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Hi everyone, welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap.
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But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode.

So now let's go to some messiness in the mouse. Elaine is talking to Damo while she eats and say,

you start to be bad people today on you. He goes, what did I do? You start to talk to me like from, you know, like at the beach, you know, where we were, and

that wasn't nice of you, what you said at the beach. And he goes, well, you know, we were told we weren't allowed to talk to you.
Oh my God.

You five? What is wrong with you?

You're the oldest, crinkliest five-year-old I've ever seen in my life. Jeez.
Yeah.

Which is funny because when they show him at like age five, he's like the oldest, crinkliest five-year-old you've ever seen too. He looked very old at five years old.

Like he was, he looked like a little banker at five, didn't he? Like a banker on the playground. Did they show him?

Yeah, they showed little baby pictures. Oh, I missed it.
Did he have highlights? Was that like a thing that started when he was young? Because I don't understand why someone in 2025 would do that.

He was wearing a Tony Collette t-shirt. It was very strange.

Oh,

so

she's like, wait, wait, wait, wait. Everyone on this bottle said, don't talk to Sean Soning.
Yeah, not because we're really nasty, because you don't do any work when we talk to you, apparently.

God, this guy's so gross.

Yeah, he's so bad at this. Then he's like, I think Selene

as a person has a fantastic mythical unicorn. And her work ethic is just appalling, really.
And it's just blatant disrespect towards the people that she's living with and working with.

And Rainbow, she's really feeling the strain. And like, she does bust her ass.
And I'm up on lights with her. And it seems like she's carrying the weight of the world on her shoulders.

And and Slayton is getting away with murder.

So then why are you going to agitate the situation by doing this thing that's A, going to make Selene feel really shitty and B is going to just cause chaos? Maybe in his mind he thought like, wow,

I'm going to break the news to her and she's going to feel such immense shame that she's going to be like scared straight and be a better worker. But we know that's not how Selene is going to operate.

No, and I don't think he was doing it with that intention anyway, because he's a guy. And we know that he fucks her next week.

so i think he's breaking her down to get into the fortress breaking it down a little bit to get in there

old guy i think that he doesn't like

i i think he doesn't like being told what to do and in this case he was told not to talk to celine and there's almost like an implication that like his previous talking to celine is is part of the problem i don't think he likes that and this was his little rebellion to be like you don't think he's just being i mean in my in my estimation he's just being mean like he was being mean to her on the beach he wasn't being very nice to her and then now he's kind of being mean again by making it sound sound like everybody hates her.

I mean, he's just, he's just he also doesn't want to be a bad guy. He is really uncomfortable being a bad guy.
This is what we've seen all season. And when she's like, why were you being a dick to me?

He would rather throw everything into disarray and be like, oh, I'm not inherently a bad guy. I was ordered to do this.
It's not actually me.

And we know he doesn't like being a bad guy because when he hooked up with Selene before, and then Kyle, he told Kyle, like, hey, you're mad at me. And Kyle was like, clearly mad at him.

Then Damo went and started undermining Kyle because he doesn't want to be be seen as the bad guy. Yeah.

And also it could be revenge, you know, like slight revenge because Fraser, you know, he got in trouble for the stuff last week with the chef.

So maybe he's getting back at Fraser by getting Fraser in trouble.

I don't know. It's so stupid.
There's like so many little layers, but I think ultimately he's just an asshole. I don't like him.

Yeah.

So, um,

and he does this, by the way, Fraser's right there. Fraser is sitting at the next table.
And also crazy that Fraser doesn't say anything right then and there. Why doesn't Fraser like jump in and say,

like, just shut it down and say, the reason why I, and Selene, let me clarify this. The reason what I said was I don't want people distracting you because you're easily distracted.

And I'm, and, and that's the end of it. And if you don't want, if you don't want this to happen, then be more focused.
Like instead, he just goes, he literally leaves the room. He leaves.
Yeah.

Well, that's the thing. Like Fraser is fine with just setting everybody else off and letting everybody else take the blame.

It's shitty you know it's shitty he should have said something right then and there but no he's gonna watch her spiral and just

because he knows what's gonna happen he's known salane long enough to know if she's already being confrontational about it she's gonna ask everybody until they until she finds out and it's just gonna cause more discord so what is his real goal here you know

I don't know.

