#2976 McBee Dynasty S02E08: Combine Cam Confessions

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Hello, Ben.

Hi,

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I'm just sad for Jesse.

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It's McBee Dynasty, and my boys are crying.

He's just a boy.

You know how boys are.

They get upset sometimes.

We got to be there for him.

Oh, Jesse never cries.

I've never seen Jesse cry.

Why you don't cry?

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Okay, so today here we are with some McBee Dynasty season two, episode eight panic on the combine

More like panic in my brain that this season is still going How is this season longer than Next Gen New York City?

Why did it like how does this show get more episodes than next gen New York City?

Next gen New York City was so good.

And then this show is like eight episodes, no season finale in sight.

I don't understand it.

It's not fair.

Well, last season it was 10 episodes.

So maybe they're going to stick with their 10.

This show is amazing, and I need to know what happens.

Fine.

On the show.

Sorry, I got emotional.

I know that I never get emotional.

I'm like the Jesse McBee of this podcast.

You guys, I've never seen Ben cry.

Like, I just saw him cry right now.

Ben Jeffrey, first time.

What a weird couple.

Yeah.

Well, you mean Jesse and Allie?

They're just such an odd couple.

It's like they're just like, you know, I don't know.

They seem just weird together.

But

I read today that she, so they end up having a baby.

Spoiler alert.

And the due date, so it looks like she was pregnant three months before they got married.

So she's probably pregnant right now.

And that's heightening all of this with him freaking out.

And they're not saying it, but I think he's like, oh my God, I'm a dad.

I'm going to be a dad.

I'm going to have a.

I think there's a lot more going on.

And so him being nervous about it, of course, is going to upset her more because she's like, hi there.

I'm having our baby.

You're freaking out.

So, you know, there's all this stuff going on.

I want to know why it wasn't on the show that she was pregnant.

That's weird.

Why are you hiding things, McBee Dynasty?

Wow.

Well, maybe, maybe that's going to come out, like the baby itself.

Maybe that, maybe, um, maybe in the next episode or the season finale, that'll be the big twist.

I'm pregnant.

So, who knows?

Who knows?

All sorts of crazy things happen in that city house of theirs.

But last we saw in the McBean Dynasty, the boys took one of their fame, infamous trips to Nashville.

They sure do know how to find travel.

And then we see them all there partying in a bar.

And while bargoes are going, USA,

USA, USA.

To anybody who might have been lost and thought they were in a different country.

I love when people shout that.

Can we all just have a country check?

Where are we?

God, I've had a lot of drinks.

Are we in France right now?

We're in the USA, you idiot.

US, what's happening, boys?

Well, back home, the girls, why they were waiting with their baron scratched and then we see all the girls sitting there on the couch in Jesse's house with the blue walls and Casey is like Cole I'm so sick of setting boundaries and you

ignoring them and such

But Cole wasn't the only one catching hell about the trip.

Hooking Christie drinking 9,000 calories in one latte thing.

So Christie's there with her gigantic cream drink, whatever the fuck that i mean that's been bothering me all week that christy is that thin with whatever she's drinking because that just looks like me i've just i want it it triggers my binge it triggers my binge my binge

binge

it opens up my dribble door so uh

he's so she's like the timing of the trip was not good it's like what am i supposed to do sit alone at my house all day every day stupid mother you're the most pessimistic person i've ever heard about nashville trips i smell trouble.

And Steven has been trying to move on from Cala for reals this time.

But here's the kicker.

I'm still thinking about Cala.

And Pretty Boy finally opened up that he's nervous about getting married as boys are.

They're just boys.

We see Jesse like, I'm scared about it.

We see Jake going, are you nervous about getting married?

And Jesse going, yeah.

Look at that opening up he just did.

It's like a floodgate over there.

Wow.

What a twist.

Someone is nervous ahead of their wedding day.

Let's build an entire episode off of this.

This thing that's never happened in humankind.

Well, let's start this story off in Gallatin, Missouri, otherwise known as not good enough to be gelatin, Missouri.

So Cole is driving.

This episode is really big on trying to make us believe that these boys go drive the combines every day.

And I just don't believe it.

They look extremely confused in the combines.

Yeah, they really, they really do.

So they're driving along in this big old thing.

And then, but they stop to talk to Jake, the farmhand, and Jesse.

And so Cole's like, well, I'm hoping for about 45 bushels this year.

I mean, some beans were balancing.

So it's hard to, so it's a little dry out.

I don't know.

So Jake said, we'll keep on ruining.

So now Jesse hops in the combine and it's time for him to go combining.

Yeah.

And Cole's like, well, corn harvest is underway, but we also need to get ready for soybean harvest.

So, I need to get these combines cutting as fast as possible.

I think it's going to be the best soybean crop I've ever grown.

It's going to be $900 a bushel.

It's going to be $1,000 a bushel.

I don't know.

It's going to be $5 million a bushel.

I don't know.

I'm going to save this family.

You just watch.

You just watch.

You just watch.

Pretty boy does nothing but nothing.

Sorry.

Sorry.

I just ran over a VW book.

Thank God those things are small.

Get out of the road, hippie.

So then, meanwhile, Stephen goes and picks up his mom, Christy, in his truck.

And he's like, he gets in.

He's like, sorry, I'm just going to take some Dayquil.

Hold on one second.

Which I was like, are you allowed to take Dayquil and drive?

I mean, I guess it's the one that keeps you alert.

But like, there's just something funny about, like, I don't know why him's announcing he's going to take some Dayquil just as he starts driving.

And then he's like, you know, not to make excuses for anything, but the other day at the coffee shop, I just wasn't feeling too hot.

Okay.

So I've been working out a lot and I feel hot.

And so she's like, oh, that's okay.

And we see him arguing about,

you know, we see a flashback to when she was telling him it was a bad time to go to Nashville.

And,

you know, Christy's basically saying,

like,

Stephen's mood is what caused the breakup with Calla.

Yeah.

And he's like, well, obviously, when things are good, it makes you think the relationship is good.

So maybe I should stay, you know, because me and Calla, we have had some good times, mostly talking about what hillbilly fucks my brothers are.

That's been fun.

She's like, I know, you know, but these past three years have really taken a toll on you.

I mean, look at you.

One of your eyes is closed more than the other one now.

You're turning into a carom.

I think you need to give yourself a chance at a meeting other girls because someone's going to make her happy.

But that person is not you.

That person is some kind of a gallery owner or something in Dallas.

Have you seen the social media stuff she's been doing for this gallery in Dallas?

Have I been keeping up with Cala's social media?

Have I been actively pausing anything happening in my life to go see what is Cala up to?

The answer is no, I have not.

What do you want to know?

I'm going to tell you.

And I'm going to go look right now, of course.

