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Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Corps.

This is part two of a two-part recap.

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So back at the tile making, Julia is like, says that she and she and Marisol are going to talk to Lisa.

They're going to have a conversation with her.

And like, oh, well, you know what?

She doesn't like people telling her what to do.

She's like peter you know an artist doesn't like people telling him what to do to say well i don't like it either she's like but larsa has been telling her literally since june like lisa please you're on my you're my friend you're following marcus and you know what he's done to me and my family and she just doesn't want to do it because larsa is telling her what to do you know so then we go back to the other group and adriana is basically adriana this episode

through like 75% of this episode is looking very sane and I'm like having moments where I'm like, you know, I'm really appreciating Adriana.

We sort of forget she's so smart.

She is very educated.

And she can, she actually can have a really good like head on her shoulders when she gets out of her own way.

And so, you know, I'm like, wow, look at Adriana being a voice of reason in this scene right now.

Yeah, I know.

It's always funny.

This show tricks us all the time.

So Gertie is like, listen, I know you're not ready to unfollow Marcus and it's so stupid, but the factor is it's escalated everything.

You have to unfollow Marcus.

But she's been so aggressive.

No, she's not going to tell me what to do.

Adriana, you're the voice of seasons.

What do you think?

The voice of reason.

Hold on, let me write that down.

Reason, that's a good one.

I like that.

Makes more sense.

I love reasons.

They're so good in cereal.

No, that's reasons.

Okay, let me write that down.

Let me write that down.

Adriana's like, you don't want to unfollow Marcus on Larsa's demand because that means she's winning.

At the same time, I feel like you're empowering her because she's using that to run the whole group against you he says like i mean thank you very very well said hi

i love it when she's like this that's what i'm saying like but i also love it when she's like you shut up with your stupid old wrinkly bony knees why don't you get face surgery on your knees

But like in this moment, there's like clarity and Adriana says something smart.

And Lisa's like, okay, you know what?

I'm just going to do it.

I'm going to do it.

I'll do it.

I'll do it.

I'll do it.

and so she unfollows marcus and they play like hallelujah music and it's a whole big exciting thing

you see that guys i think i see pigs flying kiki and lisa's like um yeah you know i don't think lars is gonna go you know what thank you friend i think we can move on now okay it's not gonna happen it's not gonna happen Nope, it will definitely not.

But it's good to take away that chip.

And in fact, I think Adriana says that in the background somewhere, like, you took away that chip.

So now we go back to the hotel Marisol is going to have a sedative.

I had this conversation with Monk, and she says, If Stephanie's, it's Stephanie's playing, it's Stephanie's choice.

Can we not bring

women's rights

language into this?

It's her choice.

We're not in Florida at the moment or Texas or something like that.

Planned airplane hood.

It's her choice.

For now.

For now.

I know.

For now.

So Lisa joins.

Bro versus fly.

Am I right?

Someone wrote me a DM and said, Ronnie, please stop bringing politics into everything.

You're ruining it.

Listen, if you think little jokes like that are bringing politics into it, if you think of the things that I've said, just think of the things that I could be saying.

Okay.

And send me a fucking gold medal in the

gold fucking medal for all the things I haven't said in the past 13 years.

Okay.

Yeah.

And next time you vote for someone who advocates for removing the rights of someone to just live as their normal selves, I think that normal, that person gets to say, can we keep politics out of my life?

Thank you very much.

So yeah, and yeah, Jesus.

So that's not everyone.

Look how activated.

Like

now we're going to be all these airplane comments.

We just got so salty so quickly.

Lisa comes to talk to Julia and Marisol, and she's like, Hi, everybody.

And this was what cracks me up because Lisa has shown up to literally every scene so positive.

She's like, Hi, guys.

Like, even when she's late, she's like, Hi, guys.

I just wanted to come to your room and say, Hi.

Sorry, I'm late or whatever.

She didn't say, Sorry, I'm late.

That part was the problem.

But, you know, she comes into every scene, like, hi, guys, let's start afresh.

Clean slate, right?

And they're like, Sit down.

We need to talk to you, monkey.

You're about to get grilled.

All right.

I'm so mad at Marisol because her stupid nicknames have invaded my life.

Like, I hear, like,

I'll be walking around.

I'll hear, hey, Keeks.

I'll be, hey, monk.

And New York Times just came out with a new game called Pips.

And like, all I can hear is Pimps.

Pimps.

Hey, Pips.

Oh, it's Pimps.

I tell people that it doesn't even make any sense.

I'm going to say, hey, Pimps.

I hate this because it means that Marisol is no longer the forgettable whatever on this show.

Like, she actually, like officially now has a place in my heart.

It makes me so me too.

This is the first, well, I think it started last year.

And I think it's super interesting because she was just so boring and lame.

And I think I went over this last week, but she was so terrible the first run of the show.

The second show, she came back.

It's a carbon copy of her mother.

Like she was just trying too hard to have all the jokes and the props and that.

