#2988 Below Deck S12E14 Part 2: Don’t Speak

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This is part two of a two-part recap.

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But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode.

So now let's go to some messiness in the mouse.

Elaine is talking to Damo while she eats and says, you start to be bad people today on you.

He goes, what did I do?

You start to talk to me like from, you know, like at the beach, you know, where we were, and

that wasn't nice of you, what you said at the beach.

And he goes, well, you know, we were told we weren't allowed to talk to you.

Oh, my God.

You're five.

What is wrong with you?

You're the oldest, crinkliest five-year-old I've ever seen in my life.

Jeez.

Yeah, which is funny because when they show him at like age five, he's like the oldest, crinkliest five-year-old you've ever seen, too.

He looked very old at five years old.

Like he was, he looked like a little banker at five, didn't he?

Like a banker on the playground.

Did they show him?

Yeah, they showed little baby pictures.

Oh, I missed it.

Did he have highlights?

Was that like a thing that started when he was young?

Because I don't understand why someone in 2025 would do that.

He was wearing a Tony Collette t-shirt.

It was very strange.

Oh,

so

she's like, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Everyone on this bottle said, don't talk to Sean Sonning.

Yeah, not because we're really nasty, because you don't do any work when we talk to you, apparently.

God, this guy's so gross.

Yeah, he's so bad at this.

Then he's like, I think Selene has

a, as a person, has a fantastic mythical unicorn.

and her work ethic is just appalling really and it's just blatant disrespect towards the people that she's living with and working with and rainbow she's really feeling the strain and like she does bust her ass and i'm up on lights with her and it seems like she's carrying the weight of the world on her shoulders and slain is getting away with murder so then why are you going to agitate the situation by doing this thing that's a going to make salane feel really shitty and b is going to you know just cause chaos maybe in his mind he thought like wow i'm gonna i'm gonna break the news to her and she's gonna feel such immense shame that she's gonna be like scared straight and be a better worker but we know that's not how slain is going to operate no and i don't think he was doing it with that intention anyway because he's he's a guy and we know that he her next week so i think he's breaking her down to get into the fortress breaking it down a little bit to get in there it's an old guy i think that he doesn't like

i i think he doesn't like being told what to do and in this case he was told not to talk to celine and there's almost like an implication that like his previous talking to celine is is part of the problem.

I don't think he likes that.

And this was his little rebellion to be like, you don't have to be a good person.

I mean, in my estimation, he's just being mean.

Like, he was being mean to her on the beach.

He wasn't being very nice to her.

And then now he's kind of being mean again by making it sound like everybody hates her.

I mean, he's just, he's just

want to be a bad guy.

He is really uncomfortable being a bad guy.

This is what we've seen all season.

And when she's like, why are you being a dick to me?

He would rather throw everything into disarray and be like, oh, I'm not inherently a bad guy.

I was ordered to do this.

It's not actually me.

And we know he doesn't like being a bad guy because when he hooked up with Celine before, and then Kyle, he told Kyle, like, hey, you're mad at me.

And Kyle was like, clearly mad at him.

Then Damo went and started undermining Kyle because he doesn't want to be seen as the bad guy.

Yeah.

And also, it could be revenge, you know, like slight revenge because Fraser, you know, he got in trouble for the stuff last week with the chef.

So maybe he's getting back at Fraser by getting Fraser in trouble.

I don't know.

It's so stupid.

There's like so many little layers, but I think think ultimately he's just an asshole.

I don't like him.

Yeah.

So, um,

and he does this, by the way, Fraser's right there.

Fraser is sitting at the next table.

And also crazy that Fraser doesn't say anything right then and there.

Why doesn't Fraser like jump in and say, um,

like just shut it down and say, the reason why I, and Selene, let me clarify this.

The reason what I said was I don't want people distracting you because you're easily distracted.

And I'm, and, and that's the end of it.

And if you don't want, if you don't want this to happen, then be more focused.

Like instead, he just goes, he literally leaves the room.

He leaves.

Yeah.

Well, that's the thing.

Like Fraser is fine with just setting everybody else off and letting everybody else take the blame.

It's shitty.

