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Welcome back. This is part two of a two part recap.
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But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode okay so daniel is he saying goodbye now okay good he leaves daniel says his goodbyes and uh lisa comes out of the bathroom and gertie's tells us as i'm having my issues with julia all i want is to have someone say you know what i have empathy and let me help you make it right with the other which by the way that would have a good role for Daniel to play.
Thank you. Someone saying, I have empathy.
Thank you empathy and let me help you make it right with the other. Which, by the way, that would have been a good role for Daniel to play.
Someone saying, I have empathy and let me help you make it right. I mean, it seems to be...
If only there were like a self-help guru here. Like a mediator that could actually help them, direct them.
Yeah. Someone specializes in interpersonal relationships.
God, too bad they didn't have one but gertie decides that you know what if no just because no one did that for her doesn't mean that that like she wants to still pay it forward so if no one does it for her she can do it for someone else so she decides she's going to mediate between larsa and lisa so she gathers them. She gathers the two of them and she brings them over to like she brings them over to like a little bench.
A lot of bench So many benches in this garden. Yeah.
It's a metaphor. Not every bench has a back.
So you have to learn to hold your back up straight without any help. That's why Alexia is in a large throne with golden wings on it, because she doesn't know how to stand on her own.
It's important for me that you're sitting on a metaphor, because what we want to do with this narcissistic behavior is bench it. So we're going to take it and we're going to bench it.
It's the name of my, it's the name of my next book called Don't Let Benches Affect You, Stupid. Help me pick the color of the bench.
So they sit down and go, okay, just the two of you, just the two of you. Okay.
Listen to each other to each other listen listen to each other okay have a talk communicate okay i will be right over here i'm going to watch you talk okay larsa would you like to start talking larsa please start and please please say please say what you need to say to lisa i was i was trying not to fight with you today i know you and i have and i just wanted to talk i i this has been going on since another season which i think we only have summer here don't mention in miami but i feel like it's happened since even four summers ago and i feel like i feel like i've been okay okay okay you know what i need to moderate i need to moderate i'm sorry i'm going i'm coming in i'm mediator. Okay.
All right. All right.
Am I wrong? Okay, you sit there. You sit, Lisa, you keep sitting there.
Okay. All right.
I'm going to sit right over here. Okay, now continue.
Larsa, I have been a good friend to you lately. He's been a good friend.
Okay. A good friend.
Well, I have been a good friend to you in the past. And a good friend back in the past.
In the past the past yep yep yep and and and gertie we don't we don't need you to to meditate meditate you do you do you do you know i'm going to meditate yeah i'm i know you you don't okay say the thing about say something about they need to be alone say something about jody jody you need to be alone is that what you want okay you know what this isn't really working okay the fact that like the two of them were talking and and gertie kept on jumping in i was dying i was cracking up in this scene it was one of the best scenes i've ever seen it really was and she was far enough away like a ref would be, you know, like a baseball ref, like behind, you know, home plate or it was just so good. She was like talking back to the screen.
It was like, she was at the movies and she was talking back and they're finally like, uh, okay, we're just, let's just go meet at a restaurant. We can't do this with Gritty here.
It's not going to be fixed today. Yeah, it's not going to be fixed.
We'll figure it out, but not today. Not today.
No. So then now this whole party is officially over and now we see some stuff going on around town.
Adriana is, she has a textbook out and she's talking to her dog about personality disorders.

Is she studying?