And she spent a couple of years doing that.

And she's really gotten the hang of it.

I think she's really good.

I think she's actually found her her exact lane and her exact vibe.

Like she is like,

I don't know.

Like, I get annoyed sometimes that she does have these lines that she's like, I won't sit there.

I'm not going on this party if Adriana's there.

She always has this simmering feud with Adriana.

But yeah, I don't know.

The fact that I'm going around being like, pamps, and you're going around going, pimps.

It's crazy.

I'm having a weird year with that, though.

I don't know.

It's one of those things where I don't know if they're changing or if I'm changing but i noticed um like i like her now which is uncomfortable for me because she's made me crazy for so many years and um i noticed that in the preview of salt lake city i was like oh my god bronwin they're being so mean to bronwyn i don't like that like i'm feeling defensive over like protective over bronwin which is super weird because she makes me crazy i'm loving heather debrow on oc yeah i mean what's next am i going to become a kyle stan on real house austin beverly hills what's happening to me man yeah it could all happen

well well pips okay monk get on over here get on i'm gonna be like ben you know who's really changed for the better shep what a good person

i just love him love him now

admittedly of all those people shep is your is like the least of your of the ones i think that you detest right oh no i detest

the most Really?

You detest him more than Kyle Richards?

Oh, the men on Southern Charm, I detest more probably than anybody combined on all of these shows.

Kyle just makes me crazy, you know.

I would probably hang out with Kyle in real life.

I'd probably like her in real life.

I would hang out with all of them.

That's the saddest part.

I would hang out with literally everyone on Bravo.

I like that.

I would run for most of them.

What I learned is that they're all fun.

So,

because they're also like crazy psychos.

Yeah,

it's going to be fun.

And I am, at the end of the day, I'm a fan.

I'm, I'm,

I, you know, when we do this podcast, I like to be like, I'm a commentator, but the truth is I'm a fan.

So

come on, sit over here, monk.

Come on, sit over here, monk.

Okay, we have Marbea, and we are going on Safety's jet.

It is short flight, and we are going to see my friends, Derek and Jeff.

And it's extra special because we're going to ask them to be goats.

We're going to say, can you transition into goats?

And then you can come to my farm and I can take care of you.

And they

say yes.

That's so special.

I can't wait to be there for that.

I'm going to be there for that.

I can't wait.

So that's what we're leaving at 5 p.m., right?

10 a.m.

Okay, 4 p.m.

10 a.m.

All right, I'll be there at six.

Well, I'll be on my best behavior if that's what I'm here for, because she already knows.

She already knows mom and dad or mom and mom have like been like, okay, Lisa, we know like you're in housewives mode.

Tomorrow you have to be in like human being in the real world mode.

These are like, these are non-reality stars and they're important.

So be on good behavior tomorrow.

Yeah.

Well, I love hearing that because they're very important people.

Okay, they're god-guts.

And so Mary's, they're god parents.

Mary Soul's like, all right, monkey, you got to put your phone away because everyone's very uncomfortable about the note-taking.

I can't put my phone away.

I got kids.

All right, well, here's what we're going to do.

We're going to have a basket on the jet.

And when we get to the house, there's a basket for the phone.

So we're going to put our phones in the basket.

All right, because people don't want you to be able to take notes there.

You can have your phone back and take notes after, but I won't remember after.

That's why you can have it after.

Do you understand, monkey?

Are you guys making the rules for everyone else?

Yes, of course.

We all have to do that.

She's like, I can't do that.

Here's the problem, Monk.

Okay.

The note-taking is everyone on high alert.

Okay.

We got to de-escalate.

We got to get down to go from orange to yellow.

Maybe we can even get to green again.

But like right now, we're in red.

Situation red.

One thing a real housewife cannot stand is someone holding them accountable for things they actually said, monkey.

We're very, very uncomfortable with that.

Okay, listen, a lot of these women have sold exclusives to People magazine, and we can't have someone else writing an article about them.

And that includes you, Monk.

Okay, you gotta put the phone away.

But I'm only taking notes on Larsa because she likes to twist things and lie.

Like, I have to keep it straight.

How am I gonna remember things?

One day you take on Larsa.

Next time, you take on me.

First they came for Larsa and I said nothing.

Then she came for Adriana and I say nothing.

First they took notes on Larsa.

I said nothing.

So Lisa's like, Lizzie, I have to be able to pick up the phone.

I've got two small children.

All right.

Well, when you're here, how can you help them if they're over there?

If your baby calls and says, I've been left in a hot car, I'm dying.

How are you going to save them if you're here?

It doesn't matter if you're on the phone.

What are you going to listen to them die slowly on a phone?

I actually probably call 911 and tell them to go fetch my baby.

All right.

Bad example.

Okay.

How about this?

Your kids are

at the home and they want to have lo-cal pizza again because that's what you taught them that they're supposed to like and you're not there to make it for them.

So who are you going to call?

