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This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe so that way you always get your episodes.

But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode.

So now let's go to some messiness in the mouth. Elaine is talking to Damo while she eats and says, You start to be bad people today, on you.
He goes, What did I do?

You start to talk to me like from you know, like uh at the beach, you know, where we were, and you, that wasn't nice of you, what you said at the beach.

And he goes, Well, you know, we were told we weren't allowed to talk to you. Oh my god, you're five.
What is wrong with you? You're the oldest, crinkliest five-year-old I've ever seen in my life.

Jeez. Yeah, which is funny because when they show him at like age five, he's like the oldest, crinkliest five-year-old you've ever seen, too.
He looked very old at five years old.

Like he was, he looked like a little banker at five, didn't he? Like a banker on the playground. Did they show him?

Yeah, they showed little baby pictures. Oh, I missed it.
Did he have highlights? Was that like a thing that started when he was young? Because I don't understand why someone in 2025 would do that.

He was wearing a Tony Collette t-shirt. It was very strange.

Oh,

so

she's like, wait, wait, wait, wait. Everyone on this bottle said, don't talk to Sean Law Sonning.
Yeah, not because we're really nasty, because you don't do any work when we talk to you, apparently.

God, this guy's so gross.

Yeah, he's so bad at this. Then he's like, I I think Selene has

a person has a fantastic mythical unicorn. And her work ethic is just appalling, really.
And it's just blatant disrespect towards the people that she's living with and working with.

And Rainbow, she's really feeling the strain. And like, she does bust her ass.
And I'm up on lights with her. And it seems like she's carrying the weight of the world on her shoulders.

And Slain is getting away with murder. So then, why are you going to agitate the situation by doing this thing? That's A, going to make Selene feel really shitty.

And B, is going to, you know, just cause chaos.

Maybe in his mind, he thought, like, wow, I'm going to, I'm going to break the news to her and she's going to feel such immense shame that she's going to be like scared straight and be a better worker.

But we know that's not how Selene is going to operate. No, and I don't think he was doing it with that intention anyway, because he's, he's a guy.
And we know that he fucks her next week.

So I think he's breaking her down to get into the fortress, breaking it down a little bit to get in there. It's an old guy.
I think that he doesn't like,

I think he doesn't like being told what to do. And in this case, he was told not to talk to Celine.

And there's almost like an implication that like his previous talking to Celine is part of the problem. I don't think he likes that.

And this was his little rebellion to be like, you don't have to be aware of that.

I mean, in my estimation, he's just being mean. Like he was being mean to her on the beach.
He wasn't being very nice to her.

And then now he's kind of being mean again by making it sound like everybody hates her. I mean, he's just, he's just.

He also doesn't want to be a bad guy. He is really uncomfortable being a bad guy.
This is what we've seen all season. And when she's like, why are you being a dick to me?

He would rather throw everything into disarray and be like, oh, I'm not inherently a bad guy. I was ordered to do this.
It's not actually me.

And we know he doesn't like being a bad guy because when he hooked up with Celine before, and then Kyle, he told Kyle, like, hey, you're mad at me. And Kyle was like clearly mad at him.

Then Demo went and started undermining Kyle because he doesn't want to be seen as the bad guy. Yeah.

And also, it could be revenge, you know, like slight revenge because Fraser, you know, he got in trouble for the stuff last week with the chef.

So maybe he's getting back at Fraser by getting Fraser in trouble.

I don't know. It's so stupid.
There's like so many little layers, but I think ultimately he's just an asshole. I don't like him.

Yeah.

So, um,

and he does this, by the way, Fraser's right there. Fraser is sitting at the next table.
And also crazy that Fraser doesn't say anything right then and there.

Why doesn't Fraser like jump in and say, um,

like just shut it down and say the reason why I and Selene, let me clarify this. The reason what I said was I don't want people distracting you because you're easily distracted.

And I'm, and, and that's the end of it. And if you don't want, if you don't want this to happen, then be more focused.
Like instead, he just goes, he literally leaves the room. He leaves.
Yeah.

