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This is part two of a two-part recap.

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But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode.

So now we go to Angie arriving at Heather's house.

Speaking of Heather Gay,

and she goes upstairs to this room.

There's this big room with all these nice windows and snowing outside.

It's actually quite cozy.

And Heather's like, hi, I'm turning this room into, well, it was a storage room for all the girls' stuff.

That was, you know, it was both a physical burden, but also a metaphorical burden because it reminded me that I would be trapped in my bedroom.

The only place where I could find a sanctuary was underneath the duvet.

So I moved all of it out, just like my daughter's.

And I'm just going to make it my own creative office because I haven't been able to experience creativity since since that first baby's head popped out of my vagina so many years ago.

But now it's flowing through my veins once again.

And like it's now my study annex.

It's gonna have a desk.

It's gonna have a bookcase.

And this is where I'm gonna write.

This is where I'm gonna do all the fun things I never got to do because I have daughters.

I am Greek.

I am Greek.

I am Greek.

Oh, wow, it's a special doorbell chime for Angie.

Angie, come in.

I'm finally getting rid of my daughters.

I'm going to call this the bitches are gone realm.

Come in.

check it out.

You know, for the past eight years, I feel like I've operated from my bread and bed and from bread too.

And a lot of people would call that clinical depression, but I call that effectiveness, as in my daughters are so effective in making me want to just crawl up into my bed and stay there for the rest of my life.

So she's got pink colors.

They're all different versions of really bright white.

There's like one that's tinted pink and one that's tinted mint, but they're kind of fluorescent once they start putting them on the wall.

But I mean, any of them.

Yeah, I don't know.

I don't like that.

They're too icy for living.

You're already living in an icy place, you know?

You need some warmth in there, right?

Well, I just kind of feel like

if you're going to go that light, just keep it white.

But I like the, like the, sort of like that light yellow, sort of like kind of Easter colors.

She's like, I'm trying to get away from the trauma of Mormonism, which is why I'm going to paint this room in the colors of Easter.

It's like, no, just keep it white or go for like a dark contrast but all the three colors that she put up there pink butter and like whatever the parameter or something like green yeah i didn't like any of them i'm kind of fluorescenty

so she's like it's supposed to be an ice blue ice pink and then a butter yellow and angie is like well my house is stark white well mine is too it's white everywhere in here i just look like floating eyes walking through my house and she's like okay well electra doesn't like how modern and clean our house is.

She wants to live somewhere warmer.

She loves patterns and non-Greek people.

Is she rebelling because of what she grew up in?

Or is she really, this is who she's really going to be?

Did I raise a daughter who likes patterns?

I know I love that was the big, the worst thing.

She likes patterns.

She gets excited every time we drive by a chevron station.

So the other day she told her that she's working on getting her Greek citizenship.

And Heather's like, oh my God, you are.

I'd love that.

And so they hug and stuff.

And she's like, well, I had to tell you, but when I shared it with Electra, I thought she would say, ooh, cool.

But her reaction was not what I expected.

Doodle dee doot, doodle-de-doot, doodle-de-doot.

So we go to a memory of her telling, her telling Elektra that she's getting her citizenship.

And Electra's like, I don't care.

You're really taking this Greek thing far, far, mom.

Fuck.

She's like, well, mom, that's your whole identity, but it's not mine.

And I don't know why you're make being Greek your whole identity.

Did I not give her enough baklava?

Did I not give her enough Spana copa as a child?

Have I failed?

Have I failed, Zeus?

She said,

She said the most offensive thing that she could ever say to me.

She said, Mom, not every day is Lainey Kazan De.

How dare you?

I'll tell you, Electra is never going to be on house hunters because they don't like people that say, I grew up in a modern house and therefore I don't want that.

Like everyone in househunters is just like reliving their childhood.

Like, well, I really want to have an open concept house with dark white because that's what I grew up with.

And I just really love it.

Yeah.

Especially the men, though, on that show.

The men are like really attached to their childhood homes.

They're like, this is the first time.

My father really disapproved of me.

And the first memory I had of him being disappointed in me, the room had wood paneling.

So I'd love a a room with wood paneling.

It's like, bro.

We had a leaky radiator growing up that almost gave us carbon monoxide poisoning five times.

So if we could have that in the house, I would love that.

It's just

great.

I love that thrill.

That's what they all are because they don't have any design sense and they don't, they don't know anything about interior design or like what makes a house good.

So all they can rely on is like their fond childhood memories.

And then all these people have to like cater to it.

And it's so stupid.

But anyway, Angie is basically saying how like being a parent to a teen is like walking a tightrope and like she doesn't want to be me by her side every minute she doesn't need me by her side she's becoming independent and i'm like hello i am a recent gay icon in pop culture how do you not want me by your side i'm hilarious gays love me what is wrong with you I just want her to want to be my best friend and go everywhere with me.

Cut to Heather.

Thank God my daughters aren't by my side anymore.

Wanting to be me, wanting to be my best friend.