She

doesn't know if she's dating somebody with a gallery or what.

She's somehow hooked up with this gallery now.

She's working at this gallery and she's doing the social for the gallery.

And she's like,

wow, look at this gallery.

This gallery is my favorite gallery to go to for art in the Dallas area.

And then they show her with some other blonde girl and she's like, do you know anything about this artist, Scrooge McDuck?

And she's like, Scrooge McDuck is like one of my favorite artists.

The way they mix the glamour in with like the artist

artistness of the piece is really something.

And the girl's like, yeah, I really love art.

She's like, yeah, me too.

I'm so into art.

Come to this art gallery to see some art.

Cala is the person who buys like the whale art.

You know, she's the one who...

You're always like, who buys these wretched paintings?

It's Cala.

She's like, it's beautiful.

Yeah.

So

she's like, please help get back with Cala.

I hate her.

So they drive by Masha and Stephen goes, well, there's Russian number two, Mama.

And she's like, that's Masha.

I've never seen her before.

Gosh, I've pictured her with a sledgehammer in her hand or something

never seen her before but haven't you haven't you seen masha before in the mirror and by looking at galena

having the dna goop like the same goop of dna like come on you've seen her what if it people thought that christy was really the one kidnapping chickens and sledgehammering the cars i would love that that would be great that would be great Because they're all Targaryens and they're all crazy.

But every time

they show up on camera, they all look the same so you can't really tell who's who christie's been getting away with this whole time

so now we go to jesse and allie's farmhouse and uh casey is sitting in the kitchen while allie is trying to make some sort of food and casey's like hmm being one of the girls in this family of boys can be tough so i'm really happy allie and i have each other's backs

yes allie and casey they have each other's backs that way they can finally let out all that charisma charisma they've been holding up on the inside.

Someone's going to say, whenever these two come on screen together, I'm like, wait a minute, hold it back.

Close the gates because charisma is about to start banging through here.

Charisma is going to about to fill our lives.

Are we watching Buffy the Vampires there?

Because I could swear that Charisma Carpenter is on screen right now.

What is happening?

Hey, Allie, let's have a discussion.

I can't believe y'all have been together since you were 16.

That's a long time.

And Ali's like, Yeah, we were babies.

I was a bit of like a cougar, I'll admit it, but at least I waited till he could drive.

What kept what helped keep us on a good foot is that we were best friends before we were in a relationship.

And I think that helps because you know, we're high school sweethearts and like we were babies when we met, but we've been through so much in life together.

We've grown so much together.

I've done so many cross-countries.

We've been through so much together.

For instance, I did a triathlon once.

He harvested some soybeans once.

We went to Marshalls once and bought like a little sign that said wine served here.

Things like that.

It's been through a lot.

Well, I think there's a preconceived notion that high school sweethearts end up in divorce and don't make it.

But I think we're going to break that cycle.

How many years did it take for him to propose to you again?

Just gonna ask this one and know how many

years.

How many years do you give him?

I'm gonna give him actually a long time.

I'm gonna give them 12 years.

Yeah.

Okay.

My feeling is this.

My experience is that if you've been wanting to be, if you've been waiting for the question to be popped for like more than two years, probably, if you've been, or I should say, if you've been waiting for like five or six years,

it's not going to go well.

I'm just saying this from my experience with people i've known where this has happened where you're like you're really just like like being like are you gonna pop the question you're gonna pop the question and then finally he's like okay i'll pop the question it's like

it usually does not end so well and so it's i kind of get the sense that that's what happened with these two right because she makes jokes about that like well finally pop the question or am i misreading their backstory Well, yeah, it took a while, but they're also raised by this monster and they're all not supportive of each other because they think that their dad wouldn't like them getting married.

So it's like they feel guilty getting married.

It's weird.

Like he's like, oh, God, I can't believe I'm doing this to my family.

And then his family's like, well, you're going to have your son a prenup, right?

Yeah, because if you don't, she can't be part, you know, you can't be part of the business no more.

So they're stressing him, you know, and they're all telling him like your marriage is going to end.

What's the point?

Marriage sucks.

Because that's what their dad tells him.

Yeah.

Well, and also they just sort of seem like they're on autopilot a little bit.

Like they've just only been with each other since 16.

And like, I know there's like high school, high school sweethearts can go and have big, long, lifelong marriages.

And it's like amazing when that happens.

Those are such lovely stories.

But you kind of get the sense that these two are like,

I don't know.

They're like, well, we're together because we're supposed to be together.

Like she's like, she like wants to be down in the city.

He wants to be up in the farm.

She like, I don't know, like you just sort of sense like they're just a couple of inertia.

I also think there's no one in Gallatin.

You know, we talked about this last week with Steven.

Like, there is no one to date.

What am I supposed to do?

There's nobody here.

There are no boobies in this town.

So I'm wondering if it's just like optionless.

But she has options because she's working in the big city.

Yeah.

And then again, when they get together, I mean, their banter just does not stop.

I mean, it is true.

Chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter.

Chemistry, chemistry, chemistry.

Just like,

he finishes her sentences.

She finishes his sentences.

It's like these two were made for each other.

I know the conversation is fucking sparkling.

So it's like, you know, maybe they would be attracted to somebody else, but who else are they going to have that kind of repartee with?

I know, am I right?

I mean, how else are you going to find somebody else to use dot, dot, dot multiple times in one sentence?

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Every pot has a lid, and this lid is specifically shaped for

Jesse.

This is just a, you know.

Guys.

Jesse is doing the compound.

He's the compound.

And on the screen, we see compound cam.

Don't, don't, don't.

It's like black and white.

And there's music playing.

It's like really sad music.

Jesse's like, compine cam.

Combining the land out there by yourself.

Combining the land, sorry, I should say.

You have a lot of time to think.

Watch, I'm going to do it right now.

Dot, dot, dot.

Dot, dot, dot.

Dot dot dot.

Forgot what I was saying.

Every time I think about marriage, I start sweating.

My heart feels like it's beating out of my chest.

When I feel that stress blowing up, I don't really know what to do.

So I just sort of get quiet again and just keep on combining.

Calmbine, Cam, complete.

It was just like a guy

sitting in like a cockpit, like a driver's seat, just like

looking bored.

I was laughing.

God, more combining.

I know.

I know.

I was laughing so hard that they're like, combine, cam.

And it's in black and white.

And they just show him.

They're like, Jesse is having a nervous breakdown to really sad music.

And he's like, yeah, combining.

It's hard.

We all know he's stressing out because when he's combining out there alone, he's listening to Carly Ray Jepson.

He's like, I don't know if I should tell my family.

I listened to Carly Ray Jepson.

I wish.

Oh, my God.

I want him so bad.

It's all I want.