Well, that's the thing. Like Fraser is fine with just setting everybody else off and letting everybody else take the blame.
It's shitty. You know, it's shitty.

He should have said something right then and there, but no, he's going to watch her spiral and just

because he knows what's going to happen. He's known Selene long enough to know if she's already being confrontational about it.

She's going to ask everybody until they until she finds out and it's just going to cause more discord so what is his real goal here you know

i don't know he's trying to think he's more like i don't want to fire her so i'm just going to make her make an ass out of herself in front of everybody else so maybe they'll fire her or they'll get her fired so i don't have to look like the bad guy to the internet i don't know what he's doing but he's coming off as a great wuss in this situation

Yeah, so he goes up to Hugo and he's like, I'm worried I'm going to face an issue because Celaine's been told by your crew the rule that we had and that is immature.

And Hugo goes like, oh God, what the fuck? He's like, and this is going against what our crew needs.

I don't know if you told them not to say anything, but surely they would know not to say anything to her, right? He's like, well, I said don't fucking distract her on the beach.

I mean, they're fucking having a hard enough time with Fraser, like, well, doesn't want us to have a hard enough time, and Fraser doesn't want us distracting her, so don't fucking talk.

You would just think it'd be implied, but I, you know, whatever. So he's like, sorry, I didn't mean for that to explode in your face.
But also

going and saying, Fraser made me do it is weak. Yeah.
You're not going to get people falling in line. People are not going to take it seriously.

Basically, everybody in this situation handled it badly. All of them.
So Anthony is now making his boob cake and he's like, oh, I feel like Michael Angelo sculpting the marble. What now?

Really? Because those are some uneven, half-ass cakes.

That is some half-ass work you're doing right there. He made these like two little round things, cut them all unevenly.
And what did he do? Just shove some whipped cream in there? Come on now.

Yeah, it was little

odd looking.

Yeah. So then Fraser's checking in on Sulane.
And she's like, guess what? Did that count make some new rules about me? Don't speak to Sulane. And then Rainbow's like, well, that's your own fault.

She goes, I don't understand. And Fraser goes, it's not.
It's don't distract Sulane. She goes, no, different.
So, no, no, no. It's like different rules, eh?

So don't speak to Sulane about when you work. Hey, we are here to work.
We always work. So don't speak to Sulane.
Why does Fraser not say the deck crew did not make that rule? I made that rule.

How does he like not correct her in that moment? Yeah, and he's like, well, I cannot put Sulane on a leash and follow her around and make sure she's doing her work.

I mean, she really is replaceable, but I want to try and fix this for her and for our team and make sure we can make it to the end.

No, you want to make it to the end, but you're not willing to do the, you're trying to make everybody else do your job. And yes, you can.

I think you're right, Ben that yes you can put her on a leash and follow her around I mean figuratively you could be there on the beach and tell her to stop talking to people the hell some someone got into Fraser's head that someone said Fraser's not a good leader because when it gets tough he just tries to get people fired maybe because

well the captain like I mean the captain said we see a clip of the captain telling him last season listen uh leadership is not firing people leadership is working with people and figuring whatever he says They showed the clip in this episode of him being like, you can't just fire everybody, dude.

Like you actually got to learn how to work with different personalities, even if you don't like them. This is a perfection.

That's right. But like when Fraser says she's replaceable, maybe you need to make her feel like she's replaceable, or maybe you should replace her.
Like

it's, I just feel like he's acting so, he's acting in a very powerless way. He's just not acting in a way where someone is going to grow from it.

He's, he's just not, this is why I say that he's just, I don't know if he has

like a management skill set in him. You know who's acting in a way that will make her grow and be better? And we've seen it.
Barbara and Rainbow. Both are very good with her.

Barbara's especially good with her.

I mean,

Rainbow's technique could use some Zhijing special J.

But yeah,

definitely Barbara. But I think Barbara have done a really good job with her.
I mean, Selene's a lot better than when she started.

And a lot of this this we have to remember is Selene is some love island girl that they put on the cast for drama. She's not, she doesn't know how to do this.