Fuck those bitches.

So

Heather's like, wow, it really hurts.

You have to put your ego on the back burner with girls, you know?

That's what I tell them.

Put your ego on the back burner and put your backpack on your back with all of your belongings into it and get out of my house.

You know me, Heather Gay, known for putting her ego on the back burner.

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So we've talked about Ice Pink.

Let's talk about the party the other day, okay, at Amy, the socialite's house.

It was just so loud.

I was just so afraid of getting caught in the fray of all of it.

So I just hid.

I just hid away.

More like you lit the match and then covered

while the explosion went off.

You didn't threw the rock.

You're not through the rock and you ran and hide.

You ran and hid your hands.

The match.

Mall top cocktail.

You are not a shrinking violet.

Roses are red.

Violets are shrinking.

Wait.

So then we see a flashback of literally Heather running away from the conflict that she was part of brewing up.

And then we'd be like, wait, Heather, I can't do this without you.

Roses are red.

What are violets?

What color are they?

Violets are green.

See, I need Heather.

Yeah, you did disappear.

And I'm like, where are you?

I needed you.

But Brittany ran over to Lisa and sells me out to bring up my comment.

And Heather's like, well, clearly we have a friend who's either in financial distress or living a lie or she's under attack because of these lawsuits.

So what is it?

Part of me has compassion for her.

And then part of me is like, she's never going to change.

She aggrandizes everything.

I'm...

Sorry, you're Angie K.

Did you just say, did you say that word?

I did.

I learned it today in Greek vocabulary class.

She brags about everything.

She misses a girl's trip to be with Ben Affleck.

She's claiming she's going to Ben Affleck's premiere party.

And yet she's posting photos like those AI photos of herself in a hotel room.

And we see a photo of Lisa living, like looking all chic with like an AI hotel room in the background.

And she's like, yeah, she said at lunch with me that she had a very different life than me, you know?

And she's just total rich and fancy life outside of our circle.

But we're all women.

We're all women who deserve a chance, A chance to be fancy, a chance to be aggrandizing.

Hey, wait a minute.

I said that word.

No, I learned that word from Rihanna.

That's my celebrity friend.

Oh, okay.

You know, it hurt my feelings.

It says, our lives are not that different.

I said our lives are not that different.

And we're both sitting in the same restaurant.

We're both wearing the same thigh-high boots.

I mean, hello.

If you were so famous, why would you be wearing the same thigh-high boots as I am, right?

Like, I thought we had a lot more in common.

We both love boots that come up to the same part of our leg.

Everyone's been, I've read a lot of comments that people are like, oh, God, look at Heather, you know, always kissing someone's ass.

Now she's kissing ass, trying to be friends with Lisa.

I don't really see that.

I see her as like manipulating and just being like, okay, well, let's turn everybody against Lisa because she's lighting this fire to make Lisa fight with everybody.

I mean, the ladies were talking about it, but the way that Heather repeated it to Lisa was to start a huge war, which she did, and then just sat back and kind of laughed.

So I don't know if she's trying to like kiss Lisa's ass or if she's really just trying to be like, okay, fine, I'll be friends with Lisa.

And now you guys can all see what a monster she is.

And so she's just, you know, pushing, not that Lisa needs much help, honestly.

But yeah, I'm confused about Heather's motives here.

It's going to be interesting to see how she acts the rest of the season.

Well, I really value my friendship with Lisa and I've worked hard to stay in a good place with Lisa.

And part of part of that is me accepting her how she is.

And I'm not trying to change or improve her behavior, but she's almost impossible to defend at this point.

I mean, we're wearing the same thigh-high boots.

I mean, I'm supposed to defend her.

And this is how she acts, bragging about hanging out with Ben Affleck and, you know, Cela Ward.

It's hard.

It's hard for me.

Well, she throws her grenades and then she diminishes what you've done to confuse you and to distract you.

And I just want the truth.

I told her the other night, let us let me in.

Let us be friends.

Tell us about your loss.

I love how Andrew reframes it.

It's like, I was just trying to be her friend.

Tell me about your losses.

I really want to know.

Well, you know, I think Lisa thought you guys had a real friendship.

And so that's why she feels like this is a real betrayal, sort of like the betrayal I felt when I thought having daughters would be enriching.

And instead, it robbed me of all the joy in my life.

I feel betrayed too though by all of the nothing she has done to me this season i'm very very betrayed

um so then we go to the blue sky lodge and it's skeet shooting time and we get like a nice slow motion shot of lisa from behind aiming her gun being all sexy skeet shoot shooting a skeet

Yeah, and they're shooting and it's like, and she's like, blue sky is like a refuge for me.

So to go skeet shooting, it's something I do with my family.

And like, I don't really want everybody here it's like a very private emotional cozy important skeet shooting scene and it's only a few people can be here like some people are so willing to stab me in the backs so i'm sure they would wouldn't have a problem shooting me either

so i only invited emma mareth mara and heather this is the right group to to to let off some steam before i go blow things up at lunch so like mary says when is or mary and lisa close so then everyone's shooting their their their their claybirds, their clays, but Heather doesn't get it, which is sad.

