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And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap.

So then meanwhile, we go back to

slutty, the slutty-ish vegan.

Oh, yes.

Slutty vegan.

Now, but yeah, it said slutty-ish for some reason.

I don't know if the branding is changing before my eyes.

Yeah.

But

Ava's there with Damon.

I'm telling you, she's not going to Hamptons because now she's fully at this.

She's at, she's at the shop.

what you're at the vegan shop.

Yeah.

You're not, you're not going to the other thing.

Like,

you also, like, she would have gone to the, here's, if, if she knew there was a, if there was a fitting, I think she's already going to the Hamptons, then she builds a whole, a whole day or two around it.

And like, they'll, they would have had, like,

someone in her sphere film something with her there.

Did you say she was building tempeh or something?

She's milking cashews.

Yeah.

She's fitting tempeh into a bun.

That's what the thing is.

But you're right.

They would have had someone, they would have had like Dylan or someone go out there, you know.

But no, she's just, she's not going and she's not even going to pretend to go.

Or it would have been an event where it's like someone from summer house adjacent or something like that is like, oh my God, you're at this event.

I heard you're hanging out with boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.

Yeah.

And like,

if like, I feel like if it gets, if it's going to be happening, like, I, I just think you're at that point, you're, you're, if, you're waiting around your apartment for the goat, for the bat signal to go out to the Hamptons at that point, if you're really going to go.

That's the thing.

Right.

You know, I was okay with the pedicure.

I'm letting her get the pedicure for me.

Because that's part of the event.

Yes, please.

That's part of the, you got to make sure you look good.

You can do that.

Well, because once you go to that.

Manager and her team told her, if you're going to be in the city, do that.

Yes.

Yes.

But going, but once she's at Slutty Vegan, I'm like, no, okay, this is all a lie.

You are never going to go.

Because

you're not going to risk spilling something.

You're not going to get any vegan oil on you.

And also, because that place, because they're, well, at least I know the vegan burger I had there, they load it up.

It's, it's, it's like, it's a, it's a whole situation.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm, I'm almost about to lose my tempeh

about the situation, but I won't.

I just need Elixir laptop.

Wow, I feel like she's having some impulses that were inspired by satan

satan himself charlie

i mean

she could have gone to new jersey it wouldn't have been impossible

i'm getting out of my vehicle impossible red robin burger

What's the other one?

It's impossible and

beyond.

It's beyond repair what she's doing to Brooks on his birthday.

Absolutely.

She needs to be studied for lentil health.

That one is my favorite, I think.

Okay, thank you.

Thank you.

I'll end there.

Comedies in threes and fives, but I decided to go for four.

So

we're back.

Now we go back to the Jersey Shore.

And

so everyone's getting ready.

So the theme for the night is Jersey Shore.

I know.

I was like, okay, so we're being really creative here.

Yeah.

So they're just dressed up sort of just like Jersey Shore-ish.

Yeah.

And also like Jersey Shore, the show, I guess.

Because everyone's like, oh my God, you're slaying it.

I'm like, you're in a skirt, Ariana, but okay.

I mean, you look great.

You look nice.

I don't find.

And like the

extent of their theme is just that like they're, that's what they say the theme is because they just have like a standard table set downstairs.

That's my favorite.

I'm like, they don't even leave the premises, they're not going anywhere.

You all just did all this glam for, okay.

You just dressed up for Jersey short just to be with an olden Italian flag napkin.

That's what it was, yes.

That was the, that was the shouldn't have been a it should have been a Jersey state flag napkin.

It should have been some Jersey tomatoes, they should have just put everything on that, yeah,

and a galette

a galette would have been delightful, Right?

Love a galette.

I love a dalette and a crostada.

I wonder if they have that at Slutty Vegan.

Oh, what?

Ava.

Yeah, I'll tell you who's not making it.

Ava.

She's like, oh, we just sold out.

And, you know, there's like five in the back, but she's too lazy to get them.

Or she'd be like, not me not making a galette right now.

That'd be Georgia.

That's true.

Not me asking for a galette right now.

Am I right?

Could have had a skin.

That's crazy.

Galette.

Oh, my God.

My favorite actress, Tony Galette.

She is an inflatable car sales thing outside.

So, meanwhile, Charlie, here's another thing that Charlie does.

Charlie is, how are you 29 and still talking about weed like you are 16?

And what's he saying?

