#3032 RHOM S7E19 Part 2: To All the Haitian Morticians I Loved Before

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Hi, everyone.

Welcome back.

This is part two of a two-part recap.

If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe so that way you always get your episodes.

But enough of that.

Let's get right back into the episode.

So now everybody's getting up and going to take a break.

And Andy's like, whoa, I didn't see that coming.

And Stephanie's like, no, no, she's such a snake.

But I'm not sure who she's talking about.

Which one is she talking about?

Is the snake?

Her sister.

She just felt like bringing it up.

Yeah.

Pathological.

Pathological, Adriana.

Well, I feel horrible, but it was not me.

I was not the me.

So now she's following Andy out.

And she's standing.

She's walking with Lexi and she's just pestering Andy.

Andy just wants to pee.

You know what I mean?

I can't believe Andy's already scrolling on his phone.

He does not want to listen to this shit.

Just leave him alone.

But she's following him and she's like, oh, Andy, andy i feel horrible i was not me for four years i couldn't speak the truth i never betrayed adriana with my friendship with alexia do you see i tried i tried did you sleep together more than once well no we slept together once and fooled around in the versace mansions so we did that too Oh, is that like when you were really drunk at the Hamptons that you were like vomiting?

Is that actually?

No, it wasn't that.

It's like, oh, the Versace mansion at her bachelorette?

And so we see flashbacks of how they woke up, like they got drunk and then they woke up in the morning and like adriana had like vodka in the bed and everything like that so alex is like oh you know what i can get it at the versace mansion like that's kind of hot like i can see that really happening like you know what i love like you know what turns me on like going to like a rococo mansion where someone got murdered i'm like oh yeah do me you know i wish todd would do that to me So Julia's like, we had one night stand.

I didn't say it to spread gossip.

It had to be known.

I never, never betrayed Adriana.

I still love her, even though she's abusive and and she is mean and malicious and blackmails me.

But I love her.

You know, I am not a bad guy.

Yeah, but she didn't think you were going to go there, though.

She's trying to say, I never betrayed Adriana.

What do you think this was?

So is Martina going to be upset?

She's like, Martina knows.

And I told her.

And

she told me, Julia, why are you going to say it?

And I said, darling, because I have to say the truth four years later.

Because I can't lie.

I cannot pretend.

Please.

Adriana, Adriana has some big news, which is that she goes into her dress room and she's like, Basque, you would not even believe it.

You're going to have a new godmother because your old godmother is no good.

It's official.

Basque is back on the market for godmothers.

Did you have an affair with a Haitian mortician?

Oh, 2BD, TBD.

Affair?

No, but

maybe, maybe, Andy, maybe.

So Adriana takes Basquiat over to Lisa and she's like, guys, can you believe?

Did you see that shit show?

Did you see it?

And Jodi's like, I didn't.

I only saw a few announcements.

What is that?

I know.

I only saw a few answers.

Okay, I don't understand.

But you know what?

She knows that.

Now, can you believe it?

Can you believe I made her the godfather of my dog?

Can you believe it?

Oh my God, Basqui is literally shaking.

He's shaking.

And he is.

And they're like, whine.

They make a little whine for Basquiat.

So then we go over to julia and alexia and kiki and uh kiki's like oh my god i'm shaking you you my friend like it's a lot it's a lot yeah i can't take it anymore for years she was holding it over my head one wrong move and you're not gonna like it i'm gonna say it i'm gonna say it so then back to lisa she's like oh my god So now everybody's just basically trying to figure out what they did.

They're like, did you scissor?

And she's like, what is a scissor?

She's like, like this, like this.

She's like doing the finger motions.

No, she's like, never.

No, no.

I don't like that.

I don't like that.

And if I was into that, I would say it.

I would say it.

I don't care.

We were in the same bed.

Maybe one night.

She was the one trying to come at me.

And Julie, Alexis, like, so like,

all I know is like, did you like eat her out?

Or did she eat you out?

Like, this is a question for Ben Mandelker.

Like, I don't know like what women do, but like, do women do that?

Like, you're eating out?

You know, like, cause she says, like, all you do is kiss.

And Kiki's like, oh, yeah.

Okay.

I know how it goes.

Cause I watched a lot of punch.

Like, this demonstrates like, no, Kiki, no.

So, Kiki's like, yeah, they do that.

Girls, I respect Ediniana.

And it's like too much of intimate details that I'm not going to get into.

I decided to draw a boundary out of nowhere.

Oh, okay.

Now you have respect for details and secrets.

I see.

So, no.

The answer is no.

Okay, well, that's fair.

But do you call it sex, whatever you did with her?

And she, and Kiki's like, what was it?

Tell me what happened.

we kiss our finger kiss our finger

kiss our finger

we were intimate i won't tell you what because you can call me a liar so i'm not going to tell you but we were intimate in general it was finger finger it was finger

at least that's what my brain was saying so uh she's basically so now we go to gurdy's dressing room And she's talking to Russell.

She's like, well, you had a chaos out there.

There she was.

I mean, another lie.

