my boyfriend who I dearly miss.

I've only seen him five times in a year.

Hold on.

I broke up with that moron.

It's over.

So, Fraser and Damo go to Palapa Lounge, which that's fun.

I love that.

Palapa is a word that's often used in the New York Times spelling base.

So, everyone, take note.

Palapa, it's also very fun to say.

I'm gonna call it Palapa Lounge, which, by the way, palapa is the last name of those two birds, the secretary bird,

Pam Palapa, Mr.

Moshnik.

It's Pam Palapa.

See you.

Are you ready for your lunch?

It's a thatcher roof, palapa.

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So, Damo and Fraser go on a date, and Damo wants to know more about Fraser.

And I do too, actually, because I'm curious to know if Fraser has one single human quality, like one single human ounce of emotion in him, because I really never see it on this show.

So, I'm curious to see how he is in a romantic setting.

And it turns out he's exactly like he is when he's telling someone to clean a bathroom.

He's like, oh, really appreciate that.

It's so nice to talk and not have to deal with the whole crew for 10 minutes.

Isn't this lovely?

I'd like a drink, please.

Do it better.

Do it better.

This glass has spots on it.

Thank you.

You call this a palapa.

This isn't a palapa.

This is just a garbage pail on top of a stilt.

Get me into a proper one.

So then we cut over to Jess, who

tells us, like, oh, Stilly's come to me.

He's told me, like, they've kissed, but like, I'm sorry, it's Jess.

It's not Celaine.

Jess, Stilly has told last episode,

Kyle just went up to Jess.

He was like, by the way, I kissed, I kissed Celaine, which is a real kind of like, it was a real dick move.

I don't know why he thinks he's still part of this equation.

Like, no one's even paying attention to him right now.

And he still is like moping around like he's an active part of a triangle.

The triangle has moved on.

Your point on the triangle has been replaced with Barbara.

I hate to break it to you.

He's like that part at the end of a TV show where the credits have rolled, but you keep watching it thinking there might be a little extra scene.

And then it goes, then it starts that part where it's like, and now the French credits.

And now the Spanish credits.

And now the Swiss credits.

It's like, oh my God, fucking wheel of time.

Do I need to sit here for 15 minutes?

It's 15 minutes the runtime.

And he's still just sitting there like, maybe, maybe there will be something at the end.

Fun fact that I wish I had known when I watched it and I had found out later: Flo has a post-credits scene, everyone.

So, keep your eyes out.

Ronnie, when you watch Flo, watch through the credits.

It might be worth it.

So, Fraser asks if Damo wants kids, and he's like, I have two fears in life.

One of them is stingrays, the other is being a bad, bad father.

Oh, for Christ's sake.

I actually have a third fear.

It's that I do become a terrible father to a stingray.

That would just be terrible.

So then Fraser was like, do you have a relationship with your dad?

I don't really care.

I'm just asking questions that the producer gave me.

You can say whatever you want.

I don't really care.

So Demo's like, I do have a relationship.

And he's like, is it not good?

He's like, it's not great.

I mean, hello, I'm on a yacht.

And then all of a sudden, Instagram wall.

When I grew up in.

I grew up in a house with my old man and my mom and my brother and our pet Stingray.

And from my dad's first marriage, I have two older sisters and an older brother.

And I have a sneaking suspicion that my brother and I were supposed to appease my mom, who always wanted kids.

And actually, she said, I wish you were a Stingray.

And I said, but I'm a child.

Aren't you happy you have a child?

She says, no, I wish you were a Stingray.

And I don't really want

to bag my old man out.

But what I will say is in the second litter of kids, basically he's saying

that his dad never really liked him.

Well, he's saying that his dad already had a litter of kids and he didn't want

another couple kids, but he did just to appease the mom.

And so he never felt like he was truly wanted.

Let me tell you what happened.

Your father had you when he was 50.

As someone who's nearing that, we're tired.

Okay.

That's it.

We're tired.

And I have friends of my age who are still having babies and stuff.

More power to you.

Hope you can afford a fucking nanny because not a one of you isn't tired.

Okay.

And the one that does have a kid, he's doing a great job.

He has a lot of help, though.

You know, he has a lot of people surrounding him that can help.

It's fucking exhausting when you're young.

When you have a, you're, you should just be grateful that you have an, an old person there who's not throwing remote controls at your head every time you talk to them.

Because that's what I would do.

I'd be like, catch that.

That's why you were born to get my remote control.

Go fill up this Starbucks.

I told you how to make a two-pump mocha.

Go fucking do it.

That's why I had you.

Okay.

I'm exhausted.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We're tired.

You know, they, they should rename it from retirement to weird to retirement.

So Fraser is.

He's like, well, we all go through so much growing up, but being British, we don't talk about it for the rest of our lives.

