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So then we go to Termecula and Tamara's like, okay, grabs a limit see in this here.

Just kidding.

It's motorcycles.

And Shanna's like, oh, God, I hope it's not.

It's motorcycles.

Well, wait, great.

Guess I'll go on a motorcycle.

I guess we'll go on a motorcycle.

Does anyone notice the birds are flying especially low today?

Is that just me?

She's like, oh my god, what the fuck is this?

I'm like not dressed for like a motor car.

So they wackily take sidecars that these big dudes are driving.

And they

offer me a sidecar.

Are you single?

Are you single for Shannon?

Hey, if you're single, I've got someone desperate here.

Am I right?

Am I right?

Shannon, show them your snack hole.

Show them your snack hole.

Question.

Okay, Mr.

Sidecar Driver.

First of all, do you actually have any sidecars to offer?

Also, and second of all,

you don't happen to live in the path of a hurricane, do you?

Okay, great.

I think we can continue this romance

Should I keep my mouth shut for bugs?

He's like, no.

Oh my god.

What am I on?

A roller coaster?

I'm terrified and said, oh, oh,

oh, I fell down.

I'm just in the sidecar, but I can still follow that walk.

Wacky.

I am getting a phone call from Heather de Bro.

Hi, Heather.

How are you?

Yes, Shannon, I just want to say...

You should keep your mouth closed, not for the bugs, but just in case a bird flies in there.

Okay, have a great time.

Birds fly low in poor country.

Eagles don't fly with pigeons, but they also don't fly as high as my penthouse.

Oh my god, I've got some snacks.

Snots coming out of my nose.

Snots coming out of my mouth.

Oh my God, Shannon, I'm right behind you.

Please don't get.

Oh, Shannon, I just got something on my face.

It was my snot.

I'm so sorry about my snot.

Shannon, why are you talking like that?

I'm on a motor.

I'm sorry.

Oh, so am I.

And I'm not talking like that.

I'm sorry.

You can't help it.

More snot.

Please.

Look at the gold, babies.

Shannon, are you turning into Roger Rabbit?

Shave and a haircut.

So they get there and Shannon cheers by like raising her arms and hits Brian in the face.

She's like, oh, sorry, Brian.

I can tell you one thing, guys.

The bread is not doing this at her sleep, Alva.

And then we cut to Heather, saying, Nate, Butler, Nate, will you take a picture for me?

Well, my name is Alan.

Whatever, Nate.

Take a picture of the three of us having the best time of all time.

Like, um, okay.

So they're taking photos.

Wait a minute, I got snap out of my glasses, Shannon.

I'm sorry.

It wasn't very nice of me.

Motorcycle's not even moving anymore, you dumb bitch.

Come on.

so they go to this like lounge area, and she's like, Oh my god, was he like single?

No, he's married.

I tried, I tried.

I was like, You know what?

I think I wouldn't mind a life of riding in a sidecar instead of that cyber truck.

But he said, Sorry, already been claimed.

So, back to the cyber truck, it is.

Oh, well, I'm happy.

I'm really happy about it.

There's there, there's a guy over there by that food cart.

He might be single.

Shannon, do you like men who steam hot dogs?

Oh my god, fuck off, please, please.

So then they sit down.

Yes, I will give him my number

sit down and they're like i wonder what the other ladies are doing right now and gina goes probably counting money

so we cut to heather going wait i have my black card ladies let's go shopping and i'll buy you something

and they're like walking down rodeo boulevard in a way that like no one walks down that street they're like here we go

be ladies you're right rodeo drive

tipple vibes something else but uh just driving they're walking down it, like strutting like they're doing like the, like the opening credits of some like sex in the city knockoff.

Like, here we are, Heather and her girlfriends walking down Rodeo.

Here we are.

And they're like in these like short little skirts, like, girls about the town having fun.

Isn't this great, guys?

And then Gretchen's like, are you guys, are you going to buy us something?

Cause like, do we get a birken out of this deal?

Cause honestly, I really can only afford going to the cheesecake factory on Beverly.

Okay.

This is a little weird for me.

And she's like, Gretchen's like, Beverly Hills, you knew where all the fancy stores are.

Yeah, it's fucking Rodeo Drive, Gretchen.

Oh, my God.

These people are so embarrassing.

I can't.

And Heather's like, I know everything in retail.

For example, Rodeo Drive has my stores.