Another, another, you know, like you, like you and you and you.

and i banged and whatever and like that and like where's my coffee machine okay i deserve a coffee machine too she's like yeah well there's there's a pattern yeah but why but why she's the only one telling on herself right now because she because she thought that i guess adriana was going to use it today against her so she was like i'm gonna beat her to it and like let me declare what that we slept together but first of all adriana is single as single as can be so what is the issue that's on you you're married she does not take faith she doesn't take vows seriously 90 gates later this woman doesn't know what that is she doesn't know the concept of loyalty

so then we go to larza and Stephanie and Larza is like, oh my God, like, I feel like we can't like top the Haitian mortician.

Like Stephanie's like, no, that was amazing.

She goes, and Larza says that she thinks Adriana just made everything up.

And Stephanie's like, no, Julie is a nymph.

Are you kidding me?

Like, come on.

I've known the woman for five minutes.

She's a nympho.

Yeah, no, she's not.

Like, yes, she is.

Okay.

And let me tell you something.

I'm a woman who works with a lot of men.

So I understand a thing or two about nymphos.

That doesn't even make sense.

I think sometimes when you're like not in a good place, right?

Like, do you guys understand?

Like, when you're not, like, in a good place, like, like, sometimes you might like want to cheat on someone.

Like, I mean, like, I would never do that, Jeff Kobe.

Like, never.

Like, it's just like she went through a bad situation and like a bad time and her spouse.

And sometimes, like, I don't know, it's like, it's hard.

It's easy to slip up and fall.

Like, I wouldn't know from personal experience, Jeff Kobe.

But, like, I'm just saying, like.

Yeah, he's like, great.

Can't wait to marry you in a month.

So, um, Lisa is feeling bad for Martina.

And Adriana's like, oh, that girl doesn't appreciate anybody.

She uses people and then she goes on to the next.

Who is Yulia?

Who is Yulia?

She's an opportunist.

So then we go to Julia and

she's like, I said, Adriana, why did you bring me to this group?

To be your puppet?

And then back to Adriana.

She's like, now they're rehearsing.

I'm going to go in there.

I'm going to go in there.

They are rehearsing.

From day one, it was ruse.

Alexia and Barasol are besties.

You and I are going to be besties.

And most important, like if you you want to get close, it was like a no, you cannot.

You cannot get close to Alexia and Barasol.

So then Adriana barges in.

Oh, oh, hello, former godmother of Basqui.

Are you guys rehearsing your answers now?

Is that what you're doing?

You're rehearsing your answers?

It's like, no, but you're just listening, still trying to figure out, was it like fingering or was it eating out?

Like, it's a lot of process.

I'm trying to get to the bottom of it.

Arasol's like, oh, God, Adriana.

Oh, too much.

It's like, oh, oh, yeah, more lies, more lies.

You are such a fool.

I would have kept your secret to the grave.

And when I told you I'm going to break the fourth wall, it wasn't about any of that.

I don't like people blackmailing me.

I did not blackmail you, fraud mother.

You did many times.

No, I did not.

You were holding it on my head.

No, you are married.

You're married and you're going around kissing everybody, okay?

But I like to have fun.

So sorry.

Girls just like to have fun.

What do you want from me?

Oh, she's kissing everybody.

The problem, you're an imposter.

I don't even know who patted my puss.

Adriana, you said, if you ever, ever, ever go to defend Merisolo Kiki, I'm going to take you down with me.

That were your words.

By the way, what's the funny thing here is, was Adriana talking about taking her down by mentioning their makeup session or the Haitian mortician session?

And the point is that

Julia has...

The fact that Julia has options on how she could be blackmailed is not a great thing, I have to say.

Multiple.

She has multiple options.

Those were your words.

You're going to take me down with you.

And she goes, no, you were supposed to be on my side.

What are you talking about?

So I like that.

This is what was cracking me off that Adriana.

It's like, I wasn't blackmailing you.

I was telling you, you better be on my side because if I go down, you're coming down with me.

Like, what's the problem with that?

That's what friends do for each other, right?

They just bully them into taking a position.

You're supposed to be on your side.

I'm on the side of justice.

What's this supposed to mean?

Justice?

Wait, what?

Justice for whom?

For what?

Like, I think justice for Martina, who's like, where did our coffee machine go?

So Adrian's like, justice, you're cheater.

She's having to use the French press at home.

Cut to Martina just teaching the boys how to use a French press.

Well, kids, we were robbed one day and Mr.

Coffee left.

And now we have to do this 15-minute Chemex drip every day.

Get used to it.

Okay, so now it's 10 minutes until we return to the set.

And Stephanie's Stephanie's talking about how she got her boobs done.

And so Kiki grabs her boobs and she's like, I didn't say touch them.

She goes, oh, well, first of all, I'm not Julia.

Okay.

And so they start cracking up.

So then we go to Alexia and Marisol and Alexia's like, oh my God, I'm dying to get back out there.

Like, I just don't think I've been that excited for a reunion to come back out.

Like, I can't wait to hear the rest of the story.

Oh, my God, bro.

It was great.

I mean, Alexia has to admit that, oh, she's not going to.

I mean, she has to admit that she did this.

Like, oh, she's never going to admit it.