I think he's more like, I don't want to fire her. So I'm just going to make her make an ass out of herself in front of everybody else.
And maybe they'll fire her or they'll get her fired.

So I don't have to look like the bad guy to the internet. I don't know what he's doing, but he's coming off as a great wuss in this situation.

Yeah, so he goes up to Hugo and he's like, I'm worried I'm going to face an issue because Celine's been told by your crew the rule that we had and that is immature.

And Hugo's like, oh God, what the fuck? He's like, and this is going against what our crew needs.

I don't know if you told them not to say anything, but surely they would know not to say anything to her, right? He's like, well, I said don't fucking distract her on the beach.

I mean, they're fucking having a hard enough time time with Fraser doesn't want us to have a hard enough time. And Fraser doesn't want us distracting her.
So don't fucking talk.

You would just think it would be implied, but, you know, whatever. So he's like, sorry, I didn't mean for that to explode in your face.
But also

going and saying Fraser made me do it is weak. Yeah.

You're not going to get people falling in line. People are not going to take it seriously.

Basically, everybody in this situation handled it badly. All of them.

So Anthony is now making his boob cake and he's like, oh i feel like michael anchedo sculpting the marble right now i'm really because those are some uneven half-ass cakes

that is some half-ass work you're doing right there he made these like two little round things cut them all uneven unevenly and what did he do just shove some whipped cream in there come on now

yeah it was little

odd looking yeah so then fraser's checking in on silene and uh she's like guess what did they make some new rules about me don't speak to Selene. And then Rainbow's like, well, that's your own fault.

She goes, I don't understand. And Fraser goes, it's not.
It's don't distract Sulane. She goes, no, different.
So, no, no, no. It's like different rules, eh?

So don't speak to Sulane about when you work. We are here to work.
We always work. So don't speak to Selene.
Why does Fraser not say the deck crew did not make that rule? I made that rule.

How does he like not correct her in that moment? Yeah, and he's like, well, I cannot put Selene on a leash and follow her around and make sure she's doing her work.

I mean, she really is replaceable, replaceable, but I want to try and fix this for her and for our team and make sure we can make it to the end.

No, you want to make it to the end, but you're not willing to do the, you're trying to make everybody else do your job. And yes, you can.

I think you're right, Ben, that yes, you can put her on a leash and follow her around. I mean, figuratively, you could be there on the beach and tell her to stop talking to people.
The hell?

Someone got into Fraser's head that someone said Fraser's not a good leader because when it gets tough, he just tries to get people fired. Maybe not.
Because

Well, the captain, like, I mean, the captain said, we see a clip of the captain telling him last season, listen, leadership is not firing people.

Leadership is working with people and figuring whatever he says. They showed the clip in this episode of him being like, you can't just fire everybody, dude.

Like, you actually got to learn how to work with different personalities, even if you don't like them. This is a profession.

That's right. But like when Fraser says she's replaceable, maybe you need to make her feel like she's replaceable or maybe you should replace her.
Like

it's, I just feel like he's acting so he's acting in a very powerless way. He's just not acting in a way where someone is going to grow from it.
He's, he's just not.

This is why I say that he's just, I don't know if he has

like a management skill set in him. You know who's acting in a way that will make her grow and be better? And we've seen it.
Barbara and Rainbow. Both are very good with her.

Barbara's especially good with her. Not Rainbow.
I mean,

Rainbow's technique could use some Zhujing special J.

But yeah,

definitely Barbara. But I think Barbara have done a really good job with her.
I mean, Selene's a lot better than when she started.

And a lot of this we have to remember is Selene is some love island girl that they put on the cast for drama. She's not, she doesn't know how to do this.

There's always one a season, and she's at least learned. I mean, she's doing a lot better.
Even she's even getting compliments from Rainbow occasionally.

Barbara had the right thing, which is that she just yelled at her. She just would yell and be like, I'm not, I don't want to hear any of your excuses.
I'm telling you what you did wrong. Go fix it.

That's what Saleh needs. She needs like, she's like a kid who is going to push the boundaries and push the parameters and going to see what they can get away with.

And you just need to give like a like a swift rebuke and say, no, absolutely not. And like Barbara was great with that.

Yeah. Yeah.
100%.