I know it's the DSM 5. It's like the official book, the official, official, official book for that all therapists, counselors, psychologists, psychiatrists, everybody.
It's the Bible or dictionary, if you will, of what every single mental health condition and beyond means and is, and it gets legitimized in this book. And that's why it's five, because there have been five versions.
This is the fifth version. So they update it as things get, you know, you know how you change things from, I don't know.
So for example, what was the Munchausen by proxy? Okay. That's, that is no longer called that.
That's called fictitious disorder. So yeah.
So because Munchausen was like the person that discovered what this is. So named it after that person and it's just such a weird name so they're they're calling it what it is instead of after that person so they go in and they change it in this book and and correct me if i'm wrong but that's how i understand it to be it's like the go-to wow so i wonder is adriana is she studying to be a therapist is that something that we learned somewhere along the way that I like? It sounds vaguely familiar.
It does. But I know I'm confused, too.
I'm confused also and also concerned for her future clients. So let's be honest.
Could you imagine your therapist is Adriana DeMora? What about me? Let me ask you a question. Have you heard hit song Miami's on fire? Well, remember when she did ketamine last year? She is on this journey of therapy.
So maybe she just has it for her own sake. And she is very like she um she has a few degrees she speaks a lot of languages i didn't go does she have a degree from this this could be totally wrong but does she have a degree from like harvard or something like that or like university of paris or i don't know yeah she does have degrees art degrees and she's very intelligent yeah she is she has she's like very studied um so this makes sense um lisa is getting some like her butt electrocuted so it's like like yeah this is the equivalent of 20 000 squats she's like i'm in geez wow and then we just see her butt just just bobbling undulating bobbling bubbling and bobbling kiki takes her daughter to dance class and now we arrive at julia's house and a social worker named connie shows up and uh connie's doing a check-in to make sure that the new kids are okay etc and so julia's you know being very nice this lady and she's saying um like i just cannot stop smiling because martina is spoiling the boys so much they have this incredibly cute relationship and martina is good at everything of course she will be a great mom um so it's another it's another scene of them talking about their growing family which is it feels a little cringe in the wake of martina's tweet earlier this week about how surrogacy is wrong yeah you saw that tweet she is she said surrogacy is wrong sometimes we can't have it all i'm like you're literally sitting through a two-year storyline about your adoption process like you sometimes you can have it all by the way i would like to say it was it was very insensitive and uh close-minded you know just having blinders on of not recognizing what's really happening in the world and and and other people like yeah it's just uh it's also just like it's like what a random hill to die on like why why are you coming for surrogacy you know if it helps people like achieve the dreams of their family and help someone else actually earn like a paycheck like why not i know you know i was pretty shocked by that yeah yeah it was gross um so julia's just going on and she basically is having this whole scene where she talks about how um that uh her kids came over Her family came over and then the kids were very trepidatious and she recognized that i appreciated her talking about that yeah i wonder like i'm just curious i wonder if like is the like is the approach to protect the kids until they feel more comfortable around strangers or is it like exposure therapy to be like no like you're gonna have to get used coming by.
I'm very curious of what the actual, what seems to be the better approach for something like that. Because there's a part of me that feels like, oh, don't like, like, don't start like sheltering the kids away from strangers too much.
Cause then they may like not socialize properly. I don't know.
It's a good point. I don't know.
I don't know what the right, you know, but then those kids have gone through trauma of having to different

households and stuff like that. And there is some desire to have normalcy.

So this is interesting. I thought about,

I think it's smart to pull back at first.

If she noticed that that was the reaction,

I think it's smart to be overly cautious at least for a while and then start

they are, they are new in the house. Yeah.
Wow. And make it, make life like safe and, you know, calm for them.
Yeah. Get that foundation.
Yes, exactly. Sing, just sing some opera to them.
Just calm their nerves. So much opera.
Just calm those nerves with some sweet tunes. Now we go over to stephanie she's having a dinner with with her husband masood and her parents nelly and joe biden i was like you're so funny i was like what jo? Joe Biden has a secret family here in Miami.

Hilarious.

I did not see that coming.

Belly Ambrotato.

That's really funny.

He looks just like Joe Biden.

Yeah, I didn't even think about it, but you're so right when he smiled.

Yes.

It was 100% Joe Biden.

So Stephanie is like, anything that has to do with my parents worries me.

I mean, if they have a migraine, I worry.

If a hurricane's coming, I'm devastated.

I installed their Nest and Ring cameras in their house,

and I haven't even told them I could see them in their house.

Is that weird?

I think it might be criminal.

I mean, it's not criminal, right?

It's your parents.

What if they fall?

I want to know.

I was like, um, Jax, is that you?

The spirit of Jax lives on.

Yeah.

So she is really attached to her parents and um her dad is only about like a year or two they're not that two years i think right two years yeah just two years 65 that was yeah shocking that's really close. I mean.
I understand May-December relationships, it happens that way, but. Absolutely.
That's really close. It just, yeah, it really took us to the reality of what that must have been like for her dad or her mom, even just.
Hello. Nice to meet you.
But they're such a match. That's what's wild about it is they really do.
She's an old soul. She loves to work.
And they just, they work together. He loves doing TikTok dances.
So he's a young soul. And yeah, they are just a wacky, wacky duo.
I want him to show up like with a skateboard and a boombox. Be like like hey what's going on i'm a young soul yeah bandana yeah young masood dj young masood dj young masood so um stephanie is uh, about business cause she loves business.

