#2774 RHOA S16E03 Part Two: Mommy and Mean

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So, um, she's like, but Dennis, he's been so professional. I mean, the songs are paid for.
And Kenny's like, uh-huh. And you're being talked about like you're a whore.
Have some self-respect. And she's like, what? And Cynthia goes, oh, no.
Not a whore. A whore we can rock with.
A whore's almost a compliment, but a whore is very bad. So then they start talking about Shamia, and Cynthia's like, by the way, Angela, have you spoken to Shamia since she kicked it off? I mean, and Angela's like, no, Shamia went hard on me.

And Drew's like, well, we did hang out. And they say that like, they got into like a little thing.
And Angela's like, you know, I just asked Shamia, like, why did you ask her that question from the group? And then she just went off. You know, she said, well, I didn't ask Drew if she fucked Dennis.
I didn't say that. And Ken's like, huh, she 100% said that.
Am I crazy? And she didn't say that.

She said, is it true that you are dating Dennis now? And so we come back and Cynthia's like, well, I'll never hear that. Wow.
Wow. How did it end? And she says that she just stormed away.
Now Shamia's mad at her. And she's shocked.
And she's like, well, someone's like, first of all, Portia doesn't need anybody to help her. Oh, Cynthia says that.
She's like, she's fine. She'll gather somebody if she wants to.
And she goes, well, I will say, Portia reached out to me the day after Shamia's birthday, and she said, we need to talk. So that's where we are now.
She said, let's do this somewhere you can afford. Please pack a sandwich.
We'll just stop at a park.

So Cynthia's like, well, I'm going to leave you with this.

Baby daddy's.

You're different. So now we go

to Shamia's house

where she's catching up with her sisters,

Tawana and Glenda.