Like, I just don't know, like, like, who did it i just want to know like who did what to whom it like was their eating out was a fingering and i want to know was their fingering in the eating out were they actually eating out takeout food like i really want to know all these things okay so we go back to the set and we're back i want to go back to the bomb that julian just dropped before we broke adriana just for clarification do you make your coffee at home or do you order it in

And did you mess around in the Hamptons?

I don't know why I'm asking this question again because we talked about it for the past 20 minutes, but let's ask the question again.

She says, okay, since we're going to go back to back, the first time I slept, I, I, I that I met Julie.

Yeah, she was gonna say slept.

She was gonna say slept.

It was at lunch.

It was a lunch.

Did you mess around at the Hamptons?

That's all I want to know.

I don't need to know what you had at lunch.

No, no, but I have to say this.

The first time we were having brunch, she comes in and she tells me, you look like Snow White.

You're so pretty.

i saw you at the end of the table you look like snow white and then she starts you know proceed she she's like talking about my boobs so she so she proceeds to invite me to the bathroom and i go to the bathroom to show her my boobs because she wanted to see my boobs and how good they were

like oh so you were like so oh so you're just going to show them to her oh yeah you're going to show her your boobs yeah that's what you did you showed her your boobs i'm like she's nodding her head furiously like her micro nods like oh yeah so it's proved it uh adriana's a bad guy she showed her boobs what she shouldn't do in front of frankie they shouldn't do it in front of frankie that would have been that's the one thing you should have done in front of frankie like you would have loved that you would have loved it how could you not show your boobs in front of frankie it's like adriana mia more please put those away

so julia's like well yes and and like and then you showed to the whole world and then adriana is saying like she showed me her butt like this is like somehow

kiki Kiki is like, okay.

So she goes, I've just met this girl.

And Julia's like, you complimented my butt.

So I showed you my butt.

Okay.

So to me, now I see this pattern.

So it was in her mind.

She developed a crush on me.

And right away, and she was in her seducing mode that she's always been in.

Okay, so you're saying she seduced you.

So now Adriana is like, like, just as to me, just as it's ridiculous for Julia to be like, she took advantage of me while I was being vulnerable, but now Adriana is also going to do the, like, I have no role in this thing, which is like, I was seduced.

I was, she called me Snow White.

What are you supposed to do after that?

You can't help.

You can't help.

But, but to go into an affair with a woman after you've been called Snow White.

I think that she's saying Julia is acting like I came in there and took her when she was at her darkest moment and did all this mean stuff to her and like, you know, tricked her into this affair to use against her and all of those intentional.

In fact, she's been after me me the whole time i was never trying to do anything with this girl she came up to me at some lunch and was like asking me to show her my boobs like please so i think her point is okay that's a fair point that's a good point i like that i like that it's a good theory most of the time adriana says everything he's like i'm not asking for a snow white story all right did you put your finger in the tinger did you yes or no

so and he's like she's like well she patted me she patted me and they're like oh are you an animal now?

You're like an animal that shows you boobs?

Like, you're like an animal, like a slut animal at a zoo that you're like, show me your boobs.

The animal shows you.

It's like New Orleans Zoo.

Wait, was it like a finger in the hole?

Like this?

And she goes, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Like this, like it petted.

She petted it.

She petted it.

She petted the pussy.

She petted the pussy.

Oh, okay.

So she petted your pussy.

Okay.

And Lisa's like, she went like this.

She petted it.

No, sister, none of that.

I don't even know what her private parts look like.

So did I have this lesbian affair that she's accusing me of?

Okay, Julia, I want to make it clear: what was your motivation in sharing that story other than making me laugh for many, many hours later tonight?

I said it because I felt muzzled and I felt scared.

When what happened in the Hamptons between Edina and I shortly after she asked me, Will you leave Martina for me?

And then I said, What a storyline.

I thought, Oh my god, what a storyline it would make.

And that made me really scared and started doubting the intentions of our friendship i do not believe you ma'am okay i believe that adriana might have said oh my god what are you gonna leave me now would leave martina for me that would be hilarious this story but i don't think she was really like yeah i want to be with you julia leave martina i can see it as a joke this one's a little bit of a push for me because i i largely am i agree with you i i do feel like yeah adriana probably said it as a joke like oh my god that would be a storyline but i don't know this is one that i i can't quite tell where the truth is on this one because also adriana i i would not put it past adriana to be like this is my way to get back on the show so uh but adriana doesn't want to be a poor person and julia would be poor wouldn't she

uh i don't think so i mean i think that um i think adriana it's not so much about the poor person it's that adriana

it would keep adriana relevant like adriana is a

she is a real housewife she she's a friend of but she's a real housewife and she's like

she's always going to, she always finds the storyline.

She always finds a way to stay in the season.

Yeah.

Okay.

And so, but I think largely, you're right.

I think largely like my needle is a bit more onto your theory, but it's not like, it's not a, it's not a black and white situation for me.

So Adriana's like, when we were in Spain in that little room with Mary Sola and Alexia, she's like, um, actually, it was a big room.

It was a suite.

Okay.

Adriana, I mean, Alexia, like clarifying the most important part.

It was a big room.

I had a suite.

We had a big room.