I'm smoking a Johnson.

Yeah, he's like, I'm just going to smoke a, having a pre-dinner Johnson as he face tops Ava.

I'm like, also, Charlie, where I'm from, that'd be called sucking a dick.

I don't think you're doing that.

Yeah, there's that too.

A pre-dinner Johnson.

Having a pre-dinner below job.

It's what I call my doobies.

It's like, um.

And also I like to, because I'm sure production was like, hey, can you call Ava to show that she's not in the Hamptons?

And she's like, I'm showering.

Yeah, yeah, she basically hangs up on him.

It's like, okay.

But she's caught because

she lied.

She's a liar.

She has tension with Ariana and she doesn't want to go to New Jersey.

And that's just the beginning and the the end of it she's like I already went to Jersey I went to Gia's house it was dumb I don't want to go back I want to go to the Hamptons dog shit everywhere I'm okay dog should everywhere I want to be with other models in the Hamptons I want to be with other model people

I want to be with

I can't think of who are the who are the hot models these days I don't know the models I'm like I feel like after Roshumba I lost it's like I stopped following also because now I'm like what is a model you know what I mean like they it's so ebb and flow because I'm like is Alan's Earl a model I have no clue is it is it Tate mccrae oh is it addison ray is it the model one soundtrack maybe

the f1 soundtrack is walking down is it the uh the

cars yeah

i love that i love the idea of like this season's hottest new model is the f1 soundtrack

on blu-ray you're like yeah cds are done but we're putting on blu-ray by the way i feel like i don't does dandy newton have a daughter i feel like she should have like a nepo child who should be a model wait

doesn't it feel like it's if not thandy get on that yeah it is beyond it feels like it's time for a thandy newton nepo baby and like because like that is such a person who would have such a captivating nepo child oh that you know that would be a nepo baby i would really support there's some that you support that you're like good for you good for you capitalizing off your parents' success because as you should as you should and it's a it's a great segue to a an argument that they're going to get into in a little bit But before they get into that argument, we have another argument first.

I'm trying to remember what exactly.

I don't even remember what this argument was about.

Oh, of course we know what the argument's about.

The bowling alley.

The bowling alley.

So

they're all gathering at this, at the, at dinner and everything.

And Georgia is like, guys, I have, I have a little bit of a mini announcement.

Not me with a little mini announcement.

Am I right?

Okay, well, first and foremost, we're going to be doing a takeover of a nearby Subway franchise with Diplo.

So I hope everyone comes to that.

Second of all,

I'm potentially opening a new venue because I wrote it on a whiteboard.

Okay.

So

it's pretty much open.

Underlined it, used different colors, dry erase pens.

We forgot to erase it, which means it's going to be there permanently.

So we set an intention.

It's there.

It's going to be a new club in New York City somewhere.

And the concept is,

wait for it.

Bowling alley club.

Okay.

And I was thinking, like, it's a place, but you can bowl.

Like, normally you don't get to bowl a lot, but you'll be able to do it more here.

So we'll call it Bowl More Lanes.

How about that?

Do you guys like that as a concept?

Bowling alley club?

And also, it's like, this is the place where I think, wasn't this where she met the girl and they bonded over Led Zeppelin?

Yes.

So that was apparently in like Brooklyn.

Oh, God.

But, but of course, but like, she's acting like the, the bowl, the bowling alley club is like a new concept.

I'm like, lady, it's been around for about 20 years.

I was like, at least.

But also, it's the funny thing because she is so young, she doesn't know that.

She's like, whatever happened to bowling.

I'm like, people are still going.

People still go.

People go to like, like, there are like hipster bowling alleys like that as a Brooklyn lanes.

I was like, I'm like, there literally is a place in Brooklyn for that.

Yeah.

There's, there's a place in LA in Highland Park that the bowling alley is like all old-timey.

Like it's like steampunk and everything.

It's like crazy.

Like it's just, it's just, this has been done.

And she's like acting like she has just truly like reinvented.

She would have had a meltdown if they went to Asbury Park, New Jersey, where I think they should go because there's an Asbury Lanes there where it's a concert venue that's on a bowling alley.

And they served,

they do serve food.

She's like, I've got this great idea.

I'm going to do a, I'm going to do a bowling alley club and we play nothing but Bruce Springsteen.

Okay.

Born to bowl.

Bowling in the dark.

So this is like her big idea.

