#2777 RHOBH S1417 Part Two: Bird Brained Carnies

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Speaker 1 Hi everyone, welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap.
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Speaker 1 But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 then they all start to gather around.

Speaker 1 They're doing some more shopping and stuff.

Speaker 1 I like this line, though. She goes, I just want to be a Barbie tonight.
Okay. Just pretend that I don't have an IQ of 140.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Be dumb enough to hang out with you idiots.

Speaker 1 Then Kyle goes up to Bose and she's like, are you okay? She's like, I cannot with that situation. She can't hear any form of criticism, says Kyle Richards.

Speaker 1 Well, so what does she want to do? Does she just want to pretend like nothing happened? That's going to be very awkward, isn't it? If we all are just sitting around pretending

Speaker 1 nothing is the matter, how are we supposed to have fun with that?

Speaker 1 I I mean, the only thing that could be more awkward would be if we all put on enormous wings and had to sit around a tiny table together. Yeah, Bose is still doing that thing.
Like, what?

Speaker 1 How could women hang out together and not get along? Okay. So then now they all start to sit at the table.
And Kathy asks for bags of ice to put under her armpits because she's so hot.

Speaker 1 And Dereet's like, well, you know, Sutton mind, Sutton's mind goes to, we're colluding, because that's her type of behavior.

Speaker 1 That's the kind of shit she would do.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's a good one. So then

Speaker 1 Sun's like avoiding going to the table. So she's like loitering at a vendor and the vendor's like,

Speaker 1 here's some sexy oil for the bedroom.

Speaker 1 I think I'm good. I don't want to put a lot of oil on me.
You know what?

Speaker 1 I just realized I think I'd rather sit at a table with these women than talk to all these poor people selling trinkets. So goodbye, sir.

Speaker 1 I loved how annoyed she was. Sexy oil for the bedroom.
Does it make a bed? Then get it the fuck out of my face, poor person. Have some respect.

Speaker 1 So Kathy gets her ice, and then they're all sitting there, and they're like talking. It's like, it gets like quiet at the table.
It's awkward, you know? They're all daring at Sutton.

Speaker 1 Like, is she going to do something? Is she going to do something?

Speaker 1 So she's like, well, place cards are the best thing that can ever happen because then my options are not to sit across from someone who thinks I kick women when they're down or next to someone that obviously does not like me.

Speaker 1 So they change seats so that Sutton doesn't have to be an awkward seating. So that's how it's starting, where Sutton needs the seats changed.

Speaker 1 So Kathy's like, oh, wow, look, Barbie's here, everybody. I got Barbie to smile.
How's your vagina working, Barbie?

Speaker 1 And then a cute waiter comes to take their orders. And then Kyle's like, oh, my God, Garcel, you were like, hi, what can I order? Your eyes are like,

Speaker 1 so they're like laughing at Garcel. And Garcelle's like, look, my dating life is, I'm not on the apps.

Speaker 1 If I meet someone through a friend or at Whole Foods or outside my house in Oxenard, which I don't know if you know this, I built a house in Oxenard, you know, I'm open.

Speaker 1 If he's cute enough, I may have a little fun, but if he's not cute, I'll just have to say no.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm on the apps. I'm on Instacart because they show a picture of your shopper and I'm on TaskRabbit and I'm on DoorDash and I'm on Uber, of course, you know.

Speaker 1 So I'm just hoping that it's kind of, you know, you just kind of hope. Yeah, you never know if it'll work out.
Keep on dreaming. So then

Speaker 1 I'm just looking for a man to say the brownie the brownies aren't here so instead i'm gonna get you some little debbies instead of the brownies aren't here so i'm refunding that part of your order and just pretending the brownies aren't aren't a necessity yeah you know

Speaker 1 that's not my soulmate

Speaker 1 you need someone who knows who knows how to shop for you um so kathy excuses herself to go to the bathroom and um then it's just more awkward silence and then kathy comes back and now she's in like a little dress she goes everyone i have a little secret i tinkled in my shorts they're like what

Speaker 1 yeah i tinkled tinkled in the shorts

Speaker 1 god damn it sit your ass down oh my god

Speaker 1 so

Speaker 1 now they start doing impersonations of her kyle or of each other kyle does a pretty good jennifer tilley and um garcel does a good

Speaker 1 garland's good at imitations in general by the way like that's what she's good you should lean into that more because like that's her most enduring like side is when she does imitations.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she does good ones. So she did a good one of Jennifer Tilly and then Garcelle does one of Erica.
Hers is just really deep. She's like, Tom's car went over a hill.
It snows in Pasadena.

Speaker 1 I'm going to come for you, bitch.

Speaker 1 And then Jennifer Tilly starts doing something. She starts going, no, ma'am, no, ma'am, no, ma'am.
And Dorit's like, oh, I spent another

Speaker 1 long time thinking about this. She's trying to do her like southern, southern accent overlaid over her like pan-European accent that she has.