It's all I'm asking for life is Jesse.

So inside the McBee Farm Country Kitchen.

So Jesse comes in and Steven's there and he's like, equipment keeps breaking on us.

Well, I heard there was a fire out there.

What happened with that?

What's going to happen with fire and soybeans?

We need $6 million by November 6th or we are fucked.

This whole family is going under.

Do you understand?

He's like, well, thankfully I had an extinguisher under my seat.

He goes, the fire was that bad.

Yeah, if you heard about a fire on a fucking combine, yeah, bro.

Maybe Jesse's panic attack is because he's riding this massive machine that last week the wheel went flying off and this week caught on fire.

And the other week didn't have brakes and crash into another one.

What are these people doing with these machines?

Do they know how to maintain them?

Jesus.

What is happening?

I fixed it, but you know, I had a little bit of a freak out moment.

I don't know if you caught Combine Cam.

on TV, but,

you know, I had to look up symptoms and stuff.

And I think it's called an anxiety attack.

And he's, oh, you felt, did you feel like you were having a heart attack?

And he goes, yeah.

Like, well, not like I feel nervous, but I'm so nervous about the wedding.

Like, I keep thinking about when, you know, we were younger and all we saw in marriage was mom and dad fighting.

So like,

what do married people have to look forward to?

Not being like your brothers, for one thing.

Yeah, that's true.

You know,

what do single people have to look forward to?

Nothing.

I mean, same thing.

Either way.

Either way, you're getting older and you're dying sooner.

So just, you might as well do it with someone you like if that's your thing.

So he says, when it comes to marriage, I'm a little jaded, I guess, because based on my experience with my parents and seeing how dysfunctional it was, is that how my life is going to be?

Well, you're still a farmer.

Okay.

And you didn't get scared off from your dad on that.

So I don't know.

We just, I don't know, shoulder get off the pot at this point.

Yeah.

And what's going to be better?

You're going to not get married to the woman that you love since you were a teenager and then end up what?

Like your dad?

He seems super happy.

i mean why would that option look better i think he just doesn't want to disappoint his family and his family is like you getting married is huge disappointment guys and stephen doesn't make him feel any better you know he's like i mean marriage is a big deal but it's not like your life is over technically exactly and he's like well but then i got lightheaded yesterday i felt like i was gonna pass out and steven just goes hmm

that's horrible Dude, why don't you tell him you love her?

There's no reason for you to be nervous.

You guys have been together forever.

Don't let dad freak you out.

You do what you need to do.

But instead, he's like, hmm, I got nothing to say to you.

I can't say pussy on TV.

So I'm really at a loss.

Yeah.

I just only wish I cared enough to feel bad for Jesse right now because he's like, I just, I didn't want to tell Allie and make her nervous thinking that I'm nervous and it's nothing to do with Allie anyway.

But obviously, she's too good for me in the first place, being a city woman and such and being being around all the busy people and the sidewalks and such.

But being 30 and everything just makes you wonder if there's someone, something else out there for, you know, you ever see that Five Old movie and he's like somewhere out there.

What if there's like, I don't know, a sister I could be fucking?

That'd be great.

I could be out there fucking a mouse in a cartoon, but instead, here I am.

Sweatshop.

I mean, I'm in combines all day.

I could be just floating around in a bottle looking for some sweet, sweet mouse tang.

But, you know.

Have a quick.

You ever get an erection when you listen to Linda Ronstadt?

Because that's been happening to me lately.

Actually, yes.

I just really love a sad song.

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So it's like, yeah, you know, and then you start wondering, like, I'm 30.

I'm not going to have a chance to ever find anything again.

Maybe I just wasted it all.

At 30, everything's over.

Oh, for Christ's sake.

30?

That's it?

Well, sweet, sweet Jesse, here's what you do.

You suppress these feelings.

You have your wedding for Bravo.

And then later on, you just cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, and say, well, I just didn't know.

I wanted to see what else was out there because we know he's, this is what he's going to do.

This is his trajectory.

It'll be a whole scandal.

And it's just going to be like, well i was with the same woman all my life how was i supposed to know so just save us all the time and the effort just go on with your business yeah he'll always have that built in he'll always have that built-in excuse and things to flash back to although i don't get a douchebag vibe from jesse because i do really like jesse and i think he's i think he's nice i mean not just because he's he does seem nice but i think he seems sweet i don't think he seems like he's going to be a big cheater cheater pumpkin eater but i mean i don't know i mean he goes to nashville all the time and he hasn't been caught cheating.

But then I think in season one, he alluded to cheating on her before getting in trouble.

I don't get cheating vibes from him, but also I'm just saying, like, we've all seen this before with all these relationships.

Like, this is what happens.

He's going to have a midlife crisis at some point and he'll cheat.

Like, I just think it's just, there's, there's too many odds working against him, unfortunately.

Yeah.

Well, I guess time will tell.

I guess we'll see in season 10 of this show.

Can't wait.

Can't wait to get this update.

Can't wait for this show to be a surprise success, and we're stuck with it for the rest of our podcast.

Do we know how this show is doing, by the way?

Is it doing well?

Is it not doing well?

Are people watching it?

I don't know, but I'll look it up while you continue this next scene.

Okay.

Well,

Stephen calls Cole.

And Stephen's like, Stephen's like, Cole, Jesse just broke down to me.

Yeah, he cried.

That's right.

He cried.

I think he's having second thoughts out of this world.

I've never seen him cry.

I started laughing in his face.

I pointed in his face.

I said, pussy, you're a little pussy.

We always knew you were a pussy.

We just waited for the evidence.

And now he gave it to us.

God, I have never seen someone more pessimistic about crying before.

And you are disgusting, disgusting trash, you little fucking boy.

Go back to kindergarten and cry like the little girl that you are.

If you're going to cry, why don't you cry on cold stupid crops that are underperforming by 50 bushels per bushel?

Okay.

I was like, hey,

what?

He didn't cry.

Wait, he cried.

Wow, I can't believe he cried.

He cried.

A grown man cried.

Can you believe it?

He cried, and he cried worse than you cried when you cried the other day in the truck.

Well, no, I didn't cry.

I'm tough.

I don't cry.

I don't cry.

I'm tough.

I'm a tough guy who doesn't cry.

You cried after that.

I hill beat you.

You tried to punch a hill and you lost a hill.

And then you cried.

Don't forget that either.

Both of you guys cried and you're both pussies.

Pussy bitches.

I've changed.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I never find that hill or nothing.

I'm a different person.

I was a year ago.

Why can't nobody understand that I've changed?

Okay, I looked up the ratings at Ratings Bravo on X.

Love you.

Love your work.

Last week, they had 0.287, so 287,000 viewers, and it was the series low in total viewers.