She's going to open up.

What's also funny?

Like, why are you making an announcement?

Because you just, you had an idea.

There's nothing that indicates you are anywhere beyond having an idea with this concept.

It is so

freeing and beautiful how stream of consciousness she is.

She really is.

It actually could borderline admirational it doesn't but it it is i'm like wow she really wants to share the it's almost brittany bateman

esque yeah she's like an e cummings poem she just is like abstract

you have to go through it a few times you know but i'm so glad she did it because we got to yes

Because we got all this beautifulness.

So she's like, okay, it's going to be a great club because bowling is a great unifier, which I don't know if that's necessarily true.

I love bowling, uh, but I don't know if it's a great unifier.

Yeah, it's more so.

Yeah, I don't think it's bringing the people, it's not going to be like, it's not Kendall Jenner with a Pepsi.

Thank you.

Finally, someone says it.

Okay.

So she's like.

In the spirit of having a great unifying event, we're going to have like, like, we're going to, it'll be kind of like very, this is all very early phase, but I was going to throw a party next week at a bowling alley.

And it's going to be nothing like the club that I'm planning.

So if like, you know, have you ever heard of like proof of concept?

This is called not proof of concept because it's not gonna be like what I'm doing, but it's gonna be bowling nonetheless.

So anyway, I want to have a bowling alley that's a great unifier.

And because it's a club, only certain people are gonna be able to come in because it's a great unifier like that, you know?

Yeah, there's a guest list and no one can really like, it's actually only us because it's a cast event.

There will be a way to unify a very specific segment of society.

They can all be unified together.

But I think in George's mind, that is unifying.

Yeah, she's like, okay, imagine like a brutalist space,

which I'm already like, what about a brutalist space as unifying?

Yeah.

Literally in the name.

She's, yeah.

She's like, it's people that work at Sotheby's and downtown galleries.

And how fucking insane and esoteric is that?

Totally unifying.

There's going to be three to five lanes, cement with like purple and also metal ass lanes.

Lady, do you.

There's There's a reason why they're not metal.

There's a whole, there's.

Like, I'm like, this is how, what is club work there?

The funniest thing ever is like that casting is having a woman like this or a girl like this across from GeoJudice.

Because Gia doesn't know what is happening.

Gia does not know what a George is.

Like, what's a brutalist space?

I don't understand what this is.

Can we talk about what's a good space?

I don't know what brutal is.

I always thought space was always brutal.

Why do we always have to?

Italian family.

i'm like that's not really a genre either my love that's not a club but uh-huh

it's gonna be like omar's gonna invest because like he's been wanting to a club for like a while so like i don't want to have to spend millions of dollars but everyone's like a bowling alley club like that sucks you know what i'm saying um

first of all you're also in a relationship with this guy so bad like don't have your don't have like your boyfriend invests in your bowling alley also a crypto thing too yeah no no.

Let's, it's like a brutalist bowling alley is already pretty tough with metal lanes.

We're already, it's already an uphill battle.

It's tough.

Even if it is unifying.

But not have the boyfriend.

Not the boyfriend investing.

Not my boyfriend getting me intoxivation.

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So, Amira has some really constructive feedback.

Amira says,

if I could offer a little piece of advice in this business adventure, I'm going to just give you a little piece of advice.

Okay.

If you plan to serve food there, I would just like not comment on what your patrons are eating ever.

Everyone's like, what?

And goes fully over George's head.

She's like, I wouldn't.

Yeah.

She's like, I don't.

I wasn't planning on having commentary about what they eat.

Like, she's like, I mean, she's like, yeah, because that's just something you shouldn't do in general.

Like, George just still does not get it.

And Myra's like trying to drop all the hints.

Like, I would, like, you just shouldn't comment.

Like, for instance, the other days, like, I pulled a burger out from Red Robin.

Remember, I got Red Robin, everyone?

Yeah, you can't get that in Majorca.

Anyway, you immediately made the comment, like, oh my God, you're eating a burger.

And I was like, yeah, I haven't had food all day long.

And then you're like, wow, you're a Zempic must be wearing off.

And George is like yeah, but we had a whole fridge full of food.

That's why I was confused

I'm sorry.

I didn't I didn't mean to do that and Amira's like no, it's totally fine.

I just want to say that that's like Amaya did fully back off so she just wanted to get her point across.

She was like, I was just like really upset.