Speaker 1 And it's both Erica and Dorit just going with their southern accents at her. And it doesn't really work as well when you don't like the person.
You know what I mean? It makes it less good natured.

Speaker 1 So Sutton gets mad. And, you know, she looks like an idiot again because you can't even take it in good fun.
You know, so instead she's like, nobody talks like this. Okay,

Speaker 1 nobody talks like that.

Speaker 1 And then Kyle's like, Sutton is like really bringing such a negative energy to this. It's like, it's like Dreed and Erica's birthday.

Speaker 1 Like, hopefully, we can ignore Sutton in the corner and just enjoy ourselves. But, like, once again, Sutton wants to be make this all about her.
I'm like, well, because they're mocking her.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but she can still lighten up, Sutton. Oh, my God.
All she had to be was like, oh, that's hilarious, girl. It's been such a what a terrible accent.

Speaker 1 So then Sutton could always lighten up. Let's be honest.
It's not just at this table, but then we wouldn't have the Sun sun that we know and love. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So then they sing happy birthday and they're like, we hope you get some tonight. We hope you got some tonight.
We hope you get lovely presents. Hope you got some tonight.

Speaker 1 Like, oh my God, that is hilarious. That is hilarious.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 then they get some cake and they find out it's yellow cake. And Sutton's like, I don't want a piece of yellow cake.
Thank you.

Speaker 1 Sutton, you're going to lose me now.

Speaker 1 And so, but she's, she just doesn't want the cake because she's protesting, she like doesn't want to contribute to the celebration of these two women that she hates.

Speaker 1 So, Bose is saying that there'll be some activities tomorrow, etc. And they all pretty much just get up and go.

Speaker 1 And Sutton's like, I did the boat, I showed up for the dinner, I got made fun of, I've had enough. They just like to kick me down or up.
I'm being kicked by these women, that's fucking bullshit.

Speaker 1 Which is funny because she's basically taking Erica's criticism of Sutton and now applying it to them. She's like, They are kicking me when I'm down.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 So now

Speaker 1 people are back in their rooms getting ready for the next day. We see Jennifer Tilly and Garcel preparing.
You know, it's like, let's, let's get close on. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 So then Jennifer Tilly's like, look at my ring. Schaparelli looks like a jellyfish, doesn't it? It was $9 million.

Speaker 1 It's my vacation jewelry. I know.
Like, well, you better not lose it. She's like, oh, this thing, this is a cheapo.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 then over Kathy and Cosvilla, villa, Kathy is,

Speaker 1 you know, she greets the resort staff as they bring in breakfast and everything. And then we see Bose and the button,

Speaker 1 Bose and Sutton, button, they arrive at it. They go to a chocolatier because this is going to be an attempt to bond a little bit.

Speaker 1 Because Bose is saying how, you know, she like Sudden always thinks that there's always distance between them.

Speaker 1 And she's like, I do believe that Sudden has made a narrative in her head that I am Team Dorit and nobody else. When the truth is, I'm Team Dorit

Speaker 1 and now a little bit Team Kyle, but mainly Dorit.

Speaker 1 So she's a little bit incorrect there. So to prove her wrong, I'm going to have a chocolate-making scene where I take everything that she says and take it to Dorit.
So see how this works.

Speaker 1 Yeah, precisely. So then we go to Jennifer Tilley and she's like, oh, wow, did you guys order some food? I mean,

Speaker 1 we've got sunscreen. Wow, this is living.
I'm having such a great life. I've gotten to a place in my life where everything is fabulous.
And Kyle's just like, I hate you. Kyle's just like,

Speaker 1 apparently somebody doesn't have a chair to move from the living room to the dining room.

Speaker 1 I know. She's like, oh, are you our waiter guy? Okay, I hear piña colatas are good for the heat.

Speaker 1 So could we have some piña colatas and also the pulled pork sliders and some fish tacos, please? And Kyle is like horrified that anyone ordered this amount of food on this show.

Speaker 1 So Garcelle's like, well, Kyle, have you posted your thirst trap yet? From Oregon? There I said it. She's like, no, no, I'm not feeling that thirsty right now.

Speaker 1 Well, my thirst trap is heading to 100,000 likes. And I really figured out what Instagram likes.
Nipples.

Speaker 1 So is that photo? And Kyle's like, well, last night was really interesting.

Speaker 1 And Garcelle's like, well, should we start off in the suite she's like well first of all we're all the closest to sutton and we love her so much guys don't we love her

Speaker 1 i have to say i love sutton so much so now everything i say going forward comes from a place of love automatically okay but like i need you guys to be open-minded that she's a fucking bitch and she's awful and she's like really needy and she's stupid and no one likes her but i love her so much Yeah, so Garcelle's like, well, you know, look, this sounds weird, but in Sutton's story, you're the hero.