There's always one a season, and she's at least learned. I mean, she's doing a lot better.
Even she's even getting compliments from Rainbow occasionally.

Barbara had the right thing, which is that she just yelled at her. She just would yell and be like, I'm not, I don't want to hear any of your excuses.
I'm telling you what you did wrong. Go fix it.

That's what Celaine needs.

She needs like, she's like a kid who is like going to push the boundaries and push the parameters and gonna see what they can get away with and you just need to give like a like a like a swift rebuke and say no absolutely not and like barbara was great with that fly fan

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so. Hugo meets with Demo, and he's like, What happened with Celaine? He's like, Well, why are you asking me? I mean, you never said, Don't tell her.
He's like, Yeah, but I think it was understood.

He's like, Well, when you come and tell me that I can't talk to her on the beach, it's like, Okay, sweet. Like, we're treating her like a child now.

Yes, that is actually exactly right. If you've listened to this entire podcast, we've referred to Celaine as a child the entire time.
And guess what? You are one too.

You are too.

Like, I have to tell you not to run and tattletale to your sister I mean seriously

my god and he's like well I mean there's just so much drama over this shit I'm really over it well sorry I put you in a bad place but this is not my fault it is it's literally personally

no it's literally all his fault

And this is his whole thing. He's like, I'm in a selfish part of my life right now, and I just have to think about me.
It's like, no, you know what? You're in a stupid part of your life.

And I think it's going to last for the next 70 years. So then

you say that. Like, I'm just in a selfish part of my life.
No, you're just selfish. You're selfish.
You don't get to say, like, oh, it's just that fun, selfish chapter. You're just selfish.

You're selfish.

So then Shannon is

the lady, and she's like, well, here's a bidding farewell to your breasts, friends. Okay.
May the special occasion give you the perfect lift. Cheers to the lady.
Hurrah of your tatas. The last hurrah.

Not the lady, hurrah. I'm drunk.
The last hurrah of your tatas.

So they toast because the cake comes out and everything. And I like Emily.
She's like,

thank you guys so much. And thank you for being here.
And, you know, this is the last time you see them, but they're going to be back bigger and better than ever.

Fraser's like, I thought that was like.

Yeah, and we see that the nipples are like strawberries or something. And then there's some sort of green stuff under it brazier's like was that

much about breasts, but I don't think the areolas are green. So then everyone goes to bed.

Have you hung out with Kyle? Because I'll bet Kyle's have turned green on occasion.

He's so gross.

So rainbow. Oh, Kyle.
Kyle, yeah.

Oh, Kyle. This Kyle.
Kyle Snowy. Yeah.
There's definitely some gangrene happening in his area.

You know, he's like slept in the winter outside and come back in with green nipples and been like, well, the grow back.

So Ray

is giving Selene some glasses and she's like, um, I'm going to give you some glasses for the bar. That's work, your favorite thing.
It's like, oh, no, wait, no, wait.

We are good. We are good.
It is 11.

Hell yeah. We're good tonight.
I like this. Yeah, I don't have energy.
I don't have energy. She's like, yeah, I like it.
Maybe it's wigs. Okay, we see tomorrow.
I don't know.

Yeah, they're getting along finely and they can't understand why.

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So then Jess gets into bed with Barbara and Damo is working on deck. So Selene is cleaning the bar and talking to Damo.

And she's like, Oh, this is why I wanted to be the

baby nap like you. You know, you can take baby nap.

So, are you okay? She's like, Why am I not okay? Oh, it's all shot in the freemium. She goes, Oh, sorry.
Oh, you want to

stop to talk with you? You're a lot. I can talk to you now.
He's like, No, no, I don't want you to stop. Like, you can work and you can talk now.
She's like, yes, of course.

But these people who make this rule don't think, and like, they don't believe in me.

So, like, I'm going to investigate tomorrow, and I will know, and I'm going to speak to him because I know, I know, it's a man who came up with this.

I have to find out what happened. I don't know who did it, who said it, or why you don't tell me in the first period.
But I'm feeling maybe persecuted. I'm persecuted.