Yeah, Heather's the only one that doesn't get it, which was kind of shocking.

How everybody else got it?

Yeah.

Have you ever done shooting?

No.

I look so hard.

It looks so hard.

Yeah.

It's like a little tiny moving dot in the sky.

I don't, I don't think I'd be able to do it.

You can't do that.

Yeah, I remember playing it in Duck Hunt, and I was like, I can't do this.

I was terrible at Duck Hunt.

I'm still terrible at Duck Hunt.

I think they have a David Dodsters or one of those.

I've played it recently and I still suck.

I mean, I would hold my gun right up to the screen.

You're supposed to stand back, but I'd hold my gun right up to the screen.

I'd be like,

you know, and I still somehow wouldn't get the ducks.

Yeah.

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and laugh at you.

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So now it's time to go to the Lodge of Blue Sky for lunch.

So Angie, Bronwyn, Brittany, and Whitney.

Brittany and Whitney, Bronwyn and Angie, they arrive.

And Angie is like, I'm surprised she is even hosting a lunch and invited us.

What more could she possibly have to say?

um

there's got to be a reason that we are here and surely there is and it has to do with kinko's poster board printing

yeah um they all go into a room and it has giant posters of like various court documents and they all say dismissed across them and bromwin's like this is like the dumbest thing i've ever seen and I've seen my own confessionals.

This is dumb.

She's cracking up.

She's like, this is ridiculous.

It is ridiculous.

It's also very Karen Huger coded, you know, her tax meeting or her tax press conference or whatever she has on girls.

So she's like, you know what?

Hi, everybody.

Welcome to lunch.

I just want to point this out.

Allegations are not facts.

And for those that need to know that, deny, deny, deny.

Okay.

And they're just cringing.

Everybody's like, oh my God.

Ron was like, those posters are just so childish for so many reasons.

And, you know, the main one,

like, it's like the kind of posters I made at FedEx Studio, okay, when I was in middle school.

Like, this is just, this is laughable to me.

Hold on, hold on.

I'll laugh.

Laughable.

Barry's like, well, I'm confused.

I'm going to stay confused and I will leave confused, which is funny, but also applies to so many scenes that Mary is in.

It's not the first time she's had to say that sentence.

It's just Mary's, Mary's role, you know?

So she walks in and Mary's the only one who walks right up to the posters and tries to read them, which I really liked.

So she's trying to read them and she goes, wait,

where's the clarity?

Where's the clarity?

Like, why is it blurred?

It's hurting my eyes.

It's too blurred.

And she's right.

Lisa has stuff up there, but some of it's like blurred out and none of it really says anything, you know?

So she's, she's saying she wants to have this transparent lunch, but she's not transparent about anything or talks about what any of the cases were about and why they were bullshit.

And she's just like, I can't.

You can't have a transparent lunch.

you know you can't have a transparent lunch and put up blurry images just say that right now so heather's like wow it's like a science fair but no one actually did their project i love that she has easels ps i hate science fairs i'm like okay heather this is not your greatest work

we're reaching the bottom of the barrel of your uh interview commentary here so we're like i love the photoshop work it's fabulous raw wins like yeah the photoshop is fantastic this proves nothing by the way

she took some current document and then she put a red stamp on it hey it's important to put make things red because unity is my daughter and there's a picture of john and lisa and it's like a houseboat or a yacht i'm confused so good so she not only puts up poster boards she puts pictures up to remind them that she's rich She just has some random picture blown up of them standing on the edge of a boat.

And Mary's like,

why am I looking at them on a yacht?

And Andy says, it's very far away.

So you can't see that.

That was like 30 years ago was the last time she was on a yacht.

And then there's a picture of them at a jazz game.

And Brittany's like, oh my God, that's a really cute picture of you guys.

Yeah, I know.

That's me and John front row at the jazz game.

And then Robin just looks at it and it's like, yeah, these are not actually courtside seats because these are not the folding chairs by the court, but a nice try.

I was like, I love that she just clocked that right away.

Like, this is not court side.

But Lisa's just so out of touch.

I mean, to post jazz, you sitting in good jazz seats when the whole plot two years ago was just for jazz, you giving, you taking jizz for getting jazz tickets.

And now the allegation is that you've been fucking some guy for his Amex card and it was the same guy who was getting you the jizz for jazz tickets.

And now you're posting pictures bragging about the jazz tickets.

It's like, come on, man.

You need to fight for your own cause here.

It's like you're providing evidence.

Yeah, seriously.

So Lisa's like, hey, Meredith, the lawyer, I thought you would have pressed us.

And then she's like, showing up, there's a poster that just has like all these allegations that like she says are like deny, deny, deny, deny, deny.

We'd later find out, well, actually, I'm sorry, the allegations all say denied, denied, denied, denied.

The allegations are denied, but she has written dismissed.

which is different.