Fly swater out. Okay.
Get the water gun, you know, and like squirt her when she gets on the counter. Look at my shiny shirt.
Do you like my shiny shirts, man?

I think you can make the screen bigger since I'm sitting so far away from my computer screen today. I have to actually make it keep shaking.
My shiny shirt.

It is shiny. You like it?

This is

shiny.

It's that like workout material. It's that stretchy workout material.
Where do you think, Ben? Amazon. Okay.
Where else?

Where else do I shop these days?

Yeah, it's like a, I don't know. I feel like I'm in the mob.
And now I have like five. It's a five pack and it came in different colors.
So it's my new Krappens uniform. Hope you like it, everybody.

Should tell everybody about it on Amazon Live next time. If you like to.
Oh, I will. Oh, I will.

Okay. So now the guests are like, wow, Captain, great job parking the boat, huh? So Anthony is making his dinner and the guests are talking about getting penile implants if he can't get it up.

And Carrie's eating with them. So he's like, oh, wait, what do you do? You put a rod in there? They're like, No, it's a pump.
You know, you just pump it up if you ever need it.

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I need a deep pump. Unpump this

more,

this more med mooring. All right, hey, you know what they call my penis, Randolph Australia, the med more.

If you're wondering why this table feels like it's about five or six inches tall at tonight, you're welcome.

Unpump.

All right, for tonight for mink calls uh we have surf and tough with filain men young wobsty tail and i would just like to add i made it while i was thinking about trauma in my past people who have died and it's very very hurtful okay enjoy

so hugo meets with demo and he's like what happened with saline he's like well why are you asking me i mean you never said don't tell her he's like yeah but i think it was understood he's like well when you come and tell me that i can't talk to her on the beach it's like okay sweet like we're treating her like a child now.

Yes, that is actually exactly right. If you've listened to this entire podcast, we've referred to Celine as a child the entire time.
And guess what? You are one too.

You are too.

Like, I had to tell you not to run and tattletale to your sister. I mean, seriously.

My God. And he's like, well, I mean, there's just so much drama over this shit.
I'm really over it. Well, sorry I put you in a bad place, but this is not my fault.
It is. It's literally all his fault.

Personally, it's

no, it's literally all his fault.

And this is his whole thing. He's like, I'm in a selfish part of my life right now.
And I just have to think about me. It's like, no, you know what? You're in a stupid part of your life.

And I think it's going to last for the next 70 years. So then

you don't say that. Like, I'm just in a selfish part of my life.
No, you're just selfish. You're selfish.
You don't get to say, like, oh, it's just that fun, selfish chapter. You're just selfish.

You're selfish.

So then Shannon is

the lady, and she's like, well, here's a bidding farewell to your breasts, friends. Okay, may the special occasion give you the perfect lift.
Cheers to the lady. Hurrah of your tatas.
The last hurrah.

Not the lady, hurrah. I'm drunk.
The last hurrah of your tatas.

So they toast because the cake comes out and everything. And I like, I like Emily.
She's like,

thank you guys so much. And thank you for being here.
And, you know, this is the last time you see them, but they're going to be back bigger and better than ever.

Fraser's like, I thought that was like,

yeah, and we see the nipples are like strawberries or something, and then there's some sort of green stuff under it. Frazier's like, what was that?

I don't know much about breasts, but I don't think the areola's a green.

So then everyone goes to bed.

Have you hung out with Kyle? Because I'll bet Kyle's have turned green on occasion.

He's so gross.

So, Rainbow. Oh, Kyle.
Kyle, yeah.

Oh, Kyle. This Kyle.
Kyle Stilly. Yeah.
There's definitely some gangrene happening in this area.

You know, he's like slept in the winter outside and come back in with green nipples and been like, well, the cruel back.

So Rainbow

is giving Selene some glasses and she's like, um, I'm going to give you some glasses for the bar. That's work, your favorite thing.
It's like, oh, no, wait, no, wait.