Anyway.

So

Demo's like, so you think you're making up for lost time?

Because Fraser says that he didn't talk until he was six, which

is

that is surprising.

I don't know about childhood development, but that is a surprising thing to learn.

Well, I didn't speak until I was six vocally, but I was reading people with my eyes the second I came out of them.

But I was judgy from the boom.

I was spat out out of my mother's vagina and I looked at that doctor and I said, really?

That's what you're going for for facial hair?

You're holding me and you want me to see this first.

Thanks a lot.

You looked much more presentable when I was being held upside down by my feet while being spanked until goose spewed out of my mouth.

You really are one ugly motherfucker.

Please put me down.

Please.

When they laid me down on my mother's chest for the first time, I couldn't help but stare off at the side and notice how disgusting the walls were in that hospital room.

Could no one clean anything?

Could I please get served lunch on a decent table?

I mean, what are these lumpy things that you've set me down on?

Not eating out of these things.

Please,

Captain Sandy's a doctor.

She's like, Yeah, I've been trying to get him to do better tables.

Anyway,

everyone was absolutely impressed with my ability to throw a concert in one day in the

ICU.

But I had to move on from there, so I didn't talk because I was so bored with life.

So Damon's like, are you making up for a lost time?

Which is funny because it's not like Frazier's a chatterbox.

It's not like he was talking.

He's not making up for six years' time's worth of talking.

And Frazier was like, I don't know.

I still do a lot of the time, but I just have to fight through that.

And being gay.

Do you understand?

Are you relating?

When I said that, did you relate?

No.

I never want to show any of myself.

I guess in the past five or six years, I'm getting to know myself and who I think I am.

And I've decided that I am wretched.

And I think I'm going to stop speaking for another six years.

And so he does say human things here.

He's just not saying them very humanly.

You know, like I'm getting that.

I don't know how to say it, but I'm getting that.

Humanely, isn't that when you're being nice?

Or is that just when you're being human?

I think humanely is, yeah, being.

Maybe considerate, like being nice to animals.

Yeah, yeah.

So I don't mean humanely.

I just mean like human,

human-like.

Um, but and also,

let's be honest, he's a robot, yeah, he's a bot.

So, when he's like, uh, and then being gay, I never want to show any of myself.

What kind of gay is that?

I'm not that kind of gay at all.

I don't know any gays like that.

Every gay I know is like, Hello,

yeah, like if yeah, if any secondary birds,

gays are like, I'm sick of not showing my real self.

Here I am, world.

He's like, being gay, as you know, we are not very expressive.

We're not an expressive people.

You know, we gays have the most trouble with expressing ourselves,

even though our prime minister, Madonna, has been trying to teach us since the 80s how to do so.

Oh, yeah.

So,

Rainbow

is no chemistry on this date at all.

Did you feel anything?

I felt nothing.

I felt nothing.

I felt nothing, but I was excited anyway.

I was excited for Fraser to have yet another straight guy on this show flirt with him.

He's lucky.

That's a fun thing, you know?

I just think he's a little disservice.

I mean, listen, if you're friends with a straight guy, it's your duty to help them.

And you need to tell him to stop with the highlights.

His hair is ridiculous.

Help him.

You're a gay.

You were put on this earth to help people and you're ignoring your duty.

Yeah.

So now Rainbow is talking to Anthony and he's excited because one thing we haven't really talked about is that they are going to be spending two days in the villa for their vacation this season.

And so, Anthony is talking about how he's really excited because we're going to cook together.

And this season is my redemption.

Last season, I was probably a little too weak.

And this season, I feel like I'm still weak, but not as weak.

Well, maybe a little weaker.

I don't know.

Mommy is mad at me.

I'm weak.

And we're both.

And he's very much like, well, last season, it didn't go so well.

She's like, I don't even know what happened last season.

He goes, oh, it doesn't matter because this season, nobody will stop me.

I love you, but I want my career to go up and up.

And I'm not going to let anyone put me down this season, even not Fraser.

But you know what I want?

I want for you to tell me everything that Fraser tells me about me.

Maybe he's talking sometime in my back.

And she's like, um, I'm not going to tell you what's going on with Fraser because at the end of the day, you get nothing for nothing.

And he's my boss.

Okay, but I will betray you by going to tell Fraser everything you just told me.

You crying lump of shit.

You want a piece of me?

Do you want to fucking pee?

I'm sorry.

Flashback.

No, no, don't do that.

Don't do that.

No, this is not my weak season.

Last week season will meet my weak season.

So if you do that,

I have to be strong.

Last season, I trust him.

I forgive, but I don't forget.

So I want to know if I can trust this guy or not.

Cheers to the storm.

The boat will go down, but not.