You know, it's shitty.

He should have said something right then and there, but no, he's going to watch her spiral and just

because he knows what's going to happen.

He's known Celaine long enough to know if she's already being confrontational about it.

She's going to ask everybody until they, until she finds out, and it's just going to cause more discord.

So what is his real goal here?

You know?

I don't know.

I think he's more like, I don't want to fire her, so I'm just going to make her make an ass out of herself in front of everybody else.

So maybe they'll fire her, or they'll get her fired.

So I don't have to look like the bad guy to the internet.

I don't know what he's doing, but he's coming off as a great wuss in this situation.

Yeah, so he goes up to Hugo and he's like, I'm worried I'm going to face an issue because Celine's been told by your crew the rule that we had and that is immature.

And Hugo's like, oh, God, what the fuck?

He's like, and this is going against what our crew needs.

I don't know if you told them not to say anything, but surely they would know not to say anything to her, right?

He's like, well, I said don't fucking distract her on the beach.

I mean, they're fucking having a hard enough time with Fraser, like, well, doesn't want us to have a hard enough time.

And Fraser doesn't want us distracting her, so don't fucking talk.

You would just think it would be implied, but I, you know, whatever.

So he's like, sorry, I didn't mean for that to explode in your face.

But also

going and saying, Fraser made me do that is weak.

Yeah.

You're not going to get people falling in line.

People are not going to take it seriously.

Basically, everybody in this situation handled it badly.

All of them.

So Anthony is now making his boob cake and he's like, oh, I feel like Michael Anchido sculpting the marble right now.

Really?

Because those are some uneven half-ass cakes.

That is some half-ass work you're doing right there.

He made these like two little round things, cut them all unevenly.

And what did he do?

Just shove some whipped cream in there?

come on now

yeah it was little

odd looking yeah so then fraser's checking in on sulane and uh she's like guess what the deck hand made some new rules about me don't speak to sulane and then rainbow's like well that's your own fault she goes i don't understand and fraser goes it's not it's don't distract sulane she goes no different but so no no no it's like different rules eh so don't speak to zulane about when you work hey we are here to work we always work so don't speak to sulane why does fraser not say the deck crew did not make that rule?

I made that rule.

How does he like not correct her in that moment?

Yeah, and he's like, well, I cannot put Celaine on a leash and follow her around and make sure she's doing her work.

I mean, she really is replaceable, but I want to try and fix this for her and for our team and make sure we can make it to the end.

No, you want to make it to the end, but you're not willing to do the, you're trying to make everybody else do your job.

And yes, you can.

I think you're right, Ben, that yes, you can put her on a leash and follow her around.

I mean, figuratively, you could be there on the beach and tell her to stop talking to people.

The hell?

Some, someone got into Fraser's head that someone said, Fraser's not a good leader because when it gets tough, he just tries to get people fired.

Maybe because,

I mean, the captain said, we see a clip of the captain telling him last season, listen, leadership is not firing people.

Leadership is.

working with people and figuring whatever he says.

They showed the clip in this episode of him being like, you can't just fire everybody, dude.

Like, you actually got to learn how to work with different personalities, even if you don't like them.

This is a perfection.

That's right.

But like, when Fraser says she's replaceable, maybe you need to make her feel like she's replaceable, or maybe you should replace her.

Like,

it's, I just feel like he's acting so, he's acting in a very powerless way.

He's just not acting in a way where someone is going to grow from it.

He's, he's just not.

This is why I say that he's just, I don't know if he has

like a management skill set in him.

You know who's acting in a way that will make her grow and be better?

And we've seen it.

Barbara and Rainbow.

Both are very good with her.

Barbara's especially good with her.

I mean,

Rainbow's technique could use some Zhujing special J, but yeah,

definitely Barbara.

But I think Barbara have done a really good job with her.

I mean, Selene's a lot better than when she started.

And a lot of this we have to remember is Selene is some love island girl that they put on the cast for drama.

She's not, she doesn't know how to do this.

There's always one a season and she's at least learned.

I mean, she's doing a lot better.

Even, she's even getting compliments from Rainbow occasionally.