She's like,

so did you have actual feedback about my business?

No, I just want to say that.

Because I was just like, well, just so you know, the food's going to be Sunday set up and like all of these and like trays and you go buffet and you skip the thing that scared me, you scan your credit card and then just get food.

I'm like, okay, so you're getting my credit card information.

So it's a cafeteria?

But then the best is

brutalist cafeteria bowling alley.

Bowling alley.

So I'm just getting hit in the head with a bowling ball in bowling shoes.

And George is running it.

So no one's washing their hands.

I'm going to get a staph infection by putting my fingers in the bowling ball.

Literally not interested in this.

And

I just love how Georgia was just like, I'm like, oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry.

Thank you.

Okay.

Anyway, cafeteria trays.

Here's what I think.

No hand sanitizer.

You just raw dog it.

Okay.

Sloppy Joe's.

Hands in the sloppy Joe's.

She is like, she doesn't actually care what you're serving.

She's like, you don't?

She's like, no, I just wanted to say that.

Oh, okay.

Well,

that is the beautiful thing.

Georgia gets knocked out.

She gets up.

She is Taba Wampa or whatever that is.

She doesn't care.

So then Riley finally was like, I just have to say, you know what?

No, I shouldn't say this.

Like, what, Riley?

She's like, it's a terrible idea.

And they're like, oh,

Riley, no.

Also, I think as everyone was saying it in the confessionals, and I,

from the fan, and I don't know if it's because I am,

I don't know, I'm a Taurus.

I don't know.

I don't, well, Candy is.

I don't know when Riley's birthday is.

I am the friend where I'm like, if my friend wants advice,

tell them the advice.

And I think it's because Georgia and Riley are getting, because we had them have the whole cabana of hell, because there's just the two of them.

And Riley's probably bored of our mind on both phones situation where it's like, yeah, don't, just, don't do this.

Like, take your stuff to do something else.

And everyone was like, taken aback.

Yeah.

Everyone was like, everyone, like, for,

you know, as much as people like to be like, I'm a New Yorker.

I like to say it how it is.

You know what New Yorkers do?

We just say it.

We don't, we don't color.

We don't, we don't candy code anything.

We don't, we don't look through like rose-colored glasses.

We just say it.

And then Riley's like, yeah, it's a bad idea.

They're like, Riley, how could you do that?

How could you say that?

Like, how,

I was going to get bowling shoes.

How could you?

How could you nag the brutalist bowling alley cafeteria club that unifies people who can get in?

And Riley's probably like, I was in an Uber from the hotel with this girl in a robe topless.

So we're close enough for me to get feedback.

Yeah.

They're also probably drunk.

Riley and Georgia are probably drunk because they were drinking those big Miami vices.

Yeah.

Miami vices.

Exactly.

So, and Gia's like, Riley, don't be nasty.

I'm like, have you met your own mother?

I have.

Gia, have you met yourself?

Where the first episode, she's like, all you do is talk it, like where she was like, like putting her fingers in Charlie's face to be like, what are you talking before she met anybody or knew any stories about anything?

So like, Gia, you enter hot and activated, which I thought that's what she likes in people.

Yeah, I know.

I mean, like, what did, Gia, you cannot sit there and act like you think this is a good idea.

Even you know, Gia, that this is a bad idea for a club.

And it's not even a full idea.

It's just like a whim that Georgia has.

And also the thing, too, where I feel Riley was getting into it later on, where it's like, you want your boyfriend to invest in this too?

I'm like, it's every level of this is bad.

It's bad.

And so, yeah, Riley, by the way, and by the way, Riley even said, I shouldn't say that.

And you guys begged her to say it.

So then she said, it's a terrible idea.

And then she was like, no, it was bad.

I shouldn't have, I should have given some constructive feedback.

My delivery is bad.

Like, Riley was already like falling on her own sword.

And then Gia was just like jumping on.

Like, it was rude.

It was rude, babe.

That was rude.

You're rude, Gia.

The rude babe, really, that would have set me off because I'd have been like, the babe.

Babe.

Yeah, no, I don't know.

I don't know you like that.

Yeah, and then Ariana's like, well, because you said it was a terrible idea.

And to somebody who's starting a new business,

she's she's not starting a new business.

It's not.

She wrote something on a whiteboard.

And I don't want to hear it from you.