She goes, you know, I feel like a lot of what I am as a business woman comes from my dad.

It really does.

I mean, I was literally raised like a boy.

Okay.

You know, like learn to ride a bike.

Don't cry.

You can do it.

You're not quitting.

Keep going.

It was like that. And he told me the weak people will never survive.

And then the dad is like, yes, it's a saying of mine.

Always have a knife in your mouth. And then the dad is like, yes, it's a saying of mine.
Always have a knife in your mouth and move forward. My dad always says that.
I love how he has these sayings. It's so good.
It's so much better than those sayings in the mirror. It's just like great.
Just they're threatening, but they make you a stronger person. I don't, can I just say this hot take? I don't want a knife in my mouth.
That feels dangerous and scary. What if I trip? I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I don't know.
I just, sorry. Like I'm not safe.
That is a not, that's not safe. You should leave your knife in a holster or some sort of sheath and leave it at home.

If I saw Stella with a knife in her mouth, I would say, young lady,

you are coming back to Orange County right this moment.

You leave that rave

right now, young lady.

I can see you on FaceTime and that knife is not

in a sheath.

Have you been out

after 2 a.m. dancing with a knife in your mouth,

young lady?

You are leaving Paris right this moment.

God, Mom.

Can't even have a knife anymore.

If you have a sheathless knife in your mouth, you'll die.

You'll die.

You'll die.

Someone will die.

Someone will die.

Earl the Pearl.

I saw him holding a butter knife and I said, don't put that in your mouth unless you've got a sheath for it. He said, why are you always coming down on me? He said, I'm trying to be a pirate and I was playing games.
I was playing sex games. I said, I don't like that.
It's too dangerous. It's too dangerous.
Maybe if you ate some more vegetables, I would trust you with that knife. But until I see you using that knife on a carrot, I just don't know.

Harold of Pearl, the original

pirate.

The original pirate.

Who's the first

ever? People don't realize.

Pirate, darling.

Oh, pirates.

New song I'm working on. And now for time only countess luann and julia julia julia julia blosh in russian what's her last name again uh herzegovina i don't know julia julia and countess luann sing the hits.
In a round. River.
I'm in a canoe on the moon river, paddling slowly, even though the moon is covered by a cloud.

Cloud.

I don't really know the lyrics to Moon River beyond Moon River.

Moon River.

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talking about her

siblings and basically

they're not

talking and the siblings aren't talking to the parents either

and they're like, oh god,

the talking about her siblings. And basically, they're not talking.

And the siblings aren't talking to the parents either.

And they're like, oh, God, they're so sensitive.

No one talks to them.

Like, oh, my God.

And so Stephanie's saying she wants to make it better.

And she is planning to make it better.

But I don't think it's going to get better.

I think this is going to be one of those classic situations where it's going to be like, well, you keep talking about us on your TV show. And you're just making it seem like you're the hero.
And that's going to be like um well you keep talking about us on your tv show and

you're and you're just making it seem like you're the hero and that's gonna make them like her even less i agree ben and then the dad getting in there you're welcome um and then the dad getting in there and being like you know because stephanie said they're very sensitive and he's like a lot a lot

sensitive

not even a toothpick in their teeth

right they're very sensitive and he's like a lot oh god sensitive i was like oh not even a toothpick in their teeth right let alone a knife let alone yeah and i just thought don't don't don't do this and the best thing that happened was the mom was like please don't i'm gonna cry you know because yeah this was starting to be dangerous for her making up with them on this show which i know she would like to do so our only hope is if the sisters are thirsty enough for fame that they'll be willing to make up on television one can only dream um it's there's not a great track record with these kinds of things, but yeah.

But yeah, the dad, uh, going on TV and being like, Oh God, they're so sensitive.

It's not going to be very helpful from a different planet.

He said, I forgot from a different, they're like aliens and not like the not cute, sexy

aliens.

They're like elf.