And Meredith says, well, in my expert legal opinion, I don't think these posters are what you would normally use as exhibits in a courtroom.

However, they get the point across and

I think they'd be great artwork for the back of my DJ set.

So Lisa's like, well, this is litigation by Lisa Barlow.

People can sue you for anything.

You could look at them the wrong way.

They can sue you.

Your coffee might be too hot when you go through a drive-through.

They could sue you.

Sometimes they think that because you have too many Chanel bags, that they should have those Chanel bags too.

So they can sue you for those two and you can allege everything so yeah I figured I'm gonna have a little lunch and we're gonna talk about the allegations versus the facts I'm like okay okay she's like very afraid of like a communist agenda she's like they want my bags because I've got bags I will not give bags to the par no I earned that like okay let's relax a little bit but also please do talk about allegations versus facts I mean if that's what you're gonna do but you know this wasn't spilling coffee into McDonald's Lisa like so if you're gonna talk about the cases do it writing denied deny it's like, you're accused of this.

I deny it.

Boom.

Innocent, innocent.

They wrote down denied.

So innocent.

So Heather's like, wow, I love the decor.

What's the theme of this luncheon?

Have I done the science fair thing yet?

Okay, today is all about May and about the things that people like to discuss about May.

And like on Comp Day, awful things were said about May.

So I decided I would dedicate a lunch where you guys can like get complete clarity on accusations and misinformations and lies.

And by clarity, I mean you can start to say things and they'll be like, no,

no,

no.

But we've already read it.

That's how we know about it.

Yeah, we read it, Lisa.

We read it.

But obviously not very good because you didn't spend the extra $25 to get dismissals.

So you know what?

If you spent $25, they would have said dismissal.

So, you know what?

But what is it clarify?

You're cheating.

What are you guys assuming?

Because you didn't have $25.

Lisa.

Is that what you're saying?

Lisa, what is it, Clarify?

Yeah.

Yeah, clarify, dismissed, dismissed, dismissed.

It all says dismissed.

That's what it says.

It's very clarified.

Oh, dismissed?

Because you pay them back or dismissed because they were fake.

Yeah, you know what?

It's dismissed because it's none of your fucking bad masks.

That's why it was that's masks.

Lisa, you can't have a party and be like, I'm here to clarify things.

And someone says, okay, so here's a question.

Well, it's none of your business.

It's not how that works.

She's doing so, so badly.

It's just so bad.

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Okay, well, I will ask you some questions that could actually help you and shut it down.

But, you know, look, things that look strange.

People are reading that you had another man's credit card in your wallet.

You know what?

I'm happy to run around and explain things.

For example, dismissed.

Dismash.

You know, it's dismissed.

Number two, this man aggrandized you and paid your car off.

Number three, this man paid for your remodel of your home.

Yeah, but you know what?

Denied.

That's why the court case says denied, denied, denied, denied, denied.

$118,000.

Yeah, but that's not true.

None of that's true.

It's all denied.

You can read it.

You know what?

Pay $25 and you can read it in the court case.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

Go ahead.

Lisa can Photoshop dismissed on any document she wants, but for the one case that's still open, Lisa and her lawyer are only denying these claims and that case is actually case is actually not dismissed

yeah but you know what i can say for without a doubt this is a fanciful tale read my response like there's something on the menu that's called the fanciful tale because it's like fanciful it's like a tale and it's fanciful and that's it that's all you need to know tasmas

It's such a stretch.

I love that she's like, yeah, this is a fanciful tale.

And I'm saying that phrase because there's a cocktail called the fanciful tale so it's a tie into the menu see i'm a good party planner

so you don't have a credit card that he got in your name and amy's like oh hi amy the socialite over here hi angie you know they were in business together and they were business partners so

lisa lisa what what was that part dismissed lisa It's in the process.

It's in the process, which you would know if you had like an extra $6 to pay for the processed parts.

But you won't dismiss us yeah get more money no but get more money so that you could know that it's like it's being processed but you wrote dismissed on it so

processed or is it being dismissed yeah but you could only see the word dismissed because i paid the extra nine dollars to see the dismissed word so you know basically i'm rich and you're poor So your response is you're just denying them.

That's your response that you're denying them.

Once again, these words are not interchangeable.

The claims are like being denied.

This one case is not dismissed.

It's just denied.

Yeah, but I hope you enjoy that cocktail on the menu called Fanciful Tale, because that's how my lawyer described these allegations.

He said, you know what?

It's a fanciful tale.

So we made a drink out of it.

Do you guys like it?

I'm innocent.

I'm going to just say this right now.

I don't think any lawyer said this is a fanciful tale.

I do.

I think it was like, oh, really?

Well, this is all a nice fanciful tale, but we are going to move to have this dismissed.

And she's like, yeah, it was the fanciful tale.

Ask my lawyer.

That's it.

I feel like the fanciful tale was like the name of the cocktail that was already on the menu.

That's, and she's like, oh, yeah, put that on our menu.