And I'm starting

to get a little nervous that is it going to be that every time we go to Shamia, it's going to be like her with her family, just like talking about shit, about family stuff. Like, I know it's like the sad dramatic stuff, you know.
It's like, listen, I know she's gone through a ton with these kids, and I think we all support her. But I'm like, oh, is it going to be that like every time we go to shimia it's like and then today i've been going through so much my child i'm like i don't know if i could go through a crying over my child thing every single time we go to shimia like it's getting i know we're only three episodes in but it's getting a little old for me it's real like could your kid please heal quicker because you're eating into my it's real it's real so you know it's real but also like every time i go to shamiya it's it's kind of this and i'm like i don't i don't yeah but there's a lot of real stuff that happens in life that i don't want to dwell on i just ignore it that's why i talk about this all day i don't want to talk about your real stuff and your real aim okay f fast forward this so that's what i did so good luck to the kids i hope they're yeah basically it's that her daughter needs to get her tonsils out and she's like now her tonsils have to come out i'm like well i had to rewind that because she made this was such a dramatic thing she's like first first what happened with shiloh and we know that that's really dramatic you know she's like and all this happened with shiloh my other daughter just doesn't want me to go to the hospital now i'm trying copy up again can i even do this again and now shia has to get her tonsils out i was like tonsils i was like what you have to build on the suspense like shia needs something worse you know what i mean you can't go from the devastating shiloh news to tonsils out i mean come on um i was actually glad that it was just tonsils but i was i know me too like ultimately it is good there's just tonsils but she talks about how her sisters have been there for her and when things were really tough with shiloh and everything her sisters would like pick up you know like shia from school and this is basically like it takes a village yada yada y nice, kind of boring, but like great village.
We love it. I want to see more of the elevator.
And she's, her journey is, is it's boring. Okay.
So next scene. Now we go over to Angela and Charles, the grumpy ass husband I need.
Now I've been thinking about all these properties that they have. This is too many properties.
Cause she's obviously just starting out where she's like, now is where i proved to charles that i can actually handle his money by buying five houses at a time it's too many houses one this this house that i'm going to welcome america into has an open concept but then a staircase in the middle of a concept that goes down to hell like where was it was just like a big ribbon and then like a staircase right in the middle i was like what why is there circus i think that staircase was it was originally not an open concept right and they were originally walls that staircase made sense where it was but they clearly took down this the walls and it was just a big open room with a staircase in the middle of it no i've seen those kind of staircases before where it's just like a big rectangular hole in the floor and then they put a railing around it in the middle of the floor it makes no sense i i hate that style i can't believe they kept that like if you're going to get a house and redo it you need to put a proper proper staircase in that shit's crazy like what are you what are you a fire house you know what i mean get a pole what are you what are you what are you drew sidora singing do it right ralph's down there's like, I'm almost finished installing the light switches down here. We call those Ralph ladders.
So Angela's like schlepping in all this heavy stuff. And then finally, Charles shows up.
And she's like, well, thanks a lot. Now that I've taken in all the heavy stuff, he's like, ha.
So they go in in they bring all the stuff inside and everything they look around the house and she's showing him all the stuff that she's done she's like look you know look at what i've done here we see before and after you know it's like a you know it's like a nice house a perfectly fine house let me just say she wasn't that drastic of a before and after fix the stairs you could you got to fix that so um there's now we find out she wants a vow renewal and he's like fuck man i'm exhausted i'm old why do i have to do this she's like you have to we're on a tv show now it's my turn so then she tells us this sad story she tells us what made him sad in the first place you know we get his origin story so at two 2017 in mad Square Gardens, that was a rough time because Charles was attending a game and the owner doesn't like Charles. And so, he called security to escort Charles out.
And that was right when they were married and then he needed time to heal. I was like, damn, that's getting kicked out.
How many places have I been kicked out of? I'm fine. Well, maybe I'm not fine.
She kind of played it down, because I remember actually when it happened. What happened? Tell a non-sports gay what this means.