You stupid.

Stupid is getting up being nice today.

Okay.

And I'm like, she's like, we're going to go

right at Vancleaf and then a leftist Chanel.

What did you, wait a minute, there's paparazzi over there.

Did you call the paparazzi?

And sure enough, there's a lady over there like taking their pictures and stuff.

And they're like,

you so-called the paparazzi.

And then the paparazzo is like, um, hi, I just wanted to say Heather did not call me to be Paparazzo today.

I just happened to be here taking your picture spontaneously.

Thank you, Alfredette.

Thank you for vindicating me.

And they're like, wait a second.

Did she pay you?

What?

That's absolutely ridiculous.

Why would I ever pay anyone?

And the lady goes, she's like, well, I know for a fact that you did not call the paparazzi.

Not now.

Not ever.

Okay.

You know for a fact, huh?

Totally not planted person.

This is so Heather.

I love it.

And they're like, wait, so Heather invited us to walk down the street to prove that she didn't get a paparazzi by having a paparazzi who recognized her in all the storylines on Real Housewives of Orange County well enough

to stand up for her.

Okay.

Sure Jan.

Okay.

Sure Jan.

So then,

yeah, right.

So

then they're all like, this seems strange.

It's a paid actor.

And Heather's like, thank you very much, Alfredette.

I appreciate it.

Okay.

Now let's go to Crustacean and eat some food.

So they go into the Crustacean, which is like a big fancy Beverly Hills institution at this point.

And i'm like oh wow it's a fancy restaurant they've got a koi fish that's crazy and the waiter's like yes the koi fish is almost 30 kill it kill it now we will only accept koi fish that are 56 and older

um i like that i'm sorry to go back to this but i i just saw this slide and pick it so funny the paparata goes i know who shot that shot and it was not set up i know it for a fact oh okay okay well thank you thank you for

okay.

So they come in and Emily's like, wow, well, Heather's paying.

Give me the most expensive steak you've got.

She's so embarrassing.

I'm like so embarrassed to even watch it on TV.

It's so awkward.

It's so cringy.

Like, cause it's her, it's like her comedy.

She thinks she's being funny.

Like when she's like in a fancy place, she likes to be like the kid in the back of the back of the classroom, like throwing paper airplanes.

She's like, fancy food, right?

Steven.

And she gets like very kind of like cavewoman about it in a way that she thinks it's funny.

like like she's really sticking it sticking it to the upper class or something like she's she's it's clearly some weird thing with her but she just she thinks she's being really funny but she just comes off looking stupid like like you've been on this show for many years now like act like you've been here before okay you're in a you're you're supposed to be you're on a wealthy a show about wealth Just act like it already.

I'm sick of it.

I want you to be a rich asshole, not a poor asshole pretending to be rich.

Okay.

And if I sat down with somebody and I'm like, hey, I'm taking you to dinner and they order the most expensive thing on the menu.

Fuck off.

Like, why are you even hanging around with these people?

They're losers.

They're losers.

So

the waiter's like, oh, you must try the tuna cigars.

They're iconic.

All right.

They're basically little tiny lady gagas in a steamed bowl, in a frozen bowl.

Please order the tuna cigars.

So Heather's like, that's cute.

We'll get that.

I'd love to see

how Emily reacts to it.

What's the best steak?

Give me the best one.

$149.

No problem.

Heather's paying.

Yeah, Fireball.

He's like, no,

we don't have that.

So then

we go over to Temecula and Shan's like, okay, everyone, we got lots of cheese, lots of cheese over here.

Okay, let's enjoy lots of cheese.

Does anyone know if that hot dog man is still here?

I think I actually do want to say hello to him.

No?

Okay.

Well, that was a missed opportunity.

Okay.

So they bring over some wine tasting stuff and Gina's like, well, I wouldn't love a spit, but because like I don't actually drink, but like I do want to do swish and spell.

That's like my mom and her boyfriend.

Hey, by the way, do you like me again, Shannon?

You like me?

She's like, huh.

Well, I mean, I mean, let's just talk.

It's been super fun, but you don't need to give me the primary room.

I mean, I'm not comfortable.

So I'm not comfortable being the primary.

Okay.

I like being the secondary.

Please don't make me primary.

But I'm doing everything I can to make you like me again, you stupid drunk of fitness.

Okay.

I'll try anything.

Look, even Jen likes me.

Look at Jen over there.