Yeah, I had a suite.

It was a suite.

Well, they were drinking.

I'll be able to say that for the robot.

Sorry.

They were drinking until the wee hours.

So we go down the elevator and Julia asked me to stop at a room.

So when we got there, she pins me against the wall like this and comes at me, towering over me, towering Andy, and says, spend the night with me.

And Gurdy's like, oh my God.

Oh, my God.

And she tried to kiss me and I said, no.

And then she grabbed the coffee machine from the hotel room and said, take this.

And I said, no, it's late.

We better not go there.

And I walked, I went back to my room.

And she was trying to fuck me in Spain.

But you know, because you already fucked before, right?

Because, like, why, why would she say that if you hadn't done it before?

So

the logic, everyone's logic is amazing.

It's like, so like, you know, like, you know, that was like the seduction phase because you were seduced before.

Like, you already fucked.

That was the pre-fuck phase.

Like, you knew it because you already had fuck face.

So did Martina know know about that?

That she's trying to seduce me in Spain?

This is such a lie.

I was avoiding you.

No, it's not a lie.

I swear on my son's life.

I'm willing to drop dead right now.

This is, this is really bad.

Do not swear like this on your son, because that is, that's a sin.

You cannot do that.

If you did not put it, like, if you did not put against the wall and try to kiss me in Sevilla, like, all right, all right, all right, all right.

Okay, here's the deal.

What's interesting is that when I spoke to Adriana before we came out tonight, she was very hopeful that the two of you could reconcile.

And well, me saying that

I'm not saying that I hate her, I just mean that she's a liar, she's sinning just now and abusive and blackmail her, but do not hate her.

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So, Julia is like, I was crying before this.

They show the clips of her crying over all the mean comments that she got.

And she's like, I miss Adriana.

And Adriana's like, you missed the friendship or you missed my pussy?

My God.

Oh, God.

You miss my sweet little pussy.

I want to know, were you genuine with me?

Do you like me for who I am as your friend?

Or was it all for storyline?

Excuse me.

I gave you my heart.

Yeah, Julia, Adriana's not the one that turned on you.

You can't like reframe the whole season that Adriana turned on you.

That's not what happened.

You completely blew her off the entire season, and she was fairly nice about it until the very end.

And she only wasn't because you tried to make this huge storyline about she skipped skipped your opera thing which was so important to you you tried coming for her when you told her the day before that you had an opera thing and knew that she had a rehearsal with 12 other of emilio stefan's people like you are such a shady liar i i can't believe this chick well also it's like she kept on like anytime adriana would would be like you are growing distant from me julia would be like no i love you like you know she sort of was She didn't seem to she

wasn't gaslighting, but she was sort of didn't seem to acknowledge that she was drifting away.

And that was like actually kind of cruel.

So, like, even if she did drift away for reasons that make sense in my mind, of like that there was like residual psychological feelings about whatever thing happened, et cetera.

And even if, even if it's that she drifted away because she's a serial cheater, and even if she doesn't have guilt, the fact that Adriana's threatened to expose it, she's like, well, I want to get away from this person who's going to like, like, expose my crafted facade.

Whatever the reason is, the fact that Julia would act to Adriana like, no, I haven't been drifting.

I'm still your friend.

It's like, stop bullshitting, you know?

Yeah, so now we come to Adriana's gift.

She brings her a wooden box, and

Marisol's like, oh, God, the court just.

So she brings it over, and Andy's like, is it from Marisol's liver?

And in the box is the red mold of a broken heart.

It's a principle provider or something.

And it's so funny because before that, Adriana was like, I gave you my heart.

I gave you my heart.

Oh, wait, hold on one second.

Well, Adriana was like, oops, I gave the punchline away before the prop.

But she, yeah, she literally gives her a heart.

She's like,

you literally ripped my heart because when we had that fight, I didn't eat for two days.

I didn't sleep for two days because you were my Thelma and Louise.

I was the car.

And I loved you with all my heart.

Okay.

I loved you with all my heart and now you can keep it.

Mary Soul just kicks the box on the ground.

It's like, whatever.

Don't put that shit on my feet.

Hey, that's a heart.

Don't kick it a heart.

Like Bonnie Raid says, have a heart.

So silly.

I wish it was a tiny Gwyneth Paltrow head.

Look what you did to Gwyneth.

She's done nothing but try to bring steamed salmon to the masses.

Okay.

What's in the box?

What's in the box?

What's in the box?

What's in the box?

So

at least now they take a break, whatever, and there's like lighting cues and stuff.

And Lars like, Adriana, close your legs, like, close your legs, like,

oh, God.

So they're all, um, they're sort of like resetting for the next part.

And Andy's like, okay, well, we are back with more of the real housewives of Miami where you and Akka are opening up about her painful childhood.

Kiki not only forgave her dad, but actually leaned on him for support.

So let's hear about Kiki's life.

I feel so bad for Kiki at this part.

Cause like, how are you going follow all of this that just happened it's like kiki's dad it's like

yeah

so we see all the kiki stuff with her dad and she's talking about how her dad wants more kids like because andy's like wow you got shocked that you even had a brother that you didn't know about she's like yeah you know my dad wants more kids and the thing is like he wants me to be the one to take care of the kids And everyone's like, oh, Jesus, my God.