So

Barbara had the right thing, which is that she just yelled at her.

She just would yell and be like, I'm not, I don't want to hear any of your excuses.

I'm telling you what you did wrong.

Go fix it.

That's what Celaine needs.

She needs like, she's like a kid who is like going to push the boundaries and push the parameters and going to see what they can get away with.

And you just need to give like a like a swift rebuke and say, No, absolutely not.

And like Barbara was great with that.

100%.

Get the fly swater out.

Yeah.

Okay.

Get the water gun, you know, and like squirt her when she gets on the counter.

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Okay, where else?

Where else do I shop these days?

Yeah, it's like a, I don't know.

I feel like I'm in the mob.

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It's a five pack and it came in different colors.

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Hope you like it, everybody.

Should tell everybody about it on Amazon Live next time.

If you like to.

Oh, I will.

Oh, I will.

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You put a rod in there?

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So Hugo meets with Damo and he's like, What happened with Celaine?

He's like, Well, why are you asking me?

I mean, you never said, Don't tell her.

He's like, Yeah, but I think it was understood.

He's like, Well, when you come and tell me that I can't talk to her on the beach, it's like, Okay, sweet.

Like, we're treating her like a child now.

Yes, that is actually exactly right.

If you've listened to this entire podcast, we've referred to Celaine as a child the entire time.

And guess what?

You are one too.

You are too.

Like, I have to tell you not to run and tattletale to your sister.

I mean, seriously,

my god and he's like well i mean there's just so much drama over this shit i'm really over it well sorry i put you in a bad place but this is not my fault it is it's literally personally

no it's literally all his fault and this is his whole thing he's like i'm in a selfish part of my life right now and i just have to think about me it's like no you know what you're in a stupid part of your life and i think it's going to last for the next 70 years so then

you say that like i'm just in a selfish part of my life no you're just selfish You're selfish.

You don't get to say, like, oh, it's just that fun, selfish chapter.

You're just selfish.

You're selfish.

So then Shannon is

the lady, and she's like, well, here's a bidding farewell to your breasts, friends.

Okay.

May the special occasion give you the perfect lift.

Cheers to the lady.

Hurrah.

of your tatas.

The last hurrah.

Not the lady, hurrah.

I'm drunk.

The last hurrah of your tatas.

So they they toast because the cake comes out and everything and i like i like emily she's like um thank you guys so much and thank you for being here and you know this is the last time you see them but they're gonna be back bigger and better than ever

frazier's like i thought that was like

Yeah, and we see that the nipples are like strawberries or something.

And then there's some sort of green stuff under it.

Fraser's like, what was that?

I didn't see much about breasts but I don't think the areolas are green so then everyone goes to bed

have you hung out with Kyle because I'll bet Kyle's have turned green on occasion uh he's so gross so rainbow oh Kyle Kyle yeah

oh Kyle this Kyle Kyle still yeah there's definitely some gangrene happening in his area

you know he's like slept in the winter outside and come back in with green nipples and been like the crow back

So, Rain

is giving Selene some glasses, and she's like, Um, I'm gonna give you some glasses for the bar.

That's work, your favorite thing.

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we are good, we are good.

It is 11.

Hell yeah, we're good tonight.

I like this.

Yeah, I don't have energy.

I don't have energy.

She's like, Yeah, I like it.

Maybe it's wigs.

Okay, we see tomorrow.

I don't know.

Yeah, they're getting along finely, and they can't understand why.

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So then Jess gets into bed with Barbara and Damo is working on deck.

So Selene is cleaning the bar and talking to Damo.

And she's like, oh, this is why I wanted to be taken to do baby nap like you.

You know, you can take baby nap.

So you okay?

She's like, why am I not okay?

Oh, it's all short in the cream biscuits.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, you want to, you want?

I to stop to talk to you?

You're allowed to.

I can talk to you now.

He's like, no, no, I don't want you to stop.

Like, you can work and you can talk now.

She's like, yes, of course.

But these people who make this rule don't think and like, they don't believe in me.

So, like, I'm going to investigate tomorrow and I will know.

And I'm going to speak to him because I know, I know it's the man who came up with this.