Ghostbusters?

That was a joke.

You like that?

That was a little on-the-fly joke.

Ghostbusters.

Cockbusters God, I love penises.

That was funny, all right?

Use that one.

People love when I talk about penises.

They love it.

So she's basically saying, well, well, if you're not there, somebody's got to be taking care of the kids.

Why can't they help the kids?

And she's like, nobody helps.

And she goes, their father doesn't.

You can't, well, Lenny, you really think Lenny's that big of a help?

No, I believe that he's not a help.

They're basically like someone is.

overseeing the kids right now.

There is some adult that's overseeing the kids, right?

And I guess she's saying, well, but if there's like a medical emergency, you know, I have to say, Lenny's a piece of shit, but I think if there's a true emergency, I think Lenny will probably

step up.

He's got a boob in one hand and a nose in another hand.

What is he going to do?

Pick up a phone?

No, he's got to put the boob in the nose back.

He's going to have a nose in the boob and a boob on the nose.

You've got to pay attention.

Can't just be picking up the phone.

Guys are shitty.

Guys are shitty.

But if there's also an emergency, I do think Jodi will spring into action.

And she's like, but he is not their dad.

Yes.

It's like, I get that, but like,

if he, if, if something needs to be tended to for the kids and there's no adult around, I think Jodi will do it.

And I don't think it'll be okay.

But I mean, I don't know.

This is a complicated situation.

I know it's, it's more, it's trickier than that.

But that being said, I do feel like Lisa is using this as a crutch to keep her phone.

And like,

like, I think, I think she'll be fine.

I think she'll be fine.

If there's a real issue with call production.

But also, I thought this call, I thought this conversation was supposed to be about Lisa being late and starting fights on the plane.

Wasn't it?

I didn't think it was about taking notes, but now Mary Sol's making about her thing.

It's supposed to be about Stephanie doesn't want you on the plane if you're going to be late, right?

Honestly, I don't really know what they're saying.

They've changed it.

So, so Marisol's like, aren't you kidding me?

I mean, Jody's not going to help you with your kids in an emergency.

I mean, what kind of love is that?

She's like, guys, I will remove myself from this beautiful rooftop presidential suite terrace next to the HVAC system, okay?

Because this is bananas.

Okay, you guys are trying to tell me what to do with my phone and it's nuts.

It's bananas and nuts.

It's actually a very nutritious snack, what this all is.

I feel like I'm not wanted.

All right.

I love you guys.

Bye.

I gotta go.

I don't want me here, Lenny.

And Julia's like, this is exactly why I don't want to happen in Marbella.

This is what I don't want to happen.

It's me tell her nothing and then her scream, Lenny, and jump off roof.

Lisa, come back oh god she got stuck on flagpole she got stuck on flagpole somebody please bring crazy face back up please she's our friend i'm glad she wore belt

um i think that we went to commercial at this point and i would like to point something out that i feel like we've never really pointed out or if we have it's been a long time we talk a lot about how good this show is we talk about how the production design is amazing the colors are vibrant the way it's shot we talk about the music obviously the cast is doing great things, storytelling, everything.

One thing we never talk about that I absolutely love that they do on this show is that when they cut to commercial,

the way they bring the pom fronds onto the screen, I just love it.

No other housewives do it.

Every other housewife, if they're gonna, if they're gonna cut to commercial, they'll they'll cut to their title card, it'll sort of like zoom in.

But the way the pom fronds come from the edges of the screen and fill up everything.

I mean, this show just has

mentioned, but he's he's really into apple motion and making transitions

and they do they do do a really good job on that on this show yeah i appreciate their use of apple motion with their white pom frond yeah it was like it's like a bunch of move things that they did maybe with like a replicator but either way like it's it's just an ad like there's just something about the show every little element that they add in terms of the visual presentation just kind of puts it in its own league.

I just love it.

Yeah, it's a good, this, this show's really well done.

So what do you think about the pom pom fronds ronnie

i think they're i think they're fabulous i think the whole production on this show is good i mean it's just so bright and vibrant and beautiful it's a beautiful show to look at i mean especially for such a silly thing you know it's like taking

I love that they're taking such a silly thing and putting such art into it because it's really rare that you see that on these shows.

Well, it's not completely rare.

I mean, I think they do a really good job on Salt Lake City with the music and how they've made that so original.

I like how all the different companies are making, you know, trying to make things so unique.

Yeah, they're trying to really jazz it up.

Yeah.

Now it's nighttime.

Everyone's in glam.

And by everyone's in glam, I mean, I think only Larsa has a makeup person, maybe Lisa.

Everyone else just doing their own makeup.

And Adriana comes into Gertie's room with no makeup on.

And Gertie's like, what?

You have no makeup on.

Look at this.

There's nothing.

There's nothing.

I'm not your makeup artist.

What is ridiculous?

She goes, you do it.

She goes, you do it for me.

And she goes, I'm not a makeup artist, but she does it anyway.