So Larsa's like, you know what?

Like, I wish I could get back that time.

Like, I had plans with my father to come.

Oh, no, Lisa.

I had plans with my dad to come back to Miami because he wanted to see the group, you know, like we had plans.

And so they talk about how it's important to have a relationship with your parents, no matter how crazy it gets over the years.

And Kiki talks about the threats she got from her family members and how crazy it was.

And they all thought that she was glamorous and a lot of money.

And she's like, guys, I'm a friend of them.

I'm not a housewife.

But Andy is like,

her dad went back to Haiti, even though it was risky for him to do so.

He went back and he told them basically all to shut the fuck up.

And so now Andy is asking if the women bonded with Kiki over these stories because they're all like immigrants or children of immigrants.

They're like, yeah, yeah, totally.

And Julia says that like Kiki reminds her of her younger self.

And they're all kind of like.

you know, praising Kiki, et cetera.

Yeah.

So then we go.

She has a new man in the Hamptons that she's going to be seeing.

And Andy's like, okay, well, that was fun.

And that's why we don't give storylines to the friends of.

Okay.

I want to switch gears.

Sierra from Pittsburgh wants to know, Stephanie, you didn't take kindly to being called a chihuahua.

If not a chihuahua, what is your spirit animal?

We will also accept tiny loudbird and annoying animal that possibly has rabies.

An Afghan hound.

Yeah, because they win Westminster shows and they have planes.

So I'm into those dogs.

Okay, well, Stephanie Alexa fought a lot this year.

Chaos was unleashed.

Let's get to some clips.

There is nothing about Stephanie that reminds me of an Afghan hound.

Like, I'm sorry, that is not your spirit dog.

You may aspire to be it, but like, no, this Afghan hound is not it.

No, her spirit animal would be like.

I don't know.

We had a hamster as a kid that bit us a lot.

Yeah, like a, or an angry rabbit you know you know when a rabbit gets like cornered it's like goes

you know like that's sort of her i think she would be a hamster because hamsters love traveling around in big balls they have big front teeth big balls

she is always on a wheel you know they and you know like the the hamster is like it's like you know what i'm sorry like i i have to go onto my wheel like that's what i do like you guys you guys have spend time and you guys have lunch i go on a wheel like that that's like the rodent equivalent of going to work with

i just saw a little video of a five-year-old hamster, which I guess is really old for a hamster.

And it was really old and it was like had all these skinny legs and it was just still getting on the wheel every day.

I was like, oh yeah, here I am.

I'm going to get on the wheel another day, another fucking turn around this wheel.

Hamsters are so funny.

I think it's the only animal on earth that like voluntarily

just loves cardio.

Like, got to get my steps in.

Got to do it.

Got to get back on the wheel.

I actually love it.

I actually love doing this.

Yeah.

I've always been so jealous of hamster poop that they're just like little pellets.

They're like, ah, here's my pellet.

Sweep it up.

It's no big deal.

You know?

Yeah.

Hamsters have a sort of a quirky life.

As pets go, hamsters live one of the quirkiest lives with those balls.

People build them

tubes all over the house and stuff.

It's a strange life that they have.

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, did you, Larsa, you brought Stephanie into this group.

Did you expect Alexi and Stephanie to butt heads like this?

So we go into this and Alexi is like, you know what?

We weren't expecting it from Stephanie, honestly.

Like I just started seeing like the whole group dynamic and like she was putting so much effort into the other ladies.

And I was like, hello?

Like, why is it with me?

Like, she's got to reprimand me or say something mean or like attack me, you know?

So like, if you keep on poking the bear, you know, I'm going to react to it.

It's like, oh, that's not true.

That's not true.

Oh, no, it's true if you can see it.

Like, okay, well, your first interaction with her was to call her husband garbage.

Okay, let me explain because i had you know because i had gone to the happy hour before and they were talking about marisol and larsa and they've been talking about todd and then we see like footage of them basically saying like that todd's like garbage and it's like so i heard all these things about toddl so when i met her my intentions were really just to say he's garbage and you're garbage for marrying him in the first place and if you go back to him you're actually like a big a bigger bag of garbage than the first bag of garbage i thought you were that's all i was trying to say and like i think you just took it the wrong way and i should have used kinder words but like that's that's really all i meant by it and yeah you got sensitive she's like no no no it's not because I got sensitive that was insensitive thing to say so it's I'm not insensitive you're insensitive she's like okay well I apologize okay because anybody would react like that okay do you see why she came in that way No, I don't see why she came in that way.

Okay, well, you know, if she had just been at a thing and she was hearing, no, no, the happy hour happened after that.

So that's not true.

That's not true, what she said.

The happy hour was later.

And she's like, no, the happy hour was filmed and it was right before this event.

That's when they invited me to this event.

She's like, oh,

okay.

Like when Alexia gets called out, I'm being wrong.

And she just nods.

She's like, well, you didn't even say hi to me.

You didn't even, you know, like you came in.

You didn't even say hi.

And out of respect, like that, like, you didn't even say hello.