Speaker 1 Why?

Speaker 1 I don't don't know.

Speaker 1 I've been on their show for five years and I still can't figure it out.

Speaker 1 She's like, but I mean, like, none of us said anything. Like, why am I being singled out here? Like, my God.
She's like, well, I think when you don't do it, it hurts more. But why? I don't know.

Speaker 1 It's a question for Sutton. It literally makes no sense.
I mean, look, Jennifer is an Oscar nominee, which is pretty, pretty cool. And she's also incredibly wealthy.
And I'm famous in my own right.

Speaker 1 And still, that's not enough for Sutton. So we don't get it.
And Austin, at this point, we don't care.

Speaker 1 yeah and um she's like so Kyle I wanted to check in with you also you know we're talking about Bose calling you and seeing Mo. Does that make you want to do something

Speaker 1 like, I don't know, like a vagina?

Speaker 1 Well, I don't see the benefit of rushing to get a divorce, at least not before the knot decides to run a cover story on us again.

Speaker 1 And Garcelle's like, well,

Speaker 1 you're not even rushing to get any information at all. Like, what's what information? And like, where do I start? Like, all that stuff.

Speaker 1 And Jennifer's like, okay, well, I'm going to tell a story that's going to make you feel really poor. Okay, so I have had lots of friends who've been married to lots of wealthy men, Sutton included.

Speaker 1 And they like all been the nicest people in the world. And then all of a sudden, the lawyers come in and they do this and that.
And my ex, who I love very much, much the day he died.

Speaker 1 And like, when we got divorced, we had $700,000 in the bank. And he's like, I'm going to give you $350,000.
And then someone said to me, Jennifer, I think you need to get a divorce lawyer.

Speaker 1 Well, did you end up getting more money than the $350,000? I got a piece of The Simpsons. I mean, come on.
I'm not buying diamonds on Chucky Money. The Chucky Money just pays for my snacks.

Speaker 1 So brilliant. So amazing.
You know, some people are like, well, now that Garcelle's leaving, make Jennifer full-time.

Speaker 1 But, and then I saw someone else on Twitter say, don't make her full-time because Jennifer's position as friend of, as someone who's outside and comes in and makes commentary and then drops moments like this is perfect.

Speaker 1 And I fully agree. I don't want Jennifer.

Speaker 1 I don't want a situation where Jennifer, we may have to comment about Jennifer's life being boring, or I don't want to have to be in a situation where people are ganging up on Jennifer.

Speaker 1 She has a bad season. I love Jennifer as she is, and I just want to preserve her in this state.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, I don't think she's ever going to have, I don't think she's going to get away with people not turning on her. I mean, that's just housewives' role.

Speaker 1 You know, she'll do, there will be something where she'll say something where people are like, oh my God, I can't believe I ever liked her for at least six months. You know, that's true.

Speaker 1 But, um, and also, you know, she's too popular for Kyle and the group not to turn on her. So yeah, they'll be trying it with her.

Speaker 1 And we see them trying, we see them testing the waters in this very episode, and it doesn't really work, but we'll see. So

Speaker 1 now Darit and Erica are having breakfast and Erica's like, wait a minute, is that a waffle? She goes, no, definitely not. Waffles.

Speaker 1 And she said that literally in your accent, your Darit accent. She was literally like, definitely not.

Speaker 1 I was like, wow, she's been listening.

Speaker 1 So Kathy is just putting creams and potions all over herself and trying to get the mirror to talk back to her as she does.

Speaker 1 So we go back to the chocolates here and they're learning how to make all of these little chocolates. And then we get to the discussion.
Don, don't, don't. So Buzz is like, so what are your thoughts?

Speaker 1 And it's like, well, you know, I love that Jackie Kennedy answer. If I told you my thoughts, it wouldn't be my thoughts anymore.
Would it? She goes, oh, wow. What a bitch.

Speaker 1 Jackie Kennedy was not joking around, huh?

Speaker 1 Well, you know what? I heard what those women said. Oh, with no agreement or disagreement, you just heard.
She's like, We've had a lot of discussions.

Speaker 1 You know, Eric and I have been really getting along, and she showed no animosity to me, and it seemed to come out of nowhere. Oh, really? Because she said it to me before.

Speaker 1 And then we see flashbacks.

Speaker 1 Oh, nope, she's been talking about you this whole season. Yeah.
Yeah, she'd been talking shit about you behind your back. Let me see footage of that.
You know, flashbacks, et cetera.

Speaker 1 So Bose is like, so I thought it was actually maybe good that she said it out loud. Oh, well, that's great.
I'm glad she could get it out.

Speaker 1 I thought about it, what she said, and I also thought Erica herself was down. And

Speaker 1 Dari and Kyle did the same thing that I did and asked questions the exact same thing. And their husbands even made fun of Erica.