I have to find out what happened.

I don't know who did it, who said it, or why you don't tell me in the first period.

But I'm feeling maybe persecuted.

I'm persecuted

someone wants me to stay in shadow no someone wants to stay in shadow and persecute i am persecuted

well you are being persecuted but um

i think it's a it's it's a good it's a good persecution i think we're gonna i'm gonna sign off on this persecution

deserve it

you think it's a deserved persecution is what you're saying even a broken persecution is right twice a day

so uh let's take the let's take the the judgment out of who we call persecutors.

Yeah.

You know, listen, you can't spell persecute without cute, okay?

It can be a nice thing.

Or purse.

And who doesn't like purses?

Who doesn't like cute purses?

Where did that term even come from?

Purse of cute.

It's like your top.

I love your purse.

So cute.

Purse is cute.

Purse cute.

Purse, you're cute.

The next day,

yeah,

we're really, this is, you know, out of control.

Everyone's having breakfast, and Kyle is bragging.

he's like so so hus came crawling back she came in and give me a good night kiss last night crawling back

oh man uh like i just

i really don't care so then we go to carrie's

what are you trying to make what are you trying to make just jealous she's like whatever so then uh yeah all right everybody remember yesterday medmore god that was rough all right but we're all still alive i think jess glad you got your headstone back on let's get rid of of this these guests all right let's get rid of them

all right selene if you'd like to do your weekly falling over for no good reason that was your gentleman and then we cut to sale and bringing a bag off the boat and just falling off onto the dock like i mean she really falls a lot

um

So Rainbow's like, are you okay?

She goes, oh, yes, the blood is inside.

I'm fine.

She goes, um, you fucked up the suitcase.

Oh, Celine did, but you don't care.

Only the suitcase.

She goes, yeah, the first question I asked you is, if you're good, and you said you're good, but you can't drop a fucking guest suitcase, bro.

So then the guests leave, they hug, they say goodbye.

Trip of a lifetime.

And that's all that nice stuff.

And then it's time to clean.

And now it is time for our tip meeting.

Well, what a lovely group of people.

Really, really happy with this charter.

We're just about at the end of our charter season, and I want to keep that momentum going.

It's school night, so don't have much time to time to turn the boat around, quite literally, Medmore style.

I need everyone firing on all cylinders tomorrow, assuming you have a cylinder.

Selene.

Alrighty, today's tip is $21,000, which is actually pretty low, but we're not going to make fun of these people because, you know, the C word and not that kind of C word.

So that works out to being $1,615 each.

Thank you, everyone.

I wondered about this.

So this wasn't much higher than the tip they all cried about.

So is it because it was a shorter charter maybe it was a little shorter i don't know but it seemed like it was full of more peril what with all that medmooring

medmore med

so demo likes making money um because it's more than he makes in australia that's for sure when i grew up money was tight i like through high school and everything i worked

So I've been responsible with my money because I've always had to earn it.

I'm making money, laughing with friends, tattletailing on people, being out in cities, you know, getting shot down by multiple women and men, traveling the world, seeing amazing places, meeting amazing people.

God, making bad choices in between.

God, that dick piercing, still really a punch in the dick, quite literally.

But, you know, it's good fun.

It's good fun.

Having a great time.

Having a great time.

So then Anthony puts out this lunch.

This was steak and crab legs.

I was like, and these fuckers, this demo had the nerve to complain last week, be like, this is it?

Or two weeks ago, this is all we get for lunch when this guy's like giving them crab legs on the regular.

And then you like, one week, you get like a sandwich the way every single other person in the world eats.

Actually, that's not even true.

Like, it's not that, but I'm meaning that like sandwiches are not a crazy thing.

Like, it's not crazy that for lunch, you're just stuck with a sandwich.

It's just what happens sometime.

And

sometimes, and the fact that this guy's getting crab legs now, and then we don't even see, maybe this happened, it wasn't shown, but the fact that he wasn't like, wow, thanks.

You really went above and beyond for us.

I was just like, this guy's such a spoiled brat.

I know right after his monologue about how not spoiled he is.

Yeah.