And she goes, oh my God, you know, we're very different looking.

I don't know that we're going to have the same kind of thing.

And Adriana goes, it's okay.

I like to look dark.

And Gertie just looks at the camera, like, okay.

What the fuck?

That won't be the last time you're giving that look, Gertie, tonight.

Yeah, when she said that, that was soap.

Just the way that Gertie looked at the camera was so funny.

So now they all meet downstairs, and

Sell's like, Kinks, I'm missing it in, Kinks.

And then they're all, Kiki,

what did she do?

She has something on the back of her phone that she's using the thing that I used to use.

Do you remember when we started doing Crappy Hour and I couldn't get my phone?

We were doing it on Instagram Live and we had to use our phones.

We hadn't figured out how to, there wasn't a way yet for us to use our.

regular webcams for it.

And so we were trying to get our phones angled at the right way to do a full hour on the thing.

And so I bought one of those sticky things and I would stick it to my screen right under, you know, under my camera so we could use both the camera and the phone camera.

And it kept falling.

Don't you remember that?

It would fall every time.

I do.

I didn't realize that's what Kiki was using.

Was it like a sticky phone?

So she had like an adhesive on the back of her phone or something.

It's a little thing you can buy for the back of your phone and it has suckers.

It has like little mini suckers on the back, like suction cups.

And you can like lick it and just stick it to anything.

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This was the funniest thing ever.

So she does this thing where she sticks her phone to like a wall and they're all so enamored like, oh my God, I can't how did you do that and then it's like they just become like sixth graders playing with a camcorder for the first time they all start doing this like video and they're like just

you know they were there for two hours just making a little video then walking up to the camera then like walking off camera like that was that was their favorite thing like i'm gonna walk up to the camera and then i'm gonna walk off yeah walk off and then marital shows up from the bottom they were just like they could have been happy if that was the rest of their entire vacation yeah well it was hell to get here guys i'm dealing with a lot and i'm not gonna give Larsa the satisfaction of driving me out of this group.

So I'm coming to dinner.

And they're like, um,

okay.

So are you going to come down to the lobby?

She's like, no, no, I'm not going to.

You guys go ahead with that.

Without me, I'm running a little bit behind.

So

90 minutes earlier, we find out Mary Sol called her.

She's like, listen, Lisa, Liz and Monkey, I just want to see you at dinner.

You can do it, Lisa.

I think it's really important you come to dinner.

Who are we going to yell at, Lisa?

Come to dinner.

so they all go to dinner um and uh and they're adrian and gertie are like the last to get to the vans and so adriana pokes her head into julia's van and she's like oh it is it's crowded so she goes to the other van and julia's like oh Adriana literally looked at me and then walked the other way.

And Stephanie's like, because you're fighting.

She doesn't even say, can I squeeze in?

Can you even believe it?

There's room for three goats in here.

She can sit.

So then

Stephanie is like, hey, Gertie, I have some serious gossip for you.

Kiki found a boyfriend in Sevilla.

And we see footage of like Kiki talking to some guy.

This is a little piece of gossip that goes nowhere on the show, I may add.

Yeah, no one cares.

Well, 40 years ago when I lived here, I was 17.

Oh, well, why didn't you marry a Spaniard, Alexia?

Just, well, actually, I was engaged to a Spanish guy.

His grandfather was the owner of PepsiCola in Spain.

And Maritzo's like, wow, you missed that ball.

Jeez.

I know, really.

I'm looking for that Pepsi-Cola CEO and hopes he's single and not gay, and we can put them back together because we need a big fucking band-aid.

And by big band-aid, I mean big band-aid.

Look, Josh, I want him to have a big penis for Alexia.

Penises, right?

Everyone, should we do the drawing bit again?

Ended up marrying the human embodiment of cream soda.

Store brand.

Get it?

Store brand?

No.

So they ever.

You know, I'd marry Coca-Cola.

Phenises.

There we go.

Love penises.

You know what?

I love orange soda.

I would also marry Sun Coxt.

Sun Coxt soda.

Get it?

Cock-free sons.

All right.

That's not a soda.

It's got to be.

You know, what about Seven Cock?

So everybody comes to dinner,

except Lisa, of course.

And

Marisol's like, I need to just send somewhere somewhere I can kick Alexia under the table.

Oh, oh, Julia and Mary Sol are hosting and they decided when we come back to the hotel, we're going to meet up with Lisa.

Okay.

Yeah.

Well, I said to her, I said, here's a caveat.

And she said, what's that?

And I said, you know, the caveat.

And she said, can I eat it?

I said, no, that's a carrot.

And then she wrote it down.

I was very, very upset.

Okay.

She thought I was talking about a fast casual place called Kava.

I don't even know what that is.

But you have to put your phone in a basket when you get on the plane.

And then then you have to put your phone in a basket when you get to the house.

You have to put the basket in a larger basket, and then put that basket in a suitcase, and send that suitcase to the first basket, and then the other basket back there.