You're acting like you're on Shark Tank when, like, you're, your entire concept for your fashion line is pastels.

I don't want to hear it, Ariana, even though I do like you.

I do like her.

The business is confusing to me, but I do like her.

And I don't, in that moment, I think she was really trying to relate to Georgia in a moment of like people tearing down our businesses where it's like, at least you have the swatches ready.

That's true.

And Ariana feels concerned that Georgia thinks that she's a mean girl.

So Ariana's like trying to like maybe like Ariana is so yeah she's so in her head all the time

and then so then Gia starts to kind of gaslight Riley and be like well because you're drunk like when you're when you're I think when you get she goes I think that when you get a little tipsy you get a little rough which is like what are you really trying to say here Gia's like wait yeah Ariana's like no, she's the same when she's sober.

She's exactly the same.

Which I do, everyone's like, and also I'm like, everyone is drinking at this table.

So like, what is going on here and i'm like gia do you not remember like what the issue at your house was but i feel like maybe she doesn't because she walked himself into just not caring again now so gia's like i'm saying i see her sober and i see her when she's drunk and i see where the switch can flip a little bit and what i'm saying is i'm just like saying to help her she gets a little rough i'm like also rough i'm like i i feel like i feel like radley has like a dry sense of humor type of thing where I'm like, the roughness, I'm like, the people who get rougher,

Ariana and Gia.

And I don't mind, I'm like, it's fine on the show, but I'm like, they are the ones who get

Charlie, it's Gia, maybe, yeah, Ariana, but like Riley is, you're projecting something onto her and it's not pretty what you're doing.

And it is interesting, too.

I'm like, are you, I'm like, I don't know, G, because we don't really see Gia and the boyfriend.

I'm like, do you get more

like with a boyfriend around?

Are you really not trying to act like Gia Judice?

But he's seen yes, so I don't know.

Yeah, I don't know what's going on.

So Riley like gets gets up and leaves, and Shai goes after her.

And good on Shy, like, you know, Shai, we haven't seen much of Shai, but good on Shy for being an ally.

But that's like everything I've seen of Shai, I love.

Yeah, is he a reality star?

I don't know, but he seems like a good friend.

He seems like a great assistant.

I think it's, I'm sure, like, I would love

to get an appointment confirmation from Shai.

Yes, and I think he was the perfect sounding board.

Just checking these avails.

Um, I would love to get a mini bottle of water from Shai before getting dropped for something.

But I feel like he was the perfect sounding board because he was able to make, he heard Riley and then also made her like laugh a little bit and then was kind of like,

who the fuck cares what GeoJudice thinks?

I think that's kind of like the core of what they got to at the end where he's like, I just fucking apologize to her.

Let's just motherfuck on.

Yeah, like, who the fuck cares?

Like, we're not really friends with her.

Like, we have to shoot with her, but let's, after this is done, we'll go back to the the city and we don't have to deal with this idiot over here in jersey

truly we're gonna we're we're gonna use easy pass to our own advantage yeah meanwhile brooks is there still having an

inner monologue this is an ongoing bit that has been happening all episode but we just haven't talked about it but he's still in case you're wondering where is brooks because he is there that's what's he's that's what he's doing I know.

I feel like it's kind of a thing where like the post-production are like, hey, babe, you know, we kind of made the show around you.

We're going to need you to.

So we wrote these lines.

shy is gonna email them to you

and let us know when you're ready to read them yeah so riley comes back to the table she just sort of hugs gia and is like sorry i got heated let's have a great night they're like okay um

so now it's like later in the evening and i mean

it's an episode that just keeps on giving scene after scene the scene after scene i mean even the birthday cake under the fire alarm Oh, yeah.

That fire alarm set off by two candles.

I was like, this is a little two cents.

I'm like, what the fuck?

He's here okay

because they've known these these owners know they're like we've had some people in this in this rental this is the jersey shore we want to we would rather be more cautious than not because we find it what happens when we're not a lot of people smoking their pre-denna johnsons

blowjobs a lot of smoky blowjobs

oh smoking the water old-fashioned Yeah.

So everyone's back at the house and Riley is trying to apologize to Georgia.

She's like, she's like, Georgia, I'm really sorry.

I I shouldn't have said that.

I should have said something more positive.

I'm not good with delivery.

And I know that.

And Georgia's like, no, that's why I didn't really take offense.

Like, I asked for feedback.