And then for the show footage of Stephanie walking and being like, hi, I'm sorry.

I missed you last night.

Hello.

A-T-L-L-O.

Hello to you, Alexia.

Gosh, I've got something in my purse for you.

It's a hello.

You didn't say hello to me.

You know what, Alexia?

It's so funny that you're here right now because I was just practicing the Beauty and the Beast song.

Hello, Bonjour.

Good morning.

It's like saying hello in many different ways.

Alexia's like, no, you never said it.

Never said hello.

Ever.

Hello.

Is it me you're looking for?

Because I see it in your eyes.

Okay.

You know what?

You can stop the clip now.

I get the point.

Okay.

Hello from the other side.

And the other side, of course, is a private plane

um

so um alexia is like well in that moment when she said garbage you know like i didn't address it in the moment because i was on a high road and and he's like okay well adriana thinks alexia was threatened by stephanie because she was younger and wealthier and she goes oh my god alexia that's that's uh adriana's storyline every season saying that i'm jealous of young people

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that me and Mary Soul solar are jealous of newer younger richer girls yeah yeah that's what you say well guess what new plop babe

okay okay okay does anyone here besides adriana feel that alexia was intimidated by her youth and wealth absolutely

absolutely

amen yep well yep look we rallied for stephanie okay we brought her into this group we encouraged her to come like she had a lot of hesitation yeah because her biggest hesitation was adriana over there.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

That one right there.

That's why she was hesitating.

And Stephanie's like, wait, wait, my biggest hesitation was Adriana because you guys told me.

And they're like, no, no, no, no, no.

Don't try, don't try to pot on us.

Okay.

Stephanie, you said that like, you said that like, no, and I told her about that the clips that I'd seen online, she read a poem about your liver.

Okay.

And we see a flashback of the liver.

And she was always showing her tits.

That is the reason why I didn't want to be by someone who's always showing her tits.

Okay.

Like,

I heard that if you can't even call her Snow White without her showing you her tits, okay.

So, you plus, like, the two of you made me think that Adriana is the worst.

And you know what?

She's actually been the best.

She never even showed me her tits.

I can say Snow White all day long if she doesn't show me her tits.

I love her.

Okay.

So I don't know what to say.

Okay, moving on.

On the way to Spain,

Stephanie said the Chihuahua comment was an example of how Alexia talks down to women.

And Alexia is like, oh my God, what a dumb woman thing to say.

that's like so dumb ladies do you agree with stephanie does alexia talk down to women yes all the time andy

curtie's cracking me off at this reunion yes absolutely monster monster of a person um i actually i actually talk down to men not to women and if you were men you would have realized that sorry

we've never seen that we've never seen you do that uh Alexia, you accuse Stephanie of dangling her plane as a carrot.

Okay, so let me, so Stephanie's like, okay, well, let me explain.

Okay.

When I was a little girl, there was a day and it was called show and tell day.

And we would show up on Friday and we would take our toys and we would show and tell.

And I was excited about it.

And I'm super excited about my friends' toys and they were super excited about my toy.

So I grew up thinking the show, you know, like show and tell is awesome.

So like I loved it.

Thank you for the backstory and the education on what show and tell is.

If you're trying to tie this into some sort of childhood like thing that you've got going on you're failing already but i'm i'm still going to hear you out

she's like yeah you know like most of my friends are happy for me but you know then i realize not everyone's super happy because like if i have a plane and my friend has a plane and i'm like look at my plane my friend's like that's cool look at my plane but if you're talking to somebody without a plane people don't like it they get upset because you have a plane that they don't have it right she was just an asshole i think it's this is like the most hilarious explanation i i don't think she's wrong actually but also like why are you not calibrating i think this is where the gap is you know that if you start yapping about your plane to these women who do not have planes they're going to think that you're showing off so why don't you just not yap about it to them it's called like understanding the room read the room girl girl yeah but also brag about it

Yeah,

I love that she had a plane at first.

You know, they're like, oh my God, it's so fabulous.

She has a plane.

This and that it's when she starts lording it over their heads and threatening them threatening to leave them places and stuff like that and telling them who can go on how they can go on why they can go on like an like an american idol audition process to get on it like that's really the issue and i actually almost wish that andy had actually drilled a little deeper on that because he kind of like let that go.

So Andy's like, well, in your defense, this is a show that is, you know, leans into wealth and accumulation.

So that's my way of saying, can I go on your plane?

Can I?

Okay.

Alexia, what do you think?

What do you think is the same?

Oh, sorry.

Go ahead and ask me and then I'll answer you.

Okay.

You can go ahead before I talk over you.

Okay.

Are you just talking down to me the way you talk down to women right now?

I'm sorry, but you know what?

You have some boobies right now.

So that's it.

You know what, like for her, like the plane is validation.

And she identifies with the plane.

You know what I mean?

Like one time I told her, are you ready to go?

And she was like, hold on.

wheels down in like five minutes.

I was like, are you a plane?

Yeah.

She identifies as she's plane sexual, you know?

So I guess that means she's wild.

She's a color planes.

Have you ever scissored a plane?

That's my question.

You guys, I'm not plane sexual.