Do a lot of basket stuff.

She couldn't follow at all.

She was trying to write down, bless her heart.

Her pen ran out of ink, and she started to cry.

It was a tough conversation.

By the way, she decided to unfollow Marcus right in front of us.

She did it right in front of us, everybody.

I'm so proud of her.

And Marissa was like, oh, thank God, baby, Jesus.

Well, we're so like past that even.

Like, I mean, like, Adriana, that's like the bare like minimum.

Like, like, I don't even like care about that.

Like,

um, Adriana, I didn't know we were going to announce it because we all made a pact that we weren't going to announce that, Adriana.

We did.

We did.

We did.

We did.

Oh, well, I guess I missed that part.

You were sitting right there.

No, but I was looking at the birds.

I was looking at the birds.

And then we see the clip.

They literally made a pinky promise.

Gertie's like, okay, we're going to promise.

We're going to remember by linking our pinkies.

So we're going to promise not to tell anybody.

Everybody know that's what linking a pinky means.

Okay, link, you link your pinky.

You link your pinky, Adriana.

It's like a physical thing they all did.

She's like, although, I don't know, I was watching birds.

So

actually, but when you watch it, you see that like

Lisa, Gertie, and Kiki do the pinky thing.

And Adriana's just sitting there, sort of zoning out.

And they're like, Adriana, and they pull her hand into it.

So I think that she just was not paying attention.

Like, I think she was truthfully looking at the birds.

That's so funny.

but either way it's so funny so she does that so then uh lisa meanwhile lisa comes in like va va boom i mean she looks great i mean she has this this outfit on and she's like yeah i'm going to dinner so she comes in they're all she would have been there half an hour earlier if they didn't take a whole setup on the street to watch her walk slowly across the street across the crosswalk you know they did that 10 times for traffic to not be in the crosswalk

But they're all eating their entrees and she walks in.

I'm like, wait, you're at your, they're at their entrees and and you're walking in during their entrees.

I'm sorry, that's just so rude and inappropriate.

Like, that's just that's ridiculous.

Um, so Larsa goes, Who shows up two hours late and acts like everything's okay?

Like, and then the caption says, Only one hour late, as if it's like, oh, only one hour, no big deal.

One hour late to a dinner.

Guess where she lives?

She lives in a place called Tululai Luland.

Like, she's like Tululai Lula

Lulululand.

she's from Choka Pants.

So Kiki goes, Lisa,

we made a promise not to say anything, but Adriana ran her mouth.

And Adriana's like, no, it's not like that, though.

She's like, it was like that.

Kiki, stop being so ratchet.

And Kiki is like, everyone's like.

Because like, that is a loaded comment to say.

Gertie screamed.

She's like, oh!

Yeah.

It's so loaded coming from a non-black woman and going, and like, you, we all know how that hits.

And we know how inappropriate it is for her to say that.

And Kiki, like, the look on Kiki's face is like, what?

Excuse me.

I mean, it was like, everyone's like, oh.

Oh, my God.

It was idiotic.

When Gertie squealed, like, Gordy, Gurdy screamed, squealed, and I died laughing.

I was like, that was so, so funny.

And Adriana's like, what?

What?

I was, and Kiki goes, what do you mean, stop being so ratchet?

And she goes, because I was breaking good news.

And Kiki's like, no, that's fucked up.

She goes, no, it was good news.

And she says, no, I'm talking about you calling me ratchet.

And Alexi's like, oh my God, I'm going to choke on the bone.

I'm going to choke on the bone.

In a good way or a bad way, bro.

Like a penis.

Like a penis, bro.

Okay, Kikis is having a fight.

We should watch.

So, Kiki, I mean, Kiki is rightfully furious because it was just wildly inappropriate, you know, for Adriana to say that.

And Kiki is like, so Kiki's like, you're the ratchet, the ratchet of them all.

You're the most ratchet of them all.

We made a promise and you call me ratchet.

She goes, I didn't see a promise.

It's like, did you call me ratchet?

And Julia's like, Adriana, don't react.

Kiki is overreacting.

I'm like, okay, Julia, we do not need you to come in to step in here and say who is overreacting.

I think Kiki's reaction is 100% valid and 100% deserved and not an overreaction whatsoever.

Yeah, nobody needs fucking problematic ass Julia being the arbiter of what's problematic or what's not.

And so Keith's like, what?

She called me Ratchet.

Like I'm gonna, now I'll go Ratchet for real on her ass.

And Gertie's like, let me look it up.

I'm gonna look it up for you audience.

Ratchet.

What does it mean?

R-A-T-C-H-E-T, low class or out of control, used in a disparaging or complimentary way.

What?

Wait a minute.

Who wrote this?

Second definition, a word used by Hannah Berner excessively on Summerhouse.

Still doesn't clarify anything.

And Stephanie's like, um, I think Adriana must have meant to use a different word.