I'm hazy on it, but he was in there, and he did get kicked out. It made news.
It was trending all over Twitter. It was on the news everywhere.
Everyone on ESPN was all ab buzz about it was like it was a thing i don't really remember the details of it but i know that people were shocked because charles oakley is like nick's royalty and so for him to get kicked out of msg just was like it felt like rude but i don't remember all the details around it but i just know it was like okay well here it is we have ai thankfully um why did charles oakley get kicked out of msg charles oakley was ejected from madison square garden and arrested oh she missed that part it was after an altercation with security guards stemming from comments he made to nick's owner james dolan and was subsequently banned from the arena yeah during the next game against the los Los Angeles Clippers, Oakley, who had purchased a seat near Dolan, allegedly made comments directed at the owner. Security approached him, an altercation ensued, with Oakley being escorted.
Charges. He was charged with three counts of assault and criminal trespassing.
Pancing. Trespassing.
He pantsed. Tim Zola, was awkward he um he took down the pants of madison square garden and he went to jail yeah i feel like there was there was like more to it like it was it was enough of a media kerfuffle that it was not just like oh he just got kicked out and that's why he was sad like i think that there was probably some like media stuff that was there was more to the story i just don't remember and i didn has since filed a lawsuit against msg and dolan alleging assault battery false imprisonment and defamation but the case against him is assault and harassment and that was dismissed so um he has not attended a next game since and remains banned from msg so you know, I get it.
He didn't get to go see Adele, you know, and now it's been a rough time. And he's put his rage, he's put his rage or his frustration or his sadness, he's put his emotions into making large batch amounts of corn on the cob.
That's he's, he's decided that now he's going to design homes that if he ever has nolan over to his house he can push him down the stairs more easily yeah like james old and stand right there so she says that this like made him really depressed and then it was really rough and you know as as you do when you're with a partner who's going through a rough time she was like this i'm out of here call me you're happy again. So she left him and then waited for him to get happy again and then got back together.
That's my kind of girl. He's like, and when he needed me the most, I said, fuck off, you're depressing.
Call me when you're happier. So now they're going to do a battle renewal, which means that we have about nine months left of this relationship and then we have then she's talking about how she's going to therapy and he's like but that's he's like that's three three thousand dollars a month you know how many corn cobs you could buy with that god you should love you should love your therapist is that a discount and she's like why are you against therapy he said well you should at least have a 20 off when you go that often isn't there like a punch card yet that is wendy though right i mean how much that is a lot she says it's only about 1200 a month so that's probably like 300 a session four sessions a month i'm gonna i'm gonna say ma la god get a fucking lap dance you know what's called get a stock pot and some corn cobs and work it out that way.
It's a lot of peanut M&Ms. That's what I'm saying.
So they decide that they're going to sell these houses first, but she doesn't like it because she just bought five. She's like, oh my God.
Okay. So now Drew goes to talk to her lawyer.
This office is considerably lower rent than Porsche's. I felt bad for her because Porsche had the most glamorous lawyer scene we've seen.
And Drew, you know, it was sad. It was more Drew.
Poor Drew. She didn't even get a chance to go to see Randy, the official divorce lawyer for all cast members of Atlanta.
And she didn't get to ride that big elevator to a glassy window she was with tanya who as it turns out i loved tanya and i loved how tanya tanya was shady and i uh i thought she was great so tanya was great because the other guy was like oh my god porsha i love having you in my life and i was like randy got put it back in your pants what a weird thing for a lawyer to say but tanya did not she's like okay so sit down i've got a lot of folders here she was like kind of time daily you know she's like all right i got folders here just have a seat let me go through this shit drew all right you're willing to pay me five dollars i'm giving you five minutes sit down we're going through this all right she had tde time daily energy so so but Then we find out. So Drew said that with brannigan where time daily was a social worker that's what i'm seeing bringing it all back to amy brannigan as we always should i technically i did mention it was amy madigan not amy brenneman but amy brenneman oh who's amy mad on the spectrum exactly but i think that like to tell Brenneman is on the spectrum.
Exactly.