Yeah, because it's like, I'll just say my lawyer said that.

It's so good.

It's so good.

Denied, denied, denied.

So Angie's like, I don't even understand.

I think that she put that, she, she named the drink for that because she made the menu.

It's her lunch.

So wasn't it all stuff that was based on this court case?

It's like, okay, everybody, enjoy the dismissed salad.

You know what?

Okay, I hope you guys enjoy the pay the extra $11 pot stickers.

Enjoy this cocoa that's brought to you by Swiss Dismiss.

So Angie is like, I don't even understand what she's talking about.

And I keep hearing fanciful tale like she's like a princess in a story that has a happy ending, but it's not a goddamn fairy tale.

You're not wearing a princess dress.

You're not twirling around booty boopity boop.

And then all the cases disappear because that's what she's trying to make it sound like.

Yeah, um, Lisa's not doing great here.

So she's, uh, Bromwin's like, okay, well, um, I don't believe you.

It's not just me.

You've done it to other people at the table too.

Okay.

You've, you've done digging.

You're a digger.

You've dug behind my back.

You've done it to a lot of people.

And she's like, I didn't dig behind your back.

I didn't dig behind your back.

You know what, Broman?

You're so full of shut.

You know what?

You don't know anything about digging, but we do know that you like to dig.

Yeah.

Now that you dig, you're a digger.

You know when everybody tells me you've done it to them yeah no i do know that because you're digging that's why you're digging you know what you're obsessed with talking about me because you got busted lying on jewelry you didn't buy and you can't buy you know what i'm none of your business and you're none of mine don't talk to me ever again digger don't ever do it

i love whenever she says don't talk to me ever again she does that all the time like never speak to me for the rest of eternity like when you're like still at a table with her bro and like well then why do you keep talking about me it's endless the amount of things you say about me you came into Amy's house.

I had to apologize to Amy for this fight that we had in her house.

And Amy, once again, so sorry about that.

Don't speak.

You don't have to respond to that.

You were calling me a whore.

You did do that, Lisa.

I never called you a whore, okay?

It's Peggy to brag about doing bow jobs.

That's you said I suck dick for money.

Okay, you said that.

Is this how you're trying to get away from the fact that your husband's a misogynistic asshole?

Is that what you're saying?

What the misogynist at the table is you saying I suck dick for money?

Because that's misogynist.

This gets a big head nod for me because that is female on female bullshit.

And you know it.

Big head nod.

Honey, honey, honey.

You know what?

The only reason you brought it up is because you got busted lying.

You got busted lying.

And I have explained to all of them this.

You chose not to come camping and you chose not to listen to my story about how I was just trying to fit in with the cool girls.

And I'm actually almost a victim at this point for my own lying.

Yeah, but you know why?

Because Ben Affleck and Blake Lively at Anna Kendrick's movie premieres.

You know what?

So sorry.

Like Anna Kendrick is more important okay

wow she really used the anna kendrick card there to get out of that one she would have thought i didn't know that was a card that was available

and mary just starts laughing she's like wow yes anna kendrick yes

Guys, none of that stuff matters.

Sort of like my wants and wishes while I had daughters in the house.

What matters is that we were all on a trip and Browen dropped a lot of facts about Lisa that you were wanting to have a luncheon to what?

Clarify.

Let's talk about it, okay?

But you know what?

Let me clarify this.

Let me clarify this.

Desmas.

Deathmast.

Deathmast.

Well, I hope it's not true.

And I hope you do clear it up because I don't want to be, you know what?

I don't want this to be the case, Lisa.

I don't want this to be the case.

I don't.

I don't.

Well, I want to make this very clear.

All of this is true and these things happened.

I did get sued one, two, three, four, and I'll probably get sued in the future.

okay probably by anna kendrick let's be honest but is there merit to it no can anyone sue for anything yes do i have money yes do i love my business yes am i proud of what i accomplished yes do i factor my receivables 100 do i love a rhetorical question yes where did that come from

all of it made yeah all of it was making sense until do i factor my receivables 100

i don't even know what that means does it suck

so

Whitney gets upset about this.

Yeah, I don't know if her receivables are the money she's getting from her business partner and she's factoring that.

I mean, I have no idea.

So Whitney's like, Lisa is completely unhinged.

Now that we're talking about factoring, I can't even say she's a train that went off the rails.

Like, she's derailed.

Yeah.

She's not off the rails.

She's derailed.

If you know what I mean, like we do.

Factoring receivables is a financial process where a business sells its unpaid customer invoices to a factory income.

I guess like you get, you sell your debt, I guess.

For those wondering.

So,

and she's like, I thought I was invited to a ladies' luncheon.

Are we going to order?

I like that the girl comes over and she's like, Can we order?

Just like this little teenager.

And they just keep screaming at each other and fighting over it.

Heather's like, I'll have to, thank God my fucking daughters are out of my house, stupid little bitches.