It's like, I've got two daughters and they both look like Alf. Who wants that? Bad.
It's really bad. Dad, stop it.
So now we go to Gertie and Russell and they go to couples therapy. And this is just a very nice scene where they talk about, you know, the trauma of cancer and and gertie's saying how she really wants um to uh like she wants russell to be being a couple with russell again and not that he has to be the caretaker as much anymore this was such a lovely scene and i got a little misty-eyed i'm not gonna lie as as she talked about like the struggles and and how she there was a point where she was saying that she like was like I don't care what happens maybe it's my time to go it's my time to go and then he was like no I need you and I was like that kind of like that kind of got me a little bit there me too Ben because I mean this is the part of like when with cancer, a lot of the times you don't see the rebuilding portion when you survive.
And you may be continuing treatment, but you don't really get to hear about the trauma with your partner during that time. And it was so touching to hear Russell say, well, no, when I look at you, I don't, it's not like I feel like a caretaker.

When I look at you, when I look at you, I'm in awe.

I, I'm't, it's not like I feel like a caretaker.

When I look at you, when I look at you, I'm in awe.

I, I'm so proud of you.

I can't believe you're so strong.

And we got to see Gertie hear that for the first time in this therapy session.

And she was so emotional.

It was amazing.

I got like chills when he said, you know, you always say I'm traumatized.

I'm not traumatized.

I'm amazed. I'm proud of you.
I like oh i was like that was that kind of took my breath away a little bit like that was just such a beautiful and wonderful thing to say i mean like season after season russell really shows up to be like a great husband on this show the greatest husband one of the greatest husbands i think we've ever seen. Yeah, because how many husbands have we seen or boyfriends on various other Bravo shows where like the wife is going through something, whether it's pregnancy or postpartum or something like that.
And then the husband like steps out on her and it's like, well, I just wasn't getting the attention, yada, yada, yada. You know, we just are reading the gossip about Sheena and Brock, how he cheated on her when she was pregnant.
And he was like, I just felt like I didn't deserve to be another fall. Although, again, there's always some bullshit excuse.
Right. But then it's like nice to see someone like Russell who's like, I'm just going to stand by my wife's side and be like the best husband I possibly can be to her.
Unbelievable. It's great.
Unprecedented, really. Yeah, he's so great.

And then Gertie talks about her abandonment issues

that she has,

and she talks about how she was basically

dropped off in Miami,

and the rest of her family got to live in France,

and so she kind of felt left out,

and that may be the root of a lot of her reactions to things.

Yeah, that is traumatizing. I mean, wow.
It it's wild and then we got to see her react to russell in that moment for the first time and then in the confessional she had another epiphany she was like maybe that's what happened to me i'm like oh my gosh she's really showing it all she's she's having like a triple header of epiphanies because she she was like, I mean, you don't understand what it's like

to be dropped off at a cousin's house

and then you don't see your parents for another,

you don't see your father for three more months

and you're just wondering,

when's he going to come back to get me?

Wait a second.

Maybe this is why I act the way I do.

I never even thought about that before.

I know.

And it's funny because she doesn't even need a therapist

to come to her own conclusions

because she's talking so much. she can direct herself into that discovery she can do it all herself so um she gratified her therapy so now it's the main event with lisa and larsa are going to meet up to final finally settle the score like just like let move forward.
Get back to being the best friends that they are, you know? Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. So let's like sit down and like let's talk.
Yeah. Like, how long can it be before we like sit down? Like, honestly, like, right? Yeah, right.
Well, so like, I just feel like you weren't, I wasn't, well, I don't want to be here, but I'm here. So I just really feel like you're not a good friend.
Wow. Wow.
Okay. Well, you know what? There's like a lot to dive into.
Okay. Because like, you know what? Like there's a lot.
Yeah. But like we've been having issues since the summer because I've never been

thrown out of someone's house before.

Yeah, and I've never been sworn out

like that at my house before. Okay.

So

see the flashbacks of like the first

episode when they like fought, you know, and

Lisa threw her out of the house, you know.