Georgia in that moment was like, no, you're the only one who actually was doing what I wanted, which is funny.

We lost that moment at the dinner table when it's like, Georgia probably appreciated watching back.

Riley told me what you all were saying in your confessionals to me.

Yes, exactly.

So it seems like it's going okay, but then shy, he's like, you know, I don't think it matters that much.

I don't think it matters, you know, it's over.

And I'm just confused why it's such a big deal that we're fighting about your club.

I mean, we've dissected the most privileged argument.

And here we go.

George is like, wait, privileged?

I mean, I literally have $4,000 in my bank account privileged, which by the way, that is a lot of money.

I was going to say, wait, not me being in my 30s, not even with that.

I'm like, Georgia, huh?

And also when she, then they started going back and forth and she's like, no, it's not just Omar.

Like, I manifested this.

And she mentions.

Oh, my goodness.

Yes.

She's like, I worked so hard.

I manifested Omar coming.

Do you know how much manifestation I had to do to have Omar come in and pay for everything?

That's not privilege.

And there.

And so then they get derailed in a whole conversation of what is privilege.

And she, Georgia, does not like, she will not hear it or understand it, which is, I guess, not surprising, but it's funny to me because I kind of felt like

a Gen Z, like a Gen Z kid in New York City who often talks in kind of like therapy speak

and has been to therapy, would be aware of

like the

idea of privilege because there's been so many conversations about it over the past five years.

I think it is

such a New York kid thing when I'll like meet kids born and raised in New York where they're like, oh my God, I had it so I, we were getting by.

And then you find out like the getting by was that they only like had a house on like

Long Beach and not the Hamptons as like their second home.

Or it's like, oh my God, we were really scrapping.

We only had a daytime doorman, not a nighttime.

Yeah, it's like Jessica Tank.

Remember when Jessa was like, I had it so hard.

I came to New York with nothing and I was an intern and I was staying at my uncle's house and I was working in high fashion.

It was basically poverty.

I was sleeping on a CB2 couch most nights.

Yes, it pulled out to a queen with at least a mattress, but yes.

So I think I feel

that

was make impeding Georgia from doing it.

Probably also the bottle and half of wine and Miami Vice and just her being like, no, Charlie's privileged, not me, but it's like, you both are into different degrees.

And it was also such a 24-year-old like argument to have, like, while you're in like a, like a, a vacation home to be like arguing about privilege.

Like, no, this this is what privilege means man nothing has also this show has really made me so happy to not be 24.

oh my god but i also because what you were saying how riley was never in the or wasn't really in the trailer at all how did they not put in the trailer are you dumb i'm not telling i'm asking yes that was a great line heaven

Great line.

Great line.

But yeah, basically they can't conceive, like Georgia cannot conceive like a world in which that she's actually privileged.

She really sees herself as like a product of bootstrap theory.

And

like,

like if you're talking about like opening up a brutalist bowling alley club,

like that's

it's a privileged industry.

I mean, it is.

It's a privilege to be able to

dream of a failing business.

Yes.

To be able to have someone to be like, oh, I've got someone who's going to like invest a million dollars into this.

Terrible idea.

And not being like an assistant at an event coordination place, which is what most 23-year-olds and 24-year-olds who want to be event planners do.

Yeah.

Some might even say it's a privilege to not even wash your hands.

No.

That,

that,

still one of the most repulsive people.

It's a privilege to turn.

Yeah, to turn away the, I don't know.

I'm not even going to get into what is a privilege or not.

The point is that Georgia doesn't even can't even understand why she's privileged.

And everyone, and no one's even, by the way, no one's even coming down on her for having privilege.

Riley's like, I'm not saying that like, because they were saying we all are shading you.

We all are.

Yeah.

Because George is like, well, it's my understanding that Riley comes from some sort of music legacy.

The fact that she's like some sort of, like, she's like, I don't know.

I've heard that there's a music legacy.

I'm like, first of all, get yourself to your iTunes and listen to no scrubs.

No scrubs.

And also don't think I'm going to say that sentence with a little bit more respect, please.

I'm also like, but also, you know what?

While you're on iTunes, show me the five Led Zeppelin songs you like.

Uh-huh.

Cause what is this tattoo?

I want, no one was there to call her out on it.

I didn't trust it.

She's definitely giving that energy that I remember in like middle school when all the cool kids like learned about classic rock for the first time.