Soup.

thank you

great um

so yeah um so lisa's like well what were you hoping to gain from talking bad about me and naja's like okay let's clear it up will you listen oh why would you do it behind my back it's like lisa you elected not to go on the first big trip of the season and then you're shocked that your show that's built on gossip like had you in the crosshairs like that's what you get you know sorry you're just if you want to control the narrative you got to be there so mirror is saying like

this is why she's so perfect for this show.

Because all she needs to do is say, You guys, everybody gets sued.

You guys know that.

This stuff is a bunch of bullshit.

This guy's, you know, you ask me whatever questions.

Okay, Lisa, did you have a credit card?

Yes, I worked with the guy.

It's normal for us to both have credit cards for the business.

He was the funder of the business, so that's why the credit card was under his name.

Why didn't you pay it?

Yeah, because we got in a business dispute and he's trying to.

I mean, she could just

calmly answer the shit and it would go away.

But But instead, she's like, that's bad.

That's a poster.

She's also like totally unhinged as she says this stuff.

Like, like, lady, you're the one who's.

No, she's not unhinged.

She's

thehing.

She's off the hinged.

The hinge.

No, but it's just funny because Lisa, it's like you, you.

You're not ambushed in this situation.

You have all your talking points.

The fact that she can't like recite her talking points calmly, the fact that she like flies off the the handle immediately when she has all she's she created this event how are you not in control of your own narrative at your own party that was to surprise them like she's just like screaming like you don't know you don't know go away i don't want to talk to you ever again it's like lisa like you you should have complete control in this scene and she's like i'm asking i'm i'm gonna ask a very simple question and it might even be a two-parter okay What was your objective in talking behind my back?

And what were you hoping to gain from that?

It's like an HR question all of a sudden.

Well, what were you hoping to gain from these posters but i'm asking a simple question okay what what were you gaining should okay number one i've watched you talk about people's businesses no you haven't yes i have no you haven't thank you for the story though thank you for the story you know what your story's done you that was like a poor person's story

12 for an extra page to finish your story this is greek frustrating no you're frustrated you're frustrating well Well, you're very frustrating.

No one makes me want to get out of my chair more than you because that's my iconic thing is to get out of a chair.

And I mean, you've been one of my closest friends, but you are also so fucking frustrating when you won't listen.

You are too frustrating, frustrating.

And then it goes to commercial break and we come back.

Angie's like, and you, and you talk, and I'm willing to listen.

And I added on to that comment that was made.

And I'm just going to spell it out again.

No, I'm not the one trying to be Genshin.

Oh.

And so now Angie gets really pissed.

It's like, you think I i want to be gentle

you look like her though but you look like her you've got the same hair girl the same everything she's like no this is my hair girl she now she stands now she's mad because they're fighting about hair girls and brown girls

yeah that's what you really need to get to angie like you mess with her hair girls you are dead

Yeah, this is a nice twist on the Tamara judge.

Jen wants to look like me.

Now we have a you want to look like Jen, in this case, Shaw fight with her, with your hair.

So Lisa's like, Yeah, okay, you don't have the same hair, but you have the same brow girl and the same lash girl and the same nail girl.

God forbid.

So Angie's like,

I have been going to my brow girl for 14 years.

Listen, see, look, you better listen to this because this is about a brow girl.

You better listen.

My brow girl for 14 years, she's the fucking best brow girl in all of Salt Lake City.

And Brittany's like, wait a second.

Is that the same brow girl who was flirting with Jared?

Flashback to one year ago, Angie telling Sean that her brow girl was getting DMs from Jared.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

But what about

herself?

Oh, so Angie's like, everybody knows the brow girl.

You've used her.

You've used her.

You've tried her.

You've tried her.

And Lisa, Brittany's like, but I want to know.

Does anyone else want to know?

Am I the only one who wants to know about the brow girl?

Lisa goes, I haven't used the brow girl.

No, I haven't done it.

Like, everyone ignores Brittany as she tries to like nivet herself into this.

And then Angie's like, everyone loves her.

And Mary's like, yeah, she's the best.

And Emily's like, this is totally stupid.

It's like a science fair.

Lisa, get to the meat and potatoes.

So the waitress is trying to get orders and it's a mess.

And they won't stop yelling at each other, Lisa and Angie.

And

Amy stands up finally.

It's like, Lisa, we have to order, please.

she's like you compared me to jen shaw um but we can get back to this lisa please we need to order food we need to have food in front of us that we're not eating lisa it's the point of the show

it seems like if you're gonna have a lunch there should be food man cannot survive on poster board alone

um by the way why can't angie just say it was a joke lisa it was a joke i mean because that's i've been waiting for like two episodes for angie just to say it was a joke but they can't get to it because now whitney jumps in and she goes wait can I ask a question and I think it's gonna clarify a lot

what's wind like what is it if you think about it think about it who's blowing it

where does it come from where's it going

If you are being accused of asking for $400,000 and we hear about it and we read about it and we're tagged in it, what are we supposed to think?