There's no way that she meant to use that word, right?

She knew that, right?

So, Alexia, then Alexis, oh, you know, she used the wrong word.

All these women, they use the wrong words all the time.

They always use the wrong words.

Okay, could someone pass me the

could someone pass?

I dare you.

I don't even know what you're going to try, but I dare you.

What'd you say?

Could someone pass me the HP printer?

I'm sorry, I meant the water.

Sorry, I used the wrong word again.

I'm like desperately looking around my office for like, oh, no, Ben, you're making a joke about using the wrong word, but you can't even come up with a word to use as a wrong word.

Could someone please pass me the Google router, please?

That's like saying ghetto.

It's not nice.

You're not supposed to say that.

You called me Ratchet because you're trying to throw me under a bus.

And she's like, you are too old to be talking about this to people.

oh my god kiki stop

what a beautiful response because kiki because not only did kiki say you were too old the way she said old she goes you are too old like she she just emphasized it in such a good way it's like that is the ultimate

that is ultimate taboo that is the ultimate the ultimate taboo on real housewives is to call someone old and not only did she call someone old and and she's right adriana is too old to be saying these things as in in you're you're you're you're too smart you can't be stupid and smart at the same time she's and the fact that she emphasized old to someone on this show on this show especially oh i was like okay now it's on here we go here we go oh i'm old because you are the same age as my mom you're the ratchet one of course you're old yes you're old you want to deny it you want to deny being old and alexia is like she's old i mean she's older i mean i don't know i'm old too i don't know

adriana's like oh i'm old so i guess i'm expired it's ageism okay i go you know what why don't you just send a tour guide to come look at me and all my talent work because i'm some old i'm old like a palace like alcazar who don't want don't mind me i'm just old

Oh, typical Adriana.

She says the most ridiculous thing.

She just accused me of being old.

And then thankfully the editors put it in.

Shut up, you old whore.

Get plastic surgery on your wrinkled knees because they need it.

She literally just age-shamed Marisol.

Time out, time out, time out, time out, time out.

You guys are Delulu.

Okay, Delulu, time out.

You guys, in order for us to get back to a Delulu place where we can all coexist and see the good and Delulu in each other, we have to understand that we have friends.

We're going to be friends.

And we are just, what we need is Jesus, we need Jesus.

No,

we need common sense.

Like.

For Kiki, you can only be friends if you're young.

Okay.

So if you're old, you can no longer be friends.

That's what she said.

All right, guys, let's have a lovely time.

I want to apologize to everybody about yesterday.

I wanted to remove myself and I did.

And I've dealt with it myself.

And anyone want to take my phone?

Look at me.

I'm handing off an olive branch, although it's a phone.

But it could be an olive branch.

And they're just looking at her like, this is not about you right now, you know?

And she's like, no, no, I want to clarify.

In the last two and a half years, I'm constantly taking notes because the lawyers, you know, and whoever else is going to say, I got to take notes because of everything.

Okay, well, I'm sorry.

I got to get back to Miami because I have to babysit her kids because that's what grandmothers do.

So bye.

Goodbye, everybody.

Goodbye.

I have to go get in a cocoon like old people.

Bye.

Sorry, I have to go find Morgan Freeman to drive me around.

And I have to make sure I tell my story to Kathy Bates.

She's just going to go to every Jessica Jessica tandy role.

Oh, sorry, I have little robot aliens living in my tenement right now that are repairing things.

Sorry, batteries not included.

Are you kidding me?

Old people have to babysit her kids for her.

That's what she said.

Oh, no, now, now, you know, you know, who's taking care of my mother?

Me, it's me who's taking care of her.

Oh, respect, respect, respect, respect,

respect,

stop it.

Respect, stop it, respect, stop it, respect, I'm done.

So, Stephanie rises up all of a sudden and starts crying.

She's like, I'm done.

There's no way I'm taking a single chance to do something nice for Julia.

This shit happens again.

This is the third dinner that all of you guys have ruined.

I am leaving.

Adriana leaves too.

She goes, I'm leaving too.

Goodbye, says the old person.

She goes, you're not coming with me.

She's like, this is my scene.

She's like, no, no, no.

I love that she turned to Adriana.

I was like, no, uh-uh, you're not coming with me.

This is my storm out, not your storm out too.

We are not allies in this.

You sit down.

I'm leaving.

She's like, well, I got to go babysit her kids so she can party.

Seven is like, no, I'm not going with you.

All you guys are crazy.

Honestly, I'm embarrassed.

Listen, we are in Spain.

They don't do this here.

Okay.

Cut to last night being like, leave those net out of it.

I don't want them to know we are American.

Okay.

I don't want them to know.

I think that ship has sailed.

I don't want them to know we're American.

The way

crews,

the camera cruise and the screaming all night was a little bit of a tip-off.

So funny.

So she gets up to leave with Marisol.

Now they're walking out with them.

So Lisa is like, oh, sorry at the tables, sorry.