And Lisa's like,

you know what, you know,

Jody, he got heated because of Marcus because it's a touchy subject Marcus Jordan very touchy subject for Jody obviously you know Marcus is a very central person in Jody's life very like you have to tread lightly they're so tight so tight bros bros before hoes you know it's never truer and then when you look at marcus and jody i know and and lars is always like he met him through me he met him through me he met him through me is that true yeah because jody i mean uh lars is the one who brought marcus into the group right okay so they didn't actually know each other before the show no, Jody fully latched onto Marcus. And I'm just, it's also like, really, can't you do better, Jody? So Larsa is like, well, Jody said to me, you're the one that had the paparazzi take the photo of Marcus in the south of France.
And I said, me, what am I? The CIA. And that's what started it all.
Well, the paparazzi guy told us and he told that to Jody and Jody told me and then I told Jody and Jody told, I told. So that's how it happened, Larsa.
What? What? Wait, you're full of shit. That was the sound.
I'm doing the Foley. I'm doing the sound effects on the soundtrack.
Who said that? You're such a Larsa-sist. Who said you could even do the Foley in the sound i'm doing the foley i'm doing the sound effects on the soundtrack that's who said that that's you're such a narcissist who said you could even do the foley in the sound effects that should be split up amongst all of us as a cast and you didn't even talk to any of us about doing that and lenny oh i'm sorry jody has a problem with that too why are you saying that why are you saying that i'm full of shit also why, why? Why? Why? Why? You know why? Because you're running low on friends.
And I'm the only friend that literally took the time to meet you for lunch. Because guess what? No one else is at this lunch but me.
Because I'm like the only one that took the time. Because guess what? I picked up my watch.
And I was like, look, I'm taking my time because I'm taking the time because it's a watch

and I took it. I'm not running low on friends.
I'm running low on cocaine. I mean, I mean, I mean, AC.
I mean, I'm running low. She gets some AC.
You change, you change friends. Like you change like like you change uh underwear slowly and one word at a time just choose here's what i do look around find an object that's near you and then use that okay okay okay so you you flicker your friendships like that fake candle over there that is never going to go out like it should you know what you can't be in my son because that's uh you're like that awning because you like you can't be in my son awning awning face see it works just find an object okay that was actually a one, but I'm not an awning face, okay? You should worry about your window treatments inside of your house and not mine on the outside because your darkness and your drapes need to be trimmed.
well I'm sorry that you don't like the window into my personality

because it's a personality that has a lot of options like a menu. And I'm going to order a crab cake from myself, my personality and a diet Coke, please.
The waiter's like, you don't have to keep doing your bit while I'm taking your order. How about you order, how about I order also to split the tuna tartare with you and your stupid games that you play? Please.
Tuna tartare. Something that's not cooked at all.
Like Lee says, personality. Ha, rah you're raw but not not not in a commendable way commendable not sure if you would say that but yeah yeah i did like when you mentioned before when larsa was like you're a narcissist because you know what i'm a narcissist you're a narcissist i was like okay lisa that was pretty good lisa has had some good ones last week when she called stephanie a boss baby in her confessional she had me i was like nice that was good you know she gets it right like once at least gets one in.
She gets one in. She does.
So, so Lisa goes off to the bathroom and she calls Alexia to cry. And she's just like, she's going on.
She's like, you know, you know, it's doing that Lisa sobbing, venting thing. And, um, Alexia is just, Alexia does not care.
Alexia is clearly like getting her nails done and just giving her like generic support. You know, she's like, Oh yeah.
Lisa. Oh my God.
I can't believe what she said. All these things.
She said, there's red flags. Everyone hates you.
I have no friends. Yeah, no, yeah, no, that's terrible.
No, that's not nice. That's not nice.
That's not true. That's so generic.
True. No, no.
I want the poppy, poppy red. What? Uh, no, just, you're just popping red mad right now, Lisa.
Don't worry about it. I'll do the paraffin, please.
What? I mean, you are a parent and you are fantastic.

Oh, okay. Right.
I am.

But hold on. I'm getting

kicked out of the bathroom by a stranger.

Because there's a lady

in the stall. Lisa is, she is

sobbing and she's going on and on

and on and there's a lady in the stall

and you just see the camera just keeps showing this woman's

feet just like, oh my god, I want to leave

this bathroom stall but there's a woman having a meltdown outside by the sink i can't believe if my feet were filmed under a stall i would feel so violated it is kind of violating yeah and then they cut back to larsa and larsa just waiting and larsa is fine she's like i don't care how long it takes she is on her social media like watching a Trump speech. That was amazing.
That, we need more of that. I want to see what these housewives are looking at.
She's like, oh, wow. But then she goes from like the Trump speech to like a makeup tutorial.
Yeah, yeah. Some sort of influencer.
Yeah. Just past the time.
Just a day in the life of larsa pippen going from trump to uh to fashion makeup tutorial fashion whatever so then lisa is like lisa is like really she's now she's moved from the bathroom and now she's just gone into the restaurant and she is top she's like and another thing i mean you know it appears everyone's piling up on me i just lost my dad i mean it's so hurtful and you understand and the host comes up to her and goes um miss excuse me hi you're being a little loud can you go outside please oh yeah oh you outside okay okay huh it happens oh my god she's used to it Oh my God. Oh, yeah.
Okay. Okay.
Uh-huh. It happens.
She's used to it. Oh, my God.
It was so amazing. Yeah.
She didn't even she didn't even get mad at the host. She was like, uh-huh.
Uh-huh. Yeah.
I'm just heard it before. Right.
Yeah. I know the drill.
I know the drill. It's amazing to me because they go into these restaurants and when they have cameras, they feel like they're infallible.