Whitney, there are a lot of accusations about you online and that doesn't make them true

yeah but like now you pipe in meredith you were silent when we were camping

no i was not silent

face timing with my toddler and

he was safe from martha sorenson or molly sorenson or whoever that evil woman was who wants to prey on my baby Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

So we see a flashback to camping and Meredith Meredith is like, we shouldn't be speaking about this.

My Lisa's back.

We should wait until Lisa's here.

She needs the opportunity to present poster boards with her sayings on it.

And so we come back and Brittany's like, that was fun.

I mean, I thought it was fun.

I thought that was a scam you got for someone.

Yeah, what are you supposed to do?

Yeah, I think that's totally, totally acceptable.

Meredith Marks standing up.

So Brittany's like, well, I was surprised that Meredith didn't speak up more because she's got legal expertise.

okay well that's real funny Brittany another lie from you you know what you are we'll call you little miss perjury that's legal for lying because that's what you do under oath yeah you would know that if you paid the extra 18 to get to the perjury part non-payer

Well, I would have been interested in your perspective because you're the only one with a law degree.

Well, I spoke about it legally.

Maybe you need to listen legally.

Okay.

No, you didn't say it.

Was she not off?

I mean, like, mostly silent.

Wasn't she mostly silent everyone she was silent, right?

Did anyone know?

I don't want to hear more lies anymore, Mary.

I do not want to hear the lies anymore.

Mary's like, no, you did not stick up for your friend, Meredith.

Yes, I did, Mary.

I, I just said, no, you didn't.

Well, I spoke up.

I said, don't you dare say that.

I said, don't, don't say that.

And then, and then I said the rest through my eyes, which

is as loudly as my mouth.

They're trying to cause problems with us, Lisa.

Don't listen to them.

And Lisa's like, I'm not.

I'm not listening to them.

I believe yo.

I believe you, Meredith.

I believe yo.

This doesn't prove anything, Lisa.

It doesn't.

It doesn't.

Oh, yeah.

How are you unwinding your business, Whitney?

How are you unwinding at?

And Bron was like, her business.

Yeah, now they're all offended that she's talking about business.

How dare you?

Don't say anything about her business.

You're deflecting.

Oh, yeah.

But how are you unwinding that

you don't know anything about my business yeah stop it yeah you don't know anything about blake lively so but i'm i'm getting out of i'm getting out of business it didn't it didn't work out for me so no so nobody put money into your company no one did like a ten thousand dollar buy-on

no justin just and i put in money and chocolate syrup and we put in that money and i'm paying i um i'm paying out of um wait line can I start on the talk about this yeah but you know what then why are people bitching about you on TikTok yeah because you're like on TikTok digger digger there she is which was by the way true it was hilarious when when Lisa was going like heart in the paint saying she doesn't dig things up and like she's already brought up three different things in this luncheon alone about stuff that she's read somewhere well but yeah but Whitney's argument but no I don't think so because Whitney's argument was Lisa everyone's tagging us in all these stories online how are we not supposed to know and then Lisa and then she turns around and she's like oh you heard something about me on TikTok then you're digging no I mean if it's okay for you to talk about stories that you were tagged on on Instagram you think she's not tagged in all these stories too they're also ridiculous they're funny I don't know I I think Whitney has a point here because Lisa, because, well, the original argument was with Bromwyn and like Lisa is accusing Bronwyn of digging things up and Bromwyn's like, you dig.

And then Lisa's like, I don't dig.

I don't dig at all.

And then Lisa's like, oh, well, this is what I found out about you on TikTok.

It's like, you do dig as much as everyone else does.

And the truth is, like digging something up, like finding something on TikTok is

more diggy than

lawsuits being in the newspaper, I think.

No, I don't think so.

More people watch TikTok, especially in that group.

More people watch TikTok than read a newspaper.

I mean, look at Beverly Hills.

They couldn't even get through an entire article about Erica.

But they'll know everything that's on TikTok.

I mean, I don't think it's digging.

I mean, personally, I just don't think it's digging to say, oh, I saw something on TikTok about you.

We also.

Well, I think the point is that like, uh, Lisa's acting like she is like, oh, she's too busy to deal with this because she's dealing with Ben Affleck and Blake Lively and Anna Kendrick, but like, she's just down in the trenches like everyone else.

Yeah, yeah.

They're all this, they're all hypocrites, I guess is what I'm saying.

They're so silly because one minute Whitney's like, oh, really?

But we didn't, we didn't dig anything.

We just saw it on social media.

And then when Lisa's like, well, I saw something on social media, digger.

Okay.

They're all ridiculous.

So Whitney's like, bitch, there are so many TikToks about you and your new facelift, and I'm not bringing that up.

And there's legal documents like coming for me is not going to vindicate you in the court of law.

In the court of law.

Whitney, you're the last person that needs to be talking right now, just in general.

It has nothing to do with this argument.

You're fucking aware of that.

She's scared, everybody.

She's scared.

No, I'm not scared.

Dismissed.

Okay, are you fucking kidding me?

Are you fucking kidding me?