And their lead-in show, Below Deck, had

about 7.5 million viewers, and it was their season high.

So they lost a lot of that audience.

So not good.

I don't know how many people are on Peacock because it started on Peacock.

So, maybe a lot more people watch it there.

And again, ratings don't really are really a small part of the picture these days.

They use different metrics, but I was just curious to know.

Yeah, not good, basically.

So,

Jesse's like, well, you know, wait.

Oh, we already did that part.

Sorry, I was looking at ratings.

Sunrise over the McBee Fermi.

We're in a good song right now.

Get Trixie.

What's Trixie Monocle's name on here?

Trixie.

Trixie McMonacle.

Let's get Trixie McMonacle out here to sing for us.

Grab a bottle life from underneath the front seat.

You won't find me drinking in the city.

I just need my dirt road whiskey.

Oh, I ain't drinking in the city.

What am I?

Wuss?

I'm going to have some dirt road whiskey.

It's the only kind worth having.

You got whiskey in the bottle.

I want whiskey in the bean can.

And then we got my favorite scene of the episode because I didn't understand why it was here, except, but I did enjoy that.

I thought it was a very warm, lovely little scene that had nothing to do with anything.

We see this guy named Wykus.

And he pulls up in a combine.

And Tessa's just standing by the side of the road.

Just standing there.

And she's like, hey, I got something for you.

Remember when you said you wanted some beers for helping me last night?

Here are some beers.

So she gives him some beers.

And Wykus is like, thanks.

Oh, they're root beers.

That's what you wanted, right?

But

she just gives root beers and they laugh.

And is Wykus her son or something?

Like, who is Wykus?

I don't know.

It's like, didn't you want root beers?

You got root beers and thread ring on the beer.

I just like the idea of Tessa waiting on the side of the road for hours.

Oh, that combine's coming soon.

This joke's going to be real good.

You're going to give them root beers.

Tessa laughed out about 97 cigarettes for five minutes.

So then we go to the White Iron Ridge wedding venue.

And it's a big barn house because what else would it be?

You know, and I'm glad they decided not to get married at the family barn and instead hire a slightly fancier barn to get married in.

Making a big deal.

So Allie's like, remember this place and he's like yep still what still a barn

okay just there's a joke in there somewhere but i'm just he's like this like you

uh

so they meet the wedding planners um amanda she's like hi guys um i'm amanda so let's go over some aesthetic options you guys excited here we are for the wedding excited for wedding jesse jesse's like oh my god i've got my my jeans pulled up real tight today i can tell you that much.

I just want to be back in the Kanban, Kanban, Kanban.

He's like, honestly, this wedding is what Allie and her family want.

And I'm just scared at the moment.

Scared of flowers and chairs.

I don't like it.

So then we go to Cole's house.

So Cole pulls up and he's like, well.

I got an interesting phone call from Steven.

He said Jesse's nervous about next week and had a panic attack and he was out on the tractor.

Can you believe it?

A panic attack on the tractor?

What kind of crazy lib stuff is this?

Casey's like, he had a panic attack because he's getting married.

He wants to marry Ellie.

I'd hope so.

Oh, can you believe it?

Panic attack?

Oh, come on.

So back to the venue.

Amanda's like, oh, Allie, you look so happy.

And Jesse, you look.

Okay, well, Jesse's not going to smile.

Jesse is facing a corner like he's in the Blair Witch Project.

Okay.

Well,

let's look.

Jesse, you want a baby Ruth?

You want a little?

We got a juice box for you, Jesse.

You want to, you want to come out?

You want to say hi?

No, Jesse, no, okay, that's fine.

Allie's like, yeah, it's about time for this to look at a wedding place.

And Amanda's like, Jesse, how long did it take you to pop the question?

He's like, about 10 and a half years, I think.

Actually, we've been together for 12, Jesse.

So

we've been together for 12 years.

She likes to round up.

Whatever.

So,

so then everyone goes outside and Allie's like, okay, he is going to build a hexagon arbor.

So that'll be done, right?

Right, Jesse?

You are going to be making the hexagon arbor.

You always said hexagon arbor.

You always said our relationship is like a hexagon arbor,

a square that was actually six-sided and has trees on it.

Okay, so you're going to make that, right?

He's like, yeah, I'll make a hexagon arbor.

Then back to Cole.

Cole's like, I think he just knows it's going gonna be a big change and he's afraid he won't be fun anymore or something or he won't be able to go with his friends or nothing like that and case like yeah but it's a good change right like i mean it's not a bad thing sometimes you just have to grow up you know i mean i don't think i'd feel good about knowing that he was having panic attacks before getting married so i think they need to have that conversation about it maybe before they get married or something

who gave her a globotomy Because I think she gets, she should get her money back.

This is just like,

they didn't go far enough.

Yes.

You're like, more lobotomy.

That lobotomy was too subtle.

She listening to Casey drawl on about any point that she makes.

And I say this as someone who is long-winded himself, but like, Jesus God, you're on TV, lady.

Come on, be snappy.

Well, it's rest of plan and takes away from the day, you know, because weddings are hard.

Like, it's supposed to be about you, you know, it's supposed to be a small thing, weddings, you know.

That's why me and you, we're going to get married at the back of the farm or something.

We're going to have like a party and pickup truck.

You know, it's going to be like, we're going to have like

those things you do before the football games, you know, like a truck, a truck back thing.

What are they called?

Tailgating kit.

Tailgate.

We're going to be tailgating.

We're going to have a tailgate party in the back of the barn.

That's what we're going to do.

We're just going to put out something on Facebook that's like, hey, everybody's here.

If you want to come get shit faced, let's do it.

My baby's drunk.

I mean, i don't know what's more offensive that he wants to have their wedding as just like a like a cake party at the barn or that he's going to invite everyone over facebook

case he's not loving it

you just see her she's like you just see the look on her face she's like i attached my ride to the wrong horse like this is like yeah she's like she just she is she is committed to this i mean she's pregnant She's pregnant.

So she's like, I'm going to see this through, but she just sees what her life is going to be.

And

this is is not a fairy tale it's not good so she's like but i don't think yeah like it shouldn't be so stressful would you quit interrupting me sorry i think being stressed out yeah you know what like we should get married in a barn god damn it cool

i mean she's having panic attacks but marriage is like a big thing you know

The McBee men aren't good at expressing emotion, except maybe anger, which is why I'm staying in this relationship, of course.

It's like, what?

How many red flags do you need?

Like, come on, Casey.

You may be boring as hell.

You may be deeply uninteresting, but you still deserve better than one of these guys.

Go off to the big city and find yourself a new cowpoke.

Yeah, Casey's so cute.

I don't know what she's putting up with this guy for.

Casey's beautiful.

She's sweet.