I'm not supposed to tell people when they're on the spectrum.

Amy Brenneman.

They tell you.

Amy Brenneman and Amy Madigan.

Well, they're both Amys.

Look up Amy Madigan. You'll recognize her.

No, I only care about Amy Brenneman.

Okay, so wait. Amy Madigan?

Okay, I'm going to look her up.

She's just in things

madigan oh yeah oh no she's not let me tell you who she's no she's no amy brenneman but she was

an uncle buck so that's something okay so anyway drew goes to see time daily energy and drew's

like you know i just didn't know the hearing was gonna go like that i mean ralph didn't have a

lawyer so he represented himself so he had to cross-examine me. That was horrible.
Bravo. Where were the cameras? How did you not let us see Ralph cross-examining Drew in a court of law? This is one of the biggest fails.
This is up there with the Bolo night. This is up there with the Orange County thing we just recapped, where they didn't have the cameras up.
like this is one of the biggest fails this is up there with the bolo night this is up there with the the orange county thing we just we just recapped where they didn't have the cameras up like this is up there with the black eye with heather gay how do you not have cameras on ralph representing himself in the court and i know that the show was on break when this was happening but still you should have you should still have people there like that movie um that they did where they filmed it over a kid's lifetime still just come back boyhood what yes like that ralph hood ralph the journey like we needed to see we needed to see ralph doing lawyer cosplay so then tanya's like it was actually a confirmation of all the things you've ever said about him and his controlling and manipulative nature you know and you've been doing this for a long time and we filed in 2023 and you know we have a hearing coming up and she basically says that um that uh he has been like like they needed documents from ralph so that way they know how much like he's gonna pay and so he hands it over a giant of documents. And then when she looked through them, almost all the documents were Drew's documents.
And so he just handed a big stack. So it looked like he was handing over a lot of documents, but he didn't actually hand over any of his own documents.
He doesn't do anything. Ralph doesn't do anything.
His businesses were writing a book about fatherhood, about her son. And then what else did he do? He tried to produce music and he played music at church.
What else did he do? He just said financial a lot. Yeah.
And then also Tanya says, I love, this is my favorite thing that Tanya does. She goes, so now currently the divorce file is sealed.
So only the judge knows what's in it. So if it gets unsealed, well, like for instance, he's a serial cheater.
He's taken money out of your account. He's been sexting with other women and how other women have been sending you messages.
He was following you. He was tracking you.
That's all private and confidential and will only come out to America if this gets unsealed and no one will ever know about it. And I think she's saying that like, okay, like let's threaten Ralph.
Like we're going to unseal this if you don't give us the documents. Right.
But then Drew makes it about herself. She's like, but all I care about is my kids reading and you know, all that coming out is scary.
They know, they know this shit. Oh my God.
I mean, I would think that they would know this by now. And it does suck for her kids.
It does. But Ralph's a monster.
I i just love that i just love that the lawyer pulled the classic housewives mood like the you know like oh well i never told anyone your secret that you did x y and z you know she's like this is all sealed and confidential and she's like blurting it all out on camera all your darkest deepest secrets will never come out like this one that one this one that one are you still rolling? Okay, do you need another take? Do you need it clearer? And then Drew's like, thank you so much. Oh, God, keep me quiet.
I almost made it without crying. And Tanya's like, you did.
You almost did it, but you failed. She's like, ah! Drew? Sorry, I'm just still method.
You know, I finished a film in Puerto Rico. So get out.
Your five minutes is over. Get the fuck out of my office.
So now Shamiya and Shia go to the doctor. They, of course, you know, if you're getting your tonsils out, you get a ride in the rolls.
So they ride this giant ass roll. Shia is like so teeny tiny in the backseat of this giant car.
And it's really cute. They like pull up to the hospital and Shia's waving at her doctor, and they bring her in.
She goes into surgery, and then Jeremy does- She does a little TikTok in there or something where she's like, Guys, you know how a husband's stressed? He stands up in the waiting room. Look at my husband standing up.
Honey, show him standing up. Look at him over there.
That's because he's stressed. Am I right, ladies? Can we not? Can I not have to deal with your appendix out tick tocks? No.
I did not agree to this. As someone who had an appendectomy almost two years ago, it was tonsillitis.
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Then we go over to Portia and Diane. They're going to get a massage at a place called Massage Heights.
Why would you put something stressful to people? That's a common fear. It's like, massage spiders.
Maybe it's just what the cast of the Heights is up to these days. Massage small spaces.
You know? Massage agoraphobia. Why would you make the word massage in with a common fear?

It's so weird.

It sort of sounds like a neighborhood.

Where'd you move to?

Oh, it's this great place called Massage Heights.

Massage Heights?

Sounds terrifying.

Okay, so Portia, so they're just making small talk, but then they start talking about how hard it is for Portia

to deal with everything that she's dealing with, simon who seemed like such a good person i mean how could simon not be a good person we also get our annual uh disclosure from portia about her mom which is my mom she's my confidant my support system my prayer partner through this divorce i'm like we know she's been on the show for like 10 years now. You don't have to keep pitching your mom to us.
We get Diane's role in your life. Yeah.
So, Portia is saying this is harder than her first divorce, which that's another time she was locked out of the house. Remember, Cordell locked her out too.
So, Portia, first of all, Portia needs to learn to just get a locksmith.

That's a good thing to see.

And then also, better taste in men.

Better taste in men would also be helpful.

Well, that would be helpful.

But, yeah, I guess the Cordell thing, that was easier because Cordell communicated with her, which I find odd.

But this one, there's no communication. Cordell was like, icon queen, yes, I'll get this divorce.
Yeah, he's like, we're getting a divorce everywhere else, but I'm still a huge fan. Huge fan.
Can you get me this autograph for me? Can you sign these papers for me? She's like, there's no place for me to sign. I know, I just want your autograph.
This has nothing to do with the divorce. So she's like, you know, normally you'll have a conversation, but I even reached out to his pastor, which I mean, listen, Simon is going down for fraud, lying, stealing, um, you know, a lot of stuff, but I'm sure he still goes to his pastor regularly.
Like if you you really, this one's straight to the religion. You know, I'm sure it goes deep with Simon.
Yeah. She also tried to reach out to his family, and she explains that, like, in America, you know, if you're going to break up, essentially, a marriage, you file for divorce.
But in Benin, the culture is you actually go through the family, and the family, like, works it out out and intervenes and she was hurt because she went to the family and the family was like uh just deal with the american legal we don't we don't want to deal with this so she was like really upset about that you've been married five minutes you're not going to turn five minutes of your life into 10 years of mine bye they're, you're not the first person this has happened to.