My career will go up and up and up.

I will be known as great chef who will have meltdown over cooking hot dogs.

Okay.

He's so crazy.

Listen, Fraser probably did have something to do with you getting fired.

I thought it apparently a ton of the audience thought it, as we see in this episode.

But you know what?

Ultimately, you got fired because of you.

Like, there might have been other helpers there, Anthony, but you still got fired because of you.

And Fraser brought you back.

And I can't even believe I'm sticking up for Fraser, but he got you another job.

So shut up.

Just shut up.

Stop your fucking crying.

Okay.

Go blame your mom like everybody else on this show.

Well, Anthony,

he brings us all back out again.

He's like, after I got fired, Bobby told me Faza is not your friend.

He makes you fired.

I love Fazor.

I love Bobby.

I don't know who's lying.

Two of my favorite fictional characters, Fazor and Bobby, one psychiatrist, one icon.

Can't they be the same person together?

What if Bobby had talking show about psychology?

I can't stop thinking about that.

One of them is playing me for sure.

I don't know who it is, but I will find out.

Like, you're playing yourself, honestly.

Such a wuss.

My God, for crying out loud.

So now the crew goes out.

They're at the anchor,

which I can't even believe there's a restaurant called the anchor seeing as how it's the main point of stress on this show.

It's like, is this this place should be all trauma?

I think the waiters should come up to your table being, oh my god, you guys, what do you want?

We might not make it.

We might not make it.

Okay, order now.

You have five seconds.

Maybe you die.

We're all gonna die.

Oh, we're fine.

We're fine.

Okay, here are your appetizers.

Maybe it's a restaurant that's uh Sue Simmons themed.

Sue Simmons.

The fuck is that?

Oh, sorry.

I didn't realize we were live.

One of my friends.

And my friend is dating this guy and he was wearing a Sue Simmons t-shirt.

And I was like, do you like, do you like that guy?

And she's like, I don't know yet.

And I was like, you better because he's in a fucking Sue Simmons t-shirt.

Like, that's the man you marry.

Like, I don't even care.

Don't even tell me stories of emotional.

Like, I don't want to hear anything.

I just want to hear that you're in love with this man.

Yeah.

If you don't know who Sue Simmons is, do yourself a favor.

Do your research.

You'll enjoy it.

She's, she's great.

It's a lot of homework today, looking up Sue Simmons, Secretary Birds.

You're all Googles are fucked.

So, um, so Lane is talking about how, oh, sometimes I struggle to sleep with you in my bed.

And Chess is like, okay, well, you know, Stilly came to me yesterday and he said that, like, you guys are still kissing and stuff.

But listen, I just, I just want you to know, you know, like, I don't want Stilly to come to me.

And she's like, oh, today I kissed Stilly.

Today I kissed him.

Today I did it.

She's like, okay, well, it's not the problem.

I just, I don't want to find out from other people, you know, like I'd like you to tell me.

You guys are not in a relationship.

Well, first of all, he, it's more like Stilly shouldn't be so messy as to go up and tell just that.

In fact, if I were Solane and I found out that Kyle did that, I'd be like, I'm not making out with you anymore because you're messy and you're trying to ruin what I've got going on here.

I'm, I'm enjoying making out with both of you guys.

And now you're showing that you're unreliable.

So, no more for you, Stilly.

Yeah,

but she likes that.

She likes getting everybody all upset.

That's her game.

It's a game.

So,

Jess is like, you know, with Sosa, I'm playing with fire because I know she's flirting with me, but she's also flirting with Stilly, and it's a red flag.

But, you know, it's exciting.

So it works.

For who?

Not us.

I'm telling you.

It's not exciting for the audience.

We don't care.

This is not exciting.

Okay.

I don't care what flag it is.

I just

take that flag down.

Take the flag off the pole.

Another thing.

Yeah.

Take the flag down.

No more flags.

Take them down.

So

I think in this world on below deck, there's only a couple of gay people, right?

Well, actually, this is the gayest season we've ever had.

This is pretty gay.

But still, you're in a situation where there's two lesbians on the boat, right?

So everyone is looking at Celine like, that's the girl from Love Island.

And she's like in little bikinis and she's like hot.

She's like traditional girl hot.

But But in the lesbian world, Jess is one of the hottest fucking people I've seen.

Like, she's hot.

Like, she is extremely hot.

So, to see her have any kind of level of insecurity because she's in kind of a different place than the gay world is so crazy to me.

That girl's hot.

She can have whatever she wants.

So, don't let this tootsie play you.

Move along, sister.

Move along.

Well, Jess is like, um, can I still kiss people?

And Selena's like, Of course, I'm okay with that.

Whatever you want, me and women, Ambrose Dog.

Voila.