I was about to say she's beautiful.

She's intelligent.

She's sweet.

She loves the monster.

She loves a lunchable.

I mean, there's a big market for that.

I feel like there was a period of time when she was interesting and that coal just drained it all out of her.

And I think she needs to go somewhere where she can be

like, she can be like, you know how, like, your body needs electrolytes.

She needs personality lights, and they just need to

be injected back into her.

Cause I know that she had them at some point.

She needs behind her eyes lights.

Yes,

there is definitely

a darkness back there.

So we go back to the venue and now they're kind of

rehearsing and Jesse's standing where he's supposed to stand and they're like, Jesse, you're on the wrong side, Jesse.

The groom stands on the other side, dummy.

And Amanda's like, hey, Jesse, what's stressing you out exactly?

And he goes, oh, well, you know, just mostly her.

She goes, uh-oh.

He looks terrified.

And Ali's like, Jesse, it's going to be here before you know it, Jesse.

And you're standing on the wrong side.

He's like, oh, God, get me out of this.

Oh, man.

Will he ever be able to build that hexagonal arbor?

I just don't know.

That's probably why he's stressed because he's sitting there combining instead of building some sort of single-use hexagon arbor.

So, is it even called an arbor?

It's not called an arbor.

I don't know.

I don't know what you guys are talking about.

Honestly.

It's like the thing, it's not an arbor.

It's a trellis, maybe, is what.

Oh, hexagonal arbor isn't what you're thinking of it's at least i looked it up and it's just basically like a big stop sign that you hang lights and stuff in but you don't stand in it it looks pretty small i guess it is called a heart an arbor um yeah it's like uh you know it's like a big

It's like a basically

to stand under while you get married, I guess, right?

Yeah, that's fine.

It's fine.

That's cute.

Yeah, that's cute.

It's cute enough.

Yeah, it is big enough to stand under.

So that's cute.

Like people take them to the beach and they

stand under them under the beach or whatever.

Let's go to Independence, Missouri.

All the towns are independent.

Throw your arms up at me.

Throw your combines at me.

Ow!

Sorry, it's serving there, Tessa.

Someone threw a combine at me.

Geez, sorry for being single.

We were at Hereford House restaurant, or maybe maybe it's pronounced Hereford, as in you go there, and they're like, Here, you just got a Ford.

Um, Christy and Cole sit down

for a nice mother

potato chat, and Christy is like, I she's like, I can't believe I'm having a girl.

You're having a girl.

I mean, I mean, you're having a girl.

I'm not having a girl, but I feel like we're all having a girl.

I'm like, Trust me, you're having a girl.

You're having a girl.

You will be raising that child, ma'am.

You will be,

you will be the one, okay?

Yeah,

I'm excited to be a girl, dad, but nervous.

There's a lot I need to learn about how a girl thinks.

God forbid I do it while I'm actually in a relationship with one.

How about we start with hygiene and then you can work to up to like how a girl thinks.

Yeah.

How about like wipe the mustard off your shirt?

Let's start there.

Okay.

Let's start with some basics.

Okay.

How about hills should not be punched?

Because it's a futile exercise no and christy's like well i don't know stephen and calla think that marriage is in their future but i can tell you it shouldn't be it shouldn't be it shouldn't be in their future and he's like well i know how you feel about me getting married you know with casey and me i'm not like all the way there yet though mama you know because like maybe after the baby's born the house is done stuff like that maybe we could be out there or maybe by the time she's talking about us she'll be ready you know And it's like, well, your little girl needs her parents married.

You know, your little girl can't go through a divorce unless she's got married parents.

I know.

Well, but the problem is, I want to price out an elk hunt first before the ring budget.

It's like an elk hunt?

How much is an elk hunt?

He goes, well, it's not like 12 grand.

I mean, they're pretty expensive, you know.

I guess I could push that back, though, to after I get a ring.

She's like, yeah, maybe, maybe we should prioritize a wedding over an elk, over a murdering elk.

Okay.

Wait, what if I invite everyone on Facebook Messenger and say, hey, come to the elk hunt, but it's actually a wedding.

That way you kill two birds and an elk with one stone.

I'd really rather not put your wife and child in danger, Cole.

Well, that's a good point.

But, you know, she's like, you know what we should do since you're completely unsure about this?

Let's go look for wedding rings right now.

I know a wedding store right in the parking lot of Hereford's.

So let's go right out in the back.

They get in the car.

And they say two sentences and they're like, I don't even think there was a marriage.

And and they're like right in front of you know zan's bill's

bill's bill's jewelry discount center

so he walks in in his t-shirt and uh he's like look at the wow look at this wow so they walk into adrenan it's actually called drennin jewelry come to drennin jewelry the best jewelry you can get from mr drennan himself so this guy steve is there and um chrissy's like we're looking for engagement rings.

And Steve is like, okay, for who?

For Cole here.

Is there a different this one right here?

This one's getting this one found someone.

Wait a second.

There is someone who would actually want to fuck this man?

Okay.

Christy, I love you, but this joke, you cannot be pranking me like this on TV.

You can't just be bringing people in from off the streets, Christy.

This is serious business.

Now, I know we went to high school together, but could you bring me something serious?

No, he's going to get married.

That's my son.

you're admitting to this sack of shit being your son are you this

this sentient marshmallow is getting engaged are you kidding me

all right let me see if i can find a ring shape inspired by burp all right let me see what i got around here all right let me see what we've got from the frosty the snowman collection because that's what you brought in to me basically

Cranking up the heat as high as I can go and he's still not melting.

Okay, do you know what kind of cut you want?

He's like, well, she told told me before, but I'm not real sure.

I don't remember what kind she said.

I think it was like a rectangle or something.

He's like, okay, well, that's called the radiant cut, which no one is ever going to confuse you with.

Okay.

There's a cushion cut.

Got that, spades.

Emeralds.

Cushion cut.

Cole, they call them coal cushion cut nookie.

Yellow gold is popular.

White gold is energy.

He's like, I'll take the white gold.

Black gold.

No further.

Oh, whoa, okay.

I stand for white gold.

I'll tell you that right now.

He's like, I don't know anything about diamonds.

So this is all new to me.

I've been looking up on Facebook to see what I can find.

But so far, I'm just going to find out.

A Facebook marketplace.

Well, so how much do you think a two-carat diamond ring would cost?

He's like, I don't know, maybe two elk.

Okay.

uh

maybe look it up on your phone son so he pulls out his phone and he looks and he's like whoa that's a lot more than two grand i need to take a loan out for that it's crazy it's a lot of money commercials

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So we come back and Steve is like, okay, here's a thin rectangular.

Okay, that should be our goal for the future.

Go ahead and try this on, buddy.

But wait a second.

This isn't orange.