Someone wants me to stay in shadow. No, someone wants to stay in shadow and persecute.
I am persecute.

Well, you are being persecuted, but

I think

it's a good persecution. I think we're going to, I'm going to sign off on this persecution.

Deserve it. I support it.
You think it's a deserved persecution is what you're saying.

Even a broken persecution is right twice a day.

So

let's take the judgment out of who we call persecutors. Yeah.
You know, listen, you can't spell persecute without cute, okay? It can be a nice thing. Or purse.

But who doesn't like purses? Who doesn't like cute purses? Where did that term even come from? Purse of cute. It's like your top.
I love your purse of cute.

Purse is cute. Purse cute.
Purse, you cute.

The next day,

yeah,

we're really, this is, you know, out of control. Everyone's having breakfast.
And Kyle is bragging. He's like, so so host came crawling back.
She came in and give me a good night kiss last night.

Crawling back.

Oh

man.

Like I just,

I really don't care. So then we go to Carrie's answer.

What are you trying to make Jess jealous? She's like, whatever. So then, yeah, all right, everybody.
Remember yesterday? Medmore. God, that was rough.
All right, but we're all still alive, I think.

Jess, glad you got your headstone back on. Let's get rid of this.
These guests, all right? Let's get rid of them.

All right, Celaine, if you'd like to do your weekly falling over for no good reason, that was your chance. And then we've had to Celaine bringing a bag off the boat and just falling off onto the dock.

Like, I mean, she really falls a lot.

So Rainbow's like, are you okay? She goes, oh, yes, the blood is inside. I'm fine.
She goes, you fucked up the suitcase. Oh, Celine did, but you don't care.
Only the suitcase.

She goes, yeah, the first question I asked you is, if you're good. And you said you're good, but you can't drop a fucking guest suitcase, bro.

So then the guests leave, they hug, they say goodbye. Trip of a lifetime, and that's all that nice stuff.
And then it's time to clean, and now it is time for our tip meeting.

Well, what a lovely group of people. I really, really happy with this charter.
We're just about at the end of our charter season, and I want to keep that momentum going.

It's school night, so don't have much time to talk time to turn the boat around, quite literally, Medmore style. I need everyone firing on all cylinders tomorrow, assuming you have a cylinder.
Selene.

Alrighty, today's tip is $21,000, which is actually pretty low, but we're not going to make fun of these people because, you know, the sea word and not that kind of sea word.

So that works out to being $1,615 each. Thank you, everyone.
I wondered about this. So this wasn't much higher than the tip they all cried about.
So is it because it was a shorter charter?

Maybe it was a little shorter. I don't know, but it seemed like it was full of more peril.
What with all that medmooring?

Medmore. Medmore.

So Demo likes making money because it's more than he makes in Australia, that's for sure. When I grew up, money was tight.

Like through high school and everything, I worked.

So I've been responsible with my money because I've always had to earn it.

I'm making money, laughing with friends, tattletailing on people, being out in cities, you know, getting shot down by multiple women and men, traveling the world, seeing amazing places, meeting amazing people.

God, making bad choices in between. God, that dick piercing, still really a punch in the dick, quite literally.
But, you know, it's good fun. It's good fun.
Having a great time. Having a great time.

So then Anthony puts out this lunch.

This was steak and crab legs. I was like, and these fuckers, this demo had the nerve to complain last week, like, this is it?

Or two weeks ago, this is all we get for lunch when this guy's like giving them crab legs on the regular and then you like one week you get like a sandwich the way every single other person in the world eats well actually that's not even true like it's not that but I'm meaning that like sandwiches are not a crazy thing like it's not crazy that for lunch you're just stuck with a sandwich it's just what happens sometimes and

sometimes and the fact that this guy's getting crab legs now and then we don't even see maybe this happened it wasn't shown but the fact that he wasn't like wow thanks you really went above and beyond for us I was just like this guy's such a spoiled brat.

I know, right after his monologue about how not spoiled he is.

Yeah.