Speaker 1 And then we see flashbacks of that scene where Mauricio and Mo are making fun of Erica.

Speaker 1 Yeah. That there was no repercussions.
It's like there is a strange double standard or triple standard with these women, you know, and both didn't understand our history. So I need to explain it.

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Speaker 1 So then back at the resort, Erica is like, oh, we were just so silly last night, wasn't we? And Dorit says, I was just so frustrated. You know, Saturn is not consistently a beach.

Speaker 1 Susan is not consistently mean spirited.

Speaker 1 She's not, you know, sometimes she's a decent person. Why do I have black teeth right now? Nobody knew.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 She's been.

Speaker 1 That was weird, right? I was like, were you brushing? Maybe she was doing charcoal. We just do that like charcoal thing.
Yeah. That's what I was on.
And yeah.

Speaker 1 And Erica's like, you know, because the moments when she's absolutely great and you have the moments, then, you know, and then you bring it to the table, but like, I brought my thoughts to the table, and instead it turned into everyone's being mean to me.

Speaker 1 It's a palan, this is a gang up. And then Dorit's like,

Speaker 1 that's her, yeah. And the pouting.

Speaker 1 My problem with Sutton is that even when she's apologizing, it's performative.

Speaker 1 And I feel like it's a socker punch coming right around the corner. Soccer punch.

Speaker 1 So Dorit's like, Sutton is lacking sincerity, but now it's gotten to a degree I don't trust most of the things that come out of her mouth. You don't have any problems with Rina.

Speaker 1 I mean, look, Rina was like probably one of the least sincere people, right? Like, how are you?

Speaker 1 So good to see you, you know.

Speaker 1 Well, it's also Doreet saying she lacks sincerity when Doreet is sitting there in like $100,000 worth of fake clothes and brands dripping off of her.

Speaker 1 She's in a house she's pretending to own that is owned by some other company that is now kicking her out because she's bankrupt. I mean, she's one of the fakest people who's ever been on the show.

Speaker 1 Girl, you're saying this line with 10 different accents that aren't yours. Could you please stay away from insincerity allegations, ma'am?

Speaker 1 So, back to the chocolatier. Lady who got $10,000 stolen from the home goods.
I mean, the dollar store. I mean, the best buy.

Speaker 1 So, Sutton's like, back at the chocolatier, Sun's like, I've had to have a come to Jesus moment. Oh, with who? Yourself? Yes.
Me and Jesus.

Speaker 1 Jesus pummeled me. And

Speaker 1 and I had to say look this is hard I had to remember that both of the what though both those girls have gone through right now and then I have to look at where I am in my life a lady who has a tiny boutique that may or may not be open somewhere in West Hollywood and that must be hard for them to look at

Speaker 1 so um we see let's see what do we see here so she's basically like I'm done sorry I was in a different part she's like I'm done and yeah when she's like it's just so difficult, you know, where you've got these people.

Speaker 1 And I just think, look at these poor women who can never be me. That must be hard on them.
And Boza's like, oh.

Speaker 1 I don't think so. Yeah.
I don't know that they're jealous of you. She's like, what wouldn't they be jealous of? What wouldn't they? Name one thing.

Speaker 1 She's like, oh, yeah, I'm done with this conversation.

Speaker 1 I just think the allegiance from Kyle goes to those two and it always will, to be honest. So it's like, yeah, you see it, Sutton.
So stop chasing it. You know where Kyle's loyalties are.

Speaker 1 And just what you have to do is have a moment where you say, fuck this bitch. Fuck this fake bitch who acts like she's going to have my back.
And she never does.

Speaker 1 At the end of the day, she's always going to be, you know, you get nothing for nothing. I'm sorry I did it.
But at the end of the day, she is always going to have those two, those two women's backs.

Speaker 1 And so stop trying to chase it and just make your own happiness. So then back to Eric and Doreen.
Eric is like, well, whatever you're going through, she's going through. Okay, fine.
Well,

Speaker 1 what made me angry was when Miss Jennifer Tilley said it was coordinated. And Doret's like, oh, she felt like it was coordinated, really.
Just a bunch of excuses.

Speaker 1 So you should say something tonight, you too. All right, let's do it.
Not coordinated at all. Not at all.

Speaker 1 Okay, I'll stop, and then you come in. And then if you're going too long, I'll butt in and I'll say something.
And then you say something also.

Speaker 1 And I actually wrote out some note cards and you could just study those. And if things get really bad, we can bring in a teleprompter.
Great.

Speaker 1 So now they're getting ready for Carnival and Bose has arranged for them to all have these crazy outfits, you you know big feathered showgirl outfits for carnival so they're putting them all on and they just this part was so fucking funny watching all these ladies put these on the most horrific part was when dorit's hairdresser tells her to twerk and dorit does it

Speaker 1 i've never seen an ass clap that little i mean i've never seen that happen was it like i'm not even sure if it was an ass clap i mean it was just kind of like it was just like she was just doing like weird squats or something like that yeah she did some squats it It was just like an up and down.