And Gina's like, um, it's so annoying just watching her fuck everything up.

Like, don't talk, Tamara.

Just sit there and drink your wean.

So then.

Look like that Shannon likes me again now.

Shannon likes me.

Okay, this is making me, this is making me uncomfortable.

Please don't do this in front of the hot dog, man.

Okay, I'm just, I'm trying to make eyes with him.

please please hammer

i took i just took a hot dog and i wrote my number on the inside of the bun and then i handed him back the hot dog bun back and then he gave me a dollar which was very confusing because i didn't pay for the hot dog in the first place is he gonna call me is he gonna call me

So then the waiter brings a spittoon and they're spitting and they're like laughing.

It's so funny.

And Jen is like, oh my God, relax him Hoctuas.

And Jen's like, oh my God, that is like not a graceful thing.

It is like hawk to a.

She was like,

a hawk to is that like the hawk that I saw flying into the window at the primary room this morning?

No.

What's Hoctua?

Well, you know, Hoxua, that's when you go

on your hands and then you jerk them off like that.

And she's like, oh, I've never, I've

never heard of that.

What are you trying to

chuck a corn?

What are you doing?

Is it a shake weight?

What are you doing?

And they're like, oh my God, get her a man.

She's like, well, I'm not a spitter.

I'm so sorry.

Yes, ladies.

I don't know what a Haktua is.

I don't spit in things and I don't do whatever this is with your hands.

The producer's like, so are you more of a swallower?

She's like, oh,

oh, my God.

Well, I swallow.

I swallow things when I drink them.

I just, I don't spit them.

Oh, my God.

That didn't sound good.

Oh, my God.

So

then back at the other place, Gretchen's like, oh, wow, this food is so beautiful.

Wow.

You know what?

Do you mind if I pour my own

fireball into a cup with ice?

Because I got to stick with this.

God, you guys are so tacky.

And to me, I don't even think we said the part earlier.

We skipped it over when Emily's like, yeah, I just want to get Gretchen as wasted as possible.

So we see the other fun, sexy side of Gretchen come out.

Are you this tone deaf on this show?

Like, seriously?

I know.

I was like, you guys just kicked someone off of the show based off of the last time you people tried to do this to Gretchen.

So let's not.

So then

they get their, yeah, two cigars arrive.

And Emmy's like, wait, what's on the end of it?

And the waiter's like, caviar.

And she goes, mother trucker, I'm not a caviar girls.

I don't want to eat things out of anybody's vagina.

Like, it's not anybody.

It's a fish.

It's not like you're scooping something out of like Michelle Williams's.

I don't know why I I came up with her, but like the, she's so ridiculous.

And then she takes the cigar and she like picks it up in this really sort of like big sort of silly way and like plops it down on Gretchen's plate.

And I'm like, just no one would even eat this.

You are so fucking tacky.

And who doesn't know what caviar is?

Are you've never seen caviar, really?

You don't know what else?

Or like you don't know.

Fuck, I can't.

Like, don't eat the part inside with the caviar.

I mean, it just is so, like, like, remember last year or two years ago, she had the cucumber dangling out of her mouth.

she you know what she has really weird issues around food and i think this is just another extension of that i think it's just her trying to be funny and wacky and just failing miserably she's so tacky so um emily is asking you know how's la different than orange county heather and she's like oh it's weird and fun and cool it's like i've been taking classes at the groundlings you know that's been really fun and they're like uh really she goes yeah and one of the gals in there you know we're we're gals because, you know, we're just gals and the groundlings.

That's what we call ourselves.

Groundlings, gals.

And she wrote a musical and, you know, she asked me to be in it.

So I was, I was honored.

I was actually truly honored.

And then we see clips from the musical.

And Heather is playing Heather, basically.

She's like.

Hello, poor people.

Welcome to Rich County.

I'm sorry that you're poor.

I'm so sorry that you're poor.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

poor people poor people

welcome to poor county where the birds fly low and the prices are high poor county poor county

remember when your cart's full your heart's full

poor county poor county

i died i was like just when when just when heather said oh I've been taking classes at groundlings.

I mean, when you look at Heather DeBrux, the last thing that you think of is like Groundlings.

That's also what I call the people on the first floor of our building, by the way, the groundlings.

But

she's, I have to say, ever since I moved to LA, it's been 24 years, I've always wanted to take improv classes.