So, um, they, so Damo, of course, doesn't even know how to eat a fucking crab leg, which Dom was shocked.

So he has to ask.

And he's like, so does anybody but Celaine know how to crack these?

And Celaine is like, oh, Captain Carrie, by the way, did you make rules about me?

You made rules.

You made rules about me.

And he's like, oh.

Jess is like, oh, my God.

He goes, did I make rules about you?

Yes, I want to know.

Did you make a rule?

What is this rule?

Because I hear someone making rules about me and I'm rule.

And don't speak to Celaine.

And everybody have to avoid me while we are working.

So I just want to know.

And he goes, you think I made that?

And of course, Fraser is still sitting there not saying a thing.

Yeah, as usual.

I do.

He's like, well, my understanding is Fraser asked the dick crew to stop harassing you so you can do your job.

It's like, and Barbara's like, harassing?

She's like, harassing.

And Carrie's like, all right, because

we want you to succeed in your job.

So Carrie tells us, like, yeah, I don't think that she understands really how to talk to your superior, especially the captain.

But like, the fact is this, she's the one who needs to start doing her work.

She's the one who needs to go, you know, hey, look, you're distracting me.

I got to focus.

Got to do a med more with the vacuum right now.

Get out of my face.

That's on her.

But just the language they're using, it's not that they're distracting her.

She is the one talking to everybody.

It's not like they're coming up and distracting her.

So he goes, so you understand?

No.

It's about just and Fraser says, it's about distracting you.

Oh, so someone told all the deck crew, you think Captain was upset about my question?

And Barbara's like, yeah, you shouldn't have asked about this, babe.

Come on.

No.

And because at this point, Carrie has left the table.

He's just like, whatever.

Fuck this.

He's going off to his area.

And Jess is like, You never should have asked.

Also, I'm going to be quite honest with you guys, even if this carries many consequences for my actions.

I'm so sorry to do this while everyone is eating, but like, I don't want people coming to us and telling us that we can't speak to you.

You haven't been doing your job.

And to counter that, they are trying to take things away that are distracting you.

And for one, it is

Consequences.

Either you didn't get distracted or they would have fired you.

That would have been it.

So instead of firing you, they wanted to be like, let's put you in an environment that we can make her work better.

And that's what it was.

But it's making our team look bad.

And I'm not going to take that.

Okay.

Like, well, also, your team looks bad because you

like you're not doing, you're not.

honoring the spirit of the of the rules that were set out in front of you so like that's on you as well but yeah i think jess's point is like actually very strong.

Yeah.

But also Jess is the one like dropping the shackles or whatever at the wrong time and stuff like getting and not communicating right and stuff like that.

But okay.

Yeah.

But in this, in this, I'll give it to her.

And so Celaine's like, it is not exactly this.

And Hugo says, so, so, it is exactly that.

It is 100%

this.

But Captain say the same thing.

Well, he's at lunch.

I mean, go into the office and talk to private.

You're not supposed to be talking in front of everybody to the captain

you keep doing these things and you don't realize that they are the repercussions

and that's that's her whole season her whole season consequences to your actions

and that's not okay you need to take responsibility for that i'm not going to take this i don't know this i don't know that bs don't come here with that i'm so angry i'm going to walk awkwardly behind you on the stall and get out of here repercussions

You speak to me?

Yes, I'm speaking to you.

Don't come here with that.

I don't want that.

What I told you is super clear.

You are disrespectful.

And the fact that you don't see it blows my mind.

It blows it.

Okay, Selene.

This is what we call in English a last resort, but it's nothing personal from any of us.

And, oh, God, I'm so, so.

I'm sorry for raising my voice.

I shouldn't have.

Oh, God.

Oh,

speaking loudly.

Go, go.

Raise your voice again if you want.

I don't care.

I don't care.

Raise it.

Raise it up.

You know what?

I'm not even sorry, to be honest.

So now Carrie is radioing Fraser up to the wheelhouse and Selene is upset and she's crying.

She's like, it is more painful because it comes from chess.

What did I do to deserve that?

I work hard.

I do my best.

I try.