Well, why would it be orange?

Well, you said it was a carrot ring.

Okay.

Chrissy, I'm going to have to have you remove your son from my store.

Are tariffs even hitting carrots?

What do we get them from China?

Shit.

Okay.

Listen, I didn't know carrots were this expensive.

Guess what?

Okay, Steven, I've got a great new idea.

Next week, next year, we grow carrots.

okay they're selling for thousands of dollars

so the price of this ring is 10 grand and um cole's like wow it's so weird you know like i'm i'm going for my dad who says marriage is a prison sense to my mom who's all about getting married for a baby you know i just i do think casey wants to get married until after the baby but i mean i don't know if it's the right person at the right time why wait Well, it's kind of the point.

You're not the right person, dude.

Like, you're still getting getting so fucked up that you're

telling your boyfriend's girlfriend in front of everybody you want to eat her ass out at the Lake of the Ozarks.

I mean, I don't think you're ready, sir.

I don't think she's ready for you.

You're going to have to do a lot of changing, Cole.

I don't think she's ready for this, Jelly.

So, um, which by the way, all this acting like Casey's not going to marry Cole is crazy.

I mean, aren't they already married?

I'm going to look it up.

Don't wait for me.

Nothing, nothing says I'm just just going to settle for the rest of my life than Casey's face.

Like this is, she is, she is the original settler of Catan.

She's just like a settler of Coltan.

So now we go over to Cornerstone Coffee.

They keep on going to these

shitty looking coffee shops.

Are there like, is there like, is there just a better option in any of these places for them?

They just, so they go and Steven gets a coffee and he's like, you know, I've been thinking about what my family has said about me and Cala over the last three years and how it might be beneficial to try to meet someone new, someone I don't have to negative history with.

And then, so they're leading up, it's sort of like they're making it seem like he's going on a date, which we know he's never going to go on a date.

We know it's going to be cool.

I was interested to see what he could pull, though, in Gallatin.

And honestly, I thought for one second, I hope it's Brooke.

I hope it's his dad's ex-girlfriend because he actually had some chemistry with Brooke, you know, and she's wanted to McBee.

So maybe, I thought maybe it was going to be Brooke, but it was actually

Cala.

No one's surprised.

No one is surprised here.

Oh, Cala, Cala, Cala.

So then Stephen's doing this whole thing about like, you know, like, you know, the definition of insanity is doing some the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.

I'm like, I know.

That's why I watched this show because I keep expecting it to be good.

And he's like, that's why I'm doing this, trying to the same thing over and over, but with different results.

Obviously, she looks gorgeous, but she just makes me weak every time she looks this good.

But she was also my best friend, you know, because we would talk about things like, hey, here's some evidence of her being my best friend.

Like, look at us looking at us.

We're looking at corn together in the field.

Look at, I'm showing her some baby corn.

My best friend.

So she's like, hi, how are you?

Good to see you.

And he's like, well, I've been up a lot at night.

realizing how many calories these milkshakes have in them, you know, and I never really think about that, but you're not there anymore to think about it for me.

And I've been thinking how much of what happened wasn't really your fault, but you know, the distance we've had this last weeks, it gave me a clear enough head to see that.

And also, masturbation is really, really difficult.

So please come back to me.

So I did RSVP both of us to Jesse's wedding initially.

So that hasn't changed because,

well, I'm obviously still apprehensive and uncomfortable with all that.

Well, what are you concerned with the most?

You're the most pessimistic person about weddings.

What do you think?

It's like, my family?

She's like, yeah, dumb-dumb.

Of course you're family.

Well, couldn't we just dress up and, you know, have a good time together and not worry about the family part and enjoy each other's company?

What about that?

Let's just pretend nothing happened and just continue on this toxic cycle.

I mean, come on.

And she's like,

yeah, that's what you said before the Ozarks.

But then we went to the Ozarks and then it was still stupid.

So like, what now?

And he's like, yeah, well, I want you to get dressed up.

And I don't get to get dressed up often.

You know, I mean, you'd like nice dinner.

There's going to be dinner there.

I mean, they're going to have metal things full of mac and cheese and potatoes and cheese.

It's going to be a lot.

I'm going to get real dressed up.

I'm going to wear a sports jacket and a bolo tie.

Watch out.

Watch out, Met Gala.

I'm coming for you next.

Oh, so you're getting all the way dressed up.

You ain't even going to mess around no more, huh?

And he's like, yeah, it'll be fun.

I just picture you choking me out with a bolo tie.

You'll love that.

And then the barista, they show the barista.

It's funny.

First of all, he didn't even say it that loud.

And they show the barista.

And she's like,

I was like, why are you being mean to that barista?

She didn't even do anything wrong.

And then they show close-ups of children being mortified.

I also like, I feel like in that moment, he sort of forgot he was on camera because he just basically said that out loud.

And, you know, I don't think he's the type that would say that out loud.

And Cala's like, oh my God, there's children around.

And so then they're like, what's the deal with the bullet situation?

He's like, I don't know.

I just thought of some ideas that might be fun.

Anyway, what are your thoughts, Cala?

She goes, we'll see.

So now Cole drives up to Casey's office.

And she's like, what are you doing?

He's like, well, I'm calling to get you.

We're going out.

We're going out on a date.

She goes, but what about my car?

He's like, just leave it.

It's Gallatin.

There ain't no pork market enforcement in gallatin that's why we live here she's like well

there's been like five different cars that got beat up by bats and got their tires lashed on this show so i don't know i think actually would have been in your garage

it's like where are we going i'm surprising you uh oh so they drive to their future house which is this huge ass house this big old farmhouse huge it's enormous this house so by the way this kind of answers why she's staying with cole because i would stay with cole for that house that's a big house.

Wow.

I'm so excited to see

the big ass open concept with all the blue walls that they're going to put in there.

I can't wait to see what creative things they do with Shiplap.

I can't wait to see all their uses of Robin's Egg Blue.

So Cole is like.

When we found out about the baby, we decided to build a place of our own.

It's a lot of work, but hopefully it's done before the baby is born.

So they go and then they go sit out of the farm.

By the way, no.

it's not going to be done before the baby's born.

It's like barely up.

They've got like barely the framing up.

He's like, well, hopefully this will be done in about five minutes.

You know, it's how hash is all right.

Like, no, you're going to be waiting a while, buddy.

I mean, the thing is so huge, you would think that they're actually parking a combine inside of it.

He's like, well, it's perfect because you can watch TV here and park their combine right here next to the kitchen.

Yeah, well, they have a whole separate garage.

I mean, the garage is connected to the house, but it's like a whole other wing.

I mean, it's a huge garage.