I like I was going to years and years ago.

And every time I'm like, oh, I want to take improv classes.

I never, it's like, maybe I'll do UCB.

Maybe this years and years.

And I just never did it.

Something always came up.

The scheduling never worked out.

And I was talking to someone like a few months ago.

And I was like, you know what, maybe this time I will take an improv class.

Finally, I'll take an improv class.

And I didn't.

And I'm like,

to think if I had just acted on that, I could have taken an improv class with Heather Dubrow.

That would have just been the most hilarious, wonderful thing of all time.

Yeah.

Heather, it's yes and no, but

yes and no.

Or they have an exercise where you stand across from the other person and you have to be the mirror for the other person, right?

So the other person is like doing their makeup and you have to copy them.

You know, you start doing your makeup on the opposite side.

Or you start like, it's like putting putting on a tie.

You know, it's like one guy's putting on a tie and Heather's putting on makeup.

Heather, why are you putting on makeup?

The guy's putting on a tie.

I'm trying to help him.

His skin needs help.

His very poor skin.

No, Heather, you're not supposed to do, you're not supposed to be the mirror of fixing them.

You're supposed to do exactly what they do.

I don't, I don't have poor limbs.

I just can't move like this.

I would love to see Heather doing that.

It'd be very Snow White, queen encoded.

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All right, Heather,

improvise, panamime,

mopping your floor.

Okay.

Heather, you're not moving.

I am.

I'm watching Alfredo mop my floor.

No, Heather.

This is how I do it.

Pick up the mop, Heather.

I didn't work so hard for this to get to this point.

Work

harder, Alfredo.

Do more physicality, please.

Okay, everyone, we're going to need some suggestions from the audience, some prompts to help the scene get along.

Okay, ma'am, you're right there.

Oh, whoa, whoa, me.

Okay.

you have just told your servant to bring all your bowls to Nobu because you're going to be having dinner with your family there later tonight.

Okay,

all right, we just need one word, one word to get this show going.

Adjudicated, adjudicated,

okay.

We need a name, Wendy Malik.

I'll give you an adjective: failure.

Okay, go, go.

So they're like, okay.

Yes.

And also, you know, you know, I came up doing musicals.

My career was in theater.

You've all heard this, right?

That's how I started.

A theater career.

Yeah, musicals, right?

Yes.

I loved that.

The audience loved it more importantly.

And so I've been taking vocal lessons again.

I joined an acting class.

They're just looking at her like, are you fucked?

They're looking at each other like, oh my God, no.

I say go for her because that you really have to put your pride to the side to be like, listen, I'm a rich woman who's not 20 because everyone in those classes is like 20 to 25.

You know, it's like, I'm, I'm just some rich lady who's older than everybody else and I don't give a fuck.

Like, I'm going to do whatever I want.

So good for her.

Like, I, I loved the thought of like those like in her class, there's probably a bunch of like 23 or 24 year olds and then Heather DeBreaux.

It's just like,

it's like

a weird version of Strangers with Candy, you know?

And I also love that Heather's like, I am currently letting Bravo film me as I tried to transition out of Bravo.

I mean, we've seen it before, people singing, like, et cetera, but like, it's so blameless.

It's like, move to Beverly Hills.

Like, I'm moving out of the city that I'm supposed to be filming in.

And I'm actively doing whatever I can to get off of this show, to get out of reality TV.

So we go back to the vineyard, and

there, Shannon's like, well, Heather is taking comedy classes.

Oh,

oh.

And she goes, what?

She wants to do comedy?

Well, that was my understanding of it.

I just cannot see Heather doing improv.

Yeah, I've never really known her to be a comedian.

I mean, come on.

I can see Terry doing it top patch.

And we see a flashback to Terry making that stupid joke about Janet, Tellia.

So then Emily's like, so by the way,

Jen asked me if I thought you, Heather, were pacified Tamara because you're scared of her.

Are you scared of Tamra, Heather?

And what was your response?

I'd like to adjudicate this right now.

And Emily's eyes are crying for no reason.

I'm like, can Emily see, did she just get LASIC?

What is happening?

So then we see.

A flashback to this and Emily saying to Jen, Heather pacifies Tamra because she doesn't want to get into it because she can't deal with Tamra's aggressiveness.

She goes, well, I don't remember what I said exactly, but maybe I said that I thought that maybe you did.

Well, first of all, Jen's statement is bullshit.