If I I were scared, would I have paid $25 extra dollars to get the full article?

I don't think so.

Okay,

because you're covering up for the truth because you're scared.

No, I'm not scared of the truth.

You're scared of the truth.

Guess what?

Guess what I just did?

I took what you said.

I turned it around and made it about you.

Because, yeah, you've lied about me.

Okay, you're scared about, you're scared about the truth because you lied.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you know what?

And there's a judge that says fucking dismissed.

And that's not a cover-up.

You unwinding your fake fucking

bleep is a cover-up.

Okay, that's what it is.

Bleep cover-up.

You don't know anything about that.

Why are you lying?

Why are you going there right now, Lisa?

Why are you lying?

You're disgusting, you fucking red.

I thought she said redneck, but I guess she said redhead.

Well, I thought she had said redneck, and then the cloth, then the caption looked like it had said redhead to me, but

it was obscured.

So I was pretty sure she said redneck, but here's Whitney's Instagram post from today or yesterday, right after the show.

So much to unpack here.

At first, I laughed when I saw because I thought she called me redneck and I was laughing at my own miss, huh?

But then I realized, no, then I realized that she actually called me redhead as an insult.

Exactly.

And it just sent my entire heart bursting in pain for all of the redheads that I love.

This is so heartbursting in pain.

That I love deeply.

This in all caps right here is all caps exactly why I colored my hair red, sad crying face.

if you are naturally redhead please know that you are beautiful and rare star emoji don't listen to the hate one day you will love your natural beauty heart

don't let don't let lisa don't let lisa's bullying get to you redheads okay brittany okay i think you're a real trooper project over there brittany brittany we are both children of redheads and

uh we we we take this issue very seriously but And I've never been bullied harder than I was by that redhead.

So I'm not worried about the redheads of my world.

That's for sure.

But it was funny because I did notice, I was like, okay, because I went back and I was like, I'm pretty sure there was like a little, there was some, there was some obstification.

And so, but I'm looking at it, I was like, I'm pretty sure that says red head.

But then Whitney said, oh, redneck.

So now it exp now it makes sense that she heard redneck, but Lisa Barlow said redhead.

I also love that like Lisa Barlow's insult has like no craftsmanship to it, it's just like redhead.

It's not like you, you, you, you ginger-haired

fucking freak or something like that.

Like, like, it was not even that's not good either, but at least there was something to it.

Not like

you'd say, you tomato-headed

tweaky face,

you umber crisp Wendy, Wendy head,

you ketchup head and stupid body

period head

so Lisa's like you lied about Alibaba and you lied about all this shit and you know what I've got it on my phone you liar just but I don't start from Alibaba I'm fighting for wild rose beauty as a woman in business I'm fighting for Whitney Wild Roses

Good.

You know what?

That's your excuse.

So you know what?

No one's talk about her because she's upset.

Okay, she's so so upset.

She's a real Meg Whitman over there.

So, oh, well, okay, well, this is great.

The liar is lying a little bit more because Whitney's like, and I didn't pylon.

Meredith didn't stand up for you.

Everyone talked about it.

And I did not pile on.

I didn't pile on.

Yes, you did.

Whatever.

And whatever.

Lisa deserves the pylon, even if everybody did do it.

Lisa loves getting in that mess as much as everybody else.

So Whitney's like, but yeah, but I'm paying off my debts and I'm paying off my partnership because I have the money to do it.

Yeah.

So.

Okay, so now you're bragging about money like Lisa.

I mean, these ladies are so ridiculous.

I love them.

She throws a napkin at Lisa.

They're like, oh my God.

Good luck.

I'm not being accused of owing people money.

And why are you paying people back?

I've owe people money.

I'm not being accused because I already owe them.

I'm not accused of paying them back.

I'm not either.

Bye, bye, bye, bye.

So she like kind of pushes her away because Whitney's trying to get in her face.

And so Whitney just starts storming around the room.

And she's like, Yeah, you know what?

I'm like, I'm triggered.

Lisa triggered me.

I'm so triggered.

I'm leaving.

And so she storms out of the room, kind of moving her fingers in the air, like in a, in a,

I guess, in what a show.

What is supposed to be a show of her being triggered?

She's like, I am triggered.

yeah

and that's the to be continued what will happen so funny

this show is so it's stupid though and i love every second of it every time every even if i'm groaning and being like oh my god i laugh every single time it was hilarious and i really was not expecting um

I was really not expecting Whitney to be the cliffhanger on this episode because she was just sort of sitting there quietly.

And then, but like, she shows up.

She shows up.

Oh, yeah.

By the way, the actual quote, the quote quote is, you're disgusting, comma, redhead.

So it is official.

Lisa Barlow did say redhead, not redneck.

Where's the official quote?

Did you read it?

No, I saw the, hold on, let me pull it up.

I know, I just lost it.

It was on Twitter.

Really great information.

Oh, that they have the video.

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, whatever.

Anywho,

such a funny and hilarious episode.

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