They probably could fit a combine in there yeah they could combine garage

um so cole is like well i know we've been doing better and i've been trying to make it things up to you so here's a box and so like how i went to nashville last week even though you didn't want me to wow i'm really killing it huh what do you mean you've been doing things to make it up to her what have you done you showed her a mountain come on

yeah And then, yeah, he literally showed her a mountain.

So then he pulls out a box and he pretends to get down on one knee, which they have used like immensely in the previews and trailers to make it seem like they're going to get proposed, like there's going to be a proposal.

And he's like, ha ha ha.

No, it's not that.

It's your key to the house.

And she gasps.

She's like so touched that she's getting the thing that she rightfully should have.

That she would be getting anyway, you know, to walk into the house that she's going to be living in.

And she's like, wow, this kind of thing is called superpower.

It's like the simple things I love the most.

We know you're with one.

And she's like, man,

this night was very much us, you know?

Like, he's not completely forgiven, but this was one of the reasons I stick around.

I mean, I'm a lucky girl.

I got a keychain.

I know.

Yeah, Cole's superpower is going to Ace Hardware and making a copy of a key.

It was a key in the shape of a house, though, which I thought was kind of cute.

It was very meta, which he loves, apparently, because that's how i love that burglars don't even be confused

they'll be like what is this key for

she probably is like that trying the car um

this is my

house key because it's got a house um

i don't know what this one does it doesn't have a car on it so i don't think it's for the car yeah and we see how she loves simple dates like when he took her to eat lunchables and watching cow pastures and um so then they roast two hot dogs on a double hot dog roaster which I've never seen.

Like it's like a pronged hot dog thing to race double, roast double hot dogs.

And he's like, I can't believe in a few months we're going to be parents.

And then one step after that happens, just get married.

He goes, well, that's what I was thinking.

You know, I was looking for rings today.

She's like,

did you get it then?

Did you go to Drennan's?

And he's like, well, that didn't sound like you wanted me to do that.

She goes, well, we just need to have a little bit more time because I don't want an engagement just because it's the next step.

I want it because I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

Also, I need to see if you act like a total fool once this baby arrives.

Yeah, he's like, Well, I already know I want to spend it with you.

Well, yeah, but you're the one without options here.

You know what I mean?

So, yeah.

And Casey's like, Yeah, I mean, I do too.

It's not like I ever want us not to be together.

I just don't want to rush things.

You know, we still got a lot of time to fix things.

Like, I don't know,

you

he's not one to know how to read room or do a lot of work together.

So then he could have just stopped at read.

I love Cole, but he's not really one to know how to read.

Like we know.

Yeah, that's fair.

So now we get a song.

She's just a cow girl.

She's going to keep it like that.

She'll turn the heat on.

If you love her like that.

So now we're at Stevens' house and they're tending to chickens.

I have to say, I can't stand Cala.

I think she's like a shallow twit.

But you know what?

Love that Oreo.

She has a chicken in Oreo that looks like an Oreo.

It looks like a stack of Oreos, chicken form.

And I got to say,

huge breakout star for me.

Like, I love Oreo.

Chicken-flavored Oreo.

We're going to invest trillions into it.

So,

protect that chicken at all costs.

There is a chicken murderer out there on this show oreo must be saved yeah so cole comes over and he's like uh hi and she's like wow cole why do you look so solemn

well because you look like you're gonna kill him maybe he's like uh well i guess i'm feeling embarrassed about some of the things i said you know and i know some of it will be hard to come back from i don't expect you forgive me but i just want you to know i'm sorry because i wasn't really really in my right mind but i would eat your ass all day if it it was mine i don't think that

that's why i'm only looking at your toes right now because if i look any higher i'm gonna get a boner so big it's gonna knock all of us over okay because he's just sitting there he's got his hands on his hips and he's just staring at the ground and then but also but he's got his hat on so he's staring at the ground so you can't really see his eyes but steven's also staring at the ground and

like cala's just like staring at him well she's like

uh-huh yeah i was really hurt but i just love the way these guys are just like staring at the ground they can't even like look her in the eyes he's like i feel really bad I was really bit.

I was being really mean.

And I was raised not to be like that.

And I'm really sorry for those things.

And like opposition, but but into your relationship because I don't like when people butt into my relationship.

And I really hope you can come to the wedding because it'll be really fun.

And that, furthermore, you, I really like when you twerk, but I won't look at you twerking anymore.

Cause even though I would love to see that all over my face, I don't know.

It's not my place to have it on my face.

And that rhyme too.

And I'm really sorry for rhyming in your face.

Okay, bye.

Thank you.

That really meant a lot to me that you apologized.

Okay, you're excused.

Come on, thank God, thank God, thank God.

I'm going back home.

I can't do this.

It's like seven legendables down his face on the way to the car.

And she's like, well, I don't know what the right decision is regarding the wedding, but it feels good to be cordial with each other.

I just don't want any drama.

Dawn, dawn, darling.

Please have drama.

I want Jesse's wedding to be chock full of drama.

You better have some drama.

Aunt Darla better start some shit.

She was disappointing.

She really was for such a slut.

I thought she was really going to act out.

Still slut.

We love you, Aunt Darla.

We just need more from you.

Okay.

And Calabin might not like you, but I like you.

And I think that you should get back into this family and keep fighting until you own all those combines.

That's what I say.

Yeah, you'd be the combine queen.

I love Aunt Darla.

I love her.

She gives nothing.

I mean, she does nothing.

She's just beard for one second and was like, ha.

So she gave nothing.

I mean,

now we are at, so they don't have top golf here.

They instead go to Teeshots Golf.

Oh, I thought it was over.

Top golf imploded, right?

No, I thought the recap was over.

I was about to say bye.

Okay, so there's more coming.

There's more coming up.

I forgot we went to top golf.

Okay, here we go.

The episode just

kept on going.

Yeah, I'm homegrown.

Let them all know.

I've been working where the tall grass grows.

This is called T-Shots.

but yeah, I thought it was Top Golf, too.

Yeah, I thought it was Top Golf too.

I thought it was Top Shot, but maybe I think Top Golf, I think, is faltering as a company, right?

How the fuck should I know?

I went when it first opened

and thought it was, you know, kind of fun, I guess, even though I couldn't hit anything.

But then I just remember it from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

And Jen Shaw having her party for Omar there.

And she's like, I spent $80,000 on this party.

I can't believe you guys are doing this to me.

What about me?

what about me so they're here at this place which by the way i am surprised that coal has not fallen off the edge of the top golf like putting tea like how does this i was looking i was like how did they how did these places that have like the like the the shooting ranges that are like up high

What do they do to make sure people don't fall off the edge?

Because there've got to be a lot of drunk coals going around.

And I just see they have a little bit of a net, but that net is not enough.

I think they have the net that catches you.

Yeah.