Speaker 1 It wasn't really a twerk. It was more like a blurk.
It was just, it was not good. And this is why you never trust your hairdresser because her hairdresser was like, oh my God, yes.
I got

Speaker 1 yelled.

Speaker 1 So Bose is saying that they're celebrating Carnival tonight, you know, because it's such a huge thing in the Caribbean and beyond.

Speaker 1 And so they're just going to celebrate it, which was, and so they're all putting on different outfits and different levels of undress depending on how comfortable they are.

Speaker 1 So Erica was basically wearing bare minimum and she looked fucking amazing.

Speaker 1 And then Kathy was funny because she basically had like a caftan on and she had her, but she had her wings on at the same time. But it all worked.
It actually was all kind of great.

Speaker 1 But they all didn't.

Speaker 1 They were not in a space that was made for the wings because they all had to like walk sideways through hallways and through doors.

Speaker 1 And they were like, this shit was so funny when they all walked up to the dinner table and they were like, how are we going to sit down? But they did.

Speaker 1 And then they all sat down and they just showed what the table looked like from the outside. And it it was just pure feathers.
You know, like walls of crazy feathers.

Speaker 1 You know, the producers were like, we're never doing this again. We cannot get good shots because they couldn't shoot through people's shoulders.

Speaker 1 They just had to stick a camera at one end of the table and just like, hope for the best. You know, so funny.
It was amazing. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay. So they did that.
And then

Speaker 1 Jennifer, let me, I'm just fast forwarding to get I know me too. I'm like, okay, so they get some rum patches and they're cheersing to their final night and all that.

Speaker 1 and jennifer is complimenting kathy on her rhinestones and um

Speaker 1 she goes well you need to take those feathers to the next rockefeller ball or something and kathy goes actually i don't know if they approve like wow so the rockefellers are anti-carnival or

Speaker 1 yeah there was something sort of there was a there was a there was a subtext there that i i think that maybe we all picked up on right yeah or like they do they shoot birds i mean what's their deal

Speaker 1 I'm not sure. So, um, I'm still, by the way, I'm still scrolling through so much of this feather shit.
So, Erica's like,

Speaker 1 well, everybody. So, everyone's getting along.
So, Erica's like, well, it is the finale. Wearing feathers.
Let's fucking do this. Right, Bitches? Okay.
I have a question.

Speaker 1 I heard about Dorit and I planning this thing on the boat. Who's singing it? Is it you? Jennifer Tilley? Or is it you, Garcelle Obovie? I was like, oh, Erica, what a badass.
Wow,

Speaker 1 you're really going to get somebody to confess to something horrible. So Jennifer Tilly's like, um,

Speaker 1 well,

Speaker 1 listen, if I feel bad, if it made you feel bad, Irka, you know, yesterday people were saying, what's going on with Sutton? And, you know, we were just sort of, here's how it appeared.

Speaker 1 That's all I meant to say. It's just, well, when I went to her today, it was very calm, very adult.
Combos like, shuh.

Speaker 1 No. And then Erica's like, but because of the history, because I want to sincerely move on, and I believe you do too, because Erica's doing the intense articulation.
I believe you do too. You do too.

Speaker 1 You want to move on as well. Sun's like, yes, I do want to move on from this table.
All these feathers are very agitating to me. She's like, well,

Speaker 1 but also this is kind of unfair because Erica's confronting her about what happened last night and being like, how dare you say that? And then she's saying, well, Sutton didn't feel that way.

Speaker 1 Well, Erica went to see her today and we see a clip of Erica going to visit her and saying, oh, well, your friends, Carsella and Jennifer, said that we did this to you on purpose. Is that true?

Speaker 1 And she's like, well, I can speak to what they said. And she goes, well, I'm asking you right now, did you know that, do you know that was being said or not? Like, what kind of mystery is this, Erica?

Speaker 1 It's so stupid.

Speaker 1 And Sutton's like, no, I didn't know that at all. So Sutton's not really standing up for her friends either.
Sutton should have said, yeah, my feelings were hurt by that whole thing.

Speaker 1 And I told them and they went and stood up for me. It's not that big of a deal.
But also, like, why is Erica being so aggro about this point?

Speaker 1 Why doesn't she just sit there and say, listen, I want to talk about yesterday.

Speaker 1 You know, I know that there's some of you believe that what Daredevil and I did was a coordinated attack. I know it may have looked like that.
And I just want to let you know it was not coordinated.

Speaker 1 And even if it were coordinated, I wouldn't even be embarrassed about it being coordinated because we both feel the same way about the same thing. And it's okay for two people to feel the same way.