We are good. We are good.
It is 11.

hell yeah we're good tonight i like this yeah i don't have energy i don't have energy she's like yeah i like it maybe it's wigs okay we see tomorrow i don't know yeah they're getting along finally and they can't understand why

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so then just gets into bed with barbara and demo is working on deck so selene is cleaning the bar and talking to demo

and she's like oh this is why i wanted to be the

baby nap like you you know you can take baby nap

So, are you okay? She's like, Why am I not okay? Oh, it's all shot in the cream. She goes, Oh, so

you want to

stop to talk with you? You're allowed to talk to you now. He's like, No, no, I don't want you to stop.
Like, you can work and you can talk now.

She's like, Yes, of course, but these people who make this rule don't think, and like they don't believe in me. So, like, I'm going to investigate tomorrow, and I will know.

And I'm going to speak to him because I know, I know it's the man who came up with this.

I have to find out what happened. I don't know who did it, who said it, or why you don't tell me in the first period.
But I'm feeling maybe persecuted. I'm persecuted.

Someone wants me to stay in shadow. No, someone wants to stay in shadow and persecute.
I am persecuted.

Well, you are being persecuted, but

I think

it's a good persecution. I think we're going to...
I'm going to sign off on this persecution.

Deserve and support it. You think it's a deserved persecution, is what you're saying.

Even a broken persecution is right twice a day.

So

let's take the judgment out of who we call persecutors. Yeah, you know, listen, you can't spell persecute without cute, okay? It can be a nice thing.
Or perse.

But who doesn't like purses? Who doesn't like cute purses? Where did that term even come from? Purse of cute. It's like your top.
I love your purse of cute. That was so cute.
Purse is cute.

Purse, cute. Purse, you cute.

The next day,

yeah,

we're really, this is, you know, out of control. Everyone's having breakfast.
And Kyle is bragging. He's like, Sosa Huss came crawling back.
She came in and give me a good night kiss last night.

Crawling back.

Oh,

man.

Like, I just,

I really don't care. So then we go to Carrie's anger.

What are you trying to make Jess jealous? She's like, whatever. So then, yeah.
All right, everybody. Remember yesterday? Medmore.

God, that was rough all right but we're all still alive i think jess glad you got your head sewn back on let's get rid of this these guests all right let's get rid of them

all right selene if you'd like to do your weekly falling over for no good reason that was your chess and then we cut to salane bringing a bag off the boat and just falling off onto the dock like i mean she really falls a lot

um

so rainbow's like are you okay she goes oh yes the blood is inside. I'm fine.
She goes, you fucked up the suitcase. Oh, Celine did, but you don't care.
Only the suitcase.

She goes, yeah, the first question I asked you is if you're good. And you said you're good, but you can't drop a fucking guest suitcase, bro.

So then the guests leave, they hug, they say goodbye. Trip of a lifetime.
And that's all that nice stuff. And then it's time to clean.
And now it is time for our tip meeting.

Well, what a lovely group of people.

Really, really hippy happy with this charter. We're just about at the end of our charter season, and I want to keep that momentum going.

It's school night, so don't have much time to talk time to turn the boat around, quite literally, medmore style. I need everyone firing on all cylinders tomorrow, assuming you have a cylinder.
Selene.

Alrighty, today's tip is $21,000, which is actually pretty low, but we're not going to make fun of these people because, you know, the C-word and not that kind of C-word.

So that works out to being $1,615 each. Thank you, everyone.
I wondered wondered about this so this wasn't much higher than the the tip they all cried about so is it because it was a shorter charter

maybe it was a little shorter I don't know but it seemed like it was full of more peril what with all that medmoring med more

med dead more

so demo likes making money

because it's more than he makes in Australia, that's for sure. When I grew up, money was tight.

Like through high school and everything, I worked.

So I've been responsible with my money because I've always had to earn it.

I'm making money, laughing with friends, tattletailing on people, being out in cities, you know, getting shot down by multiple women and men, traveling the world, seeing amazing places, meeting amazing people.

God, making bad choices in between. God, that dick piercing.
Still really a punch in the dick, quite literally. But, you know, it's good fun.
It's good fun. Having a great time.
Having a great time.

So then Anthony puts out this lunch.

This was steak and crab legs. I was like, and these fuckers, this demo had the nerve to complain last week, be like, this is it?

Or two weeks ago, this is all we get for lunch when this guy's like giving them crab legs on the regular.

And then you like, one week, you get like a sandwich the way every single other person in the world eats. Well, actually, that's not even true.