It's like a big nut that goes down.

So I'm sure they've caught a lot of colds in their day

oh geez so um so brain and jesse like walking slow-mo like we're gonna do golf and then uh they're all there and then all of a sudden jesse's like what the hell is going on look who is walking in

and i was like combine cam who could combine cam he's like i just really got upset when i saw cala come into come into the top golf combine cam

it's steven and cala walking in

so they're all shocked and they they just can't believe that she's there so then steven's asking where allie is and allie's doing the usual thing avoiding being with jesse uh

and and and either doing a treathlon but in this case she's doing going to her bridal shower Yeah, and Calla's like, wow, I went on y'all's registry and the only things left was a power tool attachment, which is you, I guess.

But then there's like two

champagne flutes for $100 each.

I was like, whoa, y'all are fancy now.

And he's like, I didn't do that.

I didn't do that one.

I did do the power attachment thing, though.

We know, Jesse.

We know.

You have to make your octagonal arbor thing or whatever.

We were pretty sure that Allie wasn't like, I need a power tool right now.

You know what I'm really into?

Do you know what, Jesse, really what I'd love around my finger?

A Dremel.

Dremel.

Well,

so then Cole and Casey arrive and people are like being nice to Cala and they're shooting shots and everything.

And Casey's like,

Cole told me he and Cala made up, which is sweet.

But like, I wish he was like more motivated to behave this way all the time, not just when people are mad at him.

Why are you with this man?

Go have your baby on your own.

It'll have a much better life.

Yeah, run away.

So now it's nighttime.

We go to the McBee Farm.

Cole, Jesse, and Jake meet up for nighttime crop cutting on the combines.

Guys, we're working double time.

These soybeans need some beaning.

These soys need some boys, right?

We've got the boys for the soys,

but we're not so boys.

Okay.

These are not soy boys.

Do you understand?

So Cole is

like, so you talked to Allie about your wedding nurse, about your nervous breakdown.

Have you gone to Allie and admitted to be a huge wussie?

And Jesse's like, no, I don't want to.

I just want to get on the combine.

Jake, could you come on me with the combine?

Combine, Cam.

He's like, I just need to be in the combine and look around because all I can think about when I'm home is, oh my God, I'm getting married.

I'm 30.

Everything's over.

Oh, my God, Ellie probably hates me.

Actually, Ellie really does hate me.

What's the city like?

Why can't I go to the city?

Why didn't Ellie give me keys to the city house?

Combine, Cam.

Harvesting it not makes a lot of time for thinking about the wedding.

It's a lot of time for thinking.

Oh, God, so much thinking.

I'm like, do you...

He acts like he just doesn't think the rest of his life.

He just, he just like, just, is like a robot.

And then like left alone on the combine, he's like, oh, my God, the big city, what's it like out there?

What about the crime?

What about the queers?

What do I do?

So then we go to Jesse and Allie's farmhouse and he comes in because he's had a long night of combine thinking.

And that brain is going.

It is going.

And he's thinking, I've got to tell Allie that I had anxiety.

Yeah.

So he comes in and Allie is putting away food,

which is weird because

in a hostile way.

Yeah, she's putting, so I was thinking it was going to be like, you didn't come home for dinner or something like that, because she's kind of like throwing the buns in the bag or whatever she's doing to the ciabattas, whatever those were.

Boom.

And so I was like, oh, maybe he's in trouble because he missed dinner for the combine, but she never says anything.

So I don't know.

So she's like, well, how was your day?

Better than the other days?

And he's like, well, I had a rough one the other day.

And I think I had an anxiety attack.

Okay, so they go into the badge.

They're talking about.

And he's like, I think I had an anxiety attack.

And she's just looking at him like, um,

like, she has this way of looking.

I don't know how to explain.

Like, her eyes are wide open and her brows are up.

And she's like, um, really?

She's got that look on her face at all times.

And he's like, yeah.

And my heart was beating out of my chest.

Like, I couldn't stop it.

And she goes,

well, I know you don't really like to talk about stuff.

So

he goes, yeah.

And, you know, there's just so much going on and like with the farm and then my relationships.

And she's like,

she's like, are you trying to get out of building a hexagon arbor?

Because that's your one thing you have to do for this wedding.

He's like, oh,

it's just so weird to me that this guy is coming to multiple people in his family being like, guys, I'm really stressed out.

I had an anxiety attack and I'm really worried.

And not one single person has been like, oh my God, are you okay?

Has it happened again?

You know, this is totally normal, but maybe you should see somebody.

It's going to be okay.

Like, babe, it's natural.

If you're feeling a little bit nervous before the wedding, I don't want you to feel rushed.

The most important thing is we know we love each other.

No one comforts the guy.

They just all stare at him like he's the

biggest idiot for having any kind of anxiety attack.

I don't get it.

Yeah.

So basically Allie is like, well,

I wish you knew earlier that you could have come to me with this, which is a funny thing to say.

And then she's like, well, do you, do you think that postponing the wedding is something that you want or need to do?

Because you have to let me know right now because the deadline for signing up for the triathlon that day is about to pass.

So if we're not doing that wedding, I'm going to do a try.

Okay.

I thought this was interesting.

He starts crying and he says he feels like he's living a double life between the image everyone has of him because everyone thinks that he's the perfect guy and that's a lot of pressure and they think that they're the perfect couple.

And he says, I didn't want to share this with you, but it feels wrong not telling you.

And he starts crying and she just stares at him.

And she's like,

I mean,

I don't know.

I mean, I think I need more for my partner.

Basically, what I'm saying is he needs me because I'd be like, Jesse, come here.

Let me hold you.

Like, you're mine.

Come here.

Let me hold you.

And like, why are you crying?

We'll talk it through.

And she's just looking at him like, I wish you could have talked to me.

But then, you know, she's obviously really upset too.

So she starts crying because obviously someone's like nervous to get married to you.

That probably doesn't feel great either.

So she's crying.

And he's like, I don't want to let anybody down.

And she's like, should we postpone?

No, hug him and tell him it's going to be okay.

And then talk about it later.

But I think this guy just needs some love and support.

And I'm here for you.

I'm here.

Good.

Call ID, Ronnie.

just rest your head on ronnie's bosom jesse yeah and for some reason this conversation mandated a to be continued so

everyone

if you can get through the week finding out whether or not this wedding is going to be postponed i applaud you because i don't know if i can i do not know if i can focus on any other task this week without being distracted with the thoughts that this wedding wedding of the decade might be postponed a little bit of

i need to see this arbor get it together.

All right.

Well, that's the end of the McBee dynasty, at least for the next week or so.

Everybody, thanks so much for being here.

It was a pleasure.

As always, Ben, everybody, we love you, and we'll talk to you next time.

Bye.

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