Speaker 1 And I said something about how I felt. So I just want you to know that we were not coordinating to try to make her feel like shit.
I was just saying my piece. Well, she can't do it that way.

Speaker 1 She can't do it that way because that's what she does.

Speaker 1 No, she makes it to where she makes it to where you're questioning something else. Like, it's not about what she said.
It's about what people accused her of, how she said it.

Speaker 1 Or it's not about the crimes Tom committed. It's that people questioned her.
You know, so she's always changing the framing of it to yell at somebody else for her own bullshit.

Speaker 1 But Sutton's not helping here either. Sutton's not standing up for her friends at all because she just wants Erica to be nice to her.
So she's like, I have no idea why they would do that.

Speaker 1 Like, fuck off, Sutton. Sutton's not a good friend.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 It is kind of of wild that they would not show a whole scene with Erica and Sutton because they had a huge fight and clearly this was maybe a moment to make amends.

Speaker 1 And they just only show the clip of it in a flashback. It's a little, a little odd.
So Erica's like, listen, I don't care where it came from. I don't care how it resolves.

Speaker 1 It's important that you look at me and you hear what I'm saying. That was not a coordinate attack.
And that's all. And thank you for listening.
My TED Talk is over. Garsh.

Speaker 1 So Garcella's like, well, let me just say this. Erica Jane, you and I are building our friendship and I appreciate it.
And we've come a long way.

Speaker 1 And you said, you don't believe, you don't believe it, but we have. And Garcelle's basically saying how she's trying to focus on having better relationships with these women.

Speaker 1 And obviously that doesn't really work out because she's like, bye, leaving the show. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So she's going to concentrate on not only being friends with Sutton this next year, which is out the window already. So Bose is so proud.
And she's like, I feel like we're about to take wedding vows.

Speaker 1 Ha ha.

Speaker 1 And Erica's like, clearly, I'm not ever doing that again. I love you.

Speaker 1 But no. Listen,

Speaker 1 is this a toxic sisterhood? Yes. But at the end of the day, we can come together.
We can have laughs. We can be silly and support each other no matter what.

Speaker 1 And then we can also realize, because it is a toxic sisterhood, why the fuck are we here? Goodbye, everyone. Goodbye, America.
I'm out.

Speaker 1 And so we see them party at Carnival and dancing their outfits and stuff. And Trixie singing, watch me go, go, go.
Watch me go, go, go.

Speaker 1 And then

Speaker 1 Kyle starts, there's fire dancers, and then it starts raining. And Kyle's like, I love the rain.
And

Speaker 1 I love you guys. It's just all like so happy and sisterhood.
And

Speaker 1 so here are the exciting things happening in people's lives. Garcella continues to call the shots on her sets, but her favorite new role is grandma to Oliver's new daughter, Valley.
which

Speaker 1 why

Speaker 1 you know what

Speaker 1 i i just feel like valley is a curious name Like, you know, you know the phrase peaks and valleys?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 You know what? The better part of that phrase is? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Have you been to? Also, it's kind of like Los Angeles, you know.

Speaker 1 Kind of a defeatist name, especially if you give them a sibling and name it peak.

Speaker 1 Bose, over the last year, I have found a lot about myself, how to navigate outside the corporate world, and outside the corporate rules, and how to deal with an assistant who loves to be dazzled, everything in sight.

Speaker 1 These are the groups of women who are interesting individually and friends. I'm excited to get to know better.
Yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 So then we see her as Bose has started her fertility journey with Keely, choosing the natural route. Girl, I will eat an ice cream sandwich if you ever get pregnant with a baby on purpose with Keely.

Speaker 1 This is not happening. I'm not buying this for two seconds and I refuse to even pretend anymore.
No.

Speaker 1 And Keely finally said, I love you. So that's nice.
Wow.

Speaker 1 A full like four months after you started trying to have children for him. Yeah.
Great. Yeah, great.
Sounds great. Hey, I've learned something.
I've learned that I can be kind of a jerk.

Speaker 1 I can be a better friend, a better daughter, change anything from this year. It would probably be, if I would change anything, it'd probably be my relationship with Dorit.

Speaker 1 I wish I'd handled it better. As in, I wish I'd called her a fucking bitch instead of just a bitch.
I will. And her wrap-up is Sutton and Dorit's remains, their relationship remains on ice.

Speaker 1 It's so chilled that Sutton actually drank it.

Speaker 1 But hey, she's getting along with her mom, so that's good.

Speaker 1 When I got home, I just know I have so many type of conversations with Mauricio and decisions will have to be made.

Speaker 1 And if I'm not going to be married to Mauricio, I have to have a great life with someone.

Speaker 1 I don't know who it is, but I'm going to stand in the wings of a concert until I figure out who that lucky person is.

Speaker 1 And this is all bullshit because she does not break up with Mo either.

Speaker 1 Kyle and Mauricio continue their stalemate over their next steps, and Kyle remains open to love in her life while hopefully avoiding the paparazzi that she calls.