So, um, they, so Damo, of course, doesn't even know how to eat a fucking crab leg, which Dom was shocked. So, he has to ask.
And, um, he's like, So, does anybody but Celaine know how to crack these?

And Celine is like, Oh, Captain Carrie, by the way, did you make rules about me? You made rules, you made rules about me. And he's like, Oh,

Jess is like, Oh my god, he goes, What did I make rules about you? Yes, I want to know. Did you make a rule? What is this rule? Because I hear someone making rules about me and I am rule.

And don't speak to Saline. And everybody have to avoid me while we are working.
So I just want to know. And he goes, you think I made that?

And of course, Fraser is still sitting there not saying a thing.

Yeah.

I do. He's like, well, my understanding is Fraser asked the dick crew to stop harassing you so you can do your job.
It's like, and Barbara's like, harassing? She's like, harassing.

And Carrie's like, all right, because we want, we want you to succeed in your job.

So Carrie tells us, like, yeah, I don't think that she understands really how to talk to your superior, especially the captain.

But like, the fact is this, she's the one who needs to start doing her work. She's the one who needs to go, you know, hey, look, you're distracting me.
I got to focus.

Got to do a med more with the vacuum right now. Get out of my face.
That's on her. But just the language they're using, it's not that they're distracting her.

She is the one talking to to everybody it's not like they're coming up and distracting her so he goes so you understand no it's about just and frasier says it's about distracting you oh so someone told all the deck crew you think captain was upset about my question and barbara's like yeah you shouldn't have asked about this babe come on

no and because at this point carrie has left the table he's just like whatever fuck this he's going off to his his area and jess is like you never should have asked also i'm going to be quite honest with you guys, even if this carries many consequences for my actions.

I'm so sorry to do this while everyone is eating, but like, I don't want people coming to us and telling us that we can't speak to you. You haven't been doing your job.

And to counter that, they are trying to take things away that are distracting you. And for one, it is.

I am talking.

I am talking. Let me talk.

Consequences.

Either you didn't get distracted or they would have fired you. That would have been it.

So instead of firing you, they wanted to be like, let's put you in an environment that we can make her work better. And that's what it was.
But it's making our team look bad.

And I'm not going to take that. Okay.
Like, well, also, your team looks bad because you,

like, you're not doing, you're not. honoring the spirit of the of the rules that were set out in front of you.
So like, that's on you as well.

But yeah, I think Jess's point is like actually very strong.

Yeah.

But also Jess is the one like dropping the shackles or whatever at the wrong time and stuff, like getting and not communicating right and stuff like that. But okay.
Yeah.

But in this, in this, I'll give it to her. And so Selane's like, it is not exactly this.
And Hugo says, so, so, it is exactly that. It is 100%

this. But Captain said the same thing.
Well, he's at lunch. I mean, go into the office and talk to private.
You're not supposed to be talking in front of everybody to the captain.

You keep doing these things and you don't realize that they are the repercussions. and that's

her whole season.

Her whole season. There are no consequences to your actions.

And that's not okay. You need to take responsibility for that.
I'm not going to take this. I don't know this.
I don't know that BS. Don't come here with that.
I'm so angry.

I'm going to walk awkwardly behind you on the stall and get out of here. Repercussions.

You speak to me? Yes, I'm speaking to you. Don't come here with that.
I don't want that. What I told you is super clear.
You are disrespectful. And the fact that you don't see it blows my mind.

It blows it.

Okay, Selene, this is what we call in English a last resort, but it's nothing personal from any of us. And oh, God, I'm so, so.
I'm sorry for raising my voice. I shouldn't have.
Delayed. Oh, God.

Oh.

There are so many consequences to my actions of speaking loudly. Go, go.
Raise your voice again if you want. I don't care.
I don't care. Raise it.
Raise it up. You know what?

I'm not even sorry, to be honest.

So now Carrie is radioing Fraser up to the wheelhouse and Selene is upset and she's crying. She's saying, it is more painful because it comes from chess.
What did I do to deserve that? I work hard.

I do my best. I try.
I don't know. I would never ever let someone be alone like this.