They can just do and say whatever they want in a public place.

And they never think that they're going to be approached about shutting up or quieting down ever.

Yeah.

And it was like, I think this is the first time we ever saw someone on the history of the Real Housewives.

We ever saw an employee say, you're being a little too loud.

We're going to need you to step outside.

Okay.

That's what I thought.

That's what I thought.

There's a very strange lady out there

watching a makeup tutorial.

Maybe you want to sit with her.

I don't know.

Oh, that's your friend.

Great.

Even better.

Yes.

See how quiet she's being?

That's your example.

They're going to give her, give Lisa one of those like iPads that that's like for kids it's like in the shape of like a frog and be like here would you like this right and some crayons and the menu like a kid's menu a maze oh god lisa'll be stuck on that maze for a few hours yeah lenny used to do all the mazes what's even the point why are you in the maze in the first place so she comes back and and she's like you know i don't even know what to say like i'm really hurt like and i think that like maybe you wanted that maybe you wanted to hurt me and lars is like how am i trying to hurt you like by trying to by telling you to be a better friend like like what have i done to you besides be there for you and xyz and this and that yeah so like you always say that you always say that you're always saying stuff like that you can call me anytime i always answer okay the moral of the story is that like i was like looking for you like to be like a better friend to me and this and that and xyz. And that's where it all stemmed from.
Because I love you and I'm sorry I came to Jodi's party and called you a bitch, even though you were totally being a bitch. I'm sorry you lost your dad and it felt like it wasn't there for you, even though it was totally there for you.
You're being such a bitch about it. Maybe I should have been like, I don't know, more there for you because you're such a bitch.
You don't even realize it like that. But can you accept some responsibility in being a bitch? Yeah, I guess so.
I mean, I don't know. I mean, if I would have known all that stuff was happening and I would have known about your emotions, I didn't know you had feelings and emotions because you've never called me to tell me that.
And you've never told me about that you even had them or were given them by anyone. So I'm sorry for that, that he didn't know you had emotions.
And I, you know, I'm just like, when you have your feelings and you felt them, like, I just didn't think they were real. So it was like hard to understand you.
Yeah, yeah no I get it so um I think we both just have to do a better job of communicating and like picking up the phone and then like putting the phone down again and then picking it up and maybe put it down again it's called a workout not everything our situation went too long it's gone on forever like yeah i hate it i hate i hate you i mean i don't like having conflict so i mean like i'm okay with this and i got a really good storyline right now so i mean it's probably about time we make up yeah and so they you know they basically like we don't like conflict we don't need to do this

anymore and like i miss you and i love you and so they hug and the customary larsa versus lisa early season fight finds resolution at long last and we'll see how long it lasts but for right now they are smiling and happy and in a good place again so it's beautiful that Julia came to celebrate that moment for them. So that was it.
That was the end of the episode. Amy, a joy, as always.
I just have so much fun. So much fun talking to you, okay? Oh my god, I do too.
I'm sorry, you're just a hilarious person. I'm sorry too.
I'm sorry too. Okay.
Thank you. You know what? I was talking to my best friend slash daughter, Avery.
And you know what you said? Doesn't matter what she said because she looks older than I do. Okay.
Avery looks old. I look young.
Okay. Sorry.
Oh my God. She does probably say that verbatim.
Well a while she said like we look like we're sisters

but now she probably says like well my daughter looks older than me that's how good my skin routine is okay somebody said to me the other day i was shopping okay i was getting i was getting ingredients for chicken all uh florens i can't remember the chicken she was making during covid It was like, oh, damn.

It was like this.

Chicken Mar-a-Lago?

That's what it was, yeah. Yeah, and somebody said, you know what? You look younger than your daughter.
And I was like, what? Okay, all right. I'm going to say it.
I'm going to repeat it. That's what it is.
And I do. And you know what? It's all thanks to this painter's tape.
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