Speaker 1 And then we have Dorit's big wrap-up. Dorit, take it away.

Speaker 1 Well, I'm a hell of a lot chiffer than I thought I was. I want to focus my attention not in places filled with toxic energy, not in friendships, and not in my marriage.
I want peace.

Speaker 1 I want a penis.

Speaker 1 I deserve it.

Speaker 1 And I'm going to fight Frid.

Speaker 1 Dorit and Pique currently have no plans to rekindle their relationship, but they are working on co-parenting better. And Dorit is considering filtering PK's emails to her junk folder.

Speaker 1 That was a nice season finale. And then it goes, one month later.
I'm like, what? That's a problem, though. That's how we roll now.
We can't just go. We're picking up the cameras.

Speaker 1 So now we have the most. Listen, I enjoy picking up the cameras when there's a real scandal, but now this is...
This is not a pick up the cameras moment.

Speaker 1 This is something that can be covered in the reunion. So one month later.
So Garcel, actually, I'm glad that this happened because something very great happened.

Speaker 1 So first we see Garcel with Oliver and the kids, who cares? And then we see Bose doing yoga, who cares?

Speaker 1 And then, most importantly, Sutton goes into her backyard and there is a dead rat lying by her pool in the most dead rat position on its back, like, oh, and she's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's like now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, Avi, Avi, Avi, they're gonna eat it now, now, now, now, now, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 The dogs are just up there sniffing it. And she's like, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 Just seeing Sutton having to interface with a dead rat is so amazing. I was like, okay, it was all worth it.
So then we go to Erica's house and she's like, look at me. One of you now.

Speaker 1 My poor tiny little house eating ice cream like a poverty stricken hooker. Here we go.
Watch me eat some ice cream. And then she reads on her phone.

Speaker 1 On August 27th, Tom Girardi, my husband, was found guilty of embezzlement.

Speaker 1 And then she looks away and it's supposed to look like she's emoting, but she really does look like a robot with spinning beach ball in its eyes. Like,

Speaker 1 I would never, could never, I never saw this coming. Really?

Speaker 1 Do you not read articles or see headlines for four years?

Speaker 1 I mean, never check your own docket of lawsuits, you fucking weirdo. I mean, I'm assuming she meant like in her previously in her relationship.
She goes, Tom was loved. He was admired,

Speaker 1 all the judges paid for his meals, they just loved him so much, and he was accomplished. And this is how his story ended.
I don't know that I will ever get over that.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, well,

Speaker 1 sorry.

Speaker 1 You thought you'd get away with it, sucker. And you did, actually.
She's kind of the hero of the story because she actually got away with everything.

Speaker 1 So then Kyle comes in and she's like, Wow, this place is so

Speaker 1 small. Nice.
This place is so

Speaker 1 cheap.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 That's great. So cool.

Speaker 1 So Kyle says that Erica has proven to be a loyal friend time and time again.

Speaker 1 So Kyle is saying, I knew this would be a hard day.

Speaker 1 Kyle's so dumb. She goes, I knew this would be a hard day for Erica.
And, you know, as soon as I heard about this, you were the first person I thought of. It's like, really?

Speaker 1 When you heard about Erica's husband going to jail, you thought about Erica? Wow. You really,

Speaker 1 the way your mind works. I wish I could, I wish I, I wish I could get a tour of it.
It's just, it's amazing. I saw that headline and I immediately thought, how is Jamie Lee Curtis dealing with this?

Speaker 1 So I'm, she said to bring you a wind chime. Hope you like it.

Speaker 1 So Erica's like, terrible. Right before the verdict, I was doing so good.
You know, I was looking at wallpaper, thinking about wallpaper, talking about wallpaper, and I was feeling so good about it.

Speaker 1 And then the next day, it was like, I just, I just wanted to sleep. I didn't want to go back to that dark, terrible place when these walls didn't even have wallpaper on them.

Speaker 1 I realized if these walls could talk, they'd say, please stop singing inside. And that hurt.
That hurt. That hurt me deeply.
But, you know, I've gone into all signs of depression.

Speaker 1 I'm eating one bite of ice cream at a time. I'm sleeping late.
I'm trying to fuck cannibals in my neighborhood again. All the self-destructive things that I was doing back a couple of years ago.

Speaker 1 And it made me think, wow, what hard times. And then she keeps looking off into space and trying to cry.
But she is just ISIS chick. She is just ISIS.

Speaker 1 And it's hilarious that they're like, hey, let's end the season by having Erica be vulnerable. She just can't do it.
Can't. It's like, actually, it winds up being a deeply uninteresting scene.

Speaker 1 She's like, my drink and my medication. It was all this pressure.
And I thought, oh, my God, it's happening again. It's happening.
I feel like I'm being dragged down into the underneath. Oh, God.