I just, you know, it's just like show and tell.

I also just want to remind everyone here at the reunion that the exits are both on the side of the soundstage and in front.

And please remember to help yourself before you help anyone else on the couch.

Thank you very much.

But I really, I'm not really obsessed with my plane.

Yeah.

And you know what?

Even I had this conversation with Gertie.

And that Gertie, like you even said when we spoke on the phone, that Stephanie came in, you know, with all this wealth and the girls just wanted to automatically be friends.

And

Gertie's like, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Oh, well, Gertie wants to chime in, but first, Kiki chimes in.

This made this, I had a hard time following this.

She goes, well, I guess in that sense, we can be clear with the group.

Cause I always say this.

I see a lot of people running with the narrative like, oh, they're all racist.

They're all racist.

And we are like, we are racist.

Is it classism issues where everybody's like, like, this one has more money, but like, maybe I lean into this one.

And I've said this before, but racist?

I don't think so.

And I just wanted to make sure that with all of these backfire, like, we're getting online that like, I don't think any of you ladies are, including myself, are racist.

I'm a little confused, Ronnie, because we're like, one second, we're talking about like the plane.

And I didn't really understand.

Where Kiki's racist thing was coming in from.

Like, she's saying, well, first, she's bringing it from the last episode where she's like, we're not racist.

They were saying that everybody's calling them them racist online because of the gurdy stuff.

And Gertie didn't stop to help them, you know, and say that they're not racist.

So she's still on that.

But I think all she's trying to say is, we're not racist in this group.

We're classist.

So if people think it's racism, it's not that.

It's classism.

And everyone just kind of looks at her like, babe, that was like an hour ago, you know?

Yeah.

And so Gertie's like, no, I want to chime in because when I spoke to you about that, that was in the context of me saying, damn, I didn't do anything to anybody and I'm being treated like a piece of crap, but she has a plane and she curses you out from here to Timbuktu.

And you're like, yeah, you're just kidding.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, girl.

You know, that's why I brought it up.

Which is a really good point.

I'd like to add.

Oh, well, we haven't been saying that.

I mean, Alexia twists it.

She's like, oh, my God.

Even Gertie told me on the phone, this girl's always leading with her money.

It's like, come on, twister.

You know, like, but we haven't been saying that, Gertie.

I mean, like, that's such a woman thing to say.

So Gertie's like, well, she gets a lot of grace, and all of a sudden, Gertie's rude.

Gertie's Gertie's rude.

Okay, well, me, meanwhile, we're the only ones that didn't ride on it, but you did.

Okay, it was that felt like a relevant point to something, wasn't it?

Can someone validate me?

Okay, no, very good.

Okay, um, uh, Glenda from Mike's like

Jersey for Mike's

Glenda likes Jersey for Mike's.

Little known facts about Wicked

asks, Hey, I saw Todd's IG post about an unnamed unnamed Rihanna TV woman flexing with her private jet and flaunting her Birkins.

I was wondering who he could be talking about.

Stephanie, what was your reaction to Todd's post?

Oh, she's like, my reaction is that Todd's a weirdo.

Okay, he's cheesy.

Okay, Alexia, you agreed that you and Stephanie are actually a lot alike.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

But I think like we have to give each other a chance.

Yeah, I think they share a lot in common.

Kiki.

And she's like, yeah, you know, like, even though we're bickering, but like, we still like each other, you know, but then we got along, but then I didn't go on her plane.

And then she got mad again.

But, you know, like, um,

it'll be okay.

And Stephanie's like, you know, it's clear to me that Alexia is very genuinely kind.

You know, I just have to speak to a way that you speak to poor people because they get offended very, very easily, you know, and I don't want another chicken wing thrown at my head.

So I've just decided, Alexia, here's $100.

Thank you.

Alexia, you're just more sensitive than I am.

It's not a bad thing.

It's just that like when you spend a lot of time up in higher altitudes in your private plane, you sometimes like lose the brain cells that make you sensitive.

So I'm just the way I'm, the reason why I'm like that is only because I spent more time on private planes, Andy.

And that's it.

It's not a good thing or a bad thing.

One thing rich people learn is to not make fun of poor people to their faces.

So I'm going to try and do better.

So now they, Andy wants them all to beat their chests like her and and be like, I'm Alexia.

So they, they all do it except Gertie.

Gertie's like, hmm, that's cute.

That's cute.

So then

now we get questions about Jeff Kobe.

So Larsa tells us he's 31 and Gertie goes, let us pray.

Let us pray.

I wish you said that.

Gertie's like, let us pray.

I think he wants like kids.

Like we kind of go back and forth about kids and like and stuff.

Okay, well, Jeff is in the world of basketball.

Do he and Marcus know each other?

No, like.

Lisa, do you follow Jeff on Instagram?

No.

Okay, well, much was made about you continuing to follow Marcus.

Let's see a flashback of Larsa.

Y'all you.

Okay, well, guess what?

Um, tennis from ball says, hey, Larsa, is it a requirement for your friends to unfollow all of your exes?

It's so juvenile.