And everything happened in New Orleans.

And then we met, and I was trying to explain, and I felt thrown away and everything.

And I was like, what the fuck happened?

So I did say that to Tamara.

Yeah, but during the lie detector test, you said you were scared of her.

Well, when they asked me, are you scared of her?

My brain went, yeah, because that was scary.

Is that not a normal thing to say?

I said, yes, I am scared of her because I was afraid that she may actually just be a rabid raccoon wearing some sort of terry mugle dress.

It's like, oh, but are you scared of her now?

No, because I've gotten over that.

I'm taking improv now.

I'm so tired of being, of hearing that I'm scared of Tamara.

I'm the only person who told her how upset I was after New Orleans.

And the rest of the group, oh, they're all bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark.

And then when they see her, it's like, oh, I'm sorry.

Are you okay?

I should have called.

Who's scared?

It's all you.

Yes, and

it's she's right, though.

She at least stood up to Tamara.

Nobody else does.

And then they're like, scared again.

I think she's exhausted by Tamara.

It's like, I don't, she's like, I just want to have a season where I don't, I just don't want to deal with her for a season.

Let me have a break.

I'm just going to pretend to be friends with her.

Yeah.

So then

the vineyard ladies are taking a walk and Shannon's like falling down, you know, wackily and they're cracking up.

And then Gina and Tamara are talking.

So Gina's like, so how do you think it's going with Shannon and Jenna?

Well, I mean, I think Shannon's got some hesitation, you know, because she helps grudges.

She used to be a grudge holder.

I mean, look at me.

I call the girl a stupid drunk bitch for one year and she's still won't forgive me.

I mean, what do I gotta do?

I'm never going to forget what happened last year.

When she said, you like me now, I was like, I don't know how to react to that.

I mean, it didn't help that I went,

but I like I said, I really didn't know how to react.

Jen seems to be moving forward, but I'll be honest.

Jen is very upset that you showed Heather that photo.

Oh my God, you and Emily.

I can't with you two working in tandem.

Jesus.

I hope this is peaceful.

Okay, now I'm going to go start a fight.

Also, by the way, no subtlety.

No subtlety whatsoever, but let's not forget this one little thing that Tamara just said that Shannon really holds on to grudges.

I was like,

it was like within the calendar year, and um,

she

just got a DUI and she was working on like trying to drink more responsibly and be sober.

And you were coming at her and screaming at her and saying that she was an alcoholic.

And now she's like, Oh, she just can't get over it.

She's such a grudge holder.

It's like, No,

she's allowed to hold this grudge for a little bit.

I'm, I'm not going to give that

typical tamara, you know, blows stuff up.

And it's like, oh my God, why is it so mad?

They said sensitive.

Everybody said said snowflake.

So then, um,

now we see Jen and uh, Jen talking to Gina in the bedroom, a flashback.

And Jen's like, Oh, yeah, I saw Emily the other day and she brought up the fatty photo.

And I got pissy.

She's like, Oh, well, it's good to communicate things that bother you.

You don't want it to continue to happen.

You should tell Tamara right now, like on this trip for sure.

You, you, you should definitely communicate.

But it nothing changes until Tamara changes.

So, Tamara's like, Well, why don't I show this some fucking ugly picture or something?

Well, that's how it was presented, Tamara.

And who presented it?

Heather.

Heather.

Oh, so now we're going to turn it around to Heather.

It's Tamara

who did all of this.

And now we're going to turn this into a Heather fight.

Of course.

So then we see like a flashback to Heather saying, Tamara said to me that Jen wants to be here.

And then she showed me a picture of her as

heavy,

full-bodied, robust, large-boned,

wide,

big-shadowed.

Not like she was fat or anything.

She just showed me a picture of her.

An unwanted photo of her.

Hmm.

How do I say this?

Fleshy.

A fleshy photo.

It was a fleshy photo.

Well, I didn't know it was presented as a fat photo.

Well, I mean, when you told me that Tamara pulled out the fat photo, that like that's what I hear.

Yeah,

Heather said that it was a fat photo, so Heather tried to set you up by calling it a fat photo, even though it wasn't a fat photo.

Well, that's unfortunate that Heather made it out like that because it wasn't a fat photo, it was just a photo that was fat.

It was just, it was, it was literally a fat photo, like the, it was printed on very big paper.

Okay, I'm doubling for everything.