We're not getting involved this time.

Yeah.

Here's Randy. So now she's talking about Shamia

and she's like,

I can't believe Shamia,

you know,

because I was like,

isn't this where she's telling,

oh, she told me

that she met with Kelly and Britt

and they were talking about me

and I'm like,

this isn't fun,

you know,

I don't want to hear about

all of these hating women and Diane's like, well, why would she want to tell you everything that somebody's been saying i mean that shouldn't do she shouldn't do that that's hurtful poor shots and very hurtful so even miss diane's gonna come on here and promote the storyline that shamiya did something bad yeah and she even says she even says something to the effect of like, you always have to question the dog that brings the bone. And I'm like, fast forward to the reunion, Shamia saying, you called me a dog, your mother called me a dog.
I know that's what's going to happen. But also, just as far as that saying goes, the dog that brings the bone is a good dog.
Yeah, it's a good dog. It's a trained dog.
It's like doing the most dog thing. It's like that dog.
That dog has actually succeeded. Because there are a lot of dogs that just dig holes and there's no bone in sight.
Sometimes dogs just dig in a floor. They'll go to a carpet and they'll just start pawing away.
I'm like, you can't even dig there. You're a stupid dog.
But a dog that actually finds a bone and brings it to you? Mike Bueller doesn't bring a bone. If I throw a bone, he will go pick up the bone and then stare at me across the yard and be like come get it bitch come fucking get it and what if the dog takes the bone to another person that's not loyalty if a dog brings you the bone that's a good dog i'm just saying so it's a bad it's a bad job description it's like it's excelling it's you know me we just had a whole discussion about dogs but if a dog does brings the bone, it's like, well, what more could you ask for, really? What do you want to do? Buy you a car? So they're trying to make this a thing with Shamia, which I don't like.
I think it's unfair. So then we go to the Bommon.
Let's go to Bommon. Alright, let's go to Bama.
So, um, uh. Succession music.

Kelly's saying.

Cue the succession music.

Or as Karen would say,

successions.

Cue the successions music.

Succession.

Bama.

So Kelly's like,

I'm hosting my event at Bama.

This is my mommy and me event.

I cannot wait to see all the ladies,

all their children,

because for some time,

one of my dreams has been to raise some sort of awareness for osteogenes imperfecta. And I'm just super grateful that Balmain would partner with me for Osteogenes Imperfecta Foundation.
And I was like, okay, I don't know what that means, but I'll just hold and I'm sure I will be told. So Kelly, they all start to show up at Balmain and she's very happy to do this mommy and me thing.
Part of me was wondering, when all the kids arrive, is Kelly just going to ground them all? Because that's kind of what her tagline is saying. She's like, thank you for all coming to Balmont.
You're all grounded. Goodbye.
So all the ladies start coming, and Portia's like, oh my god, my makeup artist is Drew's makeup artist! And Kenny's like, yeah, you already told me that. She's like, yeah, well, so he told her that he was coming to me, and she slowed down in the lane so that he just got to me.
She did it on purpose. So it's basically Drew's fault that I'm late.
So then Cynthia arrives, and she has a fun wig on. I don't know how you describe it.

It's kind of like a mushroom thing, but it looks great.

It's like a Joyce DeWitt.

I call it a Joyce DeWitt.

And I loved it on her.

And other people are showing up.

And Cynthia's talking to Portia and she's like,

girl, I know this has been hard.

I just went through a regular divorce.