And she cries. And I actually did feel kind of bad for her because that's crazy.
Like this, this like came to a big head.

Of course, she's a dummy for bringing that up in front of everybody to the captain. So she's hard to stick up for.
I'll say that. Yeah, it's not a nice feeling.

So I felt bad for her because she's a human. It's not nice to know that everyone's sort of like been told to avoid you, but you also

are.

You're kind of a dumb.

You're a fucker, but I've been saying you're fucked in.

uncomfortable conversation at the table there. I was a bit thrown off.
It was a bit bold of her to just come out like that, like let her know that was inappropriate. I'm not a workmate.
I'm a captain.

A captain of adventure. Someone who just survived at Medmore and St.
Bart's, okay? So what's happening on your end? He's like, well, I've been struggling with Selene since day one.

We brought her from a green stew to someone who's now more like a chartreuse stew.

And I don't know, she can work a whole charter from she can go from charter one to charter seven i'm like no she can't work a whole charter season you just haven't fired her because i don't know why but i'm very proud of her and it's been incredibly difficult and frustrating and draining absolutely but i'm proud of her all right well what have we got to work this out all right what do we got to do salane does bring an energy to the boat that's appreciated but there is a line all right there's also a way to hold the line there's also a way to drop the line there's also a way to cross the line.

But if you cross the lines, you could kill everybody on board. What's it going to be, Fras?

Well, there are no other line options. I don't know.
I don't like them very much. Okay, I'll speak to her very quickly.
So then

Demo and Hugo were just like talking about the situation. It doesn't really matter.
And then Fraser goes and finds Selene.

It's like, Selene, I just want to talk about earlier about what the captain and about how you talk to the captain, and speaking to the captain, it's just, it's uncomfortable for him, and meetings are held individually or within departments, not over the lunch table, Selene.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, but if I do bad job, maybe someone can tell me before everybody doing bad job, doing bad job, or you doing bad job, or doing bad job.

Yes, but when I've come to you, I've been frustrated many, many times. Can you clip Montel?

Look, here come several scenes in a row of me being so frustrated frustrated and me telling you clearly what you have to do better. Here's the first clip.

Celine, would you like to have lunch with me? Okay. Okay, roll the second clip.
That one wasn't very good.

Celaine, listen to Rainbow Moore. I'm going to go eat lunch.
All right. Well,

roll the most incriminating one.

Celaine.

Just phrase her vacuuming. Sorry, Celine, I can't hear you.

I know know you're working when you're working, but when you're not working, other people are still working. Do you understand? And that's frustrating for the team.
It's frustrating to me.

I just want you in the last trip to give it your all. Enjoy it.
Celaine, we love you. Everyone here loves you.
Most of them actually physically multiple times.

Oh, stop saying to people I'm doing bad job.

I'm not saying you're doing a bad job. I'm just saying you're bad at your job.

No, because was doing if I was doing bad job I left earlier because all of the tech teams think Celine bad job so why I here why why why am I here if I do bad job

my biggest mistake in the past was being reactive was letting people trigger me and the easier way out was firing people I really want to finish the season with the same team I set out with for no good reason except for this I just decided I want that.

So she has this last chance to get her shit together. And I don't want to fire her because we might not have an option.

You're here because you have made a huge progression. Also, you're extremely entertaining in a group of mostly boring people.
Let's face it. And the producers would not let us fire you.

So you are a very enjoyable person to work with. And this tactic didn't work, did it? And she's like, oh, finish.
Are you finished? Are you finished?

Like, yeah, I think you might need to let her calm down a bit.

Because at this point, with how you've handled this, yes, it did become the entire boat turning on Selene and coming at Selene instead of you just nipping this in the bud.

So, yeah, your tactic didn't work. Sorry.
Yeah, it did not

work. Yeah.
Well, that was it.

Thanks, everyone, for being here. It was fun.
Yeah, fun times. So I guess we've got two episodes left of this craziness.

Yep, and then we go right back to the Mediterranean.

More med for the more med, mid-moor. All right, everybody, we will talk to you next time.
Bye.

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