Like, it's not that, but I'm meaning that like sandwiches are not a crazy thing. Like, it's not crazy that for lunch, you're just stuck with a sandwich.
It's just what happens sometime. And

sometimes, and the fact that this guy's getting crab legs now, and then we don't even see, maybe this happened, it wasn't shown, but the fact that he wasn't like, wow, thanks.

You really went above and beyond for us. I was just like, this guy's such a spoiled brat.
I know right after his monologue about how not spoiled he is. Yeah.

So

they, so Damo, of course, doesn't even know how to eat a fucking crab leg, which Dome was shocked. So he has to ask.
And he's like, so does anybody but Celaine know how to crack these?

And Celine is like, oh, Captain Carrie, by the way, did you make rules about me? You made rule. You made rules about me.
And he's like, oh.

Jess is like, oh, my God. He goes, well, did I make rules about you? Yes, I want to know.
Did you make a rule? What is this rule? Because I hear someone making rules about me and I'm rule.

And don't speak to Celaine. And everybody have to avoid me while we are working.
So I just want to know. And he goes, you think I made that?

And of course, Fraser is still sitting there not saying a thing.

Yeah.

I do. He's like, well, my understanding is Fraser asked the dick crew to stop harassing you so you can do your job.
It's like, and Barbara's like, harassing? She's like, harassing.

And Carrie's like, all right, because

we want you to succeed in your job. So Carrie tells us, like, yeah, I don't think that she understands really how to talk to your superior, especially the captain.

But like, the fact is this, she's the one who needs to start doing her work. She's the one who needs to go, you know, hey, look, you're distracting me.
I got to focus.

Got to do a med more with the vacuum right now. Get out of my face.
That's on her. But just the language they're using, it's not that they're distracting her.
She is the one talking to everybody.

It's not like they're coming up and distracting her. So he goes, so you understand? No.

It's about just and Fraser says, it's about distracting you. Oh, so someone told all the deck crew, you think Captain was upset about my question?

And Barbara's like, yeah, you shouldn't have asked about this, babe come on

no and because at this point Carrie has left the table he's just like whatever this he's going off to his his area and Jess is like you never should have asked also I'm going to be quite honest with you guys, even if this carries many consequences for my actions, I'm so sorry to do this while everyone is eating, but like, I don't want people coming to us and telling us that we can't speak to you.

You haven't been doing your job. And to counter that, they are trying to take things away that are distracting you.
And for one, it is

let me talk

consequences

Either you don't either you didn't get distracted or they would have fired you that would have been it so instead of firing you they wanted to be like let's put you in an environment that we can make her work better and that's what it was but it's making our team look bad and I'm not going to take that okay like well also your team looks bad because you

like you're not doing you're not honoring the spirit of the, of the rules that were set out in front of you. So like that's on you as well.
But yeah, I think Jess's point is like actually very strong.

Yeah.

But also Jess is the one like dropping the shackles or whatever at the wrong time and stuff getting and not communicating right and stuff like that. But okay.
Yeah.

But in this, in this, I'll give it to her. And so Selane's like, it is not exactly this.
And Hugo says, so, so, it is exactly that. It is 100%

this. But Captain said the same thing.
well he's at lunch i mean go into the office and talk to private you you're not supposed to be talking in front of everybody to the captain

you keep doing these things and you don't realize that they are the repercussions and that's that's her whole season

consequences to your actions

and that's not okay you need to take responsibility for that i'm not going to take this i don't know this i don't know that bs Don't come here with that. I'm so angry.

I'm going to walk awkwardly behind you on the stall and get out of here. Repaper cautions.

You speak to me? Yes, I'm speaking to you. Don't come here with that.
I don't want that. What I told you is super clear.
You are disrespectful. And the fact that you don't see it blows my mind.

It blows it.

Okay, Selene. This is what we call in English a last resort, but it's nothing personal from any of us.
And oh, God, I'm so, so, I'm sorry for raising my voice. I shouldn't have.

Oh, God.

Oh, there's so many consequences to my actions of speaking loudly. Go, go.
Raise your voice again if you want. I don't care.
I don't care. Raise it.
Wait up.

You know what? I'm not even sorry, to be honest.

So now Carrie is radioing Fraser up to the wheelhouse, and Selene is upset, and she's crying. She's saying, It is more painful because it comes from chess.
What did I do to deserve that? I work hard.