And I can't imagine having to go through all the back and forth

and dealing with that whole social media thing.

Luckily, no one on social media cared about my divorce, so I had to worry about it become a topic of conversation and she's like this is someone who was around baby hot dog this was someone i trusted and he completely turned into a monster oh what a funk it's like yeah you know don't keep it together porsha if you don't have together, don't keep it together. Be weak.
Be weak if you need to be weak. There could be good days.
There could be bad days. But you know what? You take the good.
You take them bad. You take them both.
And there you have. Bummer.
The Joyce DeWitt. The Joyce DeWitt.
Wait a second. Those are two different shows.
Even I know that. There's a time you got grow and show you know you're growing and now you know about Joyce DeWitt.
About Joyce DeWitt. Well, since I'm a completionist, I might as well end on this note.
Portia, if you ever have any issues, come and knock on my door. and dance on my floor we'll be waiting for you

where the kisses are hers and hers and his there's company too thank you so then angela is talking she's like well i need a scene so i'm gonna fight with shimia you know i'm gonna work this out sorry i just loved licking your face while i was doing that whole thing you're just staring I was reading notes.

I was like, where do I pick up?

To me, I was like, just cracked out. Cynthia talking through Three's Company.
I just see your face like, okay. I was like, if I contribute to this, if I contribute to this, we're going to start the judging Amy theme.
I know it's coming coming you just have this look on your face like

just don't say anything let ben get through it i just pulled a muscle on my

my sled now let him play it out just let it just let it it's like a flame just let it just go and

then i don't want to bring family ties in i just saw a lot of things coming down the pike that i

was like how long do you need this recap to be? So, no, I was just reading notes. So then they're talking.
So Angela basically announces to Cynthia. She's like, do you think I have time to speak with Shamia? And she's like, oh, I forgot about Shamia.
I was trying to get Portia together. Auntie Cynthia, where do you need me? Do you need me to support you with Shamia? So now Shamia, so Portia's like, Shamia, have you talked to that Angela girl? She goes, oh, the one from the 90s? She came from a block party in a time capsule with a retro nose? Like, oh no.
I was like, what? Portia goes, came in from a time capsule? And Shamia, she like sucks in her nose and everything and she's like, yeah, it's a little petty, I know.

But I welcomed you into my home.

You ate some of my cake.

And then you're going to come here with a nasty mouth.

I've got nothing for you.

Yeah.

I didn't know how I felt about the nose shaming.

But I did.

Even though I've done it for like an hour in this episode already.

But I did.

I'm not nose shape shaming.