So then, uh, it's time for dinner.

Jen, Jen's like, how was your walk?

Because we barely made the, we, we barely made it for the landmines.

Well, it wasn't easy walking.

She's like, yeah, there was a lot of eventually there.

But Gina brought up something

on the walk.

And she said that when we talked today, you didn't feel totally resolved.

Do you want to resolve it right now?

And by the way, thank you so much for asking.

Okay, go ahead, Ben.

Please.

I'm so sorry for interrupting.

Thank you so much.

Go ahead.

I believe at this point, they're sitting down for dinner, right?

This is dinner time.

They're sitting at that table for dinner, right, Ronnie?

Yeah.

Some meal.

I have some meal in housewives' time tamara is wearing like a cowboy hat and there's like it's very sort of like warmly hued in there it's like candlelit or something like that the way with the way with her she has like huge amounts of like eye makeup on like black eye makeup and it basically makes her eyes she looks like an alien she truly looks like the the tall grays or whatever it is like black eyes they're fully black eyes and she has her like tapered face and i was like this is it tamara is showing her full form.

She is truly an alien now.

And I like, look, I was like, this is, this wasn't even a joke.

I was like, she literally looks like an alien.

She has arrived from another planet and now it all makes sense.

She is not a human.

It explains why she has so much difficulty with human emotions because she's just been trying to study and trying to fit in as best as her alien self can.

Okay, well, thank you so much.

You come in peace.

I hear you.

I will take you to my leader once I find him.

But, you know, the girls were telling me that you showed them a fatty photo.

She was like, I never said it was a fatty photo.

It was just a photo where you were fatting it.

It's not like I called you fat.

She's like, oh, well, then what was the intent?

Oh, well, basically, it was to call you fat.

So you're calling me fat?

No, I didn't call you fat.

I just showed a fatty photo of you.

I mean, what's your supposed to do?

Are you going to get mad at the Bible that the bush burned?

It's not the Bible's fault.

It was just the scrap of the bush.

Look, okay, I'm going to be totally honest.

Okay.

I was talking about the fact that I felt like you just changed.

She's touched, you know, she just changed from one person that she was, a super fat, ugly, fat person.

And then you just change.

It just is like a lot to deal with.

And you're just different.

And you were this shy, timid, extremely fat girl before.

And now you were super insecure on behalf of you being fat.

And then you just changed completely.

You just changed into like a non-fat person.

That's all I was saying.

Wait, so you're saying I look different to you?

Yeah, you look totally different.

I mean, you were this shy, timid girl who was very fat.

And now you're this, this, you know, want to be me girl who's not as fat.

What do you want?

I mean,

it's like you were super insecure.

And then you just changed.

Now you're not insecure.

I hate non-insecure people.

And so she's like, okay, well, I did lose weight because when I was married, I was so lonely.

And when the kids were napping, not even hungry, I would eat and snack because something about food made me happy.

Well,

yeah, welcome to my life.

Like, like, why are we going to make this now?

Now Jen's going to piss me off in this scene because now she's acting like that was the the worst thing in the world too so tamara's like um well now now our boots are constantly she's always wearing tight things

she's gonna get married to a man with a cyber truck she's driving around in the triangle fat people can't fit in triangles

i remember hearing that ryan what he likes is tits on a stick and jen's pretty much like that so guess what i'm not fat shaming you i'm skinny shaming you aha so jen's like well where did i show you any different friendship by the way why is it a problem for you Listen, I think it started becoming a problem when we did go to Cabo and Ryan's like, I'm in love with Jennifer.

And I would go, she's married and fat.

And he goes, I know, she's going to leave her husband and then get skinny.

And then two months prior to that, Will was at our house and now we're looking like assholes because we're hanging out with the boyfriend.

And Eddie's like, I feel 30.

So then I took a bath with him on camera.

And America loved him.

She's so full of shit.

And I'm glad that Tamara, that Shannon at least calls it out because she's like, I mean, can you look in the mirror?

Because you had an affair with Eddie when you were married to Simon.

So

okay, well, I'm sorry that I showed the picture.

Okay, I'm sorry.

Well, I feel like this is good because you guys are talking.

And you know what?

Stars don't have any calories.

So you should take it.

Can I see the picture, please?

Can I please see it?

Like, okay, shut up.

It's like, yeah, let's put this picture to bed.

She's like, okay, like, was that being shady?