I do my best. I try.
I don't know. I would never, ever let someone be alone like this.

And she cries. And I actually did feel kind of bad for her because that's crazy.
Like this, this like came to a big head. Of course, she's a dummy for.

bringing that up in front of everybody to the captain. So she's hard to stick up for.
I'll say that. Yeah.
It's not a nice feeling. So I felt bad for her because she's a human.

It's not nice to know that like everyone's sort of like been told to avoid you, but you also

are

You're you're kind of a dumb you're then

you're a fucker

Ben saying you're fucked in

So then Carrie is like all right Fraser I want to go over the uncomfortable conversation at the table there.

I was a bit thrown off It was a bit bold of her to just come out like that like let her know that was inappropriate. I'm not a workmate.

I'm a captain a captain of adventure someone who just survived a medmore in St. Bart's, okay? So what's happening on your end? He's like, well, I've been struggling with Selene since day one.

We brought her from a green stew to someone who's now more like a chartreuse stew. And I don't know, she can work a whole charter.

She can go from charter one to charter seven. I'm like, no, she can't work a whole charter season.
You just haven't fired her, because I don't know why.

But I'm very proud of her, and it's been incredibly difficult and frustrating and draining, absolutely, but I'm proud of her. Alright, well, what have we got to work this out?

Alright, what do we got to do? Selene does bring an energy to the boat that's appreciated, but there is a line, alright? There's also a way to hold the line. There's also a way to drop the line.

There's also a way to cross the line. But if you cross the lines, you could kill everybody on board.
What's it going to be, Phrase?

Are there no other line options? I don't know. I don't like them very much.
Okay, I'll speak to her very quickly. So then, um,

Damo, Demo and Hugo were just like talking about this situation, it doesn't really matter. And then Fraser goes and finds Selene.

It's like, Selene, I just want to talk about earlier about what the captain and about how you talk to the captain and speaking to the captain.

It's just it's uncomfortable for him, and meetings are held individually or within departments, not over the lunch table, Selane.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, but if I do bad job, maybe someone can tell me before everybody doing bad job, doing bad job, or you doing bad job, or doing bad job

yes but when i've come to you i've been frustrated many many times can you

look here come several scenes in a row of me being so frustrated and me telling you clearly what you have to do better here's the first clip

selane would you like to have lunch with me Okay, okay, roll the second clip. That one wasn't very good.

Celaine, listen to Rainbow Moore.

I'm going to go eat lunch. All right.
Well,

roll the most incriminating one.

Celaine.

Just phrase her vacuuming. Sorry, Celaine.
I can't hear you.

I know you're working when you're working, but when you're not working, other people are still working. Do you understand? And that's frustrating for the team.
It's frustrating to me.

I just want you in the last trip to give it your all. Enjoy it.
Celaine, we love you. Everyone here loves you.

Most most of them actually physically multiple times oh stop saying to people i'm doing bad job

i'm not saying you're doing a bad job i'm just saying you're bad at your job no because if i was doing if i was doing bad job i left earlier because all of the tech teams think celine bad job so why i here why why why am i here if i do bad job

My biggest mistake in the past was being reactive, was letting people trigger me, and the easier way out was firing people.

I really want to finish the season with the same team I set out with for no good reason except for this I just decided I want that.

So she has this last chance to get her shit together and I don't want to fire her because we might not have an option.

You're here because you have made a huge progression. Also, you're extremely entertaining in a group of mostly boring people, let's face it, and the producers would not let us fire you.

So you are a very enjoyable person to work with. And this tactic didn't work, did it? And she's like, oh, finish.
Are you finished? Are you finished?

Like, yeah, I think you might need to let her calm down a bit.

Cause at this point, with how you've handled this, yes, it did become the entire boat turning on Celaine and coming at Celaine instead of you just nipping this in the bud.

So yeah, your tactic didn't work. Sorry.
Yeah, it did not did not work. Yeah.
Well, that was it.

Thanks, everyone, for being here. It was fun.
Yeah, fun times. So I guess we've got two episodes left of this craziness.

Yep, and then we go right back to the Mediterranean. Med

more med for the more med, mid-moor. All right, everybody, we will talk to you next time.
Bye.

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