Yeah, but like, it's not like if you're not like my close, like, friend, like, like, it's, like, I feel like, like, my really close friends I feel like that like haven't seen like what's going on publicly with our breakup like if you like met him through me like you don't really have a relationship with them and like you should probably like be a good friend and like unfollow them.

Oh yeah.

Well, what about all of your other 20 friends who follow him like Caroline Stansberry's?

They all followed him like Lisa like oh yeah, you know when they unfollowed him?

Yeah like about a year later after an article came out and then you notice why did you notice me why me

because like we were in a friend group like and you had your problems with like lenny like and i feel like we like unfathered lenny like yeah but lenny i mean

but also larsa's like yeah but lenny obviously but like also larsa's like we're on a tv show together okay i'm not on a show with caroline stanberry but we're on a tv show so if you don't do it it's gonna be a storyline okay well What did you mean at Jodi's birthday party when you told Larsa the whole world knows who you are?

And we see a flashback to that.

And Lisa goes, well, the general consensus, not from me, but if you ask anybody, like, I don't know, ChatGPT,

anybody, chat GPT,

just scary, scary thing for our times.

I love that Lisa did that, though.

She's like, hey, ChatGPT, what do you think of Larsa Pippin?

Ah, she's a bitch.

I told you.

I told you, Jodi.

It's like, oh, I told you.

She clearly did ask ChatGPT that, which is, that's the only reason why she would say, if you ask anyone, like my good friend ChatGPT,

they have a certain idea about Larsa.

Yeah, well, I was married like for 20 years or 22 to a favorite, like, like a famous like superstar.

Like, like, I have four like superstar kids.

Like, what are you going to do about it?

Like, I feel like, we all have superstar kids.

Are you saying my kids aren't a superstar?

Okay.

Andy, you've got superstar kids, don't you?

He's like, why am I in this?

Okay.

Well, I have a lot of companies I've started.

Okay.

I bought my own house by myself.

Oh, no, this is is Larsa.

I have like companies and like I bought my own house by myself.

Like I was the face of Butt Bleach.

So like, what are you talking about?

Halo collar.

I do halo color.

I don't expect someone else to pay my rent like.

He's like, yeah, but you got your money from your divorce.

But I was married for like 22 years.

Like, okay.

Does someone want to glue me in about what Chat GPT says about Larsa?

What is that?

It says she's a gold digger, right?

Is that what you're trying to say?

But I'm worried about the water shortage.

I was married at 22.

Like, I'm not a gold digger, like, I'm a gold investor.

Like,

um, in essence, um, I looked it up, Andy.

It says that she's polarizing and people criticize her for being image-obsessed, while other people see her as a resilient, multifaceted public personality who refuses to be boxed into a single face.

Thank you.

I love that Larsa says thank you to Chat GPT.

Thank you so much for that she's like i'll take it thank you that's like so nice like

oh my god chat gpt is following me like

i have like so many chat gpt fans like all the bots they like love me like even the bots that like try to change elections they like the one thing they all agree on is they just love my feet like

So then Larsa starts this whole like, but like, you know, like when you live with someone, it's like the first person like you brought around your kids.

Like it's like very hard.

Like, you know what I mean?

Like, like, I feel like my kids were were like super upset over it like my kids were like super like super upset like they faced me about it from los angeles they were like really upset about it like my whole family had to like come stay with me because it got to the point where it was like so toxic like

i don't want to cry like but oh that's good because you're actually not crying you're just changing your voice okay

and lisa's like well you didn't tell me any of this and she's well i expected you like to answer the phone lisa like i expected you to like be there like and listen to me for like five minutes and just say like I'm really sorry.

Like, I love you.

Like, we both hate him.

You know what I mean?

Like,

I love when Larsa's real voice comes out.

It's my favorite.

Mustard from Cheese says, Larsa was harsh by saying you shouldn't have been in Milan because of your sick father.

And so we see a flashback of that.

And Andy says, Lisa, was she right?

She's like, I'm going to get emotional.

Give me a fucking tissue.

Give me a fucking tissue.

And this is somehow the cliffhanger.

I don't understand how this is a cliffhanger when it's like, oh, let's, let's bring up your dad who died.

Do you feel guilty about not being there that last week?

And then she's like, oh, like we know what she's, we know what she's joking up about.

I don't know if it's a cliffhanger, but it doesn't matter.

Minor note on like truly an amazing episode.

I mean, so many gems throughout.

I mean,

I really can't believe it.

It was so good.

Yeah, this was a great one.

All right, everybody.

Thanks so much for being with us for this very special Tupoda.

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In the study with a candlestick, it's Leslie Peacock.

G, it's Lisa H.

We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder-Baron.

She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthe.

Always killing it, it's Lola Alcalani.

The incredible, edible Matthew Sisters.

She eases our woes, it's Melissa St.

Rose.

There's a chance of meatballs, it's Rebecca Cloud.

Maximum love for Sandy Maximoska.

She's the queen bee, it's Sarah Lemke.

We cannot tell a lie, it's Sarah Telefson.

Shannon, out of a cannon, Anthony.

Please don't stop.

It's Solian Pop.

Let's take off with Tam Laplain.

We're obsessed all with Tessa V.

She ain't no shrinking violet couchar.

We love you guys.

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