I'm nose sound shaming. But I did the um wait what did i love the nose shaming oh i love the actual nose impersonation that she did i've never seen anybody do that like she literally sucked her nose so hard that the sides of her nose just like went straight and became a skinny nose i don't think i've ever seen anybody do a nose impersonation before so i'm gonna hand this one to shamiya yeah it was it was pretty low down uh but it was funny too so britney the uh store director is like hello everyone i'm britney president of local bomb and i just want to say it's been such an honor having all these children in our store getting their fingerprints and their juice boxes all over our expensive couture.
Thank you so much for bringing these little rugrats into Bommon. Please buy things because I'm desperate for sales.
Desperate enough to do charities that allow children in. So, please.
Please buy a purse. So, explains what this uh charity is for and she explains that basically osteogenesis uh imperfecta is brittle bone syndrome and or disease which is really she says three of her kids have it which is really like that's i saw i saw a documentary somewhere along the way in the past few years where someone had it, and they talked about constant surgeries, constantly breaking their limbs and bones.
It's a really scary and difficult disease. I saw that documentary.
It starred Lawrence Fishburne, no, not Samuel Jackson and Unbreakable. Bruce, yeah, Bruce.
So she tells and this is actually a crazy story because she, her kid was getting broken bones so much that she was taken to the hospital and they kept the kid there because they thought the kid was being abused by the mom. So this was really, really crazy and she's like and finally they found the disease and they understood what she had and she's back with me and she's completely safe now she just has a kind of an irrational hatred of bruce um but otherwise she's doing great uh man that is i got my heart goes out to those kids that's really that's crazy isn't it that is such like a random disease that the kids have that's that's insane oh my god i feel bad that they have to i didn't know that was even a real thing i do i really did just think that was from that film no it's a real scary and um you know i feel bad that they have to live with that but at the same time they i'm sure they have found ways to to do it and everything and it's not about pitying but it's just like like, man, that is hard.
So, um, so then Drew arrived. So that's why the kids carry 17 purses.
They have to have cushioning. Um, so Kelly, so Kelly does this whole speech that is, it's very moving.
And it's like, you know, you're like, damn, like you have a moment where you do have like, amidst all this, you say, wow, like these kids are, they have to deal with a lot, these kids, and they should not have to deal with it because they're kids and they're dealing with a lot it's a very it's a it's a halting moment and it's beautiful and lovely so of course drew sedora misses the whole thing so somehow drew drew sedora who had first dibs on the makeup person then somehow winds up showing up later after portia she shows up 66 minutes later and misses misses the whole important, the whole point of this entire event was this speech by Kelly. Yeah.
So she comes and they're like, have you spoken to Portia? Are you going to fight with Portia today? And Kenya's like, oh, she's right there. You can't miss those hips.
Come on. She's like, well, if I talk to you, then okay.
I mean, I'm just fine. I'm just not going to force anything, okay? So, now we get the Angela versus Shamia.
So, she's like, hey, Shamia, I think we got off on a bad foot, you know? And she's like, yeah, yeah, we did. We sure did.
We got off on a bad foot. Angela's like, well, that's just not the temperature of the room that I like to operate in.
And so, if there's any time that can talk, and then Shamia's like, well, I would love to talk, and I would love to meet Angela, not Drew's representative. And she goes, okay, well, that was Angela who you met.
That was. And she goes, oh, really? So you speak on Drew's behalf? And she goes, I will, if I want to.
And she's like, okay, well, then we don't need to talk about it because your feelings are what your feelings are. And she's like, okay.
And so are yours. And she's like, yes.
And so I'm cool on you. Thank you.
Thank you. You are dismissed.
And just like, oh, you're cool on me. Be nice then because you're a mean girl.
Okay. You're a mean girl, girl.
And Shamina goes, actually, you're the mean girl. And she goes, no, you're a mean girl.
It goes with your name, Shamina. You're a mean girl.
And Shamia doesn't get it. She goes, actually, my name is Shamia.
She goes, right, which is why I said Shamina. She's like, no, that's not my name.