Speaker 1 But I'm actually fine. So anyway, he was convicted of four accounts of wire fraud.
It's like 80 years or some shit. I don't know.
He doesn't even have 80 days in him. Good luck, motherfucker.

Speaker 1 I mean, he's sad. He's now being represented by public defenders and she doesn't speak to him.

Speaker 1 And you know, this whole thing, like, we give Erica so much shit, but I have to keep because you, you won't even call Tom or go see Tom.

Speaker 1 I mean, I know there's legal cases and stuff going on, but that man kind of stole all the money and funneled it into your stuff. The least you could do is like check in on him.
I mean, Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Or maybe she's just saying this because he's,

Speaker 1 she doesn't want to get in trouble with, I mean, I don't know, but I mean, that seems cool to me. I'm not going to be, I'm not going to be a total dick, even though I'd like to be a total dick.

Speaker 1 I will be.

Speaker 1 No, but look, you're in a relationship with someone for 20 years.

Speaker 1 You know, I will acknowledge that it is sad to see this person that was like your life. Now they're just sort of, this is the, this is like their epilogue.

Speaker 1 And it is sad from her perspective to see it.

Speaker 1 For the rest of us, like, whatever.

Speaker 1 He was a fraudster.

Speaker 1 So it is what it is, you know but so she's like it's not over for me and it's not over i still have in front of me that he put me through this experience with this man well it was great the ending is not okay and for many reasons and my feeling of sadness my feeling of being overwhelmed my feeling of loss those were very real and i don't have to apologize for my feelings because no one lived in that house but the two of us

Speaker 1 There were good times, there were bad times. You know, she's doing that whole thing.
And so Kyle's like, I hope you know that I'm always here for you as long as you keep yelling at Carcel for me.

Speaker 1 And she's like, I do know that. I don't know.
Who are we talking about again?

Speaker 1 Who is this? I know. Kyle does like a look because Erica keeps doing these monologues of like, the best of times, the worst of times.
I had it all. It all fell.
There was a wall.

Speaker 1 There was a wall breaker. And Kyle, you just see Kyle staring off into space like, I wonder how bees are made.

Speaker 1 Kyle being a shitty friend is one of my favorite things.

Speaker 1 Just not listening. Wait, you never told me that you were married.
She does that thing all the time. Yeah.
Wait, you never told me that Tom was in trouble. Yeah.
Wait, Tom's in trouble. Who's Tom?

Speaker 1 Did you tell me this? Who's Tom? Are you sure you told me?

Speaker 1 Sarah told me that. Erica's like, well, the hard part is over.
And Kyle, I want to tell you this right now, woman to woman.

Speaker 1 You and I have a unique opportunity to be a different version of ourselves right here, right now.

Speaker 1 We've had to walk through a lot of pain, a lot of heartache, a lot of lesbianism. Am I right? Sorry, I had to try it.
Kyle's like, wait a minute.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she basically is like, now we can reinvent ourselves. It's a safe space.
Are you a lesbian?

Speaker 1 That's what this is about. New York.

Speaker 1 And she's like, I'm going to have some fucking fun. We deserve to have some fucking fun.

Speaker 1 Actually, you don't really deserve to have some fucking fun, but I have to credit you for having as much fun as you've had over the past few years because I think that could have killed.

Speaker 1 I think what Erica went through, whether I believe it's partially her fault, I do, or not,

Speaker 1 I think that the getting caught and all of that, I think that would have killed most people. But Erica's like, fuck it.

Speaker 1 Let's do a show in Vegas and go back to Broadway and party our fucking asses off, you know? And I have to credit her for that resilience because not everybody has that. And you know what? She's right.

Speaker 1 It is time for her to have some fun, you know, after all that, the misery and the boredom and the lack of joy that was in St.

Speaker 1 Lucia or before that when they went off to, I don't know, did they go London or, you know, all these international trips. Ugh, what a drain.
Time to have fun, right?

Speaker 1 All her day-to-day activities, having to go to her

Speaker 1 not nine to not five job. When is she finally going to be able to have fun? I know.
That's just what Erica needs. Just a relaxing, fun life.

Speaker 1 So Kyle goes, yeah, you know what I mean. You know what? The world is our oyster.
Kyle, really? Now you're just leaving yourself open.

Speaker 1 And then Erica goes, the world is literally our oyster. No, the world is literally not an oyster, it's figuratively an oyster.
I'm just gonna say that right now.

Speaker 1 Don't emphasize that it's literally an oyster because it's disgusting. We all have hepatitis now.

Speaker 1 I love that they all just left us with the most lesbian imagery of all time to end the season. But don't talk about lesbianism, please.

Speaker 1 The world is our clam bake.

Speaker 1 So, the world is a pink taco.

Speaker 1 The world is a George O'Keefe painting.

Speaker 1 All the world's a stage at Lilith Fair.

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