Probably, but yeah, take a look.

Take a look.

I was being shady because I was standing in front of somebody who created a lot of shade when they sit in front of the sun because you were really fat you were so fat

yeah you know back in those days Jen you wouldn't sit around the house you would sit around the house

I've never really understood that joke truly really never understood that but thank you I mean I think that's that's a nice thing to say right

so um they show her the picture and Jen looks at it she goes oh that's a disgusting picture okay now you're pissing me off because it's not disgusting to be five pounds overweight.

What the fuck is wrong with you people, Jen?

My God.

Tremor's like, Yeah, well, it's not the best picture of me either because I was a size

minus one and now I'm a size minus two.

So I was still mortified.

Do you know what's like?

Let me look at that.

Let me look at that.

Honestly, it's not the best picture of either of you.

Like, neither one of you wins.

I'm like, okay,

re-roll season one.

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

All of you are horrible.

You're all horrible human beings.

And Jen's like, why do you go there, Tamara?

I mean, this is such bullshit.

If Evie did this to one of her girlfriends now at 14, I'd be like, you're a little bitch.

And also, you're the new mother of five new cats.

So please take care of them.

You showed this picture because you have low self-esteem, because you are so insecure.

So you had to find some photo of me to pass around to our girlfriends that made you feel better.

By the way, thank you so much.

Thank you for reminding me of that wonderful day that we took that photo.

That was a lovely time.

Thank you.

You're right.

I'm thin secure.

I'm thin secure.

You're right.

I'm secure in my thin thinny.

But I apologize.

That was shitty for me to do.

Oh, I hear that, Tamara.

I hear it.

I hear it.

But you know what?

I'm like, I'm myself for the first time in 47 years.

And I think the problem, you don't like this version of me.

You don't like this, me.

And I can tell.

She was like, no, that's not true.

I just like you're so much stronger, you know, holding back forks.

And you've got more of an opinion about, you know, just dumb things that don't make much sense.

And you have a voice now because your mouth is always shut full of Pop-Tarts.

So I actually love that.

Good for you.

Okay, well, it doesn't feel like you do support me.

Listen, I just told you I was pissed off of you because you kept fucking poking at me.

You know, when I apologize, no one wants to accept it.

They just want to fight back with me, bitch.

So Tamara's look.

What do you want me to say?

Do you want blood?

Do you want blood?

Actually, yes,

my vampire facialist has actually closed down.

So I could actually use a little bit of blood in my face right now, Tamra.

When are you opening your veins?

So then now Shannon's furious for no reason.

She's like, oh, you know what, Tamra?

You know what?

You don't want to take accountability for what you do.

You go low.

You go low.

That's right.

I do take accountability.

I say, Sarah.

I say, Sarah, bitch.

It's so sincere every single time.

Okay, you go low when you're mad and we all need to say, oh, it's okay, Tamara, can go low because that's just who she is.

Well, I don't go that low and she doesn't go that low and you don't go that low and the hot dog man back there he doesn't go that low

he actually did just go low he hid behind the hot dog cart stop crunching down i can still see you

i got you look inside the hot dog bun

oh yeah but shannon you just do it behind everyone's back because you don't want people to know

Well, isn't that all right?

Not all right, but like, isn't that like if you're going to go low?

I mean,

no.

So Shannon's like, you know what?

I'd like you, you tamara pleader i'd like you oh it really sounds like it and and i have res but i have reservations at the olive garden later does anyone want to go to the olive garden this food is just not doing it for me i don't know if you realize how hard it was last year because there was not one time that you did not come after me but i was hurt i was hurt because i thought we were so close

No, you spent the entire previous year talking about Shannon being a shitty friend to you because of her divorce with David and like, you know, sucking the life out of you.

So she goes, Well, apparently it's just fun to call me a drunk and a C-word and an alcoholic and have another drink every time you see me.

Oh, so

I mean, I don't want to go back with Shannon, but you would drink and you would say things that were not great about people.

Okay, well, then let's go back.

Let's go back.

I mean, even Gina said she's concerned about your drinking right now.

My Gina.

Oh, God.

So predictable.

What do you mean?

What, Gina?

Who?

What?

And I worry about you.

I worry about you.

That's what I had said.

And then it's like,

and we close the episode.

To be continued, was Gina being shitty like usual, or was Gina being shitty like usual?

We'll have to wait and see next week.

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