My name is, you need to see my driver's license. Okay, what I'm trying to describe to you, so you have three syllables in your name, Sha, me, ah, and if you add an n into the middle one it becomes shamina do so do you see why the the name actually fits but that's my name and i will not be called by any name other than my own she's like oh my god not only are you being an asshole you're being an unfunny asshole she's like well i will not speak to you i'm shamia so shamia goes back to the nose thing and she's like well if you don't take it on back with that 99 nose then don't do that and she's like okay Flava Flav you need a clock like it didn't even make sense to me I just thought like like at that moment when she said it didn't make sense I just love that she's like okay Flava Flav you need a clock and so then so Angela explains she's like you know Flava Flav i laughed so hard this is being brought up in this episode got rick ross now we've got flavor flavor and his big clock but did she call shamiya flavor flavor i was like okay i'm officially on angela's side the rest of the season she already has one of my idols from the 90s so then um angela's explains that flavor flavor she's like you you know flavor was one of the biggest hype man and i feel like shamia is the loudest one in the room and portia is chuck d and i mean she just shows up and collects her check and shamia does all the hard work oh my gosh so she's like oh really well we're taking over for the 9-9 and the 2000 with that nose and kelly's like ladies ladies we need to know how to act in our environment what is happening here this is a ball mall yeah and samia's like well she needs some glue to get her nose back down and just like can someone can someone get your nose out of porsche's ass and kelly's like um okay everyone we're just still chop until we drop right here at bomb i like that it cuts to to portia and portia's like uh-uh i need lawyer money i'm not buying nothing smart uh britt's uh britt's like wait a minute i heard no's what the is happening over here and shamiya's like oh she's trying to read me about asking drew a simple question.
What I said was, are you dating? Are you a thing? And Angela's like, oh, really? Well, if she goes there, I would go there. And Portia's like, Shamia, you did talk about someone's nose.
Like, that's a physical feature. And Shamia's like, well, she called me Flavor Flav, so we're even.
And then Angela's saying, you know, I'm so calm. You you know my husband would be proud of me because i'm so calm and shamiya says she explains that she was flavor flav for halloween which maybe that was the true origin of the reference and she goes well i was flavor flav for halloween but i just didn't know that angela was going to be latoya jackson today yeah then it got to angela and i was like well that wasn't too far off.
So Brit's like, um, I don't want to laugh, but she does kind of look like Latoya Jackson. I just love that they're just going into these like pop culture references of the 80s and 90s.
It's like, that's all I need. And Kenya, who a few weeks from now is going to post naked pictures of Britney with dicks hitting her face or something.
We haven't seen it yet, so that's just a rumor. It's like, but wait, how do you insult a girl's nose? That's not right.
Morally, where does that come from? And Portia's like, why are y'all stuck on the nose? I mean, she called her flavor, I mean, tit for tat. Ladies, are you serious? You guys should have, you know, you guys should have saved that for the parking lot, not for inside.
Bama! We don't do that over here in Phipps. You do that in Lenox, but not in Phipps.
So now the party is going on, and Shamia is telling Drew, thank you for hearing me out. And again, I apologized for the other day if I embarrassed you.
That was not my intention. And Drew's like, I appreciate that.
I appreciate that. You know, I wore my Ivana wig.
It was a very important wig. And to be dressed down wearing an Ivana wig is very difficult.
You know, I'm sorry, Shamia, if you can't hear me, I was screaming all weekend on set for a horror movie in Puerto Rico. So, I to speak a little quietly i would have a more emphatic response to this but my voice is gone after my method acting in puerto rico i was in puerto rico puerto rico running from a killer it was very very scurry so um then uh kelly says announces to us that they raise about 30 000 well they people spend about 30 000 they raise a lot of money for the charity and everything and then drew goes up to portia and she's like portia you said you wanted to talk and portia's like yeah no i'm feeling good this week so i'm not feeling good so let's do it next week and he's like but we can talk now it's like no rather not and everyone's like oh okay yeah she's doing the um craig where she's like we're gonna talk on my own time i am a business person so then um we see the kids oh sorry well portia explains why because then she says you know she was like she was like she was like i want to talk to you, oh, you want to talk now? Where's this audacity coming from? And then I look back and the audacity is behind me with braids.
I said, oh, her sister's here. She brought Heavy D out.
I'm not going to get into this with deep people. It's like every day.
It's just one 90s reference after another. Heavy D just It just doesn't even...
Oh, my God. Like, calling Allison Heavy D? I don't even...
Oh, man. Yeah, so she's like, I'm not even about to get into this with two people on me.
So Drew's like, I mean, girl, you texted me that you wanted to talk, and now you don't want to talk. I mean, you can definitely come to the studio and we can have a conversation, but in a song? I don't know.
Will Dennis even be there? Probably. He's supposed to be executive producing this album.
Oh, my bro, who's only my producer and not my friend at all. And Porch is like, um, get me out of here.
And Kelly just says, that's a wrap. I'm sorry.
Can we just do that? Work waffle. It's a waffle.
It's a waffle wrapped around a sandwich. And that was the end of the episode.
So I was cracking up. So funny.
Love it. Thanks, everyone, for being here.
Hopefully, we'll see a bunch of you this weekend. And stick around for all sorts of fun recaps this week and we'll catch you in the next one bye everyone yeah to rejoin us uh today

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