And she goes up to this teenage guy.

She's like, sorry, sorry.

Okay, everybody.

Drinks on the, I guess the house.

I don't know.

Am I the house?

I'm not paying for that.

They're paying for that, right?

The restaurant will get it.

She's like, sorry, guys, for making a scene.

And as she walks away, she trips and falls over and almost falls on her face.

She's like, I got that chamber removed.

That chamber got in my way.

And watching her trip, she trips in such a funny way.

I watch it like five different times.

She's like,

it's like, it was like some weird like Super Mario skidding or something like that.

It was impressive because she tripped, but she caught herself on her stiletto heel and then was like wobbling and like somehow managed to like wobble it back straight.

I mean, that's talent.

Oh, God, it was so,

so funny.

So down by the vans, so now you have all the people who stormed out, but not Adriana.

Adriana tried to storm out with the group, but they, I don't know where, did Adriana wind up staying with the table?

Because, because she did not get to be part of the storm out van.

So, we have Marisol, and she's like, Well, tonight escalated because of Keeks and Adriana.

I mean, Lisa, you know, Lisa, Lisa and you, Larsa, Larsa, because Larsa's with them too.

She's like, You know, Lisa and you, Larsa, were moving forward, I thought.

It's like, oh, but I know it's always something.

It's always something.

And then Stephanie is in the way back of this van and she's claustrophobic.

And she's like, guys, guys, I'm getting claustrophobic.

And you're going to move or what?

Like, I can't, I can't do this anymore.

I'm getting claustrophobic.

She's so ridiculous.

So now she's crying.

Nothing happened to Stephanie.

Nothing.

She's just trying to take everybody else's shit.

It was so funny.

So now they get back to the hotel.

Stephanie's crying.

And she's like,

no, no, like, I don't, I'm good.

We can't just take some and leave other people on the plane.

And then, oh, now what am I supposed to do?

Who am I supposed to kick off?

So now we have to watch Stephanie cry to decide who she's going to kick off of her old man ball plane.

Yeah.

And Marisol's like, oh God, it was so embarrassing.

I mean, you know, at least Lisa, you know, last night, she kept a normal tone, but those two are just absolutely disgusting.

I really actually thought it was offensive that like...

it became a discussion of like, wow, Kiki and Adriana were so loud and terrible because I feel like Kiki, like,

I feel like Kiki was, it was really offensive what Adriana said.

And I think Kiki was allowed to have an emotional moment.

And the fact that they're kind of like put making it that like both Kiki and Adriana were out of control.

Adriana was out of control.

Adriana was wrong here, and Kiki was reacting.

And I just don't think that Kiki should have been lumped into this.

Well, Kiki was also yelling at the restaurant.

I mean, I think that Kiki was.

Alexia was yelling the night before.

Well, that's the thing.

That's any of these ladies acting like the other ones are not behaving and they're so embarrassed is hilarious because they all act like assholes in public.

They're always screaming at each other in public.

It's not the first time this has happened.

So them acting like, oh my God, I can't believe she, I mean, we just saw it with Gertie this season when Gurdy gets water thrown all over her, but Gurdy's the asshole, you know?

Yeah, exactly.

And I just feel like Kiki had, of all, of all the outbursts that we saw over the past.

two nights of two nights of dinners, Kiki's, I felt, was the one that was most earned because I think she had something that was

offensive.

And I think it was just, I just didn't like this whole vibe of like, oh, like she is as like the false equivalency of like oh well she and Adriana they're both just being terrible it's like no Kiki like had something terrible that was said to her well yeah the conversation should have been like uh

Adriana is just throwing out like casually racist terms at somebody like what the fuck and that never even came up like nobody even said that like i don't know if they didn't

problematic more than maybe not maybe not outwardly maybe not i don't know if it like if it's all the way at the level of like racist it probably could be but at the very least problematic and um she should have known better and i i don't know i just i just didn't like the way that then they were like oh they're being so un they're being so uncouth when like mara like marisol to be fair marisol rarely yells because she doesn't have that energy but alexia alexia has meltdowns in public all the time constantly and stephanie's stephanie just stood up and walked out and had a fit in front of a whole

table and she wasn't even involved in anything they're all ridiculous and then lisa comes in and they all they're all anybody in this cast getting pissed off at yelling is ridiculous.

But yeah, I was surprised that Adriana got away with nobody even calling her out on how problematic that was.

And I'm wondering if they're thinking, because I think even at one point, someone was like, maybe it was when Alexi was saying like, I don't think they understand the words.

Like people don't know words, you know?

And I wonder if that was, that was the closest we got to somebody being like, I don't think she knew what she was saying.

I think that's what they think.

Maybe that's what they think it was.

Gurdy did it.

It was crazy.

Gertie did say, it's like saying you're ghetto.

And so like, it's just as a very loaded, it's a very loaded thing to say.

Yeah.

And I feel like we all pretty much know better in 2025, but we should know better.