I don't know.

i would never ever let someone be alone like this

and she cries and i actually did feel kind of bad for her because that's crazy like this this like came to a big head of course she's a dummy for bringing that up in front of everybody to the captain so she's hard to stick up for i'm i'll i'll say that yeah it's not a nice feeling so i felt bad for her because she's a human it's not not nice to know that like everyone's sort of like been told to avoid you but you also um are

you're you're kind of a a dumb

fucker.

So then Carrie is like, all right, Fraser, I want to go over the uncomfortable conversation at the table there.

I was a bit thrown off.

It was a bit bold of her to just come out like that, like let her know that was inappropriate.

I'm not a workmate.

I'm a captain.

A captain of adventure.

Someone who just survived at Medmore and St.

Bart's, okay?

So what's happening on your end?

He's like, well, I've been struggling with Celine since day one.

We brought her from a green stew to someone who's now more like a chartreuse stew.

And I don't know, she can work a whole charter.

She can go from charter one to charter seven.

I'm like, no, she can't work a whole charter season.

You just haven't fired her because I don't know why.

But I'm very proud of her, and it's been incredibly difficult and frustrating and draining, absolutely, but I'm proud of her.

Alright, well, what have we got to work this out?

Alright, what do we got to do?

Selene does bring an energy to the boat that's appreciated, but there is a line all right there's also a way to hold the line there's also a way to drop the line there's also a way to cross the line but if you cross the lines you could kill everybody on board what's it gonna be phrase

well there are no other line options i don't know i don't like them very much okay i'll speak to her very quickly so then um uh demo demo and hugo were just like talking about this the situation doesn't really matter and then fraser goes and finds Selane.

It's like, Selane, I just want to talk about earlier about what the captain and about how you talk to the captain and speaking to the captain.

It's just, it's uncomfortable for him.

And meetings are held individually or within departments, not over the lunch table, Selene.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

But if I do bad job, maybe someone can tell me before everybody doing bad job, doing bad job, or you're doing bad job, or doing bad job.

Yes, but when I've come to you, I've been frustrated many, many times.

Can we

tell me the clips?

Look, here come several scenes in a row of me being so frustrated and me telling you clearly what you have to do better.

Here's the first clip.

Celaine, would you like to have lunch with me?

Okay.

Okay, roll the second clip.

That one wasn't very good.

Celaine, listen to Rainbow Moore.

I'm going to go eat lunch.

All right.

Well,

roll the most incriminating one.

Celaine.

Just phraser vacuuming.

Sorry, Celaine.

I can't hear you.

I know you're working when you're working, but when you're not working, other people are still working.

Do you understand?

And that's frustrating for the team.

It's frustrating to me.

I just want you in the last trip to give it your all.

Enjoy it.

Celaine, we love you.

Everyone here loves you.

Most of them, actually, physically, multiple times.

Oh, stop saying to people I'm doing a bad job.

I'm not saying you're doing a bad job.

I'm just saying you're bad at your job.

No, because

if I was doing bad job, I left earlier.

Because all of the tech teams think Serena bad job.

So why I here?

Why?

Why?

Why am I here if I do bad job?

My biggest mistake in the past was being reactive, was letting people trigger me, and the easier way out was firing people.

I really want to finish the season with the same team I set out with, for no good reason, except for this.

I just decided I want that.

So she has this last chance to get her shit together, and I don't want to fire her because we might not have an option.

Um, you're here because you have made a huge progression.

Also, you're extremely entertaining in a group of mostly boring people, let's face it, and the producers would not let us fire you.

So, you are a very enjoyable person to work with.

And this tactic didn't work, did it?

And she's like, oh finish are you finish are you finish like yeah i think you might need to let her calm down a bit because at this point with how you've handled this yes it did become the entire boat turning on salane and coming at salane instead of you just nipping this in the bud so yeah your tactic didn't work sorry yeah it did not did not work yeah well that was it um thanks everyone for being here it was fun yeah fun times so i guess we've got two episodes left of this craziness

yep and then then we go right back to the Mediterranean.

More med for the Mediterranean.

More med, med, more.

All right, everybody.

We will talk to you next time.

Bye.

Bye.

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