So everyone,

they all gather for dinner.

And the other thing is, because they are committed to the Instagram wall bit, that means that everyone has to get one.

So here comes Hugos.

And his big announcement is, I got into yachting probably like a lot of other people.

And I was traveling and I was getting away from life I had before.

And I grew up like Jehovah's Witness.

And I didn't say

Jehovah's Witness.

I didn't call Jehovah's Witness.

So, no, I didn't technically call it.

But I did, the second he came on my screen, I was like, this guy, when he was like, oh, I'm in an open relationship and we just do whatever we want.

I was like, this guy is from a very like,

you know,

religious kind of family.

It just, he seems like somebody who escapes from that or comes from a very religious background that now is like, yeah, now I'm so open.

Whenever you talk to those people, you know, I've been one of those people.

I am sometimes one of those people.

And you start talking to us, that's what you find.

Religious fucking trauma every time.

So I called that.

I didn't call the Jehovah thing, but I was close.

I, um,

I just, I, I love that they just wedge this in here at dinner.

They're like, who wants to get an appetizer?

I do, because my parents were Jehovah's Witnesses and I decided to leave the religion.

And there's a lot of, my parents have a lot of guilt and they think I didn't prop, they didn't properly steal things in me.

And it's like, I'm, no, it's like, well, my life would have been wasted if I stayed there.

Would aren't you and Jean be happy for me?

I'm like, do you want French fries or not?

Okay.

For real.

He's like, I'm still traumatized by ding-dong.

Really?

Then why do you fuck on?

No, no.

The actual doorbells.

They just, they just remind me of my childhood.

It's like, I'm sick of going door to door, so now I go dock to dock.

So Fraser, um,

there are no doors to ring.

There are no doorbells on a yacht.

No doorbells in America.

So he escaped when he was 17.

And, um, you know, he doesn't feel like anything was wasted.

He doesn't want to waste his life staying in a life that he didn't want, which, you know, good for you.

That's a lot of pent-up energy to get out, though.

Good for you.

Tell it to someone who cares on a different show.

Good for you.

Have you made my coffee?

It is my coffee finish.

Good for you.

Tell it.

Do your therapist.

So Fraser pulls Rainbow for a chat.

It's very love island.

Can I pull you for a chat?

I wanted to pull you because you're really my type on paper.

No, it killed me earlier because I saw you emotional and I won't have that anymore.

And she's like, oh, no, I want to apologize.

Yes, never apologize.

Actually, you should apologize to me.

And then after that, never apologize.

Oh, you can always apologize to me.

Just apologize to anyone else.

The point is, stop crying.

I don't understand emotions and it's strange when you do that.

But I want to apologize to you.

But I want to.

Please tent, please.

But I want to.

I spoke for six years so I wouldn't have to express a single emotion and now I didn't like being around them whatsoever.

So please shut up.

Do your favorite.

He's like, you're working so hard and you being second means you've got to put up with a lack of initiative.

All right.

And it's not on us to get frustrated.

It's also on us to hate other people and fire them when need be.

Do you understand?

So

I need another asshole in this position.

So are you up to that?

She's like, yes, I'll do it.

I'll do it.

Oh, by the way, I have your back.

The chef was totally talking about you to me.

So you should probably go say something about that.

I was like, oh my God, Rainbow,

you were just crying in this episode about how no one likes you.

And then you do something like this what's wrong with you oh i think she was totally totally um um uh not valid her feelings were valid i think she was totally whatever it was right for her to do that because um her loyalty is to fraser and that was messy of anthony to do that and she was like this guy's being messy well she was just having a conversation with anthony getting him to open up and saying we'll always have each other's backs no matter who's crazy on this boat or how people treat us we've got each other's backs and then she runs right to fraser and tattletales on him.

I mean, that's, that's low.

Come on.

Well, because Fraser was like, not only do I have your back, but I have your back against your evil stepsisters.

And so she's like, oh, he has my back even more.

So,

which, by the way, is a lie because Fraser is going to sell her out in one second and he's going to gossip about her with the other two because that's what Fraser always does.

Yeah.

But I think it was, I think, I think it was like, you know, she was showing loyalty to her boss in that moment.

And the thing with Anthony, I don't think that was real.

That was, he, Anthony was using Rainbow to start, he was trying trying to start a to recruit people to his side in a war against Fraser, and he was being sloppy.

I think, I think it was.

Well, I'm not saying he wasn't being sloppy.

I'm just saying that if you're like, we'll always have each other's back, everybody may mistreat us, but we've got each other.

And then you run and tattletale on the person.

I'm just thinking.

Well, I mean, what is that?

Is that Anthony was the only one who was actually consoling Rainbow in the past?

Yeah, it's like the only person that's nice to you.

You just go and betray.

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