Jesus.

And I think that maybe the reason why I think that Gertie, I'm not Gurdy, Kiki, Kiki had such a great, you know, like counterattack by calling her old.

It was so.

It was so pure and it was so effective that there's almost an element of like justice was served.

But

yeah, like it's, it's still, it still is not right at all.

So

Stephanie's now crying.

And so they sit down at the hotel bar.

And Lars is like, I mean, like, I feel like even when I have words, like I talk low, I'm just not like one of those people to yell.

Yeah, you've been yelling in public multiple times just in this trip.

And she goes, yeah, it's like, like, even if the house was on fire, I'd just be like, the house is on fire.

I wouldn't be like, ah, the house is on like fire.

Like, I would be like, the house is on fire.

House is on fire.

Like, house is on fire.

Like, so they're all laughing about Larsa having a quiet voice.

And then Stephanie is like, like, I'm like actually so surprised that Alexia is really there for me.

She's making me feel really good.

And I feel like I'm seeing some light at the end of this dark tunnel with Alexia.

Making you feel good about what?

Nothing happened to you.

Maybe you stormed out.

She's crying and the real housewives.

She's crying and having a fit.

And Alexia is like, oh, you know why you're crying?

Because like you, you're not used to it.

Like we're used to it, so we don't care.

But like you're, you're, you're new.

So like you don't know.

But like, this is how it gets, you know?

And she's like, oh my God, she's like being so nice to me in my dark times.

So that, so then Stephanie starts coming up.

She has all these papers they have to sign, I guess, to go on the, on the plane.

But she then decides that she is going to draw out a schematic where they're going to figure out the seating arrangements on the plane so that way no one has to sit next to anyone they don't want to.

Of course, when she does this, she like yells across the entire hotel lobby to the receptionist like can i get a pencil instead of going up and getting a pencil like any normal human would be would do so um she sits there and she starts drawing out this map and she is on such a power trip with this map and she's like arranging i can't even follow it she's saying something about there's like a criminal seat is that where adriana's gonna sit because there's different sections of the plane so they can cordon people off into different rooms i think so she's like this is the criminal area so someone will be alone back here and then no one can you know they can't start fights So I think we should put there.

And if they disrespect me for 22 minutes, they drive back.

And Mary Soul's like, yeah, you know, I think this is a lot.

I mean, she's taking this plane and using it as a weapon.

And she goes, oh my, but we can put them in there because there's a door and it closes.

There's a full door, like a door.

We could just lock them in there.

It's like a door.

It's like a door.

It's like a door.

It's like, it's natural door, guys.

It's like, yes, we understand what a door is.

I mean, the isolated scene here, it makes me feel like everyone is being punished.

And it's just not sitting well with me, pun intended, because we're talking about a seating chart and i just don't want any part of it although i will take full part of it yeah while i say i don't want any part of it i'm gonna sit here and help with the seating chart and not say anything so i'm gonna stand against it and she goes and also i don't want people wearing zippers on their clothes and cutting my seats so we're gonna have to do something about that too oh and also i don't know if you guys understand how much i don't like pooping

Alexia is just looking at her like, um, I liked you for five minutes.

Yeah.

This is way too many strings attached.

Also, you're so wealthy then enough that you can have your own large private plane that you can't get material that can hold up to a zipper.

Well,

then you are lame.

Yeah, she sucks.

And I think she actually had a decent episode.

Most of the episode, I was kind of enjoying Stephanie, and then I was like, oh, no, yeah, she still sucks by the end.

Boo.

Boo, man.

But for the whole episode, wow, what a great episode.

And it just ends with Marisol going, this is why I drink

classic marisol yeah that's what i drink great episode though overall

so entertaining and yeah the trip continues um we're gonna see how this all pans out thanks everyone for being here oh and by the way you know what i just realized we're recording this we're recording this

the day that this airs Ronnie, we didn't, I can't believe I didn't say this at the top yet.

50 years old.

Happy 50th birthday.

Oh, my God.

You tell me every day.

You're You're so sweet.

We did a bonus episode.

We did this one.

Then we're going to record again on Monday.

But it's just funny because we,

yeah, because it's our, the time is all off, but I forgot that this is actually airing on Ronnie's birthday.

So everyone give Ronnie a huge amount of birthday love because this is a big one.

Oh, thank you.

And we love you, Ronnie.

You're so good.

I made it to 50.

Who knew?

Didn't see that one.

You did it.

You did it.

Well, you've given me, at the very least, 20 great years of laughs and love and friendship.

So

I'm happy.

I'm honored to have been along the ride with you for that amount of time and looking forward to 20 more years and 20 more years after that.

And we love you.

And

we hope you have a celebrate, have a great 50th birthday celebration.

And

yeah,

everyone give Ronnie some love.

Thank you, Ben.

We love you.

And we love you guys.

We'll talk to you next time.

Bye.

Bye.

You're sweet, man.

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