And then suddenly it wasn't cool to like pop music.

You had to like classic rock.

I don't know if that was your experience, but it was like, suddenly I was like embarrassed to have like, have like MRI terror CD.

Oh, my.

And it's like, because they're like, if you weren't listening, that's so demand.

Like, what?

Yeah.

If you weren't listening to Grateful Dead, or if you weren't listening to Led Zeppelin, it was like,

and then it's the funny thing where it's like, guys, they're all on like Atlantic records.

Yeah.

They're all getting the same W-9s.

Like, what are we doing here?

Yeah.

Talk about the great unifier, a W-9.

So basically,

so basically, yeah, so they, they are like coming down.

Like, it's somehow Riley winds up.

She can't get a break.

She can't get a break.

Like, somehow she winds up having to defend the concept of privilege.

Well, because Georgia keeps on saying, well, you brought it up.

And she's like, I didn't bring it up.

Shy brought it up, and of course, by now, Shy is gone.

Yeah, and so they keep on saying, Riley, you bring it up.

And then Ariana comes in and she's like, Well, like, to be fair, like, you know, sometimes just because you say something doesn't mean it's true, and Riley's like, Oh, please not.

I don't want to hear any of this.

And also, not from you, too.

You don't know what we're talking about.

Yeah,

you have no idea.

So, it pretty much just ends with that, with Riley

having to somehow be the one explaining privilege and having to defend it, even though it wasn't even the thing that she brought up and she wasn't even lambasting anyone for it.

That's the thing.

She was the one who was helping Georgia.

Yeah.

She was helping Georgia.

It didn't make any sense.

But it was, by the way, to watch it, beautiful.

It was so good.

I loved a kids only episode.

I know.

It was so, it was so nice and freeing.

I'm so shocked.

I mean, I guess because it is the first season, I'm shocked when it said next week is the season finale.

I know.

Well, it's episode seven.

So, yeah, freshman series.

you know they've uh you know it's a good short and sweet seven episodes nothing dragging just wanting more you know that is leaving right now we'll see what um ava dashes hamptons no hamptons i'm worried if the main person who'd be mad about that is brooks because i can't imagine a world where brooks is going to confront her

but i guess ariana or gia would do that ariana would do it arianna would do it because ariana doesn't like ava anymore because you know she

with the bitch ass attitude eva with a bitch ass attitude which by the way I was kind of on Ava's side in that fight, though.

Yeah.

I mean, it's because I was like, some fashion.

She's like, you don't look like a fashion designer.

And also where, and like, then her point, she's like, you're not, what is your point of view?

You're telling.

And I love to, when she's like, Ariana, Riley, I'm living out of a suitcase.

And Riley's like, that's impressive.

Danny, thank you so much for stepping in for Ronnie today and talking about this wonderful show.

I loved having you here.

Oh, my God.

It was so much fun to talk to either of you boys.

It's such a gift.

Y'all are truly the best.

Yes, you are great too.

Next time I'm in New York, we're going to have to get some drinks.

I don't know when that'll be, but we will definitely have to hang out.

Oh, my God.

Talk about all these things.

Maybe we can find, maybe we can go to Slutty Vegan.

Oh, my God.

Let's see Ava at work.

Slutty-ish.

Yeah.

Oh, please.

Order up.

Yes.

Order up.

She's definitely going to be working too.

I definitely see that she likes to do that.

And she'll be scrubbing her hands, running to the Hamptons, back and forth, the longest commute, but it's worth it.

Absolutely.

Thank you so much, Danny.

Tell everyone where they can watch and listen to and follow you on social media, by the way.

Yes.

So you can follow me on social media at Cashmore Danny Cashmore with a K.

And then I host Page 6's virtual reality podcast with Evan Real, my fabulous co-host.

We do recaps.

We do fun interviews with some of the reality stars you know and love.

And then also, if you listen to SiriusXM, we do a morning show on Sirius XM Stars, channel 109, Page 6 radio every day from 8 to 10 a.m.

And it replays throughout the day.

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And when the stars really align, you can see Danny and Evan on Bravo in a flashback when someone's come onto their show and said something and gotten other cast members mad at them.

Oh,

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She is my girl for the year because that.

God bless.

God bless my Canadian queen.

She's not my Celine Dion.

Thank you so much.

Thank you, Danny.

Thanks for being here.

And everyone, we'